Beat the Phil-LA's Thread 2
by jponry on Aug 18, 2010 4:53 PM PDT
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Wrong
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Pizza!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Do you want me to get fat?!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
You will need the energy
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That is what he said.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, he most certainly did.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The first person to say “new thread” gets banned
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this is close enough
RIP Natto
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, take your time over there, Guillen
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh
I can’t take this
"There was hatred. And then they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants win. Woo hoo!" - Krukow
Is Guillen hurt or something? What the fuck is this? Why did we never hear about him being this slow before we got him?
Giants Right Fielder Bengie Molina
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
OMG THIS THREAD SUX!!!!!!!!
I WISH WE HAD ANEW ONE!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
New thread jinx
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Should that have been a triple or did Guillen fail out there?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HE WAS SLOTHING AS FAST AS HE CAN!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Hater
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
well he was waaaaaaay safe. so it might just have been a closer play at third with say nate out there
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 18, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Should have been a double
Guillen fail
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Hey,
Fuck you, Rollins.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Huillen
That’s what turning a double into a single looks like.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Guillen
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullllll Shiiiiiiiit!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
What do you want to bet they tie it up right here?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Man on 3rd with no outs?
What does that make you, Jimmy the Greek?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, not a lot?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 18, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ball 3 was a strike
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
Relax
We’ll get Polanco out… Damn, I almost posted this with a straight face.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
Impressive
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
Torres said wanna f with me?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
torress cant throw like that. look up.
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
I got to say, that was one nice throw from right field.
I still hate you being on the Giants, Guillen.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ok guys got an arm
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
Oops I meant guillen
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
OT: anybody have an ipad?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
With a plastic applicator!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
who needs an iPADRES
Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.
Lakers!
Figures they score with a ground ball.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ugh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
Huff!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
ISHIHUFF!?!!
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
But Guillen will hit 3 HRs!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 18, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously, never give in, esp after the fly ball didnt get rollins in
by curveball3110 on Aug 18, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s the third inning. You take the out, rather than open up a big inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
so does Guillen make up for his non-speed with a good arm?
doesn’t matter, because Nate has both speed and a good arm.
LOL GIANTS.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
no. what happened in the corner should be embarassing for a ML outfielder
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG MATT CAIN SUCKS HE CAN’T HOLD A LEAD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
obviously not a winner or a gamer
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
...AT BEST
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Maybe kdl could be the first female baseball player and pitch
She’s a Gamer afterall
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
I hope they swing at every pitch as quickly as possible :(
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Darn Guillen
"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son
Slow fuq
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Does Guillen wear the 100MPH helmet? Something doesn't look quite right.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
TV is fine.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
IT COULD BE AN OLD BOYFRIEND
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda's blast it right here baby!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Hey everyone.
I demand the Giants win this game!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
Put it in the suggestion box along with the others.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I DEMAND PIZZA!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Pizza sounds good right about now!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
I know, right?
It is the best thing ever.
PIZZA!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I do love it.
wait, does “pizza” mean something else?
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
It means the best food ever created
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Between Lars’ pizza harping and this game, I think I might eat a whole pizza for dinner.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I’ve never harped a pizza! That would just be a waste. Besides, they are too hard to tune.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
/gets fat just reading all this pizza talk
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I use low calorie text.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If you order it with no cheese and a bunch of veggies, it’s not so bad!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
wow. 2 un-Panda takes
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
3!
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablol
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT INNING EVERYONE
"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son
Gross Load with the great play.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
2 pitches at uribe: 2 outs
Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.
Lakers!
I not sure the Giants are on the Giants team.
by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 18, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Floppy Tendons said he’d get on someone’s case if they pulled that shit? LOL
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean he's made solid contact both AB's...
Could say he’s a victim of BABIP..
This team is more predictable than sand in a desert.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Is that to the Kellie Pickler song? If so, I love it.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
Mmm...pickles
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
More like a soap opera starring our boys in orange and black.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
oh, of course
Days of Our Lives. sorry! I immediately thought of a song…
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
I wonder
how many different NL teams made it to the playoffs 04-09
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
just as i expected
every other NL West team twice.
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
more depressing.
11 different teams. putting the Giants in the likes of Washington, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF has happened to our "star" pitching?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Agreed. Its a group effort
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
/sigh
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
Bad pitching there Matt
"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son
victorino grounds into an inning ending triple play
Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.
Lakers!
Werth looks like a caveman biker.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Giants teach'm young
random non-prospect has a perfect game through 5 against AA Richmond
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 18, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Does Fontenot just totally suck on D?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Career 8.6 UZR/150
So no.
"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son
I don't care what some stat says
my eyes say he is not good.
WAY TO GO GRANT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
lol
WTF
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Nice one fontedick.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I think you mean
Fontenooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
DAMN YOU, GRANT!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
damn it, Grant
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
Here goes the game.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
If we are all Carlos Ruiz, he will hit into a double play.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
I SAID DOUBLE PLAY, GAHDDAMMIT.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking shit, I just realized I mixed up Ruiz and Feliz.
/facepalm
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
FONTENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
That was an intentional error
Now they’ve set up the double play possibility.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
Thanks, fuckin new guy
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU FONTENOT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Well.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Phil Collins
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 18, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Giants baseball sure sucks lately
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
don't worry joe blanton's era is 5.69
which means by the end of this game, we should have 5.69 runs
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 18, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
OT: I don’t have any capers in the house, oh the humanity.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I'll trade you my capers for a Giants win
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I presume you don’t mean you’re fresh out of wacky mysteries.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I bought some for a recipe once. I did not enjoy them.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
i like them in my tuna salad.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Ah. I don’t like tuna salad. So there’s that.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Guacamole’s kinda gross.
/waits for ban
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
We can’t be friends anymore.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
D:
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually don’t like guacamole on or in anything, but with chips it’s probably my favorite thing right now.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Yeah, usually, I like anything with avocado. But for some reason, guac just grosses me out.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it only if it doesn’t have chunky onions in it. I don’t like chunks of onion.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The cool thing about guac
is it can be made so many different ways. Keep trying and you will find one you like.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s great in salad
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I like a burger with a green chile, pepper jack and guac. YUM.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
OK, I just roasted some peppers… do I marinate them in just garlic and olive oil or do I put something else in?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Olive oil, and add brown sugar
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
AND EVERYTHING.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I need to take a walk or I will just end up wishing you all into the corn field.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rollins opens it up, FUCK!!!!!!
I’m punching something right now!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FUCKING SHIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
fuck this
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
sooooo do i just turn it off or what?
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 18, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
Lmao.
Done. Later dudes.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
and dudettes.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Goddamnit
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
I'm going to stop lying to myself now
This is not a playoff team. A playoff team isn’t winning with Pat Burrell as the cleanup hitter.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Well, at least he didn't get Cained.
And that’s literally the most positive thing I can say here.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 18, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
He is still being Cained.
only 1 run of support.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think the point is
he is losing this game by his own merit.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Not his own merit.
He definitely helped, but his defense has been sloppy behind him. Rollins should never have been up that inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Game over fuck this!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Perfect case of Hitter setting up Pitcher
by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 18, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
our team blows!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FUCK YOU FONTENOT
FUCK YOU FONTENOT
FUCK YOU FONTENOT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
thanks Font E
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Are those unearned runs? Only thing I care about anymore because I can basically not give a shit anymore.
"There was hatred. And then they had some hatred. And then there was some more hatred. And then the Giants win. Woo hoo!" - Krukow
they should be, yes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Really? There was only 1 out when the error occurred.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Having a playoff spot was cool.
I miss that. Can we go back to that?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i miss debating about winning the division and the wildcard.
I guess i might have time in October
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Season.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
So...
Mike Fontenot fucking sucks. Fuck him.
The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.
After that HR
be better not come back!
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He dammit
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
and the wheels are off the wagon for this season
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Playoff chances
Seem to be very slim at the moment.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
We are in the class of
Pitt, Washington and Cincinatti.
Only NL teams in the past 6 years with 0 appearances
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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't believe Guillen didn't catch that HR ball
I knew he was a bad acquisition
Are we still in this?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
if "this" is a dumpster...
then, yes.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
/season
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The 49ers will gut punch us next
And we’ll keep coming back because we’re all fools.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I know you didn’t mean it that way, but I read it as “The 49ers will gut punch [the Giants] next…” I have to say, it’s a funny visual.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
can’t pitch can’t hit can’t field. what. the fuck.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 18, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL PITCH FOR POTENTIAL PLAYOFF TICKETS AFTER THAT INNING!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HIT A HOME RUN GRANT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Way to work the AB
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
So...can we fire Sabean and Bochy now?
We had a hot July. The rest of the season has been more in line with what we have seen recently. They failed due to all the same old reasons.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 18, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Not unless we lose 20 straight. ever.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That was fast
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joe blanton.
best pitcher in the bigs.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 18, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
Im shocked..
That Jose Guillen, Mike Fontenot, Javier Lopez, And Ramon Ramirez werent the missing pieces.
July was a reverse slump, this is reality.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 18, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 18, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf!
THIS IS NOT A SLUMP!
last month was an aberration.
Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 18, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, there's a fairly good argument
that this loss (if that’s what it becomes) is Guillen and Fontenot’s fault.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Truthfully
I don’t think anyone was the answer. Not with the lineup they put together.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Lopez has been pretty good actually.
The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.
he has
just overworked
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
as usual, the giants score a run or two early and then never score again.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Inorite? They just did that the other night. It really sucks.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I dont’ get why it happens so often. Do they just decide that’s enough and go on cruise control? Do they get over excited because they scored early and swing at crap? I don’t get it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m sure it’s explained by BABIP somehow.
/chasm
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I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It takes an inning or two for the pitcher to remember that they don’t have to throw the Giants strikes to beat them.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
GODDAMMIT GIANTS' HITTERS - TAKE A FEW PITCHES AND GIVE YOUR PITCHER A BREATHER
Sheesh. Jackasses.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
FUCK THAT INNING
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
because hanging a pitch and not making a routine play are different things
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We will unfairly blame who we want to unfairly blame
and now we blame YOU killblue
Because whenever you give a good team a fourth out, they usually make you pay for it
Errors are part of the game, however, that was a very routine ground ball.
It wouldn’t be too bad if I didn’t watch him clank a similar one last night where he proceeded to throw it 10 feet wide of first base. He should have gotten 2 errors on that play.
They both deserve blame
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
EAT SHIT SHIT EATERS.FUCK.
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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
This is great
The Giants play at St. Louis and against Cincinnati next.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
St. Louis was just swept by the Brewers I think
They are like us
I knew July would just lead to false hope and increased expectations
I feel into the trap of believing the team had “turned a corner.”
Whatever
I’m going home.
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i’m pretty sure we are the worst team in the bigs right now
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 18, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
I blame Calbearjd.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That might be a bit too much.
But we are definitely playing like the worst team in the playoff hunt.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nothing like a 9 pitch inning to claw your way back into the game.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
NOT FUN FACT: Last time S.F. scored more than five runs in a game vs. a team over .500? Aug. 3 in a 10-0 win vs. Col. #sfgiants
This ain’t twitter.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. It was this season?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Really?
I thought we were given 1 run every game and then we just play defense for 27 outs with a 2 minute break every 3.
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon
Can we be a little bit realistic here? I’m tired of all the exaggerations.
The break is usually 2 minutes and 9 seconds
haha
/1 pitch out
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Richmond getting perfect game’d through 6
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 18, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not watching this shit for a week.
Why do this to myself? Its my birthday in 14 days. I deserve better
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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 18, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
Torture.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
no- fuck THAT garbage
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Aug 18, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
you’ve got to be fucking kidding me!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
when was the last time we got a hit like that
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When the Giants were still classy? /random guess
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to play more Wind Waker?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I did like that one too.
But I don’t own that one. I do own Wind Waker.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This team is a grease fire
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
/bochy pours bucket of water on it.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Aug 18, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, what the hell?
Mauer is hitting 331? I remember when he was just hovering around 300
I'm done
No need to waste time watching this game. I’m going outside and enjoying the rare 80 degree weather in Sacramento.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
From Baggs:
Utley bunts for single with Sandoval back at 3B. I’ve wondered why teams haven’t done that more often to exploit Sandoval’s shrinking range.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Someone needs to tell him to be quiet.
Or just enjoy the game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
only part of sandoval that is actually shrinking
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
/not paying attention either
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Baggs has been very anti-Panda the last couple days
by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 18, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh
even that looked really ugly. that was too close
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Epic temper tantrum.
I just yelled at my GF for no apparent reason. I have to keep telling myself that baseball shouldn’t make me this angry.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Take a walk dude.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don’t yell at her, just remove your belt and scowl. That usually has my GF curling in the corner in a ball.
Holy shit is that hilarious.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
…okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
A manly thing to do
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Not very Randy Winn.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 18, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I in the chasm or are you a fucktard also?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
How is this funny?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not. But, the guy laughing is also the one who just yelled at his GF over a baseball game, so…
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Point taken.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish they’d both just go away.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Only time i remove my belt and scowl
is after panda express
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
lol buttpee
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Panda Express, lol!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
You forgot to add Chipotle
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wing Stop
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Taco Bell
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
A & W
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
->Insert your favorite Thai restaruant here<-
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
Woo for domestic violence?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Take a lesson from the offense
and try not to swing at everything
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Not something you should make a point of posting.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
This is unacceptable and NOT funny
If you are frustrated you should take it out on the dog
I’m simply shocked that he was called out. Ump had mercy.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
Werth needs a shave
or at least a trim.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He looks like he smells bad.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Do you follow Jayson Werth’s beard on twitter? Sometimes it’s funny.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Dodger fans are all smiling right now, I'm going to be sick.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
/swing thru stuff
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Chase Utley loves the city of San Francisco.
Come back more often. Sign a contract.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 18, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
I would be ok with this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rowand: $13.6 million
Renteria: $9 million
Sanchez: $6 million
That’s $29 million not playing because of injuries or pure CRAP. How can a GM still have a job after that?
Derosa: $6 million
and we were so damn cheap in the draft
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 18, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He made the Huff deal and the Burrell deal
Larry says fogitabadit
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
we should try to score here.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Innovative approach
You just might have something there.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
3 legs of the anti-cycle
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
when they don’t make the playoffs, whos down to riot with me at ATT park for with signs saying sabean and bochy should be fired?
Buster interview!
Dont care about this game anymore
If Huff is into transformers
transform back into something mildly productive
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I’m going to the cheesecake factory to get away from this game but sadly, those fuckers show Giants games there, not to mention it’s an ESPN game fuck.
Kuip just pulled a McCarver
“Sometimes a homerun is a rally killer, get a couple of walks.”
Umm, I’d rather see a solo homer than a one-pitch pop out or a strikeout.
PAT BURRELL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
THE BAT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
THE BAT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 18, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
THE BAT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
Does not matter
Giants make any previous argument invalid.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Burrrell!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
I wish someone was on base when he would do this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RALLY KILLER!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
Humongous !
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Rally-killing HR
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 18, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
Lets get back in this boys!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
What is...
former motto of the Catholic Church?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hah!
it’s magic inside!
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for another rally killing homer
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo
Now would be a splendid time to stop sucking.
The very bad man who traded my first son non-tendered my replacement son. F*ck you Brian Sabean. Leave my children alone.
Hey Pablo – quit twitching so much and look for a hittable pitch. Please?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
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/swings at one in the dirt
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda needs to stop!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
fuck plate discipline
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, time to play Wind Waker.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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this guy is a rally killer
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 18, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
Rule
When a team’s marketing tells you “the future is bright”, it’s not.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 18, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
Damn I making my dinner and missed the HR, too bad no one was on base. I’ll take it.
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multi run HR
what are those?
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
For those watching commercials on CSN
What the hell is up with Michael Jordan’s Hitler mustache? Who on earth told him THAT was a good idea?
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Hitler
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got a domestic violence warning… Geesh. I said I removed my belt and it scared my GF… Couldn’t that have implied that I have a big johnson? Where is my lawyer.
Cause coming back and whining about it is going to solve everything.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I’d say this place is maybe 40% female – 60% male?
So the “HEY LOOKIT ME I’M A TUFF DUDE” shit…. doesn’t play real well here.
He would advise you to shut the fuck up, I’m sure.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, she might. Oh wait, kdl wouldn’t represent him.
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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh geez.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
another great trade by sabean- blows the biggest game of the year
by curveball3110 on Aug 18, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
at this point, every game is the biggest one until the next day
by curveball3110 on Aug 18, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
i’d say 70% of it
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You should write for Reader’s Digest… or Cliff’s Notes.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
Giant’s 2010 Cliffs-
1) team has good april, looks promising. Posey left in minors
2) team starts to show true colors and suck for 2 months.
3) posey infused, team beats crappy teams for 30 days
4) team plays real teams, continue to lose.
*somewhere along the way, our ace and best hitter from last season, fail badly
*$50mil worth of shitty players continue to suck
by curveball3110 on Aug 18, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
A winning pitcher would pitch through that error.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 18, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He helped.
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It really has been a team effort.
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Are those like mini-burgers? Probably not.
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Wow
Torres only “It’s Magic” commercial.
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They should have Pat Burrell selling the six-packs
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
ravech, boone, singleton
Not good but tolerable.
Man
I cannot stand Aaron Boone.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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hack hack hack
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus, Uribe.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
Uribe, Jesus.
Now shake hands, return to your corners and when the bell rings come out swinging.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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This is sad.
Even though I have always liked him, it’s still JOE BLANTON.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Why does that always seem to happen?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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affeldt
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
BABIP!
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 18, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
Bye Matt
Lackluster performance and getting slapped around by Rollins aside, you deserved better tonight.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 18, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
ISHI!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
I never get tired of this
He does look like a Maroon 5 type singer.
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
charlie manuel has massive manboobs
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 18, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
Charlie Manboobs.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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NEWSFLASH!
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 18, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ishi baseball to the head
revives OBP part of the brain!
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I am ok with seeing the Phillies Bullpen
The Giants were having obvious trouble with Blanton for some reason.
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and puts weird spin on them
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i know ive seen it before, but still, it boggles me…
by curveball3110 on Aug 18, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Blanton ignored my request to throw the ball where i pointed
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
Their only weakness. HOW DID THEY KNOW?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I lol’d.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 18, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I read this without looking at gameday for a few minutes
and thought they GiDP’ed.
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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 18, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I am blaming that on you.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Damn it all.
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Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 18, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
ahah Kuip
so used to saying “0 and”
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THIS
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
bad time to make that call dude.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 18, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
/facepalm
I’m going to go get dinner.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
of course
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
MUTHER FUCKER
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
I saw that coming
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FUCK
THIS TEAM IS DUMB
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
Their only weakness, HOW DID THEY KNOW?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Don't do it!
Guillen just signed an extension!
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
I WOULD UNDERSTAAAAAAND!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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welp
it’s been fun guys, i’m gonna go watch scott pilgrim and not care about baseball for a little while.
(that last part is a lie, i’ll be thinking about this all night.)
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 18, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/bridge
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
See, the beauty of it is the Bay Area has some great bridges for that very purpose. I’m fortunate enough to have a good one right here in town, but most folks don’t.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Hey! Why is the Golden Gate Bridge’s safety net orange and black?!
“Paid for by Your San Francisco Giants!”
FUCK
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
hankschulman
Strange but true, and not surprising: The Giants have not drawn a walk since the third inning Sunday, and Tim Lincecum drew it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I saw plenty of walking
after Guillen hit the ball
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
ok that made me lol
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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants just can’t help themselves when it’s an obvious double play situation, a sinkerballer is brought in and the pitches are below the knees. MUST SWING AT EVERYTHING
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
BAY AREA TIES
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
giants can never get a clutch K on offense when they need it
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 18, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
Also this
extrabaggs
Jeremy Affeldt in. Matt Cain out. Giants trailing 5-2. This marks 14th consecutive game the Giants won’t get a win from a starting pitcher.
Damn those pitchers not getting wins.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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If they didn’t throw 30 pitches an inning, maybe they could stay in long enough for a win. Assuming Guillen hits enough HRs, of course.
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4 runs is doable
we just need 27 more innings.
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Thanks for swinging at ball 4!
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Did I say one fucking word about it not being a double
Guillen was “running” like he’d been shot in the leg
Why couldn't he be rusty from his injury?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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huh
i think the arm sorta makes up for only having 1 leg
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 18, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
/penis joke
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that was a pretty breaking ball, i must say.
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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
every Giant LHB would have K'd on either of the last 2 pitches
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
No doubt.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sigh.
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wow
2 out runs must be nice
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Ugh.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
Ibanez is one ugly man.
The huge ball of chew does not help.
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Who thinks Guillen is doing a good job out in RF?
Anyone who says yes, GTFO.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
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I’m in this line.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
THREAT WITH A BAT
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I'm out
I think Torres, Rowand, or NAte could have at least made that play close.
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For that last one in particular, I’d say any of the three could have got to it.
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the fact that he was 3 steps off makes me think he could.
It seriously feels as if Guillen has cost us at least 1 run every time he starts in RF.
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah
2 out hits. I did not know these were legal.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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UC Davis beating Cal
Would really take some wind out of the sails.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 18, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Dixon is my boy
he was precious in his interview and he showed some decent skill
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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 18, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Bochy for yanking Cain too early (93 pitches)
regardless of the score, he needs to conserve the Bullpen
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
no it was the right move and it worked. andres just GIDP…
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 18, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
sending fatigued relievers out there to pitch won't win you the game you're already losing
and decreases your chances of winning games in which you’re leading over the next several days
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Yeah right
Like we’ll be leading a game in the next several days.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 18, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So your strategy is to give up on games when we are 3 runs down. I seriously think you should apply for Bochy;s job.
But he won't "concede" a game in which he's trailing
which is what makes him a bad manager
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
...huh?
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when you have a long stretch of games against good hitting teams
you need to have well-rested middle relievers shut the opposing team down from inning 5 on
you’re not going to have effective relief pitchers later in the stretch if you waste them in games where you are trailing early in that stretch
you run the risk of turning a 6 W -4 L stretch of games into a 2 W – 8 L stretch of games
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
You do not concede a game 3 runs down. Especially in a hitters park like this.
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if you have a fatigued pen in Game 1 or 2, you're better off
preferrably in Game 1
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I think I would hate to watch a team managed by you.
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The message to the team writes itself though:
“Men, we going to go ahead and give up on this game, even though we are close, because I don’t believe you can win. But we will be more rested for tomorrow’s game.”
I’m sure the team would be inspired.
the fatigued pitchers in Game 3
are going to be the same as the fatigued pitchers from Game 1 and they won’t be any less fatigued, so you have effectively blown 2 games
and if you have a game after that, you’re using the fatigued Pitchers from Game 2 in the previous series — just like that you turn what could have been a 3-1 stretch of games into an 0-4 stretch of games
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
You’re making the same argument over and over.
Bottom line: all 30 managers in MLB pinch hit in that situation. So I guess they are all incompetent.
not ALL of them would do it
just the conventionally stupid ones
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
This
Then you would start pulling people after 30 pitches, some would be unavailable because they need their 2/3 day rest.
Your team would be amazing to watch. Especially when you run out of pitchers after your starting pitcher gets hurt because they had to throw 132 pitches in 6 innings to save the pen.
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an overworked reliever will break down before an overworked
starter will because the starter will automatically get 4 days of rest
the hard throwers in your pen need about 3 days off after a 48-72 hour period in which they throw approximately 40 pitches
the softer throwers (Romo) need only 2 days off after a 48-72 hour period in which they throw approximately 40 pitches
you can bring your hard throwers back on shorter rest, but by doing so you decrease their effectiveness by about 33% per rest day shorted
if you bring a hard thrower back after only 48 hours, you turned him from a guy with 40 effective pitches who can work 2-3 innings to a guy with 25 effective pitches who might last 1-1.2 innings
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I pointed out in many previous posts when a pitcher needs to be left out there
to take his lumps to the middle relievers for better days
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Every phase of the game.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
phillies tearin up the infield from running around the bases too much
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 18, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
Oh c'mon umps, this game is over
Stop wasting time
Wow
repairing the third base line because too many Phillies have crossed it. Embarassing.
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Really?
Is this necessary?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh Buster.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nate sighting in the dugout
Cute as ever. But with that patina of depression.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Again?
that takes skill to be able to go a second time.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Make sure to wear a sweater – it might get cold out there.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 18, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Play what?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
what the ’eck giants?
aub. is going to be sad if he doesn’t get to sniff october this year.
and by october, i mean the month, not the stripper.
When Huff slumps, he's something else
also slumped for the last 2 weeks of June, turned a winning month into a losing month
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
...
AND WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Okay, then.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Well, at least it wasn’t against a pitcher I like.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 18, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Ha
another 2 out run.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol no cycle
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Please destroy Hamels tomorrow
and Sanchez destroy their offense.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Phillies = quality Giants = mediocrity
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on Aug 18, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
It’s great to be embarrassed on national TV as well.
Epic Fail so far…I’m not optimistic about Hamels vs Sanchez. There will be plenty of brooms in the house.
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on Aug 18, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
What is the Giants record on nationally televised games?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
don’t know but I think the Giants won the last 3 games (Dodgers – FOX, Dodgers – ESPN, Padres – FOX)
by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 18, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
How may runs have the Giants given up in the past 3 games?
25.
Only averages out to 8.3 runs per game.
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on Aug 18, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
And counting…
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on Aug 18, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
So much for our awesome pitching staff.
Still wondering what we wouldve been like with this years offense and last year’s pitching.
ugh. still a month till team workouts.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We suck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 18, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What's with all the Blues Brothers music they play at the park?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Philadelphia has played “Can’t Turn You Loose” following a win for at least 6+ years now.
by JamesFromPhilly on Aug 18, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
2 games down.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Division officially lost now 6 games!
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on Aug 18, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Before the SD series, I told my buddy
that the Giants would go 4-8 in the SD, Phi, StL and Cin series. Sadly, I don’t see them winning 3 of the next 7. 3-9 or even 2-10 is pretty plausible at this point.
that cute moment when the ball bounced off of Ishi’s head in the dugout was the only thing good about this game.
h/t to Torres and Burrell homers.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 18, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
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