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Cody Ross and the 2011 Giants

Cody Ross is basically Aaron Rowand, three years younger. Similar power numbers, similar K/BB ratios, similar defensive numbers, s…wait, don’t go! I didn’t mean to depress you – this is actually a good thing. Aaron Rowand, three years younger and not making $12M for the next half-century, is a good player for a team to have. With the salary Ross gets through arbitration, he isn’t exactly going to be a bargain, but he’s a decent player.

Actually, he’s only a decent player this year. The two previous seasons, he was much better. The difference between decent and pretty good: power. All power. If he’s hitting 20 or 25 home runs while playing good outfield defense, he’s pretty good. If he’s hitting 10 home runs, he’s decent. Hey, just like Aaron Rowand! Boy, they really are s…

Wait, please, don’t go. I like the Ross move. I’m not trying to make you angry. Ross makes a million times more sense for this team than does Jose Guillen. And with Andres Torres around for a couple more years, I’m pretty excited about Torres and Ross roaming around the Mays Field outfield. I wish I knew where Ross’s power went – he’s suddenly hitting way more ground balls this season – but if it could come back soon, that’d be swell, just swell.

On August 24th, 2008, the Giants played the Padres. They won. I’m not sure how. Here are the players who appeared in that game:

Star-divide

 

Lineup:

Randy Winn
Ivan Ochoa
Fred Lewis
Bengie Molina
Aaron Rowand
Pablo Sandoval
Travis Ishikawa
Emmanuel Burriss
Kevin Correia

Reserves:

Eugenio Velez
Rich Aurilia
Omar Vizquel

That was two years ago. You look at that lineup, and…just, wow.

 

Where do you start? After five minutes of half-hearted rosterbation with a team like that, your brain melts, and you quit to watch arena football. Seven hundred and thirty days ago, there we were.

With the emergence of Andres Torres and Buster Posey, suddenly things aren’t as daunting. Those are two lineup spots you don’t have to worry about in the offseason. Maybe we re-sign Aubrey Huff, maybe Pat Burrell comes back on the cheap, maybe you shuffle this guy in, maybe you shuffle that guy out. It’s feasible. It doesn’t take a Charlie Kaufman script to create a world with a decent Giants lineup.

A free Cody Ross helps. If the Giants want to focus on shoring up the shortstop position in the offseason, they don’t have to worry so much about filling the outfield first because, hey, free Cody Ross. I think there’s a chance that the Giants can back into an okay offense next season.

Also, this is an experiment to see if I can jinx an entire season. Check back after 2011 to see if the Giants have won a World Series yet. If not, you can blame it allllllll on this post.

So welcome, Cody. Hit some dingerz. Make some catches. Spend some of the owners’ money. Drive down Lombard Street. Good to have you.

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Grant, Don’t you think it’s too hot for this!

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 24, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCHOA!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ivan LOLchoa

I had forgotten that dude even existed.

Christ, that lineup is depressing.

Yeah, Ross. Looked sharp last night, said all the right things in the postgame interview. I wonder if Guillen hears the footsteps…

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

beaten by LOLars

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I totally forgot Ochoa.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only have I forgotten about Ochoa, I still can’t figure out who the hell he is.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

smiley middle infielder

young, couldn’t hit a lick, played OK defense

I realize that doesn’t narrow it down much.

/gets coat

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he always looked like he was wondering if he’d left the oven on or something.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s what I must look like right now trying to figure out who he is.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you leave your oven on?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO! THE BROWNIES!!!

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY PIZZA!!

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murderer.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frozen pizza? It deserved to die.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

But frozen pizza is the easiest and fastest kind!

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

In most instances, but not all.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY GOD?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Voyager sent you a message. I am so jealous.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should check twitter then.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Awesome. Although, what will we have created once machine starts destroying machine?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ochoa

is Spanish for “Bocock”.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Ochoa_broma

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he was part of the Burchoacock combo. How could you forget that?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was giving Amy G. the “Hey, your hawt and I’m a pro baseball player” look, which pissed me off in a I’m kinda into Amy now myself sorta way. Other than that I think he is an OK pick up.

by toofruss on Aug 24, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having Cody Ross makes me wonder even more about why Guillen is on this team.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

+ 109

faster than guillen, better arm than rowy.

by JCLoophole on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having Cody Ross Breathing oxygen makes me wonder even more about why Guillen is on this team.

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember Ivan Ochoa

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I was you

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably better that way.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Grant.

All I want to do right now is clean up that kitchen. I’m going to be so unhappy the rest of the day now. :(

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

You can clean up my kitchen. Housekeeper isn’t scheduled until Friday.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND MAKE HIM SOME BROWNIES

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brownies would be good too.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wish you were that lucky. I make excellent brownies.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by “excellent” she means “weed.”

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, those ones are “special.” My brownies are extremely good even without the aid of mind-altering substances

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

1)Heat brownie
2)Add ice cream
3)NOM NOM NOM

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

1) Heat brownie
2) Add ice cream
3) Smother with hot fudge
4) Serve to Goofus
5) NOM NOM NOM

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by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think step 4 ruins the recipe.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read step 4 as “service Goofus”.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

5) UNF UNF UNF

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then my evil plan worked perfectly }:D

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blueberry muffins?

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have one left from my blueberry muffin craving a few days ago. Want brownies now.

BROWNIES!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want chocolate chip cookies, but it’s too goddamn hot to fire up the oven. So now I am sad.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is why bakeries exist!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re still never as good as fresh-out-of-the-oven cookies.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never used my oven. I would burn my place down if I tried. It would be pretty much like being mymclife’s roommate.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the time with the actual fire with black smoke and flames and the fire department was my roommate. The first time with the white smoke was me. My bad.

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your apartment sounds like a Papal enclave.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

^^ lol ^^

that’s how she chooses her boyfriends

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a really funny exchange.

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does spilling a gallon of whole milk on the floor mean anything? Because we did that too.

(BTW, totally on team 2%. It was one of my roommates’ gallons of milk).

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

It wasn’t my milk.

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. My mom makes killer chocolate chip cookies.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live one block form the greatest little bakery. Thank God they are closed by the time I get off of work.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Costco

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, now I want Costco pizza.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm…. Costco pizza

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by ResDog on Aug 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So underrated. And, $10 for a huge pizza.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any one tried their new Carne Asada bake?

Apparently they are also test marketing the Bulgogi bake…

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is a bulgogi bake?

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

bulgogi

korean bbq beef

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

my wife makes an excellent batch of brownies

has creme fraiche and brandy-soaked cherries in it, and is dusted with cocoa powder on top. so moist and delectable.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“moist” is an unfortunate word

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i beg to differ

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know so many people who HATE that word. Doesn’t bother me at all but apparently there is a sizable minority who feel differently

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one am in favor of moistening.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect your girlfriend and/or wife appreciates this about you

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both do.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

boom.

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I purposefully put the “and” in there; I don’t want to be accused of limiting you

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciated the courtesy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hot, I don’t think you want the oven on. Order a sunday instead.

by toofruss on Aug 24, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that I enjoy cleaning, I just HATE the mess. Every time I stumbled onto that show Hoarders I have an anxiety attack. IT’S NOT OK TO LIVE LIKE THAT!

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean is hoarding outfielders. It’s like those people who hoard cats.

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Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god

you just reminded me of the episode of that show where they found like 3 cat carcasses amongst all this woman’s crap. She just assumed the cats ran away.

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by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Prussian Creole says, THAT IS SO NOT OKAY.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE AINT HAVIN IT

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all know by know what I’d like to do to Brian Sabean. I’d throw him out with the rest of the crap that’s lying around that counter

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all know by know what I’d like to do to Brian Sabean.

This worried me for a sec.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

And all I asked for was brownies.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful what you wish for, Lars darling. :)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly why I added that extra sentence at the end. I knew there was an obvious TWSS! in there, but I’m not going to make it that easy.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what Susan said?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s kind of the point of that show.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but I can’t sit their an watch it because I find it too upsetting. And I don’t like how they rationalize it. It just makes me so sad for them, like there’s something broken inside them that they don’t understand clean

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what is so sad… often, a loved one’s death triggers or worsens the behavior.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I can’t really hate on that. We all grieve in our own ways. But maybe after law school I can start a cleaning company that cleans up for hoarders?? Because it still bothers me

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I have ‘learned’ from watching that show is that you can clean for them, but until they recognize their own condition and genuinely start working on changing their thought processes, it won’t do any good (and may even make things worse)… it’s a sad thing.
A friend of mine had a hoarder mom growing up. It’s tough on the whole family.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?? NO!!! We need to help these people.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need tons of therapy to address the underlying issues that cause them to hoard in the first place.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true… it’s just that the cleanup is pretty far from the first step.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, new plan: you and kdl handle the therapy, I’ll clean. Everyone wins.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet. I can do without the cleaning part. ICK.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst are the people who hoard live animals

IIRC, there was a woman in Santa Rosa or somewhere close by who had somewhere on the order of 200+ cats.

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The animals are always ill and malnourished, too. It’s so, so unfair.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they never recognize how shitty they are being to the animals.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, they love them so much! They can’t part with even one!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird, too, because it’s a form of OCD, where we normally think of people with OCD as people who are obsessed with cleaning.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there are actually a ton of people with OCD who aren’t very clean. Most people think OCD is synonymous with “germ-a-phobia” or “Organizational Nazi” but it’s actually just about the compulsion. It can be a compulsion to do anything, like needing to touch a doorknob 50 times before you leave the room.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just started reading a case about someone with OCD. And, the employer literally told the employee, “you had your chance!” I lol’d.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem is, that’s not a kitchen.

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by leftymalo on Aug 24, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s no moon either.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read maybe three comments after this...

And got a third of the way down the page ignoring the rest. Wow!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant: You are doing it wrong

If you want to make us all feel better about where we are now, you should compare to the opening day 2008 lineup:

Dave Roberts LF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333 .667 8 7 -0.056 0.91 0.036 -0.091 -0.7 0 0 CS
Rich Aurilia 1B 4 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 15 8 -0.048 0.46 0.000 -0.048 -0.9 10 0
Randy Winn RF 4 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 12 8 -0.040 0.39 0.000 -0.040 -0.8 2 0
Bengie Molina C 4 0 1 0 0 1 .250 .500 14 10 -0.023 0.38 0.010 -0.033 -0.3 3 1
Ray Durham 2B 3 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .250 18 11 0.005 0.32 0.023 -0.018 -0.2 5 4
Aaron Rowand CF 3 0 2 0 0 0 .667 1.333 10 5 0.047 0.65 0.064 -0.017 0.6 2 0
Jose Castillo 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 13 10 -0.127 0.89 0.000 -0.127 -1.8 0 3 GDP
Brian Bocock SS 1 0 0 0 2 0 .000 .667 16 6 0.017 0.43 0.042 -0.025 0.0 2 3 CS
Barry Zito P 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 -0.018 1.18 0.000 -0.018 -0.2 0 2 SH

PS- we lost 5-0 (Shock)

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It is actually difficult to look at without truly having the urge to vomit

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i count 1, maaaaaaaaaaybe 2 (if you stretch the definition) big-league ballplayers in that lineup

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ghost of randy winn?

the ghost of dave roberts? the one that stole the base?

by JCLoophole on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

possibly Winn

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok with winn

that was bad zito, though. cheating the rosterbation!

by JCLoophole on Aug 24, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

But Bocock and Aurialia count as -1 each and Castillo is at least -.5 so that leaves us at -2 in total.

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't, and won't, argue that point

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina and Winn were both decent in 2008.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I count not a single guy anyone in their right mind would want as a bat in the middle of any lineup. Including college, high school, and Little League.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Durham and Winn were both good that year. Rowand and Aurilia were both below average, though decent enough to keep on a roster.

Not, you know, the Giants roster, ideally, but they weren’t godawful.

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by groug on Aug 24, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tasting a little vomit right now.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was one awful lineup, wow.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 24, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Castillo and Bocock. In the same line up.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS NAME IS RAY, FROM ACROSS DA BAY

by JonDowd on Aug 24, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross should start in right field over Guillen

Like every day.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Instead, he’ll be in a platoon with Andres Torres in center field.

THIS WILL ANGER ME TO NO FUCKING END.

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowing Bochy

This will probably happen.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you think?

with Torres moving to right when Ross plays CF? Cuz I can’t see not having AT’s bat in the lineup at this point.

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy will point to his lackluster numbers against righties

5$ says the outfield tonight is Burrell – Ross – Guillen

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is basically playing Guillen over Torres. I will scream.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's funny that anyone thinks this isn't going to happen

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t someone from the team actually say it’s what’s going to happen? Or was this just from idle beat writer speculation? I can’t remember.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK

but I totally would not be surprised. Pissed? Yes. But no surprised.

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat writer Twitter Speculation

but the problem is that it was from more than one writer.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, because they’re so close to the team, their predictions probably have some merit.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would think. Yet it seems like they still talk out of their collective asses at least half the time.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Urban's ass says "Hi"

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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I qualified it with some. I mean, I’m not sure even Bochy could fail that hard, but there’s a possibility after his, “we didn’t acquire him to sit on the bench” quote.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no doubt

that tonight will be Burrell, Ross and Guillen. Let’s hope Sanchez throws all ground balls. Actually, with the Giants left side infield, lets hope he strikes out 15.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you

lineup’s been posted, no Guillen

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me. Do you have a mint? Perhaps some binaca?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this happens I would laugh if a sniper were to shoot Bochy in his empty head

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- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Torres has been one of the best players in MLB this season. No way he gets benched. Starting Guillen instead of Torres would be catastrophically stupid. Even Bochy isn’t that dumb.

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by neurofarm on Aug 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what i'm saying

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually he is

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE DIDN'T BRING HIM HERE TO SIT

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t they said that’s what they’re going to do?

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope not. When was this?

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by neurofarm on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy said

That Ross will play tonight. But he didn’t say where, and he didn’t say anything about Torres. I’m just guessing.

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HES A PROFESSIONAL HITTER, MORONS

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE THAT TERM WITH EVERY PART OF MY BEING.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVEN THE PINKY TOE?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERY PART!

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, she hates that term with her privates

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by hairball on Aug 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE IS! HE IS A PROFESSIONAL AND HE HITS RIBEYEZ, NERB

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK OBP, HIS BAT HAS POP! FUCK OBP

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fills bat with Mello Yello

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which begs the question: do you say “pop” instead of “soda”?

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use them interchangeably.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHOOSE A SIDE

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S CALLED SODA, KDL, JEEZE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

HES A PROFESSIONAL HITTER, MORONS MORANS

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I find myself thinking that about Bochy, I pause, think back on stuff he’s done in the past, and remember….anything’s possible with Bochy, at least if it involves an old guy getting PT.

by Missing Barry on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres isn’t young though. Honestly, I think that’s been his saving grace. If he had been in his mid-20s, I don’t think he would have won the starting job.

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by neurofarm on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree

Torres wasn’t a starter at the beginning of the year. He has his job because he hit well every time he was played. If Bowker or Nate had hit well, they might have kept their jobs.

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i want to depress myself

i consider what would have happened to this team if huff, or torres, or posey had started their season with a 2-week slump.

by JCLoophole on Aug 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff would still have been in there

We would have had to watch Rowand slump throught the season.
Posey would be back in Fresno “figuring it out”

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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness Posey started off going 3-for-4.

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And woah, I just realized that because Posey didn’t do so well in September, he was in Fresno for the first two months of the season.

IT’S SO TRUE.

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAD HIS CHANCE

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no no

he was learning to put his shin guards on his legs instead of his arms.

by JCLoophole on Aug 24, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And to stop calling 2-0 gyroballs.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Aug 24, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, didn’t Rowand get his playing time significantly reduced due to a pretty bad slump midway through the season?

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROVEN VETERAN, dude. totally different.

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff did start out pretty slow this year. So did DeRosa, and he didn’t lose playing time until he was put on the DL.

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by groug on Aug 24, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Admittedly, two weeks into the season, Huff had an OPS of about .850. But he got down into the .600s before the end of April!

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by groug on Aug 24, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, Torres was a sucky hitter at the beginning of the season, to the point that many people here were openly criticizing his being on the roster and splitting playing time with John Bowker (myself absolutely included). He was batting a stellar .174/.269/.217 through his first 11 games, before pretty much becoming a full time starter.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember he went like 0 for his first 11 or so.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 24, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

or no

either 1-17 or 0-17

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 24, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He started 0 for 10 with three walks, then 4 for 23 with three walks. Then he had his first multi-hit game to keep his average over .200 for good.

And poor John Bowker was never heard from again, while Aarond Rowand never went away.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but he has been much better over the past two months (SSS). I mean he has effectively benched Rowand and at the very least did not quit when they traded Bengie and penciled MadBum in as 5th starter.

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he IS that fucking dumb.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Guillen is doing an army crawl across RF to try to get to a lazy fly ball that he eventually misses, my head will asplode.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 24, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NAIVE

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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. However, I’m somewhat conflicted because with that patoon in center, Bochy has nowhere to put Rowand but the bench.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the math. 1 Catch, 1 Pitch, 4 OF, how many does that leave?

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll need to hit a couple of 5-run homers tonight to get into tomorrow’s lineup.

by younghutch on Aug 24, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can jinx an enter season

It’s ENTER season!
It’s DUCK season!
It’s ENTER season!
It’s DUCK season!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You know he’s just going to go back and edit that to make you look crazy

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Lars needs Grant to make him look crazy.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he will know.

Oh yes, he will know for the rest of his days….

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will wallow in the filth of his own awareness.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by “awareness” he means “farts.”

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My new favorite movie: Enter the Grant

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- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who hasn’t?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean besides Howie.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So bad he can taste it!

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by SF Pete on Aug 24, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Charlie Kaufman script where the Giants have an average offense isn’t necessary, but it would be awesome.

Just throwing it out there. Charlie Kaufman + Giants Baseball = Drooooool

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by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

With Ross on the team

That means Rowand will see even less playing time now.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

?

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that South America is coming into style.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jami Gertz has nice bewbs.

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a great song by Elvis Costello.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 24, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand will have the same amount. Torres gets less.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we’re stuck with him for two more years……….

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, thanks. Bring him up

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 24, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Roberts only had a year left on his deal when they released him

and only ate $6.5M of his deal. Of course, the entire deal was a big waste of $.

Obviously, it wouldn’t happen this year, but I’m having a hard time seeing Rowand making it past May 2011 on the Giants if he hits like this again, which is likely. That’s a lot of $ to eat, but sunk cost, etc.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

His contract was from 2007-9. He played in about 110 games in 1007 and 55 games in 2008. So I fugure they got just over one season’s worth of him. Overall though, i agree. It is hard to imagine him being here in 2012 though short of an injury they will probably keep him around as a 4th or 5th for next year. What will be interesting though is if DeRosa actually can (or thinks he can) play.

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

1007 was a good year

Wasn’t Robert’s on Hugh Magnus’ softball team that year?

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and I think they used stone balls- LOL me

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT DOES SLY HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the positive side, two years of Rowand might be more movable than 3+ years of Rowand!

Hey Pittsburgh, what do you have for a lightly-used Rowand?

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by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Dave Littlefield have a new job yet?

Someone tell Sabes when he does.

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by groug on Aug 24, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IVAN OCHOA!

AND WE WON!
LOL!
BRING BACK OCHOA!

by Unitard on Aug 24, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Cody Ross wear Cody Ross? (yes, LIIL)




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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So,

did they just realize immediately that they totally fucked up by signing guillen? Because Ross is fine, but why the hell would you trade for both guys?!

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

dumpster divers can't be choosers

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said that same thing to that guy in the dumpster.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think they ever thought that the Marlins would let Ross go.

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blocking the Padres, and the Marlins ended up giving him to us.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

pad blockers

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put ’em on as a shocker.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may be that Sabean’s most astute mid season move is accidental?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I would put the Molina trade and the Fontenot acquisition above this one in terms of astutity.

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not sure about the whys and wherefores of the Molina trade, but I’ll give you that one. Acquiring Grant is kind of meh for me.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely forgot about Fontenot.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could you forget Grant 2.0?

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m overwhelmed with the 27,000 outfielders the team has gathered over the last few weeks okay! Cut me some slack!

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, fair enough, but I still we’ve stumbled on a goldmine by having Replacement Grant around as backup in case we lose OG Grant

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't think they would have a shot at Ross

My question remains the same. With Ross on the team, will Bochy actually start him over Guillen?

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And with Ross on the team, will he FINALLY get together with Rachel???

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Acquiring Ross was pretty much an accident.

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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had to predict the Giants 2011 opening day lineup

I would guess

Torres CF
Ross RF
Posey C
Burrell LF
Huff 1B
Sandoval 3B
Uribe SS
Sanchez 2B
Lincecum P

I honestly believe that the only moves Sabean will make this offseason is bringing people currently on the team back.

Not that I’m complaining about that, really – at least we won’t lose any draft picks.

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Compared to opening day 2008, that is the all-century team

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like Posey out of the 2-spot.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do I

But I’m trying to be accurate here.

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add a real shortstop and give Uribe plenty of playing time as a super sub and it’s surprisingly palatable.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would predict that

DeRosa would be super sub, and I bet Rohlinger makes the team out of camp.

We will also have Fontenot off the bench, remember.

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Rohlinger makes the team out of camp.

I worry he’ll get the Nate/Bowker treatment. But, I hope not.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger will never hit at the ML level.

and he’s not strong enough defensively to justify a spot.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like he’s Kevin Frandsen.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much do you even know about Rohlinger?

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an intense dreamboat.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S NOT WHY I LIKE HIM.

(But, yes he is.)

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

one scout called him the best defensive third baseman in the minors. Judy says he needs to work on his throwing though.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 24, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sold on DeRosa ever playing again at a high level.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

and I am almost positive they are going to go into ST and the season predicting him to be a starter, without even paying attention to any questions about him being able to bounce back from this surgery.

He is going to be the story I worry most about this off season.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll go further and have...

I would be shocked if he ever plays again period.

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. We have DeRosa.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's What Sabean Said

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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I keep forgetting that he’s on the team.

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by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember because

Every so often they do a shot of the dugout on TV and you can see him in there.

It’s cool that he’s still with the team hanging out, even though his family is in Jersey IIRC.

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember because of those stupid commercials on KNBR.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this lineup

needs another lefthanded bat.

not disagreeing with anything you state, however.

by JCLoophole on Aug 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

It has 3 lefties if you count switchhitters, Torres and Sandoval.

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by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

unless old panda returns next year, one lefty short.

by JCLoophole on Aug 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm okay with this lineup

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean will pick up a SS

No way its Uribe and Sandoval on the left side next year. Also – my bet is that Huff signs elsewhere. He will want 3 years and I don’t see Sabean doing that.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd take that bet

I suspect Huff will be back.

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged.

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banned

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your on!

Libation of your choosing. Within reason of course. hey – I hope I’m paying. I think they should sign Huff. But I only want a two year deal. A third year club option is fine.

by lexluth7 on Aug 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're right

It’s hard to imagine Huff not coming back:

  • It’s been a three-way love affair between Huff, the team and the fans
  • He’s publicly stated that he’s never had more fun in his career
  • He’s publicly stated that in the past, he considered retiring when it wasn’t fun, so he must have enough money
  • He’d break my heart if he left

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by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s one of those “face of the franchise” types that puts butts in seats.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian dealing with Aubrey as a FA gets me a little =8 inside

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by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

a little 8=D inside?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 25, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would welcome him back on a 1-2 year deal.

I would prefer 1 year with a mutual or club option.

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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Kaufman wouldn't write the Giants movie

It would obviously be a Joe Eszterhas joint

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by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

Rec’d

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by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet! Is that a jetpack thingy?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

so that’s what James Carville looked like when he was younger.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

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by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already an auto rec.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “Pass the Meth”

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never pass it.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

METH HOG!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meth-od Man

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

How old is Hillary in that picture?

I need to determine just how creepy I am.

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re plenty creepy.

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by ResDog on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt

I just need to gauge how creepy.

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

she is deceptively hot

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by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in Nevada so that's just fine!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s not her real body, face or hair, so it’s okay.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD! I FORGOT THEY LET OCHOA HIT 2ND.

What the hell is wrong with this team?

Also, obligatory LOLGRANT. Now Ross will hit like Rowand for the rest of the season. Thanks.

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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant has completely ruined any chance Ross may have had to do anything worthwhile for the rest of the season.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"because, hey, free Cody Ross." - memories

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe
you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey,
free dummy.

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by iHateBochy on Aug 24, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I usually find a place to reference that once a month.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s funny, because that was the first one that came to my mind, too.

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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because it's the best one!

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad when I was a kid there wasn’t a guy in our class that everybody called the “Cricket Boy”, because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, “You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he’s just like everybody else.” Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I’d invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I’d have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmmmm, boy.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And my favorite...

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

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by can of corn on Aug 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammmit!

Stop posting the clown!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m reading that to the tune of ‘Send In The Clowns’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

fer christ sakes...

lol, how do you post a picture?

Is there a “McCoveyCronicals for dummies” book out there?

-The Department of Redundency Department

by iHateBochy on Aug 24, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use the preview button to see if it worked, if not, try again.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, preview is your friend.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the answer to your question, iHateBochy, is yes, yes there is.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

-hesitantly hovering over button-

I’m not sure if I want to press on something that wants me to “fag-harder”

by iHateBochy on Aug 24, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your going to have to get over that.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Not about the clown kicking my dad, just about them being scary. They’re fucking scary.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer:

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he’s real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 24, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd hard!

My favorite!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

uncle cave man was the best

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant has just jinxed Ross

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat you to it!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRETT FAVRE

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

/flagged

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh Skeeter leave 'em alone. He ain't hurtin' nobody.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Sabes leaves them in their original packaging?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean: Cody, what the hell are you doing in that jersey?
Ross: I don’t know boss, what do you mean? The equipment manager just gave it to me, it’s my first Giants jersey!
Sabean: I didn’t get you for the damn Giants, I got you for my collection!
Ross: What?
Sabean: You put on a damn Marlins jersey! I want you in your originial form!
/Susan sidles in, gives Ross a meaningful look, and gentley caresses Sabean’s shoulder.
Susan: Now Brian, isn’t it time for your nappy nap? You’ve had a long day with your toys!
/Brian grumbles, shuffles out of the room.
Susan: I’m very sorry, Mr. Ross. Keep that jersey on and head out to the dugout. He gets a bit jealous when Mr. Bochy gets to play with the toys he’s acquired.

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I like it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant, did you know Correia went to Cal Poly?? :D

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 24, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd never heard that before.

I don’t think it’s ever been mentioned by anyone on the Giants broadcasting staff.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow has never mentioned it.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just trying to give Grant some grief. He asked me about Correia being an alum and I didn’t know. I did know about Ozzie Smith and Krukow, but that’s it. In my defense, the list is quite small:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/schools/calpoly.shtml

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 24, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to Poly…had high hopes for Grant Desme

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon to blame Jesus?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the list is small, you should know them all. Terrible excuse. I know that Andre Thurman almost made the Packers out of camp, and the only reason I know is because Southern Oregon University isn’t exactly spitting out a lot of NFL players.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My old roommate used to work at Southern Oregon

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably did drugs with him.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mushrooms?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you probably met Timmy at one point.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a terrible excuse.

I wasn’t following the college sports scene much, and didn’t start to nerb out on baseball until last year. It’s all still very new to me.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 24, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just shameful, all around.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh its a school pride thing

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, thanks. Now I’m trying to remember the name of that linebacker on the Eagles who went to Cal Poly and I feel bad about myself because I can’t.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 24, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit

um… goddamnit he was playing there while i went there

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Gocong

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was like “Oh, I know football players. There’s…that guy on the Eagles, and Jordan Beck…I wonder if Ramses Barden is doing well….what’s that guy’s name?”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 24, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair though

they get 1-2 football players drafted every year.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll never forget matt ryan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I can't stop watching this at work today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JGiwGx6aQw&feature=player_embedded

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I now know three people who’ve been on America’s Got Talent. This fact makes me vaguely uncomfortable.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 24, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m certain that’s exactly what Ozzy and Tony Iommi had in mind when they wrote that song.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than sex.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was/is awesome.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen them on America's Got Talent?

Even better with the lights turned down.

Also, did you see the sparks under their shoes? Holy shit

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You lost me at ’America’s Got Talent’

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have some cool acts

There’s another group called “Fighting Gravity” that is really cool/creative.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miffed Sammy Sosa is miffed.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 24, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/08/24/the-dugout-sammy-sosa-on-fire/

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad – I laughed at that.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never feel bad for laughing at the Dugout. That is some seriously funny shit.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, it's kinda hot out...the hottest day of the year. It's also the full moon.

And it is my birthday. I don’t know what this means, but I do know that I want the Giants to win today.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday

And yeah, it’s hot today. 107 in Sacramento.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday to you!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks ^^^^^^^^

and any that follow, as well.

If today were a Friday the 13th, that would seem to hit the triumverate of “events.” Any others?

Hottest day
full moon
friday the 13th
?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday you heat bringing bastard.

It’s 108 in Fresno right now.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's around 100 in the Mission

my car said 108, but I think it was just messing with me. Internets told me 99.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The big one should strike any minute now…

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday

104 in the East Bay.
Life was way easier when Barry Bonds managed the team. Just saying.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, have a Sparkly Birthday!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday! It was already 100º here by 12:30 today.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Aug 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's a positive euphemism for "you're old"

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“savvy veteran”

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy birthday dude

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy bday

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 24, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: What is up with marginal NBA players and hot girlfriends/mates?

Sasha Vujacic is dating Maria Sharapova?

Marko Jaric is married is Adriana Lima?

Dan Gadzuric’s wife?

Earl Watson’s wife?

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

why you picking on bruins?

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Bruins aren’t as good as Golden Bears.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...I wasn't even going to go there

Considering KAJ was a Bruin..

Best Cal Bear NBA player…Jason Kidd?

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerrod Haase

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leon Powe

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kidd’s the best Cal NBA player of all-time and is still the best active player today

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Active Bears
Jason Kidd
Leon Powe
Ryan Anderson
Francisco Elson
Sean Marks

Active Bruins
Russell Westbrook
Baron Davis
Darren Collison
Kevin Love
Trevor Ariza
Prince Luc Richard Mbah a Moute
Matt Barnes
Arron Afflalo
Jordan Farmar
Jason Kapono
Ryan Hollins
Dan Gadzuric
Earl Watson

I don’t consider Jrue Holiday a Bruin

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Money

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And probably the hope that their junk is in proportion to the rest of their body.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe marginal players are more likely to settle down with one woman.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what gets the first date, anyway. Same for all the hideous rock stars had models for wives.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine there’s more to it than money though. An ugly rock star has a different appeal than, say, an ugly investment banker.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, fame too.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long limbed.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sasha Vujacic is dating Maria Sharapova?

excuse me, while i go on a shooting rampage.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll join you.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharapova is about the 78th hottest woman on the tour

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 24, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

I don’t find her more than marginally attractive, and there are literal scads of women more attractive than her in the ladies’ game.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ana Ivanovic, Wozniacki, and Dementieva come to mind. Anyone else in particular?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one in particular

Just not a fan of Sharapova. Too skinny. Pick just about any of her thicker Eastern European sistren, though.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ivanovic :D

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea but Sasha Vujacic is about the douchiest guy on the planet

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

this.

so much this.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck that guy.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she has implied.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a terrible shirt.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a terrible person.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

no words.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 24, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean’s Folly’s folly?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god

rec’d so hard.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I saw this on Myth Busters.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 24, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Amazing...

I’m listening to Springsteen’s version of “War” (live) as I read this post.

War..what is it good for?

SMALL PUMPKINS!

by younghutch on Aug 24, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to hang out with you sometime. Sounds like you know how to party

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I party HOT

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is definitely more entertaining than the average OT comment.

by taliesin on Aug 24, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres CF, Posey C, Huff 1B, Burrell LF, Ross RF, Sandoval 3B, Uribe SS, F. Sanchez 2B, J. Sanchez LHP

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 24, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

You hate Ross...

but you’d be okay with Guillen as a starter?

Does not compute.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE WEEK! CALM DOWN! HAVE SOME PERSPECTIVE!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always a wise investment.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without starting another discussion

My view was…lottery ticket…nothing lost in the trade and Guillen should be given a chance to show what he can or cannot do…

I never wanted him to be a starter…spot starts and PH…

I actually like the Ross pickup but wanted to rip it just to be contrarian

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you agree that Guillen doesn't belong in the starting lineup, and should be limited to

pinch hitting for the pitcher in high leverage situations. As long as there’s not a better bat on the bench at that time. And should pretty much never be in the field.

If that’s the case, then we agree.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross/Ishi platoon works for me.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

It’s our best lineup!

Looks like I owe someone 5$ upthread. Happy to pay it for Torres to be in the lineup.

You get a 1 day reprieve, Bochy.

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Guillen!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How tragic for Guillen to go from playing on an epically losing franchise to being traded to a contender in the heat of a pennant race to DFA’d all in two weeks time.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got DFA’d?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect to see this on MLBTR within the hour

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be awesome. How many backup RF’s does the team need, anyway?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Guillen as a PH

His bat looks pretty live to me

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’ll allow it.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was speaking hypothetically, yes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll get Nate Schierholtz being DFA’d and you’ll like it

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 24, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

I could hug Bochy.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to hug everyone! And very much looking forward to hugging about 6 beers while sitting in shorts and a tee shirt in my seats in sec 119 in about 2 hours

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s gonna be a White Trash Margarita night at PacT&T.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, maybe just beer buddies?

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 24, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

life is short- and compared to the $$ of the tickets, that is nuthing

sure- come visit. i am taking my 20 year old cousin to celebrate his birthday (his 22 year old sister and her boyfriend are coming too).

by capn on Aug 24, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Capn, I hope you had a great time!

I was just kinding.
You are right — life is short, and what is the point of making money if you don’t spend it, especially on your family, like it looks like you do.
I wish I could have met you, maybe some other time.
Please, no offense intended.
Go Giants.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/calls ambulance for oldjacket after inevitable concussion resulting from his unavoidable impact with Bochy’s head.

by younghutch on Aug 24, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering we are facing a lefty, this is pretty much the best lineup we could come up with. Bravo, Bork.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres isn’t being platooned… I can breathe

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK THE GODS!

I could get used to this lineup.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Votto gets another AB against Lopez tonight.

You think he’s been studying the video?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tip no. 1:

Try not to swing at pitch that almost hits foot

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that we’ve gotten to the point that freely acquirable talent > Aaron Rowand

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WHY DO YOU HATE THE GIANTS, XANTHAN?

WHY?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

enjoy the game man

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will now make you a series a graphs and charts about Rowand’s terribleness.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and brownies?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They tend to get crumbs on the charts.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t be impressed until you show me a graph about the graphs about Rowand’s terribleness.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 24, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

should be
  • terrible
  • runs into walls

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont forget gamer

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 24, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you didnt distract him, I mighta got us some brownies.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST ENJOY THE GAME

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

weren’t we at that point around this time last year with Torres?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Aug 24, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand, schierholtz, ross, torres, guillen, burrell

das a lot of OF

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg lol.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever it takes to get Nate a couple or three ABs in a single game, I’m down with.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just going with current roster guys ^ _ ^

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense

What I’ve never understood was what that face means.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it means this 。◕ ‿ ◕。

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Crazy Asians!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question: why does that little blonde kid have whiskers?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes as just sense as any other explanation when it comes to anime

My favorite is Raman 1/2:

Main character: Switches between male and female depending on the temperature of the water thrown on him

Main character’s dad: Switches between a man and a panda bear.

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same great Ramen taste, 1/2 the calories.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on Aug 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there's

Ramen Fighter Mikki

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow
Themes: dogs, inner demons, troublesome kids

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of main character’s many fiancees: switches between female and cat.

That fiancee’s other suitor: switches between male and duck

Main character’s rival: switches between male and pig

I’m sure there’s more, but it’s been a while.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 24, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

One dude turns into a combination of a bull, yeti and a snake, or something like that.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ranma was great

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s like part fox or something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

that probably makes about as much sense as it can to someone not familiar with the storyline

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

More detailed explanation

He has a demon fox trapped inside his body because his dad put it there in order to save the world.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s…..not any better.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a really big fox.

Is that show still going? I tried powering my way through it once but quickly became exhausted.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that show just goes on and on and on and on and on

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is

The manga looks like it’s getting pretty close to the end, but the show adds crappy filler episodes.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are what wore me out. The good episodes were entertaining enough, but I couldn’t handle the filler.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like you do.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now I’m confused again

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

See? There really is no place for Bowker

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 24, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross is basically my new favorite player, solely because he is taking playing time from Guillen. Nice fuck up, Sabes!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just hoping that ends up being the case.

And it’s not ‘taking more playing time away from Torres’

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far, so good.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all honesty...

I don’t think that Sabean thought that Ross would be available..I agree with you that the Ross pickup force Bochy to sit Guillen more…

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I referred to it as a “fuck up.” Are you actually arguing with me even though we agree?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how they do it at Cal.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANTASTIC

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

kdl:stalkers::sabes:outfielders

(hope I did that right)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...

I don’t think kdl has enough stalkers.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many do I have?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. I was going to post “at least one that I wasn’t counting.”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are creepy.

/files more restraining orders

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I get that a lot.

Can’t imagine why.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay. Lars is required to stay 200 feet away from me at all times.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...

that’s perfectly reasonable. What with all the propellering in your direction.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really messes with his schedule

Having to be exactly 200 feet at all times. You move around so often.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY! FUCK YOU GUYS!

I was commuting and you take the opportunity to disparage my innocence.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE I AM ON SPEAKING TERMS WITH VOYAGER 2!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM! YOU BASTARD!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riiiiiiight.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a housecleaning outfit for you and everything. Won’t you clean my kitchen?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S A TRAP!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding. I’d probably be safer walking into a men’s prison in a mini skirt

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lemme guess: It involved stiletto heels

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is just not practical. It was baseball spikes.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally. Sorry to have interrupted, though. Carry on.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no game today

I am getting shut down.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like you were having some game, and I totally ruined it. Sorry!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just sad you weren’t here last night for the MCC After Dark thread. Somehow I ended up admitting to a rather colorful adolescence and a penchant for stilettos.

I blame PiKA.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are lucky I didn’t know you back then.

And I am unlucky for that very same reason.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Handles.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Handel?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phineas and Pherb!!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I told Chop if we were friends back then I would have gotten her into a lot of trouble. I wasn’t kidding as much as I wish I were

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

I can relate. I really can.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, you’re fault

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are fault?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are AT fault

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U!

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Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in rage mode last night… owl talkin to me about death and stuff

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that comment thread was unfortunate. I prefer happy, drunk PiKA!

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea… sorry bout that last night, it wasn’t nice of me to say things like that on an open thread

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were a little grumpy, but it’s okay, it happens. If that were the most regrettable thing I’d ever done, my life would be a lot less complicated.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

truf

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ambien could have been involved, for example.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god ambien

that shit is redic.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, yea… this is true… i wasn’t too drunk when i got back, i think whatever owl said just set me off

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you really didn’t seem that bad. You came off as way more melancholy than angry imo

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… this is true, i really wasnt angry… i’m never pissed off when drunk

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry to tell you

A restraining order requires a finding of immediate threat of harm…

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious right now? Please tell me you’re not serious.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure how to answer that...

did work in a DV clinic for a while during law school

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone help me. Please.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not touching this one (TWSS)

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lawyer nerds.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW COULD ANYONE THINK THAT I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT THE RESTRAINING ORDERS???

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop it

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent news!

/gets 150 feet away now

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

50 feet short.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know people who went to Cal. None of them spend their day pointing out how every thing anyone else says or does is wrong.

And, also, I’M NOT SO FUCKING IDIOTIC THAT I WOULD THINK I COULD ACTUALLY GET A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST LARS EVEN IF I WANTED ONE WHICH I DON’T FOR CHRIST SAKE.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kidding KDL...

I was commenting on Lar’s comment about being innocent…

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I asked you if you were serious, that would have been the time to speak up, instead of telling me about your experience with restraining orders.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry...I didn't know where you were going with your comment

I thought you knew that I was kidding…it’s not like I really believe any one here deserves a restraining order…

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kidding about it being because he went to Cal.

Mostly because it’d be impolite to post what I think the real reason is.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to bring this full circle

Christ does have a restraining order on me.

I mean, who could resist those abs?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You work out with Nate? Makes sense, you both live in Danville.

Now Nate’s going to get a restraining order against me.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol "going to"

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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I think I misread Lars’ post. Oh well.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

these abs?

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you think I’m a Christian? I like a man who can turn water into wine . . .

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was about Lars...

anything is believable regarding Lars ;)

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I might be the only person on this board who follows you on twitter but not around town in dark sunglasses

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wear those sunglasses that are not actually glasses?

They look more like window shades?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to find the person that invented those, and stab them in the throat with a dull pencil.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s Kanye West.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!! Some of us who went to Cal have the utmost respect for kdl

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! (Or were you not talking about yourself? ;-)

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yes I meant me!

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m bummed you can’t come to the Logan’s Ride thing. It’s going to be so fun!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, don’t rub it in! I have class until 9 and then in the am at 8 :(

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes. But, I have to work the next morning in Folsom, if that makes you feel better. I’m going to get home at, like, 3 a.m.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t even bother going to bed. just get to work early, power through and leave early

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except I have to leave early tomorrow to get there, so I won’t be leaving that early. Probably about 5:30, because I’m going to the Grizz/River Cats game on Thursday. LOL ME!

(Sitting in the front row, too. Watch out RyRohl!)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, well, well. Looks like the girl with 1,000 restraining orders is going to get hit with her own

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll start getting served with them Wednesday night. ;-)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why wouldn't he be available though?

Conventional wisdom is that Sabean was only trying to block Ross going to the Padres. But there’s no real reason to think the Marlins were going to pull him back; he’s not in their plans for next year, and they didn’t want to offer him arbitration. They’ve stopped pretending that they’re in playoff contention, so why would they pull him back?

The more I think about it, the less likely it seems that this was an accidental acquisition.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

His name is not Guillen or Rowand so I like him.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but is cody ross POOPIN?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Aug 24, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE JOSE GUILLEN!

TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 24, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Happily!

Bad bat. Bad glove. Bad wheels.

Bad. And old. Which means won’t be any better than bad.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

but dingerz!

BUTT DINGERZ

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT
LOL SLOW

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BUTT DINGERZ

In all fairness, you do have to have a pretty good sized bat to ding someone’s butt.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought it would be fun to bring this back out.

This was from ESPN’s Hot Stove in the off season.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That I did.

I also originally had an arrow pointing to Nate on the right (you can see the part I forgot to erase) but at that point that one actually looked like it was going to happen.

LOL NATE

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally...

A little Nate respect…and it’s from…never mind.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops!
SF_Giants
  
Matt Kinney (0-2, 9.64), relief pitcher for @FresnoGrizzlies, was suspended for 50-games after testing positive for amphetamines #SFGiants

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

dude looks spun

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
/slider

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/Rowand swings and misses

by ACgiant97 on Aug 24, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks about right

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read Stephen King’s short story “Head Down” about the Bangor, ME Little League team that won the State Championship. Kinney is featured prominently.

No mention of greenies.

by younghutch on Aug 24, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the part where the killer clown axes the third baseman, before the living car runs over the right fielder. That was CRAZY, yo!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

…he was quoted as saying “Who the fuck put speed in my HGH?!”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even know he was still on the Grizzlies.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like this is his 4th tour with Fresno.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude is 33 and still slogging it out in AAA

i’d be doing meth as well

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"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s too chubby for meth.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meth isn’t that picky.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE SANCTITY !~

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My poor cousin’s dream is to be a 0-2 reliever for a AAA team and now the only way he thinks he can get there is to roid up. Sad.

by djfivenine on Aug 24, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s wrong for you to even care about the LLWS

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/warlus_man_joke

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by bgunn on Aug 24, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey...I come from Taiwan...

There’s isn’t a lot of I can cheer for athletically! Freaking Kuo is on the Bums

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injured

but I couldn’t really cheer for him before because he was on the Yankees…

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s never good when your Wang is injured.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone now

“We want wang! We want wang!”

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know a lot of Taiwan ren who cheer for the bums because of Kuo.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong for me to wish for me to wish for Mexico

What kind of multiple-personality crap is this?

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

No, check my sig. I think I have ;)

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 24, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I N C E P T I O N

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Cody Ross a hell of a lot more than Jose Guillen and I hope Guillen goes into the role he should have had from the start (pinch hitting).

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Or gets booted off the team.

I am for either of them.

Because Guillen’s value is from his bat. Once he is on base however he is dreadful and usually is needed to be pulled for a PR.

So I prefer giving him the boot.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even with his bat, it’s basically been all singles so far. Which isn’t that useful if he can’t run.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Burning two players for something I trust Nate to do alone.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate hits doubles!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you trust Nate to hit?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust Nate to hit about the same rate I trust Guillen to hit, going forwards.

And Nate has plus defense and decent wheels to go with the similar bat.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just sayin'

ZIPS Rest of Season projections:

Nate – .334 wOBA
Guillen – .325 wOBA

I don’t think Nate’s bat is as bad as people think, and I think Guillen’s bat is worse than people think. And the defensive difference between the two is MASSIVE.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that ZIPS projection

is unreasonably optimistic.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. He profiles as a 310ish BABIP guy, not .270ish.

The offensive difference between Nate and Guillen going forwards is very small, if any – and the defensive difference is huge.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has a career .313 BABIP

and a career .308 wOBA. The projection is unreasonably optimistic.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're pretty optimistic on Nate

I think the offensive difference + the defensive difference ~ 0

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the defensive difference is about 10 runs over the course of a season

Meaning that you think Guillen has 20 points of wOBA on Nate? (In terms of true talent level)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

10ish points of wRC+

yes.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

I remember from the discussion before, I called Guillen as worth 15 runs of offense more than Nate over a full season, which is about in line with their career difference in wRC+, and Nate, at best, a 15 run defensive improvement over Guillen.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 25, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I am one that still believes he could be a productive member of a ML roster.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

"productive member of an ML roster"

sure, but he’s probably not even going to be an average hitter.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could live up to being a .275/.330/.450 kind of guy.

He is not going to be a .300 hitter by any means.

But that is something I think he could do over a season. If in the lineup consistently. I just do not believe that is going to happen in SF

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 24, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. We haven’t been awful since the trade, but we haven’t been good, either. I really felt, at the time, that it was a bad move and so far I feel vindicated. Things were going fine, why break em?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you suggesting there’s some sort of causal relationship b/t picking up Guillen and dropping 4 of 6 to the Phils and Cards?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm suggesting that there very well may be a possibility that

GUILLEN IS BAD AND SHOULD NOT BE IN A STARTING LINEUP, but that he has the potential to be a somewhat useful tool as a pinch hitter for a pitcher late in the game in high leverage situations and barely even that and shouldn’t probably even be on the roster and oh god whyyyyyyyy

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is that Bochy doesn’t use him as a pinch hitter.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

and 2 of 3 to the Pads..yes, I am.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

not just that the Giants’ pitching was lackluster and they lost to really good teams? I find it hard to lay any of that at Guillen’s feet.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching was lackluster, but also any time you introduce a new element (player) to a team, it changes things a bit. I don’t think this was a good change and the results seem to show the same.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like a stretch to me, but my position is equally unprovable. yes it’s correlates, but i don’t think it causates.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really impossible to measure. It kind of boils down to how did his arrival impact the other 24 players. Did it distract in any way. Did it motivate.

I should make that 23…I think Timmy would have been a mess either way.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s up, guys?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

chilling, correcting your grammar

sup with you

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see that! and i'm just hangin, got no homework really since it's the first week

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much

avoiding doing work my last hour in the office, eatin some grapes, waiting for the gates to open to go watch BP.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love grapes… and oh sweet, have fun with BP, i gotta get some reading done for class

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

got no homework really since it’s the first week
i gotta get some reading done for class

Hey man, if you don’t want to hang out with us, just say so.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, WOW… let me rephrase all of this… i probably should get some reading done

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

an update

I moved from my cubicle to the patio so I could enjoy the weather. Best decision of the day

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, NICE, must be nice back in the bay, minus the small heat wave

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

eating this: http://steamykitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/vietnamese-chicken-pho.jpg

drinking this: http://shop.belgianshop.com/acatalog/St-Bernardus_Abt_12_beer.jpg

and watching this: http://www.cisci.net/movies/film_91/scene_0/The_Fly_II.jpg

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has never been good for me. The chicken has always been dry or chewy. I can conceive of it being delicious, though. Also not a fan of the meatballs, brisket or tendon.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The FLY!!!!! nice, and that dish sounds delicious!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of former Giants

Did anyone see that Scott Munter was listed by Kevin Goldstein as one of 10 bullpen arms that could impact the pennant race?

All because he’s suddenly getting some K’s in AAA as a 30 year old. Rafael Cova for the Flying Squirrels was listed as well.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 24, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that seems odd

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"ZIPS Is Indeed Supose To Science." --GRM

by delorean on Aug 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honest to god...I had no idea he was still playing

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowling ball sinker, you know

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 24, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought he'd be on the PBA Tour by now

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Munter :-(

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 24, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember looking at his stats about a month ago

Of course he’s in the fucking Padres org.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he gets called up and becomes Wayne Franklin in the last Saturday of the season.

by Natto on Aug 24, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Herman!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My car said it was 107 degrees on the way home

I told it to shut the hell up.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Still, don’t call it that.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

then why not just

“OC”? What’s with the SoCal compulsion for putting “The” in front of everything?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 24, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never called it “the” OC while living there. I would call it OC, though.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve noticed that most cities use the phrase “City of…..” Rather than just the city name.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 24, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

80 here in Oxford... LOL DANVILLE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: If you though your commute was bad
Triggered by road construction, the snarl-up began 10 days ago and was 100 kilometers (60 miles) long at one point. Reaching almost to the outskirts of Beijing, traffic still creeps along in fits and starts, and the crisis could last for another three weeks, authorities say.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100824/ap_on_re_as/as_china_traffic_jam

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I was back in SoCal this last weekend

First time I’d been back since leaving. It didn’t take long for me to proclaim there was no way I’d move back without my own personal driver. Fuck that place.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to commute from Fountain Valley to Long Beach every morning. 90 minutes. I left at 5:30 to be at work at 7. Seriously, fuck that place.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't read these threads.

Let me just say that it’s hot and I don’t want to think about Cody Ross.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 24, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

But, thinking about Cody Ross

means you aren’t thinking about Jose Guillen.

So there’s that.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only Giant I want to think about is Zach Wheeler, best prospect in all of baseball!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 24, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Albert Pujols is good at baseball.

He’s currently leading all 3 triple crown cats, as of this second.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

why don't you marry him?

did you enjoy Joey Votto’s failswing last night?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 24, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

was fucking glorious

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skip, hop, jump, swing!

I’m sort of surprised he didn’t bloop it over second or something, though. He seems to sacrifice small children to the babip gods.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey VOTTO>PUJOLS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see you try doing that to "me" because I said it, and i stand by it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re inconsiderate

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 24, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps.

But that was probably the nicest way anyone could word a response to someone claiming Votto > Pujols.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd have gone with fucking moron

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good decision

I was kidding. Kind of.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 24, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So was I.

King of. Well, about the ‘fucking moron’ part, anyways. He’s still delusional if he actually believes that, and isn’t just trying to troll me.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Votto wins MVP, just to make Charlie Manuel and the all-star voters look even dumber.

by kingofthacove on Aug 24, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could anything really make Charlie Manuel look dumber?

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so freaking hot!!!!!

96 degrees in my house and 103 outside! To top it all off I’m fasting and reading all the comments regarding the matter of food. I will be really pissed off today if the Giants lose. http://weather.yahoo.com/united-states/california/castro-valley-12797345/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGDCqWGjdSE&feature=search

by waffles on Aug 24, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, man, now I want some waffles… covered in syrup and with some bacon on the side…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s made out of wood.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remodeling would be delicious if it were really waffles.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took me nearly a year to do the remodel on my house… if it were made of waffles I’d be even fatter than I already am.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

=(

Could you kill yourself for me please? Pretty please with 2 of timmy’s cy’s on top!

by waffles on Aug 24, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you’re the one who chose ‘waffles’ as a handle and then complained about fasting.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, waffles are delicious.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to make some pancakes when I get home. My waffle maker is broken. :(

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

waffles >>> pancakes

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now I want waffles too…

I’m hungry.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Startup waffles is on Thursday morning…

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I pretend to have a startup? Because, dude, free waffles.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

I don’t work for a startup, nor am I an entrepreneur, I just know the dudes that put the event on.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the waffles good?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The price is right.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 24, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been standing outside all day and I think it’s about 95+ here. FFF.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Mannywood

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 24, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

To go through and read all the comments or not. Hm.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

will mexico celebrate Victory over Japan day?

"For all you first-basemen who played first your whole life, that's where Buster plays on his OFF days" - Kuiper

by O R They? on Aug 24, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Vajayjay Day?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Mexico conquers Japan!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is this the new maymay?

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Why don't we just bring Dr. Lyle Evans in here?"

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 24, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stopped at Lunardi’s and got brownies!

LOL YOU BROWNIELESS PEOPLE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I might buy a waffle iron on my way home.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have waffle making stuff?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have all the ingredients to make them from scratch, and I also have Bisquick if I’m being lazy.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, just checking. Don't want you to buy a waffle iron and not make waffles

I only know the Bisquick stuff.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always looking out for me! :) The recipe is basic: flour, sugar, baking power, salt, eggs, milk, oil, etc.

This day cannot end fast enough!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Buying Tickets on Giants Website

Am I the only one that can never figure out what the 2 words are that they make you type in for security purposes? I ask for 2 more words, still no clue. I listen to the audio rendition — no chance of understanding.

One more time. The second word was Pompur which isn’t even a word.

Why do they make it impossible to read? I maximize the screen, and the “words” look worse. Geez…

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, I’ve only had a problem with it once or twice.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are magical !
because they put a i next to a capital Z next to a u, or maybe it’s a v or a w…

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 24, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try it 5 times, I bet you only get 2 out of 5 at regular screen size.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 24, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are spambot

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read about it in Wiki, you may be right. Super…

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 24, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

2011 Lineup:
CF: Torres
SS: Drew (Stephen Drew in a trade with the Diamondbacks)2B: Sanchez
C: Posey
RF: Huff
1B: Belt
3B: Sandoval
LF: Neal
2B: Sanchez
P: Lincecum/Zito/Cain/Sanchez/Bumgarner

With Cody Ross as a utility outfielder.

How does that sound in 2011?

by ryanstrtddafire99 on Aug 24, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice trick!

You traded 2B Sanchez and still have him in your lineup. Awesome.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosterbating in August? What are we the fuckin Cubs?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 25, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Kemp just hit a homer off the scoreboard in Brewers Land

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm excited to say

I don’t give a shit about the dodgers because they’re fucking awful and I don’t care about them because they’re so bad.

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 24, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He forgot to mention the poor W-L record.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Everyone was pretty dumb then, since the Padres have been in first place since mid-April, except for a couple days in June.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

are they still in the league?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard they moved to Montreal.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I bet he passively ran the bases.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got picked off of first.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 24, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

has anyone here ever hit up their connections to find their friend a job?

I’m doing it for the first time and it feels weird and awkward.

also, TWSS

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DANGER, OLDJACKET ROBINSON!

Be sure about this guy before recommending him for a position at your current place of employment. He fucks up, it is your ass.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m super sure of him, and it’s not my current place of employment. It just feels weird to becaause at these places this dude would be coming in as a reference from a reference.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

As someone who has seen many a secretary come and go (usually fired), I can say that I would prefer to obtain employees based on a referral from a friend or acquaintance rather than Craig’s list.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
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by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I agree. These are pretty technical jobs and I wonder how much weight “Yeah, the manager’s friend said this guy was solid hire” carries.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure, but I guess it’s up to them to determine the amount of weight to give your recommendation. They probably have a practice one way or the other.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ben WIlshire is the new Dreamy Dan.

by kdl on Aug 24, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do they do that makes them so fireable?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess: root for the Dodgers.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s more of a capital punishment offense.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did it for my mom, and that wasn’t too bad.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it felt weird and awkward?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, really?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that would really depend on rotoreuter’s mother.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me, can you hit up your connections to find me a job?

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by groug on Aug 24, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

here, put this on.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's so demeaning!

Could…could it be more demeaning?

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by groug on Aug 24, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and this

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting ready to apply for a job and I hate trying to find references. I’ve got some great ones, but I still work with most of them at my current job and that makes me a little ehhhh about it.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that does suck. It’s like “I’ve got these references, but I’d prefer that you didn’t call them”

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by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t call them unless you’re going to offer me the job!

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by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

most employers are willing to wait until you’ve pretty much got the job to call your current business.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good to know. I don’t think anyone could hold it against me but you know how offices can be.

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by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still wouldn’t chance it. People can be really stupid.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s my worry. I don’t think these people would be, but you never know unfortunately.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How important is it for you to work for stupid people?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the stupid person could be some HR person, and not someone he directly answers to.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s really no work without it.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insert joke about the government.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

How important is it for me to feed myself and pay the mortgage.

Very!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't hand them out right away

“references available on request”

i suppose it depends on the industry… i think in education reference letters are supposed to go with the initial application.

references are overrated and dumb anyway. why would someone list a negative reference? and anyone with brains will say “worked here x to y and earned z salary”.

by JCLoophole on Aug 25, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was in the midst of considering that! Don’t think I know anyone who fits the bill, though.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies losing
Cards/Pirates tied
Dodgers and Lolorado winning

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, no offense or anything

But I am not exactly a fan of the Cards.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here, let me try this again

It is almost regrettable that beating the Reds helps the Cards in any way, shape or form.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, get a brain, moran.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I much rather have the Reds take the Central...

The Cards have a good chance of dominating a series with Wainwright, Haliday, and Garcia.

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

A. You mean Halladay, not Haliday
B. You mean Carpenter, not Halladay

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 24, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only need

1) Giants stomping the Reds again
2) Dodgers’ bullpen blows up again

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Speaking of stupid offices....

There’s staple remover in the copy room that I take weird pleasure in using. Extremely effective. So I’m using it on a document, and this lady who works in the same building walks in to do something or other. I make a funny face and say, “Is it wrong of me to love this staple remover as much as I do?” Her expression blank, she replies, “No, you go right ahead.” Then walks out of the room.

I’ve never had a jokey comment fall so hideously flat (in person, anyway – happens to me on here all the time). Really takes the air out of one’s sails. Now I know how all the plebes feel.

I mention this because you care.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool story, Hansel.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Broseph.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would really love to hear her version of this story.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also curious. Maybe she has an extremely dry sense of humor. Or thinks I’m a creep. Either way, it’d be good to know.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time try it while wearing pants.

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by bgunn on Aug 25, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, I went into the copy room today

and the office spaz was in there making ‘o’ faces as they tried to remove a staple from a piece of paper. I rolled my eys at them, and they actually talked to me, and said something stupid about a staple remover, lol!! God I hate my job

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

I like how we am plural.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This story would be funnier if you replaced the staple remover with a zucchini.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there staples in the zucchini?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 24, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem solved!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Nationals
Shutting down Stephen Strasburg(notes) now could cost the Nationals later. If he doesn’t pitch again this season, Strasburg will finish with 123 1/3 innings, which means he’ll be under a tighter innings limit in 2011 than the team had anticipated.

Of course, having their phenom right-hander pitch again this season could cost the Nationals even more later.

Strasburg is headed back to the disabled list, but the Nationals twice now have avoided serious injury with their former No. 1 pick. A strained flexor tendon in his elbow should not require surgery. Enough rest and rehab and he could be good to go again.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AolNk8em9TUxTk9yLO1GUKA5nYcB?slug=tsn-166232

by calbearjd on Aug 24, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, not that much.

Fangraphs uses FIP WAR, iirc, and Jimenez has outperformed his a good bit.

by Voxx on Aug 24, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is?

Aren’t Torres and Huff Top 5, albeit from different sources?

Or is that UZR. I can never get all those statcronyms straight.

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Aug 24, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm aware of that

I just know I was reading a Posnanski blog the other day and he was referencing one of them, I can’t remember which.

/keeping cool by drinking beer for the past 2 hours is taking it’s toll.

Oh, the places I could have gone if my middle name was Yungo. I coulda been somebody.

by Swamp Thing on Aug 24, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just dropped a TWSS on a member of Xanthan's family that I have never spoken with previously

The possibilities of social networking via the internet are wonderous to behold.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

… zucchini?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The computer has a bean as a family member?

This is incredible. How that connection happened is the seed of a great story.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, those two? They’re two peas in a pod?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might have been funnier without the extra question mark.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, how's your cousin Pinto?

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

if any of you were real, I might be offended that you have not yet added me to your facebook.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one knows your name. Unless it is actually Alex Lewis.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a clever twist.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 24, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note the title of the thread.

Many comments here about what is happening right now seem to be missing the fact that in a week the roster will be much expanded, so carrying a multiplicity of outfielders means nothing save for this next week. The team has “solved” the problem by running short in the bullpen, which is probably unwise, but clearly they just want to break the tape on September 1 and then be able to use the panoply of OFs as they see fit.

Looking ahead, it is impossible to say what Ross’s role will be because there are too many open questions about re-signings (not to speak of Belt’s possible arrival, or even Neal’s later on). But if the organization re-ups Burrell, things are clearer.

An ideal OF has four everyday players used in a rotation that gets each about 3/4 play time (give or take a day a week), with a fifth guy as emergency backup lest two guys go down in the same game or it strings out to 17 innings. Assuming Burrell, two of those are set: Burrell and Torres. I would not be unhappy were Ross and Schierholtz the other two: I still think that given steady, regular play time, Schierholtz can deliver creditable offense. The fifth guy could be Rowand, because the Giants never have understood and never will understand “sunk costs”; that would be harmless, unless they keep Bochy, who believes that Rowand is still something better than an emergency fill-in.

Any of these configurations, in the field and at the plate, would sit well with me:

Burrell – Torres – Schierholtz
Burrell – Torres – Ross
Burrell – Ross – Schierholtz
Ross – Torres – Schierholtz

Guillen can and will be kept for the rest of this season; that is harmless and probably beneficial if he is restricted to use as a pinch hitter. If, as we all hope, the Giants go on to the Big Show, he might make a good DH.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 24, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That is correct, Hooters

No one knew rosters would expand on September 1st until you said something.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sarcasm . . .

. . . as a wise man once remarked, is a blunt club: it may occasionally raise bruises, but never cuts or pierces.

Many a post on this thread seemed written oblivious of that fact. I don’t suppose anyone was or is ignorant of it, but people often manage to think right past things they actually know. If not, there would be zero drunk driving.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 24, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see what on this thread was oblivious of that?

Most of the comments (baseball-related) are about either how bad the 2008 lineup was or how bad and useless Jose Guillen is.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 24, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer guys tie it up.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

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