I have been working on this one one and off for close to a week now. Andres Torres inspired me to make his video and jumped the queue over finishing this one.
We probably won't see Russell Martin for the rest of the year. Not because of the torn labrum, but because someone set him up the bomb. He had no chance to survive and clearly should have made his time. All his base are belong to Posey.
If you don't understand what the fuck I just wrote, GTFO. Don't come back until you have lost your internet meme virginity.