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BEAT LA Thread 3

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BEAT LA

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OK New Strategy

Don’t swing at any pitches the rest of the game and pray for walks

by Bochean on Sep 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

My ass hurts

8(

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe is thinking...

I’d have thrown for three touchdowns by now

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Assholes

Score a fucking run for Matt Cain.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't pinch hit for Cain

He’s better than anyone other than Pat on the bench anyway. This “offense” is offensive.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BURN

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SORRY NO PIC

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS THE JOKE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry No Pic

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more MARISA MILLER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my.

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS

I WANNA TALK MORE ABOUT AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER!

TOPH KICKS ASS! GO METAL BENDING!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It was right around the time I was starting to think, “Why can’t earth benders bend metal…?” And then BAM!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

She also has some of the funniest moments/lines in the show.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sokka: “I can’t see anything down here.”

Toph: “Oh, what a nightmare.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Your poster looks fine to me!”

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve told this story before, but I’ll repeat it:

I was looking for my 8 year old. I called her name, and she answered me from the back of the house. I couldn’t tell from where, so as I walked back there I asked “What are you doing?” Her answer from the bathroom: “Waterbending.”

And also, farting is a form of airbending.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Children are funny.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes notes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLT CAIN HAIR

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

*RALLY

dammit

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Troll face Joe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

JOE!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe for leadoff hitter!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantastic

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for awesomeness.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD JOE, NOT ROWAND

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW MONTANA, WTF!

by Unitard on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

that almost got his foot.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe likes Rowand?

I always liked Steve Young better.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

JOE MONTANA

Good player – Terrible Manager

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, I'm behind Rowand now

GOD says so

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Good News everybody

I just switched from sitting on the couch to my recliner…This is all we need….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Rowand is neighbors with Joe!

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe, since we got you here: Sketchers..WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OTHER!!!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did Amy call Eugenio, “Vaylez”?

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

cuz she’s Amy G and she can do whatever she damn well pleases

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was cute but I figured she would know the correct pronunciation.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude her last name is gutierrez, obviously she is latin and pronounced it right

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oprah’s Va-lay-lay

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure you want to.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, Cain's hair really is terrible these days.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

What can I say? I’m a redneck who attaches polycarbonate reproduction testicles to my vehicle.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so crazy, isn’t it?! I like that he’s going with it, though, because it means he likes it.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's such a rebel.

My friend’s Dad said “Real men get haircuts.”

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh hey, Joe. your kids went to my old high school, for like a year.

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, is Joe Morgan calling this game or Joe Montana?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so confused

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Montana.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgana

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa on deck.

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad move, Boch.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d have done it.

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good eye Nate

Hope you enjoy waivers

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell will pinch hitting do?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

rec’d for being amazing

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARISA MILLER

MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER MARISA MILLER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

oh boy Ishikawa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, that was easy!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Nate.

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Nate enjoys his new team

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Ishikawa hitting?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

What was pitch count?

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Not Burrell?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF!?

If you’re taking Cain out have PAT THE FUCKING BAT HIT

by Josh L on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork strikes again

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell hurt?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Bochy saves him for later.

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have been 2-1

and an entirely different at-bat. But that isn’t how the Giants hit. I think they have chased about 15 pitches out of the zone tonight. At least.

by lexluth7 on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

3 for his last 29

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danny Boyle’s next movie is called 28 At Bats Later, and it’s going to fucking suck.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Hockey player?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, 28 Weeks Later was a piece of shit.

And… I didn’t realize that Danny Boyle didn’t direct it. Oh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think BORK is dumb enough to believe sample size.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he pretty clearly lives by it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cained once again

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Joe Morgan just said that Cain has finally learned how to win.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Too meta.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHI!!!!!

LOL US!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS ISHIKAWA!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TI DOUBLES

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS!!!!!!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ISH!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI THE BAT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI, HATERS!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well whaddaya know.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WHy the fuck didn't he start?!!?!?

Stupid bork

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Send Cain home a winner!

by speckops on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Get Ford in there

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishkebibble!

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ISH!KAWA

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

z

oh boy Velez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LAST OF HIS TRIBE

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It's really too bad that

Ishikawa just bailed out Bork’s awful decision making.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah I'd still prefer Cain

They will find a way to blow this, rest assured.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BURRISS!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ALL BETTER FUCKING SCORE FOR CAIN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe Travis should have started

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY NOT FORD?!?!?!?!?!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss not Ford?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ISH THE DISH

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Turn it green, mofos.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love every one of these.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon don’t waste this opportunity with Velez

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn't Ford pinch running?

BORK!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Burris pinch running...

Watch him pull a hammy rounding third

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the best news

I’ve heard all day.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...not Sherrill

Please Bums..don’t put in Sherrill

by calbearjd on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disney Rec'

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring in Broxton!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ DO NOT FUCK THIS UP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss is a better choice than Ford here. I think you want Ford if there is ever a situation with a man on first. With a non-steal situation, you just want someone who can score on a hard-hit single.

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Paul Pierce?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: The Golden Gate in Kansas

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/16/us/16bridge.html?_r=1

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That is awesome. I want to meet this guy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZORAK DO SOMETHING GOOD

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Halfway there my friend

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild pitch + Wild Pitch

My only hope.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE DOWN

ONE TO GO

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You prognosticating

Mofo.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halfway there my friend

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow! psychic!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

“light hitting Left Fielder”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Define ‘hitting’.

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a Scully quote?

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not specific enough

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two great big improbable breaks tonight for the Giants.: 1) Velez walks 2) Ishikawa doubles. We can’t squander this!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Also no Rowand or Guillen

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ughh…what a wasted opportunity…

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

velez is gunna find a way to make 2 outs..

by barrybondsistheGOAT on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

You suck, Velez.

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by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes I wish Kruk wasn't such a homer

“Bring some energy” WTF?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not pinch hit Burrell here?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't be opposed, if not for the 2-strikes.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRAJAS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YE S

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA!!! LOL DODGERS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE 90 FEET!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright Alright Alright

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit VELEZ, DO NOT STRIKE OUT!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Failez

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY ANIMALS WITH LIGHTSABERS!!!!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

omigod

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUUUUUGE

90 FT!!!

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT DODGER CATCHER!

It doesn’t matter which one, they can all suck it

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

How about another one of those!

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Another Wild Pitch please

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Just get it to the outfield, Gene

by Monkeyking42 on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

PLS DONT STRIKE OUT!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

He wanted to swing so bad

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

SHIT I GOT LEFT BEHIND IN THE OLD THREAD.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL took you a while

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when I try to study and gamethread at the sametime.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

…what is a spacebar.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CHOP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came back for you!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, corn!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CHOP

Talking to yourself?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST HIT A DAMN FLY BALL POR FAVOR

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

We want Sherill!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sac fly that shit, you schmuck.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

oh christ….

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Eugenio

flyball

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

come on zorak

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, that needs a comma

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HOLY SHIT

I THOGUHT THAT WAS STRIKE 3

by ldv on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fly ball, thats all we need.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Take another pitch Velez

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez just don't swing

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez is downright awful.

What on earth does Bochy see that possesses him to keep trotting him out there?

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Take this pitch

They’d prefer the open base

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BALK HIM HOME

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i wouldn’t throw Velez a strike either.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

"You have to give Velez some sort of credit tonight"

Let’s see how he finishes the atbat before saying that, Flem.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he'll throw it in the dirt

and set up the GIDP. Take it!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

EUGENIO!

YOU CAN DO THIS!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t a fly ball producing swing

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL defeatist Kuip

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll strikeout here

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Velez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU VELEZ

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK… you shitting me?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for being a complete piece of shit Velez.

by speckops on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst Giant of all-time.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Useless

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

TO THE BENCH WITH YOU

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU USELESS SOB

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm

same result

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it

A squeeze play could have worked

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT

SAVE US

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DIE A BLOODY HORRIBLE DEATH, YOU FUCKTARD!!!!!

Fucking Velez

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid Somali Pirate

That was terrible

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

weak

I wish I were surprised in the slightest.

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Those were some awful hacks.

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by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME VELEZ WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Speedy McFuckup

is a fuck up

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

What are the odds of the Giants getting a two-out knock here?

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

1 in 109 milliom

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for another WP

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS HIT IT OUT OF THE INFIELD VELEZ AOUIHJIOHWEOIFJEIL:FJEIL:FJ:E

by Natto on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

We need another wild pitch!

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

why do i feel like the giants just never get hits in these kinds of situations

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH LIKE CLOCKWORK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON GRANT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WATCH BORK defend his idiocy

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

cm'on mikey

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I certainly would be surprised.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need some magic, Grant.

by nataku on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, though, why wasn’t Burrell pinch hitting there?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

PS

This ESPN broadcast is terrible.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

We should’ve gone with the suicide squeeze.

by Murray, Present on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me, or is the dodger catcher mishandling outside pitches

palm down

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

A wild pitch is the only way

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT!!!!!!!!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I love you Grant

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTENOT

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Superior style.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FONTENOT!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!

GRANT GRANT GRANT!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA GRANT!!!! YOU FUCKIN ROCK!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT'S BLOOPIN!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d so very hard.

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT!@!~!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yes

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP A HIT WHAT IS HAPPENING

by sprdelfin on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot!!!!!!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH!!!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT!

GRANTGRANTGRANTGRANTGRANTGRANTGRANTGRANT

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FonteYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU SO MUCH FONTENOT

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1111!!!!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

hooray, grant!

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

MAKE IT GREEN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

/baseball gods

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

MIKE FONTEYES!!!!!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ginger kid!!!

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BRISBEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FINA-FUCKING-LY!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GGGGRRRRAAAANNNNTTTT

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

A POSITIVE OUTCOME RESULTED FROM THAT AB

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT YOU SILLY BASTARD I LOVE YOU!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Two good swings tonight!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The 600 inning scoreless stretch has ended!

by Monkeyking42 on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW LEADOFF GUY

i don’t even care anymore, he’s not velez

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll love you long time Fontenot

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff looks awful right now

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Great at bat man.

by Unitard on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

/padre’d

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Shiftay!

‘Sup y’all! Anything interesting happening tonight?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff swinging from his heels

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

They should send fontenot right here..

They’ll throw a changeup in the dirt

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL COULDN’T BE MORE WRONG

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

your fault

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck do you have to gain there by trying to steal?

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

runner

in scoring position with two outs.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Huff hits an XB hit, its a run anyway. You don’t throw away outs with a not very fast runner with two outs.

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Huff hits a HR it's two runs

Come on.

It’s quite common to steal with two outs to get the runner into scoring position.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less so when you have the #3 hitter up. I don’t know, I am very anti-running with power hitters up there.

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you so.

/did it for you

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t argue with the result, and it’s not worth getting into “BUT WHAT IF” argument. Hope someone knocks him in and we get some insurance runs.

I still don’t like the call though :P

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOSER!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has been down 0-2 every at bat this series it seems

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Still pressing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully, the Dodgers can press the next two innings

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY GRANT?!?!?!?!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I love running into outs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad Velez isn’t getting on base more. You’d be having a great night.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD GRANT, BAD!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Fontenot

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Grant.

WTF?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY GRANT?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant got greedy

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Why.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re okay in my book Grant/

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

why grant?

why did you do that?

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant isn’t that fast

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Well Matt,

there’s your run.

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It took a while to grow.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

so true

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the month. Enjoy it.

by Bochean on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he is out of the game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

still in line for the win if the bullpen doesn’t [REDACTED] right?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh.

Huff gets another shot. Don’t go 0-2 next time.

by Monkeyking42 on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I NEED A BEER

for this

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I applaud the move! Huff isn’t hitting anyway

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant sucks

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI

SKILLZ

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely horrible decision. No reason to send a guy with two outs, the lead, and a power hitter up.

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

2 outs…man on second scores on a single…

Huff was down 0-2 anyways

by calbearjd on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a power hitter who can knock in a guy from first and a guy with average speed. Risk doesn’t justify reward.

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Huff can start fresh next inning

by DFARowand on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

3-4-5

heart of the order.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

against Sherrill

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish Fontenot would stop being so dang ugly.

Has no one told him?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think he's that ugly

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhhh

Grant

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's kinda cute in a non-sexual totally straight no fingers crossed way.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/squinty Fry

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t tell Edelweiss that.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s mostly the failbeard.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

aka "the Howie"

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

way harsh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine. Redacted.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greedy Grant

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No more Billingsley now?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo plz

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo I think

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is Matt's run

and he is not even the one who gets to try and protect it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he is in line for the winzzzzz

by nataku on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/asleep

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Present.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

\o

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aqui

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/loud and proud

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOUD n PROUD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

always!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Presente

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

always

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT UP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win one for the Cainer

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Romosex time

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you went and ruined it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite line from Zombieland

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got too greedy Grant

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What..

how are you posting while on the field?

Who is this really?

by calbearjd on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged for self promotion

by speckops on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/united

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT FOR MARISA!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, ESPN called em, SHAWN Kemp

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Supersonics

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he have

Numerous illegitimate offspring? If so, it’s an easy mistake to make.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah.

He’s got… um, hella (hella hella).

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I switched to recliner too...

apparently there’s something to this theory

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

Pablo, WTF was that throw?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is also pressing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bench

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIRB!

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Pablo is playing good defense

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, aside from the throw.

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good play, Aubrey

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That one made me nervous.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

what a rock star

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

horrible throw, but good Huff-fense!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God that was their Bengie running and not their Torres.

Not that they have one.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ugly

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

There's MARISA inside.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been needing to get rid of Comcast. Decision made!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hottest 32 year old EVER

[Except for Klum]

by dprodigy19 on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap. Is 32 old?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope not.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is for professional tennis players.

Otherwise? No

by dprodigy19 on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo

Needs to go home go to sleep and come back tomorrow

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Pablo really is useless…

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

is it just me?

or did that grenade into shallow center feel like a grand slam?

by Jason Covey on Sep 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OT:

So I thought Aang looked better with hair.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

kinda weird

he looks more like a normal kid. not sure how i feel about “aang, average hyper pre-teen.”

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got used to it,

then when he shaves his head and went back I was like, whoa, weird.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the head-shaving was a pretty epic scene, though. that show has the most HARDCORE haircuts ever.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. I kinda liked the little monk look.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zuko looks a lot better with the shaggy hair

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This as well

I hated his look with the top knot. His look in Book 2 and 3 was much btter.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

better too.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it really changes his vibe. covers up the shriveled ear and makes him look a lot older..

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good story apparently with this dude... 16 years in the minors?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

and… ESPN calls Velez “VALDEZ”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get it right it's

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is a regular Joseph Hazelwood out there…

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger

fuck his story

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

??? Dude, fuck u

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Fuck this guy and his dumb story RIGHT IN THE PANTS.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about this?

It can be a great story AFTER the game.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why in the fuck does that matter?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would you feel about his story if he’d homered there?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

same way… dude, regardless, it’s a damn good life story right there, to never give up at what your doing, almost Rudy like, and finally make a major league roster

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there's someone at the park tonight

that had something to say about that.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i heard about that story

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is great

I’m all for the human interest side of it, just not when he’s the tying run at the plate in a 1-0 game in a pennant race.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

why even think about the game when talking about an individual performance?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is never a good story involved with a Dodger

by nataku on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of the biggest lies i’ve ever seen

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sandy and jackie get a pass. otherwise, feh.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont even know what you're talking about

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm?

or do you not know about Messrs. Koufax and Robinson?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got it, with the last names

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

i just turn that movie off about 90 seconds before the end

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's so fucking out.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jackie Robinson?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool story bro

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, i could go on, but i digress, since nobody cares obviously

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He stole the milb batting crown from Belt on the second to last day of the season

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool... not sure why i care

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz Belt is a Giant?

Nevermind, someone is a little uptight tonight…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for him… why should a batting crown in the minors tell me how good he is? All i should look at are the stats, not uptight at all, just bein real

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of sad the extremes the Dodger hate goes to. I understand hating certain players, but stuff like “I WONT ROOT FOR THE BUMS TO BEAT THE PADRES EVEN THOUGH IT WILL HELP THE GIANTS” or not acknowledging how cool it is that a 16-year minor leaguer is here now is kind of ridiculous.

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it is somewhat pretty cool, a dude spending that much time in the minors and making it to the playoffs? good for him

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can say with some confidence that he won't make the playoffs.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s have this argument again!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

how bout lets not and say we did, ENJOY THE FUCKING GAME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/baggs

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NASTY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm a Romosexual

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is Velez still doing out there?!?!?1?!!?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO IS FUCKIN PUMPED!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking awesome.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Velez scare anyone else there?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Scared the shit right outta me.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Velez still in LF?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy showing confidence in him

“I’m going to need Velezy down the stretch here…”

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love a fired up Romo!!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, GET VELEZ OUT OF THERE!!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s terrible! Just a matter of time before he clanks one.

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Velez is so spooky out there.

why no defensive replacement?

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

sexcellence

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

INSURANCE RUNS PLEASE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

All right. I’m out. Until next time, all.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Night.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buh-bye!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

good night!

sleep well :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we blow it in the 9th, you’re in trouble.

by speckops on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, actually, would be a good idea.

by speckops on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

And Burrell in left.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

an overwhelming THIS.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The

San Francisco One-Nothings

Mays' Field McCovey's Cove Bonds' Bleachers

by OneLoveSF on Sep 15, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

THIS GUY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

0-1 Here we go again!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

aubrey, no bunt

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Sherrill

Score runs off this guy Giants

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUF HFUF FHFFSH YESSSSSS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Huff????

I hope you were taking all the way and just doing that to screw with the umpire

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally Gibbons doesn’t rob us.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF HUFF HUFF!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF HUFF HUFF!

FUCK YOU GIBBONS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL faceplant Gibbons

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff probably just gave Flan a heart attack!

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

nice hit

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA!!!

GO AUBREY!!!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

George Sherrill is my favorite Dodger ever.

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I can get behind this

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that one game in LA… whew. Punk rock.

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Fat 6 plus size ERA

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIBBONS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

It’s like if you get into the bullpen against the Dodgers, you can almost always win! What a concept, huh?

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuo says hi.

/best reliever in the league

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT MVP!!!

RBI single…CS to allow Huff a second chance!

by calbearjd on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahem..

I’m the one who called it

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

CHICKENSHIT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ze goggles, zey do nothing!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY FURRIES

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

what a dork that Gibbons looks like! Ever eat a pine tree?

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

INSURANCE PLZ

Attn: Flo, the Gekko, The General, and the secret agent girl with pink hair (oh, and what the hell, the Giants hitters too)

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster getting the Bonds treatment.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHERRILL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY

PUNISH THEM

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I know its crazy

But should Uribe bunt, and have Pat pinch hit for Sandoval?

Highest probability of scoring 1 run (as opposed to multiple runs)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

no

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by bunt, you mean swing mightily at the first pitch, Uribe agrees.

by nataku on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if you’d like to see more bunting action, he’ll do the same on the next two.

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

just the Uribe bunt is crazy

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, you were talking about clutch

I’m guessing run probability is not high on your understanding

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you ever seen Uribe bunt? Tell us all about it?

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take a 3-run shot to the LF bleachers.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what im thinking. then move uribe to 3rd, put rent at SS for the 9th.

hey, defense and offense first

by giant4life83 on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont have uribe bunt though… that doesnt work

by giant4life83 on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 George Sherrill

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite Dodger

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw Torre don't pull him

I like this guy.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I said it before, I’ll say it again, the Dodgers outfield defense is flat out horrendous

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Made some nice plays tonight

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No they didn't

They made routine plays look difficult.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This this this. They’re godawful.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually not

They just made routine plays into spectacular looking catches.

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had I been drinking, I would've done a spit-take

when Joe Morgan started saying that Ethier’s catch of Posey’s fly ball might very well have prevented an inside-the-park home run.

I mean, I should know by now not to be surprised when something inane comes out of his mouth, but he always finds a way.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenley Jansen?

Sounds like a hot chick, but instead it’s a douchey reliver.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Always a standing ovation for Sherrill.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE HIT BOSS!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ps, why did you try and steal 2nd?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Huff!

So he could get his double.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww

no more sherrill

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

One of my least hated Dodgers

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't take out Sherrill.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Wilson doesn't need to come in

Because the Giants are up 8-0

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Awww

Damn, Torre getting smarter with the quick trigger on Sherrill.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

at 25

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/that’s the joke

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should

its the highest run expectancy situation. Lets see if BORK has the balls to do it

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He will start up hack.exe and swing at the first pitch

by nataku on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

does he even know how?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see this

/Uribe tries to push the bunt into the water

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to see him bunt and then flash the jazz hands.

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean

you can drink Corona somewhere other than the beach?

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONES.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The beach is the only place that stuff tastes good though.

by nataku on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, I take full credit for that Huff double

By sending Grantenot, I gave Huff a shot at a different pitcher

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by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenley?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s HEDLEY

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Jansen kid has great stuff. Plus fastball.

by BustaTheRippa on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes the yank

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This oughta be an exciting AB

100mph against jazz

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by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Uribe matched up against a flamethrower

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He really should bunt

He’s not Buster, and its the best play.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I know

but I don’t know if he can bunt.

by lexluth7 on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

pinch hit with Pat

highest leverage

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DEMAND JAZZ.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ARE DENIED

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fat

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That was so much smarter than moving the runner over

When we’re playing for 1 run. Great job, Uribe.,

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON PABLO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t very jazzy.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval up, two on

What could go wrong?

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by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey BLOBlo

End your suckitude right here please.

by BustaTheRippa on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda might do well against this guy as long as he’s not swinging at them above the shoulders

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

depends on if he knows the damn sign

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIDP?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, had the game minimized on mute – what happened to Uribe?

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Popped up.

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by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jazz pop’d out to Kemp.

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by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flied out to CF

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would a pitcher ever throw Sandoval strikes?

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by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is late :(

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by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Better run down to the pharmacy and get a pregnancy test to know for sure.

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fastballs right by him

waaaaaaayyyy late

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by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I still stand behind Pablo.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So can 50 people.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He stands all around you.

BUUUUUUUUURN

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by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE 90 FEET!

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by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, Pablo can't GIDP!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

please don't question Panda

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now yank him for Burrell

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

No fucking way Pablo gets the run home

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind being wrong. That was mostly Huff though, Panda did nothing

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

made contact

it’s not much but how many times have we failed at that?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another Wild Pitch please

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Pablo, do something productive

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL juuuuust a bit outside

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by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SAFE

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda’s gonna have to find a creative way to hit into a DP here.

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by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO!

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by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff VROOOOM

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

my faith is rewarded

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!

PABLO DID HIS JOB!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

HUFF!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SAFE AT HOME!

THE RIOT FAIL!

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by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Why weren't they in?

Nice coaching Torre.

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by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL The Riot

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF IS SAFE HUFF IS SAFE!!!!!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

huff?

he’s not hurt is he?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SAFE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS SO DUMB

BUT YEAH OMG

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever

moved a runner home and didn’t create an out.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but the universe didn’t implode, so we’re all safe.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO THE HUFF-STLE!

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by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh. This made me titter.

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"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

..what?

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by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain does a dance of celebration.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SNEAK ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS

Aubrey Huff: CHAMPION.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a hit Ross

I don’t want to see Rowand out there tomorrow.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

They need to walk over to Velez

and say, “That wasn’t so fucking tough, was it!?!?”

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a double play ball if not for the wild pitch. Thank you, Dodgers.

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like he would have struck out if anything.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two runs that shouldn’t have been. We will take them gladly.

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by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s due up in the ninth for the Dodgers?

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton plz

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, I’d rather not.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail-Fail-DoucheFail

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by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Furcal, Theriot, Ethier.

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by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obnoxious Bum
Traded Bum
Overpaid Bum

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They all fit all of those descriptions (though Furcal isn't really overpaid).

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You shouldn’t be allowed to block the plate without the ball, it should be obstruction, but maybe he had the ball before Huff slid.

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I hope somebody caught the expression on Huff’s face after that slide.

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by Merope on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Blow this open so I can survive the torture.

by nataku on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

its funny because its true

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow,

I just struck out on that slider

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by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand?

GET OFF THE INTERNET AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING GAME!

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by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROSS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, we're definitely seeing Rowand tomorrow

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK isn't very smart

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This bald demon sucks

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Check your bat for holes, Ross.

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by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcom to math class

Aaron Rowand – 4 years = Cody Ross

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

nah Ross has been better than last 3 years

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that Rowand was good when he was 4 years younger.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got that right. Maybe -2 years

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i just went to fangraphs to see what that was

jesus christ rowand was an even worse idea than i thought

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is more than a man, he has become an idea

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by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish This Wilson

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

swinging for the fences with two strikes and all we needed was a lazy fly ball Typical undisciplined shit-hitting!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

course we get the flyball 1 batter too late.

You know what is funny? I think the Giants are Top 5 in baseball in gettiting runners in from 3rd with less than 2 outs. I don’t know how that is possible.

by BustaTheRippa on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it’s something that seems like it should be easy but actually isn’t that easy. Thus, every fan thinks it’s something their team is bad at.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

I thing the league average is around 50 percent.

by BustaTheRippa on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Nate didn’t come up with 1 out.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

It’s okay! 1 RUN!!!! WOOOO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON TIME

JUMP AROUND

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by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jump up Jump up
And get down!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Nate and Ross has been switched in order...

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by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah

If Nate hit before Ross that would be another run.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

and would have been pitched differently. and more pressure would be on Nate

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you can't just assume things like that.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the Ninja

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The crowd has been awesome tonight

I think it’s because of MARISA MILLER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKK THE DODGERS!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish this, Wilson.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RED BULL TIME

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS FANS
8thInningWeirdness 8thInnWeirdness
  
Had lively discussion with a Dodger fan. Says Sherill better than Romo and Wilson and that the Dodgers have 5 potential MVPs. Wow. #sfgiants

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WTF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Torre wouldn't say that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because Torre’s not a moron.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers have a different definition of “fan”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

they blow

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Is Sherrill better than anyone?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin Valdez.

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by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Howry

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll see your Van Landingham

And raise you a Van Poppel.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i seriously laughed out loud

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Sherrill is the most valuable Dodger to opposing teams.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for me to head home. BEAT LA, please.

by Natto on Sep 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WILLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, the question is:

Will the Dodgers load the bases in the ninth?
a) Yes
b) Hell Yes
c) Fuck yes, these are the fucking giants
d) No, it’ll be 1-2-3, hahahahahahahahahahahah

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll go with D and hope I’m right.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please put your hands and feet inside the car and pull down the safety bar….it is gonna be a wild ride!

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES, MORE OF THEM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

1 DOWN BABY!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZZ!?!?!??!?! WTF?!?!?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

2 more.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN has been calling Velez “Valdez” the entire night.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Man we are tempting fate with Velez out there in left

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Joseph Hazelwood makes the catch

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee Hazlewood does. And he’s dead.

by wcw on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, still can’t believe velez is playing

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The ESPN team keeps calling our left fielder “Valdez.”

First name Exxon.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He certainly has the potential to be just that disastrous out there.

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT FUCKING LA!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

One more

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!

1 MORE!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FOOL!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the stuff!!!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Although I am willing to withhold judgment until the final out.

by speckops on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sherrill is too good to get any batter he faces out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL THERIOT SIDDOWNNN

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Totally wrecked

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Siddown!

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STheriotFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude is a NINJA!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Mental Assassin.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so glad we have this second run.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Let the record show I posted this pre-HR

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, thank god we scored the insurance run.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ofcourse

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wtf

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

...

what?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say what?

Did Superman get in your head today, Lex?

by BustaTheRippa on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the sense that the tying run is at the plate either way, sure.

by speckops on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the only run that matters is the tying run

so it doesn’t matter if it was a HR or a walk, it doesn’t matter

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll go one step further

In that situation, I’d rather he give up a homer than a walk.

by lexluth7 on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

why?

either way a HR ties the game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two reasons

First – You HAVE to make him hit his way on.
Second, no one is on base.

by lexluth7 on Sep 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Make him hit you with a 2 run lead there, don’t give it to them for free

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the only small difference

is that you lose a force at second, but that is about it.

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

UHHHHHHHHH

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw that coming.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

At least we have that spare run now.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, good thing we got that extra run.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that sucked.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT
Thank you insurance run.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

FUCK YOU ETHIER.

Insurance run!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DONKEY COCKS

THAT IS NOT PROPER NINJITSU PRACTICE

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Jesus Tapdancing Christ

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by DrStankus on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is looking crazier than usual today

Anyone see that on the close up a minute ago? He had that Van Damme after getting stuff thrown in his eyes in Blood Sport look.

by apistat on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That extra run sure was nice.

Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck, lost Cain's win

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

no...

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You understand how wins work right?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can still get the win.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it aint Giants baseball without the torture

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That insurance run is looking mighty big right now

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why we can't have nice things

facepalm

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Right strategy by B-Weezy

He couldn’t hit a 2 run HR – have to go for it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

bound to happen eventually

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoo Boy

1-2-3 inning?
Ha

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

That run last inning is good.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

One more out

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Let the torture begi continue.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian, this isn’t a good time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW, what the fuck???

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon guys, you knew we had to have some torture didn’t you?

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES, MORE OF THEM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what the Giants did in a previous life

To set up this much torture.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon B-weezy

You got this

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS JAY GIBBONS!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NO NO NO

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES!!!!!!!!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES BRIAN

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

Don’t

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH THIS FUCKING GAME!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Give us 1 more strike

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM BRIAN!!!!

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

End this shit Wilson, right here.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HIDE THE CHILDREN!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2

of course

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT SHIT AND DIE, LOS ANGELES!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOOO!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

BALLGAME

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSIC WILSON STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

YES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GIBBONS

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WE WIN

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GLOAT GOAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

fuck yeah goat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAH DODGER BITCHES, SUCK ON THAT!

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That a baby

Wilson. Simply the best. That HR was irrelevant.

by lexluth7 on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yipee!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OH HELLS YEAH!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT DODGERS

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever happened to that guy anyway

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out for the year

IDK what he injured

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

his upper right douchecep

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck muscle

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did use it a lot

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Just enjoy.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CABI CABI

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could teach TNT a thing or two

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

She symbolizes victory

And that is why I love her!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU PADRES, FUCK YOU ROCKIES, FUCK YOU DODGERS, WE ARE TAKING THIS DIVISION.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT WUT ABOUT THE DBACKS

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're still in the league?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about them?

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Sep 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They like turtles

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Let’s!!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

I just jumped up, clapped, and let loose a LOUD accidental fart

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Victory Fart

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMI

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER A DOUBT!

Certified McC lurker since 2006

by DividedByZero on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol Velez was the low point

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

took a walk

better than rowand

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing new there…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WOOHOO

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Chuck Norris approves Grant

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d so hard

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh lol!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm out

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

So is Jay Gibbons

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 15, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahahhahahaha

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Never Forget

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, Brian, for making that a SHORT torture inning. All business.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s becoming more efficient w/ the torture.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff's son is going to have quit the story about being born.

“Yeah, the night I was born my dad beat the Dodgers and scored the winning run. All while sporting a red thong!”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wow!

Have a safe flight!

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's Go Cardinals!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for Cainer!
Yay for winz!!
Yay for bedtime!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Sep 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Got out of bed just to post this.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

James!

Thank you, sleepyhead!

vertigo, ftw :)

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww yeeeah.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What in God’s name is this from?

by thebighead on Sep 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but its one of my favorites. I look forward to seeing it after every game!

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that those kids are the Dodger Youth and the Lizards are announcing the score of the Giants’ game.

Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 15, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Romo.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My player of the game is Ish

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha, he's been so good lately

I even forget to give him credit for it! Yeah, Cain’s gotta get the nod…

by nofreetime on Sep 15, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

like, 9 of the top 10 trending topics in SF on twitter right now are Giants-related

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely aren’t 49ers related.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Sep 15, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

did you make this?

I love the font.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥

by GiantsBabe on Sep 15, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did, and thanks =)

On our honeymoon, my wife and I had the “fortune” of going to Loney bobblehead night at the Latrine, so I made good use of it.

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Sep 15, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 15, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Sep 15, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TEBOW!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 15, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

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