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Post-game thread: Giants use Matt Cain's runs for next year

In the first inning, Pablo Sandoval stepped to the plate. There were two runners on and two out. That’s when the epiphany struck. The first six hitters had come to the plate for the Giants, and I didn’t reflexively twitch at the mention of any of them. There were no Jose Castillos, Eugenio Velezes, Lance Niekros, Dan Ortmeiers...really, this can go on for another six paragraphs, all the way back to Yamid Haad. The guy hitting seventh had carried the team offensively at times, and the guy hitting eighth was the in-season offensive cavalry last year. It was a real, hard-to-mock lineup.

A real, hard-to-mock lineup? Or a heat-related hallucination? You know, I think the lineup is real. The sixteen runs, on the other hand, are as fake as the singing cactus trying to pick my pocket right now. I’ll believe that the Giants scored sixteen runs when it cools down tonight.

How quickly things can change. Just a few games ago, the Phillies looked like the class of the National League, and the Giants looked like also-rans. Now the Giants have put up a touchdown-plus in consecutive games, and the Phillies have lost two in a row at home against the Astros. This turn of events suits me just fine.

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Come get a cold beer

St. Mary’s Pub
3845 Mission St
SF, CA 94110

$1 off for any McCoven!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you

I’m nowhere near there.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Sorry!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Problem

Enjoy the sentiment though.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it if I wasn’t already drunk from the cocktails I had during the game I’d drive down Mission St. to that bar.

Next time.

by zuma420 on Aug 24, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

His beer is filtered, therefore no sentiment

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 25, 2010 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY BLOG! COME TO MY BAR!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have no problem with this kind of self-promotion because it will most certainly end in me getting a little drunk

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, 22gigantes just lowers IQ’s.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And insults everyone who disagrees with him

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can still comment on MCC

We haz Weefee

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 24, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noted for future SF trips.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/appreciates the sentiment

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is really sweet!

/notes address

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

might be coming home to visit family if we look like we’ll make the playoffs. i’ll drop by.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if I'll still own it

We’re trying to kick up business, the economy kicks everyone’s ass lol

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh tell me about it

good luck dude, hate to see a neighborhood place go under.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Under no, transfer of Liquor licence yes

We just don’t have the capital to do advertising and such.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially my neighborhood place

We’ve got other bars in the nabe, all up on Cortland. They are all fun, but they are also destination bars, in a sense.

St. Mary’s is like the true corner pub.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 24, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'll be past last call probably

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would pay you to bring me beer. My god, it is too hot.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just awesome

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

3 in a row

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 24, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I concur. I would like the Giants to continue to be this team instead of that other team they were playing life for a while.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s have more games like that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Today was a good day.

"I never stop looking for things to try and make myself better." ~ Barry Bonds

by AdiosPelota on Aug 25, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you even need to use your AK?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a moving truck blasting that song in front of the movie theater in Berkeley yesterday morning. I must say, I had a better day because of it

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

/get me on the court and I’m trouble..

by AdiosPelota on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know the San Francisco 49ers were playing tonight.

by nataku on Aug 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

You think they’d score 16 points off of the Bengals?

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Ochocinco tweets, loses four payments on his Bugatti

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Pablo’s HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

is there a link yet?

fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan

by warriorsalltheway on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually kinda bummed

Because I really wanted to see a highlight of Cody Ross’s RBI single in the first, but there’s no way that’ll be a highlight now.

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 25, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to tomorrow’s game!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Aug 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

And the ball sure carries at home when the temperature heats up :O

by nataku on Aug 24, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

More of those. Preferably Friday

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 24, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer it when Pablo Sandoval hits the ball hard, drives in runs and is basically a good player.

Also, it didn’t “sound” like Buster crushed it, but that ball was absolutely KEE-rushed.

The Jazzy HR was pretty great, too. He unloaded on that mistake.

by Every6thDay on Aug 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

a lot of Buster’s homers and long doubles look like that. it’s very odd, but the ball just jumps off his bat.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s afraid of him.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve also noticed this as well.

by Snack on Aug 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was skeptical about his power at first, but I think he could definitely hit 20-25 in a year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 HR in under 300 ABs. 20-25 in a full season is not out of the question at all.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this has been a nice development!

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is so true. They don’t look like homers until they are like 10 rows into the stands.

by Unitard on Aug 25, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It seemed like both teams were just teeing off when they saw the ball could actually be hit out of the yard tonight.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A normal night game and Buster wouldn’t have it a homer.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo’s up to a .743 OPS! Getting closer and closer to an average line!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

can I get a Molina update? I love those.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is hitting a robust .243/.294/.330 with 5 HR and 29 RBI

In August, he is hitting .243/.311/.297 with 5 RBI in 37 AB.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

best deal of the year. Burrell is # 2

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Best deal of the year, your user name.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Well played

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY WOULD THEY TRADE HIM IN A PLAYOFF RACE?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where would we be right now if we hadn’t traded Bengie?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not even want to think about it.

he would still be hitting 5th or 6th.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum would be winning a Cy Young obviously

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina would have 50 more RBI, and Lincecum would be on his way to a third Cy Young. You stat dorks make me sick.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

strawhat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant:

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iknorite

Posey keeps calling for the 87 MPH Fastballs

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENJOY THE GAME!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it’s easy now! Baggs can be a tool sometimes.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEYVE NEVER PLAYED TEH GAME

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU SAY, STRAWHATS?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

unbelievable. tell me again how we somehow ended up not only trading him but getting a pitching prospect in return. please, tell me.

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 Lrg. pizza’s, 1 Fried Twinkie, 3 beers and 5 dollar ft long to wash it all down.

"I never stop looking for things to try and make myself better." ~ Barry Bonds

by AdiosPelota on Aug 25, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is like the Thomas Neal of the majors.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 25, 2010 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate those little bastards.

To hard to hit and they 10,000 needle you.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but they gave you 1,000 gil! or something like that….i can’t remember anymore

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 24, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omg I hated those fuckers

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cute and deadly.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cactuar!

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite headline of the year.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So what happens if Pablo and Freddy start hitting?

I mean, hitting? Not just not embarrassing themselves but actually hitting like an unofficial ROTY candidate and a batting champ?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If current other production holds,

And Pablo hits like 2009 and Sanchez hits like, lets say just, 2007 this team is a playoff team.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not with a Livanesque Lincecum.

They need Timmy to be the good not great pitcher he was before he became not very good.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if we score 16 runs a game

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if we score 6 runs a game

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HEADLINE

I am enjoying this series so far.

Again, LOL ND FOR SANCHEZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that game.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I was perfectly content

having given up all expectation of post season play. Now I am sitting here thinking—Man if Lincecum can be Lincecum we could catch the Pads.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I should rephrase. That would be torture if it was a Giant’s game.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus fuck

that looks like something that would feature in an episode of House

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOSE DIVE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s traditional to puke on someone else’s daughter.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE SO OLD FASHIONED

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard to look at these charts and not think of heart rate monitors.

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s “1)”? I only see “2)”

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You aren't doing enough shrooms

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that statement is pretty much just applicable to anyone, at any time.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t disagree; I’ve never done shrooms, although I’ve been around a lot when my friends are doing them

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

never was a fan of the heaves…..

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

true story

a friend of mine snuck mushrooms into a can of Dr. Pepper I was drinking.

I knew he was going to GIVE me some, but all of a sudden my Dr. Pepper tastes somewhat decent, and I knew there was a problem.

In case you’re wondering, the high sucked. If you wear glasses you can simulate it by hanging them off your face all crooked so that you only see partway through each lens. That was pretty much my vision for two hours.

Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 25, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds terrible

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you chew your Dr Pepper?!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 25, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

your username gives too much information

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip cooling down with a pint of red wine?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

And Amy G

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Fucking Headline

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is it that when I leave for college and have no access to TV/radio, the Giants start winning again and go on 11-run, and now 16-run rampages?

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 24, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what must be done.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

School is tough

So stop listening/watching and focus on your studies.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s akin to asking an alcoholic to stop drinking cold turkey, but I guess it’s for the best.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was doing Pre-Calc homework during the Giant’s game, winning made it a lot more fun.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wrote an essay while listening to the Giants game and I got a high score on it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should've been reading something

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s better than leaving for college and the Giants lose badly to the Cardinals.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, I’ll take tonight’s alternative.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is Cal, by the way?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late Night College Talk!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, there’s so many McCoven going to college right now!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha we’re taking over.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ OUR CRAPPY COLLEGE BLOGS!!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more month!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and GSW!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooo!

I was so stoked about the long summer before I realized… I want to go to school. A lot. For the first time in a long time.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC 100%

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me

June and July went by really slowly. Then August went really fast

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty much how I’d been feeling. Especially with my gap year.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah. I totally forgot that you did that. Do anything awesome during the time off?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I had a job. Watched baseball. Spent too much time posting lulzy shit on Facebook. That’s pretty much it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t have one for a long time, but I figured I needed one before the end of high school.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t get one until after I graduated high school and I wanted to keep in touch with some friends in LA.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohooo LA!!!

Disclaimer: I still hate LA, but Westwood + UCLA rule!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC and UCLA suck!

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

boooo

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You won’t hate LA after leaving there

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully not. As long as I still hate the Dodgers, I’ll be ok with liking LA.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you tried or heard of the Kogi bbq truck?

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I’m not actually there yet. What is this truck of which you speak?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kinda overrated for some people but the food looks good. They sell Korean/Mexican fusion type food. I think it’s something to check out. I’ve never personally tried their food though.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/kogi-los-angeles

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Aug 25, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. I'll check it out.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my friends don't have them either

And for some reason I really missed my friends yesterday

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 24, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you could always text and email them, I guess?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send them a fax.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Telegram.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoke signals.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carrier pigeon.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pony Express

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 24, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morse code.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 24, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s cool. I need to get a job sometime.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that extra cash is useful when you want to buy random shit.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it's more like 3 weeks

Time flies.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo!

And I’m going to a few Giants games before it starts. So that’ll be nice.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I’m going to a Rockies game. MadBum pitching as well.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I forgot to check out the pitchers.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/graduated

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL REAL WORLD

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL UNEMPLOYMENT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

How’s the job thing going, dude?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

STILL waiting for them to finish the background stuff. I think I got it, so it’s just a matter of finalizing everything before I can move up there.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! I’m hoping to hear from them this week, so maybe I’ll be able to brag about my new writing gig :D

But then again, I was hoping to be working for them by now, so who knows really.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

Well, who knows. Sometimes, things take a lot longer than you expect.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. The HR lady there isn’t very smart. She almost lost my application last week :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s a fail.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right? Haha. My soon-to-be-boss had to help her find it.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you get to the top

Get a new HR lady

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read through this quickly and thought of HR lady as Home Run Lady.

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

DINGERZ!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty fun so far, minus the heat

Classes don’t start until Thursday, so it’s just been welcome activities. My floormates are awesome, lots of diversity. We have guys from Denmark and Vietnam, and one of the girls is from Hong Kong. We went to the Greek Carnival last night where all the frats and sororities were trying to get people to rush; it was wild.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like it’s been good so far!

And the diversity sounds really awesome.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to hang out with someone from Denmark.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just having international students is great because it makes for interesting conversations. The Danish guy has a knack for turning something someone says into a really witty comment.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 25, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

My neighbor is from Denmark.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

please

stay in college and never have access to TV/radio. PLEASE for all of us

by busterbuster on Aug 24, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a hot game.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

MEANWHILE:

Brandon Belt went 2-3 with 2 RBI and a walk.
Neal had two hits as well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Real Belted

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt continuing to have a cartoon season I see.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all below the Belt.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed that game

Also I’m happy I get internet again, so I can comment here again.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 24, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

having internets is good

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is

My cellphone couldn’t access mobile McCC and it was a pain in my ass

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mandatory pessimism -

Before the season is over, this offensive surge will be made up for with a 27-pitch perfect game by some mediocre starter with an odd name.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 24, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He's Right

28 pitch

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t we have that game already in STL?

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF PETCO

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 days ago

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we got Jose Guillen

Jose Guillen

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You spelled Cody Ross wrong.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I see what you did there.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enuff DINGERZ

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with no more Guillen.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Twas Chasm to the OC

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear everyone,

I LOVE GIANTS BASEBALL I LOVE GIANTS BASEBALL I LOVE GIANTS BASEBALL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Love,
Me

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 24, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fucking shit

I got home from work and it was like 100 degrees and I instantly passed out and just woke up. Wow I need to sleep through more giants games 16 fucking runs LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re inducing a coma until November. It’s for your own good.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

worked for Grace Slick!

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 grand slams by Aaron Rowand

by Bochean on Aug 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL KUIP

$50 taped to his head

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on in the post game wrap?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Vino

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave’s wearing the pink Hello Kitty backpack.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drunk Kuip

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could put up with weather like this for 162 days out of the year if it meant seeing a game like this almost every day.

by Seasick fish on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Double Yay! actually.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda:

Returned to the lineup post-Venezuela on July 28th. His August OPS, not counting tonight, is very nearly that of his 2008. That is three going on four weeks, which may be SSS, but it looks from here like we can say that the Panda is indeed back. And when his BABIP rises some, which it is almost guaranteed to do, well . . . .

Having FSanchez hitting again also will do no harm.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I like dingerz

Don’t have to worry about BABIP there.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Policing myself:

. . . it looks from here as if we can say . . . .

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think we should send Rowand to Venezuela?

by Bochean on Aug 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be here all night

by Bochean on Aug 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

/stiil dizzy from runz. need more drinks.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, maybe you should go away (jk)

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good one

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, to an ophthalmologist.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Siberia

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 24, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retirement?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 25, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your cautious optimism is looking better all the time.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cody Ross Era is the awesome

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Way better than the Guillenian.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would win in a race between the Guillenian Falcon and the Molinian Falcon?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trick question...

Having two beings that that slow so close together would cause space and time to cease existing.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Aug 25, 2010 10:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

WHY DO YOU HATE ON THE TYRANNOBOWKERSAURUS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL KUIP

On Andres Torres:

He does good things, all the time.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Drunken wisdom.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to argue.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Anyone else hear that?

I hope there is no speed trap on that bridge

LOL Drunk and everyone knows it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I am excited to watch MadBum pitch to Votto

First pitch fastballs all night, with extra FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m kind of scared of him giving up dingerz tomorrow.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Hobo doesn't give up dingerz

He stands on the mound and screams COME AND GET THEM

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their homers will blot out the sun?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw it at his leg

He’ll swing

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am looking forward to see if his velocity is at 95 again.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game ruled.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Minus sanchy pitching BP in the 5th.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The trick from here out is to attend a game that will have tonight’s lineup, and against a lefy. This will require some planning.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a good night to sit outside with a beer.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 24, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Check that, no beer. Whiskey will do

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 24, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the case. Either a stoop or well placed yard will do.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOOP KIDS AFRAID TO LEAVE THE STOOP

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. “Hey Arnold?” Seriously?

Didn’t see that one coming.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timeless. They don’t make shows like that anymore.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what a yard of beer is, but what’s a stoop of beer?

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stoop for a stoup

Actually, there is a word “stoup,” which means a tankard or flagon—anyhow, a drinking vessel. So a yard of beer works, and so does a stoup of beer.

by campanari on Aug 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, cool

/opens a “drinking vessel”

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The revived hope of playoffs does seem to soften the rest of the world. I’m not so worried about work, or the art project, or the girl that won’t return my calls. I have a Giants victory, and the suggestion of more. That’s enough.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, the force is at peace tonight.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I mean a Giants win can make the rest of the day good-or the rest of the day bad. It made me feel better yesterday IRL

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowing why it can do this requires a level of analysis far beyond my scope. Just how I like it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I especially hate when the Giants lose a day game considering it screws my day up. Like the day the Mann HR, I went back to work at the school I work at and everyone said that I had this sour look on my face and I was just unapproachable. My friend jokingly asked me if this was how I got every time the Giants lose, that day though I was not amused. But on the flip side a Giants win for a day game always makes my day better.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 24, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

woops. Manny*

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 24, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's even worse when they lose a day game and don't play the next day

UGH

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I skipped my Sr Prom to see the Manny HR game

In hindsight, I shoulda gone to that thing

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was kinda looking for an excuse not to go

and I couldn’t miss Giants vs Dodgers

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really glad I went to prom. But that’s just because it directly led to a relationship. I can see how it is overrated

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

My prom was awesome

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 25, 2010 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ‘after’ prom or the prom itself?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 25, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't go. I hated dances.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was on a boat for prom

It was awesome! Except my date got motion sickness…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 25, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!

that stinks about the motion sickness :(

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 25, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You were his date?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol, no!

He said he was on a boat and I quoted from the SNL Digital Short:

The Lonely Island

although I’m sure he was a nice Prom date :)

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 25, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Liar

You were there admit it.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but I was with you and we all know how that turned out.

/awkward silence

hee hee! ;)

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 25, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

INAPPROPRIATE. There are youngins around.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 26, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

My prom date got motion sickness.

But we weren’t on a boat. Strange.

Might have been lingering effects of the chloroform champagne.

by younghutch on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t go. Had a traveling anti-prom party.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't go to prom

Too many absences. Could only have 27, I had 27 (this isn’t days but periods).

HS sucked.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

9 times...

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

4 and a half actually

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if the KNBR post game could be worse than last night

We shall see if urbs can 1 up himself.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 24, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

KNBR?

Or CSN?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

urbs is in while FP is in for Radovinch, I believe

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm saying

Urbs isn’t on KNBR is he?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is this week for FP after the game

FP is doing Gary’s show

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

I thought he was talking about the wrap, which I was confused by.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the KNBR post game show

Last nights show had such moronic callers you’d think the giants just lost to the pirates 16-2.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 24, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, shutout tomorrow right?>

I mean, it has to be. 10 + 16 runs?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 24, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Has MadBum been announced as the starter? This would be awesome.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he means we get shutout

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see now

I want to believe so strongly. I do want MadBum tomorrow, tho.

by Bar None on Aug 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just another

lllllllllllaugher

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's me about to whore myself out...

I own a Pub named Wellington’s in Turlock California! We have $1.50 draft beer for Giants fans wearing their orange and black during any live game!

Taking to note that this concerns .2% of the actual readership of this illustrious page, I will now cease to continue being such a whore.

by iHateBochy on Aug 24, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

whore away

I like this new cheap beer meme

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 24, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course...

that was meant to follow the first post about drink specials at a bar, but I’m still learning this shit and I have no idea what I’m doing….. CHEERS!

by iHateBochy on Aug 24, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I did notice that Grant recently referenced Turlock in some random blog, for which we are now famous and should be considered as Mecca to any McChron readers.

I fully expect a large number of people to be walking aimlessly around my Pub by 10am waiting for us to open. Yes, we do turn kegs of crappy domestic beer and co2 into draft beer. IT’S A MIRACLE! Though shalt worship here!

by iHateBochy on Aug 24, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THOU!

sadly, I never graduated from college

by iHateBochy on Aug 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw...

That’d be AWESOME if a huge jack-in-tha-box popped outta that thing one day!

by iHateBochy on Aug 24, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOO TURLOCK!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO! Pitchers are $15!

You see, thats how we “get ya”

Thank god I’m 1/18th jewish or I’d never make any money…

by iHateBochy on Aug 24, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least you’re the right kind of whore

by Mrbasepaul on Aug 25, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've had a few drinks in your establishment

My Mother-in-law lives in Turlock. Next time I am in town I will try watch a game and drink many beers at you bar.

by Angry Dwarf on Aug 25, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo sure has had a strange season. Started off red hot, then went cold for three months, now is heating up again. He also has really strange home/road splits for a hitter of his caliber. He’s OPS .914 at home and on the road is .571.

Thank God for that divorce, ever since things seem to be on the upswing. :)

by Hobbes2d on Aug 24, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Not so strange.

He apparently had personal problems very seriously weighing on his mind. Those seem to have been wrapped up by his trip home in late July; but we will see what we will see.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 25, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol 2 days ago the Giants had a run differential of + 59.

It’s now +79.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BROMANCE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws5rz3-AvBU

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 24, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you worked both of em?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes sir

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 25, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE HEIMY MAGIC CONTINUES!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

for heimy

TWSS!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 25, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Where's Waldo?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

….still looking….

Man, I haven’t looked for Waldo in years.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the men’s room getting arrested for solicitation.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 24, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just a wide stance officer….

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Aug 25, 2010 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shh

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fell in.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I don’t see a Waldo so this makes sense.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think it's a case of "Where's Colonel?"

As in the KFC Colonel.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are they cheering for a team called KFC?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not recall Waldo appearing in a KFC ad. Which is what this is.

So, to answer, not here.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is

Someone made a thread about this asking seriously “WHERE’S WALDO?!”

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

On another site*

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh huh.

You spin quite the yarn, sir.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I can prove it?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Walton?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Whiteside?

by Bochean on Aug 24, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am way too lazy to shop this any more

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is missing a Zito….

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s in the club level bathrooms smoking a blunt listening to unicorn power.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of an Improv Everywhere mission.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 24, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Improv Everywhere is so freaking awesome!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see him!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

More important

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 25, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Batting title"

/drinks

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FORMER BATTER CHAMPION!!!

/motions to flemming for 5 more

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 24, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually sad

From MLB.com

The last time the home fans saw consecutive double-digit runs in wins were in the days of Gary Maddox, Gary Matthews and Dave Kingman, when the Giants pounded out 11 runs in the twilight of a doubleheader against Atlanta on Sept. 2, 1973, and did the same the following day against the Dodgers.

by Bochean on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Better question

When’s the last time a starter didn’t make it out of the first inning against the giants?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 24, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well no shit lol

But I’m talking about before that.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 24, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno, but it’s hard to imagine it’s longer than 37 years

by Bochean on Aug 24, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I missed another fun game!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 24, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm not going to lie

i feel asleep from all the excitement during the 6th inning

by ldv on Aug 24, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Dirty

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 24, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rTqVg6-6VE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, we've covered both bases...

Mine sings…. but your’s is a cactus… hmmmm, if we could only combine the two…

by iHateBochy on Aug 24, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Gravy...

Does anyone know what’s going on with the Reds?

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 24, 2010 11:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Yes, they are currently focused on getting their asses handed to them by the San Francisco Giants

by Bochean on Aug 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was cool

I liked the part where the Giants scored a shitload of runs.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I also enjoyed this

Waking up to a 16-5 final was the last thing I expected to do.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 24, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: weather whining

Our downstairs main room generally sits around 62-64, and I really like that. It is at 72 now. Normally at night I could open the door and blow the hot air out but it is still freaking 83 at 11:30 PM in San Francisco.

I am really looking forward to the weekend. Saturday’s predicted high: 54.

Aah, that’s the ticket.

by wcw on Aug 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

79 here.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

82 in Duboce. When I got home from work, I set my window fan to “You Didn’t Still Want Any Of This Crap On Your Walls Any More, Right?”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found it rather interesting you guys endured higher temperatures than we did on Tuesday. That doesn’t happen often in the summer.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Now That's Appetizing

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Judy is a punk.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

did he fall asleep?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 24, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big head forced him to topple over

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

McC is great for talking about the Giants and randomly complaining about how I can’t wait for school to start when I have nothing to do and it’s midnight.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

Speaking of school. My first class is in 10 hours. Whooo! It’s slightly frightening to think that I’m an actual college student now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

It’s frightening to think that I will be in less than a month. I drove to my high school today (long story) and it was kind of sad and weird to think I wouldn’t be going there every day anymore.

What’s the first class of your college career?

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by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the whole idea still hasn’t hit me yet. Like, I still keep thinking I’m out way past curfew or something stupid.

Strength Training, haha. I took a random PE course to fulfill the credit requirements.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. I hope I get to fit a PE course into my schedule one of these quarters because some of them look extremely cool.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 24, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should!

UCLA’s on a quarter system?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. So I hope that gives me time for a few just for fun classes.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully. How many classes are you supposed to take each quarter?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Generally, 4. But they advise you take 3 first quarter to get acclimated. You have to be between 12 and either 20 or 21 units each quarter.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

When I was a freshman I wasn’t allowed to take more than 16 units I think I did 14 but I was also on the Semester system. My boyfriend is on the quarter system and he likes it a lot, only thing is you can’t get in depth considering its goes by so fast (TWSS)

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m a little worried about the speed. But plenty of people do it so I’m sure it’s not too bad. I think I’m taking 15 this quarter but I could be wrong.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never understood quarter units

Like how it’s calculated giving more units for shorter periods But yeah he says it’s cool he likes it because it makes him feel like he’s getting done faster and finishing his degree quicker. What’s your major?

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Engineering.

Isn’t it approximately the number of hours per week?

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess maybe

Because like I know if I to ok a 3 unit class at CSULB, it would be 4 units for you guys and the only 4 units I would ever take is lecture/lab classes. Which I don’t know i guess it’s strange. But how long are your classes then, mine are 1 hr 15 min usually.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ours are generally 50 minutes or 1 hr 50 minutess. Although I do have one 1 hr. 15 minute class.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez 50 min is short

It’s like…how much can you get done in under an hour? And is it that class like twice a week?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Three times. Plus a once-a-week discussion for an hour. So…yeah.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

Yeah I’m only twice a week 1.15 hours a class except for some days I only go to class on Mondays so it’s like 3 hours.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

In general at UCLA the humanities classes are twice a week (Tuesday Thursday) and math-and-sciency classes are MWF.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a young engineering major, I had a bunch of Monday Wednesday Friday classes for an hour a day (plus a 3 hour lab on Tuesday or Thursday for a lot of them). It seemed pretty simple – discuss a concept in class, you have two days to do homework to try to figure it out or go to office hours if you can’t, repeat.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 25, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty much what I’m going to have going in a month.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOO QUARTER SYSTEM!

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't imagine semesters

too damn long

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE Semesters

I feel like I get to do a lot because we have time, and I don’t feel stuffed with information.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine having the same classes for so long. I feel like I wouldn’t get ENOUGH. Besides, I feel burned out by the last couple weeks.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did a quick stint in summer this semester

But I had originally taken spring 2010 off and man was that great but now I feel like I’m playing catch up. One good thing about quarters is at school I’m planning on graduating fall 2012 and I’m cramming considering I won’t have enough units and I DON’T want to waste 4 more months in school on dumb GE classes

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

So you’re in a semester or quarter system?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Semester.

Cal State Long Beach FTW!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

I was wondering because you said quarters but now I see what you’re saying.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I realized

I wasn’t making much sense after I posted.

lol me

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

UCSC right?

Banana slugs!

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOO.

/is related to a Banana Slug

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

/was almost a banana slug

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Lives in Santa Cruz

/often sees banana slugs (actual and the UCSC student variety)

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw an actual banana slug on campus last month.

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Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're very fun to watch.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That, they are.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/knows a bunch of people going to UCSC

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

/knows a bunch too

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

It’s not like everyone at every school acts like their stereotype.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I just wouldn’t have guessed that these people would go to UCSC

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

I feel so stupid right now.

I thought you said UCSB.

LOL ME.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

My friend actually goes to UCSB

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I have a bunch that go there

I don’t know anybody at SC.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love looking at the front page of the Santa Cruz Sentinel on 4/21 every year.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to ask my brother to get me a copy of that next year.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's hilarious

They always have a picture of this field at UCSC filled with people and a huge cloud of smoke in the air.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woooow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

Redwood Park in Arcata looks basically the same as this on 4/20.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something I’ve never done before in my life and I’m over 40.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something I’ve never done before in my life and I’m over 40. 18.

I guess not quite as impressive. I do enjoy this picture, though.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correction: Not over 18. Just 18.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re not 18 exactly, you’re over 18.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that's true.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know a dude who is now 26 and he’s never smoked anything or drank alcohol.

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly not a Giants fan.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is, his two teams are my two teams: Giants and Red Sox (but I’ve followed the Sox 25 years before they won in 2004).

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a Giants-Twins guy myself.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never smoked anything.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither have I. I have however eaten smoked ham.

by Natto on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You junkie.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 25, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Smoked ham, hmm...

Don’t think I’ve had that.

Smoked cheese, on the other hand…

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 25, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to go into a 12-step for my smoked salmon problem.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Smoked turkey. Now that’s something good.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried cigarettes when I was 12 but I hated it.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

A few of my friends tried cigarettes when they turned 18.

I know I wouldn’t be able to handle it. I’ve had a very intense aversion to cigarette smoke all my life.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me ill now.

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

and I wouldn’t date a girl who smokes.

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

If she’s smoking hot but smokes…no.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

If she smokes she pokes.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up with pretty bad asthma. It only seems natural that I shouldn’t bother doing something that will almost certainly further damage my lungs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

My mom was a smoker and had a heart attack which forced her to quit, which made me very happy.

My brother and sister do it as well unfortunately.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot say the same

But I don’t do it often

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

/high

I love going to the UCSC campus on 4/20 its a massive party where cops and fireman hang out with stoners as one.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like it's a bit over-the-top

Most areas in California celebrate it anyways, SC celebrates it every day.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live in SC

and I support this message.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t surf and I don’t smoke. I almost feel like a traitor.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not a traitor. A square.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

The Humboldt campus is empty on 4/20 every year.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No shit

everyones out selling.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Smoking.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Humboldt

Just because it’s a college in the woods and my teacher went there and all she talked about was smoking pot there and how many people smoked.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Basically the first thing people tell me after I went there is something along the lines of “I didn’t know you smoked.”

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

I know one person.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

My brother went to UCSC.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

/once stepped on a bannana slug

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by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

How could you?!?

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

my foot was in the air, then the muscles in my leg brought it back down to the ground, where there was a banana slug.

Pretty boring story actually.

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by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

You monster.

It could have been Natto!

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched a science channel thing a few years ago where one scientist descibed walking as “continually falling and catching yourself”.

I am not sure why that factoid stuck in my brain. Probably the same reason you remember stepping on a banana slug.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are pretty unique and gooey.

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by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

So did Laurie Anderson steal that from the scientist or vice-versa?

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by bgunn on Aug 25, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I almost went there. I couldn’t decide where to go and ultimately I decided to opt for the east coast.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which school?

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pratt Institute. I couldn’t decide whether or not to major in history or architecture. Two pretty different things but ultimately I chose architecture and I haven’t looked back. Except for right now.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

What PE courses? I just graduated from UCLA and was always envious of friends at other schools that had those options.

by BruinBC on Aug 25, 2010 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're telling me we don't?!?

I could have sworn I saw something…

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I got class at 9:30 and need to read 20 pages of some book

So I probably should be asleep, but this is my 1st time on the internet in 8 days so…

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

When was your first day of classes?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was pretty cool

I only have 15 mins between classes on M W F though

But 1 class on T & TR FTW

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay for stacking classes? :D
I don’t like huge gaps between classes

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by Chro on Aug 25, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your advisor gave you a schedule? I had to pick out most of my classes.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

They give freshman classes by default here

It was nice.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I would have hated that. One of the best things about college was having control over my schedule.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was only for freshmen first quarter

And we could change it if we wanted.

I dropped one of my classes because it would have been 7 (!!) straight hours of class two days a week.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess that’s not so bad.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This. I don’t think I would have liked it. Especially because I basically started having control in the last two years of high school.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a push in the right direction for me. You can change it before classes start too.

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

What did you take last year?

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was the pysch one

the one with multiple professors?

I had the one with Slem that quarter. I had 12 units every quarter actually (13 winter).

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was, Slem did a couple lectures

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Apparently my class was easier (according to test scores at least) so I’m fortunate there.

I feel like I may have asked this before but what are you taking next quarter?

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

More history, Philosophy, Astronomy, and English 145

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Who are you taking for 145? I took it last quarter.

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I can see the advantages of being able to pick and choose which classes I want.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that seems cool

On the other hand I could see my schedule having a ton of PE type classes if I had that much freedom

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. The advisors made sure we didn’t fill our schedules with bullshit classes.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, they did suggest we take one, though. The people here are … kinda out there. Cool, but out there.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's weird here

I mean everyone is really cool and I was expecting them to have an undeserved sense of accomplishment, but they don’t

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty good, then. But, yeah, the people here are the same.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's cool

I mean college would suck if it was full of DBags

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basically. Although, I guess every college has their fair share of dbags.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know there'll be a few

but I was expecting the DBags to be the majority and have been pleasantly surprised

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve been expecting there to be a lot of bitches here, but I’ve only seen a few, so that’s nice.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Despite reading this conversation

I’m extremely worried that I will hate my roommate.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had good roommates at Orientation, so my fear is probably irrational.

Still, it’s there.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm sure it will be fine

But yeah, I was worried about that too since I’m hella shy

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’m sure everyone worries about that.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I can still put his number up on campus here if he turns out to be a jerk.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha awesome. I'll let you know (in a freaking month! ugh)

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, alright.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man. What should we do if he turns out to be a Dodger fan?

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can try to get someone to write his number on the men’s bathroom wall at AT&T.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

That could work. But there’s got to be a way to make his life miserable in general. (haha this is horrible, but I’m of course joking ;)

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL. You are a horrible person.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, man!

But I’m a Giants fan!

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I’m just kidding, man. Although, there was once a time I did want to make someone’s life miserable, but I was in high school.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah there are always a few people that you just dislike and you can’t help it.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. Which is why I always laugh when someone bitches at them and they don’t have anything to say in response. (haha, I am horrible.)

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You clearly have serious emotional issues that need to be addressed :)

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously!

Alright, I’m out. I’ve got a somewhat early class tomorrow. Later!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Later chop!

Have a good first day.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

SCARY CHOP

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

but I was in high school.

Wasn’t that less than a year ago?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your roommate is Ed Undecided right?

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, it didn’t seem like you stalked me on campus today. But damn was it musty up in Sage.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I was in a literary discussion panel thing from 2-4. And lol Sage.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here. I think I spent maybe 20-30 mins. in the computer room making my schedule ’cause a lot of the afternoon classes closed up so I had to opt for some earlier ones.

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by Chro on Aug 25, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I had to pick my own classes and it was a hectic ten minutes when I had to change a bunch of things around that I thought would be set in stone.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn't really have a say

and the only class I hated, I tested out of

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I only have 15 minutes between two of my T/TR classes, but I’ve got everything else mostly spread apart. I almost went without a Friday class, but I ended up taking Spanish I, which prevented me from doing that.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

They just gave me a schedule

and it worked out for the best

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish my school did that.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

AH FRIDAY CLASSES

They’re horrible.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 25, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

the giants are fun to watch when they play well

also, buster fuckin p

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by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2010 11:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: LOL weather

I live in the santa cruz mountains and its normally 62-70 in my house during the summer at night. Unfortunately its currently 93 in my house and I am dying like bengie molina in the texas heat. To bad I have nothing to complain about the giants because this is some hot ass weather LOLOL.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 24, 2010 11:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmmmm beer

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 24, 2010 11:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh wow it auto refreshes

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

Unofficial adoptive father of Grant. That sounds unbelievably awkward.

by Gabafnerhagen on Aug 25, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way cooler than that stupid Coors Light window thingy.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be amazing.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is pretty refreshing, though, auto or not.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re pretty refreshing.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you can always tell when I’m cold!

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by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT IS DEFINITELY REVEALING ENOUGH FOR ME

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do like how you carry two paintings of mountains around, so you can select the appropriate one depending on the weather.

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by groug on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great game

And NO WAVE TONIGHT. Then again, it was too hot to move.

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

lol the wave

Should be a criminal offense in the bay area.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a wave that went around the park 3 times yesterday AND a beach ball.

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame you for not doing more to stop it.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are we supposed to sleep weather gods?!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Drink a ton of whiskey and pass out?

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m out of scotch again.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Upon waking up from my nap I don’t think sleep will occur tonight with this fucking 90 degree night time weather.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, it took me an embarrassingly long time to read that correctly.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember what I wrote.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kept reading “sleep weather gods” as a single unit. Like, gods who control the sleep weather. I was so confused.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. If those gods existed, they are serious d-bags tonight

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was hotter in SF than in Boston or Philadelphia today.

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eat a can of cat food, huff some glue & drink beer.

There’s a strange chemical reaction that occurs from this combo that makers you have to go to sleep.

by younghutch on Aug 25, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

like forever?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I almost said “Turn on the A/C,” but I presume you don’t have it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm happy the Phillies lost but

That 3rd base ump sure was a shitbag.

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Phillies fans can't cry about umpires

See biased douche bag call on a fair ball that would have won the game for the marlins that was called foul and the phillies won that game when it should have been over.

The jayson werth chalk game and the 2008 world series come to mind as well.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beyond the Boxscore's Power Rankings should adjust for East Coast Bias

And give us a 2 game advantage on the Phillies

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phil cuzzi and mark wegner

Giants hating douche bags.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously hope that doesn't affect our season.

2 games is huge

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by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

You’re an idiot if you think an umpire “hates” a team. There are just incompetent.

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are

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by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

EAST COAST BIAS!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a loose chasm

But it sure felt like it with cuzzi trying to salvage the series for the mess.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

You were beginning to sound like Hawk Harrelson who really thinks Joe West hates the White Sox.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

JOE WEST RUINS THE GAME!

He hates our guys!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hawk basically said it like that.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm pretty sure thats what he said when the sox lost on sunday

2 excruciating extra innings losses for the sox in 22 hours must have made him nearly explode.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol at the cardinals 3B coach pulling an anti-flannery

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2010 12:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Are nerds going crazy in cardinal country over that?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

First Post

I’m a born Giants fan that relocated to San Diego a decade ago. The Padres kill me and this season has been a real form of torture. Torture = Giants. At times, I wish I weren’t so emotional and this season were easier. My Yankee friend can actually get on with his life. I wish. However, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. This stupid team makes me feel alive.

by Relio on Aug 25, 2010 12:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Welcome

And I feel ya.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 25, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

Hope you enjoy your stay here at McC!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Aug 25, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope we don't ever get like this if we're ever in first place for an extended period of
I’m going to tell you again. I love me some Will Venable. He will hit a cycle before 2010 ends. He is my favorite.

I’ll also tell you that it’s ridiculous how good the Padres are. I’m sitting here, thinking to myself, How can they be this good? How is it possible? And the answer? Magic. And probably luck. Who knows.

The team I’m most worried about in the postseason is the ’98 Yankees. Those dudes really had our number.

GO PADRES!!!

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2010 12:32 AM PDT reply actions  

It's funny listening to the padres fans talk about how they are going to win the WS this year

Then again padre fans are probably so shocked they aren’t fighting for a good draft pick that they think they are going all the way.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry. We will.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the ’98 Yankees beat the tar out of them.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I concur.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word of the day toilet paper?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plethora!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

How dare they
And the answer? Magic

It is not Magic inside PETCO. Slogan Stealers

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

/dink

/bloop

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sitting here, thinking to myself, How horrible is gaslampball? How can they be this terrible? How is it possible? And the answer? Terrible analysis. And probably terrible writing. Who knows.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their gaslamps are jealous

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's funny they have a Buster Posey hate thread

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

And they probably get on us for hating Scott Hairston (even though he deserves the hate).

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

What, nothing about Eckstein?

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by L-Nova on Aug 25, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait till next year

They’ll have a we traded adrian gonzalez and heath bell tears thread.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

And we'll dance

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone’s got issues.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH YEAH

YEAAAAH YEAAAAAH
Man, she’s got issues and I’m gonna pay

by Natto on Aug 25, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why you’re messed up
I don’t know why you’re whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

He joined this year! Suspicious…

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've said this before

But the writing on that site is absolutely awful. Extremely amateurish. And there are quite a few like that. Thank God I’m a Giants fan or I wouldn’t have a SBNation account.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Grant guy sucks

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about that Natto dude?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could run this site if he wanted to.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

LIES

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just swung at a slider in the dirt.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just come here for news

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

They said they beat AZ A billion to zero

In reality they scored 5 runs. I mean by the DBacks standards allowing only 5 runs is pretty good

Buster Posey>

by Gobroks on Aug 25, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their title for the Lincecum game was like

“Padres get lucky and beat Giants by about a billion runs”

I mean seriously, that is pretty unprofessional.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I have to work in the morning

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Good luck with that!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 25, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it’ll be fine.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting this sinking feeling that my older sister is more passionate about the Giants than I am.

I mean, I’ve got more tenure (even more than my parents, I guess), but… quotes for her seem to come so easily. After Posey’s HR today, she said this:

Hey, did you know Buster Posey was in the Richie Rich movie? He played the role of Kidipult.

I’m so jealous.

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by L-Nova on Aug 25, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Your sister rocks

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Natto's a player.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

If she doesn’t, what does she look like?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering the nature of sibling rivalries,

I’m not the best person to answer that. I can give general stuff, if that is desired.

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by L-Nova on Aug 25, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like a face and four limbs?

Or 6 toes?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is she hot?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good good game Giants

Again again tomorrow!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 25, 2010 12:53 AM PDT reply actions  

This has got to be the best lineup we’ve put out there in years. At least since 2008.

On a related sidenote, Fangraphs ranks Andres Torres and Aubrey Huff at 8th and 11th in MLB WAR, respectively.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 25, 2010 12:54 AM PDT reply actions  

At one point they were even higher than that.

by Natto on Aug 25, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

I have to get up for work at 6 and this game has me to excited and this weather is :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 1:03 AM PDT reply actions  

That sucks, dude.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 25, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit happens

At least I woke up from my heat induced nap to a giants win that I didn’t expect.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

May I prescribe some ambien?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 25, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

/dank

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

saw highlights

Panda’s homerun was unbelievable. That ball was a foot off the ground when he made contact and he hit it 446 feet.

by non sequitur on Aug 25, 2010 1:19 AM PDT reply actions  

As of old.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 25, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Had a little help from the weather

But still, very 2009 Panda-like.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

His homer would have gone out in any weather. Posey’s would have been caught near the fence.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 25, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying

It obviously wouldn’t have gone that far. And I wouldn’t say any weather, especially if the wind was really blowing in.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was one of the biggest homers I’ve ever seen. Holy shit that was a bomb

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 25, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a big one, almost to the trolley. Amazing.

by AdiosPelota on Aug 25, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Random stat

Giants scored 3 runs in the first inning in back to back games since august 2007.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 1:33 AM PDT reply actions  

*for the first time since august 2007

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 25, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

We've accumulated a lot of random stats the past two nights

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's another one:

Along with Monday’s 11-run output, Tuesday’s outburst was the first time the Giants have scored at least 11 runs in back-to-back games since June 27-28, 2000, at Coors Field, where they scored 12 and 13 runs, respectively, with the 13-run output coming in a 17-13 loss.

lol Coors

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get ready for some scoopage.

Brandon Belt promoted to AAA.

No links yet, but a reliable source.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Aug 25, 2010 2:21 AM PDT reply actions  

/preemptive ‘source in Milwaukee’ joke

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Aug 25, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be here soon.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 25, 2010 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

This would be awesome, especially since a group of McCoven is going to the Grizz/River Cats game on Saturday.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Will you take lots of pictures for us???

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you want only pictures of Belt? Or pictures of the group, too? ;-)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOTH!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 25, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Done and done. :)

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Giants locals

Stop whining about heat in August. Dig out some cutoffs, sleeveless shirts, flipflops, and paint your toenails like a normal human being. It’s unseemly. Plus, the Giants are winning, so you’re going to have to suffer a little, such as it is.

by maysian on Aug 25, 2010 2:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey but we were already wearing cutoffs, sleeve shirts, flipflops and my toenails are currently plum. Its still to freakin’ hot.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 25, 2010 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hot nights with no a/c suck… Hot nights WITH a/c suck…
The a/c is set for 70º it hasn’t reached 70…and hasn’t stopped running all night. The cat is freaking out because all the blinds are closed AND the curtains are drawn so she can’t even see outside.

It’s 8am and it’s already 70º outside…it’s 8? Crap… gotta leave for a snooze fest uh… meeting.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 25, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was 74º when I left for work at 7:15 this morning. I was pretty happy about it. It’s usually 80º when I wake up.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Aug 25, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good News

The high for West Sacramento is only supposed to be 70 for the Grizz game Saturday. Whoo! Low of 57 – we might actually need jackets.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

*79

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is supposed to get to 105 in Walnut Creek today. Cooler than yesterday!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Supposed to be 104 here. LOL Bay Area being hotter than Folsom.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure if I looked at a different weather site, I’d get a different number. But, them even being the same is pretty crazy!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

oops “too freakin’ hot”

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by timmeh on Aug 25, 2010 2:32 AM PDT reply actions  

–Ramon Ramirez flunked his Balldude test tonight. While warming in the bullpen, he picked up Drew Stubbs’ grounder down the line, not realizing it was fair. Can’t say I’ve seen that before.

"He held him to a double," Bochy said. "That’s all that matters."

Wait, what? I totally missed this.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 8:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, ball grounded barely fair and was totally going to be a triple

Ramon managed to look like a dumbass and a genius all in one LOL

The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!

by Badly Browned on Aug 25, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was warming up in the pen

and the ball was hit down the line and fair but headed into LF foul territory. Ramon just kinda plopped his glove down there and scooped it up, then looked confused.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 25, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I must have completely spaced out when that happened (I was in 327). Or maybe I just couldn’t see; the Giants’ bullpen is a bit obstructed from my seat.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did he get escorted from the stadium?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty argued with the ump that it could have been a triple, because Stubbs is fast, but to no avail. It would have hit off the wall just before the point where it angles back toward the left field corner. So it would have bounced out to Burrell who almost surely would have held him to a double unless he misplayed it.

by boogalou on Aug 25, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Possible chasm notwithstanding, I always thought this claim was goofy. Sure, Lincecum likes typical SF weather but baseball players come from all over the world, much of which is ungodly hot. It seems silly to think they’ll all instantly adapt to their home ballpark’s weather immediately upon arrival. Especially considering I know people who’ve now lived in SF full-time for years and still bitch about the weather like it’s a surprise.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, absolutely. I was poking fun at that oft-repeated notion that the team stumbles in warm climates. I’ve never put faith in the claim.

I gotta say though, I’m a little amused by all the “OMG, it’s 83 degrees at night” I’m seeing around here this week. Here in Alabama, if it’s 83 by, say, nine p.m., you’re having a good day.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but you chose to live in Alabama, where shit like that happens.

Personally, I think Mother Nature was just sick of all these yutzes moving to a cool climate then bitching about how cool it is all the time. “Oh, you wanna keep bitching about 55 degree weather? Okay, how about I DOUBLE IT ON YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASSES?!”

This Irish Richmond District native is unamused.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I wouldn’t be one of those guys, but I think I’d quietly (and privately) complain about the cooler weather. I love teh hot.

But let me exonerate myself: I’ve visted San Francisco only once — in February of this year. And the weather was great…especially because were in the middle of record cold back home. I was pleasantly surprised.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

This summer has been a tad unusual though. Usually we get sun mixed in with the fog. For all of July and most of August we had only fog.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

We celebrated the fact the high only got to 94 here in Mississippi yesterday, coolest day in over a month.

by Countificus on Aug 25, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re overjoyed the NWS is projecting highs in the upper 80s this weekend. I can’t wait.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I don’t know how you do it in the South. Two days of 90+ degrees heat here and that’s enough for me. Plus, we don’t have to deal with humidity! You must possess a quiet, southern strength :)

Dear Fog,

Please come back soon. I miss you terribly!

Love, GiantsBabe

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 25, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. You just deal with it and move on. We all know it’s ridiculously humid, but there’s nothing you can do about it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m sure the heat helped the score, but if it was only the weather, it would have been 16-14 or something, right?

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Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly, I think it just makes the guys glisten with sweat. That’s when I usually lose concentration on the game for undisclosed reasons.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

undisclosed reasons

Uh huh. ;-)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because it makes you think about how dogs can’t sweat so they pant?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, except for the panting part.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something about pants anyway.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: I would like to see the Giants score 16 runs every game...

Just saying…

Today’s the $6.80 day right? Would totally miss work if I lived in the Bay Area.

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 8:40 AM PDT reply actions  

It is going to be 680 degrees there today.

Last night was the first and only night time in my 12 year history of going to baseball games in this City that I was uncomfortably warm (at night).

by capn on Aug 25, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bring back Candlestick!

It was probably like -12 degrees there

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

$2 hot chocolate

Best value of anything ever.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loved the Candlesticks chocolate malts.

by AdiosPelota on Aug 25, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

One thing about Candlestick...

You know you were sitting with true fans…no bandwagoners would ever sit through an entire night game…

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

This whole series had $6.80 tickets.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 25, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right now it is bad (high), but I predict they come down as more places become available….

by capn on Aug 25, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you emotionally attached to your kidneys?

by Natto on Aug 25, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I actually checked the scoreboard and thought the 49ers were playing…the whole London game is messing with me…

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

How am I supposed to get anything done at work today?

Early Giants game

LLWS: Taiwan v. Panama at 3:00 p.m.

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 8:47 AM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG HOT WEATHER!

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Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

He wants to be sure not to use soap when washing that cast-iron skillet.

by younghutch on Aug 25, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

12 hours later this game was still awesome.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Shady Marlins!
A look at the leak of the Marlins’ financial information to Deadspin confirmed the long-held belief that the team takes a healthy chunk of MLB-distributed money for profit. Owner Jeffrey Loria and president David Samson for years have contended the Marlins break even financially, the centerpiece fiscal argument that resulted in local governments gifting them a new stadium that will cost generations of taxpayers an estimated $2.4 billion. They said they had no money to do it alone and intimated they would have to move the team without public assistance.

In fact, documents show, the Marlins could have paid for a significant amount of the new stadium’s construction themselves and still turned an annual operating profit. Instead, they cried poor to con feckless politicians that sold out their constituents.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-marlinsfinancials082410

Should be forced to give the Giants Dan Uggla

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Should be forced to give the Giants Dan Uggla and the 2003 WS

by capn on Aug 25, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand how no one in the Major League front office didn’t find out about this.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLB execs already knew about this. They are playing dumb now, but Selig and company knew this was going on the whole time.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s always the way. They focus on the leak and not the information the leak reveals. It baffles me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

This is only a surprise to everyone outside of baseball. Oh and the MLBPA, who will have a field day with this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anyway that the stadium could be revoked?

Any kind of legal ramifications for this?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not...the loan has been issued...

It was the politicians’ job to check out whether the Marlins’ claims were legit or not…

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of hard

When the teams would not turn over their books.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

2.4 BILLION dollars?

That’s a lot of PacT&T parks. For that kind of money it better come with a lap dance.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 25, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was really bad financing...
The ugliness of the Marlins’ ballpark situation is already apparent, and the building doesn’t open for another 18 months. Somehow a team that listed its operating income as a healthy $37.8 million in 2008 alone swung a deal in which it would pay only $155 million of the $634 million stadium complex. Meanwhile, Miami-Dade County agreed – without the consent of taxpayers – to take $409 million in loans loaded with balloon payments and long grace periods. By 2049, when the debt is due, the county will have paid billions.
Such sentiments are echoed when looking at the Marlins’ deal. One of the county’s loans is particularly egregious. According to the Miami Herald, J.P. Morgan gave a $91 million note – $80 million of which will go toward construction – that from 2041-47 will cost $118 million per year. In all, the county will spend $1.2 billion to pay off $91 million.

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That just doesn’t sound right.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 25, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty horrific debt.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

They need to call Lenox Financial

Apparently, it is the biggest no-brainer in the history of mankind

by capn on Aug 25, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I had any power in that area,

I would do anything within that power to revoke this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

What must the resident (non) voters think.

Can you imagine how the city of San Francisco would deal with something like that—meltdown (no heatwave pun intended).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 25, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even the ones that voted for it

They were basically told: “vote for this or we pick up the team and go somewhere else that will, we are not making any money on this team here”

This has been shown to be an straight lie.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anything they can take them to court for?

To make them pay for more of it? Any one know if they have any legal ground to stand on?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe some sort of garnishment of ticket sales?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The how would not be important,

I am asking is there any legal course they can go through, or were they just swindled and stuck with it. C’mon, I know there are lawyers on MCC, let’s hear from you.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most of us specialize. I have no knowledge/experience with this. Sorry!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW: KDL

I was thinking about the discussion re RO last night and realized why you freaked out.

For what it’s worth, my comment wasn’t in response to your comment about the RO but rather Lars’ statement that he was innocent…I got confused about what you were asking later on because I didn’t realize the mix up. Sorry for freaking you out.

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop apologizing and calling for truces. It’s fine. I had totally forgotten it until you brought it up.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

CALM DOWN

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

THREAT WITH A BAT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a lawyer but I have seen Birdman Attourney at Law

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love that show.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fraud would probably be the only grounds...

Miami-Dade County would have to claim that the Marlins lied to them and that they relied on the representation.

Seems like a pretty good claim except M-D County probably didn’t do its due diligence in investigating the Marlins’ claims…would be interesting in front a Miami jury (probably not take place there though)

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know how the MLB teams have kept their books secret for so long?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

But I would think that since the teams are private businesses…they do not need to do any public disclosures.

There is always creative accounting

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I just do not want to believe that local officials would approve these billion dollar deals and taxes and put them in front of the voters without doing simple research as to the revenue streams of the team.

Apparently I should wake up.

I still think they should pursue some legal activity. That is just ridiculous.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course...

you are also assuming that the politicians haven’t gotten some “benefits” for voting for the ballpark…

Politics, business, and money…gotta love the combination

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you got to imagine with that much money going around, everyone involved is getting paid.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 25, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is

The ownership can always begin and end the argument by saying that they will move the team. They don’t really need any justiifcation and I am sure they were very careful to avoid making false financial claims.

by capn on Aug 25, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just wrong

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh...suckers

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I would wager that after the 1st year, that baseball team has the same attendance problems it has now.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even worse
It was nothing more than a slap on the wrist. MLB knew the Marlins were saving their money to pay off their stadium debt, which, though prudent, does not support Samson’s contention Monday that "we could have had [Miguel] Cabrera but no ballpark." That’s more propaganda, more truth-stretching. With the new revenue streams, the Marlins could have kept Cabrera. They essentially sandbagged half a decade worth of games by using their money to cover their $155 million on the stadium’s construction, $35 million of which will be rent payments and some of which likely will be subsidized by naming rights.

Every cent from inside the stadium will end up on the Marlins’ balance sheets. Come 2012, they’ll be free to reap their revenue-sharing, Central Fund and ballpark profits while the county prays enough tourism-tax dollars pour in to help pay off the loans.

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Red State

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Local reaction and more details
Before the team was awarded the favorable deal — the Marlins basically secured every dollar of revenue made at the stadium — several commissioners argued the city and county had the right to know the team’s financial position, given that taxpayer dollars would foot almost $500 million of the stadium’s cost.
But the Marlins refused, pointing to their protected status as a private entity.
The club even played political hardball on the issue, threatening to leave town if it didn’t get its way. The Marlins took meetings with officials from San Antonio and Las Vegas before securing the deal they wanted in South Florida.
In light of the team’s better-than-portrayed finances, many now wonder if the trade-off was worth it to taxpayers, who have to pay the roughly $2 billion tab, including interest.
``None of us were aware of this,‘’ said Miami-Dade Commissioner Joe Martinez, who also voted against the final deal.
When asked if the Commission was duped, Martinez said: ``I think so. I do believe that if some people had known they were taking a profit, they would have voted differently.’’
While neither Burgess nor County Mayor Carlos Alvarez were made available for comment Tuesday, Miami-Dade spokeswoman Victoria Mallette said the county never saw the Marlins’ financial statements during the negotiations, but was not surprised to learn the club turned a profit.
She then declined to answer when asked if Alvarez still believes the taxpayers got a good deal from the Marlins.
``The motivation to strike a deal on a ballpark was never about what’s in it for the Marlins ownership, but what’s in it for this community,‘’ Mallette said in an e-mail. ``Like museums, performing arts centers and parks, professional sports are a part of the fabric of this community — and among the amenities that make our area desirable.
``We wanted to keep professional baseball in South Florida and continue offering residents and visitors a widearray of amenities, including Major League Baseball.’’

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/08/25/1790865/outrage-simmers-over-marlins-stadium.html

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

But the Marlins refused, pointing to their protected status as a private entity.

Well I hope some other private entities stay away from the new stadium as well.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 25, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

MAI PRIVATE ENTITY. LET ME SHOW IT TO YOU!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

``None of us were aware of this,‘’ said Miami-Dade Commissioner Joe Martinez, who also voted against the final deal.

Yeah Joey!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 25, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup today

Torres CF, Posey C, Huff 1B, Burrell LF, Guillen RF, Sandoval 3B, Uribe SS, Sanchez 2B, Bumgarner P

by TBRMKane on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Ross had his chance.

Did he hit 4 dingerz? Nope.

He’ll see playing time somewhere in September. Maybe.

by younghutch on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

He did hit:

.367/.367/.500 with a homer and 3 RBI…not saying that he was tearing it up but that’s not bad

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No dingerz… But still, he scored from first 2B on Pablo’s 2 RBI single, and from first on Pablo’s double. Dude can run.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry...totally screwed up reading the post

I was talking about Guillen…reflexive Guillen defense

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Well… if he hits dingerz, then he might have marginal value over Ross. But he’s not cranking out nearly enough XBH to justify his glove/legs.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm'd, one and all.

Maybe not very well, but chasm’d nonetheless.

by younghutch on Aug 25, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thread moved past your chasm already. Had his chance, etc.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least flip flop Panda and Guillen in the order

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Screw you, Guillen, we want Cody!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SSS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Release the Guillen!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GRANT

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 25, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

By all means, fuck with the lineup that owned Reds pitching the last two games.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 25, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Post-game thread: Giants avoid the sweep.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Same lineup as Monday.

by Padsin10 on Aug 25, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something weird is going on.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 25, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

So has it been announced that Belt was promoted to Fresno?

Cause he was.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

pfft

obviously I shift A’d over all that.

Jeeze, try to keep up.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where is this being reported? I can’t find anything on twitter or the official Giants’ sources. Or MLBTR, or anywhere.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on the Fresno roster and the MiLB transactions show that he was assigned to Fresno.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, both.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 25, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the Runzler of 2010.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 25, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

By November, he’ll have that corner office!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 25, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The view is terrific!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also
@alysonfooter: Astros claimed IF Matt Downs off waivers from SF.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

:(

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 25, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckers

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 25, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, because he was DFA’d.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 25, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fare thee well, Matt.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 25, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that didn’t work.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 25, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

More fail.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 25, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suckers

Everyone knows you do not need infielders to play baseball. Just lots of outfielders.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not Denker Downs!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 25, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going downs to Texas.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 25, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss him already.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 25, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Put this on your Amazon list now!
Otherwise, why would Jon Gosselin, formerly the father on Jon and Kate Plus 8, be planning to dish out his parenting advice in a coming book?

According to PopEater, the divorced dad will tell his side of the story, his "journey from high school to the father of sextuplets by age 27″ in a book co-authored by life-coach-style clinical psychologist Sylvia Lafair.

http://blog.timesunion.com/hottopics/parenting-advice-from-jon-gosselin/1389/

by calbearjd on Aug 25, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I worry greatly about

Guillen in ATT’s right field. It will expose him in ways most parks don’t. The arm is nice, but that’s a lot of ground to cover and odd bounces to assay.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 25, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

ENJOY THE GAME!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 25, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen is not a good player in any facet

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

regardless of ballpark

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

tee hee

“assay”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to cordially invite anyone who hated on my boy earlier this season

TO GO AHEAD AND SUCK IT.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 25, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: Terrific Lookout Landing Post

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/8/24/1647930/the-mainstream-media-is-above

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 25, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

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