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Meh!Thread 2

Buster Posey's thoughts: I don't think it's filled with air. Maybe some sort of jelly-like substance.

Nothing like a good old fashioned pitcher's duel on a summer afternoon.



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CODY ROSS

True Giant

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN NOW

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

A vitreous humor, perhaps.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me or did it look like that ump was trying to punch Rolen’s head off?

by Timorous Me on Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CAPTION

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT THE FUCK THIS GAME

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Let's do this

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

amazing play

Didn’t know Ross could throw like that.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE A RUN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Grant

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The play at second wasn’t really even close. I think Roland was watching it for a bit out of the box.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll try it on this thread too!
RALLY BATEMAN THE SEQUEL!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

they made a Dodgeball 2??

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet, just needed moar bateman excited!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, true

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol caption

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez only threw 8 pitches!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The the rate of posting around the 5th inning . . .

who’d have bet there’d be a third thread?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

"At" the rate . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy hell. Yes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEST WING!

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Veteran Presence

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

haha

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid mound

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

booooooooooo

let’s go, Yungo!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap.

Did you just boo a baby?

by danklei on Aug 25, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, you guys owe this one to me

I come home, we’re down 9-1. i think, eh, I won’t bother. Then I think, ‘son, you’re a Giants fan. Have some hope, watch the game to the end.’ So I did. This is entirely my comeback

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i saw u bat them in!

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/exposes vulnerable parts to alpha dog/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Andres

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally '51 Mays Stickball

Adopted Son: Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

<3

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE??!?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It was 8-1 last I checked!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then go away! You are clearly bad luck.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

put it in the fucking cove, Andres

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Torres

strikes

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

save the day Torres

i command it!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the thread where we win the game?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO'S LEFT IN THE REDS PEN?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

a lot of people

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it Andres

You’re the secret weapon.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Giants have 51 hits in this series.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SABEZ WUZ RITE

WHY IS SCOTT

by geef on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you misspelled “season”

oh wait

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL’d.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down, Giants hitters

you have the momentum

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They all want to be the hero.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddam Torrez. Can’t hit in the clutch.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

but what about Torres

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

doh!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Two by Two Hands of Blue

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Masset is filthy

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Greatest Home Run of All Time

Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Help us Buster Posey. You're our only hope.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

0-5 for Posey?

You know what that means?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

due

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has the potential to go 0 fer 6?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly not ready for the bigs.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The umps are going to call every check-swing he makes a swing?

lolHoward

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not 0-6

with 5 K

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, true.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

buster

hit a walk off and i’ll name my first child after you

by ldv on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Name her Gerald, or Buster?

just asking

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerald or Buster?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill name my first born buster and second born gerald

by ldv on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Demp

is kinda cool.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Georgia perhaps it’s acceptable. I still can’t believe it’s not short for something. But apparently not.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also Parker

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Buster

get the game-winning hit!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

okay buster im calling it

FOR THE WWWWIIIIINNNN

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster, feel the collective hopes of a city! Of a nation! Of a people!

by Seasick fish on Aug 25, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

no pressure tho

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fix this Posey

It is decreed!!!

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Posey could win batting title if he keeps getting 6-7 ABs per game

by snafu on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

not if he goes 0-6 or 0-7 though

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Buster

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU UMP

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

horseshit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

o noes

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

F U UMP

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BLUE

where the fuck what that?

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That was terrible.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU HERSCHBECK

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So that was not a strike

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

wow not a strike at all

by SLOgiantsFan on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

You never hear Jon Miller sound that pissed off.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

my Pokemonz are displeased by Buster

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, mine too

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

Masset is dealing right now

by snafu on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Not so sure

but Giant hitters are flailing with the scent of blood in the water

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is he dealing?

balls errantly called strikes?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

His breaking balls looked really sharp. All 3 or 4 or however many he was throwing. Rarely gave in with any challenge fastballs after falling behind

by snafu on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You better give us that same pitch blue

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

not even close to a strike

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe in you Lopez!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

A delightful sentiment, jhiat, but a sentiment.

We’ve got no choice but to put this in the hands of a wily situational lefty.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Zito in the pen

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito warming up in the pen?

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought I heard.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I recognize those.

That’s one louder, innit?

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

we really need rosters to expand

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what the Kareoke Club waitress said last night

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay Zito.

Win fast or else giants.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s a fucking strike…what the fuck

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

good Zito would be nice

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Zito would be better

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Timmy is Friday.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

even better!

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Giant's dinger would be excellent

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

has the umpire been this bad all game?

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 25, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been John Hirschbeck.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shawon's Mom says Hello !

Adopted Son: Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail..

lokks down thread in disgust

Adopted Son: Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Today was Zito’s scheduled bullpen-throwing session, so he’ll probably be ok to make his next start.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The state of education in this country…

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They spelled it like it sounds.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need more root beer slurpee

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

delicious

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit. Dude came up lame.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant lose this...

i wouldve rather been blown out

by IRONxMIKE on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is poor Laynce Nix even playing?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Desperation.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for the guy

sent out there like a bull to slaughter

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, hey, Lance Nix is still alive. So he has that going for him.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent point

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Zito in the pen?

Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do bullpen sessions two days before each start… If we don’t win in the bottom of the 11th, he’ll be pitching.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty’s not satisfied with killing pitchers.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty didn’t wanna piss off Stevie.

Did you just boo a baby?

by danklei on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow......

He did not look good at all…..

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

clearly a ball

but i’ve seen far worse on gameday

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the voice of Charles Barkely: That's just turrible!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

T -R-B-L TRBL!

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

another free out to start the inning?
reds want us to win so bad.

by natey-nate on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Herbeck with his typically shitty strike zone.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO DOWN

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OK 2 down…

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

wow...

this game, if won, will be won solely on offense as defense and pitching have been atrocious. this is the rarest of rare types of games played by our giants

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot, Ross, and Huff have been pretty great on D.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen's done a pretty good job

Considering it was 9-1 when they came in

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

our bullpen has done pretty well too

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lopez looking good

by tomorrow on Aug 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

surpassing his role of the loogy

by natey-nate on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not ready to call it a “good trade,” but I’m definitely glad he’s on the team.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad trade, good pickup?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that about sums it up.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYMNS, JAVIER!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Who else is in the Reds bullpen/bench? Anyone know offhand? And who else do we have on our bench?

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

They only have another catcher and we have Whiteside, Ishikawa, and Rowand.

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think we still have Whiteside. Zito will pitch if we don’t win now.

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEW

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

phew

win now?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOUPE

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Huff. DO. IT.

by Every6thDay on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fuck, Flem, that call scared me.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

this

“still going back” are words i really don’t want to hear in that context

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, Torres!!!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/sigh of relief

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN NOW

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk-off dinger plz!!!!!!!!!!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

me too!

It was horrible, and then wonderful!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Do you know what a good sport I am about this?!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhh

It never ends!!

ok, I can see that one. No need to say it.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atta babe.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Perhaps

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker!

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand's gonna walkoff here

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELIEVE!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You laugh now...

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALISTS GONNA REAL

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

U A HATIST

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

into the dugout?

after a slider?

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Forgot Ish was on the team, hasn’t played since getting shunned for Guillen

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright we need to win this so we dont have to use zito

by SLOgiantsFan on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

that wasnt close or anything

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I wanted to have dinner and watch The West Wing. Now look.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dum doo di doo, just preparing some documents at work, dum di doo

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

+1 trying to look busy

by KCE on Aug 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dub him ‘Funktastic Master J.’

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failtastic Master A

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Mr. Huff,
Please end this now.
Thanx

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Now would be a very good time to wrap this up, fellas! Probably best to not keep tempting fate with balls hit out to the warning track

by Seasick fish on Aug 25, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy got Zito up as an attempt to scare the offense into doing something fast.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

hahahah

rec’d

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tips cap

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cap tipped

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dub him ‘Funktastic Master J.’

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to take a shower now

and when I come out there better be some dancing.gifs

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

 trying for the walk-off shower.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff

hit a double at least

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

AT LEAST

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Huff

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

win

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, it’s Cordero.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy really isn’t that good. 3.83 ERA and 1.50 WHIP for your closer?

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally banana? I’m just tryin to find something that works

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

like a subject line?

by wcw on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont believe in them!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve already used my favorite real and fake presidents. i think i’m spent.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and I have the same favorite fake president.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you Ish upon a star???

by Every6thDay on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

just an ordinary Giants game

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY TUFNEL!!!

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

just hit a double, Travis

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Just have to get to LeCure

by snafu on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY:

HOW ’BOUT YOU SCHMUCKS SCORE A RUN RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Heck, I forgot all about Ishi

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what you get

With a bunch of tired bodies trying to hit walkoff homers.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT, FLEM. STOP DOING THAT.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Try mucinex

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

(ba-dum-bum)

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played, Mauer

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

listen to the crowd instead

they’ll tell you if it’s going out

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That works.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in LA. They think everything is a homer.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness it’s a home game right now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is so hard to be only 5 blocks away but unable to go and watch from the boardwalk.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if you're in Coors

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys can try to take some pitches

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Flem and your misleading calls!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK! LOL Guillen

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Stubbs made that catch look so much easier than Torres. Was he playing a lot deeper or something?

by cybermaldonado on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit harder and lower

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

(in low voice)

how’s this?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s your second time to get me to stop complaining, Guillen.

by Natto on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont think im doing this right, but…

Rally Jake Busey?

Did you just boo a baby?

by danklei on Aug 25, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

you need training

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

no thanks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

a win please

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

GO FAIR STUPID BALL

by Snack on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck. almost a single for guillen

by snafu on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. Makes me nostalgic for Bengie.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooooo cloooooooose

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GUILLEN

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in this line

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

motherfuckballs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck me

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear god

Zito time

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, crap

Here comes Zito.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So . . .

here we are.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

the fog is coming, you can feel the temperature change

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game is nuts

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

rally molina

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know what to think of this.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time a Giant's position player pitched?

I’m looking forward to that.

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on Aug 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Bonds pitch in some ASG one year?

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at a game at candlestick where the Giants scored like 18 runs and I think Brenly pitched.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Greg Litton doing it.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Via Baggs:Greg Litton 1991

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, Zito time

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So let's see

Zito, a fly ball pitcher vs. the Reds on a hot day. What could go wrong?

by Bochean on Aug 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ha!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Don’t like where this is going

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd rather Cain

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think the game lasts that long

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 11 pitchers and the management that thought of it.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course they will adjust tomorrow and go with 15 pitchers

by Bochean on Aug 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye Nate
Bye Travis
Bye Fontenot
Bye Cody

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t we bag on them for having 12?

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

13, really. There was some talking of going to 11 but the starting pitching was much better at that point.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were carrying 13

i definitely thought that was excessive

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I stopped watching earlier… Damn it. Should never have given up.

by WesHanson on Aug 25, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You will learn grasshopper, you will learn.

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by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you can go for the double rage quit.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have the power…

by WesHanson on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd!

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- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite flowchart EVER.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oldy but goody

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude you're on fire today

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain?

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't bring recent history into this

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- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only one!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hush

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by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Zeets......

Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts….

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop fucking throwing BP fucking Zito

by Snack on Aug 25, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT FUCK

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by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yikes

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd I think

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

109th

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is definitely doing a #2 out there

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuuuuuck.

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by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Normally he has to exert himself way more for a loss

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- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, fuck this shit.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamn it

come on zito, you can do this

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito, you bum.

You have a chance to vulture a win.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s not a vulture unless he blows a save

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by chilibean_3 on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

along with my dinner

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by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito doing his regular throwing on the side between starts

Reds didn’t get the memo.

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by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck, ump?!

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by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Please PLEASE

If we win this, I promise to eat all of my vegetables

by fracon on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play would be just peachy right now

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by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT A BALL??

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by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you ump

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was wrong with that!!!!

by SLOgiantsFan on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito getting squeezed like a roll of Charmin

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 84 MPH heater

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

both borderline, but in the zone

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon

Get him

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't catch up to the heat

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HYMN!

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

UGGGGGH

my stomach hurts

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

RIIIIIIIBEEEEEE

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT PLAY URIBE!!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER FUCKING POSEY

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN RIGHT!

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by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STFD, Janish!

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by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play fellas

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

God this is exhausting

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by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NIce

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by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEST PAINS!!

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, 1 more out. momentum.

Giants win it in the bottom of this inning.

motherfuckers.

do you hear me

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear you

I want to believe

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yes!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe was like "FUCK YOU"

Buster was like “I ain’t havin’ it”

by fracon on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

My heart can’t take this.

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dont play into Votto Zito

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

what

gtfo

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put the winning run on 3rd with Rolen up

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

better pitch to rolen than the nl triple crown contender

by justhangin on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow what a game

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

open base

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you votto

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

you stupid motherfucker

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK. EVERYTHING.

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by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, my.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking knew we should have walked him

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

hm

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Not even a throw?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Groundball

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE ZITO

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been on MLB Network since the 8th inning, if that helps.

by Timorous Me on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU ZITO

FUCK YOU GUILLEN
FUCK YOU FIVE ERRORS

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by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm loving pablo this series

but that throw cost us the game.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he argued that.

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND FUCK YOU JOHN HIRSCHBECK YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK FLEMMING AND HIS “BIGGEST COME FROM BEHIND WIN EVER!!!!!”

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

just think how the jinxers must feel about that proposition

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by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE BASEBALL AGAIN

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

crud

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by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wreak havoc on buster’s body. Janish should know better.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't pitch to Rolen please

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone wanna bet Rolen hits a dinger here?

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i'll take that bet

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we were just going to lose, we could have done that 10-1

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit

Volquez warming up!

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

bluff

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING LEADOFF WALK IN EXTRA INNINGS

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by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Volquez warming up

Praise be.

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by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Volquez is warming up.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Dusty warming up Edinson Volquez for the save?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

it is Dusty Baker

by wcw on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

his last 0.2 innings went well

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he pitches as good as he did last time.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

bluff'd

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd just walk Rolen

just like that

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

GO BACK IN TIME AND WALK VOTTO

by chilibean_3 on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if Rolen hits a GS?

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if Votto hits a tie breaking single?

by chilibean_3 on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again…would you rather be down 1 run or 4?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no faith in the Giants being able to retire Votto in tight situation. I have slightly more faith in being able to retire Rolen.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a team game, so its a bun

by ldv on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ch ofpeoples faults

by ldv on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. That makes more sense.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Sabean and Bork's fault

for having 6 fucking relief pitchers and 6 fucking outfielders

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not like MadBum gave up 8 runs in 2.2 innings.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cordero is batting

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES ITS A CLOSER AT BAT

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Flem

“No full house, just a pair of twos” (on calling Dusty’s bluff with the pitcher due up)

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by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously Barry throw it down the fucking middle

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by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure it’s Cordero in the bottom of the inning

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday is frozen. Score?

by KCE on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

12-11

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

12-11, Cincinnati.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

109-108

"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."

by DividedByZero on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

(109-108)/0

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so stressed right now.

by WesHanson on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE SOME PITCHES GOD DAMMIT

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE TWO RUNS OR I WILL NOT BE AS HAPPY AS I COULD BE

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bork had only let MadBum finish the 3rd

Wilson could have pitched the 9th and only the 9th

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, because MadBum would have given up more runs so there would be no extra innings.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hindsight is 20/20

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 25, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh FFS

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. No.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BACK TO BACK TO END IT

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, Cody Ross walkoff to make a lot of new friends.

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “Back to Bag End”

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if we lose, hell of an effort to come back from that far down

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe so

but this was a blowout. Now it isn’t.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh yeahh this is what hating Zito feels like… been a little while

by MLWhiteSF on Aug 25, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

How about a little hate for Bochy for pitching to fucking Votto with an open base

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame hirchbeck more. When you take away a pitcher’s strongest pitch, Zito’s curve, that’s what happens.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 25, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

true fact

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about

WE BLAME MANAGEMENT FOR HAVING 6 GOD DAMN RELIEF PITCHERS

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH BUT THEY GOTS PLENTY OF OUTFIELDERS….

just think.. we dropped a pitcher to keep Guillen…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot accept a loss

Cmon Pablo, you owe everybody.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like you’ve never seen the Giants play before

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 25, 2010 4:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

this here

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm supposed to be heading out in three minutes

Score runs fast, Giants hitters

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lol.

Cordero holds for 3 minutes

by Uncle Russel on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep alternating wildly between being really mad that I couldn’t go to this game…and really glad that I couldn’t go to this game.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

cordero is being a douche

by ldv on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

no , cordero being a tool

by ldv on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

booing Cordero

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Baserunners!!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CORDERO YEAH PANDA!

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that old Pablo is back now

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by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll be back when he can throw to the first baseman.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE SOME PITCHES

NO DOUBLE PLAY

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I’VE GOT YOUR FREEZE TACTICS RIGHT HERE!

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

this game will absolutely be the death of me.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

but man i was hoping that would get by

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

He would have made it to 2nd though

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

damn. nice cutoff by stubbs

by natey-nate on Aug 25, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad that didn’t reach the wall

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

i will lose my shit if this comes to pass

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not be there to clean it up.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE DID THE GAME GO

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

oh there it is

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I NEED TO LEAVE NOW, JUAN

Please hurry.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe, just connect with something! Let that mighty swing find a ball!

by Seasick fish on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice take

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

just hit Juan

you don’t need to swing for the fences. be patient, get on base.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

(I mean a homer would be awesome but don’t be ridiculous.)

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

You realize who you’re talking to here, right?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

VLOLQUEZ STILL WARMING UP

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CMON WILD PITCH TO GET PANDA TO 2ND!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take a walk

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST URIBE

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

like i said

magic tank nearing E

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

great, swing at a close pitch up 2-0……..

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

mr ross

if you hit a walk off ill name my first born after you

by ldv on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t you already use that one?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beardface?

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

(no)

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe in you Ross!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

uhh

wat

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross has OWNAGE on Cordero

by Uncle Russel on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

“BASE HIT IS ALL WE NEED”

thank you fan

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN THE INNING!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That shouting lady scares me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

please cody

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Cody...I'll take a hit

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ll take a hit too, if it’ll help

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Passive sentence is passive.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

passive is the passive sentence

by wizard5ive on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

mistakes were made

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross is Cordero . . . it’s actually not passive. but don’t get me started.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Yoda

WHY IS SCOTT

by geef on Aug 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mystery Science Theater reference?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

so i just turned on the game, wandered in here...

looks like a good one

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

good ass take

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice take!

Send the runner?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice take

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

WOAH

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

i feel sick

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously guys, I’m having palpitations.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wha-ha-ha PABLO!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLL

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A BALL YOU CUNT

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s actually quite special.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALL 6

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

...what the hell

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Hirschbeck

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

herschbeck is killing us

but PANDA VROOM is kinda cool

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us Grant!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

really

this blue is fucking atrocious

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

GO GRANT

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Please please please do something good Fontenot.

by Natto on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we ever win when this idiot is behind the plate?

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES ON DECK

A WALK IS GOOD

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE GRANT PLEASE

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON GRANT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he's consistent

He was an asshole earlier, he’s an asshole now

by sarf_london_niner on Aug 25, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

what?

thats not a strike? im confused

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RoLOLen

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROLEN

Make him pay Grant!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

phew!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Fontenot if you hit a walk offI I'll re-name my first born after you.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

stop saying that it hasnt worked yet

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's different ok

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody wants this “honor”.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll name my first jhiatt00 if that will work.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear god that was close

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

another chance for Grant

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

please

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It doesn't help with this douchebag behind the plate either

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahahhahahahhahaha

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!!!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WE’RE STILL ALIVE!!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take it!

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD

My heart can’t take much more of this. Nor can my bowels.

by Seasick fish on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

YYYAYYYAAYAYAYAAYY

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON TORRES

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

heehee

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you grant

Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.

- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fonte-fuck yea!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TORTURE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Which bastard is writing this script?

by sarf_london_niner on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

huge break that cordero hit that

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

For sure

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

toores

i would like to name my first born after you

by ldv on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE TORRES PLEASE

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That made me scream like a girl.

by WesHanson on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is seriously going to give me a heart attack

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So who's ready to drive me to the hospital?

My heart is done

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

c’mon you freakin cantaloupe

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good lord, I just realized the dvr wasn’t recording this game. Mr. Merope isn’t going to be a very happy camper….

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by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTENOT!!!

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by Amigo on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodMhmygod

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wild pitch you motherfucker!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont need a walkoff

just a hit, or a walk

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I would support you in such a desire.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A FUCKING STRIKE YOU ASSHOLE

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

that wasnta strike

by ldv on Aug 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you ump that was not a strike

WHY IS SCOTT

by geef on Aug 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

passed ball, please

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

A Benitez would be nice

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so sick, I would have left work 8 minutes ago but I can’t pull myself away from MLB gameday for the duration of the walk to my car until I can turn on the radio.

by MLWhiteSF on Aug 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Run

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by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I can go home and get drunk/high and forget our sorrows now….

by MLWhiteSF on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously can’t take this.

by Cheeeese! on Aug 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Flannery should have sent Pablo.

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m dying here.

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by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I BELIEVE

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON’T NOT BELIEVE….

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by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol 7th AB

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It feels like I’m trying to stare through my monitor, intensity.

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

by chenster on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

i’m gonna throw up

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't!

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by redhornet78 on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD…RIGHT HERE…SINGLE

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

/cries

I can’t take i

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

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t

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUNT

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY. There’s two strikes on the count.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is Torres taking these pitches when Hirschbeck is being such a douche?

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by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’m having a heart attack just by listening to this.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

wait why is fontenot going

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope its’ the defense

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god

I’m about to cry…this hurts

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFForced vomiting

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Extra Innings just stopped

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck.

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by delorean on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lol this game.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK I HATE BASEBALL

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Brutal.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Natto on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

sadface

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GAH

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by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

WHY IS SCOTT

by geef on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That sucks. Good comeback though.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I apologize for using the c word earlier.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You used "Cacophonic"?

How many fucking times have we talked about this?

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- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much for a statement game.

by thebighead on Aug 25, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, it was a statement game

The statement was, “Nothing can kill hope. Nothing. Well, except for atrocious roster mis-management.”

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by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck me in t he asshole

by Uncle Russel on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Going to commit hari kari now.

Toodles.

by Cheeeese! on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That sucked so fucking much

That umpire was absolutely brutal

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

sadness

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by RDreamer on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad tomorrow is an off day, we all need it after today.

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And by we I mean us, not the Giants

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate everyone who left and came back

It’s all your fault :(

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

let’s hope this lights a fire like that fucking rockies game.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well

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by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JACKASSED JINXFACE
oh…
and….
DFA GUILLEN!!!

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by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Be nice to David B.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Hacker on the 40 man?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right. I missed that part of your comment.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with the “JINXFACE” part of this comment.

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by AngeloB on Aug 25, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Bochy and the home plate umpire.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

What did Bochy do?

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

mismanagement of his bullpen?

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could have done better

granted he was given a small bullpen by management, but he could have used Affeldt and Casilla more than he did, especially Affeldt who face 3 batters and pitched 1 inning.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He couldn’t have seen extra innings coming.

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

and...

by bringing in your closer in the 8th inning of a 5-run deficit, just so he can get some work, you’re basically admitting the game is out of reach. Because if you think the game is still winnable, you bring in another reliever, any other reliever, and if they’re still down by a bunch Wilson can pitch the 9th to get his work in.

But when the unthinkable happened and they had that 8th inning rally, suddenly you’re asking Wilson to get the save having thrown 23 pitches. And yeah, he still should have gotten the save, and Sandoval deserves blame for the error in the 9th, but Bochy wasn’t managing strategically.

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by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the most brutal game I’ve seen since the 14 inning nightmare in Colorado last year

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by TMOX on Aug 25, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Really, it didn’t feel like that kind of game to me. Good comeback effort, alas not what we all hoped for.

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by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the loss wasn’t surprising, but the awesome comeback certainly was.

by Every6thDay on Aug 25, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So I missed how we got 5 errors.

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Bertier: Yours.
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by Amigo on Aug 25, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Zito

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it was a good thing the dvr didn’t record this game.

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by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This entire game falls on management as far as I'm concerned

6 relief pitchers is unacceptable.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when it was stupid to have eight?

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have too many.

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They overcompensate by being even more stupid

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Zito is better than Mota

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by Goofus on Aug 25, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Runzler's ready no?

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hindsight is 20/20

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 25, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wouldn't have made any difference

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO OUTS in the THIRD with the Pitcher On Deck with BASES EMPTY

MadBum could then have started the Fourth or Ramirez could have relieved him in the Fourth, then Ramirez would have been able to finish the 4th and 5th innings. Casilla would have pitched the 6th, Affeldt the 7th, Romo the 8th, and Wilson the 9th.

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

MadBum gives up another homer, makes another mental mistake, and throws his arm out ruining his career. You’re assuming Bumgarner gets those guys out.

I suppose 78 pitches through 2.2 IP with 8 ER isn’t a red flag. Maybe that’s just me though.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by j14 on Aug 25, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good outlook.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Even if they’re playing for kinda-sorta nothing at this point (have reverted to pessimism concerning Giants’ post season chance).

by Every6thDay on Aug 25, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL tied for wild card lead before game

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and because the pitching has been rather unremarkable for maybe almost a month now.

by Every6thDay on Aug 25, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no complaints with the team play

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it’s full of tequila and Mylanta

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 25, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, we should have been dead in the water

instead an awesome comeback… shows we don’t give up and we have some offense going forward. a good day, despite the loss.

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by redhornet78 on Aug 25, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Seconded.

They hit the ball on the screws, they made some nice plays, they came back and they didn’t fucking quit. Bodes well going forward.

by maysian on Aug 25, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, hell. That sucked.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

We never win when that ump is behind the plate

We just dragged this one out more than usual

Worst up in the league and has been for a long time.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 25, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he pull a jinx out of his ass again? He does that a lot. I get the feeling he is very anti-superstition.

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by AngeloB on Aug 25, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

“Gee, I wonder if two teams have ever come from 9 runs down to win their respective ball games on the same day…”

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was during the top half of the 9th

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell he said before that… “The Giants have never overcome a 9 run deficit to win a game before.” right before Pablo airmailed that throw.

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by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Zito feels like shit.

Maybe it will motivate him to quit sucking.

by fracon on Aug 25, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

He’s a damn starting pitcher.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He just pitched, he shouldn’t be pitching

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throwing 84 fastballs

Obviously he wasn’t

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is in the 1st inning

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever man this is just me taking out my anger.

I haven’t gotten this pissed off about a loss in a long time. It’s not supposed to make sense. You’re delving too deep into this.

by fracon on Aug 25, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it wasn’t for our fucking 6 MAN BULLPEN, he wouldn’t have been sent out there.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it probably would have been someone worse.

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

Still pissed at Zeets though.

by fracon on Aug 25, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that easy for a starter to go pitch absent his game day routine… jumping into a game is a learned skill.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

he started a fresh inning

not like he had to work out of a pre-existing jam

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not a relief pitcher

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

he started a FRESH INNING

The money lies in the RBIs
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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE JUST PITCHED

AND MOST STARTING PITCHERS STRUGGLE IN THEIR 1ST INNING

ESPECIALLY AGAINST JOEY FUCKING VOTTO

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it’s not.

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bumgarner shouldn’t have given up 8 runs in 2.2 IP.

And Posey should have done something.

And the team shouldn’t have made 5 errors.

And the team shouldn’t have 6 relief pitchers.

And Guillen should GTFO.

I don’t see you blaming any of them.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOOL

Are you serious right now?

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at first

But this is just getting silly.

by fracon on Aug 25, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner should have given up 8 runs in THREE innings

Bochy was too quick with the hook

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he gives up 15 runs in 3 innings

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fucking pitcher was ON DECK

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it a given he would have gotten the pitcher out? He couldn’t get anyone out. Plus the pitcher’s name is Homer.

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah?

What if the guy before him gets a homer?

Bumgarner had completely lost it. HE THREW A FUCKING INTENTIONAL BALL TO THE BACKSTOP.

Mentally, he was not in the game anymore.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen had 2 hits and a walk

and his error did not lead to a run

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't negate the fact that he doesn't belong on the team

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awful fucking logic

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Zito pitched Saturday

and threw only 75 pitches

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched Sunday

And you still need to recover, especially with most of those being high-stress pitches

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how only is significant, that’s still quite a bit of pitches to then have to pitch on only 2 days rest.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

starting pitchers throw 30-40 pitches between starts

to keep their arms loose

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's no such thing as "high-stress" pitches

it’s a fucking myth

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a difference between the windup and the stretch

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can.

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was optimistic, too. First turn through the order is usually not when/where he struggles. I do question calling for an 84mph fastball on the inner part of the plate to one of the best hitters in the National League, though.

by Every6thDay on Aug 25, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can't really blame him

especially if we win if Sandoval makes a routine throw from 3rd to 1st

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should not have made the throw

the runner was going to beat it out

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

routine?

a chopper where he has to wait on it with a fast runner? far from routine

by ldv on Aug 25, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

God forbid the best hitter in the NL beat you. YOU SUCK ZITO, YOU CANT GET JOEY VOTTO OUT.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Wow, I hope this was chasm because that’s fucking retarded.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Management fucked up, everybody who committed an error fucked up, the UMP fucked up. Wasn’t Zito’s fault alone.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 25, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umpire really sucked

Never said it was Zeet’s fault alone.

by fracon on Aug 25, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, these day home games have been brutal this season.

by Every6thDay on Aug 25, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an interesting game.

That’s about all I can say right now.

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by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Spit on him again.

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

"Well I want to die"

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Aug 25, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Post-game thread plz.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 25, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

We shall fill it with the river of our tears.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win probability?

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by cheno on Aug 25, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/under on amount of Maker’s Mark that Grant needs to write the post-game thread: 5.5 liters

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by Kitspool on Aug 25, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like an unexpected and wonderful gift just came apart in my hands

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 25, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Warranty

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you implying

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 27, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire

by DAinLA on Aug 25, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

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