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The Giants, Jose Guillen, and the big picture

I get a lot of e-mails from people who disagree with me. When I didn’t like the Bowker trade, I received misspelled missives of barely concealed rage. I’m a hater, see. Nothing but a hater.

Star-divide

 

The Giants are doing well, so it’s folly -- dastardly folly! -- to think Brian Sabean still has antiquated notions of how an offense is built. The Giants are in the middle of the pack in runs scored, of course. While the Giants are doing so well, I can’t get too riled up against the tories of the baseball world. Agree to disagree, and...

I’m told the Giants are discussing outfielder Jose Guillen, who was designated for assignment by the Royals today.

Oh. Oh, my. This could be our Lexington. See, Guillen isn’t a good player. He can’t field, can’t hit for average, and he can’t get on base. But he hits home runs and, because he’s spend much of his time hitting fourth or fifth in the Royals’ lineup, he has a fair number of RBI.

If the Giants are considering Jose Guillen, they’re doing so because they consider him to be a run producer. It’s 2010. And I still have a sick feeling that Brian Sabean views RBI as anything but worthless in player evaluation. It makes me think that Mark DeRosa is in a barbershop somewhere with leeches nibbling at his wrist.

But the Giants are doing well, the e-mails will read. The offense is much improved this year, you dolt. When are you going to be happy? I AM HAPPY, DAMMIT. I AM ENJOYING THE SEASON. I ALSO QUESTION THE JUDGMENT OF THE ORGANIZATION WHEN IT COMES TO OFFENSIVE EVALUATION. THE TWO ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. DAMMIT.

Ahem. If Sabean signed Aubrey Huff right after the World Series and said, "This is it. This is our first baseman," we would have howled. Sabean could have said, "No, no. I see something that portends a huge rebound. You’ll see. And also, Andres Torres is our starting center fielder over Aaron Rowand," and we would have howled even more. And then, when both players turned into fringe MVP candidates, we would have all looked really, really stupid. But that’s not how it happened. Sabean deserves credit for the acquisitions, but that doesn’t mean they need to be completely stripped of context.

Sabean deserves credit for a lot of things. Really, he does. He deserves credit for recognizing that Travis Ishikawa probably wasn’t a good enough hitter to start at first for a contending team. He deserves credit for being part of the war rooms that picked Buster Posey, Tim Lincecum, and Matt Cain in the draft. He deserves credit for not trading Jonathan Sanchez for the first pseudo-slugger that other teams dangled. He deserves credit for trading Bengie Molina to rectify an earlier mistake. He deserves credit for signing and re-signing Juan Uribe. He deserves credit for pouncing on a free Pat Burrell, who is already playing the Jose Guillen role better than Guillen could play it. This team, this successful team, has Brian Sabean’s fingerprints all over it.

That doesn’t mean that I trust him to evaluate hitters, and you can’t make me. When I read about Guillen -- even if it’s coming from an intern, or something -- it makes me twitch in that old, familiar way. I hope it’s not true.

And I can still enjoy the season in the meantime. Dammit. Not. Mutually. Exclusive.

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wtf howie

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just happy to be there.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, yes the enhancements.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be a man and grow a real fucking beard!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll see how much you joke about my beard after I rub it on you.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Intriguing. How are you going to rub it on me? That is if you don’t mind me asking.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll apply my face to your skin in a manner that produces friction.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weirdly enough, that’s what she said.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, sir.

by kudo on Aug 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

She wants it NOW.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, that’s pretty gross.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes… That sounds really really creepy.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I instantly regretted posting it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I mean… what the fuck else does Veruca say to ANYBODY? I just typed it before I could think about it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Serious LOL.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Walrusman took over howie's account!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT JULIE DAWN COLE IS 52 YEARS OLD

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

But we aren't talking about the actress

That’s Veruca Salt in that picture.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was an awkward comment.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I RECOGNIZE THIS IN RETROSPECT

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

She's, like, 12

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

For a second, I thought you were talking about me.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

I guess I should have realized the potential ambiguity, there. Sorry.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL s’okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WOULD LIKE TO JUST MOVE ON FROM THIS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Uh, howie, is the “she” perhaps Veruca?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie how is this last name thing going to work?

Is going to be Veronica Scored or Veronica Salt-Scored?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS made me laugh till I cried.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it as Scorned. Which also works.

by kaliber on Aug 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, to the blueberry girl?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT DO YOU REALIZE HOW DIRTY THIS IS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wash your fingers out with soap

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO BAD I COULD TASTE IT

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The poor little girl is begging for a World Series Championship.
She’s waited her entire lifetime.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes is totally trying to cop a feel on Susan Sarandon. “Oops, my elbow seems to be in the way of your breasts, there.”

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd so hard

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooooo

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

A good (and let’s be honest, not great) end offensive result does not mean the process is sound. God I hate it when people say the Giants are doing well therefore Sabean is good.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

The problem with your statement is that it makes even LESS sense. Your essentially arguing that the Giants are good therefore Sabean is bad. That makes no sense at all. Saying the Giants are dong well therefore Sabean deserves some credit makes a hell of a lot more sense.

by derick230 on Aug 6, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t say that though.

He simply is saying that the Giants being good does not mean Sabean is doing a good job. He doesn’t claim the opposite, only that that isn’t necessarily true.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wish I could rec this twice

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I added one for you

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

All your base are blong to Brian Sabean, Haters.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Please be awarded the claim to Adam Dunn so we can kick this nonsense to the curb.

Buster. Posey.

by deuce deuce on Aug 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

exactly

Let’s acquire an outfielder who is less valuable than Huff, Burrell, Torres, Schierholtz, Rowand, and Bowker, for that matter. Also, he has attitude issues.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

But the Ribeyes!!!

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

PROVEN VETERAN BIG BAT RUN PRODUCER!

Gives you a professional at bat everytime!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

plays game right way

battles

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good clubhouse guy

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

great clutch hitter with excellent base running skills and “solid speed”

/kruk’d

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke

friggen Scott.

Not Jose friggen Guillen

Buster Posey, saves Pandas, plays catcher for the SF Giants.
In San Francisco, we win orange gloves, not gold gloves.

by PandaPower48 on Aug 6, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I hate it when people make it like two things that aren’t mutually exclusive, mutually exclusive. For example, if I enjoyed watching BLB then I must not care about cheating in the game.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

You probably take steroids just for the hell of it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was referring to all those walks.

Steroids don’t cheat the game, but one of our coaches thinks walks do. I like to imagine the scene in the dugout if Dunston had ragged on Bonds about all those walks and how he wasn’t really playing the game properly.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunstons idea of “playing the game properly” was approaching every at bat like aaron rowand.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and never taking a pitch you can’t make contact with.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am fine with Guillen depending on the price

I see him as an upgraded Burrell…of course what we are going to do with two Burrells…I don’t know. I don’t think he will be a cancer especially after playing in Baseball hell for the past two years.

Question: What is the salary impact of Guillen now that the Royals have DFA’d him?

I know we are all fans and those not realistic but who is really out there to get…only someone like Guillen…low value but hopefully some upside.

Oh yeah…Javier Lopez > Bowker and Martinez (can already feel the hatred)

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah…Javier Lopez > Bowker and Martinez (can already feel the hatred)

NO!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 6, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

just cuz Lopez has done more for the team this year than Bowker has, doesn’t mean he’s a better player. but that said, i’m fine with the trade.

and THAT said, I am NOT fine with Guillen

by DimaK on Aug 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t much care for the trade, but I’m really glad Bowker is going to a team where he’s much more likely to get a legitimate shot at playing time in the majors.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Begrudgingly This

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, have you seen the Pirates OF?

Tabata
Lastings Milledge
Andrew McCutchen
Garrett Jones
Doumit

yeah I don’t think he has a chance actually.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

oddly, those losers at Schmucks Dugout don't want Bowker

whining he’s a AAAA player

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

not true

not everyone follows all other orgs very closely, and we’ve seen our fair share of players who look quad-A. Even now, its hard to say what Milledge, Clement, etc are, and Bowker hasn’t done himself many favors with his ML performaces.

That said, I m a fan, and mostly because of what you guys on MCC think of him

by BurgherKing on Aug 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great poster.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW: For all those touting Bowker's numbers with Pitts' AAA start

JR Phillips’ best minor league year came 5 years after the Giants traded him (3 teams later)

At the age of 29: he hit 41 Hrs. 100 RBIs .311 Avg., .380 OBP .614 Slg .994 OPS

At the age of 28: he hit 21 hrs 60 RBIS .302 Avg .361 OBP .662 OBP 1.024 OPS

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this proves it then

What, exactly, is your point? That Bowker might be a AAAA player?

Everyone knows that this is a good possibility.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got screwed by Sabes/Bork

And he hits dingerz!

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What dingers?

2007: AA: 21 homers
2008: (mostly played at MLB)
2009: AAA: 22 homers
2010 (103 games): AAA 14 homers

The best thing I see about Bowker is his average.

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOBP

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way

it’s statements like this

The best thing I see about Bowker is his average.

that make us look askance at you. AVG is probably the second least useful common use offensive stat. (next to RBIs)

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that make us look askance at you.

“Askance” definitely needs to be used more often.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Viliphied's post actually wasn't about Bowker

It was about you.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because

Average, like RBI’s, Runs (for individuals) and Wins are all irrelevant statistics, just as ERA is highly flawed. Using average to prop up your argument makes McCoven look askance at you.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

back at ya

and saying those categories is “irrelevant” makes others look askance at you. I understand you do not feel they are as pertinent as some other numbers. But they are hardly “irrelevant.”

by lexluth7 on Aug 6, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

they’re irrelevant if you’re trying to project a player’s value moving forward at least

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fact that you look at his AVG at all

hurts your credibility. AVG isn’t important for major leaguers, and it’s double plus unimportant for minor leaguers. If you want to evaluate a MiL player, look at his k% and bb% first, then to a lesser extent his PF/ISO and to a way lesser extent, his BABIP.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't look at his average as a plus...

I saw it as a negative in that it was the only thing out of the ordinary for me…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you didn’t look at his OBP. I see that as a negative — for you.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 6, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

this too

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

k/bb%?

which is one of the most important stats for any offensive player?

Do you know how few players walk MORE often than they strike out?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are

exactly 10 players in the majors right now with a K:BB rate of 1 or higher.

Even if you think it will drop some (which it almost certainly would), .75 would put you in the top 35.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sorry...

maybe you’re right…I probably don’t know as much as you do about minor league player but my sense is that how a minor league player is in minor league is the type of player he will be in the majors

Howard: Big Power Big SO in the minor…same in the majors

Heyward: Good avg., good BB to SO ratio, good OBP and SLG, some power in the minors…same in the majors

Buster: Good avg., low SO/BB, good stats across, same in the majors

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

so...

what exactly makes you think that Bowker (great bb/k rate, above average power) would be different in the majors?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I don't think he can make the adjustment

Hey maybe I am wrong. but with his age…I just don’t think he will make it…

I see the change in his BB/SO from 2007 to 2008/2009 so I can see why people see potential…I just think that he will be a sub-part hitter in MLB.

I do like his middle name though…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

but what makes you think that he can’t make the transition?

He’s only had ~1 season’s worth of PA’s in the majors over his career, and only 160 since he reworked his approach.

I’m not saying he’s gonna be a great hitter, but he’s earned more than 160 PAs to prove himself.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

I officially nominate this as one of the most productive arguments ever hashed out on MCC.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on...just trying to have a good baseball discussion

Look I can go through and list his major league stats but in the end it’s still a gut feel about prospects in general.

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t being sarcastic

You’ve been jumped on, a bit and still maintained your composure, and acknowledged when good points have been made.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this. A lesser man would have flamed out in profanity-laced tirades and U R 5s.

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by rotorueter on Aug 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what?

Fuck you, rotorueter! How’s THAT for a stat?

Short tirade, but thought it would be… You know, useless…

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by JRPhillips on Aug 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to start use a special icon or code when we’re not being sarcastic.

by Evan on Aug 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about KIRY

(keepin’ it real yo)

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by hairball on Aug 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRS

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds sarcastic

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by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to be around when that goes bad.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this gut feel seems to run contradictory to your other gut feel that players are in the majors who they’ve been in the minors (which would make Bowker a high HR/OBP/SLG guy). So, which is it — was your gut feeling lying then, or is it lying now?

/prosecutor

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by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly...my sense is that most players who can make it

Make it early. It shouldn’t take a number of years in the minors grinding it finding yourself to get it…talent is talent…it should show up fast and early.

I think this especially true in a sport like baseball where there is not as hype for HS or college players as there is in football/basketball

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Torres would like a word with you

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by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Granted there are exception...but they are the exception

As much as I love Andres…it still remains to be seen whether he can stay as good for a number of year (see Panda)

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

Most players who make it make it early, but there are certainly exceptions. Had Andres been stuck on the bench or in Fresno, though, he never would’ve been able to prove himself.

Like John Bowker.

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by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will just have to see...

I watched Bowker that 2008 season and thought maybe there was something but kept feeling that he was trying hard just to keep up…

I am a bigger Schierholtz and Ishi guy but am ready to concede that they will probably just be defensive replacements

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: players making it young

This is, for the most part, true. However, the ones who make it early are also usually the ones who have obviously talent oozing out of their pores. Those are easy decisions. The tough ones are the guys on the edge, the ones that don’t have that obvious, franchise-altering talent. That’s where opinions on things like makeup and plate discipline matter. It’s hard to pin down which guys are the margin will succeed and which ones won’t.

For hitters, put your money on the guy with plate discipline, and for all players on the guy that shows he can learn from his mistakes and develop as a player. If he can do that in the minors, the hope is that he can continue to adjust at the top, even if things start out rough.

Sabean thought Bowker was one kind. I think he’s the other. Oh well.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Semi-related discussion point/rant

I dislike seeing BA called “useless.” This isn’t aimed at anyone, just more of a general comment. (And yes, it’s in reply to Viliphied, but I’m really not trying to point at anyone here; it’s just a convenient place to start a discussion on a topic I think is important)

There’s a trend in people who like more advanced statistics to lambast anyone who uses something more “primitive” than their stat of choice. There’s any number of levels to this, but I’ll use BA as the topic of choice.

BA is not useless, and never will be. This goes for most stats – the numbers are what they are. BA tells you how good a guy is at putting the ball in play and getting on base by that means. Higher is better, and a guy that consistently hits .300 or better is a valuable hitter.

Now, the problem is NOT batting average, but a thought process that equates .300 hitter with top notch hitter and stops there. Batting average is useful, but doesn’t take a number of things into account (specifically power, walks, and strikeouts). This SAME thought process when applied to whatever is the popular statistic today will take WAR at face value (for example), and ignore possible flaws (questions about defensive metrics, in this case).

The problem in either case is not batting average or WAR. The problem is the uncritical mind that uses one thing woodenly and ignores other factors. The person who does this with WAR will be wrong less of the time than the person who uses BA, but both people are falling in the same trap.

Intelligent baseball analysis is perfectly possible with BA, when the person arguing knows what BA actually means. The same goes for WAR, wOBA or UZR. Basic human reason hasn’t magically changed in the last 50 years, it’s just gotten some fancier tools. But through it all, the key thing is the ability to think critically and cogently about baseball. The tools are just that – tools, and they can be used poorly or well.

So, rant finished, can we please stop treating people who use different statistics than we do as some sort of sub-intelligent know-nothing? If we really wanted to help people understand baseball better and appreciate it’s nuances more, we’d get farther by explaining the reasoning behind our position rather than smacking people upside the head and telling them to look at different numbers.

It’s the same in logic as it is in character development in stories – show, don’t tell.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

tl; dr

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, but you're saying things that just aren't true
a guy that consistently hits .300 or better is a valuable hitter.

If a guy hits .300/.310/.380 he his not a good or valuable hitter.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s that bad, he’s not going to keep hitting .300, now is he?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

singles hitters do exist

and if they’re fast enough they can keep up a .300.

The point isn’t that BA is some sort of pariah statistic. We know what it means, and what it represents.

But why, oh why, would you ever use batting average to evaluate a player’s hitting ability when there are so many better statistics which better correlate to run creation?

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the batting average purists don’t consider run creation as part of the evaluation. They only see it as “can the guy hit?”

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's frustrating

Even if you don’t want to get too complicated, a BA person would be much better served by just citing SLG.

SLG literally uses the same type of equation, but it better represents power..

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s a tricky balance sometimes. I think that’s part of the difficulty.

It took me a while to realize the limitations of batting average. Once I did, using OBP and SLG made a lot more sense. But if someone at the time had called me an idiot for equating batting average with value, I would have looked at a list of HOF hitters, noted the averages, and dismissed the guy as a moron.

At best, I might have come away with the point that not all .300 hitters are equal, which is good, but by that time I likely would have been alienated by the approach and dug in my heels.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Singles hitters exist

Of course they do – and they have value, and are usually pretty consistent at doing what they do. If they are over-valued, that’s not a problem with batting average, that’s a problem with people not thinking clearly.

Besides, this misses the point. That attitude – why use batting average when there’s better tools? That doesn’t address the problem at all. All tools are bad if you don’t know how to use them. If your tactic is to go straight to that, well, it’s no wonder we alienate people.

But a person can make the same point about the lack of value of that singles hitter WITHOUT using some weird acronym. Watch.

“Juan Pierre? Oh, sure – .300 is good but it doesn’t cover everything. A guy with speed like that, he doesn’t need to slap at every ball, right? What if he gives up a few hits, and takes a few more walks by taking some more pitches. He stills gets on first base just as often, but now maybe he gets a few more balls to drive. He can still steal second on the walks just as much as on the singles.”

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

All offensive statistics are basically trying to do one thing: predict how good a player is at creating run.

Using batting average when there are other better statistics available is like trying to bang in a nail with a rock when you have a hammer sitting right next to you. You can try to do it, it might work some of the time, but a lot of times you’ll get a skewed final product. Just use the hammer.

And as to your last point… you seem to be agreeing with me. Batting average is useless as a hitter evaluation tool because it doesn’t tell us nearly enough information as we need.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, where we’re disagreeing is your hyperbolic use of “useless.” It’s not useless, nor is it everything. Both stances are missing the point.

Clear thinking is more important than metric. It also happens that clear thinking will lead to certain metrics, but that’s a side issue.

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by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it is useless in making the types of decisions we need to make

In terms of who is a better hitter than someone else, BA doesn’t help at all.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. What decisions? I’m not in charge of anything. Batting average is an easily grasped straightforward way of looking at whether a hitter gets on base when he hits the ball. If you don’t like it, don’t use it, fine. But why beat up other people for using it? What good does that do?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

using this reasoning, no one who doesn't work for a baseball team should try to understand baseball statistics

Because why do we need to understand them?

Fans like to compare hitters, and they like to know how good hitters are. Batting average is useless in both of those pursuits.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re taking this a little seriously.

There’s every reason to learn more about the game if you like it, and understand it deeper by looking at the numbers. I like doing it, too. I don’t see where that necessitates alienating a bunch of fans who don’t think the exact same way that I do.

The ability to think critically is more important than the metric – do you at least agree with that?

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by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do agree with that

But now you seem to be shifting the parameters of the debate.

Batting average is useless in evaluating offensive performance, but it’s not like I walk around the ballpark shitting on everyone who doesn’t use wOBA or OPS+.

I understand how to not be a douchebag about statistics. That doesn’t change any of my arguments.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not trying to say you do. But the bit about thinking critically was my original point. Batting average tells you exactly what it tells you. It doesn’t tell you everything, I agree. There are better numbers that correlate with success better, I agree.

That doesn’t make it useless, though. It’s entirely possible to to make all the arguments we do without using advanced statistics, it’s just simpler when we all know the shorthand. But if I say a .300 hitter has value, but it’s limited if he doesn’t also hit with power or take some walks on top of that, am I wrong? No. It’s all in HOW you use the information.

See, I think you are equating “not as useful” with “useless” and I think that’s a needless hyperbole.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But a .300 hitter does not NECESSARILY have value at all

As we discussed up thread. Someone with a .300 average can still be a fucking awful hitter! And if that is true, BA really isn’t useful at all.

On a side note, I have to leave work. Someone take up the nerd banner (unless no one agrees with me!)

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I won’t belabor you in your free time then. But I think you’re still missing the point – using batting average that woodenly (“necessarily has value”) is exactly the thought process I’m arguing against.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at Ryan Theriot's line for this year
If he’s that bad, he’s not going to keep hitting .300, now is he?

I think he’s hitting .280, but it’s the definition of an empty BA

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by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Empty batting averages do exist, but that’s not really the point here, is it?

Ryan Theriot (or Juan Pierre, for another example of a .300 hitter) is a good example for people who use batting average woodenly. By all means, show them that Pierre’s average oversells his value – I’m arguing against that wooden use of batting average too. But that’s not really a ditch we’re likely to stumble into, is it?

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by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to introduce you

to one Mr. Juan Pierre.

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by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career .347 OBP is a lot different than .310, as in the previous example.

If you think Juan Pierre is great, purely because of his average, you aren’t thinking things through.

If you think Juan Pierre is useless, purely because someone else evaluates him with just batting average, you’re making the same mistake.

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by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the point is that the evaluation would be worthless.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The purely batting average based one? I agree. Using anything that woodenly isn’t terribly useful.

But I never said batting average is the be all and end all. Geez. It can be part of a cogent analysis, examples of singles hitters not withstanding. “Cogent analysis” would include not using just batting average.

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by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

my point is

there’s no point in even looking at BA. ESPECIALLY for minor league batters. There are other metrics that tell you so much more that it renders BA pointless.

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by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about this?

There’s no point at looking at BA without context.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

.347 vs .310 = who gives a shit

he’s still a terrible offensive player.

And a career .300 hitter.

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by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's what you missed:
Now, the problem is NOT batting average, but a thought process that equates .300 hitter with top notch hitter and stops there.

What your arguing kind of seems unnecessary just considering the above line.

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by JRPhillips on Aug 6, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, because

I am asserting that batting average should NEVER be used in hitter evaluation.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

In terms of future evaluation, I can see your point. But would you disregard average in terms of simply looking at a player’s past? Like looking at a retired player’s career performance. Obviously not saying something as simple as, “He had a career .300 average, therefore he’s AWESOME!” but actually including it in an analysis of how the player did for his career, would you disregard or consider it within the complete package the player brought to the table.

Just curious.

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by JRPhillips on Aug 6, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would disregard it

Because their BA says almost nothing about how good of a hitter they were, except insofar as it correlates to other, better, statistics.

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by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would

but this discussion was centered on John Bowker, and I think even glancing at the BA of a MiL player is pointless.

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by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to clarify

I was talking about this sort of thing in general. The Bowker discussion just happened to bring up something that made me think about it.

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by Ott on Aug 6, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO

BA (with other things) can tell you about a hitter’s past, but is completely useless when projecting that player’s future.

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by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree...it's all part of the equation...

Some parts are more valuable than other but with prospect…ever bit counts

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too hard to ignore

I’m a slut of BA w RISP. RBI’s are not a total test of a players productoin. It is a combo of BA w RISP, a team that sets the table a lot, and extra base hits with guys on base. I’ll take a guy with 120 rbis with .350 BA in the clutch than a guy with 135 who hits 46 HR, plays for a great team and hits .285 with RISP. Bases loaded, 2 outs, down 1, 9th inning, game 7 of WS, who do you want to bat?

by Myemail21479 on Aug 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot

RBI’s….

Power has dipped since they started drug testing across baseball, although I think they’re not winding the balls as tight, but have zero proof.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your math skills are lacking

21 HR in 366 AB in 2009 at AAA (5.74%)
14 HR in 201 AB in 2010 at AAA (6.97%)

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 6, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to speak for everybody, but it seems the “love” comes from appreciating a guy who works hard, addressed a problem he had with his approach at the plate, became one of the best hitters in all the minor leagues, and was never given a proper chance at the major league level.

Especially when failures like Molina and Rowand (at the time) were being sent out there every day.

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by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “love” stems from the fact that he COULD be a good cheap player. He has power and has shown a reworked approach that included patience.

Players who hit for power and have patience and who are cheap are difficult to come by. Would he have actually done anything similar to his minor league numbers in the majors? Who knows? But we certainly would have liked to have seen him given an actual (actual, just to repeat) shot at doing so.

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by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I firmly believe

that there’s no such thing as a AAAA player.

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by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

I guess I should revise that. There are players that do well in AAA, but when you look a little closer at their numbers, it’s pretty obvious they won’t be able to make the ML transition. Bowker is not one of those players.

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by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just guess that he didn’t have a K:BB ratio of 1:1, which would indicate a measure of plate discipline that might translate into big league success. I’d look it up, but I’m pretty sure I don’t need to.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll do it for you

BB/K rates –
age 28: 0.32
age 29: 0.37

LOL.

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by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I think Phillips did that when he was in Colorado Springs, right?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are like my new favorite person...

Ever!

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by JRPhillips on Aug 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he actually makes a lot more sense for the Giants. Oh well.

by Evan on Aug 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why the Pirates wanted him?

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by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Evan on Aug 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then Bruce Bochy eats steak every night for the next two months.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

And hey, second place isn’t that bad.

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by groug on Aug 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're moving him to 1B

Or at least that’s where he played his one game in Indianapolis 3 for 4 with two 2B’s.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker should have been a first baseman all his career, imho

 A left handed outfielder with marginal tools. At first base, Bowker might have been better than Travis and might not have been far from a James Loney. But I don’t see him succeeding now.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that, but

1B isn’t that hard to pick up and be adequate at, especially when you’re talking about cracking the starting lineup for Pittsburgh. I still think he can have success.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once the offseason is complete and the Pirates have traded away any useful outfielders they have currently, Bowker gets a shot. Or gets traded somewhere else.

Somehow, I’m just holding out hope that someone somewhere is going to see a potentially useful player and he’ll get SOME kind of playing time. Please?

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by JRPhillips on Aug 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can has Andrew McCutchen?

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by quincy0191 on Aug 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doumit is a catcher and I’m pretty sure he’s injured but yeah hopefully he gets time of lastings LOLedge.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never had that Lopez is or will be a "better" player

Just talking about the trade…Lopez is clearly a rental for this year and has paid some dividends. People also underestimate the fact that a sidearmer can go out pitch a lot more than a traditional pitcher. They don’t get the same arm issues…

Still don’t understand the lover for Bowker..

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look, Bowker’s lover simply cares about him a lot.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

TURPEN

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Javier Lopez > Bowker and Martinez

I’m pretty meh on the trades made. None of the included players going either way are going to make or break a season.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

please

make a list of the things he can do better than Burell.
Or Schierholtz for that matter.

opinion: you’re just being pointlessly contrary at this point.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

There really is nothing that Guillen does better than Burrell and Burrell is at least closer to his last productive season.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty harsh

I am not being contrarian…I am giving my opinion…

I remember people slamming me for supporting Sabean for picking up Burrell…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does Guillen do better than Burrell?

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toenail removal.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

he probably has fewer topless photos on the internet. That’s a positive.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is that a positive?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

you want to see Jose Guillen topless?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not really sure where I was going with that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

hah!

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by calpolynate on Aug 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He would give you the answer, if there was one.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 6, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's cool

I wasn’t one of them. I wouldn’t make the accusation if I could think of a reasonable explanation of your statement.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not saying that it will be a game changer or advocating for it to happen

I just said I am fine with it…if Sabean does it (depending on salary).

Burrell:

2008: 33 homers 86 RBIs, .250 Avg., .367 OBP, .507 Slg (on an incredible offense lineup); WAR: 1.8, Rfield -8
2009: 14 homes 64 RBIs., .221 Avg.,.315 OBP, .367 Slg (on a decent TB team); WAR: -1.0; Rfield: 0
2010 (TB): 9 homers 31 RBIs, .244 Avg., .339 OBP, .423 Slg (on a better TB team); WAR: -0.3; Rfield: 0
2010 (SF): 7 homers 18 RBIs .271 Avg., .368 OBP .481 Slg.; WAR: 0.7; Rfield: 1

Guillen:

2007 (SEA): 23 Hrs 99 RBIs .290 Avg., .353 OBP, .460 SLg., WAR: 2.7, Rfield: -0.7
2008 (KC): 20 Hrs. 97 RBIs .264 Avg., .300 OBP, 438 Slg; WAR: 0.1 Rfield: 1
2009 (KC): 9 Hrs. 40 RBIs. .242 Avg., .314 OBP, .367 Slg WAR: -1.7; Rfield: -15
2010 (KC); 16 Hrs. 62 RBIs, .255 Avg .314 OBP .429 Slg WAR: 0.8; Rfield: 3

So…2009 sucked for both players…even with Burrell’s incredible recovery as a Giants…Guillen’s WAR and Rfield is still higher..

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does that take in to account Tampa Bay

Or only Burrell’s numbers in SF. Also, WAR is cumulative stat, so more playing time increases WAR.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I split them up...

Burrell was awful in TB.

More playing time could also decrease WAR because Burrell can start in situation when he is most likely to succeed

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see

Should pay closer attention.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So in the last 4 years Burrell has either put up better or equivalent numbers at the plate and you still want Guillen off the bench?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again...I didn't say I wanted him..

I said I am okay with it…I also said that I don’t know what we would do with two Burrells…

I think playing in KC would depress anyone’s stats…Guillen has put up okay numbers this year and has shown the ability to have very good bounce back seasons (SEA, WAS, ANA)…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see anything that Guillen does better than Burrell in those stats.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell played on much better teams than Guillen and did not do better

There is also some chance that Burrell will regress to his form in the past two years

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

wat

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You already have.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is also a very, very good chance that Guillen will continue to suck as usual.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still, better than suck but still suck. Why bother? It’s not even Burrell v. Guillen anyway; Burrell isn’t going to be dropped if Guillen is acquired. It’s basically Guillen v. middle infield help, which is needed far more than Jose F. Guillen.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a Cal man right? I’m rather disappointed right now.

It doesn’t matter really. Guillen isn’t going to help, and when September callups occur, Belt and Guzman are likely better hitters than Guillen, while Schierholtz, whom I dislike, is still a much better fielder.

Really, what’s the point of Guillen? He’s not good.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really, what’s the point of Guillen?

To shut up the “Gotta get a big bat” crowd? Shirely they will be fooled into thinking he’s one after Ralph yaps about it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

(minus the Cal love)

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAL SUCKS

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/high five

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys UCLA ppl or something?

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Stanford gal who also likes Fresno State and kinda sorta likes Cal Poly.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ok, nobody’s perfect.

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that can explain why people root for Cal.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if you’re on scholarship.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So at best...it's the same education

At worst it’s five time the cost…

We also don’t have a stupid tree for a mascot…just saying

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oski is stupid.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOUOUUOUOUAUOAUH!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUR ICON

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/high five

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you're going to Stanford?

I could have sworn you said you were going somewhere else.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I wish. I’m going to Mills. I want to go to Stanford for grad school, though.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mills High School?

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mills College.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

General Mills?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mills Act.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Judge Mills Lane

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh cool.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a UCLA person.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CAL

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little history lesson for you

The University of California was granted a formal charter in 1868 at the present setting in the shadow’s of the mighty Berkeley hills. In 1919, 51 years later, for esteemed reasons of the UC, now the largest and most renowned education in the western US and the most important research facility in the world, decided the climate was right to spread to more remote areas of California, devoid of any resemble of academia.

Consequently the regents approved construction of several smaller insignificant satellite annexes to the mother university. These puny up-start universities would cater to those dullards that a sought a less classical and less rigorous and seemingly unrewarding education.

The third site chosen was Los Angeles. The particular pathetic southern branch called itself UCLA

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The "mother" university SUCKS

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, to clarify, this isn't bitterness. I got into Cal. It's just for fun.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you chose UCLA over Cal? Awesome. (I would’ve done the same thing if I got into both schools, tbh.)

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm seriously concerned about Youth in America

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, at least we’re not Dodger fans.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I visited both.

One kind of sucked. I chose the other.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man, fuck you for that. Cal’s campus is beautiful. I miss Wheeler hall so bad I can taste it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure if you want taste wheeler hall though :P

Great campus…great mix between urban and college feel.

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The architecture building doesn’t count, though. LOL Wurster. WTF?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

VLSB is fucking gorgeous.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

the students, not so much

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better than Stanford..

although one of the hottest girls I have ever met in my life went to Cal…Jessica Alba-like….

With that exception, nothing compared to USC…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

UT Austin

I was very impressed whenever I go down 6th street in Austin.

Finest collection of young, educated midwestern women.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both kinda suck

College snobbery is ridiculous.

I’ve met plenty of complete morons with fancy sheepskin.

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by DrStankus on Aug 6, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t knock my sheepskin

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man. Let just tell you one thing: When some loud braggart tries to put me down and says his school is great, I tell him right away, “Now what’s the matter, buddy? Ain’t you heard of my school? It’s number one in the state!”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little sad that nobody will see such an awesome reference.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciated it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/walks a batter
//gives up a double
///strikes out three for the save

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, my school was established in 1851! Therefore my school > Cal.

IT’S SCIENCE, BITCHES.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of you soft handed blouse wearing college people make me sick.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also UCLA had to "borrow"

Cal’s colors, mascot, fight songs, and even use the same font for it’s logos…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, a Bruin is a baby bear.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 6, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why they use baby blue and powder gold.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and they ended up with a much better athletics program.

by kingofthacove on Aug 6, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get UCLA folks hating on Cal. We should be family, or whatever. I mean, what’s the deal? It reminds me of A’s fans, frankly.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys suck.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO CYCLONES*

*this particular cyclone looks like a damn blue carrot, however.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO CYCLONES!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming you take Guillen over Burrell. Is the difference enough that you give up a lowend prospect?

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by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would want Guillen at the same price the Giants got Burrell for...nothing

Royals DFAed him…maybe a trade like Fred Lewis?

Guillen is making way too much money so I don’t want him at $12 million. Burrell was making $9 million for TB.

That’s why I asked about the salary issues

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Fred Lewis:

.275/.339/.450 – 114 OPS+

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atta Boy Fred !

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by nvsfg on Aug 6, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Lewis...bad deal by Sabean

Lewis had too much pressure here as Bonds’ heir apparent…glad to see him do well

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS VELEZ??

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by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Freddy back!

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

His bigotry probably wouldn’t have reared its ugly head had he stayed in SF!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 6, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty average numbers

particularly when you add in the fact that he has just 7 HR’s and he’s struck out damn near 1 out of every 4 official at bats. He does have a lot of doubles though.

I don’t miss him a bit. More impt – neither do the Giants.

by lexluth7 on Aug 6, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

zwuh?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shah

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by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually

the “wat” is because i have no idea what you’re trying to say. Other than maybe ribeyes, what does the caliber of a player’s team have to do with his offensive stats?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup...Burrell's last good year was with the 2008 phillies

It’s easier to put up good numbers when you are in a lineup with Rollins, Utley, Rollins, Werth…

Guillen’s last good year was 2007 in SEA…SEA

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s easier to put up big power numbers in that bandbox in Philly, but OPS+ is park adjusted, so that’s not a factor. You might get some marginal benefit by being in a lineup with those other mashers, but that’s not been statistically proven to my satisfaction.

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by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is that the last time Jose Guillen was any good, he was playing at SEA level. In that case, the move makes sense!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lottery ticket

Again..not pushing for the trade but would not hate it either…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS NOT THE JO

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what your numbers say

Burrell was a much better hitter in 2008, but a worse fielder. Overall he was a much better player. (his fangraphs WAR in 2008 was actually 2.9, BTW).

They were both crap in 2009, Burrell just had the advantage of being DHd.

Burell has outhit Guillen by plenty in 2010. He’s better at slugging and on-base percentage. Fielding is probably a wash.

 Basically you have to go all the way back to 2007 to find a time when they were even close in value.

So Guillen is not an upgraded Burrell.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus he is on this team

And cheaper
And not a cancer

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by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry...I screwed up the stats for Burrell in 2010 for TB

Posted the total stat

2010 (TB): 2 homers 13 RBIs .202 Avg, .292 OBP, .333 SLG

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

… in 96 PA. ZiPS didn’t exactly project him well either, but better than that small sample size.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, let’s remember that Burrell was once a very good hitter, so there may be some nagging injury type of problem in the last year and a half, and at least Burrell could get a dead-cat bounce closer to his previously level of production. Also, there’s at least some chance he gets a boost from playing for his hometown team.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dead Cat Bounce

If that’s not already a band name, it needs to be.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opening for Pablo and the High Cheese.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he just might be on the downside of his career.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is...

but he’s still slightly younger than Guillen.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whose WAR numbers are those?

Fangraphs shows Burrell over the last 4 years at 2.1, 2.9, -0.5, 0.5 for 5 WAR total. Guillen is at 2.4, -0.1, -1.8, 0.7 over the same time for 1.2 total WAR.

Even with the numbers you give, the totals are 1.2 WAR for Burrell over 3 years to 1.9 for Guillen over 4. That averages to .4 WAR for Burrell vs .5 for Guillen. That’s a difference of .1 WAR over a full season, or .033 WAR for the third of the season remaining. You couldn’t really get more of a wash than that.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, let's compare apples to apples

Based on B-R figures from 2007-2010, Burrell’s WAR is 2.8 to Guillen’s 1.9.

Dropping 2007 and taking only the last 3 years, Burrell has 1.2 to Guillen’s -0.8.

Guillen is a downgrade from Burrell.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would take out the last "good year" and compare the two

Burrell in 1+ year in TB…War is -0.65
Guillen in 2+ years in KC…WAR is -0.3; in the last 1+ year it’s -0.45

Guillen is marginally better

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way, he sucks.

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by Azmanz on Aug 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right...but so was Burrell when we got him...

To me Burrell and Guillen are almost the same player but they do provide one thing that the Giants sorely lacks…guys who has the threat to hit the ball out…

Both are basically the poor man’s version of Adam Dunn

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

One big difference

Burrell has the ability to take walks. Guillen does not.

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by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d

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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 6, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're cherry picking.

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by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that a question for you to answer?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

because you’re using two years of one guy’s counting stat vs. one year of another’s.

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by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

to clarify

it’s not quite as egregious as saying that Guillen had more RBIs in two years as Burrell had in one, but it’s a similar line of reasoning.

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by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that seems like selective end points.

just compare them over a set period of time, otherwise it’s basically cherry picking. Especially with counting stats like WAR.

Burell is younger player who has been better more recently than Guillen, and was better hitter when they were both at their peaks.

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by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay..

My point way about whether Guillen/Burrell were the downside of their careers…

I will admit that Guillen is an older player and thus more prone to being on the downside…again lottery tick

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen is a lottery ticket that has a smaller pot, and a lower chance of paying out than Burrell.

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by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But his aquisition will benfit our schools…

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by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is he an upgrade over Burrell?

why do we need to get someone at all?

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good!

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by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look I know Guillen's name is like Charles Mason in baseball

I was in Southern California when the Angels dropped him so I know about the cancer deal..but my view is that playing in KC and being DFA’ed likely humbled him…

Is he going to be the savior of the team? Of course not…depending the salary…Guillen would not be a horrible pickup…potential upside.

BTW: The Yanks are also looking at Guillen…(not sure if that’s a plus but at least that’s two teams in the mix)

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charles Mason?

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Anthony Mason

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by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perry Mason

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Perry Farrell

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PERRY THE PLATAPUS!

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by scout6 on Aug 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Squiddly Diddly

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by Cheeeese! on Aug 6, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. Of course I’ve spent the last week and a half making Duke of Nuts jokes nobody understands.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ice-T

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by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the Rockies block us on Adam Dunn?

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Somebody did. Baggs thinks it was the Rockies, but he doesn’t know for sure.

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by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Man I hope it wasn't the rocks

be nice to have him but I am fine because we have John Bowk…
Oh wait

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt the Rockies will get him. They’d love to upgrade from Helton at first, but I don’t see a trade working out.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman thought it might have been the Phillies.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he thought it was the Dodgers (so says his blarg).

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by can of corn on Aug 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He tweeted this before he got on his blarg.

Pure speculation on my part, but given all their injuries, wouldn’t be surprised if Phillies claimed Dunn. They’d have priority over Giants.

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by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting Rockblocked is annoying.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman now says he thinks it was the Dodgers. I doubt they want him, they are just keeping him from the Giants.

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by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Guillen

First off, if they do acquire him I don’t think they’d give anything up. He was DFA’d. So they just take on his salary.

Second, is Guillen a better hitter than Schierholtz? Yes. Rowand – Yes.
Burrell? Questionable.

Does he help more than Velez? Look if you get him you drop down to a 12 man staff and you have a decent hitter on the bench and to play occasionally. More Bochy mix and match. i get tired of that, but its what he does.

I’m not going to get “excited” over the Guillen thing. If they get him for nothing, than I dont’ think it hurts. Having some power on the bench is not a bad thing.
The biggest issue may be if he’s a cancer in the clubhouse.

That changes if they give anything up. They shouldn’t do that.

by lexluth7 on Aug 6, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

First off, if they do acquire him I don’t think they’d give anything up. He was DFA’d. So they just take on his salary.

That is actually giving up….ALOT!

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by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes is trying to not take on his salary.

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Giants-Royals discussing Guillen deal:SF want KC to pay most salary, so that if it doesn’t work out they have the flexibility to release him

If KC pays most of it, I’d definitely like Guillen over Velez. Overall, I’m incredibly MEH on this whole thing.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

How can one be incredibly "Meh"

I guess you care about not caring?

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I’m meh about how incredibly meh you want my phrase “incredibly meh” to meh-een.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

“First off, if they do acquire him I don’t think they’d give anything up. He was DFA’d. So they just take on his salary.”

You mean like they did with Shea Hillenbrand. Oh, wait.

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by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He isn’t going to be a bench player. He’ll probably get starts when Burrell isn’t starting. The reason I don’t believe him to be a bench player is because Burrell was supposed to be a bench player but he’s starting somewhat regularly.

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by sanfrankid on Aug 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s not like the giants will end up with one or the other… they will both end up staying

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by Merope on Aug 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably a little better than Nate. But Nate can play defense and run. Rowand is a solid CF even if he can’t hit. Guillen can barely out-hit either one of them (and I think Nate would be comparable if he got consistent PT), and is a defensive liability. Where’s the upgrade?

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by quincy0191 on Aug 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Just because the Pads downgraded their defense in favor of some offensive upgrade, that doesn’t mean it’s right, and it doesn’t mean we have to do it too!

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by hairball on Aug 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not back Sabean if he gets Guillen, but I will back him here. Talking about Guillen is NOT acquiring Guillen. We heard all this talk about getting Guillen before the deadline and then we heard it wasn’t true. Why believe it now?

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by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2010 11:16 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

yeah good thought

but after sabean aquired hillenbrand and garko I have lost some faith in him

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be delighted

if all they do is discussed Guillen.
Everyone should be discussed.

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by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he should even be discussed, but you make a good point.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when the Yankees are reportedly talking about Guillen as well. We’re in a fucking pennant race. Picking up spare parts on the cheap is what good teams do. What if Torres or Huff etc were to go down to injuries? We’d be fucked. While Guillen is mediocre at best, he’s still a ML bat and he would provide depth for us down the stretch.

Sometimes they suck and don’t work out, but sometimes you get some production out of them. If he turned out to be Jeffrey Hammonds circa 2003 that wouldn’t be a bad thing at all.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Torres or Huff gets hurt

it just means more playing time for one or more of the trio of Burrell, Rowand, and Schierholtz. That’s not disastrous and Guillen wouldn’t be a significant upgrade over any of them.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be pretty angry if we get Jose Guillen.

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by jponry on Aug 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t retired……
thank-you

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by Merope on Aug 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY BLOG!

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by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know you’re joking, but I’d love to watch Barry try and play LF these days. For the comedy.

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by xanthan on Aug 6, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

My rubber chicken disintegrated.

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by Merope on Aug 6, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

D:

I was liked bring the rubber chicken to AT&T
thats all I’d see Barry do was walk

although in my first Giants game Barry hit one into McCovey cove!

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Bonds hit his last homerun in San Francisco, might have been his last homerun, but I’m not sure.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

762?

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think it was. It landed on the catwalk, may have bounced over but I don’t think so.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn thats really cool

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was awesome. Only Bonds homerun I ever saw live I think.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

762 was in Colorado.

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by groug on Aug 6, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that you got “lucky” but you pretty much had a 50/50 shot of that any night of the week.

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by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also Giants won 7-3 against the Phillies

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

My first giants game Barry hit 2

back at the Stick in ’96. So did Glenalen Hill and Rick Wilkins. Good day

by DimaK on Aug 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

My first Giants game, Snow hit a grand slam.

‘Twas frickin’ awesome!

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by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Candlestick, bat day? I think I was there, too.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Candlestick bat day against the Rangers. I got a Bonds bat, and regretted it immediately after the grand slam.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got a Kent bat. Even then, I was annoyed by that. Me and my roommate still have those bats; one just hangs out in the living room.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine's in the garage somewhere.

I was very happy with my introduction to the Giants.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

My first Giants game

was at Angel Stadium. Saw Mays hit two.

They didn’t give me shit.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s still ridiculously awesome. I’d buy you 200 bats to see Mays play.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, if they had been giving away shit you probably wouldn’t have wanted any.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point is, they didn’t offer it. Had they, I’d have probably taken it for being “major league” shit. And the first time I’d ever seen the Giants after being a fan for 7 years.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first Giants game I slept under my parents seats the whole game, apparently.

I was 6 months old.

by zuma420 on Aug 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jt Snow was the man!

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rarity of all rarities

My first Giants game, burnt my mouth on hot chocolate, and Brett Butler hit one out.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Butler manages the Reno Aces now right?

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe so...

Wonder if he makes his CF use a glove the size of a foam finger?

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by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a game last year when the Grizzlies played the Aces in Reno

LOL Frandsen Bowker

Aces had this Trent Oletjen fella and he hit two HRS

but Franny, Bowker, Guzman and some other guy hit dingerez

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to know rare?

I saw Johnny Lemaster hit two out in the same game. Unbelievable.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We never saw him hit any milestone homeruns, but we were there to witness the walks record. Ooooohhhhh-zzzz

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by Merope on Aug 6, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

By quirk of fate (i.e., rescheduling of a game due to 9/11), I was there for 73. It was pretty goddamn awesome.

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by can of corn on Aug 6, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow!

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by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game too.

I do not like Eric Byrnes.

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Eric Byrnes’ own mother doesn’t like Eric Byrnes.

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by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got in the car today to go back to work after lunch, and heard his voice as soon as I started the car. I guess he was filling in for Fitz and/or Brooks? It sort of ruined my day. Not only does he have little talent, his voice is so GRATING.

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by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont turn on KNBR or you’ll get him blathering about installing instant replay.

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by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first Giants game,

Bengie hit two homers.

Man, I wish I were a diehard fan when Bonds was still playing.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dude was my hero

Never seen anyone hit like him, probably never will

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to clarify, you’re talking about Bonds, right?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Oh god Bengie

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Yeah, Bonds was fucking awesome.

Bengie, not so much.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first Giants game

none other than Randy Kutcher hit a HR.

*It could have technically been my 2nd game because my first two games were a double header.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 6, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Kutcher was awesome. Only for about a month, but still.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 6, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

She said this.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitter off the bench! GET R DUN SABEZ!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

RIBEYES

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 6, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I AM HAPPY, DAMMIT. I AM ENJOYING THE SEASON. I ALSO QUESTION THE JUDGMENT OF THE ORGANIZATION WHEN IT COMES TO OFFENSIVE EVALUATION. THE TWO ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. DAMMIT.

And the crowd said “Amen”.

by otis29 on Aug 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I really hope Agent Ned does his job.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

He'll definately be a mentor to Matt Kemp

/trades Kershaw for Guillen

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Misspelled Missives!
And then, when both players turned into fringe MVP candidates

While I’ve never sent you an email, and screamed loudly about the Bowker trade, seriously?!?! “Fringe MVP candidates’” more like should win the MVP. While Votto and Zimmerman both have higher WARs than Torres, Votto plays in the worst division in baseball and gets to regularly face the Astros and Brewers pitching staffs, while Torres and Huff have to play against San Diego’s staff regularly. Also, both have hit in lineups that for most of the year didn’t offer much protection. While maybe neither Huff nor Torres deserves the MVP at this moment, both are top 5 candidates. Hardly fringe.

Hopefully I misspelled something for you, keep up the otherwise good work.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I meant realistically.

Realistically, there’s no chance Torres finishes in the top ten. He should, but he won’t. He’ll get votes, though.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 6, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very true then

I will patiently await excerpts from selected emails on the front page.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants-Royals

They could have done Denny Bautista for Jose Guillen straight up over the weekend. Denny would have been the third best non-closer in their bullpen.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 6, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell would any nerd want to email Grant?

It defeats the purpose of having this blog.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't think it's nerds that are e-mailing grant to call him a hater

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

This, so this

I would actually pay to read that, not much, but I would pay.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rec that.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if he included e-mails

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’d be awesome. I may just rec your suggestion.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes please

The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.

by boonitez on Aug 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

/waits patiently for front page post.

Adopted Son: Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Aug 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do want to see

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to see that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that would be awesome

Has he posted an email since that Cain, Neal & Posey for Johan Santana proposition?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is probably the best anagram I’ve ever seen.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is amazing

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a website that will come up with these for you, or do you create them on your own? Seems like it would take a lot of time

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

website

here

Not sure he uses it, but many do.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Using that site, I got ...

USING HUGE JEWELLED STOOL

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I use.

I like it because it makes some sort of effort to make plausible results, and there are a crapload of options you can set towards that end. You can weed out words, change their priority, make them compulsory, etc. Most of the online anagrammers simply give you exhaustive sequences of words, most of them completely nonsensical.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 6, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Aug 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

It is seriously annoying to say that we can’t complain about anything because the team is doing well.

I gave this analogy in the trade deadline thread (one of them). Just because I have gotten a promotion at work, with a big raise and a nice new office, doesn’t mean I can’t be mad because my tires have been slashed.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, THN

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gasp

So it was YOU!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

the bunny is next!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I don't have a problem with complaining. I still do.

But I do think the “Sabean can’t do anything right” posts sound silly in light of the good moves Grant outlined above.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 6, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean Can't Do Anything Right

But sometimes he gets lucky, call it the BABIP of GM’s.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

In that BABIP isn’t entirely luck driven?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

More so...

That if you continue to put the ball in play, it’ll find a whole once in a while, but unlike hitting, striking out isn’t necessarily possible for GM’s, so I’ll need a better analogy. Mostly, just being a smart-ass though.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

…find a hole (TWSS)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tee'd it up for you.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s reducing his strikeouts though and giving himself more chances.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

GM's can't strike out

They have to field a team, so even if they miss out on one player they will inevitably have to sign or promote someone to fill the roster spot, so the analogy is flawed.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Bocock and Castillo are on the right side of your infield, you struck out.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never know

Even Bocock and Castillo have the possibility of doing something good, once you’ve struck out the possibility is gone.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The chance of Bocock and Castillo being productive

is comparable to the chance of the catcher dropping the third strike and not being able to throw you out at first. There’s a very remote possibility something good might come of it, but it doesn’t change the fact you struck out.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, you are a hater.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

and if there’s one thing we know about haters, it’s that they are going to hate.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Costco had a sale on hatorade

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, it overshadowed their already great deals for Hater Tots.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love their 2 gallon bucket of haté.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yerba hate

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid,

My favorite candy was “Now and Haters”

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better hate than never

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of opening a hatering business

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

there already is one...

“Haters on Wheels”

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 6, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

truf

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I start complaining after we lose today to Tommy "Smoltz" Hanson

and fall 3 back?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

no, sorry

5 games out is the complaint cutoff point

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can make a video of complaint.

by Evan on Aug 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me… did that Phillies game last night get whatchacallit? protested?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Douchebags at ESPN

Said it wasn’t a big deal because Florida wouldn’t finish one game out, but what if the Giants finish one game behind the Phillies for the WC? Then Philly would have picked up a win for a bad call, while the Giants would have lost one.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douchebags at ESPN are douchebags.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truer words

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how those same douche bags on ESPN said phil cuzzi made a good call and said he was out because of a "great throw".

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

or ESPN and good.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But david wright managed to make a great throw and blanco made a great tag he was out because it was a great play out of nothing!!!!

Granted the phil cuzzi defending was insanely retarded but the fact that basicially said the phillies deserved the call and it doesn’t matter because it happened against the marlins is down right pathetic and just shows the MLB does not care about umpires being blatantly biased.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even more important than him making a great tag was that he made a great “attempt” at a tag.

Which reminds me, on another site someone said:

The ball made an attempt to go foul, so he called it foul.

It was a funny Mets fan to say the least.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang you beat me to it...

The rule clearly says that attempted tags = tags

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a lot that can be said about biased umpires and the phil cuzzi's of the world

But there’s no reason to even break it down when its blatantly obvious how it works. Notice how none of this “Human element controversy” has never done the yankees, red sox, phillies, braves, cardinals, dodgers, or mets wrong. You never hear anything about “blown calls” or “Human element” making calls to cost those teams games yet if and when it happens (highly unlikely for the yankees, red sox, and phillies) there will be epic outrage by the national media and baseball will do something about it instantly and apologize on their hands in knee’s begging for forgiveness.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically. And the sad thing is, baseball has it better than some other sports.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't look there...

Look look A-Rod hit 600 homeruns!

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not

He’s a yankee he’s doing it from a huge disadvantage in a weak line up in a pitchers ball park bondsn ever had to deal with any of that!!!!!!

/bob costas

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

certainly not. it’s good that moral outrage is handed out so evenly.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 6, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also plays in the AL East, thus making his accomplishments that much more impressive.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

See? He also had to cope with the mental strain of changing divisions.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also forgot the difficult transition of SS to 3B. That cuts HR totals in half.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put a-rod on the giants for his entire career and he’d be struggling to reach #400 at this point.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that though

The phantom tag at second has been in place for a very long time and is called to keep players safe because there are a lot more plays at second, but it’s never, ever been the case at home. Also, while the rule states the ball needs to cross third fair, have you ever seen an umpire stand on third and look up in the air on a fly ball down the line? No, it’s where the ball lands and that ball landed fair.

To me it’s not a case of instant replay, it’s a case of unions protecting people who do a piss-poor job. CB Buckner, Angel Hernandez, Phil Cuzzi and a handful of others seem to be involved in just about every bad call and either need to go back to AAA or lose their job. It’s no different than other unions who instead of protecting workers’ rights and working towards negotiating better wages, protect the dumb and lazy from losing their job.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch the MLB clips of the play

Marlins announcers scream their heads off about it being foul.

Philly announcers…“couldn’t really tell”

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s as bad as people think. The fact that it landed fair is what ticked them off, but really that has no relevance to the ball being fair or foul.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard for me to believe

That the ball didn’t cross the bag…but it wasn’t an outlandishly bad call IMO.

by otis29 on Aug 6, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, I wonder if that could be fixed.

Do we have the technology?

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Replay? What the heck that...

Only little leaguers use that…

No really…little leaguers use that

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there east coast bias in little league?

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best part about that game

Umpire doesn’t even look to see if the ball is fair or foul and just assumes its foul and cusses out edwin rodriguez for questioning his call. Then carlos ruiz hits a home run than the umpires call foul and charlie manuel charges out of the dugout and they take a look and hey its fair HOME RUN LOL! Can’t review the ball down the line yet can go right in and check the dinger LOL MLB. I’m extremely disappointed there was no outrage by national media but hey it went in favor of the phillies so who cares? Sigh this shit needs to stop before phil cuzzi single handedely sends the mets to the playoffs while bud selig smiles.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could be huge for us too, that’s a two-game difference between us and the Phils.

Hopefully it doesn’t come down to that and we kick San Diego’s ass, but still.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you do know

it doesn’t matter at all where the ball lands, only where it crosses the plate, right? Look again at the way the ball knuckles. I’m pretty sure the ump got the call wrong, but it was REALLY close.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct it was pretty close

But the fact that the phillies color guy on radio slammed his headphones down as the ball was hit and the play by play guy said “And this one is over” had a lot to say about how it looked but the video does make it look pretty close. The phillies radio guys were laughing after they realized the umpire called it fair and said it wasn’t even close and they both said it was the worst call they had seen in a long time.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This quote made me ROFL
A spokesman for Selig declined Monday to comment on Little League’s latest innovation, but expect MLB to be watching. It was Little League that made the use of batting helmets mandatory, 10 years before they were required in the majors. And it was Little League that pioneered the postgame ice cream and pizza parties, though that idea still hasn’t gained much traction in the pros.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/aug/02/sports/la-sp-0803-little-league-20100803

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would really need to be

down the line from the top of the foul pole.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really responding to Viliphied, just wanted to put this towards the end of the thread…

Apparently the Florida manager asked the ump to ask the homeplate guy and he refused, I don’t think you should be allowed to refuse.

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by Merope on Aug 6, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bravos tonight

Infante 2B
Heyward RF
Chipper 3B
Diaz LF
McCann C
Glaus 1B
Gonzalez SS
Ankiel CF
Mmmbop P

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Bring it, Atlanta. Zito’s gonna fuck you up.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mama said fuck you up

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a nice little lineup

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except the guy who cant even pronounce his own name correctly.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Favre?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The r is AFTER the v!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Guillen. Going to see Belt in Bowie next week. Bring him up afterward.

First Giant game? Willie Mays hits grand slam v. Cubs, over LF Lou Brock’s head.

by pjtray on Aug 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Well now that’s one hell of a first game. My hat is off to you.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you win!

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willie Mays Grand Slam > JT Snow Grand Slam

Your first game rules!!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT Snow hit a grand slam at one of the first games I ever went to also, at the stick. Probably one of the only images I remember from candlestick. Oppo barely over the fence in the left field corner I think

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by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

His grand slam on bat day at candlestick was my first game. We were talking about it upthread.

I think I recall it being to left field but I’m not 100% sure. We’re probably talking about the same game.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know we are

I have my Jeff Kent bat that I desperately tried to trade for a Snow bat

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha yeah I had a Bonds one.

LOL US

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats awesome

What year was that? 1996-97 ish?

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by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I remember I found the actual box score online one time (probably the last time McC talked about first games)

I think it was ’96, but I could be wrong.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, posted upthread and months ago

but my first Giants game featured Mays hitting first HR ever in Angel Stadium.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is the box score. It was actually June 28, 1998. I was 6.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was 7

I think I had been to a couple before that I but I dont remember anything about them

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST. FIRST GIANTS GAME. EVER.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Henry Schulman says the Giants were NOT awarded the claim on Dunn and he believes it’s the Dodgers who got the claim

if this is true I’d like to give a nice big Fuck You to the bums

by 49erEmpire on Aug 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

If the Dodgers claimed him

Doesn’t that mean the Giants passed?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

nein

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

never mind

brain fart and thought it was based off last year’s record for some reason.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily, Dodgers just had a higher priority

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by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s goota just be a blocking move. I don’t see the Dodgers wanting him, except that treading water against San Diego somehow convinced them they’re still in it. If it is a blocking move, they suck.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I hope so

And I hope they actually get him. They’re gonna have to give up a lot and then displace either Loney or Ramirez for him.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Aug 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PODS!!!!!!!!!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be great...

Can you imagine the clubhouse chemistry created from having Dunn and Kemp on the same team, with Manny sprinkled in? Guaranteed to implode!

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, while it would be fun, Dodgers are already finished

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 6, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

They can never be too finished.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where has Dunn ever been accused of being bad in a clubhouse?

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just hates baseball

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying he’s a stat nerd?

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s secretly xanathan.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he meant...

That Dunn seems more oldschool and Kemp seems more…well, he’s something…

i.e. Dunn wouldn’t be down with Kemp’s antics…

by wizard5ive on Aug 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Said it even better than I could.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never has

But, he has called people out before if memory serves correctly, and Kemp and Manny are clubhouse cancers even on a one-man team.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

J.P Racciardi thinks he hates baseball is all

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does he have a job for ESPN.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

that glorious face

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's always sniffing out a good story

He tries to be the the first one to get the scoop on breaking news, but usually loses out by just a noce

Seriously, that noce looks ’shopped

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 6, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like Stinky from Hey Arnold

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 6, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol yes

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wreck'd

MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He had a job in baseball.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that Toucan Sam?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2010 1:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No. Nose is too big.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry that Russell Martin is out for the season

on the positive side, he will have a lot of time to SUCK IT!!!

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The disintegration of Russell Martin is one of the best things to happen in baseball the last few yaers

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 6, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering the shitty year Martin was having, he might have played his last game for the Dodgers. I don’t think they’ll offer him arbitration as broke as they are.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2010 1:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Regardless

I will continue to encourage him to suck it, at every available opportunity, and hope that other McCoven will join me.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He makes it extremely easy to do so.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probables for the homestand

Zambrano vs Bumgarner
Dempster vs Lincecum
Gorzellany vs Zito
Wells vs Cain
Latos vs Sanchez
Correia vs Bumgarner
LeBlanc vs Lincecum

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

going to Z verse MadBum

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY! Get to see Cain on Thursday :D

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos vs Sanchez

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Isn’t that like the 12th time this year?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure feels that way!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is the 4th or 5th start of those two opposing eachother this year.. feels like a lot more lol.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the tagline

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh hollywood you do so many stupid things

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hollywood lives by the advice Colette, the French novelist, gave to her daughter: “You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.”

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as
Hollywood lives by the advice Colletti

I thought Agent Ned was expanding his repetoire

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colletti & Hollywood: Equally short-sighted and dumb.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 6, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Yogi looks like he’s fuckin’ Boo-Boo in the arse. And then there’s a “come” joke down at the bottom.

/insert “that’s the joke” jpg here

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect homo stuff from Hollywood

I don’t usually expect juvenile pedophile ass-rape on movie posters

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw a pedobear photoshop of this yesterday and i lol’d

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen On The Haters

Jose Gullen has one word for all you haters:

“Be Careful”!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Aug 6, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Minor detail.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 6, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a riff on Guillen’s quote regarding the Angles after they traded him away after fighting Mike Scoscia when he pulled him for a pinch runner.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Aug 6, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's send Brian a care package

A straw hat.

Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.

by pme on Aug 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Or

How about a turd sandwich, but really I think we should send him a calculator and a copy of Excel.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone listen to Baggs on the SVP show?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SVP?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs was on the Scott Van Pelt Show this morning

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

People listen to that show?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a point there

I was linked a pod cast from SVP’s show a week ago by a friend and it was him saying he went to AT&T park with a colleague from ESPN and that the giants dodgers rivalry is “non existant” and “not a real rivalry”. Granted I thought he was a moron before this and he summed up his intelligence by saying “Us east coast people know what a real rivalry is and fans actually get into it where as dodgers and giants fans dont even realize it exists!”. Regardless all 3 of them are horrible at what they do but at least jim rome doesn’t spend his entire show breaking down celebritys and entertainment tonight footnotes.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any show where the host uses the term

“rack him”, “monkeys”, or “vine”

is not a win for me…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAME STRONG BRO!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 6, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://espn.go.com/espnradio/player?rd=1#/podcenter/?id=5443299&autoplay=1&callsign=ESPNRADIO

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 6, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

go to 29:50

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it good

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

Not really

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gonna eat that eggroll?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

probably

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say we take him on one condition

 We trade Dirty to them for Guillen and Grenkie. Take both of their headaches away from them.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 6, 2010 1:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Too bad Grienke won't clear waivers.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know therefor taking away the possibility of getting guillen. As long as he is not here then I’m happy.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That is the only roadblock to plausibility for that plan.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 6, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He deserves credit for not trading Jonathan Sanchez for the first pseudo-slugger that other teams dangled.

This deserves to be highlighted. For three years now, I’ve been thinking that Sabean was about to sell low on Jonathan Sanchez, but he keeps not doing it, and the team is better for it.

by Evan on Aug 6, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Begrudgingly This

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 6, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the only thing keeping Sabean from acquiring Guillen is the club house rep. The guy was invited to leave the Angels at one time. If they acquire him, he will have to be free, and therefore, easily excised if he causes any trouble.

by out machine on Aug 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Good. Even if this rep is underserved, I’d err or the side of No Fuckin Way!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random

I was looking at Cliff Lee’s BR page to see his trade history and noticed that he’s only given up 9 walks this year. Unreal.

by Natto on Aug 6, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He is Bob Tewksbury with stuff.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

zing.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

(ba-dum-crash)

Here all week!

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late show gets a little blue…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or walk the 7th and 8th place hitters with a 9 run lead.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyo!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think one of those was an IBB, as well.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Phillies trade.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 6, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Guillen-free lineup

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Huff RF
Posey C
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Burrell LF
Ishikawa 1B
Zito P

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

not terrible!

although I wish Sanchez and Sandoval were better

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUILLEN NOW GUILLEN FOREVER!!!

I also want Zambrano on the team…Zambrano and Guillen…best buds.

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adding the sandoval clones by the bus.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer this lineup

to any conceivable lineup that contains Jose Guillen.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, this lineup would look better with Guillen hitting ninth instead of Zito. They’d have to arrange some scheme whereby Zito goes out to the mound every inning in a Guillen jersey, but I doubt anyone would notice.

by Evan on Aug 6, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a tougher time imagining Guillen in high socks.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t not like this! Not perfect, but about as good as it gets currently.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 6, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

that water buffalo defense scares me though

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with this lineup.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 6, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CUBS

Can’t even do us a favor beating the reds sure would be nice if the cubs would stop calling themselve “contenders”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake DeWitt made the last out.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But greg maddux told jim hendry to go for him and that he'd been eyeing him for years!

He also used that uxcuse for the carlos zambrano extension LOL HENDRY.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what it is...

It could be because I have been reading this blog regularly for nearly 5 years, or because Grant has a lot more baseball intelligence than I orginally gave him credit for, but Grant has been feeling the same as I have ALL YEAR. Maybe it’s because the Giants are actually winning now, and when they were losing we had conflicting ideas. Regardless… he has been nailing it on the head all year. I especially liked the part about Burrell doing the job better than Guillen can. As a side note… Aardsma told me that Javier Lopez is an excellent person which excited me because I think clubhouse atmosphere is as important this time of year as any aspect of the game. From what I hear, nobody likes Guillen.

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey at least the A’s think more than 10,000 showed up to a game this year.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The previous version,

directed by Stephen Soderberg, had a chance to be good. It would have portrayed Beane as the driven lunatic he actually is. The current one, if they’re following the script that was posted on-line a while ago, is total dreck, not to mention complete fiction. I’ve heard MLB is withholding approval because it veers so totally aware from fact.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 6, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I heard glen kuiper and ray fosse were being used as the broadcasters voices I knew the movie would be a fraud.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

I need to have this article bookmarked for whenever someone tells me that the Giants are doing well, and I just want to bust Sabean’s balls.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are doing well

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/6/1609281/the-giants-jose-guillen-and-the#storyjump

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 6, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s great because I can just scroll down and continue this conversation, instead of hitting the back button

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

CF Torres
2B Sanchez
RF Huff
C Posey
SS Uribe
3B Sandoval
LF Burrell
1B Ishikawa
P Zito

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

lol?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks good, considering

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi still in

but at 8th. No Row-Row. Hell, it’s what we got.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 6, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I need help!

I have to send an E-Mail to someone named Memory, and I don’t know whether to say Mr. or Mrs.

Judges?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 6, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats what I’m thinking but, I really wish I knew.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 6, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on if it’s a chick or a dude.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

>:(

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 6, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever met this Memory person?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 6, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re screwed.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of a funny story

I went to a Benedictine Catholic High School run by Hungarian Monks. My headmaster was Fr. William. Because it is Order of the St. Benedict, the title reads : Fr. William, OSB.

He showed us one of many letters he gets from those “auto-mailer” junk mails that comes in the mail box. Yes, back in 1991, very few people had emails so we still used the postal system! Imagine that.

It reads :

“Dear Mr. and Mrs. Osb

…………………………………"

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the joke is

that Mrs. Osb had kept her maiden name, right?

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

100% of people found this answer humorous

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I lol'd for real.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mamory

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use Memory-san.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why so formal? Couldn’t you just start off with “Good afternoon” or whatever?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess that could work.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 6, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or you could start with ‘HEY FUCK YOU’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Always a catchy option.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know the full name?

Dear John Doe is perfectly acceptable.

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

memory Woodard

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 6, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

chick

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 6, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suggest

Dear, What the fuck kind of name is memory:

by out machine on Aug 6, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

When in doubt, use Dr.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Find them on Facebook.

"Thank you, Coach (Theus). I'm about to kill y'all this half." --DeMarcus Cousins

by Juan Primo on Aug 6, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Side tangent: What's with parents giving them "unique" names...

I understand the need to make your kid feel “unique” but enough with the crazy names and weird spelling…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend told me she went to school with someone who named their kid Eligah.

/facepalm

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a couple of Customer Engineers in Taiwan

One was named “Wafer”

Another Named “Eagle”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wife's a teacher:

Heard of a kid name Orangello…why? Because the mom loved Orange Jello while pregnant

Also heard of a girl named Diamond Exactly…mom insisted on saying the whole thing…Diamond Exactly..

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more...

Ghetto Fabulous…mom did not want the kid to forget where she came from…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another one: Shithead.

Pronounced shee theead.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once had a kid in my class named Eugenay – in my mind it was always euthanasia.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew somebody named Eugenée. It’s a pretty name.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t mind it. One of my favorite names of all time is Pikabo Street. Pick a name you like, and If the kid wants to be called something else, they’ll tell people to call them that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until your parents name you “Harry Wei-Long Kok”. I was trying really, really hard not to laugh when he handed me his business card. He was a colleague from the Singapore office.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could have printed something else on the business card, though. He must have liked the name!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, now that’s funny.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed this restaurant in school

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It actually makes perfect sense.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that beats Pho King any day.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 6, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dare Ranch 99 to start carrying this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is worse...

but I don’t really want to go do this road…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

黑人牙膏

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew someone named Hollywood Chocolate

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 6, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a remarkable name.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost as remarkable as Graham Crakalaka

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to dissapoint you

But Crakalaka isn’t my real last name.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My life is ruined

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

my name is jct =/

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You, you…lied to us?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, and here I was thinking Graham has a last name almost as long as mine.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to know a dude named Mister Phillips

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 6, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a last name?

See if you can find him/her on a Facebook search.

by otis29 on Aug 6, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slight different angle: Who should Sabean go after?

Or should he stand pat?

BTW: Be realistic (I know I’m asking for it) both in talent and in salary…

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean in the offseason?

Carl Crawford.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No...I mean right now...

Offseason…I hope that the Giants don’t over pay Huff…I love him but he is 34…maybe 1.5-2.5 mil a year for 2 years?

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The money

How will we be able to afford the $2m a year we are going to offer Lincecum if we blow it all on Huff?

by sarf_london_niner on Aug 6, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they shouldn't target anyone

But mostly because they CAN’T… the trade deadline has passed, and anyone who clears waivers probably isn’t worth having.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

I had a dream last night that sabean went aggressively after carl crawford and got him for 4 years then woke up to a jose guillen tweet.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really think there’s anyone worthwhile that’s going to pass through waivers. Maybe a pitcher or two later in the season.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 6, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
Torrential downpour in Atlanta. Dugout totally flooded. Animals pairing up.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Water buffaloes retreating to their cages.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pandas, then.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mole's

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantalopes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll just wallow around the outfield.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is from the Atlanta beat guy:

It’s absolutely pouring here, as hard as I think I’ve ever seen it rain here. Thunder and lightning, dark like it’s 9 p.m.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill O'Reilly sez:

HAHAHAHA LOL GLOBAL WARMING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

by Every6thDay on Aug 6, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's anything like a normal Southern summer thunderstorm

It’ll absolutely pour like hell for 10 minutes and then be done for the night.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 6, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to weather.com

35% chance of showers at 7p.m. and 20-30 percent for the rest of the night

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update
ajcbraves
The rain has nearly stopped now, after raining very hard for nearly an hour

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 6, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell us about your dreams!

that’s the only thing less interesting than hearing about some stranger’s fantasy team

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

does this mean

than a movie about fantasy baseball would make more than a movie about dreams?

by yankeessuck8991 on Aug 6, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inception!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 6, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...there is already a move about fantasy baseball

I am pretty sure the movie about dreams made more money

by calbearjd on Aug 6, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

there, i disproved delorean. dreams are more interesting!

by yankeessuck8991 on Aug 6, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, why not.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 6, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds

was just looking at Bonds stats and was reminded of his 2004 season:

.362/.609/.812/1.421. otherworldly.

now Huff 2010 season (so far):

.312/.398/.552/.950. fantastic.

Guillen 2010 so far:

.255/.314/.429/.743. uh…no thanks, we’ve already got one of those:

.248/.300/.399/.699.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 6, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess again

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 6, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/raises hand.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

AARON ROWAND

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even have to look it up!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

by speckops on Aug 6, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

not me. i had to do actual research. oh well.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 6, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROWAND AND ZITO FOR GUILLEN!

Make it happen, Mr. Sabean. Make it happen.

by wcw on Aug 6, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

your chasm is long

and wide.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 6, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE THEY SHOWING INTEREST IN JOSE FUCKING GUILLEN. JUST FUCKING STOP IT YOU FUCKING MORONS.

Thus concludes my opinion on the matter

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bondslegend = win.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just kicking dilligence.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 6, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, but what does your dad say?

by Evan on Aug 6, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Gretzky's son plays baseball
keithlaw
  Trevor Gretzky at the plate now. And yes, his father was a pretty good hockey player.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

damn i want to know what game he's watching
keithlaw
  
Bobby Bonilla’s son now pitching to Shawon Dunston Jr. #feelingold

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 6, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tell bork bonilla’s got a son.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

NO

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 6, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, there we go. Settled.

by Evan on Aug 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for my Tweet from Susan.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 6, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised that Susan doesn’t have a twitter account yet SavvySabes does

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 6, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLBN

Doing prime 9 rivalries in sports.

It would make me happy to see Yankees/Red Sox low, but LOLno.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, nevermind.

All 9 things are about the Yankees/Red Sox. Should have known.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This orgy on MLB network over the yankees red sox game tonight is scary

I hope that MLB network is payed heavily by the yankees to blindly slobber over this game and the yankees because if not… wow someone get bob costas a bib.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They usually do a pretty good job of being impartial, but that seems to come from the guys at night more than during the day.

They’re giving ESPN a run for their money however.

by DrDC on Aug 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny that bob costas has to stand on a stool next to jim kaat when they do inside the booth camera views otherwise costas would be near kaat’s waist line.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WHAT IF I COME HERE FOR THE NEWS!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 6, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lol vasquez

Just as bob costas was saying he’s showing that he’s still one of the best in the game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 6, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened to “We’re going to win with speed and defense”?

by SammyG on Aug 7, 2010 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

the very fact

he didn’t win a championship with Barry Bonds proves he can’t GM. When you have the most dominating hitter of all time and you cannot win a championship, you have got to go!!

by ntfarell on Aug 8, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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