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Post-game thread: Giants win a one-run game against the Padres. No, seriously.

Pablo is so classy that he even thanks those who root for the Padres.

I can’t write at the moment. I did a Google Image Search for "San Diego Padres", and now I’m dancing around my office, flipping off my computer monitor and howling like some sort of manimal. Please check back for a more thorough post-game recap later.

several moments later

Ahem. Great, and now I’m all covered in catharsis. That stuff stains.

Before this game, the Giants were 11-for-76 with runners in scoring position against the Padres this year. That’s good for a .144 batting average. Hold on, though. It gets better. That number included the lone Giants win against the Padres this season, in which they went 5-for-13 with runners in scoring position. In the eight losses against the Padres this year, the Giants were 6-for-63 with runners in scoring position, which is a .095 batting average.

You might think there’s a reasonable explanation for that. Maybe the Giants were pressing too much. Maybe the Padres’ fantastic pitching staff knew how to pitch even better when they were under pressure. You can believe that. I don’t. I think the Giants have been ridiculously unlucky against the Padres this year. That doesn’t mean that the Padres aren’t anything but a good team, and it doesn’t mean that I think the Giants have outplayed the Padres. It just means that a team going 6-for-63 with runners in scoring position is almost impossible to acheive. It was orphanage-fire frustrating.

Before the 11th inning, the Giants were 0-for-8 with runners in scoring position. If they had lost, they would have been 6-for-71 with RISP in losses against the Padres. That would have been a .084 batting average. I don’t care how many Luke Gregersons or Greg Lukersons or Mike Adamseses or Adam Mikeseses or Tim Stauffers a team can pull from its nether regions in the late innings – that’s just absurdly poor luck to have a batting average that bad with runners in scoring position.

So, thank you, Juan Uribe, you beautiful, beautiful man. Thank you Pablo Sandoval for giving me hope that you’ve turned a corner for good. Thank you Buster Posey for cavorting with us mortals, and for hustling while you’re here. Thank you Madison Bumgarner for not melting down after giving up early runs, and for going seven innings to help save the bullpen. Thank you Chris Ray and Javier Lopez for dancing out of trouble. Thank you Sergio Romo and Brian Wilson for just doing Sergio Romo and Brian Wilson things. Thank you Santiago Casilla for having strikeout stuff.

Thank you, tree. Thank you, moon. Thank you, lamp post. I’m in love with the world, and I don’t care if I get a restraining order. The Giants beat the Padres! The Giants beat the Padres! The Giants beat the Padres! Juan Uribe hit a single into right field! The Giants beat the Padres and they're goin' crazy, they're goin' crazy! HEEEEEHHHERAARGGYY-OHHHHHH!''

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in posey we trust

by JonDowd on Aug 14, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit, did we need that game. I’m still shocked that we got it.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants really needed that win to get the damn padre monkey off of their back

by nataku on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, we did it!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS "manimal"

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

CANNOT UNSEE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAHHH!!!

wtf is this shit????!!!!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Resembles Grant. This is pretty much how I imagine him.

by Dan from NM on Aug 14, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

sweet sweet torture.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres can suck it.

Andres Torres.

by Chro on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

And the Umpires

And fuck the Umpire’s foot

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They angered Posey

 And Posey made them pay.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank goodness this bullpen isn’t actually invincible.

by garbanzo24 on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I am still a little surprised we even scored one against Gregerson.

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Nasty slider vs. team that can’t lay off nasty slider. Good thing Scott didn’t hit.

by garbanzo24 on Aug 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

overworked

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit, I was nervous about Casilla today…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tables have turned!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

the worm has turned

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I felt something turn when Uribe got that hit.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet Christmas

An ugly win, but then again, fuck the Padres.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Pilf

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just heard the word

I’m thrilled! This is a very good thing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It was my understanding

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It was my understanding

That everyone knew about the word.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thunderbird.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Dee Williams approves.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Aug 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again

to all of you who stuck around til the end
my gratitude and respect.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

All of you guys did better than I did.

I turned that game off and turned it back on multiple times. Then watched all of the ninth and extras.

by TGOH on Aug 14, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

contributions gratefully accepted

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 14, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help keep Are You Being Served? on the air. Give today.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t need to, we have the boxed set.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drat. This pledge drive stinks.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also have the Cosmos boxed set.
BIL lions and BILlions of years ago…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man. I’ve never seen it. Can I stay at your place this weekend?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s so old, it’s GOT to be online somewhere…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you hate gay people. I see how it is.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mood I’m in I hate every people. So nyeh, don’t think you’re special or something!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Equal opportunity hate.

First teacher work day for me: this coming Wed.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I got a nice letter in the mail yesterday telling me how to run my first week of school. My first meeting is on the 25th. It’s a “mandatory” meeting, but we won’t get paid for it or receive credit hours for it. So I guess I’m donating 5 hours of my time to the district.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if that’s the case, I’ll bring my sleeping bag. I like to have the morning paper waiting for me upon waking, and no one is to make eye contact with me for the first thirty minutes thereafter.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching it at a bar with my wife, and this lone other Giants fan left cursing in the fifth.

It was a bit of a marathon, but I’m so glad we stayed.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you'll turn it off, don't turn it on.

A glass of beer and a Giants game, once begun must be finished. (I used to think that of books, too, but now I’m older and wiser.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 15, 2010 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER YIPPPEEEE-KIIIIII-YAAAAAA POSEY!

Damn, this game was fracking huge. We’re actually 2-3 against them in our last 3 games

Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.

by darkadun on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

2 and 3 against in last 3 games?

last 5, maybe :)

haha, j/p

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 2-1 against in last 3, take your pick :)

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what i meant lol

Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.

by darkadun on Aug 15, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did that really happen or is all of San Fran in some kind of inception shit?

by giantsguy25 on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT PADRES

28 LEFT ON BASE!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait really?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh alright

I was going to say

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 14, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the MLB record is 20

in 9 innings. that’s a lot.

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it

But I got the sense that it was all the Padres

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 14, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

16-10 Pods-Giants

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

pssh, 20? Buster broke that easily in his last college game

ok, maybe it was only like 17, but he was left on base himself 3 or 4 times, and when fsu lost to miami by 1 run in the 9th, it felt like 35 lob.

by stevib on Aug 15, 2010 4:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

well....that was fun

now its time for the little league ws

by bacci40 on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be nice to win a game against them in 9 innings. But this feels good. FUCK YOU LATOS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKAcVL_phI

:D

by Hobbes2d on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That felt really good. Like, really good.

by Uncle Russel on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

For Grant

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Game recap

Oh boy here we go again….
Game…
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FUCKING LATOS….
PANDA!!
Bizarro Grant!!
PAT THE BAT!!
STFD!!
POSEY!!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

by maysian on Aug 14, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem's sunroof

Avenged.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Latos broke Flem’s sunroof.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos broke Flem’s sunroof last time the Padres were in town when he a ball he threw broke it.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

last time the Padres were here, Mat Latos hucked a ball into the players parking lot that broke a sunroof in Flem’s car.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew, finally, now I can nap peacefully before work. Then to the game tomorrow, woot!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Be sure the Kid gets some of the good stuff. I think he’s been smoking Mexican ditchweed or something.

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok….. that was really clever.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the kind of game they’ve won against us all year. It would have been a typical Padre win if those two wild pitches had been followed by a sac fly.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I left the GDT

because the Giants pissed me off. I’m glad I left now because they did better without me.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

same

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

same.

Yes, I am an Old Blue. Now get off my lawn.

by Ohio Bear on Aug 14, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I’ve participated in a GDT recently the Giants have lost. So, I stayed away today and will be staying away tomorrow.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Jose Guillen era has officially begun

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 14, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo’s lippers have nothing on Guillen’s

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not expect the giants to win this game.

I LOVE ME SOME BUSTER FUCKING POSEY!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

One little victory

Gotta do it again tomorrow.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a male and I would like to have Buster Posey's babies

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 14, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The technology

is developing.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like 2/3 of the world is covered by his strike zone, the rest is covered by his foot.

by Snack on Aug 14, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splendid victory.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Timmy, bring your A game tomorrow. Eat like 10 Choco Tacos tonight and smoke a huge blunt and you’ll be ready to kick some ass tomorrow.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 14, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

reverse that

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Aug 14, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should smoke 10 Choco Tacos and eat a huge blunt?

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t knock it till you try it

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

Anyone else hear Huff cursing like a sailor on the radio broadcast after his last at-bat? I heard “Fuck!!!” “God damnit!!!!!”

What a lovely game.

"I'm not sure what the hell charisma is, but I have the feeling it's Willie Mays." --Ted Kluszewski

by Rick Parker (Lewis) Can't Lose on Aug 14, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was someone in the crowd.

by zuma420 on Aug 14, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so mad at the padres for not allowing all those fly balls to be home runs…but i’ll take it. A win is a win, and a win over the padres is win win.

I swear though, whatever devil the rockies made a deal with last year must have been referred over to the padres this year.

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I just don’t understand how their bullpen is that good. Heath Bell sure, but those other guys have some ridiculous stats/peripherals this year.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

and their david eckstein-ness.
since we’re obviously the good guys.

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

they throw everyday. no let downs. tons of innings and they keep getting guys out.

One of our guys has to go 3 days in a row, and boom he gets clobbered on day 3.
The good news is that Broxton has been taken away from his closers job.
Go Brandon Belt

by bradleybear on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got a wicked knuckler.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels so good

But I still dont know how it happened

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I hope Timmy blazes that fattest joint of his life tonight in preparation for tomorrow.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 14, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval hit a home run?

FUCK YEAH

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I still need to actually try one of those things.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had one either. I hear they’re pretty awesome though.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re kinda icky.
I mean the taco part is like stale and whatever you do… don’t read the ingredients list.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JCB

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today I found an Its It for sale and bought it.

2 actually. One for me and one for my wife who had never had one. We were in Brooklyn. It’s been years and as good as i remember it.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Aug 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of waffle cones anyway, so the fact that it’s got that odd, cardboard-y taste doesn’t bode well for me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taste

If you like ice cream Drumsticks, then you will probably like a Choco Taco.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 14, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely disagree. I mean, yeah it’s prettyt much all the same stuff but the Drumstick is well-constructed and crisp while the Choco Taco is soggy and flaccid… and least as soggy & flaccid as something can be when frozen.

Flaccid.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 15, 2010 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I think I should go get some Drumsticks before the game tomorrow.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 15, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like how that kind of cone gets chewy.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty good.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

like leather for chocolate

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 14, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can really go for some vintage Lincecum tomorrow

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

+100000000000000000000000000000

We need Timmy to pitch like Timmy in a serious way tomorrow.

by slcgiant on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota warming up in the bullpen when Casilla was struggling. Really? You were going to bring him in?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It was either Mota or Ramon Ramirez who pitched 2 innings yesterday. Not a lot of options at that point

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather see Posey pitch

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd day in a row headline: "No Sweep!"

[Thank God]

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 14, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANTS WIN!!!!!!!!

 YAY

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/awaits At Bat highlights

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Was Pablo's home run

a splash hit? I thought I saw it kick off something in the arcade to give it a little extra carry to the water

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sure it bounced.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off the umpires foot.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn’t count as one, so I guess it something/one

by garbanzo24 on Aug 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It definitely bounced

by nataku on Aug 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am amazed the bullpen didnt give up a run

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by CB30 on Aug 14, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I had to watch that part on the box score unfortunately

I only turned it on right as Posey hit that double thing

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by CB30 on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good time to turn it on. :D

by Hobbes2d on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So was Casilla’s recovery

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still a Romosexual.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was definitely having Romosexual urges this afternoon.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 14, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one will ever say that my Romosexuality was just a phase.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ARE still in college. You could still be experimenting.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where the Props should go

And we added three arms in the pen mid season, Ray, Ramirez, and Lopez. All of them are working out.

I no longer feel as nervous when handing over the ball (minus Mota and, in some cases, Casilla, but he’s proving me wrong). Props to Sabean for making the unglamourous moves that prove to be difference makers.

Oh and DFAing Denny. That helps.

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by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still not sure how Casilla got out of the 11th but I’ll take it

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s magic inside

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by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said?

by Dan from NM on Aug 14, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to say something nice about the Padres

Heath Bell is a good guy. He could have rubbed it into Sanchez last night after the game but he said he liked the way he tried to fire his team up, and that he backed it up by pitching very well.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bell and Adrian are the only respectable Padres. The rest can suck it. Especially Latos and the Hairstons.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 14, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And two names

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heath Bell is a good guy. Whenever he comes into a game, I always visualize when he did the robot after a walk off win.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s nice of Heath Bell. It was also nice that he wasn’t really available today helping the Giants run through the gauntlet that is the Padre’s bullpen and getting to their last guy.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They never had a save situation, and Bell had pitched in four straight games, so he wasn’t used. Bud Black blew it by pitching him in each game of the Pirates series even though all three games were three run saves. You telling me that Adams or Gregorson couldn’t have finished off one of those?

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by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is class...

…I’ve seen interviews with him and he seems like a good guy.

Glad we didn’t deal with him today.

by Bochean on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard nice things about him.

Though I ignore those when he pitches against us. But when we’re not facing off, he’s a good guy.

by fracon on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, Tim, don’t experiment on the mound tomorrow. Just go back to the old Timmy, okay?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TL PHONE HOME

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baa, baa, black sheep,
have you any bumblebee,
yes sir, yes sir,
three bags bumblebee
one for my bumblebee,
one for my other bumblebee,
one for the little boy who lives down the lane..

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

If the padres had pulled this one out of their collective asses, I would have been wondering if they have the luckiest team in baseball.

by garbanzo24 on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

They are the luckiest team in baseball

There is no discussion needed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was up wit the strike zone today?

Is mat latos fucking greg maddux?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Aug 14, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even sure if they ever met, much less fucking each other.

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos is real darn good. I worry about his arm falling off, but until it does, he is a legitimately fine pitcher.

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

His curve today was amazing

it pissed me off

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latos was painting the corner. I didn’t have issues with the strike zone. He was dealing.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT? The strike zone was ridiculous.

by zuma420 on Aug 14, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was perfectly fine. Ump did a good job.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear I agree. He did blow a few calls, but nothing ugly and not favoring either team so much.

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you and we were watching different ball games.

I try to be equitable about these things, but we were both screaming at calls throughout the game (when we weren’t screaming at the unspeakable Fox coverage we were obliged to endure—our internet was totally down, so we couldn’t even listen to delayed radio for the audio).

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 15, 2010 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Maddux split up Latos’ marriage. That constant fucking is a real homwrecker.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned during the game thread that I was following on mlb.com gameday, and Latos had at least a dozen pitches out of the zone that were called strikes.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one that was questionable to me was Thatcher’s strike out of Torres.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching gameday as well

Latos was getting high and outside strikes called that were at the letters. Not to mention he was getting any inside pitch he wanted but hey clearly he’s a celebrity now.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dispute this

Looks like a pretty solid zone to me.

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see five green squares in that box and only three green triangles.

Scientific conclusion – umpire screwed the Giants.

QED

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-3 is essentially tied

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sitting behind the plate and I got the same impression.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OutPadred the Padres

Bullpen zeroes, a 24-hopper up the middle and a doink single.

We win.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The padres were bochy’d or were the giants bud black’d?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

a 24 hop DOUBLE

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by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

(changed to single/error)

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Error on whom? 2nd b’sman?

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was changed to a double w/ no error.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean it was a single/error first?

OK, either the Fox guys fucked up or I heard them wrong.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was first, then they changed it to a double

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by CB30 on Aug 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It was a silly initial decision. I was surprised it took as long as it did to be corrected.

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by owlcroft on Aug 15, 2010 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would love to read the post game write up Grant had planned

by ACgiant97 on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

All in good time, my pretty.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great win

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So does anybody have a recording of the Huff water cooler bash?

Greatly appreciated if you can shoot it this way.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Plenty more warning track power to be on display in game winning situations.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t there 3 in October too?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

last team we play in the regular season.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

End of the season… at home…
Get your tickets now, or “dynamic pricing” could screw you over good.

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 tomorrow
4(!) games in SD
3 at home at the end

by Natto on Aug 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willie help me!

and I’ll actually have to working at that time.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 3 at the end are Fri/Sat/Sun

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same weekend as Hardly/Stricktly

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by bgunn on Aug 15, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That final 3 game home series to end the season is going to give me a stroke.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the three games to end the season are gonna be ridiculous

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say — I miss pennant races. so I am looking forward to them.

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh im looking forward to them. but in the hide behind the sofa type way

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by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on watching each one with a cat on my head for comfort.

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

duh. cats love baseball.

by bombs on Aug 14, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

our old cat (RIP) used to love sitting on top of the box (this is the pre-LCD days) during games and pawing at the screen. her favorite target was always Barry Bonds’s shiny head, so we knew she was a fan.

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hidey used to be really into Sharks hockey. She sat by the tv all throughout that 109 period overtime loss in the playoffs. The last couple of seasons she’s not been too interested.

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

in 02, I went out and bought fake Halloween fingernails – we’d already used up all our own naturally growing fingernails.

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

gawl darn it

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Aug 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

go marlin! go mets!

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies finally scored a run at Citi FIeld after four straight shutouts.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

triple for jose reyes!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

leadoff triple and Halladay doesn’t allow him to score.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen's at bat did not suck btw

dude’s bat is quick.

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by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He also didn’t seem hackerish. Laid off the garbage.

by maysian on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go Sabes!

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Aug 14, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Tim Lincecum is scrapping raised hands and going back to old delivery tomorrow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol who asked for it

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

no more 4 run first innings against the 2nd worst team in baseball.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

His Dad set him straight

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god please be the Tim Lincecum of old.

by Snack on Aug 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it looked really cool

but if Dad doesn’t approve, neither do I!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Timmy's dad

named Lemp?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris

 I think

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Star Wars is on Spike

Can this thread hold another Star Wars open thread?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Spoiler: R2D2 is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s father.

Damn, I got called away right during Casilla’s inning and I can’t believe he got out of it.

YAY GIANTS.

by non sequitur on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lordy.

Between the celebrating and that, I’d say yes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Celebrating the walkoff, I mean.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s football on.
No Starwars for me.

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!!?!1/1/!?!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Huff laughs about Millar’s weight

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPL?

Hell yeah.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 15, 2010 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Lucas announced today that blu ray versions of all six movies will be released in 2011.

by nataku on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Star wars fanatics starts taking out equity on their mom’s mortgage

by nataku on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/CGI technicians go to work retconning films

director’s cut: jar-jar binks joins max rebo’s band

by JCLoophole on Aug 14, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to be optimistic.

These are not the April Giants. These Giants are 1-1 against the Padres the way I see it.

by maysian on Aug 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Bingo.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 15, 2010 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey BusterfuckingP
  
Holy shit, we havent even made it to the playoffs yet and Pablo is riding the Victory Tyrannosaurus #THISISWHYWECANTHAVENICETHINGS #SFGIANTS

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by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

reads like a Jose Canseco tweet

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know if it’s possible to stream knbr on an iPhone? I’d like to listen to te postgame and I’m not in the bay.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I second this question

I’ve been trying for ages and haven’t found anything.

by garbanzo24 on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you buy AtBat you can get the stream

And it sticks for Post-game, but you can’t join into the stream once the game ends.

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by grape on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I listened to almost the whole Mattingly post game wrap walking home that night.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to know this too

I would think you could stream it through flash somewhere, but the iPhone does not play well with others.

by sleeknerve on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short post game today, only the 2 of them…already over…

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try the Iheartradio app

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by joe579 on Aug 14, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s an app called Ootunes. It has tons of radio stations, including KNBR. It plays reruns during the actual games, but as soon as the game ends it comes on with the post game show.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 6:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is great info, thanks rx!

by GrooveGiant on Aug 14, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great! Thanks!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I'm pretty sure that game did some irreversible damage to my heart.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING RIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Just want to say

Man Fox is atrocious. The announcers were borderline incompetent, and they cut away after 10 seconds of celebrating for the Fairfield, CT vs. some other town Little League World Series game.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait not Fox, ESPN, but the rest goes

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Millar is wretched.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, do they even vet these guys before giving them a mic?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again,

a random team of McC’s would do better.

Fantasy team?

kdl and Lars. Ignore game in favor of teasing and taunting.

Oh . . . like Miller/Morgan.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Borderline"??!?!!?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 15, 2010 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Augh I missed the gif explosion.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. yes. yes.

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

memegenerator.net/aubreyhuff

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My internet parents won’t let me see anything cool 8(

Fix’d

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not all of those were done by me

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

some were done by me

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

I got home from work, turned on my tv and the first thing that happened was Juan Uribe hitting a game winning single.

You are all welcome.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot was standing.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was, actually

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Daughter is forcing me to put this on loop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8_b2x0jeLk

Warning : may cause brain damage.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'd

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged for blatant sucking up

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/rec'd for flagging for blatant sucking up

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2010 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/terminated

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged for spam

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 14, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot the link, noob. #fail

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had enough Lincecum pot jokes

I expect that from other team’s fans, not Giants’ fans. Grow up.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 7:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I enjoyed that game

well innings 7-11 anyway

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well played

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You take that game and Stauf it!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a good way to get some sort of a Stauf infection!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No,

thank you.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you sure are swearing a lot more lately. Keep it up.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Aug 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how Pat Burrell was the first one out of the dugout after Posey scored. This team is really fun to watch

by TGOH on Aug 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So fucking awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckin rec'd

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ole slide into victory fist pump!

by nataku on Aug 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at work, but that’s the only reason I’m not Photoshopping some water under his feet.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love everything about this.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 14, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a fantastic photo on so many levels.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved his reaction.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Flannery

Doesn’t have to look, just knows his job is done!

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 15, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man I am so glad my dad got tickets to this game out of nowhere yesterday morning. SO GLAD.

I can’t get over Buster hustling like that when I’m sure he was fucking exhausted.

And I really appreciate it that the Padres Giants’d it up today.

FUCK YOU PADRES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SO GLAD!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facing Wade LeBlanc who has a 4.15 ERA since the break

It can only mean 2 things, Giants will get shut down, or we’re gonna make it rain.

AND WE BETTER MAKE IT RAIN

by Snack on Aug 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Or the giants will let him go 7 innings and weezle in and out of trouble while the giants only get 2 runs.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhhhh!

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Aug 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa now…Be careful there Mark

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy on the far right

Kind of looks like Correia to me. Of course it’s not, but that’d be awesome if it was.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 14, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs moar flapping

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 15, 2010 5:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a great game.... well kinda

Thumbs up to:
MadBum
Bullpen
Posey Hustle
Panda

by ACgiant97 on Aug 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The panda dinger was nice

Can’t say the same about his “defense”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And....

Fortenot
Uribe
Burrell
Huff

by Bochean on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

Fontenot (the new guy)

by Bochean on Aug 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Bumgarner the new Lincecum?

by Into the Void on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey is the new Lincecum

by Snack on Aug 14, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me know once he’s one a MVP or two.

by speckops on Aug 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCoven...

We should never take Kruk, Kuip, Flem, & Miller for granted ever.

by ACgiant97 on Aug 14, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha. Because you endured Millar and Rose all afternoon?

by non sequitur on Aug 14, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard Rob Dibble before but is there anyway he can be worse than Millar?

by Into the Void on Aug 14, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m happy to say I have no basis for answering that question.

by non sequitur on Aug 14, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Kuip, but he was driving me nuts on the radio today. He kept getting all excited, only to then say the ball was caught.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 14, 2010 7:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

but honesty … can you blame him. this game was very high stress (to put it mildly)

by bombs on Aug 14, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were a bunch of really well hit balls that died before they hit the warning track.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 14, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

there were 2-3 balls like that, though. the one Torres hit in the 9th or 10th in particular, Gwynn was even running for awhile before stopping and turning RIGHT at the wall.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Internet problems, very much so. Anyway,

I’ve listened to just about every current announcer and Kevin Millar set a new low today with his total lack of knowledge about big league scoring and his penchant for calling players by their first names. How in the world did this guy get that job?

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Millar: Hi guys, I used to be a pro. Can I have a job?

Fox brass: YES

by nataku on Aug 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also ruins MLB Network when he is on as well.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never do that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thankful on an ongoing basis.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

As would I,

except you can’t tell from my impeccable typing.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've thought this before

he did a post-game a few weeks ago and sounded totally wasted

by JCLoophole on Aug 14, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot looks like a nice player. His defense at second was solid and I liked the ABs he had as well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This

He’s very ecksteinish and I liked the glove work.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like our fearless leader

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it. Hitler_dick.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 14, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant Fontenot, not Eckstein, obviously. Geez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/‘accidental’ ban

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was going to post something like this

He played quite well today. He’ll be a good option against righties going forward. I dig him.

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 14, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, they took away Buster’s double? BASTARDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

They changed it AGAIN?

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was originally ruled a single and an error and Kuip and Flem were flabbergasted as to why

by Into the Void on Aug 14, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m not sure, I just got back to a computer. Is it a double?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the replay, though, I can’t stop laughing at how Hairston doesn’t even seem to realize that he kicked the ball so far away.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem and Kuip said that they changed it to a double.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

Even though Hairston did kick it, it was all Buster hustle that got him to second and he deserves credit for that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think

it shouldn’t be no double.

But, ’pon whom is the error?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is up with these douche bags changing box scores like it means something?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The better ones . . .

. . . really do want to get it right. And it does mean something to the players involved. But since we lost Bob Stephens, I’m not sure I’ve seen anyone whose work satisfies.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 15, 2010 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Just got back… what a game!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The U-REEBAY chants going down the ramps after the game were awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reverberations were epic.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies are getting lit up

and the dodgers are so far out I don’t even care if they beat atlanta LOLDGERS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10953967

Dude the Padres’ color man is completely clueless. He keeps harping on obstruction, when that doesn’t even concern the play.

by garbanzo24 on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I enjoy tears from the padres announcers saying their team is “unlucky”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that kick save by the ump was damned unlucky for them. Not to mention getting punched out on crap that didn’t even sniff the black.

by maysian on Aug 14, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know its the giants year

When the umpires are against you even at home against the padres.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking marlins

score runs dammit!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

At the beginning of the first game thread today, I pointed out that I had figured this would be the hardest game to win this weekend.

I still think that’s true, and therefore have a bit more confidence for tomorrow. Good job, Giants.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

question

Who’s the blondie who runs out with burrell in the video? fontenot? Looked like huff with dyed hair for a second

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Urban is being an idiot

A fan just called in saying Sanchez allowed 3 runs and it’s his fault for losing. Don’t blame the offense that didn’t do shit. HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WIN.

by Snack on Aug 14, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Why am I even listening to this garbage, the game has been long over.

by Snack on Aug 14, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He should hit home runs and back up the talk!” This is awful.

by Into the Void on Aug 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban sounds like he had been drinking heavily anticipating a loss since the 6th.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t blame him though.

Sanchez and Rowand blew the game singlehandedly last night.

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

As did the luck of the padres keeping huffs ball in the park

And ryan ludwick should have been called out at home on a “neighborhood” call but clearly the giants don’t deserve that at home after being phil cuzzi’d endlessly this season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s a side effect of his blood clot meds.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do respect Urban though. Ratto, he’s an idiot. Radnich, I can’t stand.

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto and radnich are fat smug morons who don’t know shit about sports and should not be heralded as bay area legends.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I beg to disagree.

Radnich manages to be pretty annoying at times, but does not seem to be either an idiot or a dick, though I have no personal knowledge of him. Ray, however, is a nice guy, witty (in his trademark sarky way), and—unless he’s contracted Alzheimer’s lately—knows baseball rather well, and I speak as one who saw him in press boxes for some years.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 15, 2010 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck would you like Urban, he’s a fucking moron that buys into gamerness and batting average and ribeyes.

by Snack on Aug 14, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me rephrase- out of the choices I have, Urban is the most likeable of the CSN staff.

FP is awesome (once again, from the choices I have at csnba)

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that rather defies the definition of "single-handed"
Sanchez and Rowand blew the game singlehandedly

and Sanchez would have surrendered only 2 runs if Sandoval had not misplayed the rundown

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 14, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

each only had one hand in. everyone else went two hands in : /

you know what i mean

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and did you notice that had sandoval thrown home in the rundown, that would have been to sanchez? dont like my chances there

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, Huff was already down there

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 14, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be fair.

Anyone watching these games with any degree of interest is going to have all the vim and vigor of a wet washcloth by the time they’re over. Don’t tell me Flem, Jon, Kruk, and Kuip have all been Harry-Caraying all game long: by post-game, they’re all just totally drained. Give Urban the benefit of the doubt and assume he, too, is into the games.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 15, 2010 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was his name lexluth?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s an interesting article on “The Death of Aaron Rowand” somewhere, think it was Baggs who wrote it?

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

written after his many blunders last night

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

im using my gfs mac so how do you copy a link? control c doesnt do it

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

or google “death of aaron rowand”

first link. its off bleacher report

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Command (Apple button) + C

by Snack on Aug 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any article that claims that Andres Torres catches the Headley fly ball “every time” is not worth the HTML it’s written with

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about “often?”

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't have been ballsy enough to say that,

but it was disappointing to see it fly OUT of his glove. While he doesn’t get them EVERY TIME, he did that time and just lost it. Less a matter of skill than luck, I think.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 14, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t trust anything they say.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t it mostly written by beat writers?

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it’s just written by random people.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

random people like us? yeah I wouldn’t trust that either, lol.

Doesn’t mean they are completely wrong, however. Perhaps next year will bring good fortune to Rowand since we’re stuck with him.

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well… it’s not like the article is saying anything we didn’t already know. It’s basically saying, “Aaron Rowand had a shitty game against the Padres.” If anyone honestly thinks that was the last we’ll ever see of him in a Giants uniform, well, you’re a very hopeful person.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunch of fuckin’ amateurs

by Into the Void on Aug 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

There’s a “Write Article” link on the homepage.

by maysian on Aug 14, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting, I didn’t know that… I just thought it was a comprehensive site run by beat writers. I wasn’t taking any of those articles with grains of salt

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the first time I read something there it wasn’t up to snuff to the usual message board rant you can find anywhere, and the guy didn’t spell check anything, so I kind of figured it was kind of a glorified co-op blog.

by maysian on Aug 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta admit though....

….this is classic

“While Rowand can’t be blamed for the loss of this game singlehandedly—teams surely win and lose games—he nevertheless led the charge as if blind and retarded, a Hellen Keller-Wiliam Hung type performance for the ages.”

by Bochean on Aug 14, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we will see Rowand again, just not in CF. There a particular reason he can’t play RF?

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not commenting on the future of AR...

…just on the description of his performance last night

by Bochean on Aug 14, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking he doesn’t want to break his nose against the archways.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 14, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

because that would be a first…

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL she's blind deaf and dumb! LOL retarded!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard hitting journalism

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 14, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never really gotten involved with the forums and such when it comes to baseball, so this is all new to me. I am, however, on like 10 honda forums, so I has the speak down, lol

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And somehow

Those idiots are given press box credentials.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’d be a sweet way to get great seats to tons of games for free…

get press creds

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most Bleacher Report people don’t get press box credentials.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 14, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What. A. Game.

Game scores for the 24th turn through the rotation:

Lincecum 25
Zito 40
Cain 52
Sanchez 48
Bumgarner 53

Way to go, Madison! Thanks for keeping us in this one.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 14, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUCK Angry Birds

I haven’t got shit done for 3 hours

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That game is quite addicting yet frustrating.

Andres Torres.

by Chro on Aug 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still haven’t figured out why that game is so popular

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The latest patch of angry birds was so disappointing.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that bobby cox has alex gonzalez hitting 3rd

Let’s me know the phillies are going to win the east and the braves will not go to the playoffs.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Also the Braves stink on the road.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he uses jonny venters like joe torre did scott proctor.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Veteran grit!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He takes the Golden Sombrero a little too far.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I don’t enjoy a good Bob Dylan gif, but… what?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he seems to be saying, ‘bip’

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ UPDATED MARK DEROSA DRAGON COMMERCIAL

“Although I’ve been sidelined from the field recently with a wrist injury, I can still type with dragon!!!!!!!”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I saw

But at least they won for my Dad on his birthday

by fracon on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

My dad's birthday last year was the Spilborghs game

This is not good folks

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

Well, good. Nice to see that they came back.

I was seeing Dinner for Schmucks during it. So that was a nice thing to see after a mediocre comedy.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

‘Dinner for Schmucks? More like Movie for Schmucks’ is what my wife’s review was. Although I did laugh at parts….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

but it really drug along, the story was very predictable, and I found it an overall meh.

The dinner was only about 30 minutes of the movie and was pretty much the best part.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good sign:

Pablo Sandoval actually hitting a high fastball.
And not just hitting it, but demolishing it.

While people were saying he should stop swinging at that pitch entirely…
I was quietly claiming that he didn’t have a problem with that pitch last season.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Aug 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, that was a noticeable good sign.

I almost hate to say it, but just possibly with the Venezuelan matters behind him he is again The Panda. We’ll have to wait a bit, and see some road performance, first, but it doesn’t hurt to hope.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 15, 2010 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Natto.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 14, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

you’re a fucking genius, Natto.

oh! …. and go fuck yourself, San Diego.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s AMAZING.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to wreck you up

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trevor cahill

Cain’d.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo...

Is he back or not?

He’s certainly been more productive, but he also still looks really terrible, too. Almost back?

Also, MadBum was awesome today. 3 pitch inning, FTW. Beep boop!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The ball is coming off his bat much better now.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not all the way back, but he’s getting there. If he can hit even something like .300/.330/.450 down the stretch, it would be a huge boost.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be Fair

Last year, even at his best, he still made bone head decisions from time to time

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but those at bats were spread out. Even during this past good week, he has been having at least one of those per game. Also where did his D go?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The error was awful, but I really don’t think that most of the doubles down the line that the Giants have given up in the last few days were really make-able plays.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is just the luck of the padres- hitting the ball to unfieldable places.

and yeah, pablo is back. not in his former glory, yet, as his at-bats are still sort of strange, but he is keeping his weight back in his swing.

I think he’ll end the year with 17-19 homers.

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, San Diego Poindexters
Average Padres Fan IQ=116

What’s Yours? Can you beat it? Take the 3-minute Quiz Now!

MindQuiz.com

 
 

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 14, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Those things are such BS

I remember one that tried to tell me Zito’s IQ was 112

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does bug me that the Average Giants Fan IQ = 90.

It’s like we’re getting trolled by MindQuiz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 14, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it deductz for how we spell WINZ, RIBEYEZ, and NERBZ.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 15, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

116 is good

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 14, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no it's not

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 14, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought 100 was average.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 14, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

By definition.

When one considers, from experience, what level of wit a 100 IQ represents, the fact that exactly and literally half the world has a lower IQ is frightening.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 15, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I try to not think of that, but being forced to leave my mother's basement on a daily basis brings me face to face with the utter horror of this fact.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2010 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought IQ was defined by population.

So an American with an IQ of 100, actually means that 1/2 the Americans have a lower IQ, nothing to do with other countries.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 15, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the marty lurie jose guillen love fest.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, missed the first six or so innings. Yay me.

Watched the 8th-9th at my grandparents’ place with barely any sound. Dozed off during the 10th/top of 11th to catch Uribe’s walk-off on the radio.

As much as I don’t like Gavin Newsom, I suppose taking a picture with him made me care considerably less about the Giants getting Latos’d. That, and sisig fries.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 14, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

sisig fries?

what are those, fried pork?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily fried,

though people definitely prefer frying it to some extent.

It’s essentially taking a meat (typically beef or pork), marinating it in a sour liquid (think citric juice or vinegar), then adding other seasonings or whatever accoutrement you see fit. Frying (which we typically distinguish with “sizzling,” since it’s served right off of the cast-iron) definitely adds a different flavor profile; I’ve always preferred it fried over not.

Wiki for clarification:

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 14, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read Grant's post

And he is right. And he explains why things have been so out of balance. The Padres HAVE been very lucky against us. That insanely low BABIP with runners in scoring position is the main reason they have won so many against us and are 1 – in first place and 2 – we aren’t in first place.

They aren’t a bad team, but against us they have been so lucky that they are in prime playoff position. If we reverse this trend we will win the division.

Of course they are still 4 games up on us, 2.5 game lead, 4 in the loss column.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The writing on Gaslamp Ball is so terrible, good lord.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

“Wake up, Andres! Andres, wake up! Me and Magic Flying Ball want you to wake uuuuupppp!”

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But their Average Fan IQ = 116!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I’m pretty glad we don’t do roll call here. I don’t know why, but it feels wrong.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did for a very short while, but it was pretty lame.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft

You just stopped when you weren’t winning anymore.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

how original

their motto-
Gaslamp Ball -San Diego Padres baseball in the form of a blog

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

boring and only watched by fans of other teams?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our motto:

McCovey Chronicles- Calm Down

Us > them

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's . . .

“Calm the fuck Down”

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT CARE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALM DOWN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly dude, NOBODY CARES bout your tiger tellin me to calm down

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA fuckin' WHOA, PiKA!!!

lol!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny cuz it's a sloth, right? and telling ME to calm down?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIKAgiant revealed

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't know my animal kingdom

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

King Julian is not amused by your ignorance

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE UR SILLY HAT OUTTA HERE DUDE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your dude, man

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just writing that .......

thank you, Natto, for saving me the trouble. hahahahaha!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

MLB.com needs to upload a video of the walkoff hit with the radio audio.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

To bad kuip wasn’t on the mic for the bottom of the 11th his game winning calls are the greatest.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game recap video, which appears later, sometimes splices in the radio call over the TV feed.

by non sequitur on Aug 14, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol white sox

Always find the most brutal way to lose no wonder no one goes to their games.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry if this was already discussed upthread, but what was the groupthink on the ball that got away from Buster where he never turned his glove over?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

i think he got crossed up and didnt expect a fastball in the dirt, hence didnt have time

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

posey and castilla werent exactly on the same page

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francisco cordero is about to do us a huge favor.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So the people who doubted Buster's speed as less than average

Are having second thoughts now, right?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 14, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

shoulda pinch ran for him!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is still kicking himself for not having Whiteside on the basepaths.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow the reds just got a gift

Back to back hanging sliders to gaby sanchez and dan uggla with the bases loaded and no outs and the fucking reds win it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

sanchez and uggla are on the marlins, lol

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

Gaby sanchez grounded into a double play and dan uggla popped out.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A RECAP OF TODAY'S GAME .......

SO MUCH WIN!!!

and yes …… that is Aubrey Huff with pornstar Melissa Midwest. but i have no idea who the guy on the right is. lol!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

guy on the right looks familiar. baseball player, for sure, think he plays for the mets

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

name completely eludes me

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what kind of pornstar name is ‘Midwest’?

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a pornstar name .....

they aren’t supposed to make sense.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Long Dong Silver’ makes sense to me

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just bet he does.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d guess that “Midwest” is an ironic bow to her wholesomeness.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

continued...nsfw

PITCH TO MY POSEY
Eli Whiteside Fan Club

by howtheydidntscore on Aug 14, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

i’m rec’ing this so hard.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

annnnnnn subject click

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

i don’t know which is scarier ….. that manimal picture in the beginning of the thread or a shirtless Huff. the chick is hot, though. haha!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

terrible shower body

by JonDowd on Aug 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy on the right is Rennie Stennett

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has a terrible shower body

Melissa on the other hand is doing just fine

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just looked her up

It was worth it!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. bomb

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 14, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS rules

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

never heard of her

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 15, 2010 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sour grapes

Dude is a Dodger fan

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 14, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT STAIN

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like he was disrespecting the Giants. He said he picked the Braves for the wild card because they get to play a lot of shitty teams down the stretch, and the Giants don’t.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he actually seemed to like the Giants’ team, but there are just so many teams that are so close right now. Each division has a team that is very nearly tied for the wild card lead. It’ll be a fun race.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants schedule the rest of the way is pretty tough. Unlike the central or east teams, who have several division games against weaker teams.

by nataku on Aug 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the part of this game when the Giants won.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty good part.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any other news on Lincecum other than him going back to his old delivery?

Like him calling his dad maybe? I’m still pissed about him shitting the bed when I went on Tuesday.

by Snack on Aug 14, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This reminds me of why I stopped playing TF2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCiOzL7cYs

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 14, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Do us a favor brewers

And don’t suck.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Casey McGehee

Santa Cruz representing…

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 14, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANTA CRUZ NATIVE!

After missing the first bunt he says fuck it and goes uribe and drives in a run.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers might pull this one out

Hopefully they get a few more insurance runs and trevor hoffman does not close it out.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLORADO

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 14, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ROCKS LOSE

Purple row says fiddlesticks

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 14, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it rockies

and purple row

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd for enthusiasm

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 14, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greatest part of Panda's HR?

Bitch ass high heat

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 14, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a great pitch by latos and pablo out hacked him which was impressive to say the least.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda:1; High fastball: 10,00,000,000,0000

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 14, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

comma fail

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

,>crotch<,

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

error 404

Crotch not found

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

touche, sir

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fox cameras kept replaying Latos being incredulous about how Pablo was able to muscle that high fastball out.

by nataku on Aug 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wheee!

just for the record, the giants are 3-0 while I’m in attendance this year.

Opposing Pitchers: Adam Wainwright, Josh Johnson, Mat Latos

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 14, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

"Get that man season tickets!"

/forgets who on KNBR said this

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 14, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job,

oj and jp. I’m sure that neither of you ever lost faith, even after the Torres drive.

No, no. Certainly not.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were convinced that he caught it, then lost it on the transfer. Could have been the hope talking, though.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 14, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was somewhat demoralized for a good portion of the game, but I never even considered getting up and leaving, if that’s what you meant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

but yeah

never really lost hope, and I was pretty sure we would win it, once it hit extra innings.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 14, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned to the people I was with at the beginning of the 11th and said, “They have to win this inning, there are no columns left on my scorecard!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN THE INNING

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which…. it’s been a long time since either of us have kept score… We kept score at the Volcanoes game the other night…and found ourselves in the predicament of wondering: what the hell do you do if a team sends 10 or 12 dudes up to bat in an inning?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you just go over to the next inning’s column.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what we were going to do. Luckily the 8th dude made the 3rd out.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I’ve come close a few times, but never actually had to do it, but I figured I’d just do that if I needed to.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then of course we wondered, okay fine we’ll use the next inning… but what if the game goes extra innings?!? What then?!?!? What???

Not that that was going to be an issue at the game we were at, which they ended up losing 10-0, but you know, hypothetically speaking…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot my actual scorebook today, so I had to use one of the shitty ones from the program. I probably would have used the AB H R RBI boxes they have next to the regular ones, but man…

if I had the regular scorebook, I probably would have gone onto the next page.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense. We used to have a scorebook… I wonder where the heck it went!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANTASTIC GAME!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That game was really frustrating, then it was awesome.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 14, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sort of like life

itself, except for the awesome part mostly.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

sammi.. they’re both annoying as hell though

by kingofthacove on Aug 14, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly I’d make time with Snooki before that Angelina chick.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Ms. Midwest, because of her wholesomeness.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfffft last time we drove through the midwest we saw 3 things: corn, churches, and porn stores. Sometimes all 3 on the same lot.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you tell them apart?

by wcw on Aug 14, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vinny

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vinny is the only person on that show who vaguely resembles a real human being

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 14, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t know other people who refer to themselves as the Situation when ordering take-out.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's so booooring

but yeah, he’s genuine with the pit stains and everything

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who they are and I don’t want to know.

by Natto on Aug 14, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snooki for me

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jersey Shore is one of the top 5 things created by man.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, this is very true

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

has anyone seen this????

it was from the first season and MTV didn’t air it!

fuuuuuckkk snookie got pwn3d!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how the show got famous.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Aug 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can't believe it

Who does that!?!?!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know, right?

AND HE WAS A PHYS ED TEACHER!!! ……….. not anymore probably.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a PE teacher! Would love to do this to a few of my students

by ACgiant97 on Aug 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do not condone violence against women by men, but i am in support of women beating each other

by ldv on Aug 14, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure about that, but I do feel like I’m on some sort of anthropological study when I watch the show. They have their own culture that is so separate from anything I’ve ever experienced. It’s oddly fascinating.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/psst

I do not really mean that. I really hate that show and everything it stands for in the direction of television entertainment.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. But as someone who’s forced to see it because her roommates all love it, I do find myself engrossed at times. I really can’t explain it.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, brace yourself: they’re coming out with a Persian version. Sorry.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oman Shore?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone sane.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Jersey Shore

Now they’re going to make a K Town reality show

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 14, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YANKEE FANS

http://www.myyesnetwork.com/fanoftheyear/go/video/view?vid_id=1273268

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 14, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG AROD HIT 3 DINGERZ AGAINST THE ROYALS THE WORLD GOES CRAZY

Except no one with above a single digit IQ cares.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

whohePosts:938
 
The reason why the Padre forum is not as active as yours….

It’s San Diego and the weather is upper 70’s and sunny and we have lives.

Unlike the Capitol of hobos/Socialist Republic of San Francisco, where it’s in the 50’s windy
with a lil chance of gayness.

To Padre fans in here your probably wondering why post this in here… Well we have a lot of Giants
fans in their mothers basement checking the Pads forum.

Oh and i love the gays, it wasn’t a knock on them. LOL
 

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

In other words

Hi I’m a insecure padre fan that is sad that no one post on the blog or goes to the games.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh huh...

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

charming

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT CITY IS FULL OF TEH GAYZ

LOL I WAS JUST KIDDING, I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think he shows his cultural sensitivity by referring to them as “the gays”

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are “the gays”?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marvin and Enola

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay classy

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet… glad i now know i have NO life

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s especially hilarious because of all the personal life posts you’ve made here over the years. It’s like them telling Howie he’s afraid to show his face on the internet.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much… although i haven’t done much of that lately, soooo SUCK IT EVERYONE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I’ve never actually been bothered by your personal life stuff. I mean, at least you’re not creating a seperate fanshot every time you have a problem.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles: Calm down

by Prussian Creole on Aug 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope! i'm pretty considerate

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The MLB forums are terrible, but I still post there sometimes

by Snack on Aug 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow .....

just …… wow.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly someone needs to hit the bong and stop pretending he has a life.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually i was referencing world of warcraft .....

since i have no life. and i was about to hit the bong. care to join one or the other …… or how about both, my fellow weed toking amigo?

:^D

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey fuck you, padre fan

my mother charges reasonable rent

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by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE PADRES

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

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by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

…..okay, then.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur.... ...

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

just to nitpick,

Hillcrest is probably the gayest place I’ve ever been to.

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by oldjacket on Aug 14, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

K, i can’t say i’ve ever felt the need to travel down to San Diego, sorry…

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a great town. Way better than L.A. or Anaheim.

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by oldjacket on Aug 14, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been to San Diego ONCE, but i dont remember it much

we went to the San Diego zoo and the ocean, that was about it

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope has family down there so we go visit every once in a while… They are weird down there…I remember once it started sprinkling and his cousin started freaking out that the “patio furniture would get wet” just weird.

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got family ALL over the place it seems

in Cincinnati too? jeeze. Wow… that’s pretty bad if that’s what the were worried about, and it’s like LA when it rains, people go nuts

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it…just his immediate family in Cincy and some cousins in San Diego. We rarely ever go down there anymore, I think the main reason we went before was to visit his 90 something year old grandma.

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA, wowwww, yea, that’d be a great reason to head out and visit her actually… And how often do you guys go out to Cincy?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He goes back once a year. I don’t usually go. I absolutely abhor flying; anything over 2 hours cooped up in a plane and I start to get a little hissy-sterical. Besides, I know he wants to hang out with his college buddies, and I don’t.

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I TOTALLY AGREE with the flying thing

i hate it, absolutely hate it for the same reason, plus it’s such a big deal now, with security and just dealing with all that BS. Haha, you don’t want to hang with the college buddies just a lil bit? not even a lil?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate having to take off my shoes

Seriously, can they get more intrusive?

Well, I guess they could…

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by thehavenot on Aug 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then wear slippers on board, that's what i do

or flip flops

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wore sandals to the airport for our trip to Florida

Didn’t matter. Still had to take ’em off.

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by thehavenot on Aug 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhh nooo, i meant like, it's not a big problem

to take them off or put them back on

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I always wear shoes…much easier to flee the burning wreckage in tennis shoes!

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW you’re scaring me merope

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I dunno it cracks me up to see people travelling in stilettos or flip flops and ridiculous impractical clothing. You think I’m going to save your stupid ass if this plane goes down? Nope! Gonna step right on top of you.

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to impress people while wearing stilettos. But i do the flip flop thing occasionally, not so much during the winter. I’m so big and strong i’ll be the person picking people up and shit when a plain is falling down, but do i ever think like that? not really. I actually have to sit in the exit row now because of my size

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I can only handle one nerdy computer geek at a time. Two or three of them? No thanks! They aren’t into sports unless you count except computer gaming and things like Go sports…

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, oh man, i’d get so bored and sick of it, wow, so now i can understand why you won’t go out there at all

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

His mom likes to drag me off antiquing … I don’t like to shop!

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, aww how nice of her!!!!!! bad thing is, there’s absolutely nothing in Cincy, there truly isn’t much to do at all. I bet you could find some really cool antique thing!

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like antiques! Used book stores… now that’s another thing entirely…I love me some 2nd hand book stores.

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANTIQUES ARE AWESOME! actually not really...

haha, i be there are some nice book stores around the area :D

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

People there read?

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well… my girlfriend reads… so there must be something

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know SD well

and oldjacket is right: Hillcrest is as gay as the Castro.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Palomar observatory is my favorite part. Plus, it’s a good city to eat and drink, with nice weather.

It does slightly resemble Village of the Damned as outfitted by the Pacific Sun catalog, though.

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by oldjacket on Aug 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like it downtown tho? i’ll definitely check those places out if i make it down there again sometime… But what is it, the Gas Lamp district?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that's the right place

But I haven’t been in a while. I hear that part of town has changed a lot.

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by oldjacket on Aug 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a good way or a bad way?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

mostly good, from what I hear.

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by oldjacket on Aug 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE, yea, i've been meaning to head down there to San Diego to check out the city

i haven’t been down there in YEARS

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time we were there it was restauranty, barry, hip kind of shopping places, but that was maybe 8 years ago now.

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I was in San Diego I ate at a Greek restaurant in the gas lamp district. Food was great and there was a wedding party going on upstairs.

Lots of plates crashing on the floor and it sounded like fun so I tried to go up but they had a guy at the top of the stairs checking for invitations, so alas, I didn’t get a chance to break some dinnerware myself.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2010 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fighting words

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 15, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's a great city .......

that’s where i go to surf.

……. but i fucking hate their sports teams. lol!

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love San Diego

I just hate all the dipshits who live there. The city itself is my second favorite place next to the Bay Area.

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by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2010 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

This stuff really pisses me off. What a neanderthal

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

His penance is that he has to live his life as a benighted idiot.

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can argue with differing opinions, but you can’t argue with stupid. It’s a helpless feeling, at times

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 14, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly ignorance is bliss, and this person will probably live the rest of their life without ever knowing how ignorant and wrong they are.

I'm a better person now.

by jbowl on Aug 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternate Universe

Arod hits 3 homers and the Giants/Padres lead off Baseball Tonight

by ACgiant97 on Aug 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?

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by scout6 on Aug 14, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

they actually did a pretty nice piece on the Padres/Giants games this year and the importance of the upcoming ones.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 14, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERDGASM

http://tv.gawker.com/5612987/watch-luke-skywalker-become-a-jedi-knight-in-this-deleted-star-wars-scene

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 14, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

all i gotta say is .......

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shocker…. First story on ESPN? VIKINGS vs. RAMS, OMG SAM BRADFORD

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

vikings crush them 28-7 ......

and bradford goes 6 of 13 for 57 yards while getting sacked 4 times ….. BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES, KID!!!!

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm.... Alex Smith D: yea, could say the same thing there...

also LOL COLT MCCOY

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

very true ..... this year the real make or break year for Smith .......

and Colt McCoy? get’s fucking injured in the first game of the pre-season!! unbelievable! those Browns fans can never catch a break!! lol.

i actually played high school football with a kid who now plays for the Browns as a DE.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh... screw the browns

never really care for the browns, i have alot of friends who are browns fans and they’re soooooooooooooo cocky thinking they’ll make the playoffs every year.. i dont know if it’s supposed to be sarcasm or what but yea… what’s the dudes’ name

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Browns fans are very similar to Eagles fans .....

all talk but no show. lol! the guy’s name is Eric Wright.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAAA DB you meant for the Browns, played in San Francisco!

my UPS driver coached him in Middle School

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit you're right ..... he's a DB.

my bad …… we played football a loooong time ago. i was a second-stringer, so i didn’t even matter on the team. hahahaha! what a small world, dude! that’s so crazy! yeah, he was the star of our high school …… broke all the previous football records and shit. i remember one game, these reporters came onto the field, with their cameras and microphones in hand, in the middle of a two-a-day practice and started interviewing him. it was nuts.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA! how nuts is that, to have a dude on your team go pro like that? Never had the opportunity at the school i went to, Campo had nobody that went big at all

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Favre news?
How can this be?!?!?!

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by Merope on Aug 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Favre visits doctor
/Childress demotes Rosenfels to practice squad

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by L-Nova on Aug 14, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home but listened to the Padre announcers on the radio.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 14, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm positive that play by play man is on drugs

He talks faster than even dragon can handle.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The End of Whiteside, Pinch Runner

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Aug 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP-GTwy9jjI

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by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 14, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

shift-ayyyyyyyyyyyy

Was nerding out with my tabletop group, this was amazing news to get in the afternoon.

Did anyone else note the HUGE grin on Buster’s face as he was booking it down the third base line? You can see it when he turns his head to see the throw. Possibly my favorite part of that whole thing.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 14, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit.

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, this is awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Bravo, sir. You’ve outdone yourself.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

I wouldn’t mind seeing more of these

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 14, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Garfield Without Garfield guy can get a book deal, then why the fuck doesn’t Natto have one yet

Hell, I’d buy one!

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all Garfield.

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never realized it, but Garfield is pretty much Bochy.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy does love lasagna!

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by groug on Aug 14, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

I thought Jon was Bochy, and Lasorda was Garfield

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Best time to leave from the Santa Cruz area to get up to the game? Tryin to make it to BP

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

is it a 1:05 start?

if they’re gonna take BP (which isn’t a certainty), Giants will probably take go at 11, 11:30, so 9 isn’t too far off!

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

take/go

editing fail

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks guys! appreciate it, i usually never ask

but since we just moved down here to Santa Cruz, felt the need… Used to live over in the east bay so we’d always BART in

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 14, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the extra innings because I had to leave, but I just watched the highlight and I love the Buster fist pump and the way the team celebrates. I said it 2 days ago, I’ll say it again, I love this fucking team!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 14, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

real quick/half-assed report on the SJG game

San Jose lost after leading most of the way

Runzler pitched 1 inning, 2 Ks

James Simmons made 2 of the worst baserunning mistakes Ive seen outside of little league

F-Peg went 2 for 4 with a home run

Casey Weathers for Modesto came in throwing 96-97. I’ve never known the SJ gun to be hot, so I have no reason to doubt those numbers. Kid has a LIVE arm.

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

F-Peg

real deal as far as you can tell?

by TBRMKane on Aug 14, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm the wrong guy to ask

I’ve been an F-Peg doubter all along — I saw him in the season opener in Modesto and he looked slappy and sluggish. But OBVIOUSLY I need to turn in my straw hat, cuz I was way wrong about that.

I still don’t know if his power will play at higher levels — he doesn’t look like a typical power hitter to me — he’s kinda long and wiry. But he’s got tons of speed and makes good baserunning choices. Tonight he scored on a passed ball that only rolled a few feet away from the catcher, and there wasn’t even a play on him.

Final analysis: I’m still skeptical, but I look forward to being proven very wrong about the kid.

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he pans out

He seems like a Fowler-type player

by TBRMKane on Aug 14, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can totally see that

Not as tall and not as much raw speed, I don’t think, but not a bad comp at all. I’d be ecstatic if he ended up being Fowleresque.

MLEs based on his 415 ABs in SJ: .242/.258/.341, with 25 SB/23CS (lol).

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

F-peg makes it sound like he has a proclivity for strap-ons.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game today

Sat in the front row of the bleachers at the 421 mark in right center and wow what an awesome game. I love you Buster Posey.

by Josh L on Aug 14, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Belt had a boring 2-4 with a walk and an RBI game.

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by jponry on Aug 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, whatever

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by groug on Aug 14, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send that man down to AAA already

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by groug on Aug 14, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
send down to AAA already

/Sabean logic

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 15, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belt is real.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 14, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda at 3rd base in 2011

More of a forward looking comment, but it’s obvious he’s lost range and as Baggs points out today, he’ll have to lose weight this offseason to have a chance there next year, and due to those doubts, the Giants could seriously look for a 3B in the offseason (Uribe could play there, but he’ll likely be our SS next year.) Of course, a permanent move to 1b by Panda (assuming he hits enough to play anywhere) squeezes out room for Brandon Belt, who will be in the majors at some point next year (if not sooner.) That may explain Belts recent starts in the outfield, and it could lead to some interesting lineups in 2011.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

agree

Panda could have saved a couple runs today if he’d had any range at the hot corner. His range consists of falling down and seeing if he is tall enough to reach the ball.

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by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

assuming a replacement player is in the same defensive alignment, i don’t think anyone could have gotten to those balls down the line lately. Padres luck

However, I wouldn’t mind seeing Panda at first and Belt perhaps at 3rd? Next year’s OF will be stacked.

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don’t put lefties at 3b.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of those, maybe. Gonzalez’ double was ripped.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Overpaying for Beltre sounds like a Sabean move

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by CB30 on Aug 15, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be against that.

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by Azmanz on Aug 15, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris rose = younger joe buck?

Regardless they are both atrocious and I had to go straight to radio after 1 inning and that color guy was something rob dibble couldn’t match.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

chris Rose just sounds like he doesn’t give a fuck.

So yeah, might as well be Joe Buck.

Wasnt Kevin Millar the color guy? He’s a fucking idiot.

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by delorean on Aug 14, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sounded like he had absolutely no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 14, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said that Pablo got the barrel of the ball on the barrel of the bat.

He sounded like a retarded Ross Perot. I know it’s A Thing to bitch about sports announcers but I think this might’ve been the worst duo I’ve ever listened to for more than a highlight clip.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 15, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, listening to that highlight clip of Sandoval hitting it out was pretty funny.

“He really got the barrel of the, uh, ball, on the… on the ball.”

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 15, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Kevin Millar

But it’s probably because I am a Red Sox fan. Today, however, I was screaming at my television, “Shut up Millar!!!” God he was insufferable.

Chris Rose is a tool, but he seemed to be enjoying his stay in SF. I watch Best Damn so I am quite used to him. He didn’t bother me, and he went on and on about how great the Giants and Posey are so I enjoyed his input, but OMFG Millar was seriously annoying.

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by RDreamer on Aug 14, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now THAT was a funny post, grant. Even grading on the steep curve of your posts this one was up there. Hilar.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 14, 2010 11:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

suck up

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

i prefer to suck down, thank you.

by iamwhatiam on Aug 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah we’re in the middle of a pennant race right now, but looking to next spring, where do we upgrade the team? Pen is solid now, not to mention we get Affeldt and Runz back soon. SP is fine. So by position,
C is Posey
1B Huff
2B Fontenot? F Sanchez? sign Uggla?
SS Uribe? maybe platoon with a FA signing due to age?
3B Sandoval
LF Burrell
CF Torres
RF Belt

so appears that middle IF will be where we focus on?

by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

There is also the possibility that Dunn or another big power hitter will be signed

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

there is also the possibility that pigs will fly out of my butt

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That will be an enormous butthole-stretching. Oh, I forget, you’re used to that already…

lol

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

leave my private life out of this

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

im tryin man but youre not makin it easy on yourself :)

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are the one who assumed I am used to butthole stretching

what else do you assume about me?

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

cooked or raw?

guess that one, Sherlock Von Eisenstein.

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

sous vide

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by bgunn on Aug 15, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fans of bad teams focus on next year. fans of good teams focus on right now

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by CB30 on Aug 15, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the beach instead

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

So did I.

But brought my iPhone/MLBatbat with me

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by Azmanz on Aug 15, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

I found an almost brand new Giants New-Era hat on the side of highway 4!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

what style? black/orange SF logo?

sweet find

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah very basic. Black with an orange SF

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have one of those

It costs like 15 bucks on mlbshop. Good find!

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah its Authentic Collection and everything. Still has the stickers. Its a tiny bit bigger than I would like though

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it adjustable?

mine is.

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

no. but it was free

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahh well

can’t argue with that! just grow your head bigger.

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

or BLB

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its a 7 3/4. If I just grew my hair out it might fit better.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

like this?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly like that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see a picture when you look like Oscar Gamble.

There is nothing funnier than afros stuffed into hats/helmets.

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would require quite a few operations. A smaller hat would be cheaper.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you're not gonna go all Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder?

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a word, no.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

I’m 7 3/4!

Trade?

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by grape on Aug 15, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Some nerds as the Berkeley Geography lab stole (“lost”) my hat, been looking for a replacement.

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by grape on Aug 15, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trade for what?

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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm guessing this belongs in the craigslist personals section

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another htbnl

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 15, 2010 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

the adjustable ones aren’t made of cotton or wool or w/e it is right?

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

mine is made of cotton

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its polyester

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner

Terrific performance. Biggest game of the year. Facing a pitcher that he knows wont give the Giants much. A ton of moxie for a kid that just turned 21. He is going to be very very good.

by lexluth7 on Aug 15, 2010 12:25 AM PDT reply actions  

No dingerz was refreshing especially because it was a day game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

for the first time in the last 12 games, SP didnt give up 2+ homers. Haven’t given up any this series, for that matter. Nice change of pace, we were getting beat by the long ball for awhile there.

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Words cannot describe how fucking frustrating it was losing to the braves 3-2 because of random LOL DINGERZ by alex gonzalez and eric hinske.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

imagine how lincecum felt!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping andris biedrins can remember that he’s 7’3 and not suck ass.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he can get along with Joe Thornton, he’ll be fine.

by Natto on Aug 15, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry I’m not much of a lacrosse fan.

by Snack on Aug 15, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Joe Thornton retired after having his leg broken in that Monday night game a long time ago

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 15, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

read that as “basketball first guy” my apologies. I dunno about the 49ers this year hopefully heitmann isn’t out to long for the sake of frank gores health.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t really like basketball at all, I don’t follow the NBA so that whole LeBron situation was the worst.

by Snack on Aug 15, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

The NBA is about as real as the WWE but its midly entertaining when the baseball and football season are over. It’d be nice if the niners went to the playoffs this year the drought is somehow longer than the giants.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

the NBA is lame. For starters, I like sports where scoring is something that is somewhat revered, baseball gotta go around the bases, football gotta drive down the field, but basketball is just too much scoring. not fun for me to watch.

not to mention they beat their fans and are all about the bling. the lebron/bosh/wade thing on espn was fucking redic. You’d think they’d just won the championship with that little charade

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

people started rioting at ESPN when they learned lebron wasn’t going to the knicks.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or the Cavs

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

NBA is lame? Nah, i disagree

There’s so much athleticism involved with the scoring though… You can’t just expect to go down the court and score, unless your Kobe Bryant or Lebron James where you’ll get guaranteed a foul everytime down the floor.

Beating the fans? really? You’re taking ONE instance where Stephen Jackson and Ron Artest went into the crowd to beat the shit out of some dude in Detroit that threw soda on him? There hasn’t been an instance since then. Plus what’s going on with the lebron/bosh/wade thing is a wake up call to the NBA that they’re fuckin everything up when it comes to the league. They’re pretty much down for a lockout next year or the year after. Furthermore, the ONLY problem i have with the NBA? Same teams go in it every year, Lakers, Celtics, Spurs, Mavs, Jazz…

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you don’t want to read it, it’s cool, basically it’s this “THE NBA IS AWESOME”

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s already a lock that the lakers are going to 3 peat LOL DAVID STERN.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

sadly, i can say the same about baseball

it was a lock the Yankees were going to make the playoffs

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

BASICALLY

The NBA is a shell of what it used to be

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone is losing money for the most part yet the warriors get sold for 450 mil LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can i ask you a question then? How much in that case, would the Lakers be worth? The NBA might be going into a lockout, likewise for the NFL, can you imagine the niners or raiders making it to the playoffs only to find out “oh hey, yea we’re in a lockout now”

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

threeve

$Texas

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by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh not so much for me anymore

I was a huge Sonics fan, they might have been my top team out of all my favorite sports teams (mostly because they were the first team I ever watched play, when I was way young, before I was able to catch a Giants or Niners game). Since they moved in the worst, most “F U to the fan” way possible, I haven’t watched a game since. It’s such a “me me me” league, that it gets really tiring.

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by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 15, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

its cool, i respect that you have different likes/dislikes, agree to disagree.

Though it was that one incident where the players went into the stands like that, It’s One Too Many, is my point.

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, i hated it, and i was a big pistons fan at the time as well, since i’m a big Sheed fan… and damn, all i can say? Pistons fans were SO WRONG with what they did, first off, throwing shit onto the floor at a dude that’s already a head case? haha, you’re asking for trouble. But what i did like? Is how Artest cleaned up his act

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dont care if a fan threw a beer or not, the players need to be the bigger people in that situation and not retaliate.

It was seen worldwide and a massive embarrassment, and I’m not even a fan of basketball

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Artest is NOT someone who'll actually act professional

well… he WASNT… but yea, now he’s kinda changed :D

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

good for him that he changed, however it may be what he is remembered for. and that, just plain sucks for him

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

anyhow, nite guys, my gf is yellin for me to come to bed.

Go Giants let’s take 2 of 3 tomorrow!!!

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Night BRO, and GO GIANTS

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, this is true, kindof like Barry Bonds in baseball

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

but we love barry so that’s different ;)

outside the Bay, though, you’re absolutely correct.

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, too true

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

players are generally remembered for incidents off field/cheating/etc, whether they like it or not.

I’m betting OJ SImpson is the greatest example of that, lol

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, my Dad remembered watching him play back in the day, absolutely loved him, but the one thing i remember him by? (aside from the fact i’m only 22) is the murder case. It’s sad

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

same with my dad. exactly. pacman jones, oj, bonds, artest, i mean the list goes on and on.

Even Kobe may be remembered for the rape case that wasn’t, but Who Knows, only time will tell. Night Pika, Go Giants!!

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, even my dad screams “Rapist” to Kobe when we go to warriors games… but yea, whatev, peace

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nowhere near as good though.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i’m goin to the game tomorrow, but i’ll probably be paying more attention to what’s going on with the niners and how Nate Davis is doing instead

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I don’t look at it like I won the game," Uribe said. "Buster won the game. Getting the double leading off, this guy won the game for us today."

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 15, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Juan. Now I can’t hate you for signing your future 2yr/18mil contract.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 15, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

how old is he again? I’d be up for 2/12 contract on him, MAYBE

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3 Uribe

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by jponry on Aug 15, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Uribe.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awwwwwwww that’s cute

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 15, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

One last note before I go to bed- we will be facing Oswalt, Blanton, and Hamels in Philly. Considering our success against those pitchers at the beginning of the season with our “old” lineup, I’d say we’re in good shape there.

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Oswalt, blanton, and hamels at citizens band box sounds pretty good with our non molina non flappy line up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 15, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

im not sure how huge the home field advantage is for the phillies, but its a hitters park and we tend to play very well in those types of parks

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

not sure our flyball pitchers will do better there.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

but… but… now we have BATS!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 15, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Pats!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn almost done with season 1 of Dexter

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Why are you saying "Damn" then?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cause its crazy

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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

on netflix?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah I found it online

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The more you talk about it, the more i want to watch it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its good. This site has all the epsiodes

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

/bookmarked

thank you!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just doin my job

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet job dude

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

fasho

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ever watched an entire season of ‘24’ in a single day? now thats crazy. like an 18 hour movie (its only 18 hours instead of 24 cause the clock ticks during commercials, lol)

ok now i gotta go to bed, lol

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds awful

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 15, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That show used to be good, though

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 15, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have never watched an episode all the way through.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s trying, I’ll tell ya that. I lost interest somewhere in the 14th hour and skipped to the end

by curveball3110 on Aug 15, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU, MADRES!

YES! YES! FUCK YES!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 15, 2010 1:32 AM PDT reply actions  

AND OH MY GOD INTERPOL IS AWESOME

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 15, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU DUDE, SERIOUSLY

i’m still fucking jealous

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Saw them live?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 15, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

yesss

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 15, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

didn't even realize they lost their bassist

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone seen my bassist? I swear I left him around here somewhere….
/rummages

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s always in the last place you look.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 15, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLATE

But I used to fucking love, LOVE Interpol. i sorta OD’ed on them in college, so I don’t follow them as closely. But Turn On The Bright Lights has a special place in my heart occupied by no other album/band. How are they sans Carlos D? I met him at Popscene, my first ever clubbing experience, the last day of my freshman year in college, and I was a changed woman.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Changed woman, eh?

Carlos D: well-known for his womanizing and his herpes

not sayin’/just sayin’

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 15, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

hence my waning interest in the band

Franz Ferdinand had twice the sexy, and only half the VD.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 15, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

By the way, what's the next concert ur goin to?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 15, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

not sure yet

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 15, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

From Baggs' game story:

regarding Posey:

Bochy said: “I didn’t know he was that fast. He turned it up a notch. Good hustle, and it won the game for us.”

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 15, 2010 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

You mean he’s faster than Whiteside? Shocking.

by TBRMKane on Aug 15, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

unpossible

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 15, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Makes that pinch run against the Rockies look even stupider

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

How does the supposedly intelligent manager of a baseball team NOT KNOW how fast his players can run?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 17, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A...Giants beat the PAdres? What?

Also…can we get the unhittable timmy today?

by calbearjd on Aug 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Congrats Gigantes Fans!

You guys felt like shit after Friday night, now it’s our turn to feel the pain of a tough luck loss. Ahhh, the emotional rollercoaster of a pennant race. Yesterday’s loss was on Bud Black for having Bell close out three 3-run leads in a row vs Pirates making Bell unavailable yesterday (he had to take a chance with someone else given the looming Giants series), so instead of Adams in the 8th we had Gregerson. Despite Gregerson’s dominance vs you guys up until yesterday, he’s been shaky at times for us since June.

As for today, your team’s new found discipline at the plate (see Posey, Burrell) will do wonders against the nibbler Leblanc. Don’t go chasing and you should have the lead down to 1 1/2. Leblanc has a ridiculously unsustainable strand rate. Either you guys will get to him for a bunch of runs or you’ll be driven mad by LOBs.

Looking ahead, you guys miss Halliday (sp?) vs Phils and we miss Dempster vs Cubbies. If my planning is correct, though, you guys have the misfortune of getting Carpenter, Garcia and Wainwright vs the Card next weekend.

It should be fun. I wish you guys heartache, but respect your passionate fanbase.

by Padsin10 on Aug 15, 2010 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

thanks, bud

While I do think you’re right about Black’s use of Bell (no real reason to have him close games w/ 3-run leads other than SAVEZ), I can’t fault him for bringing in Gregerson in the 8th. Dude has been devastating all year, and the Giants finally had some balls fall in against him.

Go Timmy!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 15, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Padres!

Pitching (3.66 FIP, 3.77 xFIP, both bests in the league this season)! and Defense (+43.5 UZR)! and just enough offense!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 15, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘Halladay’

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we miss Wainright and Garcia if the probables I saw were correct

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 15, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the probables are based upon game days

Cards have a couple of days of in between…My calculation also shows Giants up against Wainright, Garcia, and Carp

by calbearjd on Aug 15, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

New look lineup

Torres CF
Posey C
Huff 1B
Burrell LF
Guillen RF
Sandoval 3B
Uribe SS
F Sanchez 2B
Lincecum SP

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 15, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow

I like this.

Also. LOL Alex Smith

by DFARowand on Aug 15, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d still rather have Rowand in RF versus a lefty, but this is pretty acceptable.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 15, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad

Finally not a LOLineup….. hopefully

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 15, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey’s finally fast enough to bat 2nd.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 15, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey? really ? wow
A day game after an extra inning night game
Tired child needs a day off!

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Aug 15, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey hitting second! I think the hustle double yesterday got Buster some gamerpoints with Bochy.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 15, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of want Posey to rest one of these days.I mean, we can’t really lose his bat from the lineup, but he still needs a break at some point.

Also: I love the feeling of wanting Bochy to give Posey a day off to rest him. It’s a much better feeling than the one where you want Bochy to play Posey at catcher, or just play Posey at all.

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by mymclife on Aug 15, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Posey batting second

But oh man they are riding him hard.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 15, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of riding hard

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to make a gif of that Aubrey-face with waggly eyebrows

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 15, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL REST

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

i really like this lineup

by panda revival on Aug 15, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres lineup

Venable LF
Tejada SS
Gonzalez 1B
LudwickRF
Headley 3B
orrealba C
Gwynn CF
Cabrera 2B
LeBlanc LHP

How Hairston Free!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 15, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

No Eckstein either. It’s like they’re giving us this game.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 15, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

America’s Team!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 15, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Cowboys?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey sez

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 15, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

god, padilla is an ugly ugly man

by panda revival on Aug 15, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

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