BURL, a poem

LOL

who logged on in maternal basements in underwear

Thanks for sharing!

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs. - hokysmkbbq

by jhiat00 on Aug 19, 2010 8:12 AM PDT reply actions

Wow

Just wow, good to know that the other SBNation sites are just as f’d up as the McCoven.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 19, 2010 8:27 AM PDT reply actions

Not all of them

but I have to say, if I was banned from Giant fandom and MCC, I might have to phollow the Phillies just so I could enjoy The Good Phight regularly.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

T-SHIRT SLOGAN SEARCH OVER!

I’m with you in San Fran
where you drink the booze of the breasts of the
housewives of Los Gatos

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 19, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions

Oh my god. Amazing. I’m dying over here.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 19, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions

WOW, I MEAN SERIOUSLY

This is some really good stuff. I think I’m in love.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Aug 19, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions

Wow, this is fantastic.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 19, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions

What do you think about Fernando Martinez?

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 19, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions

unggh

The shame of having such a cornily-worded, uninteresting question immortalized across the network is my burden to bear.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Aug 20, 2010 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions

amazing.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

TL;DNR

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions

+1

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Aug 20, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions

Fuckin’ Ginsberg. How does he work?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 20, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions

Wow

Its not easy being a giants fan

by jasonx on Aug 19, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions

I guess he hates Joe Morgan

Its not easy being a giants fan

by jasonx on Aug 20, 2010 12:44 AM PDT reply actions

This

Moved the folks in Philly up a notch in my book.

"There's not many things to do in a trailer park."
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 20, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 24, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions

Wow

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 20, 2010 2:07 AM PDT reply actions

who appreciated the Giants fans who commented & half-
    baked freezing in their Bay-swept ballpark mourning their
    Giants-win-the-Pennant-Giants-win-the-pennant hero then
    freezing then baking then froze some more

by Wet Luzinski on Aug 20, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions

phuck yes

by bombs on Aug 20, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions

Boxcars, Boxcars, Boxcars

“Taut” is a funny word.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 22, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

Luzinski, your timing astounds me and I hear ghosts of Kerouac and Ginsberg, Cassidy and Snyder rollicking down a drunken alley in SOMA, well they’re not all dead anyway.
was it just last week or in another life? that I drove a thousand bleary eyed miles to gaze at Saint Jack Kerouac’s fire lookout, below the holy mountain Hozumeen, days walk from anyplace, Washington State doesn’t get any wilder than that! But that’s where your prose got wild, Jack
Was it 40 years ago or in a happy dream? that I walked away from my math books to hear Ginsberg and his girly boyfriend Ostrowski read poems of Buddha and Peace off Washington Square
While out in California Snyder, the wry and reticent knowing outsider, the Scout Master of my generation, the one who led us all into forests, down to rivers to strip and dive, then down to Berkeley to screw and write, got settled in the hills, kept sane and kept writing
now Gary’s on DVD, waiting in libraries for the next batch of angel headed hipsters to find him
“The Practice of the Wild”

proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez--
more game changing bunts than Buster Posey!

by foothillsfan on Aug 25, 2010 8:59 AM PDT reply actions

Probably just a coincidence

But nine days earlier we suggested a “Howl” treatment of the Giants right here.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 29, 2010 8:20 AM PDT reply actions