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Just got home from Marine World, then turned on the TV to see Scott hit a HR. You’re all welcome.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ZITO HITTING

This should go well.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

what in jesus is that scott thing

by panda revival on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND

HIGH DRIVE…LEFT FIEEEELLLD….OUTTA HERE!

by techsig12 on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack Buck doesnt believe what he just saw

by mlb22 on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They told Ripley thet Rowand homered

He said he didn’t believe it.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody else get a huge "board games with scott" ad?

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats not an ad

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, why did you make a new thread? That old thread had a run in it! :-P

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dugout Mic

THAT’S HOW YOU FUCKIN DO IT!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I APOLOGIZE

FIDDLESTICKS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

who actually said that

I was looking at the computer

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love shots of our dugout when someone hits a homerun.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

“I’m gonna fuck him up!”

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand doesn’t always get hits, but when he does, he prefers homeruns.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

subject

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Anyone for some sex in the champagne room?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

woa!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rangers just lost in the most brutal way possible

After the game ended rick sutcliff said “The MVP for the yankees is their GM brian cashman for being able to go out there and getting those players at the deadline!”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Bengies passed ball in the9th to put runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs was incredible.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No personnal attacks?

What the fuck is Grant’s problem?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BusterfuckingP
  
I have Aubrey Huff Syndrome on Aaron Rowand #IWANTTOPUNCHHIMSOHARD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf image?

Nite nerds.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GIS "Scott"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

NIGHT, BUDDY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now

Rowand’s SLG is now over 400, and he’s gotten the OBP up over 300

Shit’s progress.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PH CARLOS ZAMBRANO!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, Grant!!! FUCK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, i put it there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kind of looks like a bearded Matt Cain.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back..

Rowand is a good 4th OF.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

this thread is confusing

it’s like rereading the end of the last thread except with less drunk grant and this thread sucks. NEW THREAD PLEASE

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Zambrano hits better than Freddy Sanchez

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

well that lead was nice while it lasted.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK ZITO

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

dude, fuck man

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SURE IS AWESOME THAT ZITO WAS LEFT IN THE GAME HUH?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It's about fiddlesticks time we got a new thread

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So, um

Why was Zito left in?

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW ZEETS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT BOCHY THIS IS WHY YOU PULL ZITO

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WELL FUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito

FUCK THIS I DONT WANT A LEAD

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job bork

Leaving pitchers in for to long is cool.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh Bullpen has thrown a lot

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that was particularly dumb. Why have 7 relief pitchers if you aren’t gonna use em

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last two games have been bullpen games. I don’t fault him for wanting to give the pen a rest.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Un-quality Start

(>_<)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

yes. leave Zito in there, Bork.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ONCE AGAIN IT’S ALL BOCHY’S FAULT RAGHRAHGHRHARHA

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito should have been PH for last inning.

He was pitching like shit last inning. This is Bochy’s fault

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s necessary to take a pitcher out if he throws one bad inning, especially when his pitch count is relatively low. I agree with the decision to keep him in.

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch count or no

Zito was getting squared up in that inning. It’s usually pretty obvious when he loses his effectiveness. It happened in the 6th inning.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was also victimized by some bad luck. Soriano’s hit was BS, and Baker reached out on a good pitch.

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that made no sense whatsoever. He shouldn’t have hit for himself, shouldn’t have come out again.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh now you pull him - brilliant stuff BOCH

Wouldn’t want to do it with the 12 man pitching staff earlier, jackass.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito doesn't know how to win.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He pitches to tie.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM GLAD ZITO WAS LEFT IN

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FIDDLESTICKS!!!!

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Dandelion?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol yes

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a “GOD FUCKING DAMMIT” ?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is definitely having an interesting post all star season

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is annoying.

I thought they sucked.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

We don’t suck that much!

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not fall victim to your chasm.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think LaSorda said that. Why are you quoting LaSorda man?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL did you see the guy who ran for the ball

almost knock the guy off the bike..

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKIN PADRES YOU DONT HAVE GOOD PLAYERS STOP FUCKING SCORING

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Tell that to the Cubs.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirates don’t have anybody good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they suck.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take McCutchen.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUTSIDE OF MCCUTCHEN!!! DAMNIT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Laroche

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he even play anymore?

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he replaced by Tabata?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tabata’s an OF.

Alvarez should have replaced him.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHH OK, got it now

aight, after this game, i’m gonna watch some highlights,

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE PIRATES

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man... gotta have some respect for that horrific club

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually Alvarez, Tabata and Walker aren’t bad.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm beginning to like Alvarez, he's turning into someone good

gotta look up Tabata and Walker, not too sure who they are

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a second.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCutchen?

Bowker

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really really dislike melon head

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

....

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

And San Diego is gonna win again

I just don’t get it. They have to be one of the luckiest teams ever, right?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

And the Giants have to be one of the unluckiest teams.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RISP numbers leads me to believe YES

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They ARE playing the Pirates

by geef on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad we have Bochy and his large head running things

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh

Romo?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The great managing continues.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take your romophobic ass and get out if you don’t like it.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love romo :D

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

frisbee sliders are win down in the zone.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would complain about any of the relievers brought in

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasnt reffering to the hbp hadn’t seen that yet LOL ROMO

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s for POSEY

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to watch Man v Food

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw that one earlier today

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Doesn't come out of the closet tonight

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Take your time. We’re here for you.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Just wait until it develops tools

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice throw tho

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD NADY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

so apparently the “board games with scott” is not an ad but was put there by jponry. i know this is all very new and disturbing news to you all

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL REC'D

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So I went to Ralphs

And there were freaking Padres balloons….It was bothering me.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I WOULDA RALPHED ALL OVER RALPHS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ralph’s I went to the other day had Dodgers, Angels, and Padres balloons.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

My 2 year old wanted one. I said we don’t buy evil things.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to take them out with darts.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought VON's was the safeway of the south

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong fool.

Lucky’s is now Albertsons.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here Albertsons all rebranded themselves as Lucky.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky's Back

as it should be.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like albertsons more.

And thats not because they signed my first paychecks.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Albertson's

is now Save Mart . . .

at least around here.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong

luckys still exists. there’s one in pleasant hill near my folks.

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when Lucky's got bought out.

I was little and the Lucky’s was the only store around where I lived. I thought our grocery store was closing and we would never be able to buy food again.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK

Vons is Pavillions other places though.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I only see Pavillions in nicer places out here.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is grumpy

perhaps he doesn’t like being adopted

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

see my hand?

steady as a rock

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I shoot with this hand?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

For awesomeness.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

calmer than bondslegend?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosputin

that’s who he looks like

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

all of the above Amy

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO THE FUCK WRITES THESE POLL QUESTIONS AND WHY ARE THEY STILL EMPLOYED

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So who’s this ‘Byrd’ scrub, anyway?

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Answer to Amy Gs trick question

The Giants

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

7-0 pirates over the padres

/hate

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

try again, cheif.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

meant to put that the other way around but yeah the padres are some pretty pesky folks.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philip Rivers must be throwing bombs

While Big Ben buys the ladies Jager Bombs

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Joining

whats the game narrative? I mean, besides everything hating Aaron Rowand more than Suharto.

by PocketfullofPoseys on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand hit a HR

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dish towels
Early runs are cool
Zito looks good
WHAT THE FUCK ZITO
we got the lead back!
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS ZITO STILL IN?
Tie Game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We scored 3 in first then we forgot how to have an offense. The Cubs chipped away. Then Scott got lucky with a man. Then the Cubs tied it again.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

K-Rod arrested and might be charged with assault. Father-in-law in hospital with minor head injuries.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WOWWWWWW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a douche

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t say that, I got called out in the last gamethread for saying it. Apparently it’s not nice.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a douche.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Lock the dick up.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hubris is a bitch.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The L.A. Times says he will be charged with third degree assault. Not sure how accurate that is, though.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got all excited because I misread that and thought A-Rod got arrested for HGH.

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard his father-in-law is Asian, and he keeps saying all these weird two-sentence maxims. Probably pushed him over the edge.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay.........

“Wax on. Wax off.”

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im not going to touch this one

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charged with third degree assault.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito is never going to get that 9th win.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

I was driving home when Rowand hit that HR. I would like to watch it, but UVerse sucks ass and won’t let me rewind my DVR. Piece of shit.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT UVERSE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe BusterfuckingP wants to have a talk with it.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to have a chat with this BusterFuckingP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOO UVERSE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comcast used to do this on certain channels, too. I can’t win.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor thing :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised you are being so nice SINCE I APPARENTLY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU AT ALL.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH KDL!!!!!! CANT WATCH THE ROWANDZ HOMER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s more like it.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I was grumpy earlier. Good thing is that I had some good stuff happen after I got home from the gym :)

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say the gym helped you out

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a couple other things.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. Because you were SO WRONG. You were talking about me and not even putting my name in the replies. WTF? Hello, I’m your LIFE COACH!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh…. wait, heyyyyyy, i put ur name in MY reply’s!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, YOU did.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SORRY!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should probably send me a direct message about the good news you got today.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got it :)

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got this,

He is not contagious.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are on fire today.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pills are on their way though.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY WATCH IT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Lars will get jealous!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI LIFE COACH!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, we’re just one big happy family

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

One big happy dysfunctional family? ;-)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly what MCC is

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY! ITS CHOP!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. My internet’s been going in and out.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TELL US ABOUT EVAN!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Why does everyone think I like Evan?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT IS TRUE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him irrationally in the same way I irrationally like Tyler Graham.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALRIGH

oh

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a friend named Evan

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really dunno,

I just came in when someone was talking about you and him sitting in a tree, and I ran with it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, all I said was that I heard he was a nice guy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/80's audience "oooooooooh"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Asian father meme

“HE’S A NICE GUY? IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?”

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda like last night? :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUDDUP U

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. It’s been doing this every day at the exact same time.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you called the interwebs people?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, I figured it’s not worth it since I’m leaving in a week.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

School?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s nice to be going back to Giants territory.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, aren’t you going to school in Oaktown?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I mean, Giants broadcasting territory, at least. I’m in Dodgers/Angels broadcasting territory right now.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE IT TO TWITTER GUYZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINE, URSELF!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME TO MY TOWN!

Well, hopefully for only a couple more weeks. haha.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOO, THATS MY TOWN TOO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO WHAT!!!! haha, I’ve been all over Oakland, i posted up over by St. Vartan on Spruce St.

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

NUH UH

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my church, yo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. Good luck with the job, by the way!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI CHOP!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI KDL!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t talked to you in, like, 2 days or something!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems too long!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right?

Withdrawals!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU NEGLECT CHOP!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM A TOTAL FAILURE, I GUESS

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT UR MY LIFE COACH!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SHOULD FIRE ME

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT YOU HELP ME!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This works...

Haha, and CHOP, IM TALKIN BOUT TWITTER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Basically.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i actuallly like talking to you guys too which is... crazy

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is crazy.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOWWWWWW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo observes . . .

that women are conciliatory, whereas men are combative.

Same thing in the barnyard.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUZ WE ARE SO COOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s crazy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

but can watch DVR in multiple rooms

really does UVerse suck?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than this, it’s great. And, this problem seems to be limited to CSN, which is weird (but the only channel I usually want to rewind stuff on).

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ Andres checking to make sure that was 3 outs before tossing the ball.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

he got dec’d by Castro who didn’t know there were 2 outs

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

I always thought that was spelled “deeked”

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH ROMO

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

fUCKING TECHNOLOGY COMMERCIAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

perhaps the pirates will stage a massive comeback and save us.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY INCEPTION

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is perfect

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the random ads that pop up like half the time between innings on Gameday annoy the fuck out of anyone else?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Board games with Scott?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i failed so hard on that one

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would sure as hell prefer that to another frakkin yogurt ad.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They annoy me

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the ads you're getting.

I get the same 4-5 ads from Yahoo skanks, and the stupid ad for Boris the scammer.

by Aquaria on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you can block those. The mlb.tv ones. Do you want to know how?

I’m talking about the Gameday ones.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/7/1/1548615/i-hate-mini-soda-how-to-block-ads

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please tell me

I think paying premium should = no fucking ads.

by Aquaria on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is the weather so fucking shitty in the city this summer?

I mean, seriously..this is pretty bad. It’s usually turned nice by now. It’s getting ridiculous.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i actually like this weather, if you like it warm, move to the east bay

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like variety. I got sick of SoCal in large part because it is “nice” every single day. Days like today are so incredibly rare. But we’ve been having them for what seems like weeks. My office is in the Richmond and I haven’t seen the sun there since I can remember. I do see the sun in teh mission in the afternoons, tho. Not today. :(

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like i said, the east bay isn't repetitive

and this is coming from someone that actually wanted to go into the field of meteorology. That’s what you get though for living over in the Richmond, or even working over there, good luck seeing the sun. But one thing that’s weird, we’ve been having one of our coldest summers in years

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve lived in the East Bay for approx 4 years. Gonna move back there in January, in fact. I looove Walnut Creek.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE YA GO!!!!! that’ll be your variety in weather

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in the Richmond

What is this “sun” of which you speak?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s any different than most summers.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to San Antonio and then you'll be begging for a fine SF chilly summer day.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure what you are talking about.

If you are looking for warmer weather it will arrive in October

by nofreetime on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should try to score some runs

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

iawtc

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a novel strategy

I don’t think they agree.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should try not to give up the lead afterward.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be helpful if they could simultaneously keep the other team from scoring.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

score runz dbagz

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally more disapproving father

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

A walk would be nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YOULL GET A GROUNDDOUT AND YOULL

oh nevermind

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot looks like Grant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why Grant is mad tonight

Fontenot has done what he could not.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

can someone throw together a side by side real quick?

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think you would be the one who would get warned with Hitler_dick, but here we are.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant’ decide if I want to see Hitler dick or not….

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that’s the one I’m thinking of, I’ve seen it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean how many Hitler_Dick.gifs can there be

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re big in Dixon, CA

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel like this sentence works in a variety of situations

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBandres

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE BASES

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ONdres.

Son!

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres OBP

Lead off man!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

If Freddy Sanchez swings at the 1st pitch again....

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUT!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

100%

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

high

if it goes into extra innings

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

about 3 liters

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh...stupid bunts

Hey borkhead…remember teh first inning when you stole 2nd? yeah, that is how yer supposed to do it

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

DEAR GOD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DNW

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

who the fuck orders that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no pickles?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pukes

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i need to change my pants

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh., 50-50 on the bunt

but I guess I like the pens odds of holding 2 innings.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUT!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s probably the best result we can hope for from Freddy

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

double play avoidance

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunt guy from 2nd > 3rd

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

does Starlin Castro know how to play baseball?

by Murray, Present on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He should go back and learn in Russia and Cuba, respectively.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WE LOVE YOU TORREESSS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOMMMM

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOM!

Andres Torres.

by Chro on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Great steal. Pls Pls hit a fly ball Huff?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN TORRES RUN!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres says:

Well, if you fucks aren’t going to win this game for us, I guess I will.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What he really said

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!

Base steal time!

Hi!

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

So awesome.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TORRES

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

must capitalize!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

when I got on the phone it was 3-0, now it’s not.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t get on the phone again.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

last time I promise

My wife has been in China for 6 weeks, coming home Saturday.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wow, that must be tough. I’m glad you get to see her soon!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

bow chicka wow wow

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

there will be a lot of that

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

studying the chinese speak

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a student of the speak

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit not again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT HUFF

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Huff

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OH HUFF

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW HUFF

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s all up to Buster now.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Horrible swing, come on Posey

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

They get all the productive worthless outs

And fuck up the important ones

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

why did he take the 3-1 pitch and swing at the 3-2 D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip says

looking off spead

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

except at the end

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously that worked out well

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta figure they’ll walk or pitch around Posey

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SSS but Huff In August

.200/.333/.314

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

REGRESSION IS A BITCH

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh giants

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So really how is it possible to be this bad with runners on.

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching changes anger Posey.

They have been warned.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US BUSTER!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit how do we keep blowing these simple situations?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL on 3-1 you have to look fastball

since a breaking ball is out of the zone more often than not (even if the pitcher is trying to put it in the zone)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Tophat…AT BEST

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one here called it hat big.

Maybe beanie big. but not hat.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WOULDNT KNOW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Buster.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot DOES look like Grant. Holy shit.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hey look

grant was just on my tv

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS GRANT ON TEEVEE?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He has mutton chops, but then he does not.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTENOT = GRANT

ITS SCIENCE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Blinded me with science.

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

More of this bs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FUCK SHIT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT BUSTER

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this team

July disillusioned me; now I know who these assholes really are

by giants92388 on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok I'm getting annoyed at this shit

Its the cubs – not the 27 Yankeees.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

Poop

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

whoah

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodnight

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, poop.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

u can say that again

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres says

Hi Buster! That wasn’t very good. It’s ok though! We’ll get them next time. Hi Buster!

Oooooh, there’s Aubrey! I haven’t said hi to him!

Hi Aubrey!

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry

Buster is setting us up for a walk off HR

by Runz Plz on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously though on Huff - what the heck was he doing there?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck it.

If I want to do something that gets me nowhere, I’ll sleep with my husband.

by Aquaria on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The Owlcroft’s and howtheyscored my disagree.

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does someone being bad at sex = sexist?

Seems like an individual problem, if you ask this feminist.

by Aquaria on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any time sex/bad sex and marriage gets brought up, it gets tense around here. The “married women don’t like sex” joke is the twin of “married men are bad at sex” joke.

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen posted here.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BA ZING

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS PICTURE DESCRIBES HOW I FEEL

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Grant = Fontenot meme.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

watch out, you will incite the wrath of jponry

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m picking my battles

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i’m also keeping a list.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure to check it twice

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

checking it twice?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna compile it unitl…May?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schindler style? Santa style? Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison style?

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

they both kinda look like the DJ from Hustle & Flow.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s fucked up.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife walked in the room, and I rewound the game to the interview with Fontenot. I said, “Hey, we just traded for this guy.” She said, “Oh, he looks like you.”

After much debate, we did agree that his nose was a little bigger than mine.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is Fontenot from the future after getting plastic surgery

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, TJ Lavin and Jeff Garcia had a kid?

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot would kill for my lips.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And your fame.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And pictures of Mike Fucking Fontenot don’t lead to home runs from Pat Fucking Burrell.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and your smile.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And your ass.

Wait was that out loud?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, seriously, it’s a fantastic ass. I’m the complete package.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does look like Grant in that picture. I think I’ve only seen one or two pictures of Grant, though, so I could be wrong.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really dont deserve to win. If your two best hitters cant get a guy in from third with less than two outs who can?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy bojangles

Sometimes the pitching gets out the 3 and 4 hitters.

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, this happened TWICE.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solace

its the cubs

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Counter Point

the Padres won tonight.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m behind so I assume a Hr

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn that was scary

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Some rallying in SD

7-3. 2nd and 3rd, 1 out. Bucs stil batting

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

who doesn’t love Jim Gray getting into a yelling match with a golfer over a scoop?

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/rydercup10/news/story?id=5455886

by mlb22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Gray is a douchebag. Until he provides some serious evidence, he’s looking like… Well, someone who works for ESPN.

by SixFourThree on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't support anything about Grey.

Guy is a weasel. Deserves to be around nothing involving TV or Sports.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW JIM GREY....

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol right down the middle

SIT DOWN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

7-4

2 outs runner at 3rd

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE

Still pretty damn good at defense.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OT:

So I have a couple of friends who are dating and to be a little touchy in the back seat of my car and we came up with a list of rules of shit they can’t do in my backseat but I’m blanking on a name. Suggestions?

by Fila429 on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Just another day at McCovey Chronicles…

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot her name dude?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hankypancannots?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t fuck?
can’t get bodily fluids on the seats?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing under the pants, any nudity that happens you get to take a picture and post it on the internet

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Law

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

i was playing cod the other day and i was in a party with a guy named xxxxserg54xxxx i sent him a friend request asking if he was sergio he accepted but left no message watcha think?

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm. Probably not.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try

not tho think, especially about that.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

 . . . “to” think . . . therefore, I’m not.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gold Gloves

Mole and Torres.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat the Bat

I love you man.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT IS A BAT
A BAT
A BAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE BAT!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THE MF BAT!!!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE MOTHER FUCKING BAT!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE BAT!!!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE FUCKING BAT

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BAT!!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YSSSSSS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE FUCKING BAT!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Theeeeeeeeeeeeee Baaaaaaaaat!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKIN BAT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

RAlly Chicks in the booth

dont let them leave

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM!

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You can all credit me.

I sent good vibes there.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that I take credit for things that don’t involve me.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saves the day

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat the Fucking Bat

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

wow

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

haahahahahaahaha

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg lol

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's awesome

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

INSANITY HUFF!

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t I get this?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S ABOUT PENISES

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, makes sense now.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick joke

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell

the unf machine

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GREATEST SIGNING EVER /Comic Book Guy

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

My Dad

Just called that HR.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat Burrell, rock star.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE FUCKING BAT!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL URIBE

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

nearly hit the van

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s been nearly two months since pablo homered or getting extremely close.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s had plenty of others at AT&T that would have been out as well but such is life with the marine layer.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I misread what you were saying

I thought you were trying to say he hasn’t even come close to homering in those two months. My bad.

by TGOH on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They play a Pablo HR clip on KNBR a lot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG AN EXTRA BASE HIT FOR PANDA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK? IT’S LIKE IF ROWAND HIT A HOME RUN!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Power from Pablo!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, cute excited Nate in the background!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah! Made me smile.

Andres Torres.

by Chro on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s sort of cooler when he does it, because he’s more reserved.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT was a GREAT looking swing

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!!! way to hit Panda!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Pablo hits it in the worst spots

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god panda with power wtffffffffff

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

well thats a home run in alot of ballparks

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowands OBP is over 300?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That should have been a ground rule triple

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Burrell fucking owns!

by Unitard on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

These are some bad pitches. I’m glad our guys are actually capitalizing on them.

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand just took a pitch wtf is going on.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s back-to-back multi-hit nights for the Panda.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

5 game hitting streak too.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have let that hit you Scott

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd forever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, the Zito freaks me out the most.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHH MYYYY

/George Takei

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rec what I don’t understand.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Panda

Should have been a triple :(

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I really wanted Fontenot to hit a walkoff HR.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re right. That’s not really what I wanted.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does everyone throw at rowand

by justhangin on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He crowds the plate.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-rex syndrome

And he doesn’t even know he has it- note the swing at the slider 8 inches off the plate.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That''s the Scott slider swing

 ;)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is awesome.
how many more insanity huffs do you have?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I got one more but haven’t had the chance to use it

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This feels like something Huff would actually say. Not that he wouldn’t say those other things… maybe it’s just more that he’s probably already said this.

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this place.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaahaha

These are great

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shot lol scott

by stress on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do they refuse to take any frigging pitches?

Seriously – Ishikawa comes in cold, and must swing at the 1st pitch?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE FUCKING BAT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW /SUBJECT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahhahha

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

well it was kinda funny

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sry not funny

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, GTFO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm...

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, no.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

erm

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU NEED TO GET BANNED

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a hater, and i can hate all i fuckin want to

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like the shit being posted by this dude?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not the end of the world like everyone is making it out to be. Why are the Aubrey Huff puns about fucking girls ok, but a picture that isn’t even explicit getting this reaction. I think this is a gross overreaction

by aaroncallagher on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they’re actually funny.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve posted a picture of two llamas making baby llamas before. The thing is, it happened.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you’re the judge of humor now? That is actually pretty funny too if you actually think about it and aren’t so uptight. It’s actually funny on multiple levels (panda, stupid song) I think people freak out about the wrong shit some time.

by aaroncallagher on Aug 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF are you even saying?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it’s not funny. And, dude, I’m not the only one saying that.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes it is. I can make fucking annoying arguments too.

by aaroncallagher on Aug 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not funny line too

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you. Want a fucking prize?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He apparently wants to argue just for the sake of arguing.

If a ton of us don’t want to see a picture, then that should be enough reason to not post it. Pretty simple.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no its not that. Its that I think it is dumb for people to get all up in arms over it.

by aaroncallagher on Aug 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure it really deserved a 16 reply dogpile. But I do find his posting style to be weird.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, we get it! We’re all assholes.

MOVE ON.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

Leave the funny business to me

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR NOT FUNNY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA, UR ARGUMENT BLOWS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you’re a fucking joke

by aaroncallagher on Aug 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE RIGHT, thanks for reminding me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, no, FUCK U, DICKFACE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pronounced deek-fuh-SAY

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck wants to see 2 pandas fucking, seriously dude

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a pattern of douchy pics posted by this guy.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much all he does is post bizarre pictures.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, this isn’t explicit?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re covered in fur. :p you can’t see anything.

by aaroncallagher on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, then go to a site that has a bunch of animals fucking

why does it have to be posted here?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, it’s a picture of animals fucking.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you should just give it up.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not the place to post this

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look Mommy, I learned how to post pictures

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRSLY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

Off to ice cream and pick up the wife. GIANTS WIN, DAMMIT!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

In that order?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

feels like we need to be tested more than that

by fracon on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think . . .

there won’t be torture?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw

Just that there is more than 3 outs to go

by fracon on Aug 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A wee bit irked by these "Pacific Sock Exchange" ads

Yes, I’m being anal. But that phrase was for Clark/Mitchell and them alone.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets keep it simple tonight, eh Wilson?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I like 70 K's in 44 IP

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It was the Orange shoes.

"The big thing people say to me is, 'Why don't you ever smile?' Well, I'm too interested in trying to beat somebody right now to smile." Will Clark

"I'm close to six feet, I like to think." The Freak.

by Tellias on Aug 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

going down the only road I’ve ever known…

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a drifter I was born to walk alone

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

palm → face

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The first image has that dumb twat Casey Blake in it.

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

VAPORS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

down

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd haters

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Wilson . . .

Don’t make me hurl oaths at my fellow fans or endure the less measured oaths of several others.

Amen.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian

FINISH HIM!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

um

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

unnecessary

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, IRONxMIKE

STFD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RING HIM UP!!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi Grant!

Oh wait, that’s Fontenot.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Where the hell was that?!

by SixFourThree on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

come on

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So close

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CMON ump

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wow ump, just ring him up.

by Unitard on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

nice pick Ishi

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn it

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He calls that a strike though?

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer swinging Mrs. Bundt to swinging bunts.

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

...

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmm

cake

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've got to move

beyond Fuckdome.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian

FINISH HIM!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see the dome try to steal

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They should really get off of that outside corner… The ump ain’t calling it.

by SixFourThree on Aug 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him!

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM TEN NINJAS

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

eyes of the kitty

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN

FINNISH HYMS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, that ought to be 3 outs worth

If we give up this game on some dink single…

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN MORE

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Weez!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 count

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Now this is who we should have traded for

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Finches?

Hmmmmmm.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE FUCKING OUT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Brian. Finish them!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I would trade Edgar Renteria for Starlin Castro if the Cubs kicked in some cash.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I would take that trade

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

VETERAN PRESENTS

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd trade Belt for him.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd also throw in Juan Uribe

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

is standing.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this guy

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson that is

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN CASTRO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We totally killed them

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Spencer beard

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG YES

HAWT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s got the inside track to play the lead in Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (American remake)

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU B WEEZ!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoomp!

There it is!

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

S to the F to the Effing D

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN CASTRO

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

...

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

TEASE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow that's big

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It accentuates the lasers coming out of him

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUTE LASERS

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JET FLYIN' LIMOUSINE RIDIN'

KISS STEALIN’ WHEALIN’ DEALIN’!!!!!

I loved that guy.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew. We needed that one.

Must-win tomorrow too.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

woo

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The BAT strikes!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Kuip. They needed to win this one.

This one and tomorrow were/are must wins.

Also, HOORAY!

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ALSO

ludwick just had a major CLANK with 2 outs and that run just scored 7-5 now

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOOD. RADNICH AND FP.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

faradance

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants have a very good record during my abstinence.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And tell me lad . . .

what is it you are abstaining from?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh … relations

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Digital relations with irrational people?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah, never

BTW, I sent you a check, let me know when it gets there

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

By abstinence, you mean being married, right?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy bday panda

"We have the Animal Kingdom defense."

-Aubrey Huff

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BusterfuckingP
  
Assassination, courtesy of the Ninja.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Great game for Sergio.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

In Honor of Aubrey

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are like this now

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww this one is depressing

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

not cool dude

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate bears

My uncle was attacked by one. Sorry guys, this is the one thing I hate in life

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So an eye for an eye?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

#1 threat to America

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, this made me laugh.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he probably deserved it. no offense intended

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you get attacked by a bear, the odds are very high you are doing something really stupid. it’s not like they wander around looking for humans to attack

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

He was in his back yard and it came into his yard and attacked him. Had nothing to offend the bear or anything. It tore his leg up really bad.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

bizarre. but he lived to tell the tale. :D

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My aunt saved his life.

I know they attack but it came from no where. She got him away by scaring it with an air horn. It was all she could think of to do. It was a gruesome site.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWWWWW, come on MAN!!!

and i actually think ur a cool dude, so i’ll give u a pass

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I regret this now.

Sorry guys. Shouldn’t let my emotions get better of me.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's cool bro, just a sad sight

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one gives me a sad.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that sucks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

go pirates

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They took McCutchen out. Is he hurt?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just lose Fathers

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf o.O

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

I think I’ve seen this person

by fracon on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus this is terrifying

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it has potential. lot of dancing in happy pastel 80s colors! and george!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

no jason alexander…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yOVJ38CU2o

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember thisq

but no Barry dancing

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think the colonel hit a home run

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That popcorn chicken was kind of good. Except, eew, I can’t believe I ever ate chicken from KFC.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh you almost got me this time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-O

dayum

i’m just waiting for them to start buttfucking each other

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Pat

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, no one called an Aaron Rowand home run. That makes no sense.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow you have so many strikes tonight

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least this isn't BAD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Rowandian performance.

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like he doesn’t actually read any comments other than his own.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He stole my strategy!

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least that one had a subject line.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this is bradleybear’s GDT account.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You suck.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

contrary to earlier reports by Jim Gray, McCutchen is not out of the game. At least, Andrew isn’t. Daniel is.

by mlb22 on Aug 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. Thats super confusing.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Pirates

7-5 Padres

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Bobby?

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WAS THE MISSING PIECE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOING PLACES!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

His presence was clearly inspiring

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

seemed like he just was lonely hanging over the railing

by ACgiant97 on Aug 11, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope the other boys are nice to him.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP called it, and....he played MLB

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Little League?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meet Joe Pavelski? Who?

by mlb22 on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S AN AMERICAN HERO

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAD THE PRIMARY ASSIST TYING THE GOLD MEDAL GAME AGAINST CANADA

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE IS THE CLUTCHEST PLAYER TO EVER PLAY

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WHOOOOO IS HE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WAS THE SHARKS' FINAL PICK OF THE 2003 DRAFT

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE SCORED 26 POINTS IN 16 GAMES FOR THE WORCESTER SHARKS

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS NUMBER IS RETIRED BY HIS JUNIOR TEAM, THE WATERLOO BLACKHAWKS

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

good lord, someone stop mymclife

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Pavelski is my guy. I could have gone on longer, like his alma mater, his brother, his game 5 OT goal, etc. But I think people got the point.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you didn’t just go there, did you?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god, he is a shark? given the ratings, i sadly expect that more people know who Amy G. is

by mlb22 on Aug 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt it. The guy was the second line center for the US Olympic team, he was leading the race for the NHL’s playoff MVP trophy during the first two rounds, he’s become sort of a cult hero among hockey fans (“The Big Pavelski”), and is one of the guys being considered for the captaincy position on the Sharks. He’s probably the most popular Shark right now.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 11, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

mymclife will NOT be happy bout this

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont live in SF

by mlb22 on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in the bay area and didn’t know. Oh well.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUDvgq_DouM

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THE PADRES

SADL;FKJASD;FJAKSDFJAS;DFASJDFJASKFJDASFDJASDF;JA;SJVA,MVNEOPRUANVJLPWE98URKJVCNKLVNASD;LJFA;SDJFKLA;SJDFAJSDKFJAKSLCZMVX,EWPORU and the pirates

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Not the Pirates fault, we know they suck.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria would’ve been out by 4 feet and then DL’d for four weeks.

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Craaaaaap

8-5 Padouches

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Tito (Brooklyn) Which pitcher would you rather face, Jack Morris or Bert Blyleven?
Joe Morgan (11:21 AM)
I don’t think I ever faced Jack Morris. I faced Blyleven. I would say this, if it’s the seventh game of the World Series, I would think Jack Morris has proven that he isn’t the one you want to face.
Joe Morgan (11:21 AM)
That’s a very difficult question because I didn’t face Jack Morris.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/play-index/pvb.cgi?n2=morgajo02&n1=morrija02

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to catch up on that. Im too busy watching Dexter.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s still good.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he about to sing “Puttin’ On the Ritz”?

by Every6thDay on Aug 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright Pirates...

Let’s go back-to-back-to-back-to-back like the D’Backs did

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 11, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

today?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Tied MLB record

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 11, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching when the Sox did it. It was cool.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

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