BEAT LA Thread 2
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BEAT LA!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 14, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT THE FUCKING DODGERS!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
TEAM NATTO
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Ugh Ken Burns
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Please work, thread
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Thread 2
Take 2
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
This is pitiful
the Giants apparently believe taking pitches is illegal.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I hate when the Giants look this pathetic at the plate.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
You must hate this entire season.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Did you go on vacation during Buster's at-bats?
Or maybe you were just gone all of July?
Have you met my friends, Aubrey Huff, and Andres Torres, both of whom have been blowing holes in everyone’s expectations all year?
This game sucks, but I will not allow you to claim the Giants are pathetic this year.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Hey, Kershaw is working on a SHUTOUT, isn't he?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
more like Boo-ribe
amirite!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
5 outs to go till the 1 hitter now
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
At least Rowand is a fundamentally sound fielder
Two hands!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Nice catch Rowand
Yeah, you sure are a bad ass. Douche.
He didn't swing.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
WHY NOT JUST DRILL HIM?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I really wish kershaw was up in the 9th
Then they might pinch hit him. Now – no frigging way.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Kershaw has thrown 84 pitches...
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
this made me chuckle out loud...
in an ironical sort of way
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
no peeing on babies?
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
I don't see an X on that...
So it must be OK
the aristocrats!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
REV RUNS!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
That's what you get for being a dick Furcal
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
3 outs to go
and we have another 1 hitter. And to think..the only hit we gave up, was immediately caught stealing. We could have been trailing 1-0 in a no hitter.
we rool
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Were gonna lose a 1 hitter
AGAIN
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Don't worry!!!....I have had enough of this shit
I am moving the computer from the living room into the bedroom, that is going to change everything
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Nope,
the only thing that will change the juju is to hold down Timmy on the bench and give him a Ken Burns haircut.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
has a team ever lost 2 1-hitters in a season?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
ask in 30 minutes…i mean 15 mins
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Easy inning . . .
should be done in, oh, ten minutes.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
We need the Rally JR
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Uribe
please for the love of all that is jazzy take some frigging pitches
don’t swing like every single pitch is a pigeon and you’re a randy johnson fastball
don’t hack the first slider softly into furcal’s glove
take pitches, get on base
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it is weird that they would celebrate a guy named Burns on the same night they honor the tragedy in San Bruno
anagram of bruno: BURNo
wow
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring out the rally injured animals!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
it's pretty tempting
this is a dodgers game…
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally rxmeister

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This has all the right conditions for some Jazz
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Good eye
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Every time I get a little optimism
games like this come along and tear my soul in half. He have done this far too many times this year. Its a fucking joke.
Cain is Able ...
I hate to say it
that first might have been Uribe’s one to hit.
Good patience
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
whatever it is, Uribe is trying to add to it
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to hack Juan
If he wasn’t so clutch I would hate him
I need Jazz
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
onehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutoutonehitshutout
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
completegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutoutcompletegameonehitshutout
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD EYE
Amazed he didn’t jump to swing
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Rally RxMeister

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Rally animals in casts

Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Hey same pitch Carroll leaned into
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
I want to cry.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
DAMN, thought he got that one
SHIT
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
KUIP! DONT DO THAT.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
STOP TRYING TO HIT HR'S when leading off!
Seriously – take a pitch the other way. Get on base. Its like he’s 4 years old!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Premature EJazzulation
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
shit
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Good eye
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
this’d be a cool time for a Pablo dinger
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Or the extremely rare Rowand dinger.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So, Guillen – Ross – Sanchez in the 9th?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lucille and Lindsay Bluth in their younger days
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Okay Scott
time for a 12-million dollar dinger.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm, will Rowand swing at the first pitch?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I didn’t want to go to the playoffs anyway.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
This dinger would be worth the $12M
almost
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
not comprehending
two pitches have been thrown and rowand has no strikes
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
happy now?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
guh
Bowkermania runs wild...in Pittsburgh.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand is now, what, 1 for his last 31?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think 33 or 34 now
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
of fucking course
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
we stink
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah..fuck the guy who didn’t give up an earned runs and was an error away from 6 0’s
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
this one's on the offense
zeets fucked up in the sixth but he was nails for a good chunk of the game there, and a one-hitter is a one-hitter is a one-hitter.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t particularly want to have this conversation again, but you really can’t blame him for this one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this is a conversation you will have again and again
the zito hate has breeded and made babies
Yeah… no.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Guillen leads off the ninth.
Calling it now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Thanks Rowand
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Aw damn

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought he got a lot more of that pitch
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
I hope, after 8 innings, the Giants hitters CAN FUCKING SEE THAT THE BALL ISN’T CARRYING AND SO THEY SHOULD STOP SWINGING FOR THE FENCES!
Aside from Cody's double
They haven’t hit anything hard
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
This team is beyond pathetic offensively
even on that roadtrip, we were mediocre offensively. And yet goddamn Sabean still doesn’t learn.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fuck you
We just took three of four from the Padres and have spent all season proving to the world that we can, indeed, hit. Kershaw is no Wellemeyer. Tonight sucks, but we worried as much coming into it.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
whoa there nelly
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Sep 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Woah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
STFU
I dont’ know what game you are watching, but his is atrocious
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you didn't read closely enough. I admitted the same.
Yeah tonight sucks, but everyone acting like we’re giving away the farm and fighting for last place is really pissing me off.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
oh great
Hamburger Hill is on. This should cheer me up.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
As I said on Sunday
Rowand = Alex Smith
They both make me want to hurt small animals.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Id much rather have Guillen in there than Rowand
Please for the love of christ let Ross be in CF tomorrow
Nate who?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No one mentioned a NATE
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
The team that scores 5 runs off of Mat Latos one day...
…can’t score one off of Clayton Kershaw the next. Fucking awesome
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
When is the media?
Going to attack Rowand for his suckkitude?
never
they will always side with Sabes and Bow Tie
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Guillen (probably), Ross, Sanchez
SIGH
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
I can't believe they're going to lose when giving up one hit , again
Really? Will Baggs find some way to blame the pitching here again?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Schulman
will blame it on the bullpen
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this team so much right now
This isn’t right
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Wrong.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Dodgers
get another hit
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
I Wish My Brother TheLetter2 Was Here
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
We can't lose this fucking game
In just can’t fucking happen
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh, Vin Scully is talking about the one-hitter against the Padres
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Which one-hitter?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
The one we lost.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Yeah which one?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
You know it's a bad game when...
You actually kinda wish Guillen was in there(kinda)
Fuck you Rowand
Jon reads blogs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
over Dave’s shoulder
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HI
I’m in SLO now, yay.
But what the fuck, why do we have less than 0.5 runs? WHAT THE FUCK?
What did I miss?
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I just had the same reaction
We are losing a game in which we have allowed one hit
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
A BS run and a lot of hacking
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Jealous.
And you missed nothing.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Losing after only giving up one hit...
Wow. This could be the second time in San Francisco history! In the same season! To a division opponent!
We need Barry
Just for one swing… he couldn’t be worse than the other PH options
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Can the Dodgers at least get another hit so we can say we didn't lose another fucking one hitter?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
don’t say that with UnSantana at the plate. ><
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/shift+a
let’s see if joining the thread can change our luck a bit
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
What a waste of this pitching staff
And all because Uribe can’t do shit.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Hey Flem, if you arre reading this, give us a sign
Just say something like “HOLY SHIT WHY CANT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS SCORE ONE FUCKING RUN”
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Giants brass is right
Belt won’t help this team in any way, but playing Rowand does
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
nah. he only hit .291/.392/.509 against lefties this year.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
augh
It feels like 2009 up in here right now, only slightly more tilted towards the bullpen at the expense of the rotation.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
colemk
I THINK I’M ROMOSEXUAL. #sfgiants
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
i need to follow him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Which is what makes his twitter so entertaining.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mumble grbrggr muble uhhh we ran into a uhhhhhhh mumble grbrbrr muble good pitcher tonight mumble grbbrgr
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon...2 out hit
please
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron Rowand playing is an insult to the idea we are trying to win
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I can't get too worked up about this
Is he worse than Guillen? No.
Is he worse than Nate? Probably, I guess. But by very little. I don’t think it matters that much.
STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
it's 53 there
damn
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
even thought Posey didn’t catch it, it was a strike
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking A
a 1 hitter.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Or just two batters in
and end this madness!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I'm a Romosexual
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Yup
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
5 would be nice.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
beautiful!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
RALLYTIME
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
BOTTOM OF THE 9TH... RALLY IMAGES TIME!!!!
First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Rally Lapidus

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES!
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
RALLY JAX!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
I met this dude a few months ago at a motorcycle rally
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
OK GODDAMMIT
Rally Copenhagen time.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
i’m with this guy
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Sep 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
♥ 2010 San Francisco Giants ♥
♥ McCoven ♥
Sigh = even on that damn 10 game roadtrip, we only averaged 3.5 runs
And people were busy praising the offense. This offense relies on the pitching being other worldly.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rally LOL.
LOL.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take a walk by Guillen, and three SB by Ford
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
RALLY TROLL!!!

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Wow is she gross looking
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
That’s a baaaaaad look
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish i could do that
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
+1
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Wow Zito really chickened out in the 6th. Yes, he pitched well enough to win.
but once again, walks (and not having any balls to pitch to Either and Furcal) killed him
pls stop talking
this is ridiculous.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
so you’re gonna tell me that Zito beaning Johnson, walking Furcal (perhaps to pitch to Either) and then not throwing strikes to Either is acceptable?
Uribe should have made the play, yes. But Zito should not have put himself in the position where that had to happen. 3BBs in an inning, once again, was his downfall.
Yes, the offense didn’t score, but that is b/c Kershaw didn’t make a single mistake. The difference between winning and losing that game was the walks, just like last time, plain and simple.
This one hurt really bad.
by giant4life83 on Sep 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
again
allowing 1 UNEARNED RUN means that the pitching DID THEIR JOB
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Zito did his job; the defense and offense didn’t do theirs. He got the inning ending grounder; Uribe blew it.
The offense blew it by getting one runner to second base all night. (TWSS)
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and its a circular argument there. at what point do you say the offense sucked vs Kershaw shut us down?
by giant4life83 on Sep 14, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not circular logic.
Zito did not fail against the Dodgers offense.
The Giants offense failed against Clayton Kershaw. Even if he pitched really well, something’s gotta give. And when you give Zito zero runs of support and don’t play adequate defense to keep runs off the board, it’s not really fair to blame Zito.
If you want to praise Kershaw, fine. But don’t condemn Zito.
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The walk to Furcal in that inning was an intentional unintentional walk – jesus, he got the grounder, the inning should have been over. So, basically, Zito has to be perfect to get a win or no decision
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its not about that. what im trying to say, and that i said last time, is that walks are killing him. he has lapses when he can’t throw strikes (look at the Either AB, possibly the Furcal Ab though I think he was pitching around him).
That is what I am saying. Yes, he pitched well enough to win, but any given inning over his last 3 starts, the game was lost because he walked multiple people in that inning. That is what I am saying.
by giant4life83 on Sep 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So, basically, Zito has to be perfect to get a win or no decision
I didn’t say that. Zito didn’t have to be perfect. He just needed to NOT walk multiple batters in an inning.
by giant4life83 on Sep 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Prime!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Let’s go, Ribeyes
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Already 0-2
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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Great start Guillen
So glad Sabean values OBP
Wow, this is going to be Kershaw’s first career CG.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
seriously
what a surprise. Against a team that will swing at frigging everything.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
we jsut lost another game in which we gave up 1 hit. pathetic
by giant4life83 on Sep 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
JESUS CHRIST TEAM.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Are you saying Jesus Christ couldn’t hut a curveball?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU LONEY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Not sure if I should break out the rally toaster
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
wow, that was weak
I think my hatred of Guillen is growing. I did not think that was possible.
FUCK YOU LONEY
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
So...those Guillen v Rowand arguments
They both suck
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
but we can't play Nate
he’s too young!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rally girl in the room next to me having noisy sex for the second time in three days!
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has he been 2-0 on anyone?
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by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
oh yeah….then hackhackhck
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
TAKE
Make him throw moar pitches
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KERSHAW IS GUNNA THROW A SHUTOUT
SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
LOL, yeah right
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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Sigh.
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Freddy Sanchez is our last hope.
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doesn’t this mean the game is already over?
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by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
GODDAMNIT ROSS TAKE THE PITCH
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WORST GAME EVER
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Rally dog driving car

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
come on mole!
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Dodgers fans eat their young.
I hate the fucking Dodgers.
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Pull a Rudy Stein
and get HBP
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you should be grateful
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a horrible offense and they’re only going to get worse under pressure
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP SWINGING AT THE 1ST PITCH!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL US
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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
good eye freddie
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Nice swing Sanchez
wouldn’t want to take a damn pitch .
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
there he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dodgers fans eat their young.
Holy Moly!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
It lives!
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE!
STAYING ALIVE!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Freddy!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE
Giving us life!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
MOLE!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
DEAR FRED YOU ARE AWESOME
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
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MOLE
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Ford runs on first pitch
picked off
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!

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Dodgers fans eat their young.
Sigh, if Huff can somehow get on base...
I just need to believe something here. Stop swinging for the goddamn fences.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
False Hope!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Uh-oh, Kershaw has a good move
and a rookie pinch running… this can’t end well
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Another swing at the first pitch
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Ball in the gap
Anything but an out
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
let's see it you goofy son of a bitch!
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Dodgers fans eat their young.
but we ain’t gonna get it—-this is the Giants afterall and they just don’t do that
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Now THAT is true. I can't remember the last time we had one...
…of course, we also haven’t NEEDED one in a while, either…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Huff swinging from his heels
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Yup
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by Giant among Angels on Sep 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
WAY TO GO, GIANTS
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by rightcenterfielder on Sep 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
fuckfuckfuck
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
horrible :(
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
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♥ McCoven ♥
Huff, you stupid schmuck. Stop pressing.
We are marginally less in this thing.
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And fuck us, each and everyone.
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This GIF encompasses all of my feelings right now
About to ascend to victory and then you lose a game in which you allow 1 unearned run and 1 hit…
It is a cruel existence we experience…Somebody up top hates our fucking guts…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

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Dodgers fans eat their young.
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
That was a fucking awful game
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One of the worst?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I mean seriously
Can it get any worse? Bill Buckner, I guess, right?
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That was fucking weaks. I can’t even talk about this. Goodnight.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
look at those assholes celebrating. What the fuck were they doing against the Padres!
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
Sucking the same dick they sucked against us
We just couldn’t get out of our own way
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 14, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i think i speak for all of us when i say ....
actually nevermind. i’m going to bed.
i agree donovan
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Time for all the Homers
to start babbling on CSN and KNBR
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
WE LOST 1-0 ON A FUCKING UNEARNED RUN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Because Zito had only given up one hit?
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