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SCORE RUNS, GIANTS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk sounded upset then

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYZ WHAT UP

I have a new computer which can actually handle mlb.tv without freezing up, going all choppy, or choking my computer. Huzzah!

This doesn’t help the whole having no time problem, though. :(

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished a week in which I had 44 papers to read, 44 one-on-one student conferences to hold, and two books to read for my grad classes. So that was fun!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I graded some vocab tests today. My CT refused to let me take any journals home for the weekend :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way my class is structured, I don’t actually do any grading until the end of the semester. Evaluating, yes. Grading, no. Unless students request it.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS IT A MAC THO

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

15-inch Mac Book Pro, baby.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK AND YES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love deadlines

I love the sound they make as they go whizzing past me

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A number of my students apparently think so, what with showing up late to their conferences today.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome back.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait the inning ended?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great swing, Edgar.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL CAPS THREAD, DUDES!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

no!

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Edgar… that was just silly.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Clayton Concord really does own the Giants.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent doing his best Panda imitation

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s not fair to the Panda, he at least takes one sometimes.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

Whiteside is up.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, why is every other team shitting the bed against our direct competitors right now?

Also, that swing sucked, Edgar.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

well this really sucks so far

by reneved on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know of a non ST feed for the game

Kos feed is blank right now :(

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously. When koz goes down my life is over. I have never gotten streamtorrents to work for me once.

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right?

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its always baseball too. You can find streams of any other sport hella easy. 49ers games in hd even. but not baseball games

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like for this game to end in a win for the Giants

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This comment is wise

and I am in agreement with it

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Showoff

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheer Padres fans, cheer.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Y

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adrian, hot-dogging it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez looking to get on the cover of MLB Street

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It was pretty cool.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FOUL BALL DANCE

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Foul Ball Dance

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Whiteside

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHITEY

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid Sanchez.

Three strikes? You couldn’t do that to CR, could you?

by Aquaria on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I GOT A GREAT FEELING ABOUT THIS GAME

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

DID YOU SEE HOW THE GIANTS CRUISED THROUGH THAT INNING?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like that inning

no more of that, gentlemen.

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Sep 10, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I did not like that inning, either. Well, I did like how Whiteside worked an 0-2 into a 7 pitch at bat. The other guys, not so impressive. And wow..5-9 is just cheese.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blinked, and suddenly we were out of the inning.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice half inning guys

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 10, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, the bottom third of our order looks putrid tonight. Eli has flashes of competence, and Edgar had been taking some better swings of late, but that was just pug fugly.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is gonna fail another bunt tonight.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if Whiteside and Renteria continue to swing like that, the odds are low that he will come to the plate with runners on and less than two outs.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not going to end well.

And I’m getting vertigo from rolling my eyes so much.

by Aquaria on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA,WHITESIDE,SANCHEZ

THAT IS A HOLE OF SUCK OF WHICH NOBODY COULD SURVIVE.

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s holdemupgoldenstateofoppresion?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATTN: TheLetter2

I love you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Back off

He’s mine ;)

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AIN'T A WOMAN

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AIN'T A CARPETBAGGER

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GOT LOBS BUT I'M NOT A LOBSTER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M A MAN!

i%27m a man i%27m 40 Pictures, Images and Photos

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M 25 YEARS OLD!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL You

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

;)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

new meme

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shucks. Thanks.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Fontenot with his head in a traffic cone made me lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed that part, too. I love jokes that are left to be created in the reader’s imagination.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idon’t like the way whiteside is callingthis game.

9 straight fastballs when he keeps missing?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Richard

is in cruise control while Sanchez is flailing

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday

Says that its a strike.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 10, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump is squeezing Sanchez because he has NO CONTROL.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want dinner, but I don't want to leave this game

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe leaving it would make it better…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've only been here for 1 inning

Although when the 1st thing I saw was Guillen’s AB, maybe I should’ve taken that as a sign

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE LEADOFF WALKS

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

this early into a game?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have an early hook.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have it.

4 walks in September when you’re 1 game back—Yeah, I have a quick hook.

by Aquaria on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He still can pull out of it. Can’t burn the bullpen this early.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing I’m a little behind here as I’m watching the game on MLB Network.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is just now about to throw the first pitch to Eckstein.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the HD channel was like 30 seconds late the other day

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many fucking walks

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES [GIANTS PITCHER]

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This

this
this

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is gonna turn out well

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Two of those should’ve been called strikes according to Gameday

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A STRIKE

FUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Great. Starting the walks before there are two outs and the pitcher coming up this time.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

this ump is fucking stupid

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Durty Houdini to appear.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

saving him for extra innings

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring in Guillen

he has a great arm

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was always surprised nobody ever tried Shawon Dunston as a pitcher, hard as he threw.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, we know he wouldn’t walk anybody.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard people say

that his arm was an 85 on the 20-80 scale

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but did he sleep with them first?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He obviously has no command. Pull him before it gets really bad. We don’t have the offense tonight to make a comeback

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

You do know he’s getting squeezed right?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/braces for an Eckstein bunt or 90 hopper.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY ECKSTEIN

I FUCKING HATE YOU

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grabs stomach . . .

feels an eck coming on.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait an inning or two

If we lead, you stay, if we trail you leave, if tied wait some more.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUN

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh

55 pitches for Sanchez in 3

by Bar None on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do the umps always fucking hate us?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you he was out.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

OF COURSE HE WAS FUCKING SAFE

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Eckstein

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out. Fucking a.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WAS OUT!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

OUT

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Out

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck david eckstein

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this umpiring crew

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG HE WAS FUCKING OUT

HE WAS FUCKING OUT BULL SHIT UMP FUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I lol’d.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks ump

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

David Fucking Eckstein

Of course he’s fucking safe.

ffffffffffffuck you eckstein

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

sure

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to locate the video I mentioned last thread, but so far no luck.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry too much about it.

I forgot about it m’self. Whenever.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's at 2B.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

knew he was in there somewhere….

by Bar None on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a funny bit.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

were getting fucked by umps

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Should be 2 outs here

you suck eckstein.

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Check That ...

/he was out

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by drdata24 on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon blue

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

it has now turned into a gang rape by the umps

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by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

those strikes calls on us havent exactly been straight either

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to tell the Giants good luck. We're all counting on you.


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by AngeloB on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Airplane! = always a rec

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

surely you can’t be serious

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#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't call me Shirley.

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That joke's been done to def

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

surely you can’t be serious

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't counter that.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lied, it really hasn't

I’m just pissed.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you miss that call at first? Watch the foot and base and listen for the ball smacking in the glove, if out, look up to see if the ball was indeed actually caught.

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LUDWICK

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by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for finally calling that pitch asshole.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I like your response

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make up call, that was not strike 3, lol

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday says it was

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Some dude’s opinion

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some dude too busy sniffing paint

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get your signature.

/prophecy fulfilled

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Legend of Zelda

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE ECK DOWN!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Mr. Ludwick, please kindly retake your seat.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If Sanchez throws some strikes here

I’ll take back saying I think he needs to be pulled.

by Aquaria on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Padres fans starting to erupt at that ball hit right at the CF

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It was almost gone!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve been doing it all game, it’s amusing.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was great when they went nuts over the play on the Whiteside foul ball.

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gasp! He hit the ball!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-oh.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damage control

Only 59 pitches thru 3. It’s not great but he should be able to pitch 6-7 if he settles down.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

what is the problem calling plays at first base...instant replay would be easy there.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Pads stranded 4….4 walks

by justhangin on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Into the Valley of Torres

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I shall not want

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good work, Giants!

Sanchez, this is the part where you get in a groove and mow down the padres. The rest of you gentlemen need to start scoring runs. GO!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d say the umps aren’t against the Giants: the neighbordhood play and that called third strike certainly show that. Sanchez has been really inconsistent.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Make up call, that was not strike 3, lol

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

You can say that again!

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck man really?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a theory as to why Whiteside was calling so many FBs the first time through the order, even though Sanchez couldn’t locate. He likes to establish the fastball to the hitters hard the first time through, and then start mixing in the breaking stuff in subsequent PAs.

During the no hitter, 96% of Sanchez’s pitches the first time through were fastballs. Hopefully they’ll start getting the change working.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

its hard to establish when you dont have control over it.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the hitters, I mean. See the fastball, see the fastball, see the fastball, see the fastball, CHANGEUP.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trivia

87 Caveman

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by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER

NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We have a hit already.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

However it is still a shutout.

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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t jinx. It’s OUR pitcher that has that.

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by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

then this is a MASSIVE FAIL on my part

my bad guys

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

GALLO THE MAGNIFICENT

forgives sadison and sends him forth to spread savory goodness.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU DAVID FUCKING ECKSTEIN

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, fuck you Eckstein

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Eckstein

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FUCKSTEIN

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

of course

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

eckstein bastard

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING MIDGET

DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I don't like this Eckstein guy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaargh

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Noooooooooo

Not another one of THESE games! FUCK!

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Eckstein....

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by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, fuck Eckstein.

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by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. David. Fucking. Eckstein.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate goddamn David Eckstein.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I never knew a garden gnome could jump so high

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I may hate the strike zone more.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s perfectly cromulent from where I’m sitting.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FDFE = the new SIRM

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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HA KUIP

“catch that one Eckstein.”

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by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Only reason that looked like a nice play was because Eck is a midget…

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

we prefer little people

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer little shithead.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's more hateworthy people than him.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate/body volume, not really.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? You can't think of someone else?

Like any Dodger?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No current Dodger has caused as much pain as that little fucker.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

IAWTC

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're crazy in the coconut.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, what has any Dodger done?

Broxton is like the reason the Giants are in contention. Ethier is good but hasn’t broken our hearts. I hate Bills, but just because he owns the Giants.

Eckstein won a WS against the Giants and has been the best shitty player in the history of baseball. No reasonable person should hate any Dodger more than Eckstein. He’s just a little fucker.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

Dusty Baker.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, 5 run fucking league. Fuck the bullpen.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. I’m not going to argue about who we should hate more because this is a stupid debate.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why all I said was dude.

It’s better to love than to hate anyway.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even going to acknowledge the fact Eckstein and I are exactly the same height.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a "little person" say that

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a few inches taller than me. _

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn right, Kuip

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Mole

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KUIP!

POST ON MCC

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Not short enough.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh, how many WS MVPs does he have?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

not white, not short, doesn’t wear those annoying loose long sleeves, the announcers don’t love him anywhere near as much, etc.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kuip:

“Catch that one, Eckstein”

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Catch that one you fucking midget

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

zzz

Kuip: catch that one Eckstein

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with Mr. Krukow

Catch that one motherfucker

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha well played kuip

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHARD CLAYTON

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip:

Thank you.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, in random off-topic news for people to complain about

My wife and I were watching an episode of The Wire tonight – in it, a small role was played by a guy who she was friends with in college.

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to file a complaint with you.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/1,000 post sub-thread about the wire

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Moral Midgetry,” mid-third season. Indian guy who ran a convenience store and helped out Kima and McNulty in tracking “burner” cell phones.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/requests thread where he can go to talk baseball

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a place...

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven't been around lately

Unfortunately, OT comments are now grounds for an instant ban
 Sorry!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, I’ve been looking for an excuse to switch over to Purple Row anyway.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WCW WUZ RITE

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

IRL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The human piranha.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GAYS WHAT HAVE I MISSED?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Eckstein not catching a ball

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. Fuck that guy.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lovely stroll.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down victory lane I hope!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My spam

Home Runs and Western Suns, chapter the second.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good spam

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh nice! I'll have to read it tomorrow.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahah rec

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, I should not answer the phone during a ballgame, now I have to go to work. Later, and Go Giants!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

It seems that every time Huff just misses XBH he ends up doing nothing on the at-bat.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

One pitch, Pat? Really?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

To rephrase

GET THIS FUCKER OUT OF THE GAME

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey HEY

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poo

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Burrell didn’t hit into a double play.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Well there were already 2 outs

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, small victories.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been one if Huff’s ball had landed fair.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

If Huff’s ball landed fair he would have had a double

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, duh. That’s a fair point, actually (no pun intended). I was thinking 1st and 3rd for some reason.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not possible, it’s the Padres.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

POOP

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TEJADA!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Archetypical Sanchez start and Giants/Padres game

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Archetypical

That is a nice word.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typearchical isn’t so nice.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My invented words aren’t nearly as nice-looking. No chasm.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im stupid

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No really, it’s a pretty sweet word.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mixed up typical and archetypal in my brain. It should be a word

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really should.

They even mean similar things.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typicpal.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

/braces for Tejada 30-hopper

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing how different this lineup is without Buster

This is a grind game. Try to win 2-1. Beat Pads at their own game. Not easy.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

And the Giants are so, so much slower than the Padres on the basepaths.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game needs more Posey

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a fever!

I love this, but not enough Posey

by Bar None on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I put my pants on one leg at a time. Only difference is after my pants are on I make gold records.”
Christopher Walken is the best part of that skit.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT ROIDS

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBAYYYYYY

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE GLOVE!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play

and Pablo doesn’t make it

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe, Oprah. Oprah, Uribe.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

REEBAY!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBE!!

24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.

by AMb1valenT on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe feels bad for blowing the perfect game last year

by geef on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

No way Panda comes close to making that play

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He had a nice play last night. Not as good as Uribe's but pretty nice.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE MY FRIEND

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, so THIS is what a 3rd baseman looks like

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

He scares me at 3rd but I love him

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm leaning more and more towards resigning Jazzy to play short next year

I just wish he’d start taking walks again.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

*Super Utility Guy

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that'd be ideal

but there is a dearth of other shortstop options. Rollins is probably gonna walk but he’s declining and will probably be overpaid.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC the Phillies have a team option

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they do, and I think they’ll exercise it. They’re going to pay a 109 year old Howard $25 million, why not Rollins $11 or whatever it is?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that Howard contract s ridiculous

and the Phillies in house options at SS are Wilson Valdez and Brian Bocock

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCOCK!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I didn’t realize how bad Valdez was at the plate. Yeah they’ll probably keep him – but it’s a moot point since I don’t think the Giants should go after him anyway.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do, but I dunno if they’d bother with his injuries.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derek Jeter?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Again”?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see no reason why the Giants shouldn’t re-sign Uribe if the price is reasonable.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he might be the 3rd baseman. who knows which pablo will show up next year.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The chubby one?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe 3rd, Pablo 1st, Star Free Agent SS

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a star free agent SS out there?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon Vasquez, Julio Lugo, and Cesar Izturis!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we combine all three into one serviceable player?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have Cesar Izturis's half brother in our system!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the Giants had an option on Uribe for 2011

by geef on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so, but I could be wrong.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia is probably just providing unreliable information, as always

by geef on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

You’re thinking Renteria. (And don’t even get me started on the fear that they’ll pick it up.)

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good god, that’s a nightmare I have.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAAH SIT DOWN

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

STFD

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

nice pitch?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe . . .

 . . . but it’s not about being nice, cloudy one.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow that was the Padres first hit?

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Despite the seven squidillion baserunners, yes.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Sanchez is always hard to hit. Easy to walk off, but hard to hit.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was smashed

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well poop.

Two outs, at least.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t give this guy anything to hit.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, all right. Not a tragedy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

The guy who jinxed this.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

And the other guy

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, my brain generated the phrase “James Sadison, Father of the LOLnstitution.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUTBURST!!!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That runner will not score.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That one either :\

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as there isn’t a 6th here

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, we did that to them last night and had 4 runs on the board. So, I’ll take it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. I’ll take 0-0.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to do. Good thing there’s only been 1 hit.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This worries me.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchy will get out of this.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

See :D

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am terrified of the 8-9 hitters up and RISP. Terrified.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm staying positive tonight!

*this may change at any time

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

i LOVE the loud cheers the giants are getting

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, when the ump blew that call at first, you could really hear the boos from Giants fans.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the ugliest 4 inning shutouts I’ve seen. I need a drink.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s get some fucking runs off of Wilshire Barrington already, ya pukes!

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahem

Wilshire Barrington III, if you please.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facing him has been a midnight ride through Mulholland.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve faced him 4 times this year. 1, 2, 1, and 2 ER, in order.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS THE FUSION PRO-GLIDE CHALLENGE

/esplodes laptop speakers

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE TAKING THE GLIDE BACK? YOU GOTS TO GET YOUR OWN!

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking News!

Tiger Woods is affected by messy divorce. Struggles accordingly.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

also

BRETT FARVE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

YANKEES

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAST COAST BIAS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

West Coast Winds

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

600 FOR AROD

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

JETER BREAKS HITS RECORD!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whose hits record?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Babe Ruth's

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was Gehrig’s, actually.

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was. I was making a poor joke about the Yankees celebrating every person he passes. Your article post was better.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Onion had a great article back when that nonsense happened
Derek Jeter Honored for Having Fewer Hits Than Harold Baines

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that. That article’s awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha yeah that was good.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Mariachi!

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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you guys think Panda has been affected by his split?

I would imagine that has something to do with his weird/kinda awful year

by bombs on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

split with the wife i mean

sry that was confusing

by bombs on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought you were talking about his buttcrack

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why. Why is Guillen. Just.. why.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Cause we need Gullien's bat...duh

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

22 for 74 as a Giant.

But hey, a walk…

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not like we have a guy who has similar stats to Guillen

who also crushes lefties and is better defensively.

…Wait

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to piss you off.

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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen,

hit one of those home run thingies you are supposed to be good at.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I have been starting to think he will never hit one in a Giants uniform.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has one already.

I am worried that he will not hit anymore.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the internets say so, too. Clearly I am letting my hate blind me.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has...

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll take BBs.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

RED LIGHT

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THE GUY

WHO KEEPS YELLING “SWING!”

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

obp!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Setting up the double play

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Gameday not loading for anyone else?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawon!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, nice! A lead-off Setup-For-A-Double-Play!

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Use Ford as a PR. the game is too close to rely on Guillens D in right

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Defensive substitutions in the 5th inning are kind of silly.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

They should’ve subbed Ross for Guillen before the start of the game

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRIBE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Juan

Take a pitch next time.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He took 1. What more do you expect?

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by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lil at a time.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys don't worry!

Renteria and Whiteside are due up!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m worried about when Guillen needs to make that run in from RF

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by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Speier.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL THIS

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Edgar. How I've missed you so.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen, Renteria, Whiteside up . . .

isn’t that a yuppie breakfast?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0

ok – look for a fastball midle in. If its not – spit on it.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar, lets see some of that big game veteran presence everybody talks about

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take a walk, get that big bat up.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar, get on base

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes. He could walk Rent and Whiteside and still be out of this inning with no damage.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

IS THIS FOREVER

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER RED LIGHT

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at the pickoff throw

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by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Renteria have his shin guard on the wrong way?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Welllll crap

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, I thought that was gonna get out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wtf

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking tease.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Playing more like Petco tonight

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

augh

PEEEETCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Gave it a good ride

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Veteran warning track power down the stretch!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

good at bat

you can’t rag on a guy for a 385 foot out.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

All in good fun.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Renteria’s contract was awful, but I’m glad to see him back in the lineup.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft

WATCH ME

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, and you’re right. I thought it had a chance.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rags on the guy

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING PETCO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Man just missed it..FU petco

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

welp

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

FUCK

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Whiteside

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is hurting my soul

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli Whitside, everyone.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK CLAYTON RICHARD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK HIS PUNCHABLE FACE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUNCH HIS FUCKABLE FACE

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

When in Rome.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well when you think about it, the original way was pretty bad too.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you want to.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOUR TEARABLE SKIN

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, punch his punchable face might work better here

by Bar None on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK EMERYVILLE BURLINGAME

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK RICHARD CLAYTON

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That was an AT&T – Petco Eiffel Towering.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Good at bat Whiteside!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

man…………………

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball really was crushed. Gonna be tough to hit one out tonight.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

clown park

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

great job, whiteside

by reneved on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool, swing at the first pitch when you suck at hitting.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

We really need to upgrade at back up C

The Giants have had a lot of 4A back up C’s-Alberto Castillo, Holm, Guillermo Rodriguez, Whiteside…

I wouldn’t mind getting a good back up to Posey

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Give me a guy like Brent Mayne.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be like the Giants to sign a 42-year old.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know who would've made a good backup catcher and bat off the bench

that bengie molina guy. whatever happened to him?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hits for cycles

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

what happened to him

is a .209 / .255 / .295 line since he got traded. 7 XBH in nearly 150 PA.

So, I’ll have to give this one an “LOL NO.”

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

he did get worse

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAYSON STARK SAYS WE WILL REGRET THAT TRADE!!!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I regret that it the Giants even had Molina to trade.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which writer did Stark own yesterday?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 of the XBH's were in 1 game

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus

every time i think we were too hard on bengie and he was a Good Giant, something like this comes up.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

But Eli Whiteside is a better catcher, hitter, and baserunner than Bengie Molina.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, you have a problem with downgrading one of your positions by 100 batting points and buckets of SLG when your start needs a day off?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLFENSE

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

And then next inning’s already lost to runs with the automatic out to lead it off… fuck.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It might just be crazy enough to work!

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt sanchez will hit

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

His PC is not high.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s time to out-Padres the Padres by Sanchez ripping a double to lead off the inning.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria absolutely CRUSHED that… and it barely made it to the warning track.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Its why guys like Garland

put up numbers WAY better than ever before.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought that was outta there

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but seriously guys ...

WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS CLAYTON?

by bombs on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Clay sounds like a baseball name

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mother’s name was Clayton.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of last name is Richard?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A first name.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mayor had a rule where if you have two first names you’re a douche. This guy only has one, but it’s in the wrong spot.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit, I have two first names.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

automatically untrustworthy

by bombs on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Mayor hates you.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What first name starts with “Gar”? Garth?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that works.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gareth

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm….Gravlax? That’s all I’ve got.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not Garth.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie's real name?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mentioned that before

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg are you guys related

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only in my dreams.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My last name is Chenoweth. Guess which question I get asked a lot.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you ever bang your sister, Kristen Chenoweth?

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, now I’m picturing that voice in bed.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg are you guys related

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you related to Howie?

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Are you a member of the fictional Chenowith family from tv’s Six Feet Under?”

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

In many cases.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask this guy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or this guy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BWS was a hilarious bit

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like this has been covered

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the Yankees suck.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been covered, but now it’s been proven through 5 innings of loloffense

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, I bet Mike Matheny said that maybe one or two times too many….

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Matheny was number 22.
Eli Whiteside is number 22.
Buster Posey is number 28.
28 is 6 more than 22.
Your argument is invalid.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU JUST GOT TOLD BY SCIENCE!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh boy

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

zomg

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't really want to mess around with head injuries

and the Giants trainers unfortunately have some experience with this

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any other Giants hitter gets that ball that Rent hit and its out.

Rent’s power is no more.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen takes it.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

That’s a Petco fly. Last night was extremely unusual.

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even with Petco

that was a meat ball Rent got.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

For five years now, both Padre players and opponents have routinely crushed balls to either of these alleys, only to be standing on second base, pissed-off and dumb-founded as to why on earth they didn’t just hit a home run. It makes for boring fucking baseball.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do the Giants and 49ers have to play at the same time on Sunday?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes [Giants Pitcher]

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys look a four pitch walk

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, cause walks are AWESOME

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SANCHEZ

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS FANS' WEDDING RECEPTION

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He's a lucky man.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey wedding reception. Watch out for Burrell HR balls!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey wedding reception. Watch out for Burrell nailing bridesmaids!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would he stop there?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t give up on Sanchez yet. He can get through two more innings methinks.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

So a bunt here, right?

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Eckstein is choked up like halfway on the bat

Wow.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants will win tonight

my optimism tells me so

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're scappy enough...

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A rec for you, Sir.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

’Tis the season.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg rec'd

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denorfia

another buy not good enough for Billy fucking Beane

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, ECKHOLE

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Gritty motherfuckin' bunt!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Laugh all you want

Eckstein is a damn good little baseball player

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's not.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only against the Giants

He’s a one-win-above-replacement player. Not awful. Not good.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is an annoying litte fucker, running out BB’s

by Bar None on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that, he’s shit.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, then a base hit up the middle by Ludwick, walk by Gonzalez and another hit up the middle by Tejada.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It could happen.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh damn it

bunt, steal/pass ball, sac fly

here it comes

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

What did Eckstein just do?

I thought the rule of baseball was you had to swing for the fences every time

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Petco has no fences. The field just extends expansively for ever and ever.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s that corn field beyond the outfield.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 goddamn walks

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, speaking of two first names!

It’s Chris Ray.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/ow my intercostal

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also both names can be for a boy or girl.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW. FUCKING. STRIKES.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Ray. Good time to throw a guy back out on the mound, when he hasn’t pitched in like a month.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, I think the bunt was a bad play. 5 unintentional walks in 4+.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Eckstein is almost bad enough at the plate, but not quite that bad.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then we appear to be at an impasse. I suggest we duel!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice pitch

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't walk this guy!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not listening!

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially in front of that guy!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez might be good for a #4, but when he’s off he’s fucking aggravating to watch.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The funny thing is he’s still shutting them out.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know; like I said, he’s great for a #4 by the obvious numbers (K/9, ERA, W-L), but those walks were driving me crazy.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This is painful

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

he won’t make it to the 6th inning

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I am worried about him finishing this inning.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not with that attitude…

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awful

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not the game I envisioned Sanchez having.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

KNBR feed stop working for anyone else?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

the SD one is working but fuck that.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t working for me either

by Murray, Present on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOLD YOU SO

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEEP BUNTING PLEASE

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I would prefer Gonzalez be up under different circumstances.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

If only the Giants had a guy who threw ground balls in long relief.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

But guyz Sanchez got the KAYZ!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i feel like i want lopez to pitch to Gonzalez here.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair, Eli has done a terrible job

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how you preface it with “To be fair.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, Jonathan has as many Strikes as Balls.

But only 1 hit given up and just one run.

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

*No run

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he went out once to talk to sanchez

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly why he’s been terrible. When you’re struggling as much as Sanchez is, you need to help him out.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY!

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK AND YEAH!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Giants baseball

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t f-ing believe it!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKING HUFF!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Man,

Gonzalez does not match up well against Sanchez.

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Woohoo!

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by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!!!

WOOOOOOO

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Take your small ball and shove it.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FUCK OFF A-GONZ LOL DOUBLE PLAY LOL WTF

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an excellent play by Huff

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit. This is amazing/terrible. If the Giants win, the Padres will feel like shit.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

If the curly toed shoe fits...

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

It’s better to be lucky than good.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Throwing some leather at them!

That’ll teach the elf to waste an out

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I am completely shocked. loss for words

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

2

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

i wonder if kuip was excited about that play

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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#52

by cloudydays on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s not torture if you are only kinda sorta paying attention.

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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wah?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m doing paperwork.
When K&K start screaming I look up….

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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Annnnnnnd exhale

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by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GAMEDAY AUDIO, WORK BETTER

by geef on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And it’s only fair to mention that Aubrey Huff both started and ended that DP.

/alpha and omega of DP

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

pinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitter
pinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitter
pinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitter
pinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitter

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

that's funny

i could swear you said “pinch hitter,” so why did they send up Rowand?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch hacker.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That made me happy.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Giants:

Runs, please.

Sincerely,

Aquaria.

by Aquaria on Sep 10, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Just arrived

Haven’t been through the threads. I suppose someone has asked Jonathan to throw strikes?

by NearestNorwich on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

it's not working

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez must be a very uncomfortable AB for a hitter

He throws really hard and doesn’t have much control over where it is going. It is not that unusual to see him miss by several feet.

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is bananas

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GO BANANAS
B-A—-N-A—-N-A—-S

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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Scott

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand

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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND?

REALLY? YOU SEND UP ROWAND?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

why scott

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this shit?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/swings and misses at strike 3 in the dirt

I’ve seen this one before

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This can’t possibly end in wide-scale carnage! Yay!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

that ball:strike ratio is Wellemeyer-esque

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing he’s got stuff.

Yeesh.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he can get K's

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

However the runs allowed and hits allowed is not.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, for sure

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the hits and earned-runs category

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by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

...that's why I said the ball to strike ratio

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

balls/strikes=runs

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not always

…like tonight

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/chasm’d

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

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by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay, another scoreless five-inning outing for Sanchez!

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez: 1-hit Shutout through 5 innings - 88 pitches

Quit your bitching.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

um 7 walks?

I give him credit for not giving up a run but he was extremely wild today.

by Josh L on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand's

OBP angers me

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not like to watch others bathroom habits

by Bar None on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last season I thought Rowand was such a DILF. This year…not so much.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait.. what?!

Wait.. what?!/washes mind twice

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/still scrubbing

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend absentmindedly called a kid in a commercial a KILF a while back.

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by mymclife on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re friends with WalrusMan?

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not, since she’s a girl. But I think they would like each other; they have a lot in common.

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by mymclife on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that term to be honest.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douche? Is that what the D is for?

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to let you slide on that one. Just for today.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm serious, that's all that I could think of.

What is it?

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude?

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dad?

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel silly now.

That’s probably it.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Dad.” It refers to men of a certain age, and not necessarily actual fathers.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spoke too soon.

Okay then.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, I assumed Dude. This is cooler.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the counterpart to MILF, if that helps.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have thought of that, as it’s actually pretty obvious.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there other ILFs?

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure there are. You could coin one for whatever floats your boat.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm XILF!

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xylaphone?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xanthan?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the equivalent to ‘cougar’?

silver fox?

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘chickenhawk’

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve heard that term, but I’m not sure what the official definition would be.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Biden

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by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/washes brain

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend (the same one that said KILF) has what she calls a “DILF” wall, filled with pictures of hot older men.

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by mymclife on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is kind of slow.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand: good at pooping, not good at baseball.

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw give him some credit

He manages the Giants fantasy football league lol

The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m okay with pinch hitting for him. He was due to give up a run. Rowand though, does not excite me.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

so expected

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

magic of drugs

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the Hell did Tejada start playing good Defense?

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t, just has a good arm.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

Seems like a slightly different player since he’s been with the Pads.

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand grounded out to the middle?

HOW SURPRISING!

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually it is.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He lasted longer than I expected.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good AB Scotty

Unlucky that you hit it within a foot of Tejada

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand has got to be the slowest centerfielder I've ever seen

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by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK. THIS. UMP.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well phooey

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by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone just punch Richard in the face?

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by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The thing about Rowand is that he really should be a defensive replacement, not a pinch hitter.

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that means he shouldn’t be on the team.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a very solid fielder.

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but if he isn’t good enough to pinch hit for the pitcher, then he shouldn’t be on the team. There are better fielders who can’t hit out there.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop hitting it right at their fielders, please.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice quick inning

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by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

we go down so easily

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by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You set yourself up for TWSS so easily.

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS HOLY SHIT

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was quick

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gave that one to eckstein mrgmgrgrgflmg

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

82 pitches for Richard.

Ugh.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

unbelievable

it is against the rules for the giant hitters to take a motherfucking strike.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS GOING GREAT

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't like that inning

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by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Clayton Richard. Unbeatable. Pack it up, boys.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It might tie the game or cut the lead in half, maybe.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m liking your strategy.

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by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know he will be one of the last ones used as a PH

cause that would mean Bochy burns his back up catcher.

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is such a fucking padres game

sanchez throwing crap, BABIP all over the play, FAH KING EX TEIN, 2-pitch outs, jesus fucking christ i hate these guys.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Not necessarily

their good guys are TIRED. There call ups are a little unproven.

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to get to their bullpen first.

by CaliforniaBone on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoutout to Johnny Disaster

He showed up for a pint, nice guy.

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by Gloff on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla?! Why?!

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby Lopes is tired?

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would you put in? I don’t mind Casilla here.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have someone who ISN’T going to walk batters on 4 pitches.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, come on he’s only done that like 6 times…

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's been nails lately

not Romo/Lopez good, but way better than he was when he was interchangeable with Mota & Bautista. He’s good for a couple innings.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy thinks Sanchez set a precedent for walking guys, so he’s keeping it up.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

when is the last game the Giants scored more than 3 runs without hitting HR’s???

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this ‘small ball’ you speak of?

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

College football OT

Living in Tuscaloosa is hard enough this time of year, but this weekend, Penn State is in town. The streets are closed, stores are clogged, parking all but impossible within a two-mile radius of the university. So now I’m drowning in a sea of football assholes from two states. And half of them are Northerners.

I really do not enjoy football season.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

High five!

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man I didn’t know you were in Tuscaloosa. If the SJSU band had gone with the football team last week, we could have hung out.

Funny and true story: we played a pep band gig at THE SJSU band booster’s retirement home. This old lady has more money than God, and she loves the band. She’s the reason the band exists. She just up and gives us money for instruments, trips, etc. So Monday we’re all chillin with her after the gig at the BBQ and she asks why we didn’t go to Alabama. The athletic department wouldn’t foot the bill. She goes, “Oh I would have paid for it.” And she would have—she dropped $35000 for us to go to USC last year.

Maybe someday I’ll be old and rich enough to whip out my checkbook and cut a check for $35 grand just as casually.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 10, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and I getting together would have been awesome. And thank goodness for kind-hearted wealthy folks. Our station wouldn’t exist without them.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla?

Not Ray? Is there something going on with Ray that we don’t know about? Injured? Not sucking enough?

by Aquaria on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Career numbers say they both are below-average relievers.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Ray is good simply by virtue of the fact that he is not Bengie Molina.

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by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, Michael Main has been terrible since the trade.

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he's been rocked in AA

He’s still the 4th best starting pitching prospect in our system though

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by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the same

I think the Giants SP prospects look like this

Wheeler
Bucardo
[gap]
Surkamp
[gap]
Main

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"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a shame about ray

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw just like Sister Ray said

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They couldn’t hit it sideways.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

from across the bay?

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez might lose another one-hitter.

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

No he can’t get a loss…

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well no he's not the pitcher of record anymore

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by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right.

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got here

How does everyone feel about the no Posey start. Think it’s okay in the long run? Should have happened in the AZ series? Should not have happened at all?

by Norcalnappy on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You can say that again

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"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and again

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by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got here

How does everyone feel about the no Posey start. Think it’s okay in the long run? Should have happened in the AZ series? Should not have happened at all?

by Norcalnappy on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SSWT

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Said She What's That?

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he in the dugout?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got here

How does everyone feel about the no Posey start. Think it’s okay in the long run? Should have happened in the AZ series? Should not have happened at all?

by Norcalnappy on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Epic triple post

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/brain explodes

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKES PLZ

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by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy’s Internal Monologue: We can’t have another guy go out there and be wild and out of the strike zone. Better put in Casilla.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s sharp tonight

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by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least with Sanchez out we don’t have to worry about control issues anymore!

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by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE THROWER SANTIAGO CASILLA

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by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THe pen better damn well be hot

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WELL

FUCK

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone else not throwing strikes, HOW REFRESHING!

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s going to walk the leadoff guy then get the next 3

by kingofthacove on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here.

How does everyone feel about the no Posey start. Think it’s okay in the long run? Should have happened in the AZ series? Should not have happened at all?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Precautionary.

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there was too much rage for there to be a consensus

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay w/ it because he’s catching another shutout.

by cybermaldonado on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine that

taking a 3-1 pitch what a concept

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

A 3-1 pitch is a hitters count..

by Josh L on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon throw some queso!

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him capitol of chile

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by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason, I hate Tejada. Why?

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he is a terrible player

who for some reason has been average since he got to the Padres

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re onto something.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes you giggle?

What’s that laughter, walking hand in hand?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go away pest.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I am enjoying the 98-99 heat though.

Keep it at the knees and you are golden

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha Tejada

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by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TEJADA

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Cannon

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by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL URIBE IS PWNING TEJADA

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT 100 MPH

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Easily.

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by Gloff on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitch, or the throw to first?

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitch

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am more impressed with the movement than the velo alone tonight.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Potentially

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by Gloff on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gouda

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Tejada

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’s Baltimore Chop?

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing Tejada broke his leg out of the box

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

AMAZING

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by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hundo

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by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HAAAAA SUCK IT TEJADA

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by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a ridiculous play.

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by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

attempted baltimor chop

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure everyone knows what that is

John McGraw FTW

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by Gloff on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only reason I know what this is is because of walkoff baltimore chop.

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by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think pablo makes that play

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

no chance

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could.

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by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might

Panda has a pretty good arm as well. It is his range that is his problem.

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dead ball?! c’mon

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the second time the Padres have done that in four nights… that’s weird.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT+A Nice play Uribe

by aaroncallagher on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Margaret Thatcher's illegitimate son warming up in the bullpen

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: No wonder the Giants are cursed. Chris Berman likes this team.

http://bit.ly/bMdp4i

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know who that is...

And I don’t care to find out.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t know who Chris Berman is?

Robin Williams and Rob Schneider are fans, too. Ugh.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I accept Robin Williams

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know her mom was one of Willie Mays’s teachers, but I hadn’t heard she was a fan.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find that hard to believe.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that pitch was filthy.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2, what is this shit?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

99 with movement, nasty

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

(He was first, copycat.)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOYAH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD, HIS VELOCITY IS DOWN

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting married will do that to a guy.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

I’m starting to really like Santiago Casilla.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That fastball was fucking NASTY.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

99 mph!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Neigbors are bumping some Train.

“So tell me did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to a milkyway?”

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! That’s hilarious.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

INORITE

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's a live CD.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

that’s gotta be some sort of noise pollution violation

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit! Meet Virginia came on and they skipped past it. Going for the deep cuts!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your play-by-play is cracking me up.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That’s some serious Train love.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back at my college paper, our managing editor changed our photographer’s Firefox home page to the “Drops of Jupiter” video on YouTube. That was a joke that kept right on giving.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahahaha.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO SOON

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

finish him!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL that kid

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada makes me nervous...

because I am a superstitious, baseball-god fearing man who believes in karma. But then again, this could be karma for all of the Padres bloopy, dinky shenanigans at the beginning of the year so…

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Nick Hundley

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

1179 comments in this thread, jponry...

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING BLOOP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh it was pretty well-struck to be fair

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey are you the guy that rights on Croix?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been a while...

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a line drive. Low, not hard, but no bloop.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hit, a palpable hit!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross would have caught that

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do men have nipples?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they're there before the sex is determined.

Always good to be prepared.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re bored, you’re not paying attention. Frustrating, stomach-roiling, sure.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m paying a ton of attention. Padres games are just so blahhhhhhhhhhhhh

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the Padres are obnoxious pests.

That’s why they have their names on the backs of their home jerseys. NOBODY KNOWS WHO THE HELL THEY ARE.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are the Spurs of the MLB

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you implying that they are talented?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super boring to watch

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright get this guy

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

I was about to ask where Hoky was to talk about how many pitches Casilla is throwing here and how he will be unavailable to pitch again until spring training.

Then I remembered, and laughed.

Thanks, jponry.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t ban him!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Well whoever did, thanks.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Howie

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually no LOL in this situation

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW THE SHOVEL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JAIRO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He gets a lot of flak for a 3.5 FIP with 10 k/9. I know the control issues can be there, but he is a good bullpen arm.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

100 MPH!

NUTS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Many Jairoballs were thrown in that inning

by geef on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I still like Santiago Casilla.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

His name is just too cool.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Casilla

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice comeback that inning, Jairo.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla may come back out if the Giants don’t score.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla again

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs

are overrated.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: i sold all my books form the last 3 semesters

….and that is just enough to buy books for 1 semester. something is wrong here

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

RACKET

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to college.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

College is bullshit

I know, I’m doing it too.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Textbooks are a racket.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I never bought books while in college

Just took a shit load of notes and looked everything else up online.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SPIT ON THOSE UNDER 21

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WalrusMan?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too easy

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla again for the 7th please.

Now, LETS SCORE A RUN!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That thought occurred to me.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who gets game winning hit for the Giants?

1. Sanchez
2. Posey
3. Huff
4. Uribe
5. ????

by bombs on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Kirk Rueter

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

????

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power

by fracon on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerald MF Posey

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEH BAT

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burris

when you least expect him.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY STILL LIFE

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

wanna press dat stapla

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oil?

On wood?

That’s what she asked for?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Giants

I don’t know if you know this, but, you are going to have to score a run to win this game.

Please accomplish that and take care of business.

Thanks,

Sgt. Dilbert McDingleberry

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t realize this thread was so full, new thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/10/1682001/open-goddamn-these-threads-fill-up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Richard

Booo that man

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

rally bear

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Patient bear is patient.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantankerous Bear is cantankerous

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch…funny bone?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t you hit him!

Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKER!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

URGE TO KILL...RISING

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU CLAYTON

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You don’t hit our Huff, Clayton!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

AVENGE HIM PAT!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Thy will be done.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen couldn't catch a ball if it was hit right to him.

Photobucket

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t get over how dumb those dimensions are.

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.

by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they were quoting Guillen.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the ‘jury box’?

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dingerz anybody?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Usually I am not in favor of retaliation / hitting people etc…
 but … in this case. Kill Eckstein!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ELF BOWLING

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Richard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT IT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wow didnt even let him finish with the hitter

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I was 100% certain Burrell was going to crush the next pitch… DAMN

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

heck

Sanchez walked several and Boch kept him in lol

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat, go yard extra basehit.

Not feeling many dingerz tonight.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a good pitch Pat, and use that Bat.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU UMP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK OFF UMP

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

he didnt swing

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

KICK HIM IN THE FACE HUFF

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

huff just spiked eckstein

by ldv on Sep 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon Guillen make me like you

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch Guillen come up clutchski.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Good test

This guy had a .86 WHIP, before K’ing Burrell. Get to him and we can really deflate them.

by NearestNorwich on Sep 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at Eckstein dropping a knee right on second base… Huff shoulda took him out harder.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!

FUCK YES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada

/fail

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

finally a nice call…

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

he woulda’ had guillen by ten feet

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

whos worse?

tejada or guillen?
TEJADA LAWLLLL

by ldv on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MORE GUILLEN EITHER!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Gregerson throws sliders, Uribe crushes hanging sliders…

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!

Ball in the air please, preferably deepish. Dinger would be great, double would be cool, single would be nice, and a sac fly would be aight.

What’s on the menu?

by Gregjitsu on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Huff

Don’t ever fucking do that again

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

3 run jack would be great

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

dinger plz

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 10, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta earn your scrap, Eckstein.

fucker.

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by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE

Killed that midget.

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Eckstein's pants

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate = WIN

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Elf Bowling!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LMFAO

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey time

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh for the love of God

Put in Posey!

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by AngeloB on Sep 10, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No, save him for the 9th

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

PINCH HIT POSEY FOR ELI

JESUS CHRIST

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL US

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY WOULD HE KEEP ELI IN THERE

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is fucking nuts

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Sep 10, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

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