Open FFFFFFFF you Jerry Crawford Thread
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BEAT SD
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Ugh.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
I can’t believe we’re losing right now.
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you’d think they’d be like “we owe you one for costing you a game”
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather have Billy Crawford behind the plate
He could sing the Pokemon theme.
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I'd rather have Carl Crawford behind the plate.
Well, off to the side, really. In the Giants’ dugout.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The on deck circle would be even better!
And I mean the actual on-deck circle, not where Logan Morrison was standing.
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This park is a fucking joke
every fucking goddamn time ANY TWO teams play here at least two of the games in the series are 1-0 going into the late innings. Not baseball.
Voila!
Balance is restored.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I mind them when the Giants are losing.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
I mind it when a close game is being out-umpired.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What is it with fucktard umps named Crawford
The NBA has an incompetent ump named Crawford, too.
He threw out Tim Duncan for laughing on the bench.
Seriously.
brothers
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It's every atheists favorite
I have a soft spot for some of the more prosaic bits of the rest, though.
I'm old enough . . .
. . . to remember a Mays era umpire named “Shag” (Henry) Crawford in the National League. (Umps used to be employed by each league exclusively.) He was dad to both the current officials. I saw him many times. I believe he was on the bases when Roseboro/Marichal broke out.
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there Crawford cousins
In the NHL and NFL?
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why Burrell broke the Western Metal Cloning Device the other night.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo says
IF I WAS THERE THOSE WOULD NOT BE CALLED STRIKES
cause he’d swing at em.
Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.
How many batters has Madison sawed off today?
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Umpires aside . . .
weak hitting. Frail. Feeble. Flaccid.
Fail safe/out.
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
MadBum is doing well.
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Well, maybe they could
If they didn’t have to swing at balls a foot from the plate to avoid a called strike.
SCORE RUNS FOR [GIANTS PITCHER], GIANTS
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by DividedByZero on Sep 11, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Only too happy to see Gregorson again.
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Gregerson's been stinkin' of late. I have the death-spiralling fantasy team to prove it.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Announcers
We have the best announcers (Miller, Fleming, Kruk and Kuip) in the Majors but I would prefer Rose to Joe Buck and Karros to McCarver any day of the week.
oh, no doubt
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MadBum wasn’t ready.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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That run we should have had (if Bork PR for Guillen- we all know that was the only hit he’d get) in the 2nd is looking mighty big now.
Or blame Rent for a total fuckup and not even getting a sac fly out of it.
dude get off of it
they arent gonna PR for anybody in the 2nd unless they are hurt
pinch runners in the second inning
bad idea
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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with Guillen on second, you know a single won’t score him. but i’ll stop talking about it
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
good news for 2011
One of the crew chiefs in Major League baseball, and wearer of uniform number 2, his crew in 2010 includes Chris Guccione, Phil Cuzzi and Brian O’Nora. Crawford will retire at the end of the 2010 season
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RALLY OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE

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Made this last night, but too tired to post it
Also, sorry for the quality; taking videos of your laptop screen isn’t the best method in the world, but it’s definitely one of the easiest.

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by mymclife on Sep 11, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
GOD. DAMN IT.
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I see SJSU had a more respectable margin of defeat this week
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And probably got almost as hefty a paycheck for it, too!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of that paycheck will go to UC Davis too
And SJSU may lose there as well.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Ole Miss last week and VA Tech this week.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
same here
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by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
AUBREY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HUFF!
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HUFFIN AND PUFFIN!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
finally!
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by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
A hit!
I didn’t think I’d see another one with this crew calling balls and strikes.
Good job, Aubrey.
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FUCK YOU CUZZI
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
phantom check swing
I mean, it’s probably one, but it never gets called that way
Gallo . . .
. . . is not laughing.
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What the shit are these check swing calls?
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Not even close to a swing
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
FUCK
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Ugh
This is unbelievably unfair right now. Automatic 0-2 hole every single AB.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
I FUCKING HATE THE UMPS
I HATE THE ANNOUNCERS
I HATE SAN DIEGO
FUCK YOU ALL
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkaXyhBK-mM
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck this shit. This is utterly ridiculous, childish bullshit.
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I would like to punch Karros.
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
Actually, his honesty is growing on me. Posey’s going to get jobbed, and he flat out said so. Good for him.
I’ve wanted to punch Karros for about the last 18-19 years, but you make a good point.
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I hated him as a Dodger, and I hated how he put this point, but when asked how you deal with being jobbed as a hitter, he got nicely matter of fact.
at first his tone was sounding like posey-was-an-idiot, but he did come around
i’m feeling less punchy
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The one thing I can’t believe is that with all the technology that tracks balls and strikes now, there are still umpires like this douchewad who don’t even bother to try to get it right. How is there still no accountability for umpires?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There might be, but we aren’t allowed to know about it. The league disciplines privately.
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But they keep up with the bullshit, so the discipline can’t be very big.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sends them to their hotel room without dinner
Which is a lie, because they are all fat
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
most of them do try these days
but there’s clearly a management issue dealing with the 20 or so percent who are crap
From what I can tell, it’s practically a tenure issue. Just like crochety old professors can get away with being bad at their job, so can the “veteran” umps.
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There’s no tenure, but there’s still a recognition of “veteran” umpires. Hell, it factors pretty damn prominently into the crews selected for the playoffs.
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the human element is what makes the game
to which I say, bull shit.
get it right
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Honestly, how big of an impact do you think he's had on the game?
A few questionable calls, but nothing that’s super negatively affected us. We’re just not hitting the ball well now.
Um, do you realize how hard it is to hit well when you’re in an 0-2 hole every single AB?
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Exactly, they have to cover more than the plate which makes them swing at awful pitches and vulnerable to the inside part of the zone.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Which is exactly why we’ve been hitting weak grounders.
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well, being constantly behind makes it hard
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He’s in the Giants’ heads. They’re pissed right now.
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It's a mental thing. When the hitters think the pitch six inches outside the plate is getting called a strike, they either take it and get rung up or...
swing it at it and roll over it. Or they get right on top of the plate and get jammed inside.
Not only are we 0-2 every at bat,
but it has to be in everyone’s head in the dugout. The ump should never be in a team’s heads.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
This.
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FREE WHITEY
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Buster scooted out over the plate like Franchez was?
Kruk was talking about Giants hitters overextending to protect the outside corner, and getting jammed inside.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
That would have been a strike last half-inning.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
god that torrealba homer was such a joke
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by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
Oh cool, now we get the Padres bullpen
Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.
how much snot does madbun produce per game?
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Well, maybe he has sensitive sinuses. I know that, given the right conditions, I can generate terrifying amounts of nasal mucus.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Tell us more.
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, Chris Rose.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
whew
hooray clown park!
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God, that was scary.
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Is Stauffer the guy that was the Padres’ top pitching prospect?
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No, that’s Luebke, I think. Stauffer is the guy who was in the bullpen all year until recently
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Nice play
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NICE PLAY EDGAR
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, here’s hoping for a gascan appearance from the Padres bullpen.
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"access to the internet makes us smarter"
uh, I haven’t done a full study, but there seems to be a lot of evidence to the contrary
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yahoo answers
espn commenters
myspace
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People still go on myspace?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
youtube commenters
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes some of us smarter. Results may very.
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Dear Giants
It is really, really rude to continuously not score runz for Madison Bumgarner.
Therefore, you should score some runz this inning.
You will?
Awesome! Thanks guys!
Yours truly,
Sgt. Dilbert McDingleberry
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 11, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
Cpl. Gallo steps out.
“YOU HEARD THE SARGEANT!!!!!!! SCORE SOME GODDAM RUNZ.!!!!!
“DISMISSED!!!!!”
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
this from cute overload?
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Hey look, there's another team who has a manager that overmanages!
Glad to get rid of Stauffer…
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
You gotta let a guy that is unhittable go until he gets hit
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Agh.
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...........
Oh my goodness, Jose Guillen.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Save us, Pat.
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oh my gosh
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Crawford heard us call his zone inconsistent
so now he’s giving those strikes against Burrell, too
Save us, Juan.
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Uribe deliver one of those clutch homeruns please
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Why do I have an intense, unstoppable feeling of helplessness?
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Don’t know. Are you Lutheran?
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but I’m a Giants fan and this umpire (and game in general) is horseshit.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
0-2 . . .
. . . is the ideal hitter’s count.
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
That sounded so good off the bat.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Shit, thought he had that
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
nooooooooooooooooooo
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by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck Jerry Crawford in his sleep. God damn it.
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Wouldn’t notice.
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I LOL'd
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by Gabafnerhagen on Sep 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha +1
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ahahhahahahahahaa
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
damn sounded good
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
sounded better than god bless america.
seriously, enough with this song.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
the terrorists have obviously won
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Do your duty to the republic and mute all 7th inning stretch songs. Except The Twist.
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
what about pie?
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How about Padre Pie?
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless you poke one to RF
Fuck Torrealba
she has a pretty voice
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
It’s adequate. I hate the song and the overreverent tone.
by wcw on Sep 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not to mention the fact that it’s just a bad song to begin with. Musically, lyrically, spiritually.
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AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL
that’s a g’d pretty song.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
are you or have you ever been a member of the communist party?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t mind if this retook it’s rightful place as the patriotic song of choice in this country.
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Tony Bennett sang it beautifully at the first game of the sadly shortened 2002 WS
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
tony bennett can sign the phone book pretty
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Tony Bennett / Bill Evans album
awesomesauce
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eicMeklLtrY
.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Sung by Ray Charles
and with kids on a baseball diamond staring up into the night sky watching fireworks
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Great movie
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I said her voice sounds good
I don’t really have an opinion on the song
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Quite simply cuz.
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you like me to send the Gallinas to “visit” him?
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs
A lot of loathing from Giants fans over plate ump Jerry Crawford today. Don’t worry, you get Phil Cuzzi tomorrow.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
/loads revolver
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I don't want to lose
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want to lose because Jerry Crawford is butthurt about sucking at his job.
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I still hate David Eckstein
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
So I hopped in my car after getting my hair cut and hear Posey was arguing with the ump. What was he arguing about?
Jeaaaggaahh
Oh great, can’t wait to watch.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 11, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The umpire is crap.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
he aint havin his strike zone
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
up to nothing
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Up in bankruptcy court
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
MadBum, just salvage the day and scrape the SD out of the mound right now.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
this
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
MADBUM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The white hats and sunglasses . . .
. . . make every person on the bench look like Billy Martin.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
drunk and pugnacious?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Well, yes.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
while getting strike calls on actual strikes
he could have done even better by pitching to the zone
He’s been incredible tonight. 2 singles and a cheapo home run, less than 80 pitches through 7. If only the offense was performing half as well.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
They’ve had nothing to work with.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bah humbug.
Also, have we won a game with the shitty hats on this year? I don’t think we have.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
don't worry orange billed hats tomorrow FTW
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
MadBum has looked great today
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
pitching wise
although I do like that he shaved
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And nothing to show for it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Great job by Madison.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So I guess MadBum is done? If he wasn’t batting, I’d throw him out there again.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Ya'll are gonna have bleeding ulcers before you hit 30
Just had to build defensive pitchers parks to compete with the Doggers, and now you and the Pads have to rip your eyeballs out over strike zones and manufacturing runs on errors and bunts. I hope this series splits 2-2 with the Pads coming to Denver next.
if you aint here to talk about the ball game then please GTFO
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, cool.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
woops replyfail
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
no worries
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
At least we can win on the road.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You mean there’s something other than the self?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
“Y’all” is a contraction of “You all.”
“Ya’ll” is a hallmark of the poor writer.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the Broncos and Buffaloes have already been eliminated, amirite?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 11, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We need the help of the wandering traveller
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Adams has been working HARD this weak. Here’s hoping he cracks today.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wow, Renteria has had a terrible game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Grant!
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Renteria is so shitty
Maybe it’s unfair, but tonight I am swiftly reversing my position on him as an acceptable shortstop.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Urban said Renteria is a better offensive player than Pablo. It shows.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
If you're reading Urban
This is why we think you’re an idiot.
So you're reading the radio?
this could be why they see you as an idiot
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
When did I ever say anything about reading? Can you guys read?
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
Chasm?
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Urban said Renteria is a better offensive player than Pablo.
Can you read?
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
OMG, dude, I totally misread this entire conversation lol
I thought he was calling me an idiot for reading Urban.
SORRY, JUST KIDDING.
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
You didn’t misread it.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
no worries
I am sorry to my last post I came of as quite the jackass. Don’t wish to be a jackass to any of the fellow McCoven
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you read?
I took the post after saying If you’re READING Urban then thats why we see you as an idiot. So I posted The “if you’re reading the radio…” comment after you posted your reply, as a joke now seeming incredibly stupid.
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He dropped a comma, I think.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I see
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The lack of comma makes a big difference
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Shakes head in nodding agreement.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
you just can’t win. both renteria and sandoval are awful.
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
yeah
Cause when he’s got a ridiculous strike zone and has to protect the outside corner, there’s always the chance that he’ll randomly rip and outside slider for a double.
Of course, he might also pop up a fastball down the middle.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously i feel the opposite.
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Help us Andres Torres you're our only hope
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
On a beautiful summer evening in the Bay Area, Giants first baseman Aubrey Huff drove home from the ballpark in a blissful stupor. Eleven years in the big leagues and he’d never really felt the buoyancy of a pennant race. Now, here he was on the last day of July, cruising home from a win over the Dodgers with a light heart and a clear head, finally a contender.
And then it hit him: I just took an 0-for-4.
And then, more stunningly: I don’t even care.
Joy is not the customary trigger for self-reflection; when things go well, most ballplayers avoid contemplation. But Huff’s first season in San Francisco has been a life-changing experience. “Until this year, I didn’t know what the big leagues were about,”says the 33-year-old. Signed to a one-year, $3 million deal last January, Huff has been one of baseball’s biggest bargains. His .905 OPS leads the Giants, who are battling for a playoff spot.
On the day of his revelatory drive, San Fran beat the hated Dodgers 2-1 on the strength of a dramatic eighth-inning homer by Pat Burrell, Huff’s longtime friend and former University of Miami teammate. “That was the first 0-for-4 I’ve taken in my life where I was the happiest guy in the room,”says Huff. “I was always 30 games out. If I went 0-for-4 and we won the game, I’d be pissed. I know it sounds bad, but it was true.”
It’s alarming to hear such honesty from a player. But it’s hard to blame Huff for letting the losing get to him. Except for disjointed stints as a late-summer rental for the 2006 Astros and 2009 Tigers, he’s spent more time in the cellar than a ‘64 Bordeauxhis clubs have finished in last place six times, and only two active players (Randy Winn and Michael Young) have played more games without a postseason trip. Despite three 100-RBI seasons, Huff’s demeanor sagged along with his teams’ fortunes. Last Place Huff arrived at the ballpark an hour before stretching and left shortly after the final out. But Pennant Race Huff arrived at 7:30 a.m. for an afternoon game against the Cubs in mid-August. “I can’t imagine anyone in baseball could be any happier than me,”he says. “How could they?”
During a tight game against the Mets in mid-July, Huff turned to Burrell in the dugout and said, “This feels like a playoff series.”To which Burrell, casting a cynical eye, responded, “How the hell would you know?”
Well, he doesn’t. Huff admits that. But he might soon.
by PocketfullofPoseys on Sep 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING CRAWFORD
CUT THAT SHIT OUT
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
I'm actually looking forward to Heath Bell
None of this nibbling shit. He’ll just fire the ball and dare us to hit it.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Another outside strike. What garbage.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
If we lose because of a BS home run and an even more BS strike zone
i will be very cross
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Please Andres
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
ha ha ha ha
Crawford has been calling it a strike. Just not this time.
that could have easily been a called strike with this asshole
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point in the game . . .
it is difficult to assign culpability.
Nonetheless, I blame Grant.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
At this point in the game, you sacrifice a 40-man scapegoat like Velez to whale on Crawford to get him out of the game. I swear to God, it’s the only way.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I blame Rent too. Bases jacked, one down, fucking popup to the IF
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
godamn it this is pissing me off so bad.
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
Crawford is making MLB look good on national tv today
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
How are we supposed to hit this pitch?
This game is un-fucking-fair.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I hate Chris Rose
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
time to pray heath bell beans 4 batters in a row
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
like kuip says. 4 to tie, 5 to go home!
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What a job by MadBum, shame it is wasted on a day that the Giants offense is offensive.
Quick game is quick.
I have to say, I love quick games. The zone might not kill me so much if both pitchers were getting it.
The thing is, Bumgarner hasn’t needed it.
We’re not getting outpitched, we’re getting out-umpired.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
of course. its only fair if it goes both ways.
but it’s not going both ways. this crew has fucked us out of two games
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
A cheap homerun down the line
That is what I find offensive about this ballpark. Crushed balls are routine outs but yet a weakly hit ball down the line is a home run. Very annoying…
Are you kidding me?
He left a fat pitch out there for Torrealba. Terrible outing. A great outing would be 0 runs allowed.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
just pissed that madbum throws a gem and we’re beat more or less by one hit and a shithead ump crew.
and because after today we’ll only be up by 1.5 on the rockies because they’ll come back from a 14-0 deficit to win on a pinch hit walk-off 7 run home run by huston street
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t forget no longer tied for first.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WIN
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that 326 monster shot into the short porch. Bumgarner really got beat there.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/Broxton shows up
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
by DrDC on Sep 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Torrealba can DIAF
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Stairs: thanks for that awesome Dodger killing 3r bomb a couple years ago
now kindly K
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
I just want to tell the Giants good luck. We're all counting on you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHeP9Sve48
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
how many times have you posted this?
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
thin matt stairs is confusing
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
also: slower
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
so we should bring in Gardner?
Willie Mays pinch hits top 9
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
[IMG]http://imgur.com/r9Qio.png[/IMG]
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
really? can you post that up here just for kicks?
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
So in the 9th we got
Mole
Huff
Buster
I am confident
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
these guys have been big for us the last couple of days
I know, SSS, but I still have more confidence in those three then anyone else
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikeout
Infield pop-up
Ground out to short
Agh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It's the hats
They are awful. Really would look better if they were in flames next to the ballplayers.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Mole? really? to Matt Stairs?
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
of COURSE
a matt stairs infield single is exactly the sort of thing that would happen to us.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING FINISH HIM
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
jerry crawford needs some antiperspirant for his stomach
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
espn follows this race closely now, so i hope to point this out nationally. we were robbed of a game (so far)
from the same crew that robbed us of a game in july. fuck this
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on finish off this Hobbit
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
RAMON
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I believe in Huff and Buster!
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on Sep 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Two hour games are cool when you win
Let’s not have a two hour game today
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
oh hey
djokovic and federer are in a 5th set
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
EMPEROR NORTON DEMANDS THAT THE GIANTS WIN THIS GAME!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
we’re about to STUN THESE FUCKIN PADRES LETS GO
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
This is my favorite Geico commercial.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Agreed
I laugh every time I see it.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
was that guy one of the Brothers McMullen?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
LOL
Classic.
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue.
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on Sep 11, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i once quit cold turkey
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
So, after today and tomorrow’s losses, the Rockies will only be 0.5 games behind the Giants… September feels like shit already.
RALLY NIGEL TUFNEL

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
WTF Sandoval pinch hitting for Sanchez?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Uh?
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s the only person who can hit that outside strike, I guess.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is this an appropriate time for injured pets?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Actual strikes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The Big 3
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
shoes are not magic.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
He hit a line drive, much better than what Sanchez would have done: K on 3 pitches
"Catch that, Eckstein!" - Duane Kuiper
The last couple of weeks would indicate otherwise...Sanchez is a batting champion....years ago....you have to consider the current trends and right now Pablo sucks ass
The only aspect of putting Pablo into PH in that situation that I can see as a positive over Sanchez is that Pablo MIGHT hit one deep, but Sanchez has gone deep more frequently in the last couple of weeks more than Pablo
odd decision…
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Why swing at that, why?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Get someone on base for CAFM!
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on Sep 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
of course it won't drop
that’d be too easy
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
god that is a monster hook
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
ha
Every time Crawford calls a ball a ball, I laugh.
Time for Posey 2 run jack.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SO MUCH THIS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
lol
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you!!!!
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on Sep 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU BELL!
Let’s Go Huff!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
PINING FOR THE FJORDS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He's not pining...
he’s passed on!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
NOTHING RUNS LIKE A FORD
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
FORD :D
I love him!
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Posey double please!
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Of course
Why else put him in?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
scores on a double
gets to 3rd on a single
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
oooo big cut
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY FJORD

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
here comes the pitch out
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
I’m so nervous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m so scared
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
im so scaredvous
Broscience investigator.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hoping for a ford stolen base and posey double
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder . . .
how “the gut” is feeling at the moment.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
i didnt forsee that very poor umpiring.
nevertheless, im now 5-1
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, schwam.
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That was the pitch to hit
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HOORAY!
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by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK. THIS. GAME.
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look at how pumped up the padres are lmao what douche bags!
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by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
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very articulate.
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Nate woulda had that.
by MonochromeGarden on Sep 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
what a terrible fucking game
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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
on like every level
i almost would have preferred it if MadBum shit the bed
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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
DIE IN A FIRE, TORREALBA.
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bite your tongue
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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Giants offense has been shit the past two days
I really don’t see them getting better against Latos.
Giants leave SD like they arrived, 2 out (3 in the loss column).
Only good news is that Padres have a tough road trip coming up. I think I’m more worried about the Rockies, but if the Giants offense doesn’t start improving it won’t matter.
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by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
damn it
Torrealba and Casey Blake need the same treatment
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
He was out.
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FUCK BELL
FUCK CRAWFORD
FUCK CHRIS ROSE
FUCK KARROS
FUCK TORREALBA
FUCK RENTERIA
FUCK STAUFFER
FUCK LATOS
FUCK CUZZI
JUST BECAUSE
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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Cuzzi for those check swing calls.
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Ugh. I need a drink.
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Well, now we know that we'll lose when it's 13 against 9
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Fuck the Padres. Beat them tomorrow and shut them the fuck up!
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by orange and black on Sep 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
LATOS INTOLERANT
I am not having it.
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Surprised Posey could not make contact
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by orange and black on Sep 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
WOW PADRES AT LEAST ACT LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE
they were celebrating on the field like they just won the fucking division
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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Heath Bell did the same thing every time he closed one out against the Dodgers. He’s a prick, even if he’s a prick with a sense of humor.
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Are we really going to complain about guys showing emotion over winning?
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thats because they know they got FUCKING LUCKY
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I love when the Giants get pumped up
Why have a double standard.
Uribe said hitting his HR against the dodgers was like winning the WS – players get excited. Cool your jets.
There’s a difference between being excited, and bouncing around like a sixth grader on a sugar high when you fend off losing 13 out of 16.
Sure they won a close game, but they’re not going about their business like a contending team. I take it as a good sign, frankly.
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My beef isn’t over one game. It’s over Bell’s last three appearances. Getting “pumped up” kind of loses its significance if you start propellering wildly every time you close out a game.
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I hate Brian Wilson’s post-save celebration. I think it’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.
It’s really not any worse than Travis Ishikawa, Albert Pujols, or any other ballplayer pointing at the sky when they get on base or hit a home run. At least they’re not showing anybody up.
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I agree about the double standard
I cannot see belittling them for celebrating. They just took back first and have been playing really poorly the last few weeks, I’d be celebrating too.
Tip your cap to them, regroup and prepare to kick their asses tomorrow.
Yep
Frankly, leaving SD two games back wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world considering how we’ve played there so far
And leaving tied would be fuckin’ awesome.
and they are on the road for those 7, while we’re at home
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
remember that the pads play COL and 4 in STL this week, while we play the bums and MIL. So think that’s probably 5-1 for us, and 2-5 for the padres (maybe even less for them)
Leaving SD tied or down 2 isn’t the worst thing. Going into the series, we could have been 6 out worst case, season probably done. In retrospect, I’ll take it. And hopefully we will win tomorrow, Latos can’t just keep throwing 7IP, 0R forever.
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly the type of game I needed to watch before I go to work
were I am in danger of being fired for “scheduling conflicts” and the boss is workin tonight.
Thanks Giants better make up for it tomorrow
And fuck you Padres, mainly torrealba and bell
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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Sep 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Crawford’d.
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Could’ve used one of those random jacks.
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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
reply fail.
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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Bum loses one mistake to zero.
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by orange and black on Sep 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
actually, staffer did make a mistake- a fastball right down the middle to renteria
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't envy the girl I'm about to go to dinner with
Not in a good mood
After all this goddamn talk about the Giants improved offense, they look the same as earlier in the season against the Padres. Why the fuck not make some fucking adjustments up there? Same shit over and over and over!
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
So have Posey duck out of the way on a groin high fast ball
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i think crawford got into their heads, big time
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What can you do?
Good pitching beats good hitting. Renteria’s inability to get a run in from 3rd in the 2nd inning is the ONLY scoring opportunity we had this game.
Torres is not setting the table which is really hurting us.
yeah Torres is doing TERRIBLE. so, so poorly for a while now.
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain sympathizes
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He had better get used to it. In big games this offense doesn’t generally show up. Lincecum will have to throw a shut-out tomorrow for us to have any chance.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 11, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sure Grant is about to put up the post-game and this will go to waste...
but I was keeping track of most of the game via GameDay and I had no idea there was doings transpiring with the ump… but I suspected that today was going to be rough for the Giants with a strike zone like this:

I usually don’t have Gameday open all game, but for this one I did – the number of called strikes that were in that exact spot was ridiculous.
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We will finish 1 game worse than some team this year
and draft some dude who will go on to be a career Giant, with career stats of .390 avg, 932 HR, 722 SB, as well as a .999 career fielding % (which should’ve been ruled a hit)…and if we hadn’t taken him, aforementioned “some team” would’ve taken him.
And we will have this player all because of Jerry Crawford.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
I hate the guy too
But he did have the only extra base hit we got the whole game
Uhh, he had the best-hit ball of the game.
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and IMO Bork should have seen that this was our opportunity to score and PR for him.
But I’ll let that go now. Renteria not getting the run in was inexcusable. We can’t miss opps like that and expect to win
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
pinch running in the second inning is basically like quitting on your team.
you just don’t do that.
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
when it’s Guillen, who has no speed, and you know it will be a close game (hence need the defensive range in RF), I don’t think it’s quitting.
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem was renteria NOT getting the sacrifice. if he’s at short, uribes at 3rd, and hits are taken away
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Giants can win all of their remaining series then
I think they have an excellent chance of being in the playoffs, so their future is really up to them.
They get to play each of these teams 3 more times and get to play the Dodgers while the Padres and Rockies go at it. If the Giants don’t make the playoffs, they really won’t have anyone to blame but themselves.
I’m not liking the offense right now, but luckily, this Giants team has shown an ability to look really shitty for a few games and then break out of it with an offensive explosion the next (hopefully we’ll get one of those tomorrow — who said I’m not an optimist?).
The problem is that these infrequent offensive explosions are usually followed by several games of even worse output than usual. This series is a great example.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
the offense has just been shut down by good pitching the last 2 days. and today, the umpiring got in the heads of the players and we didn’t have a chance
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess we just "tip our caps" again then
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 11, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
well we won yesterday, so you don’t have to tip your cap. and today, we were jipped out of even having a chance, so I wouldn’t be tipping my cap for either game
by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I’m always amazed that fans will praise their pitchers for a great game when they pitch a shutout but when their team gets shutout will blame their hitters and won’t give the other pitchers any credit. Sometimes, it is a combination of good pitching and bad hitting, and like you said, I think the umpire did have a big impact on today’s game.
I hope we don't have to tip our caps to Latos tomorrow.
Uribe is Mang who cong tru een clush
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
The Giants are definitely due to have a big game against him
I mean, I don’t think it’s a double standard when the umpiring was as generous as it was. It’s not Stauffer’s fault for getting those calls, you can’t fault Torrealba for calling it, and you can give credit to Stauffer for hitting his spots, but he was pitching with a distinct advantage that afected the whole course of the game. Overall, Bumgarner pitched a better game.
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