Post-game thread: Giants win a one-run game against the Padres. No, seriously.
I can’t write at the moment. I did a Google Image Search for "San Diego Padres", and now I’m dancing around my office, flipping off my computer monitor and howling like some sort of manimal. Please check back for a more thorough post-game recap later.
several moments later
Ahem. Great, and now I’m all covered in catharsis. That stuff stains.
Before this game, the Giants were 11-for-76 with runners in scoring position against the Padres this year. That’s good for a .144 batting average. Hold on, though. It gets better. That number included the lone Giants win against the Padres this season, in which they went 5-for-13 with runners in scoring position. In the eight losses against the Padres this year, the Giants were 6-for-63 with runners in scoring position, which is a .095 batting average.
You might think there’s a reasonable explanation for that. Maybe the Giants were pressing too much. Maybe the Padres’ fantastic pitching staff knew how to pitch even better when they were under pressure. You can believe that. I don’t. I think the Giants have been ridiculously unlucky against the Padres this year. That doesn’t mean that the Padres aren’t anything but a good team, and it doesn’t mean that I think the Giants have outplayed the Padres. It just means that a team going 6-for-63 with runners in scoring position is almost impossible to acheive. It was orphanage-fire frustrating.
Before the 11th inning, the Giants were 0-for-8 with runners in scoring position. If they had lost, they would have been 6-for-71 with RISP in losses against the Padres. That would have been a .084 batting average. I don’t care how many Luke Gregersons or Greg Lukersons or Mike Adamseses or Adam Mikeseses or Tim Stauffers a team can pull from its nether regions in the late innings – that’s just absurdly poor luck to have a batting average that bad with runners in scoring position.
So, thank you, Juan Uribe, you beautiful, beautiful man. Thank you Pablo Sandoval for giving me hope that you’ve turned a corner for good. Thank you Buster Posey for cavorting with us mortals, and for hustling while you’re here. Thank you Madison Bumgarner for not melting down after giving up early runs, and for going seven innings to help save the bullpen. Thank you Chris Ray and Javier Lopez for dancing out of trouble. Thank you Sergio Romo and Brian Wilson for just doing Sergio Romo and Brian Wilson things. Thank you Santiago Casilla for having strikeout stuff.
Thank you, tree. Thank you, moon. Thank you, lamp post. I’m in love with the world, and I don’t care if I get a restraining order. The Giants beat the Padres! The Giants beat the Padres! The Giants beat the Padres! Juan Uribe hit a single into right field! The Giants beat the Padres and they're goin' crazy, they're goin' crazy! HEEEEEHHHERAARGGYY-OHHHHHH!''
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holy shit, did we need that game. I’m still shocked that we got it.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
yeah, we did it!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
GIS "manimal"

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
yikes
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
GAHHH!!!
wtf is this shit????!!!!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Torture
sweet sweet torture.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
They angered Posey
And Posey made them pay.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
The tables have turned!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
the worm has turned
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
I think I felt something turn when Uribe got that hit.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet Christmas
An ugly win, but then again, fuck the Padres.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
SUCK IT MAT LATOS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
I just heard the word
I’m thrilled! This is a very good thing.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
It was my understanding
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It was my understanding
That everyone knew about the word.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Again
to all of you who stuck around til the end
my gratitude and respect.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
All of you guys did better than I did.
I turned that game off and turned it back on multiple times. Then watched all of the ninth and extras.
contributions gratefully accepted
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Help keep Are You Being Served? on the air. Give today.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Oh, man. I’ve never seen it. Can I stay at your place this weekend?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Equal opportunity hate.
First teacher work day for me: this coming Wed.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I was watching it at a bar with my wife, and this lone other Giants fan left cursing in the fifth.
It was a bit of a marathon, but I’m so glad we stayed.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
If you'll turn it off, don't turn it on.
A glass of beer and a Giants game, once begun must be finished. (I used to think that of books, too, but now I’m older and wiser.)
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
BUSTER YIPPPEEEE-KIIIIII-YAAAAAA POSEY!
Damn, this game was fracking huge. We’re actually 2-3 against them in our last 3 games
Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.
2 and 3 against in last 3 games?
last 5, maybe :)
haha, j/p
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
or 2-1 against in last 3, take your pick :)
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
thats what i meant lol
Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.
Timmy better pitch well tomorrow!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
26, as I said on the other thread
I still want the record
the MLB record is 20
in 9 innings. that’s a lot.
I got it
But I got the sense that it was all the Padres
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
pssh, 20? Buster broke that easily in his last college game
ok, maybe it was only like 17, but he was left on base himself 3 or 4 times, and when fsu lost to miami by 1 run in the 9th, it felt like 35 lob.
well....that was fun
now its time for the little league ws
It would be nice to win a game against them in 9 innings. But this feels good. FUCK YOU LATOS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKAcVL_phI
:D
For Grant

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Game recap
Oh boy here we go again….
Game…
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FUCKING LATOS….
PANDA!!
Bizarro Grant!!
PAT THE BAT!!
STFD!!
POSEY!!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Latos broke Flem’s sunroof.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
last time the Padres were here, Mat Latos hucked a ball into the players parking lot that broke a sunroof in Flem’s car.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Whew, finally, now I can nap peacefully before work. Then to the game tomorrow, woot!
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I left the GDT
because the Giants pissed me off. I’m glad I left now because they did better without me.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Every time I’ve participated in a GDT recently the Giants have lost. So, I stayed away today and will be staying away tomorrow.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
that was epic
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions
The Jose Guillen era has officially begun
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Pablo’s lippers have nothing on Guillen’s
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I did not expect the giants to win this game.
I LOVE ME SOME BUSTER FUCKING POSEY!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
One little victory
Gotta do it again tomorrow.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I am a male and I would like to have Buster Posey's babies
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
The technology
is developing.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
And on that 3rd strike to Torres, Water was getting squeezed

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Splendid victory.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Please Timmy, bring your A game tomorrow. Eat like 10 Choco Tacos tonight and smoke a huge blunt and you’ll be ready to kick some ass tomorrow.
He should smoke 10 Choco Tacos and eat a huge blunt?
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t knock it till you try it
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Beautiful
Anyone else hear Huff cursing like a sailor on the radio broadcast after his last at-bat? I heard “Fuck!!!” “God damnit!!!!!”
What a lovely game.
"I'm not sure what the hell charisma is, but I have the feeling it's Willie Mays." --Ted Kluszewski
by Rick Parker (Lewis) Can't Lose on Aug 14, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Hat's off to our pitching staff....
…Awesome job!!!
I was so mad at the padres for not allowing all those fly balls to be home runs…but i’ll take it. A win is a win, and a win over the padres is win win.
I swear though, whatever devil the rockies made a deal with last year must have been referred over to the padres this year.
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
I just don’t understand how their bullpen is that good. Heath Bell sure, but those other guys have some ridiculous stats/peripherals this year.
and their david eckstein-ness.
since we’re obviously the good guys.
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
they throw everyday. no let downs. tons of innings and they keep getting guys out.
One of our guys has to go 3 days in a row, and boom he gets clobbered on day 3.
The good news is that Broxton has been taken away from his closers job.
Go Brandon Belt
He’s got a wicked knuckler.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It feels so good
But I still dont know how it happened
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I hope Timmy blazes that fattest joint of his life tonight in preparation for tomorrow.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Sandoval hit a home run?
FUCK YEAH
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I still need to actually try one of those things.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
wow
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
They’re kinda icky.
I mean the taco part is like stale and whatever you do… don’t read the ingredients list.
It’s no It’s It, that’s for sure
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 14, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Today I found an Its It for sale and bought it.
2 actually. One for me and one for my wife who had never had one. We were in Brooklyn. It’s been years and as good as i remember it.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
Taste
If you like ice cream Drumsticks, then you will probably like a Choco Taco.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Completely disagree. I mean, yeah it’s prettyt much all the same stuff but the Drumstick is well-constructed and crisp while the Choco Taco is soggy and flaccid… and least as soggy & flaccid as something can be when frozen.
Flaccid.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 15, 2010 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, I think I should go get some Drumsticks before the game tomorrow.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 15, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s pretty good.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I can really go for some vintage Lincecum tomorrow
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Mota warming up in the bullpen when Casilla was struggling. Really? You were going to bring him in?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
It was either Mota or Ramon Ramirez who pitched 2 innings yesterday. Not a lot of options at that point
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Now it's possible to enjoy this fine Saturday evening
You’re killing us, Buster!
2nd day in a row headline: "No Sweep!"
[Thank God]
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
/awaits At Bat highlights
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Was Pablo's home run
a splash hit? I thought I saw it kick off something in the arcade to give it a little extra carry to the water
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
I had to watch that part on the box score unfortunately
I only turned it on right as Posey hit that double thing
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
I'm still a Romosexual.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I was definitely having Romosexual urges this afternoon.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
no one will ever say that my Romosexuality was just a phase.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is where the Props should go
And we added three arms in the pen mid season, Ray, Ramirez, and Lopez. All of them are working out.
I no longer feel as nervous when handing over the ball (minus Mota and, in some cases, Casilla, but he’s proving me wrong). Props to Sabean for making the unglamourous moves that prove to be difference makers.
Oh and DFAing Denny. That helps.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’m still not sure how Casilla got out of the 11th but I’ll take it
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s magic inside
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I'm going to say something nice about the Padres
Heath Bell is a good guy. He could have rubbed it into Sanchez last night after the game but he said he liked the way he tried to fire his team up, and that he backed it up by pitching very well.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Bell and Adrian are the only respectable Padres. The rest can suck it. Especially Latos and the Hairstons.
And two names
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I’m not particularly fond of Chase Headley either
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Heath Bell is a good guy. Whenever he comes into a game, I always visualize when he did the robot after a walk off win.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s nice of Heath Bell. It was also nice that he wasn’t really available today helping the Giants run through the gauntlet that is the Padre’s bullpen and getting to their last guy.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
They never had a save situation, and Bell had pitched in four straight games, so he wasn’t used. Bud Black blew it by pitching him in each game of the Pirates series even though all three games were three run saves. You telling me that Adams or Gregorson couldn’t have finished off one of those?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
That is class...
…I’ve seen interviews with him and he seems like a good guy.
Glad we didn’t deal with him today.
I've heard nice things about him.
Though I ignore those when he pitches against us. But when we’re not facing off, he’s a good guy.
Please, Tim, don’t experiment on the mound tomorrow. Just go back to the old Timmy, okay?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
If the padres had pulled this one out of their collective asses, I would have been wondering if they have the luckiest team in baseball.
They are the luckiest team in baseball
There is no discussion needed.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
that’s already 110% clear
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
What was up wit the strike zone today?
Is mat latos fucking greg maddux?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Let’s leave their personal lives out of this.
by Natto on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not even sure if they ever met, much less fucking each other.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Latos is real darn good. I worry about his arm falling off, but until it does, he is a legitimately fine pitcher.
His curve today was amazing
it pissed me off
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
No, it was perfectly fine. Ump did a good job.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you and we were watching different ball games.
I try to be equitable about these things, but we were both screaming at calls throughout the game (when we weren’t screaming at the unspeakable Fox coverage we were obliged to endure—our internet was totally down, so we couldn’t even listen to delayed radio for the audio).
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I mentioned during the game thread that I was following on mlb.com gameday, and Latos had at least a dozen pitches out of the zone that were called strikes.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
I was watching gameday as well
Latos was getting high and outside strikes called that were at the letters. Not to mention he was getting any inside pitch he wanted but hey clearly he’s a celebrity now.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I dispute this

Looks like a pretty solid zone to me.
I see five green squares in that box and only three green triangles.
Scientific conclusion – umpire screwed the Giants.
QED
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I was sitting behind the plate and I got the same impression.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
OutPadred the Padres
Bullpen zeroes, a 24-hopper up the middle and a doink single.
We win.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
The padres were bochy’d or were the giants bud black’d?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
a 24 hop DOUBLE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
(changed to single/error)
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Error on whom? 2nd b’sman?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It was changed to a double w/ no error.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
You mean it was a single/error first?
OK, either the Fox guys fucked up or I heard them wrong.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
...to make up for the double that he was robbed the other day against Chicago.
I’m being half-serious btw
All in good time, my pretty.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Great win
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
So does anybody have a recording of the Huff water cooler bash?
Greatly appreciated if you can shoot it this way.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Holy fuck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
aren’t there 3 in October too?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
yep
last team we play in the regular season.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Willie help me!
and I’ll actually have to working at that time.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
the three games to end the season are gonna be ridiculous
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
oh im looking forward to them. but in the hide behind the sofa type way
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
gawl darn it
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
go marlin! go mets!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
triple for jose reyes!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Jose Guillen's at bat did not suck btw
dude’s bat is quick.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
extrabaggs
Tim Lincecum is scrapping raised hands and going back to old delivery tomorrow.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
thank god
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Good
no more 4 run first innings against the 2nd worst team in baseball.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I thought it looked really cool
but if Dad doesn’t approve, neither do I!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Is Timmy's dad
named Lemp?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris
I think
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
yes
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Star Wars is on Spike
Can this thread hold another Star Wars open thread?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Spoiler: R2D2 is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s father.
Damn, I got called away right during Casilla’s inning and I can’t believe he got out of it.
YAY GIANTS.
by non sequitur on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh lordy.
Between the celebrating and that, I’d say yes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Celebrating the walkoff, I mean.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!!?!1/1/!?!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
/CGI technicians go to work retconning films
director’s cut: jar-jar binks joins max rebo’s band
Trying to be optimistic.
These are not the April Giants. These Giants are 1-1 against the Padres the way I see it.
by maysian on Aug 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Buster Posey BusterfuckingP
Holy shit, we havent even made it to the playoffs yet and Pablo is riding the Victory Tyrannosaurus #THISISWHYWECANTHAVENICETHINGS #SFGIANTS
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
reads like a Jose Canseco tweet
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone know if it’s possible to stream knbr on an iPhone? I’d like to listen to te postgame and I’m not in the bay.
by GrooveGiant on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
If you buy AtBat you can get the stream
And it sticks for Post-game, but you can’t join into the stream once the game ends.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Yeah, I listened to almost the whole Mattingly post game wrap walking home that night.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to know this too
I would think you could stream it through flash somewhere, but the iPhone does not play well with others.
Try the Iheartradio app
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
There’s an app called Ootunes. It has tons of radio stations, including KNBR. It plays reruns during the actual games, but as soon as the game ends it comes on with the post game show.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 6:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Great! Thanks!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I'm pretty sure that game did some irreversible damage to my heart.
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
Just want to say
Man Fox is atrocious. The announcers were borderline incompetent, and they cut away after 10 seconds of celebrating for the Fairfield, CT vs. some other town Little League World Series game.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Wait not Fox, ESPN, but the rest goes
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Millar is wretched.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, do they even vet these guys before giving them a mic?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Again,
a random team of McC’s would do better.
Fantasy team?
kdl and Lars. Ignore game in favor of teasing and taunting.
Oh . . . like Miller/Morgan.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Augh I missed the gif explosion.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Remember

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
yes. yes. yes.
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
memegenerator.net/aubreyhuff
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Not all of those were done by me
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
So
I got home from work, turned on my tv and the first thing that happened was Juan Uribe hitting a game winning single.
You are all welcome.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
thehavenot was standing.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I was, actually
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I can watch this over and over and over again
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10967863&c_id=sf
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
by jordanovich on Aug 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
My Daughter is forcing me to put this on loop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8_b2x0jeLk
Warning : may cause brain damage.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
REC'd
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
/flagged for blatant sucking up
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 14, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/rec'd for flagging for blatant sucking up
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2010 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions
/banned
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions
/terminated
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I've had enough Lincecum pot jokes
I expect that from other team’s fans, not Giants’ fans. Grow up.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 7:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I enjoyed that game
well innings 7-11 anyway
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Well played
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PREVIOUSLY SUB-1.00 ERA, STAUFFER!
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You take that game and Stauf it!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Sounds like a good way to get some sort of a Stauf infection!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No,
thank you.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
fuckin rec'd
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
I’m at work, but that’s the only reason I’m not Photoshopping some water under his feet.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a fantastic photo on so many levels.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Aug 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved his reaction.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Love Flannery
Doesn’t have to look, just knows his job is done!
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
Man I am so glad my dad got tickets to this game out of nowhere yesterday morning. SO GLAD.
I can’t get over Buster hustling like that when I’m sure he was fucking exhausted.
And I really appreciate it that the Padres Giants’d it up today.
FUCK YOU PADRES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
should have pinch-run whitey
posey is so snail-icious.
SO GLAD!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Facing Wade LeBlanc who has a 4.15 ERA since the break
It can only mean 2 things, Giants will get shut down, or we’re gonna make it rain.
AND WE BETTER MAKE IT RAIN
FUCK. YES.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Whoa now…Be careful there Mark
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Guy on the far right
Kind of looks like Correia to me. Of course it’s not, but that’d be awesome if it was.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
DeRosa?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The panda dinger was nice
Can’t say the same about his “defense”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Ha. Because you endured Millar and Rose all afternoon?
by non sequitur on Aug 14, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never heard Rob Dibble before but is there anyway he can be worse than Millar?
by Into the Void on Aug 14, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m happy to say I have no basis for answering that question.
by non sequitur on Aug 14, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Kuip, but he was driving me nuts on the radio today. He kept getting all excited, only to then say the ball was caught.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 7:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Internet problems, very much so. Anyway,
I’ve listened to just about every current announcer and Kevin Millar set a new low today with his total lack of knowledge about big league scoring and his penchant for calling players by their first names. How in the world did this guy get that job?
by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He also ruins MLB Network when he is on as well.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I never do that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m thankful on an ongoing basis.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
As would I,
except you can’t tell from my impeccable typing.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i've thought this before
he did a post-game a few weeks ago and sounded totally wasted
Fontenot looks like a nice player. His defense at second was solid and I liked the ABs he had as well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
He’s very ecksteinish and I liked the glove work.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
And he doesn't look like an elf

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks like our fearless leader
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I meant Fontenot, not Eckstein, obviously. Geez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/‘accidental’ ban
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Was going to post something like this
He played quite well today. He’ll be a good option against righties going forward. I dig him.
"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son
Wait, they took away Buster’s double? BASTARDS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They changed it AGAIN?
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It was originally ruled a single and an error and Kuip and Flem were flabbergasted as to why
by Into the Void on Aug 14, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I’m not sure, I just got back to a computer. Is it a double?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't think
it shouldn’t be no double.
But, ’pon whom is the error?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What is up with these douche bags changing box scores like it means something?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The better ones . . .
. . . really do want to get it right. And it does mean something to the players involved. But since we lost Bob Stephens, I’m not sure I’ve seen anyone whose work satisfies.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
YES
Just got back… what a game!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
The U-REEBAY chants going down the ramps after the game were awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The reverberations were epic.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Rockies are getting lit up
and the dodgers are so far out I don’t even care if they beat atlanta LOLDGERS.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10953967
Dude the Padres’ color man is completely clueless. He keeps harping on obstruction, when that doesn’t even concern the play.
I enjoy tears from the padres announcers saying their team is “unlucky”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yeah, that kick save by the ump was damned unlucky for them. Not to mention getting punched out on crap that didn’t even sniff the black.
You know its the giants year
When the umpires are against you even at home against the padres.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Fucking marlins
score runs dammit!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
At the beginning of the first game thread today, I pointed out that I had figured this would be the hardest game to win this weekend.
I still think that’s true, and therefore have a bit more confidence for tomorrow. Good job, Giants.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
question
Who’s the blondie who runs out with burrell in the video? fontenot? Looked like huff with dyed hair for a second
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
Urban is being an idiot
A fan just called in saying Sanchez allowed 3 runs and it’s his fault for losing. Don’t blame the offense that didn’t do shit. HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WIN.
“He should hit home runs and back up the talk!” This is awful.
by Into the Void on Aug 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Urban sounds like he had been drinking heavily anticipating a loss since the 6th.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I don’t blame him though.
Sanchez and Rowand blew the game singlehandedly last night.
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
As did the luck of the padres keeping huffs ball in the park
And ryan ludwick should have been called out at home on a “neighborhood” call but clearly the giants don’t deserve that at home after being phil cuzzi’d endlessly this season.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I do respect Urban though. Ratto, he’s an idiot. Radnich, I can’t stand.
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ratto and radnich are fat smug morons who don’t know shit about sports and should not be heralded as bay area legends.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I beg to disagree.
Radnich manages to be pretty annoying at times, but does not seem to be either an idiot or a dick, though I have no personal knowledge of him. Ray, however, is a nice guy, witty (in his trademark sarky way), and—unless he’s contracted Alzheimer’s lately—knows baseball rather well, and I speak as one who saw him in press boxes for some years.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Why the fuck would you like Urban, he’s a fucking moron that buys into gamerness and batting average and ribeyes.
let me rephrase- out of the choices I have, Urban is the most likeable of the CSN staff.
FP is awesome (once again, from the choices I have at csnba)
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
that rather defies the definition of "single-handed"
Sanchez and Rowand blew the game singlehandedly
and Sanchez would have surrendered only 2 runs if Sandoval had not misplayed the rundown
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
each only had one hand in. everyone else went two hands in : /
you know what i mean
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
oh and did you notice that had sandoval thrown home in the rundown, that would have been to sanchez? dont like my chances there
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Be fair.
Anyone watching these games with any degree of interest is going to have all the vim and vigor of a wet washcloth by the time they’re over. Don’t tell me Flem, Jon, Kruk, and Kuip have all been Harry-Caraying all game long: by post-game, they’re all just totally drained. Give Urban the benefit of the doubt and assume he, too, is into the games.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Was his name lexluth?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s an interesting article on “The Death of Aaron Rowand” somewhere, think it was Baggs who wrote it?
written after his many blunders last night
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
im using my gfs mac so how do you copy a link? control c doesnt do it
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
or google “death of aaron rowand”
first link. its off bleacher report
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/435742-end-of-the-line-for-san-francisco-giant-aaron-rowand
there we go
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Any article that claims that Andres Torres catches the Headley fly ball “every time” is not worth the HTML it’s written with
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
how about “often?”
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't have been ballsy enough to say that,
but it was disappointing to see it fly OUT of his glove. While he doesn’t get them EVERY TIME, he did that time and just lost it. Less a matter of skill than luck, I think.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
I don’t trust anything they say.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
isn’t it mostly written by beat writers?
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure it’s just written by random people.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
random people like us? yeah I wouldn’t trust that either, lol.
Doesn’t mean they are completely wrong, however. Perhaps next year will bring good fortune to Rowand since we’re stuck with him.
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Well… it’s not like the article is saying anything we didn’t already know. It’s basically saying, “Aaron Rowand had a shitty game against the Padres.” If anyone honestly thinks that was the last we’ll ever see of him in a Giants uniform, well, you’re a very hopeful person.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
interesting, I didn’t know that… I just thought it was a comprehensive site run by beat writers. I wasn’t taking any of those articles with grains of salt
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta admit though....
….this is classic
“While Rowand can’t be blamed for the loss of this game singlehandedly—teams surely win and lose games—he nevertheless led the charge as if blind and retarded, a Hellen Keller-Wiliam Hung type performance for the ages.”
No, we will see Rowand again, just not in CF. There a particular reason he can’t play RF?
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Not commenting on the future of AR...
…just on the description of his performance last night
LOL she's blind deaf and dumb! LOL retarded!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never really gotten involved with the forums and such when it comes to baseball, so this is all new to me. I am, however, on like 10 honda forums, so I has the speak down, lol
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
And somehow
Those idiots are given press box credentials.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
that’d be a sweet way to get great seats to tons of games for free…
get press creds
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Most Bleacher Report people don’t get press box credentials.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I'd doubt any do, unless they have some other connection as well.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
FUUUUCK Angry Birds
I haven’t got shit done for 3 hours
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
I still haven’t figured out why that game is so popular
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The fact that bobby cox has alex gonzalez hitting 3rd
Let’s me know the phillies are going to win the east and the braves will not go to the playoffs.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Also the Braves stink on the road.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
LOL BIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Veteran grit!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL @ UPDATED MARK DEROSA DRAGON COMMERCIAL
“Although I’ve been sidelined from the field recently with a wrist injury, I can still type with dragon!!!!!!!”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
My dad's birthday last year was the Spilborghs game
This is not good folks
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
:D
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Shift A
Well, good. Nice to see that they came back.
I was seeing Dinner for Schmucks during it. So that was a nice thing to see after a mediocre comedy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
‘Dinner for Schmucks? More like Movie for Schmucks’ is what my wife’s review was. Although I did laugh at parts….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed
but it really drug along, the story was very predictable, and I found it an overall meh.
The dinner was only about 30 minutes of the movie and was pretty much the best part.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A good sign:
Pablo Sandoval actually hitting a high fastball.
And not just hitting it, but demolishing it.
While people were saying he should stop swinging at that pitch entirely…
I was quietly claiming that he didn’t have a problem with that pitch last season.
by AmorVincitOmnia on Aug 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, that was a noticeable good sign.
I almost hate to say it, but just possibly with the Venezuelan matters behind him he is again The Panda. We’ll have to wait a bit, and see some road performance, first, but it doesn’t hurt to hope.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Yes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
you’re a fucking genius, Natto.
oh! …. and go fuck yourself, San Diego.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that’s AMAZING.
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to wreck you up
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Trevor cahill
Cain’d.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Pablo...
Is he back or not?
He’s certainly been more productive, but he also still looks really terrible, too. Almost back?
Also, MadBum was awesome today. 3 pitch inning, FTW. Beep boop!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
The ball is coming off his bat much better now.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
To be Fair
Last year, even at his best, he still made bone head decisions from time to time
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but those at bats were spread out. Even during this past good week, he has been having at least one of those per game. Also where did his D go?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The error was awful, but I really don’t think that most of the doubles down the line that the Giants have given up in the last few days were really make-able plays.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that is just the luck of the padres- hitting the ball to unfieldable places.
and yeah, pablo is back. not in his former glory, yet, as his at-bats are still sort of strange, but he is keeping his weight back in his swing.
I think he’ll end the year with 17-19 homers.
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, San Diego Poindexters
Average Padres Fan IQ=116
What’s Yours? Can you beat it? Take the 3-minute Quiz Now!
MindQuiz.com
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Those things are such BS
I remember one that tried to tell me Zito’s IQ was 112
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It does bug me that the Average Giants Fan IQ = 90.
It’s like we’re getting trolled by MindQuiz
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
No, no it's not
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
By definition.
When one considers, from experience, what level of wit a 100 IQ represents, the fact that exactly and literally half the world has a lower IQ is frightening.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I try to not think of that, but being forced to leave my mother's basement on a daily basis brings me face to face with the utter horror of this fact.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2010 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought IQ was defined by population.
So an American with an IQ of 100, actually means that 1/2 the Americans have a lower IQ, nothing to do with other countries.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Eh, missed the first six or so innings. Yay me.
Watched the 8th-9th at my grandparents’ place with barely any sound. Dozed off during the 10th/top of 11th to catch Uribe’s walk-off on the radio.
As much as I don’t like Gavin Newsom, I suppose taking a picture with him made me care considerably less about the Giants getting Latos’d. That, and sisig fries.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Not necessarily fried,
though people definitely prefer frying it to some extent.
It’s essentially taking a meat (typically beef or pork), marinating it in a sour liquid (think citric juice or vinegar), then adding other seasonings or whatever accoutrement you see fit. Frying (which we typically distinguish with “sizzling,” since it’s served right off of the cast-iron) definitely adds a different flavor profile; I’ve always preferred it fried over not.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
I just read Grant's post
And he is right. And he explains why things have been so out of balance. The Padres HAVE been very lucky against us. That insanely low BABIP with runners in scoring position is the main reason they have won so many against us and are 1 – in first place and 2 – we aren’t in first place.
They aren’t a bad team, but against us they have been so lucky that they are in prime playoff position. If we reverse this trend we will win the division.
Of course they are still 4 games up on us, 2.5 game lead, 4 in the loss column.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
The writing on Gaslamp Ball is so terrible, good lord.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
“Wake up, Andres! Andres, wake up! Me and Magic Flying Ball want you to wake uuuuupppp!”
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and I’m pretty glad we don’t do roll call here. I don’t know why, but it feels wrong.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
We did for a very short while, but it was pretty lame.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
pfft
You just stopped when you weren’t winning anymore.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
how original
their motto-
Gaslamp Ball -San Diego Padres baseball in the form of a blog
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So
boring and only watched by fans of other teams?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Our motto:
McCovey Chronicles- Calm Down
Us > them
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
That's . . .
“Calm the fuck Down”
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
CALM DOWN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
srsly dude, NOBODY CARES bout your tiger tellin me to calm down
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WHOA fuckin' WHOA, PiKA!!!

lol!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's funny cuz it's a sloth, right? and telling ME to calm down?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
don't know my animal kingdom
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
King Julian is not amused by your ignorance

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
TAKE UR SILLY HAT OUTTA HERE DUDE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'm not your dude, man
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
i was just writing that .......
thank you, Natto, for saving me the trouble. hahahahaha!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
z
MLB.com needs to upload a video of the walkoff hit with the radio audio.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The game recap video, which appears later, sometimes splices in the radio call over the TV feed.
by non sequitur on Aug 14, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
lol white sox
Always find the most brutal way to lose no wonder no one goes to their games.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sorry if this was already discussed upthread, but what was the groupthink on the ball that got away from Buster where he never turned his glove over?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
i think he got crossed up and didnt expect a fastball in the dirt, hence didnt have time
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
posey and castilla werent exactly on the same page
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So the people who doubted Buster's speed as less than average
Are having second thoughts now, right?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Bochy is still kicking himself for not having Whiteside on the basepaths.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow the reds just got a gift
Back to back hanging sliders to gaby sanchez and dan uggla with the bases loaded and no outs and the fucking reds win it.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
sanchez and uggla are on the marlins, lol
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i know
Gaby sanchez grounded into a double play and dan uggla popped out.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
A RECAP OF TODAY'S GAME .......

SO MUCH WIN!!!
and yes …… that is Aubrey Huff with pornstar Melissa Midwest. but i have no idea who the guy on the right is. lol!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
guy on the right looks familiar. baseball player, for sure, think he plays for the mets
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a pornstar name .....
they aren’t supposed to make sense.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll just bet he does.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d guess that “Midwest” is an ironic bow to her wholesomeness.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
http://deadspin.com/322596/aubrey-huff-admires-works-of-art
PITCH TO MY POSEY
Eli Whiteside Fan Club
by howtheydidntscore on Aug 14, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
i’m rec’ing this so hard.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
annnnnnn subject click
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol!
i don’t know which is scarier ….. that manimal picture in the beginning of the thread or a shirtless Huff. the chick is hot, though. haha!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The guy on the right is Rennie Stennett
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff has a terrible shower body
Melissa on the other hand is doing just fine
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I just looked her up
It was worth it!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
lol!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently
the giants are out of it
Ihatetimbrown
Sour grapes
Dude is a Dodger fan
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 14, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIT STAIN
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not like he was disrespecting the Giants. He said he picked the Braves for the wild card because they get to play a lot of shitty teams down the stretch, and the Giants don’t.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Yeah, he actually seemed to like the Giants’ team, but there are just so many teams that are so close right now. Each division has a team that is very nearly tied for the wild card lead. It’ll be a fun race.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the part of this game when the Giants won.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
That was a pretty good part.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Counsell kills the Giants even when he doesn't play them
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 14, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Any other news on Lincecum other than him going back to his old delivery?
Like him calling his dad maybe? I’m still pissed about him shitting the bed when I went on Tuesday.
This reminds me of why I stopped playing TF2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCiOzL7cYs
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Do us a favor brewers
And don’t suck.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Casey McGehee
Santa Cruz representing…
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
SANTA CRUZ NATIVE!
After missing the first bunt he says fuck it and goes uribe and drives in a run.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Brewers might pull this one out
Hopefully they get a few more insurance runs and trevor hoffman does not close it out.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOLORADO
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
ROCKS LOSE
Purple row says fiddlesticks
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Suck it rockies
and purple row
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I fucking love this team
It came to me while I was watching them celebrate the walk off.
Uribe went and grabbed Wilson in mid-jump with the biggest fucking smile on his face, and the Pat Burrell came out of nowhere and gave Uribe a huge hug, and like, not a one-arm man hug with a pat on the back. a REAL goddam hug.
And I just had the biggest smile. This is my favorite Giants team I’ve ever watched. I love them to death.
"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son
by GiantPain on Aug 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd for enthusiasm
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck yeah!
awesome.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Greatest part of Panda's HR?
Bitch ass high heat
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
that was a great pitch by latos and pablo out hacked him which was impressive to say the least.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Panda:1; High fastball: 10,00,000,000,0000
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
,>crotch<,
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
error 404
Crotch not found
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
touche, sir
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
wheee!
just for the record, the giants are 3-0 while I’m in attendance this year.
Opposing Pitchers: Adam Wainwright, Josh Johnson, Mat Latos
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
"Get that man season tickets!"
/forgets who on KNBR said this
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Me too!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Good job,
oj and jp. I’m sure that neither of you ever lost faith, even after the Torres drive.
No, no. Certainly not.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
we were convinced that he caught it, then lost it on the transfer. Could have been the hope talking, though.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
but yeah
never really lost hope, and I was pretty sure we would win it, once it hit extra innings.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I turned to the people I was with at the beginning of the 11th and said, “They have to win this inning, there are no columns left on my scorecard!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WIN THE INNING
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Speaking of which…. it’s been a long time since either of us have kept score… We kept score at the Volcanoes game the other night…and found ourselves in the predicament of wondering: what the hell do you do if a team sends 10 or 12 dudes up to bat in an inning?
I think you just go over to the next inning’s column.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Yeah. I’ve come close a few times, but never actually had to do it, but I figured I’d just do that if I needed to.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Then of course we wondered, okay fine we’ll use the next inning… but what if the game goes extra innings?!? What then?!?!? What???
Not that that was going to be an issue at the game we were at, which they ended up losing 10-0, but you know, hypothetically speaking…
I forgot my actual scorebook today, so I had to use one of the shitty ones from the program. I probably would have used the AB H R RBI boxes they have next to the regular ones, but man…
if I had the regular scorebook, I probably would have gone onto the next page.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That game was really frustrating, then it was awesome.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Sort of like life
itself, except for the awesome part mostly.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously?
sammi.. they’re both annoying as hell though
by kingofthacove on Aug 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Frankly I’d make time with Snooki before that Angelina chick.
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Ms. Midwest, because of her wholesomeness.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Vinny
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Vinny is the only person on that show who vaguely resembles a real human being
"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son
You don’t know other people who refer to themselves as the Situation when ordering take-out.
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
he's so booooring
but yeah, he’s genuine with the pit stains and everything
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Jersey Shore is one of the top 5 things created by man.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
has anyone seen this????
it was from the first season and MTV didn’t air it!

fuuuuuckkk snookie got pwn3d!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I still can't believe it
Who does that!?!?!
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i know, right?
AND HE WAS A PHYS ED TEACHER!!! ……….. not anymore probably.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure about that, but I do feel like I’m on some sort of anthropological study when I watch the show. They have their own culture that is so separate from anything I’ve ever experienced. It’s oddly fascinating.
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/psst
I do not really mean that. I really hate that show and everything it stands for in the direction of television entertainment.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fair enough. But as someone who’s forced to see it because her roommates all love it, I do find myself engrossed at times. I really can’t explain it.
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, brace yourself: they’re coming out with a Persian version. Sorry.
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone sane.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn Jersey Shore
Now they’re going to make a K Town reality show
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
LOL YANKEE FANS
http://www.myyesnetwork.com/fanoftheyear/go/video/view?vid_id=1273268
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
ZOMG AROD HIT 3 DINGERZ AGAINST THE ROYALS THE WORLD GOES CRAZY
Except no one with above a single digit IQ cares.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
whohePosts:938
The reason why the Padre forum is not as active as yours….
It’s San Diego and the weather is upper 70’s and sunny and we have lives.
Unlike the Capitol of hobos/Socialist Republic of San Francisco, where it’s in the 50’s windy
with a lil chance of gayness.
To Padre fans in here your probably wondering why post this in here… Well we have a lot of Giants
fans in their mothers basement checking the Pads forum.
Oh and i love the gays, it wasn’t a knock on them. LOL
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
In other words
Hi I’m a insecure padre fan that is sad that no one post on the blog or goes to the games.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Uh huh...
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
charming
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THAT CITY IS FULL OF TEH GAYZ
LOL I WAS JUST KIDDING, I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I really think he shows his cultural sensitivity by referring to them as “the gays”
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
/golf clap
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Stay classy
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet… glad i now know i have NO life
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That’s especially hilarious because of all the personal life posts you’ve made here over the years. It’s like them telling Howie he’s afraid to show his face on the internet.
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much… although i haven’t done much of that lately, soooo SUCK IT EVERYONE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL, I’ve never actually been bothered by your personal life stuff. I mean, at least you’re not creating a seperate fanshot every time you have a problem.
"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down
by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
nope! i'm pretty considerate
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
wow .....
just …… wow.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly someone needs to hit the bong and stop pretending he has a life.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
actually i was referencing world of warcraft .....
since i have no life. and i was about to hit the bong. care to join one or the other …… or how about both, my fellow weed toking amigo?
:^D
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
hey fuck you, padre fan
my mother charges reasonable rent
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
FUCK THE PADRES
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
this.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
…..okay, then.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
just to nitpick,
Hillcrest is probably the gayest place I’ve ever been to.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
HAHAHAHA
K, i can’t say i’ve ever felt the need to travel down to San Diego, sorry…
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
it’s a great town. Way better than L.A. or Anaheim.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I've been to San Diego ONCE, but i dont remember it much
we went to the San Diego zoo and the ocean, that was about it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Mr. Merope has family down there so we go visit every once in a while… They are weird down there…I remember once it started sprinkling and his cousin started freaking out that the “patio furniture would get wet” just weird.
He's got family ALL over the place it seems
in Cincinnati too? jeeze. Wow… that’s pretty bad if that’s what the were worried about, and it’s like LA when it rains, people go nuts
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That’s it…just his immediate family in Cincy and some cousins in San Diego. We rarely ever go down there anymore, I think the main reason we went before was to visit his 90 something year old grandma.
HA, wowwww, yea, that’d be a great reason to head out and visit her actually… And how often do you guys go out to Cincy?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He goes back once a year. I don’t usually go. I absolutely abhor flying; anything over 2 hours cooped up in a plane and I start to get a little hissy-sterical. Besides, I know he wants to hang out with his college buddies, and I don’t.
I TOTALLY AGREE with the flying thing
i hate it, absolutely hate it for the same reason, plus it’s such a big deal now, with security and just dealing with all that BS. Haha, you don’t want to hang with the college buddies just a lil bit? not even a lil?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I hate having to take off my shoes
Seriously, can they get more intrusive?
Well, I guess they could…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Then wear slippers on board, that's what i do
or flip flops
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I wore sandals to the airport for our trip to Florida
Didn’t matter. Still had to take ’em off.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Ohhhhh nooo, i meant like, it's not a big problem
to take them off or put them back on
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
NOW you’re scaring me merope
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL I dunno it cracks me up to see people travelling in stilettos or flip flops and ridiculous impractical clothing. You think I’m going to save your stupid ass if this plane goes down? Nope! Gonna step right on top of you.
Trying to impress people while wearing stilettos. But i do the flip flop thing occasionally, not so much during the winter. I’m so big and strong i’ll be the person picking people up and shit when a plain is falling down, but do i ever think like that? not really. I actually have to sit in the exit row now because of my size
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No I can only handle one nerdy computer geek at a time. Two or three of them? No thanks! They aren’t into sports unless you count except computer gaming and things like Go sports…
Hahahaha, oh man, i’d get so bored and sick of it, wow, so now i can understand why you won’t go out there at all
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hahahaha, aww how nice of her!!!!!! bad thing is, there’s absolutely nothing in Cincy, there truly isn’t much to do at all. I bet you could find some really cool antique thing!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t like antiques! Used book stores… now that’s another thing entirely…I love me some 2nd hand book stores.
ANTIQUES ARE AWESOME! actually not really...
haha, i be there are some nice book stores around the area :D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I know SD well
and oldjacket is right: Hillcrest is as gay as the Castro.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Palomar observatory is my favorite part. Plus, it’s a good city to eat and drink, with nice weather.
It does slightly resemble Village of the Damned as outfitted by the Pacific Sun catalog, though.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
You like it downtown tho? i’ll definitely check those places out if i make it down there again sometime… But what is it, the Gas Lamp district?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah that's the right place
But I haven’t been in a while. I hear that part of town has changed a lot.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
In a good way or a bad way?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
mostly good, from what I hear.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
NICE, yea, i've been meaning to head down there to San Diego to check out the city
i haven’t been down there in YEARS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Last time we were there it was restauranty, barry, hip kind of shopping places, but that was maybe 8 years ago now.
Last time I was in San Diego I ate at a Greek restaurant in the gas lamp district. Food was great and there was a wedding party going on upstairs.
Lots of plates crashing on the floor and it sounded like fun so I tried to go up but they had a guy at the top of the stairs checking for invitations, so alas, I didn’t get a chance to break some dinnerware myself.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2010 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Fighting words
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
it's a great city .......
that’s where i go to surf.
……. but i fucking hate their sports teams. lol!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I love San Diego
I just hate all the dipshits who live there. The city itself is my second favorite place next to the Bay Area.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
this
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2010 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions
This stuff really pisses me off. What a neanderthal
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
His penance is that he has to live his life as a benighted idiot.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
You can argue with differing opinions, but you can’t argue with stupid. It’s a helpless feeling, at times
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 14, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
they actually did a pretty nice piece on the Padres/Giants games this year and the importance of the upcoming ones.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
NERDGASM
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
all i gotta say is .......

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Shocker…. First story on ESPN? VIKINGS vs. RAMS, OMG SAM BRADFORD
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
vikings crush them 28-7 ......
and bradford goes 6 of 13 for 57 yards while getting sacked 4 times ….. BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES, KID!!!!
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummm.... Alex Smith D: yea, could say the same thing there...
also LOL COLT MCCOY
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
very true ..... this year the real make or break year for Smith .......
and Colt McCoy? get’s fucking injured in the first game of the pre-season!! unbelievable! those Browns fans can never catch a break!! lol.
i actually played high school football with a kid who now plays for the Browns as a DE.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh... screw the browns
never really care for the browns, i have alot of friends who are browns fans and they’re soooooooooooooo cocky thinking they’ll make the playoffs every year.. i dont know if it’s supposed to be sarcasm or what but yea… what’s the dudes’ name
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Browns fans are very similar to Eagles fans .....
all talk but no show. lol! the guy’s name is Eric Wright.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAAA DB you meant for the Browns, played in San Francisco!
my UPS driver coached him in Middle School
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
oh shit you're right ..... he's a DB.
my bad …… we played football a loooong time ago. i was a second-stringer, so i didn’t even matter on the team. hahahaha! what a small world, dude! that’s so crazy! yeah, he was the star of our high school …… broke all the previous football records and shit. i remember one game, these reporters came onto the field, with their cameras and microphones in hand, in the middle of a two-a-day practice and started interviewing him. it was nuts.
"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"
by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got home but listened to the Padre announcers on the radio.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
And I just have one thing to say.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Aug 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm positive that play by play man is on drugs
He talks faster than even dragon can handle.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The End of Whiteside, Pinch Runner
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
Amazing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP-GTwy9jjI
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 14, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
shift-ayyyyyyyyyyyy
Was nerding out with my tabletop group, this was amazing news to get in the afternoon.
Did anyone else note the HUGE grin on Buster’s face as he was booking it down the third base line? You can see it when he turns his head to see the throw. Possibly my favorite part of that whole thing.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 14, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Bravo, sir. You’ve outdone yourself.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
I wouldn’t mind seeing more of these
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 14, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I never realized it, but Garfield is pretty much Bochy.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Best time to leave from the Santa Cruz area to get up to the game? Tryin to make it to BP
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
is it a 1:05 start?
if they’re gonna take BP (which isn’t a certainty), Giants will probably take go at 11, 11:30, so 9 isn’t too far off!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Thanks guys! appreciate it, i usually never ask
but since we just moved down here to Santa Cruz, felt the need… Used to live over in the east bay so we’d always BART in
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
real quick/half-assed report on the SJG game
San Jose lost after leading most of the way
Runzler pitched 1 inning, 2 Ks
James Simmons made 2 of the worst baserunning mistakes Ive seen outside of little league
F-Peg went 2 for 4 with a home run
Casey Weathers for Modesto came in throwing 96-97. I’ve never known the SJ gun to be hot, so I have no reason to doubt those numbers. Kid has a LIVE arm.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
i'm the wrong guy to ask
I’ve been an F-Peg doubter all along — I saw him in the season opener in Modesto and he looked slappy and sluggish. But OBVIOUSLY I need to turn in my straw hat, cuz I was way wrong about that.
I still don’t know if his power will play at higher levels — he doesn’t look like a typical power hitter to me — he’s kinda long and wiry. But he’s got tons of speed and makes good baserunning choices. Tonight he scored on a passed ball that only rolled a few feet away from the catcher, and there wasn’t even a play on him.
Final analysis: I’m still skeptical, but I look forward to being proven very wrong about the kid.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I can totally see that
Not as tall and not as much raw speed, I don’t think, but not a bad comp at all. I’d be ecstatic if he ended up being Fowleresque.
MLEs based on his 415 ABs in SJ: .242/.258/.341, with 25 SB/23CS (lol).
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
F-peg makes it sound like he has a proclivity for strap-ons.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I was at the game today
Sat in the front row of the bleachers at the 421 mark in right center and wow what an awesome game. I love you Buster Posey.
Brandon Belt had a boring 2-4 with a walk and an RBI game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ugh, whatever
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Send that man down to AAA already
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
can he play 3b?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Panda at 3rd base in 2011
More of a forward looking comment, but it’s obvious he’s lost range and as Baggs points out today, he’ll have to lose weight this offseason to have a chance there next year, and due to those doubts, the Giants could seriously look for a 3B in the offseason (Uribe could play there, but he’ll likely be our SS next year.) Of course, a permanent move to 1b by Panda (assuming he hits enough to play anywhere) squeezes out room for Brandon Belt, who will be in the majors at some point next year (if not sooner.) That may explain Belts recent starts in the outfield, and it could lead to some interesting lineups in 2011.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions
agree
Panda could have saved a couple runs today if he’d had any range at the hot corner. His range consists of falling down and seeing if he is tall enough to reach the ball.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
assuming a replacement player is in the same defensive alignment, i don’t think anyone could have gotten to those balls down the line lately. Padres luck
However, I wouldn’t mind seeing Panda at first and Belt perhaps at 3rd? Next year’s OF will be stacked.
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
they don’t put lefties at 3b.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
One of those, maybe. Gonzalez’ double was ripped.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Chris rose = younger joe buck?
Regardless they are both atrocious and I had to go straight to radio after 1 inning and that color guy was something rob dibble couldn’t match.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
chris Rose just sounds like he doesn’t give a fuck.
So yeah, might as well be Joe Buck.
Wasnt Kevin Millar the color guy? He’s a fucking idiot.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
He sounded like he had absolutely no idea what the fuck he was talking about.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He said that Pablo got the barrel of the ball on the barrel of the bat.
He sounded like a retarded Ross Perot. I know it’s A Thing to bitch about sports announcers but I think this might’ve been the worst duo I’ve ever listened to for more than a highlight clip.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 15, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, listening to that highlight clip of Sandoval hitting it out was pretty funny.
“He really got the barrel of the, uh, ball, on the… on the ball.”
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 15, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Kevin Millar
But it’s probably because I am a Red Sox fan. Today, however, I was screaming at my television, “Shut up Millar!!!” God he was insufferable.
Chris Rose is a tool, but he seemed to be enjoying his stay in SF. I watch Best Damn so I am quite used to him. He didn’t bother me, and he went on and on about how great the Giants and Posey are so I enjoyed his input, but OMFG Millar was seriously annoying.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Now THAT was a funny post, grant. Even grading on the steep curve of your posts this one was up there. Hilar.
by iamwhatiam on Aug 14, 2010 11:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah we’re in the middle of a pennant race right now, but looking to next spring, where do we upgrade the team? Pen is solid now, not to mention we get Affeldt and Runz back soon. SP is fine. So by position,
C is Posey
1B Huff
2B Fontenot? F Sanchez? sign Uggla?
SS Uribe? maybe platoon with a FA signing due to age?
3B Sandoval
LF Burrell
CF Torres
RF Belt
so appears that middle IF will be where we focus on?
There is also the possibility that Dunn or another big power hitter will be signed
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
there is also the possibility that pigs will fly out of my butt
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
That will be an enormous butthole-stretching. Oh, I forget, you’re used to that already…
lol
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
leave my private life out of this
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
im tryin man but youre not makin it easy on yourself :)
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
you are the one who assumed I am used to butthole stretching
what else do you assume about me?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
cooked or raw?
guess that one, Sherlock Von Eisenstein.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I went to the beach instead
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions
But
I found an almost brand new Giants New-Era hat on the side of highway 4!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions
what style? black/orange SF logo?
sweet find
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah very basic. Black with an orange SF
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I have one of those
It costs like 15 bucks on mlbshop. Good find!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Yeah its Authentic Collection and everything. Still has the stickers. Its a tiny bit bigger than I would like though
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
is it adjustable?
mine is.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
no. but it was free
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
ahh well
can’t argue with that! just grow your head bigger.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Its a 7 3/4. If I just grew my hair out it might fit better.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Exactly like that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I want to see a picture when you look like Oscar Gamble.
There is nothing funnier than afros stuffed into hats/helmets.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
That would require quite a few operations. A smaller hat would be cheaper.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
So you're not gonna go all Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
In a word, no.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
Some nerds as the Berkeley Geography lab stole (“lost”) my hat, been looking for a replacement.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Trade for what?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm guessing this belongs in the craigslist personals section
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Another htbnl
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
the adjustable ones aren’t made of cotton or wool or w/e it is right?
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
mine is made of cotton
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Its polyester
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Bumgarner
Terrific performance. Biggest game of the year. Facing a pitcher that he knows wont give the Giants much. A ton of moxie for a kid that just turned 21. He is going to be very very good.
No dingerz was refreshing especially because it was a day game.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
for the first time in the last 12 games, SP didnt give up 2+ homers. Haven’t given up any this series, for that matter. Nice change of pace, we were getting beat by the long ball for awhile there.
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Words cannot describe how fucking frustrating it was losing to the braves 3-2 because of random LOL DINGERZ by alex gonzalez and eric hinske.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
imagine how lincecum felt!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I’m hoping andris biedrins can remember that he’s 7’3 and not suck ass.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought Joe Thornton retired after having his leg broken in that Monday night game a long time ago
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions
read that as “basketball first guy” my apologies. I dunno about the 49ers this year hopefully heitmann isn’t out to long for the sake of frank gores health.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I don’t really like basketball at all, I don’t follow the NBA so that whole LeBron situation was the worst.
The NBA is about as real as the WWE but its midly entertaining when the baseball and football season are over. It’d be nice if the niners went to the playoffs this year the drought is somehow longer than the giants.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
the NBA is lame. For starters, I like sports where scoring is something that is somewhat revered, baseball gotta go around the bases, football gotta drive down the field, but basketball is just too much scoring. not fun for me to watch.
not to mention they beat their fans and are all about the bling. the lebron/bosh/wade thing on espn was fucking redic. You’d think they’d just won the championship with that little charade
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
people started rioting at ESPN when they learned lebron wasn’t going to the knicks.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
NBA is lame? Nah, i disagree
There’s so much athleticism involved with the scoring though… You can’t just expect to go down the court and score, unless your Kobe Bryant or Lebron James where you’ll get guaranteed a foul everytime down the floor.
Beating the fans? really? You’re taking ONE instance where Stephen Jackson and Ron Artest went into the crowd to beat the shit out of some dude in Detroit that threw soda on him? There hasn’t been an instance since then. Plus what’s going on with the lebron/bosh/wade thing is a wake up call to the NBA that they’re fuckin everything up when it comes to the league. They’re pretty much down for a lockout next year or the year after. Furthermore, the ONLY problem i have with the NBA? Same teams go in it every year, Lakers, Celtics, Spurs, Mavs, Jazz…
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
if you don’t want to read it, it’s cool, basically it’s this “THE NBA IS AWESOME”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It’s already a lock that the lakers are going to 3 peat LOL DAVID STERN.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
sadly, i can say the same about baseball
it was a lock the Yankees were going to make the playoffs
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BASICALLY
The NBA is a shell of what it used to be
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Everyone is losing money for the most part yet the warriors get sold for 450 mil LOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Can i ask you a question then? How much in that case, would the Lakers be worth? The NBA might be going into a lockout, likewise for the NFL, can you imagine the niners or raiders making it to the playoffs only to find out “oh hey, yea we’re in a lockout now”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Eh not so much for me anymore
I was a huge Sonics fan, they might have been my top team out of all my favorite sports teams (mostly because they were the first team I ever watched play, when I was way young, before I was able to catch a Giants or Niners game). Since they moved in the worst, most “F U to the fan” way possible, I haven’t watched a game since. It’s such a “me me me” league, that it gets really tiring.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 15, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
its cool, i respect that you have different likes/dislikes, agree to disagree.
Though it was that one incident where the players went into the stands like that, It’s One Too Many, is my point.
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep, i hated it, and i was a big pistons fan at the time as well, since i’m a big Sheed fan… and damn, all i can say? Pistons fans were SO WRONG with what they did, first off, throwing shit onto the floor at a dude that’s already a head case? haha, you’re asking for trouble. But what i did like? Is how Artest cleaned up his act
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i dont care if a fan threw a beer or not, the players need to be the bigger people in that situation and not retaliate.
It was seen worldwide and a massive embarrassment, and I’m not even a fan of basketball
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Artest is NOT someone who'll actually act professional
well… he WASNT… but yea, now he’s kinda changed :D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
good for him that he changed, however it may be what he is remembered for. and that, just plain sucks for him
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
anyhow, nite guys, my gf is yellin for me to come to bed.
Go Giants let’s take 2 of 3 tomorrow!!!
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep, this is true, kindof like Barry Bonds in baseball
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
but we love barry so that’s different ;)
outside the Bay, though, you’re absolutely correct.
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
players are generally remembered for incidents off field/cheating/etc, whether they like it or not.
I’m betting OJ SImpson is the greatest example of that, lol
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn, my Dad remembered watching him play back in the day, absolutely loved him, but the one thing i remember him by? (aside from the fact i’m only 22) is the murder case. It’s sad
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
same with my dad. exactly. pacman jones, oj, bonds, artest, i mean the list goes on and on.
Even Kobe may be remembered for the rape case that wasn’t, but Who Knows, only time will tell. Night Pika, Go Giants!!
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Nowhere near as good though.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
"I don’t look at it like I won the game," Uribe said. "Buster won the game. Getting the double leading off, this guy won the game for us today."
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 15, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions
Damn you Juan. Now I can’t hate you for signing your future 2yr/18mil contract.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 15, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
how old is he again? I’d be up for 2/12 contract on him, MAYBE
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I love Uribe.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
One last note before I go to bed- we will be facing Oswalt, Blanton, and Hamels in Philly. Considering our success against those pitchers at the beginning of the season with our “old” lineup, I’d say we’re in good shape there.
Oswalt, blanton, and hamels at citizens band box sounds pretty good with our non molina non flappy line up.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
im not sure how huge the home field advantage is for the phillies, but its a hitters park and we tend to play very well in those types of parks
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
not sure our flyball pitchers will do better there.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
And Pats!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn almost done with season 1 of Dexter
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:20 AM PDT reply actions
Why are you saying "Damn" then?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Cause its crazy
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah I found it online
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
The more you talk about it, the more i want to watch it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Its good. This site has all the epsiodes
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Just doin my job
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
fasho
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Ever watched an entire season of ‘24’ in a single day? now thats crazy. like an 18 hour movie (its only 18 hours instead of 24 cause the clock ticks during commercials, lol)
ok now i gotta go to bed, lol
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
That sounds awful
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
That show used to be good, though
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I have never watched an episode all the way through.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s trying, I’ll tell ya that. I lost interest somewhere in the 14th hour and skipped to the end
by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU, MADRES!
YES! YES! FUCK YES!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
AND OH MY GOD INTERPOL IS AWESOME
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCK YOU DUDE, SERIOUSLY
i’m still fucking jealous
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yesss
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
didn't even realize they lost their bassist
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Has anyone seen my bassist? I swear I left him around here somewhere….
/rummages
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLATE
But I used to fucking love, LOVE Interpol. i sorta OD’ed on them in college, so I don’t follow them as closely. But Turn On The Bright Lights has a special place in my heart occupied by no other album/band. How are they sans Carlos D? I met him at Popscene, my first ever clubbing experience, the last day of my freshman year in college, and I was a changed woman.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Changed woman, eh?
Carlos D: well-known for his womanizing and his herpes
not sayin’/just sayin’
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
hence my waning interest in the band
Franz Ferdinand had twice the sexy, and only half the VD.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
By the way, what's the next concert ur goin to?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
not sure yet
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
From Baggs' game story:
regarding Posey:
Bochy said: “I didn’t know he was that fast. He turned it up a notch. Good hustle, and it won the game for us.”
How does the supposedly intelligent manager of a baseball team NOT KNOW how fast his players can run?
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats Gigantes Fans!
You guys felt like shit after Friday night, now it’s our turn to feel the pain of a tough luck loss. Ahhh, the emotional rollercoaster of a pennant race. Yesterday’s loss was on Bud Black for having Bell close out three 3-run leads in a row vs Pirates making Bell unavailable yesterday (he had to take a chance with someone else given the looming Giants series), so instead of Adams in the 8th we had Gregerson. Despite Gregerson’s dominance vs you guys up until yesterday, he’s been shaky at times for us since June.
As for today, your team’s new found discipline at the plate (see Posey, Burrell) will do wonders against the nibbler Leblanc. Don’t go chasing and you should have the lead down to 1 1/2. Leblanc has a ridiculously unsustainable strand rate. Either you guys will get to him for a bunch of runs or you’ll be driven mad by LOBs.
Looking ahead, you guys miss Halliday (sp?) vs Phils and we miss Dempster vs Cubbies. If my planning is correct, though, you guys have the misfortune of getting Carpenter, Garcia and Wainwright vs the Card next weekend.
It should be fun. I wish you guys heartache, but respect your passionate fanbase.
thanks, bud
While I do think you’re right about Black’s use of Bell (no real reason to have him close games w/ 3-run leads other than SAVEZ), I can’t fault him for bringing in Gregerson in the 8th. Dude has been devastating all year, and the Giants finally had some balls fall in against him.
Go Timmy!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Padres!
Pitching (3.66 FIP, 3.77 xFIP, both bests in the league this season)! and Defense (+43.5 UZR)! and just enough offense!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
‘Halladay’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I think we miss Wainright and Garcia if the probables I saw were correct
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
I think the probables are based upon game days
Cards have a couple of days of in between…My calculation also shows Giants up against Wainright, Garcia, and Carp
New look lineup
Torres CF
Posey C
Huff 1B
Burrell LF
Guillen RF
Sandoval 3B
Uribe SS
F Sanchez 2B
Lincecum SP
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 15, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions
I’d still rather have Rowand in RF versus a lefty, but this is pretty acceptable.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Not bad
Finally not a LOLineup….. hopefully
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Posey’s finally fast enough to bat 2nd.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 15, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
day off tomorrow
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Posey hitting second! I think the hustle double yesterday got Buster some gamerpoints with Bochy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I kind of want Posey to rest one of these days.I mean, we can’t really lose his bat from the lineup, but he still needs a break at some point.
Also: I love the feeling of wanting Bochy to give Posey a day off to rest him. It’s a much better feeling than the one where you want Bochy to play Posey at catcher, or just play Posey at all.
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Fools and Sages
I love Posey batting second
But oh man they are riding him hard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
speaking of riding hard

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Padres lineup
Venable LF
Tejada SS
Gonzalez 1B
LudwickRF
Headley 3B
orrealba C
Gwynn CF
Cabrera 2B
LeBlanc LHP
How Hairston Free!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
No Eckstein either. It’s like they’re giving us this game.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Aug 15, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone explain to me why I am forced to wach the bums v. the braves on TBS?
Oh yeah…TBS are braves homers
America’s Team!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 15, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions

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