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WIN GODDAMMIT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
take one for the team, Aubrey
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Homer please
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
that sucked
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
What do you guys think of Fernando Martinez?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i dont know much, but isnt his approach lacking?
by aaroncallagher on Aug 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
A little
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
i heard that fernando martinez is spanish for chris snelling
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he’ll never be a star.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
can’t wait to see Whiteside pinch run
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Buster.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hey
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That was over your head Posey
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
DAMMIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Pat....
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
OH MAN SO CLOSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PAT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
THE BAT!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
THE BAT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BARELY SAFE.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PAT!!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
damn. I thought that was gone.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
PATRICK THE BATRICK
YOU ARE SLOW AS FUCK BUT I LOVE YOU
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
THE BAT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
just a few feet higher
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
WOW, Pat!
Nice hit, but nothing is getting out tonight.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
c’mon Scott. Don’t suck like usual!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Burrell!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Rally Vomit

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh, no.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STOPPPPPPPPPPP, all this BS with these damn animals are giving me nightmares
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Watch Scott ground out weakly to 2nd
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I’m not happy about it, but making the prediction of Burrell out at the plate.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YOU SUCK, SCOTT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
DAMNIT SCOTT
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
gah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
gah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
Almost got the outfield.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
*to the
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GTFO SCOTT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
FUCK YOU SCOTT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
There's the Scott we all know and...
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
dammit, now wilson's out of the game
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
I was surprised Boch didn't double switch
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
FREE TORTURE!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
We are paying 13 million for this?
At least Zito Showed up when he sucked
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone use the ESPN ScoreCenter App for iPhone?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
I do.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Do you do the update portion of it? I use the update every 3 innings, and it just said that Bumgarner was still pitching.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I have it update.
I did not look what it said I was on the phone so I clicked off it quick.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wish I had some cookies to comfort myself with.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
its ok, i wont eat one, wanna know why? I'VE STARTED MY WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I ate one of those skinny cow ones, but it didn’t really help.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I have one of their truffle bars every morning.
After the bran flakes, which is more like forage than food.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This post makes me want an It’s-It.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t been able to find one ’round here yet. D:
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
made myself an irish coffee milkshake. yummy.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh, that sounds good.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
yea, it was gone pretty quick. shot of espresso, two shots of baileys (or irish whiskey), 3 scoops of ice cream.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that similar to a Mexican Coffee?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And carlos marmol will have a 6 pitch 10th.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Either way, Marmol will have a 6 pitch inning.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Oh Hellow Ramirez
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Hello*
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Giants Pitcher.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RamRam
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Has me thinking of Kenny Powers….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ARARAM v. RAMRAM
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never actually seen this guy pitch.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
NEW TOY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
El Spaniard
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ramirez is one of our pitchers?
Can he walk people?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
He will save us.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Double Switch special.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I keep thinking you are someone else
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/still has hope for Ramirez
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I like Fred.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Good Job mole.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Great play Mole
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Wow Freddy had no business getting to that ball
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Wow Mole Range.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HOLY MOLE!
that was awesome.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
why does Freddy rush everything?
He had 2 steps to work with
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
What did we trade for this guy?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL the people in the crowd
“OUR CURSE IS ONLY HALF AS LONG!”
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Burriss doesn't get to that
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Shift A
I do not like Scott Rowand. Not even as a friend.
what if he wants to be your friend
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Maybe
But I wouldn’t answer his wall posts.
OMG, I hate all that stuff so much! RAGE!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I am full of rage tonight.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Well, I’m glad someone’s enjoying it. :/
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
LOL
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
BTW, something happened with Ishi i think
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Shut it.
I do like his D. Late inning defensive replacement!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
No, it’s fine, I’m just being a drama queen. ;)
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
What if the farmer’s son was named “Demp?”
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
“Demp” is Buster’s middle name and his father’s first name. The family has lived in farming towns of central Georgia.
It’s not that good of a joke, Cheee. I was caught up in the moment. Several folk yesterday admired the name.
Cheers!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
For the record
I do not actually play Mafia Wars. As far as you know.
Loved Millers response.
/Dead air
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That audio would make an awesome ringtone.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
by Cody_ransom on Aug 10, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
That was ugly Pablo
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
LOL
It’s Uribe
Did I fall in?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Uribe
the confusion is understanable, though
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
bah
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL RANGE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
/yakity sax
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
The torture...
…it’s back.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Good God the Cubs' BABIP in this game must be up around .500
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
DAMNIT PABLO
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Err, URIBE
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Exactly
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
i hate this game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i hate this game and the last 5 games.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait a minute
So Burris pinch hit and came in for Uribe who moved to third and then Sanchez pinch hit and came in for Burris?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m so confused.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pretty much.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
double play double play double play double play double play double play
double playdouble playdouble playdouble playdouble playdouble playdouble play
double playdouble playdouble playdouble playdouble playdouble playdouble play
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Phew
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
oh shit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
whew
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
oh my god that was CRUSHED.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
That scared me
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Whew.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Figures that on Grateful Dead appreciation night, the Giants and Cubs would end up in an extended, long boring extra inning jam session.
by inthesquat on Aug 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
AT&T'd
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Whew
Sometimes I love AT&T Park.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
can't use him as a loogy
this one could go awhile
Dear Soriano,
Suck it.
Sincerely,
AT&T Park
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
alfonso soriano: he may not be better than you, but he gets paid a whole lot more than you do.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Yep
Watch him on WGN one day. Len Casper is also a solid announcer.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
she ran calling WILDFIRE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
dear God, Michael Martin Murphey was a friend of mine
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
That was a nice snot rocket
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
Kosuke > Rowand
ill pay the extra mil
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Fuck you Ramirez.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
FUCK.
And, only Whiteside on the bench.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
THROW STRIKES [Giants Pitcher I Dont Hate]
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Time to sub Timmy in for the Mole and move Renteria to center.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Posey will play hovercraft while Whiteside mans the blunderbuss.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Let's go, New Toy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buster to Ramirez
Strikes motherfucker, throw them.
Holy geez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Don't worry.
I’m here.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
I hope Posey doesn't play catcher tomorrow.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
he jusr had a day off
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Nice Job Buster
LOL Thinking of Molina trying to stop that.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Protecting the man parts.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL at Kruk: Self-preservation stop by Posey
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
I can’t wait to see what BusterfuckingP has to say about that block.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
LOL!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
BusterfuckingP
WHOA ramirez I want to keep my nuts, thank you.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BusterfuckingP
WHOA ramirez I want to keep my nuts, thank you.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We are getting close to, Aubrey Huff, LHP, aren't we?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ISHI!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
ISH!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Ishi Defense!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TRAVIS!!!
I LOVE YOU SIR!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
SUCK ON THAT YOU BABIP'ing MOTHERFUCKERS
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Solid job, Razor Ramon
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
The three things that matter in Real Estate.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
TRAV-FENSE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
ISHI
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
Rally my avatar.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to go to bed
win this game
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
LOL!
BusterfuckingP
WHOA ramirez I want to keep my nuts, thank you
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
by sanfrankid on Aug 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Will Clark Reads Lips!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
rally Akaike Information Criterion

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
unfortunately if it’s just +1p it = double play.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally OT
I was in my parents garage the other day and stumbled upon my old econometrics notebooks (I graduated college 3 years ago). It might as well have been Klingon. No idea what was in there.
well
I’m hoping I still retain it in 3 years.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
DAMN YOU RUMPLESTILTSKIN!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
this new guy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing they aren't bringing in Marmol.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
RALLY THRILL

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Kruk keep saying Ishi going down
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
This?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
this?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This is his major league debut
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Uribe should welcome him in a Jazzy fashion.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this guy reminds me of pedro martinez dont he?
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Option C: GIDP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL REC'D
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
3-0!!
good things will come…
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
I like it when the other team doesn’t throw strikes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
Translates to “I am bomb”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Or just soy bomb.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
he took all the way on 3-1 instead of looking fat fastball, which he got. dumb.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
Bayou, Juan
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
BRB
gonna stuff my head in a bucket of jello.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
From 3-0 to a strikeout
Giants Baseball
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
It’s transparent inside.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Mymclife will love this
Jeff Fletcher JeffFletcherAOL
They are playing the Herb Brooks speech from before the USSR Game, from Miracle, to fire up the Giants for the 10th. Love that movie.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Technically not the semis, back then it was round robin for the medal round.
But yeah, game before the gold medal-clinching game.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
i wouldn't know, i wasn't alive then, plus i dont understand the importance
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Not like I was alive either
But basically, the US team was full of college and amateur players, while the Soviets were professional hockey players in all but title. The US had barely any presence in the NHL, and the only gold they had won was in 1960. The Soviets lost a grand total of two Olympic games from the 1960 Olympics up until the 1980 Olympics.
Plus, it was in the middle of the Cold War, when the US-Soviet tensions were the highest. There was the oil crisis and the hostage situation, and for the first time in history Americans thought the next five years would be worse than the past five.
The US wasn’t even expected to medal. They got blown out 10-3 by the Soviets just days before the Olympics. And yet they managed to pull off what is now considered the greatest upset in Olympic history, and one of the biggest in sports history. Plus, it was viewed as a triumph of capitalism over communism, the United States over the USSR.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
MYM, i was kidding!!!!
sorry :(, but i did know the importance of the game and every aspect, it was definitely something to pay attention to during that time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hahaha, I wrote a paper on that game, and I almost have the entire movie memorized, so I tend to go on about it.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
immediately i thought "holy shit" but yea, it wouldn't surprise me one bit
that you wrote an entire paper on that game… Haven’t seen the movie yet, but i do know it was an inspirational game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BTW how'd the paper turn out
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It was for my admission to the University of Chicago, and I didn’t get in. But that place is crazy hard to get in, so it’s all good.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
:O
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
1980 WINTER OLYMPICS
hockey
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Go back to your corner
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
The only hockey i watch is Miami Ohio hockey, sir, Redhawks>Sharks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YES I DO
“This is your time. Their time is done, it’s over.!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Are we allowed to post animals with casts for rally gifs.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
SIFP
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
GIHR plz
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
rally adjustment for small sample size

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
HEY SWING ON A 3-1 COUNT!!!!
Love, FP
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
vrooooooooooooooooooooom
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
TRAVIS!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Travis is trying to prove me wrong.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ishi
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
wow.
speechless.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
ISHI
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
/Blows off dust RALLY LOLCATS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
:0
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
these are hilarious imo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Baby head is freaking hilarious.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Right down the middle Freddy
Way to get out of the way
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Still love the Mole Hands.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
he's rooting for us

Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
well we’re fucked
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Cat in Cast!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
I really dislike these images.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
why?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Animals in casts make me sad.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sanchez has been saying stuff like "I'm not helping the team win."
So. . .
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
he’s honest
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Freaking Mole and his
“EEEEK A MOUSE!” pose on inside pitches.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
EEK

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yuck.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOLCATRALLY

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
BusterfuckingP
OooRibe is uncommonly strong. He just rally capped his helmet without cracking it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
DAMMIT MOLE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
GOOD JOB FREDDY WAY TO HIT THE BALL
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
so do I
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that emotional response
at least he is not like, “oh well, guess I will have a croissant”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thanks Mole
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
unnngggg
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
That was TURRIBLE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PATHETIC
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
I dont like you freddy
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
UGH
And I strongly dislike Sanchez.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Shouldn’t Whiteside pinch run at this point?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions
.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Book It!
That was terrible…yep….300 and 10 homers for sure Urban.
Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions
How fitting.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit Flannery
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FUCK YOU FLANNERY
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
fucking flannery
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
flannery has been as bad as the rest of our offense
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
Just from the way Miller narrated that, it sounded like Ishikawa was out by a ton.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
4 or 5 steps.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
He was.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He was. The ball got there so far in front of him.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
it was like
“He’s sending Ishikawa, there’s the throw, Hill’s got it and here comes Ishikawa and he is out!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Funny,
cause thats what it looked like on TV
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
well, it was fairly close. It wasn't ridiculous.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Fuck You Flannery
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Wow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
FUUUUUUCK
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
TIM FLANNERY I'M UNADOPTING YOU YOU ASS!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
I woulda sent him
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
Oh.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
he doesn't get sent if the RF doesn't bobble
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Why send him?
TOP OF THE FUCKING LINEUP!
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So, when's the last time a runner has RAN INTO the catcher?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Carlos Santana :(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
(Turns game anger into grammar anger)
DAMMIT PIKA . . . IT’S “HAS RUN.”
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does Flannery have a job?
Does the idiot do anything well?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bork.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Whiteside would have scored.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
no, you don’t, it wasn’t even fucking close. dude was just sitting there waiting.
by kingofthacove on Aug 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
if that throw is 2 feet up the line, he scores with his hand. if that “wasn’t even fucking close” I can’t wait to hear what your emotionless definition of “fucking close” is.
it didn’t work out. that’s baseball.
If the catcher gets the ball and is facing and you’re still more than a step away from your slide it’s not close.
I’d like to hear what your definition of “always” is. If Bengie Molina was running, you’d send him.
It didn’t work out. It was a bad move.
by kingofthacove on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
but a bad outcome doesn’t = a bad decision. Just like a good outcome doesn’t = a good decision.
If his hand is 2 inches from the plate when he gets tagged, it’s close.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis Ishikawa making a good slide to make it even remotely close doesn’t justify how ridiculously liberal Flannery is in sending runners and how often it comes back to hurt is. It wasn’t a good decision just because it didn’t work; it wasn’t a good decision because the ball was there quite a bit before Ishikawa was.
by kingofthacove on Aug 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
but in the entire context of the situation – bobbled ball in the OF, requiring an absolutely PERFECT throw to get him, renteria on deck, our complete inability to generate offense since the 7th inning, 2 outs – I think it made sense to send him.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It didn’t REQUIRE an absolute perfect throw. The catcher had quite a bit of buffer before Ishikawa reached the plate.
And the fact that he bobbled it doesn’t help the argument; only relevant is his position and control of the ball at the point Flannery is making the decision, and at that point, they had a good chance to throw out Ishikawa.
by kingofthacove on Aug 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I woulda sent him.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ditto, craka
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL.
Flannery FAIL
Again.
What is this dudes problm?
Bork’d.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
WTF IS THIS GAME COMING TO??
Does ANYONE ever try to take out the catcher anymore??? Travis, you are a damn coward.
Fucking Sportsmanship
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Just kidding
Though little league makes a bigger deal about this than it should. You run into a guy and they toss you immediately.
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I think the slide he made was the slide that gave him the best chance to be safe.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Not really. Besides, the catcher wasn’t just standing at the plate waiting. He was in the process of turning towards Ishi has he reached the plate. You’re making this sound way more cut and dry than it was.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
he got much closer with his slide than he wouldve by blindly running into the catcher.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
HE WAS INCHES FROM BEING SAFE. THIS argument is ridiculous. It was A LOT closer than you are making it sound. Go back and watch.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
it is because the catcher sat at home plate, waiting for him, and ishi contorted his body to make the tag more difficult
but he wasn’t “sitting at home plate” he was in the process of turning from making the catch. It was a close play.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
There is absolutely no chance Ishikawa gets by the catcher there with how far in advance the ball was there before. Just because he jumped away from the glove to delay the tag doesn’t mean he was close to scoring.
by kingofthacove on Aug 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody seen the photo of a man sliding in on the front of The Bill James Abstract?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria was on deck
Flan knew the inning was over anyway and made them make a perfect relay to get him at home.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
I wish Ishikawa would stop getting thrown out at home.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
at least he was actually out this time
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Great slide. I love Ishi slides. He really gets to show off his body control and creativity.
Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.
+1
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
LOL Sunny Jackson.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
What’s with this team and slow-running first basemen being thrown out at the plate? It’s killing me.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Anybody ever try this prolixus they advertise on MLB audio?
Sounds AWESOME!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
someone should capture borks reaction for a future gif...
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
It might sound petty to rag on a 3rd base coach, but Flannery seems to have these problems waaay too often
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
he's a bad 3rd base coach
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Have we ever had a good 3B coach?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I don’t think any team has ever had a good 3B coach.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
oh god
remember Wave em in Wendell?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Exactly
it just seems like one of those things that every fan complains about
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
As an old man . . .
. . . I agree, Mr. Benjamin.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Zimmer was the best
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
also, good thing Sanchez didn’t move the runner over…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
he prefers to throw his hands in the air after a called strike
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Two outs… chance to end the game. The outfielder bobbled it, and Flannery had a split second to decide.
they made the Cubs make a perfect play, it was totally the right call to send him.
I disagree
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If it was someone with more speed, maybe. But, it wasn’t even close.
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it was pretty close with Ishi’s slide though. His hand was inches from the plate when he got tagged.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a step off. It needed to be a perfect throw.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
how can you say it wasnt close? if the ball is like 3 feet up the line from where it ended up, he gets his hand in there.
of course he is slow, but its not like he was out by thirty feet… you DONT send him with ONE out.
even less than 3 feet up the line. He BARELY missed getting his hand in safe. Still, fucking frustrating.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
and Rent on deck
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Rent on deck... yikes, not sure if i would've trusted him bringing in the winning run
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I agree
And with Rent on deck? Good defensive play, but he ends the game if he makes it. Worth the gamble.
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know, even an offline throw gets Travis there.
If a guy is out by 4 or 5 steps, it’s hard to argue that sending him was a good decision.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
If Ishi slid feet first he would have touched the exposed part of the plate
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Ish should have dropkicked Hill
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Nate would have
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys, it was just a good play all around.
With the bobble in the right field you’ve got to take a shot there. I would have sent him as well. It was 2 outs with Renteria coming up against a right handed hitter.
It was the right call, and it took a perfect play from the Cubs relay to get him. Tip your cap to Contenot and Hill.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
rent against right handed *pitcher
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I agree
Fontenot had to make a perfect play with his momentum going towards the baseline with no instant to get his body set.
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If it were Jeter it would have been the greatest play of all time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I thought for a second he might make it but it’s Ishikawa who has average speed at best and seeing the relay, Flannery should have held him.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
This team is filled with amateuers.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FUCKING TIM FLANNERY
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm going to bed
I can’t handle this anymore.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Javier Bowker
gtt’m
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
hankschulman Had to send him. RF booted the ball. Burriss would’ve been a good PR but already used. RT @crapshoot101: @hankschulman Flannery’s fault?
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
Used him for a whole two innings.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yeah, I'm crapshoot101
my comment was less nice.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He had to. No question. Not worth debating
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Sons of Anarchy is back on soon

Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
i dont remember this
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
early in season one, iirc. she is hitting jax’s girl
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait..i think that is the stripper who bonked clay
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
think that’s it
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
looks like that had to hurt
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
awesome
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That show borrows a few of their bikes from a H-D shop in Lathrop
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Supposedly that show takes
place in my little town, although I have never watched it.
The main character (don’t know his name) was a special guest at a show I worked earlier in the year. Photos
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering his mentor as gary radbitch
What else would you expect?
Flannelry
is a retard- he has cost the team too many times this season
by notinmylifetime on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
chances of Ish making it 40%; chance of Rent driving him in 20%. Computes.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
rent hits .250 vs RHP this year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
not in extra innings at home.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
that's got to be the microest of microsplits
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I figured I could fool all the people some of the time
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
What about extra inning games at home, on Mondays?
Also he just got a hit.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think Ishi makes it in about 15-20% of the time..
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STylerFD
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
KKKKKKKKKKKSafeway
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions
it has
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
At least we can’t use Wellemeyer.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Decker
For 3rd Base Coach?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Yes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I say
Steve Decker for manager/3B coach.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This looks weird.
Yet tasty.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That is a large sausage.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Man vs. Food.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
wake me up in the 15th inning
its the cubs for chrisake
by notinmylifetime on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh
we have 1 pitcher left in the pen? Man, if only the Giants offense could take advantage of the 35 walks we got today.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Damn, if only we had 13 men in the pen
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
by DividedByZero on Aug 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey FP. Shut up.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
CAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man
I hope Timmy goes at least 7 innings tomorrow.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
wow 9 hits and TEN WALKS for the Giants tonight
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Step one: get men on base
Step two: ???
Step three: profit!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Just to be clear
I typed my message before this one showed up.
It kind of jumped out at me too
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
i like that we both wrote out ten walks in all caps
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's kind of a big deal
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Castro is thinkin:
“I wonder if Posey is havin’ it tonight?”
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
So let me get this straight
The Giants have 9 hits and 10 walks (TEN!), but they have only managed three runs?
Okay.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Science!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The Giants Way
OFFENSIVE EXPLOSION
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The Grizzlies scored 9 runs in the last 3 innings of their game. At least one team can score runs.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Nice job, Ray
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
RALLY CATS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
End this game, Rent, Huff and Posey!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
EVERYONE MUST LISTEN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVdTQ3OPtGY
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
Ok
so happy soundin
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
listenin to Jerry watchin the Giants win in extras
nothing better
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just thinking the same thing. Two hits since I put this on. So fucking nice.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys..
You know Sabien is gonna go back to 13 man pitching staff because of this game.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I have a major argument to give tomorrow in an administrative proceeding. I need to go to sleep. Come on, Giants!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Who would you rather see hit if necessary
Eli Whiteside or Chris Ray?
by patneededthetowel on Aug 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
Chris Ray.
I don’t want Whiteside in this game.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Ray
we need whiteside to pinch run
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
I'm busting out the big guns: RALLY SHARKTOPUS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is your best post of thenight!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
were fucked
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Naddy.
I thought he was our OF?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
RALLY ENORMOUS CRUMPET MAN

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I could totally tell that was a crumpet as soon as I saw it
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
What is the chick doing in the backgroound?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Re: Flannery
The question is this:
1) What were the chances that Renteria’s at bat would’ve resulted in Ishikawa scoring (or prolonged the inning so that Huff or Posey could’ve driven Ishikawa in? 20-25%?
2) What were the chances that Ishikawa was going to score? 5-10%?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
there’s a 100% chance that your percentages are extraordinarily & subjectively skewed in order to make your point.
Your reply indicates that you haven't the slightest idea what point I was trying to make.
If you think I was trying to say Flannery made a mistake in sending Ishikawa, you are missing the point like Aaron Rowand misses outside sliders.
My point was that Flannery’s job is to instantaneously determine which course of action has the better odds of success. In this case it was a choice of:
a) Sending Ishikawa and hoping for a bad throw, a bad relay, or a dropped throw by the catcher, ~ or ~
b) Holding Ishikawa at third and hoping for Renteria or a subsequent hitter to somehow manage to get Ishikawa home.
What is Rent hitting with RISP? Might he have walked? How certain was it that Ishikawa would be out at home? Those were honest questions I was asking.
I don’t even pretend to know what the actual percentages were. That’s why there were question marks. That’s why I was posing the questions.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
YEah. Seriously.
Don’t they want you to buy?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
RENT?!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Indeed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
BABIP!!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
after the Huff walkoff
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
SLOWERIA
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
GAR!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOLCUBS
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Apropot from dingleberry
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Duck Fart
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
POWER OF THE SHARKTOPUS!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
RENT!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NO SUBJECT LINE MAKES ME MAD
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Heh
I thought that was gone for about 1 second.
then I realized it was Renteria…
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
/subject click
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this is better than what jponry posted
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
RENT SMASH
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
Please giants
no dp’s
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
At least we can't line out to Dewitt anymore
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Hey, thanks, Cubs
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
rally curling!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
hit the fucking ball toward left field and this game will be over
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
al soriano wants to go to the hotel
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
THE SHARKTOPUS IS PLEASED
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Doesn’t look all that pleased.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
he's a sharktopus we don't understand his emotions
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL IRL
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
But leopard seals are different. They like us.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Nightmare

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
HUFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
Whoo!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
HUFF
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
1st and 3rd no outs
SCORE A FUCKING RUN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I read that as Flawn Mon
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Even a GIDP wins the game!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Comebacker... 1-2-3 DP
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
by DividedByZero on Aug 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
SUMMON THE GROUND ATTACK
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you Flan for not sending Edgar
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
ALL HAIL THE SHARKTOPUS!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER WALKOFF
COME ON!!!!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
/BANNED
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
COME ON POSEY END THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COME ON POSEY END THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COME ON POSEY END THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COME ON POSEY END THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the 5 infielders defense?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
Go Giants!
Get the productive out!
Make the out productive!
Productive!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I rather like our chances right now
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Shit
They’re gonna IBB him
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
GITP
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
This is a good situation.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
My wife says Renteria needs someone to PR for him cause he looks like he is about to collapse
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whiteside? Won’t happen.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I would take a SP to pr for him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
what happened to Marmol?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
Shut up FP
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
RALLY CATDOG

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
the little guy in his tentacles is the cubs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
AND I INVESTED SO MUCH IN THIS IRON LUNG
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Has to be Marmol time
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YOU BASTARDS
How dare you not give Posey a shot to end his!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
OBP
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
So.,,, how will be blow this situatioN?
I call comebacker to the pitcher for the DP, then popout.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rally Vuvuzela Hits

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
hahah
BusterfuckingP
10 bucks they’ll INT. Walk me. Pussies.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
I love how Jon talks over FP
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
Would like it even better
If it happened, like, one word into FP’s comments.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
FINISH THEM
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
FACT
buster posey had more IBB this year then barry bonds
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
I want a jack, just because
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
PAT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
PAT!!!!!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Win!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
YES!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
MVP Post
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/9/1614861/beat-chiclago-4#44047299
And I just have to say: FIRST POST!!!
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/9/1614536/open-gamethread-8-9#comments
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
good enough
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
LOL.
Miller talking over FP
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
he aint havin it!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Dance, bitches.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol
Great addition to post-game dance .gifs.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
FREAKING FINALLY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THE GIANTS
WIN?!!!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
WE FUCKING WIN!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
Atta boy Pat
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
of fuckin course
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
WALK OFF SAC FLY!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
All her hair?
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
We don't score here then.....
AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I log on and the Giants win a few minutes later!
I’m magic!
…what, exactly, am I inside of?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Never Forget

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
freddy doesnt deserve to be in that...
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
never forget
the sacrifice he made for us tonight
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YIPPEEEE!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
YESSSS

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
hahahaaha what the hell?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
NICE!!!!!
NICEUNS!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
BusterfuckingP
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE THE CUBS, NOT THE VAGINAS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions
oh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
my
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Whoops
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Sac Fly Machine!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
I'M GONNA FUCK HIM UP!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Great call by Flannery to send Renteria home on the sac fly!!!!!!
by kingofthacove on Aug 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
oh my
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet Victory

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions
Pat the bat!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Pat Burrell Saiz

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
ALL HAIL THE SHARKTOPUS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
yea, thank god i can have nightmares tonight
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
PAT THE BAT!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
i like this
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
favorite movie everrrrrrrrrr
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
victory dance

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
QUICK POSTGAME SO YOUR COMPUTER DOESN'T BLOW UP THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/9/1614914/post-game-thread-giants-outlast
ALSO, BLAME THE AP FOR THE LACK OF PHOTOS, UNGRATEFUL MOD.
I'm playing Risk.
I just attacked with 18 to lose to a territory with 4 on. But then Pat hits his sac fly, and I’m having a great day.
Axis and Allies > Risk
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
don't forget the robot
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Yeah!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions
WIIIIIIIIIII

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions
FTW!
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It always seems like Pat loses track of what he’s saying after each question.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
He's Pat the Bat
Not Pat the Mic.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I liked his facial expression when Amy called him, “Pat… The Bat.”
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
he was all
I’ll show you the bat.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
He was more like, “how did this airhead get this job?”
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I loved airheads
Especially the green apple ones
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
i prefer watermelons
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
thats what the ladies call me...

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions
Truth be told, Pat Burrell really is the perfect compliment to this team
We needed a guy in the middle of the order that takes pitches and give good at bats, even if he strikes out a few times. Just such a refreshing change from the Uribe / Sandoval tandem batting 5th.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Good thing we had garps clutch presence in the 2 hole to get this bitch started.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
the World according to Garp
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, baseball Gods?
You did well. I never wavered. Honest. Really. Truth. mmhumm.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
they never make it easy…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine purple row is rioting over our bullpen somehow keeping it scoreless for 6 innings.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oh yeah

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

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