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Post-game: Giants fall flat against Ubaldo

Well, phooey. It's worth noting that this ridiculous run of success started with an unlikely victory against Ubaldo Jimenez. Asking them to do it again was, uh, unlikelier than we're really used to.

Inhale through the nostrils, exhale through the mouth. The Giants have a .500 record this season when facing Ubaldo Jimenez in Coors Field. They ensured a split of the series. If you meet every loss with spittle-flecked rage, you're going to stop enjoying baseball at some point, possibly taking out everyone in a Jamba Juice when you snap. Deep breaths.

Madison Bumgarner deserved a little better. He wasn't dominating, but he got dinked and dunked just a little. The defense was iffy behind him. He pitched well enough to last a little longer than he actually did. Maybe. I don't know. Feh.

If there's anything to take away from this game -- anything at all -- it's that Ubaldo gave up a run.

Star-divide

 

Certain members of the Giants team and organization were politely and impolitely refusing what was later referred to as "it." So tread carefully, Ubaldo. You got lucky this time. Also, you got really talented this time, pal. But Buster Posey.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies fans who might be lurking, BUSTER POSEY DOES NOT WANT TO PLAY FIRST BASE, SO PLEASE STOP WRITING THAT.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Although I'll admit

Seeing that clip of Santana gets his leg crushed or thinking about Matheny’s concussions worries me

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by Goofus on Aug 4, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster was a SS before C

I wonder when he does eventually move if he would be up for something besides 1B. It would be killer if he followed in Biggio’s footsteps and went to middle infield.

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by achiappanza on Aug 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a good game by any stretch, but also not a big deal, our fifth starter lost to their first, and one of the best pitchers in the NL, no shame in that at all. We still got this under control, BRING IT ATLANTA, WE’LL FUCK YOU UP

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by TexasRanger on Aug 4, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants really suck in day games after night games.

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by cheno on Aug 4, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Possibly hungover?

You know they tied one on last night after scoring 10 runs

by craigcommaroger on Aug 4, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems to be a pretty consistent pattern with this offense.

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by cheno on Aug 4, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im actually pretty content

We got a split, and today was just an uneventful loss. I couldn’t have realistically asked for better

by Artimus Clyde on Aug 4, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t get too worked up over a loss to Jimenez. If the Giants are going to have an all-around off day, might as well be one where he’s pitching.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This is true.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if there is ever a silver lining, Denny Bautista getting donkey punch eiffel towered this game could possibly mean a much, much deserved DFA as we go back down to 12 men BP.

The only hesitation in DFAing a bullpen arm right now is that if anybody else in the bullpen is to get hurt, there is no obvious replacement of MLB pitching quality on the 40 man roster. (lol Hinshaw?). Well, guess what, neither is Bautista. And I think the Giants will finally come around today that he is terrible even as an insurance policy.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 men staff, not bullpen. bah.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy would do that.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs' tweet to the point

Baggs tweeted during the game: “I can’t really fathom why Denny Bautista is still in this game. Or why he’s still wearing a major league uniform, to be honest.”

12 pitchers would work, since Runzler and Affeldt should be back relatively soon, and Wellemeyer ditto, so that we will have obvious replacements on the 40-man.

by campanari on Aug 4, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

please please this

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by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Happier news

And possibly of interest to the blog’s proprietor (if he’s not already aware), the Old 97s are playing for free tomorrow afternoon at Justin Herman Plaza.

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. Well, fuck you, work.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 4, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The correct phrase is “Fuck work, let’s drink!”

Can’t get off by 5, eh?

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

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by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inverse of yesterday

lol, people who thought we don’t need more offense!

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by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I was reading the MLBTR chat

And Tim Dierkes suggested that Johnny Damon could make it through waivers to the Giants. I’d be down with him as our LF and #2 hitter

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by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Defense?

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by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we have Burrell, I don’t see much difference.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better Speed

More range too

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by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I would rather try for Dunn, beyond that I do not want to part with anymore pieces. I have already seen what Sabes would give up for Javy Lopez and Martinez.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Freddy Sanchez & Ryan Garko

::shudders::

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I highly doubt Dunn is going to be moved. Why would they change their asking price now?

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

But he would be the only hitter I would bend for.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d bend over for Jose Bautista.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what she might have said.

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by sanfrankid on Aug 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, defense still leaves a lot to be desired.

Besides I believed Colorado claimed him to block us.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Just as we would claim him to block the Padres.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

I just think it’s funny, we’ve been talking about getting Adam Dunn for about 3+ years now and he’ll probably never be a Giant.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pretty meh on him up until recently.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

His defense scared me a lot when he was a FA

Still does, but I would like to see if we could shove him to 1B.

We also do not have anyone in September we can call up to help rest our major producers for the (gasp) possible post season run. A fresh powerful, reliable bat would be pretty nice.

I do not want to put the pressure of continuing a stretch run on someone like Belt or Neal.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair points.

I suppose in a SSS you can hide his defensive atrocities with defensive subs, luck, etc.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that's a good point

Tigers wouldn’t just let him go

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by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think Sabean thought he was getting the "other" Javy Lopez

I mean he would make sense, he’s 39.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d do it. Damon’s defense is better, and I still don’t fully trust Burrell.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 4, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damon’s defense isn’t as bad as I thought.

I suppose.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides the noodle arm, he has pretty good range and has some speed.

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by sanfrankid on Aug 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I suppose I wouldn’t object to having him and Torres at the top (Damon leadoff probably to avoid the lefty/lefty?).

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Torres CF
Damon RF
Huff 1B
Posey C
Burrell LF
Sandoval 3B
Uribe SS
Sanchez 2B

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by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damon RF = no no no

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must be better than Huff

And his OBP is the thing.

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by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not even a good LF.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he has no arm whatsoever

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both true, of course

But again, his defense is probably better than the guy we have manning RF half the time (Huff).

Plus, he more than compensates with the bat. Dude’s already been worth 1.9 WAR this year.

He has a .370 OBP! .370! Why would you not want him on your team?

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by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, his “bat” has compensated for his defense this year because he’s barely played the field.

I wouldn’t be opposed to Damon on the team, but I’m wary about playing him in RF.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

True 'nuff, I suppose

But the Giants this year have been flouting defensive metrics pretty well, we might as well try it with Damon.

The though of having two gentlemen with OBPs over .360 batting in front of Huff and Posey makes me salivate.

I too am wary of his defense, but what he does with the bat makes him completely worth it.

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by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damon/Burrell platoon wouldnt be horrible (lol bowker)

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by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could work too, though I think he's good enough against lefties to warrant starts vs them too

And even a huge Bowker supporter would have a hard time making the case that he’s better than Johnny Damon…

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by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Bowker was here and free. Damon isnt.

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by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Damon.

My only fear is that our championship hopes would somehow come down to a Johnny Damon throw to the plate. Can you imagine?

by AngeloB on Aug 4, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we're playing the Rangers and Molina's trying to score from 2nd

we have a chance

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by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’ll be against the Marlins.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 4, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shades of 1992 Pirates WS

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh. we’ve already met our quota of half-AZNs.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

Our 5th starter lost to their 1st, it was Coors, and we split the series.

Can’t win all of them (even though it seems like we’ve been able to lately).

Off to Atlanta, I’m hoping we can at least split.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

is there a DrAC?

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Buster Posey. But Coors Field. But Buster Posey. But… /head explodes

by GrooveGiant on Aug 4, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

I wanted a Sweep. but a split is alright too. Now the Padres need to lose a 31 inning game tonight.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't enjoy this game

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by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It was icky
That was some uninspired baseball.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took a long time too

I mean if you’re gonna mail it in, hurry up and give up

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by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are the games where I’m thankful that I was working while the Giants were on TV.

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Not me

I like seeing kneecaps flying into the 2nd row and fastballs somehow hitting a Ianetta’s dick

by Fire Sabean on Aug 4, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

well
If there’s anything to take away from this game — anything at all — it’s that Ubaldo gave up a run.

We can also take away Denny Bautista.

Please?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants @ Braves

Lincecum vs Jurrjens
Zito vs Hanson
Cain vs Hudson
Sanchez vs Lowe

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid battle of Pokemoz

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this a good place to admit

that I’ve never actually played Pokemon?

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither

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by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen the cartoon.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cartoon is eh

Game is great

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because cartoon is eh, never got into the game :-[

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cartoon gives wrong info about the game too.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the names are pronounced wrong in the English dubbed version?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, they’ve always been inconsistent about that. I’m referring to some instances like where a Pokemon uses an attack of one type that shouldn’t be able to affect a Pokemon of a different type.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never seen it, played it, don’t really even understand the appeal. To each his own.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 5, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guilty as charged.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys talking about fantasy baseball or actual pokemonz

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 5, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither have I

I hated the cartoon as a kid and never got into it.

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by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know way too much about it to feel entirely comfortable. And although my kid plays the DS and N64 versions, she wants me to help her learn the card game. Yay me!

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to love Pokemon

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by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT U R AZN

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum?
Hanson?
???
Sanchez?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain AND Hudson

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to call that one, huh?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. All for the Giants

I hope they wreck Hudson. It will just hurt elsewhere. But Giants win first and foremost.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Talking Chop fella sez...
Braves face los Gigantes this weekend with favorable pitching matchup. Lincy vs JJ should be a coin flip. Hanson > Zito. Hudson > Cain. SF? > Lowe. Worst case 2-2. If the O shows up, 3-1

Woohoo.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year there’s no way Timmy is a coin flip.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLowe

How has JJ looked this year?

I would say any of these games could go either way. I am just sad we do not get to see Kawakami again.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

JJ’s been better since the ASB but still susceptible to the big inning. I think Timmy has the edge there, personally.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care

Games are not played on paper. They are played on LED screens.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I do not think they knew who our no 4 was.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

LOL, mystery Giants #4 starter (whoever he is) is better than Lowe.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not on the East Coast

Where baseball is played.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S THAT EASY

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking Chop?

You be kidding me.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Deep rotations are deep. It’s what they do and what we do. If it was a 5 game set, it would be Bumgarner vs. Medlen…another good matchup.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/still wishes we were facing Kawakami

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods in agreement

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why this series will be all offense...

and it seems appropriate for Zito and Lowe to throw no-no’s

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just got the best warning ever from Grant

i’m giddy like a schoolgirl

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

my first warning was not so amusing :( but a correction to a fanshot was hilarious

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 4, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why’d you get a warning?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

for berating Grant on gchat

:D

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

green text?

(nobody is going get this, huh?)

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Love it!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I feel like it’s becoming a badge of honor around here to get a warning/banned these days. I guess you’re not really a McCoven until one of the mods or the overlord threatens you with a Bochy gif.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft.

 My warning the other day did not have any cool image. It just chastised me for calling someone stupid.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine had a cat caught in a sliding door

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’d you call stupid? Did they deserve it?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I felt so.

Buuuuut not my call cause it’s not my blog.

It was in the “we traded a left handed power bat for reliever” thread.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, then I’m on your side. But I guess you’ll just have to use PR language next time or not insult a person directly or whatever.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no warnings

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re doing it wrong.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know:(

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Natto to warn you.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY NATTO

WARN ME PANSY

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WON’T DO IT. HE DIDN’T EVEN FIGHT ME

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

WHAT A SCAREDY-CAT

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably deserved it.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warning whore!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/giggles for delorean’s sake/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I hate you, Billy Beane.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

I’m to the point where I want the A’s contracted so they can quit dumping prospects onto our division rivals.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly taking out everyone in a Jamba Juice when you snap

Mmmmm…Protein Berry Workout…

by D4P on Aug 4, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievable...

I don’t have a single version of the Hokey Pokey? How can that be?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Inconceivable!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve taught 3-6 year olds for the past like… 20 years… and I don’t have one singe version of the hokey pokey?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best one is by The Brave Combo

on the album “Group Dance Epidemic.” You won’t be disappointed.

Also, Merope, get those damned ticket. Only a few left. See profile for e-mail.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, yeah sorry. I saw that early and meant to email the Mr. to verify and then got totally sidetracked. He’s on his way home now so as soon as he gets home I’ll make sure it’s still okay. August 28th right?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

Still got two together in row 12.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

well its completely obvious to me

and should be to everyone else, that clearly pablo need to spend much more time choreographing new handshakes and celebratory dance moves.

if he does that and follows it up with eating a little more cake, he should begin to see some real production at the plate.

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 4, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting tired of being optimistic for Pablo.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally.

Most 24 year olds in the Majors are.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still one of the three weak links in our lineup.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow an AL team claimed Papelbon

taking a chance that Red sox won’t let him go (for 10M next year). It has to be Kenny Williams. nobody else is that crazy i don’t think.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

At least A-Rod’s exhilarating pursuit of 600 has come to an end

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 4, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I can finally move on with my life.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod now chasing 601!

by speckops on Aug 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEDRO GOMEZ ON THE SCENE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youngest player to hit 601 home runs!

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 5, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was fun while it lasted.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner getting outpitched by Jimenez was a bummer, but predictable. As was the Giants offense scoring 1 run the day after they scored 10.

What really ticked me off was Bochy’s bullpen management down three runs. Why are you saving your eight-man bullpen when your ace is going the next day and you just had a day off on Monday?

It might not have made a difference, but leaving Bautista in was a stroke of ungenius.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot agree with leaving him in. At all.

I can understand putting him in at that spot. “Son, your job is on the line and you know it. Go out there and prove that you belong on this team.”

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't agree with Bautista being on the roster at all

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 4, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much this.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork left him out there too long.

The rule as I have pointed out on multiple occasions is that a hard thrower should not be out there for more than 40 pitches maximum over a 2-day period — and even that should only happen if the first day’s appearance was preceded by 3 days of rest.
Through 40 pitches today Denny had not allowed a run and he was pitching on 3 days rest.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER
JohnSheaHey
Posey “fine” after taking Spilborghs foul tip off R shoulder in 6th. Bochy removed him after ing. "It stiffened up, caught me pretty square.
Posey on rookie of month award: “Eh . . . it’s a nice honor, I guess. Ask me a name for rookie of the month any time last year.”
How about player of the month? “Same thing.” (this kid’s awesome)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

/Bud Selig fines Posey $10,000 for disrespectful comments, gives award to East Coast player instead

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

ha!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a badass.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s OUR badass.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking love Buster.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

would you?

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No comment.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

psssh

I would, and I’m a straight man.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to a poll of 1000 couples in College a few years ago, 37% of college women would cheat on their boyfriend with Angelina Jolie.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's vile

i’d rather sleep with Buster

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

this was before she went omg super vile, right after the brangelina voltron was formed.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ick.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross. Waaaaaay too skinny. Plus Billy Bob sloppy seconds. No thank you.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably would.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought most of the McCoven would.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some gallinas should not be fertilized. Angegallina is one of them.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

You very much did comment

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL me.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

..

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dragonball Z vs Superman?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goku Vs Supes

It’s one of those Wizard Magazine VS matchups.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that really doesn’t look like Goku to me. My first thought was actually Ken.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see now that it obviously is Goku. It just looks off.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super Saiyan 3 — Buu saga style i think.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like one or two, tops to me.

Hair is not nearly long enough

iNerd.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 and 2 goes up, 3 goes backwards.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was drawn by someone from Udon Studios, which does the Street Fighter comics.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow. My artistic eye is so good.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I just noticed someone rec’d my comment.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The line got really long

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CHOP

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL shush.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

:P

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many sick burns to follow.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 4, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here goes jct's rant of the day

Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, what the fuck is this shit. What did you want the motherfucker to say?

“Well, yes. now that you asked, John. I should be the fucking Rookie of the month. I’m motherfucking Buster Posey, bitch.”

“What about Player of the month?”

“You’re god damn right I’m Player of the month. I am the the living embodiment of magnificence, the essence of greatness, and the pinnacle of the human race. I am the king, and you are all peasants before me. Kneel, insignificant bipedal primate. Kneel before me.”

“what do you think about Carlos Gonzalez, who was red hot also last month?”

“Who ’Dat?”

Fuck man.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

His default response should just be “ain’t havin’ it, but I’ll take the awards bitch.”

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he should just have said, "I appreciate the award. " Simple, humble...

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re awfully delightful.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why someone who is honored with an award and thinks very little of that award is offensive/upsetting to others.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROCKIES PLAYERS ARE HUMBLE. GIANTS PLAYER ARE DBAGS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically. And apparently Californians are “sissy-mouth breathers,” whatever the fuck that means.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Maybe the hypen belongs between mouth and breathers. Still doesn’t make much sense.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes, had it in the wrong place.

But still, LOLwut?

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TULO

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's disrespectful to the game.

Also, I’m sure whatever player finished second might have appreciated it a bit more.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then they should have played better.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! Well done!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean like like Carlos Gonzalez?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know who was the second place finisher.

so it has nothing to do with CarGo…

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still not the point.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol logical fallacies

why do you even bother trolling over here? it’s tiresome.

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by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the game’s feelings will be OK.

And if the game’s second place better would have appreciated it better than maybe they should play better.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

M. Night Shyamalan says:

OR MAYBE HE’S SO HUMBLE HE SOUNDS DISRESPECTFUL… WHOOOOA!

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for truth

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought the Rolaids Relief Award was a pretty humorously named prize. I think there’s too many awards in sports sometimes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolaids_Relief_Man_Award

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by xanthan on Aug 4, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The nature of baseball is elongated.

Goodness, much less greatness, is defined in terms longer than a month. I guess that in football “Player of the Week” might mean something, but it gets ridiculous in baseball when a sponsor awards a “Player of the Game.” That guy might, in the right circumstances, be Denny Bautista. How humble should he be upon receiving it?

I don’t know if Buster was too humble or too proud to acknowledge the award, but he was right in either case.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THE FANS HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW IF THE PLAYERS ARE DILLWEEDS OR NOT! THAT WAY THEY CAN HAVE THEIR SMUG ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING THEY LOVE BEING BETTER THAN WHAT THEY HATE CONFIRMED@!!!

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

These awards do matter come contract renegotiation time

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what we want our players to care about.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you upset that Buster is hurting his contract negotiations or that he sullied the game or that he’s not on your team or that he hasn’t accepted Carlos Gonzalez as his Lord and Savior…?

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain’t havin’ it.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

First I'm actually not of the Lord and Savior type, nice try though

so I don’t care about that.

I just think that a player as good as Posey and a rookie might do better to be a bit more appreciative of his status.

anyway…I do enjoy the banter here…and Go Braves!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

crickets

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

This is baseball.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller did talk about cricket today.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he told Dave he’d better work on his English.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wise turtle once said:
You gotta know what a crumpet is, to understand cricket

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster is going to get paid no matter what.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does this even have anything to do with what we're talking about here

so Cargo is going to get paid less because Posey said the award is insignificant? that the rockies management is going to show Fowler the quote from Posey and say :

“hey look, this award doesn’t mean anything?”

You didn’t even consider the contract implications until now, and you’re just throwing shit out there to see what sticks. This has zero bearings on the discussion at hand, which is your perception that Posey is being arrogant about winning an award that, in his mind, doesn’t mean much.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

For you to say this award doesn't mean anything

is wrong. And my pointing this out doesn’t change anything.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, jct. You’re wrong man…

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd ask you who the June player of the month and May player of the month is

But you’d just google that up. News Flash : Nobody knows. Nobody cares.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would really love to see a poll of players not on the Giants

that would say these awards mean NOTHING….

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Kent

Won player of the month with the Giants, and the watch they give out as the award is still at Telephone Park waiting to be collected.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
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by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Jeff Kent is a dillweed too

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he is, but...

He’s our Dillweed.

“The money lies in the RBI’s”

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
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by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right sorry,, he is YOUR dillweed..

Do the Dodgers have any claim to any of his dillweededness(is that a word)?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That didn't happen

Just like the 2002 WS, Orel Hershiser pitching for the Giants and pretty much everything Sabean and Bork do.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Willie Mays playing for the Mets.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude..He said not on the Giants. Jeff Kent is obviously a douche bag (this is not a good example)

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

She said Jeff Kent but thanks :)

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gays gays gays

ALL GIANTS ARE DILLWEEDS, OKAY. DISCUSSION OVER.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it bad that my first thought here was Motley Crue?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

not at all. This is a perfectly cromulent first reaction.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKAY THANKS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey doesn’t care.

Lincecum didn’t feel right about being an AS.

I don’t know about you, but I think winning is more important than accolades.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBF Lincecum didn’t feel right because he didn’t feel like his season warranted an AS entry.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because not thinking you deserve to be an All-Star just isn’t humble. Same goes for an individual award. JUST NOT HUMBLE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm out you crazy kids..

Have fun with the Bravos………or not…

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang, you had me until you dropped the “not”.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry...try to have fun with Bravos?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'll charm you all another day.....

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATTO YOU’RE SO AWESOME…NOT!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MM YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
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by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also FYI, he's giving the award more credit than I am

He said it’s a nice honor.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Name one, just one AL or NL player of the month from the last 5 seasons. Do it.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT NOW

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 5, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubtful

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by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec-a-mundo

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 4, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol rockies

Special humidor edition coming soon.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey did you guys enjoy the non-humidor balls yesterday?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We enjoyed shitty pitching and straight fastballs

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SInkers that didnt sink were nice

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked those.

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by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh,,,well I'm glad you're not one of the humidor conspiracy people

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie manuel and rich dubee are coming for you.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you making a reference to Jon Miller? Because I suggest not going there ’round these parts.

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by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the person above mentioning the humidor

No reference to Jon Miller…and that whole silly thing has been floated around by a couple of more people than Jon Miller….

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checking.

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by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

no problem

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to not worry about stuff like that.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORRY ABOUT MY ZUCCHINI!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. Worries me.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF WHAT I WORRY ABOUT

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If aaron cook was any worse he’d have exploded before the 3rd inning ended.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the next time you face us...

Cookie won’t be in the rotation. You should fear Jhoulys Chacin. That kid has some wicked stuff

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully jimmy tracy keeps the veteran cookie in the rotation and leaves chacin in triple A I didn’t enjoy the last time he pitched against the giants.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think Cookie might land on DL

in all seriousness, there is some concern about his arm being dead now…:(

If nothing else, Cook goes to the BP and Chacin will likely still come up and be in the rotation.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious question here, but why was Chacin sent down? (I haven’t been paying attention to any transactions made lately.)

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had to make room for De La Rosa

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully that nickname will be gone too.

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by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is very true ...sadly...Cookie is having a rough year

I blame it on his 20 pound weight loss in the offseason.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly you gotta be as fat as carlos silva to get that great sink.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully not!!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

What the hell do you think this is an etiquette dinner? Charm school? It’s freaking baseball, played by guys who have always been given what they want, in general have egos as inflated as their pectorals, and in most cases didn’t finish college before they were given checks for more money than most of us made in our first 5 years out of college combined. To criticize Posey for his “meh” comments is beyond ridiculous, it’s shameful. Stop expecting players to owe you the refined behavior one might expect from a foreign embassador or a New York PR executive and enjoy what they give you on the field. Their essentially kids who have always achieved what they wanted in their lives and have a self concept of invincibility because of it.

Who the hell are you anyway? Rick Reilly?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nobody deserves to be called Rick Reilly. Nobody.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolz.......thanks

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I hate that motherfucker. We are having an argument here, but nobody deserves to be called Rick Reilly.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I appreciate your comment. I don't much care for Reilly either...

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Pedro Gomez then?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s waiting for the Bonds Trial to begin

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Seth Everett?

that dude is a first class turd.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colin Cowherd

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE THAT GUY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's amazing how two simple words can bring people from all walks of life together.

One minute ago, we were just posters on opposite ends of electrons streaming down fiber optics lines; then, upon seeing the words “Colin Cowherd”, we are now brothers, banded together in a just cause :

To eradicate this world of diseased vermin, and to triumph over evil.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yes!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more of arrogant self righteous morality police in sports media, I don’t think that’s Cowherd. He’s more of a trend following douche.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

morality police in sports media

Joe Buck
Bob Costas

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Van Pelt
Mike Greenberg

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god. Mike Greenberg.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I CAN YELL BECAUSE I PLAYED IN THE NFL

His rant about zito plunking fielder still makes me laugh.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Golic the ex-pro?

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Mike Golic, not Greenberg.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah my bad

Corrected that below, regardless they are both clowns.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er wait mike golic is the one thats always yelling not mike greenberg but yeah that show is horrific.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re complete hacks who ESPN employ because they’ll support anything the company does. Talk about Favre? SURE! Support ESPN even though coworkers are cheating on their spouses with interns? SURE!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But their show is on Tv clearly they are two of the best in the industry!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Or maybe ESPN just got sick of running And1 Mixtape Tour re-runs at three in the morning on the west coast?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Van Pelt can be entertaining.

I remember one day back when Dan Patrick was still on ESPN, he subbed for him and played old school rap under his commentary for like an hour straight. It was fresh.

I was very surprised he was allowed to do that…then again maybe he wasn’t.

Also, Kenny Mayne my favorite SC anchor of all time…to smart, to funny, so they stick him on horse racing, then turn his little .com program into a freaking commercial.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Costas.

When/if Bonds gets into the hall of fame, I hope he smacks Bob Costas upside the head with the plaque.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how he went on a bonds ripping tyrade for years and then when the blatantly obvious news came out about his boyfriend he had nothing to say.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's talent?

Because he has none.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hisses

COLIN COWHERD SUCKS

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re disrespectful.

by speckops on Aug 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty funny. The award means nothing. Obviously his goals are more than a monthly award. Don’t see too much wrong with him saying the truth that no one remembers monthly honors.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. Seems like he was kinda “aw shucks” about it, and didn’t want to call attention to himself. Plus, he seems to recognize that the recognition is fleeting – unless you’re rookie/player of the month for the whole damn year, it really doesn’t mean that much. Not even for contract negotiations (which he won’t have for a while).

He’s not being disrespectful.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT HUMBLE DAMMIT!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humility

the 6th tool.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Man, that's 7 tools

and none of them are plate discipline.

Stupid Strawhats.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe there’s really an argument over this.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just ranting because I get to write “kneel before me your bipedal primate”

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEET ME BEHIND THE MARINA GATE AROUND 6:30PM OR YOUR MOST CONVENIENT TIME AND WE’LL SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWORD FIGHT!!! SWORD FIGHT!!!!

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS WILL SURELY PROPELLER OUT OF CONTROL!

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS 6:35 OKAY WITH YOU? I’M HAVING DINNER WITH MY MOTHER AND I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE EARLY?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK I’LL PENCIL YOU IN FOR THAT TIME. I HAVE TO GO MAIL A PACKAGE ANYWAY

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANIME ACTION FIGURE?

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOMOHIME REPLACE FIGURINE

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a weird way to spell replica.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKAY REMEMBER THE RULES THOUGH.

1. NOT THE FACE
2. OPEN FIST PUNCHES
3. BE HOME BY CURFEW
4. SLAPPING IS OKAY
5. CELEBRATORY ICE CREAM!!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WAY THIS IS UFC STYLE

NO FOREIGN OBJECTS IN ORIFICES

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHATEVER BRO

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE JUST WRONG

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he is. That’s not what a non-dillweed says.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Haters gonna hate

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLAYER OF THE MONTH!!! IT’S A BIG DEAL!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HATERS GONNA HATE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if I told them Dexter Fowler had said that same thing… last year? Ohhhhhhhh.

As we have been weapons-grade stupid for so long, let them bring their knives to our gunfight.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Dex never said this... and if he did I would say he's a dillweed as well.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he never said this, I am making the assumption that if a Rockies player would’ve made the same statement that fans of the Rockies might’ve been a little less critical of the comment.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would be saying what we’re saying, and we’d be saying what they’re saying.

Then again, Buster Posey.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think you'd be wrong about this.

We would have excoriated him.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
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"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

It must be a Giants fan thing.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I walked right into that one. I totally forgot that the Rockies fans will take any chance to put themselves on a pedestal, high horse or cloud.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mean it that way..

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
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"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes you did

You just got called on it

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you're wrong...but that's okay

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra (thanks to pedalpusher)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, Lars…You’re wrong man..

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been telling him that all this time.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really not and you are more aware of this than anyone

But you won’t admit that. It’s ok. It is the human condition. Some people have the self-awareness to recognize their own shortcomings; and other people are you.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, I'm glad I've just been analyzed.

That will save me about 200 bucks on one therapist visit.

Cool beans…

But short of that……this was unimpressive.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra (thanks to pedalpusher)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LARS, YOU’RE UNIMPRESSIVE!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 4, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Now there is no need for the date fanpost! It is all wrapped up right here.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you go! :)

But, let me apologize to you for your inability to escape me, even when I’m not around! lol.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 4, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure ‘it is all wrapped up’.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But short of that……this was unimpressive

TWSS

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

As is your transparent motive. Here it is in as simple and basic terms that I can manage:

If you are going to come here and act like a pretension ass, as least have the guts to own it. That kind of thing works well here. You know, honesty.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now he’s going to get all posttensive ass on you.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol...PRETENSION!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pre-tension ass? Is that the opposite of a post-tension ass?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A post-tension ass just hasn’t been worked on yet.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it tensile stress?

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you that was what I was trying to think of...

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra (thanks to pedalpusher)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am being honest.

Posey was being a dillweed. Simple

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"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra (thanks to pedalpusher)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Don’t know when to stop, do you?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain’t.Havin’.It.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no idea what he was being

And the fact that you think you do brings us full circle to this:

I totally forgot that the Rockies fans will take any chance to put themselves on a pedestal, high horse or cloud.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

DISRESPECTING THE GAME. OH MY!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ain’t having it.

by speckops on Aug 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m literally too short to live. 5’7" males are this century’s shark food. Other shortcomings: I try too hard, I don’t try enough, I care too much but about other people, I stay up late, wake up late, and I’m “the arab who hates” my neighbor’s baby (quote was from the actual neighbor complaining to our landlord because I got a parking space, denying him and his family a third space).

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

short comings

story of my life

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dillweed?

You can say fuckhead here if you want.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 4, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just invited something very upsetting, xanthan.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Fuckhead.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEEEYYYY

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 4, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just kidding

You know I love your blog.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 5, 2010 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be nice

Purple row people are sensitive to them evil cuss words!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, please.

I am just a christian teenage girl, be kind.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Aug 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Have you met Walrusman?

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a pretty cool van.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can say I have had the pleasure of not meeting him, even though I haven’t the foggiest idea what you’re talking about, which is probably a good thing.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Aug 4, 2010 5:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

au contraire, my dear
I can say I have had the pleasure of not meeting him,

You have have not met him, you have not had the pleasure.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me try this again

Au Contraire, my dear. If you have not met him, you have not had the pleasure.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They seem to be enjoying this.

Jealousy is one of the strongest emotions.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

They’re a bit too cocky for being 5.5 games out of a playoff spot and less than a 10% chance at making the playoffs.

That being said, there’s only about 10-20 regular posters so it’s a SSS.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have the Lord and HTML 5 on their side.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blasphemy

Away from the beach ball..

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DILWEED!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend and I once had a long argument about whether or not dilweed was an actual insult (we needed an insult that rhymed with “Tweed”). I said yes, she said no. And so ever since, I have pointed out to her all the instances where dilweed is used as an insult.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. Nice. Tell her about Purple Row. They probably use it all the time.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, in normal conversation,

I will say dillweed, but that’s me. It is actually the first time I can recall it being used on the Row.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Aug 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

We bring out the worst in people.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't need any more fireworks like yesterday...

Dillweed, ;)

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DILLWEED DILLWEED DILLWEED

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't say dillweed PIP

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra (thanks to pedalpusher)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
QPU Member #4, YHEG Member #4, Proud Member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dilllweed?

These mother fuckers can’t come up with something better than that?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can

sissy-mouth breathers

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, it’s sissy mouth-breathers

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, but it still doesn’t make much sense. They’ve not met Gallo del Cielo, for instance. Or seen Alex Lewis’s zucchini.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too but I did have to use some kind of enhancement device though.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE THEY CALL US THAT???

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I would be angry if I had to post at PR, too.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are not angry. Or jealous. I am very happy that I post on Purple Row, and would be very sad if I wasn’t a Rockies fan and didn’t.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Aug 4, 2010 5:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You probably wouldn’t be sad if you weren’t a Rockies fan, you’d just be a fan of something else and wouldn’t know any different

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 4, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my life would be empty cheering for anotther team. We R, afterall the only club in MLB that has purple as their colors. Plus I love everything about being a Rockies fan…

If I were a Giants fan, for example, I would be really sad I would have to post here, and wouldn’t. Maybe look for a nicer team (no disrespect to you people), but that’s me.

Have a good night.I will see you all at the Rematch later this month. Goodbye now. I have to go to church.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Aug 4, 2010 6:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think you missed my point but it’s not really worth getting into. Cheers.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 4, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

at 7PM !?!?!?!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be really sad I would have to post here, and wouldn’t.

Then don’t. It’s really that simple.

by speckops on Aug 4, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this performance art?

If so, it’s pretty awesome.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 4, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not performance art

PIP is just as she says she is…and is the most loyal Rockies fan I have ever met.(no I haven’t met all of them). Be nice okay. She’s respectful.

You can direct your vitriol towards me…

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra (thanks to pedalpusher)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
QPU Member #4, YHEG Member #4, Proud Member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would almost agree with you, except she mostly seems to be loyal to the color purple. So, there’s that.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...she's loyal to the Rockies....

but yes she does love purple…lol….

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra (thanks to pedalpusher)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
QPU Member #4, YHEG Member #4, Proud Member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a very good book, you have to admit.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Oprah was pretty good in the movie.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, she sounds ridiculous.

Also, this:

If I were a Giants fan, for example, I would be really sad I would have to post here, and wouldn’t. Maybe look for a nicer team (no disrespect to you people), but that’s me.

Not exactly “respectful.”

(Not that I’m offended, mind you.)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 4, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also “you people.” LOL

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right? I don’t feel respected somehow. Fortunately, it’s IMPOSSIBLE to take that person seriously.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 4, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And why is “Rematch” capitalized?
I don’t understand that.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Aug 4, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

any word that starts with an R is capotalized b/c the Rockies starts with an R

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE" ?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do YOU mean 'You People'?!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY TOOK ER JOB!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DURK AUR DURRR!!!!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we’re “you people”
Nothing I hate more than self righteous hypocrites.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is right up there with “real Americans”. LOL.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

I actually lol’d at that, it was an attempt to mask an obvious insult.

by venom322 on Aug 4, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying be kind as she really is just a kid...

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra (thanks to pedalpusher)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
QPU Member #4, YHEG Member #4, Proud Member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody made her come here and be insulting. Be ready to take it if you’re gonna dish it.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Note to PR members: Don’t sass the Can.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

noted

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra (thanks to pedalpusher)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!" Ubaldo, Tulo, Hawpe and Spilly say "Germans?"
QPU Member #4, YHEG Member #4, Proud Member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I really am just a kid, too, and so are a few other people who regularly post here.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and kid that forms lines

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A legal kid, at least. :P

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

jct

been meaning to tell you. AWESOME vids on youtube.

by venom322 on Aug 4, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol random

thanks!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

yea i know, but i just came in here, saw ur SN and it reminded me that I need to give u props for them.

by venom322 on Aug 4, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you’re not trolling PR, either.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 4, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please keep it that way.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am proud to say that it seems like no regulars are.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have no desire to troll anywhere. Not my thing.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just got walrusman’s attention

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Shift+A a bit of that, but wouldn’t you agree it’s a little bad-mannered to incite on an opposing team blog following a loss?

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 4, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 4, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT SHES A KID

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE KIDS AIN’T RIGHT!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a kid

I’d bet I’m younger than her. All the people that were my age left here. If I say thinly veiled insults, I fully expect to be called out on it. But whatever. Age should never really be an excuse

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bull fucking shit.

if you’re old enough to go on a forum and act like a pompous douchebag, then you’re gonna be challenged on it, and fuck off if you can’t handle it.

It’s really that simple.

Welcome to being in the company of adults.

by Aquaria on Aug 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must hand out high horses as you cross into Colorado.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Having spent a good amount of time in Boise, Id. (AND NOT JUST AT THAT BED AND BREAKFAST DAMMIT), I know exactly the kind of personality. It may not seem “real” to us, but it is real.

A co-worker had to move there to support a customer. His kids came home from school and asked “daddy why is everybody so nice around here?”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, she’s still basically calling us a bunch of assholes. She’s just spraying the poo with air freshener and pretending it doesn’t stink.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 4, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Caroline......

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

(AND NOT JUST AT THAT BED AND BREAKFAST DAMMIT)

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 4, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m wondering what other sorts of establishments did those two frequent together?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

fountains of trevvi

duh

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this place is..ahem…quite unique.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, she's not respectful.

She’s a judgmental nitwit. That you can’t see it makes you not too bright.

by Aquaria on Aug 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of those incidents that reminds me of that Ghandi quote..
“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” or something like that…
To come in and be all “Ooooh I’m a wittle Cwistian, pway nice wit me.” and then act like that… pfffffft.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reason 1 i am not a fan of organized religion. They think they get a pass for being God fearing folk.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, internet posters from a Rockies fansite are representative of Christians

I, for one, am glad to have been pigeonholed.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you know a single person represents all?

by Natto on Aug 5, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

LARS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 5, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that a real person posting that?

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Aug 4, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ostensibly

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A nicer team? Oh my.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, one that has the color purple in the team colors.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain tried to murder David Wright that one time. It’s true.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 4, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he yelled mean things at Matt Holliday.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Cain’s such a douche.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

People who care too much about this can die in a hot air balloon accident.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Pablo says “LOL”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

JohnSheaHey
Posey "fine" after taking Spilborghs foul tip off R shoulder in 6th. Bochy removed him after ing. "It stiffened up, caught me pretty square.

this is the problem with Twitter.

What exactly is happening here? Buster is “Fine” meaning that he wont miss any starts, but he was hurt just enough to remove from the game? or is he saying that he was removed as a precaution? or was it just one of those screwy Borkisms again where he feels the need to remove the best hitter in the lineup for no apparent reason?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 4, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he means “fine” as in damn, he fine.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daaaaayaaaaamn fine.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 5, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster motherfuckin' Posey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dillweed!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I commented on this before scrolling down

I was not expecting to have to scroll up that much to get back to the original comment

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a lot of scrolling.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way more than half the thread.

by speckops on Aug 5, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean to be on KNBR in a few.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL HANDS BRACE FOR BOREDOM

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE GOT R DUNN

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, any good quotes from this interview?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares Grant!!!!

Arod hit #600 & Farve might be coming back!

by ACgiant97 on Aug 4, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Cue endless replays of John Sterlings’ annoying home run call and Rachel Nichols stalking Brett Favre in his front yard.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the great duane kuiper once said

Nobody cares.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Favre

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Aug 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am contemplating replaying Chrono Trigger. I have not played it since 1995, and that was in Japanese with a Chinese translation book.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I dare ya.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take the physical challenge!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Since nobody responded to my totally awesome Nickelodeon game show reference, I must post a picture of a man dressed as a baby.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

we just had a mark summers post recently

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 5, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

TRIPLE DOG DARE

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i understand it's an awesome game.

My son still plays his old SNES cartridge at least a couple of times a year.

by Aquaria on Aug 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to do this when baseball season ends.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we’ve come a long way. Our number five starter against Ubaldo at Coors, and we all expected to win.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 4, 2010 4:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Why would a player come to a game

and not expect to win? That player should stay home.

Why would a fan spend 3+ hours watching and commenting unless he/she expected to win? That fan should watch soap operas.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s possible, but it doesn’t mean it’s likely for us to win. it’s just being realistic.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, people again.

Well, we got the split.
I hoping we pull out a good race for the WC (die, dodgers!).
I’m looking forward to our rematch later this month when I am at you stadium!

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Aug 4, 2010 4:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

screw the wild card

Giants are taking the West

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Diego Padres disagree

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."-Terrence Mann
"You can learn a lot just by watching"-Yogi Berra (thanks to pedalpusher)
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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody asked them. They can suck it.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if we fall out of the race

They’ll be sucking on your carcass

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really even know what this means.

Also, just as a point of order, fans referring to their team in the first person always rankles me. It seems… presumptuous somehow.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the word you’re looking for is asinine. Not that I’m totally innocent in that regard…

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a Padres fan

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘we’

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh right..gotcha...I'm sure no Giants fan ever made such a presumptuous comment

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course they have. The hypocrisy has been flying around here lately in a lot of ways, including the whole ‘we’ thing.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't go putting words in my mouth

i don’t care what team you root for, i think the practice is silly. that’s all.

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by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean to put words in your mouth.

I thought you thought I was a Padres fan…sorry bout that.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 4, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it's silly, but I do it all the time

“we” is much easier than saying “The San Francisco Giants Baseball Club”

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by Goofus on Aug 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not “they” or “The Giants”?

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that it’s nice for a fan to be able to associate him or herself with the team. I don’t think anybody has illusions of being a member of the team, but certainly there is a level of association that people have, which, considering the often deep attachments that come with a sports franchise, seems fair to me to just let them be a part of it if they want to.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Man, that is one ugly sentence.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree

I found it elegant and with obvious fault.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not "with"

but “without.”

Nicely rendered Howie.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have lots of illusuions of being a member of the team

I just usually do not act on them.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have lots of jerseys. Does that count?

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you keep all those cows?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see the new trick I learned with my monocle.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that what kids call it today?

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a new brand of ping pong balls.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it take extraordinary butt cheek control.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just the cheeks!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's still a monocle

but where I keep it is part of the mystery.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

GASP

/monocle falls into tea cup

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU KEEP YOUR TEA CUP THERE?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR TEA CUP IS JEALOUS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you act like Huff from time to time.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I was doing....something else.

You were saying?

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say our team.

And I am damn proud of it.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with the “we” thing. i do it all the time. So now everyone should be okay with it.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sayin "we" is silly?

What? It identifies yourself as being a fan saying we, and is considered by some a sign of loyalty.

But if you don’t understand, that’s fine, I guess you have to be a Rockaholic (; J, Cat).

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Aug 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’ll defend the use of we, but I think I’ll also defend the position of the people who think that it’s silly to use. It does seem silly to think that you could mention yourself and Steve Young in the same breath, in all seriousness.

Now, I don’t personally think it’s silly. But it’s easy to see why one might.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s fine when it’s all in the family — when you’re talking to other fans of your team — but when you’re trash-talking fans of another team, it’s lame.

by Evan on Aug 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you read where I said I wasn’t innocent of that offense myself? Dickbag.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I try to avoid doing that.

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do it all the time, and I never feel silly doing it. I think of myself as a single member of the larger Giants entity.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have so many other reasons to feel silly.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You leave my comically wide hips out of this.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I play 5th blernsman for the Giants, so I can totally say “we.” I don’t know about the rest of you monkeys, though.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re easily a top 3 blernsman, btw.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

number 3 at best.

by Evan on Aug 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m money down the stretch, nerb!

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I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that how you got through college?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, and selling my blood plasma (true story on that part).

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took care of lab animals and cleaned equipment. It was gross. I should gone the plasma route.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was good grocery money until a couple weeks before graduation, when I had a “venal infiltration” as a result of a poorly placed needle. That was ugly. And they wouldn’t let me sell anymore of my plasma until it subsided, which it didn’t until after graduation. Yay ramen and generic frozen waffles!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer, peanut butter sammiches and the kindness of strangers, ftw. =p

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all one Giant Borg

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
I don’t really even know what this means.

I enjoyed this reply!

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 4, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, b/c if this was really your mother fucking team you wouldn’t be wasting time fantasizing about what players want!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their luck can’t last forever. They’re not the 2009 Rockies.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you want to play that way….then the Rockies might as well challenge that. Maybe we’ll leave you the WC.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Aug 4, 2010 4:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

John Elway Sucks!

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

AIN’T NO GOLDEN JOE!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stand beside delorean, talons at the ready.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

*your

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Aug 4, 2010 4:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Rockies really are the Borg, and that’s not just because they have Spilborghs.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which, come to think of it, is odd that there isn’t a .gif of someone spilling a bucket of Borgs somewhere.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scalia and Alito are Phllies fans, so it will probably be upheld.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Scalito pukes on dissenting justice

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

i just spit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

unless that judge is also Denny Bautista, San Francisco Giant.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

deny gotta go

I’ve finally made it to the 5th inning and Denny looks beyond awful. Isn’t there like 30 other pitchers in the pen Bochy could have used?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd rather have Scott Pitch

You know a lot of guys get hurt doing that….

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why we needed Nick Swisher.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Posey could have gotten 3 outs without giving up 2 home runs.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ain’t havin it.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the 10th HR Denny gave up I noticed that they put ducks on the scoreboard. Does anyone know what it says?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denny has given up exactly FOUR dingers the entire season

and in only 3 games, furthermore, over 2 months passed between HR #1 and HR #2.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 4, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surely you didn’t think I was being serious that Denny gave up 10 HRs today.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not serious about anything.

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL'D

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 4, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 4, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MENDACITATIONS

Only posted 18 times.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 5, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

and stop calling me Shirley!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denny

Also cannot find the strike zone 75% of the time.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 4, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the giants slaughter the rockies at coors and beat them 10-0 and pull within one game of first place and pad their wild card lead to 3 games yet it’s backpage news and treated like the royals beating the A’s. Yet ubualdo touches a ball and the rockies abuse the humidor and its front page breaking news of “Ubualdo dominates giants” like the rockies are in first place and ubualdo just threw a no hitter. Are the giants really that much of a fucking joke to the baseball world? I figure after a 22-6 june the giants would get some respect but apparently they are pretenders and the rockies and dodgers are the real deal.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Ubaldo just set a Colorado record?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

who cares

just win the NL west. There will be a headline waiting for us there. The rest is just noise.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically this. I don’t mind going under the radar. The less they talk about us the less stupid shit they say about us.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The giants are gonna regret trading molina this is probably one of the worst trades of the year!

I recall “experts” saying that a few months ago LOL HAROLD REYNOLDS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite is now they all talk about how “NOW YOU SEE WHY THEY MADE THIS TRADE, BUSTER WAS READY!”

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEFF FLETCHER WAS JUST SAYIN THAT POSEY WAS IN A SLUMP

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that was without him having to think about being the full time catcher oh no the giants are screwed!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE NOW POSEY SUCKS AND THE GIANTS ARE IN A COMPLETE MELTDOWN

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d when he put the giants 26th on his MLB power rankings after they had lost 7 in a row and stating that it would get a lot worse with the ineffective posey behind the dish.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an idiot.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the band of brothers grow to 3

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could always ask you about Urban, jct. :P

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh jeez

I’m allowed one rant a day. I already blew it on the Rockies fan.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

It’s okay. I think that opinion is pretty well known.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s dead jim

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play on the wrong coast...

Baseball is most important in the states where it is played the least, and consequently has the least knowledgeable fan bases. In California we played baseball year round, because the weather allowed it. In the northeast, they play for about 4 months if that. It’s very ironical.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
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by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simples

They can’t play baseball, so they spend a fuckton of time talking about the local team.

I don’t think any fanbase is more knowledgeable than the other, though. It’s baseball in America, we all know how to play it.

by Bitter Fan on Aug 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also beat the Rox 10-1.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And bengie molina is still the giants catcher.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey’s one of the best hitting 1B in the league according to kruk.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, this is getting tiresome. There is plenty of LOCAL PRESS that covers the Giants in great detail. Let the national broadcasts continue to play to the margins.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I'm not sure there's that much local press

what with the two measly stinkin beat writers the team has nowadays, but point taken.

three if you count Haft.

by Bitter Fan on Aug 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But how much coverage does one need every night after they just invested 3-4 hours of their day WATCHING the game, no doubt chatting about it with friends and peers on-line or in person maybe another hour or so (or 4+ if you braved last night’s post-game thread) and knowing there’s going to be another game less than 24 hours later?

If one believes that they should live their lives without caring what others think of them, then it stands to reason that they should feel free to love and embrace whatever they want without fear of what others think about it.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is. Two beat writers is plenty. And remember that Baggs’ stuff gets published in a few different papers because they are owned by the same company.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

more beat writers = more choices

There certainly used to be more and considering we have big problems with the two we have (HS = shill, AB = not stat-friendly enough), it’d be nice if we had a couple more options.

It will never happen, of course, but in a world of unicorns, I would like 5-6 guys covering this team.

by Bitter Fan on Aug 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less Beat Writers

More Beat LA

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t need a stat-friendly beat reporter, really. That’s not the point of them. That’s why the niche stat-friendly sites have cropped up. You need a beat reporter with access, ideally one who is not JUST a shill, but one who can at least walk the line between reporter and critic without ruffling too many feathers. Baggs has shown he can do this from time to time.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't hurt

A beat writer usually has to be able to perform some perfunctory analysis (especially in today’s age where they usually also have to write the game report, a couple blog posts, and maintain a Twitter feed). Lots of beat writers will feed some numbers into their notes – someone who understands stats will be better placed to understand and analyze somebody going 3-6 vs. a certain pitcher rather than someone who says 3-6 VS PITCHER OWNAGE!!!!! without understanding sample size issues.

by Bitter Fan on Aug 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not old enough to remember

But when did papers like the Oakland Trib, Sac Bee, or Press-Democrat actually cover the Giants on a regular basis? Not talking columnists, talking beat writers.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay. Like I said, I’m not old enough to remember a day when most of the papers had their own beat writer.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly at the beginning of the SF era

virtually every newspaper in the region had a guy, at least for home games.

This is not an exhaustive list and partial guesswork, but 20 years ago I think the Press-Dem, the Trib, the Bee, the Merc, the Chron and of course the Examiner all had their own guy at games.

Just the Examiner going has had a profound impact on press coverage.

by Bitter Fan on Aug 4, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the biz as a whole changing

Multiple papers in the area are owned by the same company (Media News Group IIRC), so of course they are going to only use one writer.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, of course

…hence the comment about this only happening in a world of unicorns.

But if get unicorns, I want 5-6 guys following the team every day.

Interesting that the Press Dem only has a 49er beat writer now. Clearly they can only afford 8 road trips instead of 81. Too bad, as the Press Dem used to have pretty good sports coverage. It always annoyed me as a San Franciscan that the best local sports coverage tended not to emanate from here, except for Ira Miller.

by Bitter Fan on Aug 4, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. And seeing as Maiocco went to the same school I did, I always heard about him.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you tired of complaining about the lack on national media the Giants get?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tale as old as time…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I really don’t care if the national media watches my team. As far as I know, they play purely for me and only me. I laugh at the poor east coasters that have to watch the Mets.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO FUCKING CARES. WHY DON’T YOU JUST COME HERE FOR YOUR NEWS! Oh, that is right.

Also Jimenez broke the tied or broke a Rockies record, the Giants just put up 10 runs yesterday which is nice, but not front page worthy.

Also, stop using ESPN and start using MLB Network.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKER WATCH

John Bowker went 3-for-4 with two doubles and an RBI in his debut in Pitt AAA… SKY IS FALLING

by Fire Sabean on Aug 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah but did you watch his 81 ABs in the Majors?

He just doesn’t have the tools.

(Followed by Bowker becoming a quality MLB player).

Well he has really learned to hit the pro breaking ball and he totally developed as a player since the last time I saw him.

/Joe Morgan logic

by snafu on Aug 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

he had a whole 81 at-bats and should have had all the confidence in the world when he was named the starter.. his fault nothing on Bochy at all

by Fire Sabean on Aug 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a great manager

Developing young talent since buster posey!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bay Area media logic about all Giant castoffs that succeed elsewhere: “He just needed a change of scenery, He never could have done this with the Giants.” Like their talent magically returns once they take off that Giants uniform, and had nothing to do with the veteran loving General Manager/Manager.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that vinscullysucks

Sfgiants420 Radnich called him a genius so it must be true.

by Fire Sabean on Aug 4, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GARY RADNICH IS THE BEST TALK SHOW HOST IN THE BAY AREA

HATERS GONNA HATE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening when you called into the station and he attempted to act smug and you were coming so strong they had to constantly mute you. That was some funny shit to bad you didn’t even get to speak your piece and had some blabbering bafoon constantly yell over you with “if he’s so bad then why is he still employed?!?!?!?!” lines.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OLD

posted yesterday. But still, BOWKAHMANIA

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just read the entire thread

The rockies fans crying about buster downplaying the awards made my day not to mention the mccoven came in strong for a fine finish.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly buck showalters “winning ways” are making a world of difference for the O’s LOL ANGELS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, I’ll be pretty fascinated how he works with that team. They shouldn’t be this bad.

by Bitter Fan on Aug 4, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Obviously a lot of the young players are shaken up by the horrific losing they’ve experienced this season but maybe old buck will get them back to royals levels. Hopefully the royals don’t screw themselves out of the #1 pick, that’d be very warriors of them.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

David prince getting cain'd hardcore

It’s also hilarious to see joe maddon use chad qualis effectively I don’t think anyone thought that was possible.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt capps saves david price from getting cain’d LOL STRAIGHT FASTBALL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

mouth breather

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s sissy mouth-breather, sir.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOOOOO EARTHQUAKE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for the meteor, for what it’s worth.

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Aug 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

with an assit from the bad news bears outfield

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-a

Wtf is a dillweed…I feel like I missed something here.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I just watch him throw a pitch that went a foot over Gonzales’ head and drop at his feet?

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he throws a 55 MPH curveball that only changes paths if the flies circling around his head get in the way

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought those were stink lines

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padilla

could haunt houses for a living when his career is over

by Countificus on Aug 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet...

I’ve never disliked him less than I do this evening.

by AngeloB on Aug 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Music

Anyone like Unknown Hinson?

The king of country and western troubadours

by Countificus on Aug 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dill is delicious

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Apologies if this was posted before
hankschulman
  
Sabean hinted on radio that Gs might make a move tmrw. Could be Wellemeyer up, Bautista out. RT @sfgiantsgirl: Why Pucetas in FNO, not Todd?

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Bautista out.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. Get rid of Poo to bring up Crap.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Traded for another reliever named Ramirez

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAH!

Needz hittaz not hurlaz.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

So, yeah talking with PR people is weird, apparently.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Racist!

Puerto Rico is a fine country and they gave us Andres Torres and…wait….oops, my bad…I just realized you didn’t mean Puerto Ricans. Yeah I agree, Public Relations people are weird.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 5, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Puerto Rico is not a country!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather eat my own vomit than see Dodgers pitcher Vicente Padilla throw a no-hitter.

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

A no hitter?
Someone’s throwing a no hitter?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT! A NO HITTER?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

NOT A SINGLE HIT!
THROUGH 6 WHOLE INNINGS!!!

SIX INNINGS WITHOUT A SINGLE SOLITARY HIT!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 hits? IN A ROW?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

bloop singles or dingers coming to a george sherill relief appearance near you.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP attack in the 7th, here come them padres!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy related story of the day

I had a childhood “friend” who had a very poor single mother. She made him eat everything on his plate, no matter what. Apparently there was a time where he became sick because of this and vomited it up back onto his plate. She made him eat it.

They are now estranged. Apparently as soon as he hit 18 he moved out and broke contact. She was able to track him down via a friend at the DMV. She showed up at his door which was then slammed in her face. She went back a few days later and he had moved.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pix or it didn't happen.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Aug 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, the pus seeping from the acne on padilla’s crusty face

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nigel Tufnel reference.

by AngeloB on Aug 4, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Russell Martin’s idiotic decision (last night) not to slide at home caused him to tear a muscle and land on the DL. Some good news.

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

A few friends of mine who are dodger die hards (douche bags) were saying up in LA everyone on talk radio was saying theres a good chance furcal is out for the season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Click the picture box

put in the direct link to the image.
Make sure there is a subject line.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want the image URL, not the page URL.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Padilla trrew a pitch called an eephus on game tracker.

by BrianIsAwesome on Aug 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

1 game back!!

still. woot

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Try posting a link to it

What site do you use to host it?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt work for me either.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes it just takes a genius.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

does not show up for me either when I try.

Puzzling.

I think its a flickr problem maybe. Try photobucket.

EEPHUS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

n00bs

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU GO TO HELL!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

=p

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eephus?

Ethier especially pats his ugly shit?

by Aquaria on Aug 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did it higher up.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yours is smaller.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP !

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The greatness, that is, Kazuhito Tadano features the Eephus regularly in Japan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkdl9zIJAxo

There is actual game footage, explanation on why he uses it, and a cool sequence showing the batter’s eye trying to keep track of an eephus after seeing multiple fastballs.

Cool stuff.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently he threw it in the minor league too lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGHvD2kZwgY

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

That’s almost like the system is making fun of him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol padres

2 hit CG shutout by padilla

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Lookit, their bullpen imploded…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

(And by bullpen, I really just mean Mujica)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gave up his 13th homer of the year that is howry like and the seasons not even over wow.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of bullpen implosions

LOL MARINERS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez messed that game up big.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least we’re still just a game back in the West…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a shame that game couldn’t have been a high scoring massacre with massive bullpen usage and pitch counts.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least the padres aren’t really scoring like the used to

by BrianIsAwesome on Aug 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A: This thread sucks...

Hasn’t even hit 4 figures…

Didn’t like that we lost but we split and did not burn through our bullpen.

Glad to see San Diego regress to…well San Diego…

Giants go into the ATL and sweep them!

by calbearjd on Aug 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I disagree with my fellow PR peeps up above, fwiw

Congrats to Buster on his award, and congrats on a series split. Let’s meet again sometime soon, hopefully the division is on the line.

Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
WHEN CHICKS HAVE HOT FRIENDS AND THERE MIGHT BE MORE THAN ONE HOT FRIEND DUCKS FLY TOGETHER
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Aug 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too lazy to find the bottom post for that thread

Many superstars have said “the Division is nice but we are out to win Super Bowl/Stanley Cup/World Series/NBA Championship”…

Championship is what it is about…Buster is focused on the what’s important..not what is “cool”

by calbearjd on Aug 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what SDcat is talking about, honestly.

That’s how I read it as well, and that’s precisely what I look for in my favorite athletes

Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
WHEN CHICKS HAVE HOT FRIENDS AND THERE MIGHT BE MORE THAN ONE HOT FRIEND DUCKS FLY TOGETHER
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Aug 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job not being a dillweed

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly the runner up would have been more appreciative!!!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just seems like things got out of hand for her pretty quickly. She said something and stubbornly stuck with it to the point where it just seemed like she was trolling at that point. Eh.

Good series. Till next time PR

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people handle this place better than others

Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
WHEN CHICKS HAVE HOT FRIENDS AND THERE MIGHT BE MORE THAN ONE HOT FRIEND DUCKS FLY TOGETHER
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Aug 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It drove me quite mad many moobs ago.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many moobs, Howie?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Many. At least a score of sets.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know this has been posted but just saw this on John Shea's Twitter
Ramon Ramirez making his Giants debut. Acquired Saturday. Arrived today. Told me he needed time to be with son, 9, who has health issue.

Hope that his son is alright.

by calbearjd on Aug 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez, I hope it’s just chicken pox or something.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( I hope his son’s okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cleaning out my ancient laptop

I came across this old screenshot and thought I’d share. So many great memories. Enjoy!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm pretty sure you made this up

They cancelled the 2002 World Series…

by calbearjd on Aug 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP YOU ALWAYS DO THIS

He’s going to post it…Hell I’ll post it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 4, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I have no idea what this means...

I kinda want him to post it…so I get the hatred…

by calbearjd on Aug 4, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF!

I threw up in my mouth a little bit…why natto?!

by Artimus Clyde on Aug 4, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It probably had something to do with involuntary regurgitation.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And having eaten natto?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naturally. I mean, you’ve tried it?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked at it once.

“Beans in snot” would not leave my mind.

Could not eat.

by Aquaria on Aug 4, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had it coming.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want to throw up a lot more?

http://www.omgsoysauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/funny-wtf-justin-bieber.jpg

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

Gross. Even I like them older than that.

by Aquaria on Aug 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. my sig
2. file name

can’t say I didn’t warn ya!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that legal?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that was not the picture I was expecting and that was not a welcome experience.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You Dont love this?!

But really, my stomach just called in Denny Bautista…game over man

by Artimus Clyde on Aug 5, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are people so mad again?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Alex_Lewis masturbates.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a giant zucchini

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

why are people so mad again?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are people so mad again?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are people so mad again?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are people so mad again?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh...I'm over it...

The worse image would be a picture of Ortiz handing the ball to Dusty…

BTW: I was at game 7…if was an awful game because 1) what happened in game 6, 2) stupid Thundersticks, 3) the fact that Dusty gave the Giants no chance by starting Hernandez over Reuter against a super aggressive first ball hitting time, and 4) F’ing Eckstein

by calbearjd on Aug 5, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

robb nen :(

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just makes me sad.

You are an ass.

:(

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must scrub from mind, try this

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ocelets are still in parts of South Texas (Rio Grande Valley)

It’s nearly impossible to spot one these days in the wild. I think I knew one person who saw one off some banged up backroad, for all of three seconds.

When I learned they were still around, my cat became indoor-only. Not that they would get anywhere near McAllen, but still…

by Aquaria on Aug 4, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our mountain lions would kick your ocelets' asses!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 5, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHO THE HELL WARNED ME? I WILL FIGHT THEM

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LET’S DO THIS NATTO. 6:35!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CENTRAL TIME OF COURSE

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE DOING THIS DUCHESS OF QUEENSBURY RULES, RUFFIAN

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the same time? That duchess is pretty hot.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

AH APPLESAUCE!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEE’S KNEES, YOU DIRTY SAILY

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT
Among the hitters most adapt at avoiding 0-2 counts are the high-power and high-walk sluggers you’d expect. David Ortiz leads the list at 14.5%, Jim Thome is 4th, Alex Rodriguez is 5th, Albert Pujols is 8th. There are some surprises though like Casey Kotchman being 2nd. Unsurprisingly, much worse hitters populate the other end of the ranking. Aaron Rowand has the worst mark at a whopping 40% followed by Wes Helms (37%) and Mark Ellis (35%). In fact, there are virtually no successful hitters above the 30% mark aside from maybe Cody Ross.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

40%?

That’s truly incredible. How do you get into an 0-2 count 40% of the time?

by taliesin on Aug 5, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if anyone in management is aware of this.

Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if this was news to everyone including Rownad.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 5, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can't spell "Aaron Rowand" with out O-1 and O-2

/rimshot

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 5, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

wow.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

So... yea

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 4, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey djp4cal, I just got back from the Real Madrid v. Club America match at Candlestick… I had a blast! The crowd was incredible and it was a great game all around. 3-2 to Madrid, and I got to see Ronaldo score on a free kick from just outside the box, so I can cross that off my bucket list.

As soon as I get the means I’m hauling ass to Europe to catch a league game. It has been too long.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 4, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

were the vuvuzella’s going wild or do they not do that shit out here?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 4, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mexican fans love their vuvuzelas so yes, there were a lot of them. They aren’t as annoying when you are there in person for some reason, but I definitely prefer the chanting and singing the fans do in England

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 4, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest, I didn’t have a huge problem with the vuvuzelas during the WC. I don’t know why, I wasn’t completely opposed to them like a lot of people I know.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 5, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had no problem with them. Maybe if I was sitting next to somebody using one, it would be different. But they didn’t bother me at all on TV.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was it pretty crowded? How awesome was seeing Ronaldo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 4, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine missed half of the match waiting in line just to get in, and apparently it’s been horrible for her to try and get home, so I’m guessing it was.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always like that going to a game at Candlestick, fuck that noise

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was pretty crowded, and the fans were fantastic. Setting off smoke flares and whatnot. Ronaldo is incredible, he basically dictated the pace of the game on his own.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 4, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s freaking awesome though, must’ve been awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 4, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I must say, I need to find my way over to Spain one of these days because Madrid had some lovely lady fans.

The guy next to me had clearly been working up his courage all night, and at one point he turned to the woman a few seats down and said, “So are the 49ers the guys in white?” The girl wasn’t catching on though, and she just smiled and said “No that is Real Madrid.” He replied, “Oh wait, this is a soccer game?”, and she just sort of laughed. I gotta give him credit for the effort, at least.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 4, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyyyyyy i agree, you gotta give the dude credit, props to him, pretty clever i must say! He didn’t get any action at all?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 4, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got a smile and a laugh, which isn’t too bad, considering

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 5, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was in Italy for 9 weeks this spring

I saw 2 games in Milan at San Siro Stadium… Inter vs Atalanta and AC Milan vs Juventus
Awesome experience, the people there were as loud as I’ve ever heard fans just for the player intros. That and the flares and m-80s people are lighting in the middle of the game….
I actually got the chance to see the Champions League Final in Madrid between Inter and Bayern Munich. That was amazing. The stadium was shaking when Milito scored both of his goals.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 4, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last match I saw was Rangers v. Celtic in Glasgow… Viciously intense rivalry, lots of fun. I’d definitely like to see a game in Milan, and you’re incredibly lucky to have been able to see a Champions League final!

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 5, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

AC Milan vs Juventus

So jealous. Even though it was one of the worst seasons Juve has ever had and they totally laid an egg in that game, I still would have gone to see them in a heartbeat if the opportunity presented itself.

Did you get any kind of gear at the San Siro? And please tell me you took like 5,000 pictures.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 5, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, took pics and video

I had to go even though it was a down year. My grandma is from Torino, so Juventus is my team. Still have some cousins over there. I used to have a Baggio poster back in my bedroom right next to my Bonds poster in ’93. I got a Juve scarf at the game. I also have an Inter/Bayern scarf from the Champions League Final.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 5, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

D:

The defense was so terrible.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 5, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

A fellow Juventino! I like it!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 5, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice! I was thinking about going, but in the end I didn’t wanna pay for a team I don’t care all that much about.

I can’t wait to get to Italy to see a game. Juve’s new stadium opens next year. About to be the most amazing thing ever.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 5, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo LINKIN PARK IS AWESOME, right? KIDDING GUYZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 4, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You must construct additional dillweeds.

Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.

by GiantBrass on Aug 5, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good try...but McC may have reached Peak Comment

Comment production clearly falling after hitting more 3100 comments for two post-game threads

by calbearjd on Aug 5, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs sez: Ace Tim Hudson is going to draw Matt Cain on Saturday
Merope asks: Why does it seem like Matt Cain always draws the other team’s Ace?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 5, 2010 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Because right now he's our ace

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 5, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember the last time the Padres lost two games in a row.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 5, 2010 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully, it will become a lot more than that. They’re due.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 5, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAUTISTA GONE!!!

woohoo…

please please please don’t let Shellemeyer come back

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 5, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

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