Another Game Day Thread
Some runs would be nice, Giants.
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I was the second person to vote “yes”. I voted yes before it was cool
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
I haven’t posted the new thread yet! But good job for finding it. I’m waiting for Burrell to get out here.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I found it too
you tricky bastard
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Wait, how did I get here?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
I assume you got here on the sidebar. The thread is published, but it’s not published to the front page. I think it still comes up as a link on the sidebar.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
that’s how I got here at least
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Who’s the next guy for me to reverse jinx?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, it’s Ishikawa. I’d reverse jinx him, but it’s not like it would do any good. Automatic out.
Then, after that, I link to this new GD thread.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
icwutd
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
He had to swing
Or that would have been called a strike.
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
voting is a sin.
I usually just write in the lord’s name
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
LOL GIANTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Giants
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
chin up bud
chin up
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
OT repeat
whatever prop 8 decision comes out, I hope the hatred is kept to a minimum. If Prop 8 is overturned, I don’t expect this to stay verbally civil. ugh.
when is the decision supposed to be announced?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
so 430 then?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I hope they get it right, and I will dole out my hatred according to the degree of wrongness is involved.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
that is involved.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
or just "involved"
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yeah, that works too.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
voted maybe
as you did not specify which team would actually score them
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
The thread says “Giants”. The poll is an extension of the thread. QED, bitches.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is an extension of the thread. Which says “Giants”. QED, bitches.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
UbJi at 72 pitches thru 4
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
Come on shitty rockies bullpen
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Jumanji?
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Has MadBum been getting squeezed?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
You probably don’t want me to answer that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait was that Dan Akroyd?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Horrible
I’d rather watch Lars Von Trier movies on endless loop.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Just wait for the Smurfs movie!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re also making a live action Fairly Odd Parents move with Jason Alexander as Cosmo and Drake Bell as Timmy.
That, the Yogi Bear movie, and the Smurfs movie are ruining my childhood.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh wow.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
‘I HAVE HAIR! I HAVE HAIR! IT’S GREEN BUT I FEEL YOUNG AND PRETTY AGAIN!’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
new Curb Your Enthusiasm Season?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
One of my main beefs with that image: COSMO DOES NOT HAVE CURLY HAIR. His hair is SPIKED! How hard is that to do?
Well, besides the whole concept of a live action Fairly Odd Parents movie starring Jason Alexander. And the synopsis on Wikipedia doesn’t help at all. That’s probably the worst concept for a movie I’ve seen.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I don’t understand how the oil tycoon can possibly take control of the fairies. Won’t they just disappear or something?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if he catches them in a butterfly net – they’re powerless against those.
The whole concept of an adult catching fairies for personal gain is what drives the main antagonist of the show, Denzel Crocker. So it’s not a completely new idea, at all.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh, I guess I didn’t really watch that show.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I was obsessed with the Fairly Odd Parents when I was younger. It was (is?) one of the better shows of the new Nicktoons (i.e. post-Rugrats, Aaah! Real Monsters, Doug, Hey Arnold era).
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh wow.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The Smurfs movie does have Neil Patrick Harris though.
Still looks like crap. But he could be good.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No, Gargamel is Hank Azaria, which is actually pretty brilliant casting.
I think NPH is just some guy. One of the humans that is.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The CEO of my company is commonly referred to as Gargamel… when he isn’t present.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
human centipede?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I voted maybe
It depends on who’s doing the scoring.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Burrell's OPS+ is up to 104 coming in today
That INCLUDES his Tampa Bay numbers. In SF, it’s 128.
Goofus was right!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
please just fucking get us out of this inning 2-0
and we knock ubaldo out after 6 and hope for runz against 3 innings of bullpen
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF vs. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Giants Flavored Haterade
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
FFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
Where'd that pitch miss?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD
On strike 4
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
ONE PITCH OUT!?
WOW
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
What a fancy GDT! Nice Poll, Howie!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
long time no see, nerds!
WIN NOW. MOVING SUCKS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
the actual act of moving sucks balls no matter where you’re going. i imagine that is what BL is referring to.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Maybe moving around so much has made me immune to the hassles of it.
I’ve lived in 25 different places since 1971
T minus how many minutes until the inevitable Jose Guillen will fix our offense trade?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Please not this.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
ishi!
wtf pablol!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
I liked that inning
Now win
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
wtf Panda. throw good!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU, SHITBORGHS

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Shitturds
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Okay, let’s make one thing clear. H-R starts with a vowel sound.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
not if you're a Brit
“Hache”
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Most people think Home run in that case no vowel sound
But yeah
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Clear.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
but when you read HR, dont you hear “home run” or “homer” which doesn’t start with a vowel.
by scottishgiants on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
some people read HR as “H” + “R”, therefore with the vowel sound at the beginning
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
i get that that’s the implication here. I just don’t see it. probably just bc i don’t do it.
by scottishgiants on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
They have SUN powered solar panels now?!
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Kuip Has your back
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
LOL Flem
“It’s about time they got that pig fucker Spillborghs out.”
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Leave it to the asian dude to pick up shit thrown by Panda
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
What you did there
I See it
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
shitty
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
I've given up hope
that the Panda will do anything to help this team win this year.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
I hope he doesn’t turn into a Francouer, who also had early success in his career before his hackstastic ways were discovered and exploited.
I think Pablo will be back
but just not this year. His head is probably not in the right place and he’s in too deep of a funk to find his way out. Hopefully next year his personal problems will be sorted out and he can be the Panda again.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
The Giants suck today
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
OT: Prop 8 Ruling
According to a source who has seen the 136-page decision, U.S. District Court Judge Walker has ruled Proposition 8, the California voter-approved ban on gay marriage, unconstitutional under both the due-process and equal-protection clauses. We’re staying tuned and will report more details when we get them.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/08/judge_vaughn_walker_hands_vict.html
by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Let’s not.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that what they said in Conn./Mass?
ehh…Supreme Court will strike it down and the 14th amendement
/cheers
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I don't care
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
If it gets out of hand, I’ll do something about the thread.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The gay marriage ban is unconstitutional. So this is good. That’s all we need to say about it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Was this really an ugly discussion here before? That’s disappointing.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This is probably not the place to discuss this
OT Fanshot/post at best
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s probably best not to give it an entire individual thread.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s the biggest news story in the entire country today. im not adding commentary, nor inviting a political discussion. i simply informed. it’s a massive news story. if you want to ban news stories from GDTR’s, fine, but ban them all.
Well this is a news story that many people feel very strongly about on both sides, and will probably end in violent debate.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
As of this moment, though, the most violent debate is over whether or not to even talk about it. As long as that is the biggest problem with this discussion, I think we’re in okay shape. Like I said, if it gets out of hand – even a little bit – we’ll deal with it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
NOBODY.
CARES.
Well…lot’s of people care. I’m just not one of them.
Whatever.
by scottishgiants on Aug 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
And its such big news all of us will hear of it not on here.
It has no place here.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
This isn't a place for political news
Especially hot button political news.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
It would be awesome if MadBum hits a homer right now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
Did he have the best at bat of the inning?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
Well, that inning sucked.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Jimenez threw -4 pitches that inning.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
7
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
he threw more warmup tosses than actual pitches
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
that was roped.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions
Bah
46 strikes to 32 balls for Jimenez. Stop helping him, Giants.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I blame you.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That inning was fucking shit
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Is shit mass singular or plural? anybody know?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
That is a lot of shit, not that are a lot of shit, so….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
but “a lot” is singular, you can say “there are lots of shit”.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I have never heard that.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
“there is a lot of folks here”, folks is plural, but you use there is.
“there are lots of folks here”, folks is plural, but you use there are.
My point is “a lot” was what dictated it being singular in howie’s example, not shit being singular.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I think the problem might be conceptual.
Are you talking about a really, really big pile of shit?
Or are you talking about a similar volume of shit distributed throughout many piles?
Because one pile of shit is just one shit, regardless of volume.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I’ve heard “for shits and giggles”
I am trying to determine if shit is countable.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
well there's also
“I don’t give two shits”
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I’ve never heard anyone say “there is a lot of folks here” or anything of similar construction
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
When in doubt, substitute. I’m trying to think of a more common mass noun to throw in there, but I’m a little slow at the moment.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
There are a lot of people.
I think a lot and lots are pretty synonymous.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Interesting. I guess I’ve always though of “lot” being the head noun in “a lot of XXXX” and therefore any usage of “a lot of” is singular.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’d like to give you a more conclusive response, but my stylebooks are all packed away right now and I’m flying by the seat of my own common usage.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless you are selling a large volume of shit. You might want to auction it off in lots.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Or if you are experiencing an unusual number of bowel movements – ‘Wow, that was a lot of shits’.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
this vagabond seems less than enthused
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
I've decided that aiming low is the key to happiness in life
Let’s hope for a split in this series. Go Giants.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
hope for at least a split
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
lol
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
ENOUGH WITH THE GAY MARRIAGE ALREADY!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh. Bautista
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I’m not sure that word means what you think it means.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FUCK DAMN SHIT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Crap.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
LOLGAME
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Aw, damn it.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Oooh! In the name of love!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh, that was pretty funny.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Not “look at me, I’m funny” funny, but funny.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody has to validate my humor, and if that person has to be me then I’m okay with that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it me or doesn’t Bautista pitch his best when the Giants are out of the game?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I really really really really
hate the Rockies
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
The Giants really need to get into the Rockies bullpen.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
To steal signs?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
To steal the juiced balls amirite?
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
To get our tiny fists around their zucchinis?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLTISTA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this is one way to limit madbum’s innings
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
yes but he was also kinda not the best
I mean it wasn’t bad, but it also wasn’t exactly great.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WHYIOUGHTA
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
THROW A FUCKING STRIKE!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Greg Gibson
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That story is awesome. JLU did a really good job recreating it too, even credited Alan Moore, even though I’m sure he was against it being adapted in the first place.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess Bochy has decided that we can’t win em all and is just blowing this one off.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Should have plunked Tulo
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
ugh it's bautista

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
lol
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Not really
Needs more BB’s and HBP’s. Every one of this guy’s pitches is a strike/put into play.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
This is one of my favorite cartoons.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I predict
The Giants will only keep 13 pitchers for this road trip. Once they get back from Atlanta, they’ll drop a pitcher and bring back another bat.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I don’t think Bautista is going to be on the team tomorrow.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I hope he’s not going to be on the team tomorrow.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Yeah but now there’s REALLY REALLY no reason for him to be on the team tomorrow.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk and Kuip hate Bautista
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
So does most of MCC.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
All of McC
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
NO!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
Wise men, they are.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
wow that hit was loud. hope he’s ok.
i’m pretty sure this is the last we see of Bautista.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This inning is still going?
WTF
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
Did we discuss Nate’s brother already?
sad
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I hear the Giants were actually scouting Nate's brother
…they like the way he executes the hit-and-run! *rimshot
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
No.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
OMG GTFO ASSHOLE
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
I HATE YOU BAUTISTA
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
wow
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
We need to forfeit ...
just to protect our own players.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Matthew and Simon are up and throwing in the bullpen.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
ill give him credit for one thing
he must strike terror into every batter he faces. Strong possibility of plunked in the head at any moment.
haha
BusterfuckingP
If denny bautista accidentally hit a blimp 2 miles above coors field and it flies in an orphanage, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This is so horrible.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This guy needs to leave
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
So who gets the retaliation throw?
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Ubaldo
Will he remain in the batters box?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Noooooooooooooo! IBB
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Because the last time Bautista faced a pitcher it worked so well
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Wow
Bautista is an ugly man, bless his heart.
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
2 outs already?
That was fast
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
Prop 8
good guys won this round
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Bautista’s so wild, I wouldn’t be surprised if he threw it down the middle of the plate on an intentional walk.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
I was thinking ball 4 was close
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Matt Holliday agrees
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Did the Giants seriously just IBB someone
with Bautista on the mound, who walked Kuo in 4 pitches?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
so
you mean IBB is really superfluous with Bautista on the mound?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
FINALLY
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Jesus is always merciful
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Thought the Rockies were gonna get a free Grand Slam

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Throws a strike to 1B
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
scoreless inning from Bautista!
That guy is unhittable!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Strategy!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON’T NEED TO KNOW MY BEER IS COLD IN THE STORE. I HAVE MY OWN GOD DAMN REFRIGERATOR I AM NOT DRINKING IT RIGHT THERE IN THE STORE.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
you aren't livin the life
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
this one?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
also
know how I tell if my beer is cold? I put my hand on it.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You fuckers did it again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTGgFXk6Rg
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Gimicks
Miller: Vortex Bottle
Coors: Can Liner, Vent, Cold activation Window, Color changing mountains.
Bud Light: Twist off cap.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
LOL 0 R allowed for Bautista
all went according to plan
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
Ok...so make Ubaldo work this inning
4 runs is very much within reach.
I can feel the loss coming, and it’s a strange feeling that I don’t like. I’d prefer the other feeling that has been much more common recently.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
lol u
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Win every inning!
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
God, UFC just doesn’t seem like a sport to me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Lies!!!
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t see what’s sporting about pinning a guy on the ground and wailing on his face until he loses consciousness.
I mean, it’s definitely fighting. But a sport…?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah there is a rule that you cannot stick anything inside any orifice.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Oh.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
yes. it is illegal to give wet willies
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Which only supports my not a sport position.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither does synchronized swimming.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Synchronized swimming is legit.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
you can win an olympic gold medal in synchronized swimming.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
At one time you could in Croquet as well. That make it a sport?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Croquet is a sport, yes.
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
poker?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
you can’t win a gold mdeal in poker
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
nor can you in (American) football.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
or baseball, for that matter
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
anymore
therefore, no longer a sport
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
it’s a rotation program
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Knee
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Fangraphs doesn’t like our chances.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
I don't like our chances
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
that's just like some guy's opinion
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Way to make Jimenez work, Mole.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
puke
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Don't worry guys
Bruce Bochy bobblehead night is coming up!
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do you think they took MadBum out so early?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Why aren't people taking pitches
Ugh.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
Huff
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
AUDREY!
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Huff!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
HEYYYYYYYYY
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
i forget :(
i thought it was “i rock rough and stuff,” though
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
SCORING POSITION!!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
POSEYOSEY DING DONG
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
BUSTER
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
GERALD!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
POSEY!
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
in play (runs)
OMG!!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
Shutout...
BUSTED!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
A shutout by Ubaldo?
BUSTER AINT HAVIN IT
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Demp
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
sometimes it feels like Huff and Posey create runs in spite of the top of the order not getting on.
Directed more at Mole than Andres
We dont need a federal judge to tell us that a couple of guys cant watch the Giants come from behind and take the Rockies
Buster is so awesome.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
buHRrel
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
BusterfuckingP
Shutout? I ain’t havin’ it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
So, this took forever to make

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Haha, "I see what you did there!"
/slap “fucking clown”
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Awesome
Wreck’d
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don’t understand it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha ha ha ha
laugher
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL Affeldt
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
gosh darn it
Drab
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
99 pitches
Hopefully we make him work a bit in the 7th and end his day.
That 7 pitch inning hurt.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
We have a 10% chance of winning!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Dammit
Bautista is still pitching.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
bochy says:
he hasnt given up any runs yet, still good to go.
To make sure the rockies lose a few players
resulting in a losing streak and out of contention for the Division
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
LOL Miller
“It seems like Bautista is guy you put in a game that is not that close, and he just terrifies the other team”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That is awesome
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol. 4 run lead in the sixth is insurmountable. :(
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
3 run.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Was 4 runs when he was put into the game.
by CaliforniaBone on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I see his point

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Large image is large.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
somebody else could say that again
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS is Bautista

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
I would do dirty things to Amy G.
She is not butterface.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
The only things that scares Posey
Bautista!
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Oh noes
I can’t help feeling like Bautista is somehow responsible
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely worth it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
SpilborghsTFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
SToddFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Who the hell is Arencibia?
Somebody just asked if he was better than Carlos Santana.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
those are those radio telescopes in puerto rico, right?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Blue Jays C
High Power, Low OBP
And he’s not close to being as good as Santana
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Dammit
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Fudge
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
FUCK YOU CARGO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
it worked yesterday
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Typical Bautista
Looks great and looks like crap in the same inning.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Im new...
What is meant by “rec’d”… is it short for "received? recorded?
by IRONxMIKE on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Recommended
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
See that little button under your post that says “actions”? If you click on it you can “rec” or “flag” a post. Rec means “recommend.”
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
recommended
click “actions” on a post you like
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Rectumface'd
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
you gotta be kidding me
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
BAUTISTA......BORK
I HATE YOU BOTH!
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
FYI
Nothing’s changed, it’s only grown stronger.
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That's great...
Except this game is being played at COORS FUCKING FIELD
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Pretty much.
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU BILLY BEANE
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FUCK YOU BILLY BEANE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I SHARE THIS SENTIMENT
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Well Bautista
At least hit somebody.
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
FUCK YOU BAUTISTA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
BOO!!!!!!
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Nice job Denny
You fucking suck
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
unadopted.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.
I think it's fitting to post this now

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Wreck'd
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like they're watching a horror movie.
Oh wait they are, The Baserunner: Panda
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
this always gives me a sad
cuz i was there :/
by Artimus Clyde on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank Bochy
for erasing any hope of a comeback.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Can we DFA him after this game, please?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
during this game please?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
But
Then we wouldn’t have 13 fucking pitchers.
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Just give away his plane ticket to Atlanta
Leave him at the airport. I’m sure he’ll be able to find his way … somewhere.
I do...
They’re that stupid.
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh . . .
. . . sometimes simple answer is simple.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
well
at least I go back to listening to morrisey
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
FUCK YOU BAUTSITA
FUCK YOU BOCHY FOR LEAVING HIM IN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What is the point of an 8 man bullpen
If you are going to just give up in a 3 run game?
8 man bullpen is stupid enough, but this is just ridiculous.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
i'm in agreeance
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I guess I’ll get some work done now
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Bochy must have waved the white flag
He’s not even taking Bautista out.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
What's the point
This doesn’t have the feel of a win. Let him hang himself out there.
Then DFA.
smart play
i mean, this is such a pitchers park, t’ain’t no coming back
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Mike Lowell placed on waivers!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Swoopz SABES!
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
We all agreed on that a month ago.
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/TalkingSabes image saying “I disagree”
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
TAKE HIM OUT!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
3 Batters Late Bork
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
About fucking time, numbskull
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
∞ is not a Number
Therefore I have no percentage.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Does Ianetta come into Ke$ha?
The Rockies music confuses me
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Tulo's Walk Up Music:
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Yeah I know
Miley Cyrus
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I admit
It’s a catchy beat, but I wouldn’t use it as walk up music
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Thank you Denny and Bork
for breaking my spirit when it’s at its highest point
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
No new toys in todays game?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m going to go take some shits.
later folks
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
not a sport
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Say hi to Bochy for us when you get to the stalls
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
why is denny bautista in this game? why is denny bautista on this team? WHY IS DENNY BAUTISTA?????
Boo
by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Aug 4, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Dude, it’s not like we’re talking about Justin Peepers here.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry.
I forgot only conversations about Lady Gaga and LInkin Park are allowed to be beaten into the ground
also
how much bautista sucks
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Music in clubhouse, walk-ups to plate. No politics in baseball.
by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
DFAd
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
13 pitchers and no long reliever.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Traded along with Bowker for a bag of balls.
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm about to be one
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
WeLOLemeyer
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Yeah, another non-strike/gopher ball thrower.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd think with a head that big
You’d at least have a normal sized brain, but no, however when a stiff breeze blows and Bork turns his head the right way it sounds like he’s whistlin’ Dixie.
So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Bautista hit Mora in the kneecap.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
really more of a suck delay
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Cannon
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
BUSTER AIN'T HAVIN' IT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
he was troubled by your musical sensibilities.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
only for it’s humor potential
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
But not in the “look at me, I’m funny” sort of way.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It indeed hasn’t maxed out yet…though I probably won’t let it…I only spoke earlier through frustration
by Artimus Clyde on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
i needle
it’s what I do.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I’ve seen the needle and the damage done.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
A liitle part of it in everyone.
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
The Lady Gaga version is the best
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I like talking about this instead of the game…it hurts right now
by Artimus Clyde on Aug 4, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
SIDDOWN, STEWART!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Yeah I heard about that
I’m hoping they pull out obscure music videos from the past instead of making B&B watch Lady Gaga and Kanye West vids.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Rant ahead
So, you’re coming off a weekend sweep where all your starters went into the 7th inning or longer. Then you had a day off. You’re carrying eight relief pitchers. You have your #5 starter going on the road, and he gets into trouble early. WHY THE FUCKETY FUCK DO YOU BRING IN BAUTISTA TO THROW 50 PITCHES?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
If they were down 10-0, I might understand. But they were down 4-1 at Coors. Timmy’s going tomorrow, and you’d expect he’d pitch into the 6th or 7th, so you won’t need a ton of relievers tomorrow. It just baffles me. Does Bochy think his pitchers get paid per appearance?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
AIN'T HAVIN IT

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Forever rec'd
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Natto:
Make this smaller and use it for Buster CS
Reverse for K-CS
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Lol
Computators Scares me.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
/no photoedit skillz
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
auto rec'd
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
I guess we can now put to rest the idea that Bautista only pitches poorly when the game is on the line.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Two Field Goals.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
I don’t like basketball
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed,
feels like should be a lot more. A city lot . . . about 1/8 acre.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhhhh .... Baggs....
I can’t really fathom why Denny Bautista is still in this game. Or why he’s still wearing a major league uniform, to be honest.
107 pitches now
This has got to be his last inning
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Panda doing anything here would be nice
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
well, at least he took a pitch
I guess that’s something
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
I could go for a taco right now…
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Even when used mockingly, I HATE that phrase.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
IAWTC
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Whiteflag.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
good call
If we get a rally going in the 8th, Whiteside will be up w/ men in scoring position. He’s so clutch.
This game is a very Bochy game.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
At Coor's, you're always up with someone in scoring position
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Giants should’ve inquired AT&T about their rollover plan
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 4, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
In other news
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The younger CGI Jeff Bridges looks horrible.
Seriously, he looks like he’s right outta The Polar Express.
Bochy raises the white(side) flag. Typical for a guy born in France.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Bautista and Casilla, the maginot line of the Giants bullpen.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like you had a really great morning.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya know
Bautista has an ERA below 4. That’s really not bad. Funny that.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
LOL reliever ERA.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Howry
not that bad, you guys!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
oh hell yes
I’ve gotta think that the biggest Howry Hater would love to see him over Bautisty
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
biggest howry hater?
see: Giants Win blog. i don’t think he’d agree.
(i am not he)
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
8 man bullpen
Romo
Wilson
Bautista
Casilla
Ramirez
Lopez
??
??
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
Lefferts
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Quisenberry
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Brantley, if anything just to get him off the air.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff shuld hit a home ru nhere
just because
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Well this is pretty awesome (if it works)

Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
As someone whose last dog had seizures with some regularity, that scares the shit outta me (and I dont even grok what it is).
RIP Professor Griff
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
dog is dreaming that he is running and wakes up in the middle. not seizures.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
it wasn't a Seizure, the dog was dreaming, and woke up its all sped up
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
hi
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
WTF
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
Congrats Buster!!!
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Soft Cell in the background on the Coors Field PA
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Ugh, Madison
Game scores for the last turn through the rotation:
Lincecum (vs. LAD) – 62
Zito (vs. LAD) – 71
Cain (vs. LAD) – 77
Sanchez (COL) - 71
Bumgarner (COL) – 30
They could be Giants...but not really.
Yes
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
was going to ask how you did that
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
and when I got an answer
would have asked why.
who and where, I’m covered
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
it was the @ s
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yeah, some of those keystokes did a “font” autoformat.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
(no)
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don't you mean
SHOWCASING?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
way to overwrite your subject
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
GASP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Jon Miller
“Janish…isn’t he the guy who plays the pan flute?”
Flem: “You mean Yanni?”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Yablo!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, Blowout time killing.
We haven’t had much of this since Wellemeyer left the rotation.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is where the comeback begins right?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s not over until we say it is…
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
comeback beginning on the final out
playing with fire right here
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 4, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It's supposed to be hot in Atlanta right?
Timmy starting tomorrow…
Uh oh
How many times is Turner Field going to play that goddamn EVryBOdyCLAPyoHANDS! shit? I say every other ATL PA.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Fresno does that too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sadly.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone does once in a while but I swear ATL plays it four times an inning. First Braves game I watched this year, I thought their whole starting lineup was named EVryBOdyCLAPyoHANDS.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what I (didn't) like about this game?
The way Bochy threw in the towel when we were down 3.
That was awesome.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ROWAND
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLGAME
Seriously.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
infield hits > 2 out rally + lots of extra pitches.
this was more like a BORK BORK BORKer
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Padres need to go straight to hell.
Also lose
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Let's just ignore
those people who get home from work in an hour and ask about the game.
Game?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
OT (may get banned for this sensitive subject):
google likely to discontinue wave by end of the year.
/ducks
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Good
The Wave is stupid. Watch the fucking game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I blame Madison’s local paper:
Bumgarner overcomes slow start
After getting off to a slow start, former South Caldwell ace Madison Bumgarner won four straight games as a starting pitcher with the San Francisco Giants.
Bumgarner, now 4-3, has pitched 46 2/3 innings this year. He’s 2.28 ERA is tied for the best on the team this season and he’s allowed just 14 runs on 41 hits thus far.
Bumgarner, called up to the big leagues before the All-Star break, has 36 strikeouts and 12 walks.
They could be Giants...but not really.
/finds home of SandoBall on web . . . sends loyal flock of gallinas to peck his eyes out tonight before he can wake/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
Used the term “oppo taco” other than dismissively and ironically.
Unless you meant it that way, in which case the gallinas can be recalled, I hope.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Call back your gallinas sir
Of coarse it was for comedic purposes…though it apparently failed, it was not for realz
Gallo del Cielo . . .
. . . is notoriously touchy, especially after a pinche perdida like this one.
It is la naturaleza del gallo.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
And don’t be coarse. A smooth course for all around here.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
/checks fail safe point for gallina flock/
Should be ok, unless one is damaged and sneaks through. Sleep with a shotgun tonight. Better yet, don’t sleep.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
3 down in the AILC
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Jon: Stay tuned to the postgame show. We’ll have live coverage of the leaf blowers, so don’t miss that.
He's so awesome.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For the wrap, they should just pick who had the crappiest game.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, was that even a contest?
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Pablo was pretty bad today at the plate and in the field, Torres had a golden sombrero, the entire end of the lineup …
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
My Pokemonz died:
Bumgarner – 0 W, 0 SV, 3 K, 9.00 ERA, 2.50 WHIP
Torres – 0 R, O HR, 0 RBI, 0 SB, 0.00 OPS
They could be Giants...but not really.
i had both madbum and ubaldo going today
so I guess it was ok =/
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
yeah, but it’s head to head so ..
I still have Price and LeBlanc to go tonight, lol?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yay for a split

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I wanted a sweep, dammit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
misusing statistics
COL outplayed their pythag for the series by half a game
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Radnich and FP

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Rockies fans who might be lurking, BUSTER POSEY DOES NOT WANT TO PLAY FIRST BASE, SO PLEASE STOP WRITING THAT.
he
ain’t havin it
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I give reply-of-the-day to bgunn
Sounds like you had a really great morning.
Well played sir

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