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Post-game thread: Giants salvage a game

It would have been a little cooler if you had done this last Friday, but it was welcome all the same, Jonathan.

The Giants may yet crumble into a fine powder, but as of right now, they're just a game removed from a crushing defeat in the NLCS to the Padres the playoffs. This wasn't a must-win tonight. Man, how I hate that term. But it certainly was a please-win. So it was nice to have a nondescript, hardly-in-doubt-except-for-a-few-seconds-at-the-end, wire-to-wire win. Jonathan Sanchez was superb -- when he throws strikes, he really is one of the better pitchers around. Of course, that's like writing "When Bengie Molina hits his share of triples, he really is one of the more complete players in the league."

What's that? Molina isn't on the team anymore? Well, who am I going to use for slow jokes?

Star-divide


Jose Guillen

#6 / Right Field / San Francisco Giants

6-0

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May 17, 1976


Oh, stop. Can't you celebrate a win without snark? It was a good win. They all are. Well, except for that Phil Cuzzi game. That was a bad win. Dang it, not sure how I thought of that. But this win had Posey, a pitcher throwing strikes, and a Panda hitting a Snow-rare homer from the right side. Good win. They all are*.

Did Krukow just say this was the first win from a starting pitcher in 15 games? Good gravy. Pitcher wins are kind of a junk stat, but that doesn't mean that's not a pretty good way to quickly describe the Giants' struggles recently.

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A win.

Awesome.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to the Reds game on Wed

Looks like Bumgarner will start. Who else is going to that game?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 19, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a pair in FC 108 N w/parking for face value if you need a pair.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 19, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going Tuesday....

May have two extra in FC119 if there is interest

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is my favorite section, enjoy

by igotnothing on Aug 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know an usher around there.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 20, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that

Much better than the past few days.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is more fun when the Giants win.

by WesHanson on Aug 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definately

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should say this when Schierholtz does good things.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definately!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he has to be in a game to do good things, and really how likely is that?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

In the end, we all lose. Except some people.

by rain.TheMist. on Aug 19, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

jooooonathan sanchez!

/sung to sun kill moon’s Salvatore Sanchez.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 19, 2010 6:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

+1

Quietly hoping Brandon Belt develops into John Olerud, circa 1993.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The lesson here is that Whitey should catch when Dirty is pitching

Buster should either play 1B or get the day off on such days

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 19, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. I think the lesson is definitely that we should let one start govern how we use our catchers from here on out.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind Buster getting out of the squat one in every five, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, I just don’t like the idea that one game should dictate plan of action. That’s just so stupid.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 20, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think this has a name:

 modus bocheus

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you watch G-Mag?

Dirty sez he and Whitey are like brothers from other mothers.

And if Whitey had caught him last week against the Pads, the Giants would have won.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 20, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan said the last part or is that your own thought?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 20, 2010 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, I have seen that G-mag. It’s great that they have had a great relationship. But that doesn’t mean that there is a steadfast equation of “Sanchez + Whiteside = WINZ!” There have been plenty of occasions this season alone where Whiteside caught Sanchez and the results were not good.

Also, your statement that simply changing the catchers out last week would have completely changed the outcome of the game is ridiculous. There are thousands of different components that go into a baseball game, each having their own effect on outcome. Basically, you’re reaching really far for that conclusion.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 20, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

winning feels pretty good

by 49erEmpire on Aug 19, 2010 6:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

all jokes aside

I have to admit Guillen has a pretty nice swing

by 49erEmpire on Aug 19, 2010 6:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

You have to give him a week before you can judge him!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A full week.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hits dinger
/makes it a stand-up double.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still find his stance a little funky. I don’t know why.

by WesHanson on Aug 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice bat speed to make up for his lack of leg speed.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see it, still. I see his swing and I still think Scott.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swing's solid

But not dreamy

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 19, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRE AND BRIMSTONE

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

That was cool.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 19, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I never know how to read these graphs.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left to right

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not that stupid

Why does the green line keep going down?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the odds are increasingly favoring the Giants.

by WesHanson on Aug 19, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soulbrother explained it well

It just means our win expectancy continuously increased (makes sense with a 5-0 lead and the other team doesn’t score).

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he did

My comment published before his. I understand now.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

X-Axis is innings
Y-Axis is probability of winning at that moment, with 0 (50%) being even and -100% being a Giant win.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for Sanchez’s brilliance.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I assume this graph is accurate, then a four run lead gives a team an 83.3% shot (5/6), to win in the first inning only (based on another graph when SF had that lead against the Rockies). After that, the same lead in later innings increases by 2% each inning (here it’s 87% in the third), until it hits 99% in the ninth.

by boogalou on Aug 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not a constant increase, it typically increases at an exponential rate (but it’s around 2%).

Meaning, outs later in the game with the same score provide more value.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rusty on exponents and logarithms. Is the increase something like x to the 0.4 power?

by boogalou on Aug 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the other way around, 0.4 to the x.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summary

FFFFFFFFF
Start of game
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:|
:D

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A very important win to talk about.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 19, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Bochy makes it sound like somebody died in a postgame.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

in his postgame.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Common sense

The service is being held directly after the game

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bochy of all people is giving it?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irony is also in attendance at this service

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it ironic… don’t ya think?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. Because common sense is dead? Get it?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but Bochy always sounds like somebody did no matter what the result of the game.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like who?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it. That was the most perfect “your mom” setup that I will ever see.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yer

Howie, it’s “yer”, not “your”

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 19, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slacker

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I barely know ’er!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty mean, Howie

My mom still speaks highly of you.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant that in the Biblical sense.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 19, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, my mom really is dead!>>!>!!>111

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

His wife is in a coma…

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even when he’s arguing a call to an ump.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like a robot when he does that.

by WesHanson on Aug 19, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just love comparing head sizes.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely love that about his ump arguments.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL that picture of Guillen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

he looks like they shone a light directly in his eyes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was looking at a picture of Buster Posey

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen ain’t havin’ it.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he looks like he just saw a fat person wearing too little spandex.

by taliesin on Aug 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was looking at a picture of Bengie Molina

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, fat people can never wear enough spandex.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

I’m a little tired of the “fat” meme around here. I mean, I’m not fat, nor super-sensitive, but it seems every single thread has fat jokes and they’re just running out of steam, if you ask me.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh-oh

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone told him to go for third.

by WesHanson on Aug 19, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel like he's about to say .......

“Dat’s NASTY!”

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Whaddya mean I can’t look directly at the sun? You just watch!”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s watching a replay of himself running the bases.

by Natto on Aug 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE SHULDA TRADED SANCHEZ WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE!!!!!1

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 19, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WE COULDA TRADED SANCHEZ FOR JOSE GUILLEN!!! SEE WHAT WE MISSED OUT ON?!?

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIT R DUNN!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE PITCHED A 2-HITTER THROUGH 9 INNINGS ......

TRADE THE BUM!!!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Winning > Losing.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU JONATHAN

Thank you for pitching the best game by a starter in the last 15 games.

Thank you for throwing strikes.

Thank you for pitching into the 9th inning.

Thank you for beaning Chase.

Thank you.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 19, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

big win.

Hopefully the Giants can once again do what they did in the wake of that hepetetic stoma inducing Rockies series.

Holy Christ, I hate the Padres.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 19, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Your last line is kind of oxymoronic

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t used to hate them.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 19, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

herpetetic?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

her what?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

tin roof

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

rusted

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hepatic coma? Herpetic stromal keratitis?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you been reading the GDT?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good game. On Guillen’s hit in the first inning, I was expecting it to be a double. After the OF made a slide to get to the ball and pop up to throw I think he was just standing on first.

NO HUSTLE

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

the swagger

he must find it

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might be slow but I don’t think he has done anything with the Giants thus far to say he isn’t hustling.

Unless that was casm, then carry on.

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

never argue with a computer

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You aren’t allowed to criticize Guillen. I’ve heard that the moratorium is one week, but I’m not sure.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless he gets into a fist fight in the dugout with Ron Wotus or get thrown out at first on a single to left field or gets a Jose Canseco flyball off the head into the cove.

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like like typical decorum. After all, if he goes 1-3 with a double every night, isn’t that a good acquisition?

by thebighead on Aug 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, that could totally happen!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he’s going to out-slug Barry Bonds career numbers? That would be impressive.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, certainly after a week you’ve got enough of a sample.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, Bochy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Big head?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just such a buzzkill.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that’s part of his preset personality.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

if i can't fall asleep at night .......

i just put on his post-game interviews and i’m out in less than 5 minutes.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do they interview someone who went 0-4 with 2 Ks?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 19, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

They interviewed Rowand? LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!

lol!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hero of the day.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto is wearing pants.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank goodness.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all lucky.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I facepalm every time I see that commercial.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is about 100 times per game.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m an oversensitive parent. I hate that he says he can talk about whatever he damn well pleases – I don’t cuss in front of my young ones, and I don’t like that he says this during a commercial aired during every fucking game.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THAT

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just sounds like a blubbering idiot. That’s insulting.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it thehavenot who told the story about how he doesn’t cuss in from of his kids, but one day his kid said to him over his shoulder “Daddy, you cuss a lot online.” And all he could say was “Yes, yes I do.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shoo my 8 year old away when I’m on the laptop on the couch. I don’t want her to read the shit I write.

And also, I was trying to get the kids ready for their first day of school yesterday, and my new kindergartner was not cooperating – she was distracted by every frakkin’ shiny bug. I was brushing Kid 1’s hair, and mutter “dammit” under my breath. She repeated “Dammit!” and I had to explain to her that I said that by accident and that it is a bad word (“20x worse than stupid!”). Oh lord – I just know she’s gonna repeat it in front of the husband and I’m gonna get in trouble.

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by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was slightly different than that

My daughter said, “daddy, these people cuss a lot”

I said “yes. Yes they do.”

So it wasn’t actually about me.

I actually don’t cuss very often, even on here.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I remembered that it was you!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In any case, apocryphal stories needn’t rely too heavily on quaint little concepts like ‘facts’ or ‘accuracy’ in their portrayal of the ultimate truth.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That actually a minor miracle. Nobody remembers when I say something. Except for when I’m standing.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 20, 2010 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you ever sit?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 20, 2010 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

To echo the sentiments above . . .

I’m far more offended by the notion of him not wearing pants

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey-yo. Where’s Lars when you need him?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't talk

Too busy viciously attacking random people!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not me. :(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol papa called sanchez dirty sanchez on air lol

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by GovernorStephCurry on Aug 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Alex Smith!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was awesome

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by Goofus on Aug 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of the time the President of my high school class...

… when referring the Marlyand Hunt Cup (a steeple chase race we used to go to when we were teenagers to get shitfaced and pass out ) at a school-wide assembly called it the cunt hup (out loud)…

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by capn on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep trying to “Z” through other websites. It doesn’t work.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve noticed that I keep trying to Z through facebook.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do it in Facebook, and other websites where it makes even less sense.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Damn it, gmail, why won’t you z?”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I eagerly await the day I try to Z through my online class.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. It would be nice if z would scroll down the page a little bit at a time.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the page down button?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the down arrow

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by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too much.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 finger scroll

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sorely tempted to TWSS both of these comments you just made.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kind of expecting it, to be honest.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made a promise with myself a while ago that I wouldn’t do a direct TWSS ever again.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what’s an “indirect TWSS”?

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saying something like “I wanted to TWSS this, but…”

Or my old standby: “Oh, come now.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Oh, come now."

TWSS.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try and do that through twitter. It never works :(

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve tried to z through documents at work. I feel a little ashamed every time I do it.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lotsa cattle to go with that hat

I was going to fanpost but … :)

Three comments:

1. Guillen looks pretty damn good at the plate right now
2. For all the talk of the outfield defense, it is the infield defense that has been the bigger problem
3. Wins by starting pitchers is not a useless stat. Far from it. MOST pitchers that get high win totals do one thing – they pitch deep into games. And that is absolutely crucial these days.

by lexluth7 on Aug 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wins by starting pitching is useless stat. Ask Cole Hamels how many runs of support he’s received in his past three starts.

by nataku on Aug 19, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it isn't

REread what I said. Pitchers that win a lot of games generally consistently the late innings. If your argument is that the stat is often misleading, I agree. But it certainly isn’t useless.

by lexluth7 on Aug 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoops

“consistently pitch into the late innings” is what I meant.

by lexluth7 on Aug 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to challunge ur preceptions, man!

Diasuke Matsuzaka won 18 games in 2008 while only pitching 167.2 innings in 29 games started. That’s like 5.7 IP per game.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be kind of interesting to see if there is an overall correlation between wins and IP/G. Intuitively, it does make sense. Practically, I’m not so sure.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The correlation between wins and other stats is usually pretty poor in the first place, but I suppose innings could have some.

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the correlation is fairly strong over a career, as getting run support vs. not getting run support averages out. Of course there are outliers.

Also it seems like it is better as a team stat. If your starters are getting wins the team is playing well (pitchers going deep, runs being scored, bullpen holding leads etc.).

But it seems to be a blunt instrument —I’d assume that any question can be better answered with other metrics.

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably true. I believe all pitchers in history with an ERA of 3.50 or below have a winning record.

The one exception is of course, Matt Cain.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy just makes the cut, too.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/p/perezpa01.shtml

Career 3.44 ERA, career winning% .496

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d always heard that Pasqual didn’t know how to win

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was close.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a bunch of guys if you include the early 1900s. But that doesn’t seem fair since everyone had low ERAs.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have enough decisions?

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it gets better if you use ERA+.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea! If I sort by ERA+ (min of 120 — Cain has a career of 127) and winning percentage, I get this top-5 (er, bottom?) list.

Rk Player W-L% ERA+ IP From To Age GS
1 Ned Garvin .374 125 1400.2 1896 1904 22-30 158
2 Matt Cain .465 127 1040.1 2005 2010 20-25 162
3 Jim Scott .484 121 1892.0 1909 1917 21-29 226
4 Jim Devlin .486 151 1405.0 1875 1877 26-28 153
5 Johnny Rigney .496 122 1186.1 1937 1947 22-32 132

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 8/19/2010.

LOL NED GARVIN! So, Matt Cain, almost historically the unluckiest pitcher.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I thought ERA+ would solve the early era stuff, butt Cain is still the only guy on that list who played after 1950.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I found that funny.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or sad.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Cain

Learn man, learn to win.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garvin’d

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by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Matt.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NED GARVIN

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by RDreamer on Aug 20, 2010 3:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And maybe Cain just has the lowest W%

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be but he is still young. May end up on the Yankees someday.

/ducks

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet wins and IP/G have a high r.

But I doubt winning% isn’t as highly correlated.

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by Azmanz on Aug 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes a lot sense. Probably enough sense that actually doing the work isn’t worth it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I don’t want to do any work.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s drink.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm down, if you supply.

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by Azmanz on Aug 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on over. We have plenty of alcohol.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it seems intuitive that if you’re pitching a lot of innings you aren’t totally sucking. Still, just wanted to note that WINS don’t always mean pitching deep.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I like to play with the BB-Ref Tool (TWSS)

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You slut.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also! (for fun)

Storm Davis won 19 games in 1989 while pitching with the Athletics. He started 31 games and only pitching 169.1 innings. That’s around 5.4 IP per start.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, that’s a horribly written post. I’ve been up since 4 AM 8\

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, those 88-90 Athletics starters racked up the wins

Aside from Dave Stewart’s four straight 20 win seasons, Storm Davis (Storm Davis!) won 19 games, as you mentioned.

But the craziest was Bob Welch’s 27 win season in 1990.

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by thehavenot on Aug 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

I remember good old storm from when he pitched for the orioles

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by capn on Aug 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It must be nice having a legitimate offense.

by Natto on Aug 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to BB-Ref, he had 13 games in that season in which the Red Sox scored 6+ runs for him.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are always exceptions

But as a rule I am relatively confident in the causal nexus between innings and wins for starting pitchers. And I’m talking last 20 years. In the old days, wins were a more important state. Cause the best pitchers finished what they started. Marichal is a good example. He has something like 250 wins and 260 complete games. God I loved to watch Marichal. An artist.

by lexluth7 on Aug 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also lacked the fortitude to fight back

Because they were often taken out early if they got hit hard early. Like, none of this “4th/5th inning stuff, runs allowed be damned” like we have nowadays.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Aug 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember hearing that the average pitches per game is about the same as it used to be, it’s just that the far ends of the average used to be more extreme.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tango did a study on it

I just can’t seem to find it right now.

BTW, I don’t really think they lacked fortitude, it’s just what their managers wanted.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Aug 19, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That IP figure might be a little skewed though since when Dice K is bad, he’s awful, and is often knocked out by the 3rd inning due to both pitch count, and runs allowed.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not entirely useless

It’s not like basing your evaluation on a player’s eye color. But we have so many, far far far superior methods of evaluating players, it’s pretty much worthless.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Aug 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, wins are useless

You’re saying that wins are good because they MIGHT tell us that a pitcher goes deep in to games. But why use wins to figure that out when we can actually just go and look up how many innings a pitcher goes in games?

Why use a second-hand stat when we can actually look at what you want to look at?

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by GiantPain on Aug 20, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLORADO!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

2-run homer off of De La Rosa

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

By who?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

reed johnson

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I said on Twitter earlier: I think it’s pretty obvious what happened in this game — the Giants finally had someone behind the dish who can call a good game. Therefore, WINZ!

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And not tip all the pitches

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

care to wager who starts at C tomorrow? For a really easy bet, think about how many times anyone other than Whitey will catch Dirty the rest of the season…

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by capn on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think your kidding

but I’m afraid Bochy won’t be.

by lexluth7 on Aug 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, I hate all these 49ers commercials.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT 'EM IN THE MOUTH

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by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIME'S. UP.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed :P
I hate all these 49ers commercials.

/shitstorm in 3…2….1…..

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by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love the 49ers.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize that.

But, I hate the 49ers. Sometimes I feel like expressing that for no reason.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to love the 49ers (huge Steve Young fan), but I can’t seem to get myself to care about football these days.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's not to like?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much the same for me, kdl. Don’t know why that happened about ten years ago, but it did.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They arent the Raiders!

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by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 49ERS!

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by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BAD

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… yeah… how much credit does Whiteside get for this win?

by zuma420 on Aug 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

All of it.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

For wilriv

Check out our new monster cat. I took his picture the other day. He’s starting to get weird, at night he runs around and slams into the walls. He weighs about 16 lbs.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Star of Pet Cemetery?

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to name him Bowker but my wife wouldn’t let me. It was her birthday gift.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

She must have picked Lopez

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by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you went with Fluffy instead?

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cat is always saying inappropriate things about Lucy Liu

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love those kinds of cats

russian blue, right?

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by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what kind he was. We adopted him from a local cat adoption agency place. He’s fat and gray-ish.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, what kind he is.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re looking for a kitten to adopt. We have a possible, but I’m not sure she’s our “forever” kitten. We need to get a baby one though, so we can raise it to tolerate children.

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by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably a good idea. Your kids will love it!

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My last cat died 7 years ago. He was a Maine Coon. I’m ready for another now. The one we found is Maine Coon, but she’s black (racist!) and I was hoping for gray or tortoise shell. But the kids have met her and really like her, so she might be it. We’ll find out when the foster cat lady gets back from vacation next week.

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by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my good friend’s in college had a Maine Coon and she loved it. She would always tell us crazy stories about the cat. They seem like pretty awesome cats. How big was yours?

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summer weight was around 16-17 lbs; winter weight was closer to 20 lbs. He was ginormous. He had huge, furry feet that made him an awesome snow cat when I lived in Utah. He was The. Best. Cat. Ever.

RIP Rufus P. Fudbucker III (P. stood for Poopybutt – longhaired cats = klingons, if you know what I mean).

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by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Rufus P. Fudbucker III (P. stood for Poopybutt – longhaired cats = klingons, if you know what I mean).

Haha. Great cat name!

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now my little girls want to name a cat “Fluffy” or “Cutie Pie” or “Sweetie.” Gah – save me from cute little girls!

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by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should name your new cat Worf!

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Admiral Ackbar

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

"IT'S A CAT!!"

lol.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gowron.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have missed this ep.

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be “Apocalypse Rising”.

Somewhere around the fifth season, the DS9 staff started pouring more energy into coming up with interesting episode titles than interesting teleplays.

by non sequitur on Aug 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaaaaaat

DS9 got better as it went on.

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by groug on Aug 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the later part of the series was fine. But did you ever look at the episode titles of the later seasons? The first few seasons, they were deliberately boring one- or two-word titles. Then starting in the fifth season you began seeing things like “Apocalypse Rising”, “Nor the Battle to the Strong”, “The Darkness and the Light”, “Wrongs Darker than Death or Night”, “Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges”, and “The Changing Face of Evil”. Not that those episodes were necessarily bad, but they weren’t all that different from Boring Two-Word Title episodes, either.

by non sequitur on Aug 19, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to get a cool Pokemon name, at least. If we were able to find a boy, I’d want to name it “Leroy.” Because that’s cool.

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by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like one! They are epic cats.

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by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been dealing with some allergies or something recently. Had to give him a shot at the vet’s last week.

Cats are pretty sweet 8)

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dogs are better, but cats are okay.

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by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I used to actively dislike cats, but now my tent is in this camp.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at my dog

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by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Your dog is all ‘suppp’

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

tremendously cute!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not entirely sure. Apparently my neighbor bought a new set of toys for him and her dog to play with, but they are bizarre and terrifying.

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by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D ........

awesome dog, dude.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'aww!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cute dog is cute. Cute dog is Rec'd

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by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can one up you. Look at my baby boy

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by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwww

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by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Setting him up for a life of heartbreak and disappointment I see?

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by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to start him early so all the local Cubs fans don’t get to him first

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by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my now 7-year old daughter at 5 weeks

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by capn on Aug 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice PJs. I wanna get that, I wanna get that, I wanna get that

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by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Hopefully I can get it in big.

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

omgosh

precious! Is she still a little blondie?

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes....

She and her little sister are still huge Giants fans!

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by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see the disappointment in his eyes already.

by Natto on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

that’s the same look I give Scott when he strikes out swinging…sigh

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that may have been a reply fail.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed!

when I panicked and checked if it really was.

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes this is the "him" you refer to...

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by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks kinda girly.

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by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE THAT KID A GI JOE STAT

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by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also, when I’d put my older daughter in her Giants gear when she was a baby, folks would always call her a little boy. So I just invented a boy name to call her when that happened. “What’s your son’s name?” “Kyle.” Seemed easier than explaining baby cross-dressing.

There was just no way in hell I was going to put her in pink Giants gear. That’s a sin.

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by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree 100%

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by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’awww

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUTE!!!

look at the little orange and white socks! Is that a Giants soother??

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh darn reply fail

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats a soother?
the pacifier is not Giants, but what a great idea!

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by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, a soother is a paci.

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to come out to Cali and learn all the cool lingo.

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by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hella!

but actually soother is the English word for pacifier.

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We use “binky.” Because it sounds cooler.

When I was a kid, the more accurate “plug” was used.

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by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cute!

I love the little socks. Is that a Giants soother??

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol me

I can’t seem to do this right!! lol

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are so many Nate pics and hearts... help me!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so confused!

whatever dude.

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, it was funny cuz you had so many comments in a row so i saw a ton of Nate Schierholtz pics, and then all the hearts in your sig… :D

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I know, Pika!

I’m just kidding with you sweets!

Glad you made your epic drive safely :)

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by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, i’ve been on the road so long i’ve lost my sense in not being able to pick up the chasm… but yea, not over yet! ha, i’ll be rootin on our giants in St. Louis tomorrow when i’m at the game!! And thank you!!

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing against your dog

he’s awesome. But my dog died like 2 weeks ago, so just seeing dogs makes me sad:(

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by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry :(((

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by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an awful feeling :( Sorry

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so sorry. :(

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sorry! :(

My dog is really old, and it scares me.

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by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dog was really young too

He was 8 or 9. He was fine one day, got a shot at the vet, and then we had to take him to the vet that same night to put him down he was so bad. It was awful:(

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by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I can’t even imagine what that must have been like :(

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by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can honestly say

it was the worst day of my life, considering none of my close family members have died yet.

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by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had about three animals that I care about die

It’s really rough

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely

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by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i’ve had a few, the worst was my 2 year old dog 2 years ago… just started foaming at the mouth and not being able to breathe, took her to the vet, and the vet sprinted to the OR and had to put her down…. we have no idea what it was, all we knew was that her tongue was VERY swollen to the point where she couldnt breathe

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I'm sorry:(

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by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is, it’s life… as sad as it is… no idea what the hell happened… but same with your dog, as sad as it is now? You’ll be OK, but it really was like losing a member of the family

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm starting to get over it a bit

I’ll obviously always be sad, but I think I’m closer to ok than I have been in a while.

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by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, ha, i’m not saying “get over it” but you’ll be good, it’s a situation where you’re never gonna get over it like you said, something will always remind you of your dog!

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I just ate ice cream, and my dog would always try and steal some. Everything I do pretty much at this stage.

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by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

well i hope everything works out and things look up soon!

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn bro .....

sorry about that.

:^{

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me of my dog, very similar

My worst though was about 10 years ago. So I was only about 8 or 9. But my dad and I were moving into an apartment (before moving into the house we’re in now which was under construction), but we were staying at my grandma’s for about a week. We were moving our cat (and outdoor cat at that), but since it was a new area we wanted to keep her inside. She got out while we were moving furniture.

The next day I went outside and I saw her on a neighbor’s lawn, she was hit by a car and her face was pretty bad. Apparently she probably survived the hit and walked over to the grass and died. It was pretty bad.

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god...

how the hell did you actually contain yourself, you were 8 or 9 years old seeing your dog like that? A member of your family you probably cared for a good amount? WOW, that is just terrible :( i’m sorry bud!

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cat actually

The two dogs died of natural causes. None of these were really my dogs, they were more my grandma’s, but I spent a lot of time at her place so I had a definite emotional attachment.

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOPS, read that wrong

Cat… holy shit, that’s terrible

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But that’s how it is with pets unfortunately. Except for fish. I accidentally killed my fish once, but I didn’t feel TOO bad.

Does this make me a bad person?

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT A JERK, A FISH IS A LIFE, what about killing a butterfly? or an Ant? or a Spider?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 out of those 3 I have killed.

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.. i’m goin to hell for it i think

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID YOU KILL A BUTTERFLY?!

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe driving

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m pretty sure that by doing that you prevented a hurricane halfway across the world, so your lives saved/killed ratio is on the positive side.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the sea levels will rise with since i’m burning fuel…. wait… i’m gonna stop myself and not get involved in this discussion

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY

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by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWWW

yea, it is an awful feeling since it really is loosing a part of your family, i’m sorry :(

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

With those eyes, I bet your dog gets away with stuff

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by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap!

Is your dog a street dog from Asia? It looks eerily similar to my dog, as well as all other street dogs in the Asian continent.

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by grape on Aug 20, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the shelter, they told me he’s from Mendocino.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 20, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t Asian street dog = lunch?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 20, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Booooooo.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to get a dog someday but we both work and I wouldn’t be able to get home during the day to let him out.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have a back yard?

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I like Maine Coons – they’re like dogs in a cat body.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love everything about my kitty except for his chronic gum disease.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

On those floors, I’m not surprised he hydroplanes a lot.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kinda looks like my old cat.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamer

"If you got season tickets, YOU DA MAN!"

-Bruce Bochy

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 19, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamer-kitty
he runs around and slams into the walls

"If you got season tickets, YOU DA MAN!"

-Bruce Bochy

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 19, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looks like my cat

fat, grey and unhappy.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your cat has a sad.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 20, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Rodger Clemens .......

Hope you like prison food… and penis.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

whoops, meant to put .......

ROID-ger.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick joke

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Johnson’s first and last names both mean penis and he does commercials for Extenz.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ponders

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he were Nate Schierholtz, he would have swung at it!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always feel accomplished when I make you laugh. :)

/GET A ROOM!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a roast joke

Those would be fun to come up with for Giants players

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sign is very distracting.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching the game, and that Rowand catch in the 4th was pretty cool.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I was at the park

And really, that felt like the point where the Phillies kinda gave up. After that catch, there really wasn’t much energy on the part of the fans until the 9th.

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 20, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Ordoña of the LA Times gave Vampires Suck a positive review. Isn’t that a grounds for dismissal?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone here use Wordpress?

Is there any way I can stop spambots from registering on my site? They can’t post — because I have to approve the 1st post and then you’re good to go — but they’ve been registering like 10 accounts a day for the past month. I’d also rather not use a CAPTCHA if possible.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Burn!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

daaamn!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is still one of my most favorite internet images ever. We had our own version of this up on our wall in college.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Aug 19, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK THAT HURT

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2010 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t have sentient emotions. But if you did, you’d probably be annoyed at how green that brilliant jab is now.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 20, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just mad you’re Mike Fontenot.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That didn’t work the way you you thought it would. Did it?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Psh, only 5 rec's

Your boss gets many more

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 20, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t wordpress have some sort of anti-spam plug-in?

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 19, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could give you good news. Truth was, I couldn’t stop them with a CAPTCHA either on SFDugout.

What did work was that we could set up a simple question for users to answer when they are signing up. We do a pretty basic type of question, which you can see here, after doing the whole birthdate thing. We try to make the question as ‘duh…’ as possible, so anyone can join. You can also set up multiple answers, so in this case, if people don’t capitalize Bonds or Mays, it’ll still register properly.

We use vBulletin, and it’s called ‘Random Question’ under Human Verification options. I don’t know if it’s in wordpress, or what it’d be call if it is.

Since we did this rather than Captcha, I haven’t had a single spambot.

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by BruteSentiment on Aug 20, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Brute. I use some spamkiller stuff already and it works fine, but lately I’ve seen a huge increase in spambots that register for the site. They never post anything, they just register. It’s pretty annoying.

The simple question type thing seems look a decent compromise between nothing and a CAPTCHA.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2010 5:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I just registered for your site a few days ago.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 20, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's some arrangement . . .

. . . where the registrant has to supply the answer to some complex question such as “How much is 4+3?” I have it on one of my site’s forums and it works like a charm. Regrettably I forget where one gets it, but for phpBB it is widely available. But I’d have to guess there is some analogue available for Wordpress.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 20, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to look into that. Thanks!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2010 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just e-mailed MLB Network requesting that they get rid of Chris Rose.

Winnar!

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

As much as I hate Rose, he did crack me up during the highlight of Rowand’s catch of Werth’s drive near the right field alley fence:

[paraphrase] “He still has part of his face on that wall!”

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 19, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty awesome.

(Though I’m biased, as everyone knows that Chris Rose is my BFF.)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 20, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Rose too. I mean, I don’t want him calling baseball games (although he seemed like a genius when paired with Millar last week) but he’s fine as a host.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 20, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

F'n Padres

10-1 over their last 11 games (only loss to the Giants)

.700+ ball in August so far.

I’m thinking they are due for a slump. They can’t be this good (or lucky).

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Weren’t they on a mini-slide right before they beat the crap out of us, too?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inasmuch as they were like 4-6 in their last 10 or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they are 6-0 vs. the Pirates but did lose to the Fish

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are probably right

things start getting blurry this time of year

by Countificus on Aug 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think they lost series to FLA and ARI and split with LA

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have a .320 wOBA

I mean it’s not great, but it’s better than Nate/Rowand.

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it was pretty good before the ASB as well.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not even average

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Aug 20, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

was reading the earlier part of this thread and saw that curveball dude, he did the same thing last night insulting everyone on Mccoven. why does he waste his time here? and can someone be banned for that?

Its not easy being a giants fan

by jasonx on Aug 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i dunno.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is incredibly sad is hes got 450 comments within two weeks. You’d figure if you hate a community that much, you’d leave it by the first 10.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: when do you think Brett Favre will ACTUALLY retire ...... and stay retired?

i say when he gets sacked and suffers a career-ending injury …… until then, he will not stop playing.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll stop when he stops getting all the attention he’s whoring himself before. What a friggin’ drama queen. “LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“for” – not “before”. Gah.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you said it, corn!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tired of hearing about Brett Favre.

by Natto on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait until he goes to the Meadowlands in week number five. He’s going to wish he stayed home in Mississippi mailing out pictures of his penis.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Now I want to go find a comment you made before the 2008 season about how excited you were Favre was going to be on the Jets and how the rest of us were just haters.

Good times…

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think it's pretty damn funny

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Unknown Hinson

anyone else in to the king of country and western troubadours?

Unknown Hinson

by Countificus on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

As a country boy all I can say is it's OK.

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The list of country/western, americana, southern rock acts that people should check out before Unknown Hinson is long and distinguished.

Quietly hoping Brandon Belt develops into John Olerud, circa 1993.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL: Me

For putting the over-under for Dirty’s IP at 4 and then taking the under…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Against SD sanchy was frustrating but he only allowed 3 runs in 5 innings, thats still giving your team a cance to win i think.

Its not easy being a giants fan

by jasonx on Aug 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

Some dude had a fanpost after that game where he adamantly blamed Rowand and Sanchez (pretty much only) for that game. Don’t let him see this

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELLO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey PiKA, help a guy out. There’s a phenomenon where people who don’t know a lot think they know a lot but then the more you come to know the more you know you don’t know. Do you know what that’s called? I don’t know, and it’s been bugging me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe that's called .....

fuckingmoronism. it’s quite the epidemic.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m pretty sure there’s a real term for it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh .......

now i feel like the one suffering from fuckingmoronism. nevermind then.

/sits in the corner and lights up a joint.

lol.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've been on the road for 13 hours

PLUS have to make it to tomorrows game in St. Louis, what the fuck are you even saying

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words.

I really want to know, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm…. yea i would have said ignorance… what else goes with it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignorance?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That only covers half of the phenomenon, unless you’re throwing a wide blanket.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a teenager?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beeing naiive?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the word I was thinking of as well. Wonder if that’s the right one.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah-ha! I was thinking of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my next guess

Glad I could help

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well .........

i was way the hell off. lol!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

It’s called anosognosia.

But I was wearing the juice!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 19, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

DON’T HATE ON US

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’m one too.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about cognitive dissonance?

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 19, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the FUCK have you been?

lol! what’s up PiKA? you missed a n00b bitching out on Lars!

X^D

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait… let me get this straight, a NOOB bitched out Lars… not possible, more like impossible

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah dude .......

check out the beginning of the thread …… there’s a comment post from “curveball3110.” that’s the n00b with the attiude problem. pretty hilarious though. it’s also rec’d so you can’t miss it.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm… i’ll have to check that out then

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sup, Pika?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should get off the computer then.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i prolly will in a bit

just wanted to check in and say what up, plus need a little help on what time i should leave to make the giants game tomorrow in St. louis…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say, just leave as early as you possibly can.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 AM? it's like about a 13 1/2 hour drive to St. Louis, get my ticket

from Wells Fargo, then get a parking spot… plus i lose an hour…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 4 AM sounds about right.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, then grab breakfast somewhere in Denver, next to

Coors… PLACE IS AMAZING

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pika do you have a sign or something so Kruk and Kuip can give you a shout-out?

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, i should!!

Dude, i’m in an executive suite box… sooooo yea…. i might even actually see them for real… But i donno if i got the time to do one of those

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thread explodes in 3….2…1…

PIKA!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

much needed probably too

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to games in STL?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well… i’m in Boulder now, and i’ll leave early tomorrow to go to the game in STL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez

I read this subthread as “PIKA explodes in 3, 2, 1”

And you saying “much needed probably too”

Gross guys

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

linea de subjecto

So, has anyone used this here yet? Because it’s awesome, and often topical:

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

/agreed

Totally awesome.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But… right handed homer!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, i’m gonna say this, i like everyone else here was a N00b, and i took all the criticisms and shit and kinda learned how to talk here. Got into arguments with people that aren’t really here as much anymore about multiple things. The one thing i learned, DONT TAKE SHIT SERIOUSLY AND MOVE ON. For all the n00b posters out there, just move on, seriously, mostly we’re messing with you for the hell of it, but then when you take it seriously it makes everything much worse.

Basically, GET THE FUCK OVER IT

PiKA’s insightful post of the day

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

WHAT A JERKFACE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

bullshit man, get off my back

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait… what would i be doin on your back? O_o

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i never take anything seriously here .......

especially when it’s coming from you, PiKA. lol! j/p.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, this is true actually unless i'm actually saying "seriously"

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha, of course!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and sometimes even then.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess some people are just unhappy in their lives and express that unhappiness on message boards. It’s really a cry for help.

We should feel sorry for him.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a multitasker

I can feel sorry for someone AND ridicule them at the same time :)

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drove for 13 hours today, through so many storms, i can haz sympathy? :)

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh… hard on.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT HOWIE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can haz 5 sympathys.

cuz u r 5.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, yes. And ridicule. (multitasker)

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I want to second the request that you make a sign so Kruk and Kuip put you on T.V.

GET’R DONE, PiKA!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT! now i have to do actual work

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t believe that you drove for 13 hours today until you post it one more time.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

109 hours

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The longest I ever drove at one time was 12 hours, and that was a bad idea.

These days, I refuse to drive for more than four hours at a time before giving the wheel up to somebody else. My pride isn’t quite as important as my life, and 4 hours is right around the attention break point.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 hours tomorrow i think?

but yea… that’s the way it is, like hey guyz, i just drove 13 hours!!!! beat that!! But yea, bout time i should go to bed

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m odd in that I find driving long distances on open highway very relaxing. When my sister lived in Seattle I would always look forward to driving up and down I-5 to see her and my niece and nephew. Then they moved to Boise. Haven’t done that drive from the Bay Area yet.

by non sequitur on Aug 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not odd. I always thought so, too. I’d drive 13 hours to and from school on breaks, usually on my own. It was cool.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find long drives oddly relaxing

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might work for you guys, and more power to you for it, but oddly relaxed is the wrong state for me to be in when driving.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe “zen” is a better description? I become one with the road. Or something.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. So I must be odd for other reasons ….

by non sequitur on Aug 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy long drives, too. I’d tell you how long that drive from Bay Area to Boise would be, but once I had kids I discovered all my travel time estimates bizarrely inaccurate. We were late everywhere.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What route did you take? I assume I-80 east to Winnemucca, then U.S. 95 north? Is it scenic? A completely egocentric regret I had in my sister’s move was that I could no longer take I-5 up to see them — I particularly like the stretch from Redding up to Roseburg, OR. I have been contemplating routes to Boise that are significantly longer but perhaps more scenic.

by non sequitur on Aug 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, that’s the one. Nevada is boring, Oregon is frustratingly slow. Two lanes, 55 MPH speed limit through the whole state, and it’s enforced. Let someone else pass you, then go 2-3 MPH slower. Cops get them, you slow down as you pass and go on your merry way.

Whether it’s scenic or not depends on how you like huge expanses of land with mountains in the distance, and lots of scrub in between. I think it’s nice, but lots of other I know think it’s really boring.

There’s other routes, but they wouldn’t be much more scenic and WAY longer, as far as I know. I tried going up 395, and turning east around…um…Burns Jct., I think it was. It was nice, but was slower. You make up so much time on I-80 it’s ridiculous.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw the route up 395 through Burns.

Sigh. My sister is so inconsiderate.

by non sequitur on Aug 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha. Boise is pretty nice, really. Can’t blame a family for wanting to live there. I bet it can’t really be that much longer than going up I-5 to Seattle, once traffic is considered. I’ve never done that trip, though, so this could be another of my time estimates that is way off.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually a shorter drive — always a central feature of their pitch for me to drive up. That never really concerned me, though. I probably wouldn’t mind the Winnemucca route. And my car (used ‘92 Toyota) can’t really do much above 55 anyway.

My sister and brother-in-law actually moved from Seattle to Boise precisely because they thought it would be a better place to raise kids — my niece and nephew are 6 and 4, respectively. The city’s growing fast and cosmopolitan-ish, but still has a “small town” feel, compared to Seattle at any rate. More to the point, it’s my brother-in-law’s hometown and his parents (both divorced, both remarried) still live there.

by non sequitur on Aug 19, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My knee won’t allow me to drive longer than ~6 hours. Sounds silly, but it’s true.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT A MINUTE....

PiKA has an insightful post of the day?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a new site feature.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, you can see it only if you look realllll hard on the threads

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh… hard on.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

McC Premium only, I think this is a free sample, like when you randomly get Showtime for free for a week.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN HAZ 5 DOLLARS?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were driving?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can that be?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PiKA has skills.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in Boulder for the night

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should get a job so I can afford this.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this was done?

Or are you guys bringing it up again?

Again, I have no problem with the heat I receive, it’s the other board members who take offense to me firing back. I never complained about it, people just put those words into my mouths.

by BustaTheRippa on Aug 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was done… may have been some small aftershocks

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

PiKA’s comment came up before the argument pooped itself out above.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, my mistake.

Still getting used to this format, it’s definitely new.

by BustaTheRippa on Aug 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur straight, dude

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many mouths do you have?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was pretty okay!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could agree with this… always good to see the GOOD sanchez

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the whole, quite acceptable.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pondering whether to stay out of the BS at the top of the thread or to join the fun….

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

walk away from the vehicle-
i’m still convinced someone spiked my coffee with acid after some of the shit I have read here today

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m considering just hiding the whole stupid thing anyway.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

pleeeze

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

well in that case...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be for the best. Although I always hate being the mod who gets there after something was hidden and still comments on everything even though nobody will see it but Natto. But I guess I won’t be that mod this time, so… I fail to see a conflict.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you even hide things instead of deleting them though?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be one of the things that pops up when you click “actions”.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you have weird semi-mod settings or something.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only have Rec Flag Delete

I see how it is, Grant :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hid it, so we can refresh and stuff.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M NOT REFRESHING THIS THREAD EVER!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is bothering me though – why can’t I see flags? And why can’t I hide things?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROOKIE MOD

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

N00B MOD!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

DON’T MAKE HER GET DEFENSIVE!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE WILL FIRE BACK!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HER ACP WILL ATTACK YOU

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I only get half-mod powers? Am I really just a gameday thread creating loser and all the other mods laugh at me behind my back? Is that how it is?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLYOU

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the up side, you’re REALLY good at banning people.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you taste it?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real life lulz!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA, REC'D!!! LOLJPONRY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does one get to be a manager?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

soooo hate newbs?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might just be feeling /rec happy today, but this seems pretty damn deserving.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

…utilize the word “uhh” at least three times in every sentence you utter…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT Snow is a manager?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 recs already, i see how it is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm sensing the /chasm so much i can taste it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLJPONRY IS NOT TRUSTED

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Untrustworthy!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The disparity of privileges between “Trusted” and “Moderator” seems weird to me. I could ban anyone I wanted, but I couldn’t hide comments or see flags??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what they all mean or why “trusted” wasn’t clicked. I’m guessing Josh from Hollywood unclicked it because he’s a bigger dick than Lars.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I thought Lars was an asshole. He’s a dick, too?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not touching that one.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what kdl said!

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars has a sad.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not what you said last night!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Often times they go together

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that guy, seriously.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I’m particularly fond of the file name, not to pat myself on the back too much….)

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sexist!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhhhhahaha wow

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You neanderthal!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Grant

/laugh track

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Howie the woman?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can kill with a smile and I can wound with my eyes.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH I C, makes perfect sense now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can ruin your faith with my casual lies.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can kill with your smile?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I only reveal what I want you to see.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's deep

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I can’t unmark this comment. What did you do, Howie?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never give out. And you never give in.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, this song kind of sucks.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linkin Park doesnt suck tho

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you just carelessly cut me and laughed while I’m bleedin’.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’ll bring you the best or the worst you can be. Blame it all on yourself.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re suddenly cruel.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am frequently kind.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t throw shadows at me!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the most I will do.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

…but I sent you away, oh Mandy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue the howie ’I’ve Got My Eyes On You’ pic

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, don't.

Please.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst thing is that as soon as I read that, the image sprung to mind unbidden.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks a lot. Now that song is stuck in my head. Bastard.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised I even know that song.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the flag I left?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would happen if one non-mods of us flagged a Grant post? Auto ban?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually my question is, does it take 3 flags to turn a comment red?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!?!?!??!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope – I’ve flagged one before as whore spam or something.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Whore spam” made me laugh really hard.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Still laughing

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too! LOL

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Grant’s middle name.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant Whore Spam Frisbee has a nice ring to it.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Mr. Grant Whore Spam Frisbee to you, madam.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll pat you on the back!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA!

IRL LOL!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Masthead

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged
/even though i won’t be able to see it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG – I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing. This is funny.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, either. It IS funny!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TURN IT GREEN!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s green!

(By the way, I kept trying to click one of the “actions” buttons INSIDE the graphic. DUMB.)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see the green, BECAUSE I WON’T REFRESH!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU FIRED BACK AT THE MODS

(I haven’t either, but I know it’s green because it has 3 recs.)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the same boat. But I know it’s green cause of all the recs!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

REFRESHMENT STRIKE!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolyou

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well I’m not gonna refresh!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rebel!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 19, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

On first listen, I am enjoying the new Arcade Fire album.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sprawl II for life

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+10000

Despite the epicness of that song though, I still think Neon Bible is slightly better. And Funeral obviously will not be surpassed, I fucking love that album.

by thebighead on Aug 19, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Suburbs is about even with Neon Bible for me now, but neither is anywhere close to Funeral.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ever listened to Fanfarlo? They’re starting to get some wind behind their sails lately (heard them on a commercial) but they’ve always reminded me a bit of a poor man’s Arcade Fire.

by thebighead on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Suburbs is decent, but not quite as varied or as imaginative as Funeral. I think the constant theme throughout the album made it slightly less enjoyable for me because some of the lyrics seem lazy as a result.

by nataku on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m only halfway through. I’ll look forward to that song

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the black river, the city lights shine. they’re screaming at us, we don’t need your kind
sometimes i wonder if the world’s so small. that we can never get away from the sprawl
living in the sprawl. dead shopping malls rise like mountains beyond mountains, and there’s no end in sight. i need the darkness, someone please cut the lights.

brilliant. simply brilliant.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah man this song is awesome!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I concur

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 20, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it as well.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m seeing them on Oct. 2 at the Greek!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got it last week and I can’t stop playing it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Empty Room

is my new favorite song

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sure miss a lot now that I don’t show up during GDT.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t feel that way at all.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ass on Fire

I’m wondering……….Have any Giants players ever lit farts in the clubhouse? If not, they are smarter than the Cubs. In the Spring, three of the Cubs, including a starting pitcher, lit farts, and two of them got burned. One of the two pitchers burned a finger, and a position player burned his ass pretty badly. The starting pitcher is no longer a Cub, but he was unhurt.

by Edelweiss on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is good to know.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was actually discussed somewhere here when it happened. It’s possible I may have started the discussion.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you and I were both involved in getting that discussion going, iirc.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you still the little old lady in Chicago?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great- just checking

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever attempted to light a queef?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just woke up my kids when i fell out of my chair laughing… still laughing!

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole idea is disgusting!!!

by Edelweiss on Aug 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that last part as, “but he was butthurt.”

I felt that was a logical conclusion.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lilly was not burned, But Grabow and Baker were.

by Edelweiss on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Fallout 3

Just installed my boot camp partition on Macbook Pro and am gonna fire up Fallout 3. Any input on whether I should be good/evil etc?

by thebighead on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I usually play like a goody goody in games like that.

by Natto on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Even when I say that I’m going to kill someone just for the hell of it, I never do.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 19, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Um. Yeah, me neither.

/not looking shifty eyed or anything

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally don’t believe you

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because games punish you for being evil. You always miss something, whether it’s quests, cutscenes, items, etc.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always be evil.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was good, and it was alright. I wish I had taken the evil path because there’s some cool isht that you can do.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

evil. play evil.

you get to nuke megaton. and watch it from a distance. it’s so epic.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

not quite a spoiler .......

more a preview of what you can do as an evil-doer. that’s just one of the many things you can do with bad kharma.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

You don’t need bad karma to do that, you just get a ton of it when it happens.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoop! you're right .......

that’s the big start of being evil. and i totally can’t wait for …….

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would so play this.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, the only game I could be bad in was KOTOR because I wanted to be Sith. I naturally play games as the nice guy, plus to go bad you usually have to kill babies.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 20, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOBODY CARES

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not precisely sure what this is in reference too, but my guess would be that’s an accurate statement

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think this went from when i basically said to people “I DONT CARE ABOUT STATS” and then somebody came back and said, “others do”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE RIGHT

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now you guys are really in trouble!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

haha, not even afraid of jponry anymore

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

The jponry is getting angry. Quick everyone, talk about how much you love pie and/or Buster Posey!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...

I don’t like pie. Or cake, for that matter. Pie>Cake, though. DON’T KILL ME PIE LOVERS

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE’S GOING TO GET DRUNK WITH HIDING POWERS!

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might not end well

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t hide something that you’re later going to want to unhide. It’s a pain in the ass.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN SEE WHO RECCED WHAT COMMENT.

ALL THIRTEEN PEOPLE WHO RECCED LOL_JUSTLIKEAWOMAN_LOL.JPG, YOU’RE GOING ON THE LIST.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U ARE!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks for a rock to hide under

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was bound to happen, sooner or later.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss? or twhs?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the last freakin’ time, I’M A GIRL.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW THIS!!!!!!!! BUT BOTH WORK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUEBERRY MUFFINS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped and bought some.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a banana nut muffin this morning for breakfast... it was fantastic

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna bake banana bread tomorrow (if I remember to buy butter). Yum!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew. What a gross way to ruin bread.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so, so sorry.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banana = YUCK

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, BUT YOU ARE SO VERY VERY VERY WRONG.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, orientation on Tuesday! I’m getting giddy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, it starts on Saturday for me!

But I guess I’ll see you around campus then?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be there but you probably won’t see him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll look out for him in the bushes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still got my telescope

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you’re in Ohio.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Satellite's chop, the satellites

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if I shoot ’em out?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm shit outta luck

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is that irl, it will be the exact other way around.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, it does seem like that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have no idea what you look like or what your actual name is, so you’re totally stalker free this round. Although I guess if I see a Whiteside shirt….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, I do have an advantage there. But, yeah, I’ll probably be the only one on campus wearing a Whiteside shirt. And a random, “LOL HOWIE” comment might be a dead giveaway.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’ll be totally oblivious because nobody calls me that in real life.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered what would happen if I was out somewhere and somebody was like “HEY HOWIE” and I reacted and my friends were like “WTF HOWIE?” and I had to explain it.

Although I guess that scenario actually covers what would happen if that happened. So, yeah….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friends actually call me corn, so I don’t have to worry about that.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no way I would remember to call you by your actual name.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. You’d definitely be Howie. Course I wouldn’t take offense if you called me Prussian

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we ever meet in person, there is 0% chance I’m calling you anything but “Howie”.

by non sequitur on Aug 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Mayor actually called me “howtheyscored” at the last meeting I made it to.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Pika would call me “chop” irl.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re on campus on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon/evenings, you might. I probably won’t see you, though. Well, I won’t know if I do, anyway.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of my classes are Tuesday/Thursday afternoons. And I think my Whiteside shirt will make me stick out.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corn = YUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLAG HIM JPONRY FLAG HIM

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE ALSO WRONG!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me a little sad. I’m gonna go cry a little now. Are you happy?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Grabs tissues and hands you em. I haz a sad now :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had ice cream. I’m better now.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.. so i didnt help? :*(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. And the tissues were awesome too. Thanks!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cobbed corn can be delicious. I’ve never met the canned corn that I liked. I like some of the cans themselves, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

creamed corn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsAwOy-h6h4&feature=related

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U!

In all seriousness, just the smell of a banana makes me gag. There’s no food in the world that I hate more than bananas.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me how you really feel about them.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

banana makes me gag

Relax your throat muscles

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL, I knew as soon as I hit post I’d regret that.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!! but it was homemade, hot and fresh, and it was pretty amazing. Never had it before

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I baked some! I’ll send them to “walk off baltimore chop or bust”

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! :D

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, they’re delicious!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurry up and create a puppet account!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve obviously never inspected jponry’s member page.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inspect Member makes me giggle every time I click on it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OH MAN

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how we warn/ban people.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like being part of a secret society

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you taste it?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

One that everybody knows about.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JPONRY’S MEMBER

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve obviously never inspected jponry’s member page.

/because I R 5

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t we already do the pelvic exam thread today?

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about you, but I certainly did.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stirrups!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Complete with sheepskin covers!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like car seat covers?

Was this a real doctor’s visit or a quickie in the parking lot?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-a

Looks like I missed a good one. Oh well.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just another MCC Post-Game Thread.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he means the

nevermind

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, was there a game today or something?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is almost midnight here Little old ladies should be in bed. Time for a little Schnaps to knock me out, and make me forget about the Cubs, then brush my teeth, then hop into bed…………………….Buona notte Schlaf gut

by Edelweiss on Aug 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you still have teeth?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but I put them in a bowl. Gute Nacht!!!

by Edelweiss on Aug 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

easily my favorite missed reply comment of the week

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really struggling with how to make sense out of Edelweiss

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You saw the Meet Up thread, right? Pretty much sums it up/

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes- that is the one that still has me wondering how I was drugged

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not like Prussians.

by Edelweiss on Aug 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CREOLE PRUSSIANS????

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Prussia? Is it near Promania or Pruwanda?

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what exactly is a Prussian?

vodka and Kahlua?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Aug 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The antithisis of a Bavarian

by Edelweiss on Aug 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bavarians!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, FREDERICK THE GREAT

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE LIKE FREDERICK THE HOMOPHOBE. AMIRITE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OR SUCK IT FREDERICK LEWIS

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACTUALLY THE RUMORS ARE THAT HE WAS GAY AND IN LOVE WITH VOLTAIRE

NOW YOU KNOW

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know someone named Voltaire. Voltaire Victorio.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what you name your kid if you want them to grow up to be a supervillain.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to baseball

I would still like to see the Giants make another move offensively. Even if they do have enough offensive power to make it to the playoffs, I still don’t see how they can compete with a team like the Yankees.

LaRoche please?

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Who gets moved to the bench for LaRoche?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Jose Guillen, thats for sure

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I know it’s a reach, but Guillen to the bench and Huff back in RF.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see LaRoche if we hadn’t gotten Guillen, but I doubt he’ll be benched after they just got him (though I wouldn’t mind it at all.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much of his salary are we actually paying?

They could just DFA him and pretend the whole thing never happened.

Has anyone ever been DFA’d twice in the same season?

by capn on Aug 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would almost be worth it just to see people freak out. BUT HE’S HITTING .440!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it too, knowing our front office. But to win the WS, you have to make upgrades wherever you can.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand.

Torres will play most days and he would be our back up outfielder. Nate is Defensive replacement and Ishi would never see the field again.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is already our backup outfielder.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Just giving the scope. Basically everything stays the same. Except for Ishi and Huff would split time at 1st and 2nd. Bringing him in makes it tough to set an everyday lineup.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Huff spilts at 1st and RF and Ishi never plays again

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tschuss!

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The First two games I stopped listening after they got the lead and they lost.

Today I listened to the whole thing. Is this Science now?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Respectfully disagree

SP win is not a junk stat!?!?! Everyone knows there are 2 bullpens, the pens you use when ahead and the ones you use when behind or need to go to when you starter melts down in the 5th. SP win is a sign of a healthy team not needing to use its “down 3 runs in 6th” reliever and hope for a rally vs other teams top tier relievers and come back.

How important is this? Look at SD’s success. Honestly, defensive team who plays fundamental run scoring baseball with a 7,8,9 inning setup\relieving core that can shorten a game. Padres are averagish except they can shorten a game. Really who hits besides Gonzalez? Giants lost a freaking game throwing a 1 hitter, single.. with a SB, fly out, fly out 1 run scored 1-0 game. I WAS THERE!

Enough with that rant. None of this matters. Do we care if Giants make to last week in contention, divisions series, league series or WS LOSS? I care about a WS WIN!! THIS WILL ONLY HAPPEN IF LINCECUM COMES BACK!!!! We need that guy who can shut down anyone 8-9 innings in the clutch and beat a Latos\Halladay\Ace to be named number 1 starter. Wins are good…. Lincecums return to form is the thing that matters most, and the rest will work itself out.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, you make some good points.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right? What’s with wordy comments all of a sudden?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, if you can sum something down to a sentence that'd be awesome..

it’d make it so much more readable

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

English was only my first language

Frustrated with recent month. First win not requiring a 3rd run in 11th inning in forever and I need to remind everyone we have Ace problems if we make the playoffs. And there is another 5 thought sentence. Sorry guys.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean English is your 2nd language?

I think we all agree that we miss the old Timmy. Let’s hope he comes back.

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna just go ahead and say you are right...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if you were there, then that settles it.

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally

I like this Sandoval guy. And Jonathan Sanchez looked good

and I leave my retreat tomorrow!

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't get to attached

Because you know what could happen.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

but thats what you get for being a Giants fan

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well today is sad now.

My wife just said Candle Jack and now…………..

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody else hoping

Tim has a haircut by saturday?

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m hoping for a Mohawk

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah – that’s overdone on this team.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hair tie, sure.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I’d settle for a 94 mph fastball with control

by Bochean on Aug 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the Giants to somehow, right now, acquire Miguel Cabrera.

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

UHHHH ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Rich Harden?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't play Pokemon anymore

but this is awesome

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am proud to say that reading this fine blog directly caused me to purchase Soulsilver and start playing Pokemon again.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 20, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

In the end, we all lose. Except some people.

by rain.TheMist. on Aug 19, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is great. Love stories usually make me feel like crap for some reason, but I really liked this movie.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I gave it a solid four out of five. Michael Cera was much less hateable than I was expecting, but still hateable enough to not surprise me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike a lot of Michael Cera’s movies, but it’s nothing against him.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 19, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overall, I liked the casting a lot more than I thought I would. Even the people I was doubtful about did a good job with their characters. And Kieran Culkin won me the fuck over.

I thought the movie was directed really, really well, and mostly suffered only from the concessions they had to make to the story in order to fit six full volumes into two measly hours. A few of the choices they made with the book six section really stood out as inferior to me.

But it’s a hugely entertaining movie nonetheless.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they fleshed out the Katayangi twins a little more. They didn’t even get any lines.

by Natto on Aug 19, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have been happy to sacrifice some Matthew Patel for more Katayanagi twins.

I was disappointed that Knives’s dad didn’t make an appearance, but I totally understand there was no room whatsoever for that storyline.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

I’m a little confused about the computer chip in the back of Ramona’s neck. Was what’s-his-face supposed to be controlling her the whole time? Because I hope not…

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 19, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a throw-in from volume six of the graphic novel, and not a very good one at that. The line “he literally has a way of getting inside my head” was from the graphic novel (where, if I’m correct, there was no computer chip), and it made a lot more sense there because the subspace highway thing played a much bigger role in the GNs, and there is an entire scene in the GN that literally takes place inside her head.

My theory is that they thought it was too cool to leave out, and added the computer chip to phlebotenom away all the backstory about it that they didn’t have time to tell..

When I mentioned some of the decisions they made with the sixth book in particular that I didn’t like, that was one of them.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I don’t think it’s about Gideon literally controlling Ramona so much as it’s about using something literal as a metaphor for the power that he emotionally has over her.

But I think it’s almost impossible to not be confused by that whole thing without the graphic novel. It really should have been an edit room cut. Personally, having read the last GN, I think they really flubbed the whole Ramona/Gideon final act stuff in the movie. Like, the way they handle it in the movie is significantly different, and not better for it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I want to see if there is a computer chip in the graphic novel. I’m almost 100% sure that there isn’t.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

a metaphor for the power that he emotionally has over her.

Good, that’s what I was hoping

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 20, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kieran Culkin is the best Culkin

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 19, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ, Vampires Suck is going to make more money than Scott Pilgrim’s entire eventual run in this weekend alone. >:(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appalling how people actually go see this movie. I can’t believe anyone could enjoy it

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 19, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see any way that it could possibly be funny even for a few seconds.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I think I may be overloading myself a bit

14 units: C++, Java, Unix, iPhone development, and some weird intro to IS class

and I work full time and have a girlfriend.

Next few months are gonna be bizarre.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 19, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The iPhone has already been developed

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 19, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 20, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I took 16 units last semester, however they were all General Ed. Are these your first programming classes?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 20, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

So this was an interesting thread

We had the whole noob vs. the Viking thing, which at one point seemed to be taking over the entire thread.

Then we had the jponry mod hilariousness.

So, some annoyingness then some awesomeness to balance it out.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 19, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine if the Giants lost.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 19, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking in the past tense?

Nothing is over until we say it is.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 19, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez looked good throughout 8 innings.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 19, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

/ducks

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 19, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pidgeons

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 19, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cardinals

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 20, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate cardinals.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 20, 2010 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My comment on a Cards message board after the acquisition of Pedro Feliz:

“He doesn’t just make outs, he is the master of the “soul-crushing” out.

He waits, lurking in the bushes, perhaps smacking a single or 2…he chips in with some nifty fielding…

then…

Just as you’re mounting a comeback, the crowd is going nuts, bases are clogged with Cards, opposing pitcher is sweating like a retard eating hot wings…Pete Happy strikes!!!! A low slider on the outside half of the plate, Pedro’s left foot bails as he strides in the bucket, his arms extend, his wrists roll over and BOOM! 6 (or5) – 4 – 3…end of the inning.

The worst part is the he won’t look like he gives a shit either during or after the play.

Luck to y’all."

Note – they are a downtrodden bunch.

by younghutch on Aug 20, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Jays are annoying.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 20, 2010 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are the aggressive panhandlers of the avian world.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 20, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno the seagulls in Alameda might take that title.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seagulls are like groups of homeless children that mob isolated tourists and pick them clean.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 20, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a mirrored sliding glass door that leads to my backyard. One of those guys would stand there pecking at his reflection in the glass for hours.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 20, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

A panhandler or a blue jay?

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 20, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Jays. But Howie does that as well.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 20, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

He must have learned from that bird on his shoulder as a kid.

Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 20, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our bluejays are noisy, but they don’t actually swoop down and yank the bread crusts out of my hand.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our hummingbirds are the loudest complainers… they will perch in a tree by the patio and chitter away until I fill the feeders.

Oh great, the cat is eating something she caught…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid I use to hat cleaning areas our barn cats hung out b/c of all trhe carcasses (birds, jack rabbits, badger?, snakes) it was crazy.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you hang bird feeders low enough, they become cat feeders.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 20, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 20, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used "Hella" in a cover letter for a job application today.

What do you think my chances of landing it are? It’s another Ad firm job. Strategy side.

THey said they said in the description I would need “passion.” So I started the email with “Hella passion.”

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 19, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you use “Sup dogg” as your introduction?

I’d hire you.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 19, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If those were the first two words, your odds are probably pretty low. If a non-San Francisco read your cover letter, that lowers your odds, too.

Since everyone is still unemployed and fourteen thousand people applied for that job, I’d put your odds are 18.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 19, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

With ad agencies I have found good response when I echo any degree of playfulness, creativity or irreverence present in the tone of the job description. Those weren’t actually the first two words. It went a little something like this:


You are seeking a Strategist? That’s me. I regularly check the Moses Anshell website for the perfect job opportunity—I finally found it.

I HAVE:
• Passion.
Hella passion. I’m from Northern California. You could triangulate my birthplace using the corner of Second and Tehama in San Francisco and 1 Infinite Loop in Cupertino. I’ve been a designer, an entrepreneur and a father. I think I qualify. I love solving business problems.

• Mad thinking skills.
Yes, it’s true, I’ve got more than one brain hemisphere firing—a Graphic Design BFA and MBA in Marketing and Entrepreneurship. I have strategized business plans for multiple start ups and found new revenue streams for healthy businesses using data collection and analysis as well as observational and experiential methodologies.

This is how they described what they were looking for in a candidate on their site.

WE NEED:
A kick-ass, strategic thinker.
YOU HAVE:
• Passion. Love it or get out of the game.
• Mad thinking skills.
We don’t just want an account planner, a brand planner, a researcher, a marketing or business strategist or a consumer profiler. Each of those is too narrow. We want them all and more.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 19, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screwed that formatting up.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 19, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks good.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 19, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hella passion”
     Oh, he’s definitely from northern California.

“Mad thinking skills”
     Wait, no. He’s from Long Island

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 20, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to point out that I live in a section of Northern California that despises the use of "hella" and characterizing that as a Northern California word is incorrect.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 20, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then it’s not Northern California.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 20, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it is.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 20, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Use of hella cuts off in San Jose.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 20, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear it in the valley, south of San Jose.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 20, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Also, it was sarcasm.)

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 20, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.

You’re actually right about the valley. But, yeah, Santa Cruz doesn’t use it. I don’t have too much of a problem with it, but I know some people who get legitimately angry about it.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 20, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Oh, boy, then I might have to tell my brother to cut down on the hella’s while he’s in Santa Cruz.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 20, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

if people in Santa Cruz get all activist about someone from NorCal saying "hella"

they’re doing it wrong. he shouldn’t have a problem saying it.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 20, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember last May Day, an Anarchist Group marched in San Jose (and predictably rioted) in support of better protections for Immigrant workers.

Anarchists. Protested. For. More. Laws. Hell, if they were anarchists, what were they doing even assembling?

Santa Cruz is DEFINITELY doing it wrong.

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by BruteSentiment on Aug 20, 2010 4:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it a group of anarchists amongst others who were marching for immigrant laws? It seemed like they basically came out just to riot.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Santa Cruz tends to do it wrong on occasion.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 20, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny

When I got to SLO so many SoCal people got pissed off when ever someone said “hella.” Thus, we said it even more.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 20, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I’ve been saying “hella” so much more as of late.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 20, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re just hella jealous.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 20, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

They hella are.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 20, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's (hella) funny though

I really never thought about using it, and I don’t use it a lot. Just maybe things like “I have hella shit to do.” And although it applies in many situations, it doesn’t always sound right. But SoCal people make me use it extra.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 20, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah. Usually, I just drop it in conversation occasionally, but whenever I’m around SoCal people, I say it in every other sentence.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 20, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s hella awesome.

Haha. I’m trying to curb my use of ‘hella’ in everyday conversations ‘cause I will be heading down to SoCal in a few weeks for school. I was talking to someone who was also from SF during orientation and one of us said ’hella’. Some people in our group have never heard of the word & asked what it meant lol. The word just comes out so naturally that I can’t catch myself sometimes!

"Time for the laser show, boys!" — Aubrey Huff

by Chro on Aug 20, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised they hadn’t heard it. I thought they just knew it but hated the word.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 20, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah so…

Sent this email at 4:30.

Interview scheduled by 9:30 today.

And this is an ad agency they don’t start work till 9:30.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

SFDugout forusm

Did anyone else use to post at the old SFDugout forums (when they were actually populated)? The only users I recognize are Brute and Bhaakon. Does that OptionZero guy post here?

by kingofthacove on Aug 19, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I think jponry did. OptionZero doesn’t post here, but he used to post on Golden State of Mind. I’m actually RL friends with him.

by Natto on Aug 19, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember OptionZero from when I used to post on GSoM! That guy was awesome!

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 20, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I posted on a different forum before coming here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 20, 2010 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Oz…I haven’t thought of him for years…that guy was a….unique personality.

We’re trying to bring SFDugout back, I swear!

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by BruteSentiment on Aug 20, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

SMac was the one I really miss. She knew what she was talking about.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Check out the new look of SFDugout.com

by BruteSentiment on Aug 20, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got my ass handed to me by OZ so many times @ sfdugout. Ah, to be young…

by GameSix on Aug 20, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I remember that Lunatic Fringe logo….good ol’ times.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Check out the new look of SFDugout.com

by BruteSentiment on Aug 20, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol then I made one that had a censor sign over it.

by kingofthacove on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

rowand would be a good bench coach

In the end, we all lose. Except some people.

by rain.TheMist. on Aug 19, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand would be a good door stop

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 19, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i beg to differ

he would be an AMAZING door stop

In the end, we all lose. Except some people.

by rain.TheMist. on Aug 19, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would fail, miserably.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 20, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

He would find a way to miss the door.

Or line it softly to second base.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 19, 2010 11:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Reply fail. Farts.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 19, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Litton had huge legs.

I’m just sayin’.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 19, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see you rollin’.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wowzers

Is Anchor Humming Ale particularly alcoholic, or is my liver just particularly damaged?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 20, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Can't they both be true?

Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.

by pme on Aug 20, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two things...

A) Can we use that picture of Guillen with the Royals hat untill the regular season is over? And 2) Wins, walks, and RBIs are a similar stat in that they are not a good measure of a player by themselves, but they help paint a clearer picture.

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Aug 20, 2010 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Walks yes, wins and RBIs not so much.

"There was hatred. And they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants won. Woo hoo!" - Mike Krukow

by DrDC on Aug 20, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mixed some chemicals together in my lab tonight, Bunsen burnered them, mixed in some gamma rays, and I came to the conclusion that the Giants do better when we all doubt them. So please Grant, I expect no “Jonathan Sanchez is quietly great” post tomorrow, thanks.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 20, 2010 1:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

We need more call-out threads. I think Uribe is due.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 20, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

did i accidentally

start some shit here? I think something got hidden.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 20, 2010 7:40 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I wouldn't worry about it.

It was probably my fault.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 20, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Friday morning 8:00

Huff is supposed to be on KNBR. Seems to me the dude should still be asleep… but okay.

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by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 7:48 AM PDT reply actions  

/turns on radio

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by bgunn on Aug 20, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great timing… just in time for 15 minutes of commercials.

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by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

/switches_to_KUSF

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by bgunn on Aug 20, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

/switches to mp3 player

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by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well they are on the east coast and its pretty hard to sleep when the some comes out.

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by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I betcha they stay in some nice hotel that has the blackout type draperies.

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by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they do a work out and the nap

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by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You attend any of the games? What sections did you sit in? I had section 320 last night.

by Missing Barry on Aug 20, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I went Cains start section 116 row 23. I had tix’s last night but I lost them somehow. I went to grab them to go to the game and boom. They where tixs from another Philly game.

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by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch! Man this really hasn’t been a good year for you when it comes to seeing the Giants….

by Missing Barry on Aug 20, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its been full of fail. And the worst part is that the tix’s I had where to a Padres game!

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by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I have to say is of the population of 2010 Giants games in Philadelphia, I did not attend the first two (losses) and I did attend the third (win). That’s an R = 1.0 right there. I’m taking full credit for the win yesterday, correlation = causation!

by Missing Barry on Aug 20, 2010 7:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I was there too!

Road tripped from DC to philly, got cheesesteaks before the game, then had my first game at CBP – was a great time.

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by GiantPain on Aug 20, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we’ll have to each take half credit, then!

by Missing Barry on Aug 20, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

From Baggs:

Right-hander Santiago Casilla left the club to be with his wife, who had gone into labor. Bochy wasn’t sure if Casilla would be back in time for tonight’s game at St. Louis.

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by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

The Giants will probably be down a RP this evening. If the game gets out of hand early it may be a factor; otherwise: meh.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 20, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Cashman...obviously the greatest GM in the history of baseball
The New York Yankees placed Lance Berkman on the disabled list with a sprained right ankle on Thursday morning.
Berkman, a five-time All-Star, is batting .179 (7 for 39) with the Yankees since he was acquired from Houston at the July 31 trade deadline. The switch-hitter has made eight starts at designated hitter and three at first base.

Cashman…great GM because he can’t afford to make mistakes

by calbearjd on Aug 20, 2010 8:36 AM PDT reply actions  

?

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by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

1) No one says he is the best GM (Top yeah)
2) The berkman deal was not a bad deal

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by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scott never did anything for the Giants

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by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scott never did anything for the Giants

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by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 20, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not a very large turnout.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 20, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m somewhat confused by Texas’ response to this.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 20, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

Yeah, that was cool and all, but it would have been really awesome had Sanchez allowed only 2 hits and pitched into the 9th inning last week.

But yeah not getting swept by the WC leader.

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by scout6 on Aug 20, 2010 9:09 AM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are considering picking up Hawpe?

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by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

via Ratto on KNBR
boy that’s what I want….ANOTHER outfielder.

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by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell, Guillen, Hawpe.

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by say hey nation on Aug 20, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh my!!!

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by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Burrell might be the centerfielder in that arrangement.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 20, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you in San Fran
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Waking up stressed out because you’ve been running from zombies all night is a stupid way to spend your adulthood. - Howie

by jhiat00 on Aug 20, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

As a bench guy? A LF platoon with Burrell?

I don’t know. Just doesn’t make too much sense to me unless he is added after September 1.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 20, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully it was just a case of stirring up the pot…

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by Merope on Aug 20, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or release Guillen.

by speckops on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants still lead in Wild Card if ...

Cuzzi gets call right, and Phils lose that game to the Marlins like they should have on that fair ball. I hope the season doesn’t end like this.

by ErodCal on Aug 20, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

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