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This is so unbelievably awesome and on topic, I am totally hesitant to put it in a fan shot.

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We are all Job.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Sep 14, 2010 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

I laughed for about 20 minutes at this.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 14, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Satan looks like Lego Alan Rickman.

This is as it should be.

My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Bipolar Stuffed Sheep of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.

by multiphasic on Sep 14, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was Metatron?

by kaliber on Sep 14, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean people

aren’t around anymore but lived in what we now call Saudi Arabia. I had no idea that they were mentioned in the Bible.

That they are mentioned, even in only passing, along with Job, is probably enough to warrant Brian Sabean’s firing. Nothing good can come of this. We have to fire our GM before God smites Buster Posey or something.

by biff pocoroba on Sep 14, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

So are they related to the Sabines?

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Sep 14, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

“You ever hear about the Sobbin’ women? Or Sabines, as some people call them…”

/tune strikes up

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 14, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a terrific movie/musical

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link is broken for me.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 14, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

http://www.thebricktestament.com/job/god_kills_jobs_children_servants_animals/jb01_14-15.html

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 14, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 14, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

The Legos really take the sting out of the news.

by Every6thDay on Sep 14, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP THE SABEANS LOOK PISSED.

Pretty strong too. Look at the one in the back carrying the donkey(?) by himself!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The section of Job being accused by his friends is good too.

There is another where a guy just comes and pours more dung on him for no reason.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute

Is that Kevin Frandsen getting stabbed in the chest, and look there’s John Bowker about to have a large brown thing dropped on him, but wait someone’s arm seems to have fallen off, must be Noah Lowry.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park." - A. Huff
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Sep 15, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 15, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that other guy has tendons flapping all over the place.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 15, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the one in the back carrying the donkey(?) by himself!

Nah, that is just Sabean trying Tapp that Arse. It is sometimes referred to as a standard deveation … well for a Sabean it is!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Sep 19, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for helping me add to my sig!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 14, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Heck, I changed my avatar.

by kaliber on Sep 14, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Job 1:3

“He had 7,000 sheep.”

Sounds about right for sfgiants.com.

Our love is all of God's money.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Back in Richmond after a horrific stint in Fresno.

by rhys on Sep 14, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

What about when he got 14,000?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 14, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

…A good sheep with do that for you.

/ insert rimshot here

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Sep 19, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was like

the Wilt Chamberlin of Ovis Aries

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 15, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty great.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 16, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

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