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September preview

July was magic inside. August was arsenic-tinged nougat inside. Seriously, screw that month. If there’s anything a Giants fan can count on, it’s a random distribution of 2-1 losses and 1-0 wins. Some months the losses flow from the tap, some months the wins flow. But to have a month where the offense does just fine, while the pitching completely wets the bed? Witchery. Pure, unabashed witchery, and this baseball-god-fearing site won’t stand for it.

So I keep hearing things about this September, eh? Sounds like torture. Smells like torture. Feels like torture. Looks like torture. Tastes like, oh god, tastes like torture. But I’m going to watch every game because I’m an idiot. I have problems. I look at the standings, and I think, "HEY, THE GIANTS ARE ONLY FOUR BACK IN THE NL WEST!" And then I catch myself and silently weep. Because I’m an idiot. This is the cycle of my conscious thought.

This brings up a selection of the unlikely, awesome Septembers in franchise history, as told by a young jerk who couldn’t be bothered to look through all of those seasons in New York.

Star-divide

1997

First off, the Giants opened September of ‘97 with a Monday/Wednesday series against the A’s. What sort of misanthropic imp thought that one up? The whole ‘97 season was littered with two-game series against the AL West. That’s something Raoul Duke would come up with after eating his suitcase.

The Giants were supposed to fade into nothingness as the Dodgers took the division. From the beginning of May through the summer, that’s all Giants fans heard. The Dodgers were the better team. The Giants were a fluke. The Dodgers were the better team. The Giants were a fluke.

 

The Giants were just fine, thank you. They turned a two-game deficit at the start of September into a division title.

Of course, it all eventually ended in heartbreak.

1998

The Giants were four games back of two different teams in the wild-card race with eleven games left. They ended the season on a hot streak, sure, but more importantly, the Mets and the Cubs refused to win. Google "Brant Brown error" if you want some good laughs. This was the game after which I gave up. Yet they came back, against all odds, it was the chance they had to take.

Of course, it all eventually ended in heartbreak.

1951

Everyone knows about "The Giants won the pennant! The Giants won the pennant! The Giants won the pennant!" It’s the most memorable moment in the history of baseball. What people don’t remember is how ridiculous it was that the Giants were even in a position to win the pennant in the first place. After the Dodgers swept the Giants in a three-game series, the Giants were 12.5 back on August 9th. August 9th! Then they went 40-8 in their last 48 games. That’s just goofy.

So, basically, your grandparents and ancestors traded future championships in dark, candlelit deals in order for The Shot Heard ‘Round the World to happen. Enjoy that replay every time you watch it. You’ve paid for it.

Of course, it all eventually ended in heartbreak.

1962

Can you imagine the GameThread for this game?

Marichal isn’t an ace. Sorry, nerds, but he doesn’t have that certain mentality you need. I’d trade him for Ernie Broglio straight up.

by HallerBack on Oct 3, 1962 6:06 PM PDT reply

 

After being down four games with seven to go, the Giants surged to catch the Dodgers and force a three-game playoff. They were down 4-2 entering the ninth inning in Los Angeles in the third game.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT IN THE HELL, MARICHAL?

By Kuenn Sense of Smell on Oct 3, 1962 6:06 PM PDT reply

The Giants took the lead on a bases-loaded walk, and padded the lead on an error. Heh. Suck it, old Dodgers.

Of course, it all eventually ended in heartbreak.

So am I saying that the Giants are due for one of these Septembers? Yes. Yes, I am, you grumpy twits. This is the month where the magic inside gets everywhere, and it isn’t going to come out with a little baking soda, either. You’re all so aghast that I’d dare to jinx things that you don’t even realize that you were morbidly pessimistic before you read this post. It always ends in heartbreak. I acknowledged it. I think we’re going to get some short-term satisfaction that will set up a more painful heartbreak. If that qualifies as a Pollyanna-type jinx, deal with it, you jackals.

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Timmy is back to his old self today.

Book it.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Sep 1, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE GET THAT BOY A CHOCO TACO!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Sep 1, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which self?

I Split W L W-L% ERA G H ER HR BB SO SO/9 SO/BB
April/March 4 0 1.000 1.27 5 22 5 2 7 43 11.0 6.14
May 1 2 .333 4.95 6 33 20 2 23 40 9.9 1.74
June 3 1 .750 3.09 5 33 11 2 12 34 9.6 2.83
July 3 1 .750 3.02 6 42 14 4 13 35 7.6 2.69
August 0 5 .000 7.82 5 33 22 5 13 27 9.6 2.08

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 9/1/2010.

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take April, please. with sugar on top

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would take April wrapped in a box full of dung soaked underwear if it meant I could have April. April was absurd!

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMW to the game via Bart

LETS DO THIS

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2010 2:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The Torture Never Stops

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 1, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

win

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 1, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see green in this post’s future.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 1, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny – i never saw that coming

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for being so awesomely truthful.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, fuck Rob Dibble. At least something right can happen in this world.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Rob Dibble becomes Giants pitching coach

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 1, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much win

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE IT

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old Hoss Radbourn tweets:

I am looking forward to R. Dibble’s tale of redemption, in which he gruffly yet lovingly skippers a professional women’s base ball team.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every once in a while, Old Hoss will show up on a trivia answer or something and I get a good laugh out of it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

For an old guy, his twitter feed is pretty great.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

His grasp of modern concepts is superb!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Sep 1, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best news I’ve heard in the last three hours.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lookout landing is so hilarious.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird that being Mariners fans makes them so funny. I thought it would have the opposite effect.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 1, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has to be a coping mechanism. I mean, look around here: some of the funniest, most depressing people I’ve ever seen.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Seattle, 2) San Francisco

Rankings in terms of most educated cities (I believe the criteria for ranking is percentage of residents with at least a 4-yr. degree). This may have something to do with them being funny…they’re clever.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Sep 1, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OTOH

Maybe we just THINK they’re funny because our cities are equally pretentious.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is my 2nd favorite blog

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha

yes.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO MUCH WIN

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit!

Neifi Perez hit a home run off of Rob Nen?!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember Neifi once hit a three-run BROKEN BAT homer against the Giants. Seriously, fuck Coors Field.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LLAMAS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe we should have 2 lunch subthreads for Grant.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 1, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH, GRANT!

YOU SLACKING DOUBLE LUNCH TAKER!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude takes 2 lunches and then bans poor Llama Boss!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lunch 1

Deep fried beer

The beer is placed inside a pocket of salty, pretzel-like dough and then dunked in oil at 375 degrees for about 20 seconds, a short enough time for the confection to remain alcoholic.

When diners take a bite the hot beer mixes with the dough in what is claimed to be a delicious taste sensation.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/7973944/Deep-fried-beer-invented-in-Texas.html

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 1, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next step: Find Higgs Boson

But if in so doing were forced to forfeit this pioneering work in alcohol-as-food- then I say “nay”, good sirs.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Sep 1, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBQ Beef Brisket sandwich from Little Luccas

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pours out a 40 for Grant's boss.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody's been talking about it...

but I REALLY like the depth we have on our bench in this playoff push. Just may put us over the edge here, and in the playoffs

by DimaK on Sep 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably because we don’t have a bullpen.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

right, thats old news tho. hitting depth—new news!

by DimaK on Sep 1, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry the rosters are expanding

Brandon Medders can come back

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sweet. Maybe D-Train too.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yum.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewwww....

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs Fangraphs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 1, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly (I know), no more Welly.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/re-signed
//multiyear deal

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

…by the Dodgers.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on Sep 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto

I wasn’t here for the heatwave last week, so I’m totally enjoying it.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be liking it if Timmy weren’t on the mound

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

heat+16 run game+timmy= who knows what will happen

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda feel like I do

And I has a sad

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 1, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d at the old school screennames, you should make up more of those.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve got dibs on Boner’s Merkle.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 1908 Cubs shouldn't have even been in the playoffs.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Sep 1, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

103 years LOL!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HallerBack is epic!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 1, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HOOTERS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

At The Vrey Least He Shuold Be Sent Down To AAA To Work On His Swing

Willy is clearly not ready.
By giantsrainman on May 27,1951 6:34 PM PDT reply

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 1, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You All Are Blinded By Your Anti-Feeney Bias

By giantsrainman on May 27,1951 6:46 PM PDT reply

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 1, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the contrary, Willie Mays has a 32.37123% chance of becoming a Hall of Famer.

VR

By xeifrank on May 27,1951 6:34 PM PDT reply

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 1, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual Laugh Out Loud..

turn out to be kind of embarrassing in the office

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs Fangraphs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 1, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marichal will not be an effective pitcher because he threw 100 pitches in his last outing. He needs at least 6 days of rest to regain his motor skills.

by hokysmksbw on EVERY DAY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tinged? No.

August was DRIPPING in arsenic.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 1, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

TroyRenck
Tulo likely to play

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit. I don’t like that very much.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meth-heads and hipsters everywhere, rejoice!

Quietly hoping Brandon Belt develops into John Olerud, circa 1993.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply-faiLOL

Quietly hoping Brandon Belt develops into John Olerud, circa 1993.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad you said that

Because I was about to be extremely curious why meth-heads were excited about Tulo playing.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it makes perfect sense. Have you been to Fremont High?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

zing!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREAKMONT

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but I’ve been high in Fremont.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Sep 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I’m still trying to figure out where it does go.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Internet links Tulo to meth!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best reply-flail EVER!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Sep 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball-sack

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The "Melvin Mora isn't batting cleanup anymore" lineup

2b ey
cf fowler
rf cargo
ss tulo
1b helton
 lf smith
3b mora
c olivo
rhp jimenez

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow- that is kind of scary. i’m not liking this

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeesh

3-4-5 = timmy better be good tonight

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 1, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

…At least Barmes is out of the lineup?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 18 in two weeks. So there’s that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully you won’t spend your birthday crying.

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy almost birthday. You’re almost out of Walrus Man’s range of interest

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I turn 25 in a couple weeks. We can celebrate life milestones on-line together.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Sunday I turn, well, a bigger number than any mentioned so far.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy 29th!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 35 on Saturday

I’ll be in AZ watching Bum start on Monday!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 1, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday can of corn!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You too, ball of corn!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 1, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it be more confusing for people if I changed my handle to that? Think of the chaos!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, corny!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am already a much bigger number than any mentioned so far..

including the one not mentioned by COC

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs Fangraphs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 1, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly- the two of you combined barely beat me

/reaches for the tweezers to pluck another gray hair

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far, you’re not missing much.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t be able to drink on my birthday cause it’s a Thursday and I have to be at work at 6.30am on Friday. Wooh.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t drink, so my 21st birthday was largely a rehash of the previous twenty. But it was nice just the same. A good book and in bed by ten. That’s the key.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Benjamin Button?

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No; just a dull, dull 25-year-old.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have your entire 60’s, 70’s and 80’s to sit in bed and read. Take it from a 41 year old who wishes he did more when he was young and energetic: get out and have fun!

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would that it were that easy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo for a birthday in the middle of a 3 day weekend!

(Although I’ll be lucky if I end up with 2 drinks. That’s how I roll. Usually. At least, when I’m with the kids. Usually. Except for that one Halloween. Of which I won’t speak. Because I don’t remember. Pro-tip: if neighbor Jeff offers you a margarita, really he’s just giving you a large tumbler of tequila with a squeeze of lime. But by the time you notice this, you are unaware.)

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 1, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Jeff serving his sentence?

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. It was my own damn fault. The tumbler of tequila came on the heels of trick-or-treating with a wine glass (along with Jeff’s wife). We’d get refills from friends along the way. Super fun, until it isn’t the next day.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 1, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Particularly when your 4 year old crawls into bed with you at 3, 4, 5 and 6am!

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. That would have made it so much worse.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 1, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday to all of you September kids.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 19 in about 30 days.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? I had you pegged much older. You just carry that world-weary air about you, I guess.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, really? I don’t know. A lot of people tell me I’m an old soul, so I sound a lot older than really I am, I guess.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. Growing up, I always got along more easily with older people than my own peers. I was always able to make references on their level.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was my situation exactly while I was growing up.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sucks that we live a continent apart. Oh, the times we’d have, talking about Chet Huntley and listening to my hi-fi.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a swell time that would be.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’d be keen for sure.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, apparently not. Although, two or so weeks isn’t that much of an age difference.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

18 going on 40.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?! I mean, that’s not, like, really far off from my real age, but still.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, I figured it would be that before I even clicked it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did all of you miss that she’s going to be a freshman in college this year?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I guess Gobroks is pretty close.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did mention I took a gap year, so maybe that’s it?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You graduated young.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I graduated just a few months after I turned 17.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also skipped a grade. :P

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

graduated at 16

began college at 16

CLASSIC UNDERACHIEVER

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But man

You forgot to take some time off to find yourself in Europe, man.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 1, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's true

like a fucking idiot i immediately went out and got a job.

LOL ME

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retire early maybe?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m trying, but no one seems to be willing to pay me to sit on my ass and crack wise about baseball on the interwebs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took my retirement between the ages of 17 and 25.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the same boat.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you can intern with Rob Neyer.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I could float you, you like microwave burritos and secondhand ikea furniture? Add wifi and netflix and you’re set for life

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did this too. And now I wish I’d taken more time for myself after college.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took my time off between high school and college. And it was one of the best things I’ve ever done.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you. Did you travel or do anything special?

I was only 15 when I started college so I didn’t really know what I was doing. Post-college would have been the perfect time for me to take a break.

I’ve been thinking more and more about going back to school. If I do, I’ll definitely take some time off, either before school or after.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I realized I wasn’t really prepared for college, so I withdrew before the semester began, took six months and got a nine-to-five job. It helped mature me and shape my expectations for early adulthood. By the time I was ready to re-apply the following January, I was much more prepared for the experience and got through college just fine.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too! So this is what it feels like…when doves cry!

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's rare

I graduated when I was about 17 and a half and only two people in my entire class were younger than me.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homeschooling + skipping a grade meant that I could just go through all my work as fast as I wanted to.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same for me.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youngster.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

23 in 17 days

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Sep 1, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s becoming a grizzled veteran.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have I ever told you about my time in the Console Wars of ’94?
*lights cigar *
It was hell on earth, kid.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sega does what Nintendon’t! Blast Processing!

by chilibean_3 on Sep 1, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

now with moar pixels!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 1, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

26 in 358 days

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

19 in 154 days

Happy belated birthday, Vili!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Sep 1, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

60 in 10 days.

You people are all just such tots!

by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 in 124 days

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 1, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa!

Please tell me 15 in dog years

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill prolly be long gone by then

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 1, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

smoke cigars till your lungs turn black!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS TORTURE INSIDE!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum's BP

Did anyone hear Kruk this morning on KNBR? He said MadBum’s batting practices are a sight to behold. Apparently, he hits balls over the bleachers in left field and left- center and has even hit the little kiddie replica field behind the keft field bleachers.

Kruk said he hits balls only where Galaragga would hit them.

Now I want to see MadBum take BP.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That hit last night was pretty sweet. I’ve been waiting for him to do that.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were talking about that on the wrap last night too. But apparently he has trouble with the deuce

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t we all. The smell alone…

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard someone navigating phone tree menus in the crapper at work today… I wish I knew who it was so I could remember to never borrow their cell phone.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

talking on the phone while squeezing out a turd on a public crapper is beyond toleration

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time I’ll start yelling at them through the stall door.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s utterly confusing. Many times, I have actually answered thinking they were talking to me. In general conversation should be kept to a bare minimum…

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate talking while I’m taking care of my business.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I don’t care what the costs involved are…UHHHHHHHHHH…I want that deal closed tonight!”

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

was at the gym the other day

and heard the guy next to me drop his phone in the john.

i LOLled.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he dropped it in while taking a dump? That takes skill. Did he fish it out or just leave it?

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

dropped it after he was finished, i'm pretty sure

had stood up and was preparing to leave, i think? when i heard a very clear plunk and some cussin’.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

who does #2 work for?

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sleep walk a lot and do other strange things in my sleep. The other night I woke up convinced that people we after me and my GF and they had planted some sort of tracking device in my room on the beside table. So I picked up what I thought was the tracking device and hucked it into the living room where it crashed against the wall.

GF: What the hell was that?
Pete: tracking device our enemies put there
GF: …
Pete: or maybe it was my cell phone
GF: yeah, I’m thinking it was your phone

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They make medicine for that

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may need to stop reading right before I go to sleep but I’m not too worried about it.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Victor Conte coming out of retirement to join?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their hit single

What Is FiP

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 1, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, my wife called our new baby’s fontanelle a Fontenot during the baby’s checkup this morning. It completely went over the doctor’s head, but I had to work really hard to keep from laughing out loud.

I’m pretty sure there’s a hilarious Grant joke in there somewhere, I just don’t know how it make it.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 1, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

What's a fontanelle?

I don’t have any kids. I always thought it was a forest just south of Omaha.

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Sep 1, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That little soft spot where the plates in the skull haven’t sealed yet.

You can check their pulse just by looking at it. It’s pretty amazing.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 1, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good grief. I was thinking some kind of cheese, but it turns out that’s fontina.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

good on crackers

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 1, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking we’ve got the makings of some wacky sitcom hijinks at this point!

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 1, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have the pastrami with fontanelle on rye, please.

by younghutch on Sep 1, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant allows a baby’s head to pass through the birth canal?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom was just saying that Fontenot’s name always reminds her of fontanelle. Hilarious.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've already started to blame Grant

Also, Timmy has to win today.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Never Forget

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 1, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I can use a Barry Bonds pirouette gif right about now

SoFa King Mike?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask...

Adopted Son: !Matt Downs Fangraphs I'll miss you my son.

by nvsfg on Sep 1, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss this guy.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do I. When I was watching Posey’s post-game interview, I was thinking, “Too bad we couldn’t have had him with Bonds and Kent.”

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Will and bald Matt.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOF squad.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

(even though he can’t hit a curveball)

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Sep 1, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in 8th grade

My English teacher promised no homework for a week if the Giants won the pennant that year. Will never forget.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what our lineup is?

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SFGiants
  
Tonight’s Starting 9: Torres CF, Sanchez 2B, Huff 1B, Burrell LF, Guillen RF, Posey C, Sandoval 3B, Fontenot SS, Lincecum RHP

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BUSTER

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it be the starting 8?

by speckops on Sep 1, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be referring to when he’s playing for the Yankees.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus, Buster’s the manager.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sure.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that Bochy said he didn’t blame Ross for the triple on Monday, but Ross has sat two games in a row since then.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess we’re just different people then.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think that' a right-handed-starter thing

Since he got here, it appears Bochy is triny to limit his ABs against RHP

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on? More Guillen?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I guess I can’t argue with that. Plus, he hit that one homerun that time.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes and he is clutch

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's amusing about Guillen:

He currently has a (Giants-only) net offense value very nearly equal to Huff’s, and higher than Posey’s. Of course, it is only 49 plate appearances, and his BABIP is a comical .429, but there it is.

Still no reason for him to be starting, but then you knew that.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual fuck?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 1, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently Bork thinks very highly of the cripple

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork likes to smoke weed?

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would explain some things.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Sep 1, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 1, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

34000 BABY. CANT TOUCH THIS NAH NAH NAH

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 1, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Good news

Timmy finally caught his shadow, and the nice girl he met even sewed it back on for him. Consequently, all of the problems he has had this season are over with. True story, I saw it happen.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 1, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that was Michael Jackson.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it’s actually some girl.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, can’t wait to see how this season gets added to a similar post for next year.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

We make a last-minute surge

But Mat Latos finally no-hits us on the last day of the season.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say

Mat Latos and Clayton Richard throw back to back no hitters

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mat Latos is facing Barry Enright tonight

Aaron Rowand just swung and missed the TV in the clubhouse

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

The McCoven, at least, are ready for the stretch drive.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 1, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction for this month:

There will be 30 days.

When I think of September Giants games, for some reason, this painfully annoying evening starring Dustan Mohr and a bullpen mound always comes to mind. I’ve hated Petco Park ever since.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Sep 1, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

awwww

Noah :(

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noah’s page on BR is up for grabs to be sponsored. Thinking about picking it up and just putting " :( " there.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’m just taking an Airbender break. Then, I’ll get back to the next 100 pages of Midnight’s Children.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 1, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really good, but man it takes a long time to read.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, this character looks like he’s modeled after Ryu.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry....

…Manilow. Stuck in my head while reading this post.
♫September Morn♫
Shoot me.

by phillas on Sep 1, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant is back to his old self today.

Book it.

The llamas have put the fear of God into him. 1962 GDTs??? Pure, uncut inspiration.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Grant, this is the greatest Giants-related blog entry ever posted.

by blackbird on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain is on my Giants Opening-Day calender

I assume that is a good sign.

But for you F1 fans out there, Timo Glock is on my F1 calender…not such a good sign.

by BeatLA55 on Sep 1, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine too!

I think it’s completely fair to blame August on Renteria

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s completely fair to blame the Holocaust on Renteria

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

or that one German guy..

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him?

hasselhoff Pictures, Images and Photos

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly who i was thinking of!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have their best months when a starting pitcher is on the calendar. April = Tim, July = Sanchy.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

March 2011. We’re in for a great spring training!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

September’s stuck on the tip of my tongue, it tastes like torture but it looks like fun.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. He’s gotten pretty damn crazy I think. I mean certiably batshit insane.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly — why play the defensively good center fielder slugging over .500? Who would want to do that?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaRussa says he tries to pull the ball too much

and Jay “plays the game the right way”

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that makes sense, if by “plays the game the right way” LaRussa means Jay isn’t as good as Rasmus.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whee
“He’s had all the work,” La Russa said. “He’s never backed off the work, taking batting practice. I think it all has to do with what his concentration is, and what his focus is. I do believe that, you just watch his swings in batting practice and in the game, I think he is convinced that he helps us more if he just yanks the ball out of the park. That normally is not the case, because you’re limiting yourself to a side of the park and you’re vulnerable to too many pitches. We really push, ‘Just play the game.’ That’s what Jon [Jay] does. He plays the game. take a single, take a walk, let the home runs come.”

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The anti-dingerz argument.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love all these euphemisms for terrible players. “Plays the game the right way.” “Gamer” “Gritty” “Hustler” “Gets his uniform dirty”

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

pro tip

those are all euphemisms for WHITE players

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funnier that way, but I don’t think it’s true. I’m pretty sure every word of that has been applied to Melvin Mora in his career at some point, for example.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 1, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One I’ve heard used for a lot of our pitchers by non-local broadcasters is “bulldog”.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The scoreboard at Turner Field once referred to Cain as an intelligent workhorse.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Computers are smart. They can come up with non-factual “facts.”

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this explains all of xanthan's posts

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 1, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont forget trading Ryan Ludwick

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was wrong on multiple levels.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially the part where they didn’t trade him to us.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But traded him to the Padres instead

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres give up some Green Wood character

And get that fucker? Srs WTF

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 1, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to like Ludwick. :(

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t Rasmus injured?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

IIRC he took longer to heal than the org wanted…which didn"t help him

(I could be wrong though)

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s ask Rob Dibble about playing through injury.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that, but not enough to go on the DL at least.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but his BABIP is .376. ZIPs updated projects a good .355 wOBA for him. It projects a .360 for Rasmus. Not much different, honestly, but I think Rasmus is more likely to sustain his production.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

Rasmus should be getting all the PT he can.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Rasmus to get no PT

So that the Cards will think about trading him.

MOAR OUTFIELDERS.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like that. But then Sabean would go “young OF, benched by the Cardinals? PASS!”

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Restoring Horror

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is Guillen?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

a good player-blocker.

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure you don’t mean “good-player blocker”?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think both work. He’s both good at blocking players and blocks good players.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

solid.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My new favorite song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc

Sorry if it’s old news to the rest of you, but I just heard it yesterday.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ain’t that some shit

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it a couple weeks ago and have just been playing it on repeat since.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is your Dad saying?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was complaining how Posey is batting 6th again, behind Guillen.

And he said he did exactly what Guillen though he would do. Guillen gets a walk, then Posey drives the runners in.

Then I told him that they were 1 for 10 with RISP. I then preceded to ignore me.

by BeatLA55 on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ignore myself all the time, but I keep pestering me.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disown him

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell him he’s wrong.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I'm gay"

That will give him bigger problems than Jose Guillen.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 1, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn it

The person who has my tickets for this game is incommunicado and I wanted to go to BP.

Now I’m watching the Padres game.

This portends suck…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting ready to go to the game, hope this weather works in the Giants favor.

Come on Hippie.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

“Come on Hippie”
-timmeh

stoned discouraged pitcher talks to self

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 1, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Lataos working on a 2-hit shutout in AZ. OTOH, Enright has given up just 1-run, so AZ still has a chance.

Go D’backs!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Goatybacks!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Sep 1, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda strange that tonight is a night game

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I thought it was a day game.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we could have Friday day games. Opening day this year was pretty awesome.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially because the game was awesome.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

3pm starts on Friday would be cool

Easier to take off work with no expectations of coming back until Monday

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

get on it GIANTS BRASS!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNTV brass say “Hell, no.”

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Cubs do it.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're not carried by KNTV.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish it was.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both teams were supposed to have a day off tomorrow

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to the game tonight

I sure Tim starts September off on a good note.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Sep 1, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

i recommend A#

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, Bb

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

441 or fight

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is facing his demons and taking on his evil jinxing ways head on.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Sep 1, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OT Messages to other McC members

Can we send messages to each other? Other than just posting on a thread. If so how?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

some people have their emails in their profiles

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone get unsolicited emails from people on here?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

not once that i can tell

and my email’s been in my profile since day 1

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm so its probably safe to leave mine on, I got it once

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine has been on since day one and the only messages I’ve gotten were the ones for the Grizz/Catz game that I solicited. Nothing more. But, of course, Gallo and delorean are simply lovable and nerdlike. Who would write just to flame us or stalk us?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got this email today
Hi,
I saw your website http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/
and have a simple proposal for link exchange.
Your link will be placed on a related page inside our links section.
Our homepage is currently pr3 (expected to be pr5).
The site has huge traffic with an average of 500,000 unique visitors
per month and at the time of writing over 50,000 active members.
 
My link details are:
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Should you decide to place our link, please reply to this email
id with your own link details. We will add your link within 48 hours
of receiving your email, exempting weekends.
 
Alternatively, if you would prefer we can give you access to the
members area free of charge in exchange for a link on your site.
 
I await your favorable response.
 
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by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you want to access their members?!?!

by snafu on Sep 1, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol I await your favorable response
I KNOW YOU WIlL SAY YES, SAY YES TO THE WEBMASTER!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He asked if you recieved them

not sent them.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people have their emails addresses in the profile. That’s about it.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a big fan of telepathy

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get on it, Grant.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Semaphore is an underrated communications technology.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But other than you and I, who knows what you are talking about?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

highfive

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/returns same

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A/S/L?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK then HEY djp4cal - rental in Eureka

All Tim’s one-bdrm are rented out. He has a 2 bd townhouse available (it’s a duplex) the other side is being rented out by a school teacher. If you are interested let me know.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A/S/L?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does that stand for?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Age/Sex/Location?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

a/s/l/f/b

age/sex/location/floor/bloottype

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

bloot is a funny word

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha.

damn.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

in what language does “bloot” mean “red X”?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blood + booty?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

any party down watchers?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yes

so sad it’s over

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too :( and I never got to watch the finale cuz my mom made me wait for her to catch up, then netflix took it off :(

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a travesty that it is done.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do i determine what type of bloot i am?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bloot sucks.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be our new meme when any member says something to another specific member.

Especially kdl and Lars

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should try Twitter.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t tweet. I’m on facebook and that’s about as much I can handle.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, my Twitter is just a dumping ground for my one-liners and swearing about baseball. I don’t know how it’s supposed to help me be a more futuristic journalist, though that’s what I’m told.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m lazy.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops reply fail

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use my Twitter account like an RSS. I really only follow various baseball sources. Along the way, I picked up followers, many of whom are strangers to me. :\

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of people here are on facebook. That would be a good way to be able to send messages.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot find anyone on facebook.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was easier when you could see who joined a group on FB, instead of this stoopid “Like” shit. I could look through the McC page and see who I wanted to stalk on FB.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Sep 1, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know his real name.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's djp4cal

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

……..

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a list of a bunch of people: http://www.facebook.com/#!/topic.php?uid=6545350263&topic=7870

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid links with pound signs. I guess you’ll have to copy/paste it.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://goo.gl/B7QU

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man, you all look so normal! :)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh so hard:

#Kristin Lindgren kdl.

/doesn’t exist because there are no girls on the internet
over a year ago

#Lars Stevenson O HAI!
over a year ago

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

eerie.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS FATE

or something

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

huron?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ontario

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s all we can say about that, unless we start listing big lakes instead of the merely great ones…

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's one more.

Erie.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

look further up

it was basically listed, though unintentionally

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aha. I didn’t catch the eerie/Erie offshoot.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Champlaign was a Great Lake for a few days once.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

*snicker*

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember my high school had to send a letter home warning parents that their teens might soon be talking quite a lot about titicaca as Latin American geography was being taught in class.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. So that’s how long this has been going on.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, we didn’t even know it yet! (Total coincidence. That’s why it made me laugh so hard.)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, dude.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

no prob

btw if you use chrome, get the goo.gl link shortener extension. It’s very useful.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t use chrome, but thanks. :-)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use a new-age low-gloss chrome on my head. It keeps the voices from entering my head or monitoring my thoughts.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

rule 1: protect head.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it have an antenna?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just shortens links like above?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it puts an icon next to the address bar, and when you click it, it shortens whatever address you’re on and gives you the link for easy copy/paste

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t add myself to the listing, and it’s starting to freak me out. Am I a non-citizen?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t you just push “reply to topic”?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably need to join the group first

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good call. I’m too old for these newfangled social networking things.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good catch. I’m all thumbs with technology.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

not going to lie i want to be a creeper and add EVERYONE on that list

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creeper is my favorite word

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word. My favorite activity is creeping, obv.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was once at a club and some random guy asked me if I was creeping.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Sep 1, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep it on the down low.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Sep 1, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve never seen me..

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn skippy

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mystery Science Theater 3000 reference.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to do it again until I saw I had already done it

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot this list existed.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

does anyone know why there are two McC pages on facebook? is the other one by SBNation?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think one is group and is a page or something.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One is a group, and the other is a Fan page.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh facebook, your so silly

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as

“One is a Groug”

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want me to message djp4cal on Twitter and let him know you left a message for him here?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, thank you. I will be at the game tonight so maybe we can cross paths in the post game.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sent the message. :-)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I started following Sarah Palin today. It’s been painful and unfunny so far. I don’t think it will last.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So like following her in real life?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds awful

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonkette has been making fun of some of Palin’s tweets so I decided to check them out, but yeah… it’s not really working out.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since you seem interested:
SarahPalinUSA
  
Kudos T-Party Americans:“Most important civil action since Reagan Revolution;w/out it we’d be nowhere”Mark Levin(It’s why Leftists hate it)

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a douche?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Levin or Sarah Palin?
Or Sarah Palin for quoting Mark Levin?

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Both.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh jeez. I’ve got to see this.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 1, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SarahPalinUSA, good start

by chilibean_3 on Sep 1, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

…aaaaaaand I’m done with that.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also:

Was there any reason to not spell out “bed” or “bedroom”?

Or has Grant finally found a way to stop Pika from posting by charging by the letter?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Sep 1, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm lazy.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Sep 1, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god you saved 1 keystroke by abbreviating bed to bd!

;)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it feel like Bautista homers every single god damn day? My Jose envy is getting embarrassing

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT LATOS

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

whooo!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE THE DIAMONDBACKS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Lookout Landing:

Exploratory Surgery

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

p-p-p-PARTIAL tommy john surgery???

what in the name of

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to start hanging out over there all the time.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

use protection!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

With something hard and sandpapery.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and coated with concentrated hydrochloric acid

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamnit Barry Enright

Cabrera, Stairs, and Venable with consecutive singles; none of them are hitting above .230 btw

by giants92388 on Sep 1, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate all these shitty Padre hitters getting hits at just the right time.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

just some lazy copypasta

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Sep 1, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

covered with cheeze whiz. Delightful cheeze whiz.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLPADS!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPADZ!

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I like these Padres

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE, AND WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK

by Snack on Sep 1, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLPADS!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PADS

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Sep 1, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

+4

Welcome back, Brandon Allen.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY DBACKS

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT GUKE LEGGERSON

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Latos

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT GREG LUKERSON

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE LIKE FLUKERSON

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEND HIM TO THE BUUUUURN WARD

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE LIKE FUCK YOUKERSON

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a guess before I click, is it the Soul Machine Cee-lo Green?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, even though I posted it above.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha that is why I guessed it, I love that track

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna learn After Effects soon, so I’ll make a Giants version of that song.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, of the video.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AE can take a lot of wrestling with to get what you want.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. I used it last year for a project. But I’ll be using a lot through the rest of my degree once I start.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overall, it’s a useful program, but there are a few annoyances here and there like getting masks to work well or key frame animation. Then again, most video editing programs are annoying to deal with.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, our careers!

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

For simple motion graphics I found Motion to be easier to work with… it’s been a few years since I even opened AE. The dudes up in Graphics use it exclusively though.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dude's a big mofo

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Stanton is a beast.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Sep 1, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Keep brushing your teeth with other team’s penises Padres!!!

Or…something like that.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don’t quite get why they said that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s how they brush.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

cavity creeps don’t stand a chance against the germ fighting properties of semen!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate that the Dbacks didn’t kill the Giants and reverted back to Dbackness after the series.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M LOOKING AT YOU COLORADO

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARI can’t possibly play like this for the rest of the year, so I hope they are just riding their hot streak

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

i was in the top of the thread and then saw the name explosion on the bottom and was like WTF this isn’t a gamethread.

Now I know. Keep losing Padres!

by DFARowand on Sep 1, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we just need the D-back bullpen to come through!

Ugh… any chance of the roof getting stuck open and a freak rainstorm raining out the rest of the game?

"Robb Nen is going to get you" – Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by pantalones on Sep 1, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm. Weird start time is weird

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially since the Rox decided to fly out tomorrow morning instead of tonight for that makeup game against the Phillies.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You work for em?

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhhhh.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

k

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're being considerate

LOLORADO has a makeup game tomorrow with the Phillies

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS SPORTSMANSHIP!? BEING CONSIDERATE TO OUR TWO PLAYOFF RIVALS?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Was hoping for a little more gamesmanship

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman
There were some cheers in the Giants’ clubhouse when AZ’s Brandon Allen hit a grand slam for a 5-2 lead over Padres just now.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I guess it’s finally okay to scoreboard watch in September.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, there were some right here at my desk.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

woot

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Hank for that shocking piece of information

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was creeping in the clubhouse.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

searching for bagel dogs

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

this is freakin me out. I hate when kittehs do that

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

kitteh haterz gonna hate teh kittehs

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I love teh kitteh

just not when they start creepin at ya

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This always makes me laugh, I could watch this over and over again

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are doing that right now.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try some chrome paste head gloss. Here. I’ve got some.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the 50 Cent one.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much did that cat cost?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this one.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Yes, I love this so much.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giggling like a fool in my office.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

50 cent looks really confused to see da kitten next to him

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol is creeping turning into a maymay?

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol pads. brandon allen’s first ever start in left field

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s usually how I do it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unclean, otherwise.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same dude just said, “you’re not out to spoil it for the padres, you are out to win it for yourself.” Now they are talking abou tthe Giants…. LOL these announcers

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hush you. I’m just now getting a slight tan.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m loving the heat right now

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

I’m working from home, out on our patio, with a glass of lemonade and my sunglasses on. September in San Fran…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds splendid. I really do love days like that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re awesome. And we only get a few of these every year, in our neighborhood.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to catch ours in the spring and in the fall. They’re pretty darn wily.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fall is the hottest weather in SF.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite season!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in Redwood City so it’s like 89 right now.

by Snack on Sep 1, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t worry it will be cold again tonight

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re expecting the first cool front of fall here over the weekend. It’ll be the first time we’ve seen lows in the upper 50s since…maybe April.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back home from the grocery store, SD was winning 1-0 when I left… i need to shop more often!!! LOLRADES

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was turning into LOLRAIDERS.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to hear Greg Pa—wait, no I don’t.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

them too!!! WOOHOO!!! i think we’re gonna win tonight too!!

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allen's 4th career home run

LOLPADRES

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, in 104 career at-bats.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this

but still.

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol former pitcher!

"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey

by LincecumFTK on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DP

Suck it Padres.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

SUCK IT!!

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Sep 1, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pads had 1st and 2nd with nobody out in the top of the 8th… Chase Headley strikes out, and Nick Hundley grounds into a double play.

Suck. It.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HEADLY LAMAR

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S HEDLEY

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were playing so far over their heads, and never had a losing streak, and can’t cope. hahaha, the bridge will be burning in SD tonight. I’m gonna troll GasLamp Ball

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a bad idea

Besides, it wouldn’t even be fun to troll since everyone there is super boring.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they only write fanposts

saying “haters gonna hate” in regards to us.

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean come on

2 fanposts about us? Seriously?

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a Buster Posey hate fanpost. Which wasn’t very good.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IT WAS SATIRE AND YOU DIDN"T GET IT SO LOLYOU

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha you saw that

I don’t think they have a great understanding of the term “satire.”

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured I read up on them

It hurts my head. I’m glad Grant doesn’t post “GIANTS LOSE BY A BILLION” everytime they lose.

Neither do I

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I mentioned this a while ago, but their writing is extremely unprofessional. Most of the NL West ones are boring but informative, Grant’s is funny, and theirs is just bad.

Did you read the one from the Phillies series? It was either after Friday’s or Saturday’s game. Absolutely terrible, saying things like “they’re all bitches” or something.

PR probably banned everyone from their site from that post.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

they are stupid. My blog sucks, but I think it’s better than their’s:).

Their writing is the worst I’ve seen on the SB Nation platform. They are one of the reasons bloggers get a bad rap

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

And of course, the users take after their leader, so they’re bad too. All 11 of them.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

LOLJONATHAN HOLMES

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I have that same reaction. Guy doesn’t seem very bright.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably shouldn’t do that. Bad karma and all

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling we were all too late.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i probably wont. its just nice to see something that might be worth trolling out of SD. i dont think we’re too late, we can still win this thing

by giant4life83 on Sep 1, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn does not approve of your plan.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

Grant’s policy has always been the people who troll on other websites get banned on MCC

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to enforce....

If a tree falls in the woods

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Not hard to enforce if people go around announcing their intentions.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is “trolling” different from simply dropping in and commenting?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trolling is done with the intent to provoke the members.

by Natto on Sep 1, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

example:

i fart in your general direction!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or:
Maybe you guys should install a humidor at AT&T!

LOLPLEASEDON’TBANMELOLLOLOLOL

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trolling is

trying to incite a negative reaction with personal attacks or comments that are flat out wrong and stupid that will cause a reaction (like AT&T needs humidor)

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

example:

your mother!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

example:

I brush my teeth with your cock

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

cavity creeps don’t stand a chance against the germ fighting properties of semen

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Sep 1, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he's not registered there

So I assume he’ll see this comments before he tries to do so.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCHADENFREUDE FTW

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game time nears

Please be patient against Ubaldo tonight, Giants.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

The Padres are getting blooped to death this inning.

Sweet, sweet regression.

by GiantPain on Sep 1, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I love regression

Especially when it doesn’t have to happen.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, the AI in the My Player mode on MLB 2K10 is so awful. They never pinch hit for the pitcher, regardless of inning/situation. And Cody Ross just forced me out to end a rally. My player was on second and he was on first, and he stole second when there was no play on, and I was left hung out to dry.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a PS3.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I mean

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

by TBRMKane on Sep 1, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fascinating!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Show still pisses me off

They should have fixed so many things, mostly dealing with the fielding.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is still glad he finally shelled out the cash for a PS3

Yes it will be.

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey will be a beast in the game

And I’m assuming MadBum will finally have his own motion

by TBRMKane on Sep 1, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum will make me happy (reads user name)

And yeah, Buster should be an absolute manchild

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is pumped already for Belt

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be my only reason to want to see him up at all this season, is he will be in the game next year (even if he starts in the minors).

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is beast now

On the updated rosters. The one they need to fix is Torres, and Huff.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not being worse defensively than Jose GuillenLOLWTF?!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAH I HATE THAT

My RTTS pitcher gets screwed by my shitty shortstop every time. He’s cost me a good 4 or 5 runs this year

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I always put my 3B on the line since they can’t handle backhanders.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DID!

Best decision of all time. MLB The Show=FTW.

LOLCODYROSS

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t afford another system.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell us more.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is about how I feel when people talk about fantasy baseball, so whatever.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, kaliber,

excessive sarcasm. (I don’t fantasy either . . . just an old asshole purist) I’ll try to keep it in check.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubled off on a liner to the pitcher, too. Weaksauce.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Padre’d

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off to watch opera on PBS.

Renee Fleming and Dmitri Hvorostovsky WHAAAAAAAT?

/waits for high-five, sorely disappointed when none materializes

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Good seats?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, on television. So yeah. The best.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll high five

What opera?

Renee Fleming, opera singer > Renee Fleming, would be pop crossover artist

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selections from Verdi, Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff and Medtner. The theme is great venues of St. Petersburg.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice! I love when they shoot these things in situ. Enjoy the show.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have you know that this Friday I plan on staying up until nearly 11:00! So there!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 1, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am only sort of kidding. I had a subscription (a mini one) to the Met when I was in college.

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double play!

Suck it, Padres!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Sep 1, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Schulman says this is the biggest start of Timmy’s career!!!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Sep 1, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman says a lot of things.

by kaliber on Sep 1, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like last one. And the next one!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoo.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Sep 1, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait they called up Ford?

LOLGIANTS

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know before

LOLME. I just saw it. Don’t judge!

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MLE OF .547 OPS

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.

by MadBum on Sep 1, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Ford is not a very good baseball player. Just vrooom

by TBRMKane on Sep 1, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not like he's going to hit

…hopefully

As a pinch runner he’s useful in September.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he’ll “steal” some bags

lol me bad joke

by TBRMKane on Sep 1, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

a) not on the 40 man
a1) would have to DFA some piece of garbage (i.e. Velez or Hinshaw) to make room
b) he is helping the Grizz in their hopeless hunt for the post-season

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They say

He doesn’t fit.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he would be a good fluffer, soft hands

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Sep 1, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

Brian Sabean is a genius!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Sep 1, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deep thought:

3GB if they win tonight and would have been been 2GB if Cody Ross had skipped that last bong hit Monday night. 1GB if Phil Cuzzi had been a passenger on the Hindenberg

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

And if we had that time machine to take us to France?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Sep 1, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

…we could be sipping cognac on the champs elysee

by capn on Sep 1, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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