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LOL Natto
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Thats ironic in a sick sort of way.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 17, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
we lead the majors in middle relief ERA
by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants' middle relievers
Lead the MLB in ERA at 3.01
What stat is that?
I’m watching on Gameday. No TV or radio.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
lol caption
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 17, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
What's Oswalts pitch count so far?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
76.
We were working it until the last inning.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
We need it
higher!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Padres have bases loaded 1 out already in the 1st
A hit, a walk, and a HBP
Uh
error for the cycle?
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Home run by Headley probably
Bounces off of the stacks of money that Soriano is counting over in left and over the ivy.
FFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 17, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Another Phil Collins?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 17, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Ruiz is just as bad as LaRoche with the walk-up music
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I think you mean just as good
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 17, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I concur. Screw the Padres!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but if we get to the playoffs, does Zito start game 1 based on how he’s throwing? And do we leave Lincecum off the playoff roster teehee
Hope Timmers can fix his shit
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Utley in college
used to lead off games with the vengaboys 6 flags song (we like to party). Of course pitchers thought he was a joke so they’d try to sneak a fastball in first pitch. Of course, being Chase Utley he’d go deep, Most of his homers that year were leading off that season
let pablo buffet
by varsity shortcut on Aug 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
DON'T HURT OUR BUSTER!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
THE HELL WITH YOU, CARLOS RUIZ
WATCH WHAT YOU’RE DOING.
So..what's going on?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Backswing
Hit him in the back of the neck? Or helmet. I don’t know.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
DON'T HURT POSEY
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Noooo
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Don't hurt Posey
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
HOW DARE YOU CARLOS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy changed his mind after we lost on Sunday
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Buster talked him into it.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Catching should not be where our savior plays damnit
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 17, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Catching should be where our catcher plays.
"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff
What the hell happened? I can't see the game.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
he hit buster in the neck with the bat on the backswing
by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit, well thanks for the info. Shit!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
no problem
he’s still in the game
looks a little dazed, but he should be ok hopefully
by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hope he doesn't have a tumor.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Posey got hit in the head/neck by Ruiz’s backswing.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I will take your mother Carla Ruiz out for a seafood dinner
And NEVER call her again.
I meant in general. And I’m kidding. The more, the merrier.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Get y'er ground ball, Barry
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
E)
Any of the above.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
He's going to bunt
nothing but chest high fast balls!
"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son
Yeah, a steady dose of 84 mph fastballs
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 17, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut your mouth
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Oh good
Nothing like a free out to help with a potential rally
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Strikes Zito
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
twas pretty
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to work ahead
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Game Over
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Um, it's tied.
Lead over, but not the end of the game. Yet.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
of course
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
So that happened
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING SHIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
This sucks !!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Rat farts.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
Well poo
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
i’d say we have 3 2s and 2 3s, er, t-…, yeah.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm…. Probably shouldn’t walk the #8 guy, huh Zeets?
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
still shouldn’t have walked him….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I wish they didn’t. Of course, that was his first walk of the game, right on time….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Aug 17, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hitting stuff again!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
fishsticks!
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
5th innings
Zito often has problems with 5th innings. Maybe ‘cause that’s the inning you get through to qualify for the win.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
So.......
new ballgame again.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Alright. Get em back.
Posey, The Bat, Huff
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
now take some fucking pitches this inning, guys. Zito needs to catch his breath.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Lucky for us
The Phillies bullpen has been more inconsistent than the Giants bullpen this season.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Prediction: Guillen gets his first SF RBIs this inning.
"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant
Huff needs a homer........
please.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
You had to ask?
The game almost always sucks when we score early on and stop after that. This is looking an awful lot like the first game of the Padres series.
Jesus Christ
Take some fucking pitches.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
never mind. don’t take any fucking pitches. shit.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
As recently as two months ago I never thought I'd be saying this, but
Guillen acquisitions notwithstanding, our starting pitching worries me more than our offense. And I’m not terribly worried about our bullpen, either.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
More importantly, even until last inning, we were hitting hard.
Certainly taking Molina out of the picture helped, but it seems like we don’t GIDP nearly as much as we used to, and that’s helping us stay in the game, even when our starters have no wins for what, 13 starts now?
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
lol Burrell gets booed this time.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
Great Inning Guys
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
7 whole pitches. yay.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Cool, 6 pitch inning!!!
Great trip through the heart!
Please no.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Wow that was quick.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fucking Roy Oswalt, we have to face him 4 fucking times in one season, he isn’t in our division, damn it. Shit.
"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant
I used to like those starts…when he had no run support.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
the good old days of Good Timmy
"Notre Dame will win the BCS national championship. Count it." -PiKAgiant
by HoosierGiant on Aug 17, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m willing to bet anyone Zito gives up the lead in this inning. We’ll meet up to exchange cash at the nearest arbys.
I like Arby's
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
And now
The Phillies will take the lead this inning.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Stay Positive.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Haha. Was listening to that this morning.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
holy shit that's kind of cool
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that half-inning demonstrates the importance of the fastball
it’s a called strike 75% of the time, so it compels the batters to swing
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
he isn’t aaron rowand
he wont swing at that
by panda revival on Aug 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You know you were done 2 innings ago?
by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
15 minutes ago I was eating a burrito and the Giants were winning. I miss 15 minutes ago.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
15 minutes ago ruled
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Kuip is right
Zito can’t get Polanco out.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Sigh
Barry come on.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Motherfucking Polanco
Just bleeders through the infield every time.
this development is not surprising
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
What did I say?
This is were the Giants give up the tie.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
It's all your fault
"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff
Greeeeeeeaat
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I hate you.
You are a slap-happy piece of shit.
I only take a little solace in the fact that your initials sound like peepee.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
Why does fat head Polanco own big Z?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Because the world is cruel
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
So far this hasn't beed the Giants month
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
We were also looking forward to sweeping the Padres.
Though, I don’t think many Giants fans shared J Sanchez’s confidence.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Oh
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Way too predictable
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
NOW I'm a little more worried about the outcome of this game.
:(
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Goodbye Barry.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Well...
That’ll just about take care of things for this evening.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Victorino is a former Padre
It all makes sense now
Zito was good early, bad now.
New pitcher please.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Seriously, why not fucking walk him
Set up the force at home, but NOOOOO
So tired of Bochy.
(800) 666-SUCK
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 17, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This is where the Giants collapse
And miss the playoffs.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
life was good for a while
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 17, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU RECTUM FACE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 17, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
Victorino
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 17, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants' awesome starting pitching
Best in the NL
LOL
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
that’s what happens when you sign a team of vets.
by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This last week has fucking pissed me off
SO BAD!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I still don't understand why you don't walk him.
Sweeney is garbage. With 0 outs do you really think Zito had strike out stuff?
Really
I honestly don’t think it matters. Sweeny would’ve gotten a single or a bloop double.
Not that you don’t have a point, but I think even with a walk of Victorino, the outcome’s the same.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
he induces a lot of pop-ups.
Honestly, walking the bases loaded with no outs is not actually a good move.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I can’t stand winter. Fall is a gorgeous time of year in these parts.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I like it in my parts too. I enjoy wearing light jackets without my Mother yelling at me about putting on a heavier jacket.
Yeah, there’s just a hint of crispness in the air. It’s lovely.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Hey do you have a noticeable accent?
I talked to my friend who lives in CA and she laughed at how I said some words.
No, but I used to. I broke myself of it in fourth grade. When I visited L.A. earlier this year, practically everyone asked me about it (lack thereof).
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Whoa.
I like the speak of the South. Monotone is cool too. I’m kinda low, not too low though—not sure what else I can say about it.
To be clear, I’m the guy in the middle. The first voice you hear is that of Frank Tavares, NPR’s funding credits announcer.
There’s a weird dichotomy in perceptions of Southern accents. We get shit for it because it makes us sound stupid, and then some people are all for it because it makes Matt Downs sound hotter. I’ve given up trying to understand it.
I like low voices. I bet you sound great.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I think they’re lovely, if that doesn’t sound too patronizing. Georgian accents in particular are great.
And if Matt Downs didn’t look like a young Robert Redford, I think there perceptions of him might be a little different.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think it makes a person sound dumb. It just sounds polite to me.
I’m not that low, not Isaac Hayes territory or anything, just maybe a little lower than average. I can’t really tell you how other people perceive my voice. I’m still just 17, so maybe it will change a bit more. I’m not familiar with how this stuff works or when it happens.
Well, when a man loves his newscast copy very much…
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
You’ll thank me later. Now hand me that cucumber.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I recall many pictures showing you already had all the cucumbers you needed....
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Leave Zito out there, Mismanager!
If you were desperate for win, you should have used the Bullpen to start the 6th inning. Now you’re just going to wear out a minimally rested pen in a Loss to start a series.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Alright ENJOY the games boys. Going to stop wasting the rest of the night by thinking this team has a chance.
Its a good plan
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
lol no gurlz on teh intarwebz
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
just strike everyone out Casilla.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
yup
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s pretty good at that.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
The Giants peaked to early in the season.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
will try to top it this roadtrip
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
July I meant.
I really can’t see them having another month like that in September.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Just like last season
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Cubs 2 on, 0 out
Dewitt of course grounds into a DP. Useless former Dodger.
BRB guys suicide.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
whoa. Resurrection promised.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I get it.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Burritos are delicious. I would recommend eating one after work.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
I worked at a Tex-Mex restaurant once upon a time and got free tacos, burittos, etc. with every shift. Leaving that job=worst decision ever.
If I did that I would get very fat very quickly.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
So hungry.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I will do them even in death.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I’d appreciate the “buy into” part since I’m technically homeless again! Ninjames donation fund?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
It would, actually, which is why I haven’t done it. I already had readers offering me a bunch of stuff, from a place to live, to a new phone etc. I can’t accept that kind of stuff, though. Made me happy to hear it, though.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Well if you are ever up near Davis and need a place to crash/create the next days nuggets, my place is open to you.
Awesome.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Posey to Casilla…
You CAN throw a fast ball right?
by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 17, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
Hai guyz itz all OK
We have patient Panda, Guillen, and Uribe coming up next inning!
Yeah those guys are known for their patientce.
haha
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Hey! Look at the bright side, gaiz!
The season may be falling apart, but Sabean and Bochy will probably win awards for the GREAT JOB they’ve done to keep us in contention this long!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I want to see Bochy fired regardless if we make the playoffs, the guy is a shit coach
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Why are they walking ??
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
The strategy, I think...
…is to walk their entire lineup fifteen times over until they are too tired to continue, leaving the Giants able to capitalize in the 7th and make up the 50 or so runs.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
What a waste
Casilla has only about 15-20 decent pitches in him tonight
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
That blows
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
STFD RUIZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow strikeouts, how weird.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
STFD
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Casilla and Posey never seem to be on the same page.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
so long as they both get to the strike this motherfucker out page eventually.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
i will say, it is pretty exciting when they do.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice job by Casilla
Stopped the bleeding.
"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff
SHIFT A
Well, this isn’t going well.
I hate when the Giant score in the first inning, making me think they can play well, then they go all impotent at the plate for the next 8 innings.
And also, it would be nice if one of the starters actually got a win.
And also also, EVERYBODY QUIT BITCHING ABOUT BLOOP HITS. THEY HAPPEN. IT’S NOT A COSMIC CONSPIRACY.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Come on Giants make Oswalt pay in the 7th !!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
What did Grant say about Casilla?
his arm is made out of fire and Angel wings?
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Why do Giants Managers leave the Starter in 1 inning too long?
by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Well, if our starters would get more than 3 minutes rest between innings
That would be pretty awesome. Most of our pitchers’ awful innings come as a result of sitting down and basically having to stand right back up.
Given his history, I’d watch him closely in the 6th.
by Talkin_Base_Ball on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!! Swing at everything big fella!!!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Fuckin torture.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
SABES WUZ RIGHT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
...WTF JUST HAPPENED
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
DON’T BELIEVE YOU THE NEW GUY WITH FAKE STATS WAS UP LALALALALALA
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
GUILLEN!
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
oh wow, nice one
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GUILLEN!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
And will get a 3 year 53 million buck contract
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
JOSE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
JOSE NOVA
that’s one way not to have to run
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
How worthless can Panda keep getting?
has he peaked?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
/high five
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Man, Everything is bayou, Juan
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
Merope, I like you.
I imagine if we lived in the same town, you and Mr. Merope and me and Mrs. breadfan7 could have a lovely time together.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
It's the McCoven way, no? :D
OT/Serious note: got an interview tomorrow for a position teaching drama. Could be pretty awesome…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
And what better preparation for a job teaching drama than observing MCC?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
You blew my cover!
That’s right, I’m not here for the baseball OR the news…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
WHAT IF PEOPLE COME HERE TO LEARN HOW TO TEACH DRAMA?!? WHAT THEN????
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Then they are most certainly in the right spot.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
BIff! Biff!
/takes deep bow, blowing kisses to the crowd
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, good luck.
I enjoyed drama classes in jr high. Didn’t have time in highschool. That would be fun to teach.
Yeah, it's a JH position, so this could be awesome.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
You know…
I really hate it when I go to hit post and the damn screen scrolls off into the stratosphere.
That is one of the things that pisses me off about SBN
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Cubs leadoff single
followed by a DP. Fucking futile franchise.
“He’s still shitty.”
"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff
Why is everyone so quiet?

"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
I know The West Wing pretty well, but I’m missing this reference.
by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
FUTURES SO BRIGHT
I GOTTA WEAR SHADES
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Don't strike out again Uribe.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
how long does Huff Daddies mini slump last?
1 more inning?
I hope it ends ASAP!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
this is true in every sport
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
IF YOU DFA
An older, slow-footed, former 30 HR, defensive liable corner outfield
We Will pick you up. You Will hit DINGERZZZZ
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
come on FONTE-YES
Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.
Lakers!
is Juan still going?
gameday done froze
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
he just struck out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
well,
way to rope-a-dope him, at least
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Finally struck out, on the twelfth pitch.
by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
i am ok with Uribe wearing this guy out. i would be more ok with a dinger to cap it off.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
fuck.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe just singlehandedly denied Oswalt a chance at a CG, though.
"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff
Pyrrhic victory!
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember that stretch of like 27 pitches where Uribe didn't swing?
This reminds me of it in that this at-bat is bizarro world
You've got to be fucking
joking?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
That's
probably it for Oswalt right?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
hes been saving his glove for this
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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
Just need to keep them at four
I like that we remembered how to score a run, that’s good. We just need more. Their bullpen sucks. Still in this shit.
Uribe's at bat
was useful. I think it got Oswalt out of the game.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Damon Andrews looks good with glasses.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
everybody not Romo-Wilson is still tired
Casilla is 5 over his effective pitch limit, so it’s just a matter of crossing fingers and hoping the Phils hack at balls out of the zone.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I don't like when the other team's broadcasters comment on how good our bullpen is.
Assholes. Trying to jinx us.
I trust Casilla to last through this inning, but we damn well better see someone else in the 8th.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
When Matt Cain pinch hit, I officially gave up trying to predict Bochy.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
should keep him in until the end of the inning if possible. Otherwise we either have to let a reliever hit or burn a pitcher.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Fucking Polanco.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ca-Ca-Casilla...
Great job. Now sit down.
"Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived." - Sparky Anderson
Excellent job Casilla
Sabes DFA’d the right guy for sure.
ish, torres, posey…
we;ll score 2 and take the lead
by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff is overdue
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Guillen has reported just reached home plate
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
extrabaggs
The Giants are guaranteed to go 13 games w/o a win from a starting pitcher. Starters are 0-7 w/5.97 ERA. Make it 0-8 if Zito takes loss.
in other news, General Franco is still dead
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
this stretch has been tough on the bullpen, none of the starters have been getting deep into games.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
WTG Casilla!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
some rally images seem to be in order
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
in a nutshell
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Swing at everything!!!!!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Pull your heat out
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
head
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Man, fail
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Not one fuqin walk this whole game
good plate discipline guys. Shiiiiiiit
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
LOL WUT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
we’ll take it
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
LOLUCK
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Ruiz doin the Little Leaguer imitation
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Yes!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Wait, how did Torres get on base
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dropped third strike, Torres didn't notice at first
wild throw to first, he reached safely.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
passed ball and vrrrrrrrooooooom
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Posey!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
homer or a double would be
cool right about now.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
You have something against triples!?
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
So, slider away, how many guys our time wave at that in this situation?
Reason number 569 why we love Buster Posey
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Audrey, we need you
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Horne, I think. Though I’ve never seen Twin Peaks.
by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw that
I want the lead back if we’re the visiting team.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
This would be a good time to end his slump.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Shit, oh well, lets go Huff!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
torres should take his chains off
lighten up the load from 2nd
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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Pinch run Whiteside here?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Get ........a.........fuckin...........hit!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Panda K's there
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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
No doubt he does.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Man Huff is awful right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
horrible. id consider moving him out of the 3 spot til he gets better. his GIDP cost us a run
by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck all.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Wow, that was an ugly at-bat.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Yup
Huff in the mires of a slump…not a good time for it either.
man
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
he has been quite vulnerable to the long ball.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Do the G-men know what plate patience even is?
What is the batting coach telling these guy’s?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I imagine it's something like,
“Well boys, hitting is all about contact, and contact is all about luck, so it’s important to not ever take a called strike because that pitch may be the one you luckily connect with and hit it into the glove with one too few fingers out there. See it? No, farther than 2nd base. No farther. Past the wall thing out there. No, past the benches. See it? No, above the walkway. Yes, THAT glove.”
Now get out there and hack."
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Garland is throwing like garbage, but the Cubs are not scoring any runs.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
well, one of those was caught at the R-CF wall in a night game
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Sabes deserves credit for getting this guy and a Former 1st round pick for Molina
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
tmi?
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
I think he means death inducing
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like a nap too, but mine is due to the massage I just had.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Happy ending I hope?
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
sets up the triple play
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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
great
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
gotta let him puke up a couple of runs before they tiny synapses in Bochy's brain get working
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
wow Chris Ray huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
doesn't matter who the Giants have in the pen
the way Bochy uses them will eventually turn them all into Denny Bautista
pitched 3 straight days and is now pitching on 2 days rest
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Sit sandoval
he is worse than snachez at the plate.5 games back . this team is folding
by notinmylifetime on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
Mark DeRosa doesnt homer twice tonight
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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
mine says they were pretty far inside
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
it’s pretty good.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Oh Ramon Ramirez
So Bochy concedes?
Also NOW YOU GET SOMEONE READY?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
That would have been fitting
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by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
You know, the nearer your destination the more you're slip sliding away.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
what else is on.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU CHRIS RAY
FUCK YOU BOCHY YOU ASSHOLE FOR NOT WARMING SOMEONE UP AFTER THE FUCKING 4 PITCH WALK.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Bochy's a genius, why look, the Giants are well over .500 and the sun is shining and the birds are singing!
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez....do you ever take a break...
Even if the Giants lose this game…they’re still one game out of the WC…
Chris Ray: apparently not very good.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
yup

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants are going to have to reach down deep and come up with a good game tomorrow or this thing might start slipping away from them.
This thing already has started slipping away.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems that way, but not really yet...
If they win the next two in Philly, they are right back in the thick of it.
Maybe they'll hit Blanton
But they’ve never hit Hamels well.
And I closed out the game window right as that was hit.
Fucking tired of this shit.
wasting more bullpen?
should have left Ray out there to take the loss whatever the final score, then rest him for three days
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
technically, Zito would take the Loss, but it's more important to conserve bullpen in this stretch
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Seriously.
I’d rather lose 12-3 than waste another arm on this pretty much guaranteed loss.
The only consolation?
… Wait, there is none.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Go Vikings!
Haters gonna hate.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
Be sure to carry a really sharp knife in your mouth.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want to believe that the season is slipping away…but I’m getting that feeling. :(
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
There’re still 7 weeks left, anything can happen.
But I’m tired of the torture
2002 was torture too, but you always knew that the Giants would find a way to come back and win… this time the torture’s different.
Now leave me alone, I’m looking for a dvd to watch!
It was all smoke and mirrors
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
SURE COULD HAVE USED THAT ONE HITTER EARLIER
FUCKING BORK
Umpire fantasy league time?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
in 10 days
these fuckers will be looking up at the rockies too .fire bochy let wotus manage .cut panda,renteria rowand sanchez derosa,sit lincecum for 2 weeks till he gets some good dope again
by notinmylifetime on Aug 17, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Take a breath dude.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
OK, point by point:
1) Yes, fire Bochy and let Wotus manage
2) LOL @ all the rest
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I still haven't given up on catching the Padres
Still 7 games left with them and they have a tough schedule to end the season.
The Mask?
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 17, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The Last Supper was an interesting movie.
by non sequitur on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we are stuck with Bochy and Sabean through their contracts
I'm a Giants Fan. I have no fingernails. You knew this.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 17, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Anyway how can Sabean compete against a team w/ a $37millionpayroll.
And Bochy was such a great manager last month when the Giants led the Universe in hitting.
Shame on anyone who blame either of them.
Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Translated: I’m gonna puke if people keep defending a management team that can’t beat the damn Padres!
Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ATL, COL and LAD
They’re beating the Padres.
You do realize that the difference between the Giants and Padres is due to the Padres being 9-2 in games between them? Otherwise, they are about the same
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
hey, buddy
you asked who was beating the Padres, as though they are this world beating team destroying all comers.
they aren’t.
are you that obtuse?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He pitches tomorrow.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
That’s what he meant.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
You're confusing me man.
I know Cain is pitching tomorrow. I know that he (DrDC) gave up on this game. You don’t need to keep going on about it.
Let me say that I think Cain would be quite a fuck.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Again, when a man loves a baseball player very much…
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
wow
just wow.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Lulz
This team is falling apart. It’s going to be a long August.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
That’s too much fail for one day. I’m out.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
As you can see Ray and Ramirez were too fatigued to find the zone
with anything but substandard fastballs
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I blame Bochy
it doesn’t matter who is in the Giants Bullpen, Bochy’s style of managing overuses all of them
if you gave him 15-pitcher staff, he’d overuse all 10 relievers
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
You constantly mention that
Do you have any factual backup that he overworks his bullpen in relation to the rest of the league?
What else is he supposed to do?
Starters:
8/4: 4 IP
8/5: 6.1 IP
8/6: 7 IP
8/7: 5 IP
8/8: 4 IP
8/9: 5.2 IP
8/10: 4 IP
8/11: 6.1
8/12: 6
8/13: 6.1
8/14: 7
8/15: 3.2
8/17: 5
That’s the starters fault…that was supposed to be the strength of the team.
it’s better with bacon
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Everything’s better with bacon!
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
If you can't beat the Padres and Phillies, well...I can't say that I have high hopes for the Giants this year...
We traded
Bowkekr and Martinez for this?!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Ugh I'm so pissed my spelling is off
Bowker*
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Apologies
I am confuzed
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
The bullpen is stretched pretty thin
A long outing by Cain tomorrow would do this team wonders.
Of course, Cain’s a flyball pitcher going in a bandbox . . .
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
he’s basically been skating by on a flukey HR/FB rate.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
it's affeldt licious
quick, sign him to a 3 year contract
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Ray just pitched 3 straight days and went on 2 days rest
and he gave up only 2 runs in his last 10 games before today
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
that's kinda what I was saying
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
exactly. when they go 5 innings, we end up burning the ’pen.
This is all the fault of starting pitching, and as Timmy as the ace, the stopper, him failing is spreading thru the starters.
by curveball3110 on Aug 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but some of that blame needs to lie at the feet of the hitters
Case in point:
Zeets throws a 25 pitch inning, gives up 2 runs in the 5th. 2-3-4 coming up in the 6th.
Buster sees 3 pitches, Huff 1, Burrell 3, and before he can tune his guitar, Zeets is back out there.
Pitchers are going to get fatigued over the course of a game. Hitters need to recognize that and stretch the count in those situations when possible.
That's fine, and why I said case in point
Plenty of times, that’s happened with our less patient hitters as well. First or 2nd inning? Hack away. When it gets later in the game and you’re trying to stretch innings for starters, you need to keep long half innings.
Bochy has to stop coddling Lincecum, Zito, and Sanchez
if they fuck up in the first game of a series, you have to leave them in there for at least 120 pitches
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
He's supposed to be the Ace you can't count on him for 7 decent innings
in 4 out of 5 starts
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
He’s thrown the 3rd most pitches in baseball since the start of 2008 and has seen his velocity decline
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
Veloicty is overrated in starting pitchers
location is more important
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Also since Timmy is a changeup/fastball pitcher
the differential between FB and CU is what’s important
It's a long season
And the Giants bullpen has pitched fewer innings than the league average to this point in the season.
Just as the starters carried a lot of the load earlier in the season, the bullpen needs to suck it up and do their part as well.
this almost a completely different pen from the one in April
only Mota, Romo, and Wilson have been there all year
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Tell you what, don't answer that
I’ll make it easier for you. The Giants starting pitching staff has the 5th most innings pitched in the majors.
throwing 7-8 innings consistently as a starter in April-May
don’t mean anything in August-September
it might be an explanation for declining performance, but it is not an excuse
the fact is that the bullpen needs to work less often right NOW in order to be effective later, so the starters are just going to have to suck it up
leaving games early in start after start means exhausting 3-4 relief pitchers in EVERY FUCKING GAME
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
saying that the Giants pitchers have "fewer innings"
means little or nothing when the pitchers they currently have were eating up innings for other ball clubs
furthermore, innings pitched is not so nearly important as “pitches made”
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
You can easily blame Ray today
Should have at least made Lidge pitch today.
Ray should not have pitched at all
at best maybe 10 pitches
but then you would have to shut him down for 2 more days
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Alright I'm out
Going to class
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
SHIFT A (again)
Went to do some dinner prep, and I came back to 5 runs scored last inning? Shiiiiiiiit.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yeah, I know, so I get some dinner, and suddenly Chris Ray gives up 4 runs with no outs? WTF
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Conclusion
No one prepares, eats, or even thinks about dinner during a Giants game!
BTW: What’s for dinner?
Not done yet. Doing my version of “bangers and mash” – spicy sausage, garlic smashed potatoes, salad and garlic bread. I had to get the garlic roasting in the oven. Next I’ll slice and saute the sausage and get the red potatoes cubed and boiling.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Wow. That just put my warmed-over corn dog and macaroni to shame.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I don’t cook often, but when I do, I try to make something yummy.
Tomorrow will be rigatoni in a tomato vodka sauce with cubed fontina cheese baked in the oven.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I’m actually gonna cheat tomorrow, and use a jar of sauce from Lunardi’s. I’ve learned that for this particular dish, homemade doesn’t make that much of a difference.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I'm at a conference in St. Charles, IL
Went to TGIFridays and had baby back ribs and shrimp combo. Not very imaginative, but surprisingly good.
Going to Cubs – Pods game on Thursday, then down to St. Louis for Giants – Cards on Saturday.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
GO WARRIORS!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
Vogon poetry is terrible
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Everyone was terrible pretty much. Except Guillen. Irony!
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
original
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The expectations are high, they are not living up to expectations.
They could/should be doing much better!
It’s like having a really smart kid who only manages a 2.00 GPA
YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!
and it’s frustrating as hell!!!!!!!!!
Who's expectations?
You are telling me that if someone told you in the beginning of the season that the Giants would be one game out of WC and Timmy was not pitching well…you wouldn’t be ecstatic?
If someone told you they'd be only one game ahead of last season's pace at this point
And looking at an ugly road trip in front of them…well, I’m not sure the word “ecstatic” would come to mind…maybe “optimistic”, but certainly not “ecstatic”.
More like a smart kid who gets A's on pop quizzes
Then listens to their dumbass parents and makes a D on the final because their mom told them the capital of Canada was Mexico City and 2+2=Bork.
True Story
How about this: i was at a restaurant and a young boy was telling his grandma about school and his favorite subject…science. His grandma told him that science was evil and it’s the devil’s work.
I couldn’t get out of that town quick enough.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
LOL - FP talking about what a player feels when he gets a standing O at his old ballpark
Like he would know. /snark
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Well, he did stay in a Holiday Inn Express one night.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
they aren't doing the big things to ensure success
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

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