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Post-game thread: Giants drop dullest game in history

That game should have come with a warning not to operate heavy machinery after watching it.

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Oh, yes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let Timmy smoke

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 27, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Now there’s a rumor that Timmy knocked a girl up and that’s why he’s struggling. Can’t a guy have a shitty year in peace?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

pics

Or it didn’t happen

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hank schulman’s twitter, I saw it too…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

THERE MUST BE A REASON

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET TMZ ON IT!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was a professional, he wouldn’t let the baby mama and the baby distract him. He would go out ad pitch even better in their honor.
/GRM’d

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Aug 28, 2010 12:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The only thing I hate more than the Giants is myself.

by Dan from NM on Aug 27, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, false alarm, everybody. I do hate the Giants more than myself. Carry on.

by Dan from NM on Aug 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must hate yourself a lot though

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or,

Have you considered the possibility that the Giants hate you more than you hate yourself?

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Aug 28, 2010 4:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I already know this.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not gonna lie, I lol’d a lot at the OP for some reason.

by thebighead on Aug 27, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito's suck has brushed off on poor Tim

When I say suck, I mean the herpes. Stay away from the starlets, Tim.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey… besides Zito’s last start, he’s been pretty lights out

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

well extending the metaphor,

If someone gives someone else herpes, they don’t suddenly lose their herpes

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they mention why Posey got pulled?

by randolphforpresident on Aug 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. Posey ain’t doing so hot

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's hurt

and in like an 0-9 slide

Or 0-109, not sure.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurt is one thing

And 0-9 slide is nothing. It’s not a slide, it’s literally nothing.

by marcello on Aug 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saying

That’s probably what he was referring to.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

his average has been steadily declining

He is 3 for 22 in the last 5 games, and doesn’t produce in critical RISP situations. That said, I hope he bounces back soon

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That sounds like an overreaction. He had a bad game, sure, but Posey’s been pretty good – clutch or otherwise. I only hate myself. You’re losing faith in Buster. For shame.

by Dan from NM on Aug 27, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have faith in ole Posey

It’s just the Giants I’m starting to lose hope in….. they don’t look like contendors

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

And 12 for 43 in last 10 games

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not that BA is indicitave of talent

But you’re bitching about a .280 average over 10 games? WTF?

by marcello on Aug 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you really need to chill out

I’m not saying he’s not talented and I’m not bitching. All I’m saying is that he’s been declining. That’s all. Of course, with his talent I’m sure he’ll bounce back and bring much needed offense

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

because

Giants baseball = torture.

Do people in pain ever stop complaining until things get better again?

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Over his last 10 games (not counting tonight, as BR hasn’t updated) he’s hit .341/.341/.568. In other words, fantastically. Stop blaming the best players. You are what is wrong with baseball fans. And I’ll calm down when you stop saying completely wrong and stupid shit.

by marcello on Aug 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douche alert!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course you do.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry for giving you the benefit of the doubt

I guess you’d rather associate with the clueless.

by marcello on Aug 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly

If anyone is being a douche here, its you. With the name calling and unnecessary anger, I feel like I’m in grade school again.

Wait, you’re not a 12 year kid are you?

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Z

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marcello is not a troll.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 28, 2010 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather be an idiot and useful

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah

i’d rather be a pike and a giant

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

MOM! DAD!

Stop yelling at each other at the dinner table. It frightens the children.

by BooRadley2785 on Aug 28, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

You really need to calm down. It’s almost hilarious how the anonymity of the internet gives so many such confidence and carelessness

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’m actually this way in real life. If you lie and say stupid shit to my face, I tell you.

by marcello on Aug 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra Credit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U__9S2F-yp8

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he hasn’t gone 2-5 every night(!). Big deal.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez man what does it take to please you?

Just by being not-Molina isn’t enough for you?

by fracon on Aug 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enter Guillen, stage right.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually...

i think from his perspective it’s stage left.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about

 Enter Guillen, stage right on a forklift.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

… and into the cove, plz thx.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Always hate the star. Manta of the fan who has no clue.

by marcello on Aug 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

calm down, my friend

I watch every Giants game and have gotten the general feeling that Posey has been declining. Star or not, I could care less

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Me too, I watch every game too

And of course he’s been declining. No one can hit .360 in the long term. To assume so would be asinine.

by marcello on Aug 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He and Torres both looked pretty lost over the last 2-3 games, though. They’ve each had one good at-bat to show for it, but Buster’s loud outs stopped being quite so loud.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-3 games

HOLY SHIT. PANIC MODE!!!!

by marcello on Aug 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, seriously. What crawled up your ass and died?

I said he’s looked bad at the plate the last couple of nights. Calm the hell down.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, your inference was that I assumed something was wrong. I was saying in the GDT that he needs a day off.

I’m sure that there’s something a lot more substantive that you could be arguing about.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with a day off, mostly for long term health reasons

And I confused you with busterbuster with the implication comment, my bad.

by marcello on Aug 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That must be it. I knew a sane fellow Giants fan couldn’t be THIS much of an asshole

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

who's panicking?

I’m inclined to think that you’re panicking with all your hostility

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No need to be a dick.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Aug 28, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

When did I say I'm assuming he can maintain a .360 avg?

Quit making assumptions based in someone else’s comment

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Did you seriously think he was going to be a .360 hitter?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bingo.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

But, I did see him having a .380 OBP.

by fracon on Aug 27, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. Do whatever you want.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks buddy

I was waiting for your permission

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I am not your buddy, Troll.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The troll would be you, sir

This is too funny. I didn’t realize people here were such assholes. I didn’t think it could get worse than Engadget.com but I guess I was wrong

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone is being an asshole. Realize that if you say something incorrect then people will call you out on it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm. So I’m wrong with saying that Posey has been on a bit of a slide?

I didn’t say anything about what is likely to happen, I just said he hasn’t been as hot as he was in July. Which of course is unlikely but wouldn’t it be nice for all of us if he stayed as hot? That’s all I’m saying.

Now if I’m wrong, then I’ll gladly take the critiques

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’m not your Troll, friend…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 27, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I completely forgot about that.

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget again, pal.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I added it to FAQIII

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that up somewhere?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nvm, you’ve just been keeping inventory on MAYMAY’s I forgot.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s in his signature… or am I misaken

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s FAQ and FAQ 2, (he’s a she) she said FAQ3

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAQIII

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/26/1652256/claim-your-meme-or-faqiii

I’ve been too lazy to add it to my sig…guess I should…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It even rhymes! Claim your MAYME

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 27, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course his BA is declining

It wasn’t sustainable.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit the ball pretty hard vs Cincy, it just always seemed to be hit at Jay Bruce.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 27, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone said they saw him grimacing in his last at bat.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Because he had a premonition of this thread

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

His glove's been knocked off a couple times recently.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen even once to a catcher before. Maybe his hand is hurt.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 27, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Bork puts it

mild /stutterstutterstutter

uh…mild forearm strain

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy needs a haircut and a new black hat. I know he’s superstitious and all but I swear that’ll help…..

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

He just needs to keep working, he has shown progress in my opinion. A few problems with command and control, but if he gets LaRoche out in that 1st inning, it would have been a great start. He probably wanted to avoid getting Cain’d.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Aug 27, 2010 10:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Are you thinking faux hawk?

Since the stirrups didn’t work. . .

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Aug 28, 2010 4:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Forget the long toss, maybe he’s gotten away from the CHOCO TACOS.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Aug 28, 2010 5:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

By the way, I hate when people suggest that Timmy would do better if he made a change to his look or behavior. He won 2 CYA’s with long hair and his quirkiness is what was so endearing to fans. It reminds me of Major League 2, when Rick Vaughn tried to become classy.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Aug 28, 2010 11:39 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Around here I think it’s just random acts of sarchasm or smart-ass-i-tude…. they’re not meant as real suggestions/solutions…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII and now... FAQIII

by Merope on Aug 28, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

smart-ass-i-tude

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

True

I’ve seen very few instances here, I guess it’s usually on Extra Baggs and other sites. And I shouldn’t get annoyed by those, because people type ridiculously nonsensical things all the time there.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Aug 28, 2010 12:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Quirkiness is fun when the player’s succeeding. But in the fan’s eyes if they struggle, it’s the reason.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the Giants scored a big zero tonight, but it doesn’t help when your “ace” has you three runs down before you even get to bat. Five losses in a row? That’s like a whole season of losses for Tim.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

3 runs down really shouldn't kill the offense

If they’re down three and give up, after just coming back from a 9 run deficit, then there are other problems that aren’t related to Timmy.

by marcello on Aug 27, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bi-Polar Team

This has to be the moodiest Giants team I have ever followed. They are a true reflection of their manager. Bochy is truly an uninspiring man. His post game press conferences remind me of a guy that can’t wait to get back to the clubhouse so he can have a drink and a cigarette.

by Bringbochydown on Aug 27, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

so much this

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait until this sleep inducing moron moron is no longer coaching the giants in 4 or 5 years.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowtie is too stupid to jettison Sabean and Bochy.

Be prepared for many more years of this shit.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said 4 or 5 years trying to be optimistic

Just wait until the giants win 92 games and miss the playoffs and both of the jose guillen supporters get soscia like extensions.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

I’m slightly less sorry that I missed the meet-up now. I would not have wanted to pay to see this game.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot that was tonight.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think as far as the game goes we probably didn’t miss anything. I’ll wait to read stories/see pics to decide if I didn’t miss anything in regards to the meet up. I probably did.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meet up with us at Raley Field tomorrow night! There’ll be post game fireworks………….

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would but I have a bachelorette party to go to :(

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you’ll have fireworks of your own.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully but I’m a little worried about the male strippers. I really don’t wanna see that.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/propellers!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that’s what I’m afraid of. Also, there’s something so sad about grown men shaking it in speedos in front of a bunch of horny women. I think I’m just going to drink until I find it funny.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I still won’t want any of them getting within 2 feet of me

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m just going to drink until I find it funny.

This is probably your best course of action.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 27, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and even if it doesn’t work, hey, I’m still drunk. Win-win.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about the meet up until half way during the game. Then again, I wouldn’t have gone anyway.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 27, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Por que?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like we lost cuz everyone got a little to rowdy last night at the fundraiser thing!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

must've been a hell of a hangover

since the charity event was two nights ago!

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hair of the dog and so forth…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was probably discuss ad naseummeuemamna in the game threads, but Timmy looked terrible mechanics-wise, especially early on. His stride didn’t seem as long to my not-so-trained eye. Or maybe it was the fucking socks. Or the beer. Probably the beer. I drank too much.

by Dan from NM on Aug 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy needs his father and I need another beer

by ACgiant97 on Aug 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Father Knows Best

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

With apologies to Bill Byron, "the singing umpire":

Let me tell you something, soldier
Before you get much older.
The ballgame can’t be won
Without scoring at least one run.

The original:
Let me tell you something, son
Before you get much older.
You cannot hit the ball, my friend,
With the bat upon your shoulder.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

In the end, we all lose. Except some people.

by rain.TheMist. on Aug 27, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dyslexic hug?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

dyslexic hug = grapes

In the end, we all lose. Except some people.

by rain.TheMist. on Aug 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to lie

The main reason I’m mad that Tim pitched somewhat poorly is that it lowers the chances we’ll see those awesome socks again.

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

this

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. I also liked the stirrups the last pitcher for AZ was sporting.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you’re in the wild card race
and the Dbacks beat your ace
diarrhea…

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

And with apologies to W. C. Fields:

Everybody should have something to believe in. I believe I’ll have a bourbon and go read one or two Nero Wolfe novels.

Good night and good luck.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 27, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Only on bourbon. This game deserves at least 3 or more drinks.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 27, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had six. Still not enough.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

when’s hockey season?

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm glad bruce bochy got his wish of being able to play jose guillen everyday

LOOK AT THOSE RBI’S WE NEED THIS GUY ON OUR TEAM STARTING EVERYDAY HITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LINE UP ASAP GET IT DONE BRIAN HE’S THE KEY TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

wtb

Cody Ross, just throw one in the wood chipper.

by Norcalnappy on Aug 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm new to this site and I don't know what's going on

woops

I meant that in a vice versa kind of way.

whatever

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 27, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was

because it was meetup night. They had to torture you all in the best way possible.

by Norcalnappy on Aug 27, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ this was meet up night

FUCK YOU PATHETIC GIANTS FOR EMBARRASSING THE MCCOVEN AND MAKING THEM SPEND WAY TO MUCH MONEY ON WATERED DOWN BEER!

In other news I’m really glad cody ross got to rest tonight he looked really tired after wensdays game good call borkchian!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

And I see you're in fine form tonight.

It’s alright, I already got all my cussing out in the GDT.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I imagine you got to do plenty of that early on

Then eventually drifted into extreme boredom and frustration.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite.

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by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drink

Except I have no booze or timmy treats and I’ll just I enjoyed my evening.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

man i hate that watered down beer part…

In the end, we all lose. Except some people.

by rain.TheMist. on Aug 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beer was full strength. It didn’t help.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you at least avoid spending more than 40 dollars on booze?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, tanked up at Zeke’s.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a veteran move.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Veteran move? Sabean’s on the line, wants to know will you sign a 20zillion year deal? Bochy promises to play you every day because of your “gritty, gamerness”

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I spent like 8 bucks on booze total. I mean a McCoven bought me my first one, but still.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 28, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game Summary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iqJqNHX_g

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 27, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i feel bad for Goofus

Also I got banned tonight

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 27, 2010 10:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Story please!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

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by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA! BANNED FOR HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I SAW YOU ON THE VIDEO BOARD TONIGHT!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured that was him when I saw Heimy on the back of the jersey

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty easy to figure out at that point, huh?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 27, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOFUS WAS THE REAL FAN OF THE GAME AND WE ALL KNOW IT

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WORE THAT FAKE EYEBLACK FOR TWO WHOLE INNINGS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 28, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

In our hearts he was

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 28, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I finally got to say “eat your eggroll” to Heimy. Been waiting awhile to do that. I didn’t say damn because I had kids sitting next to me.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 28, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is true. First time I’ve heard that at the ballpark

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 28, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Update:

PHI 3, SD 2 – Middle of the 12th

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

remind me

who are rooting for?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the phillies

Even though jose guillen has a better chance of winning a gold glove in right than the giants do of winning the west.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we believe we can still take the NL west, the Phillies. If we are hoping for the wild card, the Padres.

I really don’t know what to believe anymore…. so con…flicted….

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I believe the giants will not go to the playoffs

Unless jose guillen is immediately relegated to only PH duties and bruce bochy learns common sense.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

(the saddest +1 I’ve ever given)

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The definition of oxymoron

Bruce Bochy with common sense.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 27, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Common sense to bruce bochy = pinch running posey for whiteside

“He’s got a better chance to steal a base and score from 1st on a gapper”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by pinch running posey for whiteside

I meant bork pinch running whiteside for posey.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew that's meant what you.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully botch noticed that Drew should have wound up on 2nd, not 3rd on that ball hit in Guillens direction. ended up costing us a run? so, you ask, did Guillen get that run back for us? no-ho-ho, he GIDP’d and K’d with runners on.

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am rooting for the Phillies, simply because we have a lot more control over the standings of the West than over the Wild Card. If we can’t beat the Padres, we won’t win either.

So, fuck the Padres.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck them indeed

fuck them very much

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 27, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go fuck yourself, San Diego

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course the padres get a 2 out 2 strike balk to score the tying run in the 9th

I’m not sure how much more luck the padres can have.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Phillies win.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!…?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We really needed to win tonight.

Its not easy being a giants fan

by jasonx on Aug 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched a great game it had nothing to do with our hitters you gotta tip your cap to him!!!

/borked

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

despite the best efforts of the Phillies

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh what?
The Dodgers placed starting pitcher Ted Lilly on waivers Friday, according to Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports.

Los Angeles acquired Lilly from the Cubs on July 31.

Lilly is 5-0 with a 1.83 ERA and 28 strikeouts in five starts for the Dodgers.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It is odd but . . .

It doesn’t mean they’re actually trying to get rid of him. They’re probably playing with the market, see who’s interested, etc.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

and since the Dodgers are probably not contending this season, they may as well try to milk the market

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like the Giants to claim him

someone (JCTGamer, I think) wanted to get him at the deadline…I think right now would be good to try and work out a deal for him

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 28, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well this bodes well
AmyGGiants
  
#sfgiants Posey left AT&T Park with a sleeve on his left forearm

by GiantPain on Aug 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool

Here comes the slew of articles saying the giants are idiots for trading molina and it’s the reason the giants aren’t leading the division.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God

how wrong those articles would be…

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can hear hank schulman typing away from here.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Posey on his forearm injury: “I don’t think it’s serious.”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

well if Schulman…yada yada yada

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, all the rookie of the year talk clearly indicates a pervasive anti Buster bias.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A sleeve?

What like a sleeve like Allen Iversen used to wear? Or a S-L-I-N-G? Oh Amy G…you’re so silly I could shoot myself in the face.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Aug 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is she still employed?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the world’s unsolved mysteries…

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 27, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The better question is

Why has jaymee sire not replaced her and amy G been banished to do A’s games?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Jaymee Sire has a better job than Amy G does.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 27, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

married to someone who works for Comcast, I believe. or so i heard

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Her husband is Paul Gutierrez, a sportswriter for the Sacramento Bee.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's my last name

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Ugh

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck u

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

no worries

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

talkin shit on my last name?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

My comment wasn't even in response to you

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

doesnt even matter, you said "ugh" about GUTIERREZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I said "Ugh"

because Amy G will never go away.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paul Gutierrez (who i dont know)

because my name is Gutierez, ONE “R”. Amy G is awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever dude

She’s bad at her job and Jaymee Sire is better.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

like you could do better

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not the point.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the point then, cuz i didnt see one

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

My point

Is that Amy G is bad at what she does and I would like to see somebody else doing it.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

whom? because i dont see how she’s bad at what she does… what would you like to see her do instead? how do you think she can improve, please inspire me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t feel like analyzing Amy G’s professional work. I just have the opinion that she’s not very good, it’s not a huge deal obviously, but the point still stands.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's cool

i mean… talking about some chick that has a pointless job is pointless…. i dont mind her at all to be honest, and alot of people here blow it up because it’s yet another thing people can bitch about

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well to be fair

You’re the one that kind of blew it up when all I said was “Ugh.”

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!?!? "UGH"

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I don’t see how that’s bitching about it. You act like I made a FanPost asking for people to petition for her job.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHE'S GOT A JOB

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I don’t really like sideline reporters in general, but I don’t think Amy G’s terrible. I can tolerate her.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

as long as sideline reporters are good-looking, i dont mind seeing them. erin andrews is a prime example.

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I vehemently dislike Erin Andrews.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

i didnt dislike her

when i saw her naked…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never saw that

But god what a creeper (not you, the guy who filmed it).

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

i never said i liked them, i said i didnt mind seeing them. and the guy who taped erin, probably got paid a ton by someone. hard to believe it was an obsessed fan.

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paid by an obsessed fan?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think the guy was paid by some scandal or porn site to tape her hotel room, but then again i dont know much about what happened or if they caught the guy

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

ummm....

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know too much about it. did they catch the guy?

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say it’s pretty creepy to have looked at those photos with knowledge of how they were obtained.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 28, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

i havent seen the pics, dont know anything about it really, other than the basics after it happened.

but yeah, creeper. big time.

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is an odd reaction but since it’s a strain, it most likely is a sleeve, similar to Iverson’s. A sling would only make sense if he had a break or dislocated his shoulder

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of those neoprene wonder garments …

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by Merope on Aug 27, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forearm strain? I didn’t know…that makes my reaction seem really odd actually.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Aug 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was up on twitter, that’s how I knew

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really shouldn’t schedule his tattoo appointments for game days.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 28, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m quite upset I paid money to go to that game.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 27, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That's how I felt

when I went to the one-hit loss game against the Padres in San Diego. AND it rained that night.

How much worser can a night get?

by busterbuster on Aug 27, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLAH

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 27, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. 10 dollar colleges seats. but still gas, food parking adds up

by JonDowd on Aug 28, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m quite upset that I looked forward to that game after a Giants day off and I could have been doing something else instead that didn’t want to make me kill myself.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Aug 28, 2010 5:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a shitty game to go to. The only one I will go to all year

Lincecum kind of sucks balls right now. The offense forgot they were playing baseball. I lost a 20 dollar bill. Fuck

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

timmy didn’t pitch poorly. one big mistake, that was about it. the 4th run never should have scored IF we had a decent RF. The thing is, Guillen is playing HURT. are you fucking kidding me? what stupidity

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 walks in one inning don't help

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, it doesn’t, you’re right. the dbacks tipping his pitches didnt help either, but really, he didn’t get like 6 straight XBH off him like before. He is making less mistakes, yes, but still paying for them in the same manner, is what i was trying to say

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

True

But based on last start, I’d say he didn’t improve.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno, hard to say. only 5 hits in 6 IP (making less mistakes out over plate), but 4 walks (about same). and the big fly (continually). all i know for sure, is if he can’t get his act together we’re not going to be here in Oct

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, he lasted six innings this time. That’s an improvement.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 28, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

He just didn’t look very good. In the St. Louis start he had good velocity, stuff and control for a few innings.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know i was just responding to a comment above, but honestly, im starting to get tired of talking about whats wrong with him, or what he should be doing. until he goes 7 IP, 1 ER, its pointless to dribble over what “improvement” means in his case- he’s been a massive disappointment most of this year, and worse, this is when we needed him most.

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basically

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a fucking snoozer of a game

Timmy is still being (not)Timmy, Buster gets hurt, and Guillen is Guillen. I feel bad for everyone that went.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose guillen?

Look at that dedication, dude knows how to hit just like bork likes it!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sitting in the right-center bleachers tonight. Guillen seems even slower in person.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 27, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only does he turn his triples into doubles, but he turns opposing doubles into triples!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 27, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am shocked he has yet to produce a inside the parker

Bork must have him playing no inside the parker defense.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. SO FREAKING SLOW.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I annoyed groug by repeatedly saying, it looked like he was running in visible sand out there on the triple.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 27, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I annoyed Johnny Disaster by repeatedly responding, I wouldn’t know because I was buying food at the time.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 27, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really did move slow.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 28, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was amazed when I saw him in Philly.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 28, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think I could do the Strong Man Competition Tire flip faster than he runs.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 28, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

So he was actually moving backwards in time? Cuz I’m not sure how else he could seem any slower….

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by Merope on Aug 27, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this thread went to shit in record time.

Tomorrow is another day, folks. Polish your nipple clips and prepare for a fresh round.

Buenas noches.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 27, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Me, bed.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 27, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, I can tell exactly how tired you are.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 27, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

with whom else

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G!

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Aug 28, 2010 11:47 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

OT: I called my friend a gamer on twitter

And she asked me what a gamer was.

Anyone want to offer up a definition? My brain is fried and I’m having trouble capturing the essence of gamer in 140 characters or less

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

A gamer

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that won’t help at all. She’s pretty low on the baseball knowledge. She has no idea who either person in that photo is.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘one who is highly competitive, steadfast and reliable, etc., esp. in difficult situations’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over the age of 30

Doesn’t get cheated on any pitch within 30 feet of the plate.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. I wish I’d seen this before I hit “tweet”

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Aug 27, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORTH EVERY PENNY!

Player over the age of 30 who refuses to give up and always plays and swings as hard as possible and isn’t afraid to challenge that slider in the dirt.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL —-isn’t afraid to challenge that slider in the dirt.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 28, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

This whole sequence made me LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

LIES

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 28, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liar

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DO YOU KNOW

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE I REC'D THEM ALL

AND IT STILL SAYS 1

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

REFRESH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATER

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOTHANS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 28, 2010 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Extremely bad news for all giants fans

Jose guillen had 2 hits today which means there is no doubt in bruce bochys mind he will continue to play everyday in right until his calf needs surgery.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Since when has needing surgery stopped the Giants from playing a veteran?

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 27, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has not and will not

Hence the “Will play everyday in right and hit in the middle of the line up until he needs surgery”. Guillen will continue to play everyday while bruce bochy lets everyone know he’s a fucking retard and a veteran biased clueless idiot that stares at baseball cards and touches himself.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 27, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time Guillen sits will be Monday so the Cody Ross could face Jorge De La Rosa.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 28, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing cody ross is only good against lefties and offers no tools that guillen doesn’t ridiculously exceed look at that arm!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 28, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa is trying to come back. lol.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 28, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Less lol, more OMGWTFNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 28, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

anyone know any criminals up for a Nancy kerrigan-ish knee bashing? we’d have a everyday RF on crutches!!

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What would be the point?

With his quad as it is, a knee bashing would make little or no difference.

It is, one must suppose, possible that Guillen will eventually recover and be of at least average speed, but is seems wildly unlikely that that will happen with what’s left of this season, and surely the Giants must have known that going in.

Burrell, Torres, Ross, Schierholtz, and maybe Rowand solely on the bench for 15-inning games; that’s all that’s wanted or needed right now.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 28, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Brian Sabean,
Why would you trade for an aging, slow, injured DH to bring him over to play RF in a large ballpark? It would be questionable even if he was a good hitter, but this is for an unimpressive bat.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Aug 28, 2010 11:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not fun fact

The Giants are now 9-2 at home on Friday nights with their orange jerseys, losing their last two Friday night home games.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 28, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least the company was good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 28, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Goofus smells like hand lotion. It’s really distracting.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

and intoxicating

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 28, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what that smell was?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 28, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL sorry for everyone that either attended that game or watched it live!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Or even was informed of the score or even knew the game was going to be played.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least i was at the bar here in oxford with a bunch of reds and cards fans

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

sup?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

honestly? i have no idea anymore… my roommate is having issues with his girlfriend, and i tried to help out, so we’ll see… i brought up some girl then all the sudden all hell broke loose…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh my... i know right?

i tried to break this shit up, but oh no… nothing worked, so they bitched at eachother… i finally got so pissed off that i went in there and told them to shut the fuck up and chill the fuck out… they listened as wel… same shit happened at the bar, my big got into it with some chick with blue hair… fucked up

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Just … wow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

should i cry now? or later?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chick with blue hair?

That sounds not fun.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m offended.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Liar

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I could find a picture of me with blue hair, I’d post it. But that was back in the day before digital cameras were popular.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

On second thought, nah. I wouldn’t have posted it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had green hair once. For like a day.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

One time in elementary school I had my hair colored red, blue, and green

Then I played basketball and I sweated that stuff out and my friends said that I looked like I was in one of those gatorade commercials

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 28, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know

sweating Gatorade was always a dream of mine.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not the same

I literally want to sweat Gatorade.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that happens

you should probably see a doctor

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 28, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take my chances.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had hair once.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 28, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

get blue hair

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Had it. It was cool for a while, then I got tired of it. I’m thinking of dying it purple now, though.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chop? stop turning me on please

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

…I don’t know how to respond to that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I am Barry Zito.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure which comment I found more comical.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m shocked you’re not jealous.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get healous

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol jealous

lol drunk

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is not a word.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to Urban Dictionary:

hella jealous

Can mean anything except Jealous (except wen sum1 thinks it mistakes it for jealous-which means they have a guilty conscience)

the feeling of not wanting anything to do with soynuts

Last one is my fave.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

“The feeling of not wanting anything to do with soynuts.”

Does that mean I’m healous?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends

are you hella jealous?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

What would I be jealous of, though?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

My hair

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keep telling yourself that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hater

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Headin’ to the left now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh my...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

chop? just dont

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Purple is the prettiest color, and the Rockies are the only team in baseball with purple.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I haven’t dyed it purple yet. Just the word purple reminds me of the Rockies.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can only have purple hair during the offseason.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 28, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should dye it orange.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Die it black

that’s hawt, very unique too.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

My hair’s already a dark shade of brown that looks like it’s black from afar.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's normal

I have like…that too…but I wouldn’t know what it looks like from afar.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can only tell from pictures people take of me.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

NICE

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very unique?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 28, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

/chasm?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not everyone can pull off orange hair. Purple is easier, don’t ask me why. But if you can…go for it.

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by timmeh on Aug 28, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Orange can be a ridiculous shade for some people.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I can manage to find a way so I won’t look like a clown, I will.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clowns are nice

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're frightening.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood this fright of clowns thing

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever seen a creepy clown?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clowns are nice

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by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go find a creepy one.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like finding a smart Bork decision.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, just google it.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was fun

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

so is... well.. nevermind

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Dinger

Which reminds me of murder.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blue hair?

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by SFGuy on Aug 28, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

If I could pull that off, I’d do it.

OK that’s a lie.

But if I had the balls to do it, I would.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again

balls, don’t have, etc.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to make an inappropriate joke there, but I’ll refrain.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

DYE YOUR BALLS BLUE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 28, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

No need

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Easter eggs!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 28, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 28, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sez you

The girl with blue hair who worked at Amoeba still haunts my dreams.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 28, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

All nine of them.

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by bgunn on Aug 28, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM LINCECUM:

2 time CY Young winner

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:44 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: PIKA HAS PROBS, big fuckin surprise

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Dude, you know you can DM me whenever you need to.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

k :)

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Busy night…. GIANTS LOST, GET OVER IT

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I wasn’t really paying attention to the game so much, hence why I’m not raging or anything.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm under it

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

k, that's your problem

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sup, fuckers

Bore the shit out of me so I can go to sleep.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 28, 2010 1:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Think about the game more.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 28, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Try counting all those zeros on the scorecard. It’s kind of like counting sheep.

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by timmeh on Aug 28, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

good, FUCK OFF

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you think you are?

bondslegend?

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by SFGuy on Aug 28, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure, fuck em

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

Fuck. Shit. Prickdicksumbitch.

Sorry… I had to get that out there. Apologies to all the Purple Row lurkers.

by zuma420 on Aug 28, 2010 1:12 AM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's talking about fucking shit

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's disgusting.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, don’t shoot the messenger

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless he is a clown. Then fire away.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 28, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Discrimination

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a thing against clowns.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've noticed

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

A Clown Is Your Friend.

A clown is my friend. A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement. A clown is not a big spider.

You shouldn’t be frightened of me, Mr. Man. I’m just a clown. Freungoldenlevenscheuld!

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by owlcroft on Aug 28, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

See?

Clowns aren’t creepy at all.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

take it outside

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

And light a fucking match

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 28, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure… whatever you say Lars… take it to twitter

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take this to twitter, dipshit

/grabs crotch

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 28, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

/takes to twitter

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awkward.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m taking my talents to south beach.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm taking my talents to...

MIAMI OHIO

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are many beaches that are south.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm in Urban Dictionary mode right now, and I thought this was interesting

Taking my talents to South Beach:

Masturbation. Explanation: When you realized you’re not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren’t the best basketball player of all time, and you don’t like cold cities, you “take your talents to South Beach”. Ex. Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club? Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I’ll be taking my talents to South Beach.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

…okay, then.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: This is my 20,000th comment.

I need a life.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:18 AM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!!!! CONGRATS!!!

i dont know my 20,000th comment but ok

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's not that funny

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

nerds

WHY IS SCOTT

by geef on Aug 28, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're on a forum for GIANTS BASEBALL...

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

WHY IS SCOTT

by geef on Aug 28, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down, Pee Wee.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird...

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

then I take back the lol

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, can't do it

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

curses.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is my 1709th comment…i have alot to go

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by O R They? on Aug 28, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm glad i missed this game and drank a ship load of whiskey

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2010 1:43 AM PDT reply actions  

cool

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, maybe some gin too

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure....

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok ok, my friend gave me an F’n scooby snack as well, which was horrible

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is a scooby snack...

what are you? a dog?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

its some horrible shot that girls drink. they love it. and no, i’m not a dog

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF there’s a shot called a scooby snack?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

chop? you should go to the bars

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tried to last Wednesday. Couldn’t get in.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

you’re not 21?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok i feel creepy now. good night

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well it’s not like she said she’s 12.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Chris Hansen isn’t needed.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf chop... dont gimmie this BS

even if you’re not 21 you should still be able to get in…

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I wanted to go to that Logan’s Freedom Ride thing, but that didn’t happen.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

what’s your excuse, hmm?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a 9:30 class the next morning?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

umm... not sure if that's legit

i had a 9:30 class, first week, still went out… ITS SYLLABI WEEK, CHOP

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to show up or else I might lose my spot in the class.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck MILLS college

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason they have a rep as being one of the most quietest schools in the country.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

why on earth would you go to the quietest school in the country… go to Miami Ohio, they got the second best profs in the country! http://rankings.usnews.com/best-colleges/national-ut-rank

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

They gave me a scholarship?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

miami ohio might have?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I didn’t really want to leave California. It was either Mills, Pacific, or University of San Diego.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miami, or nothin

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nothin, then.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

At 18, you’re able to enlist in the military and get shot at for the country, but you can’t even buy a beer! That’s bullshit!

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Aug 28, 2010 12:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You can buy beer

Just not legally.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, it’s horrible, but grils love it. something like coconut and shit….i dotn know

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was a Fun Lovin Criminals reference—perhaps a 1st on McC.

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by bgunn on Aug 28, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scooby Snack = Fucking Disgusting

Scooby Snack Recipe
 
1/2 oz Midori
1/2 oz Coconut rum
1/2 oz Creme de bananes
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
1 1/2 oz Whipping cream

by Aquaria on Aug 28, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whip cream?

Or whipping cream?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lotta anger on the board tonight.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 28, 2010 2:04 AM PDT reply actions  

YEA, FUCK IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup

It’s starting to feel like those miners trapped in Chile

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, i still can’t believe a 2 time CY Young winner lost to the DBACKS

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 2:05 AM PDT reply actions  

STOP YET BITCHING

ENJOY THE GAME

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are a million Timmy theories in the Naked City

Why do the Merc writers like making up names for San Francisco?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 28, 2010 2:09 AM PDT reply actions  

But is says NY there

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 28, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was more of a reference to the famous tagline than a nod to an established nickname.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think every sitcom has used that line at one point in time.

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus John Zorn’s in town.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 28, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo

All downhill after Zeke’s.

On the plus side, Mrs. oldjacket has enjoyed meeting the McCoven, embarassing memory card SNAFU aside.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 28, 2010 7:17 AM PDT reply actions  

My dad just sent me a text saying that Lincecum’s numbers are a lot worse when being caught by Posey than by Molina.

asjknsdf;aslkdfjsdfsdaf;askldfas;dlfkjsd

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 28, 2010 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

correllation doesnt equal causation

by ir1shgiant on Aug 28, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He drives me nuts sometimes when it comes to this stuff.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 28, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Dad, my phone worked a lot better before you started texting me stupid shit.”

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Aug 28, 2010 12:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's good

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

I think I made the right decisions last night:

1) Go to the McCoven meet up at Zeke’s
2) Get groug to buy me a beer
3) Go home before the game starts
4) Don’t watch the game

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 28, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

you choose the right adventure!

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 28, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Or else I’ll have to hire one of them lady lawyers here.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what they say about them lady lawyers, eh?

Their favorite pie is .

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 28, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck. joke ruined

(insert pie flavor)

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 28, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fuck joke? I was expecting a lawyer joke.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 28, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can of Corn?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 28, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just one of many here.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 28, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger and Timmy

So Woods starts today’s round four shots behind the lead and has a triple bogey on hole #1. Pars out the rest of the way through eight holes.

Remind you of anything that happened last night?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Does this mean Timmy has a sex addiction?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or is he having problems with a hawt, blonde, Swedish girlfriend.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

more with a trashy porn star with fake boobs, a bun in the oven, and a media whore of a lawyer on retainer.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys

I’ve suddenly got an extra ticket for tonight’s game. Shoot me an email (it’s down below under “Minions”) if you’re interested.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 28, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

dude bailed on me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 28, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was already checking to see if you two were registered at Crate & Barrel, and then this? I’m stunned.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

and apparently...

Oldjacket has tickets for tonights Rivercats/Grizzlies meet up.

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be at the game! I have a pretty good record (save for the two L’s against the Padres last series….shhh, but i attribute that to the SD luck). If we lose tonight I wont go to another game this season

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too!

I just found out. I’m SO excited!! I don’t think I’ve ever been to a Zito game in the past 2 years that they’ve lost. I’m good luck for him :)

Now I just need to think of a cute sign…

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Aug 28, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know of a perfect sign that is both cute and is guaranteed to get you on camera.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 28, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

what is it?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Aug 28, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I was going to say something about FP but it doesn’t seem that cute or funny anymore. Enjoy the game!

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 28, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think anything about FP could be cute

But I could think of some funny things.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking there’d be some meetup photos somewhere, possibly in this thread.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 28, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

which one are you?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Aug 28, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

One with the big ears

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am glad I was moving instead of watching this game.

WHY IS SCOTT

by geef on Aug 28, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres cf
F. Sanchez 2b
Huff 1b
Burrell lf
Guillen rf
Sandoval 3b
Uribe ss
Whiteside c
Zito p

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GRANT LOL CODY

Glad to see Posey get a day off.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 28, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or are you?
Even more disturbing, Buster Posey went 0-for-3, never got the ball out of the infield and struck out in the fifth with two on and two out. Then he was lifted for a pinch-hitter, little Mike Fontenot, in the eighth. That mystery wasn’t solved until after the game, when Bochy revealed Posey suffered a left forearm strain taking a swing in his third-inning at-bat. Neither the manager nor Posey himself made a very big deal of it afterward, but maybe I’m just used to the A’s. Forearm strains are an automatic DL alarm bell with those guys, and you hope there’s not a coverup afoot. It’s his left arm, so maybe it is just a trifle twinge. But we’ll surely know more when Posey shows up at the ballpark tonight for the second game of the series. If he’s not in the lineup, fret.

Baggs

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 28, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 28, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/frets

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, ugh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 28, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

Guillen’s playing again? And no Posey??

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

Buster Posey ~ "He’s like a hot, Georgia-bred Stonehenge." TheLetter2

by GiantsBabe on Aug 28, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty crappy

Cody Ross is probably wondering what the fuck is going on right now.

Welcome to the Giants, Cody. Where saving face is more important than winning ballgames.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 28, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen needs to stop playing. Immediately. At best, he’s a DH in the AL. At worst, he’s fucking up in right field. Zito is a fly ball pitcher. It’s windy as hell today. This isn’t going to end well.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 28, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, like, Cody Ross is clearly as good or better of a hitter as him. And he plays better defense. Why is he not the starting RF??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 28, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boggles the mind.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 28, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shoots little deer… (just another hunting ballplayer).

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 28, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy needs to teach him a new hobby

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 28, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

This is almost as bad as DH’ing Shinjo while putting Lofton in CF.

/during that cancelled WS

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 letters in his first name,
4 letters in his last name,
’nough said.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 28, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's fucking terrible for a DH anyway

He really has no value to a team in contention whatsoever, because it’s worthless to have a guy who can’t run or field and isn’t a good hitter (comfortably above average) take up a roster spot. Unless people think that the past 40 PA’s mean more than the past 3 years.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 28, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it has been a week . . .

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 28, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE HIT THE LOTTO!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 28, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BUSTE..... well, nevermind

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 28, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just might watch The Five People You Meet In Heaven instead of this.

Glad Posey gets a day off though, just hope his forearm is ok.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 28, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/being rant

why the fuck is Ross not in the game tonight? did bochy NOT see guillen hit into the toughest-to-turn double play and still be out by 20+ft yesterday? did bochy NOT see how labored he looked after running bengie-slow-mo after a gapper that should only have been a double and ended up costing us a run? did Bochy NOT see that fly ball that Torres or Nate make every time that Guillen wasn’t close to catching? does bochy NOT know that Ross has a better average vs RHP than Guillen? does bochy NOT know that Ross has much better numbers with the Giants than Guillen? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! THEY ARE THROWING IT AWAY!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Where were you last night, we could have used this Guillen passion.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 28, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for the Giants to lose on a play that Guillen ruins. That oughta keep him out of the lineup.

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, you are wrong.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 28, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

taking a loss to prevent further losses is acceptable. Serves the purpose of the greater good.

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gets a hit during his last AB, Bochy sleeps, has dreams of hits in his head, wakes up, write Guillen RF on lineup card. Simple.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 28, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

have any sportswriters asked Bork why Guillen, while obviously hurt, plays over Ross, who is his offensive equivalent while defense upgrade?

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you work twitter? or will someone tweet to amy this question?

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was joking. Let’s just see if Zito can hold the runs down before Guillen gets chopped to pieces.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 28, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s amy gs twitter name, anyone know? im gonna open an account and tweet this to her

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

AmyGGiants?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

im working on it. i have no idea how to use twitter. Im gonna ask her to ask Bochy “why is an injured player (Guillen) in the vast RF of AT&T while better options are available?”

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know how to work this, i cant seem to send her the message

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, nevermind, she got it. said “will ask in postgame”

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not joking. this is rediculous. it does wonders for zitos confidence on the mound to know that his manager put the BEST DEFENSE POSSIBLE behind him- especially as a pitch-to-contact pitcher

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And where . . .

. . . in the Bay Area would one find “sportswriters”?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Guillen's got a lot of hits with the Giants!

Don’t mind the BABIP around .800 or something.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the fact that they’re all singles.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 28, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucky singles, at that. I’m so fucking angry right now.

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

but anyone else and they’re doubles and triples!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i almost cried when he was thrown out at 3rd by 20ft when he hit the ball to triples alley. so, so pathetic. so, so slow

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm convinced we root for PHI

‘cause if we can’t beat SD, we’re screwed in the Wild Card anyway. Best bet is to close the gap w/ SD.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol “the fathers of the Phillies”

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/convinced

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

AILC deficit reduced to 6!

let’s keep it that way

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBC11 game tonight

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

hankschulman
  
Brian Wilson was just helped off the field after being clocked in the throat by a baseball in batting practice. He was playing catch….

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

  
….. Bochy was not sure if the ballhe was trying to catch hit him, or if it came from another direction. Bochy said he thinks Wilson’s OK.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 28, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was off the bat of a Joe D bobblehead.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Head trainer Dave Groeschner said Wilson is OK aside from soreness and should be available to pitch. Was playing catch with Casilla and …

hankschulman …. And missed a throw.

It would be Casilla, too.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 28, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man….what else can go wrong?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 28, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t ask.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rain

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounded much scarier until I read the following posts

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

first off I watched Phineas and Ferb, it was pretty cool

second off I got pranked hard today, my car was completely surran-wraped and the windshield, side mirrors, and windows were covered in one inch pieces of tape. pics to follow. but it was a mess

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 28, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

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