September preview
July was magic inside. August was arsenic-tinged nougat inside. Seriously, screw that month. If there’s anything a Giants fan can count on, it’s a random distribution of 2-1 losses and 1-0 wins. Some months the losses flow from the tap, some months the wins flow. But to have a month where the offense does just fine, while the pitching completely wets the bed? Witchery. Pure, unabashed witchery, and this baseball-god-fearing site won’t stand for it.
So I keep hearing things about this September, eh? Sounds like torture. Smells like torture. Feels like torture. Looks like torture. Tastes like, oh god, tastes like torture. But I’m going to watch every game because I’m an idiot. I have problems. I look at the standings, and I think, "HEY, THE GIANTS ARE ONLY FOUR BACK IN THE NL WEST!" And then I catch myself and silently weep. Because I’m an idiot. This is the cycle of my conscious thought.
This brings up a selection of the unlikely, awesome Septembers in franchise history, as told by a young jerk who couldn’t be bothered to look through all of those seasons in New York.
1997
First off, the Giants opened September of ‘97 with a Monday/Wednesday series against the A’s. What sort of misanthropic imp thought that one up? The whole ‘97 season was littered with two-game series against the AL West. That’s something Raoul Duke would come up with after eating his suitcase.
The Giants were supposed to fade into nothingness as the Dodgers took the division. From the beginning of May through the summer, that’s all Giants fans heard. The Dodgers were the better team. The Giants were a fluke. The Dodgers were the better team. The Giants were a fluke.

The Giants were just fine, thank you. They turned a two-game deficit at the start of September into a division title.
Of course, it all eventually ended in heartbreak.
1998
The Giants were four games back of two different teams in the wild-card race with eleven games left. They ended the season on a hot streak, sure, but more importantly, the Mets and the Cubs refused to win. Google "Brant Brown error" if you want some good laughs. This was the game after which I gave up. Yet they came back, against all odds, it was the chance they had to take.
Of course, it all eventually ended in heartbreak.
1951
Everyone knows about "The Giants won the pennant! The Giants won the pennant! The Giants won the pennant!" It’s the most memorable moment in the history of baseball. What people don’t remember is how ridiculous it was that the Giants were even in a position to win the pennant in the first place. After the Dodgers swept the Giants in a three-game series, the Giants were 12.5 back on August 9th. August 9th! Then they went 40-8 in their last 48 games. That’s just goofy.
So, basically, your grandparents and ancestors traded future championships in dark, candlelit deals in order for The Shot Heard ‘Round the World to happen. Enjoy that replay every time you watch it. You’ve paid for it.
Of course, it all eventually ended in heartbreak.
1962
Can you imagine the GameThread for this game?
Marichal isn’t an ace. Sorry, nerds, but he doesn’t have that certain mentality you need. I’d trade him for Ernie Broglio straight up.by HallerBack on Oct 3, 1962 6:06 PM PDT reply
After being down four games with seven to go, the Giants surged to catch the Dodgers and force a three-game playoff. They were down 4-2 entering the ninth inning in Los Angeles in the third game.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT IN THE HELL, MARICHAL?By Kuenn Sense of Smell on Oct 3, 1962 6:06 PM PDT reply
The Giants took the lead on a bases-loaded walk, and padded the lead on an error. Heh. Suck it, old Dodgers.
Of course, it all eventually ended in heartbreak.
So am I saying that the Giants are due for one of these Septembers? Yes. Yes, I am, you grumpy twits. This is the month where the magic inside gets everywhere, and it isn’t going to come out with a little baking soda, either. You’re all so aghast that I’d dare to jinx things that you don’t even realize that you were morbidly pessimistic before you read this post. It always ends in heartbreak. I acknowledged it. I think we’re going to get some short-term satisfaction that will set up a more painful heartbreak. If that qualifies as a Pollyanna-type jinx, deal with it, you jackals.
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Timmy is back to his old self today.
Book it.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
by 49er16 on Sep 1, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I like it.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMEONE GET THAT BOY A CHOCO TACO!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Which self?
I Split W L W-L% ERA G H ER HR BB SO SO/9 SO/BB
April/March 4 0 1.000 1.27 5 22 5 2 7 43 11.0 6.14
May 1 2 .333 4.95 6 33 20 2 23 40 9.9 1.74
June 3 1 .750 3.09 5 33 11 2 12 34 9.6 2.83
July 3 1 .750 3.02 6 42 14 4 13 35 7.6 2.69
August 0 5 .000 7.82 5 33 22 5 13 27 9.6 2.08
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 9/1/2010.
OMW to the game via Bart
LETS DO THIS
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 1, 2010 2:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
OT: Rob Dibble was fired today. Lookout Landing had the best tweet about the situation.
LookoutLanding
Rob Dibble should suck it up and work through his unemployment
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
by 49er16 on Sep 1, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 13 recs
Rec’d for being so awesomely truthful.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, fuck Rob Dibble. At least something right can happen in this world.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So much win
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOVE IT
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Old Hoss Radbourn tweets:
I am looking forward to R. Dibble’s tale of redemption, in which he gruffly yet lovingly skippers a professional women’s base ball team.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Every once in a while, Old Hoss will show up on a trivia answer or something and I get a good laugh out of it.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
For an old guy, his twitter feed is pretty great.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Lookout landing is so hilarious.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s weird that being Mariners fans makes them so funny. I thought it would have the opposite effect.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
1) Seattle, 2) San Francisco
Rankings in terms of most educated cities (I believe the criteria for ranking is percentage of residents with at least a 4-yr. degree). This may have something to do with them being funny…they’re clever.
Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.
It is my 2nd favorite blog
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha
yes.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
SO MUCH WIN
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.
Holy Shit!
Neifi Perez hit a home run off of Rob Nen?!
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
LLAMAS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe we should have 2 lunch subthreads for Grant.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
YEAH, GRANT!
YOU SLACKING DOUBLE LUNCH TAKER!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude takes 2 lunches and then bans poor Llama Boss!
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Lunch 1
The beer is placed inside a pocket of salty, pretzel-like dough and then dunked in oil at 375 degrees for about 20 seconds, a short enough time for the confection to remain alcoholic.
When diners take a bite the hot beer mixes with the dough in what is claimed to be a delicious taste sensation.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Link
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Next step: Find Higgs Boson
But if in so doing were forced to forfeit this pioneering work in alcohol-as-food- then I say “nay”, good sirs.
Choppin' broccoli
BBQ Beef Brisket sandwich from Little Luccas
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
/pours out a 40 for Grant's boss.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Nobody's been talking about it...
but I REALLY like the depth we have on our bench in this playoff push. Just may put us over the edge here, and in the playoffs
Probably because we don’t have a bullpen.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Oh sweet. Maybe D-Train too.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Yum.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Ditto
I wasn’t here for the heatwave last week, so I’m totally enjoying it.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I kinda feel like I do
And I has a sad
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I lol’d at the old school screennames, you should make up more of those.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ve got dibs on Boner’s Merkle.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL 1908 Cubs shouldn't have even been in the playoffs.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
103 years LOL!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HallerBack is epic!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
What None of You Understand Is That Willie Mays Will Never Get a Hit in His Career
By giantsrainman on May 27,1951 6:06 PM PDT reply
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Sep 1, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
LOL
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HOOTERS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
At The Vrey Least He Shuold Be Sent Down To AAA To Work On His Swing
Willy is clearly not ready.
By giantsrainman on May 27,1951 6:34 PM PDT reply
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
by groug on Sep 1, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You All Are Blinded By Your Anti-Feeney Bias
By giantsrainman on May 27,1951 6:46 PM PDT reply
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
by Ott on Sep 1, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
On the contrary, Willie Mays has a 32.37123% chance of becoming a Hall of Famer.
VR
By xeifrank on May 27,1951 6:34 PM PDT reply
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actual Laugh Out Loud..
turn out to be kind of embarrassing in the office
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs Fangraphs I'll miss you my son.
Marichal will not be an effective pitcher because he threw 100 pitches in his last outing. He needs at least 6 days of rest to regain his motor skills.
by hokysmksbw on EVERY DAY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ROFL
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.
Dammit. I don’t like that very much.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Meth-heads and hipsters everywhere, rejoice!
Quietly hoping Brandon Belt develops into John Olerud, circa 1993.
by AndOnTheDrums... on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Reply-faiLOL
Quietly hoping Brandon Belt develops into John Olerud, circa 1993.
by AndOnTheDrums... on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad you said that
Because I was about to be extremely curious why meth-heads were excited about Tulo playing.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I think it makes perfect sense. Have you been to Fremont High?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
zing!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
FREAKMONT
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
no, but I’ve been high in Fremont.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Internet links Tulo to meth!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The "Melvin Mora isn't batting cleanup anymore" lineup
2b ey
cf fowler
rf cargo
ss tulo
1b helton
lf smith
3b mora
c olivo
rhp jimenez
They could be Giants...but not really.
…At least Barmes is out of the lineup?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’m 18 in two weeks. So there’s that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Happy almost birthday. You’re almost out of Walrus Man’s range of interest
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Sep 1, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, I turn 25 in a couple weeks. We can celebrate life milestones on-line together.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
On Sunday I turn, well, a bigger number than any mentioned so far.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Happy 29th!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm 35 on Saturday
I’ll be in AZ watching Bum start on Monday!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
Happy birthday can of corn!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Happy almost birthday, Ms Niblets.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I am already a much bigger number than any mentioned so far..
including the one not mentioned by COC
Adopted Son: !Matt Downs Fangraphs I'll miss you my son.
I won’t be able to drink on my birthday cause it’s a Thursday and I have to be at work at 6.30am on Friday. Wooh.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don’t drink, so my 21st birthday was largely a rehash of the previous twenty. But it was nice just the same. A good book and in bed by ten. That’s the key.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Woohoo for a birthday in the middle of a 3 day weekend!
(Although I’ll be lucky if I end up with 2 drinks. That’s how I roll. Usually. At least, when I’m with the kids. Usually. Except for that one Halloween. Of which I won’t speak. Because I don’t remember. Pro-tip: if neighbor Jeff offers you a margarita, really he’s just giving you a large tumbler of tequila with a squeeze of lime. But by the time you notice this, you are unaware.)
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL. It was my own damn fault. The tumbler of tequila came on the heels of trick-or-treating with a wine glass (along with Jeff’s wife). We’d get refills from friends along the way. Super fun, until it isn’t the next day.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I’m 19 in about 30 days.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously? I had you pegged much older. You just carry that world-weary air about you, I guess.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Haha, really? I don’t know. A lot of people tell me I’m an old soul, so I sound a lot older than really I am, I guess.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here. Growing up, I always got along more easily with older people than my own peers. I was always able to make references on their level.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Yeah, that was my situation exactly while I was growing up.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It sucks that we live a continent apart. Oh, the times we’d have, talking about Chet Huntley and listening to my hi-fi.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
What a swell time that would be.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hah, apparently not. Although, two or so weeks isn’t that much of an age difference.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
18 going on 40.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?! I mean, that’s not, like, really far off from my real age, but still.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow, I figured it would be that before I even clicked it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How did all of you miss that she’s going to be a freshman in college this year?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Although I guess Gobroks is pretty close.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I did mention I took a gap year, so maybe that’s it?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You graduated young.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Yeah, I graduated just a few months after I turned 17.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I also skipped a grade. :P
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
graduated at 16
began college at 16
CLASSIC UNDERACHIEVER
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
But man
You forgot to take some time off to find yourself in Europe, man.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
it's true
like a fucking idiot i immediately went out and got a job.
LOL ME
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Retire early maybe?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m trying, but no one seems to be willing to pay me to sit on my ass and crack wise about baseball on the interwebs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
I took my retirement between the ages of 17 and 25.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe you can intern with Rob Neyer.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I did this too. And now I wish I’d taken more time for myself after college.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I took my time off between high school and college. And it was one of the best things I’ve ever done.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Good for you. Did you travel or do anything special?
I was only 15 when I started college so I didn’t really know what I was doing. Post-college would have been the perfect time for me to take a break.
I’ve been thinking more and more about going back to school. If I do, I’ll definitely take some time off, either before school or after.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Actually, I realized I wasn’t really prepared for college, so I withdrew before the semester began, took six months and got a nine-to-five job. It helped mature me and shape my expectations for early adulthood. By the time I was ready to re-apply the following January, I was much more prepared for the experience and got through college just fine.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Me too! So this is what it feels like…when doves cry!
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That's rare
I graduated when I was about 17 and a half and only two people in my entire class were younger than me.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Homeschooling + skipping a grade meant that I could just go through all my work as fast as I wanted to.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
23 in 17 days
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I didn't realize you were that much older than I was
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
He’s becoming a grizzled veteran.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Have I ever told you about my time in the Console Wars of ’94?
*lights cigar *
It was hell on earth, kid.
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
26 in 358 days
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
60 in 10 days.
You people are all just such tots!
by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 1, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
15 in 124 days
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 1, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
ill prolly be long gone by then
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Sep 1, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS TORTURE INSIDE!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
MadBum's BP
Did anyone hear Kruk this morning on KNBR? He said MadBum’s batting practices are a sight to behold. Apparently, he hits balls over the bleachers in left field and left- center and has even hit the little kiddie replica field behind the keft field bleachers.
Kruk said he hits balls only where Galaragga would hit them.
Now I want to see MadBum take BP.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
They were talking about that on the wrap last night too. But apparently he has trouble with the deuce
Don’t we all. The smell alone…
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I heard someone navigating phone tree menus in the crapper at work today… I wish I knew who it was so I could remember to never borrow their cell phone.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Next time I’ll start yelling at them through the stall door.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s utterly confusing. Many times, I have actually answered thinking they were talking to me. In general conversation should be kept to a bare minimum…
I hate talking while I’m taking care of my business.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
was at the gym the other day
and heard the guy next to me drop his phone in the john.
i LOLled.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
dropped it after he was finished, i'm pretty sure
had stood up and was preparing to leave, i think? when i heard a very clear plunk and some cussin’.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
I sleep walk a lot and do other strange things in my sleep. The other night I woke up convinced that people we after me and my GF and they had planted some sort of tracking device in my room on the beside table. So I picked up what I thought was the tracking device and hucked it into the living room where it crashed against the wall.
GF: What the hell was that?
Pete: tracking device our enemies put there
GF: …
Pete: or maybe it was my cell phone
GF: yeah, I’m thinking it was your phone
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
Tommy Joseph and MadBum are forming a band: Light Tower of Power
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Is Victor Conte coming out of retirement to join?
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
Their hit single
What Is FiP
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
So, my wife called our new baby’s fontanelle a Fontenot during the baby’s checkup this morning. It completely went over the doctor’s head, but I had to work really hard to keep from laughing out loud.
I’m pretty sure there’s a hilarious Grant joke in there somewhere, I just don’t know how it make it.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
What's a fontanelle?
I don’t have any kids. I always thought it was a forest just south of Omaha.
I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general
by short_shifter on Sep 1, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That little soft spot where the plates in the skull haven’t sealed yet.
You can check their pulse just by looking at it. It’s pretty amazing.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
by Ott on Sep 1, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Good grief. I was thinking some kind of cheese, but it turns out that’s fontina.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I’m thinking we’ve got the makings of some wacky sitcom hijinks at this point!
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
by Ott on Sep 1, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
My mom was just saying that Fontenot’s name always reminds her of fontanelle. Hilarious.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I've already started to blame Grant
Also, Timmy has to win today.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
Never Forget

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
by AXmrdrir on Sep 1, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I can use a Barry Bonds pirouette gif right about now
SoFa King Mike?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
YES!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
I was in 8th grade
My English teacher promised no homework for a week if the Giants won the pennant that year. Will never forget.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
SFGiants
Tonight’s Starting 9: Torres CF, Sanchez 2B, Huff 1B, Burrell LF, Guillen RF, Posey C, Sandoval 3B, Fontenot SS, Lincecum RHP
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LOL BUSTER
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
"Buster Posey and the Starting Nine" should be a TV series.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
That doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus, Buster’s the manager.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I like that Bochy said he didn’t blame Ross for the triple on Monday, but Ross has sat two games in a row since then.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I guess we’re just different people then.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I really think that' a right-handed-starter thing
Since he got here, it appears Bochy is triny to limit his ABs against RHP
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Come on? More Guillen?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I guess I can’t argue with that. Plus, he hit that one homerun that time.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's amusing about Guillen:
He currently has a (Giants-only) net offense value very nearly equal to Huff’s, and higher than Posey’s. Of course, it is only 49 plate appearances, and his BABIP is a comical .429, but there it is.
Still no reason for him to be starting, but then you knew that.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
SSS
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.
Good news
Timmy finally caught his shadow, and the nice girl he met even sewed it back on for him. Consequently, all of the problems he has had this season are over with. True story, I saw it happen.
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
I, for one, can’t wait to see how this season gets added to a similar post for next year.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
We make a last-minute surge
But Mat Latos finally no-hits us on the last day of the season.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I say
Mat Latos and Clayton Richard throw back to back no hitters
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Mat Latos is facing Barry Enright tonight
Aaron Rowand just swung and missed the TV in the clubhouse
Buster Posey>
Prediction for this month:
There will be 30 days.
When I think of September Giants games, for some reason, this painfully annoying evening starring Dustan Mohr and a bullpen mound always comes to mind. I’ve hated Petco Park ever since.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Okay, I’m just taking an Airbender break. Then, I’ll get back to the next 100 pages of Midnight’s Children.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Awesome
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
It’s really good, but man it takes a long time to read.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, this character looks like he’s modeled after Ryu.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant is back to his old self today.
Book it.
The llamas have put the fear of God into him. 1962 GDTs??? Pure, uncut inspiration.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Matt Cain is on my Giants Opening-Day calender
I assume that is a good sign.
But for you F1 fans out there, Timo Glock is on my F1 calender…not such a good sign.
I think it’s completely fair to blame the Holocaust on Renteria
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
or that one German guy..
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Seriously. He’s gotten pretty damn crazy I think. I mean certiably batshit insane.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly — why play the defensively good center fielder slugging over .500? Who would want to do that?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LaRussa says he tries to pull the ball too much
and Jay “plays the game the right way”
Buster Posey>
Well that makes sense, if by “plays the game the right way” LaRussa means Jay isn’t as good as Rasmus.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Whee
“He’s had all the work,” La Russa said. “He’s never backed off the work, taking batting practice. I think it all has to do with what his concentration is, and what his focus is. I do believe that, you just watch his swings in batting practice and in the game, I think he is convinced that he helps us more if he just yanks the ball out of the park. That normally is not the case, because you’re limiting yourself to a side of the park and you’re vulnerable to too many pitches. We really push, ‘Just play the game.’ That’s what Jon [Jay] does. He plays the game. take a single, take a walk, let the home runs come.”
Buster Posey>
The anti-dingerz argument.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I love all these euphemisms for terrible players. “Plays the game the right way.” “Gamer” “Gritty” “Hustler” “Gets his uniform dirty”
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
pro tip
those are all euphemisms for WHITE players
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
It’s funnier that way, but I don’t think it’s true. I’m pretty sure every word of that has been applied to Melvin Mora in his career at some point, for example.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
by Ott on Sep 1, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The scoreboard at Turner Field once referred to Cain as an intelligent workhorse.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Computers are smart. They can come up with non-factual “facts.”
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
this explains all of xanthan's posts
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
That was wrong on multiple levels.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The Padres give up some Green Wood character
And get that fucker? Srs WTF
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
wasn’t Rasmus injured?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so
IIRC he took longer to heal than the org wanted…which didn"t help him
(I could be wrong though)
Buster Posey>
Let’s ask Rob Dibble about playing through injury.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve heard that, but not enough to go on the DL at least.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
True, but his BABIP is .376. ZIPs updated projects a good .355 wOBA for him. It projects a .360 for Rasmus. Not much different, honestly, but I think Rasmus is more likely to sustain his production.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
And
Rasmus should be getting all the PT he can.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Restoring Horror
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
sure you don’t mean “good-player blocker”?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
My new favorite song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc
Sorry if it’s old news to the rest of you, but I just heard it yesterday.
ain’t that some shit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 1, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard it a couple weeks ago and have just been playing it on repeat since.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Sep 1, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What is your Dad saying?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Sep 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Threaten not to get him anything for Father's Day.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I was complaining how Posey is batting 6th again, behind Guillen.
And he said he did exactly what Guillen though he would do. Guillen gets a walk, then Posey drives the runners in.
Then I told him that they were 1 for 10 with RISP. I then preceded to ignore me.
"I'm gay"
That will give him bigger problems than Jose Guillen.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Darn it
The person who has my tickets for this game is incommunicado and I wanted to go to BP.
Now I’m watching the Padres game.
This portends suck…
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Getting ready to go to the game, hope this weather works in the Giants favor.
Come on Hippie.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Great
Lataos working on a 2-hit shutout in AZ. OTOH, Enright has given up just 1-run, so AZ still has a chance.
Go D’backs!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Yeah
I thought it was a day game.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I wish we could have Friday day games. Opening day this year was pretty awesome.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
3pm starts on Friday would be cool
Easier to take off work with no expectations of coming back until Monday
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Going to the game tonight
I sure Tim starts September off on a good note.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
OT Messages to other McC members
Can we send messages to each other? Other than just posting on a thread. If so how?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Anyone get unsolicited emails from people on here?
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
not once that i can tell
and my email’s been in my profile since day 1
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
hmmm so its probably safe to leave mine on, I got it once
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
Mine has been on since day one and the only messages I’ve gotten were the ones for the Grizz/Catz game that I solicited. Nothing more. But, of course, Gallo and delorean are simply lovable and nerdlike. Who would write just to flame us or stalk us?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I got this email today
Hi,
I saw your website http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/
and have a simple proposal for link exchange.
Your link will be placed on a related page inside our links section.
Our homepage is currently pr3 (expected to be pr5).
The site has huge traffic with an average of 500,000 unique visitors
per month and at the time of writing over 50,000 active members.
My link details are:
Url: [url]
Title: [title]
Should you decide to place our link, please reply to this email
id with your own link details. We will add your link within 48 hours
of receiving your email, exempting weekends.
Alternatively, if you would prefer we can give you access to the
members area free of charge in exchange for a link on your site.
I await your favorable response.
Regards
Webmaster
I do.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He asked if you recieved them
not sent them.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Semaphore is an underrated communications technology.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
But other than you and I, who knows what you are talking about?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
OK then HEY djp4cal - rental in Eureka
All Tim’s one-bdrm are rented out. He has a 2 bd townhouse available (it’s a duplex) the other side is being rented out by a school teacher. If you are interested let me know.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
What does that stand for?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
a/s/l/f/b
age/sex/location/floor/bloottype
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Blood + booty?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
any party down watchers?
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
fuck yes
so sad it’s over
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
This should be our new meme when any member says something to another specific member.
Especially kdl and Lars
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
You should try Twitter.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t tweet. I’m on facebook and that’s about as much I can handle.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Honestly, my Twitter is just a dumping ground for my one-liners and swearing about baseball. I don’t know how it’s supposed to help me be a more futuristic journalist, though that’s what I’m told.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I’m lazy.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
A lot of people here are on facebook. That would be a good way to be able to send messages.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot find anyone on facebook.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It was easier when you could see who joined a group on FB, instead of this stoopid “Like” shit. I could look through the McC page and see who I wanted to stalk on FB.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Don’t know his real name.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
It's djp4cal
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Here’s a list of a bunch of people: http://www.facebook.com/#!/topic.php?uid=6545350263&topic=7870
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid links with pound signs. I guess you’ll have to copy/paste it.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
This made me laugh so hard:
#Kristin Lindgren kdl.
/doesn’t exist because there are no girls on the internet
over a year ago
#Lars Stevenson O HAI!
over a year ago
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
eerie.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I know, right?
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS FATE
or something
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
that’s all we can say about that, unless we start listing big lakes instead of the merely great ones…
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
*snicker*
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
And, we didn’t even know it yet! (Total coincidence. That’s why it made me laugh so hard.)
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought the O HAI was for can of corn
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Thanks, dude.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
no prob
btw if you use chrome, get the goo.gl link shortener extension. It’s very useful.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I don’t use chrome, but thanks. :-)
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I use a new-age low-gloss chrome on my head. It keeps the voices from entering my head or monitoring my thoughts.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it have an antenna?
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Just shortens links like above?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
yeah
it puts an icon next to the address bar, and when you click it, it shortens whatever address you’re on and gives you the link for easy copy/paste
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Sounds good
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I can’t add myself to the listing, and it’s starting to freak me out. Am I a non-citizen?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Can’t you just push “reply to topic”?
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You probably need to join the group first
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Oh, good call. I’m too old for these newfangled social networking things.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
not going to lie i want to be a creeper and add EVERYONE on that list
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
Creeper is my favorite word
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Word. My favorite activity is creeping, obv.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was once at a club and some random guy asked me if I was creeping.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
no
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
“Creeper, creeper, creeper. You give me the creeps!”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I forgot this list existed.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
does anyone know why there are two McC pages on facebook? is the other one by SBNation?
"throwing out runners? I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey
I think one is group and is a page or something.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Want me to message djp4cal on Twitter and let him know you left a message for him here?
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, thank you. I will be at the game tonight so maybe we can cross paths in the post game.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I sent the message. :-)
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason I started following Sarah Palin today. It’s been painful and unfunny so far. I don’t think it will last.
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
So like following her in real life?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that sounds awful
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Since you seem interested:
SarahPalinUSA
Kudos T-Party Americans:“Most important civil action since Reagan Revolution;w/out it we’d be nowhere”Mark Levin(It’s why Leftists hate it)
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
Also:
Was there any reason to not spell out “bed” or “bedroom”?
Or has Grant finally found a way to stop Pika from posting by charging by the letter?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm lazy.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
SUCK IT LATOS
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
This.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
p-p-p-PARTIAL tommy john surgery???
what in the name of
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
I’m going to start hanging out over there all the time.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
With something hard and sandpapery.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Goddamnit Barry Enright
Cabrera, Stairs, and Venable with consecutive singles; none of them are hitting above .230 btw
just some lazy copypasta
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
covered with cheeze whiz. Delightful cheeze whiz.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLPADS!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOLPADZ!
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
LOLOLOLOLPADS!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
+4
Welcome back, Brandon Allen.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Suck it Latos
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
SUCK IT GREG LUKERSON
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SEND HIM TO THE BUUUUURN WARD
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
MORE LIKE FUCK YOUKERSON
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
I have a guess before I click, is it the Soul Machine Cee-lo Green?
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
Yes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah, I know. I used it last year for a project. But I’ll be using a lot through the rest of my degree once I start.
Overall, it’s a useful program, but there are a few annoyances here and there like getting masks to work well or key frame animation. Then again, most video editing programs are annoying to deal with.
For simple motion graphics I found Motion to be easier to work with… it’s been a few years since I even opened AE. The dudes up in Graphics use it exclusively though.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That dude's a big mofo
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
Mike Stanton is a beast.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah
Keep brushing your teeth with other team’s penises Padres!!!
Or…something like that.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I appreciate that the Dbacks didn’t kill the Giants and reverted back to Dbackness after the series.
I’M LOOKING AT YOU COLORADO
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
i was in the top of the thread and then saw the name explosion on the bottom and was like WTF this isn’t a gamethread.
Now I know. Keep losing Padres!
Hmm. Weird start time is weird
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Especially since the Rox decided to fly out tomorrow morning instead of tonight for that makeup game against the Phillies.
They could be Giants...but not really.
You work for em?
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
They're being considerate
LOLORADO has a makeup game tomorrow with the Phillies
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
WHAT IS THIS SPORTSMANSHIP!? BEING CONSIDERATE TO OUR TWO PLAYOFF RIVALS?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
hankschulman
There were some cheers in the Giants’ clubhouse when AZ’s Brandon Allen hit a grand slam for a 5-2 lead over Padres just now.
They could be Giants...but not really.
by esseffgeez on Sep 1, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I guess it’s finally okay to scoreboard watch in September.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, there were some right here at my desk.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He was creeping in the clubhouse.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
searching for bagel dogs
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
haha
this is freakin me out. I hate when kittehs do that
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
Oh I love teh kitteh
just not when they start creepin at ya
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
This always makes me laugh, I could watch this over and over again
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
You are doing that right now.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
Try some chrome paste head gloss. Here. I’ve got some.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I want the 50 Cent one.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
How much did that cat cost?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Giggling like a fool in my office.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.
by kdl on Sep 1, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Unclean, otherwise.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Same
I’m working from home, out on our patio, with a glass of lemonade and my sunglasses on. September in San Fran…
They could be Giants...but not really.
That sounds splendid. I really do love days like that.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Fall is the hottest weather in SF.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Enjoy it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got back home from the grocery store, SD was winning 1-0 when I left… i need to shop more often!!! LOLRADES
I thought that was turning into LOLRAIDERS.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Allen's 4th career home run
LOLPADRES
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.
Uh, in 104 career at-bats.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I know this
but still.
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
LOL DP
Suck it Padres.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
SUCK IT!!
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
Pads had 1st and 2nd with nobody out in the top of the 8th… Chase Headley strikes out, and Nick Hundley grounds into a double play.
Suck. It.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HEADLY LAMAR
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S HEDLEY
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
they were playing so far over their heads, and never had a losing streak, and can’t cope. hahaha, the bridge will be burning in SD tonight. I’m gonna troll GasLamp Ball
That's a bad idea
Besides, it wouldn’t even be fun to troll since everyone there is super boring.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Well they only write fanposts
saying “haters gonna hate” in regards to us.
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
I mean come on
2 fanposts about us? Seriously?
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
I hate that.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
And a Buster Posey hate fanpost. Which wasn’t very good.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
BUT IT WAS SATIRE AND YOU DIDN"T GET IT SO LOLYOU
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Ha you saw that
I don’t think they have a great understanding of the term “satire.”
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Yeah, I figured I read up on them
It hurts my head. I’m glad Grant doesn’t post “GIANTS LOSE BY A BILLION” everytime they lose.
Neither do I
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Seriously
I mentioned this a while ago, but their writing is extremely unprofessional. Most of the NL West ones are boring but informative, Grant’s is funny, and theirs is just bad.
Did you read the one from the Phillies series? It was either after Friday’s or Saturday’s game. Absolutely terrible, saying things like “they’re all bitches” or something.
PR probably banned everyone from their site from that post.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Yeah
they are stupid. My blog sucks, but I think it’s better than their’s:).
Their writing is the worst I’ve seen on the SB Nation platform. They are one of the reasons bloggers get a bad rap
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Agreed
And of course, the users take after their leader, so they’re bad too. All 11 of them.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
haha
LOLJONATHAN HOLMES
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Probably shouldn’t do that. Bad karma and all
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a feeling we were all too late.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Randy Winn does not approve of your plan.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 1, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
How is “trolling” different from simply dropping in and commenting?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Or:
Maybe you guys should install a humidor at AT&T!
LOLPLEASEDON’TBANMELOLLOLOLOL
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 1, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Trolling is
trying to incite a negative reaction with personal attacks or comments that are flat out wrong and stupid that will cause a reaction (like AT&T needs humidor)
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Well he's not registered there
So I assume he’ll see this comments before he tries to do so.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Game time nears
Please be patient against Ubaldo tonight, Giants.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I love regression
Especially when it doesn’t have to happen.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Man, the AI in the My Player mode on MLB 2K10 is so awful. They never pinch hit for the pitcher, regardless of inning/situation. And Cody Ross just forced me out to end a rally. My player was on second and he was on first, and he stole second when there was no play on, and I was left hung out to dry.
Get a PS3.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Fascinating!!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The Show still pisses me off
They should have fixed so many things, mostly dealing with the fielding.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
/is still glad he finally shelled out the cash for a PS3
Yes it will be.
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
MadBum will make me happy (reads user name)
And yeah, Buster should be an absolute manchild
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
/is pumped already for Belt
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Posey is beast now
On the updated rosters. The one they need to fix is Torres, and Huff.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
GAH I HATE THAT
My RTTS pitcher gets screwed by my shitty shortstop every time. He’s cost me a good 4 or 5 runs this year
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
I DID!
Best decision of all time. MLB The Show=FTW.
LOLCODYROSS
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
Tell us more.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, kaliber,
excessive sarcasm. (I don’t fantasy either . . . just an old asshole purist) I’ll try to keep it in check.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Doubled off on a liner to the pitcher, too. Weaksauce.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Off to watch opera on PBS.
Renee Fleming and Dmitri Hvorostovsky WHAAAAAAAT?
/waits for high-five, sorely disappointed when none materializes
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Good seats?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 1, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll high five
What opera?
Renee Fleming, opera singer > Renee Fleming, would be pop crossover artist
They could be Giants...but not really.
Selections from Verdi, Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff and Medtner. The theme is great venues of St. Petersburg.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Double play!
Suck it, Padres!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Whoo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wait they called up Ford?
LOLGIANTS
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
I didn't know before
LOLME. I just saw it. Don’t judge!
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
LOL MLE OF .547 OPS
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 13.2 per 9 innings in his career. He has a 1.63 ERA in San Jose this year. Call him up to be a Flying Squirrel. He is also a member of the "Giants who went to LSU" club with Mike Fontenot, a.k.a Grant.
It's not like he's going to hit
…hopefully
As a pinch runner he’s useful in September.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
He is on the 40man anyway so he is coming here to fill a role at no cost
Consider him the MLB equivalent of a fluffer
a) not on the 40 man
a1) would have to DFA some piece of garbage (i.e. Velez or Hinshaw) to make room
b) he is helping the Grizz in their hopeless hunt for the post-season
Deep thought:
3GB if they win tonight and would have been been 2GB if Cody Ross had skipped that last bong hit Monday night. 1GB if Phil Cuzzi had been a passenger on the Hindenberg
And if we had that time machine to take us to France?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

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