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Another Game Day Thread

Some runs would be nice, Giants.

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Runs: Would they be nice?
Yes
68 votes
No
5 votes
Maybe
33 votes

106 votes | Poll has closed

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I was the second person to vote “yes”. I voted yes before it was cool

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 4, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t posted the new thread yet! But good job for finding it. I’m waiting for Burrell to get out here.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found it too

you tricky bastard

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, how did I get here?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 4, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you got here on the sidebar. The thread is published, but it’s not published to the front page. I think it still comes up as a link on the sidebar.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

that’s how I got here at least

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s the next guy for me to reverse jinx?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’s Ishikawa. I’d reverse jinx him, but it’s not like it would do any good. Automatic out.

Then, after that, I link to this new GD thread.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

icwutd

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had to swing

Or that would have been called a strike.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i abstain

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 4, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

voting is a sin.

I usually just write in the lord’s name

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 4, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

time to win a few innings

by justhangin on Aug 4, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE RUNS YOU IDIOTS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This game would be better if the Giants scored more than 2 runs.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

chin up bud

chin up

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Aug 4, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT repeat

whatever prop 8 decision comes out, I hope the hatred is kept to a minimum. If Prop 8 is overturned, I don’t expect this to stay verbally civil. ugh.

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

when is the decision supposed to be announced?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

any moment now… before 3pm

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

so 430 then?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooner the better, it’s going to be an emotional night

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they get it right, and I will dole out my hatred according to the degree of wrongness is involved.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is involved.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird that we have to make laws to overturn laws, policy to overturn policy, etc.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

or just "involved"

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that works too.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

voted maybe

as you did not specify which team would actually score them

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 4, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The thread says “Giants”. The poll is an extension of the thread. QED, bitches.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is an extension of the thread. Which says “Giants”. QED, bitches.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

UbJi at 72 pitches thru 4

Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.

by Leniz on Aug 4, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on shitty rockies bullpen

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jumanji?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has MadBum been getting squeezed?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 4, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

You probably don’t want me to answer that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

didnt even have to watch

by Artimus Clyde on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait was that Dan Akroyd?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horrible

I’d rather watch Lars Von Trier movies on endless loop.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait for the Smurfs movie!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Bieber Movie in 3D

can’t be topped…can’t be beaten

by calbearjd on Aug 4, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re also making a live action Fairly Odd Parents move with Jason Alexander as Cosmo and Drake Bell as Timmy.

That, the Yogi Bear movie, and the Smurfs movie are ruining my childhood.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘I HAVE HAIR! I HAVE HAIR! IT’S GREEN BUT I FEEL YOUNG AND PRETTY AGAIN!’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

new Curb Your Enthusiasm Season?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my main beefs with that image: COSMO DOES NOT HAVE CURLY HAIR. His hair is SPIKED! How hard is that to do?

Well, besides the whole concept of a live action Fairly Odd Parents movie starring Jason Alexander. And the synopsis on Wikipedia doesn’t help at all. That’s probably the worst concept for a movie I’ve seen.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand how the oil tycoon can possibly take control of the fairies. Won’t they just disappear or something?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if he catches them in a butterfly net – they’re powerless against those.

The whole concept of an adult catching fairies for personal gain is what drives the main antagonist of the show, Denzel Crocker. So it’s not a completely new idea, at all.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I guess I didn’t really watch that show.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was obsessed with the Fairly Odd Parents when I was younger. It was (is?) one of the better shows of the new Nicktoons (i.e. post-Rugrats, Aaah! Real Monsters, Doug, Hey Arnold era).

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Smurfs movie does have Neil Patrick Harris though.

Still looks like crap. But he could be good.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s he, Gargamel?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Gargamel is Hank Azaria, which is actually pretty brilliant casting.

I think NPH is just some guy. One of the humans that is.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that works

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The CEO of my company is commonly referred to as Gargamel… when he isn’t present.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think our former CFO was called that, too. He even sounded a bit like him.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

human centipede?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I voted maybe

It depends on who’s doing the scoring.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell's OPS+ is up to 104 coming in today

That INCLUDES his Tampa Bay numbers. In SF, it’s 128.

Goofus was right!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 4, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

please just fucking get us out of this inning 2-0

and we knock ubaldo out after 6 and hope for runz against 3 innings of bullpen

by thebighead on Aug 4, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum vs Zambrano on Monday

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF vs. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, they’re making us have it today.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Flavored Haterade

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Where'd that pitch miss?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

On strike 4

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Wait...who's fault was the SB?

MadBum’s or Batter’s Interference?

by calbearjd on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE PITCH OUT!?

WOW

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MORE BASERUNNERS, I MEAN IT

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fancy GDT! Nice Poll, Howie!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

long time no see, nerds!

WIN NOW. MOVING SUCKS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

the actual act of moving sucks balls no matter where you’re going. i imagine that is what BL is referring to.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Tainted Love music

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

T minus how many minutes until the inevitable Jose Guillen will fix our offense trade?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Please not this.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, SANDOVAL!

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ishi!

wtf pablol!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Pandaman?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that inning

Now win

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

PICK IT ISH

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU, SHITBORGHS

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Shitburgs?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re like ice-burgs, only shittier

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shitturds

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, let’s make one thing clear. H-R starts with a vowel sound.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

not if you're a Brit

“Hache”

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most people think Home run in that case no vowel sound

But yeah

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

got it.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clear.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

but when you read HR, dont you hear “home run” or “homer” which doesn’t start with a vowel.

by scottishgiants on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people read HR as “H” + “R”, therefore with the vowel sound at the beginning

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get that that’s the implication here. I just don’t see it. probably just bc i don’t do it.

by scottishgiants on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

CB-CU-CB-SL sequence to Spilborghs

YAY secondary pitches for MadBum.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

They have SUN powered solar panels now?!

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip Has your back

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Flem

“It’s about time they got that pig fucker Spillborghs out.”

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he really say “pig”?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave it to the asian dude to pick up shit thrown by Panda

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What you did there

I See it

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACK HACK HACK

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I've given up hope

that the Panda will do anything to help this team win this year.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope he doesn’t turn into a Francouer, who also had early success in his career before his hackstastic ways were discovered and exploited.

by giants92388 on Aug 4, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Pablo will be back

but just not this year. His head is probably not in the right place and he’s in too deep of a funk to find his way out. Hopefully next year his personal problems will be sorted out and he can be the Panda again.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I’m calling Sophomore Slump.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants suck today

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitch Panda just hit was, according to MLB At Bat, about 150 miles off the plate. It may have hit Wyoming if he didn’t swing.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria

Strikes out swing or Strikes out looking?

by calbearjd on Aug 4, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Prop 8 Ruling
According to a source who has seen the 136-page decision, U.S. District Court Judge Walker has ruled Proposition 8, the California voter-approved ban on gay marriage, unconstitutional under both the due-process and equal-protection clauses. We’re staying tuned and will report more details when we get them.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/08/judge_vaughn_walker_hands_vict.html

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Let’s not.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't that what they said in Conn./Mass?

ehh…Supreme Court will strike it down and the 14th amendement

by calbearjd on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cheers

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather not go down this road again.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we not talk about it?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it gets out of hand, I’ll do something about the thread.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gay marriage ban is unconstitutional. So this is good. That’s all we need to say about it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Was this really an ugly discussion here before? That’s disappointing.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably not the place to discuss this

OT Fanshot/post at best

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

See...I was right...

Politics today
Religion tomorrow.

by calbearjd on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably best not to give it an entire individual thread.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the biggest news story in the entire country today. im not adding commentary, nor inviting a political discussion. i simply informed. it’s a massive news story. if you want to ban news stories from GDTR’s, fine, but ban them all.

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally fair enough. no reason for anyone to debate the issue here, it’s just like saying “OR: a plane has crashed” or “OT: an oil spill has occurred” or “OT: the Dow rose 500 points” so people can go to a new browser and read about it. not argue about it here.

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is a news story that many people feel very strongly about on both sides, and will probably end in violent debate.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

As of this moment, though, the most violent debate is over whether or not to even talk about it. As long as that is the biggest problem with this discussion, I think we’re in okay shape. Like I said, if it gets out of hand – even a little bit – we’ll deal with it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOBODY.
CARES.

Well…lot’s of people care. I’m just not one of them.

Whatever.

by scottishgiants on Aug 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And its such big news all of us will hear of it not on here.

It has no place here.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
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by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn't a place for political news

Especially hot button political news.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he have the best at bat of the inning?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that inning sucked.

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by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimenez threw -4 pitches that inning.

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by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

7

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 4, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he threw more warmup tosses than actual pitches

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is not how you knock Jimenez out of the game Giants.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 4, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

46 strikes to 32 balls for Jimenez. Stop helping him, Giants.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bumgarner can hold the line here, the Giants can take their next best shot next inning.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame you.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

JINX

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That inning was fucking shit

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Is shit mass singular or plural? anybody know?

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a lot of shit, not that are a lot of shit, so….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

but “a lot” is singular, you can say “there are lots of shit”.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never heard that.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“there is a lot of folks here”, folks is plural, but you use there is.

“there are lots of folks here”, folks is plural, but you use there are.

My point is “a lot” was what dictated it being singular in howie’s example, not shit being singular.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the problem might be conceptual.

Are you talking about a really, really big pile of shit?

Or are you talking about a similar volume of shit distributed throughout many piles?

Because one pile of shit is just one shit, regardless of volume.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’ve heard “for shits and giggles”

I am trying to determine if shit is countable.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

well there's also

“I don’t give two shits”

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard anyone say “there is a lot of folks here” or anything of similar construction

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

When in doubt, substitute. I’m trying to think of a more common mass noun to throw in there, but I’m a little slow at the moment.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a lot of people.

I think a lot and lots are pretty synonymous.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting. I guess I’ve always though of “lot” being the head noun in “a lot of XXXX” and therefore any usage of “a lot of” is singular.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to give you a more conclusive response, but my stylebooks are all packed away right now and I’m flying by the seat of my own common usage.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you are selling a large volume of shit. You might want to auction it off in lots.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or if you are experiencing an unusual number of bowel movements – ‘Wow, that was a lot of shits’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've decided that aiming low is the key to happiness in life

Let’s hope for a split in this series. Go Giants.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hope for at least a split

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENOUGH WITH THE GAY MARRIAGE ALREADY!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many 2 strike counts are gonna go for hits

by Snack on Aug 4, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

well, if it’s the Giants, not many or any.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Bautista

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I’m not sure that word means what you think it means.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not good, folks.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK DAMN SHIT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

You can say it now

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap.

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by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Why is the human white flag warming up?

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oy, okay. That was fairly decisive.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGAME

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Aw, damn it.

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

POUR BAUTISTA ON IT!

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooh! In the name of love!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, that was pretty funny.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not “look at me, I’m funny” funny, but funny.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody has to validate my humor, and if that person has to be me then I’m okay with that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it me or doesn’t Bautista pitch his best when the Giants are out of the game?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really really really really

hate the Rockies

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants really need to get into the Rockies bullpen.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

To steal signs?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

To steal sunflower seeds?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

To steal the juiced balls amirite?

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 4, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

To get our tiny fists around their zucchinis?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLTISTA

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

this is one way to limit madbum’s innings

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonzalez is the only Rockies hitter right now. I suggest the league stop pitching to him…

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by Little Napoleon on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

yes but he was also kinda not the best

I mean it wasn’t bad, but it also wasn’t exactly great.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

His ERA is 3.20 now. :(

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to be realistic

and positive…we did good to get a split, its better than I expected

by Artimus Clyde on Aug 4, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WHYIOUGHTA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 4, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW A FUCKING STRIKE!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Greg Gibson

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another One!!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That story is awesome. JLU did a really good job recreating it too, even credited Alan Moore, even though I’m sure he was against it being adapted in the first place.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A gift swing from Tool-O

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Aug 4, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANT TO BELIEVE

hold it to 4-0, get some runz back with the top of the order up next half inning

by thebighead on Aug 4, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess Bochy has decided that we can’t win em all and is just blowing this one off.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That sounds like the punchline to a dirty joke.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have plunked Tulo

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

Needs more BB’s and HBP’s. Every one of this guy’s pitches is a strike/put into play.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i loved this cartoon

by natey-nate on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of my favorite cartoons.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

KneeCapped

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I predict

The Giants will only keep 13 pitchers for this road trip. Once they get back from Atlanta, they’ll drop a pitcher and bring back another bat.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

*position player, Giants don’t have bats

by Snack on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, come on now...

BE NICE

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Bautista is going to be on the team tomorrow.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope he’s not going to be on the team tomorrow.

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by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when that was the thought after the Dodger’s game.

by Greg! on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but now there’s REALLY REALLY no reason for him to be on the team tomorrow.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip hate Bautista

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does most of MCC.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of McC

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

His own mother hates him I think

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok wait

i think even i hate him now

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wise men, they are.

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon and Dave, too.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow that hit was loud. hope he’s ok.

i’m pretty sure this is the last we see of Bautista.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Did we discuss Nate’s brother already?

sad

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear the Giants were actually scouting Nate's brother

…they like the way he executes the hit-and-run! *rimshot

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not funny.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO DENNY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG GTFO ASSHOLE

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU BAUTISTA

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bautista should not be on a major league team

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit him in the cup

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

We need to forfeit ...

just to protect our own players.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Matthew and Simon are up and throwing in the bullpen.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as Matthew and Timothy are throwing in the bullpen and it freaked me out for a second.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timothy wasn’t a disciple but a student of Paul.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the reason we keep putting Denny in

to make an investment and hurt our competition?

by Greg! on Aug 4, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ill give him credit for one thing

he must strike terror into every batter he faces. Strong possibility of plunked in the head at any moment.

by natey-nate on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha
BusterfuckingP
  
If denny bautista accidentally hit a blimp 2 miles above coors field and it flies in an orphanage, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HaHa

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hit the bull, Nuke.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is so horrible.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy needs to leave

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So who gets the retaliation throw?

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ubaldo

Will he remain in the batters box?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 4, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Noooooooooooooo! IBB

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Because the last time Bautista faced a pitcher it worked so well

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Wow

Bautista is an ugly man, bless his heart.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

2 outs already?

That was fast

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Prop 8

good guys won this round

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Bautista’s so wild, I wouldn’t be surprised if he threw it down the middle of the plate on an intentional walk.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking ball 4 was close

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game is nuts

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Holliday agrees

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the Giants seriously just IBB someone

with Bautista on the mound, who walked Kuo in 4 pitches?

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

so

you mean IBB is really superfluous with Bautista on the mound?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is that Natto comic when u need it

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the full count

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus is always merciful

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought the Rockies were gonna get a free Grand Slam

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Throws a strike to 1B

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So they will decide to score runs now to get a win for Bautista

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

scoreless inning from Bautista!

That guy is unhittable!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Only hit a guy in the junk and maimed a guy!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strategy!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T NEED TO KNOW MY BEER IS COLD IN THE STORE. I HAVE MY OWN GOD DAMN REFRIGERATOR I AM NOT DRINKING IT RIGHT THERE IN THE STORE.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

you aren't livin the life

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

this one?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

know how I tell if my beer is cold? I put my hand on it.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fuckers did it again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTGgFXk6Rg

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gimicks

Miller: Vortex Bottle
Coors: Can Liner, Vent, Cold activation Window, Color changing mountains.
Bud Light: Twist off cap.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that vortex bottle is like a built-in beer bong

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closed.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok...so make Ubaldo work this inning

4 runs is very much within reach.

I can feel the loss coming, and it’s a strange feeling that I don’t like. I’d prefer the other feeling that has been much more common recently.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

lol u

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the game was over a while ago

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win every inning!

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, UFC just doesn’t seem like a sport to me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Lies!!!

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see what’s sporting about pinning a guy on the ground and wailing on his face until he loses consciousness.

I mean, it’s definitely fighting. But a sport…?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah there is a rule that you cannot stick anything inside any orifice.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. it is illegal to give wet willies

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which only supports my not a sport position.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither does synchronized swimming.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Synchronized swimming is legit.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can win an olympic gold medal in synchronized swimming.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

At one time you could in Croquet as well. That make it a sport?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Croquet is a sport, yes.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

poker?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

barely know ’er

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t win a gold mdeal in poker

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nor can you in (American) football.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

or baseball, for that matter

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

anymore

therefore, no longer a sport

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a rotation program

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

soon, football will be in the rotation!

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have also accepted “oblong football.”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean handegg.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, BAUTISTA HATERS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

where was Mora hit? MLBN is showing a cubs-brewers 10-3 lookin, not giants-rockies

by mlb22 on Aug 4, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Knee

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs doesn’t like our chances.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't like our chances

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's just like some guy's opinion

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Torres

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to make Jimenez work, Mole.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit Sanchez

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Aug 4, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

puke

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I give up

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry guys

Bruce Bochy bobblehead night is coming up!

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a flower!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

::Sigh:::

Do the Giant understand pitch counts?

by Aquaria on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Soooo Adam Dunn in
5
4

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

3. Oh hai there Jose Guillen …?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you think they took MadBum out so early?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you Huff

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

HEYYYYYYYYY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. And then what?

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i forget :(

i thought it was “i rock rough and stuff,” though

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

i likeded that song.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEYOSEY DING DONG

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD POSEY!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SHUTOUT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey rules!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Chipping away!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEE

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

that was huge Posey!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

In Play Runs!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Shutout...

BUSTED!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

A shutout by Ubaldo?

BUSTER AINT HAVIN IT

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Posey!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerald Posey III

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Demp

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEY

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t lump Torres in there…he’s the man

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We dont need a federal judge to tell us that a couple of guys cant watch the Giants come from behind and take the Rockies

by justhangin on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I see it

What you did there.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster is so awesome.

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

buHRrel

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BusterfuckingP
  
Shutout? I ain’t havin’ it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

blah

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, "I see what you did there!"

/slap “fucking clown”

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Wreck’d

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t understand it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha ha ha

laugher

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this camp

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Affeldt

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m imagining Lincecum saying, “And that’s the end of that chapter” on the toss of his towel.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

gosh darn it

Drab

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell.....damn

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

99 pitches

Hopefully we make him work a bit in the 7th and end his day.

That 7 pitch inning hurt.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

but a bitch ain’t one

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a 10% chance of winning!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

More Denny :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

we have a 1% chance of winning!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

repeated:

…so you’re saying there’s a chance!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Bautista is still pitching.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy says:

he hasnt given up any runs yet, still good to go.

by natey-nate on Aug 4, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

’cause no one got hit in the last half-inning

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

To make sure the rockies lose a few players

resulting in a losing streak and out of contention for the Division

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy’s playing the long game.

by FPTV on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Miller

“It seems like Bautista is guy you put in a game that is not that close, and he just terrifies the other team”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That is awesome

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol. 4 run lead in the sixth is insurmountable. :(

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 run.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was 4 runs when he was put into the game.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see his point

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Large image is large.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody else could say that again

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS is Bautista

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey this is a roadie, no Amy G

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would do dirty things to Amy G.

She is not butterface.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only things that scares Posey

Bautista!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh noes

I can’t help feeling like Bautista is somehow responsible

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

BusterfuckingP
  
FUCK, MY SHOULDER! I WAS TWEETING YOU ASSHOLE!

by thebighead on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s worth it.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely worth it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SpilborghsTFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SToddFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Who the hell is Arencibia?

Somebody just asked if he was better than Carlos Santana.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

those are those radio telescopes in puerto rico, right?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jays catching prospect

No

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Jays C

High Power, Low OBP

And he’s not close to being as good as Santana

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

ugh

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU DENNY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Fudge

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CARGO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

it worked yesterday

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, perhaps pitching to Carlos Gonzalez is a poor strategy.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Typical Bautista

Looks great and looks like crap in the same inning.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Im new...

What is meant by “rec’d”… is it short for "received? recorded?

by IRONxMIKE on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Recommended

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recommended.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

See that little button under your post that says “actions”? If you click on it you can “rec” or “flag” a post. Rec means “recommend.”

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

recommended

click “actions” on a post you like

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recreation

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all fans of Spanish horror films.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rectumface'd

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta be kidding me

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BAUTISTA......BORK

I HATE YOU BOTH!

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FYI

Nothing’s changed, it’s only grown stronger.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to your road splits

by Snack on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That's great...

Except this game is being played at COORS FUCKING FIELD

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were on the Giants

Bautista would be getting a blanket party after this game.

by Aquaria on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good gravy, it’s still only the 6th?

Is Bautista the Giants “We concede this game.” pitcher?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS
LOL BAUTISTA

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BILLY BEANE

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I AGREE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU BILLY BEANE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I SHARE THIS SENTIMENT

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista sucks. You could tell by the sound on radio that was smoked. Make him pitch the rest of the game.

by out machine on Aug 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Well Bautista

At least hit somebody.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU DENNY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw geez.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BAUTISTA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, crap.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

GTFO DENNY

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YOURE SO GOOD

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BOO!!!!!!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Denny

You fucking suck

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

unadopted.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least our hearts wont be broken in the bottom of the 9th

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wreck'd

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like they're watching a horror movie.

Oh wait they are, The Baserunner: Panda

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank Bochy

for erasing any hope of a comeback.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres almost killed himself going after that ball.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we DFA him after this game, please?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

during this game please?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

Then we wouldn’t have 13 fucking pitchers.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't anyway

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just give away his plane ticket to Atlanta

Leave him at the airport. I’m sure he’ll be able to find his way … somewhere.

by MissingLink on Aug 4, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good news is that there’s NO doubt now who belongs in AAA.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

there was no doubt 2 weeks ago

i have NO idea why we sent rohlinger down

by thebighead on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do...

They’re that stupid.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh . . .

. . . sometimes simple answer is simple.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

AA

is where the real talent goes.

by MissingLink on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

at least I go back to listening to morrisey

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BAUTSITA

FUCK YOU BOCHY FOR LEAVING HIM IN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, I have somewhere to go.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What is the point of an 8 man bullpen

If you are going to just give up in a 3 run game?

8 man bullpen is stupid enough, but this is just ridiculous.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm in agreeance

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’ll get some work done now

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy must have waved the white flag

He’s not even taking Bautista out.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the point

This doesn’t have the feel of a win. Let him hang himself out there.

Then DFA.

by MissingLink on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

smart play

i mean, this is such a pitchers park, t’ain’t no coming back

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Lowell placed on waivers!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

oooof

dude shoulda just retired. he’s done.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swoopz SABES!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know how we could clear a spot for him…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we can all agree that Bautista is garbage.

by MissingLink on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

We all agreed on that a month ago.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/TalkingSabes image saying “I disagree”

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He’s pitcherish”

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, enough already

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE HIM OUT!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

How could anyone sleep with all of those cracks of the bat?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 Batters Late Bork

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

About fucking time, numbskull

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes strike thrower Santiago Casilla

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

∞ is not a Number

Therefore I have no percentage.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Ianetta come into Ke$ha?

The Rockies music confuses me

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

lol Tulo

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tulo's Walk Up Music:

Tulo’s Walk Up Music

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know

Miley Cyrus

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 4, 2010 2:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I admit

It’s a catchy beat, but I wouldn’t use it as walk up music

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we send him down now?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Denny and Bork

for breaking my spirit when it’s at its highest point

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No new toys in todays game?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to go take some shits.

later folks

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

not a sport

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say hi to Bochy for us when you get to the stalls

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is denny bautista in this game? why is denny bautista on this team? WHY IS DENNY BAUTISTA?????

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Aug 4, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

your signature completes your post.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, it’s not like we’re talking about Justin Peepers here.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

I forgot only conversations about Lady Gaga and LInkin Park are allowed to be beaten into the ground

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

how much bautista sucks

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Music in clubhouse, walk-ups to plate. No politics in baseball.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFAd

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 pitchers and no long reliever.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

We have a long ball reliever

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

we had one

dude with a broken face

name escapes me

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traded along with Bowker for a bag of balls.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm about to be one

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WeLOLemeyer

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, another non-strike/gopher ball thrower.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing he’s in Pittsburgh.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd think with a head that big

You’d at least have a normal sized brain, but no, however when a stiff breeze blows and Bork turns his head the right way it sounds like he’s whistlin’ Dixie.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn meetings. There was an injury delay?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Not one of ours. I’m good!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista hit Mora in the kneecap.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

really more of a suck delay

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those suck.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cannon

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTED BITCH

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

gDemp aint havin it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER AIN'T HAVIN' IT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

AIN'T HAVIN IT

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

he was troubled by your musical sensibilities.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

only for it’s humor potential

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not in the “look at me, I’m funny” sort of way.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It indeed hasn’t maxed out yet…though I probably won’t let it…I only spoke earlier through frustration

by Artimus Clyde on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i needle

it’s what I do.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen the needle and the damage done.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A liitle part of it in everyone.

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lady Gaga version is the best

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like talking about this instead of the game…it hurts right now

by Artimus Clyde on Aug 4, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave his still out of this.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ain't havin it!

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN, STEWART!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

say whaaaaaaaaa?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Aug 4, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I heard about that

I’m hoping they pull out obscure music videos from the past instead of making B&B watch Lady Gaga and Kanye West vids.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rant ahead

So, you’re coming off a weekend sweep where all your starters went into the 7th inning or longer. Then you had a day off. You’re carrying eight relief pitchers. You have your #5 starter going on the road, and he gets into trouble early. WHY THE FUCKETY FUCK DO YOU BRING IN BAUTISTA TO THROW 50 PITCHES?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Showcase?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Bochy’s go-to longman for some reason.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were down 10-0, I might understand. But they were down 4-1 at Coors. Timmy’s going tomorrow, and you’d expect he’d pitch into the 6th or 7th, so you won’t need a ton of relievers tomorrow. It just baffles me. Does Bochy think his pitchers get paid per appearance?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously though, it’s funny how pitchers really do get a fair chance with Bochy but not young hitters. LOL double standard.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forever rec'd

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto:

Make this smaller and use it for Buster CS

Reverse for K-CS

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

Computators Scares me.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/no photoedit skillz

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

Computators Scares me.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

auto rec'd

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

mandatory rec

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

I guess we can now put to rest the idea that Bautista only pitches poorly when the game is on the line.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 4, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT A

So I see we had another fine outing from Bautista (who I’m record for hating from the moment he was signed).

Poop.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Good news guys we’re only down by 5, that’s like less than a touchdown.

by Snack on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Two Field Goals.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like basketball

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me either I don’t really like the offsides

by Snack on Aug 4, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed,

feels like should be a lot more. A city lot . . . about 1/8 acre.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhh .... Baggs....
I can’t really fathom why Denny Bautista is still in this game. Or why he’s still wearing a major league uniform, to be honest.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 4, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess today was just the forfeit game

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno either, because Armando Benitez was released by the Marlins and is available for this

by justhangin on Aug 4, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

107 pitches now

This has got to be his last inning

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda doing anything here would be nice

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

well, at least he took a pitch

I guess that’s something

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 4, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

A strikeout is something

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

science!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 4, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only cure for it is getting an oppo taco

by Snack on Aug 4, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could go for a taco right now…

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even when used mockingly, I HATE that phrase.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because FP is clearly an expert.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey out. Whitesie in.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteflag.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteguy

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call

If we get a rally going in the 8th, Whiteside will be up w/ men in scoring position. He’s so clutch.

This game is a very Bochy game.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Coor's, you're always up with someone in scoring position

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you are the Giants today

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

whiteside in? hold me.

by natey-nate on Aug 4, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants should’ve inquired AT&T about their rollover plan

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 4, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

In other news

Be Excited

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Aug 4, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The younger CGI Jeff Bridges looks horrible.

Seriously, he looks like he’s right outta The Polar Express.

by Evan G. on Aug 4, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy raises the white(side) flag. Typical for a guy born in France.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bautista and Casilla, the maginot line of the Giants bullpen.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/french laugh

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/french laugh

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed Radnich this morning...

talking about how FP went off on somebody. What happened?

by IRONxMIKE on Aug 4, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like you had a really great morning.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo is still in this game?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya know

Bautista has an ERA below 4. That’s really not bad. Funny that.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL reliever ERA.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Howry

not that bad, you guys!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry was waaaaaaaaay better than Bautista.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh hell yes

I’ve gotta think that the biggest Howry Hater would love to see him over Bautisty

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

biggest howry hater?

see: Giants Win blog. i don’t think he’d agree.

(i am not he)

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 4, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry wasn’t that bad.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a while, at least.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great at bat Nate!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

8 man bullpen

Romo
Wilson
Bautista
Casilla
Ramirez
Lopez
??
??

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martinez

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turpen

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turpen

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liriano

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefferts

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quisenberry

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brantley, if anything just to get him off the air.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nails on a blackboard

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Andres.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 4, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

2 bottles short of a six-pack.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORFEIT AT BATS

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GOLDEN SOMBRERO

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

If we win the next innings we could win the game

by Snack on Aug 4, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

In play, out(s)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

As someone whose last dog had seizures with some regularity, that scares the shit outta me (and I dont even grok what it is).

RIP Professor Griff

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

dog is dreaming that he is running and wakes up in the middle. not seizures.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn't a Seizure, the dog was dreaming, and woke up its all sped up

the original is much slower

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Fuck this link

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 4, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Buster!!!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Pabloso.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Soft Cell in the background on the Coors Field PA

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday Thread

elle est morte

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 4, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone is tired out from the pregame threads.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Madison

Game scores for the last turn through the rotation:

Lincecum (vs. LAD) – 62
Zito (vs. LAD) – 71
Cain (vs. LAD) – 77
Sanchez (COL) - 71 Bumgarner (COL) – 30

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this formatted weird for anyone else?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

was going to ask how you did that

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

and when I got an answer

would have asked why.

who and where, I’m covered

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was the @ s

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, some of those keystokes did a “font” autoformat.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? How strange.

OK, repost:

Lincecum (vs. LAD) – 62
Zito (vs. LAD) – 71
Cain (vs. LAD) – 77
Sanchez (COL) – 71
Bumgarner (COL) – 30

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

(no)

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Showoff

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you mean

SHOWCASING?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to overwrite your subject

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

GASP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

U GUYS R 5

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nuh uh
maybe a little

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jon Miller

“Janish…isn’t he the guy who plays the pan flute?”

Flem: “You mean Yanni?”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yablo!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, Blowout time killing.

We haven’t had much of this since Wellemeyer left the rotation.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where the comeback begins right?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not over until we say it is…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s over.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night game

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times is Turner Field going to play that goddamn EVryBOdyCLAPyoHANDS! shit? I say every other ATL PA.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fresno does that too.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 4, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone does once in a while but I swear ATL plays it four times an inning. First Braves game I watched this year, I thought their whole starting lineup was named EVryBOdyCLAPyoHANDS.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I (didn't) like about this game?

The way Bochy threw in the towel when we were down 3.

That was awesome.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWAND

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

No zooks for us today.

/is sad/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh

I enjoyed being only 1 game back in the division.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGAME

Seriously.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

infield hits > 2 out rally + lots of extra pitches.

this was more like a BORK BORK BORKer

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres need to go straight to hell.

Also lose

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Without letting LAD win?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's just ignore

those people who get home from work in an hour and ask about the game.

Game?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OT (may get banned for this sensitive subject):

google likely to discontinue wave by end of the year.

/ducks

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 4, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

The Wave is stupid. Watch the fucking game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Madison’s local paper:

Bumgarner overcomes slow start

After getting off to a slow start, former South Caldwell ace Madison Bumgarner won four straight games as a starting pitcher with the San Francisco Giants.

Bumgarner, now 4-3, has pitched 46 2/3 innings this year. He’s 2.28 ERA is tied for the best on the team this season and he’s allowed just 14 runs on 41 hits thus far.

Bumgarner, called up to the big leagues before the All-Star break, has 36 strikeouts and 12 walks.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

/finds home of SandoBall on web . . . sends loyal flock of gallinas to peck his eyes out tonight before he can wake/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What’d I do, what’d I do?

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Used the term “oppo taco” other than dismissively and ironically.

Unless you meant it that way, in which case the gallinas can be recalled, I hope.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call back your gallinas sir

Of coarse it was for comedic purposes…though it apparently failed, it was not for realz

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo del Cielo . . .

. . . is notoriously touchy, especially after a pinche perdida like this one.

It is la naturaleza del gallo.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comprendo…but still, call them back, I use my eyes all the time.

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And don’t be coarse. A smooth course for all around here.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/checks fail safe point for gallina flock/

Should be ok, unless one is damaged and sneaks through. Sleep with a shotgun tonight. Better yet, don’t sleep.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 4, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gracias…I’ll keep an eye open for any errant fowl, that run afoul of my security system…and if I catch one, I shall squash it and name it Ubaldo

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well…..?

Expound sir.

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 down in the AILC

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon: Stay tuned to the postgame show. We’ll have live coverage of the leaf blowers, so don’t miss that.

by Natto on Aug 4, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol, Jon’s on fire lately

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's so awesome.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the wrap, they should just pick who had the crappiest game.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DENNY

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, was that even a contest?

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo was pretty bad today at the plate and in the field, Torres had a golden sombrero, the entire end of the lineup …

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 4, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Pokemonz died:

Bumgarner – 0 W, 0 SV, 3 K, 9.00 ERA, 2.50 WHIP
Torres – 0 R, O HR, 0 RBI, 0 SB, 0.00 OPS

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had both madbum and ubaldo going today

so I guess it was ok =/

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was that, Uby’s 17th win?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but it’s head to head so ..

I still have Price and LeBlanc to go tonight, lol?

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Price should be good. LeBlanc against Padilla – both DNW.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay for a split

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanted a sweep, dammit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 4, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

misusing statistics

COL outplayed their pythag for the series by half a game

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Radnich and FP

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies fans who might be lurking, BUSTER POSEY DOES NOT WANT TO PLAY FIRST BASE, SO PLEASE STOP WRITING THAT.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

he

ain’t havin it

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give reply-of-the-day to bgunn
Sounds like you had a really great morning.

Well played sir

by SandoBall on Aug 4, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

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