Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: UFC 146 Results: Junior dos Santos TKO's Frank Mir

Post-game thread: Giants outlast Cubs

Phew.

One of these games, Buster Posey will end a game at home. He might end it with a walk, a bloop single, a triple...one of these games, Posey will be the one beneath the mob as the Giants celebrate a win. The natural inclination, then, is to think, hey, screw you Cubs for walking Posey with the winning run at third and nobody out. This was our chance to watch that. But, no, that's not right. When Posey does it for the first time, probably in the seventh game of the World Series this year, we will ascend. Everyone will be waiting for you. So blessed are we. The Cubs don't know that they're a part of the grand plan, but they are.

Today, though, no one cares about who won the game. Giants win on a walkoff sacrifice fly, which is the baseball equivalent of "The French Connection" ending with a courtroom scene. Don't care. All that matters is that it was a win. Fine with me. Because if the Giants lost to this performance...

 

...there would have been some serious yowling. Yowling. Seven walks? Hard hit balls everywhere into outs? It was painful. But the Giants were able to come back, in no small part because of this performance:

 

Complain about this bullpen around an Orioles fan, and you might get stabbed. They shouldn't be the problem, and it's nice to see they've escaped the gravity of the midseason suck hole.

The Giants needed that win in that classic not-must-win kind of way. They had an unbroken chain of hits in the eleven, and when the eyes of the world turned to Buster Posey, the other one, Pat Burrell, knew that help was on the way, and the saint of circumstance sent a ripple through the park, and the Giants were able to say, "We bid you good night!"

/twirls for a bit

 

Ahem. Good win.

Comment 938 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

Woah

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat Burrell

Real American Hero

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hmmm

Should I add him to my sig?

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking love Pat Burrell. Dude’s awesome

by Andrew Yang on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat the Bat!

Went to the Pro-Am at Kezar…left to watch the game at Kezar pub…left Kezar Pub when Ishi was tossed out. And yet, sweet dreams will ensue!

Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.

by LeMasterBlaster on Aug 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Word.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was nice.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MY COMPUTER IS SAVED!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed. Well said, as ever.

by Every6thDay on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

PAT

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G(em)

The clutch situation is a coveted situation.

by mlb22 on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

We hath toppled the mighty Cubs!

by HoosierGiant on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

but the jerry garcia call was all mine

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

I was posting jerry rallly pics the inning earlier. But ripple and “take you home”…I give you mad props for that.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played mauer

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/high fivez

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

positiveuphemism wuz rite

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha we win.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Well said, Grant

Seriously. I was sure we were going to lose that.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought we were gonna lose that until we won that

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like a Giants fan

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEAR PAT BURRELL,

WE FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO,
The McCoven

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'M GONNA FUCK HIM UP!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

/forms line behind scout6

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the line start behind Huff

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

About fucking time they got that runner in from 3rd.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Never in doubt

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lollercoaster

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad they don't have in-play updates.

I wanna see it when Ishi was rounding 3rd.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what bad baseball looks like.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The graph really brings to focus all those missed scoring opportunities. Damn that game was frustrating

by snafu on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

That, definitely that.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants had that game all the way

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

crap no subject line. sorry guys

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i actually don't care anymore

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice: the thousand-yard stare

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

True American Hero

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's american? since when

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at that goddamn thing

how can it not fucking be american

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

shes got you there Pik
/not mod suckup

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT JAPANESE?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally

they invent most of the world’s fucked up shit

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry can’t beat me there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eyes aren’t big enough.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And BB’s are more valuable than outs, dork.

by speckops on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s trolling.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't make the Hall

For just base on balls

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Jim Rice got the call

and said NERDS SUCK MY BALLS.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

zambrano has been put on suicide watch after last night's loss....

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

BusterfuckingP
  
RECOGNIZE ME @MCCOVEYCHRON I HAVE COME FOR YOUR SOUL! VICTORY!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, lots of comments tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

And I left in a fit of rage in the first one

You guys were busy

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the negativity. Weird how that works.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even in the early innings when we weren’t knocking in base runners, I thought it was only a matter of time before we scored some runs on Zambrano. He didn’t look sharp

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He was downright shitty.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that scumbag piece of shit Zambranlol

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t trade Rowand for Zambrano in a million years. At least Rowand cares, he’s just not good, and he’s a good guy in the clubhouse. Zambrano’s a bad teammate, and as soon as he signed that big deal, he stopped working. That high nineties fastball is gone and he couldn’t care less.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2010 5:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What about Beltran for Rowand?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

why on earth would the Mets do that o.O

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/08/beltran-trying-to-rebuild-value.html

Also the philly media and fanbase actually think that the team is better off without WITHOUT Werth next year b/c he peaked last year! LOL

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

FYI Werth is better this year than he was last, just has fewer HR’s.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes but Rowand has more years and more dollars left on his contract than Beltran, it makes zero sense for the Mets to swap those 2 contracts. I highly doubt they’ll even consider this unless the Giants ship B+ prospects along with the deal.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but Minyana is a horrible GM.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see him and Sabes try and work out a deal.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell as a Giant

.283/.378/.493.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

he has been an excellent pick up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets remember this when he gets his 2 / 12 extension

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell and Huff: corner outfielders until 2013.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

water buffalos 4 lyfe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can get matching walkers

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, why?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t understand this either.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me, did you want Burrell on this team?

Methinks NOT!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very few people did.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Nerds!

I was all for it 10 minutes after I heard Tampa gave him the boot.

(it took me that long to peruse his career stats)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cool for you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were right. Congrats.

I don’t remember for sure, but I don’t think I hated the signing either. Can you honestly say you expected him to be this good?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you even ask him

he’s trolling. of course he’s going to say YES I EXPECTED IT I WAS RIGHT BLAH BLAH HAHA I"M TROLLING YOU NERDS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but you blindly pick nearly every player that goes against the grain of groupthink

so you don’t get any credit.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My argument was that the NL West parks don't suppress his power.

And you whiny bitch were all

“Blah-blah…SSS….yadda-yadda…33 years-old…etc…etc…”

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

whiny bitch

bitches

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t seem to mind you trolling, dude, but keep the insults a little lighter ferreals.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

PROVE IT

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does I hafta cut a nerd?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will you shut up about “nerds”?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a shitty argument.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OK CHAMP

YOU WIN
YOU THE BOSS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit on Debra’s desk!

by speckops on Aug 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, your argument is "hey, let's see if random shit will rile ppl up"

and call me names.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

then your new name is

jshittyGamer

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid people piss me off

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't look in the mirror

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess you have no choice now jct

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re clever.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saving better for later.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea.

You do not want to waste both your best quips.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

people have been banned for less than this.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 10, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very few is not none.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 9, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fairly certain I was interested in them picking him up on a minor league deal, but skeptical that he could bounce back. Well, he could.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most

thought he would be very valuable as a RH bat off the bench. Not many wanted him starting every day, but that seems to be working out alright.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought he’d be awesome off the bench and with how awful our lineup was at the time outside of Huff and Torres, it was nice having someone with power and good plate discipline.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES GOOD FOR YOU

ALL PRAISE BE TO THE HOKY ONE, NOW TELL US MORE ABOUT WHEN MOTA CAN PITCH EFFECTIVELY AGAIN!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFTER THREE DAYS REST

provided he threw more than 25 pitches in his 1.2 innings tonight

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMAZING

HOW ABOUT CASILLA?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT TODAY CHRIS RAY THREW A SCORELESS INNING WITH LESS THAN 48 HOURS OF REST!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only needed ONE OUT

and he did it on FOUR pitches.

The Cubs didn’t give him time to get in trouble.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T SEE IT.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so.

Such is the price of vision.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 100% in favor

And I thought he could potentially start and produce.

Then again, I also thought Klesko was going to be a great pickup too.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You win some you lose some.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and this is where I say

Klesko was quite good for half a season!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this like that time you tried to make it difficult to cheer for Renteria when he did something good?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, suck it nerd.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I’m glad I only had to suffer the last couple innings because bowling league takes up Monday nights.

by CoJax on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Obligatory “What if I came here for the news?” comment

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

thats why God made wretched websites such as ESPN.com

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT, anyone ever doubting Pat should STFU!

by THEMARD on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

a typical

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

a typical Soriano game

do something good then screw up a bunch and the team loses.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game stressed me the fuck out. Seriously.

by Dan from NM on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Followed this one from start to finish.

What a game. And sorry Burress, you had your chance.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Yeah, those guns were a bad idea.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bochy

Why double switch Burriss into the game and then remove him for Sanchez a couple of innings later. Double switching Mole in would have saved a bench player. By the way, why bring him up when you obviously have no faith in him? How about bringing up a late inning bat, like Guzman or Borchardt?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2010 5:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Only thing I can think of was that he wanted to keep the pitcher in the game a bit longer.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was cool.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It was alright

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he gave up a cheap groundball single to give up a run

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was in scoring position because of batter’s interference.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 9, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was born in a house full of pain.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an awesome reference.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, it's . . .

. . . Catcher’s Interference, and is a distinct scoring category (like hits, walks, HBP, etc.).

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it just considered a non-AN, and Posey is ruled with an error?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

*non-AB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but . . .

. . . like any non-AB, it has to be accounted for in the scoring. The scoring categories are AB, BB, HB, SH, SF, and CI, and those must total the PA number (which is also the BFP number).

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't that a different time?

i thought this guy moved to second on a steal when it was pretty clearly batters interference. could be remembering wrong though

by thebighead on Aug 10, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The hitter moved across the plate after swinging, interfering with the catcher’s throw to second on the steal attempt. It was technically ‘offensive interference’ apparently – the catcher’s interference was a different play.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Learned his wife’s horse was stolen

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

shitty defense, no offense, and cheap hits probably

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has a cell phone built in and he was talking to his grandmother

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ALWAYS yelled "FUCK!" at my grandmother over the phone.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*CK!

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not true

He was yelling “OH FIDDLESTICKS”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Bill Walton is the happiest man on earth

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats mostly from the drugs though

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you expect, HE’S PART MACHINE

by apistat on Aug 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all of his health problems, he problem could get them legally now.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was pretty meh on Burrell signing at the start

But goddamn he has proven me wrong.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabez was rite

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he was.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sabez is good at takin 1 year fliers

i’ll give him that.

penny, pat the bat, huff n puff

by shallow23 on Aug 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. 2 year fliers, not so much – freddy sanchez, edgar

by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 5 year 60 million ones

by shallow23 on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's also good at turning one year fliers into 2/12

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Sabean weren’t allowed to do anything but dumpster dive he might be a good GM.

by taliesin on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that and draft pitchers!

by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

His season line, including the Rays, is almost up to an .800 OPS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in this camp.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves last weekend has to be the worst

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll recommend that shit

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still better than our best loss.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many games back of the Padres are we?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

1 and a half

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.5

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

For serious?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

When one team plays and the other doesnt…..

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calming down tendons.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seems like it would favor the road team because they get to bat 5 times

by HoosierGiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Each team fields four and a half players.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like two Sandoval’s?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, we get it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obese

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, any four players and Velez

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

3/2

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

5/9

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

still 3 (in the AILC)

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 10, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

except for ramon ramirez. i’m still not sure why we traded for him.

by thebighead on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s not bautista or welley?

by shallow23 on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we got him for free and he’s better than Bautista.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla?

Don’t know about that.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am still on casilla's bandwagon

10+ k/9 is absurd, and he’s been really good outside of a few meltdowns

by thebighead on Aug 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see him keeping that up. I just hate guys that walk a ton.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla vs. Ramirez

/grabs dictionary, looks up “fungible”

by taliesin on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And finds that . . .

. . . they do not match the definition. Fairly good and fairly bad are not fungible. Gas Can #1 is gone; now it’s time for Gas Can #2 (preferably before the explosion).

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You clearly have a lot more faith in Ramirez than I do.

by taliesin on Aug 10, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Or why not? (Depending on how one takes it.) His career is that of a fairly decent pitcher—not HoF or anything, but nontrivially better than average. His career ERA is 3.51, and I think that’s actually a pretty good representation of his abilities. His career BABIP is a low .281, but looking over his five seasons it seems pretty consistent there. His only poor year was 2007, and in that season his BABIP was a wildly uncharacteristic .365.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FREE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TURPEN

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

FINAL CRISIS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 10, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, he got the job done. Gave us all heart attacks, but he pitched his inning

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like Ramirez

I think (and yes, I know hindsight is 20/20) Ray should’ve pitched the 10th and Ramirez should’ve relieved Lopez

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I realize this doesn't really matter now

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the outs were hard, but he was really good against Atlanta on Sunday. Tonight he had the luck that Bumgarner didn’t.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2010 6:11 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Feels good not thinking their going to give up the lead when they come in.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm in on this

Bullpen: 5.1 IP, 2H, 1BB, 0R, 8K

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That whole game felt like all the fates conspiring against us.

Then we were all like, ‘hey, fates! Fuck you!’

Awesome.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Felt more like reading a bunch of Giants fans gripe for 3 hours while I sat here just waiting for the final score.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We get it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

’Cause, yeah, in a game where the Giants had, what, 22 baserunners but only scored 4 runs, there was nothing to gripe about.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree

But the griping started BEFORE the game started. That was my problem. We came off a difficult series that we didn’t play badly so much as we got outpitched and everyone is like…we gonna looooose. Gonna get shutout. Then they act surprised and upset.

I knew we were gonna win this game all along. I knew it as soon as I heard about the promotion. Shrug.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cool for you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, unbelievably cool. Usually, when something cool happens for me, I make sure I tell everybody and then admonish them for not knowing what I knew when I knew it.

by Every6thDay on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I don’t think most people were griping that we were going to lose, just that people felt uneasy/it felt like a trap series/etc.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever floats your boat

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one will gripe until the Giants win a World Series.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Till the very last out.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 10, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you don’t want to give that out too soon.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

we played badly in atlanta. how can you say otherwise?

you KNEW we were gonna win? That’s absolutely ridiculous, but…congrats…

by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t you ever just “known” something. That mystic feeling that science can’t explain but most people seem to experience from time to time?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, no. Because I’m not an idiot.

by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is gonna get interesting

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont even know anymore....

this is all just nonsense, people, the giants won, and we’re arguing with eachother? get over it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just sit back and enjoy it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

will do! :D

GIANTS WON!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

tbh – you sound a lot more like the guy than i do. Good outcomes can still be frustrating – people have every right to gripe during a GDT where everything seems to be going wrong for 90% of the game.

Whatever – we won. I’m happy now.

by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

And how much of that time are they actually right?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

60% of every time

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

4500 of delicious gripe

by snafu on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, we’re not supposed to gripe?

by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

22 GIGANTES, YOU SIR HAVE A NEW READER

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE MCCOVEN ARE A BUNCH OF HATERS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT THE HATERAID

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read hateraid as hate-raid, rather than hater-aid

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.5 back

Let’s go Dirty, let’s go!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: YEA, MADDEN'S OUT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It came out 5 years ago

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, ur right, more like in 1989, meant to say madden 11

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been the same game for the past 5 years, is what I mean

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

luckily i dont spend money on it every year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

this years sucks, i buy it every year, played the demo and hated it

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

haters gonna hate

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, they just put development to much into roping in new/casual players

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s anything like NCAA football, i’m interested

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i liked ncaa alot better this year, and I usually trade ncaa in to get madden.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what i was thinking about doin, because i did that last year, but this year? IT IS AWESOME, might just wait until the end of the month and i can get Madden for free

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah im still playing NCAA now i like it that much, and I usually play 2 days then get rid of it

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yep, pretty much what i do… also, something else im doing now, is bringing my school, Miami Ohio to glory

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yeah i created a Sac State team… sad not D-1 football

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, nice!!!! k, how bout trying to create yourself as a prospect and he’s a 5 star, i can never recruit him to my school, he always wants to go to USC

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha i have the same problem

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay my school!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR SCHOOL TOOK ME AWAY FROM FRESNO STATE!!!

And then i tried it again, and THEY TOOK ME AWAY FROM MIAMI OHIO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

then go to the .gif forum

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOWL GAMES

Game is no longer realistic!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wouldn’t fit anymore

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, this Bochy press conference is awkward. Starts out with loud breathing into the mic, evolves into random loud thuds, and then an awkward pause where none of the press are asking questions.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

…wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess it was a boring game

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I muted it when I heard the mouth breathing.

by pwoper on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I noticed the repetitive banging noise and was disturbed.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have a mouth-breathing manager. Spectacular.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

think the team was still tired and in a post-ATL hangover. just couldn’t really get the big hits, but ground out a win and things should get easier from here this series.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

They started hitting the ball a lot better with runners on near the end of the game, I thought.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They hit the ball pretty well all game long I thought

Just kept hitting line drives at Dewitt

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. they were a bit unlucky in that regard.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely, Torres and Huff had big hits, and a win like this should give them more confidence, too.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Urban’s strategy that the Giants should limit Bumgarner’s pitches when they have 6-2 leads in games down the stretch. Sounds pretty reliable to me. We usually have tons of 6-2 leads.

by mlb22 on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Only smart thing he’s ever said.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he also said bench freddy sanchez.

by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Freddy Sanchez knows that

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

classic

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a genius

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally realistic.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was impressed w/ MadBum

He deserved better, but he pitched very well.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too. Some bullshit hit him.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s three starts in a row he’s had bad luck really.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t smoke, but I feel like a cigarette.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, FP

he wasn’t moving Well!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't, damnit

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grateful Dead

Two drummers couldn’t add up to one

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

....

wtf? are you just trolling?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Garcia Night

was last night. Grant’s last paragraph has references to seven Grateful Dead songs. Who knew Grant was a secret hippie?

by DiggaSlidwell on Aug 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s last paragraph has references to seven Grateful Dead songs

Eight. I’m guessing you missed The Eleven.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 10, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

pics?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that guy looks like such a douche

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious though, he’s like SORRY BITCH YOU CATCH IT

by itlynstalyn on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a dipshit.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s wearing a wristband that says “LEGIT”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 10, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an ironic wristband.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. What an ass.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laugher

Sure could use one of these…

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have been over in the bottom of the 9th

Then again the giants should have scored at least 5 runs off carlos zamBBrano and it should have been over in the top of the 9th.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

it's ok

we won.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

RABBLE

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si

I was getting worried there would be a pinch running for posey incident on the horizon thankfully it never happened.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I said in the 9th that Posey better either HR or K or he’s out of the game.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY BLOG!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk’s got the low voice of THIS IS AN IMPORTANT GAME THIS IS IMPORTANT going, I love/hate it when he does that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

so,,,,

whos buying madden 11 tomorrow

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

you just totally missed my post about that up above didnt u

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwwwwwwwwww shit

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it’s pretty easy to do

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 5:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, anyone else watch the tearfest that was True Blood last night?

Talk about melodrama. Seemed like every single person broke down crying at one point or another.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Easy, p e

. . . . it’s not time yet. Midnight, maybe.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the tearful permanent Sookie- Bill breakup that lasted almost till the end of the episode.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2010 6:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 10, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully that gets edited out of the version I watch on fleshbot

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 10, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

is this a real thing?

please tell me it is

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derek Lee isnt gonna play in this series. I don’t know if we knew that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew it

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derek Lee . . .

. . . sounds like such a True Blood name. Friend of the vampire boyfriend, probably. Not completely bought in on the “no real blood” thing.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Pat Burrell

He hits game winning sac flies for the San Francisco Giants.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Could other hybrid animals help the Giants?

Uriburros?

Lincecowas?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Dinoshark is Sharktopus’s nemesis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

DUH

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This looks epic.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

starring Eric Roberts, what more could you want??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just him and a sharktopus OH MY GOD THEY HAVE ONE

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD IT’S CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catdog helped, I think.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That show was meh, IMO

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s no Rocko’s Modern Life.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i loved heffer!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually never watched that show

I’ve heard good things about it though

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should watch it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should

Didn’t some now famous actress star in it?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Courtney Cox was in Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dolph Lundgren

I know his name but I never heard of any movie/show with him in it (except for that new expendables movie)

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drago, Rocky IV

He also made a shitty Punisher Movie in the 80s

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah that makes sense

I’ve never seen any of the Rocky movies

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL married Grace Jones

Shocked that didn’t last. In case you don’t know she was Lady Gaga back in the disco era.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2010 6:18 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

best show ever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The creator grew up in San Jose and went to my high school. True story.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that show!

Also I really liked Doug.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 10, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Doug, but looking back on it I can’t get past that dude’s name is Skeeter. I mean, Skeeter. Really? And I know that slang didn’t exist back then, but it does now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

DOUG WAS AWESOME... Mosquito, that was his real name

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always found it weird that Patty's last name was Mayonnaise

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Doug Funny?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never put Mayonnaise on my burgers, so I didn’t get the joke until much, much later.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh!

That’s the joke!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

THATS THE JO

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I just got that

wow

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get that now

Im stupid

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn, i still dont get it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You put mayonnaise on your patty aka burger

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhh, got it!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, this makes me sad every time I see it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know it’s not a paté with mayonnaise joke?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

They pronounce her name in every episode.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Patty Mayonnaise

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Javier Lopez continues to use his magic fairy dust to get lefties out

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It's getting a little whacky

That apparently he is completely unhittable to lefties and righties seem to never have trouble. Maybe it has to do with that motion.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

To me, it looks like arm angle and the way he hides the ball. He kinda reminds me of Brian Fuentes.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KRUK
Kuip, who is not feeling well, he had to leave tonight in the fifth inning, he left explicit instructions that his pick was going to be… I forgot.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk

Wow, his play-by-play was pretty awful though.

That, the umpire’s strikezone and Pablo not being able to catch was starting to annoy me.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Explicit Instructions

Buster Fucking Posey III

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip got dosed?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 10, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell

Greg Evigan and Sam the chimp From BJ and The Bear Pictures, Images and Photos

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Here. Have a Keanu.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

We also wore out their bullpen

Who’s pitching for us tomorrow?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy day

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

mad men worth watching? Just downloaded the first season

by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i gave up halfway through season 2

too slow for me right now, maybe i need to be in a different mood for it

by thebighead on Aug 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/points and laughs/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop Saying It would have been ironic to run out of pitchers tonight

Todd Wellemeyer would not have helped this situation. He would have lost the fucking game for us in the 10th inning. So stop saying that shit Flem.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

no way Boch would have used Wellemeyer in the 10th inning. That would be a firable offense to use him as anything but the last reliever out of the pen in extras.

by mlb22 on Aug 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably would have used him in the 6th as a long reliever (if he hadn’t pitched poorly yesterday, or pitched at all)

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was the first reliever out of the pen in Atlanta!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLLEMEYER

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Javier Lopez

Is who we thought Dan Runzler would be.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat Burrell Penthouse Interview Circa 2001

Pat Burrell 2001 April Penthouse Interview:

Q: Is it true that your off-season home of Clearwater, Florida, has strip joints on every corner?

A: It does seem liek there is one on every corner. I’m not a big fan of them. Something that surprised me at this one strip joint is, when you walk in, they give you a towell. I asked, “What do I need this for?” The guy at the door said, “Trust me, you will.” I said, “Let me get this straight. A girl is going to dance for however long the song is, and I’m going to need this towel?” Let me tell you, I needed the towel. I don’t know what happened. Nothing of mine touched anything of hers. It just doesn’t make sense.

Q: So, I hear you read penthouse magazine just for the articles, is that true?

A: I read the Jeremy Giambi interview a couple of months ago. good God, what is up with that mink coat? I loved his motto about hitting like an all-star and fucking like a porn star.

Q: What do you like to see women wear?

A: I prefer nothing.

Q: What would make you run from a woman’s bedroom?

A: I’m into “manicured landscapes.” If I’m with a girl who has “bad hedging,” and need to cut the “grass,” I think I’d leave.

Q: Are you a better lover or baseball player?

A: That’s probably something that could best be answered by others. But I think I’ve got both areas right where the need to be.

Q: Would cheerleaders spice up the game a bit?

A: I don’t think it would hurt, and I know the players would love it. I’m pretty sure my teammate Randy Wolf, would be a strong supporter of cheerleaders far beyond anyone else.

Q: Whats the craziest way you’ve met a woman during a game?

A: One thing I did was grab a baseball and sign my name of the bar I wanted to meet her at after the game?

Q: Are you the type that likes to watch?

A: I’d rather be in the middle of two women than watch. You can only look for so long before you have to jump into the fire.

Q: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever worn.

A: Every year rookies have these things they have to do. First off, I don’t wear underwear…ever. I haven’t worn a pair in years. i had to wear this little dress. It was tight and I wasn’t wearing and underwear. When I walked out of the stadium at Wrigley Field to get on our bus, there were about 10,000 people laughing at me. Then I had to get on the team plane, and it was pretty windy on the runway.

Q: Who is your dream date?

A: I haev something for Britney Spears. Some people wonder, are her boobs real? I wouldn’t mind finding out personally.

Q: When you first meet a woman for the first time, how long is it before you are thinking about what she looks like naked.

A: Within seconds.

by patneededthetowel on Aug 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

…okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I read it all and had the same reaction.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

soo Pat is like 95% of guys in America?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems about right.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t speak for the rest of you, but I’m pretty much an ‘underwear all the time’ guy.

Not for showers and, uh, a few other things, I suppose.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

you don’t wear your underwear into the shower?

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

never nude

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are dozens of us!

DOZENS!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh huh

Well, now I get your handle.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

This was my first reaction too

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

we all say stupid things when we were young

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like turtles!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMI

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is way more than I have ever wanted to know about Pat.

by pwoper on Aug 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

…..alright then.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what happens when you send a boy to an all-male high school.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 10, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, that’s where your screenname came from? Huh. Interesting.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 10, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jocko!

Bring me a towel. It’s a windy day.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant . . .

. . . might I suggest professional counselling?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you callin me a "sucker"?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i MADE A FANPOST ABOUT ACQUIRING PAT BURRELL ALL THE WAY BACK IN 2006

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS A DIARY BACK THEN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you mean “Dairy?” And aren’t you actually just sorry your family lost it?

Take your time.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELLO DIARY I WROTE TO BARRY A FEW DAYS AGO AND HE NEVER WROTE BACK :( DOES HE STILL THINK ABOUT ME? I YELLED AT HIM THAT ONE TIME AND HE GAVE ME A THUMBS UP BUT HE HAS NEVER GIVEN ME THE TIME OF DAY SINCE!! SOMETIMES I’M SO CONFUSED THAT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. GRANT HAS BEEN TALKING TO ME A LOT LATELY AND HE IS SUPER NICE BUT I JUST DON’T KNOW IF WE’RE MEANT TO BE THAT WAY. I JUST DON’T FEEL THE WAY ABOUT HIM THAT I DO ABOUT BARRY. OKAY DAD IS CALLING SO I HAVE TO GO, TALK TO YOU SOON!! :)

LOVE,
JPONRY

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

IRL LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

    * Dear Pat,Pat because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run.
    * jponry

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, there are stickers.

by pwoper on Aug 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lisa frank stickers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is an excerpt from Stan, by Eminem

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the similarities as well.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

good song

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

But do you like him on a “Bochy” team?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it nerd.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

To quote the great me
Burrell could be the power-hitting aquisition that makes the difference and he didn’t cost us a thing.

As I’ve said a bunch of times, I’d pull him if he’s ineffective and/or looks lost at the plate, but I want to see 150 PAs before making that decision.

Well, it’s been 170 PAs and my decision is made.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Just got home from the game! I’m late to the party! Allow me to add “PAT!” and “FUCK YEAH!”

Also, I just read my first penthouse interview about thanks to the poster above. Based on Pat’s recap of Jeremy Giambi’s interview, I think I’ll run the other way if he ever walks into the same bar as me. I don’t wanna know anything about that mink coat.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Good choice, PC.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool game is cool.

Buster. Posey.

by deuce deuce on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Might seem kind of random

but is there anywhere online where I can find out the attendance for tonights game?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Aug 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT reply actions  

should be on the box score

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check the boxscore on MLB.com.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Aug 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup found it thanks

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Aug 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The attendance on the board was 41,198, if I remember correctly. Don’t quote me on that though.

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that paid attendance though?

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just looked at the Cubs SBNation site and their first overflow thread started after 198 comments.

LOL

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Man!!!!

My head is exploding!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they have them set up to start automatically at a certain time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabbage smellers

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going to bed, but I'll leave you with this thought

A married man should forget his mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Good night!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodnight, Jerry.

Be there be no pebble tossed . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. I don’t bust out references to penguin rape often, but when I do, I prefer them in feverish, incoherent threads.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 9, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of Tomo Ohka in there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ the Rush Subthread

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

ewww Rush

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

/high five

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Played at Shoreline tonight. You know some McCoven were there.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 10, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't be surprised... Cake>Rush

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cake is awesome

Rush is meh

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

HIGH FIVE!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Cake just came on

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

ARCO ARENA???

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

No the radio

Are they playing a concert there? Cuz I might need to hit that up

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, noooo, that's a song

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bananas>Independence Day

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apples>Bananas

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pears>

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apples>Oranges

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pears>

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flavored toothpicks>oboes

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Saxophones>pie

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Viola > raisin bran

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

monkey’s ass>torsion wrench

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

no way. Tangerines>>Oranges>>>>Apples

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

pluot sorbet

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

made it yesterday . . . it is!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

So by a simple process of substitution, my shit > Independence Day.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

howie, nobody cares bout ur shit

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S BANANAS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I mean, it’s shaped and smells exactly like bananas. It took a long time for me to master this.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

does that make eating actual bananas more difficult?

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Less digesting

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

In some ways, no.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you lobbying to become a human centipede segment again?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

/don’t sing

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That song is actually really catchy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want it stuck in my head.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

A-

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

N-

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

A-

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ANAS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Read this as
ANUS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

too late. just let it happen!

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only one way to stop it.

JUST A CITY BOY

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK TODAY?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LEMME POUR KOOLAID ON YA REAL SLOW

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be in my head right now

if I wasn’t listening to Hot Hot Heat

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That band is also really catchy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but their music is good and not annoying

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also true. Well, at least Elevator, since that’s the only one I’ve listened to.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard one of their songs on a videogame-My best fiend

That song is pretty good as is Bandages and Middle of Nowhere (which I was just listening to)

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I pretty much like every single song on Elevator except for the Intro, which is, I mean, whatever.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

They remind me a little bit of the band Hockey

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man

Get in or Get Out is ridiculously awesome.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 10, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

MVP BASEBALL!!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Pat get pissed when people were jumping on him at the end of the game?

He looked like he was about to throw a punch or something LOL… maybe someone touched his hair or something.

by Twistapher on Aug 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, when you're not wearing any underwear ...

the concern over one’s hair is understandable.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dangerously close to slashfic.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 9, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i saw this I actually yelled out “REC’D” IRL

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, there’s too much codpiece in this one. All true Burrell fans know he doesn’t do that shit.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if his face would be recognizable if you photoshopped it beneath batman’s cowl

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I always see Bengie Molina for a second.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 10, 2010 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

As do I

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Robert Redford

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, rec’d

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 10, 2010 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

My little brother used to have that picture on his bedroom wall.

Mine was adorned with pretty much every Will Clark poster ever made. About the only thing we could agree on was we liked having Matt Williams in the mix, too.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pacific Sock Exchange!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back home from sec. 327. Good times. Cubs fans were not very obnoxious, even early. … So much for an early, productive start tomorrow. But hey, free baseball!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Helluva game.

Crowd was lame … too stoned.

by zuma420 on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Walton sounded a touch baked.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

They got up on the visiting dugout a batter early.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Mickey and Billy were in Philly, they woulda gotten tazed.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 10, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I think all the birds were freaking them out.

Also, if you’re gonna bring weed to Jerry Garcia Day, bring the good shit. This is San Francisco. Have some goddamn self-respect.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am amazed that CSN can have great guys doing the actual games, and have probably the shittiest guys ever do everything else. I cannot stand Urban FP and Radnich. Anyone else feel this way, also Bip may be mildly retarded.

I'm a better person now.

by jbowl on Aug 10, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

agreed on urbs and FP. Radnich is OK

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

haters gonna hate

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never said I hated them, just that they are annoying and say the dumbest cliche shit ever.

I'm a better person now.

by jbowl on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

what’d you expect

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, i like Gary... Urbs isn't bad...

miss Damon on post game :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

urbs just annoys me, no problem with gary – like his attitude even if he doesn’t have a clue. Damon was too fatalistic for me – screaming over everything.

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's why i miss Damon

kinda expressed how i felt after games… plus he didnt really sugar coat anything

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough. always was for the wrong reasons though

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, no doubt

but he did keep me listening, although FP? i’ll gladly listen to Katy Perry over him

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ke$ha?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

better singer than all combined

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

her songs are equally bad though.

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Lady Gaga come up in every other post-game thread?

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor taste?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t totally mind Bruce I just didn’t like how he would hang up on people who disagreed with him.

I'm a better person now.

by jbowl on Aug 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

i actually thought it was funny... it hasn't happened a whole lot

recently tho, but honestly, every host does that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya I’m sure, I live in Oregon so I couldn’t listen all that much but it seemed like he was kinda dickish to people instead of trying to coherently explain his position he would be like “this is my show so fuck you if you don’t agree”

I'm a better person now.

by jbowl on Aug 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, see that's where i just laugh

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the fucktardery.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Needed a little of that, since everyone else was just too nice

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always like to help.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know FP used to play baseball?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that I expect better or worse after any given day. I was mostly expressing my disbelief that CSN can have Kruk and Kuip doing play by play and then a bunch of goobers doing post game.

I'm a better person now.

by jbowl on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Radnich is NOT OK!

He’s the acme of incompetence and worthlessness.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the national standard for post-game shows weren’t so low I would be moved to agree.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 10, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG GUYS BRETT FAVRE JUST MADE A SANDWICH,

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think my preference order for those three is the exact opposite of yours. Urban is by far the most tolerable, then FP, then I could go for a banshee practicing her death howl, then there’s a big gap where I would like to be deaf, then you have Gary Radnich.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

although I think I’d prefer a banshee practicing her death howl to FP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was in no order of dislike just the order I typed them in. I just don’t like any of them.

I'm a better person now.

by jbowl on Aug 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

The opposite thing was actually meant for scottishgiants. I just hit the wrong reply button.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 10, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Urban
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
2. FP
3. Radnich

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks Graham for filling up a 1/4 of this page

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD, NO U DIDNT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

whatever good ties i had with Graham are gone now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ruh roh!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least be man enough to break up with me in person!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that noise, i'm not goin to ur town of Martinez, aint worth it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You insult my town, you insult me. We’re done.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok tho, because Martinez does have a cool railroad station

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That no one uses anymore.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

i did tho, took it up to Reno for football camp

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet its nice having the whole train to yourself.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so much easier when he dosn’t have to see your tears though.

I'm a better person now.

by jbowl on Aug 10, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

TASTE THE SAD. TASTE IT!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

SL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for the giant expanse of white,

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

except I have a wider gap between FP & Radnich. Gary’s voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s how i feel about urbs. annoying.

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Urban is fine if I don't listen for content

But hearing Radnich say anything is annoying

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

+109

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They put their money into the front line guys.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1, and glad they do. Nobody really watches the post game anyway, so it’d be a waste to do otherwise.

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather watch CSN than ESPN. I wish Papa was on more often post game, but I can live with Radnich and the rest. Matt Morrison I can’t stand though, he’s awful.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's a sad state of affairs

that Urban is the best one of the group

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baked.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was impressed that the ushers didn’t crack down on people smoking though.

I was half tempted to light up a cigarette and count the hypocritical disapproving looks though.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure was

A bit too much pot smoking for me. I hate the smell.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

vaporiz!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Glad we got the win. Night all.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Good night, scout.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck. I need to take out the trash.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT reply actions  

easy, just walk outside

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he means that metaphorically. Like, he needs to clean up this town.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just need some Spandex and a phonebooth.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck finding a phone booth.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spandex isn’t very flattering on me anyway.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

not many people can pull it off

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Getting it on is pretty hard, too.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotta be a TWSS joke in here somewhere

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should probably consult a doctor.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah just leave it till tomorrow

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t wanna wake up at 7

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

just leave it till next week

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Feds letting Conte have a nutritional supplement company? That’s crazy!

I'm a better person now.

by jbowl on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I love that Comedy Central plays Baywatch at night now. Holy shit Pam Anderson.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Probably to promote the roast of Hasselhoff

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

still funny

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Pam Anderson lately?

Man, how the mighty has fallen… to think, she WAS the distinctive sex symbol when I was in high school. It’s really kind of sad.

Time waits for no one.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Au contraire . . .

. . . Time waits for everyone.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, what are the thoughts on sending Ishi? I think it was a dumb move, personally. I mean yeah it’s the winning run, but c’mon. I was shocked.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Still think it was the right move. 2 outs, ended up being a close play and only because of a great throw.

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

How can you say it was a dumb move? two outs, the guy bobbled the ball, it’s in the corner… Sending Ishi forced the cubs to do everything correct in order to get the out, and give them credit for doing everything right on that play. You gotta play to win. Renteria is on deck….

by killblue on Aug 10, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was the right move.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right move. It took an absolute gem of a throw from 309 feet out and a perfect relay to get him out at the plate. And if Ishikawa bowls over the catcher instead of trying to maneuver around him (seriously, WTF) he’d have had an even better chance to score.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was an absolute gem of a throw, but an imperfect throw still would have beat him. the ball got there several steps ahead of Ishikawa.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 10, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe one imperfect throw, but don’t forget there was a relay. Getting bit by two perfect throws from the wall at home doesn’t happen that often. We got bit this time, but I’d hope Flannery sends someone with non-Molinesque speed any day.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this line

is where i be

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Ishikawa should have obliterated the catcher. The SOB was kneeling on the plate when he took the throw! That’s where you need someone like Aaron Rowand (never thought I’d say that)

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete Rose

All-Star Game version

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 10, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think it was a bad move. But I didn’t see the play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, I think it was the right move, but man, was it frustrating to watch unfold because I knew what would happen.

by Natto on Aug 10, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is truth

If you think about, Flannery basically has to make that call when Ishi is between 2nd and 3rd, which would roughly equate to right around when the right fielder had bobbled the ball and was going to pick it up. The play went perfectly for the Cubs, but if any part of the play had sucked we would have won. Wide throw, right fielder off balance, whathaveyou.

It was the right call to send him. Sometimes shit sucks.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a gamble. sometimes you lose, sometimes they win.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It also ended up not being all that much of a bobble – I mean, he practically bobbled right into his glove.

I’ve said it before – I prefer a more conservative approach in those situations. But I understand when people don’t.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

With two outs, getting more agressive makes sense.

It’s likely the best chance you’re gonna have to score that inning.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, obviously you can’t assume it would have been the same, but Rent did lead off the next inning with a single.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd argue that Ishi scoring/not scoring on that play was aboutabout 50/50

I’d also argue the combined odds of a Rent single or a run scoring Cubs error/wild pitch/passed ball are still less than that.

Especially at home in a tie game, I say go for the win.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think 50/50 is fairly generous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think 50/50 or 40/60 is fair – it took two PERFECT throws to get him, and even then, he almost got his hand on the plate. It was frustrating – but I, for one, love the aggression – especially the way that game had been going.

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a good call...

2 outs…might as will go for it.

by calbearjd on Aug 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the play is close then its a good decision, if its not then its a bad decision.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s great that Burrell won this game, but let’s think about it seriously. If we want to be a playoff team, we need someone to back up Posey. If we make it to the playoffs, Posey will not get to hit, and Burrell is going to suffer against GREAT pitching.

by killblue on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 AM PDT reply actions  

who, exactly, are you thinking we need?

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Albert Pujols

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only we still had Bowker, Frandsen, and Martinez, we could trade them for Pujols.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson, Barnes, Bowker, Frandsen, Lewis, and Martinez for Pujols!

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pickings are slim

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Morneau type hitter

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zambrano’s highlight reel on the MLB site is called “Zambrano’s Solid Return”

/facepalm

by geef on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT reply actions  

He didnt kill anyone

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

bullshit. Z was horrible. Giants we’re hitting the shit out of the ball and into cubs’ gloves.

by killblue on Aug 10, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

For Zambrano, he was solid since he’s been beyond shitty this year.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

walking 7 batters in 5 innings is not “solid” by any stretch of the imagination

by geef on Aug 10, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

For him, it is. For everyone else, it’s shit.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did I miss much in the week I was gone?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT reply actions  

ok

bout to PTFU. G-night y’alllll

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

wat

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

blew the dog’s mind

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 10, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some days you can’t get rid of a bomb.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

And some times the chicken catches the elephant!

by Natto on Aug 10, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should probably watch that movie again.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

...what

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. How long did this one take you?

by non sequitur on Aug 10, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WTF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Almost as disturbing as his Penthouse interview.

by pwoper on Aug 10, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 10, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

…at least his pecs dont twitch.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 10, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Subliminal messaging

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

LA is at Philly. The Phillies are one game behind the Giants in the WC race. Does anyone root for LA like they did vs. SD?

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2010 12:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Nah

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. I really think we can sweep this series.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Dodger fans

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for Giants wins and the rest of the league can do what they want until these decisions get easier.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood why people were rooting for LA vs. SD. You take care of your business. Giants fans never root for LA.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have to root for the best interests of your own team. You do have to take care of your own business but there are 29 other teams out there, and you need some to win and some to lose- that’s just as essential as the Giants winning.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I root for two teams

The Giants and whoever plays against the Dodgers.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Dodgers are playing the Padres or Rockies,

I’m just rooting for a 22-inning marathon with mutliple fights, beanballs, and suspensions.

The actual score is incidental to the pain inflicted.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 10, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 10, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

no way. Can’t root for the dodgers against anyone (unless we really need them to win)

by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

go Dodgers. You always root for your teams best interest.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did we get today’s Cain?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I guess it has to be Edwin Jackson. 6 IP, 2 R (1ER), 1 BB, 7 K, ND (in an eventual 3-2 loss)

Vin Mazzaro and Phil Hughes were honorable mentions.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay I found shitty resolution episodes of Dexter online with asian subtitles on a tiny screen

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:01 AM PDT reply actions  

woah. Just found way better quality on a bigger screen without subtitles

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know but I didn’t know exactly which language it was. I think Chinese.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of when I was watching Lost online (before I realized it was on Hulu), and I watched the episode with Sun/Jin. They were mostly speaking Korean translated into English but then it it had some type of Asian language subtitles over that.

I watched the entire episode and had no idea wtf I watched.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

State of mind?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched a lot of BSG and Supernatural like that during my lunch breaks at work.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

missed the end of the game

Trying to fast forward to the last inning on comcast replay. Its been 20 minutes and it’s only in the 6th inning. Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

by BrianIsAwesome on Aug 10, 2010 1:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I couldn’t stay awake and missed the last 3 innings. Thx for the warning.

by boogalou on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Went tonight. Takeaways:
 1. team is gritty. its like they’ve been able to take rowand’s gamerness and infect the entire team with pure grit.
 2. nasty bullpen is pillar of this gritty team, as are Water Buffaloes and Andres Torres.
 3. Bumgarner endures bad luck well. Emerging pillar of grittiness,
 4. Ugly game maybe, but it was quite the happy ending if you were sitting near obnoxious cub fans. Suck it, Wrigleyvillagers!
 5. Heckling Carlos Zambrano is fun for the whole family! He melts down, yells at no one, paces around and generally acts like he’s off his meds. He may be a crappy pitcher, but he’s a great entertainer.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 10, 2010 1:03 AM PDT reply actions  

That is unbelievably awful. Those guys should not have jobs.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! GET OUT!!! WHISLING

hahahaha

by BrianIsAwesome on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He sounds like a carnival announcer. On a related note, the yankees announcer called a swisher homerun by saying “that was absolutely swish-sha-licious…”

by killblue on Aug 10, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Must radio announcer John Sterling, who is actually older than most people think (he’s 71. Isn’t he a bit old to act like that?).

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s terrible. If I wanted to hear someone screaming senselessly during a walk-off, I would record myself.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 10, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their other crew (I don’t know if it was TV) actually had a really good call on that.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUCKOS!

I give them a bit of an allowance for not being used to that happening.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

While it’s not easy being a fan of the perennially bad teams, can you imagine being a broadcaster.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 10, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

i got a kick out of this

they are huge fans and it was kind of hilarious to hear them react like that. at the same time a little unprofessional.

but i give them a SLIGHT mulligan bc that was a crazy game, when you consider stewart hit the tying 3 run shot int he ninth, helton out of nowhere hits a 2 run shot in the top of the 10th before alvarez’s HR.

by thebighead on Aug 10, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it was the Pirates.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t they know people can actually hear them?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love yogurt so much

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Yogurt’s awesome.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just ate 3

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love croissants too

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Croissants are delicious.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. So is yogurt.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You and PIKA could probably be cast in the sequel to “Dude, Where’s My Car?”

by speckops on Aug 10, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

/rummages through trail mix
mmmmmm, yogurt chip!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two more national TV games for the Giants upcoming

Sunday, August 22 – at St. Louis TBS
Sunday, September 5 – at LA ESPN 2

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 10, 2010 1:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Saturday’s game against the Pads will be on FOX.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Noooooooo

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Fox games

Living out of market, I get screwed nearly every Saturday by day games. I will be forced to watch a game involving the Braves, Yankees, Red Sox or Cardinals. What really hacks me off is that Saturday and Sunday are my days off and I can’t watch baseball that I pay $400 a year (TV and mlb.tv) for on Saturday unless we play a night game.

by Countificus on Aug 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

I, too, share that pain. God bless MLB, and each and every one of their tiny, greedy, little pin heads.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t care… I’ll be in the Goofus Luxury Suite.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

God the Dexter intro/ “previously on Dexter” thing is annoyingly long

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 2:05 AM PDT reply actions  

There’s an episode in a later season where it starts with that, but everything is a bit off. It’s kind of funny.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

This show is weird

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

What episode are you on? It definitely struck me that way at first too though with the methods of the main “villain,” pretty weird. There’s the “moment” a couple episodes before the final that made me realize how epic the show was.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished the fourth episode, so don’t spoil anything

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 3:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry about that, just offering encouragement.

I’ve started watching Breaking Bad myself and I’m definitely impressed. Well, off to bed.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, g’night.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

GAME SUMMARY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 10, 2010 3:42 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

now I see why Kuip went home sick

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 10, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

this prediction turned out

pretty well.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 10, 2010 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Game scores for rotation #23

Lincecum @ ATL – 53
Zito @ ATL – 69
Cain @ ATL – 45
Sanchez @ ATL – 37
Bumgarner vs CHC – 40

Zeets (7ip, 4h, 2r, 2er, 2bb, 10k) gets the sticker.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

That Zito game was incredible.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Delayed because last night's game was over at 1am where I was...

Yesterday’s Caining of the day goes to…

Phil Huges, 6 IP, 2 ER, 3 K, 1 BB, loss.

Mazarro on the A’s is a close runner up, 7 IP with 3 ER.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I came in last night and gave it to Edwin Jackson. Hughes got a loss and all, but Jackson pitched better for his ND in the team loss.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I came in last night and gave it to Edwin Jackson

That is pretty hot, Howie.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some enjoy it that way.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And some say the WANT IT that way, now!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Veruca Salt in on the Jackson action?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fair

Good choice, I overlooked him.

This is by no means a one-man enterprise: I make no claim on the Caining of the evening, everyone should feel free.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re doing good work, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

to sum up last night's game ....

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

apparently Santa is a Cubs fan .... and speaks Japanese.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Japanese?

I thought the gent on the left was speaking Jabba the Hut

by Countificus on Aug 10, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hang on

I am in IT, these nerds I work with who don’t watch baseball will know what the language is called

by Countificus on Aug 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow you wuz rite

They all snapped at me “HUTTESE”

by Countificus on Aug 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to offend them, refer to it as ‘Huttish’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

best wedding cake EVER!

wow. if your bride-to-be agrees to a Jabba the Hut wedding cake …. SHE’S A FUCKING KEEPER! lol. however, if that were me, i would want a Boba Fett helmet wedding cake.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

They seem fascinated by it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was a surprise.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ding, ding, ding! I would have also accepted “Howie after the hot wing challenge.”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like something Xanthan left behind one his graphs after eating KFC.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 10, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is anyone talking about Jose Guillen AT ALL?

“talks have slowed”….well, I guess…… a 34 year old who isn’t much more than replacement value who is DFA’d by a bad team and is a clubhouse cancer, and is owed 4 million bucks? I’d rather have a sharp stick in the eye, thank you very much.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

AGENT NED, ACTIVATE
The Dodgers have “strong interest” in Jose Guillen for a part-time role, tweets ESPN’s Enrique Rojas. He adds that the Dodgers might wait for Guillen to be released, as the DH/outfielder was designated for assignment by the Royals five days ago. The Giants are the only other team known to have some measure of interest in Guillen.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, so they cut GA to add Guillen?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a great influence he’d be on the young dodgers like Ethier, Loney, and Kemp.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seems like there’s no point to guillen – the guy he’d probably take PT away from is Burrell and he’s carrying the team right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever dream that you would be saying that? Well, the part of the “-” at least.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

err the part after the —

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great inaugrual Jerry Day
They had an unbroken chain of hits in the eleven, and when the eyes of the world turned to Buster Posey, the other one, Pat Burrell, knew that help was on the way, and the saint of circumstance sent a ripple through the park, and the Giants were able to say, “We bid you good night!”

 
Very nice! It was a terrific Jerry Day… those bobbleheads are awesome… complete with a SYF logo on the back of his Giants jacket. I ran into friends and yakked with fellow hippies all over the park… it was just like the old show days.

Only one complaint: They couldn’t make “Barry-oke” a Dead song? I don’t even know that Mayer song but I could peg the artist anyway.

That throw from Fontenot to end the 10th was something else. I thought they had no chance to get him.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

They couldn’t make "Barry-oke" a Dead song?

/stumbles_over_the_bridge_in_Saint_Stephen

(I was hoping for that as well)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah… just like the old show days, where no one paid attention to the actual show…

Sorry… the whole thing ruined a good baseball game. The crowd that was there for “Jerry Day” wasn’t there for baseball – for the most part. I kept hoping they’d get into it as the game progressed and became more and more exciting… luckily, most of them left after the 9th inning so the actual BASEBALL FANS could enjoy the very exciting ending to that game.

by zuma420 on Aug 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Day

I don’t know where you get your information, but there were plenty of us baseball fans in Jerry Day section 320. I saw people leaving across the stadium pretty evenly in the late innings.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 10, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't heard any complaints about Javier Lopez recently...

Is Bowker in AAA or up with the big club?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AAA

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s doing his usual AAA mashing in his six games with the Indianapolis Indians.

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was anyone really complaining about Javier Lopez? I thought people were just complaining about the price to acquire Javier Lopez.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was definitely complaining about Lopez

Buried in the grief over Bowker.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

I don’t really remember that. I thought Lopez was a good pick up.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT BOWKER IS THE LEFTY POWER HITTER WE NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I was really only commenting on Lopez. I still think the price was too high.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t particularly excited about Lopez, but he has been very good for the Giants so far in 4.1 IP.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not named Bautista or Wellemeyer, so I like him.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s important that the Giants use him mostly against lefties, because RHH really rake him. But there’s no question that against lefties, he’s extremely effective.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that’s not going to happen. It never does.

Lopez is an okay placeholder for a few weeks, but I’m still kinda shocked at the price tag.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONLY against lefties.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's something beyond "important" . . .

. . . “crucial” comes to mind.

The problem is (as usual) Bochy: he has Lopez pitch to a couple of lefties, then gets tempted to let him stay in for a righty because fourth guy up is another leftie. Not good. That will come back to bite at some point.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you only have one lefty in the pen, you might have to accept a little biting.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am still sad about Bowker. It’s all up to Steve Hammond and Brian Anderson now.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it looks like we traded two AAAA-level players..

For a shutdown LH specialist.

If the Giants win a couple of games because he strikes out Adrian Gonzales or Andre Ethier in the 8th inning, he’s worth it.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhh – don’t poke the hive!

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE I ADMIT MY UNDYING MANLOVE FOR PAT BURRELL

or is there a different thread for that

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

you’re in the right place. I love him too.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet.

dude is awesome.

a few weeks ago, guys sitting in front of us were claiming that it was well-known in certain circles that Pat was gay. If true, that would make me like him even more.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’m happy that he plays for the Giants, gay, straight or indifferent.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a gay power hitter could change a lot of perceptions of gays in sports. I also don’t think its that delorean would "like " him more but rather respect him that much more if that was true.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to these guys, yeah. I don’t have any inside info about his orientation, and don’t particularly care. OTOH, i do like and respect “nontypical” ballplayers, like B Wilson, and a gay dude would certainly fall into that category.

But yeah, I don’t particularly care who he has sex with.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I fall into the “whatever floats your boat” category. I’ll respect him for doing his job well, not for his orientation.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm...

That sounds kinda bad, regardless of his orientation would have been a better choice of words to end that sentence.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard a lot of stories about Pat, but they all involve his exploits with women. I dunno.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby

You’re about to fuck Pat Burrell.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope jp is okay. You really shouldn’t tease her like that.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah… I’ve heard about him being an un-abashed playboy. Nothing about being gay.

by zuma420 on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you heard of overcompensation?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard both. And Emma Watson really loves anal. People tell stories. I don’t really care either way, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

these guys were probably full of shit then.

no biggie.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interview in this very thread…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat needed the towel!!

It all makes sense now.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You man-love will need to wait. Jealous pussy’s have a expedited lane.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonpensiero?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's almost getting to the point where

Burrell is the guy I want to see bat in the late innings, maybe even more than Buster.

Almost a Bengie 2008 feel about it…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

welp

If you brushed up on your gay culture a bit, you’d learn that youngish bears are known as cubs, so your joke doesn’t work.

Also, it’s not remotely funny.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was a joke? Wow.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are also plenty of children birthed by gay women and from gay men, so, you know, reproduction: it’s totally not impossible if you’re gay.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait… I know this one….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The correct coke is

What does a mama bear on the pill and the World Series have in common?

Yours was just bad.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the correct coke is “all of it”

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wow

Cannot believe I spelled that so wrong. C isn’t even close to J.

Freudian slip?!

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN'T UNSEE

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think Ramirez is kind of crappy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not just about the two players..

it’s about depth…watching the Braves and Padres…the bullpen is really good and deep …that really allows a manager to match up and not be afraid to use his bullpen. Conversely, look at the the Bums who have one automatic guy (Kuo) but the rest of the bullpen is basically a grease fire.

Don’t forget that Sabean also picked up Ray…

by calbearjd on Aug 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK – I just don’t really think Ramirez is much of an upgrade on Denny Bautista.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

His walk rate is lower than Bautista’s, but is still pretty bad for a reliever (3.7 per 9) and his strikeout rate is much, much worse.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember you talking about how his FIP is kind of crappy or something, but I look at his career peripherals and it really seems pretty solid. It might be that FIP is smarter than me, but I don’t see what’s so bad about him.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last two years he’s walked around 4 per 9 while striking out less than 7. Meh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess. But it was still only two years ago that he was pretty effective. I know recent history is more important and all, but eh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relievers can go into the dumps pretty quickly. That said, as depth, he’s not that bad. And he’s probably less volatile than a Bautista.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

His career has been decent or better.

What suggests otherwise?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My feelings have not changed. He still paid too much, like he himself said he did.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still way too early to make the decision.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

So did hokysmokes get banned or what? Kinda looks like he went overboard at the top of the thread.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Contrary to what some people might say, it takes a lot to get banned here. But hokysmokes needs to tone it down.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...missed the whole discussion

I could have said I was for Burrell…probably would not have done much…

by calbearjd on Aug 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But TBLA and PR say its easy!!!!!!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I didn’t have a strong feeling one way or the other, just seemed like he stepped it up a notch.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

reply fail.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the Grateful Dead puns. You know Bill Walton got in trouble at ESPN for his Dead references?:
http://www.thesportsrag.com/008_Bill_Walton.html

Gotta say it would have been a box of rain if the giants hadn’t won…

Helping the Giants in their quest for the Fourth Out

by MackinWillie on Aug 10, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about San Francisco Giants.
Yahoo_full_count

Manager

174246766_ea2fd78204_small Grant Brisbee

Moderators

Sbzito_small Natto

Fawlty_small WalrusMan

Goofus_small Goofus

Howtheyscoredcat_small howtheyscored

Det_7193_small jponry

Authors

09_small JT Jordan

Small steve S

E6dmccicon_small Every6thDay