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The Giants' run of first-round success

The Pirates are terrible.

But it’s a special kind of terrible this year. They’ve scored the fewest runs in the National League while allowing the most runs in both leagues. That takes work. What’s depressing about the 43,438th-consecutive losing season for the Pirates is that they’ve generally picked pretty high in the draft. They’re the best example of the unpredictability of the draft. Sometimes you eat the Bryan Bullington, sometimes the Bryan Bullington eats you.

So let’s take a moment to reflect on how ridiculous this string of first-round picks was:

2006: Tim Lincecum
2007: Madison Bumgarner
2008: Buster Posey

The Giants are one game back in the division because the Orioles thought Billy Rowell had the highest ceiling of anyone left in the draft, because the Rockies wanted a reliver who could move quickly, and because the Rays thought that Tim Beckham was a better long-term investment. You can use any permutation you want. The Mariners and Brandon Morrow, the Pirates and Daniel Moskos, the Royals and Eric Hosmer -- if any of those teams like their guy just a little bit less, the Giants would probably be further back from the Padres right now. Obviously Bumgarner isn’t quite Posey or Lincecum yet, but he’s contributed quite nicely to the team so far.

It took a lot of luck, but it also took a lot of good decision making. I have no idea who has the most influence on draft day, but someone had to say something like, "The gaggle of power-hitting first basemen are nice, but this Posey kid could be an All-Star catcher for a decade." A popular legend is that Dick Tidrow begged Brian Sabean not to watch Tim Lincecum in person, lest he tip the Giants’ hand. With all sorts of offensive holes and Beau Mills -- surely, he’ll move right through the system! -- still on the board, someone had the confidence to take a high-school pitcher. Maybe it was the same person every time. Maybe they were three different people who had the final say. Maybe Brian Sabean gets the ultimate veto over every first pick, and he pushed for the Lincecum/Bumgarner/Posey troika.

If you really want to have your mind blown, note that if Armando Benitez doesn’t balk in a run with two outs, maybe the Marlins draft Posey and the Giants draft Kyle Skipworth.

Armando Benitez: the reason Buster Posey is on the Giants right now.

That’s a little too far down the rabbit hole for a Friday afternoon, sorry. Let’s reel it in. The overall point is that the Giants hit on three consecutive first-round picks, and they’re enjoying the benefits this season. Lincecum, Bumgarner, and Posey could all quit to form a zydeco band next season, so it’s not like the Giants should be applauded for picking three future Hall-of-Famers just yet. But for this season -- which could be remembered exclusively for magic or for torture -- it’s a pretty good thing that the Giants picked as well as they did.

This isn’t a revelation. This isn’t an especially poignant post. It’s just something worth remembering every now and then. Also, the first person who mentions that the Giants should have picked Jason Heyward over Bumgarner will be slapped with a pickled herring.

Though that would have been pretty cool.

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I don’t know if I can get through the rest of the day with this idea that you’ve presented. It is an awful thought, despite its beautiful outcome.

I am glad that Bumgarner didn’t just stink up the joint after getting the call. He “looks like he belongs.” Which is more than Benitez could say as a Giant.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I was at Shea

for the Benitez meltdown. Jose threw him off completely.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Sep 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can play rub-board!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Still would’ve preferred Grant Green

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boooooo!

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matzek

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boooooooo!

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, if Zito hadn’t sucked for his first couple of years with the Giants, maybe the Giants wouldn’t have been able to draft Posey and Bumgarner.

by Natto on Sep 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I love twisting negatives and making them be positives if we strain our eyes till they bleed like Le Chiffre

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks good to him

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Sep 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not wanting to completely OT a Grant thread... but....

I can’t believe they followed up Casino Royale (one of the best Bond movies in decades) with Quantum of Solace. I almost walked out of the theater.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did their job.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Daniel Craig was out of position!

btw, I totally agree

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Sep 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on

at least its better than anything George Lazenby did or pretty much everything Roger Moore did…Moonraker anyone?

by Matty Font on Sep 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Moonraker ruled my childhood and I will brook no criticism of it.

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARCHER REFERENCES

the quickest way into my heart, and my pants

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh

Whore island is an Anchorman reference, AFAIK.

Hey delorean.

DELOREAN.

… danger zone

by GiantPain on Sep 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit

i feel like they must have used it on Archer as well. Either that or I’m just old and senile.

lol @ danger zone!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did also use it on Archer.

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLAGIARISTS

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

my apologies…but we can still agree that Roger Moore was a fat bloated Bond and currently ranks fourth on the depth chart behind Sean Connery, Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan…i might even put him behind Timothy Daltry.

by Matty Font on Sep 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you don’t

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"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 10, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

(also it’s Dalton)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger Moore was the Bond I got attached to as a kid. As I’ve grown older I’ve come to like Connery much more, but I still think The Spy Who Loved Me and maybe even For Your Eyes Only weren’t bad.

I loved the remade Casino Royale, but I do think Quantum of Solace was a little off as well.

by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Roger Moore era put me off Bond completely.

Only recently have I been able to watch any Bond movie without cringing in anticipation of Moore smirking his way through one ludicrous situation after another.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, his style is definitely off-putting. I suppose he reflected the studio’s attempt to find someone very different from Connery.

by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't only Moore

although he was a big part of it. It was also the gimmicky, over-the-top style of that period that I couldn’t stand.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matty

I couldn’t agree more. Granted, Moore made a terrific The Saint; but he just didn’t have the right vibe for Bond (imho). And he didn’t age well. I still have no problems with Timothy Dalton. And I actually preferred Brosnan to Craig, but that’s pretty much apples and oranges there.

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Sep 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casino Royale was the best Bond film I had seen in a very long time.

Quantum, I fell asleep in the theater. And to think, it was a continuation of Casino, so it shouldnt have sucked so bad. I wonder if they wrote both films at once, or wrote Quantum after Casino was released to rave reviews

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quantum was written in a rush to beat the writers’ guild strike. They shot what they had.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casino Royale was like “Rounders” mixed with “Bourne Identity.” Like peanut butter and jelly, it was.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh…that’s good, right?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. But the jelly has sodium benzoate.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You = hilarious.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The peanut butter is also cursed.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s bad.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different directors

I would blame the change in directors.

by Bay Ball on Sep 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad that MGMs financial problems mean that there are no Bond movies in the forseeable future.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also,

If sabean doesnt assemble such a shitty team we might not have Lincecum, Posey, or Madbum…WELL DONE BRIAN!

by ir1shgiant on Sep 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You'd rather suck spectacularly for a few years

then meddle in mediocrity and pick 18-22 for 5 straight years.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WCW WuZ RITE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Obligatory

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot believe this was not the first comment.

Where is my freaking herring?

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I’m still not over that game, regardless of the implications.

by Cheeeese! on Sep 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe how much of 2005-2008 I’ve managed to erase completely. Even some of 2009. In fact, the one game I want to forget from 2009 I can’t.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

You’re a Giants fan alright.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edwards Guzman!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 10, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. That was a big miss.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 1:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Perfectly expressed, except you forgot Dustan Mohr.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll never forget EVERYONE at the Hotel Utah bar yelling that at Dustan that night. Good times. Then bad times.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, Hotel Utah. Good stuff.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure every person in the greater Bay Area has a friends whose band has played there.

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 10, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, some played at the Hemlock.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Bottom of the Hill

by GameSix on Sep 14, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Sep 10, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a great American.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well said. My version would’ve included some swear words.

by Dan from NM on Sep 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let it go Cheese..

there are too many of “those” games, it’ll kill you.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not too many

Balk in the winning run. Damnit, i hate Armando Benitez.

by Cheeeese! on Sep 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slash not winning run. But my point stands.

by Cheeeese! on Sep 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was at that debacle. He balked twice, the second one bringing in the tying run. He then gave up a walkoff to Carlos Delgado, who if he tears his hip one more time will receive a three year 18 million dollar deal from Sabean to play first base.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Matt Cain loses 1 hit game 2010
Giants lose to D-Backs after 18 innings 1-0, May 19 2001
Giants come back from 9-1 deficit to take the lead and then lose by one. 2010
Game 7, 1962

That’s just four off the top of my head.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the win.

Jonathan Sanchez pitches a no-hitter with his father in attendance. It is the first time his father has seen him pitch professionally in person – 2010.

by Cheeeese! on Sep 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was 2009.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it is kinda dumb

 But I teared up after that game.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dumber move by me:

My sister invited me to the game, and I turned it down because Sanchez started.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost missed the no-hitter!

I decided to take the train out from Davis about 10 minutes before the train departed. Barely made it, had to pay $15 extra to buy my ticket on the train instead of from the terminal. Wondered why the hell I was making so much effort for a Sanchez game.

Needless to say, it ended up being worth it.

by kudo on Sep 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've told this story here before

But I was on the phone with my dad for the last two innings of that game. Moment I will not soon forget.

by Cheeeese! on Sep 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You made my point for me..

there are many more “good” Giants memories for me. Don’t let the bad ones eat you up.

/nom

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain loses 1 hit game 2010

I might be thinking of something else, but wasn’t that Sanchez?

by RoyaleWithCheese on Sep 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Cain’s lost a few of those in his career though.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad..

It could have been 2009.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twas

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 11, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still proud that I was at home fuming when I thought, wait, didn’t Charlie Brown balk in a run? And I dug through my vast Peanuts collection for an hour to find the right strips. I was always proud of that. So thanks, Armando. Thanks for my smug self-satisfaction, and thanks for Buster Posey.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey gaiz

how come we didn’t heyward instead of madbum???

by shallow23 on Sep 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun fact

The reason Heyward fell to 13th was because no pitcher in Georgia wanted to pitch to him so he was almost always walked and scouts couldn’t get a good read on his hitting ability

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that the Braves and his father had been colluding for years to try to get him to the Braves. I think I recall hearing from someone that when a non-braves scout was at his games, we would get a call and was told to strike out on purpose.

by capn on Sep 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

That seems odd

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think “preposterous” is the word you’re looking for

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/removes monocle
PREPOSTEROUS!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, I never!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You told us that already

That’s why you can still donate blood.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that over the line? I’m sorry.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all right. Just caught me off guard. If I admit it publicly, I can’t justify getting upset at someone who repeats the fact.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could be making this up, but I think i remember a conversation I had with a very drunk and very rich executive type who is plugged into these kinds of things in Atlanta this summer. he was telling tales of this and boasting of how they had pulled this off… either that or I read it on a blog

by capn on Sep 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
he was telling tales of this and boasting of how they had pulled this off… either that or I read it on a blog

/wide gap of credibility

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by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk, sounds about the same to me

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Sep 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk guy in a bar has more credibility than a blog…

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a dunk guy on a blog?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on the kind of dunk

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what this place needs: a dunk tank!

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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kind that drinks bourbon and writes front page posts.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to hack Grant’s computer and start writing front-page posts.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 11, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha! I read my typo and your response as ‘drunk’

Also, I’ve heard that it is not advisable to fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nor on a nasty drunk, actually.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If one is drunk enough they may actually be fooled by the fake funk.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but if they are nasty enough they may become so enraged at being fooled by fake funk that they’ll beat you senseless with a pool cue.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the key is really being able to gauge how drunk and how nasty the nasty drunk really is.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very important life skill.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do I have to do with anything?

by Dan from NM on Sep 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lunch?

Just kidding!
It is pretty remarkable that all three of these guys are in the majors let alone contributing the way they are.

Nice post!

by capn on Sep 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

True This. 3 Future HOFs, perhaps. Drafted in 3 straight seasons. Excellence. Thank god we sucked for a while!!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's awesome how much we did draft on this team

Also, Cain, Wilson, Sanchez.

It's better to be lucky than good.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 11, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone on twitter said she was a CS major. The first thing that came to my mind was #Poseyed.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

#AINTHAVINGITMAJOR

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh-ho-ho!

I now know who you are on twitter! Success is mine!

And, as I replied on twitter, I only wish I could major in Ain’t Havin It.

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by mymclife on Sep 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you didn't know it was me?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA BENITEZ!! THX!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Neil Walker and Pedro Alvarez. There’s some light at the end of the tunnel.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Sep 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually there’s a deal in place to send both to the Yankees as soon as they’re arbitration eligible. I believe the Yankees are sending them Armando Rios and Ryan Vogelsong.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

By which you mean Andrew McCutcheon, right? His ceiling is considerably higher than Walker’s, seeing as how Walker really doesn’t have a position.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Ralph Barbieri doesn’t use his nails-on-a-chalkboard voice to needle Brian Sabean about Benitez, post-balk, leading to the most awkward end to a radio interview I’d ever heard (I missed when Terry Gross interviewed Gene Simmons), then maybe Benitez sticks around for a few more seasons, and we never get Brian Wilson.

The Razor: Responsible for 43 saves this year, and counting.

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by Kitspool on Sep 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The Gene Simmons one was awkward

But the Bill O’Reilly one was perhaps even moreso.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a classic

Kitspool, I’m sure you can find that on the Intertubes somewhere.

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- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

“nails-on-a-chalkboard” gives me quivers, just reading it. I hate that sound now I’ve got goosebumps thinking about it

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY TIMMY! YAY MADBUM!

Also, Posey.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FOUR MORE YEARS!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward just injured himself again while you typed that.

by CrispinGloversBalls on Sep 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bumgarner just struck you out looking.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and lined a gapper.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That can be said by so many teams in so many different situations

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone should have drafted Pujols.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t Pujols like a 20th round pick or something?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

12th round, I think

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos really that good or is it the “SD effect” this year?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s good. He was considered a risk for behavioral reasons.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tendency to bite people in the neck and suck their blood, right?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

paste-eating

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws_ball_through_flem’s_moonroof

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was the story behind that?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

During warmups at PacT&T he was teasing fans in the left field bleachers who wanted him to toss them a ball.

Ultimately, he tossed it over the bleachers without realizing the players’ parking lot is back there.

It lands on the sunroof of Flem’s new Honda. I believe he presented the Pads with the bill and Latos paid it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a dick.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a douche of a dick

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Sep 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s just dumb to do because their are people walking all around the park before game-time. He coulda hit some random person, what a douche

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

there have been several occurrences over the years, where players got upset and hucked a ball in the stands and hit people. there was one really famous one in Cleveland and I can’t recall who it was…a pitcher, I think, who got in big trouble for it after he hit a lady with the ball after giving up a big homer.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just tore my labrum trying to parse that second sentence

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recall one of the Nasty Boys doing something like this.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right. It was Dibble.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dibble often explodes in what he excuses as “the heat of the moment”—the moments being those when his talent is questioned, his teammates are threatened or his temper is in some other way engaged. Compile the residue of those occasions and you have what Dibble almost affectionately calls “my little dossier,” a litany of suspensions (18 days), fines (Dibble says $5,000) and flare-ups over a 2½-year major league career that has seen him heave a bat halfway up the screen behind home plate after giving up a run-scoring single, twice blaze a pitch behind a batter who made the mistake of coming up after a pitcher had gotten a hit off Dibble, dump a bucket of ice water on a sportswriter in the Reds clubhouse and, most recently, on April 28, disgustedly hurl a ball from the mound into the Riverfront Stadium bleachers some 400 feet away after earning a less-than-perfect save (two runs allowed in two innings) in a 4-3 win over the Chicago Cubs.

That misguided missile hit a 27-year-old first-grade teacher, Meg Porter of Batavia, Ohio, on the elbow, causing her to miss two days of work. Dibble later apologized and picked up Porter’s medical tab. “I have to mature,” he admitted, as if waking from a dream to find it real. “I have to come to grips with handling the pressure.” National League president Bill White, recognizing that Dibble is frighteningly armed and frequently dangerous, suspended him for four days. That suspension is under appeal.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC, he was a big kid, good stuff, but considered a bit of a wild-child and a risky investment. Bochy’s brother took him under his wing and got the PAdres to draft him… he has apparently matured.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently not. read above

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, matured, but didn’t lose the douchenozzle.
Here’s an article.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

when he becomes a real adult, he’ll get that missing ‘T’

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lattos?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take two.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a dick.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I see. Carry on

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WARRIORS

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 straight years of players in the majors.

That is a good run. Shows that someone in the FO is doing their job correctly. Going to my first Timmy game on sunday and first with my son.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

/Throws self down stairs

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

For mah boy!

/THROWS SELF UP STAIRS

My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Bipolar Stuffed Sheep of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.

by multiphasic on Sep 10, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally on board

With the notion that we have Posey because of this guy:

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

He did his job.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have that t-shirt.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 10, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should sign more crappy relievers!

This will assure us more awesome draft picks!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Where’s that post that had a photo of Lincecum in a hoodie and Zito thinking he was going to get a flying bicycle. That’s the post I use when I try to explain the humor of this site to people who aren’t particularly baseball fans.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d also like to point out that the Pirates have three first picks — Neil Walker, Andrew McCutchen, and Pedro Alvarez — who look like they’ll form a pretty good offensive core, but that didn’t fit into the post. Sorry, Pirates fans. We’re pulling for you.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 10, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder if they’ll stick together

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will

That’s the core of their team. Except maybe Walker, as he is sort of position-less.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Pirates, i mean, they have to keep that core together, look at the reds, well… they werent bad for that long, but they stuck to their offensive core and look what happened

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like what the Pirates have been doing

They are taking the long road, but they sort of had to as that organization was practically devoid of talent top to bottom. They’ve been acquiring pieces for the future for years now (from superstar level talent to reasonable injury filler), and they are on the cusp of being competitive finally. And, when they get there, they should be able to maintain as they are developing an impressive amount of talent through the draft.

The only thing that could derail them is if ownership gets impatient with the rebuilding process, and I have no clue on that either way.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d really like to see them do well again. It’s been a long time coming for Pirates fans, if there are any left.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And PNC is one of the new stadia I’d like to visit. We hope to do Pitt > Cinci next season—two cities I’ve never visited.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

PNC i’ve heard is one of the best ball parks in the major leagues, and Pitt is a pretty OK city, Pitt > Cincy when it comes to cities in general

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would be a fun place to visit.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most cities in Ohio are pretty bleh if you ask me, barring Columbus.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The big three “C” cities all struck me as very different. Columbus is your typical bland newer midwestern American city — nothing distinctive, rises out of nowhere, sort of like Indianapolis. Cleveland is your dying Rust Belt city, with shells of huge abandoned factories greeting you as you approach, though presumably they’ve been razed by now. Cincinnati was the prettiest to me, on a river, lots of hills, more prosperous than Cleveland since its anchoring industries (Colgate-Palmolive?) weren’t so much in autos or steel.

Haven’t been in Ohio in almost 20 years, though.

by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I think of Columbus, I think of it as the place for the USMNT to play Mexico—especially in February.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Columbus is the major cultural center these days, from what I can tell.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. The Rock and Roll Hall Fame didn’t do it for Cleveland, eh?

by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on down to Cleveland today! Come look at both our buildings!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 11, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

PNC

Beautiful park, nice fans. Great American, not quite as good but still pretty nice. Jacobs Field in Cleveland is still the best in Ohio. I took my sons on a midwest baseball swing three years ago — I’m pretty sure this is still good info.

by NearestNorwich on Sep 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

PNC

is amazing. and Pittsburgh is a highly underrated American city.

by PocketfullofPoseys on Sep 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll find some way to ruin it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 10, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

totally agree, that they’re finally doing the right things to put them in position to take the NL central or make it to the NL wild card, or at least be competitive, that’s the best thing as a Pirates fan you could root for, is at least being competitive over the course of the season.

So yea, i hope that the management doesnt get impatient and just say, let’s rebuild this again and start over with new players

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is that the team doesn’t keep anyone good

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't

And there was no reason to keep guys on the team who weren’t going to be around when they were good enough to compete. Instead, smartly, they cashed those guys in. They won’t be trading off the guys who are actually part of their future.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll see...

I have heard that talk from the Pirates many many times…it’s hard for me to take them seriously when they have the lowest payroll in baseball…20 million below the Marlins

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except they really didn't rebuild

And their farm sucked for the longest time too. Not that it’s elite now, but it’s gotten much better.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think that they should be building around McCutcheon, since he’s such an exciting player to watch.

Step 1: Stock up and develop cheap, young talent.
Step 2: Make the team at least fun to watch so you can get butts in seats.
Step 3: As you get competitive, scale up the payroll.

They’re never going to be a big market team, but I could see them with a $50-$60 million payroll ten years down the road, scaled for inflation, if they can promote the brand properly.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Nady, like Bay, like that dude in Atlanta… now they have Mccutchen, Jones, Alvarez, and walker

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The new core of talent is considerably better than Bay, Nady, and McLouth.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

but they have Bowker.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pirates had a heck of a draft this year, too, plus they shelled out money to sign that teenage Mexican pitcher.

by Dan from NM on Sep 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What good is that offensive corp when they will have no pitching to go with it?

And by the time Allie, Tallison etc are ready guys like McCutchen and Alvarez will be getting expensive and probably be getting traded away for prospects.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that explains the Matt Morris trade from the Pirates’ perspective.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT SD!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAD BET!

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BS DATE!

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAB ED!

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 10, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD SET

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASTED

My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Bipolar Stuffed Sheep of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.

by multiphasic on Sep 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just call me a “bastard” using a Boston accent?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT SD

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABE STD

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of anagrams

/waits for Stuttering John.

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Valid Scrabble words made by adding a letter to BEAT SD

BADDEST
BALDEST
BEDFAST
BESTEAD
BLASTED
BOASTED
DABSTER
DEBATES
STABBED
STABLED

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's see....

Baddest, baldest dabster debates boasted bedfast; bestead the stabled bedfast. Stabbed!

Workable sentence? Eh, almost.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Debs TA = person who grades papers for your Socialism in America class?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Mainly because Eugene V. Debs was and the SPA were central to my Masters’ thesis

by Angry Dwarf on Sep 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've just formulated a new theory:

No matter what subject you bring up on McCovey Chronicles, someone here will claim to have written their Master’s Thesis on it.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny

I originally saw it as deb’s TA as in “TA TA”

dirty old man

by capn on Sep 10, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

or T&A

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benitez was

a puffy, balloon-handed monster with a 2nd-grader’s glove and baby teeth.

I hate few people with more venom.

If you can't sign a hitter to play in China Basin, trade a pitcher for a hitter and then sign another pitcher... why is that such a difficult concept to grasp?

by MrUnderhill on Sep 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s probably the most hated current/former Giant player I’ve ever seen.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh easily

just terrible

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe. But Benitez was more hated while he was still on the Giants. I don’t recall the AJ hate being that bad until after he left. I guess by “current/former” I meant while they were Giants but now aren’t.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t agree with that. There is nothing that Benitez has ever done that I’ve liked.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean actually relented to the fans’ wishes and released Benitez b/c he was so bad and a total ass.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didn’t release him. We got Randy Messenger!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay for Randy!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 11, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amazin' Avemue

is stealing your pokemons.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 10, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Nerdz from sea to shining sea.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta admit, Rapagan is pretty good.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Sheehan with some excerpted Cain love:

http://joesheehanbaseball.blogspot.com/

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Down the rabbit hole

We lost our 22nd overall pick in 2005 for signing Benitez:

22 Aaron Thompson Florida Marlins[Compensation 2] LHP Second Baptist School
23 Jacoby Ellsbury Boston Red Sox[Compensation 3] CF Oregon State University
24 Brian Bogusevic Houston Astros LHP Tulane University
25 Matt Garza Minnesota Twins RHP Fresno State University
26 Craig Hansen Boston Red Sox[Compensation 4] RHP St. John’s University
27 Joey Devine Atlanta Braves RHP North Carolina State University
28 Colby Rasmus St. Louis Cardinals[Compensation 5] CF Russell County High School (AL)
29 Jacob Marceaux Florida Marlins[Compensation 6] RHP McNeese State University
30 Tyler Greene St. Louis Cardinals SS Georgia Institute of Technology

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WE COULD HAVE HAD BRIAN BOGUSEVIC!!!!!!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 10, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

And I imagine the only reason it isn’t triple recced right now is that we have to click on a link to see this brilliance.

by kudo on Sep 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It is now, and you get a rec for sending me, and hopefully many others, there to see it.

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by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was one of the videos spared from the ban hammer of MLB Media

haha

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They actually let you use it

They just put a label down at the bottom : From SM Ent

Asians are smart in knowing free publicity is good

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny you mention that, they just unblocked a number of social networking sites at my work (or on the VPN in my case). Otherwise I wouln’t have viewed it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Managed Services contract here..

I have the admin password and could unblock it, but don’t want to start a pissing contest for a youtube link.

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by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow. That was amazing.

This should be an intense shade of green. Car sick green? Envy green?

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man that was one hell of a draft. 4 of the top 7 are all stars

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't sugarcoat it Grant
so it’s not like the Giants should be applauded for picking three future Hall-of-Famers just yet.

Where’s the line from Mr. Wolf when we need it?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 10, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

in last night’s postgame thread

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

still waiting for grape to show up

so i can confront him

he must be yella

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that as “so I can contort him”

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 10, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that too

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it as comfort.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 10, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just wondering what type of grape is yellow?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

one that’s been stomped flat and is rotting

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresno grapes apparently. Among others.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the thought of the 2009 1st rounder, Wheeler. Is the thought that he will begin in San Jose next year, or split with Augusta and SJ?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 10, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum, Bumgarner, and Posey could all quit to form a zydeco band next season

Until then, laissez les bons temps rouler!!

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by leftymalo on Sep 10, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner crow eating line forms here

I’ll start: Damn was I wrong. I thought he was in no way ready and it was crazy to bring him up. And his fastball velocity seems to be creeping up as well. Good call people in charge.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This whole FB velocity thing has been a mystery. Where the fuck did it go?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FaceBook has basically hit a critical mass of users. No way could they sustain their meteoric rate of growth.

Oh, wait.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Land of broken pitcher dreams

It’s more of an immense scrapyard than a land.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did get married.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what an asshole!

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to learn that it is a year-long job.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being married?

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by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. The banana stand.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why go to their banana stand when we can make your banana stand?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s always money in the banana stand. ::wink::wink::

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No touching!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have at least one foot in this line

i was against the call-up as well. my decision was mostly based on service time, because NO WAY did I think he would be able to contribute like he has, nor did i think he would perform with this much composure and maturity. also, the increased velocity was a huge (and very welcome) surprise.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pretty much sums it up for me.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 10, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think they might be increasing his year-to-year work load too rapidly for a guy his age… but he is also outperforming my expectations quite handily.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he had the potential to be good, but I didn’t expect him to be as good as he has been this soon.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 10, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

Also, I’ll reiterate that Burrell has performed much much better than I had expected.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 10, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh YEAH

I so nailed that. Even if my argument was, “Um, AL East and DH, I guess.”

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have some too.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn now I found polaroids from 1999 while moving cubes

God I used to be skinny :(

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

noodz?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez-esque

I was 5’10", 140 lbs

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pretty amazed at first until I read cubes correctly.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Sep 10, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What in the fuck?

That looks incredibly uncomfortable. And I’d love to see her in the back row and how much room there is in front of her. Then I’d love to find out she’s 5’2" and imagine how in the hell my 6’5" body is going to have to contort to fly. Maybe I’ll get lucky and anyone tall enough will automatically be upgraded to first class for free, or something.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see her in the back row

TWHS

how in the hell my 6’5" body is going to have to contort to fly

Plenty of space to go up.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that open room, sure

But not on an actual airplane with the compartments right above your head. I’m more worried about my knees anyways, to be honest.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the seats are inspired by saddles
They’d sit at an angle with no more than 23 inches between their perch and the seat in front of them — a design that could appeal to low-cost airlines that have floated the idea of offering passengers standing-room tickets on short flights.
“For flights anywhere from one to possibly even up to three hours … this would be comfortable seating,” he says. “The seat … is like a saddle. Cowboys ride eight hours on their horses during the day and still feel comfortable in the saddle.”

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried (and failed) to make this joke already, but

to a parent, this thing looks an awful lot like a high chair (hence the bib)…

by capn on Sep 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm yeah, cuz they are riding their horsies every day. If one of us city slickers went out and rode a horse we’d sore as hell the next day. Marathon runners can run 26 miles in less than 4 hours, from now on EVERYBODY jogs to work…

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks spacious.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 10, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

two questions

1) does it come with a bib
2) does the middle half-football shaped thing vibrate?

by capn on Sep 10, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

I wouldn’t want to sit in a high chair for a couple of hours, thanks.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks unbelievably terrible. The seats are pretty bad, too.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 11, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT - How to perform Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks easy enough.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm so fucking confused

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this is the point where we start veering off course.

by Natto on Sep 10, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So... i've heard the pirates are one of the most profitable teams in the league

since they spend the least on their players

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we have illustrated, step-by-step instructions.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hadoukens are down right fierce

by 49 Giant Shark Warriors on Sep 10, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ic wat u did thar

by kudo on Sep 10, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bravo. rec'd

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

STANDING ROLL

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I don't understand...

is why, if you’re the Giants and you are rebuilding, you sign Rowand and Zito to what amounts to $30mil a year. You want to suck, so that you get better draft picks. Luckily they both turned out to be busts (if you look at it from one perspective) but say they had great years and the team finished better, we wouldn’t have gotten those picks.

So why sign players that could have kept us in mid-field instead of way down there? If this was already discussed above then disregard- i havent read all the comments

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

They didn't think we were rebuilding

Or, at least, that’s the image they wanted to present.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Zito was seen as a relatively young ace, which is a nice piece when rebuilding.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

word on the street was that Mcgowan insisted on signing Zito. Why? Because he didn’t really understand baseball.

Rowand’s offensive numbers were inflated by playing in CBB, but he’s exactly the kind of player Sabean loves.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

let us hope so.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. 3 years, i could understand. but 5 and 7, just wow.

I also think that we became competitive much, much, much sooner than anybody in the FO had anticiapated.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they were thinking it would be 2012 when we would be good enough to contend

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

2012 ?

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll contend before the earth ends!!!

sidenote- that movie was awesome. the whole tectonic plates shifting therotic process was good biz.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he wanted Zito

because he wanted a post BLB face of the franchise

Buster Posey>
"Screw it, Redbull time"-Brian Wilson

by Gobroks on Sep 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m sure that was part of it. too bad Zito’s face sucked for the first coupla years of his contract

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

AT&T/Mays Field was privately funded, so the ownership group is paying the mortgage. THey can’t pull a Pirates and just flat-out suck, b/c then no one would show up and the ownership group wouldn’t be able to service their debt. They had to be a decent team on the field, or at least appear to.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes good sense to me. AT&T is such a beautiful ballpark that it was worth having to play a decent team and get lower draft picks, if it means the giants can pay the mortage…

Nicest park in MLB, and I’m not just saying as a Giants fan- I’ve been to half of the total parks in MLB, except Fenway… always wanted to go there

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT&T/Mays Field was privately funded,

SBC Park cost $315 million. After selling the naming rights for $50 million and raising about $90 million through personal seat licenses and corporate sponsorships, the Giants borrowed $175 million for construction. The team pays about $17 million annually to service that debt, and will for another 15 years. MPR Article, May 2004

Only ten more years to go. WooHoo !

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, to think, Rowand’s contract will be over only a couple of years after that!

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/10 years later
/sells team & stadium for 1.5 bil+
/new ownership complains about debt

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what the team is worth. maybe a billion because the stadium is private?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forbes has them at $483MM

but that’s just their opinion

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

man

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

483m, stadium included?

I thought posey would push it over a billion !!

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

stadium included

They have $131 MM for the value of the stadium. Since they still are paying the debt on that, that cuts into the value of ownership.

Forbes break down for Giants 2010

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to this

$483M

/shakes fist at Dr. Stankus

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

have they refinanced over the years? As I recall, the original annual payments were about $20M, though that I could be wrong.

Also, didn’t they have a little spat with the city a couple years ago about the property taxes? the Giants wanted to have the property re-valued in some way that would have lowered their taxes and the city didn’t want to do it? I don’t think I ever heard about a resolution of that.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PR signings to lure season ticket holders into believing there would be veteran leadership on the team.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So here's the thing about my boy:

he has many awesome.

GLAD THAT’S CLEAR.

My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Bipolar Stuffed Sheep of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.

by multiphasic on Sep 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

P.S. Grant

What, no Drudge siren?

My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Bipolar Stuffed Sheep of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.

by multiphasic on Sep 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooh. That could have worked, too. But I’m not quite the regular at Drudge that I am at Fark.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benitez balked his way to Posey

So we can’t hate him anymore?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

subject line next time plz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee hee

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m lost, what you talkin ’bout willis?

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

including a subject line allows others to hide the pic if they so choose.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

will do in future

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 10, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheers!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

…was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

…(cue piano music)

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/station break

“I’m Bryant Gumbel. An interview with Delta Burke. Plus, the personal computer: Friend or foe? Tomorrow morning on Today.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You couldn’t shrink this picture?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did

originally it was a life size photo of AT&T

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh...........

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 10, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did the Giants become competitive much, much quicker than the FO thought they would be? They seemed shocked by 2009- seems like they thought it would be 2012 at least, maybe 2013 before we were contenders.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Winning makes Grant even sharper

Grant you’ve been on your game lately — the same-as-it-ever-was riff, the plague of locusts, the movie references. But this Armando butterfly-effect is unexpected beauty. I hope the Giants keep winning, ‘cause it’s producing great literature!

by reeky on Sep 10, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/draft/y2008/drafttracker.jsp

Number 5, Posey.

“Arm Strength: He shows a decent arm in practice, but it doesn’t play as average in the game.”

Not exactly great scouting there.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

let me guess- because his windup rotation is “unsustainable” for 200+ innings a year?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because he’s not big.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's stupid

He threw something like 95 on the mound. Not hard to project that as well above average.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love this post

Not only for the well-deserved “credit where credit is due” tip of the cap, but also for the zydeco and “Bryan Bullington eats you” jokes.

Dennis Miller is dead to me since he went wingnut. Grant is the new King of Pop References.

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by achiappanza on Sep 10, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

“Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny.”
“Yes. We call that the ‘Dennis Miller ratio.’”

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

snap!

what’s that from?

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds simpsons-y

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is.

Also, from Family Guy:

Dennis Miller: I don’t wanna go on a RANT here but America’s foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it’s like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.

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by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololol classic.

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolute classic.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Sep 11, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to urban dictionary: Simpsons.

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by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny what a couple of months can do

I remember at the beginning of the season, Heyward was hitting like prime Griffey, and Mad Bum was throwing in the high 80s and everyone was like “wcw wuz right!”

The comparison has kind of evened out a bit since then.

Not that I would mind having Heyward on the team…

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by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

i think its easier to get a quality hitter than it is a quality pitcher, so IMO they made the right call there.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course pitchers are much more likely to blow up

So Heyward is the safer bet going forward. And he isn’t low upside either, his upside is perennial MVP.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitchers are def higher risk, but given the giants track record of selecting great pitchers, i think it was a safer bet than Heyward, who has been on the DL twice? this season

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think the balance tilts toward Heyward pretty substantially. It doesn’t really matter that they both had pretty decent years this year. Going forward Heyward has mostly HOF caliber comps. Hitters that young and that good are very rare. Pitchers as young and good as MadBum come along more often, and there are a lot more careers derailed in that group.

Like the chaff which blows away, so are the arms of young pitchers.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 10, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s hope we made the right pick. Having two hitters of Heywards and Poseys caliber, let alone the top two ROTY candidates on the Giants, however, makes me drool thinking about.

WOW. maybe Heyward might have been the better pick.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have been. But, hindsight, etc.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or in my case, not hindsight.

Though granted, mostly I am mad because ‘wcw wuz rite’ was not the first comment.

by wcw on Sep 10, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUMBLE PAK

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, anything can happen. But if you’re playing the percentages, Heyward should be your horse going forward. Not that I’d mind Bumgarner turning into…I dunno, Andy Pettite? What’s a good best-possible-scenario for him?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward on the Giants wouldn’t get playing time. We’ve got Guillen! We don’t need some wet-behind-the-ears young pup!

by speckops on Sep 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes- he’d be playing in the A+ playoffs tonight

by capn on Sep 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention we’d be leading the wildcard by 5 games if Heyward was on our team, and not ATL. then again, wellemeyer would still be pitching as our 5th man.

ill take madbum

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEHAVENOT IS TAKING A STAND

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It amuses me that this is the only thing that I am known for

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by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am afraid though...

Grant’s post is too positive…means Giants get blown out the next three games…

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

giants suck

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that'll work, right?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not negative enough...

Need more Guillen and Bochy bashing…and more reminders of August

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not after this post...

Wife just paid for our post-season strips. $25.00 handling fee—do the G’s want to grow up to be fookin Ticketmaster?!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need my eyes checked

I read that as “Grant gets blown the next three games.”

Needing a parka to watch a night game? Welcome to Giants baseball.

by phillas on Sep 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder he’s in a good mood.

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by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT!!!!

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Llamas like oral sex joke.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP

Torres cf,
F. Sanchez 2b,
Huff 1b,
Burrell LF,
Guillen RF,
Uribe 3B,
Renteria SS,
Whiteside C,
Sanchez P

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re joking right?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight’s Lineup: Torres cf, F. Sanchez 2b, Huff 1b, Burrell LF, Guillen RF, Uribe 3B, Renteria SS, Whiteside C, Sanchez P #SFGiants

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK, ACTUALLY?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m speechless. Posey is the X factor. Now we’re back to the lineup that got spanked over and over and over earlier this year

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s missing Velez, Molina, Schierholtz, Bowker and Flappy McWristStank, so, it’s not the same by a longshot still. It could just be a different permutation of suck.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if you’re going to rest Posey, do it tonight. Sanchy has Whitey, and you need Posey for Madbum and Timmy tomorrow.

That doesn’t make it right though

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

but why not start him at 1B and rest Huff tonight against the LH?

by capn on Sep 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll do this line.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff is hot right now, splits be damned- dont take his bat out. just like andres, huff is a sparkplug.

i think posey may be dinged from last night (when he should have come out in the bottom 6th up 7-1) or if its just a scheduled off-day, bork is stupider than we give him credit for. he should have been rested wed.

the fact that he’s not playing at all, makes me think he’s just dinged from last night, which could have totally been aviodable if bork had half a brain

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or move Huff to RF to remove the slug.

Note to Sabez, I said slug, not slugger.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that’s what I was saying. huff to RF, posey to 1B. i would say the only reason he’s not doing that is b/c Posey is too dinged, but then i remember his love for Guillen

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heres my view, give Posey as many off days as humanely possible and that means not playing him at first base. We all saw what happened to Russell Martin who had off days at third. Catcher is the most demanding position, so we can afford to give the kid a break every now and then

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the argument is

this is not the series to rest one of the best hitters in the lineup.

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

but coupled that with the dings off his dome, I see no reason to get super upset at him not starting

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 10, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey should have got the last game at Ariz off

I think he’s out because he took two blows to the mask in the 9th last night. He KILLS left handed pitching.

 I thought he might sit out the game tomorrow as its a day game after a night game. But the dings I think led Bochy to go the other way.

Lets hope its a one day thing. This is the down side to having one of, if not your best, hitter, behind the plate.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

a more tortured kind of suck. like a “we know we could be playing better players but choose not to” kinda suck

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I forgot that DeRosa is still a Giant.

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by cornball on Sep 11, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO POSEY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i don't get this

scheduled day off, maybe?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is ridiculous. This is why they should have given him a day off on Wednesday in the last game of the Arizona series, or at the very least play him at first. What the fuck this lineup is horrible.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did take a few shots to the head last night. maybe his bell got rung and he needs a day.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Baggs suggested this as well in his lineup posting. I hope Sanchez brings the Durt today, because he is not getting much in the way of support tonight. BUT HEY, PERSONAL CATCHER AT LEAST!

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s been pitching so well to Posey that why would you shake that up?

and Posey should have been taken out in the 7th last night to prevent the foul-tip risk

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, seems like the perfect time. A night game, against a lefty, against a 1st place team, with 3 weeks left in the season, and an off-day on Monday. Makes sense to me.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy isn't that dumb

I suspect this is because of the foul tips he took last night.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta keep Whiteside sharp!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'll be there to pinch run

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt it, Ford is the pinch runner

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's What Burrell Said

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/squints

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by ResDog on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

LOL 7, 8, 9 “hitters”

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, so, if the Giants somehow win tonight, then the Padres really ARE regressing.

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a mental game

Giants can put up a crappy lineup too Padres!

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember the Pads put out a lineup with none of their regulars (sans Gonzalez) on Wed in preparation for this series. Looks like Bork was out-managed again

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s still a pretty solid 1-4, which is more than we’ve been able to say many times in the past.

At least we never again need to worry about seeing Molina’s name in the cleanup spot.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowered expectations!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres cf,
F. Sanchez 2b,
Huff 1b,
Burrell LF,
Guillen Assorted RF,
Uribe 3B,
Renteria SS,
WhitesideWTF? C,
Sanchez P

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

Guillen, Whiteside, and Renteria

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by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, renteria I don’t mind b/c that means no Pablo, which was the general consensus yesterday. Guillen, eh, nothing you can do about that.

But we NEED Poseys bat. He’s the one who put the game out of reach last night with his HR

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd still rather see Pablo than Renteria any day of the week.

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by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Also Ross > Guillen.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing that we can do about Ross ovr Guillen, that’s just the way it is. After Pablos two GIDPs (colda been 4) everyone was pretty much like “yeah, I’d rather see Rent tomorrow” which i would agree with

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. Pablo is going to have to go 0-the rest of the season before I take Rent’s bat over his.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

when he’s hitting into multiple GIDPs, and his defense is suspect, id take Rent for a day.

Pablo won’t learn unless he is sat after fucking up. otherwise, he just keeps doing what he does, and look what happens. we sat freddy when he sucked, and he came out firing on all cylinders.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Difference of opinion.

I’d let him work through it. It’s a great deal of bad luck that goes into this.

If he’s checking on his grandmother, of course it’s a whole different story.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i respect your diff of opinion, however i think that letting him work through it has cost us a great portion of easy outs in the lineup all year- no reason to take the GIDP chances when we are already putting out a weaker lineup without posey.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

though there seems to be a double standard with bork, an old vte has a bad night, play him the next day to redeem himself, but a young guy has a bad night, he sits him.

not going the other way on my “sit panda” argument, but just pointing out the 2x standard

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hate it too.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just unfortunate that Sabean gives him so many bad ones to play with.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval has had plently of chances

He is awful right handed and on the road. Plus he appears to be even more over anxious. The move makes sense tonight.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

A go a step further

and platoon Sandoval. particularly on the road. Renteria has gotten some huge hits over the years. REnt and URibe are a slightly stronger left side then Uribe/Sandoval. And Sandoval has been awful both on the road and from the right side.

Also, at some point, you need to send the kid a message. His at bats were downright awful last night. The second DP came on a pitch that was about 6 inches off the dirt. The ONLY thing he could do with that pitch is hit a ground ball.

He will play against the two right handers. Against lefties on the road. Sit him.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

do not agree.

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Are you going to tell thehavenot, jhiat00, and scout6 that you have an advantage over them because you “actually watch the games”, too?

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

u mean like last night

Broscience investigator.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Sep 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

though what bugs me, is that if Guillen had grounded into a bunch of DPs last night, Bork would be putting him out there as a “confidence booster” saying that “he’s our guy”

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo>Renteria

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by thehavenot on Sep 10, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

home/road?

cause pablo rakes at home for some reason

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

a double split?

Will after this series they have 6 games left on the road so it is probably not a big deal..

by capn on Sep 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Righty/lefty would make more sense, not that I approve of that either.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well you don’t want pablo to lose his swing from the right side because he never faces lefties

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not a long-term thing, but perhaps only for this season. I miss when Renteria was playing and Guillen wasn’t.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What swing from the right side?

He lost that in March. Maybe he’ll find it when he sits and stews a bit.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like Bochy has ties to the Padres or something.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch the giants blow up for like 10 runs

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Maybe.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALM DOWN

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure this lineup will be revised to include Rowand…

by Every6thDay on Sep 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the last time Rowand played the Padres? he missed a catch Torres always makes, then fell on his ass and two runs scored? then he got pcked off the next half inning to kill our rally

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re fucked. Posey should at least be playing first, with Huff in RF.

This is why he should have sat on Wed. FUCK!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, soooooooo I guess we’ll be going to that charity fundraiser thingy tonight after all…

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha...

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by NuschlerFace on Sep 10, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, cause this series is in no way important.

Why put out your best lineup every game?

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhh..what?

Wow. This, in a way, the most important game of the year.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heath Bell just said the Padres lineup is being overlooked because they’re overachieving. I lol’d.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Heath Bell just said the Padres lineup is being overlooked because they’re overachieving[words]. I lol’d.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I meant to say underachieving.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant's post got me interested in 1st round pick in general

Things that caught my eye…

1) Adam Wainwright was draft by the ATL in 2000
2) Mike Fontenot/Grant was drafted by Baltimore in 2001
3) The Angel’s 2006 pick was Hyun Choi Chonger
4) The Rays have done pretty well in picking MLBers

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ok.

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by calpolynate on Sep 10, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bad news: I have to go see the new Drew Barrymore movie.
The good news: It will be over in time for 1st pitch.
The bad news: The LOLinup.
The good news: The Drew Barrymore movie is playing again so I can just see it 2X in a row RATHER THAN WATCH BOCHY TROT OUT THIS POS LINEUP!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

There isn’t an actress I hate more than this one. I would rather watch a lineup of 9 Whitesides hitting than sit through another Drew Berrymore movie.

by CrispinGloversBalls on Sep 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t like it either. But then I was some form of a teenager when it came out and didn’t like much of anything.

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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

as terrible as she is, I can think of plenty of actresses I hate more. I do, however, appreciate your vitriol.

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice rack though.......

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Sep 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce was a real looker in his day.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bad News:

Whiteside will strike out 4 times tonight, stranding 12 total baserunners.

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Sep 10, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude hits grand slams.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to think that the grand slam was given to us by our friends in Houston.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

in all fairness, whitey didn’t do so bad last time. went 2-4 with a ribbie and a run?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit

Whiteside will hit 4 dingerz, including the first walkoff on the road.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Good News:

Whiteside will catch a no-hitter.

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bad News

Padres will win Maury Wills style

Walk, SB, sacrifice bunt, and sac fly.

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You assume they’ll hit a fly. It will be a 30 foot roller down the 1B line where the only choice is to take the out at first.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

last night did not look like padres baseball. they stranded runners on 3rd with less 2 out twice. i think theyre still in the gutter, 0-11 when not playing the dodgers

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchey should have only given up 1 run in his prediction game, but rowand screwed it up, didnt catch the ball, then fell down, leading to a 2 run rally.

sanchey has also been pitching very well lately, so whether that means he’s gonna have a bad start (like sometimes happens after quality outings) or he is gonna dominate (like he’s done lately, its hard to say.

I think he’s gonna dominate. He’s got his head in the game right now

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have that great fear of an Atlee-type game..

PLEASE prove me wrong!

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by ToddCommish on Sep 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill give him a pep talk for ya to get him going

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am looking forward to sitting in the stands for a Giants-Padres game in San DIego tonight for the first time in 15 years.

by mlb22 on Sep 10, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

typo

I am looking forward to sitting in the stands for being completely hammered at a Giants-Padres game in San DIego tonight for the first time in 15 years.

by mlb22 on Sep 10, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do as I do. Just assume that the more you drink they better the Giants’ chances.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 10, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like the giants’ chances a lot, often then

by mlb22 on Sep 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am looking forward to sitting in the stands on my couch being completely hammered for a Giants-Padres game in San DIego tonight for the first time in 15 years 24 hours.

Have fun!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my better sense has prevailed

I really should have just paid the money last night when I was tipsy.

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Bochy

What the fucking fuck is he doing, sitting Posey in a game of this magnitude? I had to double check my calendar to make sure it wasn’t May. You know what? It isn’t, it’s September. Fuck you Bochy, and the whore you rode in on. PS if Posey is injured, never mind. I don’t think he is, though.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 10, 2010 3:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey took some nasty foul balls off his face last night. he could be due for a rest and tomorrow is day game after night game, etc.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have this team down, you need to step on their throats. You don’t need to give them a chance to pick themselves up. This is not an ordinary rest the catcher situation. This is not a Yorvit- Hundley situation where you don’t lose that much. This is sitting your best player to play a guy that’s only in the major leagues because they’re too cheap to have a decent backup. You lose too much when you rest Posey. Do it when you’re back at home playing against the lowly Dodgers.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Sep 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

ezactly

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 10, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. My take is that Bork probably thinks he’s playing w/ house money b/c we won game 1 of the series, which is the opposite of stepping on their throats.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s playing with house money all right- his future with the organization

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only.

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by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see no reason why giving buster a day is a bad thing. he could use it.

by mlb22 on Sep 10, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

me either. the problem is that it is in a very pivitol game. if we win tonight, that’s a guaranteed split, with possibly 3 of 4 or a sweep at hand.

posey should have been rested on wed.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither here nor there, though

if he’s not in the lineup because he got dinged up last night, resting him on Wednesday wouldn’t have helped.

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF BORK HAD LISTENED TO ME,

i told him to sit Buster after the 6th inning.

Asshole needs to keep MCC open in the dugout. He might learn something.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might learn something.

let’s not get crazy

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he didn’t say he’d learn something about baseball specifically. Maybe he’d just learn a new swear or something.

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by Merope on Sep 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with this. bork completely over-managed last night, but didnt make the right calls. remove posey after 7-1 lead in the bottom of the 6th. have the BP pitch the ninth, tell cain that 8IP, 1R is fine, at 115 pitches.

he screwed up on all counts

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

we dont know why he’s not in the lineup. that is just speculation. also, bork should have removed posey after the 7th when the game was clearly in hand, to assure he wouldn’t get dinged up when the relievers come in (like usual)

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

we don’t know why. i doubt it was a scheduled day off. but if it is simply that, then I’ll join you with torches and pitchforks, cuz that’s just stupid (even for Bochy). this is why i suspect Posey might be injured.

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

injured? or just sitting off the dings?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

either/or

if he’s sitting because his bell is rung, he’s injured

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you say injured, i immediately think of the forearm strain and bad thoughts come into my head.

i look forward to hearing that Bork is just plain fucking dumb- b/c the alternative is not a good thought

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

same, same

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both could be true.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

considering the masses of Giants reporters at th game, I think we’d have heard a tweet if buster was actually injured, as opposed to just dinged.

personally, when we have a 5+ run lead after 6, take out buster. keep eli sharp. this will also keep buster fresh and avoid days like today, and him having to catch relievers who seem to bang him up.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eventually

and if Bochy is as good a hitter as he appears to be (which is not just a great hitter for a catcher but a great hitter period) the Giants are going to have to give some thought to moving him. Even though he appears to be on his way to being a terrific defensive catcher.

Tonight is the why. Catchers miss games that others dont. And I firmly believe Posey is out cause he’s dinged.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freudian slip

Bochy was never a good hitter!! I meant Posey of course.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could get on board with this.

by thebighead on Sep 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen

Eli Whiteside is gonna beast today, and show all the haters up. This is what he was born for.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Barr?

Hired in time to oversee the Madbum draft, and the Posey one the next year.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 10, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we even have a #3 catcher?

After Buster pinch-hits in the 6th (because we’re down 4-1 and Whiteside has managed to hit into six double plays), who is the emergency catcher if another foul ball rockets off of BaseballJesus’ head?

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by ToddCommish on Sep 10, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i assume it's Pablo

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that's right.

Thanks. So we have yet ANOTHER fat catcher that hits into DPs… I thought we traded him….

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're quite cantankerous

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 10, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, thank you...

Maybe an ENTIRE LIFETIME SANS A WORLD SERIES VICTORY would do that to a person!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 10, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

so very persnickety...

And Posey is having amother great game.
You're the worst Al Capone

by JohnnyDangerously on Sep 10, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantankerous AND persnickety?

That’s a lot of syllables for one dude.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I’m even persnickitier!

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by troymccluresf on Sep 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedro Feliz.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 10, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF IFS AND BUTS WERE CANDY AND NUTS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 10, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

In Other news...

Go Mets
Go Cards
Go Dbacks

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by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

gross

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t bother me really. Dodgers are the only team I’ll ever have trouble rooting for.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

this year, they are so bad that i have to root for them.

we can’t have them getting good draft picks, now can we?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

annnd

reply fail

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by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i know

I’ll be rooting for all of them, but I won’t like it.

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

true enough

i still fucking hate the Cards and the DBags

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw that...

if we sweep the remaining games with the Padres/Rockies, we’ll win the West without needing help from any other team.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that’ll happen. #NEGATRON

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by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

homefield…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

AmyGGiants
  
#sfgiants will be donating $3 for each tix sold for Tues #Dodgers gm to victims of San Bruno fire. They will also take donations at gm.

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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The Padres should give the Giants the revenue from all the tickets Giants fans are buying.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to donate Rowand's game check...

Since he isn’t doing anything to earn it…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 10, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then how will he afford hookers and blow?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder if that’s all tickets sold ($3 × 45,000ish tickets) or just what’s left (probably not many). Cool either way I spose, but much cooler one way than the other.

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for them.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 10, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Buster Posey says he is fine after taking 2 fouls to the mask in a 5-pitch span last night. Precautionary day off, good to go tomorrow.

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

COUNTER
AmyGGiants
  
spoke w/#sfgiants Posey about day off. Said he took 2 foul balls off mask last night w/in 5 pitches. Feels fine, said “I’ve had worse”.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that doesn’t imply he didn’t get days off when those happened as well

by kingofthacove on Sep 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which......

Why didn’t Bork remove Posey in a blowout after his AB in 8th so that he doesn’t take those 2 balls off the face if he really wanted to rest him? Whiteside could’ve taken those balls off the face and we wouldn’t have cared, right?

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Sep 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

really looking forward to the busterfuckingp response

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit, i haven't read this in a while
Weezy and I just attacked Bork with nerf guns. He denies any knowledge of it happening because he didn’t feel it. #HEHASAHUGETHICKHEAD
I see a lot of non giants fans littering my followers list. Recommend me to your friends! No Bachelorette Parties, though. #WELLNOTANYMORE
Big Ups to the SF fans that came out. Without you all we would have only hit 999 home runs instead of 1000 tonight.

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, Busterfuckingp never fails to impress.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got home early from work and the wife is out with kid

What should I do?

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I should be cool and post details on facebook / twitter

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start drinking

Although realize that Grant has a six-hour head start in that department.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat off in every room of your abode

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

they might come back anytime though

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just called

I’m on my own for dinner tonight

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMMENCE OPERATION BEAT-OFF IN EVERY ROOM

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the kids’ rooms? EEEWWWWW!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In front of the stuffed llama doll?

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by bgunn on Sep 10, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put up more SNSD stuff in the your room

There is a few spaces on the room not soshified

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do some cleaning that needs to be done. Prepare dinner.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are so funny…

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m being serious.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

double-secret flagged

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've paid my dues

Just scrubbed this whole stove top back to pristine condition recently, took 3.5 hrs.

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually how I spend a lot of my weekend down time. But hey, the apartment looks great.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I quit wow earlier this year

It’s the reason why I made so many videos this year….. I literally found 30 hours a week of extra time.

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this some kind of “post-humor” comedy?

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posthumous comedy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rage over today's lineup.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAGE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 10, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phils out to an early 1-0 lead

threatening to get more

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does this happen?

With 1 out:

W. Valdez grounded into double play second to first to shortstop, R. Ibanez scored, C. Ruiz out at second

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

2B to 1B to SS

suggest that somehow they retired the batter first, Ibanez scored, and then the runner from 1B was retired. not a traditional 6-4-3 or anything.

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly a squeeze?

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the ball doesn’t leave the infield, then the run doesn’t count (unless error)?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a run down

there was a pickle before the 3rd out, and the run scored before the out occured

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by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, that makes sense.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what i were thinkin too

but really, i have no idea.

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, that’s what actually happened. i thought you were speculating as well.

my bad.

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a force

since they initially got the runner out at first before tagging out the runner between first and second.

Looked to me like he went out of the basepath (3 feet to either side) to avoid the initial tag before the throw to first.

by nofreetime on Sep 10, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always think this is so dumb...

Unless there is no one covering 2nd…the tag attempt at a DP should never happen if there is a runner on 3rd with 1 out.

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are overanalyzing this way too much

They’re playing the Mets.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHI play ATL 6 more times this year, keep rootin for PHI when they play ATL. otherwise, want them to lose. we may have a shot at homefield adv

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad we can root FOR the phillies now

They’re too scary to be a team you need to lose.

by GiantPain on Sep 10, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

we still want home field adv, so we still want them to lose, just not when they’re playing the braves (or any other contender)

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh..what? We are rooting against the Phils. You root against everyone ahead of you. Two games is all we have to make up to be in the #1 spot.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Phillies winning helps us at all, other than against the Braves. In fact, I’d rather they not get too far ahead of the Braves so they don’t feel the need to rest starters or something ridiculous.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do the Mets have a player named “Lucas Duda”?

that does not compute.

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by delorean on Sep 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dillon Gee is still the best name they have

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: POKEMONZ

This has been a really, really bad week to be going head-to-head against someone who has Vernon Wells on their team.

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by Kitspool on Sep 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in head to head playoffs

My opponent started Brett Cecil and Carlos Silva

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by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bengie starts everyday

WHY ISN’T POSEY PLAYING

/Posey plays everyday

WHY DOESN’T POSEY GET A DAY OFF?

/Posey gets a day off

WHY ISN’T POSEY PLAYING?

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough, but fair.

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by Kitspool on Sep 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup!

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Posey plays everyday

WHY DOESN’T POSEY GET A DAY OFF?

Yes, because this happens all the time.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does

There have been plenty of instances where Posey should have gotten a day off but didn’t.

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think many people complain about it though. Maybe after Posey goes 0-fer, but that’s about it.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s not what you were talking about.

You were talking about Posey playing and people complaining about him not being on the bench.

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by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize that’s what “a day off” meant.

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can lie about it all you want, but putting posts that are in all-caps is a reference to other posters’ comments. Typically in a desire to label them as unfounded complaints.

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by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

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by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMMIT DREGARX, SAY SOMETHING!

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by dregarx on Sep 10, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen it here a lot, actually. It’s a nice bookend to last year’s debacle.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 10, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Carpenter with a 2-out rbi

1-0 Cards over Braves in 2nd

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by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

only good when they play crap teams. this is good. If we get the division, do we play the Reds or Phils?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends

Who has better record…where the WC comes from

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the best record plays the WC, right? then the middle teams face each other?

I always forget

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

if so, they PHI may very well play either SD or COL, while we (as division winners) play the Reds. Sweeeeet… that’s the NLCS for us :)

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

best record plays wildcard

unless those teams are in the same division. Then the 2nd best team plays the wc and the best record plays the 3rd best team.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best record doesn’t play WC if they’re in the same division.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright!!

Carp is gonna pin down the Braves

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please saying nothing in favor of Sanchez tonight

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually right about wins vs the dodgers (the 4 HR game and the SNB game), the ari 12 inning game, and yesterday.

I guess I’m only right when it comes to the Giants

I’ll post my gut feeling in the GDT. Still need time to think about it.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you dont think about a gut feeling, lol, but i need another hour to feel it out

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mets up 3-2...end of 3rd

Reyes Double RBI, Beltran 2 run homer

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

tied 3-3

Howard HR

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by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re just full of good news aren’t you ;)

by calbearjd on Sep 10, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-3 Phillies

Halladay 2 run single ;)

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by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

6-3

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I was just talking with the folks in purple row, and they are scared of us the most :)

They also said that their pitching staff is better than ours, but because they play at Coors their ERAs are higher. So I asked why should that make a difference if you maintain that there is no Coors effect? got no response, lol

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants clearly have better pitching than the Rox

Ubaldo Jimenez would be our 4th starter!

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by slamsand on Sep 10, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made the point that their pitching is not even league-average, ranked 10th in the NL

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Cain
2. Lincecum
3. Bumgarner

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by slamsand on Sep 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies pitching is better. But the Giants offense is better.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

joking right?

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by slamsand on Sep 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you, sir, have just fallen into a really, really deep chasm.

a bottomless pit, as it were

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by slamsand on Sep 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I'm not

True talent-wise, I’d say the Giants are a better pitching team, but with Lincecum’s struggles this year, overall they are not.

Rockies have a better K/BB, FIP, xFIP and tRA this season. All advanced metrics point to them being better (although not by much).

Offensively, they’re pretty similar as well (Rockies actually are slightly better now, probably because of this recent hot streak).

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not much of a stat-head, I base my opinions on what I see, and what I see is their staff giving up a lot of runs.

Our staff can throw a 3-hitter at any time, any one of them (except maybe Zito, because he pitches to contact).

I’d have to disagree with you here, but that’s just me.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basing your opinions only on what you see is very limiting.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it can be, yeah, but I like to just enjoy it and not get too deep into the kind of stats like these (FIP, xFIP and tRA). I’m just more of a basic stats kinda guy.

Stats can sometimes be made to prove any point, no matter how atrocious, so it’s kind meh for me. I think Pika shares this same sentiment, i think

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIP isn’t, you know, complicated.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is it, anyhow? I don’t even really bother to try to find out what some sabermetrics stats even mean, let alone how they are ranked

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

think of it as a pitcher’s ERA if the only things that counted were Ks, BBs, and HR.

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by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

so basically removing BABIP?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. So, there some pitchers that it underestimates. Overall, it removes more luck than skill from the final number, though.

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by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of, it just looks at the things a pitcher controls the most. tRA was created to incorporate batted ball data.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

then wouldn’t FIP be flawed, esp at Coors, where balls will still carry more? you said it factors in HRs, right?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not park-adjusted. That’s why you apply park factors.

And that’s why xFIP was created, which normalizes HR/FB rates.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s still vulnerable to park factors and HR/flyball luck. But it still tells you a story (and a simple one) about how a pitcher has been getting it done, and whether he can keep it up or not. (

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by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha. one more question- how are these park factors “adjusted”? what determines a parks adjustment rate? see what I mean? cause wind, heat, all those come into play on different days, or even on the same night. we saw what happened when it got really hot at AT&T…

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s typically based on multiple years of data, to even out all those anomalies.

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by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fine. But when someone makes a claim (like the folks at PR did), they have perfectly good evidence to support their claims.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the numbers might back it up, but do you think in terms of true talents, with every pitcher on his game, that they really have a better staff than the giants?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already said true-talent wise the Giants have the better staff, but the Rockies have performed better this season.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, i must have missed that. my bad.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill admit, the rockies do have a better staff than they have had before, but talent-wise, we def agree.

true talent is what I like to base my arguments on. numbers can be deceiving

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So can your eyes.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true. we are not all perfect.

though a pitcher’s outing can look a lot better on paper than the eyes will tell you. Like Cain last night- should have been pulled after 8, so that would be 8IP, 3H, 1BB, 1R.

I saw that he went out for the 9th, and gave up 2 hits (one homer) and 2 runs. So on paper, his outing, while still fine, wasn’t GREAT. But with my eyes, I saw him dominate for 8 innings then mistakenly trotted out for the 9th, where it unraveled.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even without your eyes he was still good, he had like an 8:1 K/BB rate.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, it happened.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know he was still great last night, but had bork used sense, he could have given him an ever better line (thus making his stats last night a inflated- he didnt need to go out on fumes and give up 2 more runs without recording an out). is there a stat that shows how a pitcher pitches by pitch count?

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you scroll down this BB Ref splits page, there’s a stats by pitch count table… amongst the many others.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course their staff will give up a lot of runs, they play in Coors.

As for when I see them, I often see Ubaldo, De La Rosa, Rogers, Hammel and Chacin shutting the Giants offense down.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

I’m sure what you are actually seeing is the stats of them giving up a lot of runs.

Unless you are watching A LOT of baseball

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch much outside of the Giants, maybe more this time of year what with the pennant races and all, but otherwise, not really.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

really, Gonzalez and Tulo are the only good offensive players on the rockies. It’s just cause they play at Coors, do the others play well. If we played at Coors, our offense would be better than theirs, IMO

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the scores there? the humidor helped, but don’t tell me that it’s the same as playing at AT&T

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll agree to disagree.

The Rockies have a team ERA under 4.00, right?

That’s better than league average.

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by slamsand on Sep 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

over 4. not by alot, but still over

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

can’t argue with your opinion

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by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw Stankus, I got no problem with you. Just wanted to get even for what you said the other day. All is good over here in regards to you

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last time it was over 5 was pre humidor. Team ERA was never in 4’s before then.

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by slamsand on Sep 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to disagree to agree.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Pirates team ERA is the worst in the league. Does that make Pittsburgh a hitter’s park?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

your taking that a little too far. ERA+, like stated below, adjusts for parks

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you get what I was saying. Besides, that was a rhetorical question in response to an incorrect statement.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, my bad. i see what you did there now. didnt look at it closely enough earlier

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

by ERA+, (which adjusts for park) the Giants are a way better pitching team, but the Rockies are very good.

Pitching is the strength of both teams.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Giants pitching has overachieved while the Rockies has underachieved. And the ERA+ adjustments isn’t something to be used in comparisons really, unless over a long period of time. And even then, there’s better options.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as something that’s park adjusted, that’s the easiest one to go by. Park adjustment is pretty important when Coors field is involved.

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by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s why we use park-neutral statistics. And there are much better park adjustments out there if you want to do that.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

not ones that I can hotkey into Chrome, though.

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by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. This reminds me, of an add-on for Yahoo Pokemonz that has a link next to each player’s name to FanGraphs. I’d like for that to work every time I see a player’s name though.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could probably happen. I had an engineer design me something that shows me a school’s ranking by certain metrics if I turn it on and highlight the school’s text.

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by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the school's name, that is

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I’m sure it can. This add-on I have is already quite useful and impressive.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

do have this?

https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/ahkhhfdoiijgjejlepmlolomilmndoaa

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do now!

Thanks. I’ve only recently moved to Chrome. I have add-ons that make it easy enough for me to move from those sites but this could make it even easier.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzales splits

Home: .387 25 HR’s and 66 RBI.
Road: .288 7 Hr’s and 34 RBI’s

Coors is still a great hitters park.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was my initial point, though it can also make the point that the Rockies pitching is better than the numbers show. The guys on purple row were saying that numbers aren’t inflated at Coors, but then tried to say that if you factor in ERA+, their pitching is better. What I said, was that you have to have it one way or the other, can’t have both.

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coors Field is definitely not a pitcher’s park. It’s less of a hitter’s park then pre-humidor days, but it will always be a hitter’s park. That massive outfield is XBH heaven. Doubles and triples galore.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

One of the underrated aspects. It isn’t just that the ball flys. That outfield is huge.

by lexluth7 on Sep 10, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s also this guy named Todd…

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helton? One of the worst hitting 1B in baseball this year?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s having an awful year, but he’s still a threat. Ask around the majors, and Helton will rank up there with “hitters I’d least like to face” among some very good pitchers.

If you look at his pedestrian numbers from 2008, they stack up very well with his numbers this year. And then he went and hit .325 in 2009. So, it’s hard to say if he’s really done or not. If nothing else, he’ll still wring a 10-12 pitches out of you on a routine basis.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also 37 years old.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was talking about helton with purp row guys a few weeks ago, and they laughed when i said helton was one of their best hitters best tulo and carlos

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently they’ve jumped off his bandwagon

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've decided to stop skimishing with the other fans

They can think what they want. Let the Giants do the talking on the field and we’ll see who has the better staff / team.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont see any point in skirmishing with other fans

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because very few are reasonable, it really is pointless unless you find the rare fan that can debate without a clear bias.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve found a few on purp row actually, who will talk ball unbiased. sometimes an idiot pops in a tries to get all tough with me, but they take care of that guy (or two, or 10)

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually only talk to them when they need to beat a team for us (like SD last weekend), we started a conversation earlier today when they said their pitching was better, i just had to interject

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...

Arguing on the internet anonymously is fun!

by nataku on Sep 10, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since there is no stopping Bochy from playing Guillen

I’m going to try to start a new nickname for Guillen

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

I started calling him Jo-gui last week. My girlfriend was so confused.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 10, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to post this new image to trick you all thinking I’ve been working on this the last 15 min instead of operation beat off in every room.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Images can’t fool me!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv-3q2fs5PI

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strawberry mole!

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a grinder.

"Guys, here's 20 wins right here" - Aubrey Huff on his red thong

by EliminateMe on Sep 10, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

there seems to be some scattered discussion of it

Buster is a little banged up, but not too bad, no?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ISN’T HE PLAYING?!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Dibble is not impressed

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or in touch with reality.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a lot of pressure on Jonathan Sanchez.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT PERSONAL CATCHER WITH NO HITTER

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Sep 10, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli is no hitter, it’s true . . .

/rimshot

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchy was pitching really great to buster lately, so i hope the catching change doesn’t throw him off. dont know how it would, but just throwin it out there

he was really inconsistent with Whitey- also remember that Sanchy throws balls in dirt alot, and whitey is rusty= trouble

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to man up and take one for the team.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 10, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Your dose of minutiae for September 10

Randy Johnson celebrates his 47th birthday today, as Joey Votto turns 27.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Geico commercials.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 10, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way OT and sort of mean

But has anyone checked out Molina’s line with the Rangers? .209/.255/.295. That is beyond awful. Supposedly the staff loves throwing to him though.

by marcello on Sep 10, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie must be one charming motherfucker.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 10, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. ive been checking up on him here to there as well.

maybe hes giving the staff blow…

nevermind, i wont go there :)

by giant4life83 on Sep 10, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking about blow in the context of the Rangers is dangerous!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching the Yanks/Rangers game right now

Stupid Yankees.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 10, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

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