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by Natto on Aug 25, 2010 1:44 PM PDT
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fuck this game
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Do you mean this particular game?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
HE WAS CLEARLY SHOWING THE UMPIRE THE BALL
AND IT SLIPPED OUT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THIS SHIT
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
this umpire sucks, too
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
That run is probably meaningless.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
should just leave him out there
he just got 2 outs, but Burrell muffed the fly and MadBum muffed the pitchout
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I’ll take meth read for $200 Alex.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
THis is how I read the link from the other page.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Should never have gotten married.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Karma
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
NOOOOOOOO
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
FUCK
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
WTF HUFF???????? DONT BE HURT
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
BELT!
Too soon?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
call up Belt
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
Whew
FUCK THIS GAME. I WANT TO PROTEST IT FOR SHITTINESS.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
SUSTAINED
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Should have just left MadBum out there
bases empty
2 out
- hitter
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
What happened?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Flem said he seemed okay but was in pain during the play.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Shitty throw from Ramirez caused Huff to reach toward the runner. The runner clipped him somehow but he appears ok now.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
wrist/arm/shoulder…can’t tell
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Get him out of there and get that wrist into a bucket of ice, stat!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
A bucket filled with a mixture of ice and stats?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Bucket made from spreadsheets.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ramon Ramirez made an error on a comeback
then made a terrible throw and the runner bent Huff’s wrist back
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
At least John Miller hasn't gone mute yet.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Waiting on the scotch.
Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 25, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
‘ugly and ragged’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
I'm angry
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
With Bailey on the mound we're in this thing.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Klezmer band
Is that like Polish Polka Bluegrass?
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
More like Jewish polka bluegrass. It’s pretty awesome.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I WANT DINGERZ
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
1 fucking pitch
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Dave Groeschner takes Huff at his word
Huffs wrist explodes this AB.
Medical staff takes out a rib
So we have a 3% chance of winning this game.
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Does it adjust for it being Coors Field?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
dinger?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
dinger.exe
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
What Kruk?
Out of all the homer things you’ve said. Calling Dave Groeschner a good trainer is probably the worst
Who is this Posey guy?
and what factory was he built in?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
that curveball is pissing me off
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Fuck this game
I quit, it’s too shitty.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Why would you even know that?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at the hat…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift+A
WTF?
I go to lunch and a meeting, and I come back to this shit?
Also, for some stupid reason I benched Martin Prado for my Pokemonz today. He’s 2 for 4 with 3 RBI.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Ha
Rockies chipping away, down 5-10 now.
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
OKBYE
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Maybe it would be more acceptable here if I was part of a league named after a dumb video game / TV show.
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No, not really.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be sure to let them know you feel that way
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Make it so.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No one cares about your fantasy stats that came at the expense of the Giants. That doesn’t make anyone feel better.
I didn’t realize people cared about others’ fantasy stats ever.
And it’s not like either affected the outcome of the game, so calm down.
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Good, I hope it prompts unnecessary bitching when that happens too.
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/starts heating up the tar
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Votto
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Flem: "So you wanna know the score, huh? We'll see if we pass that along."
Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.
If we score runz like yesterday it's not over....right?
…trying to be positive.
by The Montana Giant on Aug 25, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
Run differential
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
so when the Giants traded for Ramon Ramirez, they added over $400K in salary. we could’ve used that money to sign at least one more high upside HSer, huh Sabes?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 25, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
So, what are we discussing in here?
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
What were having for second lunch
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Had Domino's pizza for first lunch
thinking about a cornicopia of peanut buttery goodness from a self serve frogurt joint for second lunch.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I had a Moo-yah burger: Double patty, american cheese, grilled onions, tomato, mustard, thousand island. And some fries.
Picked up junior’s bday gifts at lunch also: Wii Lego Harry Potter and General Grievous Starfighter Lego set (you needed to know).
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Belt!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
This.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
if you guys need some diversion, the Joe Buck fan shot
really is fantastic and well worth the read.
I just passed an inning reading it and commenting.
Link
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I think he said
Suck it javier Lopez as he left the box on his second dinger.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Girl with the most syllables this side of Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at Burbank Airport and this beautiful girl got in the security line behind me. I had just watched Death Proof about three days before, and she looked really familiar. I glanced down at her boarding pass and confirmed it was Mary Winstead. She’s wayyy more gorgeous in real life than on film; her eyes are amazing.
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
damn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/grabs crotch
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
/pirouettes into a pelvic thrust
Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 25, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
/Pushes own head with gloved hand on forhead tilting it back
as if neck was broken
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
of course
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone know the Giants record this year in weekday afternoon home games? Seems like they’ve lost a bunch of them.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Fatigue!!!
Ramirez is down to just a fastball and he can barely get it in for a strike.
Now he’ll need at least 2 days off.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Weird stat
If the score holds up this is going the be the 10th game in a row for the Giants that has been decided by at least three runs. In reverse chronological order:
-8 (current score today)
+11
+9
-9
-4
+3
+3
-6
-6
-6
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
the consecutive -6-6-6 worries me
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Still
I think I’d rather lose this way than 1-0.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
I'd honestly prefer losing low-scoring games where the run differential isn't one.
Less pitching gets used up; better bullpen for the next game (given it’s not an off-day).
Then again, we have Bork at the helm, who can mysteriously use seven pitchers to allow one run across while getting three outs.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
You fucking suck, Bork!
Should have left Madbum to finish the third, then brought Ramirez in for the fourth. Now he ran out of gas before he could complete a second inning of work.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I think preserving Madbum is more important than preserving Ramirez
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
MadBum had more than enough left to retire one more guy.
Especially since that guy would have been either the Hernandez or Bailey
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
He wasn't pitching well and the game was out of hand
Why put extra miles on him?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
As Kruk would say
Time to put up a crooked number.
“9” is pretty crooked
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Buster should have had the day off (last night)
yeah, he hit clubbed a HR, but he was 1-5 overall and there was plenty of hits from other dudes
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
hindsight?
I wrote that Whiteside should catch in every Sanchez start BEFORE yesterday’s game.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Cool story
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Maybe he should get an adjustment from Amy G
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I can only half-listen when I’m at work, and that really, really confused me for a minute.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIFT A
Slow torturous game is slow and torturous.
Makes me do this:
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
rubicon is better
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift A
did the Giants win yet?
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
I didn’t realize Pujols was so close to winning the Triple Crown
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Giants rally car
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
too bad this rally car is only good for four runs
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Its kinda weird that Nate is starting to get more at bats now that we have 6 outfielders
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
He hasn’t played at all recently before these last two games
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
His comment still stands
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Well then I disagree. I think Nate isn’t used as much as he should be.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
for a guy who can’t walk and can’t hit for power I don’t think he deserves much more PT
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Not so much now, but earlier this year and last year that statement described half the team.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't disagree
Nate should have gotten a lot more PT last season.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Yeah
Then we would have known once and for all how terrible he is at the plate
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Shift + A
Oh, so that’s where everyone went.
Um, go Giants and stuff.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I know this sounds stupid, but this ain't over
Base hit here and we’re down five with 11 outs left
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
1 at a time
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
/shift-A
I should’ve just stayed in class.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson about education. The Giants want you to have a good one so you don’t end up like them.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Losers?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Haha, I went to, and stayed, at all my classes. But now I’m considering just hanging out at another class to miss the rest of this game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
How was it?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
It was pretty good, actually.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It's such a new experience for sure
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
It is. I panicked a bit, since it’s such a new environment and all, but I think, overall, it was a good day. Aside from nearly getting hit on the head by something falling out of a tree.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Something?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
It was like a branch or something. I was too much in shock to figure out if it was a branch or a squirrel.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Or a person
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I’m pretty sure Howie’s not here on Wednesdays.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Squirrels have bushy tails, branches almost never do.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I think it was a branch.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
CMON GRANT
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Good news, guys!
Dusty Baker just handed the game ball to Homer Bailey.
/ducks
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
LOL Bailey had plenty of pitches left and his bullpen is fried.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
That's dumb
Should be a homer
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
wow i thought that was gone
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
…what’s this about Huff being injured?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Oh okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
huh?
I think you misheard something
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I was checking Baggs’ twitter after I got out of class and I saw something about Huff maybe being injured.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Collided with runner
Wrist got bent a bit. But he’s fine.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Would I be considered persona non grata for saying I’ve never thought so?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
So I left and came back
And we’re only in the 7th?
The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!
No
You were dreaming, the game is over.
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
If only...
The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!
by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, there are TWO Leakes pitching for the Reds?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
If they can do it
Maybe we can to?
The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!
by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We need two runs this inning
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Rockies lead
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Should have pinch ran with Whiteside
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL umpire
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I should really do my homework
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
What subject, son? Maybe I can help?
/puffs on decidedly Hugh Beaumont-esque pipe
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Well Physics and Some stuff on the Grapes of Wrath. I know how to do it, I just don’t want to.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ikr
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish you could get runs while pitching
Couple interceptions will get us back in this
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I'll be happy to see him hit in the 10th
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
He does not get my Vote-o.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian:
This appearance is so you can get some work, not get worked.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Shift A
WTF is Wilson doing in this game?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pitching, I believe.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You didn't hear?
He’s the new long reliever. Ramon Ramirez is now our closer.
I thought everyone knew.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
No, that was MANNY Ramirez
Giants picked him up off waivers today.
Man, you guys need to keep up.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
LOL HUMIDOR
I MEAN COORS FIELD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My Dodgers friend fan is at this game. I think I know who to blame now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
I blame you for having a Dodger fan for a friend.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I have also have a Dodgers fan for a relative.
:|
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t be held responsible for who your relatives are. My in-laws are from Socal and are die-hard Lolgers fans.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch.
But, yeah, the only reason my friend and I get along is because she thinks Timmy, MadBum, and Buster are cool (though, she hates to admit it).
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Work some BABIP magic
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I like Pablo again!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Oh right, we definitely need a homer here Uribe so swing for it every time.
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WE HAVE A BALLGAME!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
JAZZ HANDS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZ HANDS!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
JAZZ MOTHERFUCKING HANDS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
WOO HOO
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
LET'S GOOOO
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Let's keep this going
RALLY TROY AND ABED
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
10-8??? Yes! Never give in.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
what the shit?
i take a shower and the Giants are down by just 2?
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 25, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
thinking about it
but i want to beat the traffic into the city so i can get shitfaced with the Giants tonight.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 25, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
GET BACK IN THE SHOWER
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you trying to kill the rally?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY NIGEL TUFNEL!!!
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
shift-A
Man I checked from work and it was 9-1. This is the weirdest series ever.
Also LOLMADBUM.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
I don't break this out often, but its proven to work. We need it now.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
Toast like the wind!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So I see the shipment from Coors arrived.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ROSS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
CODY!!!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
CODY!!!
Holy shit, this is really something.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Ross!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Ok gone all day, my son texted me, we're down 9-1. Come back, in time for Uribe to go yard?
You’re welcojme
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Shift A – Ha! I left for my chiropractor appt, we were losing 10-1. As I sat in the massage recliner thinking the more I relax the Giants will score runs. It’s now 10-8. So everyone relax!
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Come on Doppelgrant!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
LETS GO GRANT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm feeling a double down the line
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
GRANT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Rally psuedo Christina Hendricks
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
NO
THIS NEVER WORKS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YOSAFFBRIG STEALS YOUR GUN
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Grantenot!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH FONTENOT
FOR THE SHIRE
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
lol Baggs
extrabaggs
You might want to switch the Giants game back on. Like, now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CANTALOPE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
YES!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
ANDFRES!!!!!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
ANDRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Dear lord, this team never quits....I love this team
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
by Goofus on Aug 25, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THIS GAME IS TIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
ANDRES!!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
It was having Wilson pitch the 8th
inspiring!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
TORRES!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
OMFG!!!!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
UNBELIEVABLE
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
NEVER IN DOUBT!
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
Wilson may hit this inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NICE JOB BUSTER
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL WUT
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
productive out
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
and they should walk Huff here
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Nah, lefty vs. lefty
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Come on Huff
You’re a machine
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Fizzart time has ended prematurely.
I’m still in the WTF line.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Wow… how well hit was that by Buster?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Jon Miller
“Five of the most action-packed pitches you’ll ever see.”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
zzz
I told Mr. Redlegs what just happened, and this was his reaction
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
awesome
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody make a gif of Panda spinning the towel. Please.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A YO-YO
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
VROOMM!!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
Holy fucking shit what a game
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
This is the kind of game that was unimaginably, fantastically impossible last year.
YESSSSSSS
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
OMGWTF
OFFFFFFFFFFFEENNNNNSIIIIIIIIIIZEEE SUUUUUUUUUUURGGGGGGEEEEE
by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 25, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF DADDY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF
OH MY FUCKING GOD…SOMEBODY PINCH ME
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
I have been in meetings all afternoon watching At Bat
now let me say LOLREDS!!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Dustyball
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Now it is done.
Now the story ends. And there is no way to tell it. The art of fiction is dead. Reality has strangled invention. Only the utterly impossible, the inexpressibly fantastic, can ever be plausible again.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
Or, in other words
The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont' believe it!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
HOLY SHIT WTF?
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Today seems like a good day to watch ESPN.
NOT THIS TIME LOLEASTCOASTBIAS
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
WOW
THIS GAME.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He heard you.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Im sweating hard right now
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
I cannot believe they did not IBB Huff.
That was dumb.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I mean, I love it.
But really dumb, Dusty.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wilson was next
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
So we have a 3% chance of winning this game.
by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 1:55 PM PDT
So you’re saying there’s a chance?
by DFARowand on Aug 25, 2010 1:56 PM PDT
by sarf_london_niner on Aug 25, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
lol
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
FUCK YES THERE IS
Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 25, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL rec’d
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd rec'd rec'd rec'd rec'd rec'd rec'd rec'd rec'd rec'd rec'd
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Don't rec me, scroll up and rec him
You lazy sods
by sarf_london_niner on Aug 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy fucking shit
Did we really tie this up?!
No
We took the lead.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You guys are a bunch of weathervaners! This game has been incredible!
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
Can I have everyone's solemn promise to never say "game over" the rest of the season?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
We're in this thing.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
HELL NO.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL yeah right.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
There were literally 5 or less people still posting here when the game was 10-1
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Quality of discussions had dwindled down to the acceptability of talking about fantasy teams.
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My only excuse for not posting earlier is because I was stuck in class. I would’ve been here otherwise.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN’T MAKE THAT PROMISE.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping for a single, and then caught stealing
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH THIS SHIT WILSON!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Wow, amazing inning
Now here’s the issue:
Bork was fucking stupid to run Wilson out in the 8th. If you’re still down by 3+ runs going into the 9th, by all means, give him some work. But now, he’s already thrown 23 pitches and he needs to get three right-handed hitters out to save the win.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
You really expected him to think we’d score 6 in the 8th? That’s a little ridiculous.
Plus, that means we would have had to rely on Lopez, who is the only other guy available.
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut up
This isn’t about logic. It’s about magic. Don’t fuck with it.
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't disagree
But pitching Wilson in the 8th is what convinced me we could do this. Bochy hadn’t given up on this game, and neither had the team
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Lopez has been pretty active lately.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
shut ur face boch is the main motivator behind this epic win
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Three right-handed hitters
That’s a good thing. Wilson is a RHP
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Okay what the shit
I went to do some errands when it was 10-1 and now THIS?!?!
So...
what did I miss ? Just kidding. Listening at work, thought I would check in and see if anyone had lost thier mind.
Adopted Son: Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Please just finish this quietly Wilson
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
ooooooooooooooooooomyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyygoooooooooooooooooooood
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys,
What’s up?
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
by Skaldheim on Aug 25, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
’sup.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got home from school.
Anything happening?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
holy shit
so glad my interview got pushed to 5! this game is awesome!
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
I already peeking at the Win Probability Graph, but I won’t post it for fear of the jinx. It’s LOLable for sure!
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
FINISH HIM!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy still sucks.
But I am enjoying this game. And I enjoyed that Dodger game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HYMNS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Haha in my mind the win the game plan was to get three in the 8th 2 in the ninth and the other would come. I ’m glad the Giants took the easy way to the lead
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
your plan was too complicated
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
1 DOWN!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
OMG THIS GAME!!!!!
shifta
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
Already burned as a PH; doubled.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hey Grant
How’s that frantic rewrite of the postgame thread going??
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
Hah!!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we just use this thread the rest of the season?
by sarf_london_niner on Aug 25, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
I don't like this Stubbs guy
Don’t do anything silly Brian.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
that guy is at every game hes the best
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is making me huggy.
I am usually not a huggy person. Potential for dancing if Wilson can hold on.
best meh thread ever
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
damn
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
FUCK PABLO!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Damn it, Pablo!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCKNUTS
Tough play but please don’t do that Panda.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
DAMN IT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
FresnoGrizzlies
Tonight’s Lineup: Burriss 2B, Velez RF, Belt LF, Guzman 3B, Rohlinger SS, Pill 1B, Borchard DH, Copeland CF, Williams C. Hacker RHP.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SHIFT+A I didnt miss anything important did I?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
oh jesus. it was never gonna be easy
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
good throw gets him
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
FUCK!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Oh mother of fuck.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
son of a fuck
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Wow.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Well, fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
i'm still stoked
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
oh god
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
horrible throw
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
Hindsight.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
fuck you, Guillen
go away now please
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
PLEASE TORTURE ME MORE
"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12
by RichHerreraHomer on Aug 25, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
it would be a disappointment
but not worse than blowing a 10-1 lead to get a Loss
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I left at 10-1, came back at 11-10
and will now be leaving. See ya guys for the postgame, sorry for the jinz
*jizzinx
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I think our Magic tank is nearing the E
we better get out of this tied
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
ugh
fuck, please keep it tied Brian
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Rowand just missed his cutoff man in the dugout while you typed that
so 6
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GUILLEN'S PLUS ARM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If anybody at Webster is reading this, you might want to hold off printing the page that defines “heartbreaker”
by sarf_london_niner on Aug 25, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Pablo
LOL Guillen
LOL US
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
Blasts dont give up by The Noisettes!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on Aug 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
11-11
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Guillen-Sandoval-Uribe
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
Just get it to the bottom half tied
HUFF!!!!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
ALRIGHT LETS GO
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
Fontenot!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FONTEYES!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
GRANT AND AUDREY!!!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
LOL
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
FONTENOYESSSSSS
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
GRANT!
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
I like Fonteyes!
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
I would appreciate the Giants scoring a run in this inning.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
FONTENOTWO!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
PABLO HIT A WALKOFF
AND ALL WILL BE FORGOTTEN
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
He’ll have trouble doing that b/c he’s out of the game.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't want to forget it all
just some
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
RALLY NIGEL TUFNEL!!!
(this worked before)
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
How much more torture can it be?
None. None more torture.
by sarf_london_niner on Aug 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a good think that Nate is on the bench because Guillen's defense and arm are so fucking superior
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
GRANT!
Ok Guillen. Hit a walkoff and I will let you slide for today.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
By the way
I have two huge work projects going on right now that have me stressed. This game could cause me to have a heart attack.
this calls for a
walk off baby
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright Pablo
Yo are weilding a might mighty loud stick lately im willing to forgive you this one time…..
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Is this the best game of the season if we win? I mean I’m almost 100% positive they have not come back from 5 runs or more all season
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
IAWTC
Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.
by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 25, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
rally animals with casts?
"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper
it is time
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
hawt!
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
let's go, Guillen
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
dingergland.exe please
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
in the Ribeyez
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
proceed with complaining
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Paintball episode!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to leave very soon. Like, 5 minutes.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
i'll fix it
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY IBN BATTUTA
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
this should do the trick
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
AmyGGiants #sfgiants were down 10-1 at one pt, gm now tied @11 b9. This is the largest deficit a Giants team has overcome in SF history!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Time for Pandemption.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Guillen, and the broken down legs you hobbled into town on
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
Not really
it’s a brand new ballgame
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Was thinking about this, but Baggs said it
extrabaggs
Giants have just 6 relievers and have used 5. They’re not equipped for extras. They’d really, really like to win it here in bottom of 9th.
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Zito?
We’d really, really like to win it here in the bottom of the 9th.
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And we'd really really like them to!
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
We are not throwing this fucking game
by sarf_london_niner on Aug 25, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Really Baggs?
You’d rather win than go to extras with the outcome uncertain?
I guess I missed something
Is one of the relievers injured, unavailable?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
We only have 11 pitchers.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
STRATEGERY!
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster. Posey.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Come on Pablo...homer
double works too
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
fucking shift
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
at least he swung at a strike
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
CODY TIME!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Rally animals that should not be?
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
Badguin?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
tiny pic is tiny
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN HAZ A DOUBLE?
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
We'll end up in the 14th . . .
Uribe will pull his uribesis muscle, and Timmeh will end up left field with Buster at short.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
I'm feeling
a ball right down the LF line…do it Cody!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Go Ross!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
You know, Cody, my Mom always told me when you move to a new town, or a new school, it’s a good idea to start off immediately by doing something really nice for the other kids. Just saying.
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Cody says
“LOL your mom!”
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow...
It looked bad on the gamecast
Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987
Poop
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
Who do we have left in the pen?
i thought we have the LOOGY and mota left
No Mota’s on the DL
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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Just Lopez
Mota on the DL with a sore “not enough roster space for the guy we accidentally picked up”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
fuck
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
free heartburn!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Oh man, the clusterfuckery with the roster is galling me right about now.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Wow those last two were nasty
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
So we got Lopez, Zito, aaaaaaannnnd?
by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck
Who’s coming in?
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Javier Lopez? How can this possibly go badly?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
i hate to do it but i was playing red dead redemption when we came back. That may be the only way
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
hahah awesome, so was i. multiplayer or single player?
let’s get a possey going.
by The Montana Giant on Aug 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson for one more inning?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
Nope Lopez
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wasn’t saying we should, just wondering if he would.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes our last reliever
Do you warm up Zito or Cain?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buster Posey
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I know, I was asking which one you warm up
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cain threw, like, 128 pitches his last start. I wouldn’t consider him.
by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Pedro Feliz
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
as frustrating as the 6-man bullpen is
i have zero confidence in mota in this situation.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
The roster mismanagement
is just mind-boggling
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
That’s what happens when your starter goes two innings.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Not in-game management, roster management.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
as this post was written at a time when our pen is stressed (10th inning), and not hours before or after, i assumed it was bochy’s management of the roster available to him that was in question
Understandable, but I think it’s more to do with getting caught short-handed.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
+1,000,000
Especially when you consider that the Giants have won the past two games by 9 runs and 11 runs. There’s no way our bullpen should be spent like this.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
amazing how any roster weakness immediately becomes a problem
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
On the axiom that the worst case scenario will probably come true
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
free out.
very nice.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
ill take it!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
and also very Padres-ish to try to catch us off guard
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
another Votto special
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
and he's scared of Lopez
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the fuck you would you ever bunt in this situation?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
because you'd rather be on a plane headed somewhere else?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
I guess thats what happens when you’re 0-5 in a game where 22 runs have been scored.
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
always acceptable imo
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
he did that again just now
it was glorious
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
lol
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo has some serious candidates
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
/Nate swings at a pitch that hits him. Again.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
nice play Grant
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Nice
1 more
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
SUCK IT
"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12
by RichHerreraHomer on Aug 25, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
YEEEEEEEEEES
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT ROLEN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
CODY FUCKING ROSS!!!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
CODDYYY!!!!!!!
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
CODY ROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
threw him out tryin to stretch a single
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ROSS!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
NAILED!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
ROSS IS THE FUCKING MAN!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
+109
Doomed to a life sentence of disappointment and sadness.
- In other words.... I'm a Giants fan.
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT ROLEN!!!
"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow
Just got home from school and I have to say thanks Bumgarner for shitting the bed
and what the fuck happened? My friend told me the Giants were down 10-5 then they were leading now they’re tied?
And Nice play Ross.
What happened?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
CODY FUCKIN ROSSSSS
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING GUNNED
Cody Ross is better than Jose Guillen in just about every way.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
The demon faced guy is really startiing to grow on me.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
Doumit?
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez has balls, pitching to Rolen with the pitcher's spot next
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1-2-3 Inning! Never a doubt!
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
Buster Posey will send us home happy.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM
He always leaves you satisfied
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
I’m not even gonna say anything.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Thank you advertising, Don Draper, and Cody Ross.
by Murray, Present on Aug 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
let's see
Pat Purrell – check
Jose Guillen – check so far
Javier Lopez – check
Cody Ross – check
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Shift + A
HOLY FUCK! I leave and play some SC2 and the Giants come back??!?!?!
Cya yall later, Im going back to SC2…..
The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!
Ok lets try a new one. RALLY BATEMAN!
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i prefer RALLY BATMAN
Play hard, then rock out even harder.
by TheBigLeburnski on Aug 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
“thats a bold strategy Cotton, lets see how this plays out.”
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on Aug 25, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice job New Toy(s).
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kuip called Rolen out, like, ten feet from second.
Obviously shaking off the booze.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
lol rolen
you russell crowe looking ass
by iloveddickdietz on Aug 25, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
Shift-A
If they lose this game I’m personally going to go into SF and decapitate David Butthead Flemming!!!!!
“This will be the first time in their history that the Giants have overcome a 9 run deficit to win a game”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!
Next batter…. Pablo throws the freaking ball down 4th Street….
Was that bad speed, a fantastic throw, or both?
by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
THIS ENDS NOW
(seriously this time)
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
C'MON TORRES
Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie
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