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Post-game thread: Giants snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

When the Giants play the Rockies in Coors Field, it’s common to have a feeling of doom. The Giants might have a one- or two-run lead, and suddenly the Rockies get a grounder through the middle, or a fly ball that finds a hole, and you starting thinking, oh, here it comes. Here comes that stupid Coors Field rally that will consume us all and leave us picking pieces of our bullpen out of its stool.

I’d like to think that more than a few Rockies fans felt the same way about Mays Field and San Francisco. When Jonathan Sanchez kept mowing down Rockies, those fans were thinking, oh, here it comes. Here comes that stupid AT&T Park shutdown that will leave the Rockies under a pile of popups and double plays.

So when the Giants lose on a leadoff walk, a misplay from a normally solid fielder that turns into a broken-bat triple, and a 30-hop throw from a good fielder that should have nailed the go-ahead run but ended in the stands instead, it doesn’t depress me. It gives me hope. It makes me think, gee, maybe we’ll do something similarly unexpected at Coors Field in September. It makes me realize that some things aren’t written in stone. Hey, things happen.

And when the Giants hit three ropes in the bottom of the ninth, all caught, it doesn’t make me want to erupt in rage. It makes me think that, hey, our luck’s gotta turn around some time!

So this was a game of hope. This just made this team stronger.

Ahem.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to drink until the sun comes up, go to the pound, find the closest animal to a purple triceratops, and set it on fire. After wasting so much venom on Jose Guillen’s shoelaces-tied-together defense, it was Cody Ross who stabbed us in the heart. And Freddy's 34-hop throw -- I just watched the replay -- was the twist of the knife. Maybe if, oh, the Giants could have scored more than a run, all of this wouldn't have mattered. What a crap game.

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For tomorrow I’ll be gone.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He stunk at the plate too. If Guillen had started, we might have had more runs, or at least Nate would have been in for defense. Be careful what you wish for.

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by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I, for one, did not wish for Ross

by TBRMKane on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wished for Ross, and I’m sorry I did.

Freddy and Bork are in-excusable too, for their role in this. Wilson should never have pitched, and if he should have, he should have started with a clean slate in the 9th

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with the clean slate of the 9th

Either J Sanchez should’ve been left in or not have started at all in the 9th

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you either let him pitch, or dont. you don’t say well I’ll leave him in, but one guy gets on base, and he’s gone. NO.

one or the other

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poseted elsewhere before this game began:

“The pitching will do a lot better . . .
. . . starting the day Bruce Bochy realizes that most of his starters are 6-inning/100-pitch pitchers, and anything beyond that is roller skating in a mine field. "Wull, I left him out there ‘cause up to then he’d been throwin’ the ball real good an’ I felt he deserved a chance to stay in, bork, bork, bork." When a pitcher has already been lit up is not the ideal time to start the pen warming. The manager is supposed to manage the game, not be managed by the game.” [emphasis added]

WHAT DOES IT TAKE?!!??!?!!

To get these clowns fired?

(Sorrry about the clown reference.)

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Well, it’s not like he let Sanchez hit for himself the previous inning or anything.

Thing C

by markdash on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL blame Bochy

I would have hit for Sanchez myself, but I had no problem with Sanchez starting the ninth. What did he do to make you think he was tired? He walked Fowler because he overthrew, and he could’ve even pitched to CarGo, because he’s a lefty and has never had a hit off of him. Wilson threw 33 pitches the day before, and I didn’t see the problem with keeping him in there. Blaming Bochy is just because you’re picking the guy you don’t like. He didn’t misjudge that ball,

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by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was actually hoping Bochy would let Sanchez pitch to Gonzalez.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too — Sanchez had dominated Gonzalez. But Sanchez made it awfully hard on Bochy with the 0-2 to 4-2 walk to Fowler — another guy he’d dominated.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez was pretty clearly going for the strike out in that Fowler AB.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like he was completely wild though, the last two were pretty good pitches.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, first of all, Sanchez has a history of losing it very quickly when he does lose it, and Bochy has a history of leaving him in too long.

Second, it’s a 1 run game, how can you not play for insurance runs in the 8th? You’ve got hitters available on the bench. Score just one more run and then even if the ninth unraveled like it did, the game would only be tied.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me you are joking.

Blaming Bochy is just because he grotesquely mismanaged this game (why is this night different from all other nights?). JSanchez has established very, very clearly that 6 innings or 90 – 100 pitches, whichever comes first, is his limit. Only a deaf, dumb, blind idiot would have put Sanchez out there (much less left him in to bat for himself). That is by no means the only folly committed by Bochy in this game, but it suffices to stand for all. Did you not read the pre-game remark quoted above? Is that not sufficient? How many times must it be repeated that the signature of a good manager, at anything, is to put people into situations in which they are likely to succeed, and the signature (or X, his mark) of a bad manager is to put them into situations where they are likely to fail?

That this was so very predictable a fail mode should in and of itself cap all discussion.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

6 innings or 100 pitches is what he’s saying

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I mis-stated that.

It should have been whichever comes latest. But in reality, it is rare indeed for him to get past 6 with fewer than 90 pitches. Tonight, with his spot coming up, OK, let him have the 8th, with careful scrutiny and a warmed-up reliever ready. And that’s it, no need for further thought or discussion.

But no, Bochy first takes one out away from the offense inning in a crucial 1-run game, making it a 2-out inning; then lets Sanchez do what any reasonably bright 7-year-old could and would have predicted.

Sure, there were flukes and freaks and maybe even with a rested reliever starting the 9th stuff would have happened. But the smart money is, always and ever, on what is most likely.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latest?

Wouldn’t that mean he could throw like 500 pitches by the 6th?

Oh, and before you respond, I know what you meant.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that it was J Sanchez’s fault in this one. Nor was it Bochy’s decision to keep him into the 9th.

It’s the DAMNED offense that can’t hit for shit and our bullpen that can’t pitch for shit.

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol bullpen’s fault. wilson pitched fine.

by stress on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd have to disagree

He gave up the go-ahead runs. You know, typically, Wilson IS fine and damned good. But all those times he gets into close situations – well those situations are bound to bite his ass sometime or another. And this was one of those situations.

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by busterbuster on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken bat fly ball that could have been caught and turns into two runs doesn’t have much to do with Wilson

by stress on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess.

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilson had bubkus

and gave up two triples, which he almost never does.

by JCLoophole on Aug 31, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he had two looping fly balls that got misplayed into triples.

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by Solidarity on Aug 31, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT TRUE

One of those balls was bombed off the RF wall. It was not a looper.

Will someone tell me why BORK doesn’t bring in Javier Lopez to face Gonzalez in that situation? Isn’t that why we got him…to face tough left handed hitters? It even makes less sense not to do so when Wilson had been used so much in the previous days.

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Aug 31, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spillborgh’s triple was not bombed off the wall. It made it to the wall, but someone who knows how to play that outfield (for example, Nate), is playing back on the ball so he has a chance to play the carom. Ross was standing directly under it, and had to chase down the foul line. It might not have been caught, but it was misplayed into a triple.

And Lopez needed rest. He’s pitched a lot lately, and the sidearm motion is really stressful on a pitcher’s arm, even when done properly. Wilson was tired too, but he was the right guy for that situation.

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by Solidarity on Aug 31, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spilborghs hit had no consequence on the game. My point was that it was not a looper as you called it.

That’s a load of BS that Lopez needed rest. He pitched less than Wilson over the last 2 days and you’re only asking him to face the only tough left handed hitter in their lineup. Wilson pitched over 30 pitches the day before. I’m sorry, but that situation called for bringing in the LOOGY to face one batter. BORK BORK BORK

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Aug 31, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘LOOGENI’

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 31, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, if you’re going to argue, get your facts straight.

Wilson threw 33 pitches in Sunday’s game against the Diamondbacks, but had only thrown in one other game in the last week, where he threw 42 pitches in our extra inning loss to the Reds. Lopez threw, surprise, 33 pitches in Saturday’s game, in addition to facing one batter in Sunday’s game, plus pitching one inning in Monday’s game against the Reds, one inning on Tuesday’s game against the Reds, and two innings in Wednesday’s game against the Reds – 13, 14, and 21 pitches respectively. When you factor in bullpen and warmup throws… Lopez has thrown a lot this week. Way more than he’s accustomed to, in fact. You know how many other times Lopez has thrown more than 80 pitches in a week’s time this season? Zero.

 Wilson, on the other hand, has made a save of three outs or more on the day after he made a 4+ out save 4 times this season. And this time was after being used very little over the course of the previous week.

When you have a one-run lead and you need to get three outs against their best hitters, your want your closer on the mound as much as they want to be out there. If you don’t have faith in Wilson to get those outs, then he shouldn’t be closing. Deal with it.

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by Solidarity on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez threw 33 pitches 2 games ago. Wilson threw 33 pitches in the previous game. Now tell me who is going to be more rested to face ONE FRICKIN’ left handed batter?

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But an extra AB for Sanchez leading off the 8th didn’t help the offense any.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually thought it was semi-defensible to leave Sanchez in the game to start the ninth. But if you’re gonna send him out there, then you must think he’s still good. So why pull him after one hitter? Argh. If you’re thinking to yourself, “I’ll leave him in, but if one guy gets on, I’m pulling him,” stop. Just take him out already.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I’ll leave him in, but if one guy gets on, I’m pulling him,"

You know this is SOP for Bochy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I hate the mindlessness of it.

If the pitcher gives up a smash or a broken-bat blooper it’s all the same to the Bork. Gone.

He uses the same empty-headed process with the righty-lefty matchups, regardless of past history, current hot streaks, etc…it’s like he has a 3×5 note card with these little strategies on them and swears by that stupid, sweat-stained note card.

Shit, I could manage that way from my sofa.

by younghutch on Aug 31, 2010 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last night

Sanchez looked like he lost the strike zone quickly with four straight balls. He also didn’t look sharp warming up; he threw a wild pitch and didn’t look as sharp on the rest of the warm pitches. I remember thinking, “I hope he’s on a short leash”

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate ‘short leashes’. If you had such a short leash to begin with, he should not have started the inning.

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by jponry on Aug 31, 2010 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Short leashes are for dogs that bite. Or for starting pitchers when the bullpen isn’t a much better bet to get outs then the starter. Keeping “Sanchez” on a short leash is tantamount to saying he is probably going to pitch poorly, but not as poorly as the bullpen in this situation. So what Bochy is saying he has little faith in the pen, so he is going to wait until the mess he is anticipating gets created before making a decision.

Two things.

Owlcraft is right about Sanchez’ effectiveness. 6 innings or about 85-95 pitches.

The bullpen was put together by Bochy and Sabean as part of the 100 million dollars they have spent this year on payroll. Its not saying much about your bullpen construction when you put your “starter on a short leash” in August. Let alone September, or in a pig’s eye, October.

by Roy Hobbs Jr. on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have pulled Sanchez

103 pitches
1-run lead
top of the order

The money lies in the RBIs
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by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’m watching performance art sometimes. There’s something tragicomic about the sheer predictable numbfuckery of these late-inning starter appearances. It’s such a very specific situation, and yet it bites us in the ass with the regularity of a Freudian mosquito.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

It’s like at a certain point you can’t actually believe that this shit continues to happen.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the translation. I was taxing my brain on that one.

I agree as well.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

i use big words when i’m angry.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Numbfuckery" is worth it

Nice big word. Even if it isn’t actually a word.

I think there’s a t-shirt in there.

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by achiappanza on Aug 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and one would hope that Sabean feels the same way as we do

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re so cute when they’re young.

by younghutch on Aug 31, 2010 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rec’ing this because of your courtesy towards the clown-fearing. Also, any Giants fan who advocates firing Bochy really is a friend of mine.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The saddest thing is

This means we’ll see no more of Cody Ross, and we’ll take our Jose Guillen and like it.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, no, actually

That’s not the saddest thing.

Just one sad thing.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the baseball gods just decided to fuck us over for debating Cody Ross earlier.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like when Fred Lewis would make an embarrassing play the day after a long UZR-related debate.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere Nate just cried a tear.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this team.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to say, the fail there feels familiar

Fitting in a sad way that it happened a year to the date since Edgar’s Grand Slam.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Money Down The Stretch

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Law tweeted at me though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sorry.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That beats Schulman tweeting me.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tweeting just looks wrong.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban tweeted the hell out of me one time

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban tweets everyone. He tweets around.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

Sorry if this has been mentioned below, but how does KLAW call that a great win for the Rockies and not a terrible, no-good very bad loss by the Giants?

by Cheeeese! on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Cause KLAW is an elitist prick, and the Rockies are the sexy pick for this year’s NL champions.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/Headdesk

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/….nothing

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a bad time to play to their talent.

by BayLife5518 on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/autodefenestrates

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallo was hoping to get out first . . .

. . . fortunately, he can fly, or at least glide.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

at least the Padres are losing the games we all knew they would.

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad we can’t win to save our lives

by TBRMKane on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, we’re regressing to the mean, too!

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, we are playing 2 wins under our mean right now

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the Philidelphia game with the chalk shot by Werth, followed by Failez, and this game.

Whee.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and the Phil Cuzzi blunder

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one was that?

I also remember that one game in AZ where the ump was a total douchenozzle. Was that Cuzzi?

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does any sport allow their officials to stop play to yell at players & coaches? It’s getting really shameful in MLB.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud Selig can’t take your message, he’s still at the dedication of his bronze statue in Milwaukee.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shh, don't tell anyone but

our season is over!

Chris Ray is not Bengie Molina.

by The Thrill on Aug 31, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Silly rabbit. Our bad luck is never going to end.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i said it once, i'll say it again ......

FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSSFUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS ………

AND FUCK YOU BOCHY!!! THE BALL WAS CAUGHT IN A WIND CURRENT??? PLEASE SHUT YOUR BORKING MOUTH!!!

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And he was so clutch against the Cubs.

by Edelweiss on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

cody ross

did not throw the ball in the dugout to score the winning run. or bring wilson in for his third inning in two days.

by JCLoophole on Aug 31, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was not good, folks

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

there are no bricks and no temples

This game was an act of aggression perpetrated by the cosmos.

by Seasick fish on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

No, it wasn't.

It was an act of immediate-firing-level gross and grotesque mismanagement by a dolt who has been doing it this way since his first game as a manager. San Diego was smart enough to get rid of him; San Francisco is not. The end.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like Bochy, but I hate to see him blamed every single time we lose a game like he does the pitching and hitting. It falls on the players. For a guy who’s known as a stats guru, blaming the manager every time something goes wrong seems silly.

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by rxmeister on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree

Cody Ross doesn’t totally fuck up and we’re probably happy and I’m actually looking forward to going to the game tomorrow night.

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by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not when he has tilted the odds.

The essence of the analytic approach to baseball is the same as that of the professional gambler’s approach to blackjack: make the moves that maximize your chances of winning. The gambler can’t control the deck, and the manager can’t control the players’ performances, but the manager’s business—his whole and entire business—is to make the moves that maximize the odds.

Players play. Sometimes they play above their basic abilities and sometimes below them. To blame the players for what the manager has befouled is akin to blaming the dice because you lost your shirt at craps making bad bets.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is why the Rays are doing well under Wall Street management.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, they’re short-selling and transferring wealth?

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy low, sell high. Risk assessment. Maximizing returns.

The head of the ownership group’s daughter was on my college’s swim team with my then-housemate. Pretty ridiculous guy, from what I hear.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I think Rx's larger point is right that people find a way to blame Bochy

If Bochy had pulled and had Wilson start the ninth, that broken bat triple still would have scored because of the error. I’m pretty certain that people would have been screaming “Why did Bochy pull Sanchez? He was pitching a shutout!”

If bochy had left Sanchez in to pitch to Gonzalez and Gonzalez got any type of hit, people would have been screaming “What the hell is Sanchez doing in there? It was obvious he had nothing left!”

Instead, he pulled Sanchez after one batter, freaky shit happened and Bochy gets blamed.

Personally, I’m most pissed at Wilson. I haven’t seen the replay, but it looked like he made no effort at all while backing up the play at 3rd. If he stops that ball from going in the dugout, it’s stll a tie game.

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2010 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on team “neither one should have been in there.” Maybe Romo or situational righty/lefty dudes.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

considering that wilson

is not the only pitcher in the bullpen, there might just possibly be some responsibility on the manager’s large head. and by overusing wilson yesterday, he will be unavailable if the game today is close, for a double fail.

by JCLoophole on Aug 31, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I’m most pissed at Wilson. I haven’t seen the replay, but it looked like he made no effort at all while backing up the play at 3rd.

This was my take, but listening on the post-game on the way to the sorrow-drowning room, Jon stated that Wilson was a little late getting there (which I disagree with) and the ball hit the runner and changed directions (which I didnt see from our seats near 1st).

FTR: I found a way to blame Bochy. And Ross. If Nate is on this roster, he’s in right field there—there’s no argument you want Huff’s bat still in the game if you already conceded the chance to hit for Sanchez—that move says we have all the runs we need.

But I took the poll in the Fanshot, and discovered I’m an optimist idiot type of fan, so I’ll go for another heaping helping this evening.

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by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Wilson stops the ball and then there is a man at third with no outs. Extremely likely they score anyway.

by Bochean on Aug 31, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with Goofus in this sense:

Monday night’s 9th inning was a Series of Unfortunate Events, but I’ve disagreed with Bochy’s moves much more in other situations.

Listening on the radio in real time, I was glad he pulled Sanchez after four straight balls to walk Fowler. I was a little nervous with Wilson coming in having thrown so many pitches the day before, but his job description is to hold leads of three runs or fewer in the 9th inning. And Cody Ross catches that ball at least 95 times out of 100.

Could Bochy have possibly managed things better so that they wouldn’t have happened? Sure, but it’s a lot of hindsight. I think starting Wilson in the 8th inning against the Reds last Wednesday was a much dumber move.

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by Kitspool on Aug 31, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t 4 straight balls. He had him 0-2 and then walked him.

by Bochean on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. From 0-2 to 4-2. On four pitches.

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by Solidarity on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pulling Sanchez after he walked Fowler

is like trading Bengie in mid-season. It may be the best thing to do at that point, but you shouldn’t have ever gotten to that point in the first place.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

If there’s anyone Sanchez should have been facing, it was Carlos Gonzalez. You either start with Wilson (or Romo) or you let Sanchez face both Fowler and Gonzalez.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In terms of matchups, yes.

But Sanchez has a history of unraveling very suddenly when he reaches his limit.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

He does not fade, he falls off a cliff, and it’s usually somewhere between 90 and 100 pitches. Obviously, there will be the occasional exception either way, but that range is where the smart money goes down.

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by owlcroft on Aug 31, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The really frustrating thing is that we finally got a great performance from the SP.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO LEARN HOW TO WIN?!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the first time

I’ve ever found this joke not funny. Not a reflection on you, it’s just that my humor gland has been damaged.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The day after they fire Bruce Bochy and his superior Brian Sabean.

Any further questions?

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

(raises hand)

Can that day be tomorrow?

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by EliminateMe on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

If it were going to be tomorrow, it would have been many yesterdays ago. Ownership manifestly has no least concept of what is happening, or why.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

superior Brian Sabean.

I LOL’d

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by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant...

You are way to calm right now

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree. I couldn’t read after the 1st few lines because it was pissing me off.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean,

bad night

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah my bad

I’m off to bed, wish me luck

by fracon on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOING WHAT?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Borking.

lol!

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it.

I have to drive to Davis tomorrow morning to spend my day helping my sister move down to Oakland, and I can already tell I am going to spend all goddamn day thinking about this game.

Tomorrow was already going to suck. Now it’s going to be miserable. I wish baseball didn’t affect me like this.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think any RF would have fucked that up, to be honest. I mean, this is the Giants.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Torres in RF makes the catch.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m telling you, right field is cursed.

That, and wherever Velez plays.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Velez plays RF do they cancel out?

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by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. A wormhole opens and annihilates all life.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/divide by zero meme

by Cheeeese! on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell are you bring up Velez

it’s bad enough to think that there’s still a slight chance he’ll come back to the majors

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by busterbuster on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly

Even Velez probably catches that ball.

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by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

that is not the answer to any question, ever.

he might have been able to throw the ball in the dugout if playing second, though.

by JCLoophole on Aug 31, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon now you're just being ridiculous.

Of course he would have been able to throw the ball into the dugout.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been this pissed in a while. I think I’ll ban howtheyscored to cheer me up.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ban howtheydidntscore too.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAN HIM! HE’S A WITCH!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND WHAT DO WE DO WITH WITCHES?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAN THEM!!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE turned me into a Newt!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got better.

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by Tellias on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… why was Ishikawa batting in the ninth? Isn’t that exactly where Guillen should be used? Or even- blerk- Rowand?

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

best pinch-hitter in baseball

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand swung at a slider in the dirt while you typed that.

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by neurofarm on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'd take Ishi over Rowand

If for no other reason than the LHB vs RHP match up, but yeah, that seems like the prime time to use Guillen

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I would too; I was trying to adjust for Bork though.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

That top of the 9th only happens to one team and one team only.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you remember where in the podcast? I don’t want to have to sit through the whole thing.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's worth listening to, seriously

Al Michaels told this nice story of how the day before the US beat the Russkies at the 1980 Winter Olympics, Ken Dryden, who was getting his law degree, drove from Lake Placid to Toronto to take the bar exam. Passed with flying colors, then drove back to LP for the Greatest Upset in History.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's towards the beginning

But seriously, the whole podcast is awesome. Michaels just tells stories about some games and life experiences for an hour.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Russo agrees

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 games up on the Rockies?

Who else thinks we’ll be tied by the end of this series?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ubaldo on the hill Wednesday.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

staying up late in NYC listening to losses like his makes it hard to fall asleep, beer call

by daddy3xnyc on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Good fielding RF’s not catching catchable flyballs to lose games is old hat for Giants fans, but the 34-hopper from a slick-fielding 2B was a nice twist.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

4th error this week. What the hell?

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone invoke Roberto Clemente?

Or maybe Joe Morgan is more apt in Freddy’s case.

by marcello on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

For pity's sake . . .

. . . it hit the runner.

The chiefest issue is what were a really, really tired starter and a really, really tired reliever doing in the 9th inning of a crucial one-run ball game? (Answer: trying, and failing, to act out the fantasies of a delusional field manager.)

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always said the most unfair error in baseball is when a relay or throw from the OF hits a sliding runner. But that’s not the case when the throw is rolling in — especially when a good throw gets the runner pretty easily.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That throw was legitimately terrible. Like the other throwing error he made tonight.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It reminded me of Maldonado in ‘87 playoffs — the play after he lost Tony Pena’s ball in the lights for a triple, he got a chance to redeem himself on a short pop to right wen Pena tagged. 18-hopper that still almost got Pena — Melvin barely missed him with a swipe tag. 1-0 final.

/weeps

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by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’ed for truthiness. But I’m warning you about doubling down on how I feel right now…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

well now I feel even worse.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he had to take a crap.

by Edelweiss on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a Dinosaur Jr.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a good band name as well.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Is this the week that broke the team? Two blown leads in the ninth to destroy what had been inspiring games. I can’t remember the last time I felt this bad about baseball.

by Dan from NM on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha

I got banned from Purple Row.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t even comment over there or get a message.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess the guy ran crying to the overlords there.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deets please.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/stupid comment

DONtBANme#13LOLOLOLOL

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly, I was hoping for more fireworks.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s even more lame than what he did over here.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember how to link individual posts, but about 3/4th of the way down he says "AT&T needs a humidor, :don’tbanme:

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/30/1659894/beat-colarado-thread

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can right-click on the date and time of the post to get the individual post link.

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by Chro on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that’s it, thanks.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW, that works on lots of websites, not just SBN.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you can be banned for banning trolls on other blogs now, I guess.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

They fear you

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, when it’s revealed to be an accident, make sure to bring it up six times every Giants/Rockies series and never mention the context of the accidental ban.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bitter about that all

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not

http://www.purplerow.com/2010/8/30/1660004/rockies-2-giants-1-carlos-gonzalez#45601447

wow, and they call us creepy. Okay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

VAPORS!

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And of course they are ignoring the fact that everyone told Okonomiyaki he was fucked up and out of line for saying what he did.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christians think Muslims are weird (and wrong), after all.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It made me smile that I got them to see Unicorn Man.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the only person over there who doesn’t seem to be completely insane right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if by “girl”, you mean whiny little dripping hole, you might be accurate

That’s probably "her" in the unicorn getup.

by Mondogarage on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
She did an awful lot of defending the Rockies from the humidor vitriol when Miller’s comments came down fwiw

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t care, she doesn’t deserve to be a mod, she doesn’t have the temperament for it

by Mondogarage on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, this

Just proves how immature we are here at MCC

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual fuck.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the total 180 where he starts talking about temperament.

Stay classy Denver, indeed.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such bullshit. This is worse than swearing. Complete morons over there.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S BECAUSE SHE’S A WOMAN. SHE CAN’T LEAD. HER FEMININE PARTS ARE MESSING WITH HER BRAINS.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy’s weewees mess with their brains all the time.

by Edelweiss on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW… i’m gonna stay out of this

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all need to calm down. Us and them.

by Dan from NM on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly

did not think that banning that guy would make them this angry. We often ban opposing fans for gloating after losses. The guy fully expected to be banned. He said so before he even came over here to comment. I guess my ‘comment’ was childish to them.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to bring up this point there, but there’s a 1 day waiting period to post. Meh, whatever. Let them be.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though that waiting period was annoying when Braden threw his perfect game, it’s actually a pretty brilliant rule.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the same boat, Natto.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually that was me, but they probably think we’re all the same person.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I just warned the guy, not banned him. I was being nice!

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t post a gif, I said, “Can’t wait to see you whining at PR about how omg unfair your McC ban was! I hope you enjoy it anyway!”

Which I guess means I don’t have the temperament to be a mod.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know you actually banned him.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

[insert string of expletives here]

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNTRUSTED!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but wasn’t one of our people over there saying something along the lines of, “I can find out where you live” to one of their posters? That’s what bothers me, not your banhammer.

by Dan from NM on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was totally not necessary. I agree.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was banned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I don’t recall the name, but it wasn’t someone I recognized.

by Dan from NM on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pure fucktardery, yes.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THINK WE NEED TO KILL DINGER!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Muzia usually seems ok.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Despite all the torture and heartbreak

I’m glad I’m a Giants fan and not a part of some pathetic, pitiful fanbase.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

If you want to fit in at MCC, you should probably brag about sexing up the nine year old kids, or something. Because I think that’s more what appeals to them, at least in their precious minutes away from MCC.

not as punny as SDcat00
by Mondogarage on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mondogarage has a lot of anger for a guy who just won a game, wow.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual fuck.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW.

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a bunch of jackasses.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's creative

What a bunch of dilweeds.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of its comments lead me to believe it has serious mental health issues.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a San Francisco = gay = pedophile thing? I was to know if this is internet-pathetic, or actual, real-world, why-America-is-fucked-up pathetic.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a lot of commentary like that, all over SBNation to be honest. SF’s an easy gay joke, which is great if you were born without a functioning sense of humor like many tragic posters.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…

…actual, real-world, why-America-is-fucked-up pathetic.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that one

The one that really sucks.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is the possibility

that he had seen the inexplicable W*lrusM*n-as-pedophile (name changed to protect the innocent) meme and was alluding to that.

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by EliminateMe on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

 And he got a warning that included

this.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he got a warning that included

this.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

OMG That’s creepy

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m “the best part!”

What an asinine conversation that is.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODLESS HEATHENS vs WE WALK WITH JESUS part XXIV

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The really sad part is there are people on MCC of various religions.

If we can get over ourselves (and even have fairly calm, reasonable discussions about religion on off days) what’s PR’s problem?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 31, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are Rockies fans.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That link 404’s now. It musta been pretty good. </ sigh>

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by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd.

Thanks. I hate the acrimony between McC and PR. The cultures are a little different, but sports fans are sports fans. You’ll have some jackasses on both sides.

by Grant on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM PDT

That’s like saying North Korea and Canada are "A little different".

by UZ on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM PDT

That’s a beautiful simile. You are clever.

by Grant

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT IS THE UN EXCEPT NOT USELESS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Do you want to sit her and bicker like children, or do you want to be like the real UN?!”

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GRANT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird that they consider themselves to be North Korea.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, even I consider us North Korea.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Central North Korea!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re the one with the dictator.

They’re the one with lazy provincial governors and crude Frenchmen gay people hobbyists.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super hot traffic chicks.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

They have multiple front-page authors.

If any SBN blog is a dictatorship, you’re in it, bub.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Rules and Regulations:

“Rox Girl and I (Russ) are each a judge, jury, and executioner combined into one role.”

(This is good-natured ribbing, mind you. I’m just trying to give this joke legs, even if they are Guillenesque.)

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be a bit outdated

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, it’s just for the lulz.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no. It’s true. Guillen’s legs are lame.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

bears repeating

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m a control freak when it comes to this site.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I can’t wait for the next election.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took me months to even become “trusted” and look what it got you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/untrusted

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t trust you.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 31, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it's probably bucsdugout

They only have 1 writer (I think). Though Charlie does a very good job

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

FishStripes

ooo..no I guess they recently added another

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, they have the dictator.

WE have the etc.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Well at least I got one laugh out of the night.

by Dan from NM on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Purple Row is North Korea!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are worthress, Gwant Bwisbee!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Are we the ones that get the health care?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone but Americans gets health care.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL’d.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

After that, ANYONE posting from Purple Row should be banned here.

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by SFGuy on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Let’s move on from this and let bygones be bygones.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for letting me make my apology public.

I apologize for the trouble I caused last night. The Giants played a very good game and I thought we were Doomed going into the 9th. It will be an interesting series.

The stupid comment was meant to be a play on the fact that the D-Backs were going to install a Humidor in Chase field. It was in no way a poke at all of the LOLCoorz effect.

It was late Central time where I live and I pretty much shut my computer off for the night after I saw that I got banned. I hope to show you that I don’t intend to troll this blog at all since there really is no reason to do so.

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by Thnikkaman on Aug 31, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all good!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 31, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I disagreed with it for the record

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record

Thanks for sticking up for me. I honestly did not think the ban would cause that big of a shitstorm.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how his reasoning for banning jPORNy is “Well, she was childish and reactionary when she banned him, so we’re going to be reactionary and childish and ban her!”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

When she hasn’t even posted anything on our blog.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypocrisy, thy name is purple.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I love irony.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ironic.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH I REALLY DO THINK WHY DO YOU THINK I JUST SANG IT IF I DIDN’T REALLY FUCKING THINK IT

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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially: jp-irony

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone get the state department on the phone

We need Ambassador Grant ASAP

I was wrong.

I shouldn’t have made the ban (unbanned now). It was childish, irresponsible, and foolish.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 31, 2010 1:52 AM EDT

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is the U.N. and Bill Clinton rolled into one.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Grant could go to Purple Row.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantPain was fine

as was victor frankenstein.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are pretty too?

Must find ways to make them more masculine

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just curse a lot, it’s internet short-hand for manhood.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record, I have 16 very polite posts in my history at Purple Row.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you all would have been crying if I hadn't made a new thread!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was only speaking of tonight's threads, but yes, you are included

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about me, Andrew? Acknowledge meeeeeeee!

v Isn’t a member. v

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And i guess you t...

wait…

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, did we all swing and miss at the Nixon reference? I suppose, to follow the syllables, it should’ve been “Only Brisbee could go to PR.”

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what in the hell grant

There was BLOOD IN THE WATER and then you slurped it all away like that thing Kevin Costner patented to try fix the BP spill and now I won’t get to tell someone they were WRONG ON THE INTERNET.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross:

Still better than Jose Guillen and Nate Schierholtz as an everyday Right Fielder.

/ducks

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I don’t disagree

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen yes. Schierholtz…you’re smoking some good shit

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cause Nate gets one at bat every three weeks.

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but it’s really not.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't know.

And neither do I, nor does anyone, because this organization jerks people around—it’s The Giants way®.

But the evidence, such as it is, tends to support the idea that with regular play he can hit at least as well as Ross.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t know, but looking at Nate’s body of work, tell me this:

Using your scouting eyes, however trained or untrained they might be, does Schierholtz profile as a starting corner outfielder, or a late inning defensive replacement?

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if he was either of those things we’d still be partying right now.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hm

I’m speaking far more to the strengths of Cody Ross than the weaknesses of Nate Schierholtz.

Ross became an everyday player essentially in the second half of 2007.

From 2007-2010, he has hit .273/.328/.475, good for a .803 OPS and a 108 OPS+

I like Nate a lot, but is there really any evidence he could do that over the course of two and a half seasons?

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Not probative, only suggestive, but there is the early part of this season, during which his performance was quite reasonable—fine for a good CF, passable for an average corner man, not bad for a defensively sharp corner man. He was sat after a wall collision, and—whether or not his shoulder was injured, and if so whether the effects persisted—he was never put back into regular use.

Schierholtz has moderate power (power factor circa 1.5), was—like so many Giants this season, presumably from Meulens’ guidance—taking more walks than before (still below average, but only by a little), and hitting for a decent average. Since the sit-down, his BABIP has hit the cellar floor, and his net performance has declined accordingly.

It was not a long enough run to conclude that this is the real Nate Schierholtz, but there was zero reason to interrupt that run and not find out for more nearly sure.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be interested to see

If someone would compare the 2009 Giants and the 2010 Giants BB% – while controlling for free agent acquisitions.

My null hypothesis would be that it’s pretty similar, and the BB% can’t be taught.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly what you requested . . .

. . . but related.

Giants’ career stats, pro-rated for actual 2010 play time, vs actual 2010 numbers: projected walks rate (BB/PA), 6.83%; Giants’ 2010 actual walks rate, 8.06%. Pretty substantial.

Details here.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

But help yourself. The numbers are out there . . . .

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they've performed above someone's projections, interesting

But like I said, I would want people like Huff, and Burrell removed for the purposes of seeing if Bam-Bam has actually improved any of our longer-term Giants

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not "someone's": their own.

The projections are—as it clearly said—just their career performances pro-rated man by man to their actual 2010 plate-appearance totals. The link is there: check them all. I believe, from memory, that many are above expectation, and the rest about even. I don’t think there are any nontrivially (if at all) down from career norms.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the worst part.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/agree

That was an absolutely for-shit play but I’m going to have to see a good deal more butchery before I’m voting to start Guillen.

It happens to everyone. Ross just picked the absolute worst night possible to get fooled.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. The whole thing was a fluke, Ross is normally good in the outfield. And Sanchez is normally very good at second. And together they turned a soft fly ball into a two-run homer. The Rockies are lucky and annoying as shit.

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by neurofarm on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Cody Ross say that he prefers to play CF? So why the fuck was Torres not playing RF and Ross in CF???

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by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross should have been in LF

And Nate in RF.

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by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

iawtc

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by neurofarm on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, because . . .

. . . Ross hits at least as well as Burrell.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He plays the outfield a lot better. I have no idea what the probabilities are, but at that point in the game a flyball to left seems more likely than another Burrell at-bat.

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by neurofarm on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I misunderstood you.

I thought you meant as starters.

Even so, with a 1-run margin, you do not, in the name of sanity, jerk your big bats out for defense, because of the very real likelihood of a 17-inning game.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're going to take Burrell out

Why would you put in Ishikawa and move Huff to LF? Does that even make sense?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’ed for agreeing with me.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because Torres is better. I mean, I don’t know for sure, but I would assume as much. Rowand’s a good fielder but it was ludicrous to have him in CF and stick Torres in whatever corner’s available.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Isn’t this the place where everyone moans because Rowand gets to say (explicitly or implicitly) what field he’ll play? Who plays where is not up to the players, nor should it be.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Isn’t this the place where everyone moans because Rowand gets to say (explicitly or implicitly) what filed he’ll play? Who plays where is not up to the players, nor should it be.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Torres is a much better CF than him?

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

where are all the “sss” police today?

by JCLoophole on Aug 31, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats 15 losses in our last 25 since the 10-0 win at Coors Field. Just the type of baseball you want to be playing going into September.

by mark30perq3 on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. What did we do to deserve this.

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Kruk's point

“If you want to be a playoff team, it’s what you do tomorrow after a game like this”

by Bochean on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Get shut out by the Diamondbacks!

Am I doing it right?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, unfortunately you are.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

And, this year, we’ve already shown that we can come back after something like this. I’m still okay with this year.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're why Sabean and Bochy keep their jobs

Happy with 2nd place (probably 3rd place by the end of the month) and no playoffs.

weeeeeeeeeeeee

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bite me.

The very obvious implication of my post is that we are still very much in a position to head to the postseason. If you want to go weep into your bourbon & oatmeal be my guest, but I’m gonna keep watching and hoping.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which, I believe, . . .

. . . corroborates his point.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it doesn’t. He can still hope for the post season and think Sabean has done a crap job.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Precisely.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've said this a lot in the last week, but...

At a point, it stops being about the postseason. It becomes a matter of entertainment. And getting the rug pulled out from under you again and again really starts to burn my ass after a while.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wear pants.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also this year

we’ve found way too many opportunities to come back after something like this.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another way to think about it.

The Rockies aren’t going to quit and they are down more than we are. They have had some very tough losses this year but they never quit. Every year they are strong down the stretch. The Giants need to use this loss as motivation to come back even stronger tomorrow.

That’s the only ’tude to have this time of year.

by Bochean on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I mean, they’re going to get swept, so, that’s who the Giants are.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

I’m sick, disgusted, and of course listening in tomorrow

by daddy3xnyc on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift A

So I had to put my kids to bed during the 9th. what a game! Wait—we won right?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The first part of your name makes me want to punch a cat.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually I get that response about the whole name.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly

Although Sabean’s been OK this season.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGGGGGHHHHHH

Why has he been ok?

Because he waited two months to trade Molina when he shouldnt have signed him at all?

Because he signed Wellemeyer because he had no money left?

Because he gave Sanchez a way overmark 2 yr 12 mil deal?

Because he gave Affeldt an unnecessary extension?

Because he got lucky that Laroche turned us down?

Because he played collect OFs and brought us the Guillen/Ross debacle?

Because he picked Burrell up off the scrap heap?

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ve tried not to think about it this year, what with the unexpected scrap-heap hitters and the normally stellar pitching staff. But the fact that we have this two-headed albatross, this unholy Zitowand abomination dangling around our necks, and we can’t even get rid of the shittier half until 2012…well, I try not to think about it. Because you know what they say – when you look into the abyss, the abyss swings at a slider off the plate.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of ironic

I got criticized here for saying Sabean doesn’t get a pass for the Molina signing simply because he made a good trade, but anyways.

Still, most of those moves were nothing major and most of the faults of Sabean are from years in the past.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, this old game

Bad Giants = Bad Sabean
Good Giants = Lucky Sabean

Very tired argument.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it is consistent.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, just fire him already so we don’t have to hear about it anymore

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do u give him credit for signing Huff when he was basically the only 1B left on the market?

Do you really think in his wildest dreams he knew Torres was going to be this good?

Do you think signing Burrell was anything but desperation to fortify a once again woeful offense?

It’s embarassing we have to take the castoffs of a team with less than half our payroll.

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

I really hate the rockies no

by daddy3xnyc on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE IS THE FUCKING JUSTICE

3 HARD HIT BALLS IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH

FUCK YOU BASEBALL GODS WHY MUST YOU DO THIS

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

/broken bat triple

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/solidly hit ball off arcade

/ball thrown in dugout
/sanchez moves to sit on back bench of dugout before he starts throwing bats on the field

by JCLoophole on Aug 31, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The main difference in this game..esp in the 9th..

Giants played defense like they were pretenders…
Rockies played like contenders…

Buy High,Sell Lower- The Brian Sabean methodology to Running (Ruining) the Giants

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FTFY

Giants played defense like they were pretenders little leaguers…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brain farts = Pretenders

..I believe that was his point.

Fuck this team.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
"You're alright, La Russo." - Johnny Lawrence

by AngeloB on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They DID hit harder than the Rockies

but they shouldn’t have been hitting for homers. Well not Huff at least. He was aiming for the walls when he should have gone for a base hit. With 0 outs and Ishikawa and Posey coming up, there would’ve been a fair chance that a base hit could have been capitalized upon

"Giants baseball...torture." - Duane Kuiper

by busterbuster on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ball hit the runner.

The ball hit the runner.

The ball hit the runner.

The ball hit the runner.

The ball hit the runner.

&c.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you, Bork!

this was the first game all season the Kim/Ho meme resulted in a 9th inning loss

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t say routine. One that should have been caught certainly.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm inclined to agree it should have been caught, but . . .

. . . I’m not anything like as emphatic about that as what I’m seeing here. His bat shattered: not many shattered bats drive a ball as far as that one went. Once Ross made the initial move in, where instinct and experience suggest a broken-bat humpback would fall, it was all over.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. There was some serious weirdness on that ball.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because they're fucking idiots

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will certainly remember it as they ascend to the top of the wild card standings.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

why wasn’t wilson backing up 3rd on the throw?

by daddy3xnyc on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably too busy being dumbfounded by how badly Ross butchered that play.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t tell for sure, but he could have been backing up home.

by TwoBagger on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was

The thirty-hop relay from Franchez ended up deflecting off of the baesrunner’s forearm (or something like that) and finding it’s way past Wilson and into the stands.

That’s how I saw it anyway…just before I went into a blind rage.

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was, the ball deflected off the runner.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone actually watch these games?

The ball hit the runner. It deflected. At an angle. At an unpredictable angle.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people can't accept physics as the answer

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so.

They also have no trouble reconciling the idea of a feeble, dribbling throw with a ball that shoots past two defenders when deflected.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone stated how the “40-hopper” had enough energy to get into the stands after hitting the runner?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

JM said, “wilson is not backing up at 3rd,” I’m listening to MLB in NYC, couldn’t see the play

by daddy3xnyc on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

he was cursing out Cody Ross

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My take here.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

My thoughts on Sanchez/Wilson

1. Let your All-Star closer start the 9th.
2. At least let Sanchez face the lefty Gonzalez because Sanchez has great career numbers against him (even though Gonzalez’ L/R splits aren’t that different)

Those were the only 2 options. Bochy fucked it up.

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He always does. He sucks. At everything. Except sucking, and being a large land dwelling mammal.

by BayLife5518 on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

leave your closer in the dugout the day after he throws 33 pitches in a late August game

the real option was use Romo to pitch the 9th

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

this

ten thousand times this

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough.

A googolplex times.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s some pretty strong romosexuality there, but i’m feelin it.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your tired All-Star closer.

If Brian Wilson is the only man in the bullpen who can pitch a scoreless inning, why is anyone watching this team at all?

And God in Heaven are we not yet over the ludicrous folly of “career numbers against” for one pitcher and one batter?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answers to your two part riddle:

1) Because, though the mental anguish is exactly the same as having our fingernails removed one by one with rusty pliers and then soaking our hands in lemon juice, there is less blood.

2) NO!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 31, 2010 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sick of this bedshitting outfield defense

I’m almost ready to just stick Schierholtz in RF and leave him there. I don’t care of he hits .091.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

the defensive set up in the 9th was dumb

should have left Huff at 1B
and the OF should have been Cody/Andres/Nate

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure Nate catches the ball Ross mis-judged

I’ve never in my life seen such that type of ball. We had a perfect angle watching it from behind and were shocked ourselves at how that ball carried. From the site and sound, it looked like nothing more than a ducksnort

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

We had a perfect line on the ball from behind the on-deck circle. These were my internal reactions during a span of milliseconds:

1. Oh shit, another broken bat SD dunker
2. Oh wait … it’s carrying out to Ross. Yay!
3. I haz a major sad

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 31, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine would have been more like

1. Yay
2. Fuck
3. FUCK
4. FUCK FUCK FUCK

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like, with the correct read, it was catchable but I do agree that making the correct read on that ball would have been difficult.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right

After watching the play from exactly behind the ball, it was about as difficult a read as I’ve ever seen.

What makes it even weirder was by that time the air was getting really wet and heavy. (My friends and I all agreed that the wet air was the only thing that kept Huff’s ball in the yard.)

I have no idea how Rodriguez’ ball carried that far. I’m still baffled by it. FP said someone should have checked the bat and that’s a good point. It really seemed to defy physics.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So... if i remember correctly

it was just about this time and at this time specifically in the night last year where i flipped out the same way at the giants against the SAME team… i love this team… Especially when i have to get back to work

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

At this time last year the Giants won a game against the Rockies.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must’ve been the game where my phone broke into pieces, just like my heart

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

third in a row

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross + Jose Guillen =

the pop-drop brothers.

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Cruz Jr?

Candy man?

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are so delusional

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

He’s not making claims based on his emotions.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate DrDC and Gobroks

But really, what is it that makes you believe that Nate is better than Ross?

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

When did I ever say that?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, I was unclear

Meant to say I appreciate you two agreeing with me, but I wanted to ask the original poster himself why he thought Nate was better.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

No big deal.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Unfortunately, he seems to have scurried off somewhere.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Tears on my pillow, pain in my heart, because of you”

by daddy3xnyc on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the kind of game people are

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

D'oh!

This is the kind of game people are going to remember when the subject of how weird right field at ATT is.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like later today when Guillen is out there.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I in fact AM this kind of game

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 31, 2010 3:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing I have an episode of Rubicon to catch up zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Great... this bodes well for tomorrow when i go to class

going to be in the absolute WORST mood to people, i just know it, JUST like last year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

putting on headphones, coltrane in my ears, head on the pillow, just going to try to shut it all out, until first pitch 9:00PM NYC time. Goodnight faithful

by daddy3xnyc on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Just as I was having a good day, I get overwhelmed with school and then this game.

Ugh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I had a bad day, and then this happened.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought everything would get better after all the reading i did… but… nope

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least you got it done, right?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

still got some reading to do... like about 15 mins

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh quiet. You’re basically done.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE TO LEARN EVERY GEOGRAPHICAL FEATURE ABOUT EUROPE BY WEDNESDAY

sometimes this makes me hate Europe

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL YOU’RE A GEOGRAPHY MAJOR SO QUIT BITCHIN.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLEUROPE!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for LOL ITALY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ITALY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dear....

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was waiting for it!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

so wrong

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey.!!! I’m from Italy!

by Edelweiss on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Italian, too!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good lord...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO ARMENIA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random PIKA is random.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to break up this Italy nonsense

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORZA

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barca

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Barca.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

recd

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ireland forever.

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Henry handball

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ON YOU!

Ireland isn’t even IN Europe!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 31, 2010 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well nevermind…

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Born in Italy = Italian. You are a Bavarian-Italian.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Italy… dont have a problem with…. Germany, yes

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S RIGHT!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY, FUCK YOU

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My people are from just south of Potenza in southern Italy… what is the name of the river that runs through the valley near their village?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Po?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe not?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. I was just asking a question it’s impossible to answer… I think it’s Camastra or Camastro or something.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha... well i need to know the Po anyway

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Agige is prettier.

by Edelweiss on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm... not sure if i need to know that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never trust a Northerner, that’s all you need to know.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wanna do my comp sci homework?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What KIND of homework specifically, haha, FUCK THAT NOISE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I basically have to answer questions about things I read in the syllabus. Which is lame, but, eh. I don’t wanna answerrr thissss. /headdesk

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chop… LOLFRESHMAN HOMEWORK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

already assigned my Senior Thesis… i should start praying now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D, thanks dude!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, i'm thinking about something to do with

geography and baseball? or even Geography and the Bay Area

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds pretty awesome.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already did a project on earthquake disaster prevention in the bay area… basically i’d have to find something even more condensed… AND i get to work with a prof. and possibly have this worked on for real for a job

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds fun

/map nerd

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should go to Europe.

by Edelweiss on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded. Leave the girlfriend in the States.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be more productive to start thinking about what you’re going to do?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I know, right? IDK why I haven’t finished it yet.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you’re doing what all of us here are doing right now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. But I’ve got my English 1 reading done. And some of my Spanish homework that’s not due until next week.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, word of advice, don’t wait

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already learned that the hard way. Which is now why I’m trying to get a shitload of work done tonight so I can have a lot of time to write my article tomorrow night.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha... see? you're learning already!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, comp sci homework

That reminds me I have to do reading for that class. After I finish finding a bunch of limits and converting binary to hexadecimals woooo

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by mymclife on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy, that sounds fun.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly just tedious work, but still. Not a fan.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry you had a bad day.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. We don’t need to go over why again.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I understand.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought you would. Congrats on the writing gig, by the way!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! I’m pretty nervous about it, though.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, you’ll be fine. I was at the beginning of things, too. What do you have to write about?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m writing (and photographing) this open house for a writing series in which visiting writers talk about their books or something to that ilk.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds interesting enough. Haha. Are there going to be some interesting authors/books?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I have no idea. I have to email the person running the event with questions about it. I know Howie might be attending!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

STALKING HOWIE EH?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, possibly. I might be too busy interviewing people to stalk him, though.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha. If you have time, make it happen!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I’ll try to, if I can! I just didn’t expect my first assignment to be thrown at me on such short notice. (It was assigned to me tonight, the event is tomorrow night.)

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preparing you for the real world!! I’m sure it’s gonna be the same for me whenever the fuck I’m able to start my new job.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, that sounds like it exactly. And, good luck with your new job, whenever you start it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! As soon as I get all this other BS done, I can finally enjoy having one.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Writing gig? Sweet! You’ll do great.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! I sure hope so.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I have kids I'm going to make sure they aren't sports fans

I’m convinced being a sports fan just leads to heartbreak. Honestly.

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

make that 10:00pm NYC time, shocked and awed myself

by daddy3xnyc on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies haven't won a road series since late June.

They’re winning the series (either they sweep or continue the dismantling of Tim Lincecum) and we’re sending them on their way… yippee!

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

They forgot all the lessons taught them by Jose Cruz JR.

Just put Nate out there and leave him alone.

Bochy and Sabean have turned what was once this ballpark’s strength into it’s weakness.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Cruz Jr. was a good fielder, despite that one gaffe.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So was Candy Maldonado despite his only gaffe.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two in that one inning in 87 in St Louis. Chronicled elsewhere in this thread in case you’re lucky enough to have forgotten.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

/sad Charlie Brown music

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for shards of CarGo’s bat to fall out of the sky and impale him.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

to unwind which wunna deez?

Barely Legal Boarding School Girls
Slam It! Even Harder
Diggin’ In The Gapes #1

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hot Late-Inning Defense Boys

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MEAN HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

IT WAS A FUCKING BROKEN BAT INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING NINTH WTF THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT SHIT.

THIS IS APPROPRIATE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ba2U5UrjMA&feature=related

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

truth.

so much truth.

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING NINTH
             ^^^^^^^^^^

So we tied it?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight was gonna be a good night to watch MLB Network.

Now, staying as far the fuck away from that channel (and any other sports channel for that matter) as possible.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that feeling

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody want to get drunk?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

already there

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You aren’t drunk yet?

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 1:40 AM, do you reallllllllllly think i want to get drunk? got a 9:30 class

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drink all the way until 9:30!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's Green Beer Day, sir

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s correct! The thursday before spring break

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thirsty Thursdays FTW!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends. Do you also want some pizza?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

On top of that already, made homemade pizza

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright. I’m in.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEEET... probably should stop eating things that are unhealthy

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza is not unhealthy. It has all the major food groups!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha… YEA PIZZA!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my doctors actually told me this.

Though, I am a big fat guy, so maybe he was just taking baby steps with me.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA, this is what my doctor would probably tell me as well

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually honestly believe it.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Nor is it a joking matter.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not the health effects.

Those are private to the drinker, and his or her choice. It’s the potential third-party harms, from car crashes to social crashes, that are the issue.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, is it a private matter, or is it not a joking matter?

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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drinking and driving is no joking matter i think…. Hence the keys stay at home everytime i go drink… drinking, personally is a LOL experience

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kids, don’t do drugs. Drugs are bad. Mkay.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Aug 31, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drinking is not a joke, you can die drinking! Just like you can smoking cigs! Eating too many sweets is bad, eating too much junk food is bad

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Smoking and drinking were cool when your parents were young and they’re still cool today.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

M’kay, kids, you shouldn’t do drugs, m’kay, drugs are bad. You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel, I was a wreck. Why, I didn’t even care about money. I was wasting my life… You boys need to listen up, m’kay, what I’m talking about might save your life some day… Drugs are bad. You shouldn’t do drugs. If you do them, you’re bad, because drugs are bad. It’s a bad thing to do drugs, so don’t be bad by doing drugs, m’kay, that’d be bad.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Smoke weed everyday

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but no one ever mentioned drinking-n-driving before owlcroft did, after it was declared not a laughing matter.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why did owl even bring that up…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look, can I laugh tonight after my fifth Oktoberfest or not?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

i guess not...

drinking is not funny, you can die

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who would’ve thought I’ve been doing it wrong all this time?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!

i’m still alive, in good shape, haven’t had any alcohol since Saturday… i’m an alcoholic

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, it’s so funny i joke about it every single day of my life

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even as a Rockies fan, that was a pretty stupid way for that game to end

It was extremely well pitched on both sides, a good tight game between division rivals, undone on a fluky play by a CF playing in the Grand Canyon of right fields.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t forget the 50 hop throw to 3rd base!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That somehow managed to go into the dugout too.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see it pop up in the air, stop to think about it, and the trickle over the wall? What a nightmare.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should be used to this by now…. but no.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what really makes it a tough loss – added to the fact that the Giants hit the ball pretty damn hard with all three guys in the bottom of the 9th and got absolutely nothing to show for it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this game wasn’t proof that baseball hates the Giants, I don’t know what is.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you baseball!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the hot lemon juice being poured into the giant sucking chest wound.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably wont be over this until.... the weekend

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross was Pavlov’s dog tonight. He heard the broken bat and scampered, and then backpedaled like Nega-Lance Armstrong to no avail.

And to be fair, CO played some great D tonight. It was a stupid hit but they were in position to take the lead for good reasons.

I say this all through clenched teeth, digging fingernail-shaped gashes in my desk.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been practicing. I’m getting pretty good.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad I didn't witness that

Oh Cody

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Games like this only make me MORE cynical.

What the fucking fuck, you fucking collection of fucktards that can’t fucking hit a fucking pitch to save your fucking lives???

Do we really have to fucking give up the fucking farm, JUST because Dexter Fucking Fowler fucking walks? FUCK YOU!

FUCK!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fowler walked last time too.

:(

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The saving grace for me is that I DVR’d the game. I had a sense of impending doom hovering over me throughout the 9th inning, and boy did they decide not to disappoint!

After Dexter Fucking Fowler walked, I fast forwarded the rest of the game. I already knew the final result.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Games like this make me forget about any fun that this season has been and just make me wish we were going for 110 losses so that we could get Rendon. :(

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants collection of fucktards is NOT on the field.

No, the Giants fucktards are the guys with the offices. They are the guys who think that because trees are made of wood and that ballplayers swing wooden bats, that having outfielders who run like deep rooted trees means that they’ll be getting good wood on the ball.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 31, 2010 3:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

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by O R They? on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I've gone to one game this year, and tomorrow will be my 2nd

Both of them were when I was in the two worst times of the season for me. Tonight’s game, and the other in the middle of that 7 game losing streak (the Dodgers sweep at home).

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm guessing Huff would have made that play

I mean, come on, best athlete on the team, right?

by TBRMKane on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Or Nate easily

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by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

anyone would have fucked that play up

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2010 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly Cody Ross makes that play 99 times out of 100. I’m going with the broken bat fooling him.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely. I just wish it were Guillen for the lulz.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a thought- Guillen is so slow that he may not have had time to break so far forward, then back once he saw it sailing by, hence his lack of speed may have caused him to be back on the play in the first place and catch it.

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

::clank::

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

too bad we can’t see the alternate reality…

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, if Guillen starts Schierholtz probably comes in for defense.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

so we’re saying that even when Bork gets it right, he still gets it wrong?

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Just saying.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

for the sake…

of sayin’

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably true

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 31, 2010 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, the ol’ “Even a broken clock is right twice a day” defense employed by Guillen.

Crafty.

by younghutch on Aug 31, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

i think it goes past him for an actual inside the park hr as opposed to a triple and error

by JCLoophole on Aug 31, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It will from here on out.

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by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey owlcroft

did you see what happened to the ball, perchance?

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard Brian Wilson wasn’t backing up 3rd.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I saw.

mrs owlcroft says she thought Wilson was late covering, and was still moving at the time, but I think he was there in time if the ball just gets through, without being deflected at an angle. But he was certainly somewhere in the area behind third at the time.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It lookde to us like he was a little late, but there...and did a shitty job backing up the play

He was too close to Sandoval instead of truly being in good position to reach to any deflection

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which ball?

There are several under discussion.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ball came in on the home plate side of gonzalez, hit his arm, and shot off to the OF side of Sandoval and into the dugout. Wilson was there but no time to react and it took a pretty wicked bounce of gonzalez

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know there's a month left of games

But I’m pretty sure we lost our playoff chances tonight. We had a great opportunity to gain ground on not just SD but also on the WC and we blew both chances, and have been screwing the pooch this entire homestand while San Diego goes into their longest losing streak in over a year.

Torture.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

7 games left against San Diego

Those games determine whether or not we go to the playoffs.

Simple as that.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, this.

I was hoping this series would be a vehicle to crush Colorado out of the race, but then the improbable happened.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, this.

I was hoping this series would be a vehicle to crush Colorado out of the race, but then the improbable horribly, horribly predictable happened.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado is having a little surge right now

But they’re too far back to win the division, and I don’t think the wildcard is coming from the NL West this year.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they’re that far back, what hurts them is their schedule. They play SD 7 times, us a bunch of times, LA a bunch of times and the Reds, Philly, and St. Louis. And 6 vs AZ.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it won't be a sweep now, but it probably wasn't going to be anyway

You’re facing a rookie who has had one good start in his MLB career tomorrow and then it’s aces wild Wednesday

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are terrible against rookie pitchers who are inconsistent. Don’t you know that?!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a Giant fan, so no

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't expect you to

I was trying to make a funny.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

like splinter

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

a rookie who has had one good start in his MLB career

That’s kryptonite to Giants hitters.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot he threw four dominant innings against the Giants in that 15-inning game

so you probably know Rogers fairly well

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, McC membership now includes a partial lobotomy with the express purpose of forgetting the events of 7/4/2010.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re facing a rookie who has had one good start in his MLB career tomorrow and then it’s aces wild Wednesday

So a rookie who has mostly sucked this year vs the Giants and Tim going on Wednesday?

Oh, I think it will be a sweep.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three must make it true I guess

You are aware that Rogers was the one that put the Rockies in the big hole against Atlanta on the day where both our teams made 9-run comebacks?

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just making him sound like an even stronger candidate to shut out the Giants.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rogers owned the Giants on July 4th, was beat by them at Coors in May 1st.

I’m guessing since we’re not at Coors, he will own us again. We suck against rookies.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, he’s going to throw a 85 pitch shutout.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry

we’ll inexplicably score like 10 runs off ubaldo and casilla will pitch 3 innings of shutdown baseball in relief of a struggling Timmy, thus avoiding the sweep and giving us false hope going into our next 1-2 series loss.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How else would torture work?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

then it’s aces wild Wednesday

Actually, we’re playing against your ace with the rule card.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're facing pitchers tomorrow and Wednesday?

The Giants are doomed….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And San Diego owns us, so we’re not going to the playoffs. If we can’t gain any ground until we play those 7 games it won’t matter. 5 games we can’t make up in those 7 games, we’re not going to sweep them in both series and we play other tough teams in between those two series.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like this

Win just about every series, or see you next year.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Fuck it… i’m done for the night… over 100 pages of reading tonight about the Silk Road and AZNS, i’m fucking done

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: I know we have some Arcade Fire fans

http://www.chromeexperiments.com/arcadefire/

This is so cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man, but my computer is freaking out at me now. Very processor-intensive.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried it at first. At first I didn’t recognize the house I grew up in because it had a new paint job.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once the street view part started, it almost creeped me out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this guy really going to run by the apartment complex I grew up in?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah 0392394 Chrome tabs just popped open.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t close them. They’re part of the experience.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured, but I was tempted.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freaked me out at first, but I just left them alone since I figured there’d be a reason for them.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. This guy just ran up my 1.5 mile long private dirt drive and onto my private 28 acre property.

That is really creepy.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I love technology
Always and forever

by Natto on Aug 31, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 31, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That little guy run right up to my door step where I used to live in Italy. Damn.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 31, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 31, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can haz Nate Schierholtz in RF now?

OF of Ross/Torres/Nate?

Also sorry guys I blame myself. I had been listening on my laptop the whole time until the 9th I shut my laptop before the top of the 9th.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The problem is

At that point, you’re squeezing out Pat Burrell, which we really can’t afford to do.

Like it or not, our best outfield on a day to day basis is Burrell – Torres – Ross

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think though this should be a late innings defensive outfield for sure.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never really understood the whole-late inning defensive replacement thing though

I mean, is there really any difference between putting Nate in for 8-9 and just having him play 1-2 and then taking him out? Statistically, I mean.

I guess it makes sense to switch out in favor of better defensive players, but it seems to me that almost as many times as it helps, you end up with a Travis-Ishikawa-In-The-Bottom-Of-The-Ninth situation.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit the ball squarely.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is a fair point

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Andrew did you guys delete the whole thread over at PR?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Russ hid it and republished the thread

Half that thread was hidden/deleted and there were reply-fails everywhere

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright. Probably for the best.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it isn't

One at bat doesn’t change the fact that you’re much better off with Pat Burrell in the batters box than Travis Ishikawa.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look at it like with a lead in the late innings run prevention is more important than run production.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose I am not personally sold that Burrell is the better choice

Street seems to do well against RH bats with big swings

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is not.

What happened, seen after the fact, has nothing to do with the probabilities going in. I would much rather have had any of several people, from Burrell to Guillen, take that plate appearance.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’d rather have the best possible defense on the field with a lead in the ninth inning.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 31, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Late innings, you’ve got the other team putting in pinch hitters, so there’s a reasonable supposition that the offense will improve and the extra D will help.

Also I think there’s a “keep Pat/Guillen/Huff from getting too overworked” element to it too, though if that’s the case they should really be D-switching Pablo. (Not that they have any infielders.)

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably questionable. At that point, according to the win probability graph, there was roughly a 25% chance of Burrell getting an at-bat in the bottom of the 9th. I’m not sure what the odds are of a fly ball to left field, and whether that makes Nate’s defense more valuable than Burrel’s bat in that situation. Probably not, actually, but I think it’s arguable.

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by neurofarm on Aug 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that

I’m much more comfortable with defensive replacements in a 3 or 4 run game.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Especially in a close game. There are enough cases in which subbing in during a supposed “blowout” come back to bite a team’s ass without fooling with it in close games.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Expect Guillen to play tomorrow.

1-1 vs Rogers with a triple and a BB as well.

Schierholtz 0-3, Ross has never faced him.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all know Bork loves SSS.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gf, who knows nothing about baseball other than what a HR is, looked at me after the Ross debacle and said “why did he run the wrong way?”

that sums it up

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

What was your answer?

Had it anything to do with the number of times an experienced outfielder finds a ball hit by a shattered bat—not cracked, but exploded—landing in front of him versus the number of times it soars out to behind him? Just asking.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My response at the time was “because he’s an idiot”, then I got all mad about the game and she left because I was “not a fun person to be around tonight”. So that’s that.

but after further review, yeah, i was thinking just what you’re saying. The odds of a shattered bat-hit ball zooming out like that are so, so remote. And what the fuck was that bullshit Bork spat about the ball catching a “wind current”? We’re not in a fucking airplane, catching a prevailing wind. THAT is the baseball equivalent of a rogue wave.

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I'm a moron

I just bothered to slow down and read the “C to get to new comments” line on the guide header. Wow that’s going to make hanging out on game threads a lot easier.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You dont use “z”?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You love the CXZ?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

well i sure as fuck do now.

I spent too long as an unregistered lurker, marking crude cave paintings on the walls.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know how I could use this site without z and shift A

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you can just refresh in place of shift A.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s what I used to do. It was pretty awkward, but I knew that if I registered on this site I’d do things like lurk around postgame threads posting invective until 6 hours before I have to get up for work.

Balls.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman's Take

FWIW:

hankschulman
  
…As for Ross’ misplay on triple, ANY right fielder in baseball, including Nate, would have seen/heard broken bat and charged. …
hankschulman
  
….A completely freak occurrence. The worst mistake in the whole episode was F. Sanchez’s terrible throw that hit a sliding CarGo.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I was definitely more mad about the play at 3rd.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the ball went over Ross' head

I already knew it was over.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Until I saw we had a real shot at getting Gonzalez out at 3rd, which Sanchez royally fucked up. Honestly, how do you bounce that shit?

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree. But my MLB TV was screwing up (again) so I didn’t get the greatest look.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freak occurrences aside, the Giants have committed way too many errors the past few days and weeks. Both the D-Backs and now the Rockies have been much better defensively when it counted.

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by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

More and more evidence pointing to the fact that even if the Giants were to make the playoffs, they don’t really belong there.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Ross stand there in right field, knowing he’d rather be anywhere else in the world at that moment, was more painful than actually watching the play unfold

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Moreland Syndrome

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The littlest big mistake of my life.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

a huge tiny mistake

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen too many “freak” plays go against the Giants the past 4-5 years to think it’s just random chance. The fact that the Giants provide safe harbor to uniforms filled with suck tells me so.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love if when Schulman makes these statements as if they are facts instead of misinformed opinions. Like how there’s no arguing with the fact that Whitedside is faster than Posey.

You’re a hack, Schulman.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, that is annoying

But you just treat him as someone who has watched a lot of baseball for a long time, IMO.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm tired

I meant that whenever I read him state these things as fact, I just sort’ve treat him a long-time observer and take him at face value.

It’s a little annoying that he makes such broad assertions, but we’re all prone to speak with certainty about the things which we spend the most time studying.

If that makes any sense at all. I’m pretty out of it.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I get what you’re saying and I see where you’re coming from. But this kind of bullshit from Schulman always bothers me because it’s accompanied by an air of superiority. It always feels like what he’s really saying is “You stupid little whiners just don’t get it! It’s so obvious! LOL U!”

It’s one thing for him to believe this stuff; plenty of people probably feel the same way. But his tone is really inexcusable.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree completely

especially from a supposedly unbiased journalist.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon

We do it here a lot. Wait a second, “In my opinion, we do it here a lot”

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by Goofus on Aug 31, 2010 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

How would he suggest . . .

. . . the throw be made so as to at once avoid the runner and at the same time reach the third baseman with some relevance to an out? Tunneling only works with electrons, not baseballs.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

suggest the throw be made on the fly?

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That lest sentence is golden.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yet mine was't

Last*

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

how about

if it’s that impossible, and the throw would be a roller anyway, don’t throw the damn ball and give your team a chance to score in the 9th (or 10th, or 11th…)

by JCLoophole on Aug 31, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

For one, don't hurry the throw.

He panicked and made a shitty throw… his second of the game. If you can’t make a decent play of it, take a bite out of the thing.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 31, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Curtis Pride wouldn’t have heard the broken bat

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Car Go at Coors: 233 AB 57 R 90 H 15 2b, 4 3b, 23 HR, 60 RBI 20 BB, 38 K .386/.431/.781/1.212

Car Go on Road: 236 AB 29 R 63 H 10 2b 3 3b 6 HR 30 RBI 7 BB 73 K .267/.286/.411/.697

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

did you add the triple from today?

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we park-adjust for wind currents?

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by DrDC on Aug 30, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idk I got it from ESPN’s splits page. I assume they added it already. I think it’s hilarious how ridiculous Rockies hitters splits often are.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is even more ridiculous than usual. They’ve been fairly normal the rest of his career, though.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they’re pretty extreme this year. Car Go seems legit to me even if his road numbers don’t show it this year.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a lot of red flags with him, as we’ve discussed here ad nauseum, but I think he’s talented enough that they don’t worry me all that much.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/inb4GiantPain

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

....so....tired....

walk rate… low….

too many….. strike….. outs…… high…. bab….. bab……babip.

by GiantPain on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I have it on good authority that’s he’s a fraud who poops his pants.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deep thoughts

After this game, wouldn’t Matt Cain be well within his rights to sue Jonathan Sanchez for violation of intellectual property?

I mean: Eight shutout innings. One run of support. Blown save in the 9th. Sure, Dirty can claim he came up with the part about the cracked-bat fly ball that the outfielder misjudges for a game-tying triple, but the rest is right of out of The Book of Matt Cain Starts.

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by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez already had his fame!

Can’t Cain have anything?

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by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go back to playing Pokémon Red to try and get this game out of my head. Blech.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’ll play some Dragon Quest IX.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should go to bed but my finger is starting to hurt again. Great.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just started Xenogears

I’m not a big RPG fan, but two hours in and the plot has me very, very intrigued.

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Aug 31, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 that game. I’ve been wanting to play it again for years but I lost disc 1 of my copy and I can’t find it anywhere. (No PS3, so I can’t download it from the PSN or whatever.)

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by jponry on Aug 31, 2010 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to sleep. Please wake me up when horrible, freaky occurrences no longer happen to the Giants.

/Rip Van Winkle

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I am furious. . .

. . . about this management and this ownership. Perhaps you all can tell.

I am going to go drink bourbon and read Nero Wolfe novels till the sun rises. Good night and good luck.

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by owlcroft on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You're too calm and reasonable to be furious

But yes, I think after all this I’m not really upset but rather discouraged, because it’s getting more and more unlikely that this team will make the postseason. But I’d at least like to see a Bork or Sabean or both preferably canned, and I’ll be pretty excited.

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by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I’d at least like to see a Bork or Sabean or both preferably canned

That’ll never happen.

by Natto on Aug 31, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

two years of just missing the playoffs? who else can the blame possibly fall on?

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

But they brought them close to the playoffs! They’ll get them over the hump next year!!

by Natto on Aug 31, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that this is sarcasm yet true at the same time really pisses me off.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Giants’ ownership will look on the winning records as a positive. “Sabean’s plan is working.”

It won’t be until it falls apart after 2012 that they might get the boot. (Random guess – I wouldn’t be surprised if it fell apart next year)

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by Ott on Aug 31, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean and Bochy both receive 5 year contract extensions for “being in contention 2 years in a row”.

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know what’s sad? I was born in Torrance, Los Angeles, and had my family not moved to the Bay Area when I was 1, I would be a Dodger or Angels fan, and would most likely be laughing at SF from down south.

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like narrowly missing a flight whose plane got into an accident.

by Natto on Aug 31, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that’s some final destination shit right there

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, that would have been so weird to be on the other side of the cancelled 2002 World Series. I vote for this new alternate reality viewing thing I’ve heard so much about.

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't make Natto or me post THAT picture

Enough of the “cancelled 2002 World Series”.

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't canceled

I just don’t remember what happened.

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by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

the manager only accounts for so little games a team wins or loses, and since we are so close everytime, it has to fall on Bork

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really Cody Ross’d this rewrite that’s due tomorrow because of what Cody Ross did tonight.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants played blackjack

Had a 8 and a 4 took a card, got a face card to bust.

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by SFGuy on Aug 30, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That's putting it extremely mildly

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody
For what it’s worth — and before you take your anger out on Ross — a steady stream of Giants stopped by his locker after the game to say the same thing would have happened to them. Including Andres Torres, who certainly knows a thing or two about outfield defense.

Per Baggs

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 30, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

But then again, rule #1 of outfield defense is always break back first.

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

when the bat shatters, not breaks, but shatters, that rule goes out the window. the odds of what happened are so, so remote.

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s worse than torture, at this point. torture just spawns physical pain. this is mind-fucking type shit

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then again, isn’t the #1 rule of second base defense is not to throw a 54-hopper that deflects off the baserunner and into the dugout?

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by neurofarm on Aug 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

while I can’t blame Cody as much as I wanted to at first, more and more I see that it was Freddys bad throw that cost us the most.

None of that topples Bork, who leads off with Sanchez, then pulls him after one batter. if hes gonna lead off the inning, he’s gonna finish his goddamn game

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good throw has Gonzalez by ten feet, and we’re probably still watching a torturous game.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure plenty of them said this and/or believed it. Doesn’t make it true

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just the sign of a good teammate

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also doesn’t make the play any less devastating.

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by jponry on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also true. And I wouldn’t exactly want them to all ignore him or yell at him about it. If he’s smart, he’ll use this as a learning experience focus just on the “it could happen to anyone” part of it

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 30, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part is

OK maybe not the worst, but you nobody probably feels shittier than Ross. Marlins fans seemed to have loved him, and he seems like a really good guy, and these are the worst things to happen.

I’m with Grant, WHY COULDN’T IT HAVE BEEN GUILLEN?!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

like I told Grant, if it had been Guillen the play possibly gets made. Guillen is too slow to break in as quick as Ross did, thereby leaving him back on the ball, and in position to make the play

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also from Baggs
Wrote about this Saturday, but defense is seriously, seriously starting to become a problem. Two more errors tonight make 11 in the past five games. ELEVEN! And the bad defense becomes all the more glaring when you see some of the plays the Rockies made tonight, after a weekend of nice plays by the Diamondbacks.

:(

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The preseason projections are finally starting to catch up with us.

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by Solidarity on Aug 30, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team really seems to have gotten away from the ‘pitching and defense’ mantra.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 31, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 11 errors in 5 games is not exactly the kind of baseball you want to be playing headed into September.

What’s worse is that most of these errors have actually come back to bite the team in the ass. Sandoval’s errant throw on Wednesday against the Reds, Sanchez’s roller to third base last night…ugh.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 31, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I missed this game because I had chem homework to finish before my lab tomorrow. It ended up taking 6 hours. Not sure what would have been worse, no chem and this game or chem and not watching this game

by JonDowd on Aug 30, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The positive, if any, is that 1) sanchez piched a great game and 2) we didnt lose any ground to PHI or SD.

I’m wondering if the window of opportunity is closing fast on catching SD now that their losing streak could be shoring up and we just blew it big-time.

by giant4life83 on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT reply actions  

As someone mentioned earlier, #2 isn’t much consolation when it’s this late in the season, especially when there was a big chance to gain ground in both races.

by Natto on Aug 30, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

  1. is a whole lot better than the alternative- dropping to 2.5 WC and 6.0 division

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

number 2, dont know why it put 1. #2

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Autoformatting gremlins.

by non sequitur on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

which begs the question: why was Ross out there to begin with (in the 9th), seeing as how he had ZERO experience in RF at AT&T?

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wine tasting for some season ticket holders on Tuesday night

Guess where I’m going to be doing tomorrow?

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

going to be doing? the toilet?

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bad sentence there

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just usually do my doing on the toilet. but whatever works for you, man

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're going to be doing Tomorrow?

Isn’t that the pitcher?

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by jponry on Aug 31, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where you do your doing is none of my business.

by Natto on Aug 31, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

to change the sentence

Guess what I doing tomorrow

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT

I’ll be drinking a ton of wine so that I don’t remember the Giants loss tomorrow.

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL San Francisco fans drink wine!

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

First game I went to this year – Wellemeyer’s first start – the national anthem was played on violin.

LOLITIST

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by Solidarity on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean “guess what I are doing”. Or something along those lines.

by non sequitur on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Screw it

I GIVE UP

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

A few more drinks, then I’ll be ready.

by non sequitur on Aug 31, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not tired. Just pissed. Everyone we need to lose lost. Of course, I thought had we won, the Giants would have lost Tuesday and everyone else would have won.

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still pissed the Giants fucked up

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me are two.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man I wish there was an edit feature on SB Nation like other message boards

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think there is no edit feature so that people are held to their words

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only do that when I’m posting a picture.

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then you live with ‘where am I doing’.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 31, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when I could edit my posts on other boards. There were times when I looked at what I typed and wondered what the hell I just wrote.

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by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and why is the fifth of tequila next to me empty?

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe being able to edit for about 5 minutes? So if you notice obvious mistakes.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

like this? alksjd’fa.ms’iqanwas;dgmasgmasdFUCKBORKlkamoeinald’as

nevermind, I thought I made a mistake

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Schmaltz is also having a shindig at Public House before the game

I’d be there but I gotta go do a tasting at Church Key.

WOE!

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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

We didnt get invited to this one—they’re usually real fun. Ask for the Generations Cab at the Raymond table. They usually have a bottle or two there and will pour it if you ask nicely.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am curious, however, what the rest of the season holds in store for us. If Bork seemed like a guy who was inspiring by any means, he’d be lighting a fire up the ass of the team for the constant pitching, hitting and defensive shitstorm August has been.

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

You're Joking right?

This man who played something like a 100 games throughout his big league career, never even showing the slightest bit of ability as a major league player; This man, who seems overawed by his veteran players most of the time to the point where he will play them despite obvious decline; This man who was run out of town by SAN DIEGO after losing about 900 games – this is the man you expect to inspire the troops?

I haven’t said a word the entire game, just been here lurking, but if there is anything left in the Giants, it has to come from the players themselves. Nothing is coming from that egg head, dumb as shit, “I believe in veteran clutchiness and intangibles” motherfucker.

For the record – FUCK Bruce Bochy. I wish to punch him in his ovaries.

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 31, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wholly agree with you. Fuck Bruce. That’s why I said “if”. But he’s not inspiring. He’s not competent. I don’t even know HOW he ever got to be a manager in the first place? it’s like he’s trying to put on a good show, not win a game. Like his little “pitch Sanchez to the first batter then remove him for the ovation” bullshit.

I hate Bruce. Hate him. He is the dumbest motherfucker I ever seen. And he is wasting a great pitching staff and a talented team. Not to even mention how he seems to hate youngins and loves his vets.

How can Sabean and especially Neukom be soooo blind?

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oy

So, I’m going to the next two games. I don’t even think that I can muster the enthusiasm after this game.

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by grape on Aug 31, 2010 12:32 AM PDT reply actions  

tomorrow, we WILL win. wed, up in the air. who the hell knows what will happen

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner has never won at home.

Time for his first.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

and their starter SUCKS

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT

It’s a starter the Giants haven’t seen before so you already know how that will go.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 31, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have seen him before

He’s career 0-2 with a 4.50 ERA in 8.0 IP, 7 H. 5 R, 4 ER, 2 HR, 5 BB and 7 SO.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

/dominated

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy will never allow it.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 31, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same

Well just tomorrow’s. I also went to the Sanchez game where the Dodgers swept, so both of the games I’ve gone to I’ve been very…depressed.

Hell, at that time I banned Giants baseball until Buster Posey became the everyday catcher. Two days later…

Maybe I should try that again.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes defense is more important than offense

nate should be the special 9thRFer…Cody Fukkin ross wasted a great pitching performance , i hope the giants get swept!! they dont deserve the playoffs, they will just embarrass them selves

DUBfan4life!!!!

by BayAreaKidd650 on Aug 31, 2010 12:45 AM PDT reply actions  

kinda like you just did?

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

shift a

I was there. It was soul crushing.

by zuma420 on Aug 31, 2010 12:53 AM PDT reply actions  

you were there? how did that ball look coming off the bat? did it look like it was gonna take off on Ross?

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

no…it looked like it was going to die, he played it like anyone would have played it.

I was standing right over his shoulder too, so I kind of “saw what he saw” so to speak. It didn’t look like it was going that far.

by zuma420 on Aug 31, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm guessing there was a lot of anger in the GDT during that 9th inning?

I was AT the game and angry there.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 1:13 AM PDT reply actions  

how did that play look live? I can’t find a replay of it anywhere and havent seen it since it happened

by giant4life83 on Aug 31, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

It looked weird. It was a broken bat and the ball just kept carrying.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anger could be one of the words.

I’m not even lying when I say that I turned the game off when the ball went into the stands. I turned it back on for the bottom half which was a mistake.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did a facepalm

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 31, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget how the tying run got on base to begin with.

Another fucking Sanchez walk. On a 3-2 pitch.

No heart. None whatsoever.

by younghutch on Aug 31, 2010 6:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on, that’s entirely unfair.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 31, 2010 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking it’s chasm.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. It’s probably misplaced “I tivo’d te game last night & watched the end of it this morning” delayed onset rage.

by younghutch on Aug 31, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally understandable. I fell asleep in the 5th inning (LOL OLD) and found out this morning that not only did they not score any more runs but they blew the lead in a very shitty fashion.

That was one hell of a start by Sanchez though and it sucks to walk the leadoff guy but he probably shouldn’t have been in there.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

But watching Sanchez pitch is becoming more and more like being buried in an ant hill.

He and Zito both seem to struggle mightily with the 3rd strike, the 3rd out and pitching through misfortune behind them. It’s maddening.

by younghutch on Aug 31, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That one AB was frustrating, but I really don’t think you can blame Sanchez after throwing 8+ innings, giving up 5 hits and 2 walks. Especially when I think many people (including myself) would argue that he shouldn’t even have been in there to face Fowler.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 31, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Regarding Jonathan, normally I'd agree with you...

Not last night, though. Just the last hitter he faced, but that seemed clearly to be a case of Sanchez having run out of gas.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 31, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was his second walk of the evening

Jonathan Sanchez has showed up big twice over the last two weeks while the rest of thestaff has struggled to get out of the 4th inning.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 31, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah those two walks… WTF JONATHAN!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 31, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you this dumb?

Sanchez got the third out 8 times yesterday. Good grief, do you read what you write?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 31, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Settle down, hero.

The comment refers to Sanchez’ body of work. Flashes, albeit brief, of brilliance coupled with blistering frustration and sloppiness.

That baserunner was free of charge (after being down0-2, I might add) no matter how you slice it.

by younghutch on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do agree that this was the critical mistake.

The running joke here around starters not knowing how to win is of course ridiculous. BUT, part of pitching is knowing how to pitch to the situation.

In that situation, the one thing that Jonathan ABSOLUTELY CANNOT DO is walk the lead off runner (who has speed). That wasn’t just an ordinary walk. It was a change the outcome of the game type of walk. If he has to throw the ball underhanded to get it over the plate then so be it. You cannot walk the batter there. Period.

Once the walk happens, the possibility of getting beat by a fluke play or bloop hits increases.

by Bochean on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross
"The bat shattered in half. I thought I had a good read, but when you see it, with the sound, you’re going to break in. Broken-bat triple — I’ve never seen anything like it. No excuses though; I’ve got to make that play. This is one of the trickiest outfields in the league but I feel comfortable playing everywhere. It’s not the first mistake I’ve made, and probably won’t be the last. I trust my instincts though."
For what it’s worth — and before you take your anger out on Ross — a steady stream of Giants stopped by his locker after the game to say the same thing would have happened to them. Including Andres Torres, who certainly knows a thing or two about outfield defense.

From the post game notes: http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2010/08/30/postgame-notes-the-broken-bat-heard-round-the-bay/

by GiantPain on Aug 31, 2010 7:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I do think it was a fluke play. If anyone has ever seen a broken bat hit travel so far, please provide the details.

And the reason why a fluke play like this ended up beating the Giants is because:

- we could only score 1 run despite having some opportunities. 1 run is rarely enough to win a baseball game

- We walked the lead off runner in the 9th inning in a 1-0 ball game (see post above). If you walk the lead-off runner in this situation, with the heart of the lineup coming, you deserve to lose the game. Or at least see yourself dealing with extra innings.

by Bochean on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone has ever seen a broken bat hit travel so far, please provide the details.

Bonds hit a broken bat homer to right field in Florida.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s friggin’ amazing

by Bochean on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw an Expo (Brooks?) hit a broken bat (not shattered like last night) home run over the left field fence at the Stick in the late 80’s (?).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

KICK!

In the pants.
I need some air.

by phillas on Aug 31, 2010 7:22 AM PDT reply actions  

do we still have diplomatic relations with Purple Row?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 31, 2010 8:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I heard that True Blue LA is installing ICBMs in Purple Row territory, and pointing them at us. We should consider a naval blockade.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll prepare the F-Bombs.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 31, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Screw the Dodgers.

Is that diplomatic?

The OT: All that AND a bag of meat.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 31, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

I hate that our mascot is Dinger.

The OT: All that AND a bag of meat.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 31, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, as long as we can all taste those leading man parts…

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a crazy friend that says eating meat is wrong. Is he crazy?

The OT: All that AND a bag of meat.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 31, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, Jimmy. He’s just making a huge mistake.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cant you see

the tripe they are feeding you?

The lack of Seth Smith's beard is irrational
Yankee Haters Encouragement Group Member #π

by Thnikkaman on Aug 31, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the Padres

The lack of Seth Smith's beard is irrational
Yankee Haters Encouragement Group Member #π

by Thnikkaman on Aug 31, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the DBacks...

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t say I feel much hatred towards the D-Backs, or their fans.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Detente!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of those losses it takes a while to overcome

And we don’t have a while.

I think the season is over.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 31, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Magic numbers, anyone?

NL WEST: Padres – 27
NL CENTRAL: Reds – 27
NL EAST: Braves – 29
WILD CARD: Phillies – 30

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 31, 2010 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Still a little too early for magic numbers for me

I don’t pay attention until it gets to 10.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

MGL sums up Bochy’s night right here. Very nice.

My favorite part:

Bochy’s decisions were clearly of the "I’ll do whatever it takes to avoid criticism," rather than actually think about what are the best moves to help his team get into the post-season.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately when you lose shyte games like this, it ain’t your year.

And I’m now hating the Rox more than the Friars.

"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis

by orange and black on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I will say, the NL West may be developing into the most unfriendly division in baseball. Everyone hates each other (though no one seems to really care about the D-backs, possibly because they put a hyphen on their fucking uniform). Infuriating as it is some days, it’s a lot of fun in the big picture.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to be in the NL Central or something…

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A was probably the best choice I have made in a long while.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

tells alot

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft

Like I need that response from a frat drunkard. lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT FUNNY

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

not a frat kid... I'm Alumni

And oh by the way? Every choice i’ve made over the past week has been great… fuck, i have a paper due in an hour

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you watch the Giants?

BAD CHOICE

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 31, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’d do that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many of you are there?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 31, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t disagree on any particular point.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck are you talking about?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last day of August. And not a moment too soon.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

/Belt called up, has 3 PA’s for the end of the year

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

3 splash hits

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, I don’t even care about the specifics of who is playing or who isn’t. I just want this horrible month to be over with.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

/punches a baby

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

if you do that... i'll drive up to Columbus and punch you

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 31, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. It was an anchor baby, so it was good for America.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 31, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

/giggles as the baby rises up and kicks the crap outta ’rueter.

by younghutch on Aug 31, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This would look good with a dirty sanchez.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sorry and I won't stop.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 31, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh man,

this game was the crying game all over agin

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

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