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Posey: SQUIRREL!!

Keep on keeping on, Giants.



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Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Brady or Buster

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Natto

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats ironic in a sick sort of way.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 17, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i believe in barry zito

and i find that stat about our middle relievers hard to believe

by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

we lead the majors in middle relief ERA

by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find that hard to believe!

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it

I’ve seen some BAD bullpens, ours is among the best.

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is middle relief anything not in the 9th and beyond or what?

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pre-7th inning

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 17, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the 8th inning is what does us in?

by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense then. Romo was the 6th inning guy for a while and Bautista/Casilla/Mota had set-up duty.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

thinking about that makes me sick

by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What stat is that?

I’m watching on Gameday. No TV or radio.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol caption

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 17, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Caption

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What's Oswalts pitch count so far?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

76.

We were working it until the last inning.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need it

higher!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just did the “we” thing. Shoot me.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 17, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb.com at bat has him at 76

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the padres are going to win

by kingofthacove on Aug 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

and to think the G-men had problems with the Chicago Scrubs.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

error for the cycle?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 17, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home run by Headley probably

Bounces off of the stacks of money that Soriano is counting over in left and over the ivy.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 17, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL caption

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Aug 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I like winning Giants.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Another Phil Collins?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 17, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruiz is just as bad as LaRoche with the walk-up music

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you mean just as good

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 17, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one can beat tulowitski

by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty pitch is nasty.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Jon and it was probably some damn bloopy ground ball. Screw the Padres!!!

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I concur. Screw the Padres!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but if we get to the playoffs, does Zito start game 1 based on how he’s throwing? And do we leave Lincecum off the playoff roster teehee

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope Timmers can fix his shit

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been flirting with a Zito, Cain, Mad Bum rotation myself. But I want Timmy to lead us…

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw Lincecum against the other ace, no point in wasting a good start by somebody else.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you have to wait till ya get there… in baseball 7 weeks is a long freaking time.

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides, if Lincecum isn’t fixed by then we won’t be in the playoffs anyways.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true. No Lincecum, not playoffs.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utley in college

used to lead off games with the vengaboys 6 flags song (we like to party). Of course pitchers thought he was a joke so they’d try to sneak a fastball in first pitch. Of course, being Chase Utley he’d go deep, Most of his homers that year were leading off that season

let pablo buffet

by varsity shortcut on Aug 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Backswing

Hit him in the back of the neck? Or helmet. I don’t know.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey got whacked in the back of the head / neck by a backswing.

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T HURT POSEY

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Noooo

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

Hope Buster’s okay.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't hurt Posey

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU CARLOS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that’s it… you freaking cheaters!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait… i thought Posey wasn’t starting tonight?

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy changed his mind after we lost on Sunday

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?
Bochy has a mind? When did this happen?!?!

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster talked him into it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bean that fucker.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Leave Buster’s head alone! His face is too fine to damage.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my God.

I’m glad that wasn’t more serious.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Catching should not be where our savior plays damnit

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 17, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He makes sacrifices.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catching should be where our catcher plays.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell happened? I can't see the game.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

he hit buster in the neck with the bat on the backswing

by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, well thanks for the info. Shit!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

no problem

he’s still in the game

looks a little dazed, but he should be ok hopefully

by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope he doesn't have a tumor.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB

Walk, cheat, whatever you prefer

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey got hit in the head/neck by Ruiz’s backswing.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weak

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Does he looked dazed or am I just freaking out?

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He keeps shaking his head and blinking…

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster makes me loopy every day.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yer stealing my shtick, kid.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, alright. My hots are now in Burrell’s court.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant in general. And I’m kidding. The more, the merrier.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Wilma did wear a pearl necklace.

by maysian on Aug 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I not getting this joke for some reason…?

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tried to bring it back to the TWSS.

by maysian on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha. Well… I killed that thread.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. You just looped shit around.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s our hitting coach.

by maysian on Aug 17, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he and Patrick Willis ever met, it would be a double rainbow of nicknames.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s our hitter.

by maysian on Aug 17, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s probably the Bam Bam of the offense for sure.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get y'er ground ball, Barry

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

E)

Any of the above.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Poll question jinx.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He's going to bunt

nothing but chest high fast balls!

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, a steady dose of 84 mph fastballs

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can’t let Zito go more than 6 innings. Seen it too many times this year where he just loses steam later in the game. Not his fault as he doesn’t get margin for error, but he’s prone to the long ball as the game wears on.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Visions of Matheny dancing in my head.

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut your mouth

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

Nothing like a free out to help with a potential rally

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn looked like he offered

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes to the pitcher trying to bunt.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Zito

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap almost threw that away.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

twas pretty

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to work ahead

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Fontenot’s such a big target over there

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck.

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZEETS

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, it's tied.

Lead over, but not the end of the game. Yet.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, do I hate everything right now.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So that happened

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That was almost guaranteed to happen. Been throwing too many pitches this inning and he gets weak.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SHIT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, I hate this so much more than the instant home runs by Atlanta.

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This sucks !!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Rat farts.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOOPING FUCKING BLOOPS!

I’ve never encountered anything in baseball so frustrating the last two series.

by CaliforniaBone on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well poo

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking bloops, I swear to god

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Another bloop single

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. According to that ESPN GameCast predictor thingie, we went from 65% chance of winning to 56% chance of losing.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d say that’s fair enough.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d say we have 3 2s and 2 3s, er, t-…, yeah.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very true. Well You can’t really insult the other starters by saying Lincecum is a #3 starter.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm…. Probably shouldn’t walk the #8 guy, huh Zeets?

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruiz has been one of their best hitters.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

still shouldn’t have walked him….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not, but walks happen, especially for Zito.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wish they didn’t. Of course, that was his first walk of the game, right on time….

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by Little Napoleon on Aug 17, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hitting stuff again!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fishsticks!

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

5th innings

Zito often has problems with 5th innings. Maybe ‘cause that’s the inning you get through to qualify for the win.

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I want a started to get a W!

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey framed that pitch really well.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Kruk.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only I had a voice that magical…

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So.......

new ballgame again.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright. Get em back.

Posey, The Bat, Huff

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

now take some fucking pitches this inning, guys. Zito needs to catch his breath.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah right.

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky for us

The Phillies bullpen has been more inconsistent than the Giants bullpen this season.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

How many pitches is Oswalt at?

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

76

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably won’t get to the bullpen till the 8th/9th unless we score then.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction: Guillen gets his first SF RBIs this inning.

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

And then he starts the rest of the year.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

’Nother day, ’nother dollar, I guess.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff needs a homer........

please.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Venable doubles on a ground ball to right fielder.

Of course.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

his dad was an adequate Giant

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to ask?

The game almost always sucks when we score early on and stop after that. This is looking an awful lot like the first game of the Padres series.

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Fuck this inning

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO TAKE SOME PITCHES YOU HOSERS!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ

Take some fucking pitches.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

way to take a pitch buddy

by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

never mind. don’t take any fucking pitches. shit.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Going into forfeit mode

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO: “But I just put the jacket on! Christ!”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

As recently as two months ago I never thought I'd be saying this, but

Guillen acquisitions notwithstanding, our starting pitching worries me more than our offense. And I’m not terribly worried about our bullpen, either.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum’s demise changes everything.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

More importantly, even until last inning, we were hitting hard.

Certainly taking Molina out of the picture helped, but it seems like we don’t GIDP nearly as much as we used to, and that’s helping us stay in the game, even when our starters have no wins for what, 13 starts now?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Burrell gets booed this time.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

What a pitiful fucking inning. Holy shit.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Inning Guys

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

7 whole pitches. yay.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito will walk like 3 guys this inning

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Please no.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that was quick.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TWZS

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Roy Oswalt, we have to face him 4 fucking times in one season, he isn’t in our division, damn it. Shit.

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 17, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I used to like those starts…when he had no run support.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

the good old days of Good Timmy

"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant

by HoosierGiant on Aug 17, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m willing to bet anyone Zito gives up the lead in this inning. We’ll meet up to exchange cash at the nearest arbys.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He already gave up the lead last inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Arby's

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now

The Phillies will take the lead this inning.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay Positive.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That will make the 9th inning come back all the more dramatic.

.

[yeah right]

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is freaky.

Justin Bieber slowed down 800% sounds like Sigur Ros or some shit.

http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slower

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha. Was listening to that this morning.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit that's kind of cool

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

someone fixed him up

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

here comes bloop town

by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT START

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that half-inning demonstrates the importance of the fastball

it’s a called strike 75% of the time, so it compels the batters to swing

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

he isn’t aaron rowand
he wont swing at that

by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you were done 2 innings ago?

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that girl was cute…

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

If that would have been fair I would have lost it.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

15 minutes ago I was eating a burrito and the Giants were winning. I miss 15 minutes ago.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a good year.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 minutes ago ruled

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go make another burrito.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t blame Zito if we lose. It must be hard going out there everytime with ZERO run support.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip is right

Zito can’t get Polanco out.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh…I give up

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

Barry come on.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfucking Polanco

Just bleeders through the infield every time.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Well this game has turned into shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants haven’t won a series in Philly since 2004.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS TEAM

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

this development is not surprising

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What did I say?

This is were the Giants give up the tie.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It's all your fault

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greeeeeeeaat

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I stand behind my arbys best.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you.

You are a slap-happy piece of shit.

I only take a little solace in the fact that your initials sound like peepee.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does fat head Polanco own big Z?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Because the world is cruel

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This^

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alls I’ll say is I’m not pleased. That should be punishment enough.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Weren’t we 3 games ahead in the wild card in what seems like a few days ago?

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So far this hasn't beed the Giants month

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were also looking forward to sweeping the Padres.

Though, I don’t think many Giants fans shared J Sanchez’s confidence.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does zito have 9 Ks one day and then 0 the next

by kingofthacove on Aug 17, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Because Giants fans can’t have nice things.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballgame.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This sucks.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STUPID RECTUM FACE

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SERIOSULY FFUKKKK THAT

by THEMARD on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fun while it lasted.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course it was fucking Victorino.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Way too predictable

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Im done. lol wild card

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Too MUCH HANG ZITO TOO MUCH!

by THEMARD on Aug 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do you not fucking walk him?

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye Barry.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...

That’ll just about take care of things for this evening.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito was good early, bad now.

New pitcher please.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, why not fucking walk him

Set up the force at home, but NOOOOO

So tired of Bochy.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This is where the Giants collapse

And miss the playoffs.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is mean

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

zito looked sooo good, wtf happened?

by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloops? And Giants baseball.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants' awesome starting pitching

Best in the NL

LOL

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 17, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sick of scoring 2 runs in the first then not scoring again. its like they get content and don’t try, then fall behind.

and our starting pitching blows lately!!!!

by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone on the team looks TIRED.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what happens when you sign a team of vets.

by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Guillen. Asshole.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This last week has fucking pissed me off

SO BAD!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don't understand why you don't walk him.

Sweeney is garbage. With 0 outs do you really think Zito had strike out stuff?

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Really

I honestly don’t think it matters. Sweeny would’ve gotten a single or a bloop double.

Not that you don’t have a point, but I think even with a walk of Victorino, the outcome’s the same.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he induces a lot of pop-ups.

Honestly, walking the bases loaded with no outs is not actually a good move.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLAME EVERYONE!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhh

We’re still in July, remember?

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Miss November.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Autumn

Winter’s good for about a week or two, then it’s just meh

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stand winter. Fall is a gorgeous time of year in these parts.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s just a hint of crispness in the air. It’s lovely.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey do you have a noticeable accent?

I talked to my friend who lives in CA and she laughed at how I said some words.

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I used to. I broke myself of it in fourth grade. When I visited L.A. earlier this year, practically everyone asked me about it (lack thereof).

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like this.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

I like the speak of the South. Monotone is cool too. I’m kinda low, not too low though—not sure what else I can say about it.

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be clear, I’m the guy in the middle. The first voice you hear is that of Frank Tavares, NPR’s funding credits announcer.

There’s a weird dichotomy in perceptions of Southern accents. We get shit for it because it makes us sound stupid, and then some people are all for it because it makes Matt Downs sound hotter. I’ve given up trying to understand it.

I like low voices. I bet you sound great.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re lovely, if that doesn’t sound too patronizing. Georgian accents in particular are great.

And if Matt Downs didn’t look like a young Robert Redford, I think there perceptions of him might be a little different.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point taken. The looks always help.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it makes a person sound dumb. It just sounds polite to me.

I’m not that low, not Isaac Hayes territory or anything, just maybe a little lower than average. I can’t really tell you how other people perceive my voice. I’m still just 17, so maybe it will change a bit more. I’m not familiar with how this stuff works or when it happens.

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, when a man loves his newscast copy very much…

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll thank me later. Now hand me that cucumber.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one here?

(hands over the murder weapon)

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t fuck us over, I’m Mr. November.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You related to Mr. Opportunity?

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My arch-nemesis. So again we meet.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave Zito out there, Mismanager!

If you were desperate for win, you should have used the Bullpen to start the 6th inning. Now you’re just going to wear out a minimally rested pen in a Loss to start a series.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright ENJOY the games boys. Going to stop wasting the rest of the night by thinking this team has a chance.

by killblue on Aug 17, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Its a good plan

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol no gurlz on teh intarwebz

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

just strike everyone out Casilla.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s pretty good at that.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants peaked to early in the season.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

7 game losing streak?

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

will try to top it this roadtrip

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

July I meant.

I really can’t see them having another month like that in September.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like last season

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRB guys suicide.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa. Resurrection promised.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just get the nuggets done first.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I’m starving over here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get it.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone mentioned a burrito earlier, and now I am salivating at work…

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burritos are delicious. I would recommend eating one after work.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked at a Tex-Mex restaurant once upon a time and got free tacos, burittos, etc. with every shift. Leaving that job=worst decision ever.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I did that I would get very fat very quickly.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made sure that I biked to work and to school everyday. Plus, my gf would never let me get fat.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, damn. I thought you played for my team.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may be open to a trade…

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T TEASE ME, BRO

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, alright. At this pace, I’ve essentially signed a lifetime contract with her…

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. I respect that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

When a woman lures you in, you’re hooked. It happened before I even realized it…

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So hungry.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will do them even in death.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the type of dedication I can buy into!

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d appreciate the “buy into” part since I’m technically homeless again! Ninjames donation fund?

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should suggest this every day in the nuggets subliminally somehow. It might just work…

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would, actually, which is why I haven’t done it. I already had readers offering me a bunch of stuff, from a place to live, to a new phone etc. I can’t accept that kind of stuff, though. Made me happy to hear it, though.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if you are ever up near Davis and need a place to crash/create the next days nuggets, my place is open to you.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey to Casilla…
You CAN throw a fast ball right?

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 17, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hai guyz itz all OK

We have patient Panda, Guillen, and Uribe coming up next inning!

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah those guys are known for their patientce.

haha

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! Look at the bright side, gaiz!

The season may be falling apart, but Sabean and Bochy will probably win awards for the GREAT JOB they’ve done to keep us in contention this long!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see Bochy fired regardless if we make the playoffs, the guy is a shit coach

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are they walking ??

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The strategy, I think...

…is to walk their entire lineup fifteen times over until they are too tired to continue, leaving the Giants able to capitalize in the 7th and make up the 50 or so runs.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a waste

Casilla has only about 15-20 decent pitches in him tonight

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The last time a Giants starter won a game was August 3.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

:-(

:-(

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That blows

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

our starters blow

by ldv on Aug 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of that was blown leads or lack or run support though.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly the latter. Since the 3rd, we’ve scored more than 3 runs 4 times. All four of those times were against the Cubs.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain doesn’t know how to win.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD RUIZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow strikeouts, how weird.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla and Posey never seem to be on the same page.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

so long as they both get to the strike this motherfucker out page eventually.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i will say, it is pretty exciting when they do.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice pitching there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Damage control performed.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job by Casilla

Stopped the bleeding.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Another good outing by Casilla

limited the damage. SCORE SOME FUCKIN RUNZ NOW

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT A

Well, this isn’t going well.

I hate when the Giant score in the first inning, making me think they can play well, then they go all impotent at the plate for the next 8 innings.

And also, it would be nice if one of the starters actually got a win.

And also also, EVERYBODY QUIT BITCHING ABOUT BLOOP HITS. THEY HAPPEN. IT’S NOT A COSMIC CONSPIRACY.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

NO, BUT IT’S DAMNED ANNOYING!!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! I love the last paragraph. Art, is what it is.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it’s a cosmic conspiracy. DAMN YOU SUN! DAMN YOU!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Giants make Oswalt pay in the 7th !!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What did Grant say about Casilla?

his arm is made out of fire and Angel wings?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do Giants Managers leave the Starter in 1 inning too long?

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, if our starters would get more than 3 minutes rest between innings

That would be pretty awesome. Most of our pitchers’ awful innings come as a result of sitting down and basically having to stand right back up.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you really have taken out Zito after 5?

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given his history, I’d watch him closely in the 6th.

by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!! Swing at everything big fella!!!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is never taking another pitch again.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin torture.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SABES WUZ RIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I am going to be pissed while driving home from work.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

take your time around the bases

by kingofthacove on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

...WTF JUST HAPPENED

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

bomb to deep left

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T BELIEVE YOU THE NEW GUY WITH FAKE STATS WAS UP LALALALALALA

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUILLEN!

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wow, nice one

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen = temporarily forgiven

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome Trade, Sabes!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GUILLEN!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Lord..

Guess who’s starting for the rest of the season?

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

And will get a 3 year 53 million buck contract

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUILLEN

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

JOSE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

JOSE NOVA

that’s one way not to have to run

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFU GUILLEN HATERS

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Still gonna hate.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How worthless can Panda keep getting?

has he peaked?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/high five

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

take some fucking pitches uribe

by kingofthacove on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Everything is bayou, Juan

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

shift A

anyone watching this on a stream?

by ir1shgiant on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

mlb.com

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I am near a river.

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merope, I like you.

I imagine if we lived in the same town, you and Mr. Merope and me and Mrs. breadfan7 could have a lovely time together.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinky!

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the McCoven way, no? :D

OT/Serious note: got an interview tomorrow for a position teaching drama. Could be pretty awesome…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what better preparation for a job teaching drama than observing MCC?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You blew my cover!

That’s right, I’m not here for the baseball OR the news…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF PEOPLE COME HERE TO LEARN HOW TO TEACH DRAMA?!? WHAT THEN????

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 17, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then they are most certainly in the right spot.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIff! Biff!

/takes deep bow, blowing kisses to the crowd

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, good luck.
I enjoyed drama classes in jr high. Didn’t have time in highschool. That would be fun to teach.

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Momma, is the world ending?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You know…
I really hate it when I go to hit post and the damn screen scrolls off into the stratosphere.

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I was thinking the same thing

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one of the things that pisses me off about SBN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one of the reasons Mr. Merope doesn’t do GDTs.

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, same here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

With his speed, he will still get thrown out at home.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Cubs leadoff single

followed by a DP. Fucking futile franchise.

by giants92388 on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

“He’s still shitty.”

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enough is enough, people complaining about him till they look shitty themselves, what 10,000 comments isnt enough, deal with it, he isnt my first choice either but damn. ill still wish him well.

Its not easy being a giants fan

by jasonx on Aug 17, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is everyone so quiet?

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re trying not to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know The West Wing pretty well, but I’m missing this reference.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am too, but the picture is too awesome not to be happy.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Madison. Clearly Whitford’s best performance.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUTURES SO BRIGHT

I GOTTA WEAR SHADES

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't strike out again Uribe.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

forever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it ends ASAP!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true in every sport

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF YOU DFA

An older, slow-footed, former 30 HR, defensive liable corner outfield

We Will pick you up. You Will hit DINGERZZZZ

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Just get on base for Grant, Juan.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

sweeney

weeeeeeeeeeeee!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

come on FONTE-YES

Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.

Lakers!

by Belgutei E on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

is Juan still going?

gameday done froze

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

he just struck out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well,

way to rope-a-dope him, at least

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally struck out, on the twelfth pitch.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

 nasty change

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Juan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i am ok with Uribe wearing this guy out. i would be more ok with a dinger to cap it off.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe just singlehandedly denied Oswalt a chance at a CG, though.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pyrrhic victory!

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s better than a Pyrrhic loss!

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say “at least Oswalt is coming out of the game soon” but it’s the 7th inning already.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You've got to be fucking

joking?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s going yard here.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH GUILLEN!

/late

It is nice to have another batter that can hit home runs.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Aug 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw you, whichever Sweeney you are.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 17, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's

probably it for Oswalt right?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Just need to keep them at four

I like that we remembered how to score a run, that’s good. We just need more. Their bullpen sucks. Still in this shit.

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe's at bat

was useful. I think it got Oswalt out of the game.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Damon Andrews looks good with glasses.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

why is casilla still pitching? he’s not good for 2 innings

by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

everybody not Romo-Wilson is still tired

Casilla is 5 over his effective pitch limit, so it’s just a matter of crossing fingers and hoping the Phils hack at balls out of the zone.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t get it past Burrell, Rollins.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/heart attack

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 17, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Know who has an awesome bullpen? The Phillies.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 17, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re watching the Phillies feed, too?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we take Casilla out now? I’d like to only be losing by 1.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw it in person. I can’t begin to describe my confusion.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

should keep him in until the end of the inning if possible. Otherwise we either have to let a reliever hit or burn a pitcher.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla has actually been very solid lately.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He proved himself there.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was fully expecting an Utley dinger there.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem: “Polanco is devastated that Zito is no longer in the game”. Heh.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Polanco.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ca-Ca-Casilla...

Great job. Now sit down.

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson

by AngeloB on Aug 17, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That went ok

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Good outing, Santiago/Jairo.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent job Casilla

Sabes DFA’d the right guy for sure.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, Casilla >>>>> Bautista.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

casilla’s been awesome lately

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BABIP

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like Posey will do something good in the 8th.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ish, torres, posey…

we;ll score 2 and take the lead

by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is overdue

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen has reported just reached home plate

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

reportedly

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking news

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
The Giants are guaranteed to go 13 games w/o a win from a starting pitcher. Starters are 0-7 w/5.97 ERA. Make it 0-8 if Zito takes loss.

by kingofthacove on Aug 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

in other news, General Franco is still dead

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this stretch has been tough on the bullpen, none of the starters have been getting deep into games.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTG Casilla!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d very much like it if the Giants won this game.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how you think.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla, sorry I doubted you.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we score please?

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

some rally images seem to be in order

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 17, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, chasing ball 3.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

in a nutshell

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swing at everything!!!!!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres will double here

Posey will bring in run…mark my words

by venom322 on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It wasn't a double

but it will do.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. What the hell happened there.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Pull your heat out

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

head

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, fail

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMON VROOOOOOOOMUNGO

by ldv on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Not one fuqin walk this whole game

good plate discipline guys. Shiiiiiiit

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair, Oswalt was throwing a lot of strikes.

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by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WUT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STEAL 2ND BASE NOW!

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That was odd.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

we’ll take it

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLUCK

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruiz doin the Little Leaguer imitation

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, how did Torres get on base

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dropped third strike, Torres didn't notice at first

wild throw to first, he reached safely.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

passed ball and vrrrrrrrooooooom

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could be the break we needed.

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Posey!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres struck out swinging, A Torres safe at first on passed ball by C Ruiz.
I dont even know what that means, lol

by venom322 on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

homer or a double would be

cool right about now.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You have something against triples!?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELITIST

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Huff.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So, slider away, how many guys our time wave at that in this situation?

Reason number 569 why we love Buster Posey

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I hope Cain pinch-hits here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Audrey, we need you

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s do this, Audrey.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Horne, I think. Though I’ve never seen Twin Peaks.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Cmon Huff, can we get a game-tying bloop hit here?

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw that

I want the lead back if we’re the visiting team.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a good time to end his slump.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, oh well, lets go Huff!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

torres should take his chains off

lighten up the load from 2nd

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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon huff…like the season depends on it

by justhangin on Aug 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch run Whiteside here?

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by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, that was too nasty.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Get ........a.........fuckin...........hit!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda K's there

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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

No doubt he does.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Huff is awful right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

horrible. id consider moving him out of the 3 spot til he gets better. his GIDP cost us a run

by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck all.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was an ugly at-bat.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Huff in the mires of a slump…not a good time for it either.

by nofreetime on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did you not see that coming?

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

man

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Well shit.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Right now… I really HATE this team.

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

We still have a shot against Lidge.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

he has been quite vulnerable to the long ball.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, was that not fun.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Do the G-men know what plate patience even is?

What is the batting coach telling these guy’s?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I imagine it's something like,

“Well boys, hitting is all about contact, and contact is all about luck, so it’s important to not ever take a called strike because that pitch may be the one you luckily connect with and hit it into the glove with one too few fingers out there. See it? No, farther than 2nd base. No farther. Past the wall thing out there. No, past the benches. See it? No, above the walkway. Yes, THAT glove.”

Now get out there and hack."

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how many bloops are the Padres winning by now?

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Garland is throwing like garbage, but the Cubs are not scoring any runs.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got my hopes up too.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Runner on 3rd, 1 out, and DeWitt pops out. Unbelievable.

by giants92388 on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like sitting Huff for a day wouldn’t hurt.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Extremely late to the party, ooooh that swing and a miss was particularly ugly.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Still not sure about Ray yet…

by nofreetime on Aug 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he’s got a succinct name, right? Guys like that always mean business.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually why we traded for him.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes deserves credit for getting this guy and a Former 1st round pick for Molina

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray has such a weird delivery. Looks painful.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t actually seen him pitch yet.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody is sneezing really loudly in the radio booth.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s how he masks the sound of Flem weeping.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, who the hell is sneezing in the broadcast booth?

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure, let’s walk him.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

tmi?

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nibble nibble nibble.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rectum Face.

"I don't know how the six-pack got in my hands."

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 17, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This game makes me want to take a nap.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This game makes me want to take a nap forever.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you positing that this game is coma-inducing?

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he means death inducing

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Death is too sweet a relief for this game.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like a nap too, but mine is due to the massage I just had.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy ending I hope?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do deep tissue massages have happy endings? Actually the muscle are getting used to all the prodding but there are always a couple of hold outs that hurt like a mf.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sets up the triple play

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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I want a quadruple play.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t have a good enough defense.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

great

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Get someone else up, Ray doesn’t have it

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta let him puke up a couple of runs before they tiny synapses in Bochy's brain get working

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow Chris Ray huh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

doesn't matter who the Giants have in the pen

the way Bochy uses them will eventually turn them all into Denny Bautista

pitched 3 straight days and is now pitching on 2 days rest

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what else is he supposed to do? the SP are averaging like 5 innings per start.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for throwing strikes.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit sandoval

he is worse than snachez at the plate.5 games back . this team is folding

by notinmylifetime on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s worse than Sanchez yet has a higher BA, OBP and SLG? Makes sense.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine says they were pretty far inside

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KRUK

Apparently Guillen has one of the best arms in baseball.

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s pretty good.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna watch TV.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Ramon Ramirez

So Bochy concedes?

Also NOW YOU GET SOMEONE READY?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This is uninspiring, Christopher.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That would have been fitting

I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

season slipping away

by justhangin on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, the nearer your destination the more you're slip sliding away.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy…

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CHRIS RAY

FUCK YOU BOCHY YOU ASSHOLE FOR NOT WARMING SOMEONE UP AFTER THE FUCKING 4 PITCH WALK.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy's a genius, why look, the Giants are well over .500 and the sun is shining and the birds are singing!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez....do you ever take a break...

Even if the Giants lose this game…they’re still one game out of the WC…

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Ray: apparently not very good.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I have been waiting for this shoe to drop for a while now. He simply isn’t very good and his peripherals said so.

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, by far his best attribute is not being Bengie Molina.

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by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Chris Ray. Fucking waste of my night.

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M DONE WITH THESE POOPHEADS

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, you can call it a game…

by nofreetime on Aug 17, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray pulled a wellemeyer

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 17, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone remember when it was 2-0?

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I still love this.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s all I could think of.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were we ever that young?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are going to have to reach down deep and come up with a good game tomorrow or this thing might start slipping away from them.

by nofreetime on Aug 17, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This thing already has started slipping away.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems that way, but not really yet...

If they win the next two in Philly, they are right back in the thick of it.

by nofreetime on Aug 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they'll hit Blanton

But they’ve never hit Hamels well.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if they take 1 of 3 still only a game back.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasting more bullpen?

should have left Ray out there to take the loss whatever the final score, then rest him for three days

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

I’d rather lose 12-3 than waste another arm on this pretty much guaranteed loss.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

how I wish it was still July.

by venom322 on Aug 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies must have been drinking green tea all goddamn day.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

oh goody goody…
Brett Favre is back in Minnesota.

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The only consolation?

… Wait, there is none.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we trade for him?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Vikings!

Haters gonna hate.

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be sure to carry a really sharp knife in your mouth.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll probably score 2 runs in the 9th too.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The commercials tricked me into thinking the inning was over. Damn it.

by WesHanson on Aug 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t want to believe that the season is slipping away…but I’m getting that feeling. :(

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

There’re still 7 weeks left, anything can happen.
But I’m tired of the torture
2002 was torture too, but you always knew that the Giants would find a way to come back and win… this time the torture’s different.

Now leave me alone, I’m looking for a dvd to watch!

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a pretty decent bat in the lineup in ’02.

by Natto on Aug 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was all smoke and mirrors

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching H2G2… I will not watch that “game” anymore!

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umpire fantasy league time?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

in 10 days

these fuckers will be looking up at the rockies too .fire bochy let wotus manage .cut panda,renteria rowand sanchez derosa,sit lincecum for 2 weeks till he gets some good dope again

by notinmylifetime on Aug 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

go smoke something

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a breath dude.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you just spontaneously combusted.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, point by point:

1) Yes, fire Bochy and let Wotus manage
2) LOL @ all the rest

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit his head is so big.

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

no relation to bochy, my head is big too haha

by thebighead on Aug 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best move Bochy has made in a month………

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The Mask?

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Last Supper was an interesting movie.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyway how can Sabean compete against a team w/ a $37millionpayroll.

And Bochy was such a great manager last month when the Giants led the Universe in hitting.

Shame on anyone who blame either of them.

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Translated: I’m gonna puke if people keep defending a management team that can’t beat the damn Padres!

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATL, COL and LAD

They’re beating the Padres.

You do realize that the difference between the Giants and Padres is due to the Padres being 9-2 in games between them? Otherwise, they are about the same

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay...

we have better record that Col and LAD ….would you rather be them?

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, buddy

you asked who was beating the Padres, as though they are this world beating team destroying all comers.

they aren’t.

are you that obtuse?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that sucked. Go get em Cain.

by DrDC on Aug 17, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He pitches tomorrow.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he meant.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're confusing me man.

I know Cain is pitching tomorrow. I know that he (DrDC) gave up on this game. You don’t need to keep going on about it.

by fracon on Aug 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

k

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me say that I think Cain would be quite a fuck.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, when a man loves a baseball player very much…

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only at certain times. I promise I’m generally a mild-mannered fellow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, might as well go for the gold here.

by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

just wow.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

the meltdown continues

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Lulz

This team is falling apart. It’s going to be a long August.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s too much fail for one day. I’m out.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

As you can see Ray and Ramirez were too fatigued to find the zone

with anything but substandard fastballs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Bochy

it doesn’t matter who is in the Giants Bullpen, Bochy’s style of managing overuses all of them

if you gave him 15-pitcher staff, he’d overuse all 10 relievers

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You constantly mention that

Do you have any factual backup that he overworks his bullpen in relation to the rest of the league?

by otis29 on Aug 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What else is he supposed to do?

Starters:

8/4: 4 IP
8/5: 6.1 IP
8/6: 7 IP
8/7: 5 IP
8/8: 4 IP
8/9: 5.2 IP
8/10: 4 IP
8/11: 6.1
8/12: 6
8/13: 6.1
8/14: 7
8/15: 3.2
8/17: 5

That’s the starters fault…that was supposed to be the strength of the team.

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s better with bacon

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything’s better with bacon!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 17, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like candy from a pig.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get it all out of your system Giants…keep making errors and screwing up now.

by nofreetime on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WORTHLESS TEAM

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We traded

Bowkekr and Martinez for this?!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh I'm so pissed my spelling is off

Bowker*

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apologies

I am confuzed

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bullpen is stretched pretty thin

A long outing by Cain tomorrow would do this team wonders.

Of course, Cain’s a flyball pitcher going in a bandbox . . .

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The bullpen looks pretty flammable.

Also, please stop pitching Chris Ray.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s basically been skating by on a flukey HR/FB rate.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's affeldt licious

quick, sign him to a 3 year contract

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray just pitched 3 straight days and went on 2 days rest

and he gave up only 2 runs in his last 10 games before today

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to blame the bullpen

Starters have not been doing their jobs…

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's kinda what I was saying

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know...

it’s my weird way of agreeing with you…

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. when they go 5 innings, we end up burning the ’pen.

This is all the fault of starting pitching, and as Timmy as the ace, the stopper, him failing is spreading thru the starters.

by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but some of that blame needs to lie at the feet of the hitters

Case in point:

Zeets throws a 25 pitch inning, gives up 2 runs in the 5th. 2-3-4 coming up in the 6th.

Buster sees 3 pitches, Huff 1, Burrell 3, and before he can tune his guitar, Zeets is back out there.

Pitchers are going to get fatigued over the course of a game. Hitters need to recognize that and stretch the count in those situations when possible.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's fine, and why I said case in point

Plenty of times, that’s happened with our less patient hitters as well. First or 2nd inning? Hack away. When it gets later in the game and you’re trying to stretch innings for starters, you need to keep long half innings.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy has to stop coddling Lincecum, Zito, and Sanchez

if they fuck up in the first game of a series, you have to leave them in there for at least 120 pitches

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

he needs to coddle timmy much more

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant count on him for 5 out of 5.

by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s thrown the 3rd most pitches in baseball since the start of 2008 and has seen his velocity decline

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Veloicty is overrated in starting pitchers

location is more important

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that but declining velocity is not a good sign especially for a guy that doesn’t have that great of control in the first place

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also since Timmy is a changeup/fastball pitcher

the differential between FB and CU is what’s important

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a long season

And the Giants bullpen has pitched fewer innings than the league average to this point in the season.

Just as the starters carried a lot of the load earlier in the season, the bullpen needs to suck it up and do their part as well.

by otis29 on Aug 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this almost a completely different pen from the one in April

only Mota, Romo, and Wilson have been there all year

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell you what, don't answer that

I’ll make it easier for you. The Giants starting pitching staff has the 5th most innings pitched in the majors.

by otis29 on Aug 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

throwing 7-8 innings consistently as a starter in April-May

don’t mean anything in August-September

it might be an explanation for declining performance, but it is not an excuse

the fact is that the bullpen needs to work less often right NOW in order to be effective later, so the starters are just going to have to suck it up

leaving games early in start after start means exhausting 3-4 relief pitchers in EVERY FUCKING GAME

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

saying that the Giants pitchers have "fewer innings"

means little or nothing when the pitchers they currently have were eating up innings for other ball clubs

furthermore, innings pitched is not so nearly important as “pitches made”

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can easily blame Ray today

Should have at least made Lidge pitch today.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray should not have pitched at all

at best maybe 10 pitches
but then you would have to shut him down for 2 more days

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright I'm out

Going to class

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT A (again)

Went to do some dinner prep, and I came back to 5 runs scored last inning? Shiiiiiiiit.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame that inning on you...

Giants more important than food for your family

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know, so I get some dinner, and suddenly Chris Ray gives up 4 runs with no outs? WTF

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Aug 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conclusion

No one prepares, eats, or even thinks about dinner during a Giants game!

BTW: What’s for dinner?

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did you make?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not done yet. Doing my version of “bangers and mash” – spicy sausage, garlic smashed potatoes, salad and garlic bread. I had to get the garlic roasting in the oven. Next I’ll slice and saute the sausage and get the red potatoes cubed and boiling.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That just put my warmed-over corn dog and macaroni to shame.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t cook often, but when I do, I try to make something yummy.

Tomorrow will be rigatoni in a tomato vodka sauce with cubed fontina cheese baked in the oven.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you ever want to cheat

Trader Joes has a fantastic tomato/marinara sauce

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually gonna cheat tomorrow, and use a jar of sauce from Lunardi’s. I’ve learned that for this particular dish, homemade doesn’t make that much of a difference.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That does sound really good. 20 more mins then I’m heading home for tacos on homemade corn tortillas.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had stirfry:
turkey
broccoli
carrots
bean sprouts
etc…

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm at a conference in St. Charles, IL

Went to TGIFridays and had baby back ribs and shrimp combo. Not very imaginative, but surprisingly good.

Going to Cubs – Pods game on Thursday, then down to St. Louis for Giants – Cards on Saturday.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

take a sack of black cats with you to the padre game would ya?
or maybe set up a bunch of ladders for them to walk under right outside the clubhouse door?

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO WARRIORS!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Aug 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Reply fail…

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Aug 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go VOGONS!!

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Vogon poetry is terrible

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had an ex who went from vegetarian to vogon.

GET IT? HIGH FIVE!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than this damn game.

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go GENERIC FOOTBALL TEAM!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

nope never

/think I’m doing this right

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone was terrible pretty much. Except Guillen. Irony!

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by CB30 on Aug 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WAZ RIGHT!

J/K…

Guillen still needs to do it for more than one game.

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ick

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

original

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you. We shall rearrange our optimistic deck chairs again tomorrow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was a lot fewer people talking

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The expectations are high, they are not living up to expectations.
They could/should be doing much better!
It’s like having a really smart kid who only manages a 2.00 GPA
YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!
and it’s frustrating as hell!!!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's expectations?

You are telling me that if someone told you in the beginning of the season that the Giants would be one game out of WC and Timmy was not pitching well…you wouldn’t be ecstatic?

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If someone told you they'd be only one game ahead of last season's pace at this point

And looking at an ugly road trip in front of them…well, I’m not sure the word “ecstatic” would come to mind…maybe “optimistic”, but certainly not “ecstatic”.

by otis29 on Aug 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like a smart kid who gets A's on pop quizzes

Then listens to their dumbass parents and makes a D on the final because their mom told them the capital of Canada was Mexico City and 2+2=Bork.

by NHL84 on Aug 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

I don’t even what this means…

by calbearjd on Aug 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Story

How about this: i was at a restaurant and a young boy was telling his grandma about school and his favorite subject…science. His grandma told him that science was evil and it’s the devil’s work.

I couldn’t get out of that town quick enough.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he did stay in a Holiday Inn Express one night.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SABEZ DID HIS JOB

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

they aren't doing the big things to ensure success

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

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