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by jponry on Aug 15, 2010 1:59 PM PDT
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ALL WE NEED IS A GRAND SLAM ....
and we’re in this thing!!!!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
LeBlanc is starting like every AB off 3-1
Of course when he does it, it doesn’t end with the Giants player getting on base.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SHIFT A (for the previous thread, obv.)
CAN I PANIC NOW? I’D LIKE TO PANIC!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He looks like the illegitimate son of Aaron Harang and Eric Gagne there. Scary.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
way harsh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
a 3- 0 count that ends in a baserunner
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
NOT SO FUN FACTS.
The Giants have only scored more than 5 runs against the Padres once this season. In a 7-6 win at Petco.
In every other game vs. the Pads this season the Giants have failed to score more than 3 runs.
What I am saying is, We got a shot.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yep.
It has been 2 or less every other game.
Yesterdays game messed with the results
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mein gott, I hate this game so far.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy sucks sack today.
Padres unfortunately own him.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
So far OWNED
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
BUSTER!!!!!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTERRRR!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 15, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER MOTHER FUCKING POSEY!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just incredibly disappointing
They are going to go 4-3 on this homestand with Lincecum losing both. Both times with awful performances.
How dare he lose both 3 losses. :(
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
BUSTER BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
OUR SAVIOR
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
WE’RE IN THIS
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
Is that anything like ass chewing?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
AIN'T FUCKIN HAVIN IT
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
POSEY!!!!
Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.
back in it
this is Buster’s team
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
BUSTER FULL OF POSEY!!!!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
Also surprised to see the Swinging Friar at the game yesterday
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It was pretty funny, they made him play this game where he tried to throw bags of peanuts into a bucket that Lou Seal was holding and Lou did everything in his power to make sure he didn’t get any in there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He also got a Giants hat for his participation, didn’t seem interested in taking it.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
lol that's cute
i wonder why Lou Seal doesn’t travel. at Petco, would the Friar flagellate him or make him say 10 Hail Marys or something?
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The Friar/chimp would treat Lou Seal as a frog.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
why
did he throw it back like it was not out??
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit, mlbtv went out right before the hr.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
THAT'S HOW YOU HIT A GODDAMN BALL PADRES
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I was just posting this in the other thread but saw the new one pop up but whatever
In spite of my negativity about Timmy, I do still believe we have a shot at winning this game. Then Buster hit the home run.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
Yer one of the good ones. :D
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
:)
We gotta stick together.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
I think . . .
we’ve got them right where we want them.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not gonna give up until the final out.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I ain’t having a loss.
Buster ain’t havin a loss.
Let’s win this thing!!
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s just… how you roll.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I am too predictable sometimes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You know whats really sad about this performance
ist that it almost makes me wish Wellemeyer was pitching instead.
Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.
Yikes. Shirley you can’t be serious.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No excuse need be given. Panic is natural. Despair is not.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wanting Wellemeyer is beyond the pale, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the problem is the constant tweaking inbetween starts.
It has to be causing problems. I think we’d almost be better off sitting Tim for a weeks, let him work out the kinks and then hope he is good for the playoffs.
Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.
He started tweaking because he was having problems
I do not blame him for trying to figure out why he was losing control.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tweaking is one thing
Changing a motion that brought you 2 Cy’s is quite another. I still don’t get it. Pitchers have off years. it happens. It just hurts that its happening when they are in the race. He’ll be back. Not sure if it will be this year. But he’ll be back.
I trust him
To understand his body well enough, that if he thinks there was something very wrong and he could fix it, to try it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If you squint, this statement almost makes sense
but you get the gist.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was doing a lot of squinting and it started making my eyelid twitch and it twitched for two and half days so I won’t be doing that again.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCKER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Have you ever experienced an eyelid that twitches for two and a half days straight? It’s obnoxious.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I have. For some reason, my eyelids twitch all the time. It’s annoying.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
It means you're tired.
I think?
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
It can be computer strain or it can come from squinting too much, or it could be stress.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And probably fatigue.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I spent pretty much all yesterday off the computer, and I refused to read anything, and I made a conscious effort to relax the eye as much as I could, and that fixed it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This strike zone is fucking ridiculous
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Negative reinforcement:
Don’t fuck up any more Timmy.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
We just need three more Posey bombs and we’ll win.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hello
David B. Flemming! :)
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
Darn was that image deleted
Sensitive mods are sensitive
No, the image was stupid
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Get over it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
are you male or female?
just wondering
by patneededthetowel on Aug 15, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are you wondering?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you do seem pretty sensitive
thats why i was wondering
by patneededthetowel on Aug 15, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
between the Gaslamp Ball trolling and this, you are not endearing yourself to anyone here.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hahaha ok?
it’s a message board who cares
by patneededthetowel on Aug 15, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh well, if you don’t care, then I don’t mind banning you so much.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, I was about to do that. Glad you got it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a community
Many people care.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
People do care if one of our own trolls another site.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
/facepalm
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh
Everyone else here? Nice knowing you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol what NOOOOOB
/ducks
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
OH WOW
YOU ARE SENSITIVE, THEREFORE YOU MUST BE A GIRL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/facepalm
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Admins are admins, dude.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
suspicious question is suspicious
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why is that question necessary?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Preparing for a gender-specific insult, perhaps? Something classy, no doubt.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Right on the nose!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Based on the comments about it, I’d say that it was deservedly deleted and you should probably not defend it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn’t appropriate and the language shouldn’t be on here.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Worst of all . . .
. . . it just wasn’t funny, even in a stupid way.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had to guess, I think it was a play on some song lyrics. But I’m not really sure.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WRONG
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The first game Flem ever called ?
Apr 27, 2003 … Millwood pitched his first career no-hitter Sunday. And it’s been jinx-city ever since!
YOU LEAVE THAT SWEET MAN ALONE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pot… heads?
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
It's going to be hard if Prop 19 passes
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 15, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
What the holy fuck was that
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
I cant believe this.
Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.
holy shit
can’t even say he left that over the plate
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I wouldn't expect any other kind of a hit
Tejada will add another
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
Was that Kirk Rueter at the plate?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 15, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
Luckiest team in sports history
and I’m not throwing out superlatives just for fun. Real talk.
by patneededthetowel on Aug 15, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
a team that passes this off for an offense will embarrass the NL West if they go to the playoffs.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Aug 15, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
after they nickel and dime there way into a pennent there will eb an outrage that a real team didnt win.
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 15, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants made some gambles on offense as well this year
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 15, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
These bloops are ridiculous
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Yeah he's being dinked to death
but its mostly command related. Also he no longer has the fastball.
Even Kuip is starting to get pretty frustrated about how the Pads hits are falling.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think that was a slider that didn’t slide
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Dink dink. Dink dink dink dink dink dink.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
What is with this Tejada
salute BS. Every time he gets a flipping hit. Man what I wouldn’t give for him to do that to a Bob Gibson.
It's the "claw"
Texas Rangers do that shit too
Fuck Tejada, seriously.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Annnnnd out goes Mota to the bullpen
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Unsurprising outcome is unsurprising
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
unfalse statement is unfalse
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
I take it back.
Shouldn’t be talking outcomes in the 4th inning.
Must believe! Must… bel…ieve.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
I mean Tejada getting on base somehow
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHY CAN’T WE GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUT HE HAS AN 82 OPS+ THIS SEASON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Its karmic payback for all the shitalking we did when he went to the Pads
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Would have loved for th Giants to get him
He’s a good pro. Period.
Hey
I’m trying to determine Lincecum’s value right now, and I guess it’s just go-to guy for procuring marijuana.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Across a canyon with Brian Wilson?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Sorry, you gotta leave Tim in to take his lumps
even if it means a loss
the Bullpen is already fried from the last turn of the rotation
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
How can he get Gonzalez out so much
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Because Miguel Tejada is a former MVP and Gonzalez isn't!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Gonzalez is mentally conditioned to swing at fastballs away
but he can’t distinguish between Tim’s fastball and changeup
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Timmy doesn't have a changeup, per the Mads Grand Poobah Ted Leitner.
It’s a slider.
From where we’re sitting, though, Timmy doesn’t have anything.
nice try, Gerald
but wow what a throw
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
And
The BABIP doesn’t move.
Weird ass game, he’s either striking em out, or getting dinked.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
STFD!!!
………. AND FUCK YOU 3rd BASE UMP!!! HE WAS OUT!!!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
So Gonzales gets 3 Ks
But Tejada reaches base 3 times. This is the problem with the Padres.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The problem is their terrible players seem to hit well.
Not all the time, just when there is a guy on base from a walk or some bullshit hit.
It’s not right.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Urban and Dad
listened to that show with Urban twice. Two times too many
90 pitches for Lincecum ....... and it's the 4th inning.
WOW.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
How many balls has Posey blocked
I’m tired just watching.
5 ER
one scored on the Pablo Error
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I fucking hate the Padres.
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stop doing drugs
how many potheads do you know who get caught and then just stop. yeah, he’s prolly still using. we don’t know when he started, but we can assume he hasn’t stopped. demonize drugs, ftw!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet he also is cheating on his wife!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ve heard he’s getting divorced.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
HE DID NOT START SMOKING IN THE OFFSEASON!
If you believe he pitched the last two years drug free I really do not know what to say to you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t know when he started, but I am fairly confident he is currently using. I don’t remember pot being helpful for athletes.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I am pretty sure he is using now
but it would be stupid to pin that as the reason for his struggles.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Actually .....
Dock Ellis says he pitched his 1970 no-hitter under the influence of LSD.
LOL!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Um…there is quite a difference between the two drugs.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
oh of course .....
i just think it’s hilarious. could you imagine the things he saw during that game??? hahahahhaha.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
IIRC: he said he just saw a line going from the mound to the plate and just threw the ball down it over and over.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Some boos
he deserves them. Sorry but he does.
He's had two bad months
He’s the face of the franchise and the guy they need to win this thing. He’s performed poorly. You get the accolades – and he deserved them. You take the heat. Its part of the job.
Sometimes players have bad stretches. If it seemed like he didn’t give a shit and he was Livan-ing it up out there, maybe you boo, but this is clearly killing him. He knows he sucks right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I remember that one start where he just didn’t give a crap whether the baserunners stole a base or not, and he gave up a bunch. That game was boo-worthy.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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His warmup routine between 2nd and third was bizarre
and somewhat unprofessional. I wouldn’t have booed if I was at the game. i rarely boo. But I understand why some did.
Hey, I’m hoping he finds it as much as the next guy. I just don’t think its happening this year. I also don’t think its all mechanical. He hasn’t had a good fastball most of the year.
He didn't make the pitches.
It is as simple as that. I’ll give you the Pablo error. So 5 runs in 3 2/3. 3d base ump? I don’t think that was particularly close. Maybe I missed it.
That is two truly awful starts in a row when we really need him to step up, no doubt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Boos are harsh though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Seriously
He’s sucking. But he has two straight cy young seasons and he’s not trying to suck.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
but he is sucking
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s definitely pitching poorly right now, but it’s not for a lack of caring.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Tim backlash is even weirder than the Pablo backlash. At least Pablo was legitimately terrible for a good three months.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. I’d have a hard time keeping it together with people booing me. Which is why I’m probably not cut out for baseball.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
A harsh letter from an irrational parent
of a student of mine caused me to draft a letter of resignation once. Thank goodness I talked to my Dept Chairperson first. He laughed an showed me his own collection of harsh letters.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
NO I’M DONE WITH TIM I HOPE HE NEVER CALLS ME BACK AND I’M MOVING ON FUCK
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the point
WE all love him. But its about performance. Period. His has been lousy since Mid May.
I get that he’s pitching like crap right now, and it frustrates the hell out me, but he deserves some level of the botd.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
He deserves to be booed? That’s just…wow.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Thumbs down. Waaaaaaay down.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
the one year it really counts, he fails so hard. I’d boo him too, in fact I did from my livingroom
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m booing you now. Booooooo!
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Boooing is part of the game
nothing wrong with it.
Context is important
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
…how about no?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What's the BABIP now?
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Pads Babip tracker
.692
Seriously, fuck these guys
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
9 of 13 balls in play have been for hits
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
well, the Giants are employing their fire hydrant defensive alignment
hard to think of a team with less speed than this one.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Wow some boos.
:(
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
You're right
A standing ovation was in order…
NO.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
UR USELESS
Timmy is having a pretty good year overall, just struggling with finding consistent mechanics. What, do you want a another Cy Young? Well, too bad! You’ll get nothing and like it.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
So this is annoying
I don’t want to play the Padres again this year.
I don’t want to check, but we’ve got to play them again, right?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Yep
including a 4 GAME SERIES in SD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's lucky Ludwig didn't put that pitch
10 rows up. Sure they dinked. But most were on bad pitches behind on the count.
They were doing better when I was not watching.
I am gonna go play more wind waker
Good luck Giants, God speed.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I guess being 3.5 games out isn't so bad...
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LOL playoffs
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 15, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta play for the wild card at this point.
Besides, WC teams tend to go deeper into the playoffs. Even without Lincecum, the Giants could make some noise. Obviously, they’re not catching the Padres, and I don’t think people hoping for a Pads’ collapse will get their wish.
No chance for WC
Phils, ATL. STL and prob Cincy are better teams. More importantly, they play in weaker divisions. The Central is awful. The East not as strong as the West top to bottom.
NO Chance???
St. Louis could win the Central, but they haven’t been utterly dominate this year. Cincinnati could get hot at the right time or just fall off the planet at the same time. The WC likely doesn’t come out of the Central, leaving the east. The Phillies and Braves could beat up on each other enough for the Giants to hold a slim lead. It’s not impossible, it’s not improbable, the Giants have a decent chance of winning the WC. Beating the Padres? Nope.
If we can’t beat the Padres, I think we can’t expect anything better than the Wild Card. Seriously.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
but the final 3 games are against the Pads
so they have to beat them just to win the Wild Card
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Well
They could go on a tear against everyone else and be so far ahead in the wild card that those three games may not matter?
I CAN DREAM RIGHT?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“Sit down,” Gallo calmly requests.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
stupid
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
ok
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's simple science really.
I ran the numbers and here are my findings that show why what you said was in fact stupid:
The Giants will have a great August and September and the Padres’ “hits” start finding gloves after today’s game making them average. The Giants go into the final series of the year against the Pares exactly 4 games up making the series a laugher and a chance to rest Lincecum, Zito, and Cain. That is what will happen.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
I have a hard time seeing us staying in the rac if Tim Lincecum is merely an average pitcher from here on out.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I’ll take average at this point.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
you’ve pretty much gotten it, since the AS break.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
No you've gotten poor since the all-star break
since that shutout and WILDLY inconsistent.
4.15 ERA and a 3:1 K:BB
it just seems worse because he’s Tim Lincecum.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Does that include today?
Moreover, go start to start. If he were giving 4 a game that’s one thing. But its been several games where he’s been torched. Its the wild inconsistency that gets me. And of course, I DO hold him to a higher standard.
We need Buster to hit 4 HRs this inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
A GRANDSLAM ........
AND WE’RE TIED UP …….. COME ON G-MEN!!!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
Seriously with the Timmy hate?
We have constant conversations about BABIP and bad luck. The Padres blooped the shit out of him.
CRAZYCAKES!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WTF?
I thought we got rid of Castillo
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Holy shit Guillen is slow as fuck
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GOD he is slow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
well
he is wearing the jersey
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt he did.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
wow. slow
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
you slow
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Oh geez
Geezy geez. Crappy crap.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL GIANTS
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Slowse Guillen
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
slower than Bengie Molina
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
FUCKING NEW GUY!!! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT GOODDDDAMMMMIITTTT!!!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
hey, he WAZ tagged out.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so, Babe.
It appeared that he was dragging the left leg. Maybe not a limp exactly, but a hitch certainly.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s our new right fielder, seriously?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That guy is going to cover Death Valley?
We’re fucked.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was just thinking
he might be close to Molina or J.T. Snow slow
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
THREAT WITH A BAT
MORON ON THE BASEPATH!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/facepalm
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
Has there ever been a good third base coach? lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Steve Decker
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is anyone else now terrified of him playing RF?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
From the moment he was mentioned as a target for the Giants.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
pushing the elephant
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Can they play any worse
maybe they all got loaded after that win last night. Well – except Buster.
dammit
did he have to wear the molina jersey?
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
I need a a beer
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
The 5 tool guy
Seems to have left one of them in KC
what if I came here for news?
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I was kidding about the 5 tool thing
He was referenced as a 5 tool guy on the pre-game
I hate baseball.
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In his defense
It’s his first game at AT&T and I’m sure he’s heard tons about balls in the alley being automatic triples.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
I hope that’s why he was jogging to third.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m trying to focus on the positives here.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
AT&T'd
That’s what i was thinking. At least we know he won’t do that again… right?
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I thought we traded Molina?
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Fools and Sages
New guy trying to be the hero.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Nobody out, 4 runs down,
I think Flannery knows these things. Unless someone shows otherwise, I think the runner made his own decision.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez has been solid
and they needed the help. But your point is well taken. I wonder what the Giants could have gotten either of them for.
I think not.
I think the same play happened to Bowker earlier this year, same result.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Goddamn he's slow
He’s wearing the right number though.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I will marry my girlfriend if the Giants come back to win this game. That’s how sure I am that they’re not.
What a fucking idiot, that Guillen. What a brain dead team
I hope you have a ring.
We will score more runs!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
Or you are ready to dump her after the final out.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
We are gonna hold you to it.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Now that’s what I call love!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey look Star Wars is on Spike
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way ahead of you pal
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Look at this poor bastard Bigs.
He aint making it back to hear your stories Luke.
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Padres: soft ground ball = single
Giants: hard-hit ball in the gap = out
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
There would have been one more out to play with to get him home.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There would still be one more chance.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
Totally lost
for now he’s platooning with Fontenot. He’s “earned” that.
player to be named later should be Jose Guillen
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Happened at least once
wish I could remember who the player was.
That Guillen at bat pretty much sums up our season.
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
Last I checked we’re leading the wild card. Which is not as bad as that AB.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 15, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That was painful. I knew he was out at third as soon as the CF got to the ball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah. 3.5 back. I think i've done for the day.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 15, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
You’ve certainly.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Torrealba seriousl
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
why does he keep hanging around the NL West? GTFO
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That was hit pretty hard
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
This is pathetic
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
… just to tie.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh joy
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Wondering
Is there a way to see a team’s babip for the season?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
the Padres’s probably isn’t actually very good because of Petco
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
.294 according to bb-ref
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Its not as high as you would think
Giants have a higher BABIP according to bbref yesterday.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK
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"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Isn’t that Pat Burrell’s father’s name?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry but this game
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
I don’t know why we’re all upset. The Padres are due to regress. There’s no possible way they’re better than the Giants, or good at all. Just lucky dinks and dunks and home runs. Have you not been watching the games? No team goes 2-9 against a team that’s better than them.
you must be watching a different game than I am
I see a slow Giants team with an anemic offense that has three hits against Wade LeBlanc, another poor outing by an ace who can’t hold baserunners, an inconsistent bullpen, and a suspect defense.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
That just makes the Padres better than the Giants, but more than a few people want to say that the Padres are paper tigers.
They’re both good teams. The Padres aren’t as good as they’ve looked today, and the Giants aren’t as bad as they’ve looked today. I don’t think either team is clearly better than the other, though the last couple acquisitions (Ludwick vs. Guillen) probably make the Pads look a bit better overall.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
haha
Pat looks like a Ken Doll!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
He should have done his eyebrows, too.
For consistency.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Waaaahhhh!!!
Pads BABIP…..bloopers….“luck”. They don’t do STUPID shit like Guillen/Flannery. Stop crying!
Bengie's revenge
1. play on a playoff team
2. watch giants trade for Jose Guillen
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
At this point
I’m waiting for Steve Finley to come out of retirement for the Padres and hit a HR into the cove.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 15, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Kruk with the subtle sexism.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
What’d he say?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Said the baby girl was gonna grow up to be a sideline reporter. And then Flem had to say Amy G will be in the booth by then.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Oh, that wasn’t as bad as I was expecting.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nah. But bad enough. Like telling a little girl interested in medicine that she can grow up to be a nurse (instead of a doctor).
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
???
Seen plenty of female doctors.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
But . . .
are there any female regular play by play announcers, TV or radio, in the majors?
I don’t know of any.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 15, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Suzyn Waldman? She gets a ton of (deserved) shit, though.
There are a few on ESPN, though not for baseball, I don’t think.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s very rare. I would like to hear more women in the booth, but I think the whole “YOU NEVER PLAYED THE GAME” card gets played even to this degree. There are only 30 MLB jobs and you’ve got a lot of competition.
The first step comes when sideline reporters are allowed to do more than fluff pieces. We were watching a preseason game last year [Green Bay? Minnesota?] and the woman working the sidelines was asking the players some amazing questions. The players responded well to her also.
There was no “So tell me how does it feel?” crap. She was pointing out changes the team had made at halftime in a very football savvy way.
Yup. I’m hoping that by the time that little girl is grown up, things have changed a bit.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
then Kruk (tried to) make up for it by saying Amy G will be running the whole show by then.
it really wasn’t that bad.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad I missed whatever this was.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Shot of a cute baby girl nuzzling a CSNBA mike (she really did love it).
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It's the damn orange billed caps
What’s the team’s record on Sundays in those hats?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
assuming orange bills every sunday
10-8
(not counting today)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Huh. I guess I notice them more when the team is losing and I’m looking for a supernatural reason.
(And thanks)
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
one of those games was the Mets game where we won but lost, too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i'm going to smoke a joint and watch the Star Wars marathon .......
let me know if anything “good” happens with the Giants. i can’t take this game any more. i’ve tried, but i can’t. lol.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
Way ahead of you brother
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
hahahahahaha .....
i’ll be on McCovey Chronicles during the commericals.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
i read weep as “sweep” and i was all D:
then i read it as “sleep” and now i really want to take a nap.
i think i shall do that.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Man
I want a Murakami t-shirt. My lit snobbiness demands it.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I can only hope that the smattering of Padres fans in existence, with broadcasters who don’t even know what pitches the two-time Cy Young winner throws will be merciful to us as our overlords.
At least we know Grant will be treated like an indoor servant.
I have to go to a friend’s for dinner. My hope remains.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Enjoy your dinner :)
I’ll be keeping hope alive over here.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
Yeah, no
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
just looked at the box score….Alex Smith is in midseason form, I see
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Saw the game while he played
I’m an Alex Smith fan (well I at least support him). He was AWFUL.
i've said it once, and i'll say it again .......
i’m a Nate Davis fan.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes truly awful
Missed a wide open seam pass to Davis – would have been a TD. Way behind him, not close. had a third down lay where he was pressured – had an easy dump to a back for first down – missed him by a mile. Threw into dobule coverage on a seam route down the middle – picked. He was REALLY bad. And again, I’m rooting hard for the guy.
We pop up. Padres get dinky hits.
This is lame
Well
Their babip has plunged to .562.
The tide has turned you dinky fucks.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
not by me ......
i’m just watching the Star Wars marathon. lol!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
that patneededthetowel's been thrown...
out! of this blog!
/crickets
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I gave him a moment of silence.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
i have him (?) a meaningful glare.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me
of have the Ginats hit more balls to the track than any 3 game series in history?
Most since the Atlanta series.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 15, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the Padres. I hate San Diego. I hate Coronado. I hate La Mesa. I hate El Cajon. I hate Chula Vista. I hate La Jolla.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
what
about POWAY?
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Thomas Neal went to HS there or something, so that city is fine
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
My daughter starts at USD in two weeks
so I can’t hate SD. But I am sick of the Pads.
Understand!
Right now this board is keeping me from breaking something. Pretty mature at 52.
wow, I’m shocked that went just foul.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HEHE
i can get the game for $20 i got a connection with someone who works for EA
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I forgot this is all Grant’s fault
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Tomorrow's Post:
Why I’m Extremely Worried About Tim Lincecum
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Nice range, Andres
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
ANDRES
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
Nice catch
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
SPIDERALBA
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 15, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
Are you watching this Rowand?
That’s how it’s done.
i never want to see Rowand in center field again
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
Tejada is my new number one enemy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
anyone but guillen would have caught that
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Stats say otherwise.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
How about the incredible rise and fall in home run numbers just as steroids were coming in and out of fashion,
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Well, I think that has more to do with the balls.
I used to know this, I’ll get back to you on that. But, I’m pretty sure that the power of baseball players has actually been declining long before the 90s.
Your kidding right?
McGwire, Sosa and yes Bonds all look like cartoon characters. You know when they use the tire pump to blow up a character that has been flattened?
unless you take them
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
is Adrian Gonzalez really underrated?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Depends
I think nationally he probably is. I mean, he’s one of the top 10 hitters in the league, if not top 5. Baseball fans know it. But SD is a small market and he doesn’t get the pub. If he were in NY he’d be a household name.
btw – Gonzales pulls a Sombrero and the Pads have 7. Unreal.
Probably. He at least should have made the all-star team.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
That was due to Manuel being a moron about Ryan Howard again, though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
every first baseman is underrated compared to Ryan Howard
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
poor HighSocks
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
poor FailBeard
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't play because he can't hit
It is as simple as that. I wish to heck it wasn’t the case. But he almost never makes solid contact. One can only hit so many dribbles to second and soft fly balls to left and right center and keep playing.
This.
Getting tired of his one armed lazy swing
I can’t believe the Padres have scored 7 runs against us and Adrian Gonzalez is 0-4 with 4 Ks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
seriously we gave up 7 runs to the Padres before the 6th inning
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 15, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck you Jonathan Sanchez and your bold predictions….way give the pads some motivation.
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
the force is NOT strong with Sanchez.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Were all of the losses to the Padres before this series also Sanchez's fault?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Now they're just showing off
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Gonzalez has K'd 4 times and the Padres have 7 runs
fuck everything
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 15, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
mota
finish him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The problem with the Padres is that they’re boring. Our guys can’t get up to play them. They’re like that bland, mousy bank teller that’s embezzling millions of dollars, but you don’t suspect it, because they’re just blend in
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
They’re incredibly lucky, DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK
and after that it’s DINK DINK DINK DINK
as a sharks fan, i know only one thing .......
regular season records mean jack shit in the playoffs.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but as has been pointed out before… it’s a little more difficult to actually get to the playoffs in baseball. Only 4 teams are going to go.
very true.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
fatigued
Mota’s down to only a straight fastball that can be thrown for strikes
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
He's gonna take one for the team.
Pen needs rest.
Timmy's arm is FAR more valuable than Mota's
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I still see no reason to hang his arm on the line when he was obviously struggling.
He is worth far too much to the organization.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mota's gassed
his arm is taking one for the team.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Sanchez could've easily predicted this and keep his credibility.
“We will win a game this series, the playoffs are a maybe, and whoever is in first place should not look back.”
OT: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK IS STARTING!!!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
what channel
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Spike?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The Star Wars Channel
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh my god, scout .....
i wish! LOL!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, SpikeTV ......
STAR WARS MARATHON!!!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yakoff Smirnoff
FRIGGING HERPEDY DERP DERP…I am going to gouge my eyes out with a spoon brb
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Now i have to hear about this series at work from my Padre loving boss.
Even though i clown him when he wears his Charger jacket with patches o all the AFC Championships theyve won. I call it the runner up jackets.
Jonathan Sanchez just predicted a double sweep of the Phillies….we’re gonna take 6 out of 3
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
The Padres are just so….underwhelming.
It’s obnoxious.
by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
now Mota can't even get the fastball over
he wasted 5 pitches on breaking pitches when he should have used the fastball
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I'm out
I’ve seen enough. Can’t maintain interest.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oh wow, didn’t realize the upcoming schedule. That looks brutal. But at least it’s not against the Padres.
easier power yards
might actually benefit the new Giants lineup
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
This ad saying “Timmy throwing strikes” is awkward.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Rockies infielder Barmes drops a popup.
No decision for Ubaldo
by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Pads Sept Schedule is fairly tough
If Giants can get through the next 9 and at least not drop ground they have a shot.
God that’s a pretty swing. I’ll never get tired of a Posey swing x-mo.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
as long as she’s a lefty.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
oh good a double play.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Can this game just end now
I don’t want to watch this shit anymore
Burrell has looked awful since the Grand Slam game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I realy wanna play SC2
But I wanna see if Gonzalez gets a 5th strikeout.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
WOW Huff .......
…….. back to the Star Wars marathon. lol.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
Yeah, I’m just glad it was YESTERDAY’S game that was nationally televised.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
I think Rockies forgot to take the non-humidor balls out of the batch
Brewers come back in the 9th
Pirahna looks better than this game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Aug 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
dude, that movie looks SO fucked up.
i actually puked after i saw the trailer.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAAHAHAHAHA .....
jponry, you deserve a rec’d. here you go. the force will be with you ….. always. lol.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
What an utterly dominant performance by the Padres this weekend. At the same time, it pains me that the Giants strive to be like the Padres. The winning, sure, but this particular assemblage of average talent that is a whole greater than the sum of these parts seems awfully tough, likely impossible, to replicate. And, again, why would one try to?
Wrong.
Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.
I have too much self respect to hate a team w/ a $37million payroll.
Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
aww the little guy wants to be just like Posey. so cute.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
HAHA STUPID PADRES YOU FORGOT TO SCORE A RUN THAT INNING
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
We got tired of running the bases... sorry
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Aug 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll let the standings speak for me
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Aug 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Will do
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and... it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres." - Jerry Coleman
by FriarFaithful4Life on Aug 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Some intense golf going on in case you need alternative programming.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
now that’s an oxymoron
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 15, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/15/1624614/open-whats-the-point-thread
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