Post-game thread: Giants, Burrell beat Cubs
It's easy to ignore the human side of baseball when you're a nerd like me. Player X has a BABIP of .423, which means his BA/OBP/SLG will slide when regression drunkenly hits on the mean, so, duh, the Giants should acquire him.
But when a player struggles as badly as Pat Burrell did in Tampa, it's hard to know what's really going on. Burrell was a lifelong Phillie, he wins a World Series, and then the next thing he knows, he's DH'ing under a gross dome. He doesn't know anyone. The fans don't know him, and he starts to slump. And he slumps. And he slumps some more. The seasons is lost, but that's okay because the next season is just around the corner. And he starts the season with another slump. Yeesh.
Some players curl into a ball and retire. Burrell got lucky and got to go to his hometown team. And for the free the Giants are paying him, he just might be the best acquisition of the year, non-Huff division.
So here's to Burrell. Keep feeling comfortable. Say "hella" when you feel like it and listen to some Death Angel. You're home now. And if you can keep hitting those eighth inning go-ahead home runs, that'd be just swell.
It wasn't a game the Giants had to win, but it wasn't not a game they couldn't win.
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Good game team
Also, I think we need to phase out the use of hella
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
It’s happening naturally
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if you’re me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hella not.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hella no!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Im from northern california and I dont really like it. I used to say it but I dont anymore. Probably because I went to a more southern school
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
I got “What’s hella?”
Oh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I got my friend in Australia to use it once. She got weird looks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I just don’t understand why it would bother anyone more than something like ain’t.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesnt bother me, I just dont really like it
I dont like “aint” either
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Or WICKED
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Wicked kind of bothers me. It accounts for the one part of The Incredibles when I actually cringe.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember hearing it in Finding Nemo...
Where do they say it in The Incredibles??
I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general
by short_shifter on Aug 11, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s at the end, I think. The little kid on the tricycle yells “THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED”.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
After the plane crashes into the house.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It must be one of Pixar's recurring themes then...
I’m assuming someone who works at the studio is from Boston
I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general
by short_shifter on Aug 11, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hella ain’t a word. Even as I type this Firefox confirms it by putting the little red squiggly underneath ‘hella’ but not ’ain’t’.
SCIENCE
I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.
I use it hella much
So now I’ll use it hella less
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
And there's a Cal scientist team
That is petitioning for ‘hella’ to be a a very large number. It’s on the Faceyspaces.
Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.
that’s hella cool
Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.
by cybermaldonado on Aug 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s 400 Hellacools.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand metric.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought it was UC Davis? GO AGGIES! i reps em hella hard
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
by MetalFaceDoom on Aug 12, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
wooo!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Nah.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I hella say hella
and it’s hella ok.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s no hella problem with that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly
/hella
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
we hella need to phase that shit out
i mean slightweight, cause some fools be gettin hyphy
Totes. I’m outie. Lates.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I think saying hella might be just about the same as identifying yourself by an area code.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You're just saying that b/c kdl referred to the 209 downthread, aren't you?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Lars is completely controlled by me!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
THESE ARE NOT THE DROIDS I AM LOOKING FOR!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the droid you're looking for, though

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Hey! I was looking for that.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
hindsight

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I don’t get this joke.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
There was this movie called Star Wars. . .
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
We should link her to the post game of that one Matt Cain start.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I guess I’m not a big enough nerd for this reference!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I find your lack of nerdiness disturbing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty excited about it.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Amateur.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
But, it means I have more than one cool layer! :)
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I already told you that this morning. =p
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m mostly just pretending to be cool.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
You pretend better than I do
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone has a skill
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Yes, they do. =)
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
But Lars wanted you to have some when you were old enough.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that was the nuts
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Best thing I think I have ever done here.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That is because I just out-nerded you
I WIN THE NERD SHOWDOWN!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No need to meet at high noon for Twister? :-(
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
That will be my reward.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever, dude. That’s nerdy like opening a can of tuna is chefy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
A long time ago
In a galaxy far, far away.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Must be a Trekkie…
I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general
by short_shifter on Aug 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really
I just never considered using a device to extend the use of 7-digit phone numbers would be used to indicate an area of preference.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The 650 hella frowns on your worldview.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
represent
menlo park
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 12, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
/high fivez
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 12, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Especially with all the splitting.
The area I grew up in is now on its third, I believe.
415, I mean 510, I mean 925 represent!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Seriously fuck Marin
They have $$ so they don’t have to change their area code. Daly City had to first. that’s really not cool
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
415 -> 510 -> 925 is my parents, too
I have since moved to the O-G 415. I blame Ma Bell.
707 yee yee!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I mean, currently 415, but fuck that noise. 707 4 lyfe.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Why?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Because I grew up in Vallejo and yeah it’s kind of a shit town but I love it don’t give me no shit aight.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man
I spent a bunch of my childhood living in and visiting Sonoma County and wine country but I’d rather live in Marin.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
tbh, I get kind of frustrated out here in Marin County.
IT’S CALLED DRIVE FASTER THAN FUCKING 45 MPH ON THE GOD DAMN FREEWAY. Among other things….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s worst on that stretch of freeway from the francisco blvd exit to terra linda
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
God, the two miles around the Central San Rafael exit are a fucking nightmare. Even with the new lane.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
the new lane helped a little, but not enough.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, it used to be really unbearable.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
And, I mean, that’s my exit. So I always have to deal with it. Sure, I could just get off on Lincoln, but I don’t wanna.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I've taken that exit once in my life
There’s nothing really there.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
It goes straight to 4th street, which is a pretty cool area. Other than that, yeah, I guess it’s kind of boring.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If we're whining about annoying traffic practices
I am so glad I’m missing out on all the annoying beach traffic off my exit and on shoreline highway this summer.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Stinson Beach exit?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
yeah
it normally takes me 5 minutes or so from exit to my house, but during the summer, it’s taken me up to 30 minutes before.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
(usually I remember not to get off at that exit, obviously, I've learned my lesson)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I try to avoid Stinson now because it's always so crowded
Limantour Beach is pretty awesome and takes about the same amount of time for me.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
speaking of the 707, how’s good ole’ Petaluma doing? I haven’t been back since I moved almost exactly 5 years ago.
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not usually in Petaluma.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Petaluma got a turkish food joint
Other than that, I don’t really go there. Oh, and they put in an In-N-Out a few years ago.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
oh yes, I remember the hype about the I-n-out they were going to put in, I was craving it awfully bad until I discovered Chick fil a and P. Terrys
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I ate way too much Chick fil A in college
What’s P. Terry’s?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
they don't have chick fil A back here do they?
plus one thing i never knew is that they’re closed on SUndays
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That part sucks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
which is of course, the day I crave it the most. If “back here”means the Bay Area I think you’re out of luck
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yea... meant bay area...
but when i’m in Ohio, gotta drive like a half hour to get it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
There’s a Chik Fil A in Fairfield.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
They have some in Socal
I don’t think they have any in the Bay ARea though
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
there’s one in Roseville, and in Sacramento in the Arden area.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
THERE’S ONE IN FAIRFIELD, FFS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS REALLY FUCKING EASY? IF THEY HAD SOME SORT OF RESTAURANT LOCATOR ON THEIR WEBSITE. TOO BAD THEY DON’T HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT SO I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE IF THEY HAVE FUCKING LOCATIONS IN THE FUCKING BAY AREA.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
WE’RE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET OKAY. CHECKING STORE LOCATIONS INSTEAD OF WONDERING WHERE STORES ARE LOCATED IS FUCKING SECOND ONLY TO USING GOOGLE TO FIND OUT THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION INSTEAD OF ASKING YOUR FRIEND WHO WILL JUST GO ONLINE AND FUCKING GOOGLE YOUR QUESTION FOR YOU ON THE EASIEST FUCKING THING TO DO ON THE INTERNET LIST.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lolumad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The San Rafael location just got a whole new stock of me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON’T KNOW HOW. OH WAIT. LET ME GOOGLE IT.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I do too actually. Google trying to imitate it is not cool
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just messin’ anyway. You put up with enough of my shit, you might get back on the guest list!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I was talking to this guy once. I told him to go to a music store and he didn’t know where one close to him was. I told him to google it. I facepalmed so hard.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I use the “Let me google that for you” when customers ask me stupid questions over the phone
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I DO THAT TOO! God I hate stupid clients
by scottishgiants on Aug 11, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
See?
Elk Grove!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec’d.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The owner
is a die-hard Christian, hence the no Sundays thing.
I think it’s stupid, it’s costing him serious revenue, but I admire someone who sticks to his principles.
In NYC, the Jewish hardware stores are closed on Saturdays, and the Catholic ones are closed on Sundays. You’d think that weekends would be the best time to get business.
But hell, I grew up going to OSH.
Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.
I bought a pair of shoes at the outlet mall there last weekend.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, that's pretty bad
My LA driving scares me when I come back home
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I just got back from ten days in LA
on day 8 I nearly had road rage. I pulled over and made my wife do the rest of the driving. seriously, driving in LA would make anyone crazy.
When I first moved down there for school
I almost got run off the side of the road while I was going 70. 70!!! And I was just getting onto the freeway too. What’s the deal with people down there?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
The first thing I noticed is that everyone is a quick honker when you don’t get off the line quick enough. Unfortunately I am now a quick honker.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, I'm like that too
And an obnoxious honker. I should calm down a little.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I’m happy to honk, but I always keep it short. Your horn isn’t your angry button. It’s your “hey, asshole, I’m here too” button.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Woohoo 6 flags muthafukas!!!!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
DISCOVERY KINGDOM IN THE HIZZY
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Boo Discovery Kingdom!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I remember when it was still Marine World Africa USA and not just using that name as a cover for what it had become. I got kissed by an Orca on a field trip. We had a souvenier mug! Never forget!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I too remember the Marine World Africa USA
When their biggest thrill ride was the swings.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And then later in my life I remember when they used the park to film parts of the movie 50 First Dates.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That I did not know.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I miss the old Marine World
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So do I. I haven’t even gone to the park in years and years.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I always resented the shift to a more conventional theme park with roller coasters :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So did I. It was like they took something that was absolutely beloved to me as a child, and trampled it with hordes of sweaty teenagers. It was such a great spot for kids, and now it’s just hornyville for the weak ass teens who can’t get somebody to drive them to Great America.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It was my favorite place to go when I was a kid. I went once after it became Six Flags and the whole thing just felt wrong.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It really sucks now.
Dirty place, unfriendly staff. The animal shows are not what they used to be.
The Shark tank place is still pretty cool but that is it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the one in redwood city?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Vallejo, I assume.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s the one I’m talking about.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s one in Redwood City?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I had no clue either
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When I was young, our Marine Worlds were in Redwood Shores. And we liked it that way. We loved it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No, grasshopper. Marine World USA was originally off the Ralston exit.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Marine World USA?
I believe I specifically said Marine World Africa USA.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know how I could have forgotten an entire continent… and yet I clearly did.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Europe does
Whenever they aren’t going all colonial, that is.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I got it, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I most certainly did not.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
A quick youtube could clear that up.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT AWESOME
Also great how Ryan Stiles called him on it the rest of the show.
Though Greg Proops got him first
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHOSE LINE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I admire your pedantry.
However, it is “Marine World/Africa U.S.A.”
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Psh, I don’t believe in using periods in anagrams.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that an anagram or an abbreviation?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, boy. I did something wrong.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
(let the record show: Acronyms.)
(may it also show: LOLPEDANTRY)
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
WRONG
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Now it’s Larry Ellison’s private theme park
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
weird but
i set the record for fastest time in the little gocarts ther
"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."
-Aubrey Huff
by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 12, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
it was there
before they moved to Vallejo
/lolold
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
BUTTERFLY KINGDOM
Lamest kingdom ever
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Fuck you I loved Butterfly Kingdom
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Agreed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
+1, I went in there today and loved every second of it!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
It was too damn hot in there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dude I hella use hella u know
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
i hella say hella all the time
not saying hella is hella dumb
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that a Lionel Ritchie song?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
KIIIILLL AAAAAS OOOOOOOOONNNNNNE
I would basically shit a brick in excitement if Pat (or anyone) used Death Angel as walkup music.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
You would shit a brick of excrement.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant = Fontenot
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Oops, right. I forgot that part.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
And less bourbon.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s why it starts with handsomeness.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants are undefeated when Grant’s doppelganger doesn’t play.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
HA
I GET IT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Opera, eh?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried it for a while, nut keep going back to FF
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
One think I haven’t learned yet is how to have my FF bookmarks sync with my iPhone.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure if it’s funnier that you had that up on purpose or if it was a coincidence.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He was trying to get me again. The bastard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ve posted that like 18 times and I think that was the first response. It makes me giggle every time I see it.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It ALMOST makes me want to watch the video. Almost.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dude, Orel Hershisher trying to act funky. Dude.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what this is but I'm making a weird smiley face right now
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
It’s from a video someone took at the last McC meetup.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You should try actually being at one.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
hella punches
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Everyone needs to punch Radnich in the face.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
FP subbed for Radnich the other day
And it’s amazing how much better he is. Radnich is so horrible it’s really incredible, especially considering the general quality of all the other hosts. I still miss Krueger.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hella
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
I like how you’re owning the Fontenot look-a-likeness now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When your own fucking wife says it unprompted…
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a poor man’s Grant.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But without the abs of steel.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
An ass you can bounce a watermelon on.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I prefer to bounce that ass on a watermelon.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure why I’ve noticed this but Posey gets into a ton of 2 strike counts. Luckily he’s a great 2 strike hitter
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
I know I love this team
but can we get a win without making us eat our finger nails?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Just a reminder for all y'all Burrell fans out there

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
YES
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
LOL
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t make that one guy post the panda fornication pictures because you put this one up.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
WEIRDDDD
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Hmm
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
that’s the best
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
thats actually the symbol for the Democratic Republic of Twister
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Aug 11, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I have lived in Northern California all my life. I don’t say hella.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I usually only say it to mock my little sister who lives in SoCal (and says it).
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I say it.
/feels shame
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
You’ve shamed the 209.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Is there anything to do out there?
I drove through it the other day and it didn’t seem like much was out there.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
the whole area code?
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
That's like Stockton, Modesto, that area, right?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Yeah, but also a ton of other areas. Like, Yosemite, for example.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Oh, that makes more sense
Forget my question…
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
in Sonora, at least, you drive to Modesto for fun.
Lodi is actually kinda awesome.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
WINE!
Seriously. Wine grapes are on the Lodi high logo.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
cool downtown with good food and a brewery too.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
You also drive to Modesto to go shopping. :/
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
yeah. I remember being blown away by Modesto having a Starbucks and a Barnes & Nobles as a teenager.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Yeah
and now you cannot find a starbucks anywhere.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, I lived close to the Madera county line, but I would go to Modesto to go shopping.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU SAID YOU LIVED IN FRESNO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No, I said I was close to Fresno! 45 minutes is close to Fresno for me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But I lived halfway between Modesto and Fresno, so there were times I would go to Modesto, the other times I would go to Fresno.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!
haha :D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL, dude, I lived next to cows, corn fields, and empty land. Nowhere, indeed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA, it’s cool, MERCED is OK, Fresno has nothing sadly… Aside from Christmas Tree Lane
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hahaha, all we’ve got is the UC, basically.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
and that aint much at all…. What about Fresno State BULLDOG games?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FUCK YEAH.
I never got to go to one cause I was usually busy the day they had home games. I SWEAR, I’M GONNA CHANGE THAT SOON.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
AGREEEEED!!!!! wonder when scout will show up, since i said BULLDOG FOOTBALL!!! But i agree, that’s one thing i want to go to and actually see
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, I just wanna go to a Bulldog baseball game and maybe a football game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, they haven’t done SHIT in baseball the past few years tho…. but Fresno State>everything else
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hey, 2008 wasn’t that long ago! But, yeah, I’d rather go see a Fresno State game than a Cal game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
THANK YOU CHOP!!!!
I absolutely HATE CAL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Do you?
I’d been unclear on this subject.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
While I've got you here
Are you a fan of inebriation? I can never remember.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Haha, people at school are trying to organize this thing where we go to a Cal/Davis game and I’m just like, “meh, nah, I’ll just chill at the dorm.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
By the tone of your post
I think … you do
/psychiatrist’d
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
haha, ok, sorta
but my dad hates CAL as well… kinda rose me well
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nice.
I’ve lived in a divided household for the last couple years. I want to get one of those awesome “A House Divided” bumper stickers I saw all the time in the South.
If we have kids, probably just going to make them go to Vassar.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
You’re off the guest list.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT HOWIE!!!!!!
I IZ SORRY!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Burn me once, PiKA, we can deal with that.
Burn me three or more times, and you’re off the guest list.
I’m putting sadison bummedgarner in your old spot.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
MY DAD TOLD ME TO NOT LIKE CAL
he even said it today, he’s from the south bay, actually he’s a Washington fan, he doesnt even like me, since i rooted for Michigan in the Rose Bowl in 97
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YOU SEE THIS GUEST LIST? DO YOU SEE YOU ON IT? NO.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Fine, i’ll create my own damn guest list, and YOURE ON IT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
GOOD!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't see the guest list
Am I on it?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
With all the LOLPIKA'S DRUNK
comments? yea, you’re on it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You’re third on the list.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I would rather go to a Softball game.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'd rather go see women's basketball
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Meh, I’ve got little interest in softball.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Would be better without all the cheerleading.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife was a softball player.
Almost played for Fresno till she got injured :(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AWWW :(
damn that really sucks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah
It bummed her a bunch.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FOOTBALL!
Definitely gonna go to at least one game this year.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They usually sell out fast dont they?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ehhh
I got friends on campus I could have them buy them for me.
Plus the council usually gets some free tickets every now and then. That’s how I get to Basketball games too.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NICE!! The football games pretty loud?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah,
a lot of fun. And actually better since they banned the booze.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Haha, did it used to be bad? like people getting pissed at eachother? And basketball…. haven’t paid any attention since Tark
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Yeah
Students used to hit the booze hard. Created a really shitty atmosphere at the game.Then they outlawed it my senior year.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL MERCED
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey, we’ve got a … yeah, we’ve got nothing, LOL.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Everything closed down at 8 pm! I swear, there was nothing to do.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
SAME IN MORAGA
We had to drive to Walnut Creek or Oakland for fun
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Well, most have changed to 9 pm now.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Some places close at 10, but that’s the Barnes & Noble and a few restaurants.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, Merced is a district of my old council
I would go with my bud who worked the area. The county of Merced has like 5 buildings larger than 2 stories.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, I know where all those buildings are.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be in Merced this weekend – in-laws, baby shower, etc.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
209 is pretty freaking huge.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The 209 would prefer that I say “reckon” and “get a fixin” for some taco bell.
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No, the 209 says “hecka.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I used the term “y’all” today. You can take the girl out of Sonora, but…
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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I say y’all all the time. It’s useful!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Much better than “you guys”. Or, more awkwardly saying “The collective you.”
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Now I want to start saying, “The collective you”.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/English major nerd power!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I like, “The collective you.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
wait,
you’re from Marin,right?
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Scott?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yes.
Hey, it’s West-ish Marin. Kind of. Not really.
iT’S USEFUL, DAMMIT.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
heh.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Saying "y'all" is pretty useful
I just do my best not to slip and make it sound like a drawl
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I got that from a roommate in college from Virginia. I don’t say it anywhere near as cute as she did, but it’s handy.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
My aunt’s friend from Mississippi says “all y’all.” It’s pretty awesome.
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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
When my Southern aunt would say “Y’all come back real soon, y’hear!”, it was a thing of beauty.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, I love that
oldjacket and I come from a place full of hicks. It thinks it’s the south.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
people put confederate flags on their trucks with comically oversized wheels
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
And gun racks!
I know someone who lives there who has a confederate flag tattoo.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
My customers!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell me about the pillow fights!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
And shower pranks!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Spray chart!
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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
It depends on the level of detail that Niblets goes in to.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Good to know.
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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Is that a hint of jealousy from kdl?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I need the “Calm Down” gif. ;-)
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
This one?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
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Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Aww
Tiny Calm Down is so cute.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this one?

Ok not gonna lie, just looking for an excuse to post that.
by GrooveGiant on Aug 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn it
Monkeys and dogs befriending each other is a major weakness of mine. So damn cute.
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“I’ll make this quick. Deserve has nothing to do with it.”
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I say “y’all” all the time. I’ve only been out of the 209 for three weeks, though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
same here. I tell people that it’s English for Vous.
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I love it!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
That sounds kind of Texan
Like, “I’m fixin’ to go to dinner”
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Sonora
is more Oklahoma than California
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Rec'd
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
nah,
the steak isn’t good enough. And nobody serves that terrifying broccoli-sugar-mayo salad.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I actually love Sonora
That is the base of operations for the camp that I worked at for 9 years.
The Walmart there rules, and I love the bowling alley. The flea market is pretty tight too.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My dad bought my bowling ball at that bowling alley.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I have some great drinking memories from there and from it's bar.
Not all of them totally legal, but it was Sonora, so you know, they didn’t give a shit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
I always have fun when I go out drinking in Sonora. It’s the ONLY PLACE where guys buy me drinks.
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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
That is a little surprising.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Maybe it’s because, compared to girls in Sonora, I look really good?
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
When I was younger, I always managed to run into the good looking ones.
Plus during the summer every girl in that town wore daisy dukes and bikini/tube tops
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Actually, I have a lot of friends who live there, and they’re all pretty. I was just joking. I have no idea what it is, but maybe it’s some faux southern hospitality.
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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I could see myself living in Sonora
or retiring there. It is a pretty cool place. Lots of good memories there
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh man.
I never want to go back. But, I have good memories and had a nice childhood.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
funny
I feel the opposite way. I was very ambivalent when I lived there, but I love it now that I can leave whenever I want
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
How ambivalent . .
is very?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
teenaged ambivalence
is a deeper and more confused variety than the regular variety.
it deserves the modifier
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I love Sonora. It just left something of an unwanted imprint on my speech.
I do love that bowing alley. Also, the Diamondback is legitmately one of the best burger joints in California.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
the movie theater there is pretty good too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That walmart is awesome.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I believe you, scout,
that it undoubtedly is the most awesome ‘walmart.’
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Sonora? More like Snore-a, amirite?
/knows that joke has been beaten into the ground
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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
“I’m fixin’ to go to dinner" if you’re an elderly Texan.
“I’m finna go to dinner” if for the youngster Texans.
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually didn't really hang out with many Texans who had accents while I went to Baylor
Very very thankful for that.
Also, a coke is a coke, but a sprite is not a coke. I will not be moved on this issue.
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agreed, and I moved here when I was coming out of eighth grade saying hella but at the end of fresh year I dropped it while adding y’all to my regular vocabulary. There’s a few thick accents, but definitely not the majority
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You live in Austin? Or is your username "a texas giants fan"?
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yeah I live in Austin, didn’t really think about my username for very long, but as you know
atxgiantsfan = Austin, TX Giants fan. Not, A Texas Giants fan.
When did you go to Baylor? I’ve got a few friends that go there now
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by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
actually I was in Waco on Saturday for work
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by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I graduated in 2008. Are you at UT?
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I’m at a trade school (HVAC/HART technology) right now to help and hopefully receive the family biz. I spent my freshman year at St. Edwards.
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I met someone who went there when I studied abroad
I never really went to Austin, but it’s still one of my favorite cities in the U.S. If I had gone to school there, I probably would be more inclined to go back to Texas, but Baylor kind of left a bad taste in my mouth.
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Austin TX and Missoula MT
Two cities which completely surprised me with their stratospheric levels of coolness.
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Missoula, Montana?
What’s there?
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I absolutely love it here, the whole city has a great vibe and it’s just the perfect size. You should revisit it someday
ps what recession?
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by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to diss the South, but it just completely caught me off guard during a road trip.
It was like it had some sort of magical coolness magnet that grabbed all the awesome people in a 750 mile radius.
I really want to go back for SXSW one of these years…
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yeah It caught me off guard too when I moved here. SXSW is awesome and ACL is equally awesome as well. Plus the city just goes crazy on UT gamedays
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by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a lot of good stuff in the South
It’s just that there’s a lot of blegh down there too.
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Don't get me wrong
I’m not saying that there isn’t great stuff in the South. I’ve visited fairly extensively and enjoyed it. But Austin was the only town I’ve been in where I felt really comfortable. Everywhere else, I just felt very out of place.
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Did you go to Charleston or New Orleans or Atlanta?
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Charleston an N.O. are awesome, can’t say I’ve extensively visited Atlanta
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by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Never been to Charleston but my friend from South Carolina keeps saying I should go
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Yup, with about a week in each. Also Savannah rocked.
But i never got the same feeling as I did in Austin, Portland, Seattle, or Vancouver. They are all great places, but something about them didn’t make me feel particularly comfortable. I’m generally more comfortable in places with a more transient population and therefore less of a “history” or social norm.
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I see I see
That makes sense
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Yeah
It freaked me out living in Japan when my house was older than the United States. As a native San Franciscan, places with too much history make me feel uncomfortable.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
“We’ve restored this building to how it looked nearly 50 years ago!”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
NO NO
SURELY NO ONE WAS ALIVE THEN
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
True. Austin is a haven for many liberals in the south. Even though I’m not very liberal at all, I do think they can greatly help the atmosphere of some cities
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If you want some interesting reading on this topic
Check out Richard Florida’s Rise of the Creative Class. All about how the creative class affects the atmosphere in urban areas.
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just read this now but thanks for the recommendation!
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Aug 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I say it to annoy my friends who hate it. But I don’t say it otherwise.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I’m born and raised in SF. I’m not god-fearing. It wasn’t until my mid-20s that I realized that some people were offended by it. Fortunately the phrase has spread far beyond the Bay Area and is entering the common vernacular.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s bootsie.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL MIDDLE SCHOOL
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
E-40 has a whole song about it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Im not really into bay area rap
Or music in general. But bootsie just doesnt sound like something that would be cool to say
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
It’s not as fetch as other slang terms, but it will do.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant, stop trying to make fetch happen!
It’s not going to happen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I like that song.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops.
Bell is getting some generous calls on the outside corner.
hella those
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
i just noticed that the Padres’ outfielders have little cheat sheets they look at before each batter. Have they always done this?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
I seem to remember discussion of this before. Maybe even last season?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That was amazing.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ugh. No.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
you can just put a little suit on your thumb and have Mychael for free
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha! IRL LOL
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry bout the ill humor posts guys. I have been warned, and i ask for forgiveness from fellow giants fans.
im new at message boards and was like an immature punk kid with the picture posting.
It happens, all good
/not sure what happened but thinks this guy was the panda fornication pictures guy
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I'm not sure what's so offensive about it
Two bears having a good time doing what nature intended is much better than a dead bear on the pavement.
I think part of it is that he posted it again after getting a bad reaction the first time (or was it the first two times?)
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
And there was a history of similarly lame pics.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And thank you, mike,
You have some pictorial talent.
Use it well . . . we’ll be calling . . .
NEXT!
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Had to leave but came back in time to see Pat the Bat hit the HR. I really wasn’t in favor of his acquisition but it won’t be the first time I’ve been wrong. Glad he’s here.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Except, you know,
when you act like this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/flagged
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
OT: LOL K-ROD
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=5457176
Doing his best trying to not vest that 2012 option.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Get the hell outta here Johnson, I don’t want any goddamned pink eye!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch
I have pink eye :(
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
awwww, i had a scratched cornea the past couple days, it really sucks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m fighting the urge to rub my eye it itches and its kind of hurting. Dammit.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
is it bacterial?
i.e., super-gunky? get antibiotic drops. otherwise, yeah, hot compresses and lots of sleep.
No. It’s just bugging me, itchy and it hurts. Not much mucus but I think it’s going to get worse tomorrow. Been using eyedrops though
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
if the drops don't knock it out in 12 hours, stop them
it’s viral. treat the symptoms, keep hydrated, sleep a lot.
Cool.
I just started using it like at 4:30, I’m hoping it clears up by Friday.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
Always reminds me of Knocked Up.
Sorry!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
That's the first thing I did
Was ask my brothers which one did it.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
I know what my dad would say

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
This is the greatest thing since EVER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I LOL'D!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
ha ha
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Scott Baio give it to you?
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 11, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought I had pink eye but it was Iritis and I’m still using steroid eye drops. Hopefully I can stop next week.
For pink eye a home remedy should clear it up in a couple of days. Wash the hands often it’s very contagious.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Your eye is on steroids? Cool!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
CHEATER
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
LOL SMALL BALLS AS A RESULT
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
IRITIS = great Scrabble word
Having three I’s in your rack sucks.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a terrible infection in both eyes when I was in high school. My eyes were basically hot pink, and when I would wake up in the morning I would have to use my fingers to open them. I had to use special drops for like a full month.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
On account of Knocked Up, as kdl said.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
With a win tomorrow we go 3-1
Would anyone really be unhappy with this result?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
No split makes me happy. Winning makes me happy.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
God his nose is so handsome. Its just so big.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Did anyone else hear the loud seagull on the post game wrap?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If the giants want to take the division, they better beat the Pads themselves
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
dumb comment is dumb, i realize it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Not when were 1-8 against them
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Still want to see the W's
Especially now that we have an Eckstien of our own.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The owner of the company i work for...
is a padre fan, and the production manager is a dodger fan….
THEY HATE MY GIANTS MUG
HAHAHA, my step bro is a Padre fan... it really sucks
and you should prolly make your mug as presentable as possible so everyone can see it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i look down on everyone since i'm so tall
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yea… guess you could say that, you could also say i’m pretty damn strong
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i'm EVERYTHING dude
belly fat, got muscles, and i’m TALL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
SMALOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I am 5’ 3 1/2". So close!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
5’ 2"-ish here.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
5’7" on a good day!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
6 foot here
5 foot 4 when naked.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Or when it is cold
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
5'9"
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
6’ 2 or 3"
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not done yet. I’ll get you.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
measure in the morning
your spine stretches when you sleep
But then thats not my true height.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
MAKE UP YOUR MIND CRAKALAKA
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
6’1" with a tad extra
I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.
by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It's cool, i could still dunk on him
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I wish I could dunk
I’m only 5’5 though. I really really wanted to at least get to 5’6
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Screw you Flannery.
it's cool, we'll give you a lift
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You need to get rich, buy your company and fire your production manager.
"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 11, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
awesome
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW, so i’m going to the game on Sunday, Lincecum’s pitching, not sure if i should be excited or freaked out… First lincecum start i’ve been to in a while
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m not looking forward to seeing lincecum face the padres.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I am.
Redemption, and Timmy shall be his name.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds good to me
pls timmy win
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he to much of a competitor to drop that game
He wants to win, really bad. I have faith in him going for it and getting it.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT IS AWESOME
pretty much who i usually see when i go to a game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LEFTIES ARE SWEEEEEET!!!
my girlfriend’s a lefty…
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
that comment just sounded weird
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
glad nobody's said anything
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Only game I saw in SF
was Brett Tomko pitching against the Rockies. It was my birthday and they lost 4-3 after loading the bases in the ninth. JT Snow hit a double and scored 2 runs. Omar Vizquel and Randyy Winn scored. Was a great game and experience.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
i wish i could listen to the conversation
between tim and his dad…“god damnit tim, youve been doing such and such, your such a disappointment” and then bam, lincecum throws a 12k complete game 1 hitter
LOL somebody found my Aubrey Huff meme generator
and made more
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
haha
Awesome.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The possibilities are basically limitless.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
A Death Angel reference!!!!
Wow…. flashback to the “I’m Bored” video on Headbanger’s Ball….well played, sir
I am impressed, my friend….dare I say, hella impressed.
Boo
by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Aug 11, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
This new Exodus thing (post-Zetro) is really kind of depressing. They sound all…modern. Death Angel was a much better choice.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t think about Testament. I think Death Angel wins because the other bands had more success outside the 415, which means that DA feels like more of a local treasure.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re the right balance between “Oh man I remember watching them on Headbangers Ball, weren’t they all Asian” and “What do you mean you’ve never heard ‘Mistress of Pain,’ you fucking poseur!”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
wasn’t exodus constantly turning over their roster as if they were the Marlins the year after they win a world series….ah crap, now I’m in a bad mood
Boo
by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Aug 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
basically
now it’s just Gary Holt And Some Jerks: The Band!
But it’s okay, we’ll always have the live album.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of want to start a new Pokemon Pearl game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Watching that Ocarina of Time video makes me want to play a Zelda game
I think I will replay Wind Waker.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Maybe I’ll play LTTP on an emulator
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We have the GBA version.
But I have played that to hell.
I really want to play FF6 again. But I dunno where my emulator stuff went.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Can’t wait till school starts again. I gotta get out of this house
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
YES
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Arsenal-Liverpool week one matchup. Good stuff
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure, I’d have to check
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you here what Stevie G had to say about Joe Cole being a better player than Messi?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
when does serie a begin?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bet you’re looking forward to Rafa tanking Inter this year
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
im good
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Same.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
we all start at the same time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
TWO WEEKS FUCK YEAH.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be in Fresno next tuesday!!!
then Vegas, then Denver, then St. Louis, THEN SCHOOL!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Awesome! I’m just gonna chill down in SLO until next Friday.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m gonna be in the valley this weekend, but I’m just finishing up getting all the shit I need for my dorm.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
BED BATH AND BEYOND, just go there haha
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL, I just need to get a digital converter for my TV and get the strings on my guitar changed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Guitar, bass guitar, mandolin, harmonica, piano.
This is what I did with my free time.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
wow... chop, you are accomplished
all i can do is sing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Music’s in my blood, plus my parents forced me to take piano lessons when I was little. I had no other choice, lol.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha, ur parents forced you to do something
instead of do absolutely nothing……. wait…. prolly should’ve done that… i did FOOTBALL!!! :D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hahaha, you know the Asian father meme? MY PARENTS EXACTLY.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yes... i know that meme
wanna know who most of my friends were when i was younger? AZN
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Girls i wanted to date? AZNs, BUT I COULDNT, because they had no free time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hahaha, that sounds about right.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
...

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Story of my life.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
...

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha, I often joke about how I have no life, so s’all good.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS THE DAMN REASON!!!
“Hey want to hang out later?” Girl: “oh nooooo, my Dad said i have work to do”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m definitely going to force kids to play instruments.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Force them to play the piano. Best one for kids to learn, plus it makes it easier to learn other instruments.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll probably go with the piano by rule, but it also depends on how much I like their parents. Kid might just need to learn the tuba.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Tuba? That is mean, man.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
I wish that I could trade my 9 years of Piano for almost any other instrument. I still play guitar and banjo, but god did I loathe that as a kid.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Also
I secretly wish my parents forced me to play trumpet or sax. Then, I’d be cool.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
/waits for friends to queue up “Born to Run” at karaoke night
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The highway’s jammed with broken heroes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There were a lot of great lines in The Sopranos, but my sneaky favorite is when Silvio (played, of course, by Steve van Zandt) asks Christopher how his drive was, and Christopher responds “The highway’s jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I would have expected you to post a sonogram here, but I guess this works too.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I hated, hated, hated the piano. And then I switched to the guitar and the bass and I suddenly appreciated the years of piano lessons.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Piano lessons were good because it taught me music theory
All that translated well to my other instruments
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Exactly why whenever someone tells me they want to learn an instrument, I tell them to go with the piano.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I went through many years of piano and sucked at it, but it did arm me with useful musical knowledge. I’m trying to learn bass now.
Speaking as an Asian, I’m not sure I know any Asian American kids who grew up here that didn’t play piano.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, forgot about the violin!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I know lots, actually.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It just makes me think of Friends.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes me think of three day weekends that end with me passed out in the shower stall smelling like a week dead Jim Morrison.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Accordian
Yeah-ah
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I have never been to Ikea.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, my friend and I are organizing a massive Ikea run in Emeryville.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
NICE! Just don’t go to the movie theater right next to it. It’s like 15 bucks for a matinee.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
FIFTEEN BUCKS?! Holy fuck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
IKEA is cool, but store navigation is intentionally fucked.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm SO BORED
And after tomorrow I have very little to do until August 23rd. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I just finished my summer classes, which is sort of nice but now I have nothing to do but listen to my mom and my sister argue
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, tomorrow is my last class. I have a bunch of meetings and whatnot next week, but it’s not quite the same as actual school stuff.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
C'mon, jp,
read something you want to read. Try “Globish.” Or Bill Bryson’s anything.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
School starting again is going to be pretty boss.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Stay out of the trees. Pika can see you.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh your, indeed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HHAHA
OMG anyone still watching CSN?
“We Are the Champions” in the background of the clubhouse all the sudden you hear someone yell
“OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!”
Oh god they are still singing!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
I bet it was Huff
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It was Bochy
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
So apparently there’s a meteor shower outside?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
1 in the morning
You supposed to be able to see Saturn
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
damn... i'll be up, prolly playing NCAA football, i'll check
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Tough call
They say it’s once in a lifetime thing.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, noooooo, i'll play until then
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What?
There’s a meteor shower this time every year. The Perseids. Admittedly, since it’s a new moon, that’s better than usual, what with the extra dark and all.
Nothing you need to worry about seeing in San Francisco.
I’m so bummed… I spent a couple of nights on a recent camping trip learning to find north and so forth by looking at the stars. I’m already forgetting.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I have that, so i might play that now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Still good, as long as you got the game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah I know. Counting down the days for the new one to come out. That and Madden should take up all my free time.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
That’s all i’ll buy, dont need any other games
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I drive my wife nuts with that game. I play it every moment I get a chance.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha, you could really bore someone tho
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
With my high power offense
never. No computer can stop me.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to have a youtube page bookmarked that had a couple guys who had perfectly recreated famous champions league matches in fifa 09. I wish I could find it…
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Soccer Snob
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
With who?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ew
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually don’t really care about any French leagues, but there are a few French players i like.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I meant.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Shows you how little I care about French leagues.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't have to deal with it.
I’m a spoiled American who doesn’t understand or respect it.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn’t understand or respect it
These often go together
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
If it dont have loud noise
then I don’t like it. And it needs to be shiny, like beer and Nascar.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Loud noise?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Referance of trying to keep an idiots attention
Like Vegas. I actually enjoy watching a match on the pitch. I don’t want people thinking I don’t really like it. Just don’t watch it a lot.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, makes sense
But you haven’t lived until you’ve been to an English match, had 1 or 5 beers and sang with the crowd until you lost your voice. Doesn’t get much louder
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I really do want to do that.
Also go drinking in an Irish pub.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
even better at a scottish match (although they won’t serve you beer inside the stadium)
by scottishgiants on Aug 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I was so pissed about the vuvuzala
Cause it took out the singing at the stadium. That is part of soccer.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
out of^
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The last European match I saw in person was Celtic-Rangers at Ibrox
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
<<<HUGE rangers fan.
No better game you could’ve been to see than that one
by scottishgiants on Aug 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to take this rxmeister memorial non-reply to announce that I’ve decided that Everton is my team. So now I can judge all non-Everton fans with an inherent superiority on Facebook.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
So you hate Liverpool. I’m fine with that
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
>:(
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Barcelona is my team!
Liverpool in my Premier league team though.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Arsenal
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the most famous goals of all time at the end :)
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
are you fucking kidding me?
that goal was amazing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
How old is he?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s in his mid-thirties now
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn’t even start anymore, correct?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He still starts most games, actually
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m an Everton/Fullham fan just because of Howard/Donovan and Dempsey.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
I’ve been an Everton fan since 2006 or so, they’re a great team to follow. Here’s a decent Everton fansite that’s good for news/analysis, but kind of annoying for all the bitching they do.
by scotterduder on Aug 12, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
If you get me drunk enough
sooner rather then later ;)
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck is “outside”?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
The atmosphere
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe your not completely lost after all.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Made me laugh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD
STAY INDOORS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
noooo, chill, it's a SHOWER
so just bring a towel and some shampoo
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh, that's cool
I will bring my rubber duck
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RUBBER DUCKEEE UR THE ONE!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YOU MAKE BATHTIME LOTS OF FUN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What Ernie never mentioned is that Rubber Ducky vibrated.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I have seen those.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mission accomplished
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That depends on your definition of "original"
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You make bath time, oh so fun.
By the way no more Sesame Street in my house.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind, I can't see anything
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
1 game up in the WC again
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
trying to decide if i should wear my Lincecum jersey out in Cincy
when the giants play the Reds later this year
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
gonna get in a fight prolly
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think you could take them
Just don’t push Cueto up against a fence.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If I were you I'd wear the jersey, and after each Lincecum strikeout stand up, flip the entire crowd off with both hands and yell, "Suck it CINCY!!"
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 12, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m so hungry.
Should not have eaten cookies for dinner. :(
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Pretty good, but not totally awesome. And, I only ate 2 small ones. Same number of calories as a meal. :(
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Yes, this morning before work. That was worth about one cookie. :(
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
That sucks!
I got back the gym around six and my mom told me I had to make some pasta because we had nothing else. I was sad because that canceled out my workout.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
Cookies for dinner is delicious.
Order thai food?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I think I’ll eat some fruit or something. Too late to eat a whole meal.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I eat fruit when it gets too late to eat a huge meal
Usually it works but sometimes I end up eating a substantial meal anyway. And I’m up late for school anyway. Oh, the college life….
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
what kiiiinnnnnnd of cookies
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Trader Joe’s triple chocolate chip.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Ha, that sounds fantastic…. but awww why no pork, fish, steak or anything like that tonight?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Because I wanted cookies, and I couldn’t have dinner AND cookies.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
HAHAHA, for some reason this made me LOL big time
hahaha, I WANT BOTH DAMNIT!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Small appetite?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Diet.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
I like the cookies for dinner diet. Where do I sign up?
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Diet? Psh, unnecessary
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
My flab begs to differ!
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Just tighten up that body and keep eating what you want
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Working out only helps a little. If I eat whatever I want, I will blow up.
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Eat less of what you want?
But still eat whatever you want?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Once I get down to my goal weight, I can do that. But, when I’m trying to lose, I have to be really restrictive. The smaller you get, the harder it is to lose weight! :)
Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥
Well you don't need to lose weight anyway....
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
707
HELLA
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
I like you.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I have family in Crescent City, so I’m familiar with Eureka.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I really hope
that all of you that have been screaming for Burrell to be benched for Velez in LF took note tonight.
Who the fuck said that?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh lawd
Thank god.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure none of those people took note
because they don’t fucking exist.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CRABTREE
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
meh, i kinda want to know what the hell is going on
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
We -need a new starting center LOLLOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
DAVID BAAS
DEAL WITH IT, plus, he’s fucking awesome because he went to Michigan
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Please no
He got injured?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
btw, I liked the outcome of tonight’s game
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I enjoyed the giants responding to colvins random dinger.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I was doing some work so not paying that close attention, and thought that it was Zambrano at first.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
We’re nearly on a 2 year drought as far as a dinger from a giants pitcher goes.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Dr. Stankus
I too was doing some work and I thought exactly the same thing.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Got my first CSA today
So, what the fuck can I make with a tomatillo that isn’t salsa?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
confederate states of america?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Enchiladas?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Chile Verde
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I can never seem to find poblanos though...
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
You can use Anaheim’s as an alternative
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
so i took a stroll over to gaslamp ball to see how the other half lives…the guy who writes for them, and i dont want to sound elitist or anything…but he isnt very good. Grant is far superior, all hail grant!
sounding elitist is a proud bay area tradition.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
we sound elitist because we are elitist.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
because we’re better.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No,
you just think you are. You’re actually not good enough to belong to the real elite club.
Sorry.
/groucho
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant is one of the best writers in the SB group
even the other blog authors all say it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Now some mod hide this before Grant sees it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It must really piss them off that I’m so good looking too.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
don't forget

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Needs less of a tan, then he’s a dead ringer.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Doug Henry
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
James Broadbent.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
by the substitution principle
grant helped launch ben stiller’s career
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
...

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
this one is the hottest picture imo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fruity drink
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Aug 11, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
burn
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Aug 11, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Biff ever call you a butthead?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And damn, what a butt.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew you were a Grant sockpuppet all along
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not Grant Pretending To Be scout6
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
not to mention that every post has a
“Go Padres!” in it…which is hella corny, yo
I think the only writers who compares is Jeff Sullivan
You’re welcome.
Oh, and R.J. Anderson before he left DRB full-time.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Has there been any reference to hella units?
Like the proposal for a new unit prefix? Cuz that would be cool.
Hellatons.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
hella is here to stay
I was thinking of posting this but couldn’t remember the whole name.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
that reminds me of
this time i was in chemistry and the teacher called on this one doofus who wasnt paying attention and he asked him how many molecules were in a particular thing…and just responds with..“hella”
Man, it's going to be rough the rest of the season
Why can’t it be like 2003 when the Giants went wire-to-wire (iirc).
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
What the hell? Mike Fotenot?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions
What the hell? We traded for Mike Fotenot?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
see the brandon belt thread for on-the-spot reactions. although it was really just 600 posts of “meh.”
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
and 200 of disapproving Asian father.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think so
but they kept the iFrenchtickler. It is wierd.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
No internet connection for one day and you miss like 100 new things here
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
OH! I missed a Belt post?! Dammit. Although, my contributions would probably just be BELTED!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You counted?
that’s awesome?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
had it all the way
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed the Colvin HR. Did it end up in the water?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
no. bounced, hit the fence and stayed dry.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I should hope not
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
the giants needed that little burst of lightning at the end to win
And Posey is having amother great game.
by JohnnyDangerously on Aug 11, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
OT Comics Nerd Rage
When the hell is the last Ex Machina coming out? I needs me some closure.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I love Cleverbot
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:32 PM PDT reply actions
BED TIME! LATER ALL!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Later, dude.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Brandon Belt.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
how is he even real?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
More real than Neal!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Maybe they once shared a meal.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And yes, he and Neal are FB friends :)
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
the plot thickens
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hmm.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
when was this?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I C WUT U DID THAR
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Woah, first walk-off HR ever?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
So far 5-0 in games I've been to this season. Undefeated!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
GET THIS MAN SEASON TICKITS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking I should go to all three Padre games this weekend to guarantee a sweep
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
I've been to many games this year and most of them have been loses.
But I only lost 1 last year so what gives.
OT: question
I have to ask, was anyone else secrently hopeing the benches would clear to see what Mike Fontenot would do in that situation?
Just you.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t occur to me. But I listened to FP on the way to work tonight (nothing else on but better than Marty Lurie) and he suggested Fontenot encourage the Cubbies to go out “farewell drinking” with him. I concur.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
Sounds like a Grant move.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
should be Grantty font
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had thought of that scenario, I would’ve hoped for it
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 12, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Much as I loved the brawlin' Giants of a few years ago
These Giants feel much more like lovers than fighters. Not that they couldn’t hold their own, but I prefer their goofy charm to any sort of tough-guy rep.
Although I would love for some pitcher to buzz Pat the Bat on the inside corner, have Pat drop his bat and helmet, stare daggers at the guy on the mound, and just say..
“You’re about to get fucked up by Pat Burrell”
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I believe Uribe has the reputation as the Giant no one would want to mess with.
And based on Edgar’s reaction to Russell Martin, he probably has a quick temper as well.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
“I believe Uribe has the reputation as the Giant no one would want to mess with.”
Just cause of the attempted murder charge?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
That does it for me.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
From Extra Baggs
In 34 appearances from May 9 until now, he’s got a 1.09 ERA.
SUCK IT, ROMO HATERS.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
1.09
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
score on my video game right now, NCAA football?
10-9
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hey Fresno State. This guy was from Cal.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
But he plays in SD
Also Rodgers is a Packer. Did I mention that part?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
GB is the best is why.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
How did passing on Rodgers for Smith work out for ya?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
TBD... so what?
How you guys doin in Green Bay? How’s Rodgers doin in the playoffs?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Better then the Niners. Our star LB got hurt so were all holding our breath.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
nobody's saying who's better or not
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Getting back this soon is really a surprise to me.
After losing a HOF QB and have one down year is a real surprise. I truely did not think he would be this good.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I am
Packers suck.
How did worshipping one guy for over a decade no matter how much of a prick he was turn out for you guys? How did he reward that loyalty?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
turned out just fine actually – see Rodgers, Aaron.
Favre was awesome, for over a decade. Now he’s a douche, but rodgers is better so it doesn’t matter
by scottishgiants on Aug 12, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
They did win a Super Bowl under Favre, so it didn’t really turn out so bad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
We’ll see.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You might be back on the guest list.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You do know that i post over at ninersnation, right?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I do now.
I hardly post on Acme Packing Company. There kinda no fun at times.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t quite jumped back into the thick of the threads over there yet. Still recovering from my offseason burnout.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, what you mean?
and actually i haven’t posted over there since the season ended
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FUCK THE PACKERS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THE (insert your team here)
YEA!!!
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
yea... FUCK THE NINERS????
wow… 5 super bowls, suck it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
My grandfather is a Steelers fan.
He reminds me all the time how many they have.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
STOP!!!!!!
All i hear about is Myron Cope from my big in the frat…. and it’s annoying… plus i had the treatment of hearing people talk shit to me back in Ohio, since a few of em are steeler fans
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
They are so annoying right now.
He keeps saying they are the new destiny. I keep saying no but he yells then. I want the Pack to beat them in the SB so I can hold it over him forever.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
This is what it is dude, Steeler fans=respectful but just so damn pompous
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That is right on.
You know I’m just stirring the pot with you right?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
yep!
but the thing is, i kinda like the steelers… sick colors, sick logo
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I like the Jags for that reason.
Cool logo and I like the colors.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
the fans are OK in Pitt
but Jag fans? don’t show up
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
actually, wait a minute, something RODGERS, doesnt have

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Doesn’t “Foule Pole to Foul Pole” imply everything in between?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean, typos aside.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, they might go foul pole to foul pole the other way, including everything else in the entire world.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I guess the arrows do point outward.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
LT replacement.
I like him actually, good runner and smart.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL

Franchise changer!
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
We’ll see.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
He has a chance this year.
And this year only. If he struggles then he is out and they will get his replacement. Bush is only a kick returner.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I just don’t feel right being all “Yeah we’re expecting Alex Smith to be good” and then being like “Matt Leinart is guaranteed suck hellz yeah” when dude’s thrown like less than 250 passes in the past 3 years combined.
I get this weird similarity vibe between all of Smith/Leinart/Young. The high draft pick thing. They all sat for hella long for various reasons, and now Smith and Young at least have established this “at least league average” sort of thing with some promise for better things to come, and Leinart is kind of right behind them, knocking, being all like “hey guys, remember me?”
We’ll see….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea… i totally agree, we’ll see, basically when i look at it, the person i feel most bad for and this is totally unbiased, is Smith, just what he went through with the organization, the coaches, and his personal life.
What i saw from him last year was progress, and you know, we’ll see
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He had all the attention on him and the orginization made it tough for Smith
He has had a few different offensive coordinators in his time. The knock on Leinart and Young is their commitment to their teams and the sport. I like Smith more but I think Matt is going to surprise a lot of people this year. He has all the tools one needs but needs to apply it. Smith is in a stable situation now so I want to see what he does. I don’t think Young has it anymore.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
we'll see... Leinart looked inconsistent last year
But this will be interesting to watch all 3 QBs this next season, for ONCE i’m excited
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That was not as a starter though.
I think that will make a difference. I think I can throw a touchdown to Larry Fitzgerald. I am keeping my eye on Matt Stafford.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE SO COCKY!!! HAHAHA
haha, joking
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Matt Stafford is a curious case.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
If he gets those INT down he can be a real threat. Imagine the north this year with Favre, Rodgers, Stafford, and Cutler.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he actually had a really impressive TD% for a rookie (and particularly for a rookie on a team that freaking bad). And that’s always a good sign.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Vince Young was actually pretty darn totally average last season. His game was surprisingly polished, and will be downright good if he can just squeeze a few more touchdowns out of that arm.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't trust his arm.
Emotionally he is a time bomb also. Remember when he lost his job and the Titans still took off. I don’t think he is their leader and if Fischer wasn’t his coach then no one would see him as a starter.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember all the Young drama, but I really don’t know about that Fischer thing. Fischer basically started Kerry Collins until the owner told him to stop it. I don’t think Fischer is a big VY fan.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Not at all.I think he knows that he can snap at anytime and put a damper on the season. It is a tough call to make starting a guy who is talented but can drag your team down or a good guy with average skills.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
jesus christ get in the car
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Panda Bear
appears to be be coming around the bend with his hitting. He seems to have adjusted his stance- particularly the high leg kick. I know we’ve seen a few solid games out of him esp after the ASB, but this looks different…
One can only hope. Panda getting it together could seal the deal to the playoffs.
im not saying he’s gonna go crazy hot, but one can hope for some good production out of the final 2 moths
by curveball3110 on Aug 12, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I would take a load of doubles
over swinging for the fences any day.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
So very this. Pablo is not a classic home run hitter – but he will hit some if he’s driving the ball.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
He did look better yesterday
That auto-double yesterday would have been gone in most parks.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions
and goddammit can't Tomboy leak already?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Salami is good
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions
Better than yogurt?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
hells yeah
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Nah, but I already had 2 yogurts tonight so I got tired of them
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Well observed, Dr.
Yogurt . . . to the head of the class.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 12, 2010 12:09 AM PDT reply actions
oh hey there Jonathan
didn’t know you had an MCC account
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IRL LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
No thanks, sister.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Pat and Adrian
And for the free the Giants are paying him, he just might be the best acquisition of the year, non-Huff division.
I seem to recall a whole lot of “Do Not Want” posts about both those guys, back at acquisition time.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
you know it could very well be 2/12 each for both Burrell and Huff to resigned, however it is money very well spent.
rowands contract and rents are both up this year right?
by curveball3110 on Aug 12, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d be very wary about 2/12 for Burrell.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
so would I but you know how sabean is about overpaying vets…
if he finishes out the season with good numbers, he’s still a 20hr/80ribbie guy so that’s gotta be worth 6 per season.
maybe 1/6 with a club option, but def offer huff 2/12 and pray he takes that.
by curveball3110 on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait whos Adrian?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Gonzalez?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m really confused
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he meant Aubrey, though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
That would make sense
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Oops yeah I meant Aubrey
Fatigue brain.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
It's more like
A few retractions are in order, but I’m not holding my breath.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Cool.
I’m sure I miss a lot.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
by achiappanza on Aug 12, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
OT:
I hate guys sometimes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions
Hah, no one on here, don’t worry.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
yea... but she's got a point
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, the collective you don’t annoy me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Confusing boy is confusing.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m in the middle of that awkward flirting and does he want a relationship or just a friendship stage.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
EHHHHHHH…. yea, that can be a bit confusing, if it’s him that doesnt know what’s up, he’s got to get his priorities straight, has he given you any signals?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeahhh. I don’t know. I know he’s been busy, but he hasn’t talked to me in a few days and when I’ve tried to talk to him, just asking “what’s up?” and whatnot, he never responds. Heh, actually, we’ve hardly talked ever since we had this awkward conversation about music.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
It sucks, doesn’t it?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh hell yes
I got the line “Um, I don’t know if I wanna be in a relationship right now.”
I wanted to scream after I heard that.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
Shit that’s fuck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Right?
We went out a couple times, everything seemed fine. Then all the sudden, nothin. I try and talk to her a few times, silence. Then that crap. I wanted to throw things.
(All this happened pretty quick, too. This is basically why kdl is my life coach, btw.)
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
Did you just give the wrong impression?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
maybe she just wasn't the right girl, you know?
it could be something that’ll screw me later in life, but everything happens for a reason, that’s the way i believe, and who knows dude, there’s someone else out there, and we learn from our past experiences. You will from that, and i sure am from my relationship now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You'll be good dude,
just keep you’re head up high and stay happy and confident
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ugh.
Same with this guy. Like, we’d talk for a while about anything, almost every other day. And all of a sudden, it seems like he doesn’t want to talk to me. Now I’m just thinking, “shit, this is gonna turn out badly.”
(Ah, I see.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Stupid!
When I finally got a hold of her, she said the “I don’t know what I want” stuff. And it sucked I told her to just tell me what the deal is instead of not talking at all. Makes sense, right?
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
INDECISIVENESS!!!!!!
FUCK THAT… plus i just hate people that aren’t straight up with you
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
aint worth it dude, one thing that ticks me off are people that just aren’t straight up with you, and when it comes to relationships, shit’s important
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I might be the odd one out of the convo here since i got a girlfriend… but damn, the whole way we started dating was fucked up tho, not direct at all
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
For one, yes, i am surprised. Because listen to this, she’s never had a relationship longer than 3 months, we’ve dated for… 22 months? Plus i’m definitely not in that HONEYMOON mode anymore
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
hahah
I hear ya. I’m basically in the same spot she was. Not really by choice. More because I’m always friend zone’d.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
YOURE JUST A FRIEND, DJP, nothing more!!! wow… now that… i’ve been there before with girls…
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
how the FUCK does that work?
jeeze dude
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!
Girls don’t want to date me. I’m the “nice guy” that nobody wants to hurt. They just want to be friends.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
Then who are the guys they're into?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yea... don't change
keep yo style dude, you’ll be straight, kinda like where i was… then i met my girlfriend, and here we are… but what i learned, don’t be in a relationship for the sake of being in a relationship
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m perfectly okay with not having one. Fuck, I’ve been single for basically the last five years. Only been on a couple dates. Not my choice, but it’s not like I’m getting completely depressed about it at this point.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
How many relationships you been in djp?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh man, this just turned into Truth or Dare except without the Dare part.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
only cuz, i've only been in 1
and this is it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Man, you have me beat.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha… guess you could say it’s been OK?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Haha, well, I mean, it’s just kinda weird for me to know that I’m 18 and I’ve never been on a date.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m with you though. And i’m month away.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
jeeze... we're losers
:D, kidding!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Okay, then I’m not alone on this.
Still, it’s awkward when I get on FB and people are like, “my boyfriend is the best!” (Hence why I tweeted about saying I need to stay off facebook for awhile.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
ewwwwww
those people are just weird… i really never say that, and neither does my girlfriend… we’re never like, “HEYYYY ITS FACEBOOK, WE SHOULD LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT HOW AWESOME OUR RELATIONSHIP IS”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I’m just like, “Good. I’m happy for you. Now stop spamming my news feed.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much,
we just don’t care
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t even want a girlfirend. I just want to have had a girlfriend.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m kinda the same. I’m in no rush to be in a relationship right now, but at the same time, I wish I’ve had a boyfriend.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
only thing keeping me out of one right now? Being alone, my biggest worry
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
:(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I think everybody has those things happen to them. I have a friend I played soccer with in college who puts “I LOVE KYLIE!” as his status every day.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
stuff makes me want to puke
it’s like, you’re 22, grow up dude
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Generally when people on FB write “My boyfriend is the best!” it’s more code for “I want attention!”
Don’t even worry about all the never been on a date stuff, it feels like a relief once you’ve done it, but afterwards you’ll realize you put it on too high of a pedestal.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
TBH, I just want to get the first date ever thing out of the way cause I want to stop putting it on a pedestal.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, it’s an all-female college! I doubt I’m gonna meet any guys there. (Shut up, Howie.)
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I mean, I could go off-campus and hang out at St. Mary’s or go into the city, but, meh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
wait... chop
do you mean St. Mary’s as in St. Mary’s College?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yep.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Umm... You mean in Moraga?
because SHIT, if i would’ve stayed there you’d have been literally less than a 5 walk to my house
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Damn, that’s close!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, DJP and i were so close to you
but ohhhhh welll….. haha
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, seriously? That’s pretty close.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Lol, yeah, that makes sense.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
shit dude, were you near that
shooting on 580 like a month ago?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think it was the Oakland Ave. exit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
By the Grand Lake theater, right?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
haha, hell if i know, it was that dude
that had a ton of guns on the freeway and started goin nuts and shooting up cops
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That’s probably your best bet. Go with friends from your school and meet non-females.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Friends from school are inviting me to go clubbing with them, but that just seems meh to me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I dislike clubbing. It has almost never been a fun experience.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’ve never heard any good stories about clubbing.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Not really a fan of clubbing myself, but don’t knock it ‘til you try it. Plus if you’re trying to get dates, the best way to do it is by going out of the house.
Crazy, I know. I’m still working on that part.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Ehh, I’ll probably find a way to go off campus, but not to go clubbing.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
THAT, I WILL DO.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!! I'll see ya there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Alright, dude.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
My friend goes there.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow! I had no idea you goes would be so interested!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I smell sarcasm.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
No im serious!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh huh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never really seen the single dude at a club that anybody sensible would want to date.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
And I don’t want to date a guy like the Situation, so there’s that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
GTL?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
GOOD, because they're guidos
but seriously… Clubbing is meh… i just go to the bars, minus the dance/rave things
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You really think they could resist your gaze?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
It seems fun for other people, but I just end up being the designated driver asshole who is too sober to not be bothered by these skeezy dudes hitting on my girlfriend and all our friends and too self-conscious to not be bothered by my faildancing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I always feel like an asshole when I’m the DD too, I thought it was just me.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Can't say I've ever tried it
But the best way I’ve found to meet the opposite sex is just to be outgoing in social situations that you normally engage in, professionally or recreationally.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Yea, it’s hard for certain people (myself) to just turn on the outgoing/social switch.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Was for me too
Then I worked with old people. That really got me to be a lot more out going because, you know, they aren’t as pointlessly judgemental as the younger folks.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Mmmmmm... all girls schoool
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Dude, just flirt with some grad stu… oh, you said shut up.
Lalala….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Something tells me that laughter might not be sincere.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, no, I’m totally laughing.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I never FB update about my girlfriend. I just come on here and tell you all about how I totally have one and she’s not made up or anything.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Frankly, I think groug is probably sick of hearing about it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, my turn! I pick Truth.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
So what’s my question?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Weirdest venue you’ve kissed a girl
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Uh… weirdest? I guess it would either be the back row of the theater during Monsters Inc. (we were both totally 16 at the time), or next to bunch of our other friends in the theater watching The 25th Hour.
I was kind of not a very conscientious teenager when it came to who to not make out in front of.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, that is awesome!!!
Howie is so fuckin cool
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
But seriously: Don’t make out in front of other people. It’s a really gross thing to do, in retrospect.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
That will change. They like the new and in crowd. Those people are annoying and end up calling their friends while crying on the toilet because it burns when they pee.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
What?
That’s an outrage. Your a good guy and I want to be your friend. I’m not helping am I?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
With the last two guys I liked, I got friend zone’d and the other one turned out to be gay. I don’t have much luck in this department.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep. Stoner guy’s the guy who friend zone’d me and I should’ve seen the other one coming a mile away.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT, /minds blown. wow, i’m sorry chop :(
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
S’alright. I mean, I’m mostly over it. It just sucks that someone asked the stoner guy what he looks for in a girl and he basically described me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Can’t say that has happened to me before. So you got me there.
Although, the first girl I dated in college just got married to the guy she left me for. I really enjoyed that showing up in my facebook feed.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
Ouch. That must suck.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
WOW, i truly don't know how
you actually took that dude… I’d be a lil bit surprised
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I was surprised about it
But also laughed about it. She turned out to be a total beezy and left me for a guy who has no kind of ambition and probably will go broke trying to keep his drug addiction going.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."
Well, gee, that seems like the perfect marriage.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Wooooow.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re better off. Or would you rather be a future father with a drug addiction?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm guilty there...
just weed… occasionally
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
+1
Before I ever smoked I just laid down a few ground rules.
1. Don’t get a dealer
2. Don’t smoke by yourself
Following these rules has kept me from ever overdoing it, not that I have had the urge to.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve only ever smoked my friends weed. Never had my own stash.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Oy
Used to grow. I regret that decision, as well as most things I did in high school.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
That’s just the thing I was trying to avoid.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
You are much the wiser, sir
Moderation. The singular word of advice from my ex-hippy parent that I stupidly didn’t heed until I got to college.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
It's called a Double Winner
AA speak for Alcohol and Drug addicts…
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Lol, if you guys go and get pedicures together, he’s probably not right for you.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, we were in theater together. Actually, the guys I liked, I met at the theater.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Were the going to chick flicks alone by any chance?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
No, but one of them wished the world was a musical.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
This is the most confusing sub-thread of all-time.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Somehow, it fits, considering the original topic.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Chop, Burrel beat flirty guys.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean the original topic of the comment thread!
But yeah, baseball > stupid guy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even remember what the original topic was.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Something along the lines of Chop saying “OT: Fuck guys”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Oy. Seriously. That shit sucks. And I agree with pika. Sometimes, people just need to be straight up with that kind of stuff.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
YEAH!
Flirting sucks
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn! SAME WITH ME!!! haha not a couple weeks ago tho... but
yea, then i got the “i just want to be friends” which pretty much screwed the friendship
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WOW, so there’s been no talking much at all? something must’ve happened there. I wouldn’t say that it’s totally done, but yea, my best advice to you? just keep talkin to him, but if he doesnt give, then fuck it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He was all like “wait so you don’t like Katy Perry? I’m outie.”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHA, FUCK U, KATY PERRY'S AWESOME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, it’s only been, like, four days, but yeah. Usually, we just talk every other day. I’ll try talking to him again, but if he keeps ignoring me, I’m just gonna move on.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Thats the right move. If he’s into you he will respond, and if he’s not and you keep texting him, you will turn into someone who annoys him. I’m kind of talking to someone right now.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that’s one of the reasons I don’t talk to him every day. I don’t want to be that girl who annoys him with “hi” messages.
But, ugh, all my friends are like, “he likes you! he’s totally into you!” and that just gets me all confused about the whole situation.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I have a girl like the one you just described that always sends “Hi” texts but I never reply. I’m not saying that’s the case with you but yeah good thing you’re not constantly trying to contact him. It’s weird, hopefully it works out for you.
Yeah, usually when I talk to him, I have something to say, not just a simple “hi” or a “hello.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I mean, is he really shy? If he is shy or has low self confidence like myself that could be a reason he rarely texts you first. He is afraid of annoying you, but if he doesn’t answer your texts, then, honestly, you need to give him some space.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s pretty introverted as far as I know.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
/looks up introverted
Well, then, if you like him, you might have to make the first move. But again, if he hasn’t responded to any of your texts, either talk to him in person or give him some space.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, he’s in Arizona right now, so the talking to him in person thing is out of the question for now. But I’m thinking of just … backing off for a while. Give him some time to himself and whatnot and then talk to him again. If I still like him then, and he still shows that he might be into me, then I’ll ask him straight up about this. If not, then I’m just gonna move on.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Good plan. Just remember, you’re scarier than you think.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, what? How?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Everybody hates being rejected, and there’s the chance he may feel that way about you so he’s shying away.
Oh boy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yup, the opposite sex is just as scared in relationships/flirting as you are. If not more.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re a girl
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, then.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea, here’s something, if you just dont say anything and wait for him to talk to you, there’s an indicator
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Alright, I’ll remember that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
because i just think it should be equal you know?
It shouldn’t ALWAYS be you talking to him first, he should also WANT to talk to you back, at least that’s the way i believe
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, there were sometimes where he’s made the first move and whatnot.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
MOVE ON
If he’s not into you there are many more where he came from. Aren’t you moving away soon anyway?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions
This is correct
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Awkward music conversation?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
“I’m a huge Miley fan”
“I love Justin Bieber”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
“HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LADY GAGA?”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
WHAT ARE YOUR TOP TEN BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN ALBUMS RATED BY PEPPINESS?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
If someone I was flirting with asked me that, I could see how things would be awkward.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, seriously, what if Nebraska was on the other person’s list?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I would stop talking to him right away.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Flirting can suck it. That shit is balls.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m serious I was done with flirting in high school. I walked up to this girl and I was like “You. Me. Target.” And it was a date. And now eight years later, yee yee.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s actually sorta true, though. But not the Target part.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean, Target was our first date, but I didn’t make it happen like that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
It was actually hella cheesy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
BUT ALSO VERY DIRECT.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
hahaha!!! WOW, that's how you roll howie?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That’s how I roll.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
The taped speakers are a nice touch.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, so you have to TALK to girls?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
You can also dry-erase board them a la Hush.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Or hold a boom box outside their window.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That works, too.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
YOUOOOUUUUUUUU
YOOOOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
BUT YOU SAY HES JUST A FRIEND
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Howie holds his junk outside their window
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
You have to make sure they know what they’ll be working with.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
FUCK. Why can’t more guys see that the flirting thing sucks and being direct is better?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Well you kind of have to get to know the person.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
meh... this is actually true
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That, too. But I mean, after you get to know the person. Like, throw the entire flirting stage out the window and ask ’em out.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Not that simple
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
FFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
You want it to speed along. Throw out some strong hints. Talk about a movie you reall want to go see or something.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Mention how much you love going to Target.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Too fast!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDmv2cgpp5Q
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
How exactly do you have a date at Target?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
You go there and walk around. Then later you kiss.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
In the parking lot.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
There’s an electronics section in the parking lot?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
So it would seem.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m still wondering that, tbh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess it’s sort of like a feeling out process. You show interest without letting yourself get completely vulnerable, at a certain point you should be able to tell where you stand though.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Never moving beyond flirting is what I did in 7th grade, when i didn’t realize there was anything beyond flirting.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
YEAH!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
AGREED
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
YEAH!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
DAMN IT HOWIE, I SAID I WAS SORRY
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I THOUGHT I WAS OVER IT BUT IT STILL HURTS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
just sometimes?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Only when they irritate me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
You wanna talk about it. Im a guy, you know.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, see upthread and contribute as you want.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
/Predicts 200 comments. 150 by pika alone
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 12, 2010 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions
/way undersold it probably
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Haha
I’m watching the highlights from the game and after Rowand’s HR, someone in the dugout yelled, “THAT’S HOW YOU FUCKIN’ DO IT” as he was going in for high fives and such.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think it might have been Burrell.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Coincidentally, that’s what Burrell is going to say to Rowand when they’re out getting laid tonight.
/Karros
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Been to the mountain
spoke to the man
he said
burellamama
by Always Keep A Diamond in your mind on Aug 12, 2010 12:41 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Going outside now
To watch the meteors and try to see Saturn. Good night McC.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 12:57 AM PDT reply actions
Me too!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Man, those meteors really looked like fog.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
I’ve heard that movie is pretty okay, but I can’t get myself to believe it. Is it true?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
WE’RE THE GIRLS OF ROCK AND ROLL!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Why did I watch the whole thing?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
That ending was so unnecessarily depressing
Like, wtf??
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
to slow
Huff second then Posey then Pat.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 12, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
There’s always this.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Aug 12, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
:D
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
that never gets old i love it
i was trying to send a picture to a girl on facebook, who suddenly became a padres fan after they started doing good.
her favorite player on the supposed “current” team is “David Wells because he used to be really good i think”
by panda revival on Aug 12, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
It wasn’t a game the Giants had to win, but it wasnot nota game they couldn’t win.
?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I knew something felt wrong with that.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s magic inside!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Man
Rubicon is soooooo sloooow
Keep me entertained for 20 more minutes board!
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
You are now aware that Thomas Neal is currently hitting
.296/.363/.442 with 33 doubles
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Those are pretty numbers.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
I was fearing that Neal was ersatz.
When should we expect Belt and Neal again?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I hope we see them in September.
I imagine that they might let Belt skip AAA (or spend very little time there) but I doubt they will (or should) do that with Neal.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm really excited to see what our payroll might be in 2012.
Also, they just mentioned baseball in Rubicon. The protagonist also hates teh yankees!
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
GOD DAMN IT
Clay Davis hasn’t said shiiiiiiiiit once yet!
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
New AMC show
Think 3 Days of the Condor conspiracy theory stuff. But man is it slow.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I still think this is the best thing ever.
Especially if you like Pokemon and are not easily offended.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:49 AM PDT reply actions
Wow did everyone simultaneously fall asleep?
I never get the memo
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:52 AM PDT reply actions
Nah, I’m still here.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, great.
Anyone else?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t seem like it.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Just woke up from snoozing through the last 5 minutes of Rubicon
Fuck it. I’m going to bed.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Oh shit, WalrusMan hacked Natto!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
So whos this introverted boy?
Is he on your Facebook friends?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
Are you on FB chat right now? I can tell you who it is if you want.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Graham's always on facebook
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Pretty much
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I never noticed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Do it. I’ll show you the girl i’m talking to.
Good news:
She actually follows baseball and I can talk about it with her, which is more than I can say for most of my guy friends
Bad news:
Dodger fan
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. It’s fine as long as they are behind the Giants
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
i'd imagine there'd be lots of shit talking
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It makes chivalry that much harder.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, Tim Lincecum was ecstatic to meet Fontenot. He’s no longer the shortest guy in the clubhouse.
Maybe this exactly the kind of confidence boost he needs!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait
Natto, give me your rec for a SNES emulator for a Mac.
I want to play that weird RPG with the confusing Japanese Name
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Later.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
And i should prolly get out of here too, gonna go hiking behind St. Mary's tomorrow
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Later, dude.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Bed bugs, etc.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Alright! A new episode of Psych!
Owlcroft? SfGuy?
You here yet?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 2:18 AM PDT reply actions
Alright, I’m out. Thanks for all the advice and whatnot. Later.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 12, 2010 2:22 AM PDT reply actions
Night
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone else think it’s dumb that the replica jerseys have a name on the back of them? And that they don’t sell road replicas, which are actually supposed to have the names on them?
No. can’t you get them without a name?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think so, not on the official website at least.
by kingofthacove on Aug 12, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Really? I have one.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know. Christmas present. You can customize and get them blank i’m sure, but it may cost more.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 12, 2010 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions
well, it makes you enter a name on the website, and even without it, it looks weird cause there’s an empty gap where the name should be and the numbers are lower than usual.
by kingofthacove on Aug 12, 2010 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions
i hate that
- pet peeve
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i hate that
- singular sensation
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You can get home without the name and road with the name here:
http://shop.mlb.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=1565194&cp=1452365.1452879
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
I like it when the Giants win on my birthday
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL 49ers
With all this Balmer stuff going on I went back to the 2008 Draft. Join me down a road of fail.
1. The Patriots had out pick at #10 and selected Jerod Mayo. Also available was Pro Bowl offensive tackle Ryan Clady. Nice job trading for Joe Staley.
1st Round: Kentwan Balmer DT (Fail)
2nd Round: Chilo Rachal OG (Fail, Desean Jackson & Matt Forte went a few picks later)
3rd Round: Reggie Smith CB (Fail)
4th Round: Cody Wallace C (Fail)
5th Round: Pick forfeited for tampering with Lance Briggs (Epic Fail)
6th Round: Josh Morgan (a great pick for this late)
7th Round: Larry Grant LB (7th Round so whatever)
That is almost a complete whiff on a draft. What a fucking disaster
Your statement has nothing to do with my post
All I was discussing was how god awful this draft was.
Yes, but
2007 draft
1st Round: Patrick Willis LB (fail)
1st Round: Joe Staley OL (fail)
3rd Round: Jason Hill WR(I like him)
3rd Round: Ray McDonald DT(decent)
4th Round: Jay Moore DE (Who?)
4th Round: Dashon Goldson DB (nice pick)
5th Round Tarrel Brown DB (nice pick again)
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 12, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Joe Staley.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
This probably just shows how nerdy and obsessed I am with this team
But the prospect of marginally increasing our offensive output via a Fontenot/Sanchez 2B platoon is extremely stimulating.
My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
yeah, Sanchez vs all Pakistani pitchers, and Fontenot v all the rest.
And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.
Shift-A: Giants are undefeated since acquiring Mike Fontenot
Any props to Scott Rowand for hitting a big jack?
LOL PIKA, CHOP AND GRAHAM THREAD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
McCovey Chronicles
Giants baseball, pie and youth counseling.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Mets COO Jeff Wilpon "Ownership and the org’n are very disappointed in Francisco’s inappropriate bhvr and we take this matter very srsly."
We are placing him on the restricted list. He will be removed from the roster, will not be with the team, and will not be paid during that time."
…for all of 2 days. =\
They could be Giants...but not really.
I dunno
You gotta think the league is gonna suspend him for this, it happened on the club property.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Let’s hope so. Before Wilpon’s statement went out, Jerry Manuel even said that K-Rod was available to pitch today.
They could be Giants...but not really.
That's crazy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love Huff
What do you think of Wilson’s orange shoes and the fine?
I loved his shoes. I think it would be a kick if everybody on the team wore those shoes on Orange Fridays. I understand the league has to have rules, but this is one rule I don’t understand. Who cares what he’s wearing on his feet as long as it’s not distracting to the hitter? And really, if you’re a hitter and you’re looking at Brian Wilson’s shoes while you up at the plate, you shouldn’t be in the big leagues.
They could be Giants...but not really.
That was exactly what I said!
I could understand if he was wearing bright orange wristbands or something, but what are you doing looking at his feet?
Brian Wilson should wear black cleats with bright orange soles and start doing a high leg kick.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 12, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
The problem is when there’s a dayglow orange foot waving around you might be more likely to glance at it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 12, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT
Rowand CF, Sanchez 2B, Huff RF, Posey C, Burrell LF, Sandoval 3B, Uribe SS, Ishikawa 1B, Cain RHP

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