Open Rally Thread
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@#$%! Padres
I think my sugar-infused 2.5-year-old who refuses to nap annoys me less
SHARKTOPUS DEMANDS RUNS
http://misagarcia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sharktopus3.jpg
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
If gassed is throwing 97 mph out of the gate I'm happy with that..
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
RALLY TIMMY
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
GRANT!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
FONTEYES
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
GRANT!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Grant!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
Granted
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
Lets go Fontenot!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Little Lord Fontenot
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
okay, so I'm behind the times
What’s the origin of Fontenot being Grant?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
or Ron Gant
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Grant’s wife said he looks like him.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Actually lots of people said that Fontenot looks like Grant, which Grant protested. That is until his wife said so as well.
His wife said that, too?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone said Fontenot looks like Grant.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFFMONIUM
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY CHIMP WITHOUT A FROG!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
needs more frogs!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff, you want to swing at those ones.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
HUFF!!!!!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF
is awesome!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
LETS FUCKIN WIN BABY!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FUCK FUCK FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH PLEASE GOD/ALLAH/BONDS LET US HAVE THIS GAME
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
HUFFNPUFF!!!!!!!
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
I wish that was a dinger
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
So close. Just need some good fundamental baseball for 2 batters and we’ll have the lead…
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Do you believe in miracles?
Where is Al Michaels?
RALLY ANIMALS WITH LIGHTSABERS!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
strikeout, strikeout, warning track, ftl
by kingofthacove on Aug 14, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
TIE GAME!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
TIE GAME
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
FUNDAMENTAL BASEBALL #1
C’mon Buster. It’s up to you!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
BATRICK!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
New Ballgame
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
I LOVE YOU PAT BURRELL
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
NICE!!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
HELL YEAH!
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
C’MON BUSTER!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
Still one there for you, Gerald
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
Pat the Productive Bat
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
PAT SEZ: THAT WASN'T SO DIFFICULT!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
fuck
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFF.
COME ON PABLO.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 14, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY LIGHTSABERS
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
UGH FUCK!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
LETS GO PABLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
c’mon Uribe
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
PABLO
Getting the Bonds treatment.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
please uribe do not try to go yard
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
I still can't believe the team scored off Gregerson at all
at least now it’s tied
That futt bucker!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Come on UUUU!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
LET'S GO URIBE!!!!!!!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
COME ON, URIBE.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUU
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
take pitches!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
damn. if only Posey did that.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Crap on a crutch!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
toture
also wtf at them lushing over burrells hair.
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
the Giants Way
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Posey is absolutely terrible with runners on 3rd and <2 outs
I think when I checked yesterday he was hitting 250 in those situations
I almost just broke a fucking window throwing shit just now
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Darn darn darn it sounded good too.
DAMMIT KUIP, got me all excited.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
he’s on the bench in uniform
so i would assume so
by panda revival on Aug 14, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WIILLLSSSSSOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
we demand no runs and three outs!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sweetest shoes on the planet!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I got my Nikes like this they are sweet!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd buy it!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
beautiful!
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No W for Latos
good, fuck you Mat and your one “T”
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
If the padres score the game winning run, it will probably go like this:
error
stolen base
sac bunt
ground out
Have a feeling it will be
Fly out
Fly out
Solo HR
K.
2010 Padres =
winning powerball 4 times in one year
by patneededthetowel on Aug 14, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
Apparently there is a Giants strikezone and a Padres strikezone.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Aug 14, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on B
don’t let these fucking assholes score
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
no. using the closer in the 9th inning of a tie game at home is standard bullpen usage.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it Tejada
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Wow
that was some interesting stuff there from the ump mic
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
those were strikes to Torres
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
Tango Tigers says walk him
http://www.tangotiger.net/walkbondschart.html
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
actually ok with that
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
Shift-A
Yay Burrell
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
LOL WILSON
92 MPH pitch out.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Can’t close the throttle
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Aug 14, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Jeez.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid Ludwick.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
when you're 1-8 against a team
every batter is ‘fucking Batter Batter’
Son of a Bich
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
groove a fastball, why don’t you
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit Wilson.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Say the safe word.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
Never. In. Doubt!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
WILSON!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FINISH HIM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
by sanfrankid on Aug 14, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Thats rad.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
STFD
AMERICA 1, PADRES 0
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
It’s time to end this!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Yeah
Leave and its 2-0, come back and it’s 2-2!
Lets walk off this shit.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
we’ll let you know how it turns out.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SPEECHLESS ANNOUNCERS
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
STFD HEDLEY!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Hedley lamar! LMAO!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
You do realize
that this is all setting it up to make Guillen a bottom of the 9th hero, right?
Then he’ll never leave the lineup.
at this point I am willing to make that deal.
/gives devil receipt for soul
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Aug 14, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
now score another fucking run
do it for the frogs
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
My plan to clean the house and not watch the game is going perfectly
The mojo will continue…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 14, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
Would that be
NUTZ?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
DINGERZ plz.
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Aug 14, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
LET'S GO ISHI
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
The Giants have done better when I'm not watching the game
I will keep that mojo going
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
goddamit..stfu kuiper
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT, KUIP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
DAMN
PREMATURE KUIPULATION
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
Hit a homer, new guy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
Make us love you, Jose
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Guillen up
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
"Giants fans give Guillen a standing ovation"
Not all of us are smart, I guess.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
just because he’s not a good player doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to welcome him
by kingofthacove on Aug 14, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
that ovation for Guillen was kinda… weird. they didn’t even do that for Burrell (even though Burrell’s debut wasn’t at home)
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
worked out well.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Guillen goes to RF Huff to 1B if needed?
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
glad he didnt swing at that
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
not dramatic
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
That pretty much went as expected
Thanks for not giving me hope, Jose.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
that was melodramatic
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
ehhhhh 2 out magic?
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Aug 14, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
Just practicin’ for when runners are on
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
Two hopper . . .
that is the Giant way, Guillenhopper.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
Why, it’s almost as though a 34-year old who’s been an above-average hitter once in the last five seasons isn’t the answer.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I HATE THIS SHIT
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
those fucking rockies snuck humidor balls in here
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
those fucking rockies are controling the weather and making it a chilly windy day
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
God that sounds nice. :(
It’s 89 degrees with a heat index of 100.
Which means today is about as cool as it’s been in two months.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
I like today
sun’s out, bright, breezy, no smog. it’s the @#$%! misty grey days this past week I didn’t like.
I’d very happily settle for one of those misty gray days right now!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
if you want yuck
Try two months of 90-100 every day, heat index often around 110, and torrential downpours at least a couple of times a week. It’s been pretty brutal, even by local standards.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
yeah, that's brutal
this is why I live in San Francisco. its weather pretty much defines ‘temperate’
It really is torture inside.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
I hate playing the Padres
this just plain sucks. It’s not thrilling or exciting, it’s just flat-out toture
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Ma Bell givith . . .
and Ma Bell taketh away.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
I keep telling myself that Mays Field is slightly above average for offense
and then I drink and drink and drink and drink
I like
drinking with my mother.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
not impressed
we talked lot of shit haven’t shown squat.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
/compulsively slams more liquor
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Aug 14, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Romo!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
OT: Lunch (incase I missed it)
I tried sushi for the first time! It was good!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Goood for you! What did you have?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Spicy tuna and a Godzilla roll
also had some of the California roll!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
at least over 400 ft , looks like it.
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
Wait what? Radio's ahead of TV...did Gwynn homer?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
LET'S GO SERGIO
The Padres are Romophobic
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Any reason why wilson was pulled?
He didn’t have that long of an inning and they really only have 2 trustworthy relievers. Why bring on Romo already?
And most managers don’t like using their closers for more than an inning anyway.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
So they could debut Guillen I guess?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
ZING
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Padres lead the league in Mat(t)’s
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
what's with the Padres' brother fetish?
Hairstons, Gileses, Gonzalezes….seems gimmicky
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
when the Giants do that, the brother never makes it to the majors
Bondses, Sandovals, Romos.
…unless, of course, you go back to the Alous and such.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
I was also going to mention Kevin and Keith Mitchell, but I think they were cousins, and I don’t think Keith was ever in our system, either.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
fuck matt stairs
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
btu
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
that was cool, but this time…not cool
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the handlebar stache
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
Stairs ya bitch!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
When did u become a Padre fan?
Last week.
Try to fill your stadium for just one game for your joke of a franchise
I don't think this guy is a Padres fan
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
You can’t stop a great hitter like Stairs.
Boggs
Stairs
Mattingly.
In that order.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
if we had and this game would be over
Hart
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
with a side of humiliation
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s complimentary with all Giants games
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
done
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants can do this, I believe!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Not
necessarily.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Grab some Pine Meat!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
SIDDOWN HENDLEY OR HANDLY OR HEDLY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Whats up with walking vanerial?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Noooooooooo
IBB to face Hairball?
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Intentional walk so we can face a Hairston?
Uh oh….
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Wait
Why are we walking .226 Will Venable?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
looking at his career splits
RHBs hit: .209 / .267 / .357
LHBs hit: .174 / .247 / .239
Not a huge sample size, of course, but…
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
NOOOOOOOOOO
Don’t bring up a Hairston!!!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Romo we demand a strikeout!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
dont you know you never pitch to hairston when death is on the line
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
I decided not to bother. I put my sugared up kid down for a restorative nap.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
problem was, Mister Sugar refused to nap and none of the usual tricks worked. he is (finally) napping — in a pack and play downstairs. this requires the TV to stay off.
My kid denied being sleepy all the way until I tucked her in. Haven’t seen her for a while, so hopefully that means she’s getting some rest. 2 days of birthday-ing can wipe out a kid.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
And shower-bodies.
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
1 more strike Romo
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
yeah baby. winning this game could be a turning point in the year against SD
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Please, Romo, make him suck it.
Make him suck it harder than any man has ever sucked it.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
GRAB SOME PINE! MEAT!!!!!!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
i miss that facial hair
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Man. Does Surge even still exist? I don’t remember seeing it since those awful commercials in the 90s.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
please take a comforting seat on the bench!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
STFD WHICHEVER HAIRSTON YOU ARE
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
I hate Hairston’s smile on gameday. Looks like a creep.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk
I've decided we should win the game now
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 14, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
STFD!
WAY TO GO, RAPIST BEARD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
SERGIO!
You are so completely awesome!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Eli ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
Its going to be Posey!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Grant leadoff double
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see our Postgame thread: I hit HR to send us all home
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
I fully admit
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I, Gallo,
admit and admire it.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
this is like who sucks less...please tell me we suck less than these Pads!
look, it's CashMonay , bitches! you down with da O.P.P... Cash does, give it up !
fatass
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO WIN
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Aug 14, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY ANTON CHIGURH!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
dude plays a good villain
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fonte-rally time!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Well that blew
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
put in the Cove, Huff
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
Come one Huff
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
IT'S ALL GRANT'S FAULT
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Didn't the Faux announcer
just say that both teams were “three games over .500?”
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
A telling stat.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That was low
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
damn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
Huff, come on buddy
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Save us, Pat!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
Go Pat!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
Save us Pat!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Pat is our last chance
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Pat the At Bat
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Bat-boy has a mini cooper? Sweet.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Ed Anger should be our next manager
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
third-base coach
Steve Decker managing, Barry Bonds hitting coach, reanimated corpse of Carl Hubbell pitching coach
I like how it says "Actual Photos!"
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
need to get lucky?
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
bah
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
This strike zone is absolute horseshit
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
But we got Sandoval! I haz faith!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
How about . . .
. . . a little torture, Scarecrow?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
So we have Ramirez, Mota, Casilla left?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
dont forget posey
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not leave Romo in for another inning?
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 14, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
Casilla?!?
he’s gassed, this tie is over if the inning takes more than 10 pitches
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Why?
Only 15 pitches yesterday. Before that, he hadn’t pitched since Tuesday.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Aug 14, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Casillia > Bautista and WelLOLmeyer
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
HAI GAYS DO YOU KNOW TEJADA IS A FORMER MVP
I DON’T THINK MILLAR HAS MENTIONED THAT BEFORE
Millar is a douche
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Got beaaten by the ugly stick, hard.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
doppleganger?
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Beimel looks like an alcoholic fish
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
rally toddler singsong
Baa, baa, black sheep,
have you any bumblebee,
yes sir, yes sir,
three bags bumblebee
one for my bumblebee,
one for my other bumblebee,
one for the little boy who lives down the lane..
TORTURE RACK!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
Jesus Millar....
“He will hide behind you and shoot you!”
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
DO NOT HAVE SEX OR YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND YOU WILL DIE!
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Dangerous pitch there.
Should’ve thrown him that curve again
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
that's a strike to the Giants hitters
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
That same location has been called a strike for the pads
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
c’mon
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Demand a strikeout
I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 14, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
c’mon
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
noooo
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
BLOCK THE MOTHERFUCKING BALL
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
single, 2 PBs, sac fly. Sounds about right.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Sac fly by headley, I should say. That just guarantees it.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
WALK-OFF WALK!!!!!!!!!!!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
shhhhhhhh
Don’t say that too loudly. They’ll trade to get him back!
Flemming seemed to think Posey didn’t have a chance on ball 4.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
It looked like he got crossed up on the second one. He was posturing up like he was expecting a high fast ball
That’s not so much a cross up as it is Casilla being unbelievably wild. Still, hard to blame Posey for that one.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Aug 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LET'S GO SANTIAGO!!
STRIKEOUT!!!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
STFD!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!!!!!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
redemption catch
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Aug 14, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
Dude
fucking blind fucking ump
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
This...
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
thank you
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
WHEW!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
And this.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YES!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
/puts gun back on table
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Aug 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
play russian roulette every half inning
by curveball3110 on Aug 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
With Mota next inning it'll be 3 bullets in the gun
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
TIME FOR A WALKOFF BUSTER BOMB
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
It’s the CSN Insiders!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY BUSTER
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Okay
Not saying we’ll get to him, but if we do, and Uribe goes out on three pitches, I’m going to start stabbin’
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
RALLY BUSTER
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
POSEY!!!!!
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
nah
inside the parker
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
SPEED
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEA BUSTER!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
posey is a milf
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
GAMER
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Aug 14, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET’S GO GIANTS! *clap clap clap clap clap LET’S GO GIANTS! *clap clap clap clap clap LET’S GO GIANTS! *clap clap clap clap clap!!!!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
BUSTER POSEY IS SO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
she really needs to be more than that.
by kingofthacove on Aug 14, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Uribe
Even though he’s hacking at the first pitch
hopefully someone calls Bud Black back to the mound
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
U-RBI PLEASE!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
URIBE!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
LET THERE BE JAZZ!!!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
WINNNNNNNNNNNNNZ
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
MOTHERFUCKIN' JAZZ HANDS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 14, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT, PADRES
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY FUKCING GOD
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on Aug 14, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
WE WIN!! FUCK THE PADRES!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
Redemption.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 14, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
OOOOOOO
MMMMMMMM
GGGGGGGGGG
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT LATOS! SUCK IT PADRES! SUCK IT WHALE'S VAGINA! SUCK IT GASLAMP BALL!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
Fuck my KNBR feed for being so far behind that y’all spoiled the end for me.
But otherwise, FUCK YEAH!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. 0.00 ERA in Salem-Keizer...as a 24-year old.
YAY! WALK IT OFF!
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 14, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
My profound respect
to all of you who hung in until the end.
It’s the right thing to do.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
it's the Padres
I feel obligated, ever since that one inning the Giants pounded them. it took a full episode of Xena, which my wife was big on at the time.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
DEMONS BE GONE!!!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 14, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
woo
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on Aug 14, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 14, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Padres
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
Posey did good there!
Ran hard as soon as he recognized the ball was going to land
FOAMY!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOVED the enthusiasm. great slide, great reaction. GIANT 4 LYFE!
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
God I love that
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 14, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN1111
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
only 26 between the two teams
I wonder what’s the record for a game in which only five runs scored
WOOOOOOOOOOO
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Torture . . .
. . . . sweet torture.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 14, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions
what the heck happened?
Bottom 11th: San Francisco
- C. Headley at third
- M. Tejada at third
- E. Cabrera at shortstop
- T. Stauffer relieved M. Adams
- B. Posey singled to shortstop, B. Posey to second on second baseman J. Hairston Jr.’s fielding error
- P. Sandoval intentionally walked
What happened???
by non sequitur on Aug 14, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Picture Posey hitting a ball in the area of second base… the shortstop runs to his right to catch it, the 2b runs to his left… they run parallel to each other and the ball goes right through the both of them. Well not exactly …the 2b tipped the ball, didn’t catch it, and neither of them knew exactly where the ball went. Posey ran and ran and ran…. then stopped at second… then ran and ran and ran some more.
pre-emptive LOL @ whatever you had written before
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
GO FUCK YOURSELF SAN DIEGO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKAcVL_phI
SUCK IT PADRES! FUCK YOU LATOS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Latos
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yes!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!
-Doc Brown, Zito fan
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