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Post-game thread: Giants lose taut, exciting game

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But they can come back.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 22, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

No they can’t!
I’m going to lock the airport!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game went about as poorly as it possibly could have.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GUESS WHAT MIKE KRUKOW IS GOING TO SAY ABOUT THIS GAME TIME!

“Garcia was just on today. Sometimes you run into a good pitcher and he beats you. You know what they call that? Baseball.”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 22, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this lineup beat Cole Hamels! How could it fail?!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 22, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey happened against Hamels

Rowand and Whitesdie in the same lineup is asking for trouble. Rowand when he was a regular was the worst offensive outfielder in the league. Period. Whiteside is not a major league hitter. Period. Add Zito and that is three sure outs.

But today was more about approach then anything else. Garcia is not a stike out pitcher. He changes speeds, throws his sinker hits spots etc. If you are impatient against a guy like that, this is what you get.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when the pitchers just sit around talking about the offense. It HAS to be frustrating when you are working on a hot day and they don’t give you any time in the dugout to cool down.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 22, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamels was sick of getting Cained so he Cained himself.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Aug 22, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So there might be a reliable, affordable place in Vallejo to fix the TV , which is perfect. But they aren’t open on weekends so I can’t get an estimate until tomorrow.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/moves to the edge of his seat

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 22, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll provide an update tomorrow. That’s as far as I’m getting today. Stupid technology. Also: Stupid Geek Squad. Seriously, fuck those guys.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I knew more than the Geek Squad guys when I worked at Best Buy.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you didn’t work in the Geek Squad?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overqualified.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I kept reading Natto’s comment wrong, and replied based on that. But it all worked out in the end.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always nice when it works out in the end.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t want to deal with the kind of people who would want Geek Squad.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The customers don’t really have a choice. They sent out Geek Squad to install/troubleshoot our refrigerator.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, what’s with refrigerators? When I was a kid you just plugged the things in…

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They wouldn’t let us do that ourselves. And we had a whole lot of issues with our fridge. It took us about six months from date of purchase to finally have everything settled.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a refrigerator?
The thing the cat likes to swat all her toys under?
That big rectangular thing that sits in the kitchen and keeps things cold?
We talking about the same thing here?

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.
I had no idea that Brian Sabean worked part time for Best Buy

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They kept delivering either the wrong fridge, or damaged ones.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it definitely sounds like a deadline deal brokered by Sabean.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did your fridge have flapping tendons?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The little plastic guard thing on the bottom was a bit flappy, now that you mention it.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Aug 23, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who better than the Geek Squad to sync the fridge up with your wireless home network (not to mention install the iPod docking station)..

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 22, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realy was expecting a Charles Barkley joke reference in here some where.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Aug 23, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were going to charge me

like $80 just to LOOK at my computer and not even them but to send it in and then if I decided to have them fix it, they would use that $80 as credit and if not they keep the money just to look at it.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 22, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they told me they’d come LOOK at the TV for $150 plus tax. Sure thing, chief.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they didn’t even tell me they’d apply that money toward the repair. Just that they’d give me a new estimate after the diagnostic. Laaaaame.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god how stupid

Yeah my motherboard fried so for a laptop, no way it was worth trying to fix it so I just bought a new laptop.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 22, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

my life update

just ordered my academic year parking permit and enrolled in most of my classes (for some reason one of them isn’t working correctly.)

about to order some books from amazon. I’ll let you all know how it goes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried that I won’t be able to get my parking permit because the DMV is about as fuck-those-guys-able as Geek Squad.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a bit concerned that it didn’t ask me WHICH residential parking permit I was supposed to get, but I imagine it will all work out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, how hard is it to cash a check, use a printer, slap a fucking on that, and post it? It’s been over a month since I requested the replacement vehicle reg card!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops… slap a fucking STAMP on that….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

SLAP A FUCKING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, the DMV is the worst.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping the person at Public Safety and Transportation is just like “Whatever, here’s your permit.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to go turn in 2 forms and pay 10 dollars to get proof of something and i spent an hour and a half waiting. TO HAND SOMEONE 2 FORMS AND GIVE HIM 10 DOLLARS IN CASH

by JonDowd on Aug 22, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

same situation here

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is the Ca DMV we are talking about here.

One year I had an on going hassle (war) about spelling my last name correctly, my mailing address and DOB. At the time I was working graveyard shift so it was not unheard of to have the boys in blue ask for I.D. 12 times later I settled for the correct name and address. Long story short I would be a burr under their saddle because some people just don’t not understand subtlety; let alone manners.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Aug 23, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

update

the books have been ordered.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is already more action than the Giants game.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you explore Chegg at all?

Cause not that I’m an expert on this by any means, but I think those might be cheaper.

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, these are all books I should probably own.

Also I have free 2 day shipping on Amazon.

Further update: I have cleaned my room and now it looks quite nice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I cleaned my room last week and it also looks quite nice. I like to watch DVDs while I clean, so it gave me a good chance to watch some Buffy. It had been a long time.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really satisfying to have a nice, clean room.

Further update: I went for a walk to the store and came back and organized a binder for the year, with dividers for each class I’m teaching/assisting in and other assorted dividers. I am going to be ORGANIZED this year (we’ll see how long that lasts.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And with that, I finished my whole to-do list for the day, so now I can fuck around and eat dinner and watch TV.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL I’m doing as little as possible this year, if I’m off the clock I’m not working!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

More life update:

I started playing SS again the other day. I’m still not taking the trip up victory road, but I’m doing my best to catch Raikou/Entei (which is a little frustrating without mean look or something similar).

I’ve also been making some solid progress in Mega Man 9, which is a brutally hard game. And my gf is playing Bayonetta as I type this.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you said SS

I thought you were going to play for the Giants.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t hit a fastball and my defense is suspect, but I would absolutely love to make 350k this year.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is your name

Edgar Renteria? Outside the 350 K part?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for Dragon Quest IX to come in the mail.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played Dragon Quest IV on the DS and it was really fun. I’d probably dig IX if I got it. It’s definitely going on the Christmas list.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have DQ8 from when I went on a PS2 RPG shopping spree but haven’t gotten around to playing it yet. I really should finish more games before I buy new ones.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have a ton of unfinished/unstarted games. One day I will definitely hopefully get around to them.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m about a third of the way through DQ8. Fun game, but repetitive.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I will probably never finish it.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I thought that game was painfully dull. I only gave it around 5 hours, but I couldn’t bring myself to go any further

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." -Zinedine Zidane
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 22, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember loving it, but I beat it when it first came out so I don’t remember a ton.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 22, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been playing Shining Force II on a Genesis emulator. It’s fun.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played that about a year ago. I wish there were more games like it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 22, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played that game on an emulator in college.

I would hook my laptop up to the tv in the front room of the suite and I beat the final boss that way while tours were being conducted in our room.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried organizing as a student and it lasted less than a week.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

it’ll be the same for jponry in a couple of weeks, but I admire her attempt.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

my life update

WILL SCHOOL JUST START ALREADY?!?

..haven’t said that in years…

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine never ends. I have a midterm on Tuesday.

Or were you talking about wanting your kids’ school to start?

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m going to be a college freshman.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right on. College is good times. Where are you going?

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

UCLA. I'm getting pretty excited!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from the LA part, I would be too.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah. I still hate LA in general. I don’t think that will ever change.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the town where I’m getting my PhD. It’s great fun!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may have to move there after I’m done with college (motion graphics). Not looking forward to that. I’m trying to either stay in the Bay Area, or go to NYC.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I’d much rather end up in the Bay Area.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

UCLA’s on the quarter system, right? So you probably don’t start for a while.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Some of my friends are starting to leave already, but I don’t move in until September 17.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m starting tomorrow. The plus side is that we’re done with fall by the start of December, and the spring semester ends at the end of April/beginning of March.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

but on the other downside

I’m going to have to teach and take classes in the summer anyway. Oh well!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing I like about our system is that the quarters end right before all the major breaks. But I’m a little worried about the speed of it all.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quarters are awesome. Semesters are too long. The school I’m at now is even faster-paced than a quarter (five-week terms), it’s real nice.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man. I would HATE that.

Different strokes, I guess.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, one of my favorite classes as an undergrad was a year-long class.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m nearing 33 and want to get on with my career. That’s part of why I chose this college.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quarter system would drive me nuts too. I’m already busy as shit, so if I was all OMG FIVE WEEKS DO EVERYTHING my head would just explode.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 22, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a lot more on your plate than I do. I’m lucky enough to not have to work while I’m in school.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

truth

I am annoyed by how long it’s taking me to get through school but I wouldn’t change the way I’m doing things.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 22, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be. I went back to school in 2003, originally. I’m still not done, and won’t be until October 2011. I spent six years at a JC.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six years at a JC!

Me too! I worked full time and went to school part time. I also fucked around for the first two years there and didn’t take it seriously. I learned the hard way.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 22, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went full time almost the whole time! ha

I would have gotten out of there earlier, but I had such a hard time with Algebra I. I was trying to transfer to Sac State (and eventually did before transferring out of there), and I needed to take three math courses. Algebra I held me up for a year and a half. I kept trying to take it as an online class, and those just don’t work for me (procrastinator).

Also, I fucked around.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Math was a bitch and a half for me too. I took Algebra II online and passed, somehow. I then took Business Stats online, and that was enough to get me into San Jose State. I also changed my major a few times before I got to SJSU and that made things a bit difficult as well.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 22, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, once I took math seriously, I busted through it pretty quickly. I still hate it, however. I’m more of an English/history person. Which is weird, because I hear that it’s usually artists and musicians that like math/science and hate English/history.

A big issue for me was coming to grips with the fact that if I wanted a Bachelor’s degree, I was going to need student loans. I was deathly afraid of the debt, now I’m meh. I also kept changing my mind on where I would transfer.

The counselors at my school were more of a detriment than anything. They probably added two years to my stay with inaccurate information/course planning.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid of the debt thing too, but I’m way better off with an education than without. I was sick bouncing around boring office jobs that took me nowhere.

Counselors suck pretty much across the board. I can’t tell you how many times the counseling people here screwed me on prerequisite classes, and I’ve only been here one year.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 22, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, like with most things in life, you have to be your own advocate.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late to this

but the quarters aren’t so bad.

Most classes are still spread out the same. For instance, basic Calculus at semester system is 1 year. In a quarter system, it’s one year.

I’d say that the stated hours needed for a class worked out pretty well (2 out of class hours for every unit in class) except for computer science.

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by DrStankus on Aug 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah. That would be insane.

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When you are used to quarters…semesters drag on FOR-freaking-EVER!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, dangit

I’m going from quarters to semesters

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Semester is awesome.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I imagine it depends on the class, though.

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a new bruin!

i’m a third year there

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by rain.TheMist. on Aug 22, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

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by goGSW24 on Aug 23, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want school to start!!!!
No, No, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha sorry Merope.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a children’s book about the first day of school… Shows what you assume to be a mom trying to get her kid out of bed to go to school. It’s a new year, a new school, think of all the new friends you will make… etc etc… but the person does not want to go to school, if I recall correctly all you see is a lump under the covers on the bed.
On the last page the mom character says “But George you HAVE to go to school!!! You’re the Principal!!!” and the mom type person is actually his wife.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha awesome

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by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

School starts on Wednesday for me. I have a marching band rehearsal Monday however. I’m kinda glad we’re not going to Alabama to watch the football team get disemboweled, because if we were going we’d have to get our first show together hella fast.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 22, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are you going?

(I might have already asked you this)

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by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal Poly

My 2nd year. You?

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NIce. I have a couple friends going to CP.

First year UCLA, myself.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I wanted to go there but didn’t get in.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too pretty much

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by CB30 on Aug 22, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really didn’t know much about SLO really. I applied on the last day and decided to accept at the last minute. Worked out pretty well.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved your trolling on extra baggs, great stuff

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by TexasRanger on Aug 23, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

cola or lemon-lime flavored?

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

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by CB30 on Aug 22, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

75 pitches through 8

I don’t think he even broke a sweat.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad game, bad trade news, bad results around the league, but good…uh…good weather?

by Seasick fish on Aug 22, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

for today anyway

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

cody ross

picked up on waivers

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by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 22, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wavers bye bye to Nate

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Rowand…

/optimistic

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by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

delirious I think is the word you were looking for.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it would make me party like it is 1999!

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by daveinexile on Aug 23, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Favre plays tonight!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 22, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Bears fan, and am supposed to hate him, but he has always been my favorite.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pitch counts.

Garcia had a 6 pitch inning, two 8 pitch innings and two 9 pitch innings.

He went over half the game throwing less than 10 pitches per inning.

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad I didn’t watch that one. Who’d have thought we wouldn’t score runs with Rowand and Sanchez at the top of the order? And seriously, three baserunners and two GIDPs? Thanks, Guillen.

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by neurofarm on Aug 22, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Where the fuck is Cody Ross going to play?

Catcher?

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by 49er16 on Aug 22, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they DL Guillen?

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

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by 49er16 on Aug 22, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

C: Posey
1B: Huff
2B: Rowand
SS: Torres
3B: Schierholtz
RF: Guillen
CF: Ross
L: Burrell

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nate at 3B

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by sanfrankid on Aug 22, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! I just noticed that

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by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLTORRES at SS

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 22, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta keep Whitey fresh.

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by groug on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I noticed that Ross had thrown 1 shutout inning

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be the 4th outfielder

All this means is no more Rowand and Shierholtz. Maybe he plays instead of Guillen, which is fine by me. They didn’t give up anything for him did they???

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still need to make room on the 25/40 man rosters….

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs fans hate the guy . He really killed them, and so did Freddy Sanchez, as a Pirat.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone has to be kicked off the roster.

And the Giants are only paying his salary. It was a pure waiver dump by the Marlins

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will DL someone, as the rosters expand on Sept. 1

by GrooveGiant on Aug 22, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

CF

We’re going to continue to downgrade the OF defense until we start winning.

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by neurofarm on Aug 22, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey Aaron, doesn’t your ankle really hurt right now?”

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks around for crowbar

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SLAP A FUCKING

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW

Couldn’t be happier that I went outside instead of watching the rest of this game.

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by 49er16 on Aug 22, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I'm off to get school supplies.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 22, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I’ll go take a shower, wash the reek of this game outta the air.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great idea

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by 49er16 on Aug 22, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got back from getting school supplies, aka Top Ramen.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross

Should start everyday in right.

Jose Guillen should not be on our baseball team. I like Ross quite a bit…but can you imagine Sabean rubbing his hands together and laughing an evil laugh…thinking how he got 90 RBI’s for NOTHING??? MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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by The_Beard on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Agree that he plays over Guillen

Ross is a decent outfielder. He has 9 steals in 10 tries so he can run a tad. He’s an upgrade over Guillen, Rowand and defensively Burrell. But its another yawner when you get down to it.

San Diego has beaten the Giants every way possible this year. Including deadline deals. Tejada and Ludwick were big upgrades over what they had. And they are helping the Pads.

I still would like to know if the Giants made a play for Ludwick.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all those double plays he ran into,

Guillen is really starting to look like a Giant

goes into a corner and cries

by Andrew Yang on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate is gone

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by CB30 on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's what I expect to happen

Mota DFA, Giants keep 11 man pitching staff.

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by jctGamer on Aug 22, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how they can do that the way the starters are performing. Normally I wouldn’t mind with only a couple weeks til the rosters expand, but after the last few weeks I think it would be a bad move

by m34josh on Aug 22, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm heading to Taiwan in 10 hours

When I come back the Giants better have decided whether they are a contender or not.

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by jctGamer on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Safe travels!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by jctGamer on Aug 22, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Planning on it!

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by jctGamer on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, I’m salivating here just thinking about night market food again.

by speckops on Aug 22, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to look them up… sounds pretty great.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

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by jctGamer on Aug 22, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Canadian Vlogger(sp?) that lives in Taiwan has some Interesting videos. He puts on a helmet cam and rides around the country.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 22, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANNA GO THERE I WANNA GO

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safe travels

This reminds me, for some reason my parents agreed to house a foreign exchange student. She’s a teenager from South Korea.

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by 49er16 on Aug 22, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They all look like this

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by jctGamer on Aug 22, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not this girl

She’s only 16.

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by 49er16 on Aug 22, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kang Jiyoung is 16, so there is hope still for you!

I’ll let you guess which one is her.

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by jctGamer on Aug 22, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on which state you’re in.

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You both get a rec…and I’ll take it back if you turn out to be one person with two accounts.

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by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yarr! Visiting some Memory makers that shall remain anonymous!

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by jctGamer on Aug 22, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safe flight

what airline?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 22, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your hart you already know the answer to that.

And it is not the answer you seek.

On the pluss side happy and safe travells to you!

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by daveinexile on Aug 23, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, if we find some way to combine Guillen’s arm with Ross’s range and Burrell’s pimpmanship, with all their bats, we will have 1 really good player!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s pretty awesome.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, that sucked.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm
extrabaggs
  
Bochy no comment on Ross, says transaction still pending.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Just like botchy a day late and several IQ points short…

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still need to figure out a roster move.

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Seems most likely it’ll be a phantom injury to the DL….

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they going to figure out what to do at shortstop?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Bocock available these days?

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Brad Hawpe is still out there.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well - they haven't figured it out over 120 games

why change now? The Giants, a team that supposedly relies on pitching, have gone through the season with an incredibly weak left side infield defense. At some point, you would have thought they would address the need for a SS that can pick it. Guess again.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They addressed it by making the outfield defense worse. For balance.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm wondering

Who is going to be our SS next year. Crawford? But who knows with his injury.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 22, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, sorry can’t start at SS in the majors…. …because… he’s never started at SS in the majors…

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

The Bocock paradox

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by CB30 on Aug 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rules don’t apply to Bocock.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously

He won’t start in the majors because he isn’t good enough.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 22, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once he's on the team

He’s a great ballplayer and a good teammate. He has some pop and can play all OF positions.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Henry Schulman hankschulman
  
Bochy would not discuss Ross. Waiver claim is not official, so he can’t. But I get the sense management isn’t sure yet who’s going to go. 2 minutes ago via Echofon

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The oldness is that secret spice that really kicks the flavor of the losing stew up a notch.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross

Perfect Giants. 100 strikeouts. .315 OBP. One positive – he has more speed than the other right handed hitting outfielders.

If it means we never see Rowand again, its a great move. Just because I don’t have to see Rowand again. But that won’t happen.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one was more like a swift bullet to the temple

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by CB30 on Aug 22, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except really drawn out. And not to the temple. Like, to your knuckles or something. You will survive, but, damn.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the scavenger’s daughter looks like a coat rack.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's that thing in the lower right corner?

The groug?

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 22, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having read my posts, you can confirm that it is torture.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Chicago, torture is watching a Cubs game.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iron Maiden

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I even see you go Jose’s footwear on that poster!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Aug 23, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...

If the Giants again fail to make the playoffs, that’ll be seven straight years of missing the postseason. That’ll tie 1990-1996 as the longest postseason-less streak for the team in the past quarter century, give or take. Fun!

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Still a ways to go ...

to catch the ‘71 to ’87 futility. But if they keep this Front Office, I’m confident they can get there.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, in those days it was a lot easier to miss the playoffs, so in a way this stretch is even more impressive, though shorter.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, if you figure in the quality of the pitching the degree of difficulty goes up.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I think it was! There are four more teams in the NL now than there were in 1987, but also two more playoff spots. I’m not good enough at math to figure out how that balances out, and I don’t remember when the last expansion was before the Rockies and Marlins in 1994. Whenever it was, it was before my time…

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just go back to '93

102 wins and no playoffs. I am STILL bitter about the Pads trading McGriff to ATL for nothing.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty's finest.

with a little help from Barry. What a fun team that was to watch. I still love Rod Beck for giving his arm to that effort.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn’t help that all Quinn was able to trade for was Jim Deshaies and Scott Sanderson, either.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but my guess is his hands were tied money wise. Man what I wouldn’t give to have a Roger Craig at the helm. Still my all time favorite Giants manager. With Dusty a close second.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably, but also, Quinn was a pretty shitty GM. Maybe worse than Sabean.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely worse than Sabean.

Best GM in my years watching the Giants is probably Al Rosen.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Rosen was awesome. He was the last Giants GM who knew how to develop hitters not named Buster Posey.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell of a hitter

Rosen was a damn good ballplayer.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a darn good off season topic. With all the money issues before the Phone booth at May’s Field it would silly to lean just directly on W-L’s.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 61%

Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.

by daveinexile on Aug 23, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

errr

Marlins and Rockies were 1993, not 1994. Oops.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So why did the Marlins even put Ross on waivers?

They have Morrison and Stanton who both should be playing, but I don’t think either of them can play center. Do they have another prospect Ross is blocking? Am I missing something? Emilio Bonifacio?

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they wanted to trade him?

Once he got claimed, they just figured “Well, at least we don’t have to pay his salary!”

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by groug on Aug 22, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. I’m confused about this whole waiver situation. So, the Marlins place Ross on waivers, and if someone claims him, that team has to pay his salary. But, if no one claims him, then what?

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If someone claims him, the team can either trade him or just pull him back. If no one claims him, nothing happens. Lots of players get put on waivers, but you don’t hear about most of them unless a deal is going down or it’s a big name player.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So there is really no downside to putting a player on waivers, except maybe player morale? That seems kind of unnecessary.

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. Maybin. So I guess they think he’s ready to start? He only OPS’d .686 in 50 games this year. I guess its just a test run, and if it doesn’t work they will sign someone this off season. I’m pretty sure he had the starting job on opening day though and lost it.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what Florida does

they have a constant stream of young players and they throw them into the fire. Its meant a lot of bad seasons – mixed in with a WS or two.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They actually had a pretty big payroll for their first WS.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had forgotten that

but they were primarily home grown talent – right????

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Moises Alou, Bobby Bonilla, Kevin Brown, Gary Sheffield….

The Marlins really became the Marlins AFTER that season, when they had their first fire sale (which netted us a free Robb Nen!).

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonilla, Sheffield, Brown, etc. weren’t homegrown. Wayne Huizenga (wow, spelled it right on the first try) brought in a bunch of free agents, won, then had a firesale.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

random

I remember listening to KNBR after the Giants signed Osvaldo Fernandez in 1996. One of the hosts – I don’t remember who – was going on about how he wasn’t sure it was a good move, but he liked it anyway, because the Giants were spending money on Fernandez, who might be good, and not Kevin Brown (who the Marlins had just given a big contract), who we already KNOW sucks.

FAIL.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Brown

is on my all time top 10 hated opponents list. man was he tough for a couple years.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched the next-to-last game at Candlestick. I was there, and the Giants shelled him. It was actually the first time they EVER beat Brown. He was ridiculous.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

95 MPH sinkers

do not come around very often.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game too, with some tears for the 'stick.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Saw Brown pitch a no-hitter vs. the Giants at Candlestick in 1997. The only base runner the Giants had was a Marvin Benard HBP (on the foot).

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are the Marlins

And they have Cameron Maybin I guess

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by CB30 on Aug 22, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Some kid named Cameron Maybin

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybin?

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybin

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 22, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they are dumping salary, and want to use AAA players, like the Cubs are doing.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just remind you all of something?

WE’RE IN THIS THING!!!

/facepalm

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Aug 22, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...

Thanks for putting up with my Cardinal-ness for a few days, guys. I’m back to being purely a Giants fan (with maybe the occasional gripe about those fucking Reds) on this site, now. I wish the Giants the best of luck the rest of the season, especially against the Reds. Sweep the Reds, hope the Padres falter a bit with their slightly more difficult schedule, and then take them to task head to head.

In theory.

Anyways, don’t get too down about things. Bumgardner was superb, Lincecum showed some signs of being Lincecum, and…okay, Zito got rocked. That’s an occupational hazard of being Barry Zito. He’ll bounce back. Sure, the Giants are starting Sir Clanksalot in Right (and Left) field, but at least there’s usually an excellent defender in between them, right? Just praise be to Torres.

When he isn’t sitting so Aaron Rowand doesn’t get butthurt.

Hopefully we see a lineup something like this trotted out against the Reds:

Torres CF
Posey C
Burrell LF
Huff 1B
Sandoval 3B
Uribe SS
Ross RF
Sanchez P
Grant 2B

That’s a fairly respectable lineup, offensively and defensively. Or at least probably the best the Giants can put on the field at the moment. So, there’s that.

There’s reason for optimism going forwards.

As long as those reasons are in the lineup.

But, as I was saying. Optimism. Reds coming to town. With Dusty Baker and his chronically overworked young arms. Trot out the aforementioned lineup a few times, and watch with glee as crooked numbers appear on the scoreboard.

Season isn’t over, despite a pretty inept showing the last two games by the offense. (Garcia really was incredible though). We’re (You’re) In This Thing!

(with maybe a tiny bit of sarcasm)

Thanks again for putting up with me, and go Giants! (now that they aren’t playing the Cards).

by Voxx on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Tony LaRussa lineup

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why does only one team do it?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 22, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tradition. Duh. See: usage of closers.

by speckops on Aug 22, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ “Now that they aren’t playing the Cards.”

You’re now the designated Cardinals fan. Sorry!

by zuma420 on Aug 22, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is that 99% of baseball fans don’t know that it’s better, and that baseball is a game that is largely influenced by the perception of failure. If a manager does it and it looks like it costs the team a run even once, he’ll get his ass handed to him on a plate.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimism. Reds coming to town. With Dusty Baker and his chronically overworked young arms.

The Reds have won 7 of their last 8 games, and were winning again today last I checked. Not sure why this is a reason for optimism.

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by jcb9 on Aug 22, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They miss Cueto and Arroyo

so at least they get some help there.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLa Russa'd

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

L-o-l-a Lola…

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And thanks for showing up!

Sorry you couldn’t meet bondslegend.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a Cards and sort of Giants fan?

by JetSam on Aug 22, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’ve always been a Cards fan, but family are Giants fans, and I enjoy watching/following the Giants in the evening after the Cards game is over. It’s a fun community here, in particular.

I know it’s…unusual to be a fan of two teams, especially the same league, but I’ve made it work. Sort of. I’m just hoping that the Reds (or Padres) falter bad, so both teams don’t need the wild card to make playoffs.

by Voxx on Aug 22, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because then you’ll turn on us in a heartbeat.

by zuma420 on Aug 22, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little middle infielder the Giants recently picked up. If you squint and are hungover, he kinda looks like our peerless leader, a guy named Grant . . . not that I’ve ever met him. I suspect he’s some kind of rhetorical cyborg, but to get us all to go along they had to make him look like something, and that’s what they chose. You just have to believe they know what they’re doing.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were a whole lot younger and had any musical talent whatsoever,

I’d start a band and name it “The Rhetorical Cyborgs featuring Gallo Del Cielo”.

THAT would be a bjillion hit band.

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- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I need to fold some clothes. And eat something.
Hope we can put this behind us and try to have a good day.

Good luck you school types

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA scott

lol

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Aug 22, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Only one other outfielder has worse numbers

The only outfielder with 300 abs and a worse BA OBP and OPS is Jeff Franceour. Maybe Sabean can get him.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was hilarious that he demanded to be traded after they decided to platoon him.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S THE GM AND EVERYONE HERE ISN'T?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was out looking at a kitten we might adopt

Seems like that was a much better way to spend my day than watching the game.

And also, what’s wrong with howie’s TV? The suspense is killing me!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 22, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the chance to vent.

Gong tomorrow nite. Lets hope things get better. FAST.

by lexluth7 on Aug 22, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That much noise might distract the players

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 22, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand would have been gonged a long time ago.

by kaliber on Aug 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe tomorrow night is one of those Asian heritage night thingies they like to do.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you play the numbers game

Cody Ross wears number 12, Juggernate wears 12

Bye Bye Juggernate! :(

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 22, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 22, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

nate is gone

new job- driving his brother around Danville
this team makes me sick

by notinmylifetime on Aug 22, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, wait, wait. Maybe this is crazy and has already been written (tried to find it in this thread), but don’t you put Whiteside on waivers (assuming he has no more options) and go with Posey catching 6/7 days (Giants have an off-day on Thursday) and then use Ross and Sandoval as your backups, bring Whiteside back when the rosters expand? Sure, it’d be way better if Rowand was obliterated from existence (playing-wise), but isn’t Whiteside the most fungible piece at this point?

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude catches no-hitters.

by Greg! on Aug 22, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve done the no backup catcher on the roster thing before… and it is what 9 days, with an off day ‘till the 1st. In weird Braszland that’s a move that might seem logical.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why just “playing-wise” ?

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh…

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could go to the Pads…

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by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t know what value Aaron Rowand provides that can’t be duplicated by a younger guy.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He provides the rare and valuable RITs. No other player on the team provides his level of running into things. He’s priceless.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We joke about it all the time, and sadly, it must be the gamerosity.

Two more years.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey catching 6/7 days (Giants have an off-day on Thursday) and then use Ross and Sandoval as your backups

I hope you know we got Cody Ross, not David Ross. he’s never played an inning of catcher in the majors or minors.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not this Ross?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my first happy zito day images

Photobucket
notice the loli

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Gary Brown: .438 2010

by operation carrot on Aug 22, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I imagine those two girls are actually in the room there modeling…and are really that scared (scarred?)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know now.

And definitely made the mistake of cross-Rossing.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never cross the Rosses

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewww

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol old and fat
lol young and fat
lol fat and slow
lol range
lol fat

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

family reunion?

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Range FTW.

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by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playoffs!?? Playoffs??!!

"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis

by orange and black on Aug 22, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, for teams that wear red and blue and real white and uniforms of colors other than orange and black

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can take a loss..but the way the Giants lost this weekend was pathetic.

"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis

by orange and black on Aug 22, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants played this weekend?

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is. It happened.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if you could call it playing. They stood on the field and moved around a bit.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some didn't even move.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pablo

Some couldn’t even move.

LOL Uribe

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

She said that?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 23, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ATTEMPTED to play. Not quite the same thing.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Marlins post-game threads are Fish-wrap. Ours should be Post-torture or something even wittier (as if).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Do the people who announce for the Little League World Series get intervied at all before recieving the job?

One of the announcers yesterday said this:

That cannot be right. It cannot be 225 ft from homeplate to the fence in every area. Why is it curved then? CF has to be further then that. You and me (talking to the other announcer) should pace it out tonight.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

…wo

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and me (talking to the other announcer) should pace it out tonight.

1, 2, 3, uh, uh, shit, let’s go get a beer.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Interviewed*

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Why is it curved?"

REALLY!!!??!!?!?!?!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was dumbfounded.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just…..wow.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, they passed High School Geometry. Right?

Right?

by zuma420 on Aug 22, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 22, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude clearly has put a lot of thought into this travesty.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, back to NFL Network's Favre Watch 2010

“Kickoff is in 58 minutes, we have yet to see Favre on the field, we know he did arrive. Brad Childress did not want him playing at all tonight, but Favre said he would so he will play 1-2 series at the most”

God this shit pisses me off.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I can take watching him play today, even if it is vs. the 49ers.

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by MadBum on Aug 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it is Cajun Heritage Night.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, enough fun with the G’s. It’s happy hour @ the Nova, and therefore time for a mind-numbing amount of Don Julio. Fare thee well.

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by bgunn on Aug 22, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen grounded into 2 DP's right?

Gah, he’s awful. And Ross is an even worse hitter. Screw this.

Oh and…less than a day before school starts.

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by MadBum on Aug 22, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants have been extremely meh.

And I don’t have to worry about school starting because my schools been in since late July. Fuck.

We can at least beat the Diamondbacks, right? I’m going to see em next Friday.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ALEX SMITH

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL YOU

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by MadBum on Aug 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Patient Giants Hitters
• Jaime Garcia needed just 89 pitches to complete the shutout, throwing 65 for strikes. Garcia’s strike percentage was a season-high 73.0, far above his previous best of 68.7 percent and his season average of 62.4 percent.

• Garcia threw just two pitches on a three-ball count all game. He allowed three hits, but two were erased on double plays.

• Garcia kept the ball down, with 56 of his 89 pitches down in the zone or below. Eleven of his season-high 15 groundouts were induced on low pitches.

• When Garcia wasn’t getting groundballs, he was using his slider to put away Giants hitters. Garcia threw 14 sliders, 11 with two strikes. Five of Garcia’s six strikeouts were with the pitch. The Giants took 12 swings against Garcia’s slider, missing on five.

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by Kitspool on Aug 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

We are awful

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by MadBum on Aug 22, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to justify every overused GIDP or /swings at slider in dirt joke our fine community has to offer.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 22, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nads agreed with you while swinging at a pitch in the dirt.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This must be close to how Pads fans were feeling last year on Sanchez’s no hitter.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to make a joke before about how one way to avoid the GIDP is to simply not get on base, but nope! Still plenty of double plays to go around with just three base runners.

by Seasick fish on Aug 22, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol giants

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 22, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That Natto. Always a fucking kidder.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 22, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT Space Miner (Space Ore Bust)

So Good. Fun gameplay and snarky cheesy story line.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 22, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

woops.. missing info

iphone game.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 22, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres out smart Sabean again

and stick the Giants w/ Cody Ross.

LMFAO.

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 22, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hope there's a phantom DL move

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate’s been having shoulder issues all year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess his shoulder will have gotten worse tomorrow after today’s plane ride

by TBRMKane on Aug 22, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Nate say earlier that he never had any shoulder issues?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re more likely to find a phantom injury for him or Ishikawa.

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

They like to use him as the late inning pinch runner for our slow dudes.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is now half the team.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to mention that but didn’t want to beat the dead horse.

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Mikey isn’t in the lineup, he makes a good pinch runner, especially with lefties pitching.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we have Whiteside!

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

He has a .318 wOBA, which was worse than Guillen at the time we picked up. Don’t know his speed, and he plays only slightly above average D.

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by MadBum on Aug 22, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

His ZiPS is almost the same as Guillen’s and slightly above average is better than “holy shit that’s bad” defense.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

but still, he’s not really something special

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by MadBum on Aug 22, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

and not something we really should be acquiring. One of them is okay, but both? That's just not very smart

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by MadBum on Aug 22, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned in the GDT that I like it if that means Guillen is gone (although that probably won’t happen).

by Natto on Aug 22, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

He’s the 3rd best OF on the team now, and he should be starting RF over Guillen.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand

Has to be the obvious odd man out..

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres in a tough spot because TGjr out

Pick your offensive stat of choice and he will mightily suck. They put a sort of Eckstein clone out there today. I’m sort of shocked there is nobody in the system better. The guy who played CF yesterday and LF today has Eckstein’s arm strength.

If anything the Padres out smarted themselves by ending up in a box where they couldn’t sell off Gonzalez and that enormous closer. i pity the clubhouse attendant who has to spray on his pants every game.

What were you saying about Cody Ross, a decent CF?

by JetSam on Aug 22, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s time to watch a real team play.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The Minnesota Vikings?

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They used to be. Now there are in the NL North.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No trip to Woody’s place this year.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great

The Giants get to be embarrassed on national TV tomorrow. ESPN 2 picked the game up.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey – that post corroborates my theory about why Rowand is only played in center.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

URGE TO KILL.....RISING
If they hang on to Nate Schierholtz now, perhaps with a creative use of the disabled list, they can use him in a trade over the winter — or at least have all of next spring to evaluate him along with whatever other pieces they acquire before they’d have to make a cut-bait decision.

I hate the way this team operates.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH
Anyway, I asked Bruce Bochy about that today, and no surprise, he said it’s a matter of comfort. Torres can play anywhere. But all of Rowand’s 648.2 defensive innings have come in center field this season.

In fact, Rowand hasn’t played an inning in a corner spot since 2004 with the White Sox. That’s kind of stunning, actually.

But it was totally cool to shove Huff into the outfield. And put Guillen back out there.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he doesn’t get enough innings in CF he can’t hit leadoff

Thing A

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know why I read this shit, or why I still care, or why it makes my blood boil like I'd jumped out of my spacesuit on the moon, but this FO really annoys the living shit out of me.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just read that sentence and it should be shot immediately.

Sorry.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes perfect sense to me.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 23, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: 49ers

This has been a nice job by Alex Smith on this drive. The offensive line has been helping out, too.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Quiet You!!!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird to see the 49ers on NBC.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha-HA!!!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha Ha

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 22, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Fun" Fact

Pat Burrell was 2 for 3 vs. Garcia today. The rest of the Giants…1 for 25.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

And not all that fun.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 22, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun facts are usually not fun.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a fun fact in itself.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 22, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: Slides go both up and down, but are most commonly used for their downward capabilities.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get in trouble for letting my students climb up the slides. More muscle development climbing UP the slide than sliding down!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My kids hardly ever go down slides. Up is the way to go.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 22, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember it being against the rules when I was in elementary school.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a double slide, I let them climb up one side and down the other. Oh the HORRORS!!!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was in elementary school we had organized games of "Smear the Queer" and "Crack the Whip".

Both on the scrap heap of playground games.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

We weren’t even allowed to play Nation Ball (a dodge ball variant).

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Our older kids aren’t even allowed to play football. -Someone got injured once and the parents sued so that was the end of that.

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Note the quotes

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

D Train has arrived

Colorado Springs Bottom 3rd
    * Pitcher Change: Dontrelle Willis replaces Waldis Joaquin, batting 9th.
    * Chris Frey hit by pitch.
    * Cole Garner walks. Chris Frey to 2nd.
    * With Matt Miller batting, Chris Frey steals (7) 3rd base.
    * With Matt Miller batting, wild pitch by Dontrelle Willis, Chris Frey scores. Cole Garner to 2nd.
    * Matt Miller strikes out swinging.
    * Brad Eldred flies out to right fielder Joe Borchard. Cole Garner to 3rd.
    * Chris Nelson grounds out to first baseman Brett Pill.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 22, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The Master Plan is coming together...

September will be here before we know it. And then, victory!

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what you're telling me is...

His K/9 is 9?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 22, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't wait till he is put on the 40 man and brought up September 1st!

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone seen Scott Pilgrim vs. The World yet? Saw it today and it was pretty enjoyable.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 22, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YES I SAW THAT MOVIE

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed it a lot. Give me a second and I’ll find some discussion on it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good stuff, I missed that. I want to read the graphic novels now.

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by xanthan on Aug 22, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recommend them. The nice thing about them is that there are only six, so it’s not even much of an investment. And there are some thing O’Malley is able to do in them that are really good that a movie can’t accommodate. It is a much difference experience, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Volumes 1-4 ship tomorrow.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The video game elements in the film made me :)

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by xanthan on Aug 22, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen it not once, not twice, but thrice. And loved it more each time.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess I picked a good day to go see “Jaws” on the big screen, it seems…

Cigarette….cigarette…SHARK!! SHARRRRRRRRK!

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by Skaldheim on Aug 22, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

No, there’s no shark. It can’t be a shark.

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I just looked tonight…Shark’s preseason starts in a month!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So only 9 months away from the Sharks blowing it again?

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I can even watch this time around. The season just seems so long… Sept thru June? Pretty soon all sports seasons will be 11 months long.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re about 5 minutes behind on the dvr…. did he do something again?

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing the firestorm for him to be the starter is not going to get quieter this week.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

::shrug::

Second half magic is really a mirage.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

9ers looked pretty good w/o Crabtree, Davis and Gore… or … maybe Minnesota is just that bad…

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, that's a good defense

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Pat Williams… which doesn’t sound like that much, but it really is. I’m encouraged but not yet excited.

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

the 49ers had their best 3 offensive players out. And their nose tackle. The Vikings had 1 fucking starter out.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

yes, that was just mentioned a couple comments above in the string of comments I was replying to. I was pointing out that it wasn’t as if the Giants 2nd string offensive weapons went crazy on the Vikings’ complete 1st string defense. Pat Williams is also a pretty important “fucking starter.”

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

you’re right. The fact that 1 player was out (who’s more important in run stopping, not pass-rushing) was extremely important.

I’m not sure why people are so reluctant to just say that the 49ers look good. They are a good team. What the fuck people.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have not been all that good for a good long while. I suspect that’s why people are loathe to jump on board. I am still surprised that their defense is so good - they get sacks! - when that hasn’t really been the case — or, better yet, “seemed” like it — since 1997.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, actually their defense is really good

not just because of the sacks. Because they have good players. They have good players on offense, too. And they have good players on special teams. That’s the first time all of those things have been true since 2002.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be clear: I AGREE THEIR DEFENSE IS REALLY GOOD

It surprises me that their defense is really good, too.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

misread what you were saying. So it’s your fault. (joking)

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

In times like this, I like to blame Grant.

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by groug on Aug 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Williams is pretty damn important in both run stopping and the pass rush as he consumes at least two blockers on the majority of plays. Yes, the Niners looked fine, the opening drive was really pretty impressive and perhaps one of the best drives I’ve ever seen Smith lead. But when was the last preseason where niner fans weren’t excited and when was the last regular season that ended with you equally excited? I don’t think tempering expectations after quite a few consecutive disappointing years is so crazy.

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not "crazy", no

but it’s fucking ridiculous to look at a team this talented and be like “hmm, well maybe they’ll win 8 games”. This division is fucking awful. And the 49ers are stocked with young players who are very good at playing football. If there’s not a catastrophic injury somewhere, they are going to be a good team.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m not saying they won’t definitely contend for the division title, I just don’t want to get too worked up about one very solid looking drive with important players on both sides out, or one really, really well played game by the defense against mostly 2nd and 3rd string players. Its basically the same reason why I don’t think all the clamoring for Nate Davis to be the starter right now is justified.

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not worked up about the preseason games

The only thing they’re doing is confirming my suspicions: the 49ers have a good team. I already thought they were good. And nothing I’ve seen has made me think otherwise. It’s not like I was wondering and now am convinced.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t underestimate how loud and obnoxious the uber-pro Nate Davis faction can be. There are people who wanted him to be the starter in game one of LAST season. I’m totally about Nate Davis and everything, but it gets legitimately crazy.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

Alex Smith is the starter until he shows he can’t be the starter. I don’t know if he’s earned that, but, really, that what he’s penciled in as, might as well see what happens. And if Nate Davis winds up being your insurance against a Smithtastrophe, then you’re in pretty good shape… right?

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

he’s wasted 2 timeouts tonight because he wasn’t well prepared. He is not a starting QB yet, but goddamn he’s impressive.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Davis=Bowkermania

/ducks

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the same thing at all

baseball is not like football.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

One time, Grant chastised me on Niners Nation for saying Alex Smith sucked and Nate Davis should start. It was awesome

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that's a really stupid thing to say

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck and yes son

49ers looked damn good tonight.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ALEX SMITH

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 22, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

/looks at box score (last I heard it was 3-0)

89 pitches!?!?

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by j14 on Aug 22, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Just close the window… turn on the 49er game and forget baseball today even happened…

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

good advice.

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by j14 on Aug 22, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NINER BASHERS

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SB Nation niners blog

I’m terribly disappointed in the quality of the blog from what I’ve seen so far. Poor writing, very little humor, meh analysis/speculation/etc. You’ve spoiled me, McC. How am I supposed to waste time at work during the winter?

by apistat on Aug 22, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This place doesn’t exactly curl up and die during the winter ya know.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, this place is still around and awesome in the offseason

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play off threads…
Cy Young, Gold Glove and MVP freak outs
Player signing, re-signing, free agency over reactions
Hot Stove League… over reactions
and before you know it…
it’s Spring Training!!!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesss

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And don’t forget the rosterbating. Lots and lots of rosterbating.

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by j14 on Aug 22, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just now recovering from the chafing.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t participate in those… except for counting the …wth was it I was counting this past off season?
Fanposts involving something-or-other…

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it random players that the Giants were “linked to” during the FA period? Something like that.

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by j14 on Aug 22, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Rosterbation threads apparently … by Dec 13 of last year there were already 18 of them.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY EVERYONE I JUST THOUGHT THAT THE GIANTS SHOULD GET PLAYER X HE IS AWEOMSE

Player X, of course, being someone out of our price range, not a free agent, or 2 year retired…

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But player X is from the bay area. He’ll take less money to play for us

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/Sabean's ears perk up at "2 year retired"

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I had to buy an industrial-strength shears for my palms after last offseason.

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Music threads
Movie threads
Open howtheyscored self picture threads
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No more Fred Lewis threads though

Maybe we’ll have some epic Pablo/Timmy threads though

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by baetown415 on Aug 22, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Overflow howtheyscored self-picture threads are where this site gets intense.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just give the people what they want.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

failbeards=what they want?

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by DrStankus on Aug 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the one failbeard.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

For that

You just got banned on Niners Nation by howtheyscored

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do agree

just follow a bunch of us on twitter. Well, mostly me. I’ve been talking about the game tonight.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish people who had complaints about Niners Nation would stop whining about it here and just e-mail Fooch or something that might be useful.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took it more as a "I really love mcc" kinda thing

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like the third comment that I’ve seen like this in the last week, so maybe I’m keyed up to it.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHILL OUT DUDE

although, it’s tough to fix a community with an email. “Hey dude, be funnier” doesn’t really help. We’re just spoiled because Grant is probably the best writer SBN has.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but by actually bringing things to our attention, we at least stand a chance of fixing them.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you a mod over there these days?

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m getting back in over there a step at a time. Right now I’m just doing the Caption This! every Friday, but I do some light modding on the side and I expect I’ll be doing the prediction games in a few weeks.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Singletary is cracking me up tonight

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the Niners looked good today. Salvaged something from an otherwise awful sports day. Offensive line looked encouraging.

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 22, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Preseason

A team went 4-0 in exhibition football in 2008. That team went 0-16 during the regular season.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that team didn't have talent

the 49ers do.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

thus, 2008 Calvin Johnson=not talented

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

holy shit. Why the fuck am I responding to this, but I am. Wow. That is fucking retarded.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so my response isn't just swearing

you know well that CJ was ALL that Lions team had. And you know that ONE FUCKING WIDE RECEIEVER != a talented football team. You just want to be a douche by saying that.

Crabtree/Davis/Gore/Willis/J Smith/Goldson/Clements

The Lions did not have a single player other than CJ that was anywhere near one of those guys.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

chasm, dude. chill out.

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO YOU CHILL THE FUCK OUT, DUDE

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just not in bondslegend's nature

‘tis why we love him. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a response as disproportionate to the respective action as bondslegend’s reaction to the Mike Fontenot trade.

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously though

that trade was fucking awful. Though in retrospect I should have been angrier about the Guillen trade, but I was angered-out over that.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that was Sabeans plan the whole time.

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the Fontenot trade was quite good

A platoon partner for Freddy, which we desperately needed against RHP, and some depth at SS to boot.

And we gave up a nothing prospect.

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

The middle infield “depth” is pretty laughable on this team. Guillen shat on the outfield surplus.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evan Crawford fan? or just really dislike Fontenot? Sorry, don’t want to rehash an old debate just want a summary of your view of it.

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it just seemed to epitomize this team

but in retrospect it wasn’t that bad, maybe it’s because the guillen trade was SO bad that it looks better in comparison. I just thought it wasn’t at all an upgrade and that there was no point in making a move just to make a move. Which is what they did with Guillen. Actually, that made the team WORSE.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really though

The funny thing was just how mad you were about a trade for a platoon second baseman/backup SS where we gave up an extremely marginal prospect. FUCK!

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD NOW IM ALL MAD AGAIN

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best trade of the past two years IMO

That’s how bad/pointless the trades have been.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

Bengie Molina trade.

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Forgot about that. But as in addressing needs, that’s been the best trade.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it could be considered juvenile, but have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe, Sabean does this shit just to fuck with YOU?

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 5:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably could also ask Merope’s husband, too.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he actually doesn't.

I’ve grown to really like him lately. He’s gotten a lot better and is very insightful about the way the game is played.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's always been that way...

but he clearly views the Niners differently. My opinion, btw, goes all the way back to the Niners opening debacle versus the Buccaneers back in 1997. He was doing the studio show on NBC and just the way he evaluated the team “Young hurt, Rice hurt, they’re done” was sort of my first instinct.

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That was 13 years ago

he’s come a long way. He’s not that bad now.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be clear: I THINK CRIS COLLINSWORTH IS A GREAT BROADCASTER

AND A FANTASTIC NFL ANALYST.

I have just presumed that he has an a bias AGAINST THE 49ERS at the same time.

by Every6thDay on Aug 22, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm referring to that

he used to show it really bad in his announcing, but it’s not bad now. I think he’s moved on.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No rings will do that to you

Plus he fumbled In Super Bowl XVI and pretty much ended his teams chances of winning.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a little repetitive though

In Madden

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

this season they basically added like 3 new lines. Lame.

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL people who gambled on the Niners-Vikings game

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it was hilarious that Michaels mentioned that

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chronicle had it from 3 early in the week to 2 1/2.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

who gambles on preseason football?

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

addicts

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess so, thats a pretty crazy level of addiction.

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by sam23 on Aug 22, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of the South Park episode

where everyone in South Park gamble’s their house away to the casino at a local Native American reservation. Kyle’s Dad wins the entire town back on a single game of roulette, but then immediately goes double or nothing and loses it all again.

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

“You never end on a hot streak son.”

“You won ONE FUCKING GAME.”

Or something like that, it’s been a while.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You don’t understand the finer points of gambling. You’re never supposed to stop when you’re on a hot streak.

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like it

Haven’t seen that episode in years.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indian comedy club LOL

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NINURZ

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Something that's bothered me

I actually like the Cody Ross acquisition, for a couple reasons – as a bench player, he’s better than Nate (who is most likely it seems to suffer from his arrival), and also the fact that he would have made the Padres better if he’d gone to them..

But the talk, from Baggs at least, of platooning him with Torres is mind-boggling. Do these people not realize that over the past two years, Torres has actually hit lefties BETTER than righties? It’s not like the Freddy/Fontenot situation, where Freddy has a long history of sucking against RHP… Andres was actually really awesome against LHP, like, LAST YEAR.

I love the idea of having Cody around for spot starts, as he has good D and can hit lefties pretty good. But turning your LITERAL BEST PLAYER into a platoon guy is silly season.

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess the Giants are counting this year where he isn’t hitting lefties well (even it’s only 115 AB).

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand it, yeah

But the value that Torres brings is more than just on offense too.

I mean, shit, is there another 5+ WAR player in the league who’s at risk of being platooned?

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only in the mind of SABEAN!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

this has been pissing me off to no end. He has been one of the best leadoff men in all of major league baseball, and now the Giants are talking about platooning him.

And when his performance begins to suffer all we will hear is that he was a flash in the pan.

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

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by j14 on Aug 22, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

@Giwnt pain

Just a hunch, but I think the Fontenot-Sanchez platoon idea is a way of motivating Freddy. Lou Piniella did that to Theriot, too, but never actually platooned them. Something tells me that Bochy is looking at Fontenot more as a shortstop. Piniella made the mistake of putting Theriot at short, and Fontenot at second, when Mikey has the better arm and range. Last year, when they made him play third, they found out he could throw lasers, as long as he is not off-balance.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can throw lasers? He sure doesn’t show it.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say they are always accurate.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not talking about accuracy, just from what I’ve seen he’s bounced one or two without too much apparent strength behind them.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t want to knock the first baseman down.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preseason football

And ESPN is going to cover Brett Favre news conference live.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It's one thing if it's after the first regular season game

But today?

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Brett, how did it feel getting fucking OWNED by patrick willis?"

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by bondslegend on Aug 22, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he will now retire!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah we were watching the game… Mr. Merope said “Hey look while we were watching the Brett Favre show, a football game broke out!!”

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Mr. Merope hate the 49ers? It’s because of them that his Bengals have no Super Bowl wins.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t mind THESE 9ers… the Bengals are still his #1 team. But uh we don’t mention Joe Montana or Jerry Rice around here….

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Giant

By the way, your new little infielder may be only 5’ 4", but he doesn’t come from a family of Hobbits. His father has a cousin, who at 6’ 4" and 300 lbs, played center for the Bears and the Saints, and is now a coach for the Packers.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE PLAYED 4 FUCKING DOWNS

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jairo Garcia is one of my Pokemonz.

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by dregarx on Aug 22, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

do you mean jaime garcia

or santiago casilla

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaime Garcia.

Whoops.

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by dregarx on Aug 22, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching "highlights" of Giants-Cardinals

I didn’t know old time NBC broadcaster Jay Randolph (who did work for them in 1902) did play by play for the Cardinals.

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Dontrelle Willis tossed 1 IP, 0 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 1 SO in his first appearance for Triple-A Fresno tonight. Also hit a two-run triple (!!)

We should Ankiel his ass.

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Can he play 2nd base?

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone CAN play second base

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you meant shortstop.

by nataku on Aug 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m keeping with the Giants FO tradition of only getting two types of players : centerfielders or 2nd basemen.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Centerfielders is generous.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old decrepit over paid poopy heads who can’t hit, run or throw a baseball?

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be over-the-top

But still very accurate.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's in AAA now, does that mean he is not a good pitcher?

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see his line from tonight? Whadda you think?!?!?

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what to think

It’s like the old days.

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dontrelle Willis tossed 1 IP, 0 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 1 SO

I love relievers who can give up one run per appearance. We need more of those.

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially without allowing any hits.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the window for selecting the PTBNL in the Guillen trade?

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, I just realized

Could it be…

Cody Ross?

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by GiantPain on Aug 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be happier if it were Jose Guillen.

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by scout6 on Aug 22, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't the list of names have to be selected at the time of the trade?

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated that game

And Guillen is already my least-favorite Giant of the year, even more than Wellemeyer or Molina.

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by baetown415 on Aug 22, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s the Willie Mac award and now the AJ Poopinski award.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st recipient Slowse Nova

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s extreme. I understand not liking Guillen but at least he has hit a little bit (outside of today). Wellemeyer and Molina were far more unfathomably awful. Although at this point my point is fairly worthless because I’m comparing being shot in the left leg with being shot in the right arm. Both suck.

by thebighead on Aug 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen is pretty much worthless as a player

Averageish bat and absolutely no defensive value whatsoever, plus a horrid baserunner, and I don’t give a damn what he has done in his time in SF because it’s such a ridiculously small sample.

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by baetown415 on Aug 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109 x 109

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Piniella retired today.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but it sounded like he needed to, like his mom is in fact dying.

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by Merope on Aug 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel bad for him the way it all ended.

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Can’t say as I blame him.

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by can of corn on Aug 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hendry took his team away from him player by player. He had no reason to stay.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no. :(

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Godspeed Lou

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by baetown415 on Aug 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the best, Lou.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still in St. Louis...

Went to see the Gateway Arch today and rode the tram to the top of the arch. When we got to the top, we were able to look through one of the windows and see the game being played at Busch. In the 10 minutes we were up there, we saw the Cardinals score two runs.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I cried the entire way up and down the arch

I was 11 months old, so I suppose that’s excusable.

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by DrStankus on Aug 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned on the radio for 5 minutes

I think 3 runs scored. It was fun, especially Pujols taking the extra base. :-/

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by baetown415 on Aug 22, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since we have Cody Ross

Can we trade Jose Guillen to the Royals as the PTBNL?

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by SFGuy on Aug 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This could work

And the fact that the royals GM signed guillen to a 3 year 36 million dollar deal lets me know it could happen.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever you do, don’t buy Fukudome.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand or Zito for Fukudome?

Hell yeah.

Otherwise, no gracias.

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by baetown415 on Aug 23, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi from Chicago

What a weekend! We got to see all the Giants games on Friday, (MLB), Saturday (MLB), Sunday (TBS), and Monday (ESPN2). As long as you guys stay in the playoff race, some of your games will be broadcast on national TV. It will help us Cub fans to wean ourselves off the Cubs.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope you didn't watch todays game

I unfortunately started watching that game once the giants game got out of hand. I’m not sure soriano and ramirez could fail anymore they were both responsible for like 7 of those late inning runs. Must have made lou extremely excited for retirement and to get away from the hendry madness.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 22, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SS for next year

So what kind of options are we going to have for a short stop next year?

When I look at farm options, I get really confused. According to the Fresno Grizzlies roster, we don’t actually have any shortstops listed. I’m pretty sure Rohlinger and Downs have played SS right? And Brandon Crawford is still in AA, so he’s not ready yet, right?

According to mlbcontracts the available free agents for 2011 will be (asterisks include players with 2011 option):

Alex Gonzalez ATL
Cristian Guzman TEX
J.J. Hardy MIN
Omar Infante ATL *
Cesar Izturis BAL
Derek Jeter NYY
Julio Lugo BAL
Jhonny Peralta DET *
Edgar Renteria SF *
Jose Reyes NYM *
Jimmy Rollins PHI *
Ramon Vazquez HOU

This looks like a pretty miserable list IMO. The only player I’d want is Reyes. I’m guessing they’ll pick up his option and we won’t have a shot at him. Does this mean we’ll overpay for an old Jimmy Rollins? I’m going to completely ignore the fact that Renteria may possibly be extended for another year. Right?

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by calpolynate on Aug 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Scary thing is

Renteria comes back and gets his average near .300 and sabean and bochy declare him healthy and ready to play for 2011 and pick up his option.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 22, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMAR INFANTE IS AN ALL-STAR, GET HIM.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you already have Renteria and Uribe?

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both free agents.

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus hurt all the time

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by DrDC on Aug 22, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shortstop

Now, you have the reincarnation of Freddie Patek,(tho’Patek is alive and well).

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that Crawford

Sucks with the bat but his glove work apparently is ready. We’ll see in ST but maybe he’ll go to AAA next year and see how he does but I do like him.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 22, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If all else fails, you have the Cajun Hobbit.

by Edelweiss on Aug 22, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Fontenot

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by jponry on Aug 22, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man.

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by calpolynate on Aug 23, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

The road trip was crappy

so I replayed a copy (condensed version) of Sanchez’ no-hitter from last season. It only takes 10 minutes to watch.

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I have the entire game video on my computer. It’s fairly boring compared to a condensed version, I’m sure. At least until the end.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 23, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just got a PS3 so I can drown my Giants sorrows by creating super Giants teams and going apeshit on the NL

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 23, 2010 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

You get Cody Ross yet?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 23, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably too busy signing Guillen’s extension.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got them both, my 7 outfielders team flummoxes the rest of the managers!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 23, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve conquered so many virtual baseball leagues with the Giants that the feeling no longer thrills me. I recall Rich Aurillia retiring with 500+ homers in Baseball Mogul. He kept hanging on to have those entirely above-average seasons long into his forties. Never put himself above the team, always played the infield per my request. The day he was inducted into the Hall of Fame was very emotional for me.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 23, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love doing that. Just finished a season on The Show – Lincecum went 32-1 (fucking Cardinals) and Buster Posey broke Ichiro’s single season hits record by 2.

by BoldlyGoingNowhere on Aug 23, 2010 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being a Giants fan:
“Tomorrow will be like today, and day after tomorrow will be like the day before yesterday,” said Apollonius. “I see your remaining days each as quiet, tedious collections of hours. You will not travel anywhere. You will think no new thoughts. You will experience no new passions. Older you will become but not wiser. Stiffer but not more dignified.”

From “Apollonius of Tyana reads your future”, which in turn is from The Circus of Dr. Lao by Charles G. Finney.

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by owlcroft on Aug 23, 2010 3:33 AM PDT reply actions  

This is the exact fortune I got at my last visit to a Chinese restaraunt.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 23, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The #SFGiants designate Matt Downs for assignment to make room for Cody Ross on the 40-man roster.

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2010 8:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Well that answers half of the question….
I wonder who woke up injured this morning?

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind Panda needing some time off, but you know, the Giants now have like 109 outfielders on the roster so…..

I’m very quickly getting totally fed up with the Front Office and their love of grizzled veterans.
Yeah I know they did it to block the Padres…blah blah blah… yeah? then wth was Guillen for? Shit, let the Padres have him!

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind giving Panda time off either

However, the Giants don’t have another 3B that can fill in! Gillaspie?!

Instead, like you said, they have a bunch of borderline useless OFs.

by TBRMKane on Aug 23, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to give myself some time off. There have been times when I’ve just stopped following the Giants so closely. ‘80-’83…. ‘04-’06 …. Sometimes it just gets too exasperating watching the same dog chasing it’s tail month after month. The wind went out of our sails this season with Guillen acquisition.

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by Merope on Aug 23, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, another middle infield casualty. That totally makes sense.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take THAT middle infield depth.

MORE OUTFIELDERS, WE NEED MORE OUTFIELDERS!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 23, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean

A few years ago we were starting to get excited about the expiring contracts of the older mid 30 something contracts like Vizquel, Roberts, Molina, Feliz, etc. so we can have a young exciting team. Well, so much for Bowker, Lewis, Schierholtz, Downs, Burriss and whatever other position prospects the Giants teased us with.
 STARTING LINEUP: (age this calendar year)
LF- Burrell age 34 SS- Renteria/Uribe 35/31
CF- Torres 32 2B- Sanchez/Fontenot 33/30
RF- Guillen 34 1B- Huff 34
3B- Sandoval 24 C- Posey 23
As a former Yankee, Sabean will always want to “win now” and that will always mean a lineup of mid-30 something position players. As long as Giant fans fill AT&T no matter what happens, Sabean will always mortgage the future. It’s probably the oldest starting line-up in baseball right now, or very close.
A real shame.

by willie p on Aug 23, 2010 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Old Guys

Don’t know if this will help, but Fontenot is physically not as old as he is chronologically. He is still learning . Piniella treated him like a child, and kept him only at second. Last year, he had to suddenly play third full time after Ramirez got hurt. After a few initial gaffes, he did a creditable job there. He never got to play short more than an inning or two, until this year, and this year he played a few games there as a Cub, and looked good. He was finally called up to the Cubs around his 27th birthday, but had trouble buying a beer. There are a few pictures of him around the Net, of his rookie year in the minors – he was 22, and still had that pre-pubescent look – round faced, husky, with undefined musculature. That’s not how he looks now. For him, 30 is the new 21.

by Edelweiss on Aug 23, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it’s close to the oldest starting lineup in baseball right now.

by Natto on Aug 23, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

About average, according to BR.

I’m looking at BatAge, which is weighted by AB and games played.

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by calpolynate on Aug 23, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Old guys have worked well for the Yankees.

Who have, all in all, over the years, fielded teams not terribly awful.

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by owlcroft on Aug 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

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