Post-game thread: Giants outlast Cubs
Phew.
One of these games, Buster Posey will end a game at home. He might end it with a walk, a bloop single, a triple...one of these games, Posey will be the one beneath the mob as the Giants celebrate a win. The natural inclination, then, is to think, hey, screw you Cubs for walking Posey with the winning run at third and nobody out. This was our chance to watch that. But, no, that's not right. When Posey does it for the first time, probably in the seventh game of the World Series this year, we will ascend. Everyone will be waiting for you. So blessed are we. The Cubs don't know that they're a part of the grand plan, but they are.
Today, though, no one cares about who won the game. Giants win on a walkoff sacrifice fly, which is the baseball equivalent of "The French Connection" ending with a courtroom scene. Don't care. All that matters is that it was a win. Fine with me. Because if the Giants lost to this performance...

...there would have been some serious yowling. Yowling. Seven walks? Hard hit balls everywhere into outs? It was painful. But the Giants were able to come back, in no small part because of this performance:

Complain about this bullpen around an Orioles fan, and you might get stabbed. They shouldn't be the problem, and it's nice to see they've escaped the gravity of the midseason suck hole.
The Giants needed that win in that classic not-must-win kind of way. They had an unbroken chain of hits in the eleven, and when the eyes of the world turned to Buster Posey, the other one, Pat Burrell, knew that help was on the way, and the saint of circumstance sent a ripple through the park, and the Giants were able to say, "We bid you good night!"
/twirls for a bit
Ahem. Good win.
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Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Pat Burrell
Real American Hero
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
by CB30 on Aug 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm
Should I add him to my sig?
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Pat the Bat!
Went to the Pro-Am at Kezar…left to watch the game at Kezar pub…left Kezar Pub when Ishi was tossed out. And yet, sweet dreams will ensue!
Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.
by LeMasterBlaster on Aug 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions
Well that was nice.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I just have to say
First fucking post:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/9/1614536/open-gamethread-8-9
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions
but the jerry garcia call was all mine
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...
I was posting jerry rallly pics the inning earlier. But ripple and “take you home”…I give you mad props for that.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
well played mauer
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
/high fivez
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
positiveuphemism wuz rite
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha ha we win.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions
Well said, Grant
Seriously. I was sure we were going to lose that.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
sounds like a Giants fan
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DEAR PAT BURRELL,
WE FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO,
The McCoven
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'M GONNA FUCK HIM UP!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
/forms line behind scout6
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Aug 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
About fucking time they got that runner in from 3rd.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Never in doubt

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Too bad they don't have in-play updates.
I wanna see it when Ishi was rounding 3rd.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
That is what bad baseball looks like.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants had that game all the way
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions
crap no subject line. sorry guys
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
i actually don't care anymore
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
nice: the thousand-yard stare
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Aug 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
True American Hero
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
look at that goddamn thing
how can it not fucking be american
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
totally
they invent most of the world’s fucked up shit
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Eyes aren’t big enough.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I might have been okay with 10 walks and a loss
But when they walked Buster, that made it 11 walks. That would have been horrible to lose when they got 11 walks.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
But Jim Rice got the call
and said NERDS SUCK MY BALLS.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
zambrano has been put on suicide watch after last night's loss....

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
BusterfuckingP
RECOGNIZE ME @MCCOVEYCHRON I HAVE COME FOR YOUR SOUL! VICTORY!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, lots of comments tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And I left in a fit of rage in the first one
You guys were busy
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
It’s the negativity. Weird how that works.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Even in the early innings when we weren’t knocking in base runners, I thought it was only a matter of time before we scored some runs on Zambrano. He didn’t look sharp
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
He was downright shitty.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hate that scumbag piece of shit Zambranlol
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t trade Rowand for Zambrano in a million years. At least Rowand cares, he’s just not good, and he’s a good guy in the clubhouse. Zambrano’s a bad teammate, and as soon as he signed that big deal, he stopped working. That high nineties fastball is gone and he couldn’t care less.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2010 5:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What about Beltran for Rowand?
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
why on earth would the Mets do that o.O
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/08/beltran-trying-to-rebuild-value.html
Also the philly media and fanbase actually think that the team is better off without WITHOUT Werth next year b/c he peaked last year! LOL
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
FYI Werth is better this year than he was last, just has fewer HR’s.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
yes but Rowand has more years and more dollars left on his contract than Beltran, it makes zero sense for the Mets to swap those 2 contracts. I highly doubt they’ll even consider this unless the Giants ship B+ prospects along with the deal.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I know, but Minyana is a horrible GM.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Pat Burrell as a Giant
.283/.378/.493.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
he has been an excellent pick up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lets remember this when he gets his 2 / 12 extension
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Burrell and Huff: corner outfielders until 2013.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
water buffalos 4 lyfe
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They can get matching walkers
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, why?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Very few people did.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, Nerds!
I was all for it 10 minutes after I heard Tampa gave him the boot.
(it took me that long to peruse his career stats)
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
You were right. Congrats.
I don’t remember for sure, but I don’t think I hated the signing either. Can you honestly say you expected him to be this good?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
why do you even ask him
he’s trolling. of course he’s going to say YES I EXPECTED IT I WAS RIGHT BLAH BLAH HAHA I"M TROLLING YOU NERDS
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Sorry, but you blindly pick nearly every player that goes against the grain of groupthink
so you don’t get any credit.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
My argument was that the NL West parks don't suppress his power.
And you whiny bitch were all
“Blah-blah…SSS….yadda-yadda…33 years-old…etc…etc…”
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
We don’t seem to mind you trolling, dude, but keep the insults a little lighter ferreals.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Will you shut up about “nerds”?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL OK CHAMP
YOU WIN
YOU THE BOSS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No, your argument is "hey, let's see if random shit will rile ppl up"
and call me names.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Well, I guess you have no choice now jct
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Good idea.
You do not want to waste both your best quips.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
seriously?
people have been banned for less than this.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I’m fairly certain I was interested in them picking him up on a minor league deal, but skeptical that he could bounce back. Well, he could.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think most
thought he would be very valuable as a RH bat off the bench. Not many wanted him starting every day, but that seems to be working out alright.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DID I OR DID I NOT SAY HE HAS TO PLAY EVERY DAY TO STAY SHARP?
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
YES GOOD FOR YOU
ALL PRAISE BE TO THE HOKY ONE, NOW TELL US MORE ABOUT WHEN MOTA CAN PITCH EFFECTIVELY AGAIN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AFTER THREE DAYS REST
provided he threw more than 25 pitches in his 1.2 innings tonight
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
AMAZING
HOW ABOUT CASILLA?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUT TODAY CHRIS RAY THREW A SCORELESS INNING WITH LESS THAN 48 HOURS OF REST!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He only needed ONE OUT
and he did it on FOUR pitches.
The Cubs didn’t give him time to get in trouble.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I was definitely on board with Burrell and took a lot of crap for it
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I was 100% in favor
And I thought he could potentially start and produce.
Then again, I also thought Klesko was going to be a great pickup too.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
You win some you lose some.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and this is where I say
Klesko was quite good for half a season!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is this like that time you tried to make it difficult to cheer for Renteria when he did something good?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, suck it nerd.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
chris ray 3-0 as a giant
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
I’m glad I only had to suffer the last couple innings because bowling league takes up Monday nights.
Obligatory “What if I came here for the news?” comment
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions
a typical Soriano game
do something good then screw up a bunch and the team loses.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
The difference between playing the Cubs vs. playing the Braves
We bring the same sorry approaches at the plate…but we win
by Viva Jon Miller on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
Followed this one from start to finish.
What a game. And sorry Burress, you had your chance.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah, those guns were a bad idea.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Bochy
Why double switch Burriss into the game and then remove him for Sanchez a couple of innings later. Double switching Mole in would have saved a bench player. By the way, why bring him up when you obviously have no faith in him? How about bringing up a late inning bat, like Guzman or Borchardt?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2010 5:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That was cool.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
It was alright
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
why was madbum yelling f**ck into his glove?
i didn’t see it happen live
he gave up a cheap groundball single to give up a run
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Who was in scoring position because of batter’s interference.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 9, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Who was born in a house full of pain.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is an awesome reference.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Technically, it's . . .
. . . Catcher’s Interference, and is a distinct scoring category (like hits, walks, HBP, etc.).
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Isn’t it just considered a non-AN, and Posey is ruled with an error?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions
*non-AB
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but . . .
. . . like any non-AB, it has to be accounted for in the scoring. The scoring categories are AB, BB, HB, SH, SF, and CI, and those must total the PA number (which is also the BFP number).
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
wasn't that a different time?
i thought this guy moved to second on a steal when it was pretty clearly batters interference. could be remembering wrong though
The hitter moved across the plate after swinging, interfering with the catcher’s throw to second on the steal attempt. It was technically ‘offensive interference’ apparently – the catcher’s interference was a different play.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Learned his wife’s horse was stolen
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
BABIP
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
he has a cell phone built in and he was talking to his grandmother
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I ALWAYS yelled "FUCK!" at my grandmother over the phone.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*CK!
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
This is not true
He was yelling “OH FIDDLESTICKS”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’m pretty sure Bill Walton is the happiest man on earth
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
I was pretty meh on Burrell signing at the start
But goddamn he has proven me wrong.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
Sabez was rite
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
sabez is good at takin 1 year fliers
i’ll give him that.
penny, pat the bat, huff n puff
agreed. 2 year fliers, not so much – freddy sanchez, edgar
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He's also good at turning one year fliers into 2/12
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Cuzzi game was the worst win of the year.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
How many games back of the Padres are we?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions
1.5
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
When one team plays and the other doesnt…..
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ok
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Calming down tendons.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
it seems like it would favor the road team because they get to bat 5 times
by HoosierGiant on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Each team fields four and a half players.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Is that like two Sandoval’s?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, we get it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No, any four players and Velez
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
5/9
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
109
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
as long as its him replaced when runzler and affeldt come back
i would rather have mota and casilla than him tbh
i am still on casilla's bandwagon
10+ k/9 is absurd, and he’s been really good outside of a few meltdowns
Casilla vs. Ramirez
/grabs dictionary, looks up “fungible”
And finds that . . .
. . . they do not match the definition. Fairly good and fairly bad are not fungible. Gas Can #1 is gone; now it’s time for Gas Can #2 (preferably before the explosion).
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Why?
Or why not? (Depending on how one takes it.) His career is that of a fairly decent pitcher—not HoF or anything, but nontrivially better than average. His career ERA is 3.51, and I think that’s actually a pretty good representation of his abilities. His career BABIP is a low .281, but looking over his five seasons it seems pretty consistent there. His only poor year was 2007, and in that season his BABIP was a wildly uncharacteristic .365.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
LOL FREE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TURPEN
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
FINAL CRISIS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey, he got the job done. Gave us all heart attacks, but he pitched his inning
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I still like Ramirez
I think (and yes, I know hindsight is 20/20) Ray should’ve pitched the 10th and Ramirez should’ve relieved Lopez
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Also, I realize this doesn't really matter now
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
All the outs were hard, but he was really good against Atlanta on Sunday. Tonight he had the luck that Bumgarner didn’t.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2010 6:11 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Feels good not thinking their going to give up the lead when they come in.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm in on this
Bullpen: 5.1 IP, 2H, 1BB, 0R, 8K
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
That whole game felt like all the fates conspiring against us.
Then we were all like, ‘hey, fates! Fuck you!’
Awesome.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
by GiantPain on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Felt more like reading a bunch of Giants fans gripe for 3 hours while I sat here just waiting for the final score.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
We get it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
’Cause, yeah, in a game where the Giants had, what, 22 baserunners but only scored 4 runs, there was nothing to gripe about.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I totally agree
But the griping started BEFORE the game started. That was my problem. We came off a difficult series that we didn’t play badly so much as we got outpitched and everyone is like…we gonna looooose. Gonna get shutout. Then they act surprised and upset.
I knew we were gonna win this game all along. I knew it as soon as I heard about the promotion. Shrug.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s cool for you.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I for one will gripe until the Giants win a World Series.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
by neurofarm on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Till the very last out.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Til the game ball is handed out
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Too soon.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Yeah, you don’t want to give that out too soon.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
we played badly in atlanta. how can you say otherwise?
you KNEW we were gonna win? That’s absolutely ridiculous, but…congrats…
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven’t you ever just “known” something. That mystic feeling that science can’t explain but most people seem to experience from time to time?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This is gonna get interesting
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont even know anymore....
this is all just nonsense, people, the giants won, and we’re arguing with eachother? get over it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Just sit back and enjoy it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean found!!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
tbh – you sound a lot more like the guy than i do. Good outcomes can still be frustrating – people have every right to gripe during a GDT where everything seems to be going wrong for 90% of the game.
Whatever – we won. I’m happy now.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
22 GIGANTES, YOU SIR HAVE A NEW READER
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I read hateraid as hate-raid, rather than hater-aid
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
1.5 back
Let’s go Dirty, let’s go!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions
It came out 5 years ago
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
oops, ur right, more like in 1989, meant to say madden 11
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It has been the same game for the past 5 years, is what I mean
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
luckily i dont spend money on it every year
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
If it’s anything like NCAA football, i’m interested
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That’s what i was thinking about doin, because i did that last year, but this year? IT IS AWESOME, might just wait until the end of the month and i can get Madden for free
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah im still playing NCAA now i like it that much, and I usually play 2 days then get rid of it
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
Haha, yep, pretty much what i do… also, something else im doing now, is bringing my school, Miami Ohio to glory
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HAHA, nice!!!! k, how bout trying to create yourself as a prospect and he’s a 5 star, i can never recruit him to my school, he always wants to go to USC
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yay my school!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
YOUR SCHOOL TOOK ME AWAY FROM FRESNO STATE!!!
And then i tried it again, and THEY TOOK ME AWAY FROM MIAMI OHIO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL BOWL GAMES
Game is no longer realistic!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
of the closet?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
he wouldn’t fit anymore
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Wow, this Bochy press conference is awkward. Starts out with loud breathing into the mic, evolves into random loud thuds, and then an awkward pause where none of the press are asking questions.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
…wow.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants have a mouth-breathing manager. Spectacular.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
think the team was still tired and in a post-ATL hangover. just couldn’t really get the big hits, but ground out a win and things should get easier from here this series.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions
They started hitting the ball a lot better with runners on near the end of the game, I thought.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They hit the ball pretty well all game long I thought
Just kept hitting line drives at Dewitt
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
yes. they were a bit unlucky in that regard.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
definitely, Torres and Huff had big hits, and a win like this should give them more confidence, too.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Urban’s strategy that the Giants should limit Bumgarner’s pitches when they have 6-2 leads in games down the stretch. Sounds pretty reliable to me. We usually have tons of 6-2 leads.
He said we we're after Braun, Fielder, Hart
But we were really only after Hart, he said he had reliable sources yada yada
he's a genius
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was impressed w/ MadBum
He deserved better, but he pitched very well.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions
Me too. Some bullshit hit him.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t smoke, but I feel like a cigarette.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions
Well, FP
he wasn’t moving Well!!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions
I'm happy and kinda drunk so here's what I think about this game

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I can't, damnit
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s great
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Grateful Dead
Two drummers couldn’t add up to one
by iloveddickdietz on Aug 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions
....
wtf? are you just trolling?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Jerry Garcia Night
was last night. Grant’s last paragraph has references to seven Grateful Dead songs. Who knew Grant was a secret hippie?
by DiggaSlidwell on Aug 10, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
OT: Anyone see the guy who Ole'd out of the way of a foul ball
Only to let it smack his girlfriend?
I wish I had
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
pics?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that guy looks like such a douche
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What a dipshit.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s wearing a wristband that says “LEGIT”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 10, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s an ironic wristband.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow. What an ass.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Should have been over in the bottom of the 9th
Then again the giants should have scored at least 5 runs off carlos zamBBrano and it should have been over in the top of the 9th.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
it's ok
we won.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Si
I was getting worried there would be a pinch running for posey incident on the horizon thankfully it never happened.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
READ MY BLOG!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
so,,,,
whos buying madden 11 tomorrow
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
you just totally missed my post about that up above didnt u
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
awwwwwwwwwww shit
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
To be fair, it’s pretty easy to do
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 5:38 AM PDT up reply actions
So, anyone else watch the tearfest that was True Blood last night?
Talk about melodrama. Seemed like every single person broke down crying at one point or another.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions
Easy, p e
. . . . it’s not time yet. Midnight, maybe.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I did not.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I loved the tearful permanent Sookie- Bill breakup that lasted almost till the end of the episode.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2010 6:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hopefully that gets edited out of the version I watch on fleshbot
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Derek Lee isnt gonna play in this series. I don’t know if we knew that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions
I knew it
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Derek Lee . . .
. . . sounds like such a True Blood name. Friend of the vampire boyfriend, probably. Not completely bought in on the “no real blood” thing.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Pat Burrell
He hits game winning sac flies for the San Francisco Giants.
"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff
Could other hybrid animals help the Giants?
Uriburros?
Lincecowas?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions
Dinoshark is Sharktopus’s nemesis
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
well
DUH
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
btw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
starring Eric Roberts, what more could you want??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just him and a sharktopus OH MY GOD THEY HAVE ONE
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Catdog helped, I think.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That show was meh, IMO
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Yeah, it’s no Rocko’s Modern Life.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually never watched that show
I’ve heard good things about it though
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
You should watch it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I should
Didn’t some now famous actress star in it?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Fun Fact
Courtney Cox was in Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dolph Lundgren
I know his name but I never heard of any movie/show with him in it (except for that new expendables movie)
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Drago, Rocky IV
He also made a shitty Punisher Movie in the 80s
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ah that makes sense
I’ve never seen any of the Rocky movies
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
LOL married Grace Jones
Shocked that didn’t last. In case you don’t know she was Lady Gaga back in the disco era.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2010 6:18 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
best show ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The creator grew up in San Jose and went to my high school. True story.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I loved that show!
Also I really liked Doug.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I liked Doug, but looking back on it I can’t get past that dude’s name is Skeeter. I mean, Skeeter. Really? And I know that slang didn’t exist back then, but it does now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
DOUG WAS AWESOME... Mosquito, that was his real name
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I always found it weird that Patty's last name was Mayonnaise
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
I never put Mayonnaise on my burgers, so I didn’t get the joke until much, much later.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh!
That’s the joke!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
THATS THE JO
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG I just got that
wow
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Holy crap.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
For some reason, this makes me sad every time I see it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
How do you know it’s not a paté with mayonnaise joke?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
They pronounce her name in every episode.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
what about the infamous Pandasaurus Rex
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Javier Lopez continues to use his magic fairy dust to get lefties out
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
It's getting a little whacky
That apparently he is completely unhittable to lefties and righties seem to never have trouble. Maybe it has to do with that motion.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
To me, it looks like arm angle and the way he hides the ball. He kinda reminds me of Brian Fuentes.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL KRUK
Kuip, who is not feeling well, he had to leave tonight in the fifth inning, he left explicit instructions that his pick was going to be… I forgot.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Explicit Instructions
Buster Fucking Posey III
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Here. Have a Keanu.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
We also wore out their bullpen
Who’s pitching for us tomorrow?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Timmy day
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
i gave up halfway through season 2
too slow for me right now, maybe i need to be in a different mood for it
/points and laughs/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop Saying It would have been ironic to run out of pitchers tonight
Todd Wellemeyer would not have helped this situation. He would have lost the fucking game for us in the 10th inning. So stop saying that shit Flem.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
no way Boch would have used Wellemeyer in the 10th inning. That would be a firable offense to use him as anything but the last reliever out of the pen in extras.
he was the first reliever out of the pen in Atlanta!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOLLEMEYER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Javier Lopez
Is who we thought Dan Runzler would be.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Pat Burrell Penthouse Interview Circa 2001
Pat Burrell 2001 April Penthouse Interview:
Q: Is it true that your off-season home of Clearwater, Florida, has strip joints on every corner?
A: It does seem liek there is one on every corner. I’m not a big fan of them. Something that surprised me at this one strip joint is, when you walk in, they give you a towell. I asked, “What do I need this for?” The guy at the door said, “Trust me, you will.” I said, “Let me get this straight. A girl is going to dance for however long the song is, and I’m going to need this towel?” Let me tell you, I needed the towel. I don’t know what happened. Nothing of mine touched anything of hers. It just doesn’t make sense.
Q: So, I hear you read penthouse magazine just for the articles, is that true?
A: I read the Jeremy Giambi interview a couple of months ago. good God, what is up with that mink coat? I loved his motto about hitting like an all-star and fucking like a porn star.
Q: What do you like to see women wear?
A: I prefer nothing.
Q: What would make you run from a woman’s bedroom?
A: I’m into “manicured landscapes.” If I’m with a girl who has “bad hedging,” and need to cut the “grass,” I think I’d leave.
Q: Are you a better lover or baseball player?
A: That’s probably something that could best be answered by others. But I think I’ve got both areas right where the need to be.
Q: Would cheerleaders spice up the game a bit?
A: I don’t think it would hurt, and I know the players would love it. I’m pretty sure my teammate Randy Wolf, would be a strong supporter of cheerleaders far beyond anyone else.
Q: Whats the craziest way you’ve met a woman during a game?
A: One thing I did was grab a baseball and sign my name of the bar I wanted to meet her at after the game?
Q: Are you the type that likes to watch?
A: I’d rather be in the middle of two women than watch. You can only look for so long before you have to jump into the fire.
Q: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever worn.
A: Every year rookies have these things they have to do. First off, I don’t wear underwear…ever. I haven’t worn a pair in years. i had to wear this little dress. It was tight and I wasn’t wearing and underwear. When I walked out of the stadium at Wrigley Field to get on our bus, there were about 10,000 people laughing at me. Then I had to get on the team plane, and it was pretty windy on the runway.
Q: Who is your dream date?
A: I haev something for Britney Spears. Some people wonder, are her boobs real? I wouldn’t mind finding out personally.
Q: When you first meet a woman for the first time, how long is it before you are thinking about what she looks like naked.
A: Within seconds.
by patneededthetowel on Aug 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions
…okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That seems about right.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t speak for the rest of you, but I’m pretty much an ‘underwear all the time’ guy.
Not for showers and, uh, a few other things, I suppose.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
never nude
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There are dozens of us!
DOZENS!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Uh huh
Well, now I get your handle.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This was my first reaction too
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
LOL
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
we all say stupid things when we were young
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I like turtles!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wait, that’s where your screenname came from? Huh. Interesting.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 10, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Jocko!
Bring me a towel. It’s a windy day.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions
Grant . . .
. . . might I suggest professional counselling?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i MADE A FANPOST ABOUT ACQUIRING PAT BURRELL ALL THE WAY BACK IN 2006
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IT WAS A DIARY BACK THEN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Don’t you mean “Dairy?” And aren’t you actually just sorry your family lost it?
Take your time.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLO DIARY I WROTE TO BARRY A FEW DAYS AGO AND HE NEVER WROTE BACK :( DOES HE STILL THINK ABOUT ME? I YELLED AT HIM THAT ONE TIME AND HE GAVE ME A THUMBS UP BUT HE HAS NEVER GIVEN ME THE TIME OF DAY SINCE!! SOMETIMES I’M SO CONFUSED THAT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. GRANT HAS BEEN TALKING TO ME A LOT LATELY AND HE IS SUPER NICE BUT I JUST DON’T KNOW IF WE’RE MEANT TO BE THAT WAY. I JUST DON’T FEEL THE WAY ABOUT HIM THAT I DO ABOUT BARRY. OKAY DAD IS CALLING SO I HAVE TO GO, TALK TO YOU SOON!! :)
LOVE,
JPONRY
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Aug 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
IRL LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
* Dear Pat,Pat because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run.
* jponry
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this is an excerpt from Stan, by Eminem
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
good song
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Suck it nerd.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
To quote the great me
Burrell could be the power-hitting aquisition that makes the difference and he didn’t cost us a thing.
As I’ve said a bunch of times, I’d pull him if he’s ineffective and/or looks lost at the plate, but I want to see 150 PAs before making that decision.
Well, it’s been 170 PAs and my decision is made.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Shift-A
Just got home from the game! I’m late to the party! Allow me to add “PAT!” and “FUCK YEAH!”
Also, I just read my first penthouse interview about thanks to the poster above. Based on Pat’s recap of Jeremy Giambi’s interview, I think I’ll run the other way if he ever walks into the same bar as me. I don’t wanna know anything about that mink coat.
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
by Prussian Creole on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions
Good choice, PC.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Might seem kind of random
but is there anywhere online where I can find out the attendance for tonights game?
Its funny because fuck the dodgers
I just looked at the Cubs SBNation site and their first overflow thread started after 198 comments.
LOL
P.T.F. Bat
Oh Man!!!!
My head is exploding!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Cabbage smellers
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Going to bed, but I'll leave you with this thought
A married man should forget his mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Good night!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Goodnight, Jerry.
Be there be no pebble tossed . . .
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it nerds, I just wanted the dingers
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/8/7/588929/powerage#7948245
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
whatev
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2006/12/8/134522/170#1012804
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa. I don’t bust out references to penguin rape often, but when I do, I prefer them in feverish, incoherent threads.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 9, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
lots of Tomo Ohka in there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL @ the Rush Subthread
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
/high five
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Played at Shoreline tonight. You know some McCoven were there.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 10, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
wouldn't be surprised... Cake>Rush
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Cake is awesome
Rush is meh
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
And Cake just came on
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
No the radio
Are they playing a concert there? Cuz I might need to hit that up
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Pears>
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Viola > raisin bran
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
monkey’s ass>torsion wrench
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
no way. Tangerines>>Oranges>>>>Apples
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
pluot sorbet
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
made it yesterday . . . it is!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
So by a simple process of substitution, my shit > Independence Day.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
howie, nobody cares bout ur shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
IT’S BANANAS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
No, I mean, it’s shaped and smells exactly like bananas. It took a long time for me to master this.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
does that make eating actual bananas more difficult?
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
In some ways, no.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you lobbying to become a human centipede segment again?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
That song is actually really catchy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
A-
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
N-
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
A-
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
ANAS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Read this as
ANUS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Only one way to stop it.
JUST A CITY BOY
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK TODAY?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
LEMME POUR KOOLAID ON YA REAL SLOW
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
It would be in my head right now
if I wasn’t listening to Hot Hot Heat
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
That band is also really catchy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but their music is good and not annoying
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Also true. Well, at least Elevator, since that’s the only one I’ve listened to.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard one of their songs on a videogame-My best fiend
That song is pretty good as is Bandages and Middle of Nowhere (which I was just listening to)
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
I pretty much like every single song on Elevator except for the Intro, which is, I mean, whatever.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
MVP BASEBALL!!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Did Pat get pissed when people were jumping on him at the end of the game?
He looked like he was about to throw a punch or something LOL… maybe someone touched his hair or something.
by Twistapher on Aug 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions
Well, when you're not wearing any underwear ...
the concern over one’s hair is understandable.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
In our darkest hour, a Knight shall come to save us.
by Natto on Aug 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
yeah, there’s too much codpiece in this one. All true Burrell fans know he doesn’t do that shit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wonder if his face would be recognizable if you photoshopped it beneath batman’s cowl
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
For some reason, I always see Bengie Molina for a second.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 10, 2010 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions
As do I
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was Robert Redford
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
My little brother used to have that picture on his bedroom wall.
Mine was adorned with pretty much every Will Clark poster ever made. About the only thing we could agree on was we liked having Matt Williams in the mix, too.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Pacific Sock Exchange!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Walton sounded a touch baked.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They got up on the visiting dugout a batter early.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
And I think all the birds were freaking them out.
Also, if you’re gonna bring weed to Jerry Garcia Day, bring the good shit. This is San Francisco. Have some goddamn self-respect.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I am amazed that CSN can have great guys doing the actual games, and have probably the shittiest guys ever do everything else. I cannot stand Urban FP and Radnich. Anyone else feel this way, also Bip may be mildly retarded.
I'm a better person now.
agreed on urbs and FP. Radnich is OK
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I never said I hated them, just that they are annoying and say the dumbest cliche shit ever.
I'm a better person now.
Nope, i like Gary... Urbs isn't bad...
miss Damon on post game :(
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
urbs just annoys me, no problem with gary – like his attitude even if he doesn’t have a clue. Damon was too fatalistic for me – screaming over everything.
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
that's why i miss Damon
kinda expressed how i felt after games… plus he didnt really sugar coat anything
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
fair enough. always was for the wrong reasons though
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
haha, no doubt
but he did keep me listening, although FP? i’ll gladly listen to Katy Perry over him
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
better singer than all combined
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Poor taste?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t totally mind Bruce I just didn’t like how he would hang up on people who disagreed with him.
I'm a better person now.
i actually thought it was funny... it hasn't happened a whole lot
recently tho, but honestly, every host does that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ya I’m sure, I live in Oregon so I couldn’t listen all that much but it seemed like he was kinda dickish to people instead of trying to coherently explain his position he would be like “this is my show so fuck you if you don’t agree”
I'm a better person now.
Haha, see that's where i just laugh
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
And the fucktardery.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Needed a little of that, since everyone else was just too nice
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I always like to help.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Radnich is NOT OK!
He’s the acme of incompetence and worthlessness.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If the national standard for post-game shows weren’t so low I would be moved to agree.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OMG GUYS BRETT FAVRE JUST MADE A SANDWICH,
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I think my preference order for those three is the exact opposite of yours. Urban is by far the most tolerable, then FP, then I could go for a banshee practicing her death howl, then there’s a big gap where I would like to be deaf, then you have Gary Radnich.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
That was in no order of dislike just the order I typed them in. I just don’t like any of them.
I'm a better person now.
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Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks Graham for filling up a 1/4 of this page
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Thanks Pika for filling up the other 3/4
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
whatever good ties i had with Graham are gone now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
At least be man enough to break up with me in person!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
fuck that noise, i'm not goin to ur town of Martinez, aint worth it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You insult my town, you insult me. We’re done.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
It's ok tho, because Martinez does have a cool railroad station
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That no one uses anymore.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
i did tho, took it up to Reno for football camp
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I bet its nice having the whole train to yourself.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
TASTE THE SAD. TASTE IT!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
OH SNAP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for the giant expanse of white,
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
This
except I have a wider gap between FP & Radnich. Gary’s voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
that’s how i feel about urbs. annoying.
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel like Urban is fine if I don't listen for content
But hearing Radnich say anything is annoying
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
+109
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They put their money into the front line guys.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
+1, and glad they do. Nobody really watches the post game anyway, so it’d be a waste to do otherwise.
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
it's a sad state of affairs
that Urban is the best one of the group
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
So who is this new guy Jonathan Torres?
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions
Sure was
A bit too much pot smoking for me. I hate the smell.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Well
Glad we got the win. Night all.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good night, scout.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck. I need to take out the trash.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT reply actions
No, he means that metaphorically. Like, he needs to clean up this town.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Just need some Spandex and a phonebooth.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Good luck finding a phone booth.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Spandex isn’t very flattering on me anyway.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
not many people can pull it off
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Getting it on is pretty hard, too.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
gotta be a TWSS joke in here somewhere
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
You should probably consult a doctor.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t wanna wake up at 7
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I love that Comedy Central plays Baywatch at night now. Holy shit Pam Anderson.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 AM PDT reply actions
Probably to promote the roast of Hasselhoff
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
still funny
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Have you seen Pam Anderson lately?
Man, how the mighty has fallen… to think, she WAS the distinctive sex symbol when I was in high school. It’s really kind of sad.
Time waits for no one.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It needs to be said
22 base runners. 4 runs.
But I’ll take it.
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions
So, what are the thoughts on sending Ishi? I think it was a dumb move, personally. I mean yeah it’s the winning run, but c’mon. I was shocked.
Still think it was the right move. 2 outs, ended up being a close play and only because of a great throw.
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Right move. It took an absolute gem of a throw from 309 feet out and a perfect relay to get him out at the plate. And if Ishikawa bowls over the catcher instead of trying to maneuver around him (seriously, WTF) he’d have had an even better chance to score.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions
it was an absolute gem of a throw, but an imperfect throw still would have beat him. the ball got there several steps ahead of Ishikawa.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Maybe one imperfect throw, but don’t forget there was a relay. Getting bit by two perfect throws from the wall at home doesn’t happen that often. We got bit this time, but I’d hope Flannery sends someone with non-Molinesque speed any day.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Ishikawa should have obliterated the catcher. The SOB was kneeling on the plate when he took the throw! That’s where you need someone like Aaron Rowand (never thought I’d say that)
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Aug 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
In retrospect, I think it was the right move, but man, was it frustrating to watch unfold because I knew what would happen.
This is truth
If you think about, Flannery basically has to make that call when Ishi is between 2nd and 3rd, which would roughly equate to right around when the right fielder had bobbled the ball and was going to pick it up. The play went perfectly for the Cubs, but if any part of the play had sucked we would have won. Wide throw, right fielder off balance, whathaveyou.
It was the right call to send him. Sometimes shit sucks.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
It's a gamble. sometimes you lose, sometimes they win.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It also ended up not being all that much of a bobble – I mean, he practically bobbled right into his glove.
I’ve said it before – I prefer a more conservative approach in those situations. But I understand when people don’t.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
With two outs, getting more agressive makes sense.
It’s likely the best chance you’re gonna have to score that inning.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I dunno, obviously you can’t assume it would have been the same, but Rent did lead off the next inning with a single.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'd argue that Ishi scoring/not scoring on that play was aboutabout 50/50
I’d also argue the combined odds of a Rent single or a run scoring Cubs error/wild pitch/passed ball are still less than that.
Especially at home in a tie game, I say go for the win.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I think 50/50 is fairly generous.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think 50/50 or 40/60 is fair – it took two PERFECT throws to get him, and even then, he almost got his hand on the plate. It was frustrating – but I, for one, love the aggression – especially the way that game had been going.
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If the play is close then its a good decision, if its not then its a bad decision.
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s great that Burrell won this game, but let’s think about it seriously. If we want to be a playoff team, we need someone to back up Posey. If we make it to the playoffs, Posey will not get to hit, and Burrell is going to suffer against GREAT pitching.
who, exactly, are you thinking we need?
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
If only we still had Bowker, Frandsen, and Martinez, we could trade them for Pujols.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Morneau type hitter
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
For Zambrano, he was solid since he’s been beyond shitty this year.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Did I miss much in the week I was gone?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
wat
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Some days you can’t get rid of a bomb.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I should probably watch that movie again.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
...what
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
OK
LA is at Philly. The Phillies are one game behind the Giants in the WC race. Does anyone root for LA like they did vs. SD?
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Nah
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah. I really think we can sweep this series.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m rooting for Giants wins and the rest of the league can do what they want until these decisions get easier.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I never understood why people were rooting for LA vs. SD. You take care of your business. Giants fans never root for LA.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You have to root for the best interests of your own team. You do have to take care of your own business but there are 29 other teams out there, and you need some to win and some to lose- that’s just as essential as the Giants winning.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I root for two teams
The Giants and whoever plays against the Dodgers.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
If the Dodgers are playing the Padres or Rockies,
I’m just rooting for a 22-inning marathon with mutliple fights, beanballs, and suspensions.
The actual score is incidental to the pain inflicted.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Aug 10, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
'post
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/10/1615423/today-i-root-for-los-angeles
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
no way. Can’t root for the dodgers against anyone (unless we really need them to win)
by scottishgiants on Aug 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
go Dodgers. You always root for your teams best interest.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So did we get today’s Cain?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I guess it has to be Edwin Jackson. 6 IP, 2 R (1ER), 1 BB, 7 K, ND (in an eventual 3-2 loss)
Vin Mazzaro and Phil Hughes were honorable mentions.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Yay I found shitty resolution episodes of Dexter online with asian subtitles on a tiny screen
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:01 AM PDT reply actions
woah. Just found way better quality on a bigger screen without subtitles
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I know but I didn’t know exactly which language it was. I think Chinese.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me of when I was watching Lost online (before I realized it was on Hulu), and I watched the episode with Sun/Jin. They were mostly speaking Korean translated into English but then it it had some type of Asian language subtitles over that.
I watched the entire episode and had no idea wtf I watched.
State of mind?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I watched a lot of BSG and Supernatural like that during my lunch breaks at work.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions
missed the end of the game
Trying to fast forward to the last inning on comcast replay. Its been 20 minutes and it’s only in the 6th inning. Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Went tonight. Takeaways:
1. team is gritty. its like they’ve been able to take rowand’s gamerness and infect the entire team with pure grit.
2. nasty bullpen is pillar of this gritty team, as are Water Buffaloes and Andres Torres.
3. Bumgarner endures bad luck well. Emerging pillar of grittiness,
4. Ugly game maybe, but it was quite the happy ending if you were sitting near obnoxious cub fans. Suck it, Wrigleyvillagers!
5. Heckling Carlos Zambrano is fun for the whole family! He melts down, yells at no one, paces around and generally acts like he’s off his meds. He may be a crappy pitcher, but he’s a great entertainer.
Choppin' broccoli
Wow
Can you imagine one of our broadcasters calling a walkoff like this?
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10740021
That is unbelievably awful. Those guys should not have jobs.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! GET OUT!!! WHISLING
hahahaha
by BrianIsAwesome on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10785271
sniff sniff
Also, Jonathan Torres: http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10801643
He sounds like a carnival announcer. On a related note, the yankees announcer called a swisher homerun by saying “that was absolutely swish-sha-licious…”
That’s terrible. If I wanted to hear someone screaming senselessly during a walk-off, I would record myself.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 10, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions
BUCKOS!
I give them a bit of an allowance for not being used to that happening.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions
+1
While it’s not easy being a fan of the perennially bad teams, can you imagine being a broadcaster.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
i got a kick out of this
they are huge fans and it was kind of hilarious to hear them react like that. at the same time a little unprofessional.
but i give them a SLIGHT mulligan bc that was a crazy game, when you consider stewart hit the tying 3 run shot int he ninth, helton out of nowhere hits a 2 run shot in the top of the 10th before alvarez’s HR.
Don’t they know people can actually hear them?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I love yogurt so much
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:11 AM PDT reply actions
Yogurt’s awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I just ate 3
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I love croissants too
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Croissants are delicious.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. So is yogurt.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
/rummages through trail mix
mmmmmm, yogurt chip!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Two more national TV games for the Giants upcoming
Sunday, August 22 – at St. Louis TBS
Sunday, September 5 – at LA ESPN 2
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Noooooooo
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I hate Fox games
Living out of market, I get screwed nearly every Saturday by day games. I will be forced to watch a game involving the Braves, Yankees, Red Sox or Cardinals. What really hacks me off is that Saturday and Sunday are my days off and I can’t watch baseball that I pay $400 a year (TV and mlb.tv) for on Saturday unless we play a night game.
by Countificus on Aug 10, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t care… I’ll be in the Goofus Luxury Suite.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
God the Dexter intro/ “previously on Dexter” thing is annoyingly long
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 2:05 AM PDT reply actions
There’s an episode in a later season where it starts with that, but everything is a bit off. It’s kind of funny.
This show is weird
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
What episode are you on? It definitely struck me that way at first too though with the methods of the main “villain,” pretty weird. There’s the “moment” a couple episodes before the final that made me realize how epic the show was.
I just finished the fourth episode, so don’t spoil anything
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 3:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry about that, just offering encouragement.
I’ve started watching Breaking Bad myself and I’m definitely impressed. Well, off to bed.
Me too, g’night.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions
GAME SUMMARY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 10, 2010 3:42 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
now I see why Kuip went home sick
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
this prediction turned out
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Game scores for rotation #23
Lincecum @ ATL – 53
Zito @ ATL – 69
Cain @ ATL – 45
Sanchez @ ATL – 37
Bumgarner vs CHC – 40
Zeets (7ip, 4h, 2r, 2er, 2bb, 10k) gets the sticker.
They could be Giants...but not really.
That Zito game was incredible.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Delayed because last night's game was over at 1am where I was...
Yesterday’s Caining of the day goes to…
Phil Huges, 6 IP, 2 ER, 3 K, 1 BB, loss.
Mazarro on the A’s is a close runner up, 7 IP with 3 ER.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I came in last night and gave it to Edwin Jackson. Hughes got a loss and all, but Jackson pitched better for his ND in the team loss.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I came in last night and gave it to Edwin Jackson
That is pretty hot, Howie.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Some enjoy it that way.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
And some say the WANT IT that way, now!
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Veruca Salt in on the Jackson action?
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh fair
Good choice, I overlooked him.
This is by no means a one-man enterprise: I make no claim on the Caining of the evening, everyone should feel free.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
You’re doing good work, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
to sum up last night's game ....

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
apparently Santa is a Cubs fan .... and speaks Japanese.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Japanese?
I thought the gent on the left was speaking Jabba the Hut
by Countificus on Aug 10, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Hang on
I am in IT, these nerds I work with who don’t watch baseball will know what the language is called
by Countificus on Aug 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow you wuz rite
They all snapped at me “HUTTESE”
by Countificus on Aug 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
If you want to offend them, refer to it as ‘Huttish’.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
best wedding cake EVER!

wow. if your bride-to-be agrees to a Jabba the Hut wedding cake …. SHE’S A FUCKING KEEPER! lol. however, if that were me, i would want a Boba Fett helmet wedding cake.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 10, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
That looks like something Xanthan left behind after eating KFC.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
They seem fascinated by it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
That looks like something Xanthan left behind one his graphs after eating KFC.
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
why is anyone talking about Jose Guillen AT ALL?
“talks have slowed”….well, I guess…… a 34 year old who isn’t much more than replacement value who is DFA’d by a bad team and is a clubhouse cancer, and is owed 4 million bucks? I’d rather have a sharp stick in the eye, thank you very much.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
AGENT NED, ACTIVATE
The Dodgers have “strong interest” in Jose Guillen for a part-time role, tweets ESPN’s Enrique Rojas. He adds that the Dodgers might wait for Guillen to be released, as the DH/outfielder was designated for assignment by the Royals five days ago. The Giants are the only other team known to have some measure of interest in Guillen.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL, so they cut GA to add Guillen?
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
What a great influence he’d be on the young dodgers like Ethier, Loney, and Kemp.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
it seems like there’s no point to guillen – the guy he’d probably take PT away from is Burrell and he’s carrying the team right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Did you ever dream that you would be saying that? Well, the part of the “-” at least.
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
err the part after the —
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Great inaugrual Jerry Day
They had an unbroken chain of hits in the eleven, and when the eyes of the world turned to Buster Posey, the other one, Pat Burrell, knew that help was on the way, and the saint of circumstance sent a ripple through the park, and the Giants were able to say, “We bid you good night!”
Very nice! It was a terrific Jerry Day… those bobbleheads are awesome… complete with a SYF logo on the back of his Giants jacket. I ran into friends and yakked with fellow hippies all over the park… it was just like the old show days.
Only one complaint: They couldn’t make “Barry-oke” a Dead song? I don’t even know that Mayer song but I could peg the artist anyway.
That throw from Fontenot to end the 10th was something else. I thought they had no chance to get him.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
They couldn’t make "Barry-oke" a Dead song?
/stumbles_over_the_bridge_in_Saint_Stephen
(I was hoping for that as well)
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Yeah… just like the old show days, where no one paid attention to the actual show…
Sorry… the whole thing ruined a good baseball game. The crowd that was there for “Jerry Day” wasn’t there for baseball – for the most part. I kept hoping they’d get into it as the game progressed and became more and more exciting… luckily, most of them left after the 9th inning so the actual BASEBALL FANS could enjoy the very exciting ending to that game.
Jerry Day
I don’t know where you get your information, but there were plenty of us baseball fans in Jerry Day section 320. I saw people leaving across the stadium pretty evenly in the late innings.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Haven't heard any complaints about Javier Lopez recently...
Is Bowker in AAA or up with the big club?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
AAA
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s doing his usual AAA mashing in his six games with the Indianapolis Indians.
P.T.F. Bat
by deuce deuce on Aug 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Was anyone really complaining about Javier Lopez? I thought people were just complaining about the price to acquire Javier Lopez.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
There was definitely complaining about Lopez
Buried in the grief over Bowker.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Hmm...
I don’t really remember that. I thought Lopez was a good pick up.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT BOWKER IS THE LEFTY POWER HITTER WE NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I was really only commenting on Lopez. I still think the price was too high.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn’t particularly excited about Lopez, but he has been very good for the Giants so far in 4.1 IP.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s not named Bautista or Wellemeyer, so I like him.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
I think it’s important that the Giants use him mostly against lefties, because RHH really rake him. But there’s no question that against lefties, he’s extremely effective.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
but that’s not going to happen. It never does.
Lopez is an okay placeholder for a few weeks, but I’m still kinda shocked at the price tag.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
ONLY against lefties.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's something beyond "important" . . .
. . . “crucial” comes to mind.
The problem is (as usual) Bochy: he has Lopez pitch to a couple of lefties, then gets tempted to let him stay in for a righty because fourth guy up is another leftie. Not good. That will come back to bite at some point.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
If you only have one lefty in the pen, you might have to accept a little biting.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I am still sad about Bowker. It’s all up to Steve Hammond and Brian Anderson now.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 10, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it looks like we traded two AAAA-level players..
For a shutdown LH specialist.
If the Giants win a couple of games because he strikes out Adrian Gonzales or Andre Ethier in the 8th inning, he’s worth it.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE I ADMIT MY UNDYING MANLOVE FOR PAT BURRELL
or is there a different thread for that
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Nope
you’re in the right place. I love him too.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
sweet.
dude is awesome.
a few weeks ago, guys sitting in front of us were claiming that it was well-known in certain circles that Pat was gay. If true, that would make me like him even more.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Really?
I’m happy that he plays for the Giants, gay, straight or indifferent.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Being a gay power hitter could change a lot of perceptions of gays in sports. I also don’t think its that delorean would "like " him more but rather respect him that much more if that was true.
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
According to these guys, yeah. I don’t have any inside info about his orientation, and don’t particularly care. OTOH, i do like and respect “nontypical” ballplayers, like B Wilson, and a gay dude would certainly fall into that category.
But yeah, I don’t particularly care who he has sex with.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Yeah, I fall into the “whatever floats your boat” category. I’ll respect him for doing his job well, not for his orientation.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
hmm...
That sounds kinda bad, regardless of his orientation would have been a better choice of words to end that sentence.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
I’ve heard a lot of stories about Pat, but they all involve his exploits with women. I dunno.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Baby
You’re about to fuck Pat Burrell.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I hope jp is okay. You really shouldn’t tease her like that.
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you heard of overcompensation?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve heard both. And Emma Watson really loves anal. People tell stories. I don’t really care either way, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Interview in this very thread…
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
You man-love will need to wait. Jealous pussy’s have a expedited lane.
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonpensiero?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It's almost getting to the point where
Burrell is the guy I want to see bat in the late innings, maybe even more than Buster.
Almost a Bengie 2008 feel about it…
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
welp
If you brushed up on your gay culture a bit, you’d learn that youngish bears are known as cubs, so your joke doesn’t work.
Also, it’s not remotely funny.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was a joke? Wow.
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by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
There are also plenty of children birthed by gay women and from gay men, so, you know, reproduction: it’s totally not impossible if you’re gay.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What do infertile bears who can't adopt or kidnap and the World Series have in common?
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
Wait… I know this one….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The correct coke is
What does a mama bear on the pill and the World Series have in common?
Yours was just bad.
CAN'T UNSEE
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I still think Ramirez is kind of crappy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's not just about the two players..
it’s about depth…watching the Braves and Padres…the bullpen is really good and deep …that really allows a manager to match up and not be afraid to use his bullpen. Conversely, look at the the Bums who have one automatic guy (Kuo) but the rest of the bullpen is basically a grease fire.
Don’t forget that Sabean also picked up Ray…
OK – I just don’t really think Ramirez is much of an upgrade on Denny Bautista.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
His walk rate is lower than Bautista’s, but is still pretty bad for a reliever (3.7 per 9) and his strikeout rate is much, much worse.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I remember you talking about how his FIP is kind of crappy or something, but I look at his career peripherals and it really seems pretty solid. It might be that FIP is smarter than me, but I don’t see what’s so bad about him.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The last two years he’s walked around 4 per 9 while striking out less than 7. Meh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, I guess. But it was still only two years ago that he was pretty effective. I know recent history is more important and all, but eh.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
His career has been decent or better.
What suggests otherwise?
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
My feelings have not changed. He still paid too much, like he himself said he did.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
It’s still way too early to make the decision.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
by calpolynate on Aug 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift A
So did hokysmokes get banned or what? Kinda looks like he went overboard at the top of the thread.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Contrary to what some people might say, it takes a lot to get banned here. But hokysmokes needs to tone it down.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow...missed the whole discussion
I could have said I was for Burrell…probably would not have done much…
But TBLA and PR say its easy!!!!!!
Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly
by say hey nation on Aug 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks. I didn’t have a strong feeling one way or the other, just seemed like he stepped it up a notch.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
ugh
reply fail.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
by calpolynate on Aug 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Love the Grateful Dead puns. You know Bill Walton got in trouble at ESPN for his Dead references?:
http://www.thesportsrag.com/008_Bill_Walton.html
Gotta say it would have been a box of rain if the giants hadn’t won…
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