Beat ChicLAgo Thread 3
by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 9:00 PM PDT
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DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT FP PLAYED BASEBALL LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't believe it
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
DODGER BASEBALL
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK YOU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He better get used to it
or at least get some counseling from Dr. Cain.
Pablo was the one who was pulled?
Probably for the better.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
last out
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I blame all the negativity directed at the team
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
NEEDS MOAR HIRED WIZARD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I blame you and your confidence
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SHUT UP OPTIMISTIC RADIO ADS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Holy shit Burriss is in the game
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Holy shit Burriss is in the game
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Holy shit Burriss is in the game
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Holy shit Burriss is in the game
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Holy shit Burriss is in the game
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Well done, me!
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
how did you even do that?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hit the preview
And clicked ‘post’, and it didn’t post, and then I clicked again… and again.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
This was probably a terrible idea
to actually explain how you did it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Magic Inside.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
This Giants team
More than any Giants team I can remember, this team has the ability to look so impressive at times, I really begin to believe they can maybe go far in the postseason.
Then there are nights like this, when their weaknesses are so plentiful and glaring, I just wonder: “What was I thinking?”.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Sounds like 1997
Win 3-2, Win 4-3, Loss 13-2
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bumgarner throws colvin a change up on a 0-2 count a foot outside
and of course colvin rolls it into left field I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Bad commercials are BADDDDDD
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What’s the law that only allows a team to sub lower tier relievers when behind in a game?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Gödel's incompleteness theorems
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Also
I’m even getting annoyed by the giggly Lincecum Capital Honda ads.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
this kitten represents my anger
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah, yer anger is fairly cute
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SEXIST
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
O/T
Does anyone ever have a problem fast forwarding or rewinding CSN on their DVR?
I am unable to ff or rewind on CSN, but it works fine on every other channel. WTF, seriously?
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Whenever i try to play a video on CSN it always screws up and it replays over and over
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Mine just automatically rewinds to the very beginning or fast forwards to the very end. It makes me CRAZY.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
that would deifnitely piss me off
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
a public service annoucement
its always sunny in philadelpia is on comedy central for the next two hours. has to be better then this
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
And Uribe hits a line drive on the screws RIGHT TO A FUCKING OUTFIELDER
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
I will say
Some of our hitters are in full on retard mode tonite…more so than usual
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
c'mon Travis
taken rake
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
because the previous guy wasn’t throwing me strikes
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 9, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
T!I
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Burriss gonna bunt, right?
Cuz 2 outs man on 2nd is like the best
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
burriss gonna go
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STILL DNW
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
ISH
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
...
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Wait
wut
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WUT
When did this happen?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER HOW WELL BURRISS HITS?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hack n slap
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
like shit
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Forgot Manny was a lefty.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
But Rowand is more painful to watch and negates that advantage
plus he makes a bit more money.
by Rowand's Greatness on Aug 9, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
be useful, Manny
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Burriss here?
Has he done anything to deserve it?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Be an infielder in Fresno.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that's not injured or ineligible due to being sent down on august 2nd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
just like Eli
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Burriss reminds
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Dammit
Burriss reminds me a little of Scott Podsednik. Bad hitter, Sub par defense but good speed.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He looks like he’s swinging underwater.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i should not have come home and immediately turned on KNBR. I should have just picked up a book.
But hey, at least I get to look at Manny Burriss’s hilarious MLB.com picture.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
So did Bummy get BABIP'd?
Or were those hard hit groundballs?
he pitched very well, actually.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
At bat has lasted 6 pitches
I’m already surprised. That might be the best we can hope for.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
except that you could argue it should have lasted only 4 pitches
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
no way they double up Burriss
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
How does Burriss get in his first fucking game when RyRohl (who has been “swinging the bat” a ton better in Fresno, as well as getting on base better) got one AB?
ARGH.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Manny's "good" AAA
.295/.335/.350
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
what the Giants saw
.295
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL BOWKER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
rally dora the explorer world domination conspiracy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WooHoo Frandsen reference
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I would rather have injured, blindfolded Matt Downs take this at bat.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
and that’s his good swing!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Manny finally takes on ball 4.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 9, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t get it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
CAN SOMEONE GET A DAMN HIT WITH RISP
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
productive out
I guess
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
That was a shot down the line.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
nm
just switching helmets to get the right ear flap
Burriss looks(ed) like he’s trying to take leaves he cleaned out of the pool and set them on the deck.
I think people make more of Torres’s platoon split than they ought to.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
They forget he raked as a RHB last year
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
It's scary
that if Torres goes cold we’re absolutely fucked…and he’s 32 and never done this before.
by Rowand's Greatness on Aug 9, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
I know
What’s also scary is that posey, huff, and burrell are the only played on the team with good approaches.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
career: .258/ .320/.455
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
don’t think Torres is coming out.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he's switching helmets
I really hope so, anyway
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
/Matt Cain pinch hits
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He needed a new helmet
Plus he uses different bats, I remember reading somewhere.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
when is it 10 days for Rohlinger?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
august 12 i think
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thursday, I think. He was optioned on the 2nd.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Guillen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
james russell, 9 HRS in 35 INNINGS
COMON TAKE HIM DEEP
ACTIVATE DINGERZ.EXE!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Tie ballgame again
Woot woot
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
ANDRES!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
IMPOSSIBLE
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
TORRES!!!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
FUCKING TORRES
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
OBEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
TORRES!!!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I’ve missed this abject anger, frustration and sadness from MCC.
We don’t do winning well.
Let's bring the...
YESSSS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
TORRES!!!!
Andres!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Torres!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL SORIANO!
First I was like, NO DON’T RUN YOU FUCKER!
Then I remembered who was in LF. Then I was totally ok with it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SEE?!
FUCK SINGLE YEAR PLATOON SPLITS
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
ANDRES FUCKING TORRES!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
What's crazy is
He’s not slow at all.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
UZR actually seems to like him
but from what i’ve seen, he’s absolutely awful. looks like he’s jogging out there (ie the posey double)
he's either the worst good player or the best terrible player in MLB history.
he’s Jermaine Dye with more speed.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
he also has a strong arm.
go figure.
Rodney Dangerfield in a tutu.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
that’s true.
Eugenio is definitely a poor man’s Soriano.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
So, can we try to be a little more positive from this point on?
Our bullpen > their bullpen
we are at home
We have Posey
I like our odds
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Opinion on Madison's start tonight? i'd say it was Pretty OK
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Starting LHP Rick Ankiel
Says Soriano has terrible accuracy
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Stop hacking giants
Signed the Mccoven
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I agree
I wish wilson did that with his slider more.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Soriano gets an ERROR
what a crappy outfielder. period.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
A good number 2 hitter
Would really be a nice addition to this team.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
where did that miss?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Right handed helmet, left handed helmet
Fuck that, Andres brought out the gladiator helmet
Alright game tied, Aubrey Buster Pat due up next inning
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Hmm... not sure who's worse at this point
Sanchez, Pablo or Rent
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Pablo
Sanchez is at least coming off a injury and renteria should have retired 3 years ago.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Wow
I take back what I said.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Pablo
Sanchez is very good on D
Rent still actually gets clutch hits
Pando doesn’t belong in the league
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, this is actually funny
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
RENTERIA IS A PROVEN CLUTCH HITTER HE JUST SEEMS TO ALWAYS HIT IN CLUTCH SITUATIONS!
- Joe morgan
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
DUDE IS 23 YEARS OLD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
err 24 now?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not too old to go to AAA for the first time and get his head straight
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He is not hitting for power. That’s the only thing that really worries me.
I am also not sure who could replace him on a full time basis.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A Uribe - Rent - Sanchez IF would do it
Esp since Sanchez and Panda are hitting pretty terribly, the both of them.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Uribe, Rent are very vulnerable to injury if they play everyday
As we have seen this season.
I feel worse when Sanchez is at bat then I do when Pablo is up.
If Uribe/Rent goes down, we rely on Burriss?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sanchez is hitting the worst of those.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Money down the toilet, Nerds!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t believe anyone thought that had a chance.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Love how the crowd cheers when RENTERIA hits a fly ball to dead center at night in AT&T.
by Rowand's Greatness on Aug 9, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
To be fair, Jon got excited too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
not a grounder to short!
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor John is a bit delusional from the constant offensive ineptitude. He is a HOF though and we love him.
by Rowand's Greatness on Aug 9, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Outliers gonna lie
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres saved mad bum from a Caining
/salute
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
should have scored at least 5
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude at least
shoulda been like 8
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
what the he . . .
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
From a Cubs game last year against the Rockies
As memory serves me, Howry had given up something like a 4 run lead and was giving up HRs left and right.
by Outshined_One on Aug 9, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
is that fan coming after him?
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Ah, here we go, my mistake, it was 2007
Time’s flown.
by Outshined_One on Aug 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s a lot of ski’s for one story.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Posey is a rookie...
Vs walkoff Bob
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Huff is going to HR; you heard it here first.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
STFD X
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Ever since the Pat Burrell game against the Dodgers...
I’ve really been OK with Mota.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
he’s an adequate reliever. Just shouldn’t be the set-up man.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
it's frustrating
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
weird
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
It's a tie in the 7th
w/ too many DPs and LOBs
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Boo ya Mota
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
PINE!
GRAB IT, MEAT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Checking in
3-3? What happen?!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
burris dinger
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HEY A PITCHERS STRIKE!
Mad bum needed some of those in the first inning LOL UMPS.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL MADBUM
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It makes sense that Mota time is smokin' and heady on Grateful Dead night
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Oh God
Bill Walton is playing a kazoo.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Walton
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Good inning Mota
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by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL Twitter
I was just told that Rohlinger is “crap” and the bigger question is not why Burriss is in the game tonight, but why he didn’t get called up sooner.
Evidence of Burriss’ greatness? HE WAS A FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
No, some other fool. I can’t think of anyone who would believe that, but this guy is, like, in love with Burriss. I can’t figure it out.
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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
SMRT
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's the DBAG that said that BS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That's why he is up in my opinon
They gave this kid 1 million dollars to sign….Sabean has to try and protect his investment
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you point out
that Rohlinger’s numbers at Fresno were better than his?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes. I was like, “what does that say about Burriss if a ‘crap’ player has better numbers?”
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He ignored me.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
.295
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, oops! You’re right!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s more:
in 2008 Burriss beat out R Durham for everyday 2B. 2009 he was openingday 2B then sent down & broke his foot He earned his way
In that case, I see how he’s better than RyRohl.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
that is… really not true.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Also, even if those facts were correct, they are meaningless. I just told him to stop responding to me. He loves to say shitty stuff about RyRohl to me, just because he knows I love him.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not understand what he is trying to say.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t remember that first thing happening.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Yeah, I thought that Burriss beat out Frandsen in 2008, and then was injured in 2009.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, that’s wrong, too. But, he never beat out Durham.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure he mostly played SS in 2008, until Durham got traded.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Mota
he would pitch great on Grateful Dead night.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Need runs
It would help if the giants hit the ball where the fielders are not.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
that's not necessary vs the Cubs
witness LF, for example
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
The Cubs are fucking terrible
I am so angry that this game is tied right now
they still have a coule innings to give up a zillion runs
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Huff
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
That was fucking ugly
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Oh Huff
That was bad.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was hoping there would be some Grateful Dead during the stretch
I could see them stretching “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” into a 30 minute jam, with Fire on the Mountain in the middle.
that was bad
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
That wasn't pretty, Aubrey
You’re still awesome though
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
how did he hit that?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
crud
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Not you too, Flem
“I saw Pat in Batting Practice today…”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Flem is stealing Kruk's schtick
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I think you are just anxious to get back in the win column. That series in ATL seemed like forever.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is FP talking about hitting with runners in scoring position when nobody is on base?
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
he doesn’t talk about relevant subjects.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
FP is deathly afraid of silence.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Per PattonOswalt:
“My mom told me if it’s quiet for more than fifteen minutes, then goblins come out of the ground and rape you.”
that's the plot of the movie Labyrinth
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I finally watched The Prestige
And nearly blew my mind when I realized David Bowie was in it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OBP
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Time for JuggerMagicInside
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Seriously though
FUCK
BLAKE
DEWITT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DODGER TAINT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
GO SUCK A FUCK, DEWITT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THE
MOUNTAINS
TURN
BLUE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Coors
Beer for Idiots®
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This reminds me
I finally saw the “COULD BE AN OLD BOYFRIEND” commercial today.
I did not like it.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
WHO IS SEARCHING FOR YOU!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Posey needs to learn from Pat
take a couple walks.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
jesus nate, can’t you ever take a pitch, youre coming off the bench how can you swing at the first pitch? It wasn’t even that good. you tried to pull an outside pitch. Haven’t you been sitting on the bench watching all these other guys? WTF
Umm, he hit a line drive. Don’t see what’s wrong with that.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Aug 9, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
they tell the pinch hitters to hack at the first pitch. travis does it, too.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This DeWitt character is starting to get on my nerves.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
is that janet? or whatever her name was?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD SORIANO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
COULD BE AN OLD BOYFRIEND
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
SorianoTFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Nate is Linden
release this winter please.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
I wish he was in Pittsburgh
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This.
Your poor sig.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I can't irrationally love any more marginal players
I’ll just end up getting hurt
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Pittsburgh is an awesome city
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Instead of Bowker, that is
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
that makes me curious…. maybe Pitt didnt want him? He was already underachieving by then
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Or maybe he fills his role better because he plays defense better than Bowker. And his hitting will come up a little bit.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Aug 9, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
the rest of the reserves are defensive specialist and/or cant hit.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He also did well when he was starting at the beginning of the year, got hurt and slumped, and has never gotten regular time since.
I know he’s probably not starter material, but he’s not an atrocious hitter.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Aug 9, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Indianapolis
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
0 HRs
Good riddance.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
HE HAD HIS CHANCE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I saw him play in Durham this weekend....
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 9, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker
Indy played Durham this weekend…I live in NC
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 9, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Indianapolis
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Romo = Nasty
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shut up FP, Zambrano did not have good stuff
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Cubs announcers were just talking about how ridiculously lucky he was.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
relative to FP’s baseball talents, he did.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
FP: I played baseball, but never thought about it or paid any attention to it.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
damn straight, Dave
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Thank you for swinging at ball four Koyie
by Rowand's Greatness on Aug 9, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys, did you know?
Burriss has 24 stolen bases as a San Francisco giant. Rohlinger has 9 stolen bases in his professional baseball career.
Sorry, I’ll stop harping on this now. I just can’t stand this level of indignant idiocy.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
/can’t steal first base.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
How many season ending injuries does Rohlinger have?
Oh, Manny is beating him there too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK!
Also, Ryan is a AAAA player, at best, and will never get a shot. Last time that guy said that, Ryan got called up.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
pfft
I would like to see him lay down a sac bunt with the skill RyRohl did.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL. I’m not irrational. I don’t think RyRohl is anything but a bench player, but this guy should at least be able to make a rational argument.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The guy is making some of the worst arguments ever…
I know that the organization has more faith in Burriss. I know baseball
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He has some sort of weird irrational love for Burriss that makes him into an idiot.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
there's no bias at all there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
But, having “I know baseball” be your evidence is pretty hilarious, especially when you know nothing about baseball at all.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d just give up, it’s pointless
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I did. There’s no reasoning with someone so irrational.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Why i gave up on my argument with you :P
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No, we agreed to disagree. :)
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re different!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
lol!
If I keep responding, it’s because I don’t want to seem like a coward. But, at some point, it’s just not worth it.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, my comment went missing.
I kept responding, because I didn’t want to seem like a coward. But, at some point, it’s like banging one’s head against a wall.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much
There is not a world right now where Burriss is a better option for the Giants than RyRohl. Burriss just came back from pretty major surgery.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know, which negates any “first round draft pick!” argument, for example.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Want me to start again with Ishi?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
almost exactly the same CS% as Velez.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I’m going to kill the always and forever commercial
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WOW
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
9
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
kinda both. see below.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
if you add up all the LOB for each hitter, it is 19. if you add it up for how many LOB at the end of each inning, it is 9.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh God
I thought Flem said “Taschner”
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Yeah I had to look up the pitcher on Gameday to see if I heard it right.
Plus he was right handed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OBP
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
OBP, ya you know me!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
I think Uribe would have swung at that if it wasnt by him
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
uriBBe
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Burn the pen, Cubbies.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Piniella must be trying to burn off some calories
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
I CAN SEE MY BEER IS COLD
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
THE
MOUNTAINS
TURN
BLUE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO USE MY HANDS
THEY ARE BUSY ELSEWHERE.
NOT MAKING LOVE TO MY GIRLFRIEND, CAUSE I AM AN IDIOT.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FP...he used to play you know
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Player/Manager Bruce Bochy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thank god
Dewitt Borked out of the game.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 9, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Too late. He’s done his damage.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Aug 9, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY WHAT THE FUCK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bunting?
Really?
In our moment of triumph?
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
why is Ishikawa bunting with BURRISS ON DECK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Time for some
MOLEMENTUM
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Why Ish?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
How often does Ishi bunt?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
better than having him strike out
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I'm surprised Rowand isn't PH'ing here
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Mole putting on gloves!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MOLE GETTIN READY!!!!!
.260!!!
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
WHY DID HE BUNT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
only need 1 run i guess
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a waste
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Meh
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL BUNTING FIRST BASEMAN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the saddest part is it was the right call.
by Rowand's Greatness on Aug 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis Bunts
Bork
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
I like this move
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
MADbum
Gifsoup was down, so I experimented with a different way to make gifs. I kinda like it better, even though it takes longer.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Aug 9, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
haha, poor madbum
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nah, I just make a lot of them. So many, that some are bound to be good.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Reciting his grocery list no doubt.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
so our crappy 2b is PHing for our AAA 2b
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
Batting championships create fear
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
pitching around the strike zone
this guy isn’t a fan
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres time
go Andres
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
rally drunk Cat Power
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Pitching around Mole?
This is like IBB Rowand all over again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OBP
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
WHY IS FP
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
/shift-A
Done with the placement test and the game’s still on. Okay, then.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
I think I bombed it. I hope I’m wrong, though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to write a 500 word essay. I bullshitted about 350 words of it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, they did. If it was 500 words on any topic I wanted, I would think I did better.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really, to be honest. It was pretty complex.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
"Do you like me?"
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Was it anything like this topic?
(From the University of Chicago’s admission form two years ago – I think I wrote about the Miracle On Ice)
The short film Powers of Ten begins with an aerial shot of a couple picnicking in a Chicago park. The camera zooms out ten meters. It then zooms out again, but the degree of the zoom has increased by a power of ten; the camera is now 100 meters away. It continues to 1,000 meters, then 10,000, and so on, traveling through the solar system, the galaxy, and eventually to the edge of the known universe. Here the camera rests, allowing us to examine the vast nothingness of the universe, black void punctuated sparsely by galaxies so far away they appear as small stars. The narrator comments, "This emptiness is normal. The richness of our own neighborhood is the exception." Then the camera reverses its journey, zooming in to the picnic, and – in negative powers of ten – to the man’s hand, the cells in his hand, the molecules of DNA within, their atoms, and then the nucleus both "so massive and so small" in the "vast inner space" of the atom. Zoom in and out on a person, place, event, or subject of interest. What becomes clear from far away that you can’t see up close? What intricate structures appear when you move closer? How is the big view related to the small, the emptiness to the richness?
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Holy fuck.
But, no, it was nothing like that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
man, I am glad I turned down the U of C
the ‘almost’ offered me a scholarship, so I ‘almost’ attended.
My response
“tl:dr”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The last four sentences are really all you need to read for the prompt, but apparently they feel like making you read a synopsis of a movie.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
My reaction exactly. I’m just glad I’m done with it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
what happens if you bombed it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Eh, I’m just placed in English 001 and I possibly have to take a writing workshop, which isn’t that bad.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
001?? HAHA
at least you’ll get credit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, yeah. And it satisfies one of my GE requirements, too, so that’s good. It would just mess up the schedule I’ve planned out, but oh, well.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, either way the most important thing is to get credit out of the way
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, exactly.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty much what i've done my entire college life
The times dont matter, just get credits out of the way… although 8 AM’s, SUCK
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think the earliest class I listed was at 9:30 AM, so that’s not that bad.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool, you should be good
for me, i liked to stay up late and hang out, even party a few nights, so the 8 AM was not the greatest idea
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, yeah. I’m usually up late at night doing stupid shit with my friends, so an 8 AM class would be a horrible idea for me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn. I should’ve procrastinated longer.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY SERIOUSLY WHAT THE SHIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i'm gonna have some fucked up dreams tonight because of you
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That. Is. Awesome.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
holy shit
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I should post the real CatDog.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Man
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh Torres.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fail
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Oh no!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
you mean you’re not suppose to groove one on 0-2?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
rally jesus christ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It can camoflauge on the savannah, AND is deadly poisonous!
What more do you want?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AHHHH
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Have we had a walk-off HR this year? I don’t remember one. Last was Panda last year?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t remember a walk=off zook.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Back to
Fuck You, BABIP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cubs OF playing Rent to hit a 160 foot popup
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
money down the hole, Nerds!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
did I mention I wanted Sean Marshall?
because he’s almost good enough to be worth Yeah Joey and Bowkermania
probably a better pitcher than Joey
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
only 11 LOB
no worries, still well below the season high
b
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Hey Edgar
GTFO
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
He already had his hit for the game.
Not his fault the rest of the lineup wasted it.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Thumbs up to Bochy
for not being a slave to the “save situation”
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I think he must be figuring with the heart of the order up in the bottom half, he's goin for it
I am not in favor of this move.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I think Bochy thinks Wilson can pitch 2 innings
On his extended rest.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Wilson, getting closer and closer to coming out shirtless.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Aug 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That would be okay. What would the fine be, though?
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
...uhhh, maybe?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
gift from the ump right there on strike 2
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, that was not really a strike.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL BE PATIENT WITH ZAMBRANO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
throw strikes, meat
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFontenotD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
IS THAT FP ON THE KNBR FEED?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, i just want summer to go away and fall to come
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nothing beats the trees changing color and football... COLLEGE FOOTBALL
MIAMI OHIO vs. FLORIDA!!!!! Week 1!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
(college football sucks)
nothing beats the giants scoring runs – that was July. Not so much in August.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Football> Baseball, just me, sorry… but the runs will come, still early
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Also prolly had something to do with what sports i played as a kid
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
still wrong. but both are awesome. college football<<<<<<<<<NFL though.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
button your shirt, slut!
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
fuck
damn, Buster
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Dammit
Take care of your hand, Buster
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Sit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
STFD, SOME KID
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
StarlinTFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
LOCAL TIEZZZZ
coming up.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
OMG, it’s 10 pm already! I didn’t do anything that I needed to do tonight. Crap.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
same here
this game has been tough to not watch, in a terrible way.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
SHIFT A
just got home from work. Details?
work was probably more fun than this game has been.
by scottishgiants on Aug 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
tied in 9th
1 out to go, then we win it in the bottom
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Zambrano probably could not even draw a picture of the strike zone,
but still shut down the Giants.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I feel like by the end of the year BWEEZ will be wearing his jersey like ace ventura wears 
Hawaiian shirts
Those candles are gonna hurt.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shit, internet was out for the past 2~ish innings..
We didn’t score it looks like
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
His father was my mom’s divorce attorney, he went to Salinas high and Cal Berk.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
not asian enough!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
They rejected my brother, too, in March, which just adds to my dislike.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn’t UC eligible, either.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I only applied to UCLA
They said no. :(
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
/SF joke
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not enough fail beard.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
walk off HR would rule
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They better score quick
Hannah Montana reruns are on in 15 minutes
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/9/1614861/beat-chiclago-4
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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