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Post-game thread: Lincecum, dammit.

There’s no logical reason for September 1st feeling different from August 31st. It just doesn’t make sense. This is a world with physical laws, dangit, not a swirling maelstrom of superstition and hocus-pocus.

But I felt it. I didn’t have those August Lincecum jitters at any point throughout the day. It was September. Which shouldn’t make a difference. But it did. Which kind of annoys me and comforts me at the same time.

Someone peeled the monkey off Tim Lincecum’s back, took him to the bar, and just got him ripped on banana daquiris. The Giants turned a leadoff walk into a run through some honest-to-goodness small ball. Brian Wilson spared us the drama. And Freddy Sanchez made one of the most bizarre, unorthodox, and ridiculously awesome catches you’ll ever see. There’s no reason to think that because a Pope in the 1500s decided to put a arbitrary gap between the months, the Giants are suddenly a different team.

But they are. Baseball gods help me, they are. Well, they were tonight, at least. If there is anything to momentum in baseball, anything at all, the Giants have it.

Even Bruce Bochy was sneezing magic. With the expanded rosters, it was a smart move to pinch-run Darren Ford. And while a "player’s manager" might have felt some sort of sentimental tug to let Lincecum finish the game, Bochy put Wilson in, which was the right move.

It was just one game. But, man, what a game. What a relief. With the Padres running out of pixie dust and centaur urine, and the Rockies charging back into the race, the Giants didn’t need to make a statement. Technically, there’s a whole month left, and one loss isn’t going to eliminate them just yet. It was just a really, really, really, really good idea.

Also, Tim Lincecum.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Beat LA!

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by Chro on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BEAT LA

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BEAT LA

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BEAT LA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BEAT LA!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BEAT LA

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BEAT LA

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by Merope on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BEAT LA?

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by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

YES. BEAT LA.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

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by neurofarm on Sep 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIRM

even tho’ you’re DL’d

by Bar None on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIRM BY PROXY

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rec’d

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD MAKE THIS INTO A GIF

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by busterbuster on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me and my dad were laughing SO hard at this.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those two make me laugh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck. Yes.

Huff and Burrl BFForever!

by Uncle Russel on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

f yeah!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster and Timmy had a pretty great celebration, too, but they were kind of hidden behind Burrell and Huff.

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by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey deserved that

After Monday

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by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

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by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, ya, I guess I don’t mind you re-posting my stuff

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by calpolynate on Sep 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't worry

Jponry gave you some love on this one below. And we all know it was you.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I tweeted it without immediately identifying you

Just sent out another tweet giving you full credit. Apologies for my exuberant original posting.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

no worries

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by calpolynate on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you or someone please make one of Freddy’s catch?

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by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to love Mole.

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by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, maybe I don’t LOVE him.

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by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Not his fault

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect

thank you! and red’c

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol red’c

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap that’s awesome.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

beautiful

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPIC

make it green, please.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

still not sure how the physics worked on that one. he appears to have caught the ball through the back of his glove. just amazing. one of the greatest catches I’ve ever seen.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that catch.

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by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip . . .

. . . gave a good explanation of how and why it more or less has to be made that way (if it’s going to be made at all).

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect way to end the game.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't that

the second duck sort/bloop that Franchez has caught in as many games that certainly would have scored the go-ahead run or started a soul-crushing rally at the very least?

by BeetLA on Sep 2, 2010 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The catch

He caught that with his hand and not the glove, didn’t he?

by opguy on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he caught it with the glove. Just your standard Mays/Polo Grounds catch with a massive degree of difficulty thrown in by having to pick it out or the air backwards while intentionally throwing himself on his ass, as opposed to making a running basket catch. I imagine the average human middle ear objects to such shenanigans, good thing Freddy’s ain’t average.

by maysian on Sep 2, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

why wasnt this a web gem?

PITCH TO MY POSEY
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by howtheydidntscore on Sep 2, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't it?

Didn’t someone say it was a #8 somewhere?

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by owlcroft on Sep 2, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top Plays, not Web Gems.

Web Gems got hogged by the Rays-Jays game.

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by Solidarity on Sep 2, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s never been anything like these two. They are all kinds of awesome.

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They remind me of those two Eastern European bugs from A Bug’s Life.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The guy that voiced them was the fat therapist who died in Office Space. Hm

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how Huff stepped right in front of Melonhead and almost hit him.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m STILL LAUGHING @ this SO HARD, I’M CRYING!

by sfgiantsjingles on Sep 2, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah sorry

i just got it from his twitter account didnt know his mcc account

by Fire Sabean on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID A MCCOVEN EDIT WIKIPEDIA
LOOK AT DARREN FORD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Ford_%28baseball%29

by garbanzo24 on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Was this our doing? Apparently, someone updated it in the last 5 mins

to show his greatness!! (It wasn’t me. I was planning to do it, but someone beat me to it.)

by garbanzo24 on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What am I looking for?

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by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

...huh?
Ford was added to the Giants 40 man roster after the 2009 season to protect him from the Rule 5 Draft.

On September 1, 2010, when the rosters expanded, he was called up.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I didn’t see anything either.

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by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you pretend like you are going to edit… it will show up in the edit window.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Thanks. Teachers know so much.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is there no entry for Belt? (at least I couldn’t find it)

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

most trousers are equipped with loops....

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by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMN. I need a cigarette after that game.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Word

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a team I can believe in

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Sep 1, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Big Time Timmy Jim

Came up big in a Big Time situation.

by Mr.Raydom on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Hey Grant, thanks for getting that RBI hit and drawing that 8th inning walk. Nice game.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Yay Timmy Day!!!

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Should have put Schierholtz in right, too, but didn’t cost us

by www.westcoastbias.com on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Tim Lincecum is better than you

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I wonder if one of the stat people could see if Lincecum was throwing more fastballs tonight

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I bet xanthan will do a chart for this one.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will there be heads with horns growing out of the top involved?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seemed like it.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like “seamed” like it. Right?

Right?

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

49/102 fastballs/total pitches = 48% tonight. I can’t find his last start on there.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

55% the last two years

66% before that. so he threw fewer.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesing

guess he just threw better ones

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

see below. location seems to have been the big winner.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he was getting shelled, he was predictable to the changeup. It appeared he used his curveball more, using it in fastball counts and fastballs in 2 strike counts. I liked the way he mixed it up, and he had control of everything, which was very refreshing.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 1, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

great trade already

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My BORK beef however

Was Guillen in RF. That was ridiculous, and nearly cost us on that last play – he was nowhere near the ball. At the bare minimum, move him to LF and put Ross (who has greater range) in RF, or put in Nate.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Idk why they didn’t put Ford out there. He could have been used as well.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Schierholtz. With expanded rosters, no reason for Guillen to be out there anymore

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Even without expanded rosters, Guillen has no business in the game at that point.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
or Schierholtz. With expanded rosters, no reason for Guillen to be out there anymore

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by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIBEYEZ

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really hard to rag on a guy who got our first hit of the night in the 5th and started the rally. /waits til Friday to rag on him again

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER . . .

. . . boo a player for shortcomings. Boo only if you feel you have reason—good reason—to believe he is not trying his best (whatever that best may be).

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy to say after the fact but not so much if you’re sitting there, already demoralized before the top half of the first inning is even over after having watched the team fail in a very similar way just the night before.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually . . .

. . . players who are not trying are pretty consistent in their not trying, and well known to all for it. With the lard plug now cleaned out of the drain, I don’t think the Giants have anyone like that.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like DrDC said, it’s more about booing the situation than the player. Though I still dislike Jose Guillen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How short is that man?

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

4’ 3"?

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by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought of, too!

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by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record

The Situation has nothing on both the dudes on the K-Town reality show who work out all the time.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 1, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YO ITS DIS GUY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUIDOOOOOOOOS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUS GUYS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR FUCKS SAKE

your ENGLISH is weird

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not MY English

That’s what happens when a New York accent tries to speak English.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA, i know!!! Effing NEW YOAHKAHS

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEMME CAWL HA REAL QUICK

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you refer to "yous" . . .

. . . it actually isn’t. English is bizarre in having only a single pronoun in the second person, with no distinction between singular and plural. The sociolinguistic historical reasons for that are interesting and amusing (though too long to relate here), but it is something of a practical nuisance or worse.

Many dialects have birthed distinctive second-person-plural forms, the best-known being the southerner’s “y’all” (never rightly used when addressing one person). “Yous” (usually spelt “youse”) is another: Wiktionary states that Youse as a plural is found in Australia, England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, New Zealand, parts of the northern United States, and parts of Ontario [Canada]. Another form often heard in standard English is “you guys” (or some variant of “guys”).

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sie haben anscheinend Deutsch vergessen.

In which language, the pronouns for the second person formal, the third person plural, and the third person feminine are all the same.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my vest!

See my vest! Made from real gorilla chest!

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

like my loafers?

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by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of Simpsons references in this thread.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Importantly, lots of good ones.

The show has been meh for so long now I sometimes forget it used to be so good, it hurt.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was that or skin my chauffeurs.

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by groug on Sep 1, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but . . .

. . . is there any chance of confusing one situation with another? In English, when more than one other person is present and one says “you”, it is completely ambiguous (absent obvious context) whether some one person is being singled out or whether the remark is addressed to all present.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is just as confusing as English. On second thought, it is slightly more confusing, since German puts the verb at the end which tends to answer some of the confusion. Neither is all that confusing if you are paying attention.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU QUIET!

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by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I not yiddish have speaking!

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by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did not Sherlock Holmes make a remark . . .

. . . about only Germans being so discourteous to their verbs? (In “A Scandal in Bohemia”.)

One has to admire—or something—a language that can make a single word out of “fire and life insurance company”.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it holds a candle to Hungarian for oddity, but compound nouns lend it a certain precision that tends to suit the Germanic acculturation.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hungarian is a shite sandwich.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in Budapest once and a local invited me to the Finnish film festival. To my ‘but I don’t speak Finnish,’ he answered, ‘but it’s just like Hungarian!’

I went to the opera.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is.

Both are members of the Finno-Ugraic family (whose names says it all) of languages. You can easily trace the migration of the people who spoke its prototype by looking at a language map. It runs back from Finland through the Baltic states to at least present-day Hungary.

Some think that if one extends it back far enough, it might originate in the Japanes islands, though i think that’s distinctly a minority view.

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by owlcroft on Sep 2, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know a linguist who believes that Magyar is derived from Turkish. Don’t ask me to explain why.

That ‘shite sandwich’ comment is a clever joke, by the way. Their word for ‘cheese’ is pronounced similarly to ‘shite’, much to the amusement of Irish and English folk.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 2, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought everyone and their mother was pretty sure Magyar came from the Huns.

Is it just my mother?

by wcw on Sep 2, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be in Budapest in three weeks…any advice on where to go/what to do?

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by Woody Wins on Sep 3, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a sandwich full of a sect of Islam?

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by L-Nova on Sep 2, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I suppose there are verbs at the end sometimes.

Ich bin glücklich.
(literally) I am happy.

Ich will Glück haben.
(literally) I want happiness to have.

Ich hoffe, daß du glücklich bist.
(literally) I hope that you happy are.

Just depends the on sentence construction, but there’s still the subject-verb placement.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Als ich diesen Scheiss leste, dachte ich mir, dieser Mensch hat in seinem ganzem Leben kein einziges mal Deutsch gesprochen.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of you . . .

 The “you’s” that occupy all six spots on the pronoun case chart are the only English pronouns that come from Latin. The rest are Germanic. The “you’s” were once distinctive, but now they are so only in the possessive.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 2, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey you, did you get kdl’s tweet on the rental?

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by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did!

Thanks :)

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by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes a boo isn’t necessarily directed at the player, but the entire situation.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it's not "the situation" who hears it.

Never think these guys are insensible to what they hear.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I hope Sabean and Bochy heard it.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

(also I think Jose Guillen and his $53 million career earnings will be ok)

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I could care less. They make millions of dollars, I think they’ll live.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn’t

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that ruins my point.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

An interesting theory.

if people make a lot of money, it’s OK to be rude to them. Even if they’ll live. I must write Judith Martin and update her.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a logical fallacy to assume that booing someone is being rude to them.

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by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

It’s not like I went up to Guillen and said “hey Jose, you suck.”

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would if I had the chance though.

/kidding

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

are we not supposed to do that?

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by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Later

I’m trying to prove a point.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sympathy for athletes with contracts for millions of dollars in guaranteed money is somewhat limited. Unless they are involved in charitable work, they provide no service to the population other than to entertain. It’s a luxury profession, and the crowds are part of the deal when you’re a professional athlete.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In sum, you're saying, Yes, it's OK.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying polite, I’m just saying that my sympathy for them being sensi-poo about getting booed is very limited. They know it’s part of the game, and they still go home with a bigger paycheck than I’ll probably ever earn in a given month.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is circular.

You keep repeating, just in different words, that is OK to be rude to them for no real reason other than that they make a lot of money. Yes, they know it’s “part of the game”, because there are a lot of people who seem to agree with you that it’s OK to be rude to someone if—or perhaps mainly because—they make a lot more than you do; that one may expect rudeness does not alter the nature of that rudeness as rudeness.

But I think this topic has run its course.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you need to establish your premise that booing someone is rude. I don’t believe it is.

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by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could be cute

Or you could try establishing your premise.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
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by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I scarcely thought it needful, but . . .

. . . if you insist. The American Heritage Dictionary defines “boo”, the sound or the general act, as showing contempt, scorn, or disapproval. The same dictionary defines “rude” (excluding its senses of primitive or raw) as lacking the graces and refinement of civilized life; uncouth; or, alternatively (and more germane here), as ill-mannered; discourteous.

The proposition, then, is that loudly and publicly expressing contempt, scorn, or disapproval is at least uncouth, and may well be said to be discourteous.

But you knew all that.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I would say it’s not worth getting worked up about, but you can say that about 99% of what gets discussed on this board.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 2, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

One time in Kezar Stadium they gave me a standing boo.

Quod erat.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would it be discourteous to express disapproval? If I paid to be at the stadium and I saw a team that played terribly, shouldn’t I express disapproval?

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by groug on Sep 1, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

^^ this ^^

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by delorean on Sep 2, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are animals.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

lacking the graces and refinement of civilized life; uncouth; or, alternatively (and more germane here), as ill-mannered; discourteous.

This describes MCC perfectly, no?

by Bochean on Sep 2, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it so wrong to disapprove (your terms) of a millionaire dropping a fly ball?

And does it really lack the graces of civilized life, if the act is something that is extremely common?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 2, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep saying . . .

. . . that I think this topic has run its course.

But: yes, when the disapproval is loud, public, and scornful; and the man’s being a millionaire is irrelevant (do you distinguish between a newly called up rookie, who faints at the magnitude of the meal money, and a veteran multimillionaire?).

Scorn is a suitable expression when someone has done something scornful. Playing to the best of one’s abilities is not scornful, even if those abilities are not great. Do you believe in booing T-ball kids if they swing and miss the ball? Little leaguers? Where does the license to mock others’ abilities or inabilities begin?

If Jim Joyce blows a call, booing is inappropriate, because he is known as a decent, fair umpire who gives his best; booing a blown call by Joe West (for one) is not inappropriate because the man has spent a career showing his disdain for fairness and his arrogance about his inabilities. Booing a player who is very slow to a ball when he has a seriously gimpy leg is inappropriate; booing a player in the bloom of health who apparently can’t be bothered to put out the effort is appropriate.

A point being missed here is that, as with so many ill-considered behaviors, the greatest victim is the perpetrator him or herself. Booing people who are doing their best bemeans the booer much more than the booed; it makes one, to some tiny but nontrivial extent, less of a human being. Boo the T-ball kids, or don’t boo any honest effort.

And that is positively my last comment on this topic.

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by owlcroft on Sep 2, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re 3rd paragraph appears contradictory to me.

You say playing to the best of one’s abilities is not scornful, yet you say it’s inappropriate to boo Jim Joyce for not meeting his abilities? By what you’re saying, Jim Joyce should receive the most booing because his performance was extremely far apart from his typical performance.

But Joe West isn’t effective at his job in the 1st place, so why should he be boo’d? He’s only doing what we have come to know him to be.

And, I think the millionaire part is more relevant than you think. Booing stems from people not believing someone met their expectations. Whether or not that is reasonable is beyond the question. If Barry Zito is getting paid 126 million, many want to see that money paying off. But nobody has any expectations for a t-baller.

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by DrDC on Sep 2, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If one accepts your premise that honest effort should not be booed, how do fans know when an athlete is giving their best effort? Much of this happens before the game or potentially even in the off season. How do we know if players are fully preparing themselves to perform their best? We don’t.

Zito basically admitted that he lost some motivation during his first couple of years here (sorry, don’t have the quote handy). This is not something fans can detect during a game performance, however. Hearing boos may have been just what he needed to restore his motivation.

Also, in the end I believe it is about results not effort. In my job, if I don’t get results, my clients let me know. It doesn’t matter how hard I am trying—they want results. Likewise, fans are the athletes customers (along with the team management) and the only feedback mechanism they have are cheers and boos. I don’t think fans are trying to be rude—there just isn’t a good alternative feedback mechanism. And t-ball kids are not professionals with paying customers.

So get results and you get cheered. Fail to do so and you get booed. Seems like a healthy mechanism to keep athletes motivated to perform.

by Bochean on Sep 2, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think team management might be their employers.

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by kennv on Sep 2, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

there!

You’re right! I did know all that. Booing shows disapproval. that is why people boo! i know that’s why I (occasionally) boo. Very occasionally.

But I see no correlation b/t your definition of “boo” and your definition of “rude.” It seems like you feel you’ve established your premise, but I maintain that you haven’t. At least not to my satisfaction.

Luckily you’ve made your last comment on the topic, so I declare myself the winner of this subthread!

Today-ay-ay….

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by delorean on Sep 2, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should have written that response in the 3rd person

Here, I will do it for you:

You’re right! Delorean did know all that. Booing shows disapproval. that is why people boo! Delorean knows that’s why Delorean (occasionally) boos. Very occasionally.

But Delorean sees no correlation b/t your definition of "boo" and your definition of "rude." It seems like you feel you’ve established your premise, but Delorean maintains that you haven’t. At least not to Delorean’s satisfaction.

Luckily you’ve made your last comment on the topic, so Delorean declares himself the winner of this subthread!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

hoisted by Rickey’s own petard!

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by delorean on Sep 2, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember being at Obama’s inauguration in 09, and when George Bush was introduced the entire crowd booed him. It felt pretty uncomfortable.

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by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness, they booed Joe Lieberman much louder.

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by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He earned that. The effort wasn’t there.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sarcasm here:

but what if you are booing someone for inappropriate behavior? There are players such as Manny Ramirez, Milton Bradley, and a host of others who have been flagrantly rude, obnoxious, or obstreperous to their managers, teammates, and fans while on-field.

Is it still rude then?

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by breadfan7 on Sep 2, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe all of this sprung out of one little comment. The original poster probably isn’t even reading any of this.

by Natto on Sep 2, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably true.

Of course the real question is: if you boo a bear in the woods and a tree falls, is it rude then?

by Bochean on Sep 2, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if the pope is involve somehow.

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by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would definitely boo that

by Bochean on Sep 2, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Infallible poo!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

boo’d food pood by rude lewd dude

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by lame-o on Sep 2, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

with schadenfreude.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

but not

the crude prude even when unglued

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by lame-o on Sep 2, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Psst. “Schadenfreude” is pronounced “sha-den-froy-deh”)

by Natto on Sep 2, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

annoyed roided noid destroyed freud

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by lame-o on Sep 2, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT!?!?!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Into his funny hat.

by maysian on Sep 2, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This went well.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 2, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Natto.

Still trying to break myself of the habit of reading stuff the morning after when I missed it. I tend to post without reading the 9,000,000 responses, and then realize that my question was already answered or the topic dropped by the author. My bad.

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by breadfan7 on Sep 2, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that was a comment directed toward you. That was for the whole discussion. I just happened to reply to yours since it was the most recent at the time.

by Natto on Sep 2, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err

That wasn’t a comment directed toward you.

by Natto on Sep 2, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t the way it sounded to me.

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by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe all of this sprung out of one little comment. The original poster probably isn’t even reading any of this.

How can you not believe that? Just read this entire thread (or don’t).

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 2, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Definition of rudeness:

is the disrespect and failure to behave within the context of a society or a group of people’s social laws or etiquette.

I don’t believe to boo is necessarily outside those social laws.

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by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seem to have some trouble making myself clear on this board.

Do I recognize that it’s rude? Yes. Do I think it’s good behavior? No. Do I do it anyway? Yes.

As they say, “That’s entertainment.” Just like it has been for 2000 years.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No problems there.

The problem was justifying it as not rude because the players make a lot of money.

But I think this topic has run its course.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, if there’s a fanbase to get all Moral Orel on about booing, Giants fans should be pretty low on your list of priorities.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speak for yourself. Oh, you did.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Daaaaaryl... Daaaaaryl... Daaaaaryl..."

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarryl. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarryl.

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by neurofarm on Sep 1, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy!

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great minds think alike, and ours too for some reason.

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by neurofarm on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did the same thing with someone on the GDT about “Smarch” earlier.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lousy Smarch weather.

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by neurofarm on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Jersey Shore have to do with this?

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by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was due up 2nd in the bottom of the 9th. That’s why he was still in.

Again, I don’t endorse the move, but that’s why he was in there.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that doesn’t make any more sense at all

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by sam23 on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t seem to bother Bochy taking out Burrell the other night who’s much more important than Guillen.

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by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just flew all the way from the east coast, and boy were his arms tired… not his legs though.

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by Merope on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ran from the airport.
(stolen from bustrfuckingp)

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfffffffffft I said that on the GDT

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by Merope on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen has a strong arm. Therefore, he must play right field. It’s science.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually got a little choked up by Timmy’s performance. (TWSS!) I love that kid so much.

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Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I LOL'ed

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

He is all kinds of awesome, I felt bad for him during his struggles. This game made me happy that he dominated and the team was able to pull out the win for his record.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/whispers “me too”

It was during that strikeout to EYJ and Kruk and Kuip didn’t even make the call, they just let it speak for itself and threw to commerical. You could tell they were feeling it too. I (almost) would have been ok if they didn’t win today because at least Timmy showed signs of his old self.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Timmy would have just gotten Cain’d. I still would have felt better.

But, I enjoy it that Ubaldo got Cain’d!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

I didn’t realize how difficult it had been to watch him struggle this past month. This game was like a healing experience for all of us—here and at the park.

WE GOT OUR BOY BACK!!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ DrDC ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what this means right? You need to add him to your sig. With lots and lots of hearts.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she goes for the sexiest.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is OG Tim Lincecum’s pitching not the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen?

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I’ve seen Buster Posey.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s pretty much a tie. I still say he deserves GiantsBabe treatment.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

well..

♥ TIMOTHY ♥

he definitely gets the treatment tonight.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ DrDC ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

It’s the sweet ones I like. You didn’t notice the pattern?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ DrDC ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line. Nice guys definitely win with me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/lines up politely behind GiantsBabe and TheLetter2

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, there the three of you are

What’s it like being different than every other female?

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Exactly

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah seriously, im always friend zoned for being the nice/sweet guy.. not the douchenozzle

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not because you don’t have appeal gentlemen. It’s because you pass through that prime real estate between “that guy I know” and “that guy friend” where you are dateable. You get too close too quick, and then they don’t “see you in that way.” It never fails.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also could be just that, you know, they aren’t attracted to you. And not because you’re ‘too nice’. I mean, it happens.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SHOULD BE ATTRACTED TO ME AND IF THAT ISN’T THE CASE THE PROBLEM IS OBVIOUSLY THAT I’M TOO PERFECT

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 1, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY’RE INTIMIDATED BY YOU

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY ARE LESBIAN

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This almost made me spit milk all over my laptop

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by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem!

From Bash:

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why is he entitled to date her just because he hangs out with her and is nice to her? Why does she have to be attracted to him just because he’s “nice” to her?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because women aren’t people and are meant to cater to the whims of men, obviously.

I’m surprised you didn’t know that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That implies that women know things.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not how it usually works.

The guy doesn’t feel entitled to date her- he just really wants to, and it kinda sucks when it doesn’t work out that way. Often he is just too shy to speak up, and he’d rather not say something that will ruin the friendship.

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"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think what’s frustrating is the implication that women are idiots who only want to date jerks who will treat them like crap, thus leaving the nice guy in the dust solely because he’s nice. This is not remotely true.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

You clearly have not met my sister.

But yes, she is more the exception and it’s an unfair stereotype.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 2, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, I don’t doubt there are plenty of girls out there who do this, but I’m sure there are men who do it, too. (Though I usually get the “You’re not the kind of girl I can bring home to mom” thing. I guess I’m not nice enough.) Painting all of any gender with a broad brush is problematic.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Most dysfunctionality in relationships is not connected to gender directly, and there’s usually a corresponding stereotype on both sides.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 2, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except that’s pretty much what the quoted portion says?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 2, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m simply explaining the plight of the shy man

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t doubt that that’s often the case – but it’s not what the “nice guy” phenomenon is often framed as.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 2, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it doesn't.

Nowhere in that section does it say the guy is entitled to the girl, and the implication you may have missed is that he wasn’t entitled to the job, even though he may have done it better than the one(s) selected.

I think this frames the “nice guy” dilemma without sacrificing much on accuracy or respect for the female(s) in question.

It stinks to know you would have treated someone better than the person s/he chose (because there IS a female counterpart to “nice guys finish last,” gentlemen…)

The true measure of character comes with how the affectionate “nice” person handles the situation.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 2, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone who argues that it’s the fact of the guy being “nice” that’s the deal breaker is probably wrong, though. It’s usually something else, and the niceness isn’t enough to overcome whatever the deal breaker is.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

lots of people call themselves “nice” when they are really “boring as shit”

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by DrStankus on Sep 2, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The dealbreaker is that they already have a jackass boyfriend/girlfriend who they are emotionally attached to.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it — everyone loves jerks and nice people are fucked.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
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by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

THANK GOODNESS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think their argument is that nice people aren’t getting fucked.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 2, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, touche!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

.hums “Scrubs”

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 2, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or you know he could not pick up the phone if he didn’t want to hear about the new hire. Plenty o’ fish in the sea.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember in HS

Being that guy a few times. LOL me.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

See the problem is, you have nothing to fix.

Female Friend: “My boyfriend has cheated on every girl he’s ever dated.”

Me: “Oh, well… I’m sure he won’t cheat on you. I mean, you can fix him. You can change him… I’m sure.”

Female Friend: “Die”

by ElCartero on Sep 2, 2010 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basically.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, one of my favorite pet peeves

“Nice Guy” whining.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard nice guys finish last. Not true?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

just because a guy is nice doesn’t mean he can’t preform

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t won anything yet…

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't call it whining

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

who said i was whining?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too.

I guess that’s why I like Lars.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a nice guy to my girlfriend totally worked out for me. Being a dick to everybody else failed to work in my favor. I try my best not to be a dick anymore.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the in-between area that works best.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not “being nice” that’s annoying, it’s believing that you are more entitled to what the world has to offer because you declare yourself to be a “nice” guy.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2010 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, exactly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 2, 2010 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve tried it all… the dick thing can work, but it won’t get the type of girls you want, and it’s not really about being a dick to them, it’s more about having a dominating personality around everyone.

Just be direct, don’t put up with bull sh*t and call them on it. Girls test guys; they don’t like guys who do anything they want. Being nice gets confused with be complacent and accommodating. Tell them no. Have a spine.

An easier technique (if you’re a nice guy) is to go with the “lost puppy on a high way.” Play kinda dumb and cute – like you wouldn’t survive another minute on your own if they don’t adopt you. Works like $.

by ElCartero on Sep 2, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t think much of women, do you?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 2, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know any female idiotic enough to fall for any of that.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know a couple, but I also know a couple idiotic men who would subscribe to crap like this.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 2, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

no. it’s not meant to be an insult on women. I’m trying to tell self-proclaimed “nice guys” who are really just bitter at women to stop the self-hating.

Many of those nice guys go with the jerk/being a dick thing and that’s misogynistic.

Better off playing dumb…. well not playing, cause most of us guys are

by ElCartero on Sep 2, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just be direct, don’t put up with bull sh*t and call them on it. Girls test guys; they don’t like guys who do anything they want. Being nice gets confused with be complacent and accommodating. Tell them no. Have a spine.

To borrow a line from can of corn: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I stand by that. So many so called “nice guys” think that if they buy girls things, and take them to dinner, and “treat them right” then that means the girl HAS to like them.

That’s not true. Either a girl likes the guy or she doesn’t. She’s not obligated to because you’re “nice”.

By test guys, I mean: if a girl is late or stands you up, you’re not going to impress her by being overly accommodating. Reschedule within reason.

by ElCartero on Sep 2, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Girls as a group do [x shitty thing]…” is a bullshit proposition in the first place. The rest of the bullshit just flows from there.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok, let me rephrase: some girls (probably a minority) based on my own personal observations, test guys.

by ElCartero on Sep 2, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, testing guys is not a shitty thing. I wouldn’t want to date a spineless person with no self confidence who wanted to be treated poorly because that’s how they view themselves

by ElCartero on Sep 2, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I finally get what you were trying to say, but you probably just want to be more careful around this crowd. There are a bunch of strong females around here, and if you want to talk about not taking bullshit, we can teach you a thing or two.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

So this is the wrong place to share the ‘treat the princesses like whores and the whores like princesses’’ dictum then?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. But, you can try it and see what happens.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 2, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

dictum

barely knew’um

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 2, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dictum was always, “treat ‘em like dirt, they’ll stick to you like mud.”

But you know what they say about dictums.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Sep 3, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dictum?

Damn near killed ’im!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 4, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatchu talkin ’bout?
Taint no girlz on the internets!!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 2, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – Merope said “taint”

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Sep 2, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s not meant as an insult to women, but here’s a little insight for you: not all women enjoy being discussed in universal terms. I know for me personally, I’m very turned off by random guys on the internet who offer up moronic advice to others about how to trick women into going out with them (because we’re just so simple!). But that’s just me.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 2, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha. fair, my goal wasn’t to insult women. I apologize. I will however insult so-called nice guys who are in reality bitter jerks. You don’t have to be bitter. Nor do you have to be a doormat.

by ElCartero on Sep 2, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again, nobody feels entitled to anything. It just really really sucks when you are just friends with someone you want to date… The response is more along the lines of “man, this is awful” rather then “I cannot believe she doesn’t want to date me”.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Truly an inspirational story

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The whole conversation is a joke between us now. The thing is that she actually rejected me and we didn’t talk for a long time. It did put the fact that I wanted to be more than friends on the table though and when we did start hanging out again we both knew that it wasn’t as friends.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being upfront like that was a very non-“whiny nice guy” thing for you to do.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

ballz

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 2, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

un-Cusackean if you will

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

/likes High Fidelity

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure, but he was a total whiny bitch in that movie

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

rom coms have been incredibly damaging

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Sep 2, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he totally is. I mostly like the two dudes who work at the store. Oh…and Ian.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 2, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must rec this

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 2, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty damn similar to mine

I asked my wife out several times over a year. On the last occassion, I asked her, “what do I need to do to get you to go out with me?”

She replied: " Nothing.I will never go out wiht you."

So I said, “Thanks for being so honest. If you ever have a psychotic break and change your mind, call me.”

I went on to date a few other people and 7 months later, she did call me. We were engaged six months after that, married a year later, and are now happily married and the proud parents of two daughters: 7 and 4.

by capn on Sep 2, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Win

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 2, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s how it is for you, but I’ve seen plenty of the second response there, as well as the entitledness.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then they aren’t really the “nice guy” they are pretending to be in the first place.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Sep 2, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ladder Theory!!!

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Sep 3, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call. Few of us admit to being assholes and actually mean it.

There are entire religions ironically founded on this myopia.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 2, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, certainly.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, mostly it means I have a penis.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I’m not angry. It gave me a chance to use a good one-liner.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, it was a good one!

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think based on my Pat Burrell love it’s pretty clear I like jerks, too. Basically, I just really love men.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Burrell is not exactly nice. But, he is certainly attractive.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Burrell but you will not find him in my sig.

I’m a sucker for the nice guys. There are a lot of them here, actually! (Lars is one, however, he will probably deny it! lol )

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is, but that’s just between you and me. ;-)

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally read that wrong

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Even I didn’t read it that way at first, nice going.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm tired man

And I had to z through like 1000 comments so I read quickly

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No biggie, now you’ve put dirty thoughts in my mind.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLARS

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 1, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

so,

should I freak him out and sig him? That would be so funny!!! hahaha

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ DrDC ♥

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it. He’ll love it.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

done

OH HAI LARS!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

I didn’t last very long.

/waits

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNWLS

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. He’s going to be soooooo sorry he missed this comment from you

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I wish I would have had this opportunity earlier.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too easy

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

hey, at least your out of the dreaded “Friend Zone” ;)

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

*you're

I hate misspelling that!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’ll live

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you mad at me?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve lost a McCoven though.

Although, I do resent being called the “new guy”.

/raises eyebrow

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you haven't lost me :)

And you were new! Bae asked and it was kinda awkward (for me only, I’m sure!!)

After Lars, ResDog is next. Don’t tell him, though!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to be #2,394,203 in line.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has many men on her list.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

since you're Timmy's father and all..

♥ SFGuy ♥

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ LarsTheWanderer ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel old.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ResDog is currently my Pokemonz nemesis

3 games back from him in the league.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s me actually

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

YOU BASTARD.

But we each have clinched playoff spots already.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we’re awesome. High five!

ALSO LOL MODS. NATTO AND JPORNY

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

o/

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL oh geez

There’s plenty of room for all of us…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAWR!

Taking my rightful place among the pantheon of the hearted!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2010 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's OK

Pat has Aubrey.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I think he’ll be just fine.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ DrDC ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

We need to see what happens first.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

a girl? on the interwebs?

by ElCartero on Sep 2, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, they seem to go hand in hand.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Feels like Giants baseball again.

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand completely I could not stop smiling afterward. Still am actually.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I love this exuberance

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Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a September win if I ever saw one — no Darren ford, no run, and they’re still playing.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what Joe Torre was talking about

No fair to be losing to AA players. LOL JOE

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

whinerJOE. add LaRussa while we’re at it.

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw LaRussa for appearing at Glenn Beck’s nazi rally.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

THIS SO HARD

/not talking about politics

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS SO HARD
/not talking about politics

TWSS

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still can’t believe how fast Ford is… dude is FAST!!!!!!!! Dont know much about his hitting or his fielding, but WOW!

Also, slightly OT: and i know already discussed, but WOW NYJER MORGAN, WTF

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BROTHA IS FAST.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the Video

He got knocked down, and walked off the field like he won

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did Morgan do?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude went crazy down Florida way.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should watch the video if you have time

like Gobroks said… dude got LAID THE FUCK OUT, and started taunting the fans

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I think he landed the better punch

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

On volstad?

first, that was a bad move by Morgan going after a dude like a foot taller than you, and then to not notice the 1st baseman flying over to clothesline you

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He popped Volstad pretty good. I think if you’re charging the mound like that you’re hoping for one good lick anyway and Nyjer got a better one in than I’ve seen in a while.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea… i’m surprised he could reach him

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but a closeline is badass.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

probably gets you one or two fewer games of suspension too

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he should be suspended at all. All he did was protect his pitcher.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you wouldnt think a guy like Volstad needs protection from Nyjer Morgan

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didnt do much defending

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too quick

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

running closeline is badass

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clothesline from Hell

Gaby “Bradshaw” Sanchez

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morgan's punch missed

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by Goofus on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he got Volstad on the side of the head.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glancing blow at best; Volstad sidestepped.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiffed badly.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, according to SC, Volstad wound up with a contusion on his face (?)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, looking at the vid below

It looks like he got him around the ear.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked like one of those crazies that enjoys fighting for fun. I guess playing for the Nats isn’t too exciting by itself.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Sep 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Gaby Sanchez closelined his ass

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

VIDEO PLEASE

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by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

15-5? in the 6th? sheeesh,
he did it on purpose! he wanted to get thrown out!

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by Merope on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently he was hit earlier in the game too

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to disagree with the marlins announcers. If you’re going to throw at a guy when your team is up 10 runs and he decides to steal 2nd and 3rd so be it. Don’t throw at him again.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this

Thing A

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by sam23 on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY!!!! this is why i’m waiting for the nationals broadcast comes out… gotta hear what they say

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I didnt see the play from last night where Nyjer took out the catcher, was it bad?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad enough to take him out a few games

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

but dirty bad or clean bad?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhat dirty

ball wasn’t even close to the plate really and Nyjer took him the fuck out, could have slid

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was the catcher in front of the plate? Could Nyjer have known where the ball was?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude was i believe on the plate, and i’m pretty sure he saw the ball

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had to jump to catch the throw

He had just landed. A slide would have obviously been safe.

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched it. I don’t think it was dirty.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It definitely wasn’t needed… compound that with what happened against St. Louis or whomever it was last time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the catcher is not blocking the plate, you don’t hit him.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. I disagree.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

more dirtbaggy than dirty?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am trying to remember that quote from Major League 2 from Jack Parkman

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't stand on the tracks when the train's comin?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying, it’s not your opinion. It’s one of them fancy unwritten rules.

Especially given the context of Morgan trying to take out the catcher three feet off the plate in St. Louis the previous series, he’s just asking to start something.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was at least on the plate, unlike the STL incident, which, IMO was bullshit move by him.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s sorta my point. Maybe the play where he took out the Florida pitcher was close and/or borderline. But when you add in the play in STL, and him getting the 7-gam suspension right before that, smacks of a guy looking for a fight.

Also, he ended the catcher’s season. Gotta retaliate.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a problem with them throwing at him for it. I think they’re oversensitive to throw at him twice just because he decided to steal 2 bases when his team was down 10.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit the 2B stealing second. The whole thing seemed like a pretty obvious “fuck you” to me.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s how fights happen

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should just make it a written rule, no need for catchers to be getting hurt like that.

In this case he knew the ball was going to beat him there and you gotta make the decision to slide or bowl him over pretty early.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

got a link?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was standing on the plate, just to the first base side, and the throw was high. If Morgan slides, he’s safe.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

The hit was totally unnecessary and counterproductive.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. He’s done for (at least) this season.

by speckops on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that Marlin’s catcher is out for the season with a dislocated shoulder

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see it either.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have been safe if he slid, but he decided to plow into the guy instead.

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Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. If his team was up then yeah, drill him. FLA announcers are idiots.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe they threw at him again because of the way he took the two steals after being hit the first time.

by thebighead on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why throw at him at all?

If you’re up 10 and he’s stealing, he’s really making an ass of himself. But it’s not really at the expense of the Marlins. He’s just running to pad his stats which makes him a dickhead…but…who cares?

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Sep 3, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Gaby Sanchez just boosted his ROY candidacy in my mind.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey needs to closeline SIRM then

Even if he’s not on the field

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by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow that was ugly

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad and I

Were seriously in awe at how fast he is. That bunt by Tim, Darren was already at 2nd Base by the time someone picked up the bunt. And that was very balsy to run when the ball got away from Olivo because it didn’t get away very far but I’m so glad he did, that was amazing.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's so fast, he doesn't seem fast

which is faster than the wow-that’s-fast guys

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, good observation on the bunt, i noticed that too, and i wouldn’t have thrown the ball to third if i were Olivo… that was very balsy i agree… BUT YES, THAT WAS AMAZING

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was stealing, wasn’t he?

by Evan on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was running on contact

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so, I knew he was trying to get to third on that WP.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you mean on the bunt or the going to third? For third, the ball was like barely six feet away from home plate.

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by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the bunt...

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was in motion, I’m pretty sure.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh... well that would explain it

Either way, he might be the fastest player on the team

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way he is so fast

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was in motion. And then he was already on the base when Ubaldo went to throw the ball.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounded like he took off before the pitch was even thrown.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had the throw to third beat by a mile, too.

by Evan on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just gonna come out and say

It’s good for baseball to have some legit crazy people in the league.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morgan’s “hockeyness” came out. (Morgan used to play hockey as a teen in Canada)

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by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

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by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

There is only one September

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

By the way, THANK GOD, first night i’ve had nothing to do since school started… Just had to take notes, GREAT night to watch the game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, me too

I’m an architecture major so night off = blue moon.

by techsig12 on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M SO SORRY!!

I graduated last year. Longest 5 years of my life.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

back when i was in college

Arch Majors drank the most. Most all nighters on priojects, biggest crashes…. sorry

by Bar None on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooo many things were awesome about this game!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Timothy (I'm going to call you that even though you probably hate it),

Thank you for coming back the amazing pitcher all of us Giants fans have come to know and love. Even when you weren’t pitching well, we still loved you just the same and always will. You are amazing.

Love,
Giants Fans All Over The World (especially the McCoven)

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I mentioned this in the GDT, but these arrived just before the bottom of the 8th:

http://www.shopadidas.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4001116&page=2&cp=3748172.3769878.3748174.3748184.2039609.2039613.2012802&cid=G22112&shopGroup=R

I think I have to wear them every game now. Or at least have them within arm’s reach.

Great win.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I just bought some Sambas

But they were the classic ones. I wish I bought these.

by BeatLA55 on Sep 1, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have some craptastic Ellesse’s in that color scheme. They’re not as cool, but they were $15.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would totally buy those if they weren’t $80 =/

by thebighead on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought my last Pair of Sambas last year promptly after returning from Burning Man. They lasted me a full year, but are thoroughly trashed after 11 weeks at summer camp. I needed some new kicks, and felt like splurging off my last paycheck.

I’m marking it as a deduction from my tax-free “travel voucher.”

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig em

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 1, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I wanna buy this.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 1, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have two pairs of Sambas, a black pair that I wear in the OR (and which are, consequently, disgusting) and a blue pair that I wear everywhere. They are awesome.

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by cornball on Sep 2, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

$1 off any beer for all McCoven at my bar tonite

St Mary’s Pub
3845 Mission St
San Francisco, CA 94110
415-970-1939

http://www.yelp.com/biz/st-marys-pub-san-francisco
facebook.com/stmaryspub

Also, TV is back on Rabbit Ears FTW!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

How late will you be open tonight?

by zuma420 on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Midnight if there's business

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

2am if I've still got people

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of these day’s I’ll be around for one of these promotions

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

O Will You

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell’s yeah, is this bar in the mission?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excelsior/Bernal Hights

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will make this one of these days.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monday and Tuesday

I’ll keep ya’ll updated

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You friends with a guy Eze, by chance?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 1, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, doesn't sound familiar

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is active anytime I bartend

Monday, Tuesday nights 6-close also this sunday 6-close

I’m closing in a half hour cause its dead COME THRU SUNDAY

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have any McCoven show up yet?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Short notice is always bad

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it

I just got back from Broken Record. I would have totally detoured…

Stupid lack of smartphone…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 1, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Know a guy

if you have verizon

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Jobs?

Because if it is, I’m drinking at your bar post-haste.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 1, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm
There’s no logical reason for September 1st feeling different from August 31st. It just doesn’t make sense.

The United States Government thinks that yesterday I wasn’t fit to drink alcohol, but today I can.

I’m off to LA tomorrow for the series, hopefully I’ll make it back alive!

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 1, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Don't worry

Nobody will be in attendance anyway

by BeatLA55 on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy bday as well. i only remember my 21st because there was damning video evidence

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy birthday

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday – you should head over to Father’s Office on Montana if you get to the West Side.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Co-signed.

Love that place.

by dprodigy19 on Sep 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday

Which game are you going to btw? I’ll be there on Sunday in the Loge area.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 2, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh. my. god.

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Just beautiful

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

there need to be different levels of recs. and this should be the highest.

by yankeessuck8991 on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

=o

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my reaction.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Oh my

LOL ZITO

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Especially the Zito part

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Zito line makes it.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfectly in character.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dialog rings true

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap!

you never post here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

(If you are who I think you are, that is.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only matched up usernames in the school thread. (Just beautiful was a big tip, too)

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just the perfect response to that, you know?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

tailor made

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just always late to threads

or I have to go to bed in the 7th inning. damn timezones.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, believe me, I totally understand that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m picturing creepy Zito from all the photoshops.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm picturing more than that

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so wrong, but it’s cracking me up.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to photoshop creepy Zito onto his head.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

YES! I’m seriously going to wake up the neighbors laughing like this.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, no!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWLS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

L?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Never mind.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Lars. :(

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

Dissed and dismissed!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve gotten enough of it from you, so, there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/humps your leg!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/jealous

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

/tosses you over my shoulder and carries you off!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

now PiKA is jealous

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, you totally have a jealous streak

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind when you’re flirting with him, though. ;-)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because you know I’m just using him

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok, i still got... umm....

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your leg is the only one he humps, so you should feel special.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i shall cherrish my leg forever

i’ll never wash it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, true love.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I think you absolutely SHOULD wash it

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't, it's LARS we're talkin bout

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not what I meant, lol.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, TOO TRUE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I got it.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also WLS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why but this really did make me LOL IRL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

rectilinear (empahsis on rec’t)

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are a sick, sick man. woman. duck. whatever.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWHAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LARS!!! DAMN YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLotion

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLotion

PITCH TO MY POSEY
Eli Whiteside Fan Club

by howtheydidntscore on Sep 2, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh for the love of pete

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am horrified.

The lotion part is pretty funny, though.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

he finally found the “rainbow connection”

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhh, I’m going to think of this every time I see them together now.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope

this somehow gets cross posted at Purple Row

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have membership. Someone do it for me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wooooooow

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to make my wife read this. I have my reasons.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s good, but you missed a definite chance to mention a six-pack.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wut!?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 2, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to do homework

but I’m too excited about this game

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Add a few filters and photoshop pictures of them both looking vaguely distressed in the background and you’re good to go.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! That is so true.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a small, creepy Zito in the corner.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a title, too.

Something overwrought that sounds like it was written by a sixteen-year-old. Something like “Home Runs and Western Suns.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like one JctGamer’s Huff punchline jokes could suffice.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

his pole is huge!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's big

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very large.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 1, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how quickly Photobucket will take this down.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good ol’ Barry. Gotta love him.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRECKED

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for the next chapter

GET IT DONE, LETTER!!!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you. We have to write something together.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really jealous of Huff right now.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slut.
(Him, not you) (though…)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

WELL THEN

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 2, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you are pretty trampy.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DON’T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

/calls travel agent and tries to change vacation plans

“I’m sorry, Lars. I asked everyone I know and nobody has ever heard of Whore Island”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just have to be persistent. Keep calling regularly, many times a day.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 2, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to bring it up didn’t you?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 2, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

THIS IS AWESOME.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel sorry for Burrell now!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right, how can he possibly hope to compete with Buster?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has no chance!

Poor Pat…

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no. Everything will work out. It’s all right.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You promise?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars is already all emotional.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am!

I am really worried.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be okay, punkin’. You know Aubrey loves Pat best.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay
/sniffle

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do. What’s meant to be is meant to be.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/whew

Okay, I feel better now.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god I legit teared up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your reactions are as awesome as the stories.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUH ROH

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This whole thing is amazing.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

But also, you’ve made me quit lurking and actually comment.

I hope this is fixed fast!

by WhatWouldBurishDo on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

loved

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

this is so much better than mine! You rule!!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ DrDC ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

letter, you are an amazing writer

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster is a home-wrecker

He can do ANYTHING

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad you like it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only Huff knew!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a way with words.

I’m serious. After you go through the funnies, it’s still very nice and well written.

by fracon on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a preface to this chapter:

~And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to join in on the fun, but it feels boorish to hijack the story.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wrote part of it back in the GDT though!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what? Someone post a link!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we’ll write the connecting exposition for all this. I seriously want this to be one readable narrative by the weekend.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is already my favorite fanfic ever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are so very much my favorite person right now. I can’t believe this has taken off.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

The Bengie thing almost killed me.

And, I like Torres thinking Huff could do better (also mentioning the “pussy is jealous” thing).

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally I could have gone without picturing Bochy/Bengie unrequited love but still so damn awesome

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

At least it was unrequited.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true. And you really can’t be held responsible for what goes on in my head.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bengie section was my work, thank you very much.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I actually guessed that was you.

It was hysterical. I just have a very active imagination

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

I’m supposed to go to bed after this? I am going to cry myself to sleep tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs moar Celine Dion

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At what point does this start to get creepy?

by zuma420 on Sep 2, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably the beginning

But who really cares?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 2, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 2, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY ISN’T THIS GREEN?!?!?!

by Every6thDay on Sep 2, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is now

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
"Women are all unique and interesting. As such, no real set way of dealing with them is ever correct. You wouldn’t use the same set of numbers on every combination lock you came across." - Lars

by Prussian Creole on Sep 2, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

An American Tail

FTW!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AMERICAN TALE

Which also seems like it could be the title of Pat’s night on the town. Just need to adjust to “American Tail”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO!!!

Somebody tell him!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It even works with the “Western Suns” part of the title!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure they didn’t go to the Cheesecake Factory?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

topical!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect that about 100 maymays are going to come out of this thread.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL x2

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell should go to the Cheesecake Factory with a teammate to talk about his relationship issues and then Huff happens to go at the same time (because they have one brain that they share between them), sees them together (it could be Torres or something) and then HE misunderstands and gets mad that Burrell has ~moved on so quickly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes yes YES. I like where you’re going.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! It’s all about the constant misunderstandings.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T TAKE THIS CONSTANT HEARTBREAK. I WANT MY HAPPY ENDING

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Zito in the corner.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always, always, creepy Zito in the corner.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The scene zooms out to show Zito sitting in the table in the corner, chewing… chewing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

While keeping the same facial expression the entire time.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every story needs a villain.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, I don’t want to make him the villain. But maybe it is what’s best for the narrative.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s the villain. It’s just Zito being Zito.

The villain of this story is nothing but Huff and Burrell’s inability to communicate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, that’s a guy thing.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom. Right there. You are knocking it out of the park tonight.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s that piece of the puzzle that really isn’t necessary, but makes it a cult classic.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is just harrowing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can feel the pain in each word

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful metaphor.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is simply the best.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ DrDC ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

His zucchini is jealous!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT IS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It totally is!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah jealousy

there better be a fanpost compiling all that is written tonight, for those of us that have to go to bed.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m seriously considering this. I think I’ve made a bigger impact with this story than with anything else I’ve done in my life.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the most epic romance I’ve ever read.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second City Hockey has Days of Our Defense

compiled here. I can’t find the cover art right now, but they’re on a horse, backwards, with champagne and rainbows.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re changing lives.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and don't worry Pat

Huff may have called Buster Jesus, but I’m sure you got a few “Oh god!”s

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was good.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ DrDC ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/subscribes to TheLetter2’s and jponry’s blogs

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

This place is out of control

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in such a good mood right now, I can’t even tell you. This is what I’m like when I’m giddy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going to be one of those epic post game threads that has 1800 comments by midnight.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can barely keep up…wearing out the Z key

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right? I HAVE TO BE AT WORK IN SIX HOURS BUT I’M NOT LEAVING

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, guys,

I’m late to this post game party, but this whole thing started back in the GDL at about 8:15 (I’m too lame to post a link) when I recalled the Huffian statement after a Burrell gamewinner: “I’m gonna fuck him up.” Alex picked up on it, then Letter ran beautifully, as did jponry.

Well done folks. I hope someone pieces it together.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opulence, Huff Haz it

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got a huge talent!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 1, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol allusion

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell has that “I just looked but I’m trying not to look again” look.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, WOWWWW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately

at the point where they start celebrating the HR, freddy steps in front of the camera

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of razor is Burrell using?

His face always looks smooth as Keith Stone a baby’s bottom

by techsig12 on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This picture pretty much perfectly captures these two

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

For anyone who's forgotten

This is from last night, when they were both watching Andres’ fly-ball-home-run

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He makes fast people look, not fast”

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BusterfuckingP!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one of my favorites.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

September should be the 7th month

Here’s hoping for July 2.0

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't even formulate a comment on this right now

That game was awesome on so very many levels, but I think Timmy outdueling Ubaldo has to be the primary thing. Let it not be lost in the shuffle that the winning run scored because of a walk.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad this post didn’t end with “but it all ended with heartbreak.”

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s later. For now, rejoice!!

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like you all to remember, because it seems to have been lost in all the fuss, but

LOL TULO, WHINE SOME MORE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SUCK IT TULO

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked so stupid just standing there. What an idiot he totally went around too.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot to be excited about tonight. One of the small things: Ford’s gotta be so happy right now. He’ll get a lot of love from his new teammates, his family and friends will call him and tell him how they’re proud of him, and, no matter how his career turns out, he’ll have at least one cool story to tell about playing for a Major League team.

Wins let you think about things like this, instead of thinking about the best forget everything that just happened in a hurry.

by Seasick fish on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Darren Ford=Moonlight Graham

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford == Cool Papa Bell. ‘Faster than that.’

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little know fact

Centaur urine will keep raccoons out of your garden.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone knows that wine made from Centaur urine is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it also cures penis breath

from brushing your teeth with penis

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pro Tip: Centaur farms keep the centaurs in shockingly poor conditions. Don’t support them by buying centaur products.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit!

First it’s the Unicorn ranchers, now the Centaur guys. Who can you trust these days?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

I missed the game but I’d just like to say that Lincecum should sit out the rest of the season considering he’s clearly lost all command.

Also, I am in Albuquerque on my way back to California, so yay for me!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 1, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch out for girls insensitive to climactic changes

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really should at least replace one or two of his starts with Hacker or Pucetas, until he gets in better shape.

Traveling is so much better after a win, especially a great game like this one.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Sep 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

In Albuquerque, huh? Well, I still get to be president of the McC New Mexico chapter.

by Dan from NM on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winning Tonight: Fuck Yeah

So glad and relieved to get an effective game from Timmy. Glad he got the W.

I am curious from someone “in the know” (ie not watching the game on gamecast): what made Timmy so on tonight? Velocity, location, mixing pitches up, good D … ?

ps: Suck it Rockies. Fuck Yeah.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

good location, good movement, good pitch selection, and some bad Rockies swings

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Location, location, location. His fastball was still 90-91 but he was hitting the zone enough to use the Magical Disappearing Changeup when he really needed it. Also did a good job of mixing up his pitches, not always going to the change with 2 strikes – he got a couple looking Ks on fastballs.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muchos Groceries

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, that Freddy Sanchez catch was awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

it was like he was single-handedly catching the Padres

by mlb22 on Sep 1, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

REC'D

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Freddie is max D this year

by Bar None on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s gold glove caliber this year.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he hit for more power, he’d have a decent shot.

My money is on Phillips getting the nod, though.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross was playing RF in the 9th

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Bochy took Burrell out before Guillen?

LOLBORK

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

shiii

that’s what i get for assuming…I thought Bochy put him back in RF for the 9th and he was going to misjudge another hit….thank goodness

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darren Ford with the epic spike.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Sep 1, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Darren Ford

by BeatLA55 on Sep 1, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 1, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

never in doubt

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BusterfuckingP
  
Who designed the rockies unis? Mugatu? #TIMMYSGOTBLUESTEELTONIGHT #IGOTMAGNUM

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Sep 1, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Mugatu

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking balls break differently?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a mystery. Probably will never be solved.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It definitely has nothing to do with the humidor.

by zuma420 on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Same ol' same ol'

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how people think Federer is done, but still believe in that joker

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

EEEEuwwwww..Federer looks like Ryan Theriot.

by Edelweiss on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so into that game I forgot to eat dinner

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

My sister handed me sushi rolls during the game, and I kept eating them.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s her #?

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ps

I’m in Osaka, and, a couple nights ago, tried some Natto at a Donburi place. And, ummm … to be honest, after a couple bites, I put the plastic wrap back on, and pushed it out of sight. Acquired taste, I guess.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

your sister sounds like a wonderful person

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. You just reminded me

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say 3rd, behind the Burrell 8th inning homer as well.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when the San Francisco Giants win the baseball game.

by zuma420 on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Another thing lost in this game

LOL NO 18th WIN FOR UBALDO.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I enjoyed that Mister Awesome got the big

LLL
LLL
LLL
LLL
LLLLLLLLL

(as in the beginning and end of “LOL”)

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what do you mean?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The big L
;-)

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game deserves and It's It.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

An*

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if PR didn’t think we were insane before, they certainly do now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Right. The fanfic.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY FIC

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there going to be unfortunate misunderstandings in later chapters?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it is slashfic. Isn’t that a requirement?

Not that I know anything about slashfic.

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by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There also needs to be pining.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

It needs to be extremely overwrought.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
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by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not one for H/C, but you’re right. A little angst is required.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that's a no to the cutting and anorexia?

SIGH, I guess we’ll make due some how.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
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by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you want your emo fic, you write it. :^)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with jealousy and pining

but if I miss it, I’ll just go dig up the joe thornton/nabokov epic

Go jump in Toews Lake.
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by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the pining is key.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is pretty epic. Would be very creepy with Dinger substituted/added.

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by bgunn on Sep 2, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

CPS will be knocking on the door very soon…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIDDLESTICKS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

PR... GO FUCK YOURSELF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they had it coming

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

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by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god I'm laughing so hard

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, what madness have you unleashed upon us all.

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by joe579 on Sep 2, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip picked Bochy....

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he didn’t play Renteria! HAHA

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Awesome.

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by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he said Bochy put out the right lineup tonight. Renteria was available and Uribe needed a day off but he played Fontenot

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then they talked the choice around to accidentally pointing out that calling for Ford to run after two straight bunt popups was kind of a dumb idea.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

good moves: starting Fontenot, pinch running Ford, putting Wilson in
bad moves: leaving Guillen in RF in the 9th, the hit and run with Panda batting and Posey at first

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Torres wasn;t havin; it tonight! Took CONTROL

by Bar None on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. it didn’t matter, but it was an unnecessary risk.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but this was the first game I've seen Torres really try to dominate the outfield

in terms of range and fielding. He was not going to let a ball be misplayed in OF tonight. Love it, BTW

by Bar None on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely. Torres put on a command performance.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that guy

and this adds more depth to his play.

by Bar None on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR likes his play as well, I hear. Torres wasn’t havin’ it either, lol

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh excellent.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Balls

This day is really amazing.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was NOT the right move
Bochy put Wilson in, which was the right move.

it just worked out that way

just like yesterday when his last 4 pitches were 3 hanging sliders and a 90-mph cut fastball for a called strike 3

Weez wasn’t blowing fastballs past people for strike 3 in any of the last 3 games

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Disagree

Your boiler plate approach that you always bring up here doesn’t always apply.

Wilson is different. His conditioning is fantastic and in no way was he tired. He humped up to 97 at one point when he needed to. Today’s save was as strong of a save as he has thrown all year.

Plus, this is September so throw away your rigid rulebook around bullpen use.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t feed the troll – he’s saying ridiculous stuff because he wants attention

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But . . .

. . . in this case it is anything but ridiculous.

It’s all well and good to be flooded with euphoria, but back in the real world, where Brian Wilson is a human being, not a comic-book grotesque, it was a very poor choice.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whether or not it was a poor choice, I think it’s going to pay off in the long run.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you talk to Brian before our after the game. Do you have an insight into how he or his arm were feeling before or after the game, or are you just basing this on spreadsheets?

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 days in a row is pretty heavy usage

but guys get tired, they should get rest when they need it.

No crackpot rigid formula needed.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

thankfully there is an off day tomorrow

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the better metric might be pitches thrown. He only threw 8 pitches last night.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And without warming up, either.

And he was created whole by God yesterday, too.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He warmed up

I was at the game and watched him.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the point

he only threw 8 pitches in the game but he also had to warm up for the 4th day in row. I believe hooters was being sarcastic.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just so.

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by owlcroft on Sep 2, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when one of them was a 5 out

save where he threw quite a few pitches.

I think what people are not realizing is that not only are you risking him not having his stuff and blowing the game, you are also potentially risking an injury.

by nofreetime on Sep 2, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am basing it . . .

. . . on many things, including hundreds of hours of conversations with managers, coaches, players, and pitchers. You?

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

His performance tonight.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love using the results to establish the rationale.

by speckops on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point is, I’m sure all involved assessed his condition before making the decision. And his performance suggests that he was in fact, okay to pitch tonight.

I didn’t talk to Brian though.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, how about his performance last night when he was throwing fastballs at 91 mph? That wasn’t disconcerting at all?

by speckops on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"All involved".

Ah, I forgot: Bruce Bochy never makes a bad move.

As for talking to Brian: are we to suppose that what a given player with a chance to perform may say to his manager has one hair off a rat’s ass to do with whether or not he should be given that chance?

And of course, bad bets that pay off were really good bets. I think the horse you’re flogging has gone to the knackery.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most of us agree that Bork pained himself into a corner tonight with bad bullpen decisions over the last few days.

But with a day off tomorrow, having Wilson close the game is very attractive if he had enough in the tank to do so. Since he only threw 8 pitches the night before, the conclusion may have been he was okay to pitch.

It’s agreed that 4 days in a row is pushing it, so maybe it was the wrong decision. I don’t have an objective way to determine this. But he seemed strong tonight if that is a good indicator.

But the larger point of the original post was in response to another user’s POV on bullpen use, independent of your views.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork Pain! That’s the common theme of the night.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will say, that I am willing to admit when I am wrong (unlike some others on MCC…not you), so if you produce evidence I will listen with an open mind.

My main point was that using a rigid formula for bullpen use in a September pennant race may be a bit idealistic and unrealistic.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A "rigid formula"?

How many days in a row do you think a pitcher can warm up and pitch on without it being likely—not certain, likely—to degrade his performance? Especially when some of it is mutliple innings, and much of it is high-stress? And on what do you base your answer?

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hokysmokes has a formula

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the point of the thread. The context has been lost and it goes back many threads over several weeks.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought high-stress pitching was a myth?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, don't know for sure.

But the idea is at least plausible. If there are studies and data, that would be interesting.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’ve read something before, but the evidence wasn’t too strong to suggest either.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm.

A quick look turns up very little. A quotation from Mike Maddux of the Rangers, stating that stress pitches are harder on the arm than when pitching with nobody on base, and an article—not readable without paying—“Stress Pitches vs Pitch Count” by David Allen at FanGraphs.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t know where I read it. I can understand the difference between pitching from the windup and the stretch, but I don’t see how the difference between a 1 run and 3 run game is really going to affect a pitcher.

The only exception is if he consciously decides to take off some velocity or add some I suppose.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that there is a common belief . . .

. . . that pitching from the stretch is inherently more stressful, in a simple physical sense, that from the windup. I can’t speak to the realities of that (maybe I should email Will Carroll), but I do know that a rather recent study—if I recall, on The Baseball Analysts—suggested that results when pitching from the stretch are at least as good as, if not perhaps a hair better, than from the windup.

In any event, the common belief would be that pitching with runners on would take more out of an arm. Whether pitching in especially critical situations, where every pitch could be the game, is really physically more stressful is, as I say, unknown to me.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that first part has a lot to do with the pitcher’s windup, and how mechanically sound it is compared to the stretch.

As for the 2nd part, I feel like the stress would be more mental than physical, and whether that is true or not will probably only be speculation.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good ol’ pseudo-stats.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya, seriously. All this guy did from the very beginning was comment about is bullpen usage (and the gorecast, which is pretty awesome btw). The majority didnt like this, for whatever reason, and started heckling him because of it. Then, he responded to your criticisms and you called him a troll. I don’t really get it. enlighten me.

by aaroncallagher on Sep 1, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not about that post, it’s about all of them.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know that, but its pretty consistent, and not insanely ridiculous. he just has a philosophy about bullpen usage.

by aaroncallagher on Sep 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also consistently rude, condescending and insulting.

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by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know how to look up past conversations, but from what I remember; its usually someone heckling him for a pretty neutral comment about bullpen usage, then he responds. Revisionist history?

by aaroncallagher on Sep 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean can you give me examples where he does things unprovoked? or tell me how to look it up myself, because I dont think this is the case

by aaroncallagher on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can disagree with me. I, frankly, don’t care enough to spend time looking up examples.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This (I agree)

I get super tired of people asking for examples when a quick search will give them plenty.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=examples

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by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

siick fuckin burn

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 1, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, well when people disagree with you, dont you want examples yo back up their opinions? Arguing without facts is the most ignorant thing people can do

by aaroncallagher on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not ignorant, I just don’t care what you think. If you want to think people are jerks based on your own inability to martial the facts, that’s your problem. I know I’m right, because I’ve been here. It isn’t worth my time to go digging around to try to change your mind when you could just have easily searched on your own before reaching an unfounded, incorrect conclusion.

Maybe you should take your own advice.

Arguing without facts is the most ignorant thing people can do

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do realize this is EXACTLY what you just did, right??

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually funny.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wimmins.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, boy.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're just trying now, aren't you?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying what?

that wasn’t an insult

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If your going to be a condescending prick, at least own up to it.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolate.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/kicks dirt

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LADY PARTS CONFUSING THEIR BRAINS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look, you’re being a misogynistic dick. That’s totally acceptable behavior.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 1, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an asshole.

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Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

now THAT is an insult

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insult, facts, etc.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

your screen name needs two more letters

one is vowel and one is consonant

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sick burn.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What will I ever do with myself?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cry yourself to sleep, I reckon. Career-ender, right there.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

I’m definitely considering retiring from the interwebz.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Deck, I presume? Carpenter extraordinaire?

by speckops on Sep 1, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know the Inspectah had a PhD.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny part about my username is that the Dr is more meaningful than the DC.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, it’s only okay when you do it, in response to someone NOT being an asshole?

You certainly do have a formula.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

When have I called other McCoven assholes?

I may have, but it’s surely a rare occurence.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just click any one of those links up there.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/28/1542679/post-game-thread-giants-throw-a#40837550

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was too easy.

Also, someone who uses the word “wimmins” in that context and doesn’t think it’s an asshole thing to do has a lot more wrong with him than being rude.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You also have 183 instances of calling us all nerds for various reasons.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you have to actually say the word asshole to call someone an asshole.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would think that.

Asshole.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not your asshole, friend.

by speckops on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not your friend, buddy.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or telling people to go fuck themselves.

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by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHILDREN!!!!! Play nice,

by Edelweiss on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to think you were a troll

NowI just think you’re a jackass. I also think you lied earlier about going on a date to the Cheesecake factory. Nobody wants to date you

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cheesecake Factory

is at the top of Macy’s and I parked in the garage in the middle of Union Square across the street.

While waiting for a table with those stupid beepers they hand out, we waited on the terrace which overlooks Union Square.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’ve been to the cheesecake factory. That doesn’t not prove Prussian’s point.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOESN’T NOT! IDIOT!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

when the writing space gets cramped, it does get harder to get the grammar straightened out

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

An impressive recollection of the dinner you went on alone.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

this doesn’t prove anything actually, maybe that you have been to the Restaurant, but not that you went with a date, let alone a girl

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, let’s not fight personal attacks with personal attacks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. In retrospect that post was a poor choice. I’m just soooo damn tired of the misogynistic comments around here.

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Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, you could do something about it.

#justsaying

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know why I’m so reluctant to ban him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same reason grm lasted so long, I imagine.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I ban too much, I have this image with other people as someone who likes to ban posters when I really don’t… you or Natto or Grant can do it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am glad I am not a mod.

The last Timmy start in August I may have banned half the site.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You only ban so much because you keep track of people re-registering after having been banned.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, just the one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, you got banned from Purple Row. Ha.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should really take part in the fanfic.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, and you got banned there without even commenting! Amazing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you missed some craziness the other night.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard some rumbling on Twitter.

About the severing of diplomatic relations with PR.

Something about their mods defending their trolls.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything has been resolved now. More or less.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry is our champion.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really shouldn’t even be not missing this action right now, but I did technically do my reading for tomorrow. I just know that I’m going to need to review it if I don’t want to be in class going “uhhh… I concur….”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change it up a bit.

Say you do not concur.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool story.

I remember one time I was supposed to have Mrs. Dalloway for a class. There was discussion and such about this and that and there I am bullshitting my way through. All of a sudden we get to the end where I had always believed that she was to have tossed herself in front of a train or whatever as part of the conclusion. So I jump in with a comment or two about this that the professor thoughtfully listens to before saying, “Well, that’s not actually how it ended.”

So I’m flustered and blurt out, “Well, I didn’t read it.” And then I cross my arms over my chest. He was amused enough that I got away with it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

As an undergrad, I was part of a three team presentation on a particular book. I had read about 15 pages, so my plan was to let the other two people dominate the discussion and to just jump in when I could bullshit my way through it. Unfortunately, the other two people were both unprepared AND introverted, so I ended up taking about 75% of the presentation facetime, based almost entirely on information that I kind of remembered from the previous week’s lecture. It totally worked out, and it ended up being a pretty good presentation.

I’ve promised myself that I’m not going to dick with my education as a grad student the same way I sometimes did as an undergrad.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most of the “watch out jponry has the banhammer!!!” comments stem from the accidental GiantPain banning.

I don’t think anyone here really thinks you’re too quick to the draw.

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Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that “wimmins” comment should put him right on the edge.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did GRM finally find himself squarely under the banhammer? I thought he just got bored.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He made a really gross comment to someone who shared an experience about losing a family member and how that affected him in his daily life.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine this one poorly.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

how did i miss this???

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think howie hid it pretty quickly. But it was really one of the most heartless things I’ve ever seen someone post on here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

i know i’ve personally posted some pretty awful shit here, so i can;t even imagine what GRM must’ve said. crazy.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a fucked up thing to say… but not the worst thing ever. More of the straw that broke the camel’s back sort of thing.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

I did not know he had finally been banned. Now my GRM images will not mean as much.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRM GOT BANNED????

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by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2010 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, NATTO!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 2, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been keeping the theory that he assumed the warning he got was actually a banning.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I think too. Guess he got scared and didn’t feel like coming back to check.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he just didn’t want to post here anymore if he couldn’t harass Natto.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also possible. The weird thing is that Natto never did anything to get on his bad side. I spent a lot more energy than I should have messing with that guy because I didn’t like him, and he never made a single sideways comment at me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps he saw Natto as a threat.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen him post on Sickels’ site a little while ago.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 2, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry's internal monologue

“If he hasn’t been banned already, there must be some reason the other mods are keeping him around, right? Right? RIGHT?

I LOVE POKEMON"

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would that more were.

And ideally some of them not themselves women. The “Tubby’s Klub House” air around here can get awfully vile at times, and not infrequent times, either.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you think that disagreeing with him is provoking him, then I guess he doesn’t do things unprovoked.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, jponry, it’s obviously all our fault.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned from Purple Row

by speckops on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

picked nearly at random

it didn’t take a lot of searching
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/28/1542679/post-game-thread-giants-throw-a#40837550

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

From that same thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/28/1542679/post-game-thread-giants-throw-a#40846571

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/28/1542679/post-game-thread-giants-throw-a#40847130

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/28/1542679/post-game-thread-giants-throw-a#40847380

Really we can keep going. And that last one was in response to this provoking comment:

That does not help to prove your point in any way.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and another

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/13/1622643/post-game-thread-norma-desmond#44369194

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you click on his username, you can see every post he has ever made,

complete with a search function.

Warning: although there may be thousands of words, there is very little content.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just typing this.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, please do not encourage the gorecast thing.

His image selection is not something to be emulated most of the time.

Second, This is not a one post thing. It is a collection of posts over the time that he has been a member here. He also does not respond to well thought out arguments or anything that would remotely disprove his ideas. He also lashes out with insults to people he deems as “nerds” and for some reason believes he is entirely justified to do so.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the cherry picking!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, now I want cherries

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont mind the gorecast

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

He only threw 8 pitches last night, and he’s shown in his career that he’s been able to pitch a lot and in consecutive days. Ideally, sure you’d like to use someone else, but it’s a one run game and he’s your best pitcher out of the pen.

That being said, yesterday is the game he shouldn’t have been used. Plus, now he gets a day off.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, yesterday would have been a good day to give him a break with a three run lead.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line. Romo would have done just fine, I think.

At least the remainder of the ’pen will be well-rested now!

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like the one thing I take out of this as a positive. The bullpen was way overworked, especially Lopez and Ramirez.

The other semi-positive is, despite being taxed in his workload, Wilson has looked lights out the last two nights, which gives me high hopes for the stretch run.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not just that

Romo hasn’t pitched in forever.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

who the fuck is Sergio Romo?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue Amy G .gif

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't say anything about a Sergio

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

This made me laugh really hard. Well played.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This (I agree)

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god I lol'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still lol'ing

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hit 96 tonight on his first fasball

then the Rocks helped by swinging at breaking pitches out of the zone

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. Sounds like smart pitching to me.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was dumb swinging

last night Colorado weren’t expecting the lack of velocity on his fastballs and mistimed their swings to make outs

tonight they swung at the non-fastballs out of the zone

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

rec’d

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Don’t even bother.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lost in the shuffle

of Huff/Burrell kicking each other’s asses in elation are Timmy and Buster turning to each other in celebration behind them :)

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 1, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I pointed that out up there somewhere. It was SO CUTE. And, I think Timmy dropped a “fuck yeah!”

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh whoopsie. i’m in the process of zzzzzzzzzz’ing through the end of the last GDT and this one, but yay! i love this team.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rec'd

Also, love blurry Ford arm

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, he doesn’t see that car. He’s gonna get hit!

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tempted to make a bad joke here but I’ll let it go

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never pass up the opportunity.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game was so awesome.

by Unitard on Sep 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It was OK

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got to listen to the whole game.

And man am I spent. Way to go Tim. Glad to see you back. Now if Zito will follow suite…….

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 1, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

goes the dynamite

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that. It helps that Nyjer Morgan is a total douche.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SF native :(

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bay Area ties. Yikes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SF Natives are douches...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

natto is the worst

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO, SFGUY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stood next to him on a Muni platform one time, and he seemed very pleasant.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The photoshops that came out of this image were hilarious.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, was that the picture where that was a whole thread full of them? I DIED.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Think it was on the Nationals SBN site.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor Nyjer :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

All through the thread, I kept going, “that’s my favorite!” But, then I’d see another one and change my mind. But, then a 10x better one would appear a few posts down. It was OOC.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks fun.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lookout Landing. And it was awesome

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about that. So great.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude looked OK in Pitt… but wow, that’s crazy

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I always remember

That one thread they had on I think it was Lookout Landing or some other one where everyone was photoshoping that image in that single thread.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Thread!

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/5/12/1469664/starting-a-meme

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, THIS IS TRUE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg LOL!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ DrDC ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

pffft

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLost

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOST!

:(

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, I forgot about these. So awesome.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Far be it from me to defend Nyjer

But did he actually START anything here?

Morgan went home hard in the 10th inning of a game, which the Marlins didn’t like, so they threw at him, so Morgan charge the mound.

I don’t see where he did anything wrong.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Past history.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went in hard against another catcher too

I’m not going to start faulting players for going all-out.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way he was taunting the fans was kind of effed up.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, this seems like the kind of thing that reasonable people can disagree about.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to fault players for going all out in meaningless September games in such a manner that consciously endangers the health and safety of other players?

I am.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was a personal favorite until about month ago.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

knocked the FUCK out

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUT FOR THE COUNT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I haven't refreshed this thread yet

Pretty sure when I do there’s going to be a whole lot of green

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Ford looks overwhelmed by all the attention and TV cameras.

Good for him.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ford

Said probably 100 “you-know”s in this interview. No exaggeration.

by Unitard on Sep 1, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Very Freddy Sanchez-like.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone watching this?

How many times did he say “you know?”

by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

109

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know, i can’t really give you a good answer you know

by ACgiant97 on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

on BART

Didn’t catch the game. At one stop a mob of orange n black fill the car, and they reek of win. And body odors. More win then body odor…I’m hoping.

by iGotFiveOnIt on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Did anyone ever post a gif of Freddy's expression last night (it was apparently pretty funny)?

I’m scared to open the post-game thread to look for it.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 1, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

What is with the Nyjer Morgan obssession tonight?

shit like that happens every year

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a group of people who like talking about baseball?

You are free to leave if you’re bored. No, really! You can go! Bye!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE GONE

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

EEEEEEEEEEEYES!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

RAGE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MUCH RAGE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's BASEBALL, Bitches!

I mean, really, nerds…

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya, and it's fun to talk about

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Sep 1, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I mean, sorry care about something that you don’t. I guess we should all stop and ask you for appropriate, hokeysmokes-approved topics.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s talk about bullpen usage patterns.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea. I’m sure if we just explain it one more time, he’ll get it.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aroldis Chapman>EVERYONE IN GIANTS BULLPEN outside of Wilson

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's true tho

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he really hit 103 again tonight?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

104, sir

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will need TJ surgery in less than a year

/hokysmoke’d

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

His motion looks good, he'll be fine

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am of the 30 pitches equals 10 days of rest school.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

30 pitches = 1 day of rest in April/May

2 days in June/July

3 days in August/September

provided you expect another 30 pitch effort from a hard thrower

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it is super interesting

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all the insults you sling around, I am really surprised you have not been banned for real. That is not even accounting for the trolling.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s becoming clear that he/she wasn’t held enough as a child. Either that or he/she was held too much.

by Bochean on Sep 1, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

tsk-tsk

I hate the indecisive

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what? You’re boring.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

burn.

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I guess you should turn off your computer

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was both clever and original. When I said it earlier.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you are, but what am I?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angela Hayes: Yeah? Well, at least I’m not ugly!
Ricky Fitts: Yes, you are. And you’re boring, and you’re totally ordinary, and you know it.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like the 9000th featuring your fascinating opinions on bullpen usage.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like 150th

but the important thing is to keep one’s online schtick consistent

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m trying to move out, okay?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice one, champ.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says the guy who pays for and watches porn all day.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look, you’re calling people bitches and nerds. That’s totally acceptable behavior.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was provoked!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

his looks are a deception

he is a ninja
(he said so)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg shirtless B-Weez

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, JOE THORNTON?!?!?

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe he's taking styling tips from his friend The Machine

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish i got this joke 3 hours ago

i just watched that vid. OH MY HOLY HEAVENLY HOST WHAT WAS THAT.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 2, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'VE WATCHED IT THREE TIMES

AND FORCED AT LEAST FIVE PEOPLE TO WATCH IT.

It’s magnificent in every way. And “sugar” has to be a euphemism.

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 2, 2010 6:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sugar with a capital "S"

it’s Wilson’s name, obv.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 2, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian "Sugar" Wilson

It fits

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 2, 2010 9:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

His hair looks like Eric Karros’ hair.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shirtless Brian is on Comcast right now!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ DrDC ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES, I CANT WAIT TO CHECK THIS OUT!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LUV BRIAN WILSON SHIRTLESS, OMG OMG OMG

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/squinty Fry eyes

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT POSEY?

Eh.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Line for Buster forms behind me, okay?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chop

Do we want to go down this route again?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what? I said the line forms behind me, I staked my claim. Now back the fuck off.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sassy

Fine, you can have the line. But I’m going through the back door.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What makes you think the back door’s not covered?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

One way street, yo. DO NOT ENTER.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s just waiting for a Lars comment.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went to bed

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll z-scroll through this tread tomorrow and be positively giddy wit how much attention he’s getting

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. He’ll probably look for every TWSS-worthy comment.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A thread never goes by without some kind of lars/kdl comment in a conversation in which I took no part.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just cause we love you guys!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, we like implying that you’re sleeping together.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, it seems to be everyone’s favorite game!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he is to avant guarde

He will Shift C

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is Shift-C

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Backwards!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t enjoy using that.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The freakout from discovering that was pretty funny.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all sorts of wrong.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am aware of that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a password for the backdoor?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Your pussy should be more jealous"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like magic. Inside.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ain’t havin’ it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, in this case, I think he is

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I weren’t aware of it before, I certainly am now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL THEN

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to bring up “back door.”

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you at Mills? When I was at Cal, Mills girls were pretty matter-of-fact. But not all of them said ‘please’.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

…I have no idea how to respond to this.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traditional affects include dismissal, worldweary ennui and uncontrollable laughter.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“affect” almost works in this context.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as "affeldt" for a second

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grammar is always good, even when I am being something of a jerk.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

…okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, as a current Mills girl, I take exception to that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe things have changed. My apologies.

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told wcw that it doesn’t work.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, darned. I was a big fan of asking politely, back in the day. What approach do the kids take now? Is there a ‘tweet’ involved?

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will I be stalking you tomorrow?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you ever really see howie, just say “Hi howie” and keep walking.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more “LOL Howie,” and then just keep walking.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“LOL Howie,” the much-maligned Goffin-King followup to “Will You Love Me Tomorrow”

by wcw on Sep 1, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’ll find out tomorrow. I kind of assume you’ve figured out my schedule by now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I get my comp sci homework finished tonight, you should expect to see me yelling at the bookstore. If you’re hanging around the Rothwell Center, then you’d probably hear.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, yelling at the bookstore or yelling at the bookstore?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castigating an edifice.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yelling at people at the bookstore. Yelling at a building would send me straight to the loony bin. Unless I’m already at one.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your life is actually like the episode “Normal Again”.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minus the badass fighting, I guess.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, damn. The badass fighting would’ve been cool.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you have an awesome group of in-your-mind friends there to keep you insane, it should be fine, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That explains the conversations I’ve been having with my friends lately.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're the one that made it dirty

I was thinking more literal.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking about it literally.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose it depends on perspective then.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the McCoven are all dirty minded.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

more this

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Potatoe…potato…

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY ARE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHat?! Why would you ever think this?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANGRY CHOP

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should post a new rage.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RAGE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still pissed off at the bookstore.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SHOULD BE.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK the bookstore

always fuckin shit up, ALWAYS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, everytime i try to buy a book, “oh it’s been backordered, or oh we just sold the last one today.” what they do is stupid, they order 25 books for a 30 person class

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised

That the HSU bookstore was never really like this. Even though I bought most of my books online, when I needed to get one at the bookstore, they usually had it.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, they usually are good about it, sometimes they just flat out SUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

In five years, I probably only had a couple problems. It was mostly with lab booklets being all sold out (LOL FAILING BIOLOGY MULTIPLE TIMES)

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WITHDRAWING FROM PSYCH and PHYS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Mills, the bookstore orders their books based on how many people bought it in the previous semester. So even if the class has 16 people, if only three people bought it last time, they’ll only order three.

They will take new orders and process them for you in like less than a week, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically they’re trying to save money

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which isn’t an altogether bad thing for a school in California, private though they happen to be.

But it’s not a bad policy regardless. Don’t overspend and be quick to accommodate extra need. It kind of sucks if you want all your books RIGHT NOW THIS MINUTE, but it’s not unreasonable.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i dont blame em at all, worst case scenario the kids could order online from Amazon or any other site, and the bookstore could just get some more books from their supplier

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they processed my order within a reasonable amount of time. But for some reason, they keep telling me that they haven’t received my order and that the publisher hasn’t shipped it yet, but all the other orders from that publisher has shipped. So it’s just stressing, but I’ll manage.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw, there’s an independent bookstore at 4100 MacArthur that is owned by a friend of one of my professors. As many independents, they’re struggling. They might not have your books, but it’s a good deed in great measure to check them out before resorting to Amazon.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many bookstores seem to be closing now it seems, independent bookstores, it’s sad :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Barnes & Noble, I hear, is falling to the greater machine that is online warehouse purchasing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me...

MOE’S USED BOOKSTORE IN BERKELEY ON TELEGRAPH IS THE BEST BOOKSTORE EVER SO BUY FROM THEM.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Powell’s might take exception to this claim

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but do you agree that Moe’s is really, really cool.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moe’s is pretty cool.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happiness is just a Flaming Moe’s away.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always appreciated that they are open until like 11:00 p.m. almost every single night of the year.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still trek all the way over there occasionally just to get books. I also love, love, love the Powell’s in Portland, OR. I always make a point of going there when I visit Portland.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's heaven on earth, basically

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Since Portland is a bit out of my commute, I get my slice of heaven every 6 weeks with my Indiespensable package.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds like something she might have said

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It satisfies many needs

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

There is no comparison. Powell’s is as close to book heaven as a mortal can get.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 1, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a black hole of timesuck though… I’ve never gotten out of there in less than an afternoon.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to thank Powell's bookmarks for reigniting my love of literature

Such brilliant marketing

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 2, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going into Berkeley sometime this month, so I’ll have to check that out, too.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They outlived Cody’s on Telegraph, and I think that probably says a lot.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did happen to Cody’s? Changing demographics on Telegraph or did they overexpand?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

both, i think

i don’t have any inside info, but that’s what it seemed like to me.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were forced to close . . . not enough people buying books anymore

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one they opened in downtown SF really bit them in the butt, too. Poorly designed, turned out to be totally doomed from the outset.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I totally hated the look and feel of that store. It just didn’t seem like a very inviting bookstore to browse through.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I heard that they had been losing money annually at that location for like a decade, and finally just couldn’t support the loss anymore. Changing markets were probably a bigger problem than changing demographics, in my estimate.

As far as I know, they still have a location. It’s unfortunate it’s not the Telegraph one, but….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Black Oak. It was a good bookstore like three blocks from where I live, and now it’s nowhere near me.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 1, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hardly ever go to Barne’s and Noble… usually just independents

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good. It’s a failing of mine that I don’t use independents more.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They tend to have more unique books

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

My three favorites are Kepler’s, Book Passage and Green Apple. Buy from them, yo.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet. I’ll have to check it out one of these days.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS CHOP SO ANGRY ALL THE SUDDEN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE NO IDEA.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE LEARNED FROM WATCHING YOU

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by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me? when have you ever seen me on this forum actually mad at someone?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait

That’s bondslegend

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by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I was stealing from the anti-drug commercial from the 80s.

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by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bondslegend is allllll for show

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M WITH PIKA ON THIS ONE

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN BOOKSTORE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THE BOOK I NEEDED FOR ENGLISH 1 LAST MONDAY AND IT’S STILL NOT IN. GAHDDAMMIT.

(In all seriousness, though, I’m pretty happy right now.)

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF MILLS BOOKSTORE???

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE PUBLISHER HASN’T SENT MY ORDER YET, APPARENTLY. FUCKING SHIT.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHOP, CALL THOSE BASTARDS TOMORROW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What book?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Critical Thinking to Argument. And another one. I forget the title.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. It’s The Well Crafted Sentence.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so not Lit books. If it was a lit book, I might have been able to help you out.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wanted to take a Lit class this semester, but I had to take the prereq first. Damn prereq.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you can’t even take any lit classes? Bootsy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Well, my advisor said I could talk to some profs to let me take the class, but I decided to just get GenEds out of the way this semester.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dayam.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

USE AMAZON, CHOP, HAVEN’T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM COLLEGE YET??? GO FOR THE CHEAPEST OPTION POSSIBLE!!!! and good to hear, i’m glad you’re in a great mood, weekends almost here, drinking for the 3 day weekend… 4 for me… Miami Ohio plays AT Florida Saturday

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

English books are only like $10, anyway,

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS THE SAME PRICE ONLINE, SO I WAS JUST LIKE, FUCK IT, I’LL GET IT FROM THE BOOKSTORE. AND I SHOULD’VE GOTTEN IT BY NOW IF NOT FOR THE STUPID PUBLISHER NOT SENDING OUT MY ORDER UGHHHH.

But, that’s awesome. Beat up Florida, plz. And, yeah, for the most part, I like my classes, the people are nice, things with that guy are working out better than I thought it would (he almost made a move! gasp!). So, yeah. I’m pretty happy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD, FUCK IT ALL

So what’s your prof say about all this bullshit?

And you know, chop? i hope everything stays the way it is and only gets better for ya

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was reasonably. She uploaded the first chapter for everyone who doesn’t have the book yet on the blackboard site.

And I hope so. I was reasonably stressed out on Monday, but I dropped what I didn’t need to do and every thing’s much better now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reasonable, not reasonably.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good! and good to hear about what happened monday, that’s the thing, when everything gets overboard just STOP and just chill for like a half hour and think about what you need to do NOW

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I thought I could handle writing for the paper here, but, I just couldn’t. So I quit that, focused on my schoolwork and every thing worked out.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice, yea, it’s tough to work in a busy environment like a dorm room sometimes

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s surprisingly quiet, but I just can’t seem to focus while I’m hanging out in the dorms. I end up having to study in the computer labs, which is nice.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got lost on campus at night my first day of class and I think I ended up walking around the student housing, and I was like “oh man, this doesn’t look very good.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was dark outside, and I was disoriented!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a line in the fanfic.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And then I was like, oh hey, I’m not on campus at all. I’m right near Grant’s house! What are the odds?”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 1, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those lectures I was attending turned out to be nothing more than Grant reading the terms of the restraining order out loud again.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to sneak into that lecture.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can totally audit.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That works. But then I’d end up missing at least one of my classes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, when possible, used from Abebooks or the like.

There are a lot of online alternatives.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazon is amazing, I save about 300 a quarter on books.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that will be a bloodbath, Pik

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE BACKDOOR!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2010 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it forms right behind Howie, who is of course right behind Chop.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALL ME WHEN SHIRTLESS NATE IS ON COMCAST

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT RUNZLER?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take it, but I have a feeling Dan’s middle is a little soft.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Did I strike a nerve? ;-)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

No no! I just may or may not be included in that group :P

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m just currently obsessed with NATE’S ABS. I blame Aubrey.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah

Currently? Thought you have been for quite some time?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF HAS TAKEN OVER KDL'S ACCOUNT

RUN.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/smacks Buster on the ass

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

UH OH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!!!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to anger Chop if you’re not careful

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t me! Aubrey hacked my account. No worries, I got it back.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m angry.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY NOW.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Told you, kdl/Aubrey

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Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Chop and Pat.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I read this as Chop and Pat together (not Chop and Pat both angst-ing) and I was like, not cool Chop. NOT. COOL.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny how those stories

Have merged the Giants with their fans, at least in the fans’ minds.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Multiple Grants....

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody rivals Freddy Sanchez in the “you know” contest.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have forgotten Jack Clark.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t alive when he was with the Giants :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also does not like to be interviewed standing next to anyone.

by Edelweiss on Sep 1, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP

Said pussy on the radio when trying to say pushing.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He fails.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK… OT: My roommate just put on California Gurls… WHYYYYYYYYY at 12:30 AM on a Wednesday night…

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

It's ok. My daughter just put on the Japanese version of Genie (SNSD)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONLY 9:30 IN CALIFORNIA! SO HOT IT’LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus, snoop doesnt play, he loves the Bay just like he loves LA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

K’d in his 1st AB. 7 pitches, looking.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three or four more than expected.

But Time, as is its wonted habit, will tell.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. A thread that’s equal to the game.

by Dan from NM on Sep 1, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

good movie

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was also a static and coward free day

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Chris Ray tonight in San Jose

1.2 IP, 7 H, 4 R, 2 ER, 1 SO

Not encouraging.

by TBRMKane on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina in Texas

Encouraging

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow 7 hits

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oof.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can stay there for a while.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR RULES

all other calendars can SUCK IT

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially the Mayan calendar.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fucking Mayan calendar??

please, it couldn’t even carry GCal’s jock

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darren

….the only Ford I want to bring home

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 1, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

greens

ive counted 15 greens so far.. I LOVE YOU GUYS!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DFowler24
  
At the cheesecake factory in SF wit my guy @EYJr…discussing somethings that need to be discussed! :-|

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

cheesecake?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how they come to SF and go to the Cheesecake Factory.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Discuss:

we’re ridiculously wealthy, in one of the greatest culinary cities in the world and eating at a place people go when The Elephant Bar gets too crowded?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Basically.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You go where you know and you’re comfortable with I guess.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If memory serves . . .

. . . San Francisco has more restaurants per capita than any other city in the world.

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by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And doctors!

My prof wrote an interested book based on those facts.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh… i dont really ever go to some place special when i’m in the city… i just go anywhere… they’ll be here soon anyway, right? Since they’re in the division?

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheesecake Factory is across the street from their hotel.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does every visiting team stay at the St Francis?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/said in an amused (NOT stalker-y) way

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most do. Some stay at the Parc 55 and one other hotel.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that goes both NL and AL teams.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL teams, really? You mean when they’re playing interleague games here or even when they play Oakland?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They stay in SF and either take a bus or even BART to Oakland.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BART

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when the Bay Bridge was closed (the time it was non-scheduled) and some team had to take the ferry to Oakland? The Yankees maybe? Something like that. They were almost late for the game. Hilarious!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, CJ Wilson has tweeted about being on BART before. :)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to think of it, I was on a BART train with him once. Only I didn’t know it was him and no one recognized him. It was only after we got off that my boyfriend (who’s a Red Sox fan) mentioned it.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CJ is awesome. Too bad you didn’t recognize him.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m too focused on the Giants. I don’t think I’d recognize too many As players if I ran into them, to be honest.

But while I did not recognize him, I did notice him. CJ is very good-looking. :)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he is.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed. Especially when he does the live webcasts.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t recognize half the Giants.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recognize all of the Grizzlies, and most of the SJ Giants which is JUST SAD.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recognize rookie league guys. I’m more sad.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, and yet, I don’t mind.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I know. ;-)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha. I should have more stories for you after Sunday. Going to the Grizz game! :D

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am seriously thinking about driving down for it. How pathetic is that?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not pathetic! You should go!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my dad’s birthday, but he probably wouldn’t mind if I ditched him.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, well, if you can finagle a way into going, you should!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to go by myself, and I know there’s no way I can get anyone to go with me. So, we’ll see…

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright. Well, let me know, though, if you are going. If not, I’ll just try to meet up with you at the Giants/Brewers game. (Lauren said you were going…?)

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to the games on the 18th and 19th. Are you going to be at either of those? That would be awesome!!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should add the 17th to your list. Buster Posey orange t-shirt giveaway.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fridays don’t work for me, b/c I’m in the Sacramento area. :(

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it. I’ll be out of town that week.

That reminds me… At the game on Sunday, I had to check SIX vendors to find a black Posey jersey tee in medium. Six.

Kruk wasn’t kidding when he said that Posey could run for mayor and he’d win.

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by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might be going on the 19th. Lauren’s saving a ticket for me, and hopefully I’ll know by this weekend if I can go!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine would recognize one. He’s hosting a player.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

A San Jose Giant

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured that’s what you meant.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh nice! I love people who do that. It’s such a great thing.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WINE AND CHEESE CROWD

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 1, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some guys are more recognizable than others, but IDK, I think you’d be surprised at how easy it is.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I missed Javier Lopez at the charity event last week. Totally had no idea he was there. :(

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, which charity event? The Gulf Coast relief one or Logan’s?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Logan’s.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, he wasn’t wearing a name tag that said “LOOGY”? :D

Awesome. That one always gets such a nice turnout.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you miss my fanpost about it with all the pictures? It’s here: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/26/1651934/kdls-night-out-with-the-giants

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did!

BRB

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and I’m back. Hella awesome pics and write-up, kdl! Thanks for sharing.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome! I was surprised you hadn’t seen it yet. :)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was away for a couple of weeks but then, I also have a bad habit of not looking closely at the rec’d fanposts.

I have NO idea how I missed this one, though. I saw the Gulf Coast thingy.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Javier Lopez, he was a teammate for a short time with Javy Lopez. Unfortunately, Javy never caught Javier.

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by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was this one guy they thought could do it, but he only turned out to be Javyish.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Sep 1, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a story a few years ago where a few Cleveland Indians players took the wrong BART train and ended up in Richmond.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarity ensues.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the Flying Squirells beat them 7-3.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I love when that happens.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because it’s the Cleveland Indians.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Sep 1, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

… and nobody noticed they had gone missing

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man that’s gotta be great business.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont see a problem if it's that close to the hotel...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Sep 1, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rec'd

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’ed for changing it from Chesecake to Cheesesteak.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 2, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's acceptable

but pretty overpriced for nothing special

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Sep 1, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t they have a flight to catch?

by Unitard on Sep 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re flying out tomorrow morning.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then what was the point of the earlier start time?

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I said earlier today.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously they are discussing the Huff/Burrell fanfic.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never Forget Why He's Here

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

This is beyond awesome.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to sic Marian and Vivian Brown on them.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re upset about Huff and Burrell too, I see :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat in the fuck.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

I thought that the game was early tonight because the Rockies had to catch a flight to Philadelphia?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They decided to stay in SF for the night and fly back in the morning.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably hanging on for the next installment of Home Runs and Western Suns.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to turn this into a motion picture?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least a poorly-shot student film starring all of us.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be sketchy, but I’ll watch.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow’s game is in Denver.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game is in Denver

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the food worth the wait?

Or is it the atmosphere?

(I went there with a date once and it was so crowded we left after about 30 minutes without ever being seated)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been there a few times. It’s not that great.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

not great??

it’s barely food

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of their salads are ok.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I realize that’s damning them with faint praise.)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their Japanese eggplant sandwich is actually edible.

by speckops on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, in their 100 pages of menu options, I must have missed the Japanese eggplant sandwich. :)

What else is in it?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

and if you do not like cheesecake there is really no point at all in going.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the cheesecake is not that good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had better cheesecake at other chain restaurants.

The thing that weirds me out is that there is an epic wait at the Cheesecake Factory in Union Square no matter what time of day/month/year it is. It’s so not worth it, and they’re all over the place.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always assumed those were tourists. Although the few times I’ve made it out to the one in Corte Madera, it was pretty packed too.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they are tourists, but still. It makes me sad. There are so many better, less fattening places to eat.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come for the valet parking and arched ceilings, stay because you enjoy abusing your lower intestine.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really like cheesecake so I pretty much just get a salad when I’m there.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you just responded to him without unfairly disagreeing with him and having your own opinion. You’re doing it wrong, jponry.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

a candlelit dinner, gazing into each other’s eyes…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great win

And I won a free Flip video camera (?) but I didn’t get it from heimy.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I didn’t realize these Flip Video Mino HD are expensive.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 1, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mom won a 200 dollar flip camera in a raffle and flipped it on amazon marketplace since I have no real use for it and neither did she

by JonDowd on Sep 2, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is awesome that you won one of those. Those Giants branded ones are pretty sweet!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Sep 2, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you get in on that raffle?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 2, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was surprised I won one. I was just sitting in my seat in sec. 319, row 4. I saw a cameraman come up our section as well as one of your people (I don’t know what to call your group) so I knew something was happening but to come to my row and give an item that sells for $179.95 online was great.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are pretty cool.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Player's Manager

I actually thought putting Wilson in there was a “Player’s Manager” move. They guy pitched several days in a row, and doesn’t exactly have unlimited throws left in his arm. I’ll bet he lobbied hard for that opportunity.

I was at the game, thinking I’d rather give Timmy a shot to start the inning, then look at the various situations…. but hey, Weez got it done. I just hope he’s not tired.

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"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

2 pts only ladies love the longshot

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
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6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
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by Gloff on Sep 1, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home, by golly September is witchery. All I have to say about this game is “HELL YEAH HIPPIE!”

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by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

you were good luck for Timmy!!

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by GiantsBabe on Sep 1, 2010 10:03