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I just don't get it. But then, I hated the Joe Carter move, too. Pesky, pesky logic. I would think this means Nate Schierholtz tries to sneak through waivers if he isn't in the deal.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 8:40 AM PDT reply actions  

god why do i feel like he’s the new everyday RF

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate missed played that one fly ball.

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Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

unbelievable

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand – CF
Sanchez – 2B
Uribe – 3B
Huff – LF
Guillen -RF
Ishikawa – 1B
Renteria – SS
Whiteside – C
Cain – P

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 13, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

Rowand – CF
Sanchez – 2B
Uribe – 3B
Huff – LF
Guillen -RF
Ishikawa – 1B
Renteria – SS
Whiteside – C
Sanchez – P

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mo' Bettah

Rowand – CF
Burriss – 2B
Renteria – SS
Schierholtz – LF
Guillen -RF
Ishikawa – 1B
Fontenot – 3B
Whiteside – C
Sanchez – P

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by FriscoJoe on Aug 13, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand – CF
Burriss – 2B
Renteria – SS
Velez– LF
Guillen -RF
Ishikawa – 1B
Holm – 3B
Whiteside – C
Sanchez – P

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by capn on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why, Grant?!? This looks UGLY! >.< However, you get +1 for veteran grit.

by CoJax on Aug 13, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabes signs Grant to four-year extension despite his hobbit-ness

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Aug 13, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus H. Baker

This looks like one of Dusty’s Sunday lineups

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think bochy should consider putting eli 2nd

with rowy and whitey in the top two spots, we’ve got our speedy rabbits setting the table

by thebighead on Aug 13, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

My head is spinning

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

me hates you!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Aug 13, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, some nightmares there.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 13, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Sabean credo:

If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is.

by betterthanbochy on Aug 13, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so true, I was legitimately content with this team. Then we had to start fucking things up.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing the deal will be for Schierholtz straight up.

by betterthanbochy on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way. It’s going to be for some marginal arm in the minors.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

They won’t be able to sneak Scheirholtz thru waivers. So who would you DFA?

by betterthanbochy on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s either Schierholtz or Burriss. I guess Burriss can be optioned down.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss also

has the advantage of sucking

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by Viliphied on Aug 13, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Manny Burriss has a career .283/.341/.337 line in about 1100 MiLB ABs and is 25 and has an option left

Nate is 26 and has a career .305/.350/.513 line in about 1700 career MiLB ABs and has no option left.

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by capn on Aug 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm...pickled muppets!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Well

As a bench bat, he’s better than anyone else we have.

As anything else, he sucks.

Guess it depends how he’s used. Sigh.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

i want to believe that he is only going to be used to PH

and never allowed to play defense.

this is probably unrealistic.

by thebighead on Aug 13, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Bochy loves Travis/Aaron more than Jose.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

.314 OBP.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Also important: We better not have sent the Royals anything of value.

As long as a) he NEVER starts, (barring some unforeseen injury, crosses fingers) and b) we gave up only a fringy-at-best prospect.

If both of these conditions are fulfilled, I’m okay with this. Otherwise……ARGH!!!!

by Gregjitsu on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

clubhouse cancer

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 13, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a bench bat, he’s better than anyone else we have.

Even this isn’t really true. I doubt he’s better than Rowand.

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

that can’t not be untrue

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by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t not disagree.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's about the same as Rowand

but still, he’s a better bench bat than Burriss or Nate

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by Viliphied on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The bright side is ...

No more Renteria then. Gotta keep Panda at 3rd and Huff at 1st.

The dark side is… well, Guillen.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

...

Overplayed memes:
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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I would think a headcase like Guillen is the definition of a guy who “needs a change of scenery”

Lets see how he does…

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

One problem though

Guillen has needed 9 “changes of scenery.” He’s not a good clubhouse guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Guill%C3%A9n

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh

They said the same about Burrell

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe Burrell was ever said to be a bad clubhouse guy

And if they did, it wasn’t 9 different times.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think he got a LITTLE bit of bad press in tampa

but NOTHING like the kind of craziness that guillen has. only milton bradley compares.

and burrell has played for 2 teams only, he was loved in philadelphia.

by thebighead on Aug 13, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell and Billy Wagner did get into a scuffle at Philly, but only because Wagner had no heart.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame this on Wagner. He’s a dick.

by bipolarbear on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was one "needs a change of scenery"

Guillen “needs a shrink.”

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard Burrell called a bad clubhouse guy

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Murphy asked Peter Gammons about that just now, which is weird, because I never heard it, either. Gammons seemed similarly confused.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has known Burrell since their collegiate days at Miami, and they’ve stayed close over the years. Both of them came to the Giants with dubious reputations, guys who were portrayed as disruptive influences in the clubhouse and probably not worth the trouble.
Tampa Tribune columnist Joe Henderson described Burrell as a “dour drone” and suggested the designated hitter’s negative clubhouse influence was one of the reasons the 2009 Rays were so disappointing in defense of their AL pennant.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, one guy. That’s a far cry from Guillen’s reputation.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t just one guy! I read/heard that a few times about Burrell when he came over. Those quotes are from two different articles

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never heard that while he was a Philly though, only after he went to Tampa and wasn’t hitting as well.

Guillen has always been portrayed as a bad clubhouse guy, even when he was hitting well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Oakland A’s say your a bad clubhouse guy, then you’re a bad clubhouse guy.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gammons, a couple weeks ago, told a story on KNBR on how Guillen didn’t run hard and scored his run too late and cost the Royals a game.

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by The Enchanter on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was mainly the batter's fault for overhustling

tried to stretch a 1B into 2B with 2 out as Guillen was rounding 3B

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 13, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds like Burrell was just kind of depressed because he wasn’t doing well. Huff admitted in his interview yesterday that he was kind of a “me first” guy in Baltimore because the team sucked so badly. Doesn’t make him the best teammate, but not a “cancer.”

Guillen reads as a cancer.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

And can you really blame Huff?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

he looked really douchey the other day after his walk-off sac fly when he almost slugged one of the players who were all mobbing him at home plate

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by capn on Aug 13, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s ridiculous. That sounds like Burrell isn’t “fired up enough” because he’s an even-keel guy.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the “he draws walks and plays crappy defense, so therefore he isn’t trying” thing that they try to pin on Adam Dunn.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

9 times, Heimy

9

I know you can’t think these are the same situations.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t, but I think he should be given a chance still

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Guillen’s put up a 94 OPS+ and -1.2 WAR in his last 1382 plate appearances. Why do we even want to give him a chance?

I know you can point to Burrell, but that was a much smaller sample size and he had a much better history of success.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think as a bat off the bench he can be useful. If he starts being a problem, I’m sure the Giants will just release him

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s used mostly off the bench, I don’t mind this, but I have the nagging worry that he’s the new starting RF.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

“At duh end uv duh day, you don’ acquire a guy like Guillen to sit on da bench.”

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Heimy

Look at the manager. Do you really think Guillen would strictly be a bench player?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats how Burrell was supposed to be, so yes bench player unless he starts really contributing

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are quite the optimist. I admire you, it must be nice being happy about everything!

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not with Bork as the manager

Guillen would start everyday with Ish benched and Huff at 1st.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wreck'd hard.

For truth.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

I don’t have a problem with Burrell because of one team didn’t like him.

9 teams haven’t liked Guillen. And it’s said he isn’t a good clubhouse influence right now on the Royals.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember Ferris being sick nine times.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

NINE TIMES

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly and truly

Do not believe that “clubhouse chemistry” has anything to do with how well a team plays.

My problem with Guillen is not that he’s a dick, which very well might be true.

My problem is that he, you know, isn’t very good. Who cares about his clubhouse rep?

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I think clubhouse chemistry can be overrated, but the Giants seem to have a really strong clubhouse at the moment. I would be wary about adding a guy like Guillen to that.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is

The best Giants teams I ever watched featured two guys who literally got into a fistfight in the dugout… and played better than they ever had together.

"Baseball is a game filled with moments of anticipation. The ones who can keep their calm while heading in to a storm can make their mark on a season. And what happens in those moments is what turns mere men… in to Giants."
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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lets sign Bonds to a special contract to whoop Gullen’s ass!

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

lets be honest

talking about 2 hof’ers and one of them being arguably the greatest player ever is not the same as jose guillen

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think Bonds and Kent would have played better if they liked each other and had fun in the clubhouse?

I don’t. I don’t think clubhouse chemistry matters.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

If anything, they played better because they disliked each other, and wanted to one-up the other.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swing and a miss.

It’s probably not reasonable to evaluate the effects of clubhouse turmoil with a Bonds-Kent clash as the basis for your argument. Those two guys represented the top 1% of all MLB talent at the time, and one of those guys might be the greatest player of all time.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about those crazy A’s teams a few years back who would go to the playoffs and had nick swisher with his long hair and all the fun they were having together? they had great clubhouse chemistry

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Party like a rock star, bang like a porn star, hit like an all-star.”

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and didn’t Giambi have a “drive it like you stole it” shirt?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about the 1972-1974 A’s, who were notorious for hating each other, had horrible clubhouse chemistry, and won three straight WS?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's different

Because it’s factions, not everyone against one guy.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do have confidence that if Guillen is that bad in the clubhouse, then Sabean will release him.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

then you dont know sabean

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He dumped Pierzynski after trading half the team for him.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we didn’t offer Pierzynski arb and let him walk after the season.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

True. Then AJ was the starting C for the WS winning White Sox, so his dickiness apparently didn’t prevent that from happening.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he even contributed heavily with his cheating!

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is that anecdotal? The 2005 Chicago White Sox had several players who had a detailed history of being malcontents, and ended up winning the World Series.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

…that’s pretty much the definition of an anecdote?

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re making the argument that there is not enough evidence so say whether or not AJ Pierzynski or Carl Everett were crumbums?

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

*to

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, they were complete assholes

were saying that that one team in 2005 that one the world series with a bunch of assholes on it is the anecdote

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never get tired of seeing this

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Aug 13, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The point is the 2005 White Sox = anecdote.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand. How? It’s an example.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is what an anecdote is. One story.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which I said didn’t prove anything. were you reading what I said? I’ll restate it for you: bad clubhouse guy does not prevent winning.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve stayed out of most of the discussion, you’ve been maknig good points. I’m strictly talking about anecdotes and the usefulness (or lackthereof) of them.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

i only made the claim that it was anecdotal because thats one team in one year. in the past 6 years theres a little over 180 teams that are assembled in the MLB. how many of those teams have guys that are clubhouse cancers and dont amount to jack shit. so in the last 6 years, including the 2005 white sox, there have been how many teams that even went to the playoffs that had bad clubhouse guys. 5? 10? even if we say its 10 teams in the last 6 years that had bad clubhouse guys, thats only 5 percent of the time.

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is that you aren’t providing any evidence.

My premise is that bad clubhouse guys won’t prevent a team from winning. I give you the 72-74 A’s, the 77-78 Yankees, 05 White Sox, and many more that I won’t bother looking up or citing.

The only anecdotes I reference are those that told me certain players and teams had clubhouse cancers, and that’s the best I can do not being in the clubhouse. I’m not providing a causal mechanism via anecdote either; in fact, I’m doing the opposite, claiming that there is no causal mechanism between clubhouse cancer and not winning.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

your right and your wrong

your wrong in that you continue to bring up anecdotes of teams that are well documented for doing well while hating each other. however, your going back 30 and 40 years, and the percentage of teams that do well with bad players is very, very small.

that being said, you are right in that theres no causal mechanism between clubhouse cancer and not winning, although there could be a correlation. Correlation doesnt prove causation, but if there is a correlation between cancers and not winning, i wanna steer clear, and thats my point.

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you actually attempting to teach me a lesson in correlation and causation? From your “psych classes?”

Come on. I’m telling you there is no causation, and I doubt there is correlation either. You are attempting to invalidate my premise with absolutely nothing. You state “the percentage of teams that do well with bad players is very, very small.” So do you mean bad players or bad clubhouse guys, and do you have even a modicum of evidence to support this?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

i misspoke

i meant bad clubhouse guys, my bad.

Dont get defensive man, I didnt mean to insult you, its just that I’m trying to get my masters in psychology and i see all the time people are trying to associate causality when there is a correlation.

And for your question, no i have not gone back through all 180 teams or so in the past 6 years and looked at whether or not they had bad clubhouse guys. All im saying is that we say that in the past 6 years, we estimate that there have been about 10 teams that had bad clubhouse guys that went on to do well and make it to the post season, thats about 6 percent of the time. That was my only point.

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I very much agree that people screw up causation and correlation, and that people misuse anecdote to show causation. Come to think of it, that’s Fox News.

I certainly haven’t done a study on bad clubhouse guys and winning. Most teams aren’t going to go to the postseason by definition, and it would be very difficult to quantify “bad” in the clubhouse anyway. My point only was that it is certainly not dispositive that a bad clubhouse guy will keep a team from winning. To be fair, maybe Pierzynski changed; the bad rep from the Twins and Giants does not appear to have followed him to the White Sox.

For the record, I have a poli sci degree from Cal and am an attorney. My GF is a psychiatrist. I deal with correlation and causation every day, as well as the sufficiency of evidence in the legal and medical world. I realize that people on the interwebz don’t necessarily know that, and I took a fair break from this place (I formerly lived here, basically) so I’m not as well known as before.

It’s cool.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you have enough anecdotes

It becomes a sample.

There are a lot of dicks, douches, and bad clubhouse guys who play well on good teams.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

A sample comes from sampling the population, though – picking and choosing your anecdotes doesn’t give you a usable sample.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Having an asshole player didn’t prevent them from winning the WS. It’s pretty clear what I’m saying and the import thereof.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That team also had Carl Everett on it!

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree to an extent

You need to be a pretty big asshole in the clubhouse before it starts effecting the whole team, unfortunately guys like Milton Bradley and Jose Guillen are big enough assholes that clubhouse chemistry gets over-exaggerated in a lot of instances, but not for those two, they’re cancers.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You need to be an even BIGGER asshole . . .

to start AFFECTING the whole team. Yes, nerdly English major point, I know.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Aug 13, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two months

Guys like Guillen and Bradley tend to be on best behavior for a while then blow. Bradley helped the As bigtime (although the mos overrated GM in sports history gave up Ethier in the bargain). Then he overstayed his welcome as he has everywhere else.

The Giant have strong Latin leadership. Guillen will be on his best behavior. He won’t be resigned next year. So the clubhouse stuff is not, imo, a big deal.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a bat off the bench he can be useful. That is how Burrell was intended to be, but he played his way into the lineup

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

And I hope he’s just a bat off the bench type.

But I’m verrrrry wary.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that's all he was I would agree

But you’re forgetting the small matter of carcinogens, he’s not like cigarettes to a clubhouse, more like nuclear fallout, it’s not a matter of if, but when.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you look at his game logs, this is not really how it happened with Burrell. He was pretty much starting almost every game from the very beginning. He lost a bit of PT in July, but he was never really a bench player.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=burrepa01&t=b&year=2010

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t ruin Heimy’s optimism!

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember them saying he’d come off the bench, but then started his second game as a Giant.

I lol’d.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

It is inevitable

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, Molina would still be starting every day if Sabean hadn’t traded him.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think its because he was hitting very well. They started him a few times to see what they had (and this is Giants FO logic) and since he started off hot and helping the team they played him a lot. when his his magic wore down he stopped getting as much pt and now that he is back swinging well again he starts.

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by TexasRanger on Aug 13, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno why people are straining so hard to make it look like we planned to use Burrell as a bench player. What we did with him fit perfectly into Sabean/Bochy’s MO, he was going to be a starter all along unless he failed miserably.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this.

The whole “Let’s see how he does in Fresno” thing was utter bullshit too.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody who pisses of Mike Scioscia has to be more than a dick.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

anybody who pisses off Mike Scioscia is a hero

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fixed a common mistake
anybody who pisses off on Mike Scioscia is a hero

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

SIMS

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t worry about clubhouse chemistry because I don’t think it’s something anyone really knows how it affects performance, it’s something nobody can really accurately assess whether it’s “good” or “bad”….it’s just something we don’t know crap about. It’s like talking about confidence in the business world. Yes, business confidence has an impact on the economy. No, nobody has been able to assess it in any meaningful way so far. If you can’t accurately assess it….why would you bother taking it into account?

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The reason I'm taking it into account

is because of his history as an alleged clubhouse cancer. We have a young team and you can just tell everyone feels comfortable with each other and is having a ton of fun. Perhaps chemistry means nothing, and if it means nothing, its not gonna affect any results. However, if it does mean something, even if its unquantifiable, I dont want a bad clubhouse guy coming anywhere near this team to mess it up. Its pascals wager essentially

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I do believe in a case like Guillen, you’re probably safe saying “if it has an effect, it’s going to be negative”…

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

But other than in extreme instances like this, I still wouldn’t worry about it.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

i would only take into account for 2 instances

this, and if milton bradley suddenly joined our team

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit to having a soft spot for Milton Bradley….

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

you think hes misunderstood, right?

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he has serious emotional issues but that he’s manning up to try to deal with them headon for the first time in his life, and it doesn’t necessarily have to make him a bad teammate.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t appear to be a terrible guy at all outside the clubhouse.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

unless you're his landlord from Chicago?

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by shinkicker on Aug 13, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan

I blame Marty Lurie.

Oh, and Sabean. I also blame Brian Sabean.

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by Smoke on the Water on Aug 13, 2010 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Same people are also saying they don’t expect this to be more than a bench more for the Giants. Guillen off the bench for a nothing prospect or cash, great move. Guillen as a starter for a legit prospect or a piece and they should fire Sabean on the spot.

by Michael Uhlhorn on Aug 13, 2010 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

great move

Great move? Inconsequential and not damaging to the team, maybbe, but not really “positive” either. Guillen starting? Now that makes the team worse.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be a great move because you give up nothing for a guy who can contribute to the team.; I don’t see how that is ever a bad move.

by Michael Uhlhorn on Aug 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biggest series of the year so far...

So it makes sense that we would trot out out FUCKING SECOND TEAM!

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 8:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, but

Doesn’t it seem more likely that we would get rid of Burriss than Nate? Now that we have Font?

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 8:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully...

Burris hasn’t shown that he can do anything at this level. Font is at least a career .280 hitter…

And he’s gritty.

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

honestly i like having burriss

if hes used for pinch running. i think his speed is something off the bench we don’t have. but of course guillen fucks this up.

by thebighead on Aug 13, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have Eli for that.

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, Nate is also fast.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus the dreamy eyes.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, because Fontenot isn’t an acceptable SS.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither is Burriss.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about Rohlinger, who should be in Burriss’s spot?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

September.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s probably not very good, but he can fake it

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s one solution – Tony Pena Jr.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He plays a lot of SS in Fresno. I think they’re trying to make him into a passable SS. That said, he’s probably better at 3B.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s supposed to be really friggin good at 3B, though. That makes me think that he’d be fine as a backup SS.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's basically the everyday SS at Fresno

I’m not much worried about his defensive capabilities. I’d take him over Burriss at SS. And I’d take him over Downs at any IF position, also.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, naturally you would.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because I think he’s a good player. Thus, my fandom. Is that confusing or something?

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, you’re just the Rohlinger bandwagon driver… nothing bad about that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger

does not have the bat to play in the majors. Not at this point at least. Fontinot will be fine for a game is needed. If something happens to Uribe, then Burriss would be my bet. He at least brings some speed and he is better at SS that Rohlinger, who will have very limited range at SS.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you’re the guy who just characterized Guillen as a ‘threat’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your right

And he is. Anyone with 200 plus career HR’s is a threat. Also – I’m comparing him to Ishi and Rowand. Its not like he’s replacing Vlad Guerrero. I’m not a Guillen fan. I just its a low risk move that may pan out. It may not. Nothing ventured nothing gained. Now as Ive said, my opinion changes if that player to be named laer is anything but a low level prospect.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think much in that paragraph is true. But, I’m too lazy to explain why, so you win!

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so long as no one thinks I just think he’s hot or something.

(Which he is, but that’s bonus.)

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

3B and SS are different skills. I’m not sure it necessarily works like that.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster is a better SS than Burriss

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I misread that as "Burrell" and had a heart attack.

…and wanted to kill you for a brief moment. Sorry about that .

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by breadfan7 on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

This says it all
Rob Iracane iracane
  
With new arrival Jose Guillen, the Giants seem to employ a lot of DHs for a team in the National League.

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 8:53 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

One thing it misses

Your GM has got to be some kind of special idiot for this to happen.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part is Guillen is a DH who can’t hit. :(

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

hit .304 in April and .340 in June

barely Mendoza line in May and July

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 13, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen is a shitty DH too.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by breadfan7 on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

This, sadly.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just so pointless.

Nothing better happen to Nate. Giants Babe and I will be devastated.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Nate's ok, he's left handed

Burriss, not so much.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Nate goes. There’s no backup MI if he stays.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

We traded for Fontenot remember

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This also tells me Renteria won’t be reactivated until Sept 1st.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was the plan before. DL would take him to the 25th anyway

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but:

Fontenot should only be at SS in the most dire of circumstances

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess, but

Fontenot at SS is, as a total player, better than Burriss at SS, even if Font is worse on D.

Mostly because Burriss just straight up can’t hit.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that Burriss sucks. Don’t get me wrong.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian....

You were doing so well for a while….

You got rid of Bengie, you got Burrell cheap, you didn’t give up Belt/Neal/Wheeler…

WHYYYYY?

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 13, 2010 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

lets hope this is another miracle move, like huff/burrell/lopez

by DimaK on Aug 13, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

lopez?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

not for the price tag, huff and burrell were dumpster dives. you don’t give away Joe Martinez when you have nobody else who can step as a starter at the major league level and you don’t give bowker away when you need power off the bench

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before we jump off the cliff...

Has the team confirmed?

After all, it’s not like Rosenthal hasn’t screwed up on a “scoop” before…

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 8:55 AM PDT reply actions  

This is being reported in more than one place.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

But is it being reported by more than one source?

Still seems like everyone is going off of the ESPN Deportes guy and Rosenthal quoting another GM (how the hell would another GM know?)

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some other crap GM was thinking of dealing for Guillen, and was told that the Giants already got him?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty well confirmed.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, give me a moment of hope!

Before you dash my dreams on your damn reality!

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

I don’t want the guy either. He’s totally unnecessary.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hope

Brian Sabean won’t live forever.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t trade Belt. There. There’s your hope.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

STOP CRYING PEOPLE

you guys were crying about how the Giants needed another “big bat” they clearly got it now, and now everyone is skeptical about more offense? how does this hurt the team? do everyone a favor and STFU

lets see what he can do!!

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by BayAreaKidd650 on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oh lol.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Unless I’ve been chasm’d)

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by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

does Guillen use a larger bat than average? I wasn’t aware of this.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huge, makes other players ashamed, hence the clubhouse problems.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up, dickhead

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line.

entrenched.

Chained to a tree nearby

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

While I don't care for your language (and clearly you don't know how MCC works)

I do share your sentiment somewhat. Anything can happen in 100 At Bats, which is about the maximum Jose Guillen will have with the Giants.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The possibilities are endless!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He could Ricky Ledee it!!

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

OR RANDY WINN!!!!!!

(and sign a 3 year extension)

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not crying here.

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Just getting fired…I punch my LCD screen and broke it. I’m going to blame it on a rogue cat.

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by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Threerserf goes tehhe kkeeybooaroafd

Overplayed memes:
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by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

ENJOY THE GAME

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

and now everyone is skeptical about more offense?

Jose Guillen is not even as good as Pat Burrell, he possibly upgrades the bench, but the Giants’ immediate need was for a left-handed bat. Also, Guillen hurts the defense more than he helps the offense.

how does this hurt the team?

“Clubhouse cancer,” the Giants’ already have the same type of bat, but better; bad fielder, hurts the shaky defense (please don’t tell me again about how the Giants have the fewest errors in the league — they also have one of the worst ranges in the league).

do everyone a favor and STFU

Please do not employ the LA-LA-LA I can’t hear you defense. You literally look like a Dodgers fan.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know you were skeptical about Pat Burrell?

i dont see you complaining about his production on offense and defense,

you should call up Sabean and tell him that you dont like Guillen on this team, he will consider your thoughts and ideas.

who would u rather have in the batters box Schierholtz or Guillen? my point exactly

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by BayAreaKidd650 on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell was not as bad as Guillen has been in recent history and he had a much better history of success.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen’s last 1.5 years in KC were better offensively than Burrell’s in TB.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 13, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell’s last 3 years were better than Guillen’s.
Burrell’s career before TB was a lot better than Guillen’s career before KC.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i guess nobody is good enough for him

he clearly wants an all-star team, which is impossible because he is living in LA -LA land

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by BayAreaKidd650 on Aug 13, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe he just wants a “not-employing-Jose-Guillen” team.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Point is

Not all of Sabean’s “veteran” acquisitions have been smart ones. This move brings the team nothing they don’t already have IMO.

by otis29 on Aug 13, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you can only imagine a choice between Schierholtz and Guillen, you’re doing it wrong.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was not skeptical about Pat Burrell

I thought it was a great idea before it happened. Pat Burrell, not a douche-bag, Jose Guillen epic douche-bag.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your arguments would be (slightly) easier to take seriously if you used better spelling, punctuation and capitalization.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with some of your points

But you’re also talking out of your ass: The Giants are 3rd in the majors in UZR this year.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Guillen has no platoon split, so he fills the LHH role better than any other RHH.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

Big bat? Hahahahaha!

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Jose Guillen is a big bat now, then pretty much everyone is a big bat.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously don’t think Jose Guillen is what people meant when they believed the Giants needed a big bat to get in the playoffs. Look at his statistics: he isn’t very good.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless he’s a vampyr.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Batman!

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever time frame you want to talk about, Guillen is a below average hitter.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen’s numbers would have been ‘big bat’ prior to Babe Ruth, it’s true.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

JeffFletcherAOL
  
Guillen has hit .183, 3 HRs over last 30 games. Just sayin. #tweakingthegiantsfans #busterposey

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

TOO MUCH DUMB FOR ONE THREAD

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s making fun of himself.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t see the Posey hashtag at the end?

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really “get” twitter.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you see the # sign, that means he’s referring to something. In this case, he’s referring to the small sample size he used to say Posey won’t hit well on Guillen.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Learn something new everyday!

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

#tweakingthegiantsfans, #busterposey

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, mauer

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate the phrase “just sayin”, especially when it’s used in a “tweet”.

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by deuce deuce on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s an ass-hatty thing to say. And it reeks of passive-aggression.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flagg’d for utter stupidity.

by speckops on Aug 13, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you purposely being stupid?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve clearly invested a lot of time in to reading this blog and its comments

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE VERY STRONG OPINIONS ON THIS

I do not care for it.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m not murderous, hopping mad or angry. I’m more tiffed.

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when you did something utterly stupid and indefensible in high school and you were expecting your dad to blow up at you, but he was just sad and disappointed in you as a person? I feel like a disappointed dad right now.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can bank on Guillen being the new starting RFer, with Huff moving to 1B and Ishikawa to the bench.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

This is my fear

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

I’m too afraid to respond to you on BBTF.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God

That’s worse than moving Huff to left and Burrell to the bench.

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well weren't ppl worried that Huff was running out of gas in the outfield?

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you step on a nail today.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

NY is playing NJ in the little league regional semi-finals. They should have a bridge and tunnel on the field.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

baseball wise

its a pretty solid move to once again, strengthen the bench.

I’m just realllllllly worried hes gonna disrupt the chemistry, mojo, flow whatever you wanna call it of this team right now.

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m not worried about that. I’m worried THAT HE SUCKS

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not worried about him disrupting the clubhouse.

There are some majorly large guys there who can talk to him calmly and let him know when he becomes a problem. If that doesn’t work, those same guys can employ different methods to show him the advantages of being quiet and polite. Veteran guys. Guys with standing and experience. Sizeable, veteran guys.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with this theory is that that is the definition of disruption. Whether bad blood is split evenly between players or directed by all towards one it’s still bad blood.

I’m not one of those people who thinks chemistry is a be-all-end-all of baseball production, but I do think that taking that aspect of it, one the players themselves always mention, and screwing around with it this late into the season when we’re so close is a recipe for disaster.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a pretty solid move to once again, strengthen the bench.

You do realize that Jose Guillen sucks, right?

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to add that Bochy has declared him the starting RF.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that he’ll be starting.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not Adam Dunn?

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

The Nats were being ridiculous about what they wanted

And he was claimed by someone before the Giants had a shot at him

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't it the Ducking Fodgers?

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

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by TrojanCBB on Aug 13, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dunn was blocked by the Dodgers.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn them

Don’t they have games to blow?

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

9 games out

Really out of the play offs at this point, but still enjoying a chance to screw the Giants.

Although the Phillis would have grabbed him first anyway…

by revdmv on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming this is true

C Posey
1B Huff
2B Sanchez
SS Uribe
3B Panda
LF Burrell
CF Torres
RF Guillen

LH bench – Ishikawa, Schierholtz, Font
RH bench – Rowand
Pinch Runner – Whiteside

If we assume that Guillen > Rowand at the plate (safe), it might make sense

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ll actually be kind of surprised if Guillen actually plays every day.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the end of Rowand as anything but a bench guy

Guillen will play everyday in RF Rowand now a PH and defensive replacement. As he should be.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt that. I think Burriss stays and Schierholtz goes.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see this

Schierholtz is better at the plate, just as fast on the bases, and is a great defensive replacement type.

Burris can’t hit, and isn’t any better than Fontenot in the field.

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the defensive replacement thing is good in Nate's favor

Bochy likes putting Nate in for Burrell.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

But that won’t matter. There’s still Torres, Burrell, Rowand, Guillen – all OFers – and Huff, who can be an OFer. Why keep Schierholtz if he’s so far down the list, now that Fontenot is another LH bat?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

Why keep Nate, when you could have an all water buffalo outfield? You keep Nate, because Burrell and Huff are terribly good OF’s and Rowand-2 can’t play anything but CF.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Typing fail

*aren’t

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff LF, Rowand CF, Torres RF is not a bad OF, even if Torres should be in CF

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

What happens if Rowand was already used

Or if Torres has leg tightness again? They don’t need Jose Guillen, because they already have Pat Burrell, who coincidentally is not a gigantic douche.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burris has options Nate doesnt

They wont DFA Nate. He provides two things they need – speed and a corner outfield skill

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we assume that Guillen > Rowand at the plate (safe), it might make sense

He’s not. Ishikawa > Guillen v RHP, Rowand > Guillen v LHP.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll see – if he can hit the padres this weekend, we’re in for a whole september’s worth of guillen

by DimaK on Aug 13, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torres can cover all three outfield positions, it’s fine, trust me.

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen > Rowand at the plate (safe)

People keep saying this as if it were self-evident. Look at the numbers.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Overall, he is better. But if it’s only against LHP, I think Rowand wins. And that appears to be the more relevant comparison.

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s career numbers are better. Guillen is slightly better over the last couple of years. Rowand’s been better over the last couple of months. It’s a pick ’em.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The past two years, Brian Sabean has acquired mid-season:

Freddy Sanchez, Ryan Garko, Chris Ray, Ramon Ramirez, Jennifer Lopez and Jose Guillen. What other miscellaneous items am I missing?

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:06 AM PDT reply actions  

well

Pat Burrell

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Penny

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss that guy. He was fun.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 13, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Penny was a very solid move, and not one of those “sample error in our favor” moves, etiher…

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

But

It was followed up by Sabean pretending to try to sign him, only to later be refuted by Penny and instead signing Todd Walkameyer.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I can recall

There were very few people on MCC who wanted Penny at the price that he ended up signing for.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

He was always going to be a great fourth starter, but paying him like a #2 just wasn’t practical.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say 7.5 million is a #2’s salary, and they would have had the money if they would have kept Frandsen and not signed Franchez.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really have a sense of what money means in Baseball anymore.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So much freakin' this

rec’d

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by nvsfg on Aug 13, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Truth.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is fine

I would have liked for the Giants to re-sign him, but I can respect that the price was a little high. What isn’t fine, is lying about trying to re-sign him ala Jeff Kent.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

and he ended up injured to shit like usual and unable to pitch, and now Bumgarner is up, so not a bad move not resigning him

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by TexasRanger on Aug 13, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I wanted him back until I saw what he signed for.

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, Wellemeyer has done shit this year. And that “shit” has been negative.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

While you were typing that

Walkameyer, issued two walks followed by a homerun.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was in my head; forgot to write them down. Yes, let’s add them to the flotsam as that is certainly worthwhile:

Brad Penny ()
Pat Burrell ()
Freddy Sanchez (-)
Ryan Garko (-)
Chris Ray ()
Ramon Ramirez (?)
J-Lo ()
Jose Guillen (-)

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I guess add Fontenot to the list, too.

Fuck, I shouldn’t have done all this. I’m riled up, though. Jose Guillen is not a good way to start your day. TWSS

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know....

While I am not at all a fan of this trade, I have to give you a little shit for this listing. Bottom line is, you can’t give any of the later acquisitions (Rod, JLo, Guillen, Font) a poor grade, yet. Especially Guillen.

There is no knowing if Guillen will or will not work out, but who knows, maybe he rips shit up for the last month. The guys you gave pluses, whom all came in and (basically) outperformed expectations…. Guillen has yet to have a PA.

by SixFourThree on Aug 13, 2010 11:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

JLo

Walked Dewitt the other day, just as all of his previous statistics said he would do in those types of situations, so while I would agree the jury is still out, it’s already trending in the wrong direction.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I deserve getting some shit for this. I WAS MAD, MAN!

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can dig it. I was pretty pissed when I heard, too… But I’m trying to be a little more “bright-side”, I suppose.

Believe me, your anger is totally valid.

by SixFourThree on Aug 13, 2010 12:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I really wish people would calm down man

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by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/montage of various guns being loaded and knives and grenades being checked and strapped to special ops dudes.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on delorean...

I did suggest Smart Alec’s to you yesterday :)

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

J Lo has a big backstop

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jennifer Lopez eh?

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Acquired” Jennifer Lopez. Heh.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell somebody created username jctrock on youtube

and commented on every one of my videos. Wow I have groupies.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I think that person comments at MLBTR also.

by kaliber on Aug 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t see the point in screwing with the team any further. The current roster, if it’s playing well, can go deep into the playoffs already. The current roster, if it’s playing badly, will not be saved by Jose Guillen.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

The current roster may have Guillen on it

If that roster is playing well, do they still go deep into the playoffs?

by craigcommaroger on Aug 13, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Playoffs are a big crapshoot where the most important factors seem to be defense, pitchers who can strike guys out, and bullpen (if I remember my 3 factors right).

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like your criteria for successul playoff teams...

I was trying to be positive about the Giants’ chances this year!

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’re very strong in all of those areas, personally (though we’ve gotten much weaker defensively over the course of the season)….

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

And they aren’t my criteria, they’re what the current research has found.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is how I feel

If it was someone who was a definite upgrade, maybe, but Guillen is not that.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankees didn’t need Austin Kearns. They didn’t need Kerry Wood. This was a move done to marginally improve the bench. At least, I hope it is. If it costs nothing, then so be it.

It just means the front office has zero faith in Schierholtz and Ishikawa, which is disappointing to see, but the impact for this season is a slightly stronger bench.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on who gets removed from the bench in favor of Guillen, and also depends on if Guillen is only used as a bench player….

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

My counter

You’re absolutely right. The roster will not be saved by Guillen, but he has to be an upgrade over Rowand.

If we gave up nothing for him I’m fine with it. I doubt his assholeness will kill the team’s chemistry in a month and a half.

K-Rods always been an asshole and it never hurt the Angels

by DFARowand on Aug 13, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, with defense taken into account, I don’t think Guillen is an upgrade over Rowand.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

but Rowand won’t play corner outfield. He will only play CF. So the defensive upgrade from Guillen to Rowand is the sum of (Rowand-Guillen in right) – (Torres-Rowand in center) which could very well be zero.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what that equation will give you. But I’m fairly certain that Rowand is a much better CF than Guillen is a RF (or LF). And Rowand in CF does give us Torres in RF, which, while it seems like a waste of resources, he’s a very, very good RF

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also depending how they use him

A better comparison might be Huff’s defense vs. Guillens because its likely HUff goes to 1B if Guillen becomes permanent starter

by DFARowand on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s hardly played any OF this year, but the three years before it:

-17.0
-5.3
-5.9

Huff’s sample size is too small to make much of at the moment, but it is awful as well.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

But the REALITY is that Huff has been anything but awful in the OF this year…

by zuma420 on Aug 13, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you know this how exactly? Because he hasn’t made any errors?

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he actually looks ok.

by speckops on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we get worse at 1B (Huff < Ishikawa), we get worse at the plate (Ishikawa > Guillen), and our outfield D, at best, stays the same….

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's at best

I think at best the outfield D only gets slightly worse, more likely is that the outfield D gets significantly worse.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I’m just replying to his scenario where Guillen is in the OF instead of Huff. Do you think that’s a significant downgrade? I don’t – Huff isn’t very good, either.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard to tell

Because Huff didn’t play much RF prior to this year, but so far he’s had a UZR of 0.2, while Guillen’s lifetime UZR in RF is -18.1. Given how Huff has actually played I think it’s a significant drop-off.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LF and RF are the same for UZR purposes. Treat them as one combined number. -9.3 UZR/150 in the OF for his career.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand + Torres >>>>>>> Torres + Guillen.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m absolutely certain that Rowand is the better player. It’s frankly amazing to me that people are arguing that he isn’t.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by neurofarm on Aug 13, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and a Ishikawa/Rowand platoon is better than any lineup that could possibly involve Guillen.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

But K-Rod is hurting the Mets now with his jerkery.

Anyway, maybe the boys can lighten Guillen up a bit. Get Romo and Uribe to give him a new orange ’do, have Huff and Jose bond over Fritos and Transformers cartoons?

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by Skaldheim on Aug 13, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

K-Rod did just get into trouble off the field and is now out isnt he?

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does not have to be and in fact is not an upgrade over Rowand. Rowand is useful as a defensive sub and to face left-handed pitching. What’s Guillen supposed to be good at?

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our playoff chances may well be decided by 1 game

And if Guillen, as a bat off the bench, is worth the .1 WAR that pushes us from 89.9 wins to 90 or something, then he would be worth it.

I hate when people use this type of logic. “Player X won’t make the difference!”

Well actually, if that player provides ANY upgrade, even a marginal one, then he is entirely capable of being the “difference” in a tight race.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

But a player like Guillen, looking at the WAR numbers posted earlier, is no more likely to make that difference than someone already on the roster. You could say the same thing about Nate or Travis or Eli.

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by Skaldheim on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am asserting

That as a bench player, Guillen is better than Nate, Travis, or Eli.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ricky Ledee was so bad in 2004 that he was worth -0.6 WAR in only 30 games for the Giants back when they got him. They missed the playoffs by… one game!

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen isn’t Ricky Ledee. And say what you want about the merits of it, but Guillen is going from the American League to the National League.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ledee was hitting a hell of a lot better when the Giants acquired him than Guillen is now.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

So in that respect, Guillen is nothing like Ledee!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you don’t run a baseball team thinking a player is just going to plummet once you get them. That doesn’t happen very often.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you don’t run a team thinking a player is just going to start hitting once you get them, either. You assume the player is what he is, and in Guillen’s case, it’s a pretty shitty baseball player who’s an asshole nobody likes.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That too.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

My point is just that a player being really really bad can make a difference, even in just a month.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, there are probably 25 free AAA guys who would be as good, or better, than Guillen.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not. If they were, they wouldn’t be free

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Bowker. Brandon Belt….

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen in the NL – -2.8 WAR, -.1 WAR, 4.0 WAR, -.1 WAR.

You’re right, he should get a bump, but he’s still a not good baseball player.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also agree with this.

I have more of a sense that we need to get all of our existing quality players to thrive at the same time as opposed to changing the mix of components.

When Franchez is hitting the way he plays D (which did happen earlier in the spring), and Panda has 2009 days at the plate (good Lord yesterday was refreshing in that sense), and Tim doesn’t give up 4 runs in the first inning, and…well, I hope you see my point.

The presence or absence of these things in and of themselves individually won’t make or break us, but clumped together in either direction will decide our October fate far more than anything Guillen will do between now and then.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 13, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

What we really need is to run the best team out there as often as possible. Jose Guillen subtracts from that.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still not sure he absolutely subtracts,

but any glaring positives he brings certainly get canceled out fast. It’s a shell game AT BEST.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 13, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Put it this way...

Two down, bottom of 9th, Giants down by a run… Who would you rather see, Manny Burris, Aaron Rowand, Eli Whiteside, or Jose Guillen?

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

TWMJS

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by RDreamer on Aug 13, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then YGWYD

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot is actually the correct answer.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be on first base, pinch-running for Posey who had already knocked in the run that cut the deficit to one.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

None of the above

Fontenot

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have you up there, Todd.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, this

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also on the Todd Train! (of course in a totally non sexual way)

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for clearing that up! ;-)

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well ya know, Todd Train can sound bad TO SOME PEOPLE

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or most people here. ;-)

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t sound bad to Lucky Pierre.

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I'll drag bunt for a hit...

And steal 2nd, 3rd, and home.

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum is a better hitter than Cain

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

we havent exactly seen guillen play

its not like we have the ability to go, "oh hes gonna K on a slider in the dirt (like with rowand) and see it happen. Burrell was much better when he came over from the Rays…but then again, guillen could be much worse. we wont know until we witness his play

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop this reasoning

amidst all the doom and gloom.

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Cassila, Pedro Feliz

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by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s pitching?

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner.

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by capn on Aug 13, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it a LHP? If so, Rowand.

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye Bye Bucardo!

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by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

is this a rick roll?

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT I DIDN’T WANT TO GIVE UP PTBNL

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow you gave me a heart attack

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Fletcher says Giants are getting Guillen for PTBNL.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

SO GARY BROWN?

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s just a DVD of the documentary, then this is an acceptable move.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a good movie.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully PTBNL and some cash

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. A lot of cash.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really get it.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Draft Picks

Do we get a draft pick when he splits?

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by Jigglefish on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

no.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to look up his rating on mlbtr elias ranking and I couldn’t even find him!

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by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a 25 man roster move?

Or was there a spot freed somewhere?

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by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I assume they will send down Burriss

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. Renteria went on DL, freeing a spot for Fontenot.

It’s assuredly either Schierholtz or Burriss down.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabes desperately tries to find out if Fontenot can play SS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz would have to be DFA’d. I’m sure it will be Burriss.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be fine with Schierholtz being DFA’d, actually.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Schierholtz than Guillen.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

In happy dream world, I would have neither.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe true, I don’t think Schierholtz is a bad option as a 4th OF, though.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

The FO’s history doesn’t suggest that they would do that, but who knows?

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are not goign to DFA Nate. Stop saying that

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by capn on Aug 13, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming it’s Burriss back down to AAA

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Happy Orange Friday
Official from team involved confirms Jose Guillen from #Royals to #Giants for player to be named.

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by esseffgeez on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

MLB Trade Rumors mlbtraderumors
  
Royals confirm Jose Guillen trade. They’re sending cash to San Fran, as expected.

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Why? Why? Why?

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind the trade if he’s coming for cash. This trade bothers me because Bochy is going to mis-use him as our everyday right-fielder.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 13, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're reading it wrong

The Royals are sending US cash.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Here, take him! We’ll throw in cash!”

by diffra on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh damn. I am reading it wrong.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 13, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

so essentially

the royals are PAYING us to take him.

is that a red flag to anyone else?

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR spin:

“Geez, the Royals are dumb. What a bad organization. Not only are they just giving a way a guy like Jose Guillen, they’re paying us to take him. That team should be contracted. No, wait, because then the Giants wouldn’t have them around to fleece from time to time.”

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

devils advocate (not my opinion)

the rays just gave us a player (burrell) as well and look how well that turned out

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rays were also purported to be interested in Guillen.

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by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It could mean we’re sending a decent PTBNL back.

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would it be legal to make Schierholtz the PTBNL if he couldn’t clear waivers? Just send him after the season ends?

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, better than Mexican cash, I suppose.

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ECONOMIC RACISM!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, will find it hilarious when we lose both of our supposed starting RFs in the span of two weeks.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Huff and Torres took over for Nate and ’Mania a looooong time ago, though.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 13, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to say the RFs who were supposed to be the starters at the beginning of the year.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

For his career, roughly a 3:1 K/BB ratio. Perfect for the Giants…

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

You know whose fault this is?

Derek Jeter’s.

If it hadn’t been for Jeter, we would have had DeJesus. Fuck.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Agreed. I still wonder what we were going to give up for him.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

On one hand, probably too much

On the other hand, DeJesus is (was?) really quite good.

It would be cool to see Sabean go after DDJ in the offseason.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just love thinking about a DJ/Rowand/Torres OF.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never said he had power

Doesn’t mean he isn’t good.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, power is overrated, I just want productive hitting however it comes.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can dig it.

I think he could be gotten for a reasonable price over the offseason. Royals still have incentive to move him, and he’ll only have 1 year left.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and there shall be green.

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by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah… I’m gonna have to go ahead and rec this one.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should talk to Randy Winn.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

And, playing for NINE bad teams will really upset someone.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have we ever considered Guillen’s role in actively making those teams bad? Or the fact that only bad teams want Guillen on their team?

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 2002 Diamondbacks (divisional round)
LOL 2003 Athletics (divisional round)
LOL 2004 Angels (divisional round)
LOL 2005 Nationals (81-81)
LOL 2007 Mariners (88-74)

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh no..

FP filling in for Gary..

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Wait…

what?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heard him while taking the dog down to the bay…
“We’ll talk about Jose Guillen on the other side of the break…”

I drove 65mph down 17th st to get home before that conversation started.
Actually, to be fair, he did say he thought the team was best as it was.

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by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Radnich is the PTBNL?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it puts Guillen in the batters box.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks the same to me..

Guillen: .255/.314/.429

Rowand: .247/.301/.401

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Fletcher JeffFletcherAOL
  
Quick take on Guillen: Assuming Giants got him with zero-tolerance policy (see Padilla, Vicente) and gave up nothing, it’s a low-risk deal
Guillen was days from being released, so #sfgiants presumably paying nothing more than pro-rated min, giving up low-grade player.

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Presuming is the correct word. He got one out of two correct.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was really more of a comment on twitter as a new source. Neither of those tweets/twits contained any information but he still commented on the deal anyway with prefaces of course. ASSUMING. PRESUMABLY

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the new world of journalism, where people want analysis along with their reporting. Better get on board.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are in serious trouble if that is what we consider analysis.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Projecting into the future is part of analysis, yes.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the 140 characters in a tweet.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve come to find that most thoughts can be compressed to 140 characters. In Journalism 101 they teach you to make every word count and to use the least amount of words possible.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve come.

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by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Otherwise known as the Fred Lewis Jimmy Jack Player

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marc_Normandin
  
Just a reminder that a surplus isn’t always a bad thing: Fred Lewis .271/.334/.443, Jose Guillen .255/.314/.429

Jose Guillen, Fred Lewis with slightly lower batting average (their OBP difference is almost due entirely to the BA difference, their plate discipline are about similar)

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Fred was a bad soldier.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Guillen is a bad soldier too.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but it’s not as if the BA doesn’t count in the OBP.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

There isnt a single thing that Guillen does better than Fred.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s good at being 5 years older than Fred Lewis. You can’t teach veteranyness.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

He costs more money

So he must be better, plus he’s right-handed and that’s harder to find.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the cost of Sabean's grudges.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

or Bowker.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

With Lewis there’s at least a meaningful amount of major league success, though.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, but Guillen has quite the history of MLB failure, so we’re not exactly setting the bar very high here.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does hit lefties better than Fred. Probably not better than, say, Jesus Guzman, however.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he would be free,

so what would be the point?

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis + PTBNL = Jose Guillen + PTBNL

The PTBNL’s cancel out and therefore we traded Fred Lewis for Jose Guillen.

DNL

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by capn on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

75K. Which pays for 3 plate appearances by Aaron Rowand.

Do the math. it’s scary.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Algebra is like stupid people math.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

SOLVE FOR X, BITCHES.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marty Lurie

SF needs another pro hitter (Guillen) burrell has been hot so the need wasn’t as acute as b/4, but things change fast and this is OK by me.

John Shea

The minute Guillen walks in Giants’ clubhouse, Huff and Burrell will pull him aside and tell him, “Don’t screw this up.”

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

"pro hitter"

Ugh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s not quality analysis, I don’t know what is! How good of a hitter you are doesn’t matter as long as you’re a professional!

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t need pro hitters—we need good hitters.

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by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like somthing you can buy in the Haight

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by capn on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why Lurie is so in love with Guillen.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe because he is told he needs to be.

at least publicly

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who does’t love a “big bat?”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

because he was on the A’s at one point would be my guess.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get a lot of Lurie’s opinions.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The end of Shea’s scene:

Jose Guillen spits on both of them.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The minute Guillen walks in Giants’ clubhouse, Huff and Burrell will pull him aside and tell him,"Don’t screw this up." push him into a locker and threaten him with physical violence if he screws this up.

fixed that for you.

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by nvsfg on Aug 13, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except it will be Uribe

and maybe Torres Uribe is a great presence and he’s Latin. He will be the one to hold Guillen in check

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Marty

Good for the SF front office they realized they are in a race their opp are making moves & they have joined the party.that’s baseball in Aug

More Jeff Fletcher

#sfGiants new lineup? Torres CF, Uribe SS, Huff 1b, Posey C, Burrell LF, Guillen RF, Uribe SS, Sandoval 3B, Sanchez 2B. Thoughts?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

First thought of course is too much Uribe

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is so good, he can be in the lineup twice!

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jose

Did Jose come back from the dead, he had a great glove, the Giants could use him.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

With two of him, his defense would improve.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

He could wind up running in to himself.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully that paradox would open a wormhole that sucked in the Padres, never to be seen again.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as that's going to happen

Can Tommy Lasorda be there?

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, let’s only have Uribe bat once …. Torres, Uribe, Huff, Posey, Burrell, Guillen, Sandoval, Sanchez. :)
I really dont thinkthe #sfgiants would bring Guillen’s personality into the clubhouse if they didnt plan to play him everyday. Hope not.

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I REALLY DON'T THINK

GODDAMIT FLETCHER. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON. STOP TALKING.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that guy.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo because he has a crappy personality and disposition he HAS to be in the starting lineup? Well, I’m certainly convinced

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Aug 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do we need two shortstops?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

if I saw this back in March I would not be alive right now.

Thankfully random error has crapped out a golden egg.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT POSEY IS IN A SLUMP!!!!!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd take a chance

As long as the salary considerations from the Mets were more than 10 million.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d much rather have Beltran with a bad knee over Jose Guillen starting in my OF.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, now we’re concerned by how much the player is liked? Did I miss a memo?

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Results matter. CHEMISTRY is fun to watch, but probably irrelevant.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure, in an extreme case like Guillen.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, but Milton Bradley is just fine.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s save that conversation for the spot in the thread we’re discussing it.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

like i said above

it could mean nothing, and if it doesnt mean anything then who cares. But if it means something, and has the slightest possibility of negatively affecting a team…THEN DNW

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

So let's all speculate on the PTBNL

I guess Pucetas!

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Bonds is still on the payroll right?

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slap in the face to our patron saint.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Here is the part that should scare you about PTBNL

A trade of players on the 40 man roster needs to clear waivers first.

The Giants may be waiting for Schierholtz / Ishikawa to clear waiver before they can send them to KC for Jose Guillen. If they are claimed, the Giants may pull them back and send other minor leaguers instead.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m ok with the general concept of trading them, but you do realize they’re better baseball players than Jose Guillen, right?

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even if that were true (which may or may not be the case), how does that justify trading them for an older, more expensive, worse player?

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It probably means

Sabes doesn’t envision them being on the team next year anyway

by TBRMKane on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, I’m ok trading them – just not for Jose Guillen.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

No reason not to get anything of value for him/them.
See also: Lewis, Frandsen, Bowker, Alderson, et al.

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by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually, 4,800,000 a dozen, but yes, as much as we like them, they are fungible

assuming the MLB minimum is around 400,000

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like this

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/08/13/giants-acquire-jose-guillen/

Although Guillen could provide some pop, he brings with him some issues. He has had clubhouse problems in several of his stops. A major league executive told FanHouse last week that the Royals had been telling teams Guillen was not a good influence on their young players.

Guillen has been suspended twice. With the Angels in 2004, Guillen made a gesture that showed up Angels manager Mike Scioscia when he was trying to remove Guillen for a pinch-runner. The Angels suspended him for the final week of the season and the postseason.

He was also suspended for 15 days at the start of the 2007 season for a violation of baseball’s drug policy.

Guilen also made headlines in July, when he called out his Royals teammates.

“Fundamentally, this is one of the worst teams in all of baseball,” said Guillen, who added that he felt like a “babysitter” with some of the Royals’ young players. Guillen referred to his teammates as “babies” in a separate interview in May.

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

If anyone can, it is Uribe

Dude is a bad ass.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or whoop him in dominos

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great, now Uribe is going to bust a cap in his ass and we’ll be out two players.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's an ass

But at least none of these stories involve him loafing.

by DFARowand on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont want him around posey

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

He and Bochy should along just fine. They both hate young players.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen referred to his teammates as "babies" in a separate interview in May.

Renteria’s ears just perked. Don’t wake the baby.

by kaliber on Aug 13, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if it's Rownads?

Would you like the deal then?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

What if Guillen is the starting RF?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa + Huff + Burrell + Torres > any lineup that involves Guillen. And I hate a Huff/Burrell OF.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like is a strong word

Wouldn’t piss me off as much, and even less if Sabean and/or Bochy were included.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is a better baseball player than Guillen. I guess his contract does suck quite a bit, though….

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like this

Especially because I think Burriss will go, leaving us with no middle infielders who can play SS again. Guillen in theory could get hot, but he’s going to be taking AB’s away from Ishikawa, and his defense is awful – I just don’t trust Bruce Bochy with veterans and playing them a reasonable amount.

ANd I can’t believe I"m saying this, but Burrell / Rowand / Torres is preferable to Burrell / Torres / Guillen in my mind – better defensively.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t think Burriss could play SS.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss can fake SS, I suppose. Fontenot can stand where the SS is supposed to play.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot can probably pass there

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen in theory could get hot

In theory, ANYONE can get hot.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by satyricrash on Aug 13, 2010 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I just fucking told my dad after what Burrell did yesterday “At least that clinches we won’t get Guillen now”

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA. SABEAN LAUGHS AT YOUR DAD

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

MUrbanCSN
  
The Guillen deal is done now. #sfgiants sending player to be named not on current 25-man roster. Guillen will likely start in RF, Huff to 1B

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Start McCoven melt down in 3…2….1

by CrispinGloversBalls on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way ahead of you. It was clear Guillen would start in RF.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Nice to know you Mr. Neal

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

So not Nate or Ish

Frankly, I would be surprised if it’s anyone better thhan Evan Crawford. Sabes got 3 years of Fontenot for a fringe prospect, I don’t think he would give up anything more than that for 2 months of Guillen.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone above Andy D’Alessio and I’m storming the castle!

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

/starts heating the tar

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be someone useless. At least there’s that.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 months? I hope it does not even come to that.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the Lopez and Ramirez trades, though. Why the huge difference in price between those two?

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean’s player valuation. I can only believe that to him, Bowker and Martinez meant about as much to the big club as Turpen did. For him, it was just throwing in extra nothing. I disagree vehemently, of course, but that’s Sabean.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

you’re not going to slip a valuable piece over waivers now

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bye bye Belt

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just dumb.

by zuma420 on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

not on current 25-man roster

VELEZ!

by TBRMKane on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

only positive

he is costing us nothing, so he sucks that bad we can drop him like a bad habit. But Bochy and Sabes always hang on to vets too long. So I guess I’m pretty frightened actually.

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by Docter419 on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously,

I believe this will cost us at least one game. Maybe two.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he’s just speculating about him starting in RF.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he means starting tonight.

Not “starting”

So maybe he’s the starting RF like Bowker was the starting RF?

Oh man. Bowker and Fred >>>>> Guillen

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Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz and Ishikawa > Guillen…

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man. Bowker and Fred >>>>> Guillen

Seriously.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

This means it will be someone on the 25 man roster.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Aug 13, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look, it has to be a fringe prospect or a perceived AAAA player. The fact is that the Royals would take just about anything because if they waited another couple of days, Guillen is outright released and the Royals get absolutely nothing.

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s besides the point, the point is Guillen makes us a worse baseball team right now.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because…Edgar Renteria/Eli Whiteside/Aaron Rowand at the plate PHing against a LHP is better than Guillen?

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WE DID NOT HAVE TO GET GUILLEN AT ALL

His marginal, if any, increase does not warrant trading for him especially when we still keep those other options.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, yes. First of all, Guillen is starting, not coming off the bench. Second, Guillen has no L/R split (he’s very unusual like that), so he doesn’t get an advantage v LHP. Third of all, Rowand > Guillen.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is it confirmed that Guillen will be available tonight?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

sounds like it

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by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t played since 8/4.
Last 10 games:
3 for 37 +1BB; no HR’s

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by drdata24 on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

And...

Guillen is a better option than Bowker how?

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the T-Rex

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to start with...

Guillen is actually ON the Giants right now.

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by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Shea's lineup

CF Torres, C Posey, 1B Huff, LF Burrell, RF Guillen, SS Uribe, 3B Sandoval, 2B Sanchez.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is fine while Burrell is hot.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see what his looks have to do with it.

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Poor Ish

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by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Posey batting second but I hate Guillen batting fifth.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, with these options, I would switch Panda and Gullien.

by CrispinGloversBalls on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez

just had his best day at the plate in over a month. He’s a streaky hitter. Plus he’s a good bunter/hit and run guy. Not the time to move him down. Lets see if he gets hot.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have any evidence suggests that he’s streakier than a normal hitter?

by speckops on Aug 13, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just what I've seen this year

A month where he scalded the ball (even his outs were hard) and a month (or more) where he has been awful.

Krukow also indicated he is a notoriously streaky hitter. He may be wrong of course. I realize all hitters are streaky to a point. But my personal belief is that guys like Sanchez who don’t walk much tend to go into longer funks. If your scuffling, walks help. No “proof” of this either. Just my belief.

My main reason for keeping him in the two hole is he’s a very good hit and run guy and with Torres that is part of the game. Given Posey’s ability to go the other way, he probably could fill that role as well. But I don’t see any reason to move him.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT A

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?

This move does not improve the team.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s utterly pointless.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Udderly pointless

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It makes the team worse.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It COULD make the team worse

If done correctly, it could make the team better.

Only one way to find out.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also always think this when I hear someone say "utterly"

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean? The average age is going to go up and everyone knows that to get to the playoffs you need to be old.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Well this just ruined my morning.

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by j14 on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Martie Lurie is making me crazy right now:

baseballmarty
  
@DamonBruce the important issue is Sabean finally got to the party and it’s not too late..I like @johnsheahey lineup..Casilla should go..

Any trade is good, no matter how pointless or lacking in value, because you have to DO SOMETHING!

I used to think Lurie was smart.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I used to think Lurie was smart.

LOL U!

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by j14 on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, seriously, he wasn’t insane at first. I don’t know what happened.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

he is smart, but he’s old timey baseball dumb.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was the one saying that the Giants should pick up Guillen’s entire contract to make sure no one else got him…

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know. That’s when he started driving me insane. Before that, he seemed okay.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Brian Sabean,

You’ve done some nice things this year, to be honest. The Giants are a good team, and I give you some credit for that. Now, please get the fuck out. And let the door hit you in the ass.

Sincerely,
Me

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

What if it works?

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Guillen works, then Sabean’s blind luck will net him another extension, thus screwing the Giants for years to come.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless we totally fall apart last year, I think it’s already happened.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit, I wish I didn’t agree with you.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense

Gosh if the Giants win the WS it will REALLY screw things up. Let me see if I understand you. When Sabean makes a bad move he’s an idiot. When it works out its luck. Thats fair.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Sabean makes a bad move he’s an idiot. When it works out its luck. Thats fair.

Oh this old bean again.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that you over-simplified the rationale in order to make a point but even the over-simplification makes a certain amount of sense. I can reasonably conceive of a man who does everything ass-backwards at his job, screws most of it up, and still gets a couple of things right. The fact that those things turned out right had nothing to do with him – he’s still an idiot – there were just plenty of outside forces that caused that thing to go right. He was right but for all the wrong reasons. He “got lucky.”

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if it works? So what? What if, instead of trading for Guillen, we had played Ishikawa or Schierholtz and that had worked?

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you.

I think he does well with these type of pickups though.

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why? I remember Sanchez/Garko from last year….

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t in good conscience defend him. You win!

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez

For Alderson. Who is going backwards. If Alderson turns it around – bad deal. If not – good deal. Cause they gave up nothing.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

For a Top 100 prospect, they should’ve gotten more than 2 months of a mediocre second basemen.

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gave up the opportunity to get some other second baseman.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kawakami figured it out
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New muscle for potential JSanchez-brawl with SD?

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Enforcer!

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by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally!

The silver lining. This is the benefit he brings the team.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Link Gaetz is available!

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

lenny dykstra will do anything for cash.

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Guillen helping teammates!

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to this at least.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh

that was pretty good.

by chenster on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty sad when the only SF media person I want to hear from is Kawakami.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s really pretty smart. He’s just an asshole.

/waits for people to point out two or three instances of stupidity from a man whose job it is to have an opinion about everything

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

a man whose job it is to have an opinion about everything

I think this is the problem. I don’t want reporters to have an opinion. They’re trained in journalism. They don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about. I want them to report stuff I can’t see with their inside access. I want them to give me the facts. I don’t give a shit about his opinion or his rumor mongling/speculation to attract hits to his newspaper associated blog (which I think is an inappropriate venue to treat as a normal blog as many journalists do).

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

1. Kawakami isn’t a reporter. He’s a columnist. That’s actually his job.

2. That’s now how journalism works anymore. The Internet has changed everything.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

If his job is as a columnist, he should be trained in the subject matter he’s discussing.

Second, I know journalism changed, but that doesn’t make it “better”. Frankly, I find most journalism, when they’re doing anything other than reporting facts I don’t have access to, to be an utter waste of my time. The business is doing poorly for a reason.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Kawakami is almost always right. Like, he would do very well here. It was just the Lincecum/Rios thing that got on everyone’s nerves.

And git off my lawn!

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well for instance he was the leader of the media brigade demanding Posey play over Molina.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never read any of his baseball stuff. His constant trade speculation with respect to the Warriors gets annoying, though, and his rampant speculation in general….

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He seems to get the most joy out of messing with the Warriors and Raiders fans, and they seem to enjoy it as well.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Cheeeese! on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

hmm

Being annoyed because we just acquired Jose Guillen: reasonable reaction.
pencilling him in as starting RF: a wee bit hysterical

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Are you saying that fans pencilling him in as starting RF is hysterical? We wouldn’t be doing it if all the news guys weren’t doing it too…

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

are we talking Baggs and Schulman? or KNBR talking heads?

/gets very nervous

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Urban, Shea, etc.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

the fact that Urban believes that relieves me somewhat

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s often just speculating.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

he has a degree from MSU

Makin Shit Up

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

More Marty
SF faces lefties Richard, LeBlanc, Hamels, and Garcia over the next 9 gms Guillen will play now plus help in late inn LH relief situations

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Guillen has almost no career platoon split. He does not mash lefties. I wish people would do 30 seconds worth of homework before tweeting things.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

bUT riGHt — HANNEDEDD

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LEFTIES CANNOT HIT LEFTIES

Research complete.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

basically this

it isn’t that he hits lefties better than righties (career: .271/.328/.461 v. LHP – .270/.319/.434 v. RHP are nearly identical), but the fact that he can hit lefties (relatively speaking. he’s not that good a hitter, period) better than current bench options. This isn’t a good reason to get him, but it’s the reason the Giants got him.

Given his defense and cancerous personality, however, I don’t see why Aaron Rowand (.282/.345/.491 career v. LHP) isn’t considered a better option against lefties.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The last sentence says it all.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true, and I find it really odd/interesting.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t that defeat the whole purpose of tweeting?

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like this was Lurie’s process.

1. Decide Giants need another OF bat, no matter who it is, and need to be able to say they made another move.

2. Realize that Guillen was the only option available.

3. Decide that Guillen is TEH ANSWER.

4. Make all kinds of lame and stupid arguments, based on nothing that actually has anything to do with Guillen or his ability to play baseball, to try to justify why Guillen is TEH ANSWER.

5. Profit!

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

CAUSE BACKUPS FOR OUR AGING AND INJURY PRONE PLAYERS IS STUPID

 SF_Giants
  
#SFGiants Rumors: With Guillen comes cash to cover his large contract. The Giants will send a PTBNL. Burriss may be sent to @FresnoGrizzlies

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Guillen to the Giants reminds me of..

the Warriors signing Chris Webber in 2008. Let’s hope it doesn’t turn out the same.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Aug 13, 2010 10:01 AM PDT reply actions  

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MAN? Goddammit Sabean. Worst shit ever to wake up to.

by Evan G. on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Trust me, there’s worse

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

The worst thing is it makes it more likely that Guillen will be on the Giants next year.

by theimmortalbenard on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

OT: Rob Dibble continues to be an ass

http://www.camdenchat.com/2010/8/12/1619709/rob-dibble-and-the-female-baseball

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

rob dibble is the worst

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least he’s consistent.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 13, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Dibble is very, very bad at his job. I hope he gets fired soon.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 13, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well reasoned and written (could use more snark, but maybe that’s just me from hanging around here).

Is there a grougthink on CChat in general?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for bondslegend

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t Guillen a “rental” player? Didn’t Sabes say we wouldn’t get any of those?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

he said we wouldn’t overpay for a rental

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he isn’t giving up anything of real value for a rental player. that was the point.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

It’s just acquiring another over 30 veteran for Sabes.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

"THAT SHIP HAS SAILED"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was inevitable

But it’s still pathetic. If Bochy weren’t the manager, it could theoretically make sense- Guillen as a rarely-used bench player could be useful.

And the Pads got Ludwick for nothing. This is our year? Really?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

this lol

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

From MLBTR
Guillen still has $3.39MM left on his contract, but the Royals are covering some of that, according to a press release.

I’m not fond of the usage of the word “some.” Wondering why “all” or “most” were not used instead.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

10 teams? really?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Baggs

Really, the biggest question isn’t where Guillen will play. (He’ll almost certainly be a bat for the bench.)

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

please

.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boch:

Bork bork Guilleny? bork Jose-y? bork bork starty right fieldy bork BORK BORRRRKKKK!!!!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like “Gilly.”

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Partly because I could see it enraging Guillen to the point where he assaulted Bochy.

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this is the case

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor, naive Baggs

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is really the only thing that makes sense. If Guillen is now the RF, the Giants are insane.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we truly use Guillen as a bench player, I take back all of my anger and I’m mostly indifferent. I have .34543% confidence this will be the case.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

baggs please be right

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTG Sabez

You struck gold on Burrell, but fail on Guillen.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 13, 2010 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Fangraphs pattern says otherwise

Envisioning future “Jose Guillen resurrects career with ridiculous Aug/Sept”

Hey, it worked for Huff, Torres, Burrell. A man can dream. And cry.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only guy on that list

That hasn’t had an awesome year before is Torres. Burrell and Huff have shown they can do it in the past Guillen’s 6000 PA of fail says he cant.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not fair to say this until we see him play.

Hopefully they sent Velez over.

by geef on Aug 13, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, because Guillen doesn’t have 6000 career PA’s of fail already or anything…

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Factoid.

Fuckin’ Sabean always licking veteran nut.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for disturbing hairy nut in egg dish image

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sub

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys

How’s your morning going? what’d i miss?

by Fire Sabean on Aug 13, 2010 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Do you enjoy when your blog writes itself?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

READ YOUR BLOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

@JeffFletcherAOL Bruce Bochy confirms Guillen will be the everyday RF and Aubrey Huff will play 1b.

by Fire Sabean on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

This is so stupid.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s official, I’m back in the “this team isn’t making the playoffs” camp.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

/benny hill theme

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

UGHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

i had all of 5 seconds to be optimistic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Signs of the Apocalypse:

    * First Seal – Religious Conquest, White horse
    * Second Seal – Conflict & War, Red Horse
    * Third Seal – Famine & Drought, Black Horse
    * Fourth Seal – Death, green or Pale Horse
    * Fifth Seal – Vision of martyrdom or martyrs
    * Sixth Seal – Cosmic Disturbances or Heavenly Signs and the marking of the 144,000
    * Seventh Seal – Prelude To Playoff Elimination, Jose Guillen

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH WHY

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shocking.

Like gambling in a casino.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

lololololol

Time to get drunk!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

What in the actual fuck?

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
JeffFletcherAOL
  
Bruce Bochy confirms Guillen will be the everyday RF and Aubrey Huff will play 1b.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s just awesome

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Friday the 13th FTW!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This graphic sums up my feelings

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

More fun

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is awake?

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has said that about other players.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were under 30. Guillen starts no matter what, even if he is slumping.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

50/50 he gets Garko’d.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BAGGS!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great...

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I take it back

freak the fuck out.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

#sfgiants source says “probably no” when asked if Guillen would be in uniform tonight.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love it. No one knows anything

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Unless, you know, he WANTS to.”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

No one fails the Giants medical staff physical.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

“His prefrontal cortex is a bit flappy.”

/rubs dirt on it

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

/panics

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's so surprising

So we’re torn. Obviously, if Guillen goes 0 for 14, Boch won’t play him anymore. But if he goes 0-14, we could lose the Padres series. What we want is for Guillen to get really hot for the next month. Which we also don’t want, because he’s a terrible right fielder
Jose Guillen is now a Giant. I root for the Giants. I therefore root for Jose Guillen. Lather, rinse, repeat

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he goes 0-14, he still plays. Because he’s been in the league.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give him 20-30 ABs before you make up your mind

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

No.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

/3-30

Bochy: He needs to play through this slump. He will come out of it

/7-next 30

Bochy: He has shown some signs he is starting to turn it around and he is hitting it better than the numbers show. We may move him up in the lineup to get him some more at bats.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too optimistic. All he needs is one early homerun.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already given him more than 6,000 thank you.

by Missing Barry on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

why would i give him 20-30 when i have almost 1400 over the past 3 years and 6000 over his entire career?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not like he’s a rookie.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll live with the ABs, it’s the outfield chances I worry about—I’d rather not give him 20-30 of them.

I’m not quite what you’d call optimistic, but hopefully some good comes of this, after all, I’m not going to
root against him.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

#$%% #$*&

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Sums up my thoughts as well

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 13, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is he puking in his glove here?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he sneezed

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 13, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean said that he was saying..

“Man, we NEED Jose Guillen out there!”

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Bondslegend?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

haha, oh man

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

strangely, he approves of this year

Because IT’S NOT FUCKING FONTENOT!!!!!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

this deal

how the hell that turned into “this year” i have no idea

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

adding extra support to his chest so his lungs do not explode when he releases his hellstorm

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

summed up pretty well

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d, always

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha I love the attention to detail

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Natto

poor us.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of all the art you’ve posted, I think this may be your best. It is so evocative. Every time I see it, I know exactly how you feel.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 13, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats exactly what I did in my office when I fired up mlbtr out of habit as the first website of the day, its like someone punched me in the nuts. And its so nice out today too :(

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 13, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet, our new everyday RF has played all of 22 games in RF this year. Which would be good if it was April 28 or something but we are not. Now we have two DH’s in our outfield with flyball pitchers.

by theimmortalbenard on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

/goes back to read comments

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Whew! [From KC press release]
The cash sent to the Giants will pay for the remainder of Guillen’s $12 million salary due him this season. He’s in the last year of a three-year, $36 million contract.

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by drdata24 on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

what i'm stuck on

the royals gave Jose Guillen a deal that paid him $12 mil a year

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny

The Royals were saying that about Aaron Rowand…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen has been a well below sub-replacement level player for the Royals
Rowand, as bad as he’s been, has not been that bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

that doesn't help

THAT FUCKING JOSE GUILLEN WILL BE OUR STARTING RIGHT FIELDER

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

But, the more the pay the better the prospect

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabean trades Belt

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's with the outrage...really

Burrell in LF, Torres in CF, and Guillen in RF, Huff at first

basically the same as

Burrell/Torres/Huff/Ishikawa…

Except Huff doesn’t have get tired running in the outfield

Giants gave up APTBNL and the Royals paid all the salary…

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Water buffaLOL

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Water Huffalol

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
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6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
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by Gloff on Aug 13, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff isn’t amazing in the OF. But he’s no worse than Guillen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

i guess sitting one row back and watching him catch that ball where he had to cover 50-60 feet during the dodgers game enhanced my perception of his outfielding abilities. :P

by chenster on Aug 13, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff

-4.3 UZR in RF this year

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

???

No, Huff is not good in the outfield. You did get the part about Guillen right though.

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be too upset if Guillen was a bat off the bench

But your premise is ridiculous. Guillen is awful defensively, so you’ve degraded both the outfield and infield defense in order to gain a minimal amount (if that) of offense.

by otis29 on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen could not wear a glove and be as effective in the field.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 13, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

False

Guillen is awful.

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except
  1. Guillen is a butcher in the outfield, and ATT is one of the toughest RF’s in the game
  2. Guillen is hitting like shit right now, and would be a marginal if any increase offensively from existing options
  3. Guillen has a history of bad mouthing his teammates in public and press
  4. It looks like in acquiring him we have to get send down Burriss leaving us with no insurance should one of our aging or injury prone middle infielders get hurt.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's true.

He hit well in 2003, 2004, 2005, and 2007. He had an .805 OPS through July 22.

I agree with scout6. It’s more just the past three weeks. Guillen has hit extremely poorly lately.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 13, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 13, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

I had already forgotten.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike Theriot

He’s forgetable, at least the riot is a way to remember a lackluster hitter

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Huff is no better defensively than Guillen…draw
2. Burrell was hitting like crap before he came to the Giants….actually he wasn’t all that great until July/August
3. True
4. Minor issue…Burris can always get called up…September is just around the corner.

Only downside is no. 3 and that’s a potential issue…unless and until he says something about Giants teammates…I will wait…

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

  1. Guillens defense is about to get worse playing in this park. He has only 22 career games in RF and is coming into the middle of a playoff race and has to learn. We lose Ishikawa’s defense from this move. This downgrades the whole teams defense.
  2. Burrell has career history of being a good hitter where ever he was that was not Tampa Bay. Guillen has been a bad hitter HIS WHOLE CAREER
  3. Damn right
  4. September is still 3 weeks away. A lot can happen, and all we have is Fontenot, who should also not be a starter.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen has over 1,100 games in RF.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mistake.

22 games this year. 65 last year. But the point still stands, he is playing ATT RF which he needs to learn. Still a downgrade in overall team defense.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa > Guillen

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd still take Ishi swinging at backfoot sliders vs. Guillen.

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 13, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude,

there is enough concrete evidence to be pissed about this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only way this move is fine is if he’s a strict pinch hitter.

And if that’s the case, then we just traded for a fucking pinch hitter.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just about done with being told not to argue against something that’s bad, when the is plenty of objective evidence to back up the argument.

I’m not going to be positive just to say I’m positive. If he ends up helping the team, I’ll admit I was wrong.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Evidence...what evidence.

I got perceptions and he sucks at KC.

Perceptions: Don’t care
He suck: Probably…but he hasn’t had one BA as a Giant and we gave up nothing

The people screaming about the move are the generally the same one that screamed about how great Bowker is and how he made an adjustment and how the Giants gave him no chance. Why not do it for Guillen?

What’s the harm?

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen has made no adjustments, and has a long history of suck. therefore, he is likely to continue to suck, therefore, he is likely to hurt the team and make it worse. Bochy is likely to continue playing him because he is a veteran, even if he sucks.

That’s the harm.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKER WAS GOOD IN AAA, AND NEVER GOT MLB AT BATS

GUILLEN HAS GOTTEN THEM, AND IS NOT VERY GOOD

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re expecting him to do things he’s never done before in his career?

by Natto on Aug 13, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Evidence…what evidence.

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Seriously?

If you’re going to get up on your high horse and tell a whole bunch of very knowledgeable and smart baseball fans they should just STFU, you should probably read and understand what they’re saying first.

Also, this:


The people screaming about the move are the generally the same one that screamed about how great Bowker is and how he made an adjustment and how the Giants gave him no chance. Why not do it for Guillen?

is comparing apples and oranges.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not telling anyone to do anything

I certainly did not tell anyone to STFU…I am just expressing my opinions like everyone else here…

I really would like people to calm down when a move is made…especially one like this one.

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m not telling anyone to do anything, but you should all calm down.

let it go, man. people are gonna react how they’re gonna react, and you have no say in the matter.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one thing to express opinions. Telling people to stop discussing it or expressing their own opinions (that’s exactly what “calm down when a move is made” means) is different.

If you don’t want to talk about it, don’t hang out here.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO U!

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't believe you?

am i doing this right?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

kdl..hardcore McCoven.

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by nvsfg on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, though. It’s like, “I came to the thread at McCovey Chronicles for discussing a trade AND I DON’T KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS DISCUSSING THE TRADE.”

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what modern culture has devolved into:

OWN your stance, man! You just told us all to calm down. You can’t qualify that by saying you’re not telling anyone to do anything.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't say: Calm Down people

I said my preference is for people to calm down especially for a relatively minor trade like this one…

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. You’re splitting hairs

B. LET IT GO. It’s none of your fucking business how people react.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming that’s actually true, that preference doesn’t play well at McCovey Chronicles.

Seriously, no one’s forcing you to read this thread.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

True...but I have just just as much right as anyone else is express my opinion

You don’t like the trade and asserted your reasons why…fine

I am meh about it and want to see what happens…fine

Some person out there may be think that Guillen will help the Giants…fine…

Why is my desire to have people have patience and prospective any less valid than your opinion that Guillen is not a good baseball player and thus should not be on the team?

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why is my desire to have people have patience and prospective any less valid than your opinion that Guillen is not a good baseball player and thus should not be on the team?

The first one is telling people what to think and how to behave.

The other is discussing a baseball player, and his relative value.

There’s a huge difference.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Patience and prospective when it comes to baseball trades

I am not making a judgment call on anyone…just reactions to this trade.

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

stop being a lawyer for 5 minutes

stop trying to win this argument

let. it. go.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please take this the nicest way possible...

I really don’t understand this…do you mean that everyone is just venting and not trying to have a baseball discussion…if so, fine…I agree with you since there is no point in arguing

I had assumed that people wanted to have a baseball discussion…

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, that's not what i mean

What I mean is you should stop trying to dictate how people react to this, or at least stop posting about it, because it’s kind of annoying.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF OUR PATIENCE AND PERSPECTIVE.

Seriously, thought, you’re being really patronizing and condescending. It’s irritating.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

*though

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.. Interesting. I took it as naive, not condescending.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. In my world, “calm down” = patronizing.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, calm down now, little lady.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, “little lady”? Nicely played.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He could have gone with “sweetheart”.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

grumble

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SABES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can use sweetheart while not sounding condescending.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eating those valentine’s candies.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

No really, I can

It is all in the sincerity.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you can sweetie.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going for a high score on the condescension meter.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft

Here I am stuck with this “Condensation Meter”

Stupid internet ordering.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

If one more person at work tells me “Thanks, Buddy” at work I’m gonna slap him. I’M NOT YOUR BUDDY, PAL! YOU KNOW I DON’T FUCKING LIKE YOU!

sorry

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that buddy.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down KDL! Is it your time of the month?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

It’s a good thing I know you’re joking! ;-)

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

lol

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by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Personally I don't think "calm down" is condescending

but if others took it that way, I will apologize for that.

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

When and where wold this apology take place?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I apologize if you reacted badly to what I did. You should probably just calm down.”

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, calbearjd. Just trying to add some levity.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just for the record,

I didn’t see it as condescending, patronizing, rude, insulting or anything other than someone making a suggestion. Much like all the others here are making suggestions. Actually, some of them make demands, but I ignore those since they seem to be the same people who get offended by opinions contrary to their own.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree with your judgement and think you should calm down.

:)

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the opinion that Guillen is not a good baseball player is supported by mountains of evidence

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares about the opinion/fact dichotomy? Fact: Guillen sucks.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah

there are always opportunity costs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

“WOW, LOOK AT THIS HUGE SALE!! IT’S ALL CLEARANCE SHIT THAT NOBODY WANTED TO BEGIN WITH BUT IT’S REALLY CHEAP, SO IT MUST BE WORTH IT!!!”

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can make them useful again even though it hasn’t been useful ever!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is not so much directed at you

BUT I HATE THE ARGUMENT “WE GOT HIM FOR NOTHING”

It is bullshit and never correct.

The Giants trade another player, in some cases 2, send money, have to add more to their payroll.

THERE IS ALWAYS A COST TO THESE THINGS.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Salary completely paid by the Royals

Player to be named later = lower level prospect that is just as much a lottery ticket as Guillen

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except

That low level prospect won’t be starting in right field the rest of the season.

Your reflexive defense of all things Sabean in lieu of actual facts is annoying as hell.

by otis29 on Aug 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

But now he takes a spot in the lineup from someone more valuable. I’d agree with you if he’s coming off the bench. But he’s not. He’s going to be misused by our manager and is going to play RF CLANK everyday

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 13, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay...

then we have a difference of opinion on value…

I think Guillen will plays as good/bad as Huff in RF…

Ishikawa is better in the field than Huff but Huff is a much better bat

Question is whether Guillen is better than Ishikawa on the lineup…I love Ishi but I don’t know…I am willing to give Guillen a few ABs to show me.

If he doesn’t play well, Guillen goes to the bench and the lineup goes back to the way it was.

Again..meh.

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff's bat more than makes up for his issues in RF

This will not be the case with Guillen.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?
I think Guillen will plays as good/bad as Huff in RF…

Highly, highly, highly doubtful.

Ultimately, you’re downgrading your defense at 1B, downgrading your defense in the outfield – just to get a guy who’s bat is probably no better than the guy who he’ll be taking AB’s from (Ishikawa).

This is insanity.

by otis29 on Aug 13, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why...Huff isn't that great in RF?

Huff’s UZR/150 in RF is -38.2
Career UZR/150 in RF in -15.4

Guillen’s UZR/150 in RF is 31.2 (although it was atrocious last year)
Career UZR/150 in RF is -4.2

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not. Where did you get that idea? It’s about Huff’s very small RF sample at -38.2. Plus balls off the wall are counted as in zone at AT&T, IIRC, so there can be weird UZR issues with RF there.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

We still sent another player

That is not free.

It is just incorrect. Value has nothing to do with my being irked at it. It’s more of a semantics thing.

And I am probably the only one who has this problem, so ignore it and carry on. Just wanted to outburst about it.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Guillen is a ticket that has already been scratched and found to not be a winner.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's not true...

If want to say that it’s a ticket with one space unscratched…I will give you that…

But say that someone who hit 16 homers in th MLB this season (albeit early in the year) is completely would be unfair

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, hey I’ve got all these tools in my garage right now. They’re all pretty useless. They’re worn away and all the handle have thorns in them. You can have them for free. You’ll take it? Thanks!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Using your analogy

The tool has one good use…it could be potentially helpful in doing one of your projects but we are not sure..

In the past, the handles are pretty slippery and thorny.

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, the useless tool could still be used to hit Jose Guillen over the head and keep him out of the lineup. That’s value.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s the thing. You know that it’s trash when you take it and you already have a set of tools in your garage that works decently. So, why are you taking on garbage?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

First of all,

no one is taking tools away from my garage…if the garbage remains garbage…I will just throw it away.

But there is a possibility that the garbage may work and since I am getting it for free..why not..

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one is taking away your tools. I’m saying you already have a set of tools. Why are you taking on excess tools that have are a known quantity. They don’t work. They haven’t worked. The point is we know it’s garbage.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because there is a small percent that the tool will work well for your project

At worst…it’s garbage and you throw it away and it takes up some space in the trash bin

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong Analogy

You have two tools: one is beat up and not great, but it works. One is beat up and works very poorly if at all.

Tool 1 is Ishikawa
Tool 2 is Guillen

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just going to say there’s a chance that tool 2 can be redeemed because we got it for free.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please read delorean’s link on opportunity cost.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Opportunity costs are great in theory

but it boils down to “you don’t know what would have happened if you did or did not do something.”

Fine…opportunity costs analysis

1) Giants can go on the win the World Series

2) Giants make the playoffs

3) Giants do not make the playoffs

I am not sure my answers really changes at this point for any of the points whether Guillen is on the team or not…

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems to me like you’re being deliberately obtuse here.

The opportunity cost analysis to me is pretty straightforward: There are 25 active roster spots. Giants have a pretty decent complement of OFers that have been performing well. Acquiring Guillen means making room for him on the 25-man roster, and the cost is whatever production you might have lost from that guy.

Also there’s the matter of playing time: Guillen’s already been dubbed the starting RFer, which we can only hope is bluster at this point. That costs playing time and ABs for Ishikawa and Schierholtz, most likely.

There are myriad other costs, including whoever the PTBNL ends up being, but those are the two immediate ones in my mind.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the end result is

whether the Giants will win more games with Guillen or without…again…I can’t say that one was or another.

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure you understood opportunity cost.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

I have these newer tools, they have never had the chance to be used in this particular project before, but have had some success on lower level projects.

Also, you already own them, so you could try those out.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say: Calm Down people

I said my preference is for people to calm down

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I DIDN’T SAY TO CALM DOWN. I SAID I’D LIKE EVERYONE TO CALM DOWN!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't say fuck you

I said I hope you fuck yourself

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on Aug 13, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Brilliant

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m using this

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, you’re saying he sucks but we need to see if he magically won’t suck?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen has had 3 above average seasons with the bat alone as a major league player. In 14 years, he’s been DECENT with the bat THREE TIMES. Those times, they were not recent.

And he’s bad on defense.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, fuck, dude, just glance at his BBR page.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Evidence? What evidence?!

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is inadmissible evidence.

by speckops on Aug 13, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Duh

An entire career’s worth of numbers can’t mean anything. We need to see how he plays for the Giants before we judge.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basically. Let him get, like, 20 PA’s. Then we can really judge what kind of player he is and is going to be.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

In his last 8 years by OPS+

142
121
116
75
116
95
80
101

So he’s had one decent year in his last 5 years without factoring in defense. sweet.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 13, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE WAS FREE. IF YOU GOT POOP FOR FREE YOU WOULD TAKE IT RIGHT?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLpportunity cost

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

i make my own poop thank you very much

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

i like to sign big free agent poop in the offseason. I am a veritable George Shitbrenner.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we don’t have a salary crap.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean does not value your AAA poop

when he can get poop with ML experience

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poop with grit.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

besides

everyone knows the good poop is in AA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

If my poop doesn't have ML experience

My poop cannot get ML experience

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

/insert rowand_poopin.jpeg

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 13, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not too put too fine a point on it.

But most recently, he’s played for the Kansas City Royals. He hasn’t had major league experience for a while.

by maysian on Aug 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

zing.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Makes a little birdbath in his soul.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 13, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you define "decent"?

I’d think that four of those years would qualify.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 13, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘in the last five years’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah...

This is why I got lousy grades in school.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeper!

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
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by Gloff on Aug 13, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh…Ishikawa’s range is much better than Huff’s at first…

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

What happens later?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go for a walk and kick the stadium.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Guillen in 2009

“I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck. That’s the way I’m playing. If you suck, you suck. You have to take responsibility in this game. Right now, that’s the way I feel. Yes, I suck.”

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

awesome! great to have him here!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Non-SF fans say:

“Well, then, he’s in the right city!!! AMIRITE?!?!”

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

/laughtrack

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

No soundeffects for Dave Feldhouse

"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless

by Gloff on Aug 13, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I guess I’m glad he takes responsibilty and all

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT

Has anyone else noticed that Torres seems a little lost in the OF the last few games?

He’s not getting a good break on the ball, or judging them well. He’s not quite Fred Lewis/Eugenio Velez bad, but he isn’t playing like he did earlier in the year.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

He was held out yesterday

 cause of leg tightness. Could be more of a lingering problem from the long season. I hope they give him some more rest in September when the rosters expand.

And we are safely in first place.

#knocksonwood

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

What he said in the post-game interview

was that he’d felt a little tired, but could have played yesterday. I think the day (mostly) off will help him.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember how the Rockies used Jason Giambi last year?

They could use Guillen in that role and as long as this guy isn’t some black hole of positive emotion sucking the good feelings out of everyone he walks past in the locker room, it may not be a terrible decision.

by snafu on Aug 13, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

They could use him like that, but they’re not gonna.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen doesn't wear a thong

As far as I kknow

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except for they’ve already said Guillen will start.

FUCK THIS TEAM

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

The key difference is that Giambi is a good hitter, whereas Guillen is not a good hitter.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

was a good hitter

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

When the Rockies acquired Giambi in 2009, he wasn’t hitting well at the time but had hit pretty well the previous year. This year he’s got a .273/.409/.396 line, which isn’t spectacular but also is not bad. Guillen hasn’t been good since 2007.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was not aware Giambi was still doing that well.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Nate and Guillen are equal in WAR. I wouldn’t mind adding Guillen to the bench as another option, but since he’ll be starting, there’s a problem.

Torres is gonna have a lot of ground to cover between Burrell and Guillen.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

So Nate and Guillen are equal in WAR.

Really?

This trade is so fucking stupid.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 13, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

With Nate having about 200 less PAs.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

That should be, you know, obvious. Wow again.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Guillen's WAR will be dropping like a rock because of CLANK

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially in AT&T’s RF.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

So… equal in WAR (disregarding the Nate has fewer PA). So the main advantage is he’s older and more dickish?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

About 8 more years of veteran savvy. Except he’s not even a “team player”.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am so not mentally prepared...

for all the inside-the-park homers when Guillen misplays a ball off the right-field wall.

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 13, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Shift+A

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 13, 2010 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

There it is!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 13, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BusterfuckingP weighs in:

Jose Guillen is 34. His average has been less than .270 for the last 3 years. his BB% has always been less than 10% #NOTAPROHITTERANYMORE

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

pros and cons

there are WAY more cons

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Sabean as a GM

Seems like a guy who opts for the path of least resistance when making a trade. He is very good at acquiring players other teams are trying desperately to get rid of, and that’s about it.

by snafu on Aug 13, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

lol SF Media
knbrmurph
  
Don’t know how J. Guillen will fit in clubhouse. Do know this: 16 HR,62 RBI puts him 2nd and 3rd on team, respectively, right now. #SFGiants

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♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL DINGERZ AND RIBEYEZ TO EVALUATE A PLAYER

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 13, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD YOU ARE STUPID WITH THE HR AND RBI

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually the least of the stupidity in that stupid sentence.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

RBI is stupid, HR is marginally ok. Afterall, a home run represents the single best outcome a hitter can achieve at the plate by himself. RBI is strictly context dependent.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

marginally AT BEST. SLG maybe? HR with OUTS is not good.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Tim McCarver?

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about? Sure, he has 16 HR, but his OBP is .314. That’s bad. Out maker.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dream taker.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you mess around with me.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, for whatever reason I read “HR with OUTS” as being “hitting home runs when there are already outs is no good because it kills rallies and you can’t win the World Series if you kill rallies and stuff like that.”

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my apologies.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Home runs are like strikeouts. Takes out the chance of BABIP.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

lols aside, 16 home runs being second on the team is kinda sad.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right? Also, having a lot of home runs on a team that doesn’t hit a lot of home runs doesn’t make Guillen good.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

THEY ARE GOING TO ADD THOSE 16 HR AND 62 RBI TO THE ONES WE ALREADY HAVE SUDDENLY OUR OFFENS RULES

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

They will retroactively win a bunch of games they thought they lost!

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

So we get what 3 HRs

and a .220 BA.

Mark it down, he’ll have more DPs then HRs.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s sad that I don’t even want Guillen to be good.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's K as in Contract

not K as in Strikeout

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 13, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then maybe don’t use “K” to say contract. I’ve never understood that one.

by kaliber on Aug 13, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though they’re not similar players, I think his time as a Giant will be reminiscent of Alex Sanchez.

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping for the same as well. Hopefully not 2003 Eric Young.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

16 HR,62 RBI puts him 2nd and 3rd on team, respectively, right now.

I hate this shit. It’s wrong. 0 HR and 0 RBIs put him last on the team respectively right now. He hasn’t hit anything for the Giants.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

seriously

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is beyond stupid

My god. It burns.

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by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know that a lot of people are resistant to sabermetrics

but can they at least realize how these stats are not useful in evaluating a player??

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt Murph is even resistant. He probably has no clue they even exist.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There are people who are interested in RUNS THAT ACTUALLY SCORED and people who are interested in HOW RUNS ACTUALLY GET SCORED.

Most people seem to be in the first group, and they only rarely ever understand the second group.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Typically people with little time to think about how runs get scored.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or little interest.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough to the casual fan

but not when its your JOB to be ANALYZING the game.

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a large portion of the first group who simply aren’t interested enough in the functions of the game to invest in figuring it out, and that’s fine. There is also a large and very loud minority who simply don’t understand that a process has any value and won’t no matter how much you try to explain it. For them, actual results that already happened justify whatever process brings them. And you can’t change their minds.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually don’t care, except I hate when members of both groups are like, “and no one else should care or talk about it either!”

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

MY POKEMONZ

LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

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by RDreamer on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

For a team or an individual?

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by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well generally

if my team scores more runs then your team I win. So scoring and driving in runs matters. No?

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the point is that the total number of runs a team scores is not a useful number. A team that scores a lot of runs but gives up even more is a bad team.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares, howtheyscored?

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by goGSW24 on Aug 13, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

They aren't mutually exclusive

Both are tools. HR;‘s and RBI’s arent the be all end all. But they aren’t irrelevant either.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

His AB/HR puts him tied for fourth on the team with Uribe (and slightly ahead of Whiteside/Bowker/Rowand)

And I doubt that ratio’s getting better in this park, in this division, against the type of pitching he’s going to be seeing.

I just don’t see how this is really a huge increase in power over what we already had.

by otis29 on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, it puts him last on the team because he has 0 home runs in 0 at bats. Fuck.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck. My brother is talking to me about Jose Guillen’s RBIs.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

My dad just called

and was talking about how it’s a great day to be a Giants fan. At least he did on voice mail. I didn’t pick up the phone

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

now you can save the voicemail for posterity

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by calpolynate on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

My brother actually hates Guillen, to his credit. It’s just unfortunate that the one thing that lets him rationalize the move in any way is RBIs.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad sounded positively giddy

it’s sad:(. Whenever I try to get into an intelligent baseball discussion, he always makes fun of stats. it pisses me off.

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

My brother isn’t too bad with stats in general. He likes average, but he understands the value of OBP. He understand BABIP, though I don’t know how he values it. He just also thinks that there is an intrinsic ability that allows certain players to wait to get hits until guys are on base. So it’s a give and take with him.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad is awful

he loves RBIs. Whenever I try to bring FIP or BABIP or any other stat into it, he says BABIP like a word in this outrageous tone and then the conversation pretty much ends. My brother is much better. I was able to convince him that RBIs are useless.

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad is the same, except he throws in, “I coached baseball for many years, so I know my stuff!” Hasn’t coached in probably 25 years, and did it at the high school level. Lame.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s useless arguing. I love my dad, but it’s annoying

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Understanding BABIP shows promise though.

I have a friend I occasionally talk baseball with who wouldn’t understand BABIP if I explained it to him every day for a year.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 13, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad certainly doesn't understand it

No matter how many times I try and explain it.

Also, get better friends

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The weird thing about BABIP is that it’s so easy to understand. “So, you know when a guy hits a ball right on the nose and it just happens to find a glove by bad luck? Yeah, BABIP tells you how much that’s been happening.”

It’s so fucking easy!

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how much people will just be convinced by the talking heads.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word

" An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation "
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by nvsfg on Aug 13, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you kick him in the balls?

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. I’ve told him before that I don’t care about RBIs and I’ve explained why. When he said it to me, I just said “I don’t care.”

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

pfft

being rational sucks.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well it's a done deal, so no use crying over spilled milk

Vent for a day, and let’s hope he goes BABIP on the NL for a few weeks. If anything, our Bench is still a little bit stronger now than it was yesterday with Ishikawa and coming off the Bench instead of Burriss.

I am going to try to stay positive, because I just cannot deal with the alternative.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

and pray for health for the middle infield

‘cause it won’t be pretty otherwise, and this isn’t exactly the series we’d like to find out just how not pretty it is.

by sayheybk on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy has already said

that he is going to start. while I completely agree with you, its hard to ignore those alternatives.

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

/hugs

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

CALM DOWN

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 13, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

could be worse

could have been posednik

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by operation carrot on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Podsednik is a better player then Guillen.

at least Podsenik has been hitting this year, or decade.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

podsednik would have been better assuming both are starters.
but as a bench player i like guillens bat more
although pods has the speed for pinch running and d.
actually i think i would prefer pods upon further reflection

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by operation carrot on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

But,

They are both starters.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

im still really really hoping that guillen isnt a starter and those tweets were a mistake or something

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by operation carrot on Aug 13, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

But,

They quoted Bochy.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT DID BOCHY SAY?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW HOT IS IT?
Bruce Bochy confirms Guillen will be the everyday RF and Aubrey Huff will play 1b. #sfgiants

So not direct quote, but saying it came from him.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck everything.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you were seriously asking?

I thought you were busting my chops

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I got to this thread late and only started reading the new comments. Shit hell.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

carry on then.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it all. This team has actually been FUN for me to watch, too. This is going to fuck with that. It has already fucked with that. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

This really has been one of the most fun to watch teams I can recall. Anything that messes with that will just upset me more.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

could be worse

could have been posednik DYE

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by capn on Aug 13, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

Meet our new everyday right fielder!

by Fire Sabean on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Hey you are getting better

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by say hey nation on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

@SavvySabes If we can survive Guillen, we can survive the playoff race. BS

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit A -- TOENAIL

From the Yahoo Article.

He was out for weeks after a knee injury sustained while he was putting on a shin guard and missed several days of 2009 spring training after deciding to rip out an ingrown toenail with a pair of pliers.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

jesus fucking christ.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh boy

he sounds not bright

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by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone not on the 25 man.

Probably low level player because they are paying us to take him.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me feel a little better.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 13, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully it’s for Jackson.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it’s someone inconsequential. If it’s someone I remotely care about I’m gonna burn shit down.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

love these.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody understands what Uribe says

Nobody. Not even Pablo.

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Rec'd

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAI GUYS

At least it wasn’t Jeff Francouer. AMIRITE?!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

i would've preferred Francouer

He can play D. That said, I would’ve been filled with rage had we acquired him to start in RF as well, because Nate is better than him.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate's better than Guillen too

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

wat

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

UZR numbers

Burrell, LF: -7.6 runs UZR/150
Rowand, CF: +7.6 runs UZR/150
Guillen, RF: -4.2 runs UZR/150

lol

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by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

so what your saying is...

guillen is solely responsible for costing us 4.2 runs?

by ir1shgiant on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

over the course of 150 games he would. I don’t know what the exact figures are for how many games we have left. Though he will be worse because RF in AT&T is tough, and he’s getting older

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is truly awful

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT GUYZ HES CLUTCH

LOOK AT HIS POST SEASON STATZ

.455/.571/545

MONEY DOWN THE STRECH

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by calpolynate on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

nERDS

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

As far as small sample sizes go, that’s a pretty good small sample size.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

not a Shortstop

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 13, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean feels invincible after signing Huff and Burrell.

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

He believes he's Midas

Sabean: Susan, find me more washed-up former decent bats. I can’t lose!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Susan: Mr. Sabean, I’ve found what you’re looking for. Here’s the address.
Sabean: That’s great, Susan. But where are my keys!?

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

The address is for Gambler’s Anonymous.

by maysian on Aug 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Susan: Mr. Sabean, it’s an email address you don’t need keys to get there.
Sabean: Does this have something to do with those fancy stats you’re always blabbering about.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT A

HAY GAYS WHATS GOIN ON IN HERE

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by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Nothing

talking about the new Futurama from last night.

Been real quiet in the baseball world

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked last night’s episode! I think it was the best new one yet!

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did love the robot planet

And they did not make any fundamental changes to a character to satisfy one episode’s plot this time.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It felt like they were actually using the science fiction aspect of the show to look at something larger in a more or less well-reasoned way. Which is 100 times better than laughing about iPhones.

Frankly, it reminded me of the Bender meets God episode, except without any of the heart.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was really cool

Plus there were some really great designs in there of the robot dinosaurs and the trilobots.

I also like the “evolution of robot” painting that had Bender’s spring with googly eyes and R2-D2 on it.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched “The Late Phillip J Fry” right after it and I thought that one was a little better, but at least they were both decent.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Gayen

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we’ve cracked the list of Top Ten McC Freakouts yet.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

The irony of this all is

If we wanted a big bat (DH), who along with terrible defense, is also a clubhouse cancer, we should have just signed Lamar.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Odom?

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about Lavar Arrington?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 13, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joey Harrington was not very good

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!

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by j14 on Aug 13, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joey Heatherton was

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me – have you ever tried the super falafel at the Sunrise Deli on 2nd st.? Yum.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Headly.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

God, I wish!

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 13, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've beat you before and I'll beat you again

Adopted Son: Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Aug 13, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Joe Mauer is from Minnesota. My adopted son, RHP Steve Edlefsen, is from Minnesota. Joe Mauer is very good at baseball. Call up Steve Edlefsen, Giants! Science™ is begging you.

by goGSW24 on Aug 13, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahahahahahaha. Awesome!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 13, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzing

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by GiantBrass on Aug 13, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought I’d say this, but I really hope we start Burrell – Rowand – Torres.

With Guillen, Ishi, and whoever isn’t playing 2b on the bench, it doesn’t look as bad.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

if the move leaves you hoping for a rowand start

than it was a bad move

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by operation carrot on Aug 13, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is dumb

Next person to call Guillen a “Big Bat” gets a smack in the face

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

JOSE GUILLEN IS A BIG BAT

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

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by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOO! DAMN YOU EMMY NOMINATED OLD SPICE GUY

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a man crush on him.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did he just shake hands with Huff?

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the right fielder our right fielder could smell like.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

BARON!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Baron, ready to say good-bye to Burriss?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I braced myself for Burriss and/or Adrianza for Bautista. We might get the same with this.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god, if it’s Adrianza I will conduct a brief affair with a flight of stairs.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

As will I. I’m still meh on Adrianza, but he’s worth more than Guillen.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dr B is that you?

Did anyone see that he has a blog? LOL. Maybe he has a stats corner where he adds up runs and RBI to rate players.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder which one of your beloved prospects will now be in the KC org.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

My brother woke me up to tell me about the deal. I don’t really get this or the Fontenot deal. I’m kinda okay with Fontenot, if he was playing. It’s just more of the same with Sabean, acquisition without actually doing a damn thing with the acquisitions. Maybe we are actually playing Pokemon here.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was not upset about Fontenot

more irked by the continued policy of “move for the sake of making a move”, but this has made me forget about the Fontenot deal.

Literally, I forgot we had him earlier in the thread.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The difference is that Fontenot is a decent baseball player.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Losing Evan Crawford for Fontenot wasn’t a bad move, in my mind. But he’s not doing anything. Why trade for a guy, who can contribute, and not have him play?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t expect Sabean to deviate from the events of the last few days at all.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, let's be fair...

Sabean doesn’t make the lineups.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

true

But he’s the one who delivered Fontenot to us.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised by the amount of optimism I’ve seen for Fontenot around here.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that it’s optimism for Fontenot so much as “oh, this actually makes the team slightly better.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe one of those “in a vacuum” things? If they wanted a lefty who can hit why not just play Bowker?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they traded him.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And anyway, it seemed like Fontenot was more of a response to Sanchez being so bad and Renteria hitting the DL again than it was to any sort of “ohweneedalefty” mentality.

When you have to resort to calling up Burriss, then it’s time to trade for Fontenot.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’m too in love with our youngsters but if it was a lefty bat they needed then they never should have traded Bowker. If it’s a middle infielder they needed then why not give Downs a shot?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Fontenot trade

Mostly because I want there to be a Freddy Sanchez/Fontenot platoon at 2B.

I was shocked when I went to look at Freddy’s career splits. He is turrrrrible against RHP, and Fontenot isn’t.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with it, like I said. But when’s he gonna play?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I want him to be the everyday 2B against righties, but it doesn’t seem like that’ll happen. It looks like he’s gonna be spot starter/lefty off the bench.

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Fontenot sorta makes sense. We needed an infielder, and he’s OK. Getting Guillen makes none sense.

by Natto on Aug 13, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Guillen trade would be similar to Fontenot if, for example, Nate had recently gone on the DL.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And it appears, for the SSS, that Fontenot will be used correctly. Utility BACKUP and PH.

I have no such faith for Guillen

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baron's back!

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My Son

by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

BVCE!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT

cool infographic on the Old Spice campaign

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/065/441/original/kym-old-spice-infographic_large.jpg

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by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant doesn’t understand hastags

mccoveychron
  
Jose Guillen is Aaron Rowand with 100 more AB, six more home runs, and horrible defense. BUT SIX MORE HOME RUNS! #the*royals*didntwanthim

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

He does.

Grant is a master of the rules, hence, he can break them for added effect. In this case, Jose Guillen is so bad that simply commenting on the subject BREAKS TWITTER

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wreck'd

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I hardly even know her.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm legitimately scared of what will happen when bondslegend gets here

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by GiantPain on Aug 13, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

He’s probably out rioting

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you know where, let me know

I’d like to join him.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

does guillen still have a cannon for an arm, or has that been gone for awhile

by panda revival on Aug 13, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

He's still very good

at preventing inside-the-park home runs. He will not have it. 3 bases, tops.

Of course, now he has to deal with 421, so all bets are off.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I understand, Guillen was blocking a solid younger player, so I can’t imagine Sabez gave up anything notable for him.

Well, I can imagine it actually, but you know what I’m saying.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s a PTBNL because it hasn’t been a year since Belt signed.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

/nervous laugh

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I understand, Guillen was blocking a solid younger player

Since Guillen was cut, your Royals right fielder has been: mostly Willie Bloomquist. Solid and younger as opposed to air and dirt, I grant you.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

blocked by solid.

Sounds about right.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 13, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Vuvuzela!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish Fred wasn’t a homophobic jerk.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? doesnt sound right

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's right

subjunctive mood.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

English as a language sucks

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

But as a dessert topping, it rocks.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s also very useful while playing pool.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

CB30

The subjunctive is much much more commonly employed as a separate conjugated form in many other languages. It is a staple in all the Romance languages, eg. Spanish, French, etc. Learning subjunctive applications is one of the great challenges of mastering those languages. It doesn’t come natural to a speaker of American English.

Essentially, you use the subjunctive form of the verb if you are describing a condition contrary to fact or making a suggestion. “If I were a rich man” (you’re not rich), “It’s important that you be patient” (you’re not being patient), “I recommended that Panda run five a day,” (just a suggestion). Note that the subjunctive verb is always in the subordinate clause and is responding to circumstance of the main clause.

It’s a remnant from an earlier time, like ‘whom’, but the rule is still on the books. Most native speakers get by just fine without it.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 13, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t speak Spanish.

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 13, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly.

The subjunctive can be expressed in two ways, an older and a newer (as is the case with many things in English). The older is the morphological form—changes in the verb—such as “If he be the one”; the newer makes use of auxiliaries, such as should or would. The older form is still eloquent-sounding, in good part because it is widely prevalent in texts respected for their sonority, such as the King James Bible; but as a practical tool for expressing what the subjunctive conveys, it is quite weak compared to the flexibility and power that the newer modes, using auxiliary verbs, provide.

So most native speakers get along just fine without using the older forms, true; but they use, fluently and fluidly (and, I daresay, often without conscious recognition), the modern auxiliary forms.

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by owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which other do you prefer?

Finnish has 17 cases.

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by owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t implies that he no longer is.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 13, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait… I did something wrong in my brain. Ignore that.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap. Did you miss all of that?

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been living under a rock this summer. Spill.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry should tell this

she tells it better.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

But jporny makes it all better.

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

San Francisco fans hate LEwis because they’re gay.

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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some time after her was traded to Toronoto (dates are a bit fuzzy) he apparently decided to respond on his FB to all the Giants “fans” that had been hating on him while we was here with SF. His method of choice? “Roll call for all the FAGS out there.”

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am literally disappoint.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad now that I ever defended him as a player. There are other people out there worth defending who manage not to use such a disgusting word in such a disgusting manner.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was a good person on top of being a good player. Now I see he is neither, and really a myopic asshole.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong, but as a highly Christian young man from Mississippi, I think he is basically a good person who is in need of some severe enlightenment…

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Homophobia is one of my hot buttons. I get really bellicose when someone starts on that.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah “buttons” are cool

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by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Is” is much cooler.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

This, pending my determining the meaning of the word “bellicose”

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT BUTTONS!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

We always do

And he rarely disappoints

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by tobias on Aug 13, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update

I have looked up bellicose and I am now in complete agreement with Baron. I hereby reaffirm my “This” from before.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can totally understand that and I’m not justifying his homophobia… just saying that being raised in rural Mississippi is a distinct disadvantage in that regard.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is literally more interesting.

Literally!

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know just the guy for him.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

GRM!

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by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Dude’s hitting .255/.314/.429.

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by GrooveGiant on Aug 13, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

He’d have the second most homers on the Giants, nerd!

by Natto on Aug 13, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Grant

His writeup last night about how the Giants won due to patient players taking walks prompted this.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You make an excellent point

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by groug on Aug 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Usually there is a little mystery and excitement to see how a player will do when he just joins the Giants. Nothing here

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by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something along the line of his numbers from the last couple years

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by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh he’s going to do, all right. just you watch.

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by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT YOU FORGOT AL-NL TRANSLATION:

AL: .255/.314/.429
NL: .378/.523/.689

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by deuce deuce on Aug 13, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if this was already mentioned up thread, but

Jeff Fletcher of AOL fanhouse is reporting that Bork is making Guillen the starting RF and moving Huff to 1B…..fuckity, fuck, fuck. http://twitter.com/JeffFletcherAOL/status/21080735216

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to freakout circa 45 minutes ago.

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by deuce deuce on Aug 13, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

MCC is cyclical

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn work

Is getting in the way of my being pissed off about what an idiot Sabean is.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, I’m late to the party as well. I was gonna suggest we have a group hug with Lars.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to call “no propelling” before you do that.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

er, “propellering”

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

Weren’t we all assuming that was the case?

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by groug on Aug 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't something like 25 other teams pass on this guy?

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

He wasnt on waivers. Just DFA

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by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where there are water buffalos...

there are bound to be buffalo chips…

by mlb22 on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I dub this thread the 'Great Jose Guillen Freakout of 2010'

I also love the fact that his has 1,200 comments in it.

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by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL BAGGS

One other new thought on Guillen: I’m assuming the Giants see him as primarily a weapon against left-handed pitching, and don’t forget that the Padres are pitching two lefties in this weekend series. The Giants haven’t touched Clayton Richard or Wade LeBlanc this season, and Bochy has mentioned on more than one occasion that the Giants just need to figure out how to score on this unsexy but effective Padres staff. So there’s no coincidence at the timing here. Guillen is a right-handed bat acquired to give the Giants a new option against the Padres’ lefties.
But, uh, there’s just one problem with all that. Guillen’s platoon splits are almost identical throughout his career (.270 vs. .271). And he was hitting .217 with one home run in 83 at-bats against left-handers this season (including .188 vs. lefty starters). He also was in a 4-for-48 slide when the Royals DFA’d him.

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice

I give this an A-, only losing points because of the heavy use of batting average in the rationale.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know Guillen is bad when even newspaper-people stats show he looks bad.

by Natto on Aug 13, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I never understood the McC knocks on batting average. I mean, obviously OBP and SLG are huge factors of consideration as well, but average certainly isn’t anything near a useless stat. Hits are better than walks. Not saying a player shouldn’t walk, but I’d rather have a .300/.330 hitter than a .280/.350, or something like that.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 13, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t.

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by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

SLG

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by calpolynate on Aug 13, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to ask, “How is a single better than a walk?” but then I realized that the probable response would involve a single is better because sometimes there are runners in scoring position and putting a ball in play will score a guy from 2nd or 3rd whereas a walk will not. So, I was going to not post a response. Then I realized that the ability to avoid making outs is GREATER than the ability to get base hits.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

the ability to avoid making outs is GREATER than the ability to get base hits.

I think this is debatable. While I agree with you in theory, I think it’s actually a situational thing. Say for example, there are 2 outs and a runner on 2nd. A base hit knocks in the run, and a walk leaves that job to the next guy, who may or may not be more likely to drive that run in. In that scenario, a hit is much, much more valuable than a walk. Thus, batting average actually has a lot of value.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 13, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

…in that one situation. Over a season, the higher OBP player is much better (presuming identical SLG, as they aren’t listed).

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Run expectancy

Runner on 2nd, two out: 0.344
Runners on first and second, two out: 0.466
That walk increases the chances of the team scoring a run. So unless the pitcher is up next, a walk is just fine (it’s almost as much improvement as a runner on first stealing second with two outs).

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But a .300/.330 hitter is more likely to drive in a run in either of those two scenarios than a .280/.350 hitter, isn’t he?

by GrooveGiant on Aug 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if he’s swinging at pitches outside the strike zone.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily. The .350 guy probably has a better idea of what to do at the plate in any scenario.

by Natto on Aug 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess it just seems very debatable to me.

I just have a hard time getting over the fact that a hit puts pressure on the defense, allows a runner to move from 1st-3rd or 2nd-home, etc. To me that seems like it would be worth a certain amount of OBP, even if it’s minimal.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL nerds

if the runner at 2B is slow, the pitcher will go after the guy less likely to deliver a long hit

if the runner at 2B is fast, the pitcher will go after the guy less likely to ground a single

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this argument because while it sounds good, it doesn’t bear out in the numbers.

Take the guy that walks.

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by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this so hard

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by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What has value . . .

. . . is what a player does, which is separate from the metrics we use to describe what he has done.

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by owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, obviously, the organization knows something about Guillen that the rest of Baseball and all of the SABR community don’t.

by Every6thDay on Aug 13, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL "unsexy"

Also Fuck you, Brian Sabean.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Oh so fucking this.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate hits lefties well…

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by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

UNPOSSIBLE

For he is a left handed hitter.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow thats a lot of comments

has this been mentioned?

juan uribe: .258/.321/.446 15 HR 64 RBI

jose guillen: .255/.314/.429 16 HR 62 RBI

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 13, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

MUST HACK AT SLOP

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 13, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nightly.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be fine if Guillen could play SS, 3B and 2B well.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or cute and willing to take long walks on the beach.

by FireBrianSabean on Aug 13, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t play SS.

by speckops on Aug 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not been mentioned

But we do not stick Uribe in RF

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

im not saying i LIKE the move

im just saying its not all doom and gloom

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 13, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

agreed

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather cower thank you.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

what

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

link?

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Maiocco Twittered it: http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Last-years-3rd-round-pick-retires-on-49ers.html

What the hell is this?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bay Area Sports...

Torture

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by Giant Torture on Aug 13, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey at least the Raiders beat the fucking Cowboys

rejoice!

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by RDreamer on Aug 13, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Papa was stoked.

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by Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOT! I made the break room watch the game replay at lunch.

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It could be worse

It could be Crabtree retiring

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by RDreamer on Aug 13, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

my guess:

both

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by RDreamer on Aug 13, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

can this day get worse

by chenster on Aug 13, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

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by RDreamer on Aug 13, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

wish blount would have stayed now

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by operation carrot on Aug 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaaat?

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Aug 13, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the 2nd string HB position battle is over.

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by Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wuh? How old is he?

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was drafted last year

So he’s like 23 or 24

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by RDreamer on Aug 13, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just fucking bizarre.

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by groug on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not like he was the future or anything.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

RETURN TO US, KORY SHEETS

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by groug on Aug 13, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where I’m from, that’s called “quitting your job.”

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he wants to play for another team. Anyone know the rules behind that?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask Ricky Williams

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by RDreamer on Aug 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Junior Seau do that to the Chargers and then go play with the Patriots?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like you at all

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

NO U!

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE WERE BROTHERS!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

/looks at watch

“I’m never gonna catch that 8:30 show if I stay here forever making sure this son of a bitch dies.”

/leaves

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PLOT HOLES

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/runs away crying

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

/unfollows Lars

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE IS THE LOVE?

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The love?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been completed.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't this the kind of deal

that Agent Ned was supposed to prevent? Have we no safety margin anymore?

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

We had no safety margin ever. Sabean does was he wants. We are all powerless to prevent it.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

I don’t like the way this day going so far. Jonathan better fuck some shit up tonight.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAI GAIZ!

Wow this thread has blown up over lunch. Did we swoop on the outfielder that is going to carry us to the playoffs or something?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t even talk about lunch.

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by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ham sandwich, minestrone soup, diet coke. Snickers.

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

As with buying a handgun

Royals Review has a waiting period before posting is allowed.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 13, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

A lot of SBN sites do that. I don’t remember if there’s one here.

by Natto on Aug 13, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

there used to not be one but i think we added one after some trolling

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by operation carrot on Aug 13, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was I think

then Grant let it down from someone, but after that there was an immigration of stupid

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by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually have posted there!

What should I say!

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be nearly as bothered...

…if the Giants were the sort of team that would keep Guillen on a leash thisfuckingshort and would can his useless ass at the first sign of sustained suckiness or bitchiness.

But no – Bochyhead will “Vinny Castilla” this situation right into the ground.

So, after all of the masterful picthing, the incredible resurgence of Huff and Burrell, the out-of-nowhere emergence of Torres, the long-overdue dispatching of Molina…Sabean throws the Guillen-turd right into the fucking punch bowl.

BTW, my Firefox auto-spellchecker did NOT tag Guillen-turd as misspelled. So there.

by younghutch on Aug 13, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

You'd think there was a meteor falling on the ballpark....

Well, the power did go out down here at 10:30, but still, I mean that’s not a sign.

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I have a baaaad feeling about this

The timing is so bad, too. I dunno. I’m kind of shocked as I can’t see any logical reason for this pick up. I know Sabean forgets that players age, but yeah wow just wow.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

From Rosenthal
#Royals getting PTBN for Guillen and including cash in deal. Possible PTBN is major leaguer who needs to clear waivers. #SFGiants #MLB

WHO IS RIGHT? TWIT WAR

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

So is it Ishikawa or Schierholtz?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep. probably Nate

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by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

FOR FUCK’S SAKE

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rules prevent a PTBNL from being on the 25 man roster. Not Nate or Ishikawa.

by zuma420 on Aug 13, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then that tweet makes no sense at all

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by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE SAID POSSIBLY! HE CAN SAY ANYTHING HE WANTS WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT IT’S ACCURACY WHATSOEVER

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, the PTBNL is POSSIBLY Posey or Lincecum, then, AMIRITE?

by zuma420 on Aug 13, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willis?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Matt Cain.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez. I’m only half joking.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno if Nate would clear waivers

Ishi might.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This can’t be right….please

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Aug 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo. But only accidentally.

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by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Freak Out

I go to dinner and come back to a new fanshot and 1422 comments!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I havent even had breakfast yet!

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by CB30 on Aug 13, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FresnoGrizzlies
  
Happy Friday the 13th! Join your 1st place Grizzlies tonight for a tribute to all things Triskaidekaphobic, plus Friday Night Fireworks

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by slurpster03 on Aug 13, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Guillen will be MC

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murph: assigns Guillen #13.
Me: becomes Triskaidekaphobic

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other news

Chris Dominguez was named as the best power hitter in the SAL, and best defensive 3rd baseman.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

best defensive 3rd baseman.

So that’s either a sad indictment on the state of third base defense in the SAL, or just to see if you’re paying attention.

by kaliber on Aug 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Hasn’t Dominguez made like eleventy-six errors or so this season?

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL McCoven groupthink

I fail to see how this is such a the-world-is-ending, horrible deal that will kill our men and rape our women. My reaction: meh. Bochy could fuck it up by playing him in right every fucking single day, but he hasn’t done that yet. His stats have indicated that his hitting still has a teensy bit of value, and I don’t see him staying for longer than this year (without looking up his contract status). Meh. Assuming the PTBNL is just a lower-minors scrub, of course.

Now Glen Coffee retiring? That’s a huge disappointment.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Coffee was barely mediocre.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 13, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, WHAT? How the hell is that happening?

by zuma420 on Aug 13, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the rest of the season? Where’d you see that?

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, Twitter

The source of all reputable news in today’s world.

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TEH INTERNETZ: if you're wondering whether it's worth it, it's not worth it.

by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Jeff Fletcher normally not a reliable source of information?

Or are you anti-twitter across the board?

The fact that he says “Bruce Bochy confirms” takes a bit of the speculation out of it.

by otis29 on Aug 13, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It, um, actually is nowadays

Everything gets announced through twitter, but thanks for playing.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilariously

This thread is titled, “Twitter / Ken Rosenthal: Rival executive says Guillen to SF Giants is ‘done.’” Not sure if lurkers could be any more wrong.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seem to have it out for me.

That one twitter post, that says “Guillen will be the everyday RF”. Managers say stuff. Doesn’t mean something will happen between new and then to change Bork’s mind.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I guess you can just go with the “who knows what will happen” with everything to justify any position you want to take. Me? I like to go with most likely scenario.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough.

But I think I’m looking at the same things that’re making you deduce the most likely scenario, and I don’t feel as badly as you do. I guess that’s my fault, or something…..?

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the most likely scenario is that he’s no upgrade and cost something. For me, that’s a terrible move. The only think I’m hoping for now is that he didn’t cost anything worthwhile and he doesn’t completely suck when he plays.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIL COSBY DIED!!???!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree with this

Coffee retiring is disappointing cuz he was a third rounder

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as disappointing as the Niners passing on Desean Jackson for that piece of crap Kentwan Balmer.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get over it, 32 teams passed on Jackson too.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 13, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALM DOWN MAN

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S ONLY A SUGGESTION

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

This board today, seriously.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too. McCloughan was a terrible GM.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That move was made when Nolan was the GM.

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by groug on Aug 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but McCloughan was in charge of scouting, so that’s on him. He’s the one who was in love with Smith.

Nolan wanted to trade down. He was in love with Braylon Edwards.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...that means McCloughan saved us from Edwards

I love Rodgers but Smith >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Edwards

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But in a trade down, who knows if Edwards was still there. Then we probably would have taken Antrel Rolle, which is terrible as well. I’d rather have Smith than both of them, despite how much all 3 suck.

Nolan didn’t want Rodgers because he has a mind of his own.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm disappointed

In the football knowledge on this site or lack thereof.

Aaron Rodgers sat almost three years behind a future HOF’er on a team that had immensely more talent than the 2005 49ers. He would have had the same problems had SF drafted him.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 13, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have had the same problems had SF drafted him.

You have no way of knowing this. Sitting helps QB’s, and that’s what Smith should have done. There is no doubt that Nolan did a shitty job preparing for having a young QB on the roster and forcing him into the lineup so soon, but Rodgers at the end of the day has a lot more talent and natural instincts to play QB in the NFL. And that has nothing to do with the teams they play on.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh yeah there is.

Peyton Manning couldn’t have survived behind that O-line in his first season:

Adam Snyder – rookie
David Bass – rookie
Eric Heitmann
Justin Smiley
Kwame Harris

His receivers consisted of the carcass of Johnnie Morton, Brandon Lloyd and Arnaz Battle and his RB was Kevan Barlow

/shoots self.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manning could have yes. Mostly because he gets rid of the ball on time and can read a defense BEFORE the snap, not to mention afterwords.

Manning just made it to a Super Bowl last year with an Oline full of scrubs.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Jeff Saturday’s a SCRUB?

Tony Ugoh’s a scrub?

Lilja and Diem are pretty good also. You can’t be serious.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 13, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugoh doesn’t even start dude, and yes he’s a scrub.

Saturday isn’t terrible, but he’s not Nick Mangold either. Do you think anybody would even know who the fuck Saturday was if it wasn’t for Manning?

Lilja and Diem are mediocre. Kevin Devan? Charlie Johnson? They are scrubs. So is Mike Pollack.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saturday is a four-time pro-bowler for Christ’s sake. He was mauling people before Nick Mangold was even in the league.

And statistically, the Colts line was #1 in the league last year in sacks allowed (13) and QB hits (44). Pretty hard to imagine “scrubs” could do that. Peyton barely gets touched EVER compared to every other QB in the league.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 13, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Colts line was #1 in the league last year in sacks allowed (13) and QB hits (44). Pretty hard to imagine "scrubs" could do that. Peyton barely gets touched EVER compared to every other QB in the league.

Why do you think this is? Is it because his Oline is good or because maybe Peyton knows what the fuck he’s doing? He pretty much tells everyone on that offense what to do before the ball is even snapped. He’s better at reading the defense then anyone.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a comment about Alex

If you watch Rodgers play in college…you would know that he was the perfect pro quarterback…accurate and good reads. the knock on him was his arm…Rodgers has been literally killed in GB (no o-line and holds the ball a little too long) and still puts up incredible numbers

Smith came out of a gimmicky system that did not translate well to the pros…it took a number of years to get that out of his system and then he got hurt.

BTW: Go to the Niners’ blog…I am an Alex Smith defender

by calbearjd on Aug 13, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hindsight is 20/20.

Rodgers does have better reads and he is an accurate QB and a good one at that. I still am going to maintain that he was going to go through the exact same growing pains as Alex because of the situation he would have been thrown into.

The REAL knock on Rodgers was that he was a Tedford system QB. Alex was more mobile, quicker, better arm and one of the smartest football players to come out of the draft in recent memory.

I just don’t really think there was any other choice to make other than to try and trade out of that pick.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 13, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex was more mobile, quicker, better arm and one of the smartest football players to come out of the draft in recent memory.

No fucking way. Did you watch both play in college?? The only tards who thought this were the people who had never seen both play.

Smith’s arm strength was AVERAGE. Rodgers had a much stronger arm. As for mobility, that is horseshit too. Alex played in a scheme that had designed runs for him as a QB and option reads. Rodgers played in a pro style offense. Both of their NFL Combine numbers were identical, with Rodgers doing slightly better in certain drills that measure quickness and speed. Smith is smart, but so is Rodgers. The Wonderlic doesn’t measure football intelligence. Dan Marino got a 13 for crying out loud.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did watch both play in college, and also read every single scouting report that was on every draft site. Every pundit thought those things.

I never said they SHOULD have drafted him, all I said was that they had absolutely no choice. Rodgers would have turned out the exact same way due to the talent surrounding him, the myriad of OC’s/learning a new system five years in a row and the shitty handling of his first year in the league.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 13, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not every pundit thought that though.

They had a choice. Rodgers was much better, and I’m not saying this in hindsight. The guy carved up USC for crying out loud, when they were the best team in college football. He also carved up Va Tech the year before, which was a very good team, a very good defense with multiple DB’s who were NFL draft picks. Willie Pile, DeAngelo Hall, Jimmy Williams, Eric Green, Vincent Fuller etc.

And it’s not like Rodgers had some stud receivers at Cal. Chase Lyman? Dude would blow out his ACL every year.

There’s no way to know how he would have turned out. Rodgers has more talent and he was more Pro ready, which most likely means he would have handled the adjustment a lot better and seamlessly. Would he have had growing pains? For sure, especially considering the talent of the team at the time. But I think he’d still have turned out to be the stud passer he is now. We’re still waiting for Alex to develop NOW, and it’s been 6 years.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The majority did and that’s the point.

Alex’s pro-day set himself apart. 20+ other teams passed on Rodgers too, a lot of them that NEEDED QB’s.

If Rodgers didn’t have Favre to sit behind for two years, and be put in a stable situation with the same OC since forever, he wouldn’t have turned out the way he did. There’s no doubt in my mind. Alex played well last year, and will continue to improve this year.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 13, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the knock on him really was the stigma of Jeff Tedford QB’s. Rodgers was easily most talented then any of those noodle armed losers that had been in the NFL previously.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy could fuck it up by playing him in right every fucking single day

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy could will fuck it up by playing him in right every fucking single day

There, that’s better. <3

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d just like to hold out some hope that Bochy (or at least Sabean) will sit him if he isn’t contributing. Like, you know, Andres Torres getting more starts in CF than Rowand.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

good post, and rec'd

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by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game. Set. Match.
(and rec’d)

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by bgunn on Aug 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is why I don't post here more often.

“Tepidly dissenting opinion? Then GTFO.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing no one’s holding a gun to your head!

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ciao!

Glad to see you are familiar with the routine.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

I find that dissenting opinions when backed up with some facts and maybe 15 seconds of research are received very well. It’s when fellows like your self stride in to the room armed with nothing but assumptions and hunches and try to be contrarian that you are discarded. You think intelligent people are going to give you a dollar for your ten cent idea?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t need anything for my viewpoint. I’m just surprised that my own opinion, which was not trying to be contrarian, which was merely trying to be neutral, is met with flames. Whatever. Be that way if you want. I don’t think it’s healthy to just assume any sort of disagreement means less because it’s going against the norm. If you don’t think my viewpoint added anything to the discussion, then that’s fine. I prefer it when a discussion has some deliberation to it. I didn’t see much of that with most of the comments in this thread.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drop out the McCoven groupthink horseshit (you had to realize what you were doing there)

And you’d have probably been ok. You started the shit, don’t go crying to mommy when you get shit on back.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

For proving my point for me.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip: Titling your post “LOL McCoven Groupthink” suggests you’re trying to pick a fight.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use your brain

If you hadn’t started your comment with an insult, maybe people wouldn’t have been insulted and attacked you.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only too true, unfortunately.

If you dissent from the established posters, you are wrong. Wish they’d post that at the beginning for the benefit of newcomers.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is such bullshit

Just present well-reasoned thoughts that aren’t easily proven false and you’ll be fine. If there’s any “group-think”, it’s that sometimes there is a correct answer and intelligent people will arrive at that.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that people imagine there to be a gang of “established posters” who decide what’s right and wrong and thereby set the party line. As if we don’t have knock-down drag-outs with one another all the time.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evan, you blithering idiot.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There IS no correct answer

At least not that we can arrive at right now. Call me at the end of the season to say “I told you so” then. This is sports talk, nothing more, nothing less.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The correct answer is that Guillen is a bad baseball player.

If he goes nuts for two months and takes us to the playoffs, that doesn’t make it wrong. It just makes it unexpectedly irrelevant.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh...

I care about results right now. Hopefully Sabes won’t get credit if that happens, because I don’t think Guillen is all that good, but jeez, if he helps us to the playoffs, why not be happy about it?

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will be, if that's what happens

It doesn’t change the fact that it’s a move that doesn’t make sense.

If a friend decides to bet his rent money on 00, I’m going to tell him it’s a dumb idea. If he happens to win, I’m going to tell him that he’s a lucky SOB. And that the next round is on him.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF he does, I will be happy for it then. There is absolutely no reason to look at this trade today and think “this is a good thing.”

Every argument for the guy seems to boil down to “WHAT IF HE HITS LIKE PUJOLS FOR TWO MONTHS WHAT THEN?”

Well, you know what? That will be great. If it happens, I will be fucking thrilled.

Right now, though, it’s a stupid trade without a lot of upside.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF TI HITS LIKE PUJOLS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS

Now he won’t because he’s on the bench and we’ve lost that potential.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now, though, it’s a stupid trade without a lot of upside.

Totally fair. Is there really that much downside, though?

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is some downside

Guillen could make the team worse.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Than who? Schierholtz? Rownads?

If so, looking at their numbers… not by much.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the argument has boiled down to.

Why?
Why not?
Yeah but why?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you consider defense, it gets pretty ugly for Guillen. And at least with TI and Nate you can squint and hope for some upside (unlikely as it is).

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

The numbers aren’t good for Guillen’s defense. I hope there are enough “anecdotal examples” to show Bork that he shouldn’t be playing out there very much. Or wait, do I? That would mean he’d be committing a lot of errors. I don’t like that, either, because it hurts the team. Man, now I’m confused :)

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with Guillen being a pinch hitter, but I just worry he’s going to be entrenched as the everyday RF. To be fair to Bochy, he’s done a better job recently of doling out PT, so there’s hope that if Guillen sucked he’d be benched.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

there ya go

It took a long time for us to more-or-less agree on things, but I’m glad we did.

That wasn’t so hard, was it?

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Thank you so much for reducing our thoughts/arguments/beliefs etc. to the category of “group-think” that’s in NO WAY patronizing.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, for fuck's sake

The “Groupthink” thing was meant tongue-in-cheek. That’s why there was a “LOL” before it.

Well excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. I wasn’t commenting on you groupthink comment. I was comment on mrs. owlcroft’s comment.

2. Don’t ever, EVER, call me princess. I don’t care if you’re joking. You’re out of fucking line.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prussian Creole had to abdicate. It’s a touchy subject.

by kaliber on Aug 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No really. You’re laughing. I’m not laughing. Don’t call me names.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more of you would get that reference

And I was flabbergasted when you (guys) took that seriously. Wow! Sorry Prussian Creole, I didn’t know.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the reference

I will CALM DOWN now

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I didn’t get the reference (I have no idea what cartoon that is) but you apologized, so fine, I’ll move on. But I suggest you remember this next time you disagree with someone and want to voice it. It doesn’t matter if we don’t have the same opinion – feel free to disagree with me all you want – just don’t resort to name calling.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that might make it worse…

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

You try to sound like you don’t want to be hostile, then you resort to name calling. Nice.

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think the ‘LOL MCCoven Groupthink’ header can be fairly classified as tepid?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Because I wasn’t disagreeing with the majority’s opinions of the trade. I was “meh” on it. I interpret that as being neutral. It’s surprising and disturbing to me that a neutral opinion can be so hated because it doesn’t replicate the overwhelming tide of opinions. But go ahead, if it makes you feel better, or if you need to let out some spite. I don’t get why that has to be directed at me, though.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha. It’s funny when people project their emotions on me.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, having just taken the trouble to actually read this subthread, I can say that what you’re seeing as hatred and intolerance is actually mild and genteel disagreement. At least till you started getting snippy.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, man

I don’t really know how you interpreted me getting snippy (especially compared to those who responded to me). It is the internet, after all; there is a gross lack of communicative context.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey cody? is that you?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's

lurkers UNITE UNTIE

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like both of you

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR TWINZ!!! HOW CUTE!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, huh!!!!

I find this all very amusing. That it proves my point is gravy. You all don’t see it that way? Well, obviously not. But this sub-thread has been a kick.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is more my sentiment

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're a basketball player for the warriors?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's "basketball player"

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

ouch, man :)

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reread the question.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine. I'm sorry for using that heading.

I wasn’t being entirely serious. But obviously it was a poor choice of words.

My argument stands, though. My opinion took way more than its fair share of flak, especially for what I expected.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hurt your feelings princess.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're not hurt. My feelings aren't the point anyway; it's the pervasive negative sentiment directed towards dissenting opinion.

My original point was that you can’t disagree with popular opinion here without becoming somewhat of a board-pariah. I didn’t really take offense, but the fact that I was so flamed was indicative of the negativity I often find here that just kind of feeds on itself. It’s as if popular opinion has taken a mind of its own. I wanted to give some perspective to the negativity about the trade (let me reiterate: I’m neutral on it), and failed miserably. Then I wanted to give some perspective about the negativity of reactions to dissenting opinions, but since that was in and of itself a dissenting opinion, I obviously failed again. Miserably. I’m not sure why I expected anything different, in retrospect.

It’s not like I’m blaming anybody individually; this kind of stuff is human nature, and will be heightened by the internet’s limitations on social context (You know, can’t see the face you’re talking to, etc). I would hope we could steer clear of that, but obviously, not. Oh well. It’s not worth trying, probably. Once I lose my interest again in commenting on this site, you will be glad to get rid of me. So it goes.

…Oh, and you will address me as YOUR HIGHNESS, sir!!!

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So very much this… so tired of older = better.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALM DOWN

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if the McCoven already knoes all about the valuing of gamertude, etc. over not making outs

Why is everybody acting like this is such a big deal? This shouldn’t be surprising to anyone. And all of a sudden it becomes a wildly unpopular sentiment to just shrug and move on.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

*knows

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon

This has nothing to do with veteran presence. He isn’t that type of guy. It adds a power bat. I understand he’s not a high OBP guy. But who is he replacing? Ishi and Rowand. The former had his run and is not likely to add much pop from here on out. The latter – the less said he better Nate has simply hit himself out of any real time. And I’m a Nate fan. Your lineup is now:

Torres
Sanchez
Huff
Posey
Burrell
Sandoval
Guillen
Uribe

The bottom three are all low OBP guys. But Sandoval is beginning to hit and Guillen and Uribe have some pop. Again – remember Atlanta. Also- they go into Phllly next week. Power is a premium there.

If they give up anybody significant, then I agree that this is a bad move. If not, its a low risk gamble. He gets out of a bad situation in KC. He wants to prove something has a couple good months – its good.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll start Nate/Rowand/Ishi over Guillen any day of the week

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by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy has already stated that he will RF everyday. So you’re basically making the argument that because he hasn’t actually taken the field yet, we shouldn’t freak out because it hasn’t all been fucked up yet?

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can freak out if you want. But it’s kinda hard to predict exactly what’s going to happen. If he does play in right the rest of the season, then I’d be inclined to agree with you.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glen Coffee wasn’t really all that important to the team. I think the 49ers will somehow manage.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always with raping the women. Blech.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious

The men get no love, forcibly or no.

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by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need you all to close your eyes and imagine something for me, please

I am pulling down my pants and mooning all of you.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t need to close my eyes to see that.

by Natto on Aug 13, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to close my eyes to not see that.

by Unitard on Aug 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can never unsee it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that you peering in my window?

/repositions
/moons

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh so that’s you outside my window right now. I had no idea that you were a homeless black man.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer shelter challenged minority.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars is black?

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my happy place.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Jane Jetson tattoo. I just don’t remember her being that… chesty.

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neal is Real!
Several of the Giants’ prospects with Double-A Richmond have lost luster this season while playing in the cavernous Diamond. That hasn’t happened to OF Thomas Neal, who isn’t posting his gaudy California League numbers from 2009 but is having another good season. He’s hitting .349 so far in August and pounded six doubles during a 12-for-25 (.480) stretch last week, boosting his overall line to .296/.363/.442. Neal, 22, actually has hit lefties (.346) better than righties this season (.280) and profiles as a solid regular rather than as a star, but that’s more than can be said of most of his Flying Squirrels teammates

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His beard is not weird!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then was traded to Kansas City mirite

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by jctGamer on Aug 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have hope that he can be a star!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solid. Regular.

I could use some of that.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Activiaaaaaaaaa!

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT COULD BE AN OLD BOYFRIEND!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Reply fail or reference I don’t understand?

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPAM!

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by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

READ MY CRAPPY BLOG!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 13, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My God relax people

First, you can’t analyze this until you know whom the player to be named later is. Second, remember Atlanta? Third, Nate S. has hit himself out of any playing time. Fourth, Guillen is a threat with the bat. That is an improvement Fifth, this is not going to afect the development of anyone in the minors. This is a low risk deal, assuming they gave up a low prospect (ie Rowhlinger). If Guillen hits he plays, if not he sits or just gets released. He’s an improvement over Rowand. Ishil is not hitting with any pop right now and he’s back to being the main guy off the bench. Burriss will be the one sent down. The hope is you catch lightning in a bottle. He can help.

by lexluth7 on Aug 13, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYONE, IT IS MY PREFERENCE THAT YOU CALM DOWN.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT TELL ME TO RELAX! I’M TOTALLY CALM!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calmer than you dude.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this meme.

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘maymay’

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Aug 13, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is definitely an improvement over Rowand

At least offensively. Defensively? Seems like that will be harder to discern with a month and a half of the season left. So, this.

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by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 13, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't tell people to relax!

They don’t take commands from plebes like you! They’d much rather get all mouth-frothy and spleeny and irrrational.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this yet another example of “not condescending”?

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by kdl on Aug 13, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I was just thinking that.

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 13, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, “spleeny” is a word I truly enjoyed.

by kaliber on Aug 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop telling people not to tell people to relax!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 13, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop telling people to not tell people to not tell people ...

wait. Stop telling people … Hmm. Stop telling …. Give me a few minutes here.

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fourth, Guillen is a threat with the bat.

I used to think so too. I got over it.

by 2X2L on Aug 13, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think I will rec this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen is fucking terrible

Go look at his numbers. HE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND OUR TEAM PROBABLY JUST GOT WORSE.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody said he can hit well.

But he is a threat with a bat. Check out the photo below!

by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

He is a huge threat with a bat. Hopefully he won’t be one to his teammates.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen is not a threat with the bat.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. What does that even mean? He’s a threat with the bat. Who isn’t?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYONE IS A THREAT WITH THE BAT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Marichal is a threat with the bat.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWIE? I AM A THREAT WITH THE BAT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM HANGIN WIT BURREL BEING A THREAT WITH TEH BAT

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, IM A THREAT TO EVERYONE HERE WHO’S BITCHING AT EACHOTHER, hey guyz? I GOT A BAT AND I AINT AFRAID TO USE IT, be nice!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

bat fight!

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Aug 13, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Third, Nate S. has hit himself out of any playing time.

Bowker’d.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Aug 13, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

REMEMBER ATLANTA

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, has an ERA of pi in his last 10 games. Oh yeah, and he strikes 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast. He also joins recently acquired Mike Fontenot in the "Giants who went to LSU" club.

by MadBum on Aug 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I don't get it...

I can’t figure out what you, LurkersUNTIE and calbearjd want us to do. Do you want us all to relax, or do you want us to like this trade? OK, here’s a for instance: Which scenario would be preferable to you…

If we all totally chilled and relaxed while still disliking the trade?

~or~

If we all started liking the trade but completely freaked out anyway?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 13, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Guillen in case we get into a bench-clearing brawl with the Reds or Cardinals...!

Frank Robinson, a manager who actually liked Guillen, claimed he could “blow up in a second.” Since manager Mike Sciosia pissed Jose off during his stint in Anaheim, Guillen has claimed he “wants to kill” all the Angels every time he plays them. He also described Sciosia as being “like a piece of garbage.” Perspective is always good.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Aug 13, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t like it if he’s the one starting them though.

by Natto on Aug 13, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

Scioscia is like a piece of garbage

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww . . . cmon . . .

What’s wrong with Scioscia? He played his career for the Dodgers? He outmanaged Dusty in the 2002 WS? We would be only so lucky to be able to replace Bork with a manager that year-in and year-out gets his teams to overproduce for the talent he has to employ.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Aug 13, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a problem with his stance on the Angels

by dougsaucy on Aug 13, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’ll be arrested for murder and have to go on the IR (incarcerated reserve)

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A? GO GIANTS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat D-YA!!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 13, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

People? CHILL THE @#%@ OUT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM FUCKING CHILLY AS A MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMMIT!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD, IM FUCKING CHILLY TOO AFTER BEING IN APTOS FOR 3 WEEKS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M JUST GOING TO GO AND GET A BLANKET OR SOMETHING NOW

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 13, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

how bout a fire?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about a nice glass of chardone?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't say i'm a big fan of wine, haha, but i'll go with it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither. I’ll have a jack ’n coke please.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, now that? i'll have

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEAL WITH IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 13, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can do whatever you want.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT TELL M....

oh ok.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 13, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

I have about the same level of negative feelings about this deal as I did positive ones about the Fontenot trade.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Aug 13, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping...

this wouldn’t happen for weeks and weeks, hoping that someone wouldn’t give in, but finally, the wall broke…and I made my first post on this site.

by garbanzo24 on Aug 13, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FRIDAY THE 13TH

Welcome.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 13, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just woke up on my porch really hungover, came in and checked this site.

I can’t stop thinking: What is worse?

by aaroncallagher on Aug 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What sold Sabes...

He was out for weeks after a knee injury sustained while he was putting on a shin guard and missed several days of spring training in 2009 after deciding to rip out an ingrown toenail with a pair of pliers.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 13, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Dang it.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Aug 13, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Here’s what it looks like: Guillen will be pretty much the everyday right fielder. That means Huff returns to first, and Ishikawa to the bench. Whether Guillen’s glove in right is better, worse, or the same as Huff’s I don’t know, but I can’t see the difference being huge no matter which way. So what it comes down to is Guillen instead of either Ishikawa or Schierholtz in the lineup. (And depending on how they juggle, they may even platoon Guillen and Schierholtz).

Is Guillen a better or worse bat than Ishikawa? That’s about what it boils down to. On a career basis, no—but it’s not a runaway. In 2009, when ishikawa had the largest, by far, percentage playing time of his career, his TOP was a dreadful (for a corner guy) 726, which is middle-infielder level; thus, his career total is a crummy 762. But looking at the other years, Ishikawa looks like a guy who could put up something in the low 800s, which is just about what he’s at now—and that probably (I’m too lazy to look) reflects heavy platooning, too. Guillen’s career total is 780, so already we see it’s close. But also, Guillen is said to have had injury problems on and off through his KC career. It thus may not be coincidental that his last good season was 2007 (TOP 925), the last year before he hit KC.

Over his career, Guillen has been spotty, with unusually divergent highs and lows. If we compare his last good season, 2007, with his 2010 to date, we see: 2010 power factor better (1.68 vs 1.59); walks rates identical (6.2%); and hits rate—H/PA—rather lower in 2010 (.231 vs .261). But we also see a 2007 BABIP of .326 vs a 2010 BABIP of .282, and a career BABIP of .298 (about average).

My summing up is that if it is indeed Guillen’s bat for Ishikawa’s bat, it’s at worst a push, with a not-impossible chance at some upside, especially if the “new team, in contention” syndrome takes hold. It does not, on the record, look like a disaster.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What of it?

I freely admit I haven’t looked up the numbers (in which I have limited faith anyway), but is Guillen so different in RF compared to Huff? And is Huff at 1B so very different from ishikawa? Much was made pre-season about Huff’s hideous defense at first, but it has been anything but. So I am unsure where any huge differential might come from. Not saying dogmatically that there isn’t, just saying I, for one, do not see it.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

-10 for TI to Huff at 1B

If Guillen and TI are close offensively, the defense kills any upgrade.

by marcello on Aug 13, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

You can’t insert Guillen anywhere in the lineup and make the team better.

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This leaves out the part where Ishikawa is much better defensively at first base than Huff.

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not Guillen vs. Ishikawa, it’s Guillen vs. Rowand.

Torres and Burrell are ensconced in the outfield; any time they want to move Huff back to first they can do so, by making Rowand a starter again. Rowand is a very similar hitter to Guillen, and an immensely better fielder.

An informal Rowand/Ishikawa platoon would probably be best, with Huff moving back and forth between first base and RF.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand never plays anything but CF.

That’s just how it is.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter, as far as who’s in the lineup.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, my error.

I was in a hurry (anniversary dinner hitting the table). Yes, Guillen could also be seen as a trade-off for Rowand, as well as for Ishikawa. So how does Guillen’s offense compare with Rowand’s?

My take is that it is much as with ishikawa’s offense: at worst a push. On a sheer career basis, Rowand looks better, but that it seriously affected by the years in Philadelphia’s parks. Meanwhile Guillen has injury years on his record. I’d say the chance for upside—sheerly on offense, for the moment—lies with Guillen, small as that chance is.

On defense, how does Torres-CF and Guillen-RF compare with Rowand-CF and Torres-RF? Sure, the latter is better; but I’m not convinced it is so drastically better, that’s all.

I’m not saying Guillen is a definite improvement or anything like that, because he isn’t: I’m saying he is not a disastrous step backward, is probably a push, and might with luck be a small improvement.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 14, 2010 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even then

Do you seriously think an outfield of Burrell-Torres-Huff is defensively as good as Burrell-Rowand-Torres? (Even if the latter would be better with Rowand and Torres flipped.)

by taliesin on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

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