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Getting on that Giants Gear

So you're a bay area kid who loves the Giants. You love everything about them. Sadly, it has become tired dealing with the same old park experience. Yes, you can simply bring bring a cap to the park and attest your allegiance, tried and trued. But you've seen the many other... interlopers, for lack of a better word; these painted strangers, honking drunk, ne'er-do-wells bellowing about how who's and who isn't no-good while occasionally diverting their fury toward good citizens, the elderly and the occasional inanimate object.

I suggest a more civilized approach of what has been the status quo. People dressing up as sluts, bros or ludicrous mascots that redundantly trundle about to perform their various and largely irksome schtick - this must end.

A true fan deserves an elegant, black cloth ensemble blazoned with SF's symbol. There will be the simple cap topping it off, disconnected from, but still given flare by a black cape, round the shoulder, but divided-down-the-middle with orange. Underneath, you are allowed to wear as you wish. (Ideally, a black and orange wind breaker)

A real man would figure out how to attach heroic names and images to the cape itself. A good business would offer the service.

Foot ware remains to for debate.

Call it: Giants Great Coat

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