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Post-game thread: Giants dominate Braves for 11 innings

It would have been easy to do a three-word post-game after the eighth inning: "Oh, those Giants." As if the newly league-average offense was slowly reverting to its awful, putrid form.

But this isn’t the same Giants club that would roll into Milwaukee or Pittsburgh and get shut down by Rick Rangelburk or Range Rickelburk or something like that, winner of the Pacific Coast League’s "Best Sportsmanship Award," seven years running. This Giants team will get shut down by a pitcher like that only every other time. It’s a new era. Against legitimate pitching, both in the rotation and the bullpen? Yeeesh. It’s hard to imagine this team going against three top-flight pitching staffs in the playoffs and coming away with a championship. So as Tommy Hanson shut down the lineup inning after inning, it was like, well, yeah, that’s what a really good pitcher will do.

Then the Giants got a bunch of baserunners. And I’m not sure how. There were a couple of walks, an error or two, some sac flies, I think there were two or three catcher’s interference calls...heck, let’s take a look at the win expectancy chart from FanGraphs :

 

Confidence game. This was a confidence game. If they can win a game like this, they can win any game in which every single pitcher pitches beautifully. That’s all we ask.

Also, Barry Zito is good now. It was much better for him to start wretched and ease into good rather than start good and devolve into wretched. It’s all so clear now.

 

I have no idea how they won that.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all coming together now.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a saint.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes off glasses

My. God.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll wear all sorts of things when I’m drinking.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for Lars

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

beer goggles?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Us old folk refer to them as spectacles.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

glad i dont party with the elderly's

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monocle?

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a top hat!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a cane?

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. It is multipurpose.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like your zucchini?

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bake or sautee.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your zucchini is jealous

Yes.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will never not be hilarious.

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I put on my Robe and Wizard Hat...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

mead spectacles?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m wearing hard-cider spectacles right now.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAAAHHHHHh!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That usually gets you anything you want

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I’m rec-ing this whole thread for yours and jponry’s comments

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Brown would be proud. He just would take 500 pages to express it.

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

In that case, he’s worth his contract.

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by mymclife on Aug 6, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sailor mars looks disgusted

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sailor black hair just looks angry

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's mars

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares what planet and/or moon they're from ....

they’re all fucking hot. :)

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

stay classy

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 6, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always!

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh lord

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a problem here

i cant stop watching it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry ...

I hope you don’t mind, but that is going into my favorite quotes of all-time file.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by Yoyo on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it that someone said this non-facetiously?

Thing C

by markdash on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did not deserve this game but I'll take it

The Giants don’t luck their way into too many wins. It is good to get one of these types of games every once in a while.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I read “luck” wrong and it still made sense.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was like, what? The Giants don’t tuck their way into many wins.

by diffra on Aug 6, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They deserved it as much as the Choppin’ Braves. Might was well take advantage of the bounce our way.

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by can of corn on Aug 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGH

I hate the chop so much!

(Not to be confused with Walkoff Baltimore Chop, who I love.)

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Tomahawk Chop and the Indians logo

The two most insulting things in baseball

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by hairball on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wahoo definitely. But most other things (the chop, the Florida State Seminole, etc.) tend to offend white people more than the Natives.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The name is just as insulting as the logo. Chief Wahoo?

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

FSU fan here: the FSU band, the "Chiefs", have for a long time played a slow battle cry titled "Massacre"

Then in the early 80’s, some drunk college students attempted to sing it. Their version of the chant caught on throughout the stadium, and it wasn’t long before somebody in the band made an arrangement out of it, and the rest is history. The Braves liked it too, and to my knowledge they still pay the Chiefs composer and/or FSU royalty fees.

Much to the NCAA’s politically correct chagrin, the Seminole tribe gets along well with FSU. Probably has to do with the paycheck and scholarships that FSU sends to the tribe, though they do a good job of positive publicity on campus too.

by stevib on Aug 7, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Being called a dillweed by other fans is pretty insulting.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

More insulting that dillweed is considered the pinnacle of their insults. Dumb twats.

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they can’t say mean things, it’s in their rules or something.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone see the MLB section in the Museum of Natural History 5-6 years ago? They took the the Indians logo and switched it to similar representations of other races (black, latino, asian). Horrifying. I don’t know how they can keep it. If it looked like any of the others they would have changed it YEARS AGO.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

they still have that drunk Irishman on the Celtics logo.

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by DrStankus on Aug 6, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I really think it’s time to dispense with all ethnic mascots/logos.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 7, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree 100% on Tomahawk Chop

My friends and I used to comment frequently on how insulting it is to reduce a race to monotonous arm waving and low-pitched droning.

It’s really rather ridiculous and I hope one day the Braves organization will think of a better cheer and encourage their fans to drop that antic.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Aug 7, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don Sutton really fucking hates the Giants.

That’s the only thing I hear in their broadcasts.

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good, because Don Sutton doesn’t do the games anymore.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their broadcasting is so LAME

I take back some of the stuff I said about Scully, at least you know what’s happening when he’s on, these people, I don’t even know. It was so boring. At least Scully is boring but recognizable. I had no idea what was happening a couple of innings. I’m just dumbfounded by it.

by fracon on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then who the hell have I been listening to? Ernie Johnson and whoever’s talking in my head?

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Simpson.

I did like the Tom Glavine interview.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night, Ernie Johnson was singing Lincecum’s praises, listing all of his accomplishments, and as soon as he’s done, there’s a beat, and Simpson goes on to “Got arrested for marijuana possession. Charged. Good way to follow up winning the Cy Young.” I think he hates the Giants, Bonds, etc. I don’t think he’s wrong in hating them or even expressing that hate. I just want him to choke on his words every so often. Like tonight!

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

As if anyone really cares that he got caught with weed

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do

I liked him even more.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are both so high in this picture ....

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 7, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Like Willie and Orlando Cepeda never sparked one…

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 7, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course they did this is the bay area

Just like ricky henderson and his A’s lighting joints like candles.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

we gave them both

remember edgar renteria’s brilliant, late game home run to tie the game earlier this year at AT&T. The giants won that game.

by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on Aug 7, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell did that happen?

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It was the magic inside!

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by can of corn on Aug 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 GB

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Lame USB drive, great position to be in standings-wise!

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a 64 MB around here somewhere

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by DrStankus on Aug 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never in doubt.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the dodgers

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Someone needs to remake the 'I believe in John Bowker' poster

For Pat Burrell.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrellmania

For years, we knew he’d be a Giant. It was written.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should read: Pat Burrell,

your about to have sex with him.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Burrell was the only Giant position player to show up tonight.

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by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Andres did, for an inning

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I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an “I believe in Ryan Garko” poster that I can probably remake.

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by mymclife on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still believe in Garko =(

Would have been useful to have around.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garko in 2010

.243/.332/.413 in AAA

Weird. Maybe he peaked early?

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by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Roids? So strange.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have preferred him rather than Huff.

/oof

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was mixed on the issue

I certainly would have been down with a platoon.

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I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got into so many extended arguments that a Garko/Ishikawa platoon > Huff

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said that too

In the Huff predictions thread I compared Huff’s potential output to Jesus Guzman’s…

I wuz wrong

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by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 9:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think I predicted like

.270/.335/.465

And I would have been pretty happy with that.

Loves me some Aubrey. Sabes, load 2/12VeteranContract.doc and git r done.

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just couldn’t get over the wastefulness of trading for him and then discarding him, after already letting him sit and collect dust.

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most did I think.

I wanted Johnson and LaRoche, but Johnson’s hurt and LaRoche is…not Huff.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaRoche is also really boring. Can you imagine not having the LOL that is Huff on this team??

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t. It was so unexpected too, since I didn’t really know anything about him.

And I also hate LaRoche’s batting stance.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kind of aggravated for a bit since he turned us down, but now I find it hard to be mad at a guy stuck playing in Arizona

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He definitely looks like an idiot now.

Less money, shitty team.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

He just needs to put up offensive numbers that will result in a big payday next year. That was the whole point of going to AZ.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 7, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think love fests over Johnson have to end now. No good walking all the time if you really are never going to play.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never know what would have happened

But hey, Huffs 2010 is better than Johnson’s ever would have been. Kudos to Sabes for having a good plan C I guess.

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than good. Huff is awesome. Love that guy.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in that line.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like one fluky year. He was pretty meh in AAA for two years (ages 24-25) before being called up. One pretty good year in the majors, then back to meh.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a league average hitter in 2008 and 2009, as well as having been good for a third of a season in 2006. I really don’t see how you can say this isn’t, at the very least, a surprising dropoff.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it is. But the fact that he was actually good for a year is the weird thing. He did not have the minor league record of a major league player.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But bad things happen when you believe in somebody with a poster. John Bowker. Ryan Garko. Harvey Dent.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Bruce Wayne was on to something.

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing is wrong with Harvey Dent. The world screwed him over

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Lance Niekro’s “I Want To Believe” poster.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 7, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big difference though

We made those posters for John and Garko before they had ever produced with the Giants… Burrell has.

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by GiantPain on Aug 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s always been a second half pitcher. This year he finally had a good first half as well.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

2nd half of contract pitcher

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

This game was hilarious. Hilarious as in, I laughed when the Giants scored runs. They should not have won. I like it when they win games they shouldn’t have won.

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by mymclife on Aug 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

And yesterday they probably should’ve won, so the Baseball Gods insure the game stream’s integrity.

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

they took out an insurance policy on the game stream’s integrity?

Thing C

by markdash on Aug 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the innings we scored

1 hit, and we scored on a groundball, error and sac fly.

DOMINATION

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Burrell/Huff BFF subplot.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too. I figured Burrell would hang with his Philly teammate Rowand when he came here, but I guess he wanted to hang with a good player.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think there’s still a pretty good Burrell/Rowand bromance going on.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand had him do the curtain call last Saturday.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, after a pretty big bear hug.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, the hearts are multiplying. I love it!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was feeling bad for Zito, so I needed to give him some extra love. It worked!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm . . . makes sense. Maybe you should put some more in there so this team could get him an actual win, dammit.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like this?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! LOVE IT!!!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I LOVE ZITO!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go back and forth, but I have to say I more like him than dislike him. And he did give me my new sig, so there’s something.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go back and forth

TWSS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. This is how you stay awake to make your 2 a.m. conference calls, isn’t it?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to be so useless!

I slept about 30 minutes today

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor punkin’! You seem really awake right now, too.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah =/

Not sleepy at all.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( Can you sleep after the conference call?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t have to start working tomorrow until 5pm.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are some crazy hours.

I’m getting my nails done tomorrow and… that’s it.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

5pm until about midnight. Typical fallout coverage all next week.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me about it

It only gets like this a couple times a year. I can slack most of the time.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fallout: New Vegas?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeesh. Don’t worry, you’ll be fine, as long as you don’t yell out “that’s what she said” in your delirium.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just may start UNFing

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Lars, it is time to run your db conversion script"

/kicks off the script

Lars: “UNF UNF UNF”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“YOUR ZUCCHINI IS JEALOUS!”

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that sig is damn awesome.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sure that this is why MCC folks were jazzed about the Prop 8 ruling the other day

by justhangin on Aug 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subjecting lining, but this is fitting for tonight:

Especially cuz I just spent too long finding a new image host. :p

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, tinypic, imageshack, and photobucket are my three favorite hosts for gifs.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic, Mr. Natto ....

Truly and beautifully epic.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This too

But not as much as yours…


Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 6, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

. . . awul obu duh wooooooorld.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never mock...

the soulful croonings of Mr. Brook Benton!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listened to his country album over and over and over.

Still do.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't know he had a country album

That’s versatility. All I know are his two duets with Dinah Washington, “It’s Just a Matter of Time” and “Rainy Night in Georgia”.

Sad, that he died so young.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 7, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito pushed his K/BB over 2 tonight!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t get how he can get this many swing throughs.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

87 – 69 > 97 – 91 ?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Glavine effect.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching is first and foremost about fooling the batter. Having a good fastball helps a lot, but good stuff can be just as effective.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throws as hard as Lincecum tonight.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because Zito bunts a lot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Then again he had like 85 swings in the 2nd inning.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he's dropping that curve in the corner of the zone

I think it gets in hitters heads.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the Jones error. Was it really bad?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

loltastic

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just seemed rushed. It was a back-hand.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it hit hard or was it a chopper? In between hop?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seemed more like a short-hop, it was really shocking to see him miss that.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a big hop and Jones couldn’t decide if he wanted to wait back on it or charge. So he kinda tried to do both and it resulted in the ball going under his glove.

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by norcalnick on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup...it got to him between hops

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like non-heart attack Brian WIlson

by dtf94 on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah no-nonsense Brian is cool

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL-WRITTEN ENOUGH FOR YOU, COOKYJERK?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You wrote something? I skipped to the comments for once.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I thought his name is Cooky--

OOOOHHH-HO-HO-HO!!!! GRANT!!! No way!!! No. Way!!!!

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cooky went to the bar. He’ll be back.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A couple of drinks on the house and he said tell you who you are if you nail me to my car.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

boy thanks for hesitating

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most underrated Bowie song ever. Fripp’s guitar is insane.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude yeah

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the lyrics are…interesting?

OK, the lyrics are crap, but it’s still a great song.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not my favorite Bowie album. I’m a boring Ziggy guy.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not mine either. I skip the German instrumental crap, and there are a couple of other mediocre songs there, but I love Joe the Lion, “Heroes”, and Blackout.

Ziggy Stardust is definitely better, and Hunky Dory is better than both.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever heard Heroes in German?

It is awesome.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Can’t Buy Me Love in German?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that is really awesome. I think I might listen to it now.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only have Komm Gib Mir Deine Hand and Sie Liebt Dich!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listening to Sie Liebt Dich now.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

JA JA JA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

I mean She Loves You.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is better

Seriously

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not. But it’s definitely good.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is!

SO THERE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it's good!

But seriously, I could listen to Sie Liebt Dich 10 times in a row.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also love the English lyrics, so maybe I’m biased.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The anguish in his voice fits better in German

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowie is pretty much the best singer ever born.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ufff. Am I the only person who loves Bowie despite the horrible singing?

by Evan on Aug 7, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll still take Ziggy, but Hunky Dory is awesome.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cold never get into Aladin Sane. I haven’t heard it in a while , but I used to barely be able to get through all of it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you and I are on the same Bowie page. I couldn’t get into Scary Monsters either.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t get Aladin Sane. It’s like everything is boring and overproduced, and pretty much just not good. Maybe I should hear it again. But I don’t want to.

I don’t really know Scary Monsters, or almost all of 80’s Bowie. But I see it has Fripp on it, so it can’t be that bad, can it?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I tried out a few songs from Let’s Dance because omg SRV, but that’s pretty much it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

but ashes to ashes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh
It would have been easy to do a three-word post-game after the eighth inning: “Oh, those Giants.”

I real English, that “O” would be lowercase.

Also, you probably meant to write “post-game wrap”.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I real English! I real English, so hard!

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I used to fake english. But as I got older, realing english was much more rewarding.

/reals your english!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but when you do it to me it’s xenophobic, and borderline racist.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/points and ridicules/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s been my routine for years. Don’t you remember my Byung-Hyung Kim Choose Your Own Adventure where you had to keep your can of Coke away from him lest he play a practical joke on you? It slayed around these parts.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean "Select Your Own Scenario" right?

Or did that slip by the intellectual property gestapo before Rowand’s version hit press?

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 6, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t actually understand this joke, for the record.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would probably work better if the story involved Cheng-Ming Wang as opposed to Byung-Hyung Kim…but I think we’re splitting hairs at that point

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 6, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still dont get it

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clarification

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2/coke/

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 6, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get it

That was…………childish Grant

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironically childish. Like, I would never really say that joke, so that makes it ironic, which protects me from judgment.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Judges

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/uses Judgment Protection esper

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/esper cut-scene takes 13 minutes every time I want to use it

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gives up Final Fantasy games

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT!

how could you???

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re my most powerful weapon. Of course I’m going to use them. And what in the actual fuck, there’s a hour-long cut-scene? And all I’m trying to do is grind and level up? Fuck that, I’m going to go get married. I’ll show you. I’ll have a kid too, and shit.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha, i know what you mean ...

those fucking cut-scenes get a little rediculous sometimes.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor choice

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

/never played any Final Fantasy game

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

all i gotta say ....

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will visit creepygif.com!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 6, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds legit!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not visit!

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 6, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WILL NOT VISIT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry guys ....

nevermind. tried to be funny. didn’t work. fuck my life. :-/

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny in a kind of “look at me, I’m funny” sort of way that didn’t work.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

this was the gif i was trying to show ....

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 7, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's not that creepy!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 7, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

CREEPYGIF IS NOT THE BOSS OF ME

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 7, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re still on the Mets game?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once we’re in the playoffs I’ll let it go.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should be tied for first.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yea but...

Somewhere a dirty smelly Dodger fan is whining about Mattingly being forced to pull Broxton after the pitching mound “double-visit.”

Maybe it all evens out.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Aug 7, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

phil cuzzi’d.

by ldv on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was asleep for a while.

Did Cuzzi get beaten within an inch of his life?

by maysian on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the Dodgers game made up for the Mets game.

by Natto on Aug 6, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one in LA where Lincecum gave up a billion runs, but the Giants came back.

by Natto on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that makes up for it, it just made me feel better.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're playing with found money now...

I’ll be in Atlanta the next two days to try and draw out my 4-1 record at Giants games that I’ve attended to a convincing series win :)

by short_shifter on Aug 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Vaya con Dios!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Estamos contigo, macho o macha.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Giants deserved to win, but the Braves, with the kind of defense they played, deserved to lose.

Though if I were a Braves fan I’d be really pissed off right now.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Gimme like 2 minutes and I’ll win

Thing C

by markdash on Aug 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh . . .

. . . you kids!!

Get off my fuckin’ lawn!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Up next: Cain

Go get um Matt. lets go Giants. I believe in a Guillen free run. Here we come Padres, were not going to stop.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

That was an extremely frustrating game

LOL DINGERZ

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

that inning of Chipper-fail had to hurt

by justhangin on Aug 6, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LARRY? NO!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like it better

if we (by which I mean “The Giants”) had performed virtuously at bat, which is where the game tends to be won. But they did not, and I wonder who will step up to make hits that matter.

Any of several could do it for a week or two. I wonder who will it be?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully a series of overlapping hot streaks by several people.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 7, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not only did the Braves lose

But the late start canceled the post-game fireworks.

by MissingLink on Aug 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That's awesome

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate Bip Roberts. How does this guy have a job?

by killblue on Aug 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Apparently he hit .290 in 10 seasons!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HIT .313 OFF OF GLAVIN, NERDS!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does the rotation work?

Why do we get FP one day ad Bip the next?

Not that it really matters between the two.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every tweet is funnier than the last
BusterfuckingP
  
I GOT YOUR CANCELLED FIREWORKS RIGHT HERE ATLANTA #IAMPOINTINGATMYCROTCH

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Totally worth it. I loved his Team Board Game Night series.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

To quote Dave

“Maybe this is our year”

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We should have a theme song

I think “This Will be Our Year” by the Zombies is fitting, though, I don’t wanna jinx anything

by fracon on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we hadn’t given up Bowker to get him, but it sure is fun watching lefties flail against Javier Lopez.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2010 9:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Uh oh, BusterfuckingP told me that I have to sleep in a bathtub with PiKA. After we get hammered.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOLWUT?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 6, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn't do anything

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kuip “I HATED this game.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got back from Yosemite valley, phone died, but just saw some highlights, and Joavier Lopez looks pretty OK. And what a game from Barry Zito, i’m beginning to say this often this year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

2 wins on the roadie so far

2 games to go. We can still go 4-2 and keep this shit up. 3 poor offensive outings in a row or 3 well pitched games in a row. Tomorrow we shall turn the tide.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Kuip

“This was like soccer”

by MissingLink on Aug 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I want the Dodgers to lose the baseball contest they are currently playing

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I want the Dodgers to lose every baseball contest they will ever play.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Postgame quip:

Pablo swung at a pitch that was under the plate.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 6, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are the A’s postgame guys so much better than ours?

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought you meant better than kruk, kuip, jon and flem for a second and I was going to ban you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, no.

During the rain-delay and they were doing that stuff about Jon and showing the clips of them between games it just made me love them even more.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/accidentally banned

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR or bust for post-games

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I would rather watch static than the comcast postgame

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE

Sports leader.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only ever listen right after games

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the rain delay programming today was unbearable.

by the time the game started, Marty Lurie decided that he not only wanted the Giants to get Jose Guillen, he wanted them to claim him off waivers and assume the rest of his contract. To make sure that no one else got him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually like Marty Lurie

but this is horrible

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it almost seemed like trolling

he said that he was a better hitter than anyone on the giants not named Huff or Posey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Torres should slap him in the face

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should slap him in the face

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also said

You can plug him in 5th in the lineup and leave him there, he is a run producer

Oh my

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first caller was also pretty damn ripped

by MissingLink on Aug 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old drunk guy in Texas

Im surprised they let him stay on the air that long

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite was the guy who said that Lincecum sucks now because he isn’t bunting enough.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those guys were both awesome. If only we could combine them into a drunk guy who thinks pitchers need to bunt more…

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually said "This is a no-brainer"

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I like Marty Lurie, but his show can get really boring. And that’s a problem for a show that has been known to last 5 hours.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

No FP

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am really glad we won today.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

me, too!

even though I really don’t know how.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta get one like that once in a while right?? That’s what good teams do, right??

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely. they took advantage of the Braves’ bad defense. Oh. So, I do know how they won….

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I was his lone supporter in that trade thread

when I said I wanted to see him pitch first. I like what I see so far.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite "lone". I thought the trade made sense

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

he really made lefties look bad…

by Unitard on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, Baggs says Rent has biceps tendinitis.

Good thing they’re carrying 13 pitchers.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do we need Todd Wellemeyer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

for when Ramon Ramirez gets in trouble.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

To give the cardinals rotation pitching tips form the best

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pinch-hitter, right?

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude eats innings

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOM

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad but true.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team has no concept on how to use the DL.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure they do. You use it for aging veterans you can’t bring yourself to DFA because they’ve given you the best years of their career and you’re the idiots who resigned them.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we optioned Rohlinger

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have been nice to have a right handed batter when Travis went up there and ground into a double play. But, Rent’s tendinitis is so bad that HE CAN’T SWING. He was up there as a deke.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A deke that didn’t work.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

When can we bring him up again?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Rent goes to the DL then he can come up ASAP, right?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Otherwise 10 days, right?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but when was he sent down?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

August 2

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs says Rent can't even swing

WHY IS 13 PITCHERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would you ever need 13 pitchers with how good our starters have been?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth noting...

Thank you Brian Wilson for the 1-2-3 inning!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 6, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pleased that he hasn’t pitched since sunday and got a lot of rest after the back spams he experinced a week ago. I was worried he’d come back on that snday and have to be heavily used after that which wouldn’t be good.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1!!

that was fun. and not heart-wrenching

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just settling in for the torture and all of a sudden the game is over.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my mind, the Giants deserved to win this game, despite how it looked.

The Giants only struck out 4 times in 11 innings. And walked 8 times. That’s a lot of balls put in play, which..only resulted in 4 hits? That’s absurd. My napkin math says the Giants should have scored 6-7 runs easily considering how many balls were put in play, plus the large walk totals.

The Braves, in contrast, struck out 15 times in 11 innings, only walking twice. That’s not many balls in play, and not many men on base when those balls get put in play. They still managed to scrape a few hits (plus dingers, which don’t really count), but they scored about as many as they ‘should’ have scored.

If the Giants had won this 7-2, with the pitching staff K’ing Braves left and right, and the Giants peppering the field with well placed hits, we wouldn’t be going ‘lol luck’, would we? Let’s just take this as a game in which the Giants actually played reasonably well, and got the win. It’s better for our health.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They played poorly

The Braves played worse

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by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both should have lost. But I’ll take it.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

both teams pitched well, with Moylan the only real meltdown and that only surrendered a run. The Giants played well on defense and the Braves didn’t. that was the difference. neither offense did much.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the thing though.

The Giants only struck out 4 times in 11 innings. That means they put the ball in play 29 times, but only got 4 hits? That’s an amazingly bad BABIP. Contrast that with 8! walks. We had men on base, and we put the ball in play. It just happened to generally be hit right at people.

The Giants did not fail that badly offensively this game, they really didn’t. I’m willing to chalk up the low run total to luck more than anything else. 8 walks is excellent, as is limiting your strike outs to such a low amount.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget to subtract 3 for the GiDP's

only 26 balls in play

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by Azmanz on Aug 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

That’s still a ball in play, double play balls could easily be singles.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you look at the way Voxx calculated it, he used every out as its own ball put in play. Azmanz was just pointing out that because of four double plays, there were four less balls put in play.

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by groug on Aug 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh makes sense, I just saw the 2nd comment and was like “what?”

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The grounder itself is a ball in play - but the second out it accounts for eliminates one of the other batters faced.

He’s correct in saying only 26 in play. Look at it this way:

11 innings = 33 outs.

4 strike outs = 29 outs not via strike outs.

3 Double Plays = 26 balls in play.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I see now, thanks.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Point still stands though – they drew a lot of walks, and didn’t strike out. When that is the case, you’re generally going to score a good chunk of runs.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

right. it was a well played game. They didn’t really come through with the big hits, but they did enough to scratch out a victory. The playoffs are like that. They’re hanging in there against a tough team, with tough pitching at a tough place for road teams to win. I’ll take it.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially against Hanson and the Braves bullpen.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the same time though,

i know this is a “MY EYES!” argument, but i don’t think the giants really squared many of those balls up. lots of lazy flyballs. panda hit one to the wall but other than that i can’t think of any instances where we “deserved” some of those hits.

by thebighead on Aug 6, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regarding 'squaring balls up'

Balls and play generally ‘are’ balls in play, without a huge bias towards the quality of the ball struck. There’s some of course, but there’s a reason it will gravitate towards the mean over larger sample size distributions, no matter the quality of the hitter or pitcher.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez had a good hit to right but right at Heyward

Uribe also hit one towards that gap that Heyward got to because he was positioned more towards center than normal.

by nofreetime on Aug 6, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd also like to point out that a lot of those non-strike-out outs were productive outs

They moved guys over and scored guys tonight with a lot of those outs

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by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

As goes Posey, so goes the Giants offense?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately

This team needs him to be hitting well

by MissingLink on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would help if pablo was still an effective hitter.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he could hit .280 and slug .500 and strikeout all the time instead of the constant first pitch outs I’d be stoked.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

It would be nice to actually win a world series

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was batting his weight right now I’d be rejoicing but until then I’m a sad panda :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll move this to here

someone photoshop bochy in place of the leia hologram "please buster you’re our only hope"

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 6, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help me Aubrey-Won Kenobi, you're our only hope

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by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miller :

“I’m waiting for the fireworks.”

by MissingLink on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

someone photoshop bochy in place of the leia hologram “please buster you’re our only hope”

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did I miss?

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 6, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

The lord Zito

He’s amazing tonight!

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol nice

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

bengie knows his days are numbered

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 6, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/notices that whiteside has twice as many dingerz as him

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

second-hand smoke

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is the new spokesperson for Marlboro Lights.

That’s how badass he is.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

those would probably be cloves or something

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are those still around anymore?

I haven’t seen those in years!

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are still big in Asia

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the filterless in the States

They had regular and cool blue light in Ireland.

Sucks when your brand gets phased out. Especially because cigarette brand loyalty is one of the strongest brand loyalties.

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by grape on Aug 7, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

kdl too busy swooning to comment?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate

Anyone think that was a straight steal or a missed H&R?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

had to be a missed H&R…right?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

They just wanted to run on McCann

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by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought nate was faster than that…

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate would have made it if he got even a decent jump.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate mostly bothers me for the last few months.

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by iammclovin on Aug 6, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have broken it off

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was almost Flinstone-esque. Nots of foot movement but wasn’t going anywhere.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate is not a good baserunner.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fast runner != good base stealer

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Nate would slide head-first.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her?

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by troymccluresf on Aug 7, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was arguing on the GDT that it looked like a busted H&R

People were busting Bochy’s balls over having Nate “steal”, but I really think Torres either missed the sign or just couldn’t bring himself to swing on that low-and-away pitch.

One thing I don’t understand; why players don’t try to get a better jump on H&Rs. I know you don’t want to get picked off, but why not give yourself a chance at a steal if the batter misses the pitch or the sign.

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by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

More entertaining Giants’ jokester duo: Uribe and Pablo or Huff and Burrell?

by kingofthacove on Aug 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff and burrell no contest

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes and Baer

they’ve even got their own comic strip

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by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s easy to forget how hilarious Uribe and Pablo have been.

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo’s a funnier guy when he can hit dingerz.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo’s a funnier guy when he can hit dingerz.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to say dingerz.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 6, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think they win. Huff is pretty funny, but Burrell seems… not that funny.

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Burrell’s probably hilarious behind the scenes but more reserved for the public, unlike Huff who seems like he’s the same guy all the time, no matter the situation.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BURRELL BEHIND THE SCENES!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR ZUCCHINI IS JEALOUS!

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

As big as Alex’s thigh.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough, I thought of you momentarily as I wrote that description of Huff. It reminded me of the story you told about you at your cousin’s wedding. I could see Huff doing that.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why i love this team

a mix and match of personalities

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff and Burrell because Huff alone.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martin and Lewis

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by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe and Pablo are probably a bit more amusing

Those dancing gifs of Bochy are priceless.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In what language?

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt and Romo?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groeschner and Murphy

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuiper, settle down

chicks like a sac fly
some like a slow ground ball

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 6, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
Edgar Renteria has biceps tendinitis and couldn’t swing. Was on deck as a deke once. “But Bobby (Cox) wasn’t buying that,” Bochy said slyly.

by kingofthacove on Aug 6, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This isn’t Don Mattingly he’s trying to outwit

by MissingLink on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DL please

Bring back RyRoh and send an arm down and bring up Bowker. Oh w8

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the new sly bork much better than straight upon thick-headed dipshit bork

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy +sly

does not compute

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Cox invented the deke, dropped it from his repertoire because he thought of something better, than brought it back just because he felt bad that the deke started turning tricks.

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man's name is "Cox" for chrissake

He’s not going to be impressed by Bochy’s big deke

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by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

new strategy against Gonzalez

if he takes a big hack and just misses, don’t follow it up with the exact same pitch. 2 days in a row he homered in that scenario.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Please.

You have listened to altogether too much Mike Krukow. “Lift and separate” is a brassiere slogan, and a “scenario” is something rather different from a “situation”.

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by owlcroft on Aug 6, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEREZ TEH OFFENSE!!?!?!??!?!

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

tomorrow

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh…isn’t Cain pitching tomorrow?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE'S PABLO'S BAT??

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OR POSEYS'

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bat?

I know about his fat.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowkermania!!!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY PANIC

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

so…was bobby cox looking at pablo’s 2009 stats when he IBB’d him to get to burrell?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

he really Bork’d that one

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

setting up the GIDP – I mean, it is the Giants.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh it was already set up

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by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right. I was thinking of the 9th inning. so yeah, Cox made a dumb move.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher fell behind 2-0. I think that spurred Cox rather than give Pablo something to hit. But yeah, not sure I would have done it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

still doesn’t make sense to me. Why not just keep throwing him slop and hope he does a pablo?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. The worst that happens is he walks, so end up in the same place.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you adam dunn

I wish the giants could do that.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

too bad I left him on my pokemonz bench (worst decision of the year)

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

2 3 run dingerz off kershaw in 4 innings could have helped your pokemonz.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh…yea. instead i played mike stanton. I know, I know. NOBODY CARES.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thinking about it, I’m not really too worried about the hitting at the moment.

The last three games have been frustrating, but we’ve faced good pitchers in everyone, between Ubaldo, Jurrjens and Hanson. And if you look at the Braves bullpen stats, they’re pretty stingy too.

I mean, obviously you have to beat good pitchers too. But it’s not like they’re having bad games against the shitty pitchers of the world at the moment. And they’ve been pretty close in every game (the COL game got out of hand but that was a Bautista thing)

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed. said i wasn’t worried yesterday. Definitely not worried today. Still – if we make the playoffs, they’re all gonna be like this.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team’s weakness really shows when Posey goes 0-for 8. Thank God for Andres Torres.

If Torres and Posey go cold together, this team is in trouble.

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still waiting for Pablo to get hot…

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if Panda pulls his head out of his butt

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He swore there was a pitch he could drive up there….

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think there are enough good hitters in our lineup that this isn’t a problem (knocks on wood). I mean, if torres, posey, huff, uribe, burrell all go cold, then we got problems (especially if pablo never heats up).

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 6, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally agree, i'm not too worried about the team at all

I’ll be very happy with a 3-3 record on this trip, then come home and do some damage or hope to do some damage against the cubs

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not worried???

Not worried???

I’m worried as hell that scoring 1/2/3 runs per game will result in a 9 game losing streak!!!

/but that’s me/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the /chasm is killing me

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think the point is, not worried that we’re gonna continue only scoring 1/2/3 runs per game.

been facing some great pitchers this trip

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like we’re not facing a bad pitcher for a while

2 @ ATL
4 vs Chicago
3 vs SD
3 @ PHI
3 @ STL
3 vs CIN

even Chicago avoids putting a bad starter against us, except for maybe Zambrano, who I think typically kills us anyway

by kingofthacove on Aug 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully we can pull out some close wins then.

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The giants should feel somewhat more comfortable playing at home too

Mostly due to the fact Atlanta has the best record of any MLB team at home

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The TBS treatment is still in fine form.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Big Sadowski!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Sanchez!

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by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Silva is OK

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Silva is on the DL with heart issues

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no... wow, i better check up with that

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think they're going to do a catherization

to get a look inside his heart. Not a dangerous or problematic procedure, but indicative of the concern over what the issue is.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 6, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Derosa had the same procedure in 2008

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus, he’s not very good.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs starting pitching is that good. Only Dempster would be a good playoff starter. Although, Gorzelany and Wells are the kinda guys that typically shut down the Giants, though those type of guys haven’t been doing that lately.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, this game has changed my perspective. Let’s get the split and just get the hell out of Atlanta.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like when American was really hoping for a win against England in the World cup, but by the 60th minute we just wanted a tie and for it to be over with.

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by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hand of Clod!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, hoping for a win against england (bastards) was a stretch.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to the Cubs series. I think they have the potential to do some serious damage there.

by MissingLink on Aug 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap Game Stank Out

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be extremely pleased if the giants split this series and both the games don’t involve joe torre like bullpen use.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to move Freddy out of the two hole

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 6, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for freddy to hit .300 and stop hacking at awful balls.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did hit that garbage time home run the other day

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least that was a nice middle finger to all the purple row douches.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

dillweeds, you mean…don’t be so rude.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My apologies

Busters comments were so rude!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bat

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey?

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this camp.

I wouldn’t be that upset to see something like

Torres
Posey
Pablo
Huff

as the top 4. I still think Pablo will start hitting like Pablo, especially if a bit more confidence is placed in him. Maybe.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nahh.

Just do Torres-Posey-Huff and move everyone up 1

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by Azmanz on Aug 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough, for maximum run creation

You want your best hitter second, and your second best hitter (usually the one with slightly more power) fourth.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that this is necessarily PGT material…but can you elaborate?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The main factor is that the 3rd place hitter doesn’t see enough situations with men on base. Lots of 2 outs nobody on.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhat, yeah.

2 and 4 will see the highest leverage situations, in theory, if your lineup is properly constructed. Ideal lineup construction ‘also’ has the pitcher hitting 8th.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

are managers really so stuck in their ways that NOBODY does this? I mean, la russa does from time to time, but that’s about it, right?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Managers aren’t very stat savvy. Just veteran savvy.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, and I get why a team that’s already successful is going to go with what works, but if you’re a team like the pirates or royals, how does it hurt you to just take a chance on someone that actually knows these things? That doesn’t make any sense to me.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they don’t know?

I don’t think managers want their GMs telling them how to manage on a daily basis.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just a handful of runs per year, for each swap.

For a team like the Pirates or Royals…a win or two over course of the season isn’t going to matter.

It’s a team like the Giants, Cardinals, Reds, etc that could really use that one or two wins over the course of the season, that optimal lineup construction could provide.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

true – but then it might MIGHT catch on, no?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, managers really are this set in their ways.

I’m a Cards fan primarily, and even the ‘revolutionary’ LaRussa is your typical veteran knob slobber for the most part. See: Aaron Miles.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. The difference there is like 2 runs over a full season though.

I believe the 5th hitter should be better than the 3rd as well.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

5th and 3rd is a power thing.

You want slightly more power in the 5th slot, if the hitters are similar in quality.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that 3rd hitters should also be better situational hitters (if they can be), as opposed to the traditional view that it should be the 2nd hitter.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

Not necessarily ‘situational’ hitter, but it should be someone who doesn’t strike out much, and puts the ball in play. Is why I don’t really mind seeing Pablo in that slot.

Torres – CF
Posey – C
Pablo – 3B
Huff- 1B
Burrell – LF
Uribe – SS
Nate – RF
Pitcher – P
Sanchez – 2B

Or something similar to that would be the general idea, with this sort of lineup.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t like Posey hitting 2nd though, that’s too many double play opportunities.

Carl Crawford should be hitting their next year. :)

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a dream the giants got carl crawford in the offseason

Then I woke up and saw the yankees sign him to a 7 year 100 million dollar deal and turn curtis granderson into a bench player because they can.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

It’s a pipe dream. Imagine an outfield with

Torres CF
Crafword LF
Schierholtz RF

Absolutely absurd outfield defense.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically. Although I hate Nate’s bat so I wouldn’t mind moving them over and putting someone else in LF.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no, no.

Crawford is best in Left, Torres best in Center. If you don’t like Nate’s bat (I believe his defense more than makes up for it), then put Huff or Bowker (ohwaitlol) in Right.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well obviously Crawford is best in left, every outfielder is better in left.

That doesn’t mean he should be in left.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he really?

I didn’t know about that. Well that solves that.

What a strange request.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't like playing Center, for some reason.

The Rays don’t mind, since Upton isn’t shabby there. Giants wouldn’t mind either, since Torres is more than adequate. The Yankees probably wouldn’t be terribly against it either though, as Gardner has shown improvement.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s too bad, as he really should be playing center.

For some reason, if the Giants did sign Crawford I see Bochy putting a Crawford/Rowand/Torres OF starting next season though.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be amazing if the giants somehow got him? Unfortunately every team wants carl crawford and I think there will be over 15 teams after him during the off season. Unfortunately what that means is the yankees will out bid everyone like they always do and platoon gardner and granderson in center LOL YANKEES.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

I don’t think that many teams have a realistic shot though. Angels, Tigers, Yankees and Giants seem to be the likely candidates.

Also, this is funny, I was looking at the Dodgers financial situation for next year. If they keep the same payroll, they’ll have 18 million to spend on 3 SP vacancies, a catcher and a LF.

This also means they’ll have Blake at 3rd, Theriot at 2nd, and Loney at 1st. Who knows how healthy will Furcal will be either.

I know I changed the subject but a LOL Dodgers moment is always appropriate.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 3:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rent, Uribe and Huff's salaries will be coming off the books

I really think they’ll make an effort to bring Huff back. if they go after Crawford, it’s gonna leave a hole at SS that I don’t think they can fill form within

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by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see them bringing back Uribe back as well. Just look at the FA list, all the shortstops are pretty bad like usual.

If they get Crawford I wouldn’t mind them picking a defense-first SS however.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

what are the odds of this actually happening?

Too early for post-season rosterbation?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is

But I keep thinking about the giants getting carl crawford and it just makes to much sense.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking Angels, Tigers and Yankees will be the main competition. If the Yankees truly want him then that would probably be that.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone know how much we’ll actually be able to spend in offseason? Are we really liable to open the checkbook like that?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants make the playoffs this season, it's a possibility.

If they don’t, almost no chance. The revenue incoming would be a large factor, I’d imagine.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually going to do expected payroll next year in the next couple days to see what we have to spend.

And like Voxx says below, the playoff revenue would make a big difference.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like i needed more reason to hope we make the playoffs!!!

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a different take

Torres
Renteria
Posey
Huff
Burrell
Uribe
Sandoval
Sanchez
Pitcher

Best average guy hits 3, Posey, with a tremendous lefty to protect. Burrell gets nod over Uribe in 5 hole because he works counts and walks, and Uribe is more a DP threat. Sandoval is basically same hitter as Uribe, more DPs and less power. Renteria 2 because he is clutch. How often does 1 and 2 hitter get up with 2-3 men on base with 2 outs. And he controls his bat well, H and R guy, wont take stupid AB’s and gets less credit than he should. He isnt worth 10 mil no, but he aint used garbage either.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 7, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not too sure who I want hitting second, but I know it’s not Rent.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 7, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, he’s CLUTCH!!!!

by scottishgiants on Aug 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have him there than Freddy, not that that’s saying much.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Best hitter second because he bats, theoretically, behind your highest OBP/speed guy. Plus, batting second, you get a lot more ABs over the course of the year.

Bat your best power guy 4th because you don’t want to have him come up in a situation where there is 2 outs and nobody on, which wastes him. Having him bat cleanup means he’ll either bat with runners on or at least no outs.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

any numbers on how many more ABs a 2nd place hitter gets over a 3rd over course of full season? Is it really statistically significant?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's relatively significant.

Plus, the third hitter generally has less actual impact than the 2 and 4 guys do. It’s a little strange, and is why I really don’t like the Cards hitting Pujols third. I’d like to see him 4th, Holliday 2nd. But, won’t happen.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly, MLB 10 The Show does this. At least, in the 2011 season, not out of the box.

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered though. This is all based on empirical data.

Is part of it that teams typically always hit their best hitter 3rd skew the data? Meaning, if your best hitter is 3rd, then the 4th and 5th hitters will always have better opportunities than him anyways.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The math was done in a vacuum, actually.

Not using existing data. Or you’re right, the current ‘best hitter third’ philosophy would skew it greatly.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t doubt it’s still true, but it’s impossible to put a specific run value on it IMO.

The logic of not having your best hitter hitting with 2 out and nobody on is perfectly sound IMO though.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK…but does it really matter if they switch spots? I mean, if your best hitter gets on with 1 out, the next guy is just as likely to get out in this situation as he was with 1 out and nobody on, right?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I was talking about the 3rd and 4th hitters in this situation, so it would be slightly different.

You always want to give your best hitter the most opportunities to hit with men on base, and the 3rd spot doesn’t do that. Neither does the 2nd.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best hitter second over fourth

is largely an ‘extra plate appearances generated’ creation. The value of 1 at bat second vs. 1 at bat fourth is close, with the value slightly leaning towards fourth – but over the course of the season, having that high obp/great hitter second has a higher value return.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, is the assumption that your best hitter has the highest obp, or ops, or some other stat?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wOBA, generally speaking.

If you’re unfamiliar with the stat, it’s like OPS, but instead of weighting OBP and SLG equally, it gives the proper weighting to OBP. Sort of. That’s the simple description.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

There’s no doubt that a part of it is what type of hitter they are. We say “best hitter,” but it’s never that simple. There’s other factors; lefty/righty, on base vs. power, players prone to the double play, etc.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying someone is prone to the double play is largely a misnomer.

BABIP is BABIP. There are certain types of players that are less likely to turn a DP into a forceout, yes – but your #3 guy is ‘always’ going to hit into a large share of DP’s.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

(was just going to ask about this)

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

That’s why if you have a guy that strikes out a lot (and is still a productive hitter) he’s fine to hit 2nd because he will indeed avoid more double plays.

Same thing with lefty’s, guys with speed, and guys who hit fewer groundballs.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but there’s other factors as well.

You want to make sure your 2nd place hitter doesn’t hit into a lot of double plays, and Posey hits a lot of balls on the ground and is pretty slow.

When you only have 3 good hitters it makes things difficult.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres
Sandoval
Posey
Huff

by justhangin on Aug 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks.

Pablo just doesn’t have the OBP to justify hitting second. Even when he’s hitting ‘well’. Posey should be second, or 4th, if people are dead set against him being second. Not third.

by Voxx on Aug 6, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ish against righties?

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff.

Burrel 3rd, Posey 4th. Were Sandoval who we thought he was (and still hope he is), him instead.

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by owlcroft on Aug 6, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Hanson

20/21 Steal Attempts. That’s awful.

by Unitard on Aug 6, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Part of that is McCann

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by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But kruk said he’s a future hall of famer!!!

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they split with San Diego – they’re still in that thing!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Thing being

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 6, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers Lose

That looks like a team that needs Jose Guillen.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad the Dodgers were buyers at the deadline.

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by Caine Black Knife on Aug 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prevented the giants from picking up Pods!

by nataku on Aug 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Unfortunately I liked the idea of pods coming off the bench and playing against righties :(.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the rate their going at lately you might see ted lilly on waivers soon.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the Dodgers did at the trade deadline was probably worse than when the Giants got Shea Hillenbrand.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Jesus
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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYTHING WILL BE OK NOW!!! WHEW

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

but…why? why do we think we need 13 pitchers?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because two of them are Bautista and Casilla…

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by Caine Black Knife on Aug 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait Bautista isn't gone yet??

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that should say, “Because two of them are Wellemeyer and Casilla.”

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista's gone

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

bautista gone. but the point stands.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because two of them are Bautista Wellemeyer and Casilla…

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by groug on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he said "pitchers".

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by owlcroft on Aug 6, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re idiots. I don’t even know.

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they don't wear out by September?

Only reason I can think of

Wilson has only thrown like 40 IP or so. No one has thrown a bunch. We will have a rested and relatively strong staff

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by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think our pen has thrown close to the fewest innings in the NL

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are right.

Hopefully they drop back to 12 man soon, tho.

12 man, lol. I remember when an 11 man staff was kinda odd.

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by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their plan is to get to September with all these pitchers. At that point the roster will expand and the team can keep everyone they want!

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by groug on Aug 6, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet they will have a 4 man bench even in September

WE NEED TO CARRY 27 PITCHERS DAMMIT

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“What if we need them?”
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by groug on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're right

and that’s part of the reason Affeldt won’t be back until Sept. I wonder who gets cut when Runzler comes back.

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by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Ray has an option IIRC

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he’s too decent to be off the team.

Does Ramirez have an option?

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by groug on Aug 6, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

but I’m not positive

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by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll Option Bumgarner after he makes a start to limit his innings, Wellemeyer will then make the next start, and at exactly 10 days they’ll option Ray to bring up Bumgarner to make the next start. Then roster will expand and Ray will be called back up.

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray for Mark DeRosa!

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by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was that you just had to be on the roster before Sept 1

so I think it would be OK, but I’m not entirely sure

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by Gobroks on Aug 7, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

but WHY.

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

His should needs to calm down

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

shoulder!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should = shoulder = biceps.

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

/shifty eyes

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

His zucchini needs to calm down!

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really does

Really.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, who are we talking about now?

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat's zucchini

LOL AT MY ZUCCHINI EVER CALMING DOWN

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh.

It’s like I don’t even know you or something.

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Can’t argue that point at all

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my...

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is silly

Uribe looked like he was really hurting out there as well.

by nofreetime on Aug 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No good reason.

With that, I go back to my chores.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria, self-aware
extrabaggs
  
Renteria, joking about his deke that didn’t work: “C’mon, guys. I don’t scare anybody anymore.”

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Roar!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 6, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Aug 6, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this quote is familiar…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what Mrs. Lasorda said

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more gar with caption, imo

by nataku on Aug 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

All things considered

I think I’d prefer having Matt Downs to Todd Wellemeyer.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 6, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

I’m still confused at dropping Bautista for Wellemeyer. Wellemeyer is awful. Bautista was just wild, but relatively effective.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Wellemeyer should only be used in mop-up, whereas Bochy preferred using Bautista in high leverage situations.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a pitcher?

I agree.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

beer or scotch though to celebrate?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i got a Sierra Nevada OLD CHICO beer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

old chico one of their seasonals?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, it's just something they have ONLY

in Chico, so they only sell it in Chico

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

iiiiinteresting. what kind of brew is it?

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

like, crystal wheat

it’s very very good, one of their best beers in my opinion, although i’m very excited now, since i’m going to the brewery tomorrow to eat

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice…will have to look out for that if i’m ever in chico!

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely do, but if you are in chico,

and if you’re willing to throw down a lil bit of money, go to the brewery and grab a bite to eat or even just get a sampler

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So both

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

scotch to savor the victory

by nataku on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnnie Walker Gold Label it is…nice and heavy pour too :)

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEQUILA

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh…doesn’t seem right to pour tequila shots when i’m on my own…

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bourbon is a solo drink

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and I are NEVER drinking together if you’re about the Tequila. No me gusta.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously? Good tequila is awesome.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

fact

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the problem is I spent most of my adolecence drinking very bad tequila. So now I can’t go near tequila unless its very well hidden in a margarita or long island.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i went through that phase too…wouldn’t touch it through high school, until junior yr of college. Now i love the stuff!

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well maybe it’s time to get back in the ring. Recommendations?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm…patron is an easy and obvious choice. the silver is smooth and goes down easy. don julio pretty good too.

now if you go to la pinata or any of the tequila bars around, ask for recs there (la pinata has siepte leguas which is pretty delicious)

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, looks like its time to go shopping. I’ve been to a few wine tasting parties. I hope it’s socially acceptable to do a tequila tasting party.

Note to (0)sega.master(0): Based on your description below of yourself drinking tequila, you are NOT invited to the party.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely socially acceptable! (depends on your friends I suppose)

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first night of college I drank tequila until I threw up on the floor near my bed and passed out just as I was getting ready to call an ambulance for myself in panic (first time, room was spinning, etc.) . Now if I even smell that shit, I get a headache.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like to have a margarita every now and then. That’s it.

If I’m going to get wasted, redbull/vodka, kthx.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

redbull-vodka only in vegas. tequila shots (patron or better only) with a group, anywhere. scotch or beer when alone. easy rules to live by!

i am not an alcoholic damn it!

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol defensive

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take a tequila shot if that's ok with you

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here, have 5!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm… what if i have to drive home D:

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bathtub!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as that things goin all night long, i'm good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what this means.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

read that as HOT TUB

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, you can sleep in the hot tub if you want.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

PiKA’s already drunk. :)

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course your not an alcoholic ....

AA is for quitters.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had me at vodka.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have vodka, malibu rum, tequila, red wine, white wine… That’s about it. Party at my house?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

malibu…you’re definitely a chick.

my bar>>>your bar :D

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any type of scotch/whiskey thing is not for me.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

even crown and coke? or makers? Bourbon is still whiskey and better for american’s sensitive tastebuds

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I like my girly drinks.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

I was gonna put +1 but I Zito-ized it just for you.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, thanks!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, your grocery supply sounds very similar to mine.

PARTY AT KDL’S!!!!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a lot more fun than what I’m going to do tonight (fall asleep watching White Collar)!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird, that’s what I’m doing. Get out of my head, kdl!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love tequila, BUT ....

It’s a really weird drunk for me …. I go from happy to depressed to “I want to fucking fight someone right now” to “I fuckkinn love you, man” and then eventually, “hoolyy fuckkkin shiit, it’s commmin backk uuup … MOOOVE!!!”

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ex roommates still have video of me singing and rapping at the top of my lungs to people over Xbox live while playing Halo 3 (and single-handedly losing matches, causing everyone to hate me).

Also, apparently I once took a piss in a tin drum of caramel popcorn that my roommate’s mom had sent him. Shit, he hated me

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate this upcoming year (neighbor last year) would always want to play drunk COD if we came back and didn’t have anything to do.

He would always cuss people out online (even his own teammate one time who was like 15-1).

And then he would always brag about almost having a 1:1 K/D.

Ahh, good times. Your post reminded me of that.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was exactly this week last year

that I went to SF to see a Wed-night/Thurs-day combo against the Cards. Spent an hour before and an hour after each game at Tres Agaves on Townsend, a damned civilized place especially if one is drinking serial boutique tequilas and buying them for whoever wishes to join in.

But . . . all travel before and after was on foot. Walking back to Cow Hollow after the night game was a true adventure. The wind was savage.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tila?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥♥♥BARRY ZITO♥♥♥

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must like crabs

by nataku on Aug 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sends out 5,000 tweets in three minutes

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE’S MY SHOT?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sharing in the weekapaug groooooove

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

http://baysickclothing.bigcartel.com/product/baysick-clothing-co-buster-tee

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Just no

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This time tomorrow

we could be tied for 1st

Dare to dream!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

THIS!

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vegas is going to set the giants run total at 2 1/2 tomorrow LOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy used up all his dumb luck tonight

and I emphasize the “dumb.” This offense is bad enough without a retarded manager throwing away opportunity after opportunity.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 6, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowing Rent was unavailable and assuming Nate getting thrown out was a busted H&R...

…what exactly did Bochy do last night that pissed you off so much?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Turned on the WIi for the first time in six months. Waiting for a system update.

/wanted to play 8-bit Ice Hockey
//two skinnies, one fat, one medium

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wii=Most fun i've had with a friend in a long time without spending money

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol hookers

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol blow

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER HAPPENED

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

thinking i’ll be playing mario kart in a bit

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

tweet that shit

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

shit

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

guilty…also listening to a live stream from berkeley

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf
BusterfuckingP
  Someone called the cops because Jonathan Sanchez fell asleep on their roof. #THATROOFWASNTTHEREWHENHEFELLASLEEP #HESTRUCKOUTTHECOPSANYWAYS

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

/drunk

also probably /high

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW anybody follows the_real_batman?

That guy is fucking hilarious.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry god_damn_batman
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re probably not The Batman.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I watch:

Death at a Funeral, Operation Endgame, or The Jones

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 6, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Death at a Funeral, if it is the original

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the new one.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 6, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

kill yourself

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that then

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then god no

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it really that bad?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know

But the trailer made it look like a trainwreck

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the original? If so, just look at a trailer for the new one and you will answer the question.

I haven’t seen the new one, btw.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The old one is subtle british humor. The new one seems like in your face slapstick humor

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wasn’t impressed with the original.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too brown

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

racist

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing’s sillier than a man chasing his own hat

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 6, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 7, 2010 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Miller’s Crossing.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

best Coen Bros.

best.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 7, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

washafuzzidrivemetofirenze

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure i’m the most non hippie looking hippie ever. But fuck phish and their asshole move of playing in a venue that has 1/10 the capacity of the demand

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

Bald Bull just knocked me out.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Art imitating life

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you sure it wasn't this dude?

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a god damn llamasaurus

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you would too if you were a llamasaurus

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That damn Turk ....

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got him in the rematch.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice!

you always gotta watch out for that fucking “Bull Charge” of his. gets me every damn time. pisses me off so much.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you goal girl!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody noticed that they played “puff the magic dragon” yesterday when lincecum came up to bat?

by killblue on Aug 6, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty sure it was mentioned

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? Where?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NM. Saw the link below. I liked his reaction.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 6, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep it was very subtle and I think only a handful of people who know the song got the jab, nonetheless it was very clever.

by killblue on Aug 6, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s pretty funny…

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe somebody should clue the poor guy in on : 1) the reply button, 2) chasm :(

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

but more importantly

what music was playing in the clubhouse? linkin park???

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

I missed the entire thing, but I enjoyed the outcome of this game.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i missed everything as well... but i didn't miss yosemite

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was Yosemite, by the way?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's no words to describe how awesome it was.

the hiking, and the climbing of the rocks and waterfalls? so much fun

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t go chasin’ waterfalls

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i did, TLC

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

any bear encounters while in Yosemite??

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

some cougars

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

rowr

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m imagining a confused tiger halfheartedly roaring, but as a question, because it’s not sure that’s the right thing to do.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor thing thinks it might be a cougar but it's not sure

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love cougars too ....

…… oh wait …… you meant cougar like the animal, right? yeah, they’re cool too.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha. no, wasn’t talking about the animal. but man…wasn’t talking about her either…

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh ....

i see. well, there are hotter cougars out there. trust me. LOL!

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Def Leopard?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hot, sticky n' sweet ...

from my head to my feet, yeeaahhh!

Def Leppard for life.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/burns down a house

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said last year I was gonna do a trip there this year. Still never been and failed at planning this summer. Next year it is…

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing i have to say

we should feel so lucky to live next to such an amazing place, and we’re only 3 or 4 hours away really from the place as well

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, just about everyone i know has been and say i gotta go. so i’m going. just gotta plan it out.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't be one of those people who say

OH YEA, I’LL GO NEXT MONTH, i’ve said that about going to alcatraz, and i’ve still never been

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

That’s why i normally don’t say anything, just do it. Unfortunately no time…was supposed to be in UK right now but bloody immigration ruined that, and I can’t take off THAT much time

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, you said “bloody”, but screw that shit dude, so when you headin across the pond?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehhh…could be another month or two. was supposed to be for a friend’s wedding, now will just be to visit family, and apologize to my friend for missing out.

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So yea… it will be an interesting trip to say the least!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a really awesome day.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

now, i hope ur day was just as entertaining over in SLO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was. Went down to Pismo for the afternoon. It was gorgeous.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEALOUS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!!!! but djp, come on, we got better things goin on than that stuff in Pismo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/confused

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bay Area>>>>Pismo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

forget it...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I messed it up. Sorry.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I went to some random dive of a restaurant and played arcade games.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s actually pretty sweet, glad ya had some fun though! sounds like ur havin fun on the beach

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! Yeah, I’m having a lot of fun. It’s a nice change from yesterday.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does sound pretty awesome.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiking up from the valley floor to glacier point (after I’d already been hiking for half a day) is probably the most physically strenuous thing I’ve ever done. Awesome, though

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 7, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

HI CHOP!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI DJP!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You doing better today?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the most part, yeah. Some meh moments, but I’m alright.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, good. Just checkin :)

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BRAVES

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Mark Reynolds K Watch? has he struck out 150 times yet?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

129 K's so far this year

I think upton has more than him now which is insane to say the least.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

good gawd a’mighty.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him and upton have combined to strikeout 278 times that is inredible to say the least. David eckstein might have a heart attack if he was ever informed how much the diamondbacks K as a team.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game against Tommy Hanson

Fuckin’ A.

That’s all and thanks.

Shit happens when you party naked

by The_Beard on Aug 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

1 game back biotch!

nice sig

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way Burrell's swinging the bat now

makes me wonder how he was so bad with the Rays. After they DFA’d him it seemed like he was done, but with the giants now his slash numbers are pretty close to his career averages. Just another Giants reclamation example I guess

by monsterlxe on Aug 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I seem to remember someone here arguing (and probably swearing)

that there was a good chance he’d turn it around. Also, that person is extremely good looking and talented.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 6, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 6, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

/oh . . ./

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

My ego agrees

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think he hits worse as a DH.
I think the same type of thing applies to Jason Giambi.
I guess sitting around all game waiting to hit dulls the senses?

by ldv on Aug 6, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe there is evidence that offensive performance goes down as a DH, and even more as a PH.

It makes sense really.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He claims it had to do with his DH'ing and not playing the field

and I think even if it was all just in his head it could be the reason. He also may have been pressing because of trying to live up to the contract he was given.

I think hitting is a lot more between the ears than many would believe.

by nofreetime on Aug 6, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s all about the Nose

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell did we win that game?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 6, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

more runz!

what’s the latest on favre though????

by scottishgiants on Aug 6, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU didn't win it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic inside?

(btw, get my email?)

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2X as funny

Because it’s Byrnes

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

yo hows the new apartment workin out for ya

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 6, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Name this (former) Giant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8eU47hcbQ

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol you randomly lifted 4 words from the comments

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

怎麼丟到那裡去了

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those four words are a clue that will lead you to the correct answer that you’ve been seeking.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, 怎麼丟到那裡去了

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHIA CHIA 哭哭

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

格兰特是一个混蛋

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

怎麼丟到那裡去了!!!!!

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP ASKING ME WHY I THREW IT THERE. I DON’T KNOW WHY I THREW IT THERE

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

他不知道我在说什么。白痴。

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 6, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

有没有人读呢?这是喜剧黄金。啊,你们都他妈的!

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a really bad translation. “comedy gold” doesn’t make sense in Chinese.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t make sense in Chinese.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

幹你媽的雞巴

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

לך תלקק אשכים של למה מצויה

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

now that’s just rude

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

痴。是喜人知都他妈呢在说裡

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 7, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

这可能是最有趣的事情你在年写的。你怎么这么多的山,巨人正在考虑为你提供一个为期两年的合同。

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you get what I was going for in the second part? The translation kind of butchered it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

the part you ask Grant why he has so many mountains?

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not mountains, it’s hills. And he’s over them.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. I don’t speak Mandarin and/or Cantonese. I’m just copying and pasting your comments in a random order.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 7, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this is true, that’s amazing. You sort of managed to make a “your mama” joke in a language you don’t understand.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, though, no rhyme or reason. I figured I was pasting in something that translated to “That wallaby crunk pistol were were to jogging the if.”

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 7, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, what the hell do you mean by that?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, sorry.

I meant “those wallaby crunk pistol were were to jogging the if.”

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 7, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sure

You’ve shown us who you really are.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 7, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

让我们来看看你像格兰特懒惰,你要检查什么甚至不屑我对你写作。笨蛋。

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

कुछ इसे कॉल आलस्य, कुछ कहते हैं यह कमाल किया जा रहा है

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 7, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Теперь слушайте меня, людей, я не понимаю эти языки, которые Вы говорите. Так будьте тихи, все Вы.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 7, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

تجاهل الرجل الجديد. الآن ، على محمل الجد ، من هو الشخص المفضل لديك هنا؟ الأقل المفضلة لديك؟ لقد اعتقدت دائما أن ناتو كان مبالغا فيه بعض الشيء.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

مجھے لگتا ہے کہ ہم اپنے تمام پسندیدہ یہاں شخص کو جانتے ہیں جو کوئی بھی نہیں ہے کہ وہ کس طرح حاصل ہے. یا والرس آدمی. فرما یا. واقعی ، یہ سب فورم کہ پڑھا ھوا چوسنا.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 7, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Iay ovelay ogurtyay

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is why you are the Overlord.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 7, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

i so feel like

right now.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you feel like visit creepygif.com to view this GIF animation?

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddammit

my bad. nevermind.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s time to just use the preview.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 7, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

CREEPYGIF.COM IS NOT THE BOSS OF ME

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 7, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

我覺得錯在傳球的那

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

which one is it???

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 6, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Castillo?

No, Sandowski?Damnit, Tom Sellick?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 6, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Castillo is the Correct Response

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

怎麼丟到那裡去了!!!!!?!?!!?!?

by Unitard on Aug 6, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does this guy have his own era?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 7, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is a metaphor. A synedoche. He is what we fear. He is ourselves.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 7, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Speaking of his own era

I miss this guy. Check it out. Nothing says FUCK YOU like a game winning hit off of IBB thrown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLG_6vjbGAo

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

茂野吾郎君はこれをやりアウトになりました

Tom Sellick?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 7, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is where i rec what you put right?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 7, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you know what’s good for you.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 7, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is ourselves

I thought that was another guy who played 3B for us

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 7, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Jose Castillo is now equal to Correct Response?

Even if so . . . that’s “synecdoche.”

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Giants

And McCovey Chronicles. This whole thread is amazing both for the fact that we won and every post is hilarious. This type of win is a real moral booster for the team and us fans. Gigantes and the playoffs are meant to be!

by nhlogan on Aug 7, 2010 12:04 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

We love you too. Don’t forget to check out the Google Image Search of McCovey Chronicles before you go.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 7, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s quite a collection there

by nataku on Aug 7, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

…..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

my personal favorite ....

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 7, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Z

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 7, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh my christ ....

my inner nerd just leapt for joy.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 7, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

heres another one of my rec’dits (b/c i lol’d 4rl)

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 7, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I so so don’t get it.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

i regret it

rec’dits was suppose to look like credits, but instead looks like profanity

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 7, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I cant unsee it

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 7, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

so

I googled boba fett (no idea what this referred to) – there’s a wookiepedia???

by scottishgiants on Aug 7, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait what

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 7, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

there's a wiki for pretty much everything these days

obviously, star wars is going to have an extensive one

by Link on Aug 7, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You seriously didn't know who Boba Fett is/was?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.
The Nerd Squad will be at your door momentarily to revoke your membership badge.

Hell, even I’ve seen that movie!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 7, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea…never seen any of the star wars movies…
/ducks

by scottishgiants on Aug 7, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, you don’t have to have seen any of the Star Wars movies to recognize some of their most iconic characters.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 7, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the first inning

then I drank a bunch of bourbon
turns out we won

SCIENCE!

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 7, 2010 12:16 AM PDT reply actions  

There’s a fascinating trilingual conversation just above this comment.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 7, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant's sentences made me think of this:

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 7, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

...... ummm .......

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 7, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

No there isn’t.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Science!

Oldjacket, do you get the previous joke they find so funny?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

which one?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 7, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind . . .

creviced.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because any other day, there is time to fool around!
There’s no messing around at 12:45 a.m.," said Giants closer Brian Wilson, who worked a clean inning to record his NL-best 32nd save. “It’s time to get the game over with. That’s not a time to fool around. It’s like, why wait eight hours at the park to come in and lose it?”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

In other words he was running out of time to hit the clubs LOL WILSON.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correction MLB leading 32nd save

awwwwe winners

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 7, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still think most McCoven would love this.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 12:26 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL mlb

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=stark_jayson&id=5442704

Good article by stark on the phil cuzzi fest that took place yesterday.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

If I start following Dexter in season 4, am I going to be lost?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 12:40 AM PDT reply actions  

you should start from the beginning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 7, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I don’t have Netflix, so that isnt really an option.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously dude, learn to Internet

If you Google watch dexter online, you’ll find it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 7, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

hulu.com

amazing website for all of your television needs.

Zito was just saving his good pitching for the years when the rest of the team would be good too.

-- jponry

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 7, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

That where I watch everything, but it only has the fourth season.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been meaning to watch arrested development because (LOL ME) I've never seen it.

Season 1 is finally up on Hulu! YES!!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 7, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

download

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 7, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

from where?

I don’t really like downloading stuff

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

bit torrents…or buy/rent the DVD sets

by scottishgiants on Aug 7, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you do like groug said, you can find a bunch of sites with links to streams of earlier episodes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 7, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or just Megavideo

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 7, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is that?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can watch stuff for 72 minutes or something for free

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 7, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit that pisses me off.

I miss ninjavideo.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I give up.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Google surfthechannel Dexter and go from there, that’s what I did.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have to download them?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

here's a protip

just google dexter s01e01 (and so forth, changing seasons or episodes) and then one of a few other words: megaupload, rapidshare, hotfile, depositfiles etc. you will guaranteed find a free, quick download that will not be caught by the feds.

by thebighead on Aug 7, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t be completely lost but you won’t understand the characters and their relationships as well, which is one of my favorite parts (OK, well mostly only Dexter).

And there will be moments when he’s talking to himself which will make absolutely no sense.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its really worth watching all of it. It makes you appreciate season 4 all the more

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 7, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the last part of the game but good to see they won.

by Snack on Aug 7, 2010 12:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Virtue prevailed, and that is a good thing.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 7, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit Facebook people
Patrick T Powers Dude, 9th inning bases loaded 1 out, we shoulda had ishakawa squeeze bunt, if doesn’t work it’ll still be bases loaded 2 outs. They need to try some squeeezes

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 1:12 AM PDT reply actions  

…..

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 7, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is his name Patrick T Powers Dude or is he saying “Dude…”?

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s saying Dude

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well that definitely takes away all his credibility.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I say “dude” all the time, thanks.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

I do too.

But I just completely read it as “Duuuude, we should have like, squeezed or something.”

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLFACEBOOK

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 7, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when the Giants win.

I don’t like it when they TORTURE me.

by zuma420 on Aug 7, 2010 2:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I enjoy would be double play balls being hit to gonzalez and chipper jones and turning into productive at bats.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hurf

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 7, 2010 2:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Nerf.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 7, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Franchize needs to summon his inner dustin oedroia and start raking.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 3:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Comment #1000!

Nerds.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 7, 2010 3:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Who would have thunk this at the begining of the season?

Last night, 6 of the 8 starting position players have OPS+ of 100 or better and the the two that don’t are Sanchez and Sandoval.

that’s pretty “wow”

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 7, 2010 8:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, it’s not that surprising that Sanchez is one of them that don’t.

by Natto on Aug 7, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonny Venters: 56.0 ip, 1.13 era, 59 k’s, 25 bb’s, 1.018 whip, 360 era+

Buster. Posey.

by deuce deuce on Aug 7, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I see your Jonny Venters and Raise you a Kuo

Hong-Chih Kuo : 37.1 IP, 0.96 ERA, 47K, 12BB, 0.777 whip (WTF), 405 ERA+

Left handers has one hit off Kuo all year.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea. I think the craziest part is Venters is a relative unknown with numbers like that.

Buster. Posey.

by deuce deuce on Aug 7, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because he is a rookie and nobody knows if those 50 innings is a fluke or not. But yes, I agree he should get more attention the more innings he gets under his belt.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny

I was going through my prospect handbook, and he was like the #30 prospect in the Braves system. He had like a 5 ERA in AAA. Unbelievable to me.

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I have never seen Ichiro this mad before

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsY6YnWXsVk

He was right though. That pitch was not a strike at all.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 7, 2010 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

ProTip for Ichiro: a line in the sand, will get you banned

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 7, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Karma

This game was awesome. It took 17 innings vs the braves, but I feel like the Giants put up good abs in the 9th vs wagner and carried that. The Braves seemed to get hazy strikezone calls, Giants working the count were down 0-2 all series so far. Needed that win. I personally threw my house keys vs the wall when Chip got that HR. I was glad to see Zito snap a little. Pick the guys up, motivate, pick Zito up. He’s pitched brilliantly this year, quietly.

This game is the break even game from the 1 hitter we threw vs SD this year and lost 1-0. I was at that game. I went home totally dejected. No more Karma left, we gotta win straight up now on.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 7, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

The braves got the TBS treatment with the strike zone all night both on offense and defense

The called strike 3 to ishikawa in the 7th for example was not close but the umpire couldn’t help himself since its just the giants.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JP Arencibia:

First pitch, 2 run homer. What’s with rookie catchers hitting this year?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

3 HR for Toronto already in the 3rd..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

4

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

5

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

6

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 7, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JAMES SHIELDS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I decided to start him…yay.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Totally thought this was chasm until I checked the box score.

by speckops on Aug 7, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you

never doubt Toronto’s ability to hit HR

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

7

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

8

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

7

Arencibia has 2, and a double and single.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 7, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOWWWW 4-4, 2 HR, triple away from cycle.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's human

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod out of today's game

Berkman nails him below the knee during BP.

First solid hit for him since the trade.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 7, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ZING!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Cubs

They one-up the Giants by scoring 2 runs in the 9th without a hit, just 4 BBs and a HBP. However Cubs, while being the Cubs, still lost by a run leaving the bases loaded.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/ron santos starts yelling and throwing stuff

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really one-upped ...

if you include the tying run the Giants scored in the 9th as well, that’s two runs w/ no hits.
… and they won!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to just one inning

Yes the Giants won because well, they are NOT the Cubs.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 7, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cum RISP stats for 1st two series games:

ATL: 0-11 .000
SFG: 1-19 .053

Kruk: “Like a soccer game”

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 7, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Eric Karros

Talking about Rangers going from 1st to 3rd and somehow I heard the words “Dodger organization.”

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ eric karros thinking the dodgers are still in contention.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still laugh at how he was raving about what great trades they made getting a soon-to-be FA pitcher and The Riot.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still break into a fit of laughter everytime I hear joe torre say “Theriot is one of the best 2nd basemen in the league and he will be my everyday second baseman hitting 2nd for the rest of the year and many years to come” LOLDGERS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he say that?

Oh Joe. I love how that organization is just keeps digging a deeper hole.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

Just like he said garret anderson is a great pinch hitter and is playing “much better than the numbers show”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can believe that, Anderson’s numbers are non-existent. LOL

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So nick swisher goes crazy over a called strike 3 and starts yelling at a umpire in his face and showing him up and pointing at him… and doesn’t get ejected and the umpire just looks at the ground and takes it. Seriously? Must be nice being a yankee and having the MLB on their knees for you at all times.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Lineup

RF Torres
2B Sanchez
1B Huff
C Posey
SS Uribe
LF Burrell
3B Sandoval
CF Rowand
P Cain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 7, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol scott

Great career numbers against huddy!!!!

/3 years ago

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 years ago

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 7, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels like it’s been a while since we’ve seen Huff at 1B.

by Natto on Aug 7, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too long! This is the best team they can put on the field, though the CF/RF thing is silly.

by Evan on Aug 7, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is rowand playing CF?

Oh that’s right we have a dunce for a manager that thinks rowand plays a better CF than torres does and it would hurt the team defensively if torres was in center with rowand in right or left. It’d be nice if bork possessed any common sense and realized that rowand is a defensive liability in center if torres is in the game but hey row’s a gold glove center fielder he’s the tori hunter of the NL!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah you tell 'em

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 7, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain’t about to underestimate the defensive worth of a veteran gamer.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand hit the walk-off infield single in the game Hudson pitched earlier in the year, thus Rowand hits Hudson well.

SCIENCE.

by DrDC on Aug 7, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork couldn’t go another day with his veteran slugger not in the line up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 7, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

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