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OK New Strategy
Don’t swing at any pitches the rest of the game and pray for walks
My ass hurts
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Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Joe is thinking...
I’d have thrown for three touchdowns by now
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Hey Assholes
Score a fucking run for Matt Cain.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Don't pinch hit for Cain
He’s better than anyone other than Pat on the bench anyway. This “offense” is offensive.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ISWYDT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
SORRY NO PIC
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
x

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
haha
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
.

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
If the option is PHing Rowand for Cain
Cain needs to be left in
Needs more MARISA MILLER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS
I WANNA TALK MORE ABOUT AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER!
TOPH KICKS ASS! GO METAL BENDING!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It was right around the time I was starting to think, “Why can’t earth benders bend metal…?” And then BAM!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
She also has some of the funniest moments/lines in the show.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sokka: “I can’t see anything down here.”
Toph: “Oh, what a nightmare.”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
“Your poster looks fine to me!”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve told this story before, but I’ll repeat it:
I was looking for my 8 year old. I called her name, and she answered me from the back of the house. I couldn’t tell from where, so as I walked back there I asked “What are you doing?” Her answer from the bathroom: “Waterbending.”
And also, farting is a form of airbending.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Children are funny.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/takes notes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLT CAIN HAIR

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
JOE!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Joe for leadoff hitter!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Fantastic
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
that almost got his foot.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Joe likes Rowand?
I always liked Steve Young better.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
JOE MONTANA
Good player – Terrible Manager
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
OK, I'm behind Rowand now
GOD says so
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Good News everybody
I just switched from sitting on the couch to my recliner…This is all we need….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Joe, since we got you here: Sketchers..WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why did Amy call Eugenio, “Vaylez”?
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
cuz she’s Amy G and she can do whatever she damn well pleases
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
dude her last name is gutierrez, obviously she is latin and pronounced it right
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Oprah’s Va-lay-lay
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m not sure you want to.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He's such a rebel.
My friend’s Dad said “Real men get haircuts.”
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Joe should ask Rowand to move out of his neighborhood
He is not worthy
Wait, is Joe Morgan calling this game or Joe Montana?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m so confused
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Joe Morgana
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad move, Boch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Good eye Nate
Hope you enjoy waivers
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
What the hell will pinch hitting do?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
MARISA MILLER
MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Oh, Nate.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
I hope Nate enjoys his new team
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Why is Ishikawa hitting?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WTF Not Burrell?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Bork strikes again
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Really?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
poor Matt
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Should have been 2-1
and an entirely different at-bat. But that isn’t how the Giants hit. I think they have chased about 15 pitches out of the zone tonight. At least.
Danny Boyle’s next movie is called 28 At Bats Later, and it’s going to fucking suck.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, 28 Weeks Later was a piece of shit.
And… I didn’t realize that Danny Boyle didn’t direct it. Oh.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think BORK is dumb enough to believe sample size.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I think he pretty clearly lives by it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Cained once again
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
OMG
Joe Morgan just said that Cain has finally learned how to win.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Too meta.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
ISHI!!!!!
LOL US!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
TI DOUBLES
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
TRAVIS!!!!!!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
ISHI THE BAT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well whaddaya know.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TRAVIS DOUBLES!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
WHy the fuck didn't he start?!!?!?
Stupid bork
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Get Ford in there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Ishkebibble!
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
z
oh boy Velez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LAST OF HIS TRIBE
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
It's really too bad that
Ishikawa just bailed out Bork’s awful decision making.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Bah I'd still prefer Cain
They will find a way to blow this, rest assured.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL BURRISS!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
YOU ALL BETTER FUCKING SCORE FOR CAIN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
maybe Travis should have started
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
WHY NOT FORD?!?!?!?!?!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
he can steal a base, unlike Burriss.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
ISH THE DISH
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Love every one of these.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Why isn't Ford pinch running?
BORK!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Burris pinch running...
Watch him pull a hammy rounding third
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
That's the best news
I’ve heard all day.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DON'T THROW ME IN THAT THERE BRIAR PATCH
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Disney Rec'
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
VELEZ DO NOT FUCK THIS UP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Burriss is a better choice than Ford here. I think you want Ford if there is ever a situation with a man on first. With a non-steal situation, you just want someone who can score on a hard-hit single.
Paul Pierce?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: The Golden Gate in Kansas
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/16/us/16bridge.html?_r=1
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
ZORAK DO SOMETHING GOOD
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Halfway there my friend
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Wild pitch + Wild Pitch
My only hope.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ONE DOWN
ONE TO GO
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
You prognosticating
Mofo.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Halfway there my friend
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
wow! psychic!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
LOL
“light hitting Left Fielder”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ish hits, one and who do we rely on
the idiot who can’t hit
by allhailtheredwings on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Not specific enough
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Two great big improbable breaks tonight for the Giants.: 1) Velez walks 2) Ishikawa doubles. We can’t squander this!
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
Also no Rowand or Guillen
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
velez is gunna find a way to make 2 outs..
by barrybondsistheGOAT on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
You suck, Velez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sometimes I wish Kruk wasn't such a homer
“Bring some energy” WTF?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Why not pinch hit Burrell here?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I wouldn't be opposed, if not for the 2-strikes.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Then who would be the leadoff hitter?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
YES YES YE S
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FREE 90 FEET!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GIFT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Alright Alright Alright
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BILLINGSLEY
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Goddamnit VELEZ, DO NOT STRIKE OUT!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
RALLY ANIMALS WITH LIGHTSABERS!!!!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
omigod
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT DODGER CATCHER!
It doesn’t matter which one, they can all suck it
24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.
Another Wild Pitch please
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
PLS DONT STRIKE OUT!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
/shift-A
SHIT I GOT LEFT BEHIND IN THE OLD THREAD.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
This is what happens when I try to study and gamethread at the sametime.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
…what is a spacebar.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, corn!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CHOP
Talking to yourself?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
PUT THE BALL IN PLAY VELEZ
OR DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
JUST HIT A DAMN FLY BALL POR FAVOR
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
We want Sherill!!!
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
Sac fly that shit, you schmuck.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Cmon Eugenio
flyball
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
come on zorak
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
wow, that needs a comma
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fly ball, thats all we need.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Take another pitch Velez
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Velez just don't swing
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Velez is downright awful.
What on earth does Bochy see that possesses him to keep trotting him out there?
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You're watching it.
Oh, Torres. I thought you wrote “torture.”
by Monkeyking42 on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Take this pitch
They’d prefer the open base
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BALK HIM HOME
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Kuip: "Velez must make contact"
Kuip: prepares furious comment for MCC
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
i wouldn’t throw Velez a strike either.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
"You have to give Velez some sort of credit tonight"
Let’s see how he finishes the atbat before saying that, Flem.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH I DIDN'T THINK SO
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he'll throw it in the dirt
and set up the GIDP. Take it!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
EUGENIO!
YOU CAN DO THIS!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
LOL defeatist Kuip
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
FUCK YOU VELEZ
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
TO THE BENCH WITH YOU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YOU USELESS SOB
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
fuck you, Velez!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
JESUS CHRIST
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
hmm
same result
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Damn it
A squeeze play could have worked
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
GRANT
SAVE US
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
DIE A BLOODY HORRIBLE DEATH, YOU FUCKTARD!!!!!
Fucking Velez
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Stupid Somali Pirate
That was terrible
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Those were some awful hacks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Speedy McFuckup
is a fuck up
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
1 in 109 milliom
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Time for another WP
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
why do i feel like the giants just never get hits in these kinds of situations
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YEAH LIKE CLOCKWORK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
COME ON GRANT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WATCH BORK defend his idiocy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Hit a home run, Fontenot
They’ll never see it coming!
I certainly would be surprised.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PS
This ESPN broadcast is terrible.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
We should’ve gone with the suicide squeeze.
by Murray, Present on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Is it just me, or is the dodger catcher mishandling outside pitches
palm down
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
GRANT!!!!!!!!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
I love you Grant
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FINALLY!!!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FONTENOT
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Superior style.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FONTENOT!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!
GRANT GRANT GRANT!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FUCK YEA GRANT!!!! YOU FUCKIN ROCK!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
GRANT'S BLOOPIN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
GRANT!@!~!!!!!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK YEAH GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
CLUTCH!!!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
GRANT!
GRANTGRANTGRANTGRANTGRANTGRANTGRANTGRANT
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
THANK YOU SO MUCH FONTENOT
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
lol
MAKE IT GREEN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
/baseball gods
by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ginger kid!!!
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
FINA-FUCKING-LY!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
GRANT YOU SILLY BASTARD I LOVE YOU!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
NEW LEADOFF GUY
i don’t even care anymore, he’s not velez
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
I'll love you long time Fontenot
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Huff looks awful right now
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
CALM DOWN
JUST CALM DOWN

It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Shiftay!
‘Sup y’all! Anything interesting happening tonight?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Huff swinging from his heels
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
suprised llama

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
They should send fontenot right here..
They’ll throw a changeup in the dirt
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
your fault
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If Huff hits an XB hit, its a run anyway. You don’t throw away outs with a not very fast runner with two outs.
if Huff hits a HR it's two runs
Come on.
It’s quite common to steal with two outs to get the runner into scoring position.
Let's bring the...
Less so when you have the #3 hitter up. I don’t know, I am very anti-running with power hitters up there.
LOL U
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOSER!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Still pressing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hopefully, the Dodgers can press the next two innings
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY GRANT?!?!?!?!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I love running into outs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Too bad Velez isn’t getting on base more. You’d be having a great night.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Good risk
0-2 count. Huff leads off next inning.
LOL Fontenot
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
WHY GRANT?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Grant got greedy
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
thank god torre is a dumbass and left billingsly in there
LETS GO HUFF RIGHT NOW – drunk guy
Why.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Grant isn’t that fast
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Well Matt,
there’s your run.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
It took a while to grow.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
so true
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And he is out of the game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
still in line for the win if the bullpen doesn’t [REDACTED] right?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh.
Huff gets another shot. Don’t go 0-2 next time.
Grant sucks
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Absolutely horrible decision. No reason to send a guy with two outs, the lead, and a power hitter up.
I really wish Fontenot would stop being so dang ugly.
Has no one told him?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I don't think he's that ugly
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I think he's kinda cute in a non-sexual totally straight no fingers crossed way.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
It’s mostly the failbeard.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
aka "the Howie"
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Greedy Grant
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Romo I think
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
There is Matt's run
and he is not even the one who gets to try and protect it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HERE!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Aqui
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
/loud and proud
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOUD n PROUD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
always!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
WHAT UP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally recliner worked!
I love you Grant!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Win one for the Cainer
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Romosex time
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Then you went and ruined it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You got too greedy Grant
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
DO IT FOR MARISA!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL, ESPN called em, SHAWN Kemp
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Does he have
Numerous illegitimate offspring? If so, it’s an easy mistake to make.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Oh, yeah.
He’s got… um, hella (hella hella).
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
almost as good
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I switched to recliner too...
apparently there’s something to this theory
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Whoa
Pablo, WTF was that throw?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pablo is also pressing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
At least Pablo is playing good defense
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HUFF
what a rock star
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
horrible throw, but good Huff-fense!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Thank God that was their Bengie running and not their Torres.
Not that they have one.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I’ve been needing to get rid of Comcast. Decision made!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo
Needs to go home go to sleep and come back tomorrow
Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers
OT:
So I thought Aang looked better with hair.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
kinda weird
he looks more like a normal kid. not sure how i feel about “aang, average hyper pre-teen.”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I got used to it,
then when he shaves his head and went back I was like, whoa, weird.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the head-shaving was a pretty epic scene, though. that show has the most HARDCORE haircuts ever.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Zuko looks a lot better with the shaggy hair
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This as well
I hated his look with the top knot. His look in Book 2 and 3 was much btter.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
better too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah, it really changes his vibe. covers up the shriveled ear and makes him look a lot older..
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Good story apparently with this dude... 16 years in the minors?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
and… ESPN calls Velez “VALDEZ”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Get it right it's
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Dodger
fuck his story
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
How about this?
It can be a great story AFTER the game.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Why in the fuck does that matter?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
How would you feel about his story if he’d homered there?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
same way… dude, regardless, it’s a damn good life story right there, to never give up at what your doing, almost Rudy like, and finally make a major league roster
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, there's someone at the park tonight
that had something to say about that.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, i heard about that story
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Which is great
I’m all for the human interest side of it, just not when he’s the tying run at the plate in a 1-0 game in a pennant race.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
one of the biggest lies i’ve ever seen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
sandy and jackie get a pass. otherwise, feh.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
dont even know what you're talking about
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
chasm?
or do you not know about Messrs. Koufax and Robinson?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
just got it, with the last names
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
nah
i just turn that movie off about 90 seconds before the end
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He's so fucking out.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
cool story bro
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks, i could go on, but i digress, since nobody cares obviously
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He stole the milb batting crown from Belt on the second to last day of the season
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool... not sure why i care
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Cuz Belt is a Giant?
Nevermind, someone is a little uptight tonight…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s kind of sad the extremes the Dodger hate goes to. I understand hating certain players, but stuff like “I WONT ROOT FOR THE BUMS TO BEAT THE PADRES EVEN THOUGH IT WILL HELP THE GIANTS” or not acknowledging how cool it is that a 16-year minor leaguer is here now is kind of ridiculous.
i think it is somewhat pretty cool, a dude spending that much time in the minors and making it to the playoffs? good for him
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I can say with some confidence that he won't make the playoffs.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
let’s have this argument again!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
how bout lets not and say we did, ENJOY THE FUCKING GAME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
NASTY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I'm a Romosexual
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
WTF is Velez still doing out there?!?!?1?!!?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
ROMO IS FUCKIN PUMPED!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Fucking awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I love this.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Scared the shit right outta me.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Why is Velez still in LF?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Bochy showing confidence in him
“I’m going to need Velezy down the stretch here…”
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I love a fired up Romo!!!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, GET VELEZ OUT OF THERE!!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
He’s terrible! Just a matter of time before he clanks one.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
*Bochy reads MCC, proceeds to take Nate out, moves Ross to right, puts Rowand in center*
This is what you wanted, right?
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
INSURANCE RUNS PLEASE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buh-bye!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
good night!
sleep well :)
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Shhhh, don't jinx it
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF U Buddy
and the horse you rode in on.
YES
THIS GUY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Hey Sherrill
Score runs off this guy Giants
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
HUF HFUF FHFFSH YESSSSSS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HUFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF HUFF HUFF!
FUCK YOU GIBBONS
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
LOL faceplant Gibbons
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Yes
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
HUFF DADDY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
HAHA!!!
GO AUBREY!!!!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
LOL GIBBONS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow
It’s like if you get into the bullpen against the Dodgers, you can almost always win! What a concept, huh?
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Ahem..
I’m the one who called it
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL
CHICKENSHIT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
RALLY FURRIES

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
INSURANCE PLZ
Attn: Flo, the Gekko, The General, and the secret agent girl with pink hair (oh, and what the hell, the Giants hitters too)
¡Viva los Gigantes!
Buster getting the Bonds treatment.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
JAZZY
PUNISH THEM
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
I know its crazy
But should Uribe bunt, and have Pat pinch hit for Sandoval?
Highest probability of scoring 1 run (as opposed to multiple runs)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
no
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
and if you’d like to see more bunting action, he’ll do the same on the next two.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
just the Uribe bunt is crazy
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, you were talking about clutch
I’m guessing run probability is not high on your understanding
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
have you ever seen Uribe bunt? Tell us all about it?
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take a 3-run shot to the LF bleachers.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
this is what im thinking. then move uribe to 3rd, put rent at SS for the 9th.
hey, defense and offense first
by giant4life83 on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
dont have uribe bunt though… that doesnt work
by giant4life83 on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I <3 George Sherrill
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Aw Torre don't pull him
I like this guy.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
No they didn't
They made routine plays look difficult.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
This this this. They’re godawful.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
actually not
They just made routine plays into spectacular looking catches.
Had I been drinking, I would've done a spit-take
when Joe Morgan started saying that Ethier’s catch of Posey’s fly ball might very well have prevented an inside-the-park home run.
I mean, I should know by now not to be surprised when something inane comes out of his mouth, but he always finds a way.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LETS GO GIANTS
LETS GO GIANT
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Kenley Jansen?
Sounds like a hot chick, but instead it’s a douchey reliver.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
NICE HIT BOSS!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ps, why did you try and steal 2nd?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
For Huff!
So he could get his double.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
One of my least hated Dodgers
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Don't take out Sherrill.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I hope Wilson doesn't need to come in
Because the Giants are up 8-0
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Awww
Damn, Torre getting smarter with the quick trigger on Sherrill.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
does he even know how?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I'd like to see this
/Uribe tries to push the bunt into the water
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to see him bunt and then flash the jazz hands.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean
you can drink Corona somewhere other than the beach?
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONES.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
BTW, I take full credit for that Huff double
By sending Grantenot, I gave Huff a shot at a different pitcher
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
This oughta be an exciting AB
100mph against jazz
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
He really should bunt
He’s not Buster, and its the best play.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
pinch hit with Pat
highest leverage
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I DEMAND JAZZ.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
YOU ARE DENIED
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
:(
.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
That was so much smarter than moving the runner over
When we’re playing for 1 run. Great job, Uribe.,
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
COME ON PABLO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Sandoval up, two on
What could go wrong?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
WASTED AT BAT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Hey BLOBlo
End your suckitude right here please.
depends on if he knows the damn sign
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
GIDP?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFU
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Popped up.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Jazz pop’d out to Kemp.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Why would a pitcher ever throw Sandoval strikes?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'm not sure
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Pablo is late :(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fastballs right by him
waaaaaaayyyy late
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I still stand behind Pablo.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
So can 50 people.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He stands all around you.
BUUUUUUUUURN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FREE 90 FEET!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YAY!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Ok, Pablo can't GIDP!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
please don't question Panda
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
yay!
no gidp!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
No fucking way Pablo gets the run home
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t mind being wrong. That was mostly Huff though, Panda did nothing
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
made contact
it’s not much but how many times have we failed at that?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Another Wild Pitch please
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Come on Pablo, do something productive
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL juuuuust a bit outside
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL DODGERS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
WOO HOO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
YES
my faith is rewarded
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YES!!!!
PABLO DID HIS JOB!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SAFE AT HOME!
THE RIOT FAIL!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why weren't they in?
Nice coaching Torre.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL The Riot
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HUFF IS SAFE HUFF IS SAFE!!!!!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
SAFE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
THAT WAS SO DUMB
BUT YEAH OMG
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
sufficient!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
not a hit
fielder’s choice
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever
moved a runner home and didn’t create an out.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
yeah, but the universe didn’t implode, so we’re all safe.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
DO THE HUFF-STLE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OFFENSIVE EXPLOSION!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Cain does a dance of celebration.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
SNEAK ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS
Aubrey Huff: CHAMPION.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
yeah!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Get a hit Ross
I don’t want to see Rowand out there tomorrow.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
They need to walk over to Velez
and say, “That wasn’t so fucking tough, was it!?!?”
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Looked like he would have struck out if anything.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Two runs that shouldn’t have been. We will take them gladly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Broxton plz
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Furcal, Theriot, Ethier.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Obnoxious Bum
Traded Bum
Overpaid Bum
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They all fit all of those descriptions (though Furcal isn't really overpaid).
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
its funny because its true
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wow,
I just struck out on that slider
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Rowand?
GET OFF THE INTERNET AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING GAME!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL ROSS
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Ok, we're definitely seeing Rowand tomorrow
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BORK isn't very smart
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This bald demon sucks
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Welcom to math class
Aaron Rowand – 4 years = Cody Ross
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
nah Ross has been better than last 3 years
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Except that Rowand was good when he was 4 years younger.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You got that right. Maybe -2 years
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
so i just went to fangraphs to see what that was
jesus christ rowand was an even worse idea than i thought
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He is more than a man, he has become an idea
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MLB GMs hired Dicaprio to perform inception on Sabean...
Sabean wakes up…“Aaron Rowand!”
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Finish This Wilson
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
swinging for the fences with two strikes and all we needed was a lazy fly ball Typical undisciplined shit-hitting!
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
course we get the flyball 1 batter too late.
You know what is funny? I think the Giants are Top 5 in baseball in gettiting runners in from 3rd with less than 2 outs. I don’t know how that is possible.
by BustaTheRippa on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Because it’s something that seems like it should be easy but actually isn’t that easy. Thus, every fan thinks it’s something their team is bad at.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
I thing the league average is around 50 percent.
by BustaTheRippa on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap
It’s okay! 1 RUN!!!! WOOOO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WILSON TIME
JUMP AROUND
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If Nate and Ross has been switched in order...
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gah
If Nate hit before Ross that would be another run.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
and would have been pitched differently. and more pressure would be on Nate
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Yeah you can't just assume things like that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Here comes the Ninja
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
The crowd has been awesome tonight
I think it’s because of MARISA MILLER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKK THE DODGERS!
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Finish this, Wilson.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL DODGERS FANS
8thInningWeirdness 8thInnWeirdness
Had lively discussion with a Dodger fan. Says Sherill better than Romo and Wilson and that the Dodgers have 5 potential MVPs. Wow. #sfgiants
LOL WTF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Torre wouldn't say that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
That’s because Torre’s not a moron.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dodgers have a different definition of “fan”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Merkin Valdez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bob Howry
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL IRL
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll see your Van Landingham
And raise you a Van Poppel.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
i seriously laughed out loud
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Sherrill is the most valuable Dodger to opposing teams.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
always
The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, the question is:
Will the Dodgers load the bases in the ninth?
a) Yes
b) Hell Yes
c) Fuck yes, these are the fucking giants
d) No, it’ll be 1-2-3, hahahahahahahahahahahah
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I'll go with C and hope I'm wrong
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES, MORE OF THEM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1 DOWN BABY!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
as in Exxon
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZZ!?!?!??!?! WTF?!?!?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
1 down!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
2 more.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ESPN has been calling Velez “Valdez” the entire night.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
The ESPN team keeps calling our left fielder “Valdez.”
First name Exxon.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BEAT FUCKING LA!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!!!!!
1 MORE!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD FOOL!
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
1 more.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sherrill is too good to get any batter he faces out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Totally wrecked
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
2 DOWN
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Dude is a NINJA!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I am so glad we have this second run.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Let the record show I posted this pre-HR
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ofcourse
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
oh wtf
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
...
what?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Say what?
Did Superman get in your head today, Lex?
by BustaTheRippa on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well the only run that matters is the tying run
so it doesn’t matter if it was a HR or a walk, it doesn’t matter
I'll go one step further
In that situation, I’d rather he give up a homer than a walk.
why?
either way a HR ties the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Two reasons
First – You HAVE to make him hit his way on.
Second, no one is on base.
Me too
Make him hit you with a 2 run lead there, don’t give it to them for free
Yeah, the only small difference
is that you lose a force at second, but that is about it.
FUCK
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
I saw that coming.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Shit
At least we have that spare run now.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well, good thing we got that extra run.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I dont think Wilson grooves a fastball to Ethier
if only up a run. But ……..
FUCK
FUCK YOU ETHIER.
Insurance run!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DONKEY COCKS
THAT IS NOT PROPER NINJITSU PRACTICE
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Wilson is looking crazier than usual today
Anyone see that on the close up a minute ago? He had that Van Damme after getting stuff thrown in his eyes in Blood Sport look.
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
That extra run sure was nice.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
fuck, lost Cain's win
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
You understand how wins work right?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He can still get the win.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Well, it aint Giants baseball without the torture
The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!
This is why we can't have nice things
facepalm
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
Right strategy by B-Weezy
He couldn’t hit a 2 run HR – have to go for it.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
UGH
That run last inning is good.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
One more out
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LOL
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
STRIKES, MORE OF THEM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wonder what the Giants did in a previous life
To set up this much torture.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
C'mon B-weezy
You got this
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
ITS JAY GIBBONS!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
NO NO NO
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Wilson
Don’t
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
BRIAN!
FINISH THIS FUCKING GAME!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DRAMA
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
End this shit Wilson, right here.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
STRIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THANK YOU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
EAT SHIT AND DIE, LOS ANGELES!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
WOO HOOO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD
BALLGAME
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
CLASSIC WILSON STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
YES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD GIBBONS
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WE WIN
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
GLOAT GOAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
fuck yeah goat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HELL THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAH DODGER BITCHES, SUCK ON THAT!
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
That a baby
Wilson. Simply the best. That HR was irrelevant.
OH HELLS YEAH!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
sweet victory!


Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT DODGERS
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
whatever happened to that guy anyway
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
his upper right douchecep
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
suck muscle
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just enjoy.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
CABI CABI
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
She symbolizes victory
And that is why I love her!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
FUCK YOU PADRES, FUCK YOU ROCKIES, FUCK YOU DODGERS, WE ARE TAKING THIS DIVISION.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They're still in the league?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
YES
Let’s!!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Whoa
I just jumped up, clapped, and let loose a LOUD accidental fart
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
Victory Fart
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVER A DOUBT!

Certified McC lurker since 2006
by DividedByZero on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol Velez was the low point
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
took a walk
better than rowand
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yep!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
..

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Sep 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Chuck Norris approves Grant

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Thank you, Huffalo

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
YES
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
oh lol!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I'm out
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
So is Jay Gibbons
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahhahahaha
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Never Forget

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Thank you, Brian, for making that a SHORT torture inning. All business.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Huff's son is going to have quit the story about being born.
“Yeah, the night I was born my dad beat the Dodgers and scored the winning run. All while sporting a red thong!”
Jeaaaggaahh
All right, I'm off to the airport
Wearing my Giants hat to Taiwan with pride!
by Murray, Present on Sep 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
wow!
Have a safe flight!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Let's Go Cardinals!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Got out of bed just to post this.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I'll be there in a minute, babe.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
by James Brady on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
James!
Thank you, sleepyhead!
vertigo, ftw :)
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Aww yeeeah.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
by James Brady on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don’t know, but its one of my favorites. I look forward to seeing it after every game!
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that those kids are the Dodger Youth and the Lizards are announcing the score of the Giants’ game.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
I love Romo.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
he came through
but Cain
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, he's been so good lately
I even forget to give him credit for it! Yeah, Cain’s gotta get the nod…

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
like, 9 of the top 10 trending topics in SF on twitter right now are Giants-related
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Definitely aren’t 49ers related.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
did you make this?
I love the font.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
I did, and thanks =)
On our honeymoon, my wife and I had the “fortune” of going to Loney bobblehead night at the Latrine, so I made good use of it.
I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.
..

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
TEBOW!

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

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