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Off day, off topic: Movies

Sat at the computer for ten minutes, but my muse was stranded on third when Torres grounded out.

Until then, movies. Pick your favorite from each genre:

  1. Science Fiction/Fantasy:
  2. Western:
  3. War:
  4. Sports:
  5. Documentary:

To which I'd answer: Primer, High Noon, Saving Private Ryan, Hoop Dreams, and Hoop Dreams. Please note that:

  1. I will delete any comment making fun of the Private Ryan choice. It hurts my film nerd cred to list it, but I can't really put Paths of Glory up there just to be cool.
  2. I probably enjoyed both The Two Towers and Empire Strikes Back more than Primer, but it would have hurt my film nerd cred to list those, so I put Primer up there just to be cool.
  3. It's pretty lame to list Hoop Dreams twice. So, uh, put Raging Bull on there for sports, even though that's probably cheating.

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Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

/thread over

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Terminator 2
2. The Wild Bunch
3. Full Metal Jacket
4. Slap Shot
5. Beyond the Mat

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it the general consensus that Terminator 2 was better than Terminator? I couldn’t stand Sarah Connor in Terminator 2, and I thought John Connor was annoying and whiny, though the two Terminators were pretty cool. Overall though, I really liked Terminator 1 better (though it might depend on which you saw first)

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always thought that they got worse as they went. Although I think the newest one is better than #3.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the one where the kid wore the PE shirt.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always like T2 more because of the special affects. Cutting edge at the time.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

from anything other than an effect standpoint

1st one was the best. Best writing. Best Plot.

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wild bunch totally overrated

Great beginning, great ending,but crap in the middle!!

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

With some pretty offensive Mexican stereotypes, and I’m not Mexican.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

best Mexican stereotypes

Touch of Evil

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Machete!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

True enough, del,

which includes Heston and his pencil thin.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and one of the greatest tracking shots in history!

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

orson welle’s tracking shots ftw!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weren’t you pimping another tracking shot earlier?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

delorean’s a tracking-shot slut

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't the one in "The Magnificent Ambersons" . . .

. . . supposed to be something special?

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by owlcroft on Aug 26, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

T2

The second one grates just because Ah-nold used his star power to come back as a hero.

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by achiappanza on Aug 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the 3rd one as sort of campaign material for Arnold’s first gubernatorial bid (you know, the one where he was running against Gary Coleman). Sadly, his efforts against the Skynets were not enough to trump his total lack of political experience in my eyes, so he didn’t get my vote.

by Murray, Present on Aug 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Back to the Future Trilogy
2. Blazing Saddles
3. Saving Private Ryan / Braveheart
4. Field of Dreams
5. Fahrenheit 9/11

by iHateBochy on Aug 27, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Westworld
2. Westworld
3. The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming!
4. Bull Durham
5. The Princess Bride

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

westworld is excellent. recently saw it on the big screen.

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yul Brynner, baby!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the way.

haven’t seen futureworld, yet

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

my old godfather!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah

Westworld rules.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

points for Jonathan Winters!

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by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's the Comedy category?

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant don’t take no comedy seriously, unlike Primer.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Lord of the Rings Trilogy (three for the price of one; I cheated.)
2. The Original 3:10 to Yuma, though the new one is pretty cool too.
3. Saving Private Ryan
4. Rudy
5. It Might Get Loud

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

just watched new 3:10 to Yuma for the 2nd time… really good movie.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's really good.

I think the acting in that movie is incredible. Crowe and Bale together was the best.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I’ll have to check out the original.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exploding horse!

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a little disappointing with It Might Get Loud. I felt the Edge should not have been in the movie. I also would have loved to seem them play some more and swap more stories.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a U2 fan

so the Edge being in it didn’t bug me too much. He’s not the greatest, but a fine choice.

You are right about the playing and stories thing though. Those were the best parts of the movie.

I’m a huge Jack White fan (listening to the Dead Weather right now, actually), so that biased me.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love Jack White and Jimmy Page (but hate U2….sorry) The Edge even said it himself, he wasn’t sure why he was there. Also, he showed the extent to this abilities, continuously changing the same 2 chords but using an effect pedal… I’m sorry i know it’s my opinion but I’m sure JW and JP and the doc/audience could have benefited from someone in their style of guitar

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the thing about that was that the Edge was the worst guitarist of the three, but he was the most engaging character. Jimmy Page is off his rocker, and Jack White is kind of interesting but also pretty creepy.

The scene where Jack White plays Led Zeppelin waaaay better than Jimmy Page is probably the best part of the movie.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm indulged in JW's creepiness. and JP gets a pass because he is a GOD!

lol

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s WalrusMan?

by FreshStart on Aug 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying that The Edge is not a good guitarist because he is after creating a sonic landscape is like saying the beginning of Voodoo Child is not amazing because Jimi uses a wha-wha pedal.

You don’t have to like U2 to respect what The Edge has done.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I might say he’s not a particularly good guitarist, but I distinguish that from whether he’s a good musician. I think he is interesting and innovative as a rock musician.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wins the Mark Knopfler Award.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d have to be in pretty dire straits to accept that prize.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Knopler considered to be a first-rate guitarist?

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s technically very proficient, but his style is not nearly as flashy as many of his contemporaries.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his Sultans of Swing solo is worthy of a top-25 of all time ranking.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but he himself has said he can’t really compete with the million notes/second, technically proficient soloists and is instead interested in just making good music.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other words, he’s the anti-Ingwe.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’d be very happy playing in Mumford & Sons, yeah.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw them on the TV at the gym this morning… didn’t hear a thing because I had my iPod on. It was VH-1 and I saw a dobro and was like WTF?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dobro/banjo, guitar, stand-up bass, accordian/organ, 4 guys singing folk harmonies. They are the shit. I’m seeing them when they hit the Warfield in October.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 26, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most fretboard hammering results in useless noise anyway, so I can definitely agree.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see we have some fellow gee-tar players here

“Dude, let’s put the band back together.”

I think we need a top five guitarist list (maybe keep it to pop/rock?). I’ll go from the top of my head but reserve the right to change.

1. Hendrix
2. Van Halen (not a huge fan but he sort of changed the world)
3. Jimmy Page
4. Jeff Beck
5. Shawn Lane (had to throw in an obscure one)

Damn that was hard. It feels inadequate…so many missing.

by Bochean on Aug 26, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny Ramone

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are my favorite kinds of players

Knopfler, Mike Campbell, Lindsay Buckingham, Jerry Garcia, Ry Cooder… none of ’em speed demons by any means.

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by achiappanza on Aug 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say he was a bad guitarist, but i will go further into it. First off, it’s not at all like comparing Voodoo Child. To even bring up Jimi in the mix with The Edge is a sin. Jimi had more sole in a single note than the Edge has in his whole catalog. (i know that’s harsh and not necessarily true but it is) Had Jimi played any of his song without a wha-wha they would still be kick ass and kicking. Let me put it this way, you can do what the Edge does on a keyboard….easily…..
Secondly i don’t like U2 and i still don’t have to respect what The Edge has done. I think U2 is overrated. I may be ignorant about the band and their impact but they didn’t do anything that wasn’t done before except exploit poppy rifts and melodies. I don’t know much about their music but I’ve heard enough of their songs to hear his guitar work and I’ve never been impressed. I’m not saying everyone has to be as good as Hendrix or Page to be a great guitarist or have an impact on the band or music, i just think you could easily replace the Edge and still get the same effect.

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

disclaimer....drunk and unedited. sorry

yes sole like the fish…and kick ass and kicking! yeah!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made perfect sense to me. And I even agree about U2.

/sober and edited . . . as always /

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy:5th Element
2. Western: Tombstone
3. War: Full Metal Jacket
4. Sports: Major League
5. Documentary: Why We Fight

These are off the top of my head so they may change once I am reminded by others’ selections.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

"Hell is coming with me!"

Great line, great movie.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an obvious choice but Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday > All

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m your huckleberry.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You’re probably seein’ double.”
“I have two guns, one for each of ya.”

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frederick Fucking Chopin.

by younghutch on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your a daisy if you do.

by toofruss on Aug 26, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My faves — cheese edition:

1. Avatar
2. Young Guns
3. Gone with the Wind
4. Remember the Titans
5. Modern Marvels: Cheese

I admit, I’ve never seen the last one.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

See the last one. It will change your life.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh, really? now i’m intrigued.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I think it won something like seven Oscars. Didn’t see how important this was? Critics cried phoenix tears after watching it.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

belated chasm awareness. LOLself.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Man, I thought you were on me from the get-go…

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish i could claim i chasm’d your chasm, but i cannot.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake it ’till to you make it, sir. I would have fallen for your trap!

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

The baseball Satanist
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by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avatar? seriously?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. nevermind.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Children of Men
2. Once Upon a Time in the West
3. Bridge on the River Kwai
4. Eight Men Out
5. Fog of War

2. is pretty much the only clear-cut choice for me.

There’s lots of war movies that I like, but very few sports movies. Eight Men Out wouldn’t be in my top 100.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I almost made Children of Men my choice.

Great premise, great storyline.

But Serenity…

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Serenity is the closest thing to a visual orgasm ever, but the cinematography in Children left me squealing like a girl.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree re Children of Men. I found only the ending disappointing.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the ending was perfect… What disappointed you?

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

theo dying and dylan reference a little heavy handed. maybe it’s bc i’m a huge clive owen fan (dang he was good in closer).

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a big fan of him too.

I have been calling for him to play James Bond for a while now. I think he would do a good job.

Him dying was the way to do it. All symbolical and shit. He has to give up his life for a new life. I thought it was powerful.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur prob right. but i was all: “enuf dead people!”

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotcha

A lot of people died in that movie, now that I think about it.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the concept in Serenity but not the execution. Some great moments, and a great villain, though.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it is hard just to pick one. Also, Eight Men Out is awesome.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah! Children of Men is wayyyy underrated. One of the better films to come out this decade

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cúaron is fantastic

I was very bumbed they only let him direct one Potter film. He made the only one that is actually good on it’s own.

"A new day will dawn for those who stand long." - Led Zeppelin

by The Wisdom Cow on Aug 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

he made a dull children’s book into something with depth. also, y tu mama tambien is ridiculously great.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

But that road trip wasn’t realistic enough for me…

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Children of Men was STUPID!

Overplayed memes:
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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 27, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is an outstanding list.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 27, 2010 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Serenity
2. Serenity
3. Serenity
4. Serenity
5. Serenity

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Serenity could actually qualify for the first three.

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that, actually, and just decided to go full steam ahead.

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also really liked V for Vendetta

Anyone else?

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ghastly

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 26, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm a big fan.

I just felt the movie slowly lost life along the way. Don’t get me wrong, I liked it a lot. It’s just not the best Sci-Fi.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

always a good choice

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

certainly had relevance during our nations last facist spasm. might be relevant again after november elections…

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a Firefly reference?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could have posted a baseball article and it would have ended up on this topic anyway.

- 2001
- The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
- Dirty Dozen
- 8 Men Out
- The Decline of Western Civilization

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve read just about everything Clarke has ever written.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m currently wandering through rendezvous with rama

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

blew the dog’s mind.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy wrote pure gold in prose form.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could have posted a baseball article and it would have ended up on this topic anyway

We should have all posted what we had for lunch in this thread.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched 2001 and had no idea what the hell was going on, or why anyone not on drugs would think this was a film classic.

So I looked online to find out just what the hell I was supposed to be watching, and saw this whole thing about how man became master of his planet, then he went into space and became like a child (had to learn how to use the potty, ate baby food, etc), couldn’t control his toys, evolved or something…

The description made a degree of sense, but I still hated the movie.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That helps some, Lars,

but not that much. The movie would have to carry its own take on the ending. I do love the movie, but I think the ending is self-indulgent by the director.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the ending is self-indulgent by the director.

Well, Stanley Kubrick was known to be a tad self-indulgent.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ending made no sense. Dave gets to Jupiter, is looking at it, then suddenly we’re looking at a space baby? What the deuce happened there? (I might not remember that bit exactly)

I imagine reading the book would have helped, which is really funny… How often do we say that reading the book first will only ruin a movie for you?

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by JRPhillips on Aug 26, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what the hell was with watching that ship land on the moon for the duration of Blue Danube??? Seriously!

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by JRPhillips on Aug 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps. But . . .

. . . it’s not really terrible or anything. For all the critical foofaraw, I think the gravamen of the movie is plain and simple: modern man is become so dehumanized that his machines are more human than he is, and some sort of spiritual re-birth is urgently needed. Most of the movie is “boring” precisely because its thrust is to show how boring and bland and almost inhuman the ship’s crew (representative of humankind generally) is—a bunch of nearly emotionless automatons. HAL, on the other hand, is a real personality. The ending, implying the need for a re-birth (the figurative rendered literally for emphasis), is indeed a bit OTT, but I’m not so sure something shorter would have proparly emphaszied the difference between the boring “as is” and the psychedelic “could be” aspects.

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by owlcroft on Aug 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent analysis.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that...

does not make it any more watchable.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I found 2001 impossibly boring.

It’s great that others were able to get what they did out of it, and I certainly don’t begrudge anyone that! But I didn’t get it, and wished I could have those 3 hours back.

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by JRPhillips on Aug 27, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It depends . . .

. . . I guess, on what you’re watching for.

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by owlcroft on Aug 27, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the good, the bad, and the ugly and the dirty dozen?
you win

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by SirPsycoSexy on Aug 26, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

Science Fiction/Fantasy: 2001. Maybe Solaris. Probably 2001. OK, definitely 2001. Primer was damn good.
Western: Pick any one of the Dollars Trilogy.
War: Apocalypse Now
Sports: Breaking Away
Documentary: Some Kind of Monster

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Favorite overall film, today-only edition: Antonioni’s The Passenger

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that last shot in The Passenger. Now I want to watch it again.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah man. that movie. it’s like a drug for me. so amazing.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me I’ve never seen Zabriskie Point. Got to get on that.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trippy soundtrack.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of Garcia

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by achiappanza on Aug 26, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t care for it like i did blowup and the passenger, but definitely worth seeing

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s like the opposite of me.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you really don't

it’s pretty terrible.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with delorean here, and I was tripping when I first saw it,

then later when I wasn’t, then again when I was in my thirties, and it was dreadful, even laughable, each time. Do not waste two hours watching Zabriskie Point. Watch a MST-3000 instead. Any.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

I missed this thread yesterday and shoulda been part of it.

I’m here to agree with the consensus on this subthread: The Passenger‘s amazing, and Zabriske Point kinda blows. And I’m an Antonioni nut too.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 27, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

high five

let’s hang out

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by delorean on Aug 27, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

if only...

I would’ve happily been at the meetups, only (sad trombone) I now live in Dallas, TX. For work reasons, obviously. I doubt many other fans of Il grido around here.

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by Duelling Brandos on Aug 27, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking Away was very important to my childhood. “Refund?!?”

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched Whip It a few nights ago (meh) and Daniel Stern played Ellen Page’s dad in the film. It’s hard for me to look at Daniel Stern without thinking of him as a lanky Cutter in 1979.

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by Kitspool on Aug 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when everyone ripped Metallica for releasing Some King of Monster. I always enjoyed it.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking Away

Great call. That movie rules!

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by goGSW24 on Aug 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Spaceballs
2. Dead Man
3. Apocalypso Now
4. Over The Top
5. Spinal Tap

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Apocolypso

The AN remake by Mel Gibson?

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dead Man

I love the soundtrack, Stupid White Man.

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by The Wisdom Cow on Aug 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger Ebert: “[…] had it not been for the unfortunate score by Neil Young, which for the film’s final 30 minutes sounds like nothing so much as a man repeatedly dropping his guitar.”

I agree with TWC on the soundtrack and JDisaster on the selection of the film. Kudos squared.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil Young craps bigger than Roger Ebert, metaphorically speaking.

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by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should def have a doc. about Spinal Tap

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

also the doc. about Apocolypse now is just as good as the movie if not better

if you haven’t seen it already. Heart of Darkness.

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about

Pork Lips Now!???

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven’t seen it! and it’s not available on Netflix…..damn

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. 12 Monkeys
2. 3:10 to Yuma (new one)
3. Braveheart (I may be stretching it here)
4. Dodgeball
5. Dear Zachery

by NateEveryday on Aug 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd for 12 Monkeys!

Great movie!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay for Terry Gilliam!

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seen the old 3:10? It’s really good.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, but I will one of these days

by NateEveryday on Aug 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it. It’s really good—for different reasons though.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The original 3:10 is available on Netflix streaming currently, if you haven’t seen it.

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love 1-4. I’ve never seen Dear Zachery.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the full title is “Dear Zachary: A letter to a son about his father.” The less you know about what really happened to this family the better the movie is, but it’s both tragic and uplifting.

by NateEveryday on Aug 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm well the title didn’t bring anything to mind so maybe I’m just the clean slate to watch it!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes that is a good one.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

my list is *yawn* obvious

1. Blade Runner
2. The Unforgiven (close 2nd was Good/Bad/Ugly)
3. Apocalypse Now
4. Hmmm… Rounders? Rollerball? Dodgeball? Major League? Blood of Heroes? Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome?I don’t really like sports movies.
5. Spinal Tap, if you will.

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Unforgiven was fucking great.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Dammit, choosing just one movie is ridiculously difficult and fraught with doubt

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Unforgiven is awesome.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was almost my choice. Great movie.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No denying Unforgiven, but like most westerns after 1960 or so, it relies on various parodies of our expectations based on previous westerns. That’s the point, to some extent.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think? I would say that the enthusiasm for the film among younger folks who haven’t seen a ton of westerns undermines your thesis.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think parody is the correct word. There is definitely “iconography”. Westerns are the most iconic of film genres, and Clint Eastwood is one of the most iconic of Western actors. It is a post-modern film, playing on the audiences perceptions of what a Western, and what a Eastwood staring Western should be. This is part of it’s appeal. Additionally it is also a fabulously made movie.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are both right.

I said that badly. Parody is the wrong word. Its power comes from its references, and those need not be known to feel that power.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh sports movie has to be

Barton Fink

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Groundhog Day (close enough, right? Okay, fine 2001,)
2. Seven Samurai (if that’s not western-y enough, Stagecoach)
3. Letters From Iwo Jima
4. Hoop Dreams
5. Man on Wire

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Seven Samurai, great choice. It’s mine too. Magnificent Seven had Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen, but Toshiro Mifune pwns both of them.

by Murray, Present on Aug 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Magnificent Seven too, but you’re right, Toshiro Mifune and Seven Samurai wins.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mifune

is such an attractive clown. How does he pull it off? I always hate him first.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man on Wire was so great

Jeez, choosing a favorite documentary is REALLY tough.

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by Kitspool on Aug 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

That was a tough one for me. Even if you look at just the last 10 years, there have been so many great documentaries.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put off seeing Letters From Iwo Jima for so long, man was it great.

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by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: The Empire Strikes Back
Western: High Noon
War: Apocalypse Now
Sports: Bull Durham
Documentary: It’s really a tie for me between Man on Wire and Riding Giants

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by Chulk on Aug 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe I didn’t even think of Star Wars.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A world defense schemd dreamt up by a really old movie actor

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, it freaked Commies the fuck out.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ commies

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t understand how implausible a giant ass space shield is.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

INORITE

I would probably change from 5th Element to any of Star Wars IV -VI. A New Hope is my favorite of those.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just assumed you were on drugs

5th Element isn’t even top 20 sci fi movies

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are probably right. I know it’s cheesy and dumb but for some reason I always watch it when it’s on. Plus I don’t really know sci fi very well. My other choices were going to be LOTR or Even Horizon.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

…Event Horizon

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the 5th Element

It’s decent. Not great or anything. But decent and watchable.

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by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it has really terrible moments and really great moments. Not much in between.

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by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

great stunt-casting

Tiny Zeus Lister as President of the World or whatever? Stellar.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus it's pretty funny IMO.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t get the respect it deserves around McC.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually watched "Dick Tracy" when I go home yesterday

I hadn’t seen it when I was kid. Holds up kind of well over the years.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What, no romantic comedies? No screwballs? No animated films? No samurai movies? No Euro art films? No silent comedies? No heist flicks? No Wallace Beery wrestling pictures? I need more genres.

Primer’s pretty great. If I watch it just one more time, I’ll figure out what happened.

Shame about Saving Private Ryan, though.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Matrix (first viewing)
2. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly [though I really want to argue Kill Bill (both combined as a single movie) should qualify as a Western].
3. The Thin Red Line
4. Caddyshack
5. Ferhenheit 911

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by The Wisdom Cow on Aug 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny

You get +1,000,000 for Caddyshack, but -1,000,000 for Thin Red Line, which was horrid.

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I fell asleep watching Thin Red Line.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A group of us watched The Thin Red Line… Even turning the volume way up, nobody could understand a word that was said.

Otherwise, the movie still sucked.

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by JRPhillips on Aug 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll even confess I am hopefull there is one day a director’s cut for The Thin Red Line because of the near 7 hours of footage left on the editing room floor.

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by The Wisdom Cow on Aug 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thin Red Line was the worst war movie I’ve ever seen.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll see your Thin Red Line and raise you Pearl Harbor.

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Damn it!

You just made me vomit everywhere.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok yea, you got me.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah but the remade effects from Tora! Tora! Tora!

were nice…

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to choose which is worse

Two horrible, horrible movies

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by SnowLeopard on Aug 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could at least qualify that by plot or whatever. Technically, it was a masterpiece of cinematography and sound editting. I get that the poetry and introspection doesn’t sit with everyone, but it is hard to deny that the movie was well made.

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by The Wisdom Cow on Aug 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it made me fall asleep

I reserve the right to challenge the assertion that any movie that made me fall asleep was unequivocally “well made”.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much this.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part of Thin Red Line (which isn’t saying much) is the new DVD packaging, which prominently features George Clooney as if he’s in it for more than a Rick Pitino sexual experience.

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by cheno on Aug 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sci Fi: Empire Strikes Back (lame I know, but like Grant I enjoyed this more than Primer, even though I enjoyed Primer a lot once I finally understood it)
Western: A Fistful of Dollars
War: The Patriot
Sports: Miracle
Documentary: King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (with This Film is Not Yet Rated a close 2nd, only being beaten by my love of videogames)

by Link on Aug 26, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Miracle was surprisingly good.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I actually really liked it, now that I reminisce.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

King of Kong was the King of Awesome – I loved every thing about that documentary.

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by redhornet78 on Aug 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Patriot was terrible

And I’m not saying it just because Mel Gibson was in it. I recently saw Apocalypto and I enjoyed it.

by Murray, Present on Aug 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has a great dane in it, otherwise, I agree.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't like the Patriot

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by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nearly Walked Out

I haven’t walked out of a movie in my entire life, but The Patriot almost drove me to it. It’s one of the worst films I’ve ever seen – brutal abuse of history that makes Braveheart seem like a textbook. I do love the scene where they come upon the empty village, whose denizens have all been recently crispy crittered together in the church by Lucius Malfoy, and they’re all confused about where everybody went. Open your nostrils dumbass!

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably because I’ve seen it so many times on TNT, it’s the first thing I could think of. Haven’t seen like Apocalypse Now or Saving Private Ryan or most good war movies, so I didn’t have too much to choose from.

by Link on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

too mainstream / cliche to get film nerd points

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, the prelude & coda alone are enough to disqualify it from being the best of anything. I literally facepalmed on the dissolve to Old Matt Damon at the end.

Beyond that, I’m offended by the way the movie starts off by demolishing the idea of war-as-entertainment, then spends the final 90 minutes rehabiliting that same idea. This isn’t really fair, I know, but it sticks in my craw.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm….I have to disagree with you on that. I actually wrote about SPR for a film class, and I gained a great deal of appreciation for it (albeit, the misdirection about the identity of the old man was typical Spielberg emotional manipulation – and totally unnecessary). The platoon is made up of your typical stock war film characters, but most of them don’t meet the expectations of the stereotypes (did you expect Upham to sit there and have a panic attack while his friend was being murdered? I didn’t). It isn’t a perfect film, but I felt that Spielberg really made the viewer identify with the waste and sacrifice of war, far more than a piece of shit like Pearl Harbor; I definitely felt no excitement during either major battle in the film, and I was disturbed by the brutal end and the implications that humanity toward your enemy in war will only get you killed.

Is it my favorite war film? Not a chance (Paths of Glory is definitely my #1), but I’m sick of the film nerd backlash towards Spielberg just because it became extremely fashionable to hate him after Dawson’s Creek made it so easy. And trust me, I still consider him to be one of the most overrated filmmakers of this generation.

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the bookends were useless, but also inconsequential. Pick your favorite album, and slap a 30-second throwaway song on either side. It’s still your favorite album.

And I’m a bit more forgiving toward Spielberg, which makes me sicker of the backlash toward SPR.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sci Fi: Star Wars
Western: Who Shot Liberty Valence
War: The Hurt Locker
Sports: Caddyshack
Documentary: The Office

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by Giant Torture on Aug 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurt Locker…seriously?

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by positiveuphemism on Aug 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the opening splodey splosion was truly brilliant

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by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the movie was very entertaining. Probably wouldn’t be my favorite but IMO it’s not a ridiculous choice.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

did a pretty good job of capturing some of the hardest to capture emotions in modern war…. but still managed to be very hollywood and completely unrealistic. Overall still a good movie though.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

even though its innacurate its an incredibly tense, well made film that really sucks you in (or most people obviously, film taste is not universal)

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why The Hurt Locker HAD to be more realistic for people.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats like saying don’t judge Any Given Sunday or The Fan for being unrealistic. When you see a three man E.O.D. team running around and doing the job of an entire infantry squad or even platoon and just generally being way more bad ass than the special forces unit in the movie it makes it pretty hard to take the film seriously.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose, but then you would have to tell a different story from the one we got, and I liked the one we got.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurt Locker seems like an “important” film, but the more the setting if fictionalized, the more it becomes entertaining tension porn, little different from a well-made horror film (which is fine, if all you’re aiming for is entertainment). If you set a movie during a current, ongoing war, there’s an expectation that you’re going to portray that setting faithfully. The less real the setting, the less relevance it lends to anything you’re trying to say in the movie, and more it looks like the case of of not doing your homework.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the “important” part comes from everybody not making the movie. At worst, the producers who financed the film and are looking to sell it for a profit would push it as such, certainly the media elite who want to make popcorn entertainment “relevant” to “normal people” would also want to make the film something it’s not, but I never saw it as anything more than tension porn. The theme of the movie is right there at the beginning: war is a drug. Viewed through that lens, all the risky behavior the lead engages in and all the tension makes total sense.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me the “war is a drug” line at the beginning of the movie might as well have said “this movie is going to be important”

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just felt like the presentation of a thesis, giving the impression that their explanation of said thesis was going to be very important and much more than entertainment.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was the thesis, and i thought it did a good job of showing how stupidly addicted to danger Will James was

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think when a movie presents a thesis, especially when its presented through the lens of a current war, its trying to be kind of important. I thought Will James’ danger addiction was a cartoonish exaggeration, but I was ok with that. I just think it was unnecessary to do the same thing with so much of the rest of the movie.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will throw out the idea that ALL movies present a thesis, just some are more explicit in its presentation.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU and STFD

And which one were you in? If you weren’t than you have absolutely no fucking idea what you’re talking about.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 27, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen this movie

but big claims require a big delivery

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by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was surprised Chris Hedges let them use his quote for a war movie as he seems to be very anti-war from his writing.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heres my spiel on the Hurt Locker. There is an incredible tension to a war like the one we are in. bombs could blow off anywhere, insurgents could be anywhere. Its not a war that takes place out on a battlefield. The filmmakers wanted to convey that tension of the Iraq war and used fictional stories that are in no way realistic to get across the feeling of Iraq. Its the same thing Apocalypse Now did. It showed Vietnam to be a confusing, haunting place without exactly giving you how it happened.

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

I think thats all true, but they didn’t HAVE use such a completely fictionalized story to get that feeling across.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe, personally I loved it, and was soooooo happy it beat Avatar in everything. I know its trendy to hate on Avatar but did they really have to make it so cliche. Challengeus mentally not just visually Cameron! Thats what the true greats do!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I was very happy it beat Avatar too. I thought Hurt Locker did enough things really well to offset how ridiculously unrealistic it was.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurt Locker is guilty of bending it’s setting to serve the story and underlying theme, but Avatar is (shocking for SciFi, I know) just making shit up. I love SciFi, but if you have something insightful to say about modern life, you shouldn’t need a completely contrived situation to beat us over the with it.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cringed every time I heard someone say they changed their ways to be more eco friendly because of Avatar. I mean thats great that they did that, but c’mon that really changed your life?!?!?!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real people say this????

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, yes they do. I read an article about James Cameron dumbing down his message to change the world.

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes i did the Natto when I read it

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see you.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s very realistic and subtly deals with a lot of actual issues that we have to deal with, like being in Baghdad or Kabul one day and at home doing the dishes the next. Would have picked Full Metal Jacket, but the second half of the movie is such total and utter bullshit that I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 27, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

A bomb disposal expert sneaking out of his base on a one man commando mission is realistic? Or traipsing off through back allies without backup (even though there’s a ton of other soldiers on the scene he could have gathered up)? Or suddenly becoming an elite sniper/spotter team? You’re right that the tension and dislocation are absolutely realistic, but then there’s a bunch of extraneous stuff thrown in for no good reason beyond the rule of cool, and it detracts from the more serious underlying themes of the film.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 27, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SciFI: Donnie Darko
Western: The man who shot liberty valence
War: Schindlers list (does this qualify? if not, Saving Private Ryan)
Sports: Baseketball(just kidding…its gotta be bull durham)
Documentary:I dont watch a whole lot of documentaries, but i liked fog of war and even enjoyed ken burns’ baseball documentary a lot.

by ir1shgiant on Aug 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

+109 for Donnie Darko

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! It’s time for the anti-backlash backlash.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That backlash sucked!

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by EliminateMe on Aug 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: While reading this thread my wife has decided to watch, with the utmost interest, Project Runway, and apparently my laughter at the absurd dress of the designers has annoyed my lovely her.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL "my lovely her"

WTF?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inception
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
Braveheart
Friday Night Lights
Grizzly Man

by DimaK on Aug 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

word

i’m not a big sci-fi guy, but that movie kept me entertained the whole way through… even in spite of the fact that it was an 11pm show after a couple of drink!

by DimaK on Aug 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I was so impressed, I have seen it three times. I’m even writing an essay on it right now (English major with hopes of Grad. school, so I like to write). The movie just gets the gears in my brain turning. I love of Nolan’s movies actually.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

havent seen that yet

finished ucla a few years ago, and somehow LA has kept me here. probably to help the gods fight the battle against dodger fans

by DimaK on Aug 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

It’s a cool place, though I doubt I could live there. I’m too NorCal. Battle the Dodgers, though. We need soldiers like you on the front lines.

What did you study?

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Prestige >>> The Illusionist

two similar movies coming out around the same time

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by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw the illusionist, not prestige

everyone i know told me illusionist was better.

prove it.

by DimaK on Aug 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

done:

prestige is better.

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by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is fact.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Type in "The Prestige" on Wikipedia

It should now say, “The Prestige is a 2006 mystery thriller film directed by Christopher Nolan, and it better than The Illusionist.”

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I felt the other way, the Prestige was too soap opera ending, HE HAS A TWIN!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Prestige wasn't perfect.

But I just didn’t think the Illusionist was any good.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was nothing special either, Jessica Biel was not right for that movie at all

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same with ScarJo in The Prestige.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sci Fi/Fantasy: Flesh Gordon
Western: Silverado
War: The Deer Hunter
Sports: The Final Yard
Documentary: Best in Show

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahah Flesh Gordon

I saw that at some theater in San Jose in 1976 as I recall. Great T&A movie. “Yes your assholiness”.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109 for Silverado, somehow I forgot about that one.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evil Dennehey wuz evil.

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by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “star vehicle” that made Jeff Fahey’s B-movie career possible?

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops- need coffee- The Longest Yard

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

For my money, The Deer Hunter has the most intense russian roulette scene in film history.

by boogalou on Aug 27, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Alien
2. Red River
3. Grand Illusion, maybe? I feel like there’s something else I’m forgetting.
4. Can’t think of a sports movie I really love. Raging Bull doesn’t qualify in my book, though I’m not sure why.
5. The Man with a Movie Camera (Dziga Vertov)

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by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it! Stop posting stuff that makes me re-evaluate my choices. Alien is so good…

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alien

is probably the best HORROR film of all time. It’s “only” top 5 sci-fi

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aliens > Alien atmo

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You get a Rec for this.

I love Alien, but sorry gays, Aliens is better.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the Alien

a camp favorite, like Judy Garland, Rock Hudson, and Ethel Merman?

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by SnowLeopard on Aug 27, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re totally different genres!

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by rotorueter on Aug 27, 2010 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alien = slasher film in space, Aliens = WW2 movie in space

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by SnowLeopard on Aug 27, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad prefers Alien, I'm partial to Aliens

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They all run together for me.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaaa?

they’re completely different genres

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you kind of have to treat them all as one story.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that

Different directors, different approaches. I would say they are kind of like an anthology of stories by different authors about the same subject.

For my part, Alien>Aliens.

by Murray, Present on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I would just argue

that they seem to fit together so seamlessly, which is pretty rare for sequels and such when handled by multiple directors. I agree with what you say, I just think they did a great job keeping the story and setting together.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually watching Grand Illusion right now

Was not a big fan of The Rules of the Game (blasphemy!) but Grand Illusion is great so far.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Grand Illusion, hated Rules of the Game. I feel like you can’t really enjoy Rules of the Game until you analyze it and pick out all the symbolism, while Grand Illusion is more entertaining.

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by mymclife on Aug 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Grand Illusion is a great film. I haven’t seen that since college (a couple decades in the past). I’ll have to make a point to see it again.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

great list

I’m not surprised. Red River is a thing of beauty.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 27, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Plan 9 from Outer Space (1958)
Western: Shane
War: The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (Intense—put it in your queue.)
Sports: Bend it Like Beckham
Documentary: Fog of War (though The Cove is sitting downstairs in a red envelope, unwatched)

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas was really good. It’s pretty rough considering you know what’s coming throughout the movie.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

but did he live or not?

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by positiveuphemism on Aug 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a sled.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the cove! tears

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watched The Cove last night and it made me cry tears of anger. A very entertaining documentary, but if you have any concern for treating animals (including fellow humans) with compassion, this will make you sick.

Particullary poignant in light of the recent egg “recall” and the tainted deli meat at Walmart.

Consider my documentary updated to include The Cove.

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by bgunn on Aug 27, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plan 9 -- good one.

Nearly forgot about that one.

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by owlcroft on Aug 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m normally a fan of the unintentionally bad movie. But I find that one more depressing than amusing.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In some ways.

But I think it’s still generally ranked The Worst Film Ever Made, which is no mean accomplishment, considering the competition.

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by owlcroft on Aug 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MANOS

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Master wouldn’t approve of your answer.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/haunting Torgo theme

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia tells us that . . .

. . . "The book Hollywood’s Most Wanted lists Manos as the #2 in the list of “The Worst Movies Ever Made”, following Plan 9 from Outer Space." For what that’s worth.

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by owlcroft on Aug 26, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They obviously haven’t seen Blood Orgy of the Leather Girls.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Death Bed

Troll 2

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both of those movies are highly entertaining.

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by rotorueter on Aug 27, 2010 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gigli.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Star Wars (the original trilogy (yeah I’m taking 3 too, sue me.))
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Generation Kill (miniseries is close enough, right? If not, Three Kings)
Field of Dreams
This Film is Not Yet Rated

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I have had This Film recommended to me countless times. What the hell is it even about? People just ask if I’ve seen it but never explain…

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's basically

about the MPAA and how they have way too much power as far as what movies can show.

from wiki:

The film discusses disparities the filmmaker sees in ratings and feedback: between Hollywood and independent films, between homosexual and heterosexual sexual situations, between male and female sexual depictions, and between violence and sexual content.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure.

I can see why that would be pretty cool.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

this film….was great! the MPAA sucks. they screw over so many directors and publishers. there needs to be a new system

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sci Fi/Fantasy: Empire Strikes Back
Western: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
War: Platoon
Sports: The Natural
Documentary: Not really sure to be honest

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by DrDC on Aug 26, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Those could probably be my choices as well, maybe Open Ranger for a Western. For documentary I would definitely put:

Sandwiches The You Will Like

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

       1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Inception (seen thrice, and counting?)
       2. Western: Unforgiven
       3. War: The Thin Red Line
       4. Sports: The Natural
       5. Documentary: Trinity and Beyond – The Atomic Bomb Movie

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by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oops...meant as post, not reply

oh well.

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by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inception did have a pretty sweet hour along action scene. That was pretty intense.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fight in the hotel hallway was one of the coolest things ever.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I try to describe that movie to other people, that’s the only scene that pops into my head. So, people don’t really understand what the movie’s about when I try to explain it. I love that scene.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

“Yeah, it’s about a guy who dreams he is in a hotel and has to fuck some people up in a spinning hallway. Go see it.”

It’s a hard movie to explain. I just tell people over and over to see it until they actually do.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has no one else seen this doc?

very entertaining.

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by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I have a favorite Western movie

Does that make me a bad person?

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by EliminateMe on Aug 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to stretch w-a-y back to find one. But then I saw Dead Man listed elsewhere and was all Yeah!

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Musical Edition

SciFi/Fantasy: Rocky Horror Picture Show
Western: Oklahoma
War: South Pacific
Sports: Damn Yankees
Documentary: Buena Vista Social Club

by chin_muzak on Aug 26, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The Expendables

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 26, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

I really want to see this.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comedy was not one of the options

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this falls under WAR sir...

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Sunshine
Western: I really need to watch more Westerns. Wild Wild West
War: I know it’s a series, but Band of Brothers
Sports: Major League
Documentary: Into the Wild

With Science Fiction, I had really high hopes for I Am Legend (though I haven’t seen The Omega Man). Starship Troopers is always awesome. And I know there are more sports movies that I like (Eddie!) but I can’t think of them right now. The Sandlot would be WAY better if Benny wasn’t a freakin Dodgers fan.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you seen The Pacific yet?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, I haven’t, I don’t have HBO right now. I’m really looking forward to it though. Have you seen it? Does it measure up?

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It defiinitly measures up.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to check it out. I work with a lot of vets, so I’ve heard a lot of stories about World War 2 battles in the Pacific. I’m excited to see it.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

I thought it was really good, but I wouldn’t be placing BoB level expectations on it. I thought they really coulda made a much better series, they had truly fascinating historical events to work with there that a lot of people don’t know much about at all.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was really good but no BoB.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are just big David Schwimmer fans.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh. I actually do like David Schwimmer and I don’t care what people say.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 27, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate David Schwimmer

Which is why he was perfect for the role of the incompetent boob unit commander with a napoleon complex.

In some ways he’s better than FMG the drill dergeant, because I can’t help but like Lee Ermey even though we’re supposed to hate the character.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 27, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Ermey is badass

Sobel in BoB was incompetent and pathetic..

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it okay until they got the Episode 5, which is when they just started fucking killing it.

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by groug on Aug 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So good.

Not BoB, but really good.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Generation Kill was better.

The Pacific is too disjointed (Band of Brothers was a little disjointed too, but the Pacific is almost like 4 different movies cut together).

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disjointed feels right in war movies, though. I would imagine that’s kind of what war would be like, so I don’t mind too much.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Band of Brothers felt like legitimate war movie “you never know what might happen” disjointed, The Pacific is more like the creators wanted to fit in more stuff but couldn’t really make it work disjointed. Bob is episodic within an overall framework of setting and character, The Pacific feels like a couple almost unrelated miniseries[es?] cut together.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that is a legit criticism,

and is one of the reasons why BoB was better than the Pacific. I just don’t see this as making Pacific a bad mini-series. I still really enjoyed it. Though, looking at your comments, it doesn’t seem like you were calling it bad, per se.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it was bad.

As said below, I think it would have benefited from being a longer series or a better edited, more focused one. Not being as good as Band of Brother isn’t much of a criticism, since (IMO, at least) BoB is the best miniseries ever made (yes, I’ve seen Roots).

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly thought Roots is a tad bit over rated. My fav. mini-series is either BoB or John Adams. It depends on my mood.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did like that the Pacific was able to show the soldiers dealing with life away from the war (ie coming home after, or spending time in Australia, or Basilone touring around and banging starlets). You didn’t get that in BoB.

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by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the Australia part was great, and flowed naturally with the rest of the series. The entire John Basilone part felt tacked on (and, frankly, not terribly interesting until he got a whole episode near the end).

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly, The Pacific just needed to be a much, much longer series. Really would make for a fantastic full 2 or 3 season show.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

it really felt like they were constricted with only 10 episodes.

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Waiting for it to come out on blu ray. Looking forward to it since I really enjoyed BoB.

by nataku on Aug 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunshine was haunting.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it but was disappointed by the ending.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that. It’s kind of a weird movie in general.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but the whole trip to the sun thing is really cool. I would probably watch a movie starring Justin Beiber if he was gonna go to the sun and do some shit.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right with you, although overall I thought it was a great film, the ending was too disappointing for me to put in on a top list

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of Danny Boyle, and I like Cillian Murphy a lot.

A couple other good science fiction movies off the top of my head: 28 Days Later and District 9.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

28 Days

is one of the best movies of the last ten years.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa . . . .

make sure you throw a Later on the end of that.

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by The Wisdom Cow on Aug 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny scene in the episode of The Office when Pam decides to watch 28 Days Later alone at night, scaring herself shitless in the process while wondering where the fuck Sandra Bullock is.

by younghutch on Aug 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

For about two years, my cable DVR’s guide screen would end at 28 days, cutting off the Later. I swear at least 15 times, I changed the channel only to see a rehab center. I never learned.

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by The Wisdom Cow on Aug 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

28 Days Later

had perhaps the best musical score for a sci fi/horror/action movie evah.

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunshine was fantastic!

it just felt like somewhere through the production of the film, the studio or test audiences wanted more cheesy BS for the ending. It was great until it started to get all Event Horizon on us. It didn’t need any of that

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Into The Wild” ain’t a documentary. Documentaries (almost exclusively) aren’t populated with professional movie actors and SAG members.

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dang. It’s a documentary on his life though isn’t it? Maybe I’m making a fool out of myself, I thought it was though.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries. It is a very good film and certainly doesn’t seem, or look, like a typical Hollywood movie.

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha and you’re right. I guess I had heard somewhere that it was a documentary (I really liked the book, but it isn’t exactly a biography of his life), but they made a separate documentary called The Call of the Wild (not the Jack London book). Oh well.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sports: LITTLE GIANTS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DID I MISS THAT??

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Well… the dip sucked!”

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild Wild West.

Wild Wild West.

Wild Wild West.

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by groug on Aug 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Pre-Inception: 2001. Post-Inception: Inception.
2. I haven’t watched a Western movie. Not a big fan of the Western genre for some reason.
3. Platoon.
4. Remember the Titans.
5. Food Inc.

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by imovermyhead on Aug 26, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t watched a Western movie. Not a big fan of the Western genre for some reason.

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: District 9
Western: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
War: The Thin Red Line
Sports: The Damned United
Documentary: Fog of War

by Orwell D. Catt on Aug 26, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t seen the Damned United yet, but I always wish there were more great soccer films. Victory was kind of laughable.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked District 9. A lot of my friends hated it, but I thought it was really well done.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm...

1 – Princess Bride
2 – High Noon
3 – All Quiet on the Western Front or Dr. Strangelove (1 is definitely a war film, the other is more of a satire of the effects of a cold war…so not 100% a war film)
4 – Bull Durham or Caddyshack (neither is really a sports movie, but they fit under the genre
5 – Endless Summer (or Endless Summer Revisted for a “true” documentary)

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by positiveuphemism on Aug 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit!
  1. should be Bridge on the River Kwai.

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by positiveuphemism on Aug 26, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Strangelove! Good one.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Dr. Strangelove. That movie single-handedly made me interested in studying the Cold War. Sure, I’m not actually studying the Cold War, but seeing how all of my friends view that as the most boring phase in US history, it’s something.

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by mymclife on Aug 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted knight chevy chase and bill murray masterful in caddyshack.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

1. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
2. Seven Samurai
3. Platoon
4. Rudy
5. Waiting for Guffman

by Murray, Present on Aug 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Guffman is my favorite movie of all time. Period.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: The Empire Strikes Back
Western: Unforgiven
War: Apocalypse Now
Sports: Field of Dreams
Documentary: Spinal Tap

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by Goofus on Aug 26, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s awesome.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No true Giants fan can like “Field of Dreams”! Please read the book that it’s based on – “Shoeless Joe” by W.P. Kinsella. Besides the fact that the book is 100 times better than the movie, the a$$hole director of the movie changed the team that the recluse writer was in love with as a child from the NY Giants (in the book) to the Brooklyn Dodgers (in the movie) – for no known reason. In the book the character has a very poignant line where he says something to the effect, “I once was a baseball fan, then they tore down the Polo Grounds and ripped my heart out.” Needless to say, this didn’t make it into the movie.

Read the book and you’ll be disgusted with the movie.

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to be clear

In the movie the recluse author (a doppleganger of JD Salinger) was replaced by a recluse civil rights agitator (played by James Earl Jones).

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hated the book

hated the movie

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm disturbed that I am so consistently

in agreement with delorean. I read the book earlier this very summer and I was encouraged early but soon felt robbed, like I was victim of a good con.

Yes, it is quite different from the movie in important ways, but both deceive in the bad way. The book more so, but I won’t go on here.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hated the book, never watched the movie.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

None of that

makes me disgusted with the movie.

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by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I liked the movie a lot (never read the book). didn’t care if it was the Dodger, Giants or Monarchs.

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by Goofus on Aug 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save for its concept, the book sucked balls

With the movie, the characters stopped being sniveling wimp morons. I literally hated them all a they were written, and started wishing for a meteor to wipe them all out, preferably landing smack dab on top of the repulsive lump of spineless moron goo, Annie. No offense to spineless goo. I would have asked for her to be blown to bits like Jenny on All My Children, but I figured I’d gotten one death wish fulfilled—don’t be greedy.

The Terence Mann character in the novella was JDSalinger, but the movie gurus fortunately changed that. Fortunately, because it was a lot more fun and interesting to have James Earl Jones as the disillusioned dreamer than yet another pasty whitbread dolt of an actor. And the selection of JEJ also explains the change to the Dodgers: A young idealistic black male in the late 40s and early 50s was very likely to be a fan of the Dodgers after the Jackie Robinson signing.

by Aquaria on Aug 27, 2010 5:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It says that Moonlight Graham died in 1965 but when Ray meets him in the movie he’s walking around in 1972. WTF hollywood!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no problem with the magical realism aspect of it.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Flash Gordon/T2
2. The Unforgiven
3. Braveheart/ The Deer Hunter
4. Hoosiers/ Remember the Titans
5. American Pimp

by Maddogg5150 on Aug 26, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never seen Deer Hunter.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

see it

it is not uplifting

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deer Hunter and Sophie's Choice

The Debbie Downer Double Feature of all time.

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- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Million Dollar Baby too!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sophie’s Choice- I could not even watch that now that I have kids. I would need to take the Pharmacist at Walgreens hostage

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw in Breaking The Waves to make the ultimate suicide sandwich

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

so good

please add “von” Trier to my list of promising directors who are pissing on their legacies

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by delorean on Aug 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. I saw this in the small-ish Albany Theater near San Pablo and Solano and had to sit so close to the screen I had to crane my neck upward to see the movie. That, combined with von Trier’s handheld cam, left me with a splitting headache afterward.

Great film, though.

by non sequitur on Aug 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well..it is uplifting in the “damn, that was a fine piece of filmmaking”

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by positiveuphemism on Aug 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: A Scanner Darkly
Western: No Country for Old Men
War: Das Boot
Sports: Rocky Balboa
Documentary: An Unreasonable Man

- For the first category, I forced myself not to pick Star Wars/LotR, so Scanner Darkly won.
- No Country is the best neo-western of recent years.
- Das Boot is fantastic, though Der Untergang is a close second, then Platoon.
- As far as Rocky Balboa goes, I’m a huuuuge sucker for nostalgia trips, and that movie was damn inspiring.
- An Unreasonable Man is about Ralph Nader, who I admire greatly (though it’s very fair).

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot about An Unreasonable Man. I need to see it.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, I forgot about Der Untergang in the “war” category. See, this is impossible. I just know I’m going to forget something.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh, I’m afraid no deal. Too much on my plate.

Der Untergang has been meme’d to death because of that one scene, but it is a fascinating film.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's so fucking good though

wartch it

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Scanner Darkly, good choice

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by j14 on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

After I saw Lady in the Water in theaters, I was so offended that I gave money to that piece of trash that I immediately went to A Scanner Darkly, and it completely made up for my transgression

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Shayamalanananaman

They showed a trailer before Scott Pilgrim of one of his new movies, and everyone in the theater booed when his name came up on screen.

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laughter at my screenings (I’ve seen Scott Pilgrim too many times now).

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the trailer at the beginning of The Other Guys. Same reaction. How is this guy still able to find studios/financing?

The movie doesn’t even look that scary. It’s seems to be the whole “stressed out people stuck together complemented with a couple supernatural-seeming occurrences that cause them to freak out” storyline. Twilight Zone did that 50 years ago, and probably much better.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my friends saw the expendables on opening night, and when the trailer for Devil came up everyone was really into it. Then when the name Shyamalanmnfbz came up the entire theater groaned and hissed.

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend really likes Mr. Night, for some reason

Besides 6th sense (which doesn’t have much rewatching appeal), I haven’t liked a single one of his movies. I stopped watching them, pretty quick, though.

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by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unbreakable was pretty good

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

Better than the other couple I’ve seen though.

Signs has some of the silliest situations I’ve ever seen in film.

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by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

M. Night's flicks

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

subjectively false

Signs was the most preposterous piece of shit ever

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

or do i mean objective

yeah, that one

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

considering that was its actual RT score, the graph is objectively true.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Signs

I still get livid even thinking about it

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, their weakness was really stupid, but other than that it wasn’t awful

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i disagree. it was awful on just about every conceivable level. but their weakness was far and away the stupidest thing ever. it’s like you and me flying to some planet, the surface of which is 80% lava, and not taking any precaution against getting burned to death.

ARRRRRRRRRRRGH RAGE

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was really stupid

But I also enjoyed the fact that they have interstellar travel with ships that can be completely invisible but can’t get through a locked front door.

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by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta say Lady in the Water was worse, soooooo much worse. At least Mel & Joaquin can act

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, I’d put Signs much closer to The Village than 6th Sense or Unbreakable, but Lady in the Water and The Happening were much worse.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The village

was absolutely terrible.

For me, Unbreakable and 6th sense were pretty good, Signs was OK, everything else is dreck.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much

Signs definitely fell apart at the end, and maybe there was no way for it to not fall apart, but some of the middle was pretty strong, which is more than you can say about any Shyamalan movie since then.

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by groug on Aug 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Village is an easy number one for me, which is not to say that it’s not terrible. But it’s an enjoyable terrible.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m pretty easy to please in that I can enjoy movies like Signs and The Village, but man, The Happening was the worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen.

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by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Unbreakable more than most.

But otherwise I agree.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

subjunctively false

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i give up

i still never know if greater than is this one > or this one <

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bigger number is on the open end, and you read from left to right

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the aligator always wants to eat the greatest amount

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy!

Goofus>Delorean

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by Goofus on Aug 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, you’re bigger than a Delorean?

You must have really packed it one since I last saw you.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus’ junk all by itself is bigger than Delorean.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subjunctively false = if it were false = actually true?

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lady in the water was worse than the happening, and that’s saying alot. That’s right, they don’t even deserve capital letters!

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t see The Happening, but Lady in the Water was just jaw-dropping. How did he ever get serious actors to appear in that thing?

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the worst part is i saw it in the theater….yeah………

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

to this day its the only film I’ve seen in theaters that actually offended my taste. When it was over the audience clapped sarcastically and everyone left trashing everything in it, especially his acting

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it was still during a time where people were willing to give M. Night another chance because of his earlier films….it was just god awful.

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAY ON TOPIC!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS NO OTHER TOPIC!

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- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 26, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t shake him!

by speckops on Aug 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Leader, lost speckops, lost non sequitur. They came at us from behind … [silence]. TWSS.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

is a warm gun

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I came here for movie discussion?

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAZIL

Once Upon a Time in the West …..Army of Shadows…Field of Dreams http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/grahamo01.shtml….. and…Werner Herzog eats his shoe!!!

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The Boys from Brazil was phenomenal

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

I saw a VHS case for Werner Herzog eats his shoe, and I was wondering, is that the whole documentary?

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

and imo better than movie Fitzcarraldo..at least shorter

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We must have been typing Brazil at the same time.

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They made (and sold) a version with a happy ending too.

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad to say, yes.

It was Universal chairman Sid Sheinberg’s so-called “Love Conquers All” ending, which is the version he had wanted to release in theaters, but which Gilliam successfully battled him over.

Wikipedia is your friend. Sheinberg’s version was shown on American TV and released on DVD, but only quite a few years after the release of the film and several slightly variant but basically similar and “complete” DVD versions.

The movie has certainly been a critical success.

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by owlcroft on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call on Army of Shadows

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it seems sort of shocking that such a major film didn’t get a US release at the time (which was really the era of Euro-cinephilia). I’m happy Sundance Channel gave it such a long run, including in HD.

Melville is one of the only directors I love who I basically didn’t even know about before I was 30.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 27, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Matrix
Western: A Fistful of Dollars
War: Saving Private Ryan
Sports: Field of Dreams
Documentary: Sicko

by calbearjd on Aug 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Blade Runner
2. Unforgiven
3. The Killing Fields
4. Hoop Dreams
5. Crumb

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by Kitspool on Aug 26, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Wow, I have no idea. I suppose Princess Bride is a safe choice. T2 is the only film I ever went to the theater to see more than twice.
Western: Blazing Saddles if we count ironic westerns, Tombstone if we count contemporary westerns, For a Few Dollars More if we count westerns when they were actually dominant in cinema.
War: I’m not sure I’ve ever sat through an entire war film, no matter how good it was.
Sports: Probably Field of Dreams. I remember liking Victory, but I was less than 10 years old.
Documentary: Never sat through the heralded cinematic ones (Man on Wire, Winged Migration, etc.). I like TV documentaries though.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

winged migration was craaaazy good. worth sitting through on your couch.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rented it but never even took the DVD out of the packing slip. I’m sure it’s good, and that I’d love it and wouldn’t shut up about it if I ever took the time to actually watch it.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i pissed off a lot of people bc i wouldn’t shut up about it. and i still didn’t get anyone to see it. saw it three times in movie theater by myself — even my wife wasn’t havin’ it. but dang it was good.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

War: I also forgot about Lawrence of Arabia, if you count that as a war film. More the first half than the second half, though.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winged Migration was awesome

I can’t belive I forgot that, not even thinking about nature docs, lol. Though that new series shot in HD does steal a bit of WMs thunder.

Very funny that I didn’t think of nature docs! I have two White Winged Kite (hawk) fledglings in my backyard right now (fell from their nest). I’ve spent hours watching to see if they’ll start flying. I called experts who say to give them 2-3 days before getting aid from UCD, but I am just shocked that I’ve spent all morning watching two real birds and never thought about WM, lol.

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by The Wisdom Cow on Aug 26, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody watch

Army of Shadows by Melville 1969 won’t leave your head

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I let my friend borrow that before I had a chance to watch it and it’s been months. Dang.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I was somehow able to find a copy of the Criterion Collection DVD at a used bookstore for $7. Lucky me! Of course, if I never get to watch it…

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SciFi: Brazil
Western: The Magnificant Seven
War: Kagemusha
Sports: Bull Durham
Doc: Ballets Russes

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballets Russes?

That came straight outta left field.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I’m not a fan of ballet, but that was a thoroughly engrossing film about a group of true artists recounting the life of expatriot Russian ballet stars (and other nationalities as well) back in the 1930s-50s. Very poignant and an entirely new world that you’ve never heard about.

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was good

Wife was a dancer, so i saw it with her. i didn’t love it, but i liked it.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

The only reason I watched it was because of my girlfriend. Every once in a while the women in our lives make us do things that we don’t want to, but end up being a good thing after all.

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SciFi/Fantasy: I refuse to say Empire or Blade Runner, so…Gattaca
Western: Tombstone
War: Apocalypse Now
Sports: The Fan (only because it gave me my SBN handle)
Documentary: The Clash: Westway to the World

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by Juan Primo on Aug 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

was filmed in my hometown so maybe a bit of bias, but really nice film.

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, there are lots of shots of marin county, the hometown in question. i guess i forgot for a minute i was posting on a primarily bay area based forum, that probably sounded a bit weird.

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We watched it in high school and everyone in my class freaked out when they showed the SR Civic Center.

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a crazy building. i used to just wander around it as a kid.

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, also my hometown. The Marin Civic Center was such a trip when I was a kid. I love me some Frank Lloyd Wright, all Wright.

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I especially enjoyed it on 10/31/83.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Rude Boy?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got to love The Clash

Strummer was a true original, but half-crazy a lot of the time.

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight it's:

Doctor Zhivago, Brief Encounter, and The Bridge on the River Kwai!

A LEAN NIGHT!

by AmorVincitOmnia on Aug 26, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

All in one night? That’s like seven and a half hours of epic.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha..

I was hoping someone would get my reference (Unforgivable: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz1nQEQ6UAQ)

But yeah.. I still haven’t seen those movies.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Aug 26, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

       1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: The Adventure of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

       2. Western: High Plains Drifter

       3. War: Apocalypse Now

       4. Sports: The Natural / The Longest Yard (original)

       5. Documentary: One Day in September

by younghutch on Aug 26, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Buckaroo Banzai

weirdest mainstream movie ever?

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kick-Ass is a genre unto itself

discuss.

Plus, it was very good.

also discuss.

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by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved Kick-Ass, but the last time we discussed this in a thread it turned into a discussion or whether or not the movie sexualized Hit-Girl.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he did a good job in that movie. I could hardly tell he wasn’t a girl.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t encounter that discussion. but to pick a side, i’d suggest that it did not.

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by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea thats the side I was on, I was kinda shocked by the suggestion.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at Wonder-Con panel with the cast and crew of Kick-Ass

because I’m a complete and utter nerd. And the issue surrounding women in comic book movies came up. The screenwriter Jane Goldman specifically pointed out that they liked the idea of Hit-Girl being young because it takes away the overt sexuality that often comes with female super-heroes.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

I’d put Zombie Land in the same category. Haven’t seen it yet, but I suspect Scott Pilgrim might be too.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

on my dvr is

Targets…Bogdanovich’s first….and Shanks in which i am scared to see..Marcel Marceau as a deaf puppeteer!!!

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Terminator 2
2. Tombstone
3. The Kingdom
4. Major League
5. No End In Sight

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by AndOnTheDrums... on Aug 26, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno.

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

save this thread!!!!

i’m writing down good stuff to watch

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, we’re throwing it away after today.

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws up on liloveddickdietz

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread will self destruct in 5 seconds...

/inspector gadget’d

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Goldman Edition

1. Princess Bride (nod to Stepford Wives)
2. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (nod to Maverick)
3. A Bridge Too Far
4. Misery – Cathy Bates has a great swing (was going to go with Marathon Man)
5. All The Presidents Men

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

“All The President’s Men” is not a doc. The book was non-fiction, but the movie starred Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman.

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by Fla-Giant on Aug 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know Misery wasn’t really a sports movie?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Predator
2. I really like Gran Torino, but if that doesn’t count then The Outlaw Josey Wales
3. Band of Brothers
4. Field of Dreams
5. Spinal Tap

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Predator rocks.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure there's a better action/sci-fi scene than Arnold and Carl Weathers' arm wrestle hand shake

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great call

I saw Predator when it came out, and when that shot appeared on screen the entire packed movie theater exploded with laughter.

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by Kitspool on Aug 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The set of Predator: where BALCO got its start.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

then just imagine what kind of roid lab business The Expendables just gave birth to!

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie is like a high school reunion for terrible acting.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see it? Is it as wonderfully terrible as I’m hoping?

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah… just going by the trailers and track records.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of, but I cant stand to watch Stallone “act” so its not my type, but most people seem to love it

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Predator

Dylan!

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you son of a bitch.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the first 45 minutes of Gran Torino and gave up on it because it was terrible.

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by groug on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are definitely some pretty cringe-worthy moments in that movie.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

I thought it was fantastic.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

thirded

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

4th'd

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it would have been better if he had real actors in it. The story was amazing and with some more powerful supporters could have been a masterpiece

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in between

I thought it was pretty good, but not the ZOMG AMAZING movie that some people said

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of liked it, but there was so much about it where I was like, “Really? REALLY?”

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t figure out how much of it was ironic. If it’s at least 50% ironic, I think it’s a fine movie.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top 5 movies of all time, independent of genre

no particular order

Stray Dog (Nora Inu)
The Passenger
Andrei Rublev
Strange Brew
Godfather II

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

honorable mention

The Conversation

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was harry caul last year for christmas, which should sort of reveal in the nerdiest of ways that this is my favorite movie.

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy awesome

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You dress in costume for CHRISTMAS?

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by Kitspool on Aug 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yea what the hell, halloween. though, that could’ve been even better

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harry Caul

Santa Claus

I N C E P T I O N

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl’s Jr.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I not getting the joke?

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure what calbearjd was on about, but i was making an Idiocracy reference

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Conversation is a brilliant film that I can never bring myself to watch again because watching it kicked off a weird series of events that ultimately resulted in the worst few years of my life.

Good movie, though!

by Seasick fish on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have records and books liek that

but no films, thankfully

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love The Conversation for a) Gene Hackman, b) Gene Hackman, c) the brief cameo by a young Harrison Ford and d) the green Muni buses in use during the early 70s.

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by Kitspool on Aug 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the soundtrack too, does it for me

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's awesome

oh wow, i want to listen to it right now. it’s hypnotic.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

stunning movie

probably the most underrated Coppola film.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

easily

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we’re talkin!

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by rotorueter on Aug 27, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Strange Brew.

Such a guilty pleasure.

Hoser.

by younghutch on Aug 26, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and rarely mentioned in the same breath as The Godfather II.

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by Kitspool on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

based on Hamlet

don’t feel guilty

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, i've been meaning to ask this for a long time...

There’s a movie I saw as a kid, early 80s or maybe even late 70s, and I just can’t remember its name. It was a quirky, low-key comedy but played deadpan by all the actors and actresses involved. The ONLY thing I can remember about it was that at one point a guy, in order to avoid answering a question, goes on a hilarious, non sequitur discourse about SALT.

I asked my sister and she suggested that it was Strange Brew - I’m kind of thinking it was a Canadian production. But I kind of don’t think it was.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn’t sound remotely like SB.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the movie I’m thinking of and the lead actors I’m vaguely recalling don’t resemble Rick Moranis or Dave Whatever at all.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re a sucker for any ol’ non sequitur discourse aren’t you?

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you hear we’re in first place for the wild card now that the Astros swept Philadelphia?

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I laughed at Strange Brew once.

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by rotorueter on Aug 27, 2010 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stray Dog for the win!

But really, I think High and Low is one of my top 5 films ever. So, so great.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 27, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a film nerd, and I’m adding a sixth category, entitled “Favorite Star Wars Film”.

Sci-fi/Fantasy: Blade Runner
Western: For A Few Dollars More
War: Platoon
Sports: Rocky IV
Documentary: Empire of Dreams: The Story of the Star Wars Trilogy
Star Wars Film: Empire, without a doubt

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i cheated

i picked the trilogy

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah – people actually lambaste me for liking FaFDM more than FoD and TGtBatU, but I find Lee Van Cleef to be at his best in FaFDM.

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like GBU the best, but you’re right, Van Cleef’s character is more interesting in For a Few Dollars More.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really like Rocky IV more than Rocky 1?

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally. Rocky IV’s the best of the five, hands down.

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong,

I loved it. I just think Rocky 1 was the all-time best.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can respect. I just enjoy reveling in the metaphorical Cold War victory portrayed in the film.

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

It made me more patriotic than I typically am for like 2 months after that movie.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

More patriotic than the 7th inning stretch on a Sunday?

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my opinion, Rocky 1 is the only actual “good film” of the bunch. Don’t get me wrong, I love all the Rocky movies but the first one is really the only one that isn’t overly cheesy and can stand on its own as a classic movie.

The first film devotes a lot of time to the relationship between Adrian and Rocky and Sly does an amazing job channeling his real life experiences into Rocky’s life. If you read up on the first film it’s pretty amazing how Stalone had to invest his own money (when he was a broke nobody) and turn down production companies that would fund the movie but not cast him as Rocky.

by MLWhiteSF on Aug 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rocky 1, 2, and 6 are "good films"

In the sense that I like them because they’re good, and not because they’re camp.

It’s weird, in that I like 6, or Rocky Balboa, the best, but the only reason that Rocky Balboa is a good movie is because of the movies that preceded it.

I love seeing the flashbacks to the old movies, and without fail, that moment when Rocky gets knocked down in the last fight of his life, and he sees all his old fights, and he says to himself that “it’s not about how hard you hit, it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward” sends chills down my spine.

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waaaaaaaaaaait........

There’s a Rocky SIX ???
Wow, they sure ran out that string didn’t they?

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said

The sixth is actually my favorite.

Trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntGKGPGx4lo

If you liked any of the previous Rocky movies, you really should see it.

Rocky 5 was a complete travesty, and Stallone himself basically disowned it. He made six so that he could rap up the series in a way that felt right, and it’s perfect as a series capper.

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh… I loved the first one. Was meh on the second, was aware there was a third and then… that’s about it.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you'd like 6 then

It’s mostly a nostalgia trip towards the first two movies, with very brief flashes to 3 and 4.

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm something else to add to the list of movies we should see but will never get around to watching. I got The Wind that Shakes the Barley for Christmas and still haven’t watched it. And just now while over at the dvd shelf to see what else lurked there unwatched… I saw Blind Side, which was a pretty darn good “sports movie” and when I went to put Singin’ in the Rain in the dvd player… I had to remove the H2G2 documentary on the making of the Hitchhikers tv series.
Maybe I’d change my choices…

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry but i cannot allow this stain upon the good name of Rocky III to go unmentioned. It is by far the best of the 6 Rocky films – Clubber Lang was the man!

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who doesn’t like hate Drago…

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drago? Love them with a cerveza back.

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by bgunn on Aug 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was in college, a guy in the chess club would always good-naturedly trash talk during games using Ivan Drago quotes.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I must break you”? Or, “if he dies, he dies”?

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

More the former than the latter.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a pretty bad confession. The only Rocky I’ve seen is Rocky Balboa (the newest one). And the only Rambo I’ve seen was the most recent one they made as well.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s shameful, I know.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suggest you remedy the situation as soon as possible.

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been meaning to. I’m just, like, lazy.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

First Blood was a great movie. It was the 2nd feature to Taps at the theater back in the day.

by younghutch on Aug 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

backed

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taps – awesome ending:

SHAWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s beautiful man, it’s beautiful!!!!!

BOOM!

Cry!

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only Rocky movie anyone really needs to watch is the first one. Rocky 2-4 are kind of fun, but just really popcorn movies.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite horror / suspense: Descent

Damn near unbearable, especially if you’re claustrophobic.

by younghutch on Aug 26, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

When I was a kid, the first two Omen/Damien films scared the freaking crap out of me. I think I’m still scarred by them in ways I don’t realize.

Of contemporary horror films I like The Blair Witch Project.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the consensus on Paranormal Activity? I just saw it this past weekend and was more than pleasantly surprised; the ending was pretty great.

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hated it

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by delorean on Aug 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Malick is getting killed here

Did people see/like/hate The New World? I thought it was fucking incredible.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was really good. That Terrence Malick kid might have a future in filmmaking!

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by groug on Aug 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

didn’t, but looking forward to the new one. days of heaven is high up there for me.

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard good things. It’s near the top of my to-watch list.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wendy Malick?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the movie version of “Just Shoot Me” but did it really need to be four hours long?

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by Kitspool on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely loved it

visual poetry, blah blah blah, all that shit film snobs love to say

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love him, but I am an admitted film snob. I thought The New World was one of the greatest movies ever, until they went back to the old world. The last third just didn’t sit right with me, even though I knew it was intentional.

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by The Wisdom Cow on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, I thought the scenes with the Native Americans had an incredible mystical quality to them that is hard to find in most modern fantasy movies

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked The New World

but didn’t love it. I enjoyed Badlands too, but not Days of Heaven too much.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really love it. I enjoy long, thoughtful movies like that, and assassination of Jesse James. The whole world he creates is incredible

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

Assassination of Jesse James is great. I want to watch the even longer version that they played at the film festivals.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! I keep holding out hope they will release the four hour version on blu-ray

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

such a great underrated film. I love this film. Casey Affleck is great. Gone Baby Gone was really good as well. I’m curious to see his doc. on Joaquin Phoenix, I’m Still Here.

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casey has real chops

Loved Assassination, liked GBG. It had some problems, but Casey Affleck wasn’t one of them.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Malick didn’t do Assassination of Jesse James…

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was giving an example of long thoughtful movies that I liked… If Malick did Jesse James he would still be cutting it and prepping it for release in 2013

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry, I misread the thread.

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

understandeable, 1000 + comments make your brain jumble at times

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved The Thin Red Line, but I just couldn’t get into The New World. I think the juxtaposition of war and nature (or man living a simple life in nature) worked better for me thematically-speaking than whatever theme was explored in TNW.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was beautiful, but i can see why some people didn’t have the patience for it.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: The New World

I liked it a lot while watching it—total immersion. But it hasn’t really aged all that well: in retrospect I take away very little, strangely, except slivers of mood or fragments of imagery.

I love Days of Heaven, though.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 27, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

P.S.

the 3:10 to Yuma remake was fucking garbage

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Who it fucks is nobody’s business.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree.

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recently saw a SF movie

with that pulp fiction girl fabienne (it’s a chopper,baby). It started slow but emerged as a very satisfying film. Anybody know the name?

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fabienne was a bitch

How do you forget about his father’s watch?

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bedside table.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

She was just too distracted by the thought of receiving oral pleasure from Butch later on

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moon

was great bit of S.F.

discuss

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by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lliked Moon a lot

esp for its nods to 2001 and Solaris

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent movie

great performance by sam rockwell, excellently paced by the score… left me thinking on it for a while afterwards

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sam Rockwell: the most famous person I actually sort of know.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was great. I think the movie overall was a solid ‘B.’

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

not bad for David Bowie’s son! first film and everything. He def. has a future in film making. I kep waiting for space oddity to play during the credits lol.

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've seen him at Zeitgeist

He’s on Mike Fontenot stature

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was wonderful.

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by rotorueter on Aug 27, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Empire Strikes Back
2. not sure
3. Kanal (GREAT MOVIE)
4. Field of Dreams/Space Jam (yay my childhood!)
5. Hoop Dreams (/highfive)

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 26, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SciFi/Fantasy: No clue. Meteor Man? I don’t usually watch a lot of Fantasy/SciFi.
Western: Blazing Saddles (I never watch Westerns; I don’t enjoy the genre)
War: See response to Westerns
Sports: Far too many to name one, but League of Their Own and The Sandlot were my hands-down favorites as a child
Documentary: An Injury to One

So I have a feeling I don’t have a lot of DVD’s in common with most of you :/ I prefer comedies, thrillers, and gangster movies

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Creole,

Genres aren’t movies. I know what you’re saying about “Westerns,” but enough are great that we must call your prejudice just that, a silly prejudice. I tend not to care for Action movies, but I’ve watched Road Warrior 20X, and will gladly watch again because it’s great.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

I didn’t mean to imply that they’re all bad. I haven’t seen a lot of them because the ones I have seen I didn’t like. I’m just not someone who likes to experiment with movies. If I’m going to spend money/time on something I want to have some idea that I’m going to enjoy it. So I really wouldn’t say I’m “prejudice” against westerns

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Army of Darkness
2. Western: Once Upon a Time in the West
3. War: Full Metal Jacket
4. Sports: Field of Dreams
5. Documentary: When We Were Kings

Did I pick Army of Darkness because a Star War or Ring Lording movie would be overly obvious and I had enough overly obvious movies? Maaaaaybe.

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by groug on Aug 26, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping Evil Dead/Army of Darkness would pop up somewhere.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

rewatched AoD recently

it didn’t really hold up. some great lines, but torturous at times.

gimme Evil Dead II any day

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

AoD

not even best Evil Dead movie… II was the bestest.

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

well I guess

If “people” can prefer Star Wars over Empire…

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I’d considered Evil Dead 2 as Sci-Fi/Fantasy I might have voted for that.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That trilogy deserves its own category.

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by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Ghostbusters
2. High Noon (tied with Tombstone)
3. Inglourious Basterds
4. Field of Dreams (But only because I haven’t seen Raging Bull)
5. Hoop Dreams

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol, no problem. It is a pretty incredible movie

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOO! I didn’t think of Ghostbusters!! That’s my new #1.

So thanks right back, Every6thDay!

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, not great movie.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it should have won best picture last year.

Acting, writing, direction, cinematography. All brilliant.

by WesHanson on Aug 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you know what those words mean?

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked the movie, but that’s a going a bit too far.

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so, too. I just thought it was more creative than everything else except probably Up.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ending in the theater is awesome!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The antagonist was brilliant.

by Unitard on Aug 26, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you’re being charitable.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I reserve the right to change my opinion when I see it a second time, but I think it was great. It cuts in several directions at once — questions of individual vs. communal mission, love/hate critique of war (and other) cinema, over-the-top revenge fantasy and what that tells us about ourselves — and still stays fun and compelling.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

solid

i appreciate your perspective. by the time i saw it it had been hyped to the roofbeams, and i was deeply disappointed. mostly by the over-the-top performances (which is ultimately the director’s fault). And I consider myself a Tarantino fan.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny, it was sold as a goofy Brad Pitt war movie, but when I think about the film I can barely remember Pitt and his boys being in it. They seemed to wander over from some other film. But then Tarantino loves that sort of arbitrary genre juxtaposition.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have encountered too many people who have hated Inception because of the “hype.” They actually said the movie was good, but all the praise going into it and then afterward colored their view. That really sucks. I hate reading shit like this. In the case of these friends and acquaintances of mine, they want to work in the film/TV industry. I think they’re being stupid for letting hype color their view so much. But for everybody else, that just sucks. I am sure there are also people out there who have experienced way too much hype about sex and — gasp — Baseball and are sorely disappointed, disenchanted with those things because of the hype.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure if you’re attacking me here or what, but I’ll try and explain myself.

When 47 people tell me that X movie is the greatest thing ever, my expectations are raised accordingly. When X movie fails to meet my expectations, I am disappointed. My experience of X movie is thereby diminished. I’m not stupid because of it; it’s just the way perception works.

Also, if you’re disappointed by sex, I’m gonna say you’re doing it wrong.

However if you’re sorely disappointed, you might be doing it right.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t attacking you. I just think it’s a bummer when it sounds like the response to some work is more about the response to the “hype” surrounding that work. There are plenty of things in this world that I like a great deal or even love that people either don’t respond to in the same way or outright hate. “Not living up to the hype” is a tough way to judge things, I think. That’s all.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either I’m not explaining myself well, or you’re just not open to what I’m saying.

When I’m disappointed by something that has been hyped (regardless of the something), I’m not responding negatively out of some perverted backlash. It’s solely because I’m disappointed. Expectations figure heavily in everything I perceive, especially film.

If I go to see a Coen Brothers film, I expect to see a certain type of film. If I think they phoned it in, like they did on The Ladykillers or something, I’m deeply disappointed. However, if someone made Ladykillers as their thesis out of UCLA film school, I’d probably be blown away.

So, part of why I didn’t love Basterds was because it didn’t live up to my expectations, and part of it was that I thought it was a mess of a film. Not because a lot of people liked it and therefore I was going to hate it. That would be fucking idiotic.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps I am only jumping on an incomplete phrase that you wrote:

by the time i saw it it had been hyped to the roofbeams, and i was deeply disappointed.

Elsewhere in the thread, somebody mentioned thinking a movie was good, but not as great as the hype. I am just commenting on the notion that how people think of something before you (or I) see it for ourselves influences the way we judge something after our own experience.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i maintain that you're not picking up what i'm putting down

and that’s going to have to be OK.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually pick up what you’re putting down so, yeah…

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

there ain’t no good guy. there ain’t no bad guy….

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by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My big problem with Basterds

The ’heroes" were flat and uninteresting. I think it would have been a better movie if the Nazis won.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was (one of) the points

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

two words

christoph waltz…

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good film.

Almost great, but killed by how uneven it is. Wish Tarantino just make great movies instead gimmicky good ones.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was interesting that the Nazis were smarter and more intuitive than the Basterds; Landa and Hellstrom had them outclassed by a mile.

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inglorious Basterds

is Cosher Porn (actor’s phrase, not mine), not a war movie.

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by The Wisdom Cow on Aug 26, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Choice on the Ghostbusters

That’s a big twinkie.

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by danklei on Aug 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MASS HYSTERIA

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms...

During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

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by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sci-Fi: Aliens
Western: Back to the Future, Part III
War: Patton
Sports: White Men Can’t Jump
Documentary: Inning By Inning: A Portrait of a Coach (Augie Garrido)

Did you just boo a baby?

by danklei on Aug 26, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Empire Strikes Back
Western: Back to the Future III
War: Inglourious Basterds
Sports: Miracle in the inspirational category, Space Jam for nostalgic
Documentary: 9/11, HM goes to Thin Blue Line

Trying to come up with movies for this list made me realize that the genres I like the most are action/adventure, animation, musicals, and those starring Tom Hanks.

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by mymclife on Aug 26, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Space Jam?

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by 49er16 on Aug 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

space jam was pretty awesome if you’re in the right age group

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe I can fly!

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe I can touch the sky!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you believe it, you can achieve it.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was either the first or second CD I ever owned – I forget if I got Oops I Did It Again before or after.

But, yeah. Growing up in the 90s, Michael Jordan was THE role model. I even owned his biography, and I didn’t even like basketball.

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by mymclife on Aug 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the part where Bill Murray shows up at the end is still epic to me.

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, except...

the Zombieland cameo blows it out of the galaxy.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa, I didn’t know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea if it holds but the Space Jam themed birthday party one of my friends had as a kid was the coolest one I have ever been to!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: The Empire Strikes Back
2. Western: Was West World taken already? Damn. Butch & Sundance, then.
3. War: Three Kings
4. Sports: The Karate Kid… Did I really just type that?
5. Documentary: The Thin Blue Line

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by AngeloB on Aug 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Who wouldn’t want to be the topic of an underdog montage accompanied by the music of Joe Esposito?

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by AngeloB on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had have a young Elizabeth Shue as your girlfriend

and Pat Morita as your sensei…

Cobra Kei/John Kreese…one of the best villans ever

by calbearjd on Aug 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zabka!!!

Have you seen Hot Tub Time Machine??

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by AngeloB on Aug 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...

but have seen the Swept the Leg video!

by calbearjd on Aug 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check it...

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by AngeloB on Aug 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I was eagerly anticipating someone picking The Karate Kid. You have nothing to be ashamed of.

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HM Field of Dreams, Friday Night Lights, The Natural

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by AngeloB on Aug 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read The Natural after years and years of meaning to. Holy shit, why, Hollywood, why?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, its pretty awesome. Malamud was just a pretty awesome writer.

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by sam23 on Aug 27, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Karate Kid II all the way.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, with the Japan trip? Nothing beats Karate Kid III. I’ve often thought about how different my life would be if I skipped college in order to open a bonsai store with an elderly Japanese man.

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by OtherKid on Aug 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you could have met Blake Lively’s older sister, who you would believe to be your love interest, only to have her tell you she has a boyfriend and then get written out of the movie 3/4 of the way through it.

Karate Kid III makes all other sequels look like Godfather II by comparison

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

slightly OT?

what’s taking the cake this year for favorites? i feel like i haven’t even been out to the theaters… is it really all about inception?

by tomorrow on Aug 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Alice in Wonderland.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kidding, by the way. It was pretty awful.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the point I started sobbing, and didn’t stop until the credits.

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by mymclife on Aug 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I distinctly remember shouting “NO WAY!” in a packed El Capitan Theatre.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The scene where Andy is giving his toys to that little girl, at the end, is one of my favorite scenes ever.

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by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

:’(

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he pulls Woody back reflexively, then looks at Bonnie, realizing she deserved his best friend. Tears fell hard, both times I saw it, and when he said, “So long pardner”, I lost it like a little kid. God damn you Pixar for making me weep in front of a 14 year old girl who thought it was “cute”.

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I still haven’t seen it D:

I wonder if it’s playing around here anywhere…

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go see it right now.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 26, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run, run, run to see it. It’s another movie, like Inception, that totally meets the hype, then exceeds it by leaps and bounds.

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO ALL INSIST ON RUINING THIS MOVIE FOR ME

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly think it’s an existential masterpiece that rivals that of anything by Sartre.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winter’s Bone and The Kids Are All Right were really good. There haven’t been a lot of good ones so far this year though.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Pilgrim should be on that list of year’s best, too. Haters gonna hate.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I keep wanting to hate Michael Cera but I keep being denied. I know the day is coming, it’s just not here yet.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I saw Youth in Revolt and expected to hate it, but I actually liked it

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Pan’s Labyrinth
2. Western: Deadwood is better than any western movie I’ve seen. If I have to choose a movie I’ll pick “The Searchers”
3. War: Not a big fan of modern war movies. Maybe Last of the Mohicans? Nerd answer = Hurt Locker.
4. Sports: The Wrestler (sports entertainment counts right???)
5. Documentary: Born into Brothels

by MLWhiteSF on Aug 26, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Born into Brothels

Man, I thought that was terrible. Like, terrible terrible.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

counterpoint

I did love the Wrestler and Deadwood.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deadwood

Shakespeare in the mud…great mention

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I cheated with Deadwood. When I actually start to think about it, I find TV to be much better at all these genres.

This American Life’s run on Showtime was more enjoyable than any documentary movie I can recall.

Band of Brothers over any war movie I can think of.

I might even out myself and say Friday Night Lights is a more enjoyable show than any similar sports movie I can think of.

Granted when you look at LTR and Star Wars it’s hard to compete with fantasy, but I do love me some Lost and I predict the new HBO series based on George RR Martin’s novels will reach that same level.

When it comes to comedies, TV has movies trumped IMO.

by MLWhiteSF on Aug 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FNL is definitely better than any fictional sports movie I can think of, including the movie version of itself.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

forgot about The Wrestler. Great flick.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Wrestler

I liked that movie-though it wasnt what I expected. That shot with the staple gun was sick

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 26, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t tell my wife what the deal was with that movie and she left the theater traumatized and angry with me.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I saw it with my parents

and it was uncomfortable since a lot of that movie took place in a strip club

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 26, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strip clubs don’t really phase her but the violence that he did to himself (and the way it was portrayed) really got to her.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that staple gun shot was intense

That really stood out to me

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found the wrestler as overrated as the red sox front office.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 27, 2010 12:27 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Those are both awesome things.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 27, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

All Chromatic Division

1. Men In Black
2. Red River
3. The Thin Red Line
4. The Big Green
5. The sThin Blue Line

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

"Creepy Lynchness"

Not a genre option.

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by zenbitz on Aug 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Documentary category?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Big Green. Yesss.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red White and Blue have got to be in the all-chromatic eurotrash subdivision

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Monty Clift!

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

pretend this is a reply to zenbitz

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hears Joe Strummer singing ’It’s Montgomery Clift honey’

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, I love that song . . . The Right Profile.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. SciFi: Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
2. Western: Wild Wild West
3. War: Pearl Harbor
4. Sports: Juwanna Man
5. Documentary: Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

Am I doing this right?

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by lincecuminyourface on Aug 26, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

goddammit

this enraged me until i realized it was sarchasm

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

when did you realize that?

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhere around 3.4

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

as soon as i read The Phantom Menace I scrolled down to see the lolcomments.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juwanna Man

not as good as either Eddie or the 6th Man

by calbearjd on Aug 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you pick such crap! We all know Ed is the greatest sports film of all time!

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 not mentioned

A boy and his dog
winchester 73-brought back westerns from war movies
dr.strangeglove
alibi ike
grizzly man

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

stangelove was mentioned

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also: Top Secret

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not mentioned: Gay Porn

Top Gun

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what?

That Volleyball scene was totally not gay

by calbearjd on Aug 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

♫ Playing with the boys… ♫

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is really being said in Top Gun?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyN8VN4BSzM

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zulu

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

because they're both awful

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could easily do a list of Top 5 films with a Werner Herzog voiceover in them. (#1: Encounters at the End of the World)

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by Kitspool on Aug 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgotten Silver by Peter Jackson is another great con-you documentary

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fake tropic thunder doc Rain of Madness!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Boy and His Dog. Man, I haven’t thought about that movie in years!

Nice pull.

by younghutch on Aug 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glory?

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glory was awesome

Entire cast was incredible…

by calbearjd on Aug 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great movie! I totally forgot about that one.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Me too.

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by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome movie, might have to bump BoB off my list since it isn’t an actual movie and put Glory in there.

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Washingtons or Willises above replacement?

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

RIP Bernie Mac :(

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gettysburg

for MAR: moustaches above replacement.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

has to be Private Ryan, no?

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starship Troopers – Would you like to know more?

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy:Terminator 2
2. Western: The Searchers
3. War: Tora! Tora! Tora! (“Glory” is a close second)
4. Sports: Major League
5. Documentary: The War

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by AXmrdrir on Aug 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Top 5 Nic Cage joints

Raising AZ
Valley Girl
Leaving Las Vegas
Wicker Man (LaBute remake)
Bad Lieutenant

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

His reputation would have been secure if he had retired after “Valley Girl” and “Raising Arizona.” But no, he had to go make “National Treasure.” For shame.

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by Kitspool on Aug 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually kinda liked National Treasure.

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

It’s pretty fun to watch

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting back to expectations….

If we were expecting Indiana Jones then you were going to be disappointing, if you were expecting something like the Quest of the Librarian movies it was great!

I liked watching it.

by paboperfecto on Aug 27, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Face/Off

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

L
O
L

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kick-Ass should have just been about Big Daddy.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst movie ever?

or second worst best Nic Cage movie ever??

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of one of my favorite movie reviews ever...
Thoroughly idiotic, offensive to all higher aspects of human consciousness, and rarely funny, “House Party 3” brings rappers Kid ‘N Play back to the screen as buddies who just loooove to party, but who can’t seem to keep out of trouble with various hustlers, nutty relatives, sexy ladies and authority figures. The pretext for “3” is a bachelor party for Kid (Christopher Reid), who’s about to get married so as to provide a pretext for the pretext.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/videos/houseparty3rmills_a09e28.htm

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rock!

I’d take pleasure in guttin’ you…boy.

by scotterduder on Aug 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

The Rock and The Lion King are my two favorite movies of all time.

No joke.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood the “favorite movie of all time” thing. My moods vary so much, I’ll look back on my list for this topic in 3 weeks and think “WTF was I thinking!?!?!”

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I liked that movie! Best Nicholas Cage movie ever!!! LOL!

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait is the Wicker Man one serious? Cuz that sucked ass

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

see the original

it’s fucking awesome

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh i know, but I hate Nicolas Cage and I still think you could put about 10 of his other movies ahead of the Wicker Man remake

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S THE JOKE

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lord of War.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, uhhhhh…. Are you sellin’ Penis Mightiers?

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by AngeloB on Aug 26, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild at Heart

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Con Air

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

love ConAir

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we were getting along so well

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by TexasRanger on Aug 27, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nicholas Cage randomly showed up in my film class

He was awesome. Everything he does gets a lifetime pass from me.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fast Times at Ridgemont High!

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by sam23 on Aug 27, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Terchnically not Nic Cage.

Listed in the credits as “Nicholas Coppola”.

Nephew, I think.

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw Kick Ass, and I was pissed i waited so long. Hit Girl is one of my new favorite film characters – “it’s in the shape of a giant c$^K”

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE
Western: THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY (Great song, too)
War: GLORY
Sports: RAD
Documentary: SUPER HIGH ME

by IAin'tHavingIt on Aug 26, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

I wouldn’t actually put Killer Klowns really high, but it is a severely under-known little gem of humor. I am pleased to see it mentioned. (And it occasionally managed some real horror, too.)

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by owlcroft on Aug 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109 Killer Clowns!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another 109 for RAD!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sat through that whole damn movie just to hear the Dickies in the closing credits.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILERS

IT WAS BACKWARDS

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the end, Guy Pearce kills Joe Pantoliano.

I think I’ve made that joke before.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 26, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seven.

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by AngeloB on Aug 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recently made my wife watch this movie. She was silent through the whole thing and at the end I asked what she thought. “I am disturbed,” was her reply.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should listen to Fincher’s commentary on the Se7en DVD. He relates a hilarious story about the test screening; apparently, he knew it would fuck up anyone who saw it, so he asked the test marketing company to be explicit about the subject matter to avoid ruining anyone’s sunny disposition. At this point, the ending was Pitt shoots John Doe – fade to black. No tacked on narration, nada. Fincher asked that the theater stay black for about 30 seconds after the ending. So, he goes to the screening, the ending happens – boom, light’s come on immediately. Fincher is in the back and three 50-something women walk by him (unaware of his identity), shocked and dismayed, and one of them says, “Whoever made that movie should be killed”. Fincher decides to read the flyer they handed out for the screening and it says, “Would you like to see a movie starring Brad Pitt (Legends of the Fall) and Morgan Freeman (Driving Miss Daisy)?” He figured they must have felt like they went to see a romantic flick and came out feeling like they been bukkaked by a bunch of Asian men.

The other classic story he tells is how he came to direct the movie. He saw the script, wanted to do it because it was uncompromising and didn’t feature a car chase or Brad Pitt rushing home to save Gwyneth from the evil killer as he menaced her, but he didn’t yet have the clout. After Alien3, he asked if he could do Se7en, and his agent was annoyed that he wanted to do it, saying, “Have you read that piece of shit script?” Fincher figures his agent is a big pussy, and tells him that he absolutely wants to do it. He signs up Brad Pitt and Freeman without ever showing them the script, because Fincher sold it to them so well from his memory. So, Fincher finally gets the Salmon Copy, 18th revision, of the script, opens it and finds the movie he fell in love with has been gutted completely and now does indeed feature the aforementioned car chase and damsel in distress scenes. Fincher had to threaten to walk off the movie, taking his two stars with him, unless they restored the original script, which the studio reluctantly did.

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doom Generation

Word to the wise: DO NOT SEE DOOM GENERATION.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw it. i think it is better than you think. very low budget movie about chance encounters that spiral into self destruction.

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by lame-o on Aug 27, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps. but nothing can compel me to watch it again, let alone any other Araki film. maybe Mysterious Skin, for Joseph Gordon Levitt, but ehh…

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Araki had virtually no talent as a filmmaker other than to choose outlandish subject matter.

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

shock value for the sake of shock value. i don’t dig it.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am shocked.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone mention Cinema Paradiso?

Not sure what cat it falls into, but great flick nonetheless

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

hum….foreign drama maybe? Good film…have you seen another one of his movies called Melena?

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I liked it a lot., but CP struck a chord with me prob b/c of when it came out.

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked The Legend of 1900. Loved it, actually.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You asked for it, asshole.”

Tim Roth = underrated.

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2010 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

woefully

he’s one of my faves.

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was shocked when I saw how badly Miramax had butchered CP for American release. If you haven’t seen the 45 minute longer original, run to the place where they sell DVDs and buy it. I can’t watch the US version ever again. It’s a completely different movie.

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No comedy category?

Which makes A Night at the Opera impossible as an entry, which will not do.

I am not much of a movie-goer, but I do have some background in science-fiction and fantasy. On my SF&F site’s forums, we had a whole “best sf&f movie” thread, which might make amusing reading for those interested in the genre. I see on re-reading that thread that my own list was weighted toward fantasy, but for science-fiction I might go for Terry Gilliam’s Brazil (assuming we class it sf and not fantasy); for fantasy, I guess I’d plump for The Adventures of Baron Munchhausen, but it’s close to a toss-up between that and The Seventh Seal. (I only just noticed that Munchausen is also a Terry Gilliam film: I guess I like his work.)

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by owlcroft on Aug 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many comedies

Blazing Saddle, Airplane, Police Academy 1-4

by calbearjd on Aug 26, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seventh Seal with a young Von Sydow

 Is my favorite of all time. I have posted already the love of Gilliam.

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Munchhausen is a great movie. I guess it could be considered a fantasy; I think of it as a comedy, but people are picking A Princess Bride, so I guess it must qualify.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Gilliam the Imaginarium is not half bad, if a little overshadowed by Ledger

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brazil used to be my stock answer for favorite film. It was displaced by Mueller’s Crossing, and I haven’t seen it in a while. I suspect that I won’t like at as much.

I really love Munchhausen, but you and I are apparently the only ones. (Terry Gilliam included).

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by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

I also love Munchausen (and Brazil).

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The official ranking of Terry Gilliam films:

1. Holy Grail
2. Brazil
3. F&L in LV
4. Time Bandits
5. Twelve Monkeys
6. Munchausen
7. Jabberwocky
8. Imaginarium
9. the others

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd move "Time Bandits" up somewhat.

There’s an awful lot to like about that film. Grail actually disappointed me a bit; it seemed like they were all working at what used to come natural. Still, of course, very good, but I can’t see it ahead of Brazil or Time Bandits or Munchhausen (at least—I’m still behind by a few Gilliams)—which, incldentally, is probably how I’d rank those three.

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by owlcroft on Aug 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, making that list made me want to go back and re-watch all of them, since it’s been so long. I’d probably emerge with a completely different ranking.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably overrate Grail and Life of Brian because they’re pretty clever send ups of current (at the time) historiography, and surprisingly historically accurate in a twisted sort of way. But you have to be a pretty big nerd and/or serious student of European history to get that.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly historically informed.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t really see the point of Fear and Loathing—at all. Enlighten me?

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 27, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

To make a movie out of a Hunter S. Thompson book?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and someone would want to do that (and watch that) because…?

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesomeness.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the Munchausen, and not just by proxy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played, Mauer

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best movie ever made doesn’t even fall under one of these categories: Tommy Boy

Bad Grant.

by mlb22 on Aug 26, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I can hear you getting fatter.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ok they have a thin candy shell!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

SCIFI- Donnie Darko
WESTERN- Tombstone
WAR- The Deer Hunter/ Apocalypse Now
SPORTS- Friday Night Lights/ Field of Dreams
DOCUMENTARY- eh, I guess I with Sicko

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 26, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, I'll play

1) Star Wars EP:IV, natch
2) Not into westerns at all, I’ll say Tombstone
3) SPR, honorable mention to Full Metal Jacket and Glory
4) Definitely Bull Durham
5) Word Wars. Sure I’m biased towards the topic, but I watch this at least every couple of months

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 26, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And I have no problem saying

I hated Field of Dreams.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

       1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Hmmm… Back to the future
       2. Western: Shane
       3. War: The Pacific (WAS AMAZING) or Braveheart, or Gladiator
       4. Sports: Little Giants/SANDLOT
       5. Documentary: Screamers (by System of a down)

Mine might be the best set of movies here, so yea…

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

forgot about Sandlot. Solid movie.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine:

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: 12 monkeys
2. Western: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
3. War: Casablanca
4. Sports: Dull Durham
5. Documentary: Man on a Wire

by Angry Dwarf on Aug 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dull Durham

Typo, or off the cuff “Shit Sandwich”-style film review?

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t print that.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Stephen Drew

has 3 homers (and two doubles) in his last 6 at bats. Take note, Giants

by mlb22 on Aug 26, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Sci Fi: Blade Runner
Western: High Plains Drifter
War: Bridge on the River Kwai
Sports: When We Were Kings
Documentary: Gimme Shelter

This was hard. I could have gone a bunch of different ways on every category but sports. There I struggled to come up with one I liked much.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

save for documentaries, these aren't my preferable categories but I'll give it a spin.

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Children of Men/ Akira
Western: No Country for Old Men (soon to me True Grit remake)
War: A Very Long Engagement
Sports: The Hammer
Documentary: The Cove/ The Wire/ The Last Waltz

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I was impressed with Adam Carolla’s jump roping skills in the Hammer. I was less impressed with his acting skills.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, it’s not he best sports movie I’m just a big fan of the Ace man. I had to put it in there.

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought No Country sucked.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not for everyone

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

i didn’t think it was perfect, but i liked it.

why do you think it sucked?

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just never really felt the movie. Couldn’t get into it, got bored.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough!

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it def. moves slow and most people do not like the ending. Those crazy Coen brothers!

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Serious Man

easily their best work since O Brother, and possibly the best since Lebowski

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

O Brother

is one of my favorite movies of all time.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

in my top 5

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

same

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great movie!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

but O Brother was better than the Big Lebowski…

I really liked A Serious Man too.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's debatable

what’s not debatable is that Miller’s Crossing is the best Coen film.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

unfortunately that is debatable, although i may agree but it’s not in my top 5 coen bro films. Fargo, O brother, No Country, The Big, and Blood simple

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

no Raising AZ in the top 5?!?!?

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's tough arguing coen films becuase they are all soooooo good ( i even like watching lady killers and Intoerable for the dialogue), but

i usually pick one of the others to watch first. and i own them all….

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked Intolerable. But then again, I’m a HUUUUUUGE Clooney fan.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him today and squealed like a school girl, it was embarrassing

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a huge Coen-head. Miller’s Crossing just might be my favorite movie of all-time. I might start watching it after typing this. That written, here’s my ranking:

1. Miller’s Crossing
2. The Big Lebowski
3. No Country
4. Barton Fink
5. Fargo
6. Blood Simple
7. O, Brother..
8. .A Serious Man
9. Hudsucker Proxy
10. The Man Who Wasn’t There
11. Raising Arizona

Intolerable Cruelty, Ladykillers, and Burn After Reading don’t exist.

I like Raising Arizona okay, but it doesn’t make me laugh like Hudsucker Proxy, and it doesn’t make me think like TMWWT. I know I’m a freak, I just thought I’d let the world know we exist.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, is Burn After Reading bad? That cast looks so promising, even if you’re inclined to throw out Clooney and Pitt (and I’m not). How disillusioning.

by non sequitur on Aug 27, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Intolerable Cruelty. So there.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have serious problems with this list.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 27, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man Who Wasn't There over Raising AZ?????

Man you crazy

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by delorean on Aug 27, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

O brother, Hudsucker

too low.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone on this site should have a Coen brother's list at the ready

I posted this one in an Andres Torres thread.

1. Miller’s Crossing
2. The Big Lebowski
3. Raising Arizona
4. Blood Simple
5. No Country For Old Men
6. Fargo
7. O Brother Where Art Thou
8. Barton Fink
9. Intolerable Cruelty
10. The Hudsucker Proxy
11. The Man Who Wasn’t There
12. Burn After Reading
13. The Ladykillers

Intolerable Cruelty was good, yo.

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by oldjacket on Aug 27, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Barton Fink?!!?!?!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll just stop and say I love them all

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really need to see this, its the only Coen Bros classic I have not

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Serious Man!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

she done R U N N O F T on us

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE COLOR GUARD IS COLORED!

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still say “I THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD” whenever someone doesn’t understand what I’m whispering.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need to find a wizard what can change him back.

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

They done turned you into a horny toad!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 27, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want no FOP! I’m a Dapper Dan Man!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ain't this place a geographical oddity!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that was great. But i still think No Country was their best since O brother. Really looking forward to The Dude in True Grit though. I have a feeling its going to be one of their best

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

no.

not even close.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, Musical’s sing the plots and dialogue.

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm on your side

then but …they make a good point

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is?

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

no they don't

no it’s not
what movie did you watch?

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be more specific

the main characters sing exactly twice, and it’s the same song both times. The songs, for the most part, are not essential to the plot, and you could take them out without really affecting the overall storyline.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sirens sing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

but it’s just not enough.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

them sireens loved him up and turned him into a horny toad

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen

They here music in the water, Clooney hears his girls sing …they sing a top hit song and are moved to promenance etc

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

but if you’ve ever seen a musical, the music is MUCH more integral to the story than it was in O Brother, and it’s not even close

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

best song in the movie, Hard Time Killin’

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Musicals

Showboat
Oklahoma
Annie
Cats

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I ever mention when I was in West Side Story, and Jeff Brantley watched my performance?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

This deserves a fan post

at least.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

the music

moves the plot all over the place. I agree it’s not a musical. but what defines a musical then.

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

from wiki
Musical theatre is a form of theatre combining music, songs, spoken dialogue and dance. The emotional content of the piece – humor, pathos, love, anger – as well as the story itself, is communicated through the words, music, movement and technical aspects of the entertainment as an integrated whole.

It’s also a know it when you see it kind of thing. I used to act in musicals, so I’m pretty familiar with their structure/etc. Watch Rent for a good modern example of a musical.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it's a movie with

musical overtones. or almost a musical. or then what is the category?

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

O Brother

is simply a movie that has a few songs a plot elements; however, the movie’s content and plot and whatever else is not delivered through song.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

donno

haven’t seen it

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh brother

Year Result Award Category/Recipient(s)
2001 Nominated Eddie Best Edited Feature Film – Comedy or Musical
Ethan Coen (as Roderick Jaynes)
Tricia Cooke

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen it because it looks like it sucks.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

SJP AND KEVIN BACON....AND DANCING?? WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

here this might help more
A book musical’s moments of greatest dramatic intensity are often performed in song. Proverbially, “when the emotion becomes too strong for speech you sing; when it becomes too strong for song, you dance.” In a book musical, a song is ideally crafted to suit the character (or characters) and their situation within the story

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Chicago or Moulin Rouge

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

both good examples too.

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

no that's opera

musicals will have a lot of dialog that isn’t sung

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i didn’t mean all the dialogue

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say no. I don’t consider Once a musical either. I think you have to sing dialogue for it to be a musical.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once is def. not a musical. Great music however!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELLA NO!

I know because I don’t like musicals and I love OBWAT

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, like, that’s just your opinion man

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Hammer

I can’t tell you why.

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by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am very much an anime noob but I like Akira and Ninja Scrolls.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

For all the SF natives or anyone that has seen it,

have you seen La Mission? it’s being mailed tomorrow. I was curious to check it out.

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

1) Does In Bruges count? Its gets a little fantatstical towards the end
2) The Proposition (although it changes as Westerns are my favorite genre)
3) Apocalypse Now
4) Breaking Away (brought tears to my eyes and we watched in English class, I had to be very inconspicuous)/ Caddyshack
5) Ken Burns Baseball. My Dad made me watch them all as a young kid and it really gave me a sense of history about the game

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

In Bruges was great! was The Proposition the one set in Australia?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Nick Cave wrote the screenplay as well. Good movie.

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love his soundtrack as well, haunting digeridoo music (I did not spell that right)

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Bruges is wildly underrated

Fantastic little movie.

I feel like we could watch some movies together.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely, any good, weird recs. Its ironic but ever since I started working in hollywood I havent had the time to actually watch some good movies lol

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh, yer in The Biz!

In what capacity?

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

the smallest possible, production assistant, trying to work my way up one rung at a time. I just moved up from intern!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, cool

I assume you’ve seen Swimming with Sharks? :D

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yes, and I have been warned by many people to watch my back. And I have met some crazy Kevin Spacey types

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention been yelled at by them

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll never forget telling the “star” of a pilot that he was needed on set (he was 20 minutes late) as they were waiting to start the day’s shoot (we were already waaay behind on the shooting schedule, too). He said, “Can I at least eat my breakfast?” This being my first PA gig, I hesitated, said, “Well, they really need you on set. They’re ready now.” And he responded, “exCUUUUSE ME?! I CAN’T EAT MY BREAKFAST!” He was 6’2, I’m 5’7 and had a loud voice. Turns out, the right answer is, “Whenever you’re ready!”

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d put up anecdotes but maybe they will have to wait until this job is faaaar behind me, and for the most part its an amazing job

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Con: gained a lot of weight in those jobs
Pro: Was in great shape because of all the standing/running

Con: 18-hour days
Pro: Had a real sleep schedule!

Con: No free time during the week, too tired on weekends
Pro: Lots of money because meals are free and no time to spend any money earned

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im similar, but in post, so its all sitting at a desk and running an errand. when this job ends I’m going to try to get onto a movie set as a PA cuz this is making me fat, I’ve gained 5-10 pounds since I started. The money is a great part cuz i’ve finally paid off my car!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah post. If you like it, you should stick to it.

My sense is that post jobs are easier to come by because you can just go with your “crew” from show to show (perhaps). It works the same as a set PA, too, but that can sometimes be a tough nut to crack just to get into. Definitely get in good with the ADs, if you can.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i’m just trying to meet as many people as possible, and its working out since we are on the third editing team so far. I hear the on set PA is a chaotic one, but one I want because I feel my future is not in post.

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michelle Forbes

oh man

Good luck, man.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much appreciated, its an intense business to be in

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna read through all of these posts before posting mine, but I'm too busy for that crap

Anyway, I hate “favorite” or “best” lists because I’m not THAT particular. I like a lot of movies

1. Serenity
2. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (I almost put Tombstone, which are pretty much the only two westerns I’ve liked. I haven’t seen very many westerns, though)
3. Saving Private Ryan (I also haven’t seen very many war movies)
4. Field of Dreams (Yes, I like it)
5. I’m really drawing a blank on documentaries, for some reason, even though I’ve seen quite a few…Um…I guess March of the Penguins?

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

the butch cassidy fight scene where Butch is challenged for supremacy is one of my favorite fights ever!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rules? In a knife fight?

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone count 1,2,3 Go!

123 Go!

whump

by younghutch on Aug 27, 2010 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miracle is my favorite sports movie. I will also watch any movie about ice skating, the campier the better.

I don’t really care that much about any of the other genres.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 26, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Me = Nick Swardson’s character, except I don’t plan on killing anyone.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICE CASTLES

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE CUTTING EDGE

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 26, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cutting Edge 2!

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved this movie as a kid!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure I'm telling the truth...

1.LOTR
2.High Plains Drifter
3.Inglorious Basterds
4.Remember the Titans
5.Assault in the Ring

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NVM

2. Dances with Wolves
3. Down Periscope

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double Nvm

2. The Cherokee Kid
4.Cool Runnings

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. 12 Monkeys
2. Blazing Saddles
3. Full Metal Jacket
4. Bull Durham
5. Sherman’s March

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Aug 26, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Side Category: Best Brando Films

There are so many. Aside from the obvious choices, this is one of my favorites:
-Reflections in a Golden Eye

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Hope Lincecum can pitch somewhat ok tomorrow

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 26, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you define “somewhat OK”

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully better than Piranha 3D, but it would be great if he pitched as good as The Deep

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere betweeen American Pies 1 and 4?

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooof, no

that’s like Wellemeyer, don’t you think?

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to moderate my expectations

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been pitching like The Love Guru lately. I would settle for Semi-Pro tomorrow night.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he doesn’t pitch “For the Love of the Game”

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I am fat. I blame the Feds..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 26, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey. I spent a whole lecture in the Spring around this graphic.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A salad costs more than a big mac because anyone dumb enough to go to a fast food place for a salad is dumb enough to overpay for it.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re also often LESS healthy for you

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you use all of the dressing~

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by jctGamer on Aug 26, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it contains arsenic

by capn on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

but most people do

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of COURSE the socialist pyramid would be more colorful.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d rather be fit than rich.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

McDonald’s cows come from Brazil.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They look totally hawt in bikinis.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't "Grains" read "Whole Grains?"

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Phillies lost.
Pads losing 9-0 in the top of the 4th. Dbacks still batting.

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes.

10-9 Padres victory is going to suck. Probably less since we know the division is out of reach.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they don’t win 11-10, i’m cool.
Signed,
Still Not Over It

by iamwhatiam on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

The Dbacks just hit into a double play… on a double.

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

how

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parra hit a double. Montero tried to score from first on it and was thrown out at home. Parra was then caught between 2nd and 3rd when he tried to advance during the play and was tagged out.

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your sig. If I might be so bold as to propose adding an * as a wild card:

Buster Posey > *

(greater than everything)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

not losing

behind…haven’t you learned anything this week?

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Back to the Future/The Prestige
Western: Haven’t really watch movies of this genre
War: Saving Private Ryan
Sports: Miracle or The Sandlot
Documentary: The Song Remains the Same

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

is the THE Road Sifi/fantasy?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, but it doesn’t touch the book imo. I mean I know thats standard, but the movie seems flat and not as powerful at all as the novel

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i read the book while i heard the movie was in production and i agree. But i thought the Film was still pretty good.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I didnt think it was bad, but the book was one of the most powerful things I’d ever experienced, and it seemed to me foolish or at best incredibly ambitious to make that into a film, but I think its like that with all of McCarthys books

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the Coens did a better job at adapting their book

have you read Millennium Trilogy or seen any of the films?

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, my mom saw the first movie and I really want to. they sound interesting enough and I have heard great things from everyone who has seen/ read them

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I wasn’t blown away by No Country for Old Men like I thought I would be. I thought they left out some really key parts (though I’m a bit drunk right now, so I forget what the key parts were) that really helped to explain Chighur. I think it was something like, Chighur (if I’m spelling that right) is guided by such a strict set of morals, morals that are so perfectly in place that no one could possibly live up to them and follow them. At least that’s what I got out of the book, but when I watched the movie, he just seemed like some crazy bastard who knew exactly what to do in every situation.

The movie was good, and the actors played their parts spectacularly, but I just thought there were a couple pretty key scenes that were left out.

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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both film and movie are about the inevitability of death.

And it’s remorseless lack of reason.

Coen Bros have been harping on about that theme for a long time.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

its

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, uh, film and book

How did that happen?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that. It was a really sad scene with the guy’s wife. I don’t really remember that scene in the movie very well, but in the book, it was really powerful. What other movies have the Coen Bros made that have been harping on that theme, if you can remember any off the top of your head? (Maybe Fargo? I’m bad at this)

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Serious Man.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Man Who Wasn’t There
Fargo
Barton Fink
Blood Simple
Raising Arizona (the coda is like the nice version of No Country)
A Serious Man

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only way to judge a movie made from a book . . .

. . . is on how it would seem to one who had never read the book. No movie can ever capture a really good book, for a variety of fairly obvious reasons. But a movie is not an audiobook with pictures, it is a whole different medium, with different requirements, and needs to be judged as itself, not as a “version” of the work in another medium. But that is nearly impossible for anyone who has read the book.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 26, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

did you like it? I haven’t encoutered anyone who had good things to say about it.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I thought they did a pretty good job. Of course, I watched it long enough after I read the book that I’m sure I missed parts where the movie fell short compared to the book.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven't seen it

still curious tho

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

see it to quench the curiosity, it is interesting to see the world you envision while reading on the screen

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i intend to

same director did the Proposition, right? that was brutal and amazing.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Hillcoat, that was one of the reasons I decided to see it. The Propositon was one of those movies I had to show to all my friends and family to get the word out. The whipping scene still haunts me to this day

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sports/Doc

Two Escobars

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 26, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see that. The Len Bias one is the only 30 for 30 I’ve seen so far and I thought it was great.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that one, but the Two Escobars is amazing.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. The Shining. Can I pick The Shining?
2. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
3. Hurt Locker
4. Friday Night Lights
5. This video we watched about cane toads in biology class. I forget what it was called but it was AWESOME

by Howie Bruno on Aug 26, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i think thats in horror genre….psych thiller

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck yes the cane toad documentary ruled

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by jponry on Aug 26, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Return of the Jedi
2. Maverick
3. The Kingdom / The Great Escape / Pan’s Labyrinth
4. Any Given Sunday
5. Riding Giants

by GrooveGiant on Aug 26, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

good point with Pan’s Labyrinth in war section. that’s an often overlooked aspect of the film.

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moon.
Butch cassidy and the sun dance kid
Enemy at the gates
Air Bud
Death in Santa Land

"Life is like a grapefruit. It's orange and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

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by operation carrot on Aug 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not playing Film Nerd trivia, so prepare to mock me

Science Fiction/Fantasy: – Lord of the Rings trilogy
Western: Tombstone (could have gone with new 3:10, Good/Bad/Ugly, or Fistful of Dollars, but Tombstone was awesome)
War: Red Dawn
Sports: Rounders (saw someone reference that, and had to make that my choice too!)
Documentary: May I Be Frank

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 26, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing to be ashamed of...

“How can it be bullshit to state a preference?”

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOTRs is pretty nerdy actually…

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says the person involved in the musical theater discussion upthread

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Dawn?

Really?

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by Viliphied on Aug 26, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen it in a while...

But I still have a soft spot in my heart for it. That scene at the end where whats-his-name holds his brother as he dies… Damn that was a powerful scene!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about when they pissed in the radiator?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My midnight drunk watching list

SciFi: Pitch Black
Western: The Quick and the Dead
War: The Dirty Dozen
Sports: Death Race (really Dodgeball, but it’s been picked too often)
Documentary: King of Kong (considering that it’s about the only one I could watch drunk)

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

haha this is a great idea for a list. Should be its own thread

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I caught The Slammin’ Salmon the other day, I was rather pleased.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bhaakon approved?

I’m loathe to keep going back to those guys. I thought Super Troopers and Beerfest were good, but not great and overall, their work is kinda limp.

by Every6thDay on Aug 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Super Troopers was very good, Beerfest was definite drunkwatch material, and Club Dread was just godawful. Slammin Salmon is better than Beerfest, but it’s no Super Troopers.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

although I should watch beerfest again. I thought the slammin salmon was pretty all right

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by Gobroks on Aug 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Super Troopers. I watched Club Dread next and hated it, and haven’t given any of their other movies a chance. Though I caught a scene of Beerfest, and it sounds like my kind of movie.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) 2001 (for me, the best film ever made)
2) Once Upon a Tim in the West
3) Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb
4) sports movies as a whole are terrible, so… The Damned United
5) this one is too hard… anything with David Attenborough’s name attached, Man on Wire, Heart of Darkness, King of Kong, Grizzly Man

Like delorean, much of my list could change

   

    1. Science Fiction/Fantasy:
       2. Western:
       3. War:
       4. Sports:
       5. Documentary:

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 26, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This says more about you than the movie.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think people who have a problem with 2001 fail to put it in context. It was completely unprecedented when it was released. No one had ever seen anything like that in motion picture history. It is a very important film.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say the same about Intolerance, for instance, but that’s still boring as hell.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, I can respect it without enjoying it.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we are talking about effects (and it was unprecedented for reasons other than effects), I would rather watch that film than any computer-generated effects extravaganza 8 days a week. It’s tangible, it draws me in.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Aug 26, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a problem with minutes of footage

with nothing going on..it’s been a critique of him since day one. If he edited his movies down Imo they would have more impact

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars you're right

But this is a very young thread. The special effects are better than the first Star Wars imo and 6+ plus years before. The obelisk scenes are wonderous and ponderous and then not much payoff . Kubrick had a vision that was enhanced upon by later filmmakers.

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

a lot of movies do unprecedented, new things, are important for some reason for another, but that rarely makes it any more enjoyable to watch.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord, The Damned United is fantastic! David Peace is a genius.

by blackbird on Aug 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you try any preversions in there I’ll blow your head off.

by toofruss on Aug 26, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey let's go watch some movies together

love yer list

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SciFi/Fantasy: Children of Men
Western: Fuck Westerns.
War: Two Towers:
Sports: Miracle
Documentary: Zeitgeist

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by SneakToBetterSeats on Aug 26, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Westerns? I would redirect this at you but I fear I would receive a warning

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember not being able to stand the wait until I was old enough to get into a fuck western.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Greenjacks offense doin work
billybyler Augusta #GreenJackets send 13 to the plate, score 8 in 2nd inn vs. West Virginia. Tommy Joseph 3-run HR.

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by djp4cal on Aug 26, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

Huh. I thought I would’ve had to use Apple-A or something but apparently shift-A still works on this thing.

Yeah, I’m not even gonna bother to read up on every thing that I missed. Anyone wanna fill me in on it?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

People like movies

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But 1000+ comments were about movies?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to go OT. WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR FILM DISCUSSION!!!!!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one comes here for the news.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thanks…another one for the FAQ

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Also, SBN shortcuts are independent of whatever shortcuts your computer have.

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And no, I did not stalk Howie.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even a little?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in class all day and I think he said that 5-6:45 was his free time between classes or something.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve still got an hour!

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by groug on Aug 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I go stalk him now and come back with crappy cell phone pictures?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, then, I’ll see what I can do.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go ahead and guess you aren’t a fan of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen it.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

=O

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUNG

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me either. At this point I probably shouldn’t because it will never survive the hype

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

=O

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know, but at this point I’m afraid I won’t like it or draw enough from it to appreciate it so I’d rather just be the person who didn’t see it as opposed to the person who didn’t like it.

I haven’t seen Gone with the Wind either, for the same reasons.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with not liking 2001. It’s totally okay to draw your own opinions on things.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 26, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually that’s true. But when it comes to music and movie people get VERY ANGRY in their subjective views.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s their problem, man. They think they’re cool, but really they’re the Man, and they want you to conform. Be yourself, just like they say on MTV and shit.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Far out

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is exactly why I’m reluctant to discuss those topics with people.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 26, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, exactly

I’ll refer you to gallo de cielo’s comments on my list. Apparently I’m prejudiced against westerns.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m prejudiced against Westerners, so it all works out.

I’m kidding! I love you guys.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gone with the Wind was fantastic.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve read the book, that was good. And I think I’ve seen most of the movie… they used to run it every year on 9 [pbs] and each time I’d catch 60-90 minutes of it…so I think I’ve seen it all, just not in chronological order.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same for me with Star Wars. My mother so detested it when I was a kid I never got to see the movies start to finish, in order.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m that way with a LOT of movies, I just don’t do well with the sitting down thing.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you’re a teacher. All the good teachers I had were always moving, doing something.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true…

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the next 4 movies in my netflix queue are:

The Mission
The Passenger
The Conversation
The Business

I should probably move The Apartment up ahead of Double Indemnity to keep the trend going.

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by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Add The Proposition!

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty good movie

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in the instant queue

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by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should really just skip the first one and get straight to the good stuff.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually gonna move The Mission down because I see it’s going to be available on instant pretty soon. Does that mean you didn’t think it was good?

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by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was fine when I saw it 20 years ago, but the next two movies on your list are all-time greats. So is Double Indemnity.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

a classic film noir if I’ve ever seen one.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Definite Article

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOLID

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

       1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Star Wars
       2. Western: The Magnificent Seven
       3. War: Saving Private Ryan
       4. Sports: Major League
       5. Documentary: none

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe I forgot Major League, I used to watch that whenever it was on. Hell I even can enjoy the terrible sequels

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAKULA

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by groug on Aug 26, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES, and Downtown, I love Walton Goggins (awesome name)

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

As you all know I don’t watch many movies… in some ways it makes making lists so much easier…
1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Fail-Safe the 1964 version
2. Western: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, I think that’s actually the only western I’ve ever seen.
3. War: A Bridge Too Far
4. Sports: Joyeux Noel
5. Documentary: Cosmos [that count? it’s not a movie theater movie]

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Merope, I’m a big Fail-Safe fan too. Read the book when I was, like 14, and didn’t see the movie until ’75. It is just as good.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have got to see Cosmos.

Wait. Were you and I talking about that a few weeks back?

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why yes… yes we were...

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I promise I’m not nearly as douchey as I must have appeared. I’m blanching just looking back at my faux-presumptuousness.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been reminded that Joyeux Noel is rather obscure and there are some footy fans in the house so….

Adapted from the Wiki: [It’s] a 2005 film about the World War I Christmas truce of December 1914, depicted through the eyes of French, Scottish and German soldiers. It was written and directed by Christian Carion.

The film was nominated for Best Foreign Language Film at the 78th Academy Awards. The film was one of Ian Richardson’s last appearances before his death on February 9, 2007.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds pretty interesting, actually.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’s really more of a war movie…

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yeah, I was wondering why it was under sports

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said I went with the first things I thought of: stupid brain!

Sports movie: Brian’s Song / Blind Side
happy now?

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn! I forgot about Cosmos! Gah!

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love a Bridge Too Far, but Hackman doing a Polish accent was a bit too much for me.

by toofruss on Aug 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is surprisingly on topic.

Anyway, I’m off to the Grizz/River Cats game. Watch out RyRohl and Dreamy Dan! ;-)

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Have fun! Watch out for that guy I told you about. ;)

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not too exotic

      1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Close Encounters of the Third Kind
       2. Western: The Outlaw Josey Wales
       3. War: The Big Red One
       4. Sports: Bull Durham
       5. Documentary: Beyond The Mat

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I need someone to explain to me why Godfather II is better than the first Godfather,

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I DON’T NEED YOUR FANCY ALGEBRA OK?

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by cheno on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

for me, it

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa that was weird

What i was trying to say is that the scope of GF2 is what makes it better than GF (to me).

Plus DeNiro, obviously.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I probably put too much weight on endings, and that’s why I like Godfather more.

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by cheno on Aug 26, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not.

But then again, who really cares? They are both great goddamn movies.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to turn a hose on this "favorite" stuff

but it does a disservice to many great works to declare “best” or “favorite.” Even with “favorite” the choice in arbitrary in time and might be different tomorrow. “Best” is just silly.

That being said . . . two fine movies I haven’t seen on any list.

War: Das Boot.

Documentary: Gates of Heaven.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 26, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I just picked ones that were in my head right now

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by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I just, for the most part picked the first ones that came to mind. Except for documentaries… those were tough
 the Michael Moore ones: meh
Religulous: meh
Supersize me: meh
The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: eh
I saw an interesting Tesla bio but that was only an hour long, so that’s not really a movie, finally I wimped out and went with Cosmos.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suprised that Who Killed the Electric Car hasn’t gotten any love in the doc catagory.

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That was a fascinating movie.

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I haven’t seen it, but since the electric car is a huge environmental shell game, I’d like to thank whoever killed it.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, screw movie snobs! Except the ones here, of course.

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by cheno on Aug 26, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

thread tl;dr

       1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Star Wars
       2. Western: Blazing Saddles
       3. War: Inglorious Basterds
       4. Sports: Bull Durham
       5. Documentary: Clerks

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by Skaldheim on Aug 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, I forgot about Blazing Saddles. Love that movie.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ends up as more of a musical, no?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had it on my western list and Every6thDay added it to his

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Clerks is a documentary, then I have to go back and change my selection to “Jackass The Movie”

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Jackass is definitely a documentary.

I know that Clerks is a somewhat snide answer, but I did live the Clerks life for a while, tand I think that movie documented what it was like far far better (though with tongue in cheek) than any real documentary could.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 26, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You culd be right.

Most documentaries are about as “real” as reality television anyway (looking at you, Michael Moore).

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

subthread

Director who has most thoroughly pissed away his/her promise and/or gifts

Kevin Smith
Richard Linklater
George Lucas

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leaving out the aforementioned Shyamalan?

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought about adding him,

since Sixth Sense was good

I’ll allow it.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Smith is horrible

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Smith has failed to improve, but he’s managed to pump out some comedies of similar quality to his first film.

I’d probably drop another name that’s been kicked around this thread: M. Night Shyamalan.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

smith, Im not ready to write off Linklater, and I never thought Lucas was much of a director. Smith made some quirky gems, and now Cop Out :(

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 27, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

george is not really a very good director.

did okay in SW IV, got smart and had somebody else do it for V-VI (thank god), and then showed us all how much he blows at directing in I-III.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

American Grafitti? THX1138?

Both showed great promise that was never realized.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 27, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

fine, i'll give you american graffiti

but directing a 20 minute short is not the same as directing a feature length film. maybe his success got to him and he became a self-indulgent old man, but do you realize he wanted to give Darth Vader a lair inside of a volcano full of demons?

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linklater is the ultimate Hollywood sellout hack fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 27, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dazed and Confused is so perfect. He gets a lifetime pass.

Kevin Smith is the Jason Christiansen of filmmaking. I mean, okay, sure, I don’t mind him hanging around, but, fuck, don’t pay that much attention to him.

Lucas is Lucas, so why should it be?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: I probably can’t count ones I’ve seen on Mystery Science Theater, so I’ll say Serenity.
2. Western: Ummm…Back to the Future III?
3. War: The Guns of Navarrone
4. Sports: Bull Durham
5. Documentary: The Fog of War

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 26, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The first war movie I can remember seeing was Force 10 from Navarone. I enjoyed it but it probably paled in comparison to Guns (which I’ve never seen and which, yes, I know is a classic).

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fog of War is pretty good. Had to watch it in my history class in high school, I actually really liked it.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Late to the party...

…my favs have already been mentioned but maybe I have one or two that are additive?

1. Sci-Fi: 2001 (no brainer)
2. Western: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (Blondy!!!)
3. War: The Deer Hunter (Friggin’ unbelievable)
4. Sports: Bad News Bears (Sorry)
5. Documentary: The Song Remains the Same

Alternates for #5:

The Bridge – anyone see this? Not necessarily my fav but local and pretty amazing/depressing.

Spinal Tap – actually saw them play live so that was pretty cool.

by Bochean on Aug 26, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bad News Bears is a good choice, actually. That might be mine.

by Evan on Aug 26, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bridge

just saw your post after i posted ….
the bridge is an amazing doc. i didn’t find it depressing at all though …

by bombs on Aug 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not too depressing but some of those shots with people jumping changed me forever.

by Bochean on Aug 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely. i was torn on whether showing that footage was incredibly invasive and voyeuristic … or just stunningly sad and beautiful. ultimately i think the filmmaker did a good job of not just exploiting that footage and letting it speak for itself.

by bombs on Aug 26, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

2001

yes no need to have a brain

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the rain song in the Song Remains the Same is great. Also, JJP and Fe Fi FO Fum!

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by O R They? on Aug 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 Giants...

best science fiction/fantasy: Marvin Bernard
western:Will Clark

War: Willie Mays
sports:Joe DiMaggio
Doc: Dave Dravecky

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t do that to yourself in public. Mom’ll get mad and send you to a psychiatrist.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, you’ll grow hair on your palms.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 26, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

just for kicks

1. Gattaca
2. Bad Day At Black Rock
3. Galipoli
4. The Big Green
5. The Bridge

by bombs on Aug 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

guessing reply fail … but duuuude Gallipoli

by bombs on Aug 26, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SciFi/Fant: 12 Monkeys, Donnie Darko
West: No Country, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
War: Inglorious Basterds, Enemy at the Gates
Sports: The Wrestler, Point Break, Little Giants
Doc: Century of Self, What the Bleep Do We Know?

by VizquelQuest on Aug 26, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The main thing I remember Enemy at the Gates for is the most pathetic sex scene in movie history.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen Enemy At the Gates but the sex scene between Tim Blake Nelson and Jennifer Aniston in the Good Girl was pathetic in a way.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaws The Revenge

Michael Caine Lorraine Gary….geezer xex

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that scene is not hot. really good movie although I haven’t seen it in forever.

by VizquelQuest on Aug 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the Bleep Do We Know was kinda bullshit though very entertaining.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any Down Periscope fans in the house?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, another good drunkwatch.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s one of those movies a cable channel will program for a Saturday when there’s nothing else on. And I watch at least part of it just about every time.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a running joke between me and my friends about this movie. When this was in the theater I kept complaining about how much the movie sucked. So now when anyone says, “It’s not even worth $4,” everyone laughs.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy : Barry Bonds
Western: Fred Lewis
War: Fred Stanley
Sports: Bobby Thomson
Doc: Mike Matheney

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OT:

Nats up 8-5 over STL in the bottom of the 7th
Pads making a comeback in the bottom of the 8th..11-5 now

by giants92388 on Aug 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

My Movies List

1. Sci-Fi: Star Wars (Any of them)
2. Western: For A Few Dollars More
3. War: Gettysburg
4. Sports: Major League
5. Documentary: Thirteen Days (It’s a “docudrama”, so I’m cheating here)

by Unitard on Aug 26, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Thirteen Days is an excellent choice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could have

all Costner here
Waterworld
Dances with wolves
13 days
Bull Durham
The Will to Drill

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Clint Eastwood>All Kevin Costner

1. Fire Fox
2. Pick any one you want
3. Heartbreak Ridge
4. Million Dollar Baby
5. The Eastwood Factor

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, clint gets that one

but these categories are slanted in his favor. and waterworld… well, i mean, it’s terrible.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone seen Animal Kingdom yet? It seems like an awesome Aussie crime movie, I keep meaning to go out and see it but its only playin in a few theaters down here

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Iron Giant

best “boy and his robot” movie ever.

discuss.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Last of the great “non-computer animated” animated films

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

there were many elements within the film that were CG, notably the Iron Giant him(its)self

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hush Up!

was more so refering to the 2D animation style

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i made my wife watch it a long time ago and she was ready to hate me forever for it, until the movie redeemed itself to her at the end.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars and the Real Girl.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the "real" "girl"

wasn’t a robot, right? more of a life-sized doll, no?

(i haven’t seen the movie yet, so that is my assumption)

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it vibrates, I’m going with robot.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probot?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Bladerunner
2. Western: Blazing Saddles
3. War: Full Metal Jacket
4. Sports: Field of Dreams
5. Documentary: Buena Vista Social Club

Extra Credit:

1. My dad waited until I was about ten years old to show me blazing saddles, one of his favorite movies. He had a special evening planned where we made sundaes at the house and were going to watch the movie. To him this was a right-of-passage. Unfortunately, after about 20 minutes of watching white people drop N-bombs I had had enough. I was shocked that my dad was such a racist. My dad was saddened and until I was about 14, when I watched the movie again and loved it, this remained an awkward point in our relationship.

2. I drove out to Madison, Wi, last week and stopped in Dyersville ,IA ,to go to the actual field of dreams. I arrived with my buddy and found 2 young teenagers prepping to take BP. I laced ’em up and shagged balls for about 30min before my buddy and I took our turns at the plate. Twas a truly amazing sight, 4 strangers playing baseball on a beautiful field in the midst of hundreds of miles of corn. The End.

by TwoBagger on Aug 26, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Reminds me of the Mark Twain quote – When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the second time I’ve seen that quote this week.

by Natto on Aug 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I hadn’t already seen it recently, I wouldn’t have remembered it…

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice extra credit. Forgot about the N-bombs.

I want to see Blazing Saddles with my Dad even though I wanted to see a different movie. To convince me to go he told me he would give me a quarter if I didn’t laugh. So I was determined not to laugh. I was able to hold off until the fart scene and then I lost it. No quarter for me.

by Bochean on Aug 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

farts, man

they are hilarious.

really though.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: its got to be both Bladerunner and Serenity
2. Western: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
3. War: Full Metal Jacket
4. Sports: Rudy
5. Documentary: Man on Wire

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and [Sabeans] stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Einstein

by MillerGoldA on Aug 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you mean?

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 27, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched Goodfellas yesterday. Great movie.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/stabs guy in trunk of car

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go get your fucking shinebox!

by TwoBagger on Aug 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of terrifying that that guy was based on a real person.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 26, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think I'm funny?

Do I amuse you in some way?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 26, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE that movie

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love ‘goodfellas’ but i have to add it to the list of good movies with too much unnecessary screaming. also ‘reservoir dogs’

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homemade Goodfellas shirt here, if you look closely.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

have the poster!!

along with Surf Nazis Must Die!! Not for sale

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting the sense you like movies a bit…just a guess

by Bochean on Aug 26, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surf Nazis Must Die!!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Year Result Award Category/Recipient(s)
2001 Nominated Eddie Best Edited Feature Film – Comedy or Musical
Ethan Coen (as Roderick Jaynes)
Tricia Cooke

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever I see a dart board, I want to get nude. That’s what that movie does to me.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

AWOTM is an underrated gem from the 80s, a pseudo-sequel to Kentucky Fried Movie. It’s still one of my favorite comedies; I love Don “No Soul” Simmons more than life itself

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by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Sometimes i hate beerpong

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 26, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh… well… it’s aight… it’s fun when you actually do well

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Allthetimes I hate tweets

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever tried playing flong? It’s beer pong + flip-cup. AMAZING.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 26, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction: Planret of the Apes (Charlton Heston original)
2. Western: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
3. War: The Train
4. Sports: Caddyshack
5. Documentary: Mayor of Sunset Strip

by koel on Aug 26, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

       1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: The Man Who Fell To Earth
       2. Western: High Noon
       3. War: Apocalypse Now
       4. Sports: This Sporting Life
       5. Documentary: Gray Gardens

by blackbird on Aug 26, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Gray Gardens

classy

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Running Man
No Country for Old Men
Three Kings
Field of Dreams
Not sure I have ever watched and enjoyed a documentary

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by HoosierGiant on Aug 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Your name is HoosierGiant

Are you allowed to not pick Hoosiers? Won’t Larry Bird get pissed?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not HoosiersGiant

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad to say I have never seen it. It was tougher for me not to pick Rudy, but Field of Dreams was just to great.

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 26, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

three men
field of men
not sure if i everwatched and enjoyed men

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

iloveddickdietz

jk

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by HoosierGiant on Aug 26, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pads lose

Denorfia had to leave game with a leg (knee?) injury, breaking up a DP.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok so

1. Lord of the Rings trilogy
2. 3:10 To Yuma (new)
3. Band of Brothers
4. Field of Dreams
5. The Two Escobars

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by cheno on Aug 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually no, Jerry Maguire is my favorite sports movie.

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by cheno on Aug 26, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only conclude that not enough people have seen Unforgiven. Or The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

When Unforgiven was released, it was very different from any other western in because of the dark anti-hero nature of Clint’s character. The scene where Little Bill confronts English Bob may be my favorite scene in any western I have ever watched.

by toofruss on Aug 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My list

Science Fiction/Fantasy: LOTR Trilogy (I’m a huge LOTR nerd, and am still sort of amazed that someone made an adaptation which didn’t absolutely suck. When I was somewhat younger, i.e., before I read the books, my mom had gotten the Bakshi animated movie from the library which put me off from reading the books for a while. That pisses me off to this day.)
Western: Haven’t really watched many but of the ones I have seen, I’d say the new 3:10 to Yuma was the best.
War: Schindler’s List or Glory if that doesn’t count
Sports: Miracle (this is more the hockey fan in me talking than the movie fan to be honest.)
Documentary: I generally don’t watch movie documentaries.

by tarlinian on Aug 26, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ehhhh

I really liked the first LOTR movie, but I didn’t like how the second movie veered away from the books towards the end, and I HATED the third movie. They were all well done, and looked fantastic, but there were some parts that were rewritten that I hated.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I didn’t like the way things were changed. Especially the “oooh let’s play up the almost non-existent Arwen Aragorn angle” Dammit if I want schmaltzy romance crap I’ll go see a chick flick not bloody likely I wanted to see blood and carnage and Orcs being smote dammit!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup yup

That and the ghosts coming in in the third movie. That made the whole fight scene almost pointless. Why not just wait like an hour longer, and the ghosts do everything? Pretty stupid.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was that any different from the book then? In the books he Aragorn uses the ghosts to free the besieged portions of Gondor’s army who then go free the capital. They just skip the intermediary in the movie. It’s not exactly like the people fighting to defend the city knew they were about to get reinforcements.

by tarlinian on Aug 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly how I remember the book too.

It was all looking pretty dim until Aragorn sweeps in with the ghost army.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Arwen/Aragorn thing was in one of the appendices

I think Tolkien took all the background stuff very seriously, so the film is true to that aspect. It also explains why Aragorn never went for Eowyn, which is what a logical minded reader of the books would expect. She’s feisty and kinda hates him at first, but then she lurves him.

I’ve kinda downgraded my love for LOTR when I started reading a little more and found that it’s a bit racist. Basically, the Gondor people are white Englishmen. They are the best race. The Rohan are other white people, like Norwegians or something. They are noble and trustworthy allies, but not as great as Englishmen. Then you have all the brown and swarthy folk who work for Sauron (they are invariably described as being from the East or South, meaning Asia and Africa). The worst are the orcs, who have black skin.

Though I don’t think Tolkien was anymore bigoted than a typical man of his time, there is no way that he would have interpreted the “love” between Frodo and Sam as homoerotic, like Ian McKellen did. I think it’s just an unfortunate artifact of the time that doesn’t detract from the greatest of the books, but doesn’t enhance them either.

by Murray, Present on Aug 26, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really didnt see the orcs as refering to black people

and some of them had a grayish hue so HA

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tolkien himself denied this interpretation. He said if that were the case, Sarumen would have been rescued and then helped to fight Sauron.

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by oldjacket on Aug 27, 2010 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He may have denied it, but that’s a weak explanation. Maybe if the Orcs were communists and Sarumen was Germany.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 27, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the movies got better each time.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re my favorite films of any genre of all time so there.

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by cheno on Aug 27, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Nats

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantasy: Fuck it, Willow
Westerns: Unforgiven (seen four thousand times)
War: Fuck it, Paths to Glory
Sports: White Men Can’t Jump
Documentary: The Civil War

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d like to see a movie that actually demonstrates a sports in a reasonably realistic manner.

Thought Sugar was pretty good.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Damned Utd was also pretty good.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking Boogie Nights if porn is considered a sport

by Bochean on Aug 26, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah

Sugar was great

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Fuck It, Willow a midget porno?

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

trivia question

What ex giant has the only Texas Ranger Playoff win

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

off the top of my head Burkett?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, a quick perusing of his BBall reference page shows he lost his only outing for Texas in the playoffs despite pitching a complete game, 2 run, 7 strikeout outing

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvm read it wrong, I was right. Huzzah!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt vasgersian said

he was responsible for the one and only win in texas ranger mhistory

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he was right, baseball reference lists the result of the series next to the game so I saw the big L and thought he lost

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 26, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

says he was acquired by the Marlins when I remember he was traded for Rich Aurelia!!

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friday Night Lights(movie)

opinions?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

opinions?

I am a fan of whipped cream bikinis.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 26, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

touche, sir

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was varsity blues. FNL movie is based on the book and has Billy Bob Thornton as the coach, not Jon Voight.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Aug 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Top 5 sports film.

1. Jerry Maguire
2. Field of Dreams
3. Hoop Dreams
4. Bull Durham
5. Friday Night Lights

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Aug 26, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is hard to argue with this list. All very good movies.

by toofruss on Aug 26, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depending on if you believe Rocky is a "sports movie"

You gotta think it has to crack the top 5.

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely

It’s better than all of the listed movies, though Hoop Dreams and Bull Durham at least have a case.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they had left Rocky alone, I think I would agree. However it has become a joke due to the endless crap of sequels.

by toofruss on Aug 26, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think its that tough to argue with it

Raging Bull, Miracle, Brian’s Song, The Longest Yard (original), Eight Men Out, Chariots of Fire, The Natural, Caddyshack, Slap Shot, and has Hoosiers really not been mentioned yet?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Aug 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about Ben Hur?

Best racing scene ever.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 27, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty good crew scene too.

by toofruss on Aug 27, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude really died

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Aug 27, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, from that list I’ve only seen Field of Dreams and half of Jerry Maguire. I liked both, probably like Jerry maguire a bit more.

I also really like Miracle. And I’m about to rewatch Remember the Titans, it’s been a long time since I last saw it so I don’t know if I’ll like it as much as I remember.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh

I also loved 61*.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

as'sklgsjdjslj

61*!!! I can’t believe I forgot that movie. I really liked it when it came out and I wasn’t even into baseball at the time. Thomas Jane and Barry Pepper are really great in it.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My movies

Interesting that you left out drama, suspense, and comedy as categories, which are probably my favorite ones.

       1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Iron Man
       2. Western: Unforgiven
       3. War: Saving Private Ryan
       4. Sports: Rocky
       5. Documentary: Stop Making Sense

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 26, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Not even

Let’s just say I loved Dick Dietz back in the day.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

apologies

hard to accept all the late entries tho

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantasy: The Heartbreak Kid (Charles Grodin/Cybil Sheppard version – see it and you’ll know what I mean)
Western: The Magnificent Seven
War: King of Hearts
Sports: Pride of the Yankees (“Is it 3 strikes, Doc?”)
Documentary: Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 26, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You Fucking Rock

Heartbreak
The remake was the worst ever
is that the alan bates movie then (applause)
Gehrig!!!!

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, Alan Bates

/inmates running the asylum during WWI

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 26, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

please

find …the Ninth Configuration un edited

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Hearbreak Kid ...

you either love or hate it – no middle ground

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 26, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

managed a video store (dated)

Loved it …Made Grodin what he is today!!!

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"There is no deceit in the cauliflower."

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 26, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

from the ninth configuation...

Just lick the beer off the floor and we’ll let you guys go

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. david carpenter’s ‘the thing’
2. unforgiven
3. catch 22 with a nod to the first 30 min of SPR
4. breaking away
5. by brakhage – an anthology

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 26, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I love ‘The Thing’.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

mee too

the “chair scene” is harrowing!!

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean John Carpenter right?

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Aug 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But yeah correction aside, The Thing was one of my all time favorites. Gotta love the head falling off and crawling around on the ground.

Still can't believe I got Jonathan Sanchez's autograph at Fry's in Sunnyvale 2008.

by Jagersan on Aug 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘the thing’ scared the shit out of me when i was in 8th grade.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Donnie Darko
2. Once Upon a Time in the West
3. Apocalypse Now
4. Caddyshack
5. The King of Kong

by BooRadley2785 on Aug 26, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Trinity and Beyond

best 90 minute documentary on the history and usage of nuclear bombs by the guy who did the original star wars sfx. ever

discuss.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 26, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Movie Nerds!

I feel like my Netflix is such a whore right now.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Aug 26, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

       1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Back to the Future Trilogy
       2. Western: For a Few Dollars More
       3. War: Gettysburg/The Longest Day
       4. Sports: The Natural
       5. Documentary: Taxi to the Dark Side

by okonomiyaki on Aug 26, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Longest Day is a VERY good movie.

by toofruss on Aug 26, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

top five giants movie genres #3

Sci-fi : Guns..Bobby Estrella
western: Kirk Reuter
war: Johnny Mize
sports: Jim Thorpe
Doc: Moonlight Graham

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bobby Chestalella

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Aug 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. What?

Please explain otherwise I will just consider you a completely insane lunatic.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Aug 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

what

bobby is science
woody is from the old west
Mize a great slugger served
Thorpe a Olympian
Moon a doctor
you can’t follow?

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

No one can follow you. Also, meh you.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Aug 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess turning five top movie genres to giants players is too much fun for

anyone on this thin thread since I have bombed. Next time I will drop leaflets

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I got it. Very clever of you. Good job.

I even took the time to comment on it to contribute to your awesomeness.

Then you came back with some rambling psychopathic shit.

Then I said you are a rambling psycopath.

Then you got sad.

That is all.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Aug 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for catching a leaflet

next you will catch some shit. then I have retort for sale

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of this is cheating
  1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: I’m gonna disregard comic-book/super-hero movies for now and say Dark City. Or Children of Men. Or 28 Days Later. I’m pushing it, I know. Dark horse candidate: Cube. Ok fine, Inception.
  2. Western: The Seven Samurai cheating; Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid not-cheating
  3. War: Band of Brothers (10 hour movie!)
  4. Sports: A League of Their Own
  5. Documentary: This Is Spinal Tap, because I can’t think of a proper doc right now.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you watched The Pacific?

by speckops on Aug 26, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have indeed

Being such a big B.o.B. fan, I followed The Pacific throughout its development, friended Joe Mazzello on fb and everything. It had some stunning moments, but I think following the production so closely and expecting B.o.B. sort of raised my expectations too high. I couldn’t get attached to the “characters” the way I could with B.o.B. either because of the format or editing. For me the jury’s still out on The Pacific till I can watch it another time more objectively. But for now, I can say that I still watch Band of Brothers all the time. And I can’t say I can do that with The Pacific.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILERS SPOILERS

Yeah, the format definitely made it a lot harder to get attached to the characters. You hardly Basilone after episode 3 until Iwo Jima; Leckie disappears after he gets injured, and Sledge is a really minor character until he gets to the front. It was also way more intense than Band of Brothers, which may freak some out.

by speckops on Aug 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The intensity I attribute to two things: the nature of the War in the Pacific itself, and Hanks/Spielberg trying to “out-do” what they did in B.o.B. It’s a touchy thing to judge for sure, because who besides PTO vets would know what it’s like? Perhaps The Pacific just elicits such strong emotions out of people because it dedicated a lot of time to the psychological aspects and the aftermath/post-war life of the Marines, making the series more “real” than Band, where we sort of see those guys in a self-contained “fantasy” world.

And really, I should love these characters. Leckie was silver-tongued journalist, Sledge was a shy Southern boy who wanted nothing more than to be with the guys, Basilone was one of the truest examples of a war hero. I just wish I had gotten to know them better. It would probably serve me well to read the works the series based on though.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

With Band of Brothers

They could follow a single unit through the entire western front.

You just can’t do the same in the PTO. I liked the series, but I would have liked it if they extended to series to more episodes, or even more seasons or something. It felt like they had to condense a lot because they only have 10 hours to work with.

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

The time jumps were a took some getting used to, so I would have preferred a longer series also.
The PTO is pretty misunderstood (or at least more obscure) compared to the ETO. I can’t help but feel like The Pacific miniseries unintentionally replicated that sense of detachment.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Just listened/watched that Cee-Lo Green song the kids are talking about.

Hate to be a sheep, but it was awesome.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that song. Had no idea I was being a sheep.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t find Howie, if anyone was wondering.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He has learned well.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised he hasn’t found me yet.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You not seeing him =\= him not seeing you

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S LOGIC.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the pb&j ate him…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

does taxi cab confessions count as a documentary movie?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Big Trouble in Little China
2. Western: Tombstone
3. War: The Patriot
4. Sports: Happy Gilmour
5. Documentary: Rec

Understands the importance of being a gritty, veterany, gamer.

by Jagersan on Aug 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha ha Big Trouble in Little China

There are some great one liners in that movie. My favorite, “If we’re not back by morning call the president!”

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

Is that in the beginning when he’s on the CB radio not talking to anyone in particular?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

My top 5 video games of the same genres:

Sci-fi: Dead Space
Western: Red Dead Redemption
War: Call of Duty Modern Warfare
Sports: Madden 06
Documentary: God of War

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Aug 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/golf clap

but for sci-fi you should have picked Mass Effect

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mechwarrior 4

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just googled it

Another PC game huh? Looks pretty badass.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Aug 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard 1 and 2 were great.

I haven’t played either of the yet because I don’t usually like RPGs, rarely play PC games and never owned an XBOX.

Although I did just get a shiny new Win7 laptop with an ok graphics card. Maybe I’ll check it out one of these days.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Aug 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

2's the better game

but the story wont really make any sense withot playing the first

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: The Lord of the Rings
2. Western: Tombstone
3. War: The Pianist
4. Sports: A Player To Be Named Later
5. Documentary: A Player To Be Named Later

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 26, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

here's my list ......

1. Return of the Jedi
2. The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
3. Braveheart
4. Rocky
5. Supersize Me

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 26, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

super high me was pretty awesome to.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STONERS

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Aug 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Ebert or Roeper?

by Bochean on Aug 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Siskel's back bitches

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

well ......

i have been schooled in the classics, but you see …… if i choose one of them as my “favorite,” it’d be like if i was choosing a favorite child of mine. i can’t do that. they’re all amazing and unique in different ways. it depends on what mood i’m in weed i’m smoking that day.

"He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one .... that baby's out of here!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: going into the bottom of the 13th in washington

Please nats win <3

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Dark Knight
2. Young Guns
3. War Games
4. Days of Thunder
5. The Doors

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

very nice

sounds like a movie party…

by iloveddickdietz on Aug 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to add

4. Tin Cup

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 26, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doors

NOT A DOC

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, not even close. Probably about as accurate as JFK.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

THought about making Malcom X my favorite doc

for half a second. and didn’t, cuz it’snot.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

there have been many doors rockumentaries. most recently with johnny depp. i vote for any of them.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 27, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off Topic: Baseball

Schulman posted an article on DeRosa, who claims he’s feeling fantastic, and without any lingering issues. For a moment, let’s assume that’s true.

Schulman suggests that DeRosa could slot in at third base, which is an interesting proposition. Could Panda become the starting first baseman next year with DeRo at third? That would block Belt at 1B, though the OF would still be an option.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/08/26/SPUR1F3DVN.DTL

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

what about a mediocre SS?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they can get Uribe back on a 1-year

If they can’t, DeRosa does have slightly-below-average numbers over 136 games at SS, according to UZR. If he’s healthy, he could pass.

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link fail, as you can tell

But it’d be interesting to go into the season with something like

Torres CF
Posey C
Huff RF
Burrell LF
Sandoval 1B
DeRosa 3B
Uribe SS
Freddy 2B

Pretty good bench there too: Whiteside, Rohlinger, Cody Ross, Aaron Rowand, Mike Fontenot

And then Brandon Belt replaces the first person to struggle (if it’s DeRosa, Panda back to third, otherwise Belt to the OF).

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a possibility too

For some reason, I remain convinced that Sabean will re-sign both Huff and Burrell, and frankly, for the right price, I want him to.

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

More OT: Baseball:

From Baggs:

The Giants had planned to make Belt a September call-up. I think that is still in the works, but the lack of 40-man space is more of an issue now that the Giants have acquired Jose Guillen and Cody Ross.
Don’t forget, the Giants also must find a way to get Dontrelle Willis on the 40-man roster, if they deem him ready to contribute in some capacity.

Though that last one may be less of an issue…

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd hope Burriss or Velez gets the kick

Maybe Pill or someone.

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 26, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should not be on the roster

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 26, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm

Rowand is not a problem at this moment.

He has been worth .8 WAR in limited PT this year, and he’s being used correctly: Pinch hitter and spot starter.

Cutting him would feel good, but it would solve no problem.

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

It’s a god damn shame his 2011 and 2012 years aren’t PA based vesting options.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you but....

He’s taking a pitchers spot on the 25 man we could use right now. I agree he is at least more valuable than Velez or Hinshaw but I think we would have to cut him to use his spot now. No one would take his huge salary anyway.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 26, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cutting him right now would give us a roster spot for what, a week before rosters expand?

I’m not willing to lose out on whatever value Rowand might be able to provide in 2011 and 2012 just for a few days of an extra pitcher before the rosters expand.

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incidentally

Fangraphs must have done a reassesment, because they’ve now given Aaron Rowand 2.5 WAR for 2009, which is higher than what it used to be. Obviously, it’s mostly based on defense.

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=254&position=OF

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really not worrying about Belt

The offense seems dialed in with Ross rounding it out now

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm talking about next year

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

O

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa is probably about as good of a third baseman as Sandoval, ie not. Sandoval would be an exceedingly subpar first baseman unless he regains his 2009 form at the plate (which is looking good right now, I admit). I’m not wild about this concept at all, and even it were good in concept, planning as though DeRosa is going to be an everyday player is a recipe for disaster. What’s the chance he’s both a) healthy and b) good? 25%? The team should be behaving as though he’s dead, and if he shows up in spring training healthy and hitting, it’ll be a bonus.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely with your last sentence

And, indeed, it looks like that’s exactly what the FO is doing: this is just speculation on my part (note where I said in my post that for the purposes of this discussion we should assume DeRosa will be 100%).

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I usually interpret the speculation of the beat writers as likely originating from within the organization, so I was taking the suggestion that DeRosa could play third and move Sandoval across the diamond as something that’s being discussed internally. And that’s what worries me.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants had a pretty short leash with DeRosa this year

In terms of pulling when he was playing hurt.

I see no reason to believe they won’t continue to have a short leash.

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re right.

by taliesin on Aug 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d really like to add another corner outfielder in addition to bringing back Huff and perhaps Burrell too. I don’t care what DeRosa says, I feel waaaaaaaaaaay more comfortable if we’re counting on him to be a utility player than if we’re counting on him to be the regular 3B.

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 27, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Is Runzler ever coming back?

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that bork has 2 gritty veteran leftys at his disposal

probably not.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last I saw

They were shooting for the roster expansion as his ETA.

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by GiantPain on Aug 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs kinda touched on that too

But considering Tim Lincecum’s mighty struggles lately, another arm (Dan Runzler?) might not be such a bad idea.
Of course, there’s no easy way to do that without sacrificing a position player who’s out of options.

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Baggs...
The Houston Astros just swept the Phillies in a four-game series, enabling the Giants to retake the NL wild card lead by a half-game. If you have Wandy Rodriguez’s home address, don’t forget to add him to your Christmas card list.

Can you imagine? Be pretty funny…. I guess you could send mail to him via the ’stros…

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We should also add ryan franklin to that list

For giving up a 2 run gift to roger bernidina to send the game to extras after a miracle cardinals bloop rally highlighted by a randall winn 2 run single.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And lastly from Mr. Baggarly….

look for my off-day feature to post probably later tonight. Bruce Bochy got candid with me while talking about Tim Lincecum, Pablo Sandoval, and physical fitness.

THAT could be interesting!

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by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

1. SciFi Channel Production of “Dune”
2. Unforgiven
3. In Harm’s Way
4. Bull Durham
5. Gimmie Shelter

by toofruss on Aug 26, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Blade Runner
2. Wild Bunch
3. Catch 22
4. The Natural
5. Woodstock

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 26, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: So Tiger Woods played quite the possum it seems

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Sunshine
2. Giant
3. Black Hawk Down
4. Cars
5. Control Room

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 26, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Black hawk down’s my favorite war movie too

Oh hell yes.

by dba on Aug 26, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Children of Men (love post apocalyptic/dystopian stuff)
2. High Plains Drifter
3. Band of Brothers, but if that doesn’t count since it’s a miniseries then I’ll go with Blackhawk Down
4. The Natural, but it would have been The Sandlot if it weren’t for the fact that the kid became a Dodger at the end.
5. Protagonist <——————MUST SEE!

by Sigualicious on Aug 26, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez

After looking through all the replies, I can’t believe no one picked Protagonist. I know documentary is tough, but this movie is outstanding.

by Sigualicious on Aug 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's about time somebody mentioned Sandlot

My clothes were going out of style

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ending ruined it for me

dude becomes a dodger

fuck that movie

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 26, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIBTJ

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Children of Men (love post apocalyptic/dystopian stuff)

If you haven’t seen it yet you should check out Delicatessen.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Favorite" as opposed to "Best"

Science Fiction/Fantasy: SOLARIS (1972)
Western: THE COWBOYS (1972)
War: FIRES ON THE PLAINS (1959)
Sports: THE BAD NEWS BEARS (1976)
Documentary: GIMME SHELTER (1970)

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/goes on balcony, watches cars drive by
//feels just as fulfilled

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This. Love 2001. Hated Solaris.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 27, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://best.complex.com/lists/A-History-of-the-50-Greatest-Animated-GIFs-of-All-Time

A History of the 50 Greatest Animated GIFs of All Time

PITCH TO MY POSEY
Eli Whiteside Fan Club

by howtheydidntscore on Aug 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

look

PITCH TO MY POSEY
Eli Whiteside Fan Club

by howtheydidntscore on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

at

PITCH TO MY POSEY
Eli Whiteside Fan Club

by howtheydidntscore on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

PITCH TO MY POSEY
Eli Whiteside Fan Club

by howtheydidntscore on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it

PITCH TO MY POSEY
Eli Whiteside Fan Club

by howtheydidntscore on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

is

PITCH TO MY POSEY
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by howtheydidntscore on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Revised List

1. Mummy Returns
2.El Diablo
3. Cold Mountain
4.The Sandlot
5.Murderball

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What are you trying to say...

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've checked my calculations and chemically analyzed your comment

AND STILL NOTHING

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you!!

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mummy Returns was a good movie!

so confused

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

soul crusher

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

dream maker

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the other lyrics i remember to that song are too homoerotic to say with excalamations!

YOU WERE BORN TO PLEASE!

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: The paintball episode of Community "Modern Warfare" is on right now

WOOHOO!!!!!!!

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

good ending

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

great episode

my favorite comedy around these days / The Office was off.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE PRIZE!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT-A LIKE 1000 TIMES

I DO NOT WATCH FILMS IN THESE GENRES!! WHAT ABOUT FAVORITE DRUG MOVIE?? DOGS IN SPACE!!

Thank you. Peace be with you.

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by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

that would fit under war movies

Drug wars

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE WRONG

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by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAR OF WORDS

this fits too

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also with you.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

And also with you.

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 26, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait. Reply.

Nevermind.

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 26, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying-to-be-original list

1. Road Warrior
2. Three Amigos
3. Stripes – Director’s Cut
4. Victory
5. Cane Toads

The director’s cut of Stripes reveals a very different storyline….including Bill Murray’s character dosing a band of Latin American rebels with LSD and leading them in a rendition of Tito Rodriguez’s “Quando Quando Quando Quando”.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIPES is your "War" movie?

OK, then, I’m switching mine to 1941.

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 26, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

niiiiice

and I found that clip from Stripes onYouTube!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 26, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, not too shabby of an off-day for the Giants.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 26, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

could “OT: Baseball” be constituted as another maymay?

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so, yes.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late to the party, but...

       1. LOTR
       2. The Magnificent Seven
       3. The Seven Samurai
       4. Breaking Away
       5. Choke

by Gregjitsu on Aug 26, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

someone actually saw Choke?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but...

The one about Jiu-jitsu.

Not the Chuck Palahniuk novel adaptation, though I saw that too. Not really a documentary, though.

by Gregjitsu on Aug 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. But can’t really call Seven Samurai a Western can you? I really like that movie, and I couldn’t think where else to put it.

by Gregjitsu on Aug 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Final Fantasy X
Western: Red Dead Redemption
War: Medal of Honor: Frontline
Sports: Fifa 09
Documentary: Bioshock. The history of Rapture.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 26, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

? Movies not videogames ;|

by THEMARD on Aug 27, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was kidding

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 27, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

;) I know good video games tho, would change War to BF1942 tho THAT GAME ROXED

by THEMARD on Aug 27, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here are the right answers

1. The Fifth Element
2. Appaloosa
3. Tropic Thunder
4. The Greatest Game Ever Played
5. This Is Spinal Tap

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by RDreamer on Aug 26, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

even if you're right, you're still wrong

Tap ain’t a documentary

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a rockumentary. Close enough.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘mockumentary’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I only got 1 right. I’m bad at tests.

by Bochean on Aug 26, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shia!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sooni!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Top 5 mockumentaries

Lost in America
Rutles
This Is Spinal Tap
Waiting for Guffman
Man Bites Dog

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

not for me

Tap and Guffman are head and shoulders above all the other Chris Guest stuff

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Borat?

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't make my top 5

but i think it qualifies, and is awesome.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was a little overrated but great as far as mockumentaries go

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw Bruno not long ago. Was surprisingly good.

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Havent watched all of it yet

the part with his little asian boyfriend made me LOL but seems like it was written by a 6th grader

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that;s the thing

i was expecting it to be all that 6th-grade stuff, but it ended up being pretty insightful and hilarious

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean Real Life rather than Lost in America. Both great movies, anyway.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 27, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahh yes

thanks for picking me up there

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by delorean on Aug 27, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looking For Fidel was an interesting, thought provoking documentary

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
"My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 26, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Alien
The Good The Bad and The Ugly
Apocalypse Now
Hoop Dreams
Hoop Dreams

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Aug 26, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

i think Mole would be funnier though

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

P

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely Huff.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 26, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

fanfuckingtastic

thanks for sharing

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by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

that is gold. for some reason, the funniest pictures are in the Mariners uni… /snort

I like how Lookout Landing has sections called “Awful News” and “Bad News.”

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As that one lookout commenter said, the best part is he looks like he’s in excruciating pain in every picture. Except the one where he’s hurt, being helped off the field.

by thebighead on Aug 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I literally can’t stop laughing. I will be at work tomorrow, just doing my thing, and think of the Kotchman post and just burst out laughing.

I <3 Lookout Landing.

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by kdl on Aug 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

one word for this

POOPIN

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by RDreamer on Aug 27, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Empire Strikes Back
2. Western: The new 3:10 to Yuma (One of the few westerns I’ve seen)
3. War: Saving Private Ryan
4. Sports: Friday Night Lights
5. Documentary: Tie between Grizzly Man & The Cove

This thread has inspired me to finally watch Man on Wire.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Man on Wire was incredible

gotta see that

Good call on Grizzly Man as well.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have wanted to see this for years.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Movies :D

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
2. Western: I really don’t have one. Shanghai Noon!
3. War: The first half of Full Metal Jacket, or if it was for a whole movie, Glory
4. Sports: The Sandlot
5. Documentary: The King of Kong and Super Size Me (tie)

favorite comedy: The Princess Bride

by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

There is a difference between best movies and favorite movies.

The latter means I want to watch it again. There are some great movies I would never watch again. You asked for favorites, so here they are. Maybe won’t win me any film cred, but I stand by them.

Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Ghostbusters.
Western: The Searchers (minus that weird wedding fight scene).
War: Does The Best Years of Our Lives count? Saving Private Ryan, otherwise.
Sports: D2: The Mighty Ducks.
Documentary: Mavericks. Very interesting movie about surfing.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

except

the documentary was called Riding Giants.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it was a good, not great doc.

It can’t touch When We Were Kings.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that one is next on netflix for me.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Big Fish
2. Western: I can’t think of a western I have watched front to back.
3. War: The Pianist, Life is Beautiful a close second.
4. Sports: Rocky
5. Documentary: When We Were Kings

Ironically none of these are my favorite movie.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 26, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

If your alias is Cody Ransom, you’re spiritually obligated to watch Western movies.

by non sequitur on Aug 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

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IT’Z TEH BEST MOVEE EVAR!!!!

/hated it.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 26, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I also hated it.

I am pissed it is getting a second run in the first run theatres.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooooh but we must get some Unobtainium!!!

Unobtainium? UNOBTAINIUM????

Seriously? I mean can you just picture the script meeting?

“Well there’s this element that’s really scarce, difficult to get…a regular, you know uh… unobtainable substance… rare-ogen, scarceanon, unobtainium well we’ll think of a better name for it later…”

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly the thing that pissed me off most about that movie.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 26, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s, in a round about way, the point…it’s a movie…it’s a work of fiction … use your freaking imagination and come up with an original term!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 27, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, my point is

they didn’t just make up a term because they weren’t creative enough to figure out something. Whether or not their choice of unobtainium is a good one, well, i won’t say i disagree with you.

if only james cameron had stuck to being an action director instead of trying to give us some sort of overblown message.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I finally caved and watched Avatar a couple weeks ago.

I wanted the humans to win.

Also, it’ s freaking SPACE SHUTTLE, fly up a couple more miles and drop the bomb from where they can’t reach you.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 27, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

and romance.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only he had written an original script

Instead of refilming Pocahontas.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They added smurfs.

That’s original, right?

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SciFi/Fantasy: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Western: High Noon
War: Life Is Beautiful
Sports: Million Dollar Baby
Documentary: The Cove

by ryanstrtddafire99 on Aug 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Merope’s list as he’s busy with something else

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Star Wars
2. Western: Tombstone
3. War: Apocalypse Now
4. Sports: Rounders
5. Documentary: March of the Penguins

Subject to change depending on the day or mood…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 26, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Rounders is a movie I can watch a million times. But so is Good Will Hunting and Bourne Supremacy, so maybe I’m just hot for Matt Damon.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 27, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are all good movies.

Now if you start watching Stuck on You a million times it probably is a Damon fetish.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

euro trip

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Aug 27, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

Anyone who would care has probably already seen this, but screw you guys because I just found it today and it’s awesome.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m hyped for Portal on a more Robust scale, every time I beat it I felt like I was just getting started. Hopefully they keep the elements that made it great, and knowing Valve they should.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 27, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m excited just because it’ll be longer than the first one (TWSS). But also, these new elements seem like they’ll be really cool and won’t detract from what made the first one great.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 27, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just have to throw Shawshank on here, simply because its my personal favorite.

You guys have awesome movie taste btw =]

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by MillerGoldA on Aug 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Modified #3 Genre

3. Cold War: Seven Days in May, Fail Safe

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- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 27, 2010 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

1. The Goonies!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Back to the Future 3 (lol)
3. Inglourious Basterds
4. Remember the Titans (say what you want but I got a soft spot for this movie)
5. Control (Autobiography, I don’t watch Documentarys that much.)

by THEMARD on Aug 27, 2010 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Pan’s Labyrinth
Western: Unforgiven
War: The Human Condition
Sports: Monday Night Mayhem
Documentary: The Fog of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara

by armzdealr on Aug 27, 2010 1:19 AM PDT reply actions  

       1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Equilibrium
       2. Western: Appaloosa
       3. War: Apocalypto
       4. Sports: Don’t really enjoy sports movies to much, but I guess White Guys Can’t Jump
       5. Documentary: Sugar (Does that count?)

Overplayed memes:
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by say hey nation on Aug 27, 2010 4:42 AM PDT reply actions  

My humble choices

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
Western: High Noon
War: Letters from Iwo Jima
Sports: Bull Durham
Documentary: The Thin Blue Line

by Aquaria on Aug 27, 2010 5:02 AM PDT reply actions  

1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Brazil
2. Western: My Name is Trinity
3. War: Apocalypse Now
4. Sports: Bull Durham
5. Documentary: Super High Me

by David Todd Stimpson on Aug 27, 2010 7:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Science Fiction/Fantasy: Aliens
Western: The Good the Bad and the Ugly. Once Upon a Time… is a very close second.
 War: Dr. Strangelove
 Sports: Mr. Baseball!
 Documentary: Grizzly Man

When in doubt, I went with the one I have seen more. I feel that that’s the most genuine way to do it. My answers ended up being a lot less artsy fartsy than I was expecting.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 27, 2010 7:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I totally forgot about Mr. Baseball! I loved it when I was a kid.

by scotterduder on Aug 27, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Fish
High Noon
Basterds
Slap Shot
Hoop Dreams

Comedy: Borat
70’s: Truck Turner
80’s: One Crazy Summer

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 27, 2010 7:34 AM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

another Big Fish fan.

I freakin love that movie.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

fantastic movie. just thoroughly enjoyable.

by Captain Leebeard on Aug 27, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only guy who liked Crooklyn?

Doesn’t fit any of the give genre but, I seem to be the only person I know that liked that movie. Maybe I am just a sucker for some quality motown and soul.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

How about prison movies?

Shawshank Redemption or The Great Escape.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 27, 2010 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Papillon

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool Hand Luke is great.

by scotterduder on Aug 27, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ate 50 eggs and didn’t even puke.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

by younghutch on Aug 28, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball OT: Down go the great Strasberg
The Washington Nationals announced in a conference call this morning that rookie righthander Stephen Strasburg(notes) likely will need Tommy John surgery.

Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo said Strasburg has a significant tear in the ulnar collateral ligament in his elbow.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Aqn163DBxrH8ewSFan8jwtERvLYF?slug=tsn-166444

by calbearjd on Aug 27, 2010 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

This really sucks for the guy

He’s been throwing at such a high level for a few years and his UCL goes after just a few MLB starts.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 27, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man that sucks. I suppose they’ll go the Kerry Wood route with him now and make him their closer once he’s back.

by taliesin on Aug 27, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

1 – The Fountain (Probably not my favorite , but wanted to be different;))
2 – Any Sergio Leone
3 – Letters From Iwo Jima
4 – Cars (Not a fan of The Sandlot because Benny the Jet winds up a Dodger)
5 – Any Ken Burns doc but especially Baseball and National Parks

by sroufe on Aug 27, 2010 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

My favorite moves are always constantly changing...

Science Fiction: “Inception”, “Brazil” is a close second.
Fantasy: “Princess Bride”, love that movie.
Western: “The Good the Bad and the Ugly”
War: Tied with “Full Metal Jacket” and “Band of Brothers,”
Sports: “Rocky”
Documentary: Just finished Ken Burn’s “The War” and “The Civil War.” Long, but good ones. I also liked “Thin Blue Line”

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 27, 2010 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Way late to the party

Fantasy: 2001 for qualite’, Zardoz for the lulz

Western: McCabe and Mrs Miller (my favorite film ever—how can it be that no one else has mentioned this?)

War: Roma, citta’ aperta (aka Open City)

Sports: 8 Men Out

Doc: Phantom India

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 27, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Even Later......

SciFi – Dune
Western – Maverick
War – Empire of the Sun
Sports – The Natural
Documentary – Super Size Me

In Western and Documentary categories those are the only ones that I’ve seen in the past 15 years. As for Dune, well, it’s my guilty crappy movie that I love to watch choice. I loved the book so much that I watch the movie once a year or so because it takes less time than the book and my mind fills in all the blanks in the movie from the book……

by paboperfecto on Aug 27, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dune the book was awesome

I actually prefer the Sci-Fi (or SyFy) miniseries of Dune that was produced recently. Even though the FX and acting were terrible, it was more faithful to the book than the David Lynch movie.

by Murray, Present on Aug 27, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Sci-Fi version was much better in terms of telling the story. The David Lynch version had much better characters (especially the Baron, Stilgar, and Alia). I keep hoping someday Lynch’s original 4-hour version will come out on DVD, but it’s probably not to be.

by taliesin on Aug 27, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fade…my precious Fade…..

by paboperfecto on Aug 27, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zardoz fucking rules

Rules.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 27, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Groin

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 27, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Also very late, but a pathological need to spout my views

Sci-Fi – Star Trek, the reboot – combined the best flashy special effects with the mythos of TOS
Western – Seven Samurai/Magnificent Seven – I’ll watch either or both on a rainy weekend
War – Inglorious Basterds- Saving Private Ryan almost plays like a documentary with the graphic violence
Sports – Miracle – to my mind, The Natural is a chick flick
Documentary – I sat and watched The Pixar Story and was mesmerized by their talent and creative ability

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 27, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

was really, really impressed with the 2009 Star Trek. It was fantastic.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 27, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's My 2 Cents, Day Late, Dollar Short

I can’t just do one, so I’ll try to keep it to two:

Sci-Fi: 2001/Twelve Monkeys
Western: Once Upon A Time In The West/Unforgiven
War: Paths of Glory/Ran
Sports: The Bad News Bears/Major League
Documentary: Paradise Lost: The Child Murders At Robin Hood Hills/Grey Gardens

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Aug 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ran is beautiful

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

was this the first mention of Ran?

pretty surprising, if so

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 27, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think so

but other Kurosawa films were mentioned first before Ran was mentioned just now, which seems pretty much in line with film discussions in general.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Yojimbo though…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 27, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i did notice that

damn… no one had swagger like Toshiro Mifune.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 27, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ran is my favorite Kurosawa. I need to watch it again — it’ s been a few years.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

screening soon at PFA i think

unless it’s already screened

they’re doing a retrospective now

new print and everything i think.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 28, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched Once Upon a Time in the West last night. I figured it was going to be pretty good, but I didn’t know how quirky awesome it was going to be. I’ll need to watch it again, but it’s up there with High Noon (and Unforgiven, which was a close second on my five-second list.)

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 28, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to get on here more often

1: Visioneers (Zach Gashyfanashky)
2: Gran Torino…..yes it is, Clint Eastwood is in it!
3: Tropic Thunder /panda reference
4. Bull Durham or For Love of the Game (minus the cheesy crap)
5. Planet Earth or Rock-aFire Explosion

by ThisIsMyNightmare on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 AM PDT reply actions  

       1. Science Fiction/Fantasy: Logan’s Run
       2. Western: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
       3. War: Apocalypse Now
       4. Sports: Major League
       5. Documentary: Planet Earth

by Chris-8ally on Aug 28, 2010 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

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