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How many roads must a man walk down?
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Damn it!
I better get started…
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
How many time must Zito look up/Before he can see the sac fly?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
How many times must Zito look up/Before he can see the sac fly?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Lots of fail today.
FIRST
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I appreciate the attempt at irony.
Or laugh at your additional fail. Not sure which.
Thank you
It was an attempt at irony
LOL ME
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Adding the fail huh?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fail compounds geometrically.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet
Can i have a cool picture with my warning?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Take a screenshot
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
I will if I get a warning.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
LOL GIANTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For the love of God, no more of that damn asthmatic goldfish PSA.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
YOU JUST DO NOT GET IT!
FISH CANNOT BREATHE OUTSIDE OF WATER, IT’S LIKE AN ASTHMATIC WHILE UNDER WATER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wish I had something better to do
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 22, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions
me too
they involve cleaning the garage and dishes, and laundry.
Giants baseball: Marginally more fun than household chores.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It’s getting close to even at this point. I might even start planning some lessons for tomorrow.
Naaaaaah.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow
It’s still just the top of the 6th.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Without me on the site: 8 runs for Cardinals
With me here: Cards make an out to end inning.
Sorry I wasn’t here earlier
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
JERK!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
hey
we can still tie the inning
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Nate sighting
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
when did we get two hits?
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Guillen has a lot of catching up to do if he wants to really be a part of the team
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
If you are here,
Who is watching your bridge?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pat
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Can’t wait to see the Cardinals steal a base again this inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I get to find out the number of my dorm room in a few days. I hope it’s as good as this.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
so, since the game sucks
Tomorrow’s my first day teaching. Any bright ideas on good ways to freak out my freshmen students?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Don’t forget to propeller!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
slight revision
Any way to freak out my students that WON’T get me fired and arrested.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
take one for the team!
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
My first day is tomorrow too!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
McCovey Chronicles: molding the future of our nation, coast to coast.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
That’s a given.
BTW, jponry, I meant to bring something up the other day about high school students, but I forgot.
Here it is: they will be more interested in your personal life and history than you are probably willing to reveal. Why this is, I can’t say, but it is absolutely true. You’ve got to give a few details just to humanize yourself, but they’ll want to go deep. Establish a boundary in you own head before you start and don’t go beyond it, no matter how they try to get you talking about the fascinating creature that is “you.”
To them, it’s much more fun than actual work or study, and some teachers are suckers for it.
Tell them about your term in jail. And the guy you killed that time, cause he had it comin’.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, my CT from over the summer already started telling me about that. I guess a deadpan, “I shot a man in Reno just watch him die” will go over their heads, though?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I would have laughed at this back in high school, but I know a lot of kids that wouldn’t.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
I was amazed by how many McCoven teachers there are when I read Merope’s Fanpost.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Dude, this is the south. They don’t need my urging to go to church.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
although....
…it’s also FSU, so maybe the best way to freak them out is to tell them that I do not, in fact, like football.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
oh man
specifically that you dislike college football.
you might not survive.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Fake a seizure or heart attack.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by the way
I was looking at my class rosters, and I have an interesting mix of students, it looks like! Students here are supposed to declare majors before they even start, which is nuts, but anyway, I have a lot of Biology students, lots of Music/Music Education, lots of Business, and a pretty wide variety of other students, too. No English majors, though!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Yeah, the average student supposedly changes majors like five times.
The Florida legislature doesn’t seem to understand this, though – apparently, they’re recently mandated that students on the college prep track declare what their college major will be as early as junior high. Uhhhhhhh…
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Ha!
I am one of the few that only changed majors once.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
…because every 14 year old knows what the future holds. No new fields of endeavor could ever come about in the next 5-6 years…
wow...
i think a lot of jr high school girls would declare their major as Vampirism and Beiber-researcher
Or veterinary medicine.
Every girl and half the guys in my elementary school would say they wanted to be vets. I was the guy saying “how am I supposed to have any idea? I’m 11!!”
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Astronaut over here. And then I realized you have to be good at math.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Yeah all through elementary school I wanted to be an astronaut. Then when I was 11 I got incredibly airsick … that’s when I decided maybe not so much an astronaut ….
When I was in elementary school, I wanted to be a baseball player, an actor, a rock musician, and the President. Not or, and.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Please… we were up in northern Washington on vacation and all the hotels around Forks were “WE HAVE TWILIGHT THEMED ROOMS!!!!”
Ugh.
I just threw up a little bit.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
lol
my wife watched that movie.
I was amused to see that Port Angeles is apparently full of roving bands of gang rapists.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
No, the English majors are taking classes about actual Lit rather than having to learn how to compose. Same was true at FSU back in the ’70’s. I don’t think I ever had an actual English major in class. In most cases, they were choosing wisely, but all majors must have English A (or whatever they now call it.)
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, about half of students get out of the first semester of comp here, and that’s presumably higher among English majors. A friend of mine has a Literature major and a Creative Writing major in one of her classes, though!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
fun with corellation
before today, Giants 2-4 in games Lottery Ticket started.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Garcia is usually out of the game by this point, with a 110 pitch count.
58 pitches through 6? Aaron Rowand can only bat once per time through…right? Is hacking contagious?
I guess Huff and Torres are the only two Giants with real patience at the plate, though, and… Bork Bork Bork.
Is this really surprising tho
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hacking does appear contagious.
hopefully Posey has enough anti-bodies to stay unaffected
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Posey as well
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Is it wrong for me to wish the Giants would bring it Romo and have him fire a 95mph fastball at McGwire’s head in the Cardinals dugout?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Do you mean Casilla? I don’t think Romo’s a good choice for that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
McGwire: Is this your frisbee?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I distinctly recall
leaving orders that things not get out of hand while I was gone.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
Ricky Rubio!!!!
jeez USA looks like the giants
lolwut.
Dude has good breaking stuff, but doesn’t have much sink on the fastball.
hackers gotta hack
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
jeebus tapdancing cripes
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL CARDNIAL KID IN THE BACKGROUND
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I kind of wish the Giants had Cliff Lee
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Phillies going to win, Padres going to win...
Good day for all involved. And now the 49ers get to show us what they’re made of later…
Preseason football is about as useful as the nutrition guide at a fast food restaurant.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i think if you look at a nutrition guide at a Fast Food Restaurant you're a douche
you should know 99% of the food is not good for you (besides the salads)
1200 calorie salad…ye gods
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I mean iceberg lettuce has about no nutritional value, half a tomato, and a few ounces of shredded carrot topped off with partially hydrogenated ya-ya juice.
Why does the name "ya-ya juice" make me giggle?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I want to see both.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man
That was pretty ugly, Buster.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
what?
I can subscribe to the Sunday only Chronicle for $4.25 a week?
Man, I haven’t had a paper delivered in years, but that seems insanely expensive.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh, man. The Sunday New York Times is something like $5.00 a week, I believe. It’s been a long time since I bought one.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
at least with that
I get snob cred.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
$4.25? Pretty good, actually.
That’s $17 a month they’re paying you to read their paper!
Wait, they’re CHARGING you?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Print Newspaper has been dead for years.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
In college
I was doing my advertising major and had to take some print journalism classes, I would laugh at the print journalism majors.
Cause I am an ass.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/likes print newspaper
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
fetishist
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I never said there was anything wrong with it
It is just dead. The internet and so much free electronic media content just decimated their model of business.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s a matter of semantics, but it sort of amuses me to refer to something that exists in almost every part of the country as “dead.”
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
shrinking?
disappearing?
dying a slow death if not yet technically dead?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It just makes me :(
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
That's the price, Dr.
I renewed a month ago for half a year. Cost: $130.
The Bee is somewhat cheaper.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
zing!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Sometimes I wonder
If newspaper companies hope people do not realize that they can read all of their content for free online. Then I remember, no, because every newspaper now has a section that says “READ MORE ON OUR WEBSITE! EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The local paper here has started charging for access to their website, which has succeeded in making me care even less about local news here.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Ha.
Wow. So when they go out of business in two years what will all of them do?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, when there are no print newspapers, then print journalism would be dead, yes.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
err, reply fail.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
ok,
I was confused with where you were going.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
‘m sure I’m in the minority, but I like having the physical item in my hands. So speaking only for myself, I’m aware of the online content, but skip it anyway in favor of the printed word.
And though I’m not in print, we talk about that concept frequently at work. Once newspapers started offering content for free, it would extremely hard to put that particular genie back in the bottle.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
wait
when is reading the news online not “the printed word”?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
There is actually a large faction of people who enjoy having physical items. They have since moved to Kindle or iPads.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Me, too. Letter. Plus, the newspaper (or The New Yorker) travels well. I don’t have a travelling electronic device, and I don’t want one.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a Kindle [xmas gift a few years back] but I rarely use it. And my cell phone… it just makes phone calls… nothing else.
I have an iPhone
The ability to make calls seems more like a side effect.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it's a scrabble device that also allows calls
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I never use my phone, half the time I don’t even know where it is. I won’t use it driving, I can’t use it at work or at the gym… otherwise I’m here and why would I want to use it when I’m at home?
we have no home phone lines. Since 2003, I think.
Cost of wife’s cell+home line was > cost of two cell lines.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
haha my boss is completely opposite.
he has his droid phone on at the gym and chats on IRC while he works out.
LOL GIANTS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
oh boy
can we dump Guillen?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PLZ PLZ PLZ
I can’t access Cot’s right now—-what is Ross’ contract like after this year?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
over at the end of 2010
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I wish
but you know Sabes would never do this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHO NEEDS BACKUP INFIELDERS WHEN YOU CAN GET 1 TRILLION OUTFIELDERS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
flexibility
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL NATE
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello Torres Platoon!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh hey
The Cards have the bases loaded.
DOUBLE SWITCH!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Congrats on the baby boy, Casilla.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Can anybody make a recommendation for TV repairs? Geek Squad is kind of a fucking joke.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
buy a new one?
do tv repairmen exist anymore?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I’m kind of hoping. Apparently, Samsung has a bit of a reputation for “the warranty just ended so you’re TV is going to burn out…. NOW”. Bah humbug. I’d rather not have to just buy a new one.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
uh oh
has a Samsung
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
They even use the wrong version of your!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Those bastards!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a Samsung plasma – one of the plasma cells went out right after the warranty expired. It was going to cost just as much for a new TV as it was to get it fixed.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
From what I can gather, they pushed a bunch of models out with an inadequate power supply. So the warranty ends, the power supply burns out, and now you have to buy the power supply that they should have put in the TV to begin with.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I own a Sony Bravia LCD now
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Yeah, I probably won’t be buying a Samsung next time. Too bad. The picture quality was nice.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this about technology
Its all throw away. TV’s Laptops etc all cost a shitload of money and last like 3-5 years before they must be replaced. If I buy a couch or plant a tree that I will have for decades, I will be extremely reticent to spend the same amount of money I would spend on a piece of technology.
No one here gets out alive.
LOL
It was such a scam when I called to have mine repaired. Although it seems like a great way to make money. The guy came over to my house, said it would be just as expensive to fix my TV as to buy a similar new one. Collected his 65$ appointment fee and left.
No one here gets out alive.
They told me that the appointment fee would be $150 plus tax.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I was like “yeah thx bye.”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
“Uh, yeah, we’ll come do a diagnostic for 1/3 the cost of the entire television, and then we’ll give you a diagnostic on the actual repair when we get there.”
You know what? I can get a diagnostic on my fucking car for god damn free.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
A few years ago, Geek Squad workers got busted for having some special program to search out and yank people’s porn from their computers that were being repaired. Fun!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Oh man.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember this.
Funny.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
every job has its perks
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Just like every night has its dawn.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
sometimes you think you're in love
then one day you catch the early flight home from San Diego….
No one here gets out alive.
Oh well. Guess I’ll yellowpages a repairman and see what happens. Probably can’t afford a new TV. Unfortunately, it’s starting to look like I probably can’t afford a repair either.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 22, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I just re-heated some potstickers
using the “oven plus wet paper towel” method received here from, um, somebody.
Works great!!! Thanks. Now, figure out a way for the Giants to score 10.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
I checked my fridge
And waaaaaaay in the back, there were a few runs left over from July. But they’ve since expired. I need to pick up some more this afternoon.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
FUCK
JeffFletcherAOL
The #sfgiants got Cody Ross. The #Marlins let him go via waivers. Guessing he’ll platoon in CF with Torres.
Cause it was really shitty having one of the best leadoff men in baseball play everyday.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He is not the first person I have heard say this though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
lol platoon
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Baggs
Ross is a good defender who can play all three outfield positions. He’s a bit of an all-or-nothing guy at the plate. Lot of hard contact but also a lot of strikeouts. I’ve gotten the impression he was a hot dog while watching him from afar, an opinion that a few Giants pitchers have shared after watching him toss his bat after home runs. But the Marlins writers I’ve talked to say I have it all wrong, that he’s a great guy and a positive clubhouse presence.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
LOL Nate
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
For those on the national TBS feed
I like that Joe Maddon One-A-Day commercial. I have no idea why.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Yeah, it’s just kinda like, “I’m old and I embrace it. Also, I make more than you and I have awesome glasses. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to lunch with Evan Longoria. He’s better than your whole family.”
And for some reason, it endears him to me.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cody Ross is like top 5 stupidest looking ballplayers though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We all can’t be beauty queens, jporny.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Aaron Harang disagrees
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
He looks like Jake Gyllenhaal’s ugly brother that no one talks about.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol
that is spot on
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
/inb4 Maggie Gyllenhaal joke
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hopefully Guillen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOLOUD "FUCK!" from Burrell
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nate can't be sent down
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PTBNL cannot be on the 25 man roster
right?
Would he make it through waivers?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that was a joke
but, Nate would probably make it through waivers
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
No way.
He’s an ideal 4th OF for a lot of teams, and could start for some.
at this time of year
all the other contenders are stocked
and scrub teams usually have their own RF prospects to look at
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I do not know who still has options.
Nate and Ishi do not
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nope
Out of options and no way he’ll make it through waivers
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
sweepstakes
who will just piss me off by hitting a meaningless bases empty HR?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Whiteside.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I guess I’ll make a sandwich.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This team has the worst offense in the majors
BAR NONE.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
bar several
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer
Bar Refaeli
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Why did Joe Torre say Kemp will platoon with Podsednik?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Baggs Sez:
Not sure how Giants will make room for Cody Ross. Hey Nate Schierholtz, your shoulder is really acting up, right? RIGHT?
This is fucking stupid
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure
That shoulder injury was a huge excuse for the Giants to bench him.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
The old 4-3-5 Double play.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kinda wish I had seen that
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause being down 8-0 was not enough insurance.
Bloop RBI single.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hankschulman
Ross to Giants confirmed: No roster moves likely today.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shift A
LOL Giants. LOL Cody Ross.
That’s all I have to say.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Oh look what I found
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 22, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
He's been incredible.
RoY, imo. But I might be biased.
It should come down to those two.
Garcia played the whole year, which will sway some people.
Oh, who am I kidding. Heyward will win it.
Heyward will be good no doubt
but I do not think he is even top 3 right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Unbelievable.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 22, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Pitch count
6 pitch inning, two 8 pitch innings and a 9 pitch inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
4 pitches this inning so far
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OMG the game hasnt ended yet?!?!
BTW SPAIN and USA are tied in the 4th
OH GAIZ DONT WORRY
JeffFletcherAOL
Glass a little full on Cody Ross: He’s 3 for his last 6, all XBHs, against LHPs.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 22, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
Nice knowing that great production from you Torres.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
9 pitch inning in the 9th.
Wow Giants, wow.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
versus the other divisional contenders this year
3-3 vs Phillies
3-3 vs Cardinals
3-4 vs Braves
2-2 vs Reds (so far)
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
you left out....
….2-9 against the Padres.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.

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