Beat SD Thread 2
Wow, no new pictures in a couple days, what gives, AP?
1356 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
SCORE RUNS, GIANTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kruk sounded upset then
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HEY GUYZ WHAT UP
I have a new computer which can actually handle mlb.tv without freezing up, going all choppy, or choking my computer. Huzzah!
This doesn’t help the whole having no time problem, though. :(
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
LOL time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I just finished a week in which I had 44 papers to read, 44 one-on-one student conferences to hold, and two books to read for my grad classes. So that was fun!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
I graded some vocab tests today. My CT refused to let me take any journals home for the weekend :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The way my class is structured, I don’t actually do any grading until the end of the semester. Evaluating, yes. Grading, no. Unless students request it.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
IS IT A MAC THO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
15-inch Mac Book Pro, baby.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
FUCK AND YES
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I love deadlines
I love the sound they make as they go whizzing past me
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome back.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wait the inning ended?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
ALL CAPS THREAD, DUDES!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh Edgar… that was just silly.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
That’s not fair to the Panda, he at least takes one sometimes.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good
Whiteside is up.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Wow, why is every other team shitting the bed against our direct competitors right now?
Also, that swing sucked, Edgar.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Anyone know of a non ST feed for the game
Kos feed is blank right now :(
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
seriously. When koz goes down my life is over. I have never gotten streamtorrents to work for me once.
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I know right?
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Its always baseball too. You can find streams of any other sport hella easy. 49ers games in hd even. but not baseball games
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like for this game to end in a win for the Giants
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Showoff
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Cheer Padres fans, cheer.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Y

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Adrian, hot-dogging it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Adrian Gonzalez looking to get on the cover of MLB Street
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
It was pretty cool.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
LOL Foul Ball Dance
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
LOL WHITEY
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
I GOT A GREAT FEELING ABOUT THIS GAME
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DID YOU SEE HOW THE GIANTS CRUISED THROUGH THAT INNING?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I did not like that inning, either. Well, I did like how Whiteside worked an 0-2 into a 7 pitch at bat. The other guys, not so impressive. And wow..5-9 is just cheese.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I blinked, and suddenly we were out of the inning.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Ugh, the bottom third of our order looks putrid tonight. Eli has flashes of competence, and Edgar had been taking some better swings of late, but that was just pug fugly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sanchez is gonna fail another bunt tonight.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, if Whiteside and Renteria continue to swing like that, the odds are low that he will come to the plate with runners on and less than two outs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
we will win by one. im 100% so far (3 games)
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
RENTERIA,WHITESIDE,SANCHEZ
THAT IS A HOLE OF SUCK OF WHICH NOBODY COULD SURVIVE.
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
Where’s holdemupgoldenstateofoppresion?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
ATTN: TheLetter2
I love you.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Back off
He’s mine ;)
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
She’s.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WUT?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I AIN'T A CARPETBAGGER
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I GOT LOBS BUT I'M NOT A LOBSTER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
;)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Mike Fontenot with his head in a traffic cone made me lol.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Richard
is in cruise control while Sanchez is flailing
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
Gameday
Says that its a strike.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Ump is squeezing Sanchez because he has NO CONTROL.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I want dinner, but I don't want to leave this game
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I've only been here for 1 inning
Although when the 1st thing I saw was Guillen’s AB, maybe I should’ve taken that as a sign
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
this early into a game?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Too many fucking walks
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Ineffecitvely wild
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
THAT WAS A STRIKE
FUCK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Time for Durty Houdini to appear.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A double play would be nice
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
saving him for extra innings
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I was always surprised nobody ever tried Shawon Dunston as a pitcher, hard as he threw.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
I've heard people say
that his arm was an 85 on the 20-80 scale
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Yeah but did he sleep with them first?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
He obviously has no command. Pull him before it gets really bad. We don’t have the offense tonight to make a comeback
HEY ECKSTEIN
I FUCKING HATE YOU
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Grabs stomach . . .
feels an eck coming on.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Eckstein has 1 home run this year
:(
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
Wait an inning or two
If we lead, you stay, if we trail you leave, if tied wait some more.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do the umps always fucking hate us?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Fuck you he was out.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
OF COURSE HE WAS FUCKING SAFE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
HE WAS OUT!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Fuck this umpiring crew
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
OMG HE WAS FUCKING OUT
HE WAS FUCKING OUT BULL SHIT UMP FUCK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
David Fucking Eckstein
Of course he’s fucking safe.
ffffffffffffuck you eckstein
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
sure
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I’m trying to locate the video I mentioned last thread, but so far no luck.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Don't worry too much about it.
I forgot about it m’self. Whenever.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
No, he's at 2B.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Such a funny bit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Check That ...
/he was out
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
wow
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
those strikes calls on us havent exactly been straight either
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I just want to tell the Giants good luck. We're all counting on you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHeP9Sve48
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
by AngeloB on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't call me Shirley.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
That joke's been done to def
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I can't counter that.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I lied, it really hasn't
I’m just pissed.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
How do you miss that call at first? Watch the foot and base and listen for the ball smacking in the glove, if out, look up to see if the ball was indeed actually caught.
STFD LUDWICK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Thanks for finally calling that pitch asshole.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Gameday says it was
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Some dude too busy sniffing paint
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Legend of Zelda
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
SIT THE ECK DOWN!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Mr. Ludwick, please kindly retake your seat.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
I HATE THIS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Padres fans starting to erupt at that ball hit right at the CF
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
They’ve been doing it all game, it’s amusing.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Gasp! He hit the ball!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-oh.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Damage control
Only 59 pitches thru 3. It’s not great but he should be able to pitch 6-7 if he settles down.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
mostly strikes after the leadoff walk
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of Airplane: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyhaTQseKTQ&feature=related
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
what is the problem calling plays at first base...instant replay would be easy there.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Into the Valley of Torres
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Good work, Giants!
Sanchez, this is the part where you get in a groove and mow down the padres. The rest of you gentlemen need to start scoring runs. GO!
24 is clearly the most perfect of numbers.
Fuck man really?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
you mean go climb back up your mountain to your castle?
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a theory as to why Whiteside was calling so many FBs the first time through the order, even though Sanchez couldn’t locate. He likes to establish the fastball to the hitters hard the first time through, and then start mixing in the breaking stuff in subsequent PAs.
During the no hitter, 96% of Sanchez’s pitches the first time through were fastballs. Hopefully they’ll start getting the change working.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
its hard to establish when you dont have control over it.
by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
To the hitters, I mean. See the fastball, see the fastball, see the fastball, see the fastball, CHANGEUP.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Trivia
87 Caveman
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER
NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t jinx. It’s OUR pitcher that has that.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
then this is a MASSIVE FAIL on my part
my bad guys
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
GALLO THE MAGNIFICENT
forgives sadison and sends him forth to spread savory goodness.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING ELF
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU DAVID FUCKING ECKSTEIN
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Oh, fuck you Eckstein
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I hate Eckstein
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING FUCKSTEIN
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
of course
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCKING MIDGET
DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you Eckstein....
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Fuck. David. Fucking. Eckstein.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
I hate goddamn David Eckstein.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HA KUIP
“catch that one Eckstein.”
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Hey
we prefer little people
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I prefer little shithead.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
There's more hateworthy people than him.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Hate/body volume, not really.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Really? You can't think of someone else?
Like any Dodger?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
No current Dodger has caused as much pain as that little fucker.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
IAWTC
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You're crazy in the coconut.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
OK, what has any Dodger done?
Broxton is like the reason the Giants are in contention. Ethier is good but hasn’t broken our hearts. I hate Bills, but just because he owns the Giants.
Eckstein won a WS against the Giants and has been the best shitty player in the history of baseball. No reasonable person should hate any Dodger more than Eckstein. He’s just a little fucker.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Dude.
Dusty Baker.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Dude, 5 run fucking league. Fuck the bullpen.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Dude.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Dude. I’m not going to argue about who we should hate more because this is a stupid debate.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
That's why all I said was dude.
It’s better to love than to hate anyway.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I’m not even going to acknowledge the fact Eckstein and I are exactly the same height.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I heard a "little person" say that
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
he’s a few inches taller than me. _
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Does "little people" work for
dwarfs as well?
Dwarfs is a pejorative
Midgets is the proper term _
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn right, Kuip
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Atta boy Mole
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Not short enough.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Kuip:
“Catch that one, Eckstein”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Catch that one you fucking midget
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
This
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
zzz
Kuip: catch that one Eckstein
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I agree with Mr. Krukow
Catch that one motherfucker
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
RICHARD CLAYTON
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Kuip:
Thank you.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
hey, in random off-topic news for people to complain about
My wife and I were watching an episode of The Wire tonight – in it, a small role was played by a guy who she was friends with in college.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
I would like to file a complaint with you.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
/1,000 post sub-thread about the wire
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
“Moral Midgetry,” mid-third season. Indian guy who ran a convenience store and helped out Kima and McNulty in tracking “burner” cell phones.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
/requests thread where he can go to talk baseball
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I know a place...
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
You haven't been around lately
Unfortunately, OT comments are now grounds for an instant ban
Sorry!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WCW WUZ RITE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The human piranha.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HEY GAYS WHAT HAVE I MISSED?
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Eckstein not catching a ball
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
A lovely stroll.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
My spam
Home Runs and Western Suns, chapter the second.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh nice! I'll have to read it tomorrow.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Dammit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ugh
It seems that every time Huff just misses XBH he ends up doing nothing on the at-bat.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
One pitch, Pat? Really?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
To rephrase
GET THIS FUCKER OUT OF THE GAME
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Poo
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Sigh.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
At least Burrell didn’t hit into a double play.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Well there were already 2 outs
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Hey, small victories.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It would have been one if Huff’s ball had landed fair.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nah
If Huff’s ball landed fair he would have had a double
Oh, duh. That’s a fair point, actually (no pun intended). I was thinking 1st and 3rd for some reason.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
POOP
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Archetypical
That is a nice word.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Chasm?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Typearchical isn’t so nice.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
My invented words aren’t nearly as nice-looking. No chasm.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
No really, it’s a pretty sweet word.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I mixed up typical and archetypal in my brain. It should be a word
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
It really should.
They even mean similar things.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Damn
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Amazing how different this lineup is without Buster
This is a grind game. Try to win 2-1. Beat Pads at their own game. Not easy.
This game needs more Posey

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBAYYYYYY
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Juan!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
REEBAY!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
He had a nice play last night. Not as good as Uribe's but pretty nice.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
He's good on stuff hit within a foot of him
Uribe had to take a few steps for that one
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I'm leaning more and more towards resigning Jazzy to play short next year
I just wish he’d start taking walks again.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
*Super Utility Guy
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
that'd be ideal
but there is a dearth of other shortstop options. Rollins is probably gonna walk but he’s declining and will probably be overpaid.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they do, and I think they’ll exercise it. They’re going to pay a 109 year old Howard $25 million, why not Rollins $11 or whatever it is?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that Howard contract s ridiculous
and the Phillies in house options at SS are Wilson Valdez and Brian Bocock
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
BOCOCK!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
I didn’t realize how bad Valdez was at the plate. Yeah they’ll probably keep him – but it’s a moot point since I don’t think the Giants should go after him anyway.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That too.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
They do, but I dunno if they’d bother with his injuries.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Derek Jeter?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Declining and there's no way the Yankees let him walk
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
he might be the 3rd baseman. who knows which pablo will show up next year.
No one here gets out alive.
The chubby one?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe 3rd, Pablo 1st, Star Free Agent SS
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a star free agent SS out there?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Ramon Vasquez, Julio Lugo, and Cesar Izturis!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Can we combine all three into one serviceable player?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We have Cesar Izturis's half brother in our system!
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I don’t think so, but I could be wrong.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
You’re thinking Renteria. (And don’t even get me started on the fear that they’ll pick it up.)
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Good god, that’s a nightmare I have.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Sit
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
LOL!
STFD
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Maybe . . .
. . . but it’s not about being nice, cloudy one.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow that was the Padres first hit?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
That they can't hit off this Sanchez is a sign of how much they suck now
And we can’t capitalize on it!
Well, Sanchez is always hard to hit. Easy to walk off, but hard to hit.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
The guy who jinxed this.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
:-(
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
OUTBURST!!!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
IRRATIONAL RESPONSE!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That runner will not score.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
too many
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, we did that to them last night and had 4 runs on the board. So, I’ll take it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hard to do. Good thing there’s only been 1 hit.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
This worries me.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sanchy will get out of this.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
See :D
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
I am terrified of the 8-9 hitters up and RISP. Terrified.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'm staying positive tonight!
*this may change at any time
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
I think they score this inning
…just because we’re not expecting it
LOL
i LOVE the loud cheers the giants are getting
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Yeah, when the ump blew that call at first, you could really hear the boos from Giants fans.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the ugliest 4 inning shutouts I’ve seen. I need a drink.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Ahem
Wilshire Barrington III, if you please.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ve faced him 4 times this year. 1, 2, 1, and 2 ER, in order.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ITS THE FUSION PRO-GLIDE CHALLENGE
/esplodes laptop speakers
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
also
BRETT FARVE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Lebron?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
YANKEES
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
EAST COAST BIAS
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
West Coast Winds
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
600 FOR AROD
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
JETER BREAKS HITS RECORD!
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Whose hits record?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Babe Ruth's
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I think it was Gehrig’s, actually.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
It was. I was making a poor joke about the Yankees celebrating every person he passes. Your article post was better.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The Onion had a great article back when that nonsense happened
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
I remember that. That article’s awesome.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha ha yeah that was good.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Do you guys think Panda has been affected by his split?
I would imagine that has something to do with his weird/kinda awful year
i thought you were talking about his buttcrack
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Cause we need Gullien's bat...duh
The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!
by Badly Browned on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
22 for 74 as a Giant.
But hey, a walk…
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not like we have a guy who has similar stats to Guillen
who also crushes lefties and is better defensively.
…Wait
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Guillen,
hit one of those home run thingies you are supposed to be good at.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He has one already.
I am worried that he will not hit anymore.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He has...
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ll take BBs.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
RED LIGHT
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
FUCK THE GUY
WHO KEEPS YELLING “SWING!”
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Setting up the double play
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Is Gameday not loading for anyone else?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Shawon!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLRIBE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Juan
Take a pitch next time.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
He took 1. What more do you expect?
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
A lil at a time.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Guys don't worry!
Renteria and Whiteside are due up!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
I’m worried about when Guillen needs to make that run in from RF
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Speier.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
FIRE
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Edgar. How I've missed you so.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Guillen, Renteria, Whiteside up . . .
isn’t that a yuppie breakfast?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
2-0
ok – look for a fastball midle in. If its not – spit on it.
I’ll take a walk, get that big bat up.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
TWSS
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar, get on base
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
IS THIS FOREVER
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL at the pickoff throw
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Welllll crap
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Dammit, I thought that was gonna get out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Me too.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fucking tease.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Fuck.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
augh
PEEEETCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Gave it a good ride
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Veteran warning track power down the stretch!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
good at bat
you can’t rag on a guy for a 385 foot out.
All in good fun.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
yeah
Renteria’s contract was awful, but I’m glad to see him back in the lineup.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
pfft
WATCH ME
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know, and you’re right. I thought it had a chance.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING PETCO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FUCK
FUCK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
This game is hurting my soul
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
FUCK CLAYTON RICHARD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK HIS PUNCHABLE FACE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
PUNCH HIS FUCKABLE FACE
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
lolwut
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
When in Rome.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
You know you want to.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
FUCK YOUR TEARABLE SKIN
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
FUCK RICHARD CLAYTON
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
clown park
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Cool, swing at the first pitch when you suck at hitting.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
We really need to upgrade at back up C
The Giants have had a lot of 4A back up C’s-Alberto Castillo, Holm, Guillermo Rodriguez, Whiteside…
I wouldn’t mind getting a good back up to Posey
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
you know who would've made a good backup catcher and bat off the bench
that bengie molina guy. whatever happened to him?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
what happened to him
is a .209 / .255 / .295 line since he got traded. 7 XBH in nearly 150 PA.
So, I’ll have to give this one an “LOL NO.”
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
lol
he did get worse
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
JAYSON STARK SAYS WE WILL REGRET THAT TRADE!!!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
I regret that it the Giants even had Molina to trade.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Which writer did Stark own yesterday?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
jesus
every time i think we were too hard on bengie and he was a Good Giant, something like this comes up.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What, you have a problem with downgrading one of your positions by 100 batting points and buckets of SLG when your start needs a day off?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It might just be crazy enough to work!
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
His PC is not high.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, it’s time to out-Padres the Padres by Sanchez ripping a double to lead off the inning.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria absolutely CRUSHED that… and it barely made it to the warning track.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Its why guys like Garland
put up numbers WAY better than ever before.
but seriously guys ...
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS CLAYTON?
Clay sounds like a baseball name
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
My mother’s name was Clayton.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
What kind of last name is Richard?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
A first name.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mayor had a rule where if you have two first names you’re a douche. This guy only has one, but it’s in the wrong spot.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Goddammit, I have two first names.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
What first name starts with “Gar”? Garth?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gareth
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Nope, not Garth.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Yup
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
omg are you guys related
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Only in my dreams.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
My last name is Chenoweth. Guess which question I get asked a lot.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
did you ever bang your sister, Kristen Chenoweth?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
In many cases.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Or this guy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BWS was a hilarious bit
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Thank goodness Bochy remembered to give Posey a day off against Arizona so he could start all 4 against the Padres.
oh.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 10, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
I feel like this has been covered
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Also, the Yankees suck.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
It’s been covered, but now it’s been proven through 5 innings of loloffense
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I think those two foul balls to the head yesterday
has something to do with it
He said he felt fine.
Posey at 50% > Whiteside 150%
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Matheny was number 22.
Eli Whiteside is number 22.
Buster Posey is number 28.
28 is 6 more than 22.
Your argument is invalid.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU JUST GOT TOLD BY SCIENCE!
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
zomg

More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't really want to mess around with head injuries
and the Giants trainers unfortunately have some experience with this
Any other Giants hitter gets that ball that Rent hit and its out.
Rent’s power is no more.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nah
That’s a Petco fly. Last night was extremely unusual.
Even with Petco
that was a meat ball Rent got.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For five years now, both Padre players and opponents have routinely crushed balls to either of these alleys, only to be standing on second base, pissed-off and dumb-founded as to why on earth they didn’t just hit a home run. It makes for boring fucking baseball.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Why do the Giants and 49ers have to play at the same time on Sunday?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I miss the Padres who lost ten in a row
I blame the Dodgers.
Strikes [Giants Pitcher]
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Hey guys look a four pitch walk
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Yeah, cause walks are AWESOME
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCKING SANCHEZ
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL GIANTS FANS' WEDDING RECEPTION
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's a lucky man.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Hey wedding reception. Watch out for Burrell HR balls!
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Hey wedding reception. Watch out for Burrell nailing bridesmaids!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t give up on Sanchez yet. He can get through two more innings methinks.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Eckstein is choked up like halfway on the bat
Wow.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Now Batting

Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
by GiantBrass on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
lol
"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
Ted Williams: .406 1941
Gary Brown: .438 2010
by operation carrot on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You're scappy enough...
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
A rec for you, Sir.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
omg rec'd
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
![]()
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Denorfia
another buy not good enough for Billy fucking Beane
SUCK IT, ECKHOLE
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Gritty motherfuckin' bunt!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Laugh all you want
Eckstein is a damn good little baseball player
No, he's not.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Only against the Giants
He’s a one-win-above-replacement player. Not awful. Not good.
Okay, then a base hit up the middle by Ludwick, walk by Gonzalez and another hit up the middle by Tejada.
It could happen.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
oh damn it
bunt, steal/pass ball, sac fly
here it comes
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
why would you bunt with a guy that so tough to hit?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Why bunt with a guy when the pitcher will just 4 pitch walk you anyways?
The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!
by Badly Browned on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What did Eckstein just do?
I thought the rule of baseball was you had to swing for the fences every time
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Petco has no fences. The field just extends expansively for ever and ever.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
hey, speaking of two first names!
It’s Chris Ray.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Also both names can be for a boy or girl.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW. FUCKING. STRIKES.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Honestly, I think the bunt was a bad play. 5 unintentional walks in 4+.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Well then we appear to be at an impasse. I suggest we duel!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
nice pitch
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Don't walk this guy!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
No.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Especially in front of that guy!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
FUCK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sanchez might be good for a #4, but when he’s off he’s fucking aggravating to watch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The funny thing is he’s still shutting them out.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
I know; like I said, he’s great for a #4 by the obvious numbers (K/9, ERA, W-L), but those walks were driving me crazy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This is painful
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
I am worried about him finishing this inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not with that attitude…
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
KNBR feed stop working for anyone else?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
yep
the SD one is working but fuck that.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Loading the bases for Adrian Gonzalez is always a good idea
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
KEEP BUNTING PLEASE
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I would prefer Gonzalez be up under different circumstances.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
TWO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
To be fair, Eli has done a terrible job
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Dude, Jonathan has as many Strikes as Balls.
But only 1 hit given up and just one run.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Exactly why he’s been terrible. When you’re struggling as much as Sanchez is, you need to help him out.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
DOUBLE PLAY!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK AND YEAH!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah
Giants baseball
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
FUCK YES!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Man,
Gonzalez does not match up well against Sanchez.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Woohoo!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
TWO!!!
WOOOOOOO
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Take your small ball and shove it.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
That was an excellent play by Huff
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Holy shit. This is amazing/terrible. If the Giants win, the Padres will feel like shit.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
If the curly toed shoe fits...
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sometimes
It’s better to be lucky than good.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
wah?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Annnnnnnd exhale
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
And it’s only fair to mention that Aubrey Huff both started and ended that DP.
/alpha and omega of DP
pinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitter
pinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitter
pinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitter
pinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitterpinchhitter
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
that's funny
i could swear you said “pinch hitter,” so why did they send up Rowand?
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Pinch hacker.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That made me happy.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Just arrived
Haven’t been through the threads. I suppose someone has asked Jonathan to throw strikes?
it's not working
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Sanchez must be a very uncomfortable AB for a hitter
He throws really hard and doesn’t have much control over where it is going. It is not that unusual to see him miss by several feet.
LOL Rowand
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
ROWAND?
REALLY? YOU SEND UP ROWAND?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Rowand.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
What is this shit?
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Good thing he’s got stuff.
Yeesh.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
However the runs allowed and hits allowed is not.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Except for the hits and earned-runs category
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
balls/strikes=runs
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Sanchez: 1-hit Shutout through 5 innings - 88 pitches
Quit your bitching.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
I hate Rowand's batting stance.
It angers me.
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 10, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Last season I thought Rowand was such a DILF. This year…not so much.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
My friend absentmindedly called a kid in a commercial a KILF a while back.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
You’re friends with WalrusMan?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Probably not, since she’s a girl. But I think they would like each other; they have a lot in common.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Douche? Is that what the D is for?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I’m going to let you slide on that one. Just for today.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I'm serious, that's all that I could think of.
What is it?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Dude?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I feel silly now.
That’s probably it.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
“Dad.” It refers to men of a certain age, and not necessarily actual fathers.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I spoke too soon.
Okay then.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Huh, I assumed Dude. This is cooler.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I should have thought of that, as it’s actually pretty obvious.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there other ILFs?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
I’m sure there are. You could coin one for whatever floats your boat.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Mmm XILF!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Xylaphone?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s the equivalent to ‘cougar’?
silver fox?
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
My friend (the same one that said KILF) has what she calls a “DILF” wall, filled with pictures of hot older men.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Aaron Rowand: good at pooping, not good at baseball.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Aw give him some credit
He manages the Giants fantasy football league lol
The San Fransisco 49ers, where we got Dix, VD and Crabs!
by Badly Browned on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’m okay with pinch hitting for him. He was due to give up a run. Rowand though, does not excite me.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
It's amazing how good Tejada's arm is after all these years.
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
magic of drugs
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
When the Hell did Tejada start playing good Defense?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
He didn’t, just has a good arm.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno...
Seems like a slightly different player since he’s been with the Pads.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Rowand grounded out to the middle?
HOW SURPRISING!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He lasted longer than I expected.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
TWSS
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Good AB Scotty
Unlucky that you hit it within a foot of Tejada
Aaron Rowand has got to be the slowest centerfielder I've ever seen
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
FUCK. THIS. UMP.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well phooey
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
The thing about Rowand is that he really should be a defensive replacement, not a pinch hitter.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I think that means he shouldn’t be on the team.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a very solid fielder.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I know, but if he isn’t good enough to pinch hit for the pitcher, then he shouldn’t be on the team. There are better fielders who can’t hit out there.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop hitting it right at their fielders, please.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well, that was quick
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
you gave that one to eckstein mrgmgrgrgflmg
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
82 pitches for Richard.
Ugh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
unbelievable
it is against the rules for the giant hitters to take a motherfucking strike.
THIS IS GOING GREAT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Posey --> Pinch Hit Homerun
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m liking your strategy.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
You know he will be one of the last ones used as a PH
cause that would mean Bochy burns his back up catcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this is such a fucking padres game
sanchez throwing crap, BABIP all over the play, FAH KING EX TEIN, 2-pitch outs, jesus fucking christ i hate these guys.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Not necessarily
their good guys are TIRED. There call ups are a little unproven.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shoutout to Johnny Disaster
He showed up for a pint, nice guy.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Casilla?! Why?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Baby Lopes is tired?
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather have someone who ISN’T going to walk batters on 4 pitches.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh, come on he’s only done that like 6 times…
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
he's been nails lately
not Romo/Lopez good, but way better than he was when he was interchangeable with Mota & Bautista. He’s good for a couple innings.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy thinks Sanchez set a precedent for walking guys, so he’s keeping it up.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Question
when is the last game the Giants scored more than 3 runs without hitting HR’s???
What is this ‘small ball’ you speak of?
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
College football OT
Living in Tuscaloosa is hard enough this time of year, but this weekend, Penn State is in town. The streets are closed, stores are clogged, parking all but impossible within a two-mile radius of the university. So now I’m drowning in a sea of football assholes from two states. And half of them are Northerners.
I really do not enjoy football season.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
High five!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Aw man I didn’t know you were in Tuscaloosa. If the SJSU band had gone with the football team last week, we could have hung out.
Funny and true story: we played a pep band gig at THE SJSU band booster’s retirement home. This old lady has more money than God, and she loves the band. She’s the reason the band exists. She just up and gives us money for instruments, trips, etc. So Monday we’re all chillin with her after the gig at the BBQ and she asks why we didn’t go to Alabama. The athletic department wouldn’t foot the bill. She goes, “Oh I would have paid for it.” And she would have—she dropped $35000 for us to go to USC last year.
Maybe someday I’ll be old and rich enough to whip out my checkbook and cut a check for $35 grand just as casually.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 10, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Casilla?
Not Ray? Is there something going on with Ray that we don’t know about? Injured? Not sucking enough?
Chris Ray is good simply by virtue of the fact that he is not Bengie Molina.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Holy shit, Michael Main has been terrible since the trade.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Yeah he's been rocked in AA
He’s still the 4th best starting pitching prospect in our system though
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
Well maybe 5th best depending on how high you are on Seth Rosin
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
I feel the same
I think the Giants SP prospects look like this
Wheeler
Bucardo
[gap]
Surkamp
[gap]
Main
Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson
it's a shame about ray
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Aw just like Sister Ray said
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Sanchez might lose another one-hitter.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
No he can’t get a loss…
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well no he's not the pitcher of record anymore
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Has Chris Ray pitched since last friday?
He looked great in that game…
by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 10, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Just got here
How does everyone feel about the no Posey start. Think it’s okay in the long run? Should have happened in the AZ series? Should not have happened at all?
agreed
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It was the best decision possible.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Just got here
How does everyone feel about the no Posey start. Think it’s okay in the long run? Should have happened in the AZ series? Should not have happened at all?
It was stupid and Bochy should be fired for it.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
SSWT
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Said She What's That?
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Nice.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he in the dugout?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got here
How does everyone feel about the no Posey start. Think it’s okay in the long run? Should have happened in the AZ series? Should not have happened at all?
Epic triple post
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
DFTS
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES PLZ
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Bochy’s Internal Monologue: We can’t have another guy go out there and be wild and out of the strike zone. Better put in Casilla.
he’s sharp tonight
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
THe pen better damn well be hot
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
WELL
FUCK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Someone else not throwing strikes, HOW REFRESHING!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just got here.
How does everyone feel about the no Posey start. Think it’s okay in the long run? Should have happened in the AZ series? Should not have happened at all?
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
I’m okay w/ it because he’s catching another shutout.
by cybermaldonado on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
imagine that
taking a 3-1 pitch what a concept
C'mon throw some queso!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
For some reason, I hate Tejada. Why?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Because he is a terrible player
who for some reason has been average since he got to the Padres
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You’re onto something.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Makes you giggle?
What’s that laughter, walking hand in hand?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Go away pest.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
I am enjoying the 98-99 heat though.
Keep it at the knees and you are golden
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Haha Tejada
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HOLY SHIT 100 MPH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Easily.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
The pitch
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Both Potentially
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Gouda
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Tejada
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Good thing Tejada broke his leg out of the box
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
AMAZING
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
HAAAAA SUCK IT TEJADA
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
That was a ridiculous play.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
attempted baltimor chop
Sucking up to Grant for a mod position since 2009
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I'm not sure everyone knows what that is
John McGraw FTW
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
The only reason I know what this is is because of walkoff baltimore chop.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
i dont think pablo makes that play
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
no chance
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he could.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
He might
Panda has a pretty good arm as well. It is his range that is his problem.
Margaret Thatcher's illegitimate son warming up in the bullpen
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
OT: No wonder the Giants are cursed. Chris Berman likes this team.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I don't know who that is...
And I don’t care to find out.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You don’t know who Chris Berman is?
Robin Williams and Rob Schneider are fans, too. Ugh.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
I accept Robin Williams
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that pitch was filthy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
1-2, what is this shit?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
99 with movement, nasty
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
(He was first, copycat.)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Getting married will do that to a guy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFD
I’m starting to really like Santiago Casilla.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
99 mph!
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
Neigbors are bumping some Train.
“So tell me did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to a milkyway?”
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Ha! That’s hilarious.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's a live CD.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Oh shit! Meet Virginia came on and they skipped past it. Going for the deep cuts!
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Wow. That’s some serious Train love.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Back at my college paper, our managing editor changed our photographer’s Firefox home page to the “Drops of Jupiter” video on YouTube. That was a joke that kept right on giving.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Ahahaha.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thank you Padres for playing to your true level of suck
Devil gets his due, bet that elf is getting tweaky
LOL that kid
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Tejada makes me nervous...
because I am a superstitious, baseball-god fearing man who believes in karma. But then again, this could be karma for all of the Padres bloopy, dinky shenanigans at the beginning of the year so…
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Fuck Nick Hundley
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
1179 comments in this thread, jponry...
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
FUCKING BLOOP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Eh it was pretty well-struck to be fair
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Hey are you the guy that rights on Croix?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Been a while...
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
A hit, a palpable hit!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Why do men have nipples?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Because they're there before the sex is determined.
Always good to be prepared.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Because the Padres are obnoxious pests.
That’s why they have their names on the backs of their home jerseys. NOBODY KNOWS WHO THE HELL THEY ARE.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Are you implying that they are talented?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha
I was about to ask where Hoky was to talk about how many pitches Casilla is throwing here and how he will be unavailable to pitch again until spring training.
Then I remembered, and laughed.
Thanks, jponry.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I didn’t ban him!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh
Well whoever did, thanks.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THROW THE SHOVEL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
JAIRO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Good point.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
100 MPH!
NUTS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Me too.
His name is just too cool.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
Nice comeback that inning, Jairo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Good job so who goes in the 7th?
Romo or Affeldt???
Casilla again
He’s a hoss.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Casilla may come back out if the Giants don’t score.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Runs
are overrated.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
OT: i sold all my books form the last 3 semesters
….and that is just enough to buy books for 1 semester. something is wrong here
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Welcome to college.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
College is bullshit
I know, I’m doing it too.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Power
That's why I never bought books while in college
Just took a shit load of notes and looked everything else up online.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
YOU SPIT ON THOSE UNDER 21
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WalrusMan?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Whichever one of you is thinking we should score some runs
I agree with you
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
That thought occurred to me.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Who gets game winning hit for the Giants?
1. Sanchez
2. Posey
3. Huff
4. Uribe
5. ????
Kirk Rueter
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Cain
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
TEH BAT
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Burris
when you least expect him.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY STILL LIFE

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wanna press dat stapla
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Oil?
On wood?
That’s what she asked for?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Giants
I don’t know if you know this, but, you are going to have to score a run to win this game.
Please accomplish that and take care of business.
Thanks,
Sgt. Dilbert McDingleberry
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Didn’t realize this thread was so full, new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/10/1682001/open-goddamn-these-threads-fill-up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YOU RYAN DAVIDS
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 10, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Cantankerous Bear is cantankerous
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
MOTHERFUCKER!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
URGE TO KILL...RISING
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
HEY FUCK YOU CLAYTON
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You don’t hit our Huff, Clayton!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
AVENGE HIM PAT!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Guillen couldn't catch a ball if it was hit right to him.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
I can’t get over how dumb those dimensions are.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
Where’s the ‘jury box’?
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually I am not in favor of retaliation / hitting people etc…
but … in this case. Kill Eckstein!!!!
ELF BOWLING
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
EAT IT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I was 100% certain Burrell was going to crush the next pitch… DAMN
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
so was Bud Black.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
heck
Sanchez walked several and Boch kept him in lol
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
OH FUCK YOU UMP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Good test
This guy had a .86 WHIP, before K’ing Burrell. Get to him and we can really deflate them.
LOL at Eckstein dropping a knee right on second base… Huff shoulda took him out harder.
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
YES!!!!!!!
FUCK YES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
NO MORE GUILLEN EITHER!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
URIBE!
Ball in the air please, preferably deepish. Dinger would be great, double would be cool, single would be nice, and a sac fly would be aight.
What’s on the menu?
3 run jack would be great
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
dinger plz
More comfortable with chicken
by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 10, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YES!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Gotta earn your scrap, Eckstein.
fucker.
Look at my website. Look at it. || Screw Johnsonville Sausages and Safeway. I have my reasons.
LOL NATE
Killed that midget.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL Eckstein's pants
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Nate = WIN
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Elf Bowling!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 10, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
LMFAO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Oh for the love of God
Put in Posey!
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence
No, save him for the 9th
Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.
by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
PINCH HIT POSEY FOR ELI
JESUS CHRIST
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
man
missed this new GDT
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/9/10/1682001/open-goddamn-these-threads-fill-up
No one here gets out alive.
LOL US
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 10, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is fucking nuts
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by 






























