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by jponry on Aug 9, 2010 8:04 PM PDT
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lol @ magic inside promotions.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
There's Magic Inside...
…your ass.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck You
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
FU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Thsi is not our day
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This is not our century
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently i got here at the wrong time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The “Magic” the how the management of this team can fool the fans into believing they are competent baseball minds.
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on Aug 9, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
THIS!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
JeffFletcherAOL Zambrano is definitely short-arming the ball tonight. Looks like he’s pitching with alligator arms. #cubs
And, yet…
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
giants are definitely getting opportunities tho
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL BOWKER
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
I miss that short-arm swing of his with those short arms of his.
He had short arms.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
.429/.455/.619 in the International League
what a terrible trade that was
by wcw on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
/Bochy calls Steve Irwin to PH
Too Soon?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For anyone interested
The Grateful Dead National Anthem 1993:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH8ObibNCoo
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
no one should swing till 2 strikes
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
It would be nice.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
4 walks already
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone else hear Bochy call Rent "Eggar" on the Bruce Bochy Show?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ironic though, since Bochy's head is soft-boiled.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
can we get some dunstons in here?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Can we please just take 100 straight pitches and walk in a run.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
This
It’s a shame I can’t just have amy G muted at all times in my direct tv options.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
auBBrey
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Gentlemen, please!
No one’s getting fucked until I do.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
So we have to wait ’til when? ;-)
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Hey, it’s been twenty-five years. I can’t be that much longer, right?
/weeps openly
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
You're due!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that confused me as well
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking of it with the same meaning, implying she’s done with Timmy.
by kingofthacove on Aug 9, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave it to some chick to break up with a guy by sign at a ball game.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
imagine if we had traded for Werth and Fielder
with Huff in the middle of the lineup and probably just Timmy and Cain in the rotation…
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
OF FUCKING COURSE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WTF?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
dude
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
wow
I’m done with this. The universe truly hates us today.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Giants think it's June again.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
It seems like all of the close calls are in the Cubs’ favor.
It’s pissing me off.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Fuck
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I have never seen such one way luck in a game.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I fucking hate this game.
I fucking hate Blake DeWitt that ex-Dodger scum. Fuck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
RAGE
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
Maybe I should just go take that placement test I was supposed to take this morning. It seems a lot better than this game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea… i dunno if that’s a good idea while raging
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Meh, I’m only raging at the Giants. I figure if I ignore them, the rage will go away.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
listen to some soothing music and ACE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PLACEMENT EXAM
actually, don’t do that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, why not?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I cheated on my placement exam for spanish, got into a 300 level class, so i had to actually tell the school that i cheated on it to get into a 200 level spanish class
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ah, I see. I’m basically just trying to get out of an English workshop.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
oh well, fucking ACE THAT SHIT, CHOP
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I FUCKING WILL.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a fucking lie if i’ve ever heard one, i’ve never tested well
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ah. that’s trouble, since then they’ll catch the little fib.
by wcw on Aug 9, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
luckily that's not all what college is about
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Thank goodness.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
This is so frustrating.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I can't do this anymore. I can't
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast.
Is this some kind of cosmic revenge for releasing Wellemeyer back into the wild?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
With the way our luck is going this game wellemeyer will sign with the padres and pitch to a 1.50 era the rest of the season as their spot starter and long man.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
like kevin correia!
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast.
Seriously - 8 baserunners, how many hard hit balls?
and we can’t do anything?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
well, whatever happened on that play, glad i missed it
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 9, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
This is just not our fucking week.
We’ll be lucky to get a split this series with this shitty ass luck going. And probably lose 2 out of 3 to the Pads and be 5 out by the end of the week, 3 back in wildcard.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Does any one actually believe he can throw 3 strikes in a 7 pitch sequence?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Giants Logic
No, they do not, and they do not want to let one of those strikes get by them so they must swing at EVERYTHING
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah. No.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BRING BACK WALTON
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
John Boy?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I really loath that one.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I was definitely expecting Flem to say “NOOOOT IN TIME!” on that one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rent!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I'M A MAN I'M 40
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And he has an 80 pitch limit?
4 innings out of their pen should be nice.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
that was not a pretty out
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
My scorebook disagrees.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
they all look the same in the scorebook.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
That might have been easier for Pablo
But good play Rent
he shied away
I’m guessing the error is messing with him.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
The A's just hit into a triple play LOL
WOW LOL GIANTS LIKE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
the Giants would hit into history's first quadruple play
by wcw on Aug 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Rowand's talents know no low's
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
a strikeout swinging, reach on error, thrown out on the bases, plus two force outs
make it happen, Bochy!
by wcw on Aug 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
my cat is fat, and doesn’t move much.
I call her Edgardo.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
he doesnt look like he's likin it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Crap. It's after ten. I need to retire for the evening.
Make sure you guys win this one for me.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Night!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LION CUB
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good inning
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
yeah the giants are the team to beat ’cause everyone beats them :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The FO should fire Lou Seal and hire a guy in a Red-Headed Stepchild suit.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see this
LOL ALL OF YOU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this beer is going quickly
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Do go on…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a combination of the beer’s deliciousness and the Giants’ misfortune.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I meant what kind of beer?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
by the way, went to the brewery for lunch last saturday... AWESOME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Bellhaven
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Bevmo
It’s pretty awesome.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
still have yet to go there for alcohol
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
there can be no good reason for that.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
great point... i need to find where the closest bevmo here in Aptos
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Still have not tried. Is it only sold in tall cans?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe they have a bottled version as well.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
LOL Giants with 1 hit against Zambrano.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Fuck this ump's zone
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
WTF are some of these strikes
And how did MadBum not get the closer one against Ramirez.
The Bat!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
God I love you Pat Burrell
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
PAT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
THE BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Wake up Call!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Bat, The
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
2Burrell
Thank fucking God!!!
MAD RUNZ!!!!!!!!!!! DIARRHEA TIME!!!!!!!! MAD RUNZ!!!!!!!!!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 9, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
That's a start.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pat!
The only one who can hit anything.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
i don’t give a shit about productive outs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Productive?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Risky Pat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
GRRRRRRRRRR
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Good thing Pat hit a double
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Productive
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STIO HITTING IT TO THE SHORTSTOP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I dunno what happened there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey lets hack against a moron who has no control!!!
This team does not fucking make sense.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Very low team IQ
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
2 run homer to tie
/Bill Walton
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Whatever you do...Do not look at the pitch Pablo swung at on Gameday
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 9, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
It’s like he always expects he’s going to get a fastball right down the pipe.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The giants need to lock themselves in a film room on the next off day and watch red sox and yankee games until they can’t take it anymore.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Once a game, the Giants need to give Pablo the take sign until 2 strikes. Guarantee it turns into a walk. They never throw him strikes.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Why would they?
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Good point.
Once teams catch on, Pablo will start getting normal pitches to hit.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
DON'T SWING AT THAT!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Don't even think about swinging at that shit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Currently browsing StubHub for tickets to Thursday's game.
Prices are higher than normal for a weekday game =(
This game is swinging at a snail’s pace.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
moving, swinging
Both are true.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shift-A
The Giants’ lack of offense is maddening.
Also, I’m kind of getting mad at Pablo now. I’ve been holding off, but the guy needs an off-day or something.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
OBP
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
uriBBe
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah, this is totally happening.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok - bets on the GIDP?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
get a hit, dude
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
shit, flyball would be nice
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Instead of those panda hats, people could just wear a fake pile of shit strapped to their heads, it would be a more realistic tribute.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
New Giants promotion
Orange and Black Paper Bags!
It’s Magic Inside!
Torres has more power than this bengie clone.
Sorry that’s not fair to Bengie.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
WHY SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MUST HACK
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP SWINGING AT CRAP
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DAMMIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Ishi.
Only one out, don’t swing like there’s two.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
GODDAMNIT ISHIKAWA
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Dammit Ish
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
MAKE HIM THROW A FUCKING STRIKE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Hey!
At least they can’t GIDP now!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ugh
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
The first two could have been called balls. the third, definitely
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
STOP SWINGING AT THE CRAP HE IS LOBBING AT YOU!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK THIS SHIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Fail
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
not one fucking strike
swung at all balls when this guy can’t throw one fucking strike
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
GEEZ LEARN HOW TO TAKE A GOD DAMN PITCH
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
FUCK THIS DUMB TEAM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
HAHAHA, opportunity after opportunity, and NOTHING
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m done with the Travis Ishikawa experiment, thanks.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
FPOM?
FPOM.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dammit Giants
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
I hate this team
I mean it. They do the same goddamn crap – did Ishikawa learn nothing?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The Giants Way
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
How did they suddenly get so bad?
I’m seriously asking. How did they go from being semi-productive to TOTAL FAIL?
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I dunno, but if we're going to lose, I kinda hope they get blown out
and be completely embarrassed. Hit Rock bottom then start the ascend.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
that's happened before has it not?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Something!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll even take a Pablo and Uribe dougout fight
Something to show some fucking life and god damn fire.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
dugout, whatever. Bleh.
too angry right now
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
You’re right, though. They don’t really seem like they care that much. It’s frustrating.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Too many inconsistent hitters
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
It's like they are not watching their own at bats.
Zambrano has not seen the strikezone since 2009. But they go up there like they must get on the first pitch.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just sayin'
Travis Ishikawa since the ASB: .216/.273/.353
Aaron Rowand since the ASB: .310/.408/.381
Travis should not be starting over Rowand.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
8th hole walks
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Travis bats 8th too...
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I’m pretty sure that TI’s true isolated OBP is about .4 to .6
I’m as sure that Rowand’s is much, much lower than 1.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
6 walks no runs 6 walks no runs 6 walks no runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
6 walks is puzzling.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Somewhere
Dunston is sitting in chair in a dark room, smiling.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why is this commercial in Spanish??? I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Learn Spanish
It’s actually a easy language to learn.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I took 9 years of French and still barely know the basics. I have a feeling that I’m not very good at languages.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
c'est difficile
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
oauis. c'est trop difficile pour moi
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
tabaranac! il est mon mot favorite!
aussi, pourquoi etes-vous une pizza de fromage?
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I've always enjoyed speaking French
But learning to write it is/was impossible for me. I can’t handle that many tenses.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Complete opposite for me – I can write and read it okay, but speaking it is impossible, and understanding it when someone speaks it is extremely hard. Like, I was in Paris last winter, and the RER broke down so they made an announcement. The only words I could understand were “February” and “door.”
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Haha
I pick up every third word and try to build with context clues.
I love France though, and the French. Language is beautiful just to listen to. If I was a billionaire bon vivant, I’d have a flat in downtown paris and sit in cafes for hours upon hours.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Paris is nice
my brother lives there now. I should visit again.
by wcw on Aug 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You should visit
as often as possible.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I like Disneyland Paris. Lots of English-speakers there, since so many Brits go there on holiday.
But I fail at picking up most words. I mean, I sometimes have trouble understanding what people are saying in English, so French is like ZOMG IMPOSSIBLE.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
eh
I thought that about myself until I went to another country to learn.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
sounds pretentious
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
3-41 w/ RISP
.073%
Hey, we got Javier Lopez and Ramon Ramierez though!
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
i don’t see how those two things are connected
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 9, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine how many runs the giants would have if they had not swung at a pitch all game until they had 2 strikes.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The hitting coach must puke a little in his mouth after every at bat
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
It’d be nice if he went into a fit of rage like he did against mark wegner and yell at the team not to fucking swing until they have 2 strikes.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Weren't you, like, JUST complaining about Andres swinging WITH two strikes
Make up your fucking mind, dude.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
93 mph?
I would really like Bumgarner to find his velocity again
It's funny
93 makes me so happy now, with the reports that he was in the high 80’s last year.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I think he has a fastball that moves a little more and goes a little slower, that he uses on occasion.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Did Amy G say "Vay-lez"?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Alright, I'm out.
I don’t think I could listen to any more of this and I should probably do something productive (like my placement exam).
Later, y’all.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HAVE FUN!!
thank god i dont have to do any more of these things
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
haha. lucky.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 9, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ace that sucka!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Hey look
a cubs ground ball babip hit!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL, 2 hits.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
..
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Basicially madison, you're fucked"
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
“Want to watch the Lake House later?”
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny you say that, I have this too.
I should update it apparently. MadBum would probably like 1 or 2 runs right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL. Yes, that’s the one I was thinking of.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Fresh corn on the cob and butternut squash soup
much better than this game
shit you have no idea how much i wanna go but of course it’s on a fucking weeknight
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m already cringing at the ticket prices. Think it will be over or under $60?
by Into the Void on Aug 9, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
w/ Ticketmaster fees? Probably over :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No matter what it's hard to pass up seeing Nick Cave here:
by Into the Void on Aug 9, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw Nick Cave at the Warfield way back when
the Good Son tour, maybe. it was like seeing Elvis. whew.
by wcw on Aug 9, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
among the better live artists I've seen
me, I’d have killed to have seen the Birthday Party around ‘Release the Bats,’ but I saw my share
by wcw on Aug 9, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I didn’t know you did drugs
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He looked great in july but he’s been horrific since that torrid month.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It didn’t help that lou pinella pulled a bork and told him to be a gamer and deal with the thumb injury and not go on the DL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Cute dogs to lift the broadcast
Always a winner
STEREO!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff has found Randy Winn’s annotated leather bound guide to RF positioning at AT&T park.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
after poor Nate tried his damnedest to hide it.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He is still in Richmond.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LETS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS!
Ron santos supports this message.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
We will score this inning
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
oh... well that'll never happen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Someone has to be positive tonight
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
All the hitters should go up to bat wearing a straightjacket this inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Now you take pitches Torres
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
WAY TO NOT SWING!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
taking pitches from a wild pitcher
what a novel concept.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
GIDP
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Baseball God
I know you don’t always punish the wicked, but are you seriously going to let Carlos Zambrano just spit in your face like that and walk 2834728347234 ppl without giving up runs?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Cubs Bullpen:
SHIT, they stopped swinging, get someone up now!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the jig is up
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
diamonds are forever on encore
better than watching this team get shutout again
I prefer
Live and Let Die
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I am reading the book right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
koyie hill can’t hit, so I would assume he has a good arm.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Shift-eh...
this game is ass.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 9, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Once again..CAN WE GET SOME DUNSTONS IN HERE, PLEASE!!!
Natto?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
double play coming soon
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
runs coming very soon
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
YAY NOT DOUBLE PLAY
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
He tried pretty hard.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
RENT
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Rent!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Finally we get one through.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THE BABIP HAS TURNED, BABY
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Edgar immediately apologizes for failing to GIDP.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
That is such an Edgar hit....3 ft from being a DP
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 9, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
3-run grand slam.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, Kuip. Burriss is an afterthought.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Edgar renteria is an after thought
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Is it really a changeup if the diff in speed is only 2?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
jeez.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
LOL 1:1 ball to strike ratio
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
MadBum has pitched circles around Zambrano.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Yeah, fuck you ALL!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
to hell with you baseball gods
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
by Docter419 on Aug 9, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Edgar was toast.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
can we not line it at someone please
Giants baseball, torture!
That could have been worse.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 9, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
geez what the hell?
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
If someone on this lineup could hit one out
That might defeat the babip monster
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
No more opposite field Buster
Stay away from the 2nd base suckitude
Make him throw you a strike.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
has buster hit a ball to left field in the past two weeks?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 9, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
entire year?
I know he has 2 homers to left
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
just launch it, Buster.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
this would be the time to not be havin it
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
BUSTER!!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
GERALD!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
BUSTER!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR POSEYY
Giants baseball, torture!
THAT WILL HAVE TO DO, I SUPPOSE
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
only a Ground Rule Double
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUSTIFIED!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
AIN'T HAVIN' IT!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Baseball gods see Buster's double and decide to make it bounce into the bleachers.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Fuck them!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER!!!!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
he was taking a weird, slow, Giraffe-like lope towards it.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
That ball stays in the park, Rent scores easily.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yey!
thank god for Alfonso Soriano!
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Buster Posey is better than you
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
WOOO
I cannot believe that ball fell. Those balls haven’t fallen in a week.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
I GOTTA BUSTIFY
COME UP IN THIS SPOT LOOKIN EXTRA FLY
TILL THE DAY I DIE
GONNA BUSTIFY
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Buster was finally just like, “Fuck it.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
neither LF in this game would have caught that
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Alfonso Soriano
Rodney Dangerfield in a tutu
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Bat one, Pat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
DONT SWING AT THAT SHIT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So... 1 more run this inning or 0?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
situational my ass
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
LOL Z
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
NICE
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOL CUBS
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
LOLOL ZAMBRANO CONTROL
Giants baseball, torture!
WILD PITCH RUN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CARLOLOS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
OFFENSE!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
THE GIANTS WAY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
TIE!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Annnnnnd here comes the Carlo Zambrano trademarked meltdown
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Wild pitch is wild
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Dammit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dammit Pat
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Patience, Pablo.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh
A fly ball – no no. That’s when we strike out.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh Pat
It’s OK. You’re still the best hitter on this team right now.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Aubrey Huff says
“I FUCKING LOVE TRANSFORMERS!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Microsplits, but
Pat Burrell, August: .350/.462/.650
Aubrey Huff, August: .222/.323/.370
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Pat the Whiff
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
And you were all concerned.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don’t get why my dad thinks he needs to give me updates of every play
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t get why my dad….
Fill in the blank.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How did you know?!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOOO BLACKHAWKS SUCK
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Carlos today reminds me of our old pal Denny Bautista
Throwing a slew of balls but somehow not getting killed by it on the scoreboard
I do not think Zambrano has thrown a changeup in the zone all day.
Or Year.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BLACKHAWK FAN! >:0
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
5 IP, 4 H, 7 BB
TWO RUNS
11 baserunners in 5 innings and only 2 runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Giants baseball - torture
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
/haz a sad
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah…
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Pandatarded
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
WTF Pablo?
What the hell are you swinging at ? I’m starting to believe he needs to sit now – that was beyond ridiculous.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
z
Would it be a safe bet to sat that Pablo has broken the most bats on the team?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Please send pablo to AAA. he is NOT a MLB player right now.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
This probably isn’t going to happen.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
harpoon ball
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
How 'bout don't swing at that?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Jeez Pablo
That pitch was at his ankles
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
i thought we saw him hit pitches like those for homers last year
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HE CANNOT
He is absolutely unable to lay off that pitch.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Panda is more worthless than tits on a tomcat.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Thank you Baseball Gods
My faith in you have been restored. I will now offer my weekly sacrifice as scheduled.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
At this point, Panda genuinely looks awful
I really do wonder if he needs some time off. Not that any middle infielder on this team looks good right now.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
scratch that - infielder
Huff excluded.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BUSTER BLASPHEME
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Buster is above "playing"
he transcends.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
its always sunny in philadelpia is coming up at 9
channel change may be in order
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
I'm telling you, the shit hat would be a huge success!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
jesus chris Pablo is a mess tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Tonight, the whole year, you say tomato........
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
mess is generous
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I know, even the most basic baseball skills seem beyond him.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
this season, but especially since his trip to Venezuala
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
WALTON APPROVES THIS OFFENSE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Walton just blazed a fatty.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Dad didn't like him back in the day
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Make a throw, Pablo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
TELL YO MOM, TO GTFO
actually dont do that, that’s not very nice
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Because Flem is on TV now.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Flem came to TV so Kuip could go home.
Kuip is sick.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FORMER MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Personal space violation, Flem.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fuck Blake Dewitt seriously
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hate him SO MUCH.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 9, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS FP THERE WHY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Listen to Flem and Kruk
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
So is Jon alone on radio
or does he have to suffer through FP?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Funny.
Just spent a spell with my great aunt. She’s out of Atlanta and suffered from the flu while we were together.
Oh shit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Kuip to the DL
FP has been called up.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
INTERFERENCE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Serious bullshit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hitter has to move, ump!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How is that not batters interference?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
It wasn’t obvious that the batter was standing on the plate?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I find that call doesn’t get made unless the batter steps on the catcher’s face
by wcw on Aug 9, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
stepping on the plate is okay if it is in the normal followthru, and it is for most hitters.
the catcher doesn’t have a right to come out across the plate. The only way they ever call it is if there is actual contact, and often not even then, if the catcher initiates it.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Just realized...
Another Giants Way classic:
Giants are giving the lead right back now, aren’t they?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Alright, Ump. Fuck yourself.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That was interference.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Holy shit this umpire
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Does Jon even need someone in there with him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
who would talk about getting laid/FP’s playing career?
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Cubs have a short bench
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 9, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
he hit .337/.337/.554 in 2008
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
This umpire needs to clean his fuqin contact lenses.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Is the universe out to get us?
Seriously?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Sigh
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Worse to have in the booth with Miller
F.P. or Steve Phillips?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
FP
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Damn
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
This
Here comes the dead birds.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
why would bumgarner hang zambrano a slider?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
not usually a purpose pitch
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
"Came to life" is generous Flem
Sputtered into luck is more accurate.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wow
This game is the unluckiest game.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
My hate for the cubs grows by the second.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Me to
But the scrubs drive me insane due to having a 148 million dollar payroll and being an embarrassment to the league.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Man, I haven't been paying attention
Colvin has 17 home runs?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
LOL Range
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Oh what the barf.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fuck
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 9, 2010 8:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FUCK MY LIFE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
oh my god
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
It would be nice to have a shortstop that has range.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Oh. My. Gosh.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
EVERYBODY DRINK!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
another 0-2 hit.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
oh boy Burriss is coming in to the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he actually could.
not to say that i’m against that, but people may forget how unfathomably bad he was last year
yeah, he totally could.
We would be shitting ourselves with joy if he put up renteria’s current line.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Why take out MadBum?
He’s pitching well. It’s all fucking BABIP luck
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not talking another hitter
Just let him finish the inning. If his arm is so fragile that another 5 pitches are going to hurt him, it’s inevitably going to happen anyway.
Bochy said before the game
He would look to limit him so he does not work so much over the season and can still be available later in the year.
Or something.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Madison having a similar reaction in his glove
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Wow you can hear the FUCKS from across the field
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Madbum audibly swearing
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
i feel horrible for bumgarner
not only did he get babip’d but he had to pitch thru a pablo error and some SHIT umpiring
I’ll bet I can drink an entire bottle of whiskey.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Get a shot glass and do a count here as the game progresses. Let’s see how it goes.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ummm.... whatever, go for it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
the bottle deserves better than that
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
New thread please?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
wow
how did this thread get 1000 comments so quickly?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
FUCK
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
FUCK
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
AND HERE COME THE PRETZELS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Aubrey Huff is going to hit a home run or strangle someone
I say this as a student of human nature and of the body language of water buffalos
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
nope, i heard him yell FUCKING SHIT into his glove, followed by some more fucks and shits
by ldv on Aug 9, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard it from here. we’re 1.5 miles as the crow flies.
by wcw on Aug 9, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/9/1614801/beat-chiclago-thread-3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is identical to the series we played against the cubs last year in September that basically ended our season FUCK THE CUBS FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
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