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Point/Counterpoint: Should the Giants bring up Brandon Belt?

 

Should the Giants call up Brandon Belt, who has hit .370/.465/.630 so far in his first professional season? Let’s take it back a few years and check in with our old friends, Point and Counterpoint:

Star-divide

Point: Brandon Belt might be the left-handed bat the Giants need off the bench. He could start at first for a couple of games every week, which would effectively push Aaron Rowand out of the lineup against tough righties. It’s a big jump for a player who started in A-ball this year, but maybe he’ll be this year’s Pablo Sandoval. Well, not this year’s Pablo. Maybe he could be the two years ago Pablo for this year.

Counterpoint: Belt has never been through a pennant race. Give me one example of a rookie who helped a team in a pennant race or in the playoffs.

Point: I’ll dig deep on this one and say, "Buster Posey."

Counterpoint: Okay, that’s one.

Point: Will Clark.

Counterpoint: Well, now you’re just pulling out all-time Giants greats. And, yes, I know Willie Mays helped the Giants win the ‘51 pennant as a rookie. You can’t just assume Belt is an all-time great.

Point: Dustin Pedroia. Miguel Cabrera. Andruw Jones.

Counterpoint: Got it. Belt is guaranteed to have a Hall-of-Fame kind of peak, so let’s play him.

Point: No, you asked for one example of a rookie who helped a team in a pennant race or in the playoffs. Fine. Nick Swisher, Asdrubal Cabrera, Jacoby Ellsbury, and Geovany Soto.

Counterpoint: Yeah, but those guys were good, so they got playing time. You can’t give playing time to a guy if you don’t know if he’s good.

Point: Wait, that...

Counterpoint: Rookies are an unknown quantity. You can’t trust them to succeed, so they shouldn’t play until you can trust them.

Point: This is the worst point/counterpoint this site has ever hosted. Do you want to take a break while I jot down some legitimate counterpoints? There’s the service time issue. There’s the idea that his minor league numbers won’t translate as well as one might think, especially considering he’s still learning a new swing. Those are legitimate reasons. The Giants organization might know there’s a hole in his swing that could get exploited at the major league level, and they’re still working with him.

There are legitimate reasons to not want Belt up. Heck, I kind of agree that it’s too soon. I’m just playing devil’s advocate because that’s the job description. The biggest argument is that he’d get Poseyed if he came up. He’d get, like, sixteen at-bats between now and the end of the season.

Counterpoint: Damn right he would. I’d see to that.

Point: Wait a second, why is your voice so deep and anesthetizing...

turns on lights

Point: Oh, god.

Counterpoint: The temp agency called me because someone was sick.

Point: There’s no temp agency! Get out of my bed! And why are you wearing my wife’s negligee?

Counterpoint: I was told that Counterpoint was the girl. I was getting in character.

Point: Get out, get out, get out!

They later found Counterpoint’s body in a storage locker at the Greyhound station. That’s probably why you haven’t seen this hoary old format in a while.

Long story short: Brandon Belt might get playing time if he goes 11 for his first 16 in the majors. Anything less, and he’ll just be racking up service time while sitting on the bench. He might not even get a chance to get 16 at-bats. That’s all Posey had in a month last year, remember. I’m Belt-curious, but there’s no way it will work.

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As much as I'd like to see him up here...

Bochy would not play him, and in the few chances he does get he’d be rusty after riding the pine night after night.

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Reward his year with a September call

I see no problem with this whatsoever.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Agreed, at BEST a september call up

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

AT BEST!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT BEST A SEPTEMBER CALL UP …. AT WORST

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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#52

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not unless there is an injury to replace.

by kaliber on Aug 11, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm…. I think that could be arranged.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/knock, knock, knock
Gilloolygram ma’am.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, if you’re the A’s, an “injury”.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which, basically, there always is. If you only have one guy you need to get on the post-season roster, it’s not a problem. I think David Price and Francisco Rodriguez were both September call-ups in the year their respective teams went to the WS.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know about David Price, but who is this Francisco Rodriguez?

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Aug 11, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria is hurt every 2 games

Not a problem

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

COUNTERPOINT NOOOOOOOOO

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought Counterpoint was being played by Bruce Bochy. After the negligee reveal, I still think it’s him.

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Aug 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no room in the outfield or 1B.

Every player (Nate, Ishikawa, Rowand) that Belt could replace on the roster is out of options. You’ll lose them if you bring him up before September.

If Belt was a SS, he’d be up already.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

September would be okay, though. I’m sure there’s someone they could lose from the 40 man.

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to sfgiants.com, they only have 38 players on the 40-man roster.

by kaliber on Aug 11, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solves that problem.

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way in hell Belt should be brought up before September

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Belt was a SS he’d be the best prospect in the minors.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 11, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should have clarified : I don’t mean if he has his current numbers as a SS, but rather, his prospect status and relative numbers compared to his peers as a shortstop.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I knew what you meant. I was just salivating a bit. That bat at shortstop…whew.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 11, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Belt was a SS, he’d be up already baseball’s best prospect.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

read this as "there is no room in the oufield for a 1B, I chuckled

I have seen the future of Major League Baseball, and its name is Buster Posey.

by atxgiantsfan on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So my question is, how is this situation any different than Pablos?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Basically it was a “whatever” type of move that had no way of hurting the team? Yea, that makes sense actually

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. The Giants weren’t in a pennant race in ‘08. They could play Pablo every day to make sure he’s getting AB’s even if he sucked. If Belt sucks, he’s sitting and wasting time on the bench.

2. The Giants third baseman before Pablo was Jose Castillo. Belt would be replacing either Burrell or Ishikawa in the lineup. He’s not going to hit better than Burrell, and he probably won’t hit better than Ishikawa, but even if he does, it won’t be a big difference. The gain from Ishikawa to Belt won’t justify the month of service time and the risk that he won’t hit.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Aug 11, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence, it would be a better idea to give Belt as much time as possible in the minors to feel comfortable, even in AAA and bring him up earlier in the season where there’s less pressure on him to perform

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAA? Why would you send him down there?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crappy pitching/players in AAA!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Belt’s already in highest level in the Minors. AAA is actually a demotion.

by TBRMKane on Aug 11, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt wouldn’t be brought up as the savior of the franchise. He could sit on the bench, get some PH exposure to big-league pitching, and savor what’s ahead a bit. And if he rakes, give him a bigger role. It’s not a big deal. He’s not going to be brought up in September to be a starter.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 11, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, see that would be awesome

although i just think it would also be a good idea to just sit on it and wait until next year, see how he does in spring training, and then make the decision then…. Worst case? he goes to AAA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can still start next year at AAA. It’s not as if calling him up in September is going to cost him valuable minor-league playing time.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 11, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously people are worried about damaging his confidence though

and if bringing him up in September causes him to lose confidence that’s a problem… WHat i mean by that is if he K’s alot or does pretty poorly in big situations in September, that might damage his confidence

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could be early-inning PH filler, or garbage time filler, or a bad-team day-game-after-night-game starter and be kept out of too many big situations. And giving him a little exposure to the bigs should be good for him.

Let’s say he does poorly – that gives him something to go back to the minors and work on next year. If his confidence is that fragile, he needs to toughen up. Plus just being around big-league players and coaches should be good for him.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 11, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also here’s my other question, what would this do to him and the clock on arbitration?

And actually i wouldn’t mind him playing at all in September, i’d love that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really think Belt’s arb clock is a major issue, because I regard it as unlikely that he would be a prime candidate to be in the majors next year any time before the AS break anyway.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

so that's how it works?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The issue would be whether he ended up with either three full years of service or enough service time to qualify for “Super 2” status after his second full season. To be a Super 2 you need about two years plus 130 days of service time. So unless you think that the Giants would be likely to bring him up next season prior to about July 1, it doesn’t really matter if they “start his arb clock” by calling him up in September.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

so if he was JUST up in September nothing happens

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it starts his clock but that can be offset by calling him up later next year (if at all?).

The clock starts and stops with major-league service time; it doesn’t just start at the time of callup and proceed from there. Sending the player to the minors stops the clock again.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 11, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we’d have to assume he’d be coming up next season sometime

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That shouldn’t matter with a callup that lasts less than 30 days. If he accumulated 86 days of service time and became a super-two, that might be a problem. But a September callup can be offset by calling him up later next year.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 11, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus just being around big-league players and coaches should be good for him.

I believe this is why Posey was called up and not started last year.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you bring him up, start his service time and having him sit on the bench? It’s Posey all over again.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt should and WILL hit better than ish!

by Bus on Aug 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

+1

But a September cup o’ coffee and pat on the back sounds good. Get him used to the stadium, the intensity, his team mates, etc. And maybe a left-handed bat off the bench for the playoffs (when there is an injury) and he has done some hitting in the bigs.

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Aug 11, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i remember that guy, dude was terrible

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hit doubles

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by Viliphied on Aug 11, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude's not in the majors

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude's in Korea (i think)

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by Viliphied on Aug 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiki says Yokohama BayStars

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude-san.

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Aug 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was in Taiwan

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by Gobroks on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Sabean is Bork-shy after last year.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

This is kind of like calling up Thomas Neal at the end of last year. In fact, it makes less sense, considering last year we didn’t have great OF options and we were in a pennant race then too. Belt’s been fantastic for…not even one season? Don’t get me wrong, I’m ridiculously excited about him, and the fact that he’s continued to hit in AA is an excellent sign, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Aug 11, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, I mostly agree with you, but Neal’s season was good last year. Belt’s has been something more.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

But he’s still only been in A+ and AA. If he were playing well (not even THIS well) in AAA or AA/AAA, then a callup would be a great idea. But a lot of what he’s done has been in the low minors, and despite what Brian Sabean thinks, the talent level goes up from each stop. Bumping him to the majors would likely have him see a steady diet of good breaking pitches that he just hasn’t had to handle yet (if my understanding of the low minors is at all accurate).

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Aug 11, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You obviously forget

That if he has success in AAA, it’s only because all the good pitchers are in the majors.

by Cheeeese! on Aug 11, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richmond is harder than Fresno. Chances are he’d be doing better in Fresno, counter-intuitive as that may seem.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a hitter v. pitcher environment, yeah, the PCL is full of launching pads and Richmond is horrible. So making a direct comparison of stats isn’t necessarily going to give you an accurate picture. But the talent level – on pitching and on defense – is higher in AAA. And the FO should have knowledge of the discrepancies in environment, and be able to make an assessment with that in mind.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Aug 11, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you trying to ruin Belt's career by writing about him, Grant?

Haven’t you already done enough?!

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You want me to write for Gas Lamp Ball, don’t you?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your analysis work would be easier

WINZ!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you curse over there?

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Special Guest Columnist!

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Why the Padres Bullpen May Be the Best In Major League History” by Grant Brisbee

/Mike Adams blows lead in the 8th

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Why the Padres Would Never Trade Mat Latos for Eugenio Velez” by Grant Brisbee

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could get used to that

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Why the Padres would never DFA the entire Hairston lineage” by Grant Brisbee

That is what I want to read.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree with this

Grant is our secret jinx weapon. He should stay here to entertain us (like a monkey) and write about our opponents in glowing terms.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I fully expect Belt to have a 600 OPS from here on out now.

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

obvious

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jane, you ignorant slut.

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Still one of my most favorite quotes from all of SNL. And I don’t think I was even born when they were doing this bit.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

In case you dont know, the guy on the right is Brian Wilson’s uncle.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Brian Wilson was Canadian

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Aug 11, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WERE Canadian

If Brian Wilson were Canadian….

Sorry, the grammar nazi in me screams to be appeased from time to time.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are?

Seriously though, one doesn’t need to be Canadian to have a Canadian uncle.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am totally serious man.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is only one Brian Wilson being referenced.

Why is “was” incorrect? You would use that for any other singular subject…

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by breadfan7 on Aug 11, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

subjunctive voice

you should know this, teach.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

subjunctive mood.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re so moody.

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up and hand me that chocolate bar

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/surreptitiously licks chocolate bar before handing it over

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up and hand me, that chocolate bar…

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Erm

ewwwww

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 11, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Aug 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes.

Summer gets us all.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 11, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen that movie.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was (LOL – I R OLD). I watched it while I was babysitting.

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by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And don't forget

“Dan, you pompous ass.”

Good times.

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Aug 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I as well.

The definition of perfect delivery.

by Cheeeese! on Aug 11, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

Jane Grant, you ignorant slut

Pablo's not fat. He's just got body.

by LeMasterBlaster on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into; I say, let ’em crash.”

Hitting 74 on the radar gun but hitting my spots.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Aug 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably No

…because if starts out 2 for 17 he’s immediately in Bochy’s land of SSS. If he doesn’t start hot he will be seen (at best) as an inconsistent platoon-type player who will eventually be traded for a mediocre middle innings reliever a la Bowker.

by Into the Void on Aug 11, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt, LH hitting first baseman…MLE says we could expect .279/.326/.481 for an .807 OPS.

On the other hand, the LH hitting first baseman we already have is hitting…let’s see….298/.348/.452.

What problem are we trying to fix again?

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think Ishikawa can hit that for the remainder of the year?

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Giants have a team that could reach the playoffs

Lincecum troubles notwithstanding.

I love who Belt is becoming, but let’s not rush him. That’s a lot of pressure to put on a guy, and I don’t want to see him get shaken by legitimately tough MLB pitching and then tweak something in his swing and get derailed.

Also, I am irrationally concerned that his line drive style won’t play as well in Mays Field from the left side. That concern is somewhat dissuaded by Posey’s success here with opposite-field power, which proves that good players hit because good players hit. I’m hoping Belt is the kind of player who hits well no matter what.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 11, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

aren’t line drives a good thing from the left side at ATT? I thought the danger was trying to lift balls out into RF.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 11, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah line drives are good no matter what. Fly balls die in right.

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more that his line drive HRs would turn into long singles, and maybe he loses some extra base hits in the gap with fielders shading that way. But as I said, if he can hit, it doesn’t matter.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 11, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering what the Cubs were able to do with an assload of hits that were singles last night,

I’ll take a singles hitter over a GIDP hitter.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m curious but lets just leave him where he is at the moment. He really would get no playing time whatsoever besides a few sporadic pinch hits here and there, and I’m not sure that would be a huge benefit to us.

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I only go after the hard ones.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you’re just forcing it in there!

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok are you finished yet (because I’m starting to get sore)?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have completely reasonable expectations for this player.

Quietly hoping Brandon Belt develops into John Olerud, circa 1993.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Aug 11, 2010 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I was expecting a funny poll.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Like this?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that mouse going to make a mousse?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is one evil looking mouse

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 11, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he could play SS, I'd consider it more seriously.

As it is, the team doesn’t need additional bodies at his current position(s), so unless he came up just for the atmosphere in September, he’s fine where he is.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

what if he could play 2nd?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

or DH?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe-ish. I’m just figuring that Rent and Uribe are teetering on the edge of the DL. I don’t think Burriss is gonna be the answer.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss is definitely not the answer. And frankly, he has no place on any big league roster. He is Bocock.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 11, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s better than Bocock. But yes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss.... sadly, won't EVER be an answer for anything

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless the question is something like: “Which player on the Giants’ roster doesn’t belong in the majors?”

by kaliber on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellenmeyer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may have missed it, but he isn’t on the roster.

:P

by kaliber on Aug 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, Bautista!?!?!?!?!?!?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh...

The point was that if they hadn’t sent Rohlinger down to make room for Wellemeyer, they wouldn’t have had to call up Burriss.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Uh"

The point was that I was making a joke to screw with Pika.

by kaliber on Aug 11, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Who has the prettiest eyes in baseball?”

by The Double Deuce on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, didn’t you hear? Burriss was a FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK. He also has 24 stolen bases.

Thus: TEH ANSWER

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a first round draft pick? Damn.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 11, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 8th grade dodgeball intramural league

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what some idiot keeps saying on Twitter. Also, he competed with Ray Durham for the 2B spot in 2008 and won. No, really.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO I WAS WRONG, OK. YOU DON"T HAVE TO CALL ME NAMES. GEEZ!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you’re not him, because he would never admit that he was wrong. ;-)

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 11, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, RyRohl is “crap.”

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically Supplemental 1st (I think)

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a supplemental round pick, as compensation for (I think) Alou.

I don’t know if that technically counts as the first round.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I haven’t been around this week and I’m sure it’s been discussed but WTF? BURRISS

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I would rather watch Guzman try to play SS.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU IMPLYING HE COULD NOT?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry! I forgot that he can play all positions, including RHP!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN STRAIGHT

His LHP could use some work though. I am running out of dollars to put on the ground though.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edwards Guzman?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/evil eye

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to call up Rohlinger soon, I think.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS... Rohlinger>Burriss, but it was that 10 day rule i think

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. So glad we sent him down to make room for Wellemeyer.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

we learn from our mistakes

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not according to my sig:

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT UR WRONG ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU DUMBASS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my all-time favorite quotes

“Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.”

- Joe Theismann

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m imagining a very smart, very bitter cousin Norman. Chip on the shoulder of his brain. Invented sliced bread or something but still never got the public accolades.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL...Rec'd

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

By we you mean McCoven....

Right, because we all know Sabes doesn’t, that’s why Barry Zito begets Aaron Rowand begets Mark Derosa.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FrSanchez is in this line.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a toss up...

whether to use him or DeRosa as this year’s example although in retrospect, I omitted Dave Roberts.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

excuse me, MANAGEMENT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for arrogant pieces of shit like Sabean and Bochy

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wait, we sent him down for Ramirez, right? In any case…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, last year I did see a college softball team (a good one even, it was the CWS) that had a left-handed second baseman.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that does sound like the most awkward sight ever

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only guess that there’s so few double play opportunities in softball that it doesn’t matter all that much. Still seems like a significant disadvantage though.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

needed to put her in some sort of position

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I see what you did there!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-6-3 double play would actually be easier for a LH 2B

6-4-3 would be insanely tough

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m left-handed and play SS on my beer league softball team. i find it easier to turn the 4-6-3 double play.

You're F*cking Out!

by Kenny F*cking Powers on Aug 11, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d think a lefty SS would work better than a lefty 2B. Just speculation, however.

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Aug 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ring Lardner

once used the simile “screwy as a left-handed third baseman”. Although apparently there’s been at least one of those in the major leagues.

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Mattingly played some 3B

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked it up: He did

3 games
2 starts
18 innings

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I did not know that. The fact that he had two starts makes it extra wacky, since it clearly wasn’t a “Pedro Feliz: Catcher” situation.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIke Squires

…played at least one inning of one game for the White Sox at 3B. IIRC.

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Aug 16, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely less of a problem on a chopper he has to charge, and obviously much less of a problem turning the double play.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he was still hitting the hide off the ball I’d say yes, but as he is in a little slump right now, I want to leave him at a level that I know he can succeed at and get out this funk before thinking about bring him up.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

No, no, no, no, no!

Belt still has a hole in his swing (the inside fastball at the belt), that he’s made real strides in improving on. He’s fouling that pitch off with regularity, but at the big league level, pitchers who have better control will exploit it, and unfortunately all of the Giants remaining games are not against their bullpen. Leave him in Richmond, or call him up to Fresno if he’s ready, but don’t call him up to the big leagues where he may get frustrated and regress on the progress he’s made. Not to mention that he’ll get Bochy’d and wind up sitting on the bench.

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 11, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly, he needs to buckle down.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 11, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

…strap it on.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, this changed direction dramatically.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 11, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so if, during a brawl, you were to hit the person he was on top of, would that be hitting below the belt?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinky

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he should take up karate, become a Black Belt

…then surprise people when they find out he’s white.

KGS: Khalil Greene Syndrome

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

September ok

Not any time before that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

God this team is fucking stupid

DON’T PLAY GUYS THAT WILL HELP US!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!!!

by DimaK on Aug 11, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT’S ALL THIS TALK ABOUT SOVIET JEWELRY?

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Aug 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"oh."

“Never mind.”

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT – Kemp is out of the Dodgers lineup again.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

VD?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you be more specific...

So optimistic I fart sunshine and rainbows.
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help yourself

http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1T4GGLG_enUS309US309&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=venerial+disease&aq=0&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=venerial+d&gs_rfai=

(not safe for anything)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, she’s like a sniper. only she gets much, much closer to her target.

i wonder if she works for agent colletti.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 11, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by ‘works’ you mean have sex with the players for money then yes.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they are going to throw him away

I’ll take him on the Giants.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes plz

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no thanks

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

absofucking lutely

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not going to matter

The series against the Braves made it pretty clear that the Giants will struggle to make the playoffs if they have to actually play good teams with real pitchers.

I don’t want to even think about how bad the Giants would look in a playoff series.

by thecheat on Aug 11, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Just get there

I’ll take my chances after that.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless some things change

I don’t see us getting there. But you’re right…you never know what might happen in the playoffs.

by thecheat on Aug 11, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the other contending teams have also been intermittently crappy

so you really have no point worth making

even the awesome teams lose 40% of the time

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize the "predictions" part was a little too complex in my post below

I should have made it easier to understand. OMG SOMEONE’S SUGGESTING NEGATIVE THINGS.

by thecheat on Aug 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I am sure that is it. They just didn’t understand you.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's ok...

..if I think there’s a decent chance that our vomit-inducing offense and Cy Young struggles might keep us out of the playoffs.

To suggest that it’s “no point worth making” is unreasonable.

by thecheat on Aug 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to this, the Giants are 2 points below league average in OPS+ and mmiddle of the pack in runs scored. Define ‘vomit inducing’.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we’re all a little tired of having – at best – an average offense.

Johnny, I’m getting to the point where the Giants make me want to kill myself. Every time we have a series like the Atlanta one, I get flashbacks to 2007 and it makes me want to vomit until I die.

I need a new hobby or something.

by thecheat on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

An average offense is a major upgrade! They have been utterly shitty for several years now…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

His disapproving look just seals it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If an asian student gets 90.7%,

He is expected to commit seppuku

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

Where are you finding these?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Search : High Expectations Asian Father

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That was my life during high school.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is mine

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The text overtaking his head is brilliant

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one is great.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH my

My dad has said this to me in the past.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vomit Inducing: (adjectival phrase) 1) Being merely average in a league where only the top quarter of teams make the playoffs. 2) Dodgerdogs

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily, pitching and defense count too.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. Hopefully Lincecum’s struggles don’t last. Or Bumgarner’s.

by thecheat on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full disclosure: I don’t really see this as a World Series contending team, but it is better than last year’s for sure. Once in the playoffs the hot hand is king, so one never knows.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

over.reaction.

We had a bad series in Atlanta. Before that, we were the best offensive team in baseball for over a month.

Also, we have the best pitching staff in baseball.

Also, our bullpen is pretty OK.

Even in this series, we’re getting guys on base at a good clip, just not scoring them (21 baserunners, 4 runs LOL).

Vomit inducing is not getting any guys on base – losing when your pitcher throws a one hitter – or, just, 2007.

by scottishgiants on Aug 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is ridiculous – we’re 2 games out of FFS.

by scottishgiants on Aug 11, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Four Seasons?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things I would love

Jonathan Sanchez in the World Series striking out 12 while holding the Yankees to 0 runs over 8 innings. Then Wilson capping it with a 1-2-3 ninth.

Barry Zito foiling the Cardinals and going 7 strong innings.

The San Diego Padres turn out to be a not-awesome team and falling apart over the last month.

Mmmmm….optimism.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 11, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you're right
I don’t want to even think about how bad the Giants would look in a playoff series.

What are you, Lou Holtz?

FFS, they have the 3rd best record in the NL. They’re 24-13 since July 1. You don’t think other teams have flaws?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lou Holtz? I'm missing that reference.

Actually 4th best, but whatever. I think the Giants are looking pretty mediocre right now. I have little faith in the stability of our offense. Lincecum’s struggles make me cry at night.

Sometimes the fun in sports is in predicting things. My prediction is that the Giants are going to miss the playoffs (barely), and if they make the playoffs, that they will get beat handily.

I guess that wasn’t that much fun actually.

by thecheat on Aug 11, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Holtz coached Notre Dame...

…he was famous for underselling his team before big games. He’d practically apologize for his poor pathetic excuse for a team.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a McC pregame thread.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

grant needs to adopt the lou hotlz approach

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

they lost last night the season is over duh

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you believe Brandon Belt will be the difference between the Giants making the playoffs and not making the playoffs—and I don’t—why call him up early? Just bring up Bowker if you need a left-handed bat.

Wait…WHAT!?!?!?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Playoffs? really? PLAYOFFS??????

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the event other teams participate in in the month of October

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I’m looking forward to the Giants edition of this…but the lack of “tings” will make me haz a sad.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

0-6

LOL REDS

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO REDS!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not looking good for them, PiKA. They’re playing at home, too.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

D: noooooooo!!!!

i’m still hoping for Reds, Giants, Braves, Pads

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols > Votto in this series.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea.... and actually, i'm surprised

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was too until I looked at Votto’s game log. He’s in a bit of a slump with TEH RIBEYES.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

same same

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Aug 11, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Computer issues

So my computer keeps restarting when I try to use it. I’m not sure why. I ran a virus scan about half an hour ago (after I started having the problem), so whatever it is, Malwarebytes’ Anti-Malware can’t solve it. Interestingly, the computer works fine when I use Safe Mode with Networking, but the problem is that Safe Mode with Networking makes everything huge and hard to read. So I’d kind of like to be able to go back to normal mode.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you mean when you try to use it? When you try to run programs? Or it boots up and just randomly restarts?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET ME PEOPLE GO

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME? My.

/sigh

I’m the worst.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethnic UK Moses.

/parts seas

Blimey!

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yarr, let me people go, ya scurvy knaves!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Pharaoh be askin fer a journey to Davy Jones’ locker.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

About a minute after it boots up, it restarts without fail.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds like it could potentially be a heating problem. I’d make sure that nothing is blocking your fans and that they are running. If you’re not too scared, pop off the case and look inside. Is everything caked in dust? If so, get a can of air and blow it out (TWSS). Also, check the CPU to make sure the heatsink/fan is clear.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, re-seating your memory never hurts.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s so dusty I’m surprised it isn’t horrendously misusing relief pitchers. I’ll go get a can of air later. For now, I have decamped to another computer.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Log on.
2. Before the auto-restart, click Start, Shut Down and let it shut down.
3. Log in again.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve tried that, but when I log on again, it goes back to that.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can also (in that minute) try to open the Task Manager (Alt+Control+Delete) to see if any unknown nefarious programs are running (like dingerz.exe).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

dingerz.exe would be kind of cool to have, actually.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWPSS

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Aug 11, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's What Pablo Sandoval Said

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typing While Pooping, So Sorry

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing abnormal there.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

More detail please

I understand that might be difficult with a fritzy computer. I’m guessing you are on XP, Vista or Win 7.

If you are in XP, boot to safe mode. Go Start > All Programs > Accessories > System Tools > System Restore. Then restore to the most recent backup.

if you are in Vista…It is probably in a similar location. If you are in Win 7, just hit start then type system restore.

Hopefully this gets you back up.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on XP. Safe Mode with Networking shows no restore points, so I’ll try it in Safe Mode.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No restore points? None? WTF.

Also, Xanthan is right about checking the interior of you case.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Anybody take a look at the SBNation MLB Power Rankings this week? Seeing A.J. Pierzynski’s name so close to the Giants name was…unsettling…

by Cheeeese! on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

September. At the absolute earliest.

by Cheeeese! on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Belt played SS/3B/2B, then yes. At his current position, no.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes! The computer agrees with me!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since no one has said it

Belt played college ball and is much more developed than your typical player in his first professional season. Does this mean he can handle MLB pitching..there is only one way to find out.

I’m in the bring him up in September boat. FWIW

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This

If Belt truly is legit, why not bring him and see what he can do?

The Giants need all the offense they can get.

This awesome pitching ain’t gonna last forever…

by TBRMKane on Aug 11, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truly legit 2 quit

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also...

If I am reading the stats correctly, he has only grounded into 2 DPs so far. Clearly he isn’t ready.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly he isn’t ready a Giant.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually in favor of calling him up in September. I just don’t expect him to help the team in any significant way. He isn’t going to be the “big bat” that gets them into the playoffs. But that doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea to get him a little taste of the majors.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the bring him up in September boat too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!!!! for the first time in a while i agree with JPONRY!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should reply to everyone in this thread!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try?

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME EYES ARE TIRED!

He already has!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, stop being so sensitive, its the internet and people are just messing with you.

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

when’s the last time i was actually sensitive?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm done, everybody hates me D: i'll stop posting here forever!!!!!

ha

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You should be more sarcastic

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You made fun of my Stella, buddy.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

not ur buddy, friend

and stella? it’s a baby beer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve drank beers older than you. HUSH IT.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true :( i need to try more beer tho

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Public House!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was there during the preseason, it seemed that all the taps were domestic, and all the bottles imports. Is it still like that?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets in this line

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE BEER CRED, DAMMIT

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

likewise!

i’ve had many different types of beer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed that for you

i’ve had many different types of beers

"I don’t think I’ve ever heard a louder chorus of boos than when the Dodgers made the third out of the ninth. It was awesome.." - Aubrey Huff

by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW DIVERSION: Best beer you've had in the last month?

I had me some Spaten Oktoberfest a while ago. Went down very nicely.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 11, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer ramblings:

I’m kinda sad that SN canned their Anniversary Series. It’s been replaced by a Brown Ale (Tumbler) and it was alright, but I’d rather have the hops. And, the brown ale is supposed to be a fall seasonal, but it seems waaaay too earlier to release it. It’s still 95+ degrees here most days. The Tumbler was good, but I’m not in love with brown ales. Though, Sam Smith makes a really good one that’s probably my favorite.
 
I had some SkullSplitter a couple of weekends ago. A solid beer in the scotch ale style.

I’ve got one of these Breckenridge Small Batch IPA’s sitting in my fridge right now. I’ve been waiting to drink it.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to have to try the brown ale. Those are among my favorites. Haven’t seen it yet, though.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was good, but it tasted like more of a porter to me. Had more of a roasted taste to it that I generally associate with porters.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Porters are good, too. Sounds like a win either way!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 11, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have SkullSplitter often, but every time I do I really like it.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 11, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I brought back a bunch from Portland last time I went. Ninkasi makes some great stuff (and is starting to distribute in the Bay Area).

Stone/Victory/Dogfish’ Saison du BUFF is amazing.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just in WA last week and tried a few Ninkasi beers on tap (an IPA and a summer seasonal). Not bad for what I paid.

by nataku on Aug 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been on a bit of a saison/farmhouse ale kick lately – of those, my two current favorites are:

St. Feuillien
Le Merle

Trappistes Rochefort 10 is an abbey style that absolutely blew me away recently.

Drake’s IPA has been climbing my “favorite IPAs” list.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drake’s is amazing. They have a happy hour at the brewery in San Leandro the first Friday of every month.

(They’re owned by Triple Rock/Jupiter, too. I had no idea.)

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh. Good thing I don’t live close to SL. I do need to visit that brewery though. Do they serve any special seasonals there?

I’m pretty happy living within walking distance of Wine Affairs in SJ who carry Pliny the Elder on tap.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, usually. Here’s what they had at one bar (they set two up): http://twitpic.com/2c9jbz

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. Did you try any of those? Thoughts?

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

1500, Aroma Prieta, IPA (I love hops). All good.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just moved out of that neighborhood (end of last year). I was one house off The Alameda on Fremont. Wine Affairs was a nice addition to that sleepy ’hood.

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ommegang’s Hennepin is an excellent saison.

by nataku on Aug 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get some Odonata if you can find it. They’re local (Sac) but brand new, and they have low distribution. Super nice guys, too.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong question.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
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by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drink Buffalo Trace, I don’t trust the beer supply.

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by ResDog on Aug 11, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that similar to ram’s piss?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the first few, I can’t tell.

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by ResDog on Aug 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna say a Tucher dark beer I had back in Nuremberg a couple summers ago

I think it was the dark one here, but I’m not entirely sure.

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by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the past few months

Three Floyds Gumballhead and Victory Prima Pils are both amazing summer beers with enough hops to please.

Recently I’ve been drinking a lot of English ESBs and English IPA (different from American IPA). Fuller’s ESB, Samuel Smith India Ale, and anything by Wychwood are great.

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sour beer at the Trappist in Oakland – delicious.

by scottishgiants on Aug 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, you live in Columbus, correct? A good friend of ours just got a job there and we might go visit her in a couple of months. We should hang out and make fun of Pika.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh....

i’ll only be like 2 hours away from ya

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And...

Roger can vouch for me, I’m not too weird.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most definitely! Who is she going to be working for?

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure. Details are vague but I think it’s some kind of contract thing. We are already planning our trip to Schmidt’s.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also came to the conclusion last night that I mostly love Columbus for Schmidt’s. I’ve only spent a few days total in town. I think we went to the botanical garden once. That was neat.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Columbus>>>>>Cincy+Cleveland+Youngstown+Toledo

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schmidt’s is delicious.

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This?

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.schmidthaus.com/

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truly great!

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those mountains are not blue!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF IT’S READY TO DRINK?!?

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by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until I saw the can I thought you meant this kind of Schmitts

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by TehGreekStallion on Aug 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

any good bars or brews in Columbus?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessir. Three brewpubs, and a few really great bars (a couple have 20+ taps).

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

and when I say three, I mean three local brewpubs. We have a Gordon Biersch, BJ Brewhouse, etc.

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, since we have those brewhouses as well too, NICE

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drool

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to point out that you’ve kinda been PiKA’d.

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meaning that I’ve been posting a lot all of the sudden? HDU

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW, that’ll be one thing that i’ll have to do when i’m out in Ohio… actually i have no idea what i’ll be doing after college anyway, so i might be out there for school as well

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the captain of this boat, anyway?

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by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I too, am Belt-curious.

by fwoty oz on Aug 11, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s call up Conor Gillaspie instead.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He had his shot.

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh?

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLANK!

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The white, corner infielder version of Zorak?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the hot asian female one

clank

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by operation carrot on Aug 11, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canseco?

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddie Lewis?

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by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sickles said his D is improving.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt!

He can just flat out hit always has been able too unless somebody (Texas) screws up his stance again.

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Question

It’s a well-established fact that Fresno is below Richmond. Is Fresno also below San Jose? I’m not sure about this point.

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by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

really if we add another 1st basemen

huff better learn to play center field

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by operation carrot on Aug 11, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

in the kids field along the 3b side at the park

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by operation carrot on Aug 11, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really more behind the left field bleachers…

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he meant on the lawn under the big metal Angels logo on the Embarcadero.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

First Benchman

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by EliminateMe on Aug 11, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point

I like the Giants’ lineup except for Ishikawa. I’d rather replace him with Belt.

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by RDreamer on Aug 11, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i like ishi

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by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like on the bench, amirite?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather replace him with Huff and platoon Rowand & Schierholtz in right.

Ishikawa’s still having a fine season, though.

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

id rather put uribe at first and sanchez at second. I dont want to start the whole “freddy is awful V freddy is midly decent” flame war but i like that lineup alot.

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by operation carrot on Aug 11, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with that lineup would be Uribe, not Freddie.

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ideally he would bat lower in the lineup. Power is something this team is lacking. I like knowing a guy could go long at anytime. the problem is that he needs to stop trying to hit homeruns and just let it flow naturally.

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by operation carrot on Aug 11, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say the problem is that he just isn’t very good — never has been, except for last year. He’s probably a better starter at middle infield than Renteria or Sanchez, but at first base? Ishikawa’s a better hitter, and Ishikawa sucks.

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta meet the quote of one asian per team. They’re still somewhat short between Timmy and Travis.

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda wish we had Fukudome.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh….

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems like a pretty useful guy to have. Plays decent D, hits RHP wel.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if he was free

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which, I think, he basically is, right? Aren’t the Cubs trying to move him?

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's probably around a 3ish WAR outfielder

Around a 8-10 bat, probably a +7 or so outfielder in the corners.

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by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swap him with Rowand? I doubt the Cubs would do that.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'd definitely do that

But the Cubs wouldn’t…. maybe for Bradley when they had him

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by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would do that yesterday.

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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL contract = no prospects.

I was hoping the Giants would make a deal for him, actually.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he knows how to take a walk, actually.

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was 3.1 WAR guy last year but is has a 0.8 WAR value this year

Line:

10 Hrs and 49 RBIs, .256 Avg. .367 OBS .431 SLG

(Rowand: 9 Hrs 31 RBIs .247 .303 .396, WAR of 0.6)

Fukadome is a better hitter but Rowand is a better fielder

They make about the same money (F: $14 million/R: $13.6 million)

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But wouldn’t CF Torres + RF Fukudome be better than CF Rowand + RF Torres?

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I, going forward, I’d also take Fukudome just based on skill. Rowand looks pretty bad this year and I wonder if he’s crashing.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d say he’s already crashed

and is currently on fire

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by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

PROOF

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by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

flew too close to the wall and burned up

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by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer wreckage!

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he’s still hitting?

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen his line recently?

He’s better than Rowand but he’s not exactly lighting it up.

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

His line looks exactly the same as his season last year. What am I missing?

2009: 15.4 BB%, 22.4 K%, .162 ISO, .346 wOBA
2010: 15.2 BB%, 19.9 K%, .175 ISO, .350 wOBA

He probably shouldn’t be allowed to hit off too many LHPs, but he looks pretty useful to me.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fukudome hit

.253 in May
.189 in June
.162 in July

(Hitting well in the August though)

Not to mention he plays in a hitter friendly park in Wrigley (especially compared to AT&T)

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolbattingaverage

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he knows how to walk

check it out.

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stats

Fukadome:
Mar/Apr: 344/.443/.641
May: .253/.348/.367
June: .189/.259/.226
July: .162/.340/.324
Aug: .385/.556/.923

Mar/April: .304/.333/.457/
May: 194/.228/.370
June: .273/344/.436
July: .286/.338/.397
Aug: .182/.438/.182

Fuk had a slightly better Mar/Apr, better May, and a much better Aug. Rowand had much better June and July.

Don’t really see the difference

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord man. Are you really trying to make this argument?

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m deciding whether to invest the time or not, but I think I won’t.

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even a cool photoshop?

come on

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by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENTERTAIN US

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d put your time towards more kick ass videos 8)

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can't I?

Fans of a particular team always think that their players are better or worse depending on the situation…

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for that gem tautology.

by speckops on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just amazed that you’re trying to make an argument regarding Rowand’s hitting abilities this season. It’s like revisionist history or something.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Revisionist history

The stats are listed above…

I am not saying Rowand is Albert Pujols…just saying that he is basically the same as Fukudome.

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s more SLG, less OBP.

by speckops on Aug 11, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly more SLG

Not even that much.

Fukudome almost doubles Rowands yearly BB totals

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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was looking at career totals, I suppose.

by speckops on Aug 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

and also no. not at all.

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by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not saying Rowand is Albert Pujols

That’s good, because no one ever said that anyways.

My argument isn’t that Fukudome is better than Rowand right now (which he is) it’s that he’s most likely a better bet going forward, which matters to the Giants. Since we would like them to be good in the future, too.

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Fukudome has more walks right now this season, then Rowand had all last season.

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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only difference I see between Rowand and Fukudome at this point is

is that Fukudome has one year left ($13.95 M) on his deal and Rowand has two years left ($12/$12 million)

So if that’s the case…yes Fukudome would be a better future…

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Is that the only difference you see?

I submit to you that there are other, significant differences between them.

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by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE IS AN AZN AND ONE ISNT

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by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

besides that.

<_<

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by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Aug 1

Fukudome season line: .249/.355./.403
BB rate: 15.1 %
K rate: 20.2 %
BB/K ratio: 0.88
BABIP: .279
Pitches seen: 1182 (297 PA)
Clutch: -0.02
UZR of -0.5

Rowand season line:
.252/.302/.405
BB rate: 5.5 %
K rate: 22.5 %
BB/K ratio: 0.27
BABIP: .289
Pitches seen: 1080 (308 PA)
Clutch: 0.94
UZR: 1.7

F takes a few more pitches and walks more.

R SO more, puts more balls in play, is better in the clutch (for what ever that’s worth), and is a much better fielder.

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

53 points of OBP is a lot

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like 5%!!!

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

go downthread

there’s more room

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by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

.9 WAR for Rowand

1.2 for Kosuke

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by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup...

0.6 v. 0.8 on baseball reference…

Again…not saying that Rowand is “better” than Fuku…just that they are about the same…

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"walks more"

In the way that I walk more than Stephen Hawking

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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Do you not see that gap in OBP?

Ok, how about this?

Rowand this season

Fukudome this season

wOBA* is park-adjusted wOBA.

That shit is not even close.

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by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what about the stats for Fukudome?

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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just messing with you.

Although I would still do a Fukudome for Rowand swap like that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had 37 at-bats in July.

Also, batting average.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensively...no

Rowand is a better defensive player this year…better Rfield and Rpos…

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Rowand never plays right, for whatever reason. I could very well be wrong, but I think Torres in CF could cover up a bit for not-so-good corner outfielders.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

First off, the year's not over yet

Second, I dislike when people just use year WAR values to determine true-talent level.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

tbh

i dislike when anyone focuses on one particular stat to evaluate a player, even if advanced metrics are a superior method of evaluation.

by ir1shgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think of WAR as more of a method of evaluating a player

In the end it’s a stat, but it encapsulates (or should) all the quantifiable aspects of a player’s contributions (or lack thereof). I would like to see people think through what they put in their WAR instead of just spouting out Fangraphs’.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would make up for the loss of Johnson, Merkin and Bocock.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

any player who has fuk in his name is fine by me

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on Aug 11, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No truth to he rumor that new stadium in Japan being built will be named after him.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hits dingerz off of Cy Young winners.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I thought Counterpoint was kind of a jerk. But then I saw that Counterpoint is kinda freaky and I liked. that.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t get mixed up with counterpoint… bad news I tell ya.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In case you hadn't noticed...

Rowand + Schierholtz = not very good platoon. Ishikawa is a good glove/mediocre bat coming off the bench. One of these guys is always in the lineup, and shouldn’t be.

The Giants still need a BIG bat at 1B, 3B, or RF to replace one of these three. Belt isn’t a BIG bat yet (and before you all start squawking, neither was Bowker) and Manny Burriss/Eugenio Velez sure as hell ain’t BIG bats.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This seems like a reply to something.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa's a career .272/.334/.413 hitter with 15 HR in about a season's worth of plate appearances.

Not good, particularly for a 1B, but not terrible either.

In short, Travis Ishikawa is not the problem (I expect an offseason trade to the Blue Jays).

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 11, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he ain't the solution either

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure he is.

Considering the available alternatives.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 11, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's our job as the lunatic fringe

to expand the paradigm of available alternatives

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

For example...

Angel Villalona… how is his murder trial coming along?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paradigm Shift imo

Time to switch to some Ravagers.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWOOP

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/big bat image

Listen to him, he’s the Commish.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the teevee show?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, does he have a pen?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

How big does a big bat have to be to be a BIG bat?

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bigger than Ishi + Rowand + Schierholtz

Which is to say, not that big.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had three comment boxes up.

and everytime a new post appears, my screen jumps.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Like that.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

+reply is your friend

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Castro signed by the Dodgers; Furcal to the DL.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Dodgers are toast.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My pokemonz will be pleased

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

CASTRO LINKED TO DODGERS

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lenin linked to the Reds

Tautology?

While you were reading this, Carlos Willoughby just stole second base.

by Lyle on Aug 11, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

:golf clap:

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me laugh

The Dodgers’ ace in the hole is JUAN CASTRO

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really should just give Chin Lun Hu that job if Furcal’s hurt.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean Yu Darvish

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy was one of my white whales for a while, but wow, a 726 ops in Albuquerque? At age 26? Brutal.

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ridiculous glove!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

PacT&T Futures Game MVP!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny Burriss isn’t sure what to think of that comment.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he knows.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the monster that is Jay Gibbons!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tired today

I literally lost sleep last night worrying about Lincecum

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

But what about Belt

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm for a Sep call-up

if they actually play him. I think he can help the team and the experience should be good for him. If he’s just gonna get Posey’d, don’t bother starting the service time clock

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

-Doc Brown, Zito fan

by jordanovich on Aug 11, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

Nah.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON’T BELIEVE YOU

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saving the word quota?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN

Rank’Em NL MVP:

Blech, Rockies.

    * 1 Albert Pujols (590) 18,808
    * 2 Joey Votto (636) 18,158
    * 3 Ubaldo Jimenez (94) 13,080
    * 4 Carlos Gonzalez (42) 11,306
    * 5 Adam Wainwright (25) 10,940
    * 6 Josh Johnson (32) 10,657
    * 7 Adrian Gonzalez (29) 10,395
    * 8 Matt Holliday (6) 9,177
    * 9 Ryan Howard (37) 9,134
    * 10 Adam Dunn (15) 8,864
    * 11 Scott Rolen (1) 6,875
    * 12 Aubrey Huff (15) 6,361
    * 13 Brian McCann (21) 6,195
    * 14 Jayson Werth (2) 4,312

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This just upsets me

I was so looking forward to seeing Panda in these types of lists this year.

Sad.

by Cheeeese! on Aug 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lotta pitchers there.

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But I think these three do deserve to be in the conversation.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, but Halladay’s better than any of them, except maybe Johnson. People overlook the importance of innings pitched.

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, you’re right. I didn’t notice it but I can’t believe Halladay isn’t on this list. (So used to thinking of him in the AL, I guess.)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Damnit!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 11, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol at:
Ubaldo
Carlos Gonzalez (lol splits)
Howard
Dunn

Pretty much a lol list

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the winner is

Whoever has the hottest September.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huffer.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd go Votto today.

But I agree it’ll be decided in the next month and a half.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo Adrian!

Is there a guy that means more to him team?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would be cool if they gave out the MVP to whoever was most valuable according to WAR. Who would that be?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Votto then Zimmerman.

I would be fine if every voter at least weighted WAR very heavily in their voting.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! Does that take their salary into consideration? You know to get the most value?

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really think that should be a factor in the MVP?

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really for the award but it would be cool if someone was recognized for actually being the best value.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the MBA (mom’s basement award).

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Thinking about it now it would probably go to some pre-arb player every year.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL WAR (FanGraphs)

Votto
Zimmerman
Torres
Pujols
Holliday

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 of the top 3 not in ESPN's list

ha ha ha ha laugher

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 11, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most voters would ask you what Afghanistan and Iraq have to do with baseball.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they don’t ask what it’s good for.

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the problem with WAR is that it’s so dependent on fielding metrics. And on positional adjustments, which are almost as dubious.

by Evan on Aug 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Pagan #2 ?!

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are the parenthetical numbers

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 11, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i assumed they were the # of 1st place votes?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres? Huff?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bandbox Biased

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

UbLOLdo

Where the hell is Zimmerman?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Manuel hacked into ESPN’s website and replaced him with Ryan Howard.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAY O.T.! Should I freak out yet?

I am in the process of applying for a SWEET job with a noteworthy ad agency. I’ve had 2 interviews already. After the second interview I was given an assignment to complete so they could evaluate my thinking and writing as I am somewhat underexperienced for the position (Brand Strategist). So within 3 hours of dropping off my assignment in person to the VP who had interviewed me in the second round I got an email from said VP trying to set up a time to “chat tomorrow (Tuesday)” about the recommendation I set forth in the document. Said VP told me “you were the only one who offered to submit this in person” (score for me). Said VP also said my executive summary was “insightful” and “appreciated.” Everything is looking sweet and I am thinking I’m one step away from an offer letter. Well that was Monday afternoon. It’s now Wednesday and the email asking to set up a time to “chat tomorrow” about my recommendation is now 48 hours old. I have responded twice by email with appropriate time slots, and once by phone without any response or return contact on VP’s part.

Is it time to freakout? Is the ball in my court to close the deal, or theirs to slot me a time? I REALLY want this job. Need some advice from the McCoven on this one.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds very promising!

I’d wait at least one more day. Ball is decidedly in their court. Something probably came out, like an all-hands-on-deck type situation.

good luck!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Wait at least one more day. You never know what comes up at an office.

by Cheeeese! on Aug 11, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a boss I disagree

I am never bothered by persistence and enthusiasm. This isn’t dating. It’s a bad sign that the company didn’t communicate well, but there may be a good reason, and if they’re not divulging it, best to try and find out.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I being cynical to think they just took the free work and will now cut cody_ransom loose?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt they would do that.

It wasn’t a logo or anything, it was a hypothesis for a market penetration/brand awareness problem with a recommended research methodology for validation. It was effing brilliant though.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this happens with designers though.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I am kind of in this line…

tentatively.

Trying to get the balls to write the email.

A chance to showcase everything I learned in my Org. Behavior class!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Man

Always trying to keep me down.

by Cheeeese! on Aug 11, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like you’re really close. Maybe give them a call?

I hope you get the job!

I’m not some Nerd-fuck who’s measuring REAL accomplishments against hypothetical BULLSHIT modeling and mythical probability graphs.

by jhiat00 on Aug 11, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boost the boss's car and put a salmon in his rims

that’ll teach him to play with your emotions

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 11, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That’s the kind of initiative we’re looking for!”

Seriously, I think one more day is good. At some point, just go in in person. Why not?

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you contact them again, take the opportunity to tell them something like: “I understand things come up that take priority, but I’m really excited about the possibility of joining the agency”

You’re far enough along where you wont sound like you’re groveling.

Best of luck…and start practicing your 10:00 whisky binging.

/madmen

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re probably still on good terms. People get busy. And the decision on who to hire is probably not scheduled to be made immediately.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 11, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

It’s sometimes hard to remember that the hiring manager/exec is not solely dedicating their time to hiring ME!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

But it really couldn’t hurt to call. You may even luck out and be able to get your answer from an overly informative secretary.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Aug 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, you should still be trying to get in contact with someone.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I am writing the email now.

If they say, hey lets talk tomorrow and go two days with nothing, I think:

1. They owe me an explanation.
2. My job to find out WTH is going on.

And the VP shouldn’t be discouraged by someone who is trying to find out WTH is going on when they are two days late setting a time for an appointment.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or they could end up anoyed.

But I doubt it considering how deep I am in the process at this point.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea – probably better calling than e-mailing though. Too easy to bury an e-mail and forget about it.

They shouldn’t get annoyed by that. Enthusiasm is a good thing.

by scottishgiants on Aug 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I left a VM yesterday.

Just sent email.

probably should have called though.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this crap.

I was very unguarded, open and honest in my initial email (Cover letter) and that seemed to work, it got me an interview even though I openly admitted to not having the requisite number of years exp. specified in the job description.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got an appointment tomorrow at 10!

Sweet.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

Good luck!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

good! persistence does pay off…

by scottishgiants on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont be like Vince in Entourage.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET!

interview tomorrow with the President of the agency.

VP started talking about the “type of work you WILL be doing,” and what my schedule is like…

I think tomorrow is basically a sign off interview.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 12, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

who here doesn’t wish we’d had a few more months of sweet, sweet Posey?

I say reward performance. Upside for Belt as a speedy LH absolutely help put is into the playoffs. Hell the way this season is shaping up he could steal one base and it would help us get in. I don’t know how many of you witnessed Matt Cain in his PH appearance a few days ago…maybe I’m still just a little raw from that experience.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT CURIOUS!

Especially when I’m drunk

Shit happens when you party naked

by The_Beard on Aug 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on Aug 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

There are two open slots on the 40 man

Who are they keeping them open for? Have to think Belt and Dontrelle Willis. Right? I mean, who else?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dontrelle Willis.

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Guillen

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ding Ding Ding

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Willis and Belt are my guesses

by TBRMKane on Aug 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Guitar Hero (Rush content)

From the Neil listserv:
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Young’s been called the “Godfather Of Grunge” for good reason: it’s because he was using dropped-D tuning far earlier than any of last decade’s nu-metallers like Korn and Limp Bizkit. Rust Never Sleeps’ “My My, Hey, Hey (Into The Black)” is the perfect example of Young advancing and pioneering guitar techniques long before anyone else.

Then, of course, there’s the similar “Rockin’ In The Free World” from Freedom, which epitomizes rock ‘n’ roll itself. Not only does everyone know its chorus, but it gave Nardwuar The Human Serviette his infamous sign-off.

So it’s appropriate the latter track is coming to Guitar Hero: Warriors Of Rock, which will be in stores Sept. 24 in the U.K. and Sept. 28 in North America. Young’s one of several artists including Arch Enemy, The Dillinger Escape Plan and Queensryche, whose songs will appear in the Guitar Hero franchise for the first time.

As previously reported, Guitar Hero: Warriors Of Rock will also include Rush’s entire 2112 album, along with songs by Black Sabbath, Soundgarden, Megadeth, Sum 41 and others.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Sum 41!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil Young, Soundgarden, Dillinger Escape Plan, and Megadeth. Color me interested!

Quietly hoping Brandon Belt develops into John Olerud, circa 1993.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Aug 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

correlation =/= causation

I seriously doubt it’s Neil’s drop-tuning that prefigured grunge. His love affair with feedback is a much more likely culprit.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil’s flannel shirt collection disagrees.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

feedback and flannel. but not the drop-tuning.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil was punk before there was punk

And he never sold out. Never.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Aug 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but he is kind of a lunatic who goes on homophobic rants and writes pro-war jams

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2006/may/05/popandrock.shopping7

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow—I never heard that unreferenced quote—any idea where it’s from?

I know there’s a lot of misinformation surrounding the Reagan support (per the Shakey biography by Jimmy McDonough ).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure about the source

I’ve seen it referenced a number of times. For some reason i want to say a Rolling Stone interview?

In the interest of fairness, who among us doesn’t launch into a coke-fueled tirade now and again?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just announced today he’s joining forces with Tyson Foods (yes, that Tyson foods) (see also: Food Inc.) to play a series of gulf coast shows with some proceeds going to gulf coast familes impacted by the douches @ BP.

Never is here. Farm Aid is weeping.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch.

Never say never.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fugs, The Monks, etc. would like a word with you.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know nothing about Guitar technique

but I love Niel Young. Even his throwaway crap has it’s merits.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil’s somewhat known for a number of one-note solos. That would be my speed on Guitar Hero seeing as I play (poorly) left-handed, and I’m red/green colorblind.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Example of a one-note solo...

And is Broken Arrow the best Niel Young song ever or just my personal favorite?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorites

The Last Dance
Vampire Blues

by Countificus on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

2112

I locked myself in my bedroom and learned all of 2112 when i was 13 or so. I can probably still play all of it nearly 30 years later.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

dingerz

#Orioles put Ty Wigginton on trade waivers today

by TBRMKane on Aug 11, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/kicks tires

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the AL teams have a shot at him, then half the NL gets a looksie. Doubtful

by nataku on Aug 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good points, but..

I think that if he was called up, Belt would get playing time. It’s different from the Posey situation, for a couple reasons.

1) Bengie was blocking Buster last year.
2) Bochy loooooved Bengie.

But now…

3) Aaron Rowand and Travis Ishikawa (mostly Ishikawa) would be blocking Belt
4) Bochy doesn’t really seem to care one way or the other about Rowand or Ishikawa.

You can debate whether or not it’s a good idea to bring up Belt, but I believe that, if he was up, he would get PT.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

You are a step removed...

Since Rowand and Ishi are both back ups… you are also forget Nate the Great….

Belt will likely PR if he is called up…Giants don’t need him for defensive purposes.

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are not backups

They’re essentially platoon starters.

This division/wild card will probably be decided by one win.

I happen to think that Belt is better than Ishikawa, and ANY increased margin we can get we should, right now.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This depends on what you think our chances are this year

I think that we should be doing absolutely everything possible to win THIS YEAR, damn the future.

If you think that, then Belt should be called up if he is better than ANY player whom he could feasibly replace.

I think that Belt is better than Ishikawa, so, therefore, I think he should be called up right now.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with your first sentence, but I don’t think we know enough to say that Belt is gonna be better than Ishi – and we definitely know enough to say that Boch probably won’t play him anyway.

by scottishgiants on Aug 11, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know nothing about Belt

but he is a minor leaguer while Travis is a MLBer…Travis has also done okay hitting wise:

.298 Avg, .348 OBS, and .452 SLG…3 homers and 21 RBIs in 136 PA…

Belt could be great but he could also be another Bowker…

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt has never had an OPS below 1.000 as a professional.

What else do you need to know?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLEs?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long has he been a professional?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

No fair!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minorleaguesplits.com

uses Connecticut as the “team” in the dropdown menu. I wonder if that is using that park’s adjustment or not. Or is that even a part of the equation?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLE for Belt according to minorleaguesplits.com

.286/334/501

And his D has been said to be spectacular. Good speed too with 6 triples in only 126 AB and 20 SB over the season in SJ and Richmond

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so beautiful.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Those are spectacular numbers.

Call his ass up.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I love him.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what am I so afriad of

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt could be great but he could also be another Bowker…

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker could be great but he could also be another Fred Lewis…

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not knocking Bowker (or his future)

Just talking about what Bowker did after being called up in 2008

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit 10 home runs?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 350 PAs

That’s about what Ishi is doing right now.

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

would that be so bad for Belt? I’m not catching the Bowker reference.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying he's going to suck

Just that Bowker had 10 homers in 350 PA and hit .255 with .300 OBS and .408 SLG…Ishi is doing better than that this year playing part time

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just say "OBS?"

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

on base slugging!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obstetrician percentage?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant OBP...

never quote OBS around here :)

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt could be great but he could also be another Bowker…

So you’re saying we’ll never know?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

See
Just talking about what Bowker did after being called up in 2008

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you mean a guy who never got a legitimate shot based on sporadic playing time and small sample sizes?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: I sponsor Bowker’s BB-Ref page. I need to think of a new quote to put on it.

I’m thinking of just this ‘:-(’

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about

“Hitter: Free to anyone who wants it”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as

"Hitler: Free to anyone who wants it"

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Poland raises hand

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

"Hitter:" Free to anyone who wants it

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LARS WUZ RITE
extrabaggs
Giants lineup sheet listed without extras. A sure sign team is on the fence about making roster move with Renteria.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You are not supposed to admit that publicly.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, Lars? He so rarely is, though.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET THE SURGERY, DEROSA HELL ON THE DL, RENTERIA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Medical Staff

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emergencies always bring out the reproductive instinct.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be bad

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Velez eligible to come off the DL?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap.

Bring Belt up quick.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am secretly Bochy

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am loosly Bochy

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Show us your bobblehead?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy me dinner first.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today's starting nine

Torres RF
Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Posey C
Burrell LF
Uribe SS
Sandoval 3B
Rowand CF
Zito P

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy birthday, LOL PANDA

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Franchez was better and there was no Rowand

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish our team were better.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not 2007 at least

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least your not a Jets fan

I log on to ESPN.com like 600 times a day hoping to see the “Revis finally signs” headline.

Sigh.

by Cheeeese! on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know who to side with there. Just give him half of what he wants

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is THE WORST possible year for a holdout like this. The CBA issues for next year + 4-5 franchise-level players ready for new deals at the same time…

ugh

by Cheeeese! on Aug 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look around the leagues

and Thank God that there is no salary cap in baseball.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like a glacial period

We are only halfway through the Age of Rowand.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/kills self

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rock stratification

“here, you can clearly see the Rowand era. It’s easily recognizable by the elongated deposit of baseball skills.”

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and here is a perfectly preserved death mask from where he face-planted into the CF fence

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This moraine was created by all of the low and away sliders he missed.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

what a moraine

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Groundball through the infield

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez hitting 2nd?

HE IS FIXED!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have the technology

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

not necessarily better, faster, or stronger though.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

more efficient in clearing bases, what are those called again?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 11, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

professional hitter

put on a show in BP

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO MOAR BABIES!!!!!!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok So this shit pisses me off
The Pakistani Taliban today urged the government not to accept western aid money, and offered to fund relief efforts itself. Taliban fighters have in the past attacked international aid groups in the country, accusing them of trying to introduce “un-Islamic” values

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Weeeeeee

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like someone’s fucking in the champagne room.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy fanatics are crazy and fanatical.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell if this is going to be met with a sarcastic “Breaking News!” comment, but John Shea just reported that Velez came off the DL and was optioned to Fresno.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

More like great news. Here’s to your health Eugenio.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now pay attention while you're in the dugout!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great news on both counts.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where he belongs.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so there is no ambiguity about this at all...

FU! You can all blow me!

Thanks. Carry on.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYONE CAN FUCK OFF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twister?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harldy even touched her.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

can or may?

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo, Ethier:

Andre Ethier, “RF”, Dodgers
2010 UZR: -16.3; Plus/Minus (2008-10): -22

Advanced stats show these players need to change positions

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Love how the RF is in quotes.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha quotes

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just need a bigger stick

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must own some kind of chocolate factory

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A leopard died to bring us this belt.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring Omar back

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a Gerber baby face.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe a Dodger fan once accused Cain of the same thing.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

Haven’t you see the bullets he can throw into the 3B dugout on the fly?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

STARTING ALL STAR CENTER FIELDER

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What position does he move to, though? I guess first base would be logical, and Loney’s no great shakes, but has he even played first base before?

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answering my own question, he played one inning of first base this year and that is the only action he’s had there in the majors.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The article said he should move to LF. Bye, Manny?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny won’t be back next year. Ethier should move to LF.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if he’s that far below average in RF, he’ll still be well below average in LF. Tolerably below, given his bat, but still.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

My money is on the buddhahead

Anyone wanna bet on the scrappy gamer?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically the same.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

KF has a slight edge

but way more upside, obvs.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a better hitter AND if the Giants traded Rowand, they could play Torres in CF full time.

Burrell – Torres – Fukudome (vs RHP)

yase plz.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, how do you feel about High On Fire?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm a fan!

Blessed Black Wings is a friggin great record, and the new one isn’t half bad either. But BBW (heh) is the absolute jam. To me.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m listening to BBW right now.

Cool guy hi-5

/5s

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

this song is pretty sweet

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Lars’ pants.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay...then..

Just don’t ask me to look for it

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

…or link to it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wOBA, power, the fact that Rowand appears to be broken somehow and Kosuke seems to be bouncing back.

These aren’t things that can be proven here and now, of course. It would still be a gamble, but it would certainly be a gamble i’d be willing to take.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 2010, Fukudome is leading in every single category

except K% and BABIP.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“except K%”

lulz

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tis official
Edgar to DL

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So does this mean he is just getting the surgery?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“This could be the last time…”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

May be the last time, I don’t know.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve told you and I’ve told you twice

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know they’re going to call up, like, Hinshaw or something.

Or Belt. Which would be all Grant’s fault.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not saying Rowand is Albert Pujols

/Belt goes 0-50 with 48 Ks

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Presumably this will mean the triumphant return of RyRohl.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is your daddy?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Mentality

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DL DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS

Finally. At least they are not dragging his carcass out there every day like they tried last year.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUrbanCSN #sfgiants working on deal for infielder rt now. based on past interest, I’d be surprised if it’s not Ty Wiggington. Tried to get him last yr.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Old busted Vets!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAT GUY TEAM++

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhhhhh

really? the fuck.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he plays SS.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh never mind.

Just learned that it is NOT Ty Wiggington. #sfgiants. but a deal’s in the works, stay tuned.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking Urban

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

URBS
It’s NOT Wiggington. Repeat, NOT Wiggington.

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does he know it's not?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol what a dumbass

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

"PAT BURRELL WILL NEVER BE A GIANT"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs are in town

It is Derek Lee

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaymee Sire says they’ve made a trade but haven’t informed the players yet.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's my guess

Fontenot will be a Giant by the end of this series.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

god please no

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooo

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

guessing someone that no one would want. Ronny Cedeno?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets out plastic tarp

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice one

now i blame you.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m calling Cesar Izturis.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

"PAT BURRELL WILL NEVER BE A GIANT"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs tweet

  
Giants are making a trade today, apparently.

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Andrew Baggarly extrabaggs
  
Giants are making a trade today, apparently.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kelly Johnson PLEEAAZZ

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt he would have made it that deep in waivers considering his contract

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS MAKES ME VERY NERVOUS

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

#sfgiants are about to announce a trade. Stay tuned.

by TBRMKane on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THE GIANTS ARE MAKING A TRADE?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ABSOLUTELY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its going to be an infielder

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please no.

Belt > Guillen

In all seriousness.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if it’s Belt for Guillen?

/bans_self

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/reinstates bgunn only to ban him again

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It must be him.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will quit this team if it’s Guillen.

(Maybe.)

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

mad dingerz

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not an infielder so I think we’re safe.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME BACK NEIFI PEREZ!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/banned x 10

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bocock?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME TO THE GIANTS ALEX CORA!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ALBERT PUJOLS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

amyg
#sfgiants have made a trade – awaiting details

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I allowed a second guess?

Craig Counsell

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got to be somebody better than Rent

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

JohnSheaHey
Giants about to announce trade, dealing minor-leaguer for big-leaguer.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye Brandon

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned.

I’m banning lots of dudes today

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES PLEASE!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what will we do if the minor leaguer is Brandon Belt?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Collectively jump off a building?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather grab a pitchfork and torch and find Grant…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodbye Thomas Neal

Good Giant.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s evan crawford for mike fotenot

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I HEAR WE ARE MAKING A TRADE YOU GUYS

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Giants acquired Mike Fontenot.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SERIOUSLY?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH OF COURSE

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs were in town so the deal had to get done

/shoots self

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What fantastic prospect did they give up for him?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

World Series here we come!

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE IS THE MISSING PIECE

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooooooooooo

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come the fuck on.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Via Baggs
Giants acquired Mike Fontenot

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he made that awesome game saving play against us.

Makes sense.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CLUTCH HITTER!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was in the works

Before the trade deadline, actually…

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/31/1598937/post-game-thread-giants-come-back#43412176

But in trading away those core playoff-team members to the Los Angeles Dodgers — and nearly trading Mike Fontenot and Xavier Nady to the San Francisco Giants an hour or so later — Cubs general manager Jim Hendry officially ended all the lip service about historic comebacks and started the clock on 2011.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

AIght, i’m outta here, i’ll be playing a video game since everyone’s gonna go crazy, peace

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Evan Crawford

I’ve heard of him

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

read Brandon Crawford at first

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I know about Evan Crawford. He’s the minor league Crawford who is not Brandon

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also not Carl.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Brandon crawford, cool the jets

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have Gary Brown now (or will soon)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Acquired for Evan Crawford? WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Evan Crawford

Single A ball: .255/.319/.366 1 hr 23 Rbis

Lower A ball: Played better

.316/.375/.447

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, GTFO EVAN CRAWFORD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that A+ (SJ lower case G’s)?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

what in the actual holy mother of fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Weee

Trade with the team that is in town, of course.

Mike Fontenot? Sure.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It was more convenient that way

Brian didn’t have to put down his sandwich to make the deal.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

“WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME FOR THIS SANDWICH??”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

"KETTLE CHIPS FOR BLAKE DUH-WITT!"

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“THESE ARE NEW YORK CHEDDAR, IT’LL COST YOU A PROSPECT TOO”

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious, I think he makes these trades based around the schedule

Good thing the Royals were not in town.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s how we got Freddy Sanchez.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be this tall to take the field

/Fontenot mopes back to the bench

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTENOT HAS A NEGATIVE WAR THE LAST 2 YEARS
FONTENOT HAS A NEGATIVE WAR THE LAST 2 YEARS
FONTENOT HAS A NEGATIVE WAR THE LAST 2 YEARS
FONTENOT HAS A NEGATIVE WAR THE LAST 2 YEARS

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

World Series, here we come!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes congratulates him on promoting world peace

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used BBRef

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So one (or both) is incorrect.

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incorrect in the sense that it doesn’t accurately measure him.

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Aaron Rowand had a 5.6 WAR in 2007. Shit happens

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know..

but we gave up nothing for him…

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh

we gave up a metric fuckload of money for Rowand

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

who the hell mentioned anything about Zito? You said we “gave up nothing” for Rowand, which is patently false.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oic

I assumed your “him” referred to Rowand, not Fontenot. My bad.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not according to fangraphs...

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used BBRef

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame jctGamer.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I still win!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/disapproving asian father stare

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am beginnning to like this meme

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to start making my own

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame everyone that said the Giants have to make deals.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

fonteNOT

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

JaymeeSireCSN Fontenot will be in uniform for the #sfgiants tonight

Jaymee is quite smart

by TBRMKane on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

All he has to do is change shirts…

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

cup too.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is way weirder.

by speckops on Aug 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that’s pretty weird.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FONTENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SABES!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Me oh my ohhhhhhhhhhh

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

.368 AVG RISP? TURRIBLE for Fotenot

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wat

is that a useful stat?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

.328 with runners on... yea the dude sucks

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

facepalm

SSS bro

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no idea what that means, but SURE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

small sample size

AVG with RISP is not a useful stat in evaluating the effectiveness of a hitter.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, what do you prefer i look at

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

start with wOBA and we can go from there.

http://www.insidethebook.com/woba.shtml

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

YAY, i’m becoming an expert!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

UZR

is crap this year but was pretty good in 2008 and 2009

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLLUCK

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIKA’s turned into a troll.

by speckops on Aug 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRM/hokysmokes hacked his account?

by speckops on Aug 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. How much damage can he do?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

stats don't look terrible

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Fotenot, correct?

sorry if i’m not the EXPERT in baseball, but to me? i think it looks OK, mind you if there are players on base

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like about average, definitely not terrible.

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a slightly below average player, so he’s no worse (or at least not meaningfully worse) than Renteria or Sanchez. And Evan Crawford isn’t really a prospect. I’d have rather seen them just call up Rohlinger, but this isn’t terrible.

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

2008 was pretty good

Hopefully he can reclaim his previous form

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean leads all GMs in trading for opposing players who happen to be in the same ballpark as his office.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i actually dont mind this too much

gives our infield a little more depth and gives us a better ph option then burriss

by ir1shgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll just repost this here
But in trading away those core playoff-team members to the Los Angeles Dodgers — and nearly trading Mike Fontenot and Xavier Nady to the San Francisco Giants an hour or so later — Cubs general manager Jim Hendry officially ended all the lip service about historic comebacks and started the clock on 2011.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/31/1598937/post-game-thread-giants-come-back#43412176

LOL US, thinking that was a narrow escape…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, whatever

I have an irrational love for Fontenot. He was good for my fantasy team in 2008

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t fault irrational, really. Melike Fausto Carmona for the same reason.

And at least this trade didn’t cost us much…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's how that negotiation went down between Sabes and Hendry.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

This meme is killing me.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is

All of them are true. Like. These are not exaggerations.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true. I swear, my dad has said most of those things to me.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll give you another one since I KNOW you'll appreciate this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GAWD

I AM TEARING UP AT WORK.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH man. This is so true.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are awesome.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD THIS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

YES.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast.

by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one is a good play on words.

I wish my parents were more like this. I’d be way better with money.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are killing me with these. I’m about to pee my pants.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you get this one too?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YES.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the obligatory

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you see the whole image? its cut in half for me

by ir1shgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure, I get the whole image

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I copy the image location and open it up in a new tab.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the top of this page, you can click “wide” on the panel on the right.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Open the other eye.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE WIN

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

that’s a fucking riot

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha!!!! why does this all sound true

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it is, lol.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, I’ve lost track as to how many times I’ve been told that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad would just laugh in your face if you brought up the idea of an allowance.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Dad...

You want an allowance? I will allow you to live another day. There you go.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sh*t Lars' Dad Says

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you have to imagine that with a Norwegian accent.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way better.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

UFF DA!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So your dad was into the Roman paradigm of retroactive abortion until adulthood too?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost like what MY dad says

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CHEAP SOB

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZZA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA.

I’ve been told to pretend I was 12 so I could get the kid’s ticket at movies.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HAAA

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

weird my family is almost like that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I never get this one but maybe you did?

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I just got this one yesterday, tbh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to get these

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I’m waiting to hear that one when my brother brings home a girl.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh for fucks sake. how did they know?

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HAHAHAH

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LMFAO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of those old public service announcements on KTVU from the 70s.

KID: “Mom, I washed all the dishes!”

MOM: “DID YOU CLEAN THE SINK?!?!”

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glue! You’re gonna need lots of glue!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It actually should be:

“Glue! I need glue!”

“You’re gonna need lots of glue!”

Then some tagline about borrowing without asking.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up until that one, I was going to say my dad’s Italian and has said similar stuff to me…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that one is exclusively for girls.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH

I HAVE HEARD THIS MANY TIMES BEFORE, MEIN GOTT.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love him too

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Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast.

by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So,

With Rent to the DL, Uribe does SS every day and Fontenot is the guy who will spell Mole and Pablo?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I was about to ask the same thing

How does trading for another 2B help us when our starting SS is supposedly done for the year? Or will Burriss be the backup SS?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss probably.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBR says 2B, 3B and *drumroll* PINCH HITTER

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXPERIENCE DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw his UZR/150 at SS for his career and got worried: -96.2

then I realized it’s in 8 games.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. he’s not a SS, probably forced into some duty for injury/extra inning reasons.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Burriss!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy already has.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kawakami:

Can’t wait for Comcast’s 3hour special celebrating the “Fontenot Final Piece.” Counting FSanchez, that’s 2 future Hall of Fame 2B acquired!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

too true, HE"S THE FINAL PIECE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what this is?

This is the Giants attempting to breed our own David Eckstein to counter the Padres down the stretch.

We basically gave up jack and shit for him, so, whatever. Let’s see what happens.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m looking for Fontenot to hit a walk off homer off of Heath Bell this weekend.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be OK

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literally off of him.

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s like an inside the parker while they try to excavate the ball from his rolls of adipose tissue?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/SPROING! sound

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/LAUGH-IN MUSIC STING

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh trade

he can’t be worse than Renteria and we didn’t give up anyone worth getting upset over.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't see the big deal

He’s about an average player, not bad to split time in the infield.

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

so you have your pick of Fotenot, Rent (he’s hurt tho) or Burriss, or uribe

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off to the yard…it’s oyster night in Lot A. Anything you want me to tell Fontenot?

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So we just traded for Ryan Rohlinger?

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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Shows what the org thinks of him. :(

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
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♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger>Burriss+Rent

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about that, but he’s as good an option as Fontenot. I’m sure Sabes saw that Ryan is 0-18 right now, and was like, “oh, well, he’s terrible. What under performing gritty, gamer, veteran infielder can I get?”

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean… i wouldn’t say that Rohlinger is done with the team, but i’m pretty sure come september he’ll be playing 3rd and spot starting for pablo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he’ll be up in September, but still. I don’t see a long term plan for him. :(

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither do i see Fotenot a long term option…. But you think Rohlinger would be a backup? i just don’t think so

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really understand the question.

I think Ryan is probably a bench player. But, I don’t want him to eventually become a non-prospect who just plays AAA ball forever.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
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♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wanna know why you didn't understand it?

because i didn’t phrase it right… But basically, my question was if he was bench player. But let’s be real here, do you REALLY think he’ll be a bench player, take away the affection for him, i’m just wondering

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean he shouldn’t play in the bigs at all?

I don’t know. I’m just saying, I don’t expect anything MORE than him as a bench player, in this organization.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea… basically my question… Haha, i’m rootin for your adoptive son too… and i’d hope he’s a bench guy, LIKEWISE FOR BOND, still rocking the OBP, but oh well :)

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ryan has some skills, but I like watching him because of his fire and passion (TWSS!), which doesn’t necessarily translate into success. So, I know what my biases are.

I know he’s not a future Hall of Famer.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE COULD BE!

YOU DON’T KNOW IF HE WILL BE OR NOT

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess. But, I’m pretty sure.

And I LOVE the guy.

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♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brock Bond is better

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea... he is, deal with it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not, but . . .

. . . it’d be nice to know for sure, but where does the major-league play time come from?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brock Bond> Freddy Sanchez, DEAL WITH IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite fair.

FSanchez is having s struggle this year, but it might be more sourteous to compare Bond to Sanchez when Sanchez was just coming into the league. Mind, I really like Bond and what he does; I am just unsure—and I mean that precisely, not as a denigration—of what he would do at the major-league level. But I do wish i could find out without risking the team’s chances this or next year.

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by owlcroft on Aug 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brock Bond will be a hall of famer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm OK with that . . .

. . . but the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. I just hope he gets to take it.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRONG

Says SABEZ.

After his 90 AB’s .320/400/440 Sabean will indeed give him 3/18. He’s young. He’s 30!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you see a long term plan for anybody on the Giants (except Rowand and Zito, natch)?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo and Buster, I guess.

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis=backup

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is that…

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

65 major league atbats

what more do you need? that’s like…seventeen games!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAD HIS CHANCE

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Fontenot, I have to say

It’s World Series or bust. What if he goes on a 2005 Randy Winn like pace and just doesn’t give a fuck?

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

08 Randy Winn was incredible...

post 2008 Winn…okay but not incredible…

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody else still upset

that winn, with his 2 homeruns last year, started in the 3rd spot for like 50 games last season? I still am :( BORK

by ir1shgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he turns into an infield Randy Winn

I would be ok with that.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I could kindly request Fontenot to perform at his '08 line

that would be great. Kthanks

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by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff will teach him how.

by scotterduder on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Fontenot

coming off the bench, he can’t be worse than Burriss

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It could have been much worse

It could have been Craig Counsell

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Lawl.

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Jowls

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIKE LOLS

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROHLINGER

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't compared the 2

but still, he’s better than Burriss. And with Renteria hurt every other game, it’s nice to have another middle infielder

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rohlinger is a victim of circumstance here.

He is a middle infielder.
He was here, then got sent down for Wellemeyer, who was later DFA’s to rectify a mistake.
Because he was just sent down, Burriss had to come up
Then Rent goes on the DL, and they trade to get depth at the middle infield.

But numbers wise it looks like Rohlinger and Fontenot could be the same guy this season.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Victim of circumstance” reminds me of Steve Holm. Could have caught a no hitter in the bigs, but Whiteside was geographically closer when they needed someone (or something like that).

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

you cant be certain that things would have worked out the way they did. Thats like saying if uribe didnt make an error in the 8th, sanchez would have thrown a perfect game. Things might not have worked out as they did.

by ir1shgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I can’t actually know that.

That wasn’t really the point, but whatever.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, except if urbie didn’t make an error in the 8th, sanchez would have thrown the perfect game.

by scottishgiants on Aug 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for a Belt call up.

I love him.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Not until September I say

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want him playoff eligible.

Who is going to break Rowand’s leg?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would probably be a long line

With Rowand himself at the front, followed by the center field fence.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be playoff eligible if they want him to be. They just need someone on the 40-man roster to be injured who they can replace with him. Is there ever a time when NO ONE on the 40-man is on the DL?

by taliesin on Aug 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to be on the 60 day DL

And yes, Mark DeRosa’s contribution to this club may be just that.

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs have traded away both components of their LSU infield

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

They have lost the Lousiana market.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we got the better one

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the other dude’s name better though.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theriot has really cute kids.

/watches The Cheap Seats

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both have weird silent "T"s

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE RIOT

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan the Riot!

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast.

by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

10th man off the bench, at best.

P.T.F. Bat

by deuce deuce on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure it’s funny now, but when Sabes trades for Zambrano tomorrow afternoon, before the Cubs leave town, and he spot starts for Timmy on Sunday, things are gonna get a lot more serious.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

JohnSheaHey
Fontenot in Cubs gear outside Cubs clubhouse on phone and will soon head down hall and put on Giants gear.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He can borrow Velez’s jersey for the time being.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting a new uniform is always exciting

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he fist pump on the way out?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

“LOL YOU GUYS! PLAYOFF RACE, BITCHES!”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much LOL

mental image

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ENJOY LIVING THE WRIGLEY LIFE!

/sprints off

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want him to literally yell, “LOL!” (“el oh el,” not “laugh out loud”) at them as he leaves the clubhouse.

Literally!

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always read it as “lawl”.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t every player who leaves the Cubs?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow says no.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

KRUKOW SAYS A LOT OF SUMB SHIT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SUMB!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

TWO SUMBS UP!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at it this way

Fontenot is from Louisiana. Will Clark is also from Louisiana. Therefore Fontenot will hit like Will Clark.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

lemme guess... Science?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast.

by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GAUR-RAUN-TEE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the light?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrapped like a douche

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot a teammate of Brian Wilson at LSU

isn’t there a KNBR commercial where DeRosa talks about him and Wilson?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

that was Theriot

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a specific quote by Theriot in the commercial

DeRosa asked him about Wilson when he was on the Cubs. Theriot said that if he got hit by a pitch when Wilson is pitching, don’t charge the mound.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing that’s pretty good advice.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he really was a ninja charging the mound would be no problem.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and eat the peanuts they throw at him, or something like that.

the point is, Brian Wilson is legitimately insane a little bit, and that’s what separates him from the run of the mill douchebag.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, wasn't that Theriot?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was Yu Darvish

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHITTY FRESNO JOKE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TURRIBLE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: SPEAKING OF FRESNO

IF ANYONE IS IN FRESNO TONIGHT go see my friends’ bands from Portland, The Upsidedown and 1776, at the Olympic (the old Club Fred). SO WHAT if there is a game tonight.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft

HELL NO.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a Fife player in 1776?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 11, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

JaymeeSireCSN
I just spoke to Fontenot. Says he was surprised about the trade but excited to be with a team that’s right in the thick of it. #sfgiants

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he excited to be going inside, where the magic is?

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he likes being right in the thick of it.

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cartwheels to other dug out

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/injures self doing cartwheels

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/signed to 2 year extension

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m excited to be going to a team that’s right in the thick of it. I’m also excited to be going to a dugout where Carlos Zambrano can’t arbitrarily stab me in the neck.”

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS BASEBALL

ITS THICK INSIDE

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what Matt Steinmetz would say about this trade

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast.

by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Every player starts out healthy. Big boys find a way to stay off the DL.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be wearing Fred Lewis's old number 14

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully the bigotry didn't rub off.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

he wasn’t a bigot until he was exiled by most of the fans, gotten rid of and ripped by the management. So until he becomes a Blue Jay he should be perfectly fine

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast.

by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUHN DUHN DUHHHHHN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SABEAN

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent to the DL?

If not, this move doesn’t make any sense. I mean, it still doesn’t really make any sense.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

lol 36 year old starting shortstop at SS LOL SABEAN.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it makes a little sense

Uribe full-time SS and Fontenot splitting time at second and third. And he would most likely out-hit Rohlinger… but this move is still pretty meh.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...from the Bleeding Cubbie Blue Blog
The Giants Offense is so bad he might be hitting 3rd for them

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 9 0 8

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cubs have an 148 million dollar payroll and are the laughing stock of the league their fans should stick to not speaking.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a joke

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, strikes out 12 per 9 innings. Kid's a beast.

by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs sure are!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go to a $3000 fantasty camp at wrigley and blindly support pathetic mediocrity!!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even funnier...is that the Giants have a better offense

 San Francisco Giants .261/.328/.404 100 homers 471 RBIs, 498 Runs
 Chicago Cubs .258/.323/.409 113 homers 465 RBIs, 481 Runs

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

exact same OPS, Cubs have a slightly better wOBA

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Park-adjusted wOBA

Has the Giants better than the Cubs

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is wOBA really necessary when comparing team stats really? Shouldn’t the only thing that matters be runs for a team?

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given the way wOBA is derived, wOBA should correlate well to runs scored.

by speckops on Aug 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT BEST?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

they do realize were almost 20 games above 500

and we have an mvp caliber player (huff) a roy candidate (posey) and one of the best leadoff hitters in the league…right? RIGHT? RIGHT!!!!!????

by ir1shgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe they only started paying attention this week.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their cubs fans they know about as much about baseball as yankee fans do about fair competition.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remembered some guy at the game was like GO BACK TO RUSSIA when Starlin Castro came up to bat.

He also yelled “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS” when the Giants wasted a chance to score, I think it was the 3-2 strikeout to Torres.

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Scroll up to when I posted about wanting tio be perfectly clear

Yeah, that still stands.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

F us?

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey the giants just made their version of the Alberto Callaspo

Bork: He’s got a chance to be a special player!!!!!

LOL GIANTS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lol upgrade

(wOBA)
Sanchez: .257/.317/.321 (.288)
Sandoval: .268/.325/.382 (.305 )
Renteria: .278/.342/.364 (.316)
Fontenot: .284/.332/.402 (.319)

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy that hit that double last night was amazing brian pick him up he’s a clutch hitter!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy is the exact type of player Sabean likes for some reason. Hacktastic gameroid.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Slumptastic!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got a chance to be a special player.

/mike soscia after the Alberto Callaspo trade

Expect the same from bork.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at Fontenot's stats . . .

. . . they suggest a pretty good hitter for a second baseman—not HoF, but satisfactory for the position. He had a bad year in 2009, but seems to be back on track so far this season. Overall, he is a modest-OBP (.330 career) guy with fair pop (1.55 power factor); he walks at about the league average or a hair over. If he’s not a real clankglove, he could—being currently 29—be the Giants’ everyday second baseman for a while (I don’t know his current contract), and that would be acceptable. I have to think that this will move FSanchez into a bench role, possibly even a later trade.

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by owlcroft on Aug 11, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking more closely . . .

. . . I see that Fontenot has more restricted annual PA totals than I at first noticed. Has he been used as a platoon player? If so, then things are different.

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by owlcroft on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to Bleed Cubbie Blue

he got into the doghouse this year for some reason and his playtime’s been sporadic at best.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot has hardly any ABs against LHP

A platoon with Sanchez could work. Freddy hits a lot better against LHP anyway.

by scotterduder on Aug 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finally bestirred myself . . .

. . . and looked it up (that is a big deal with the current “speed” of our internet connection). On a career basis, his OPS vs. RHP is .775, while vs. LHP it is .634. On the other hand, in his whole career he’s has 149 plate appearances vs LHP, a circumstance which could well make “doesn’t hit lefties” a literally self-fulfilling prophecy. It would be very interesting to see what he would do played every day against all kinds of pitching.

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by owlcroft on Aug 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/In this line

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
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by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rotoworld hate:
It’s awfully hard to improve a team after the July 31 trade deadline, but this is still a hard one to understand. Fontenot has posted a meager .284/.332/.402 batting line in 169 at-bats for the Cubs this season and is no better than Freddy Sanchez defensively. He’s not even a solid backup.

I mean, Fontenot isn’t great, but a 700+ OPS is not a solid backup infielder? I guess it’s my fault for reading Rotoworld.

by scotterduder on Aug 11, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

this place has pretty much ignored rotoworld for the last year

by kingofthacove on Aug 11, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rotoworld hates the Giants

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like everyone else.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine, then i hate Rotoworld

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man :(
Craw_Daddy26: Just got traded to the Cubs for Mike Fontenot. Good Bye #SFGiants.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Bye other Crawford. We quite literally hardly knew ye.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good bye Evan :(

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, sad. :( He seemed like a good kid.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a totally awesome name! If only we can find a Carl Longoria…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evan Crawford was black?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LATER DUDE I DONT EVEN KNOW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

This is one thing I dislike about following the minor leagues hella closely: you get too attached to these guys even though they’re not that great.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is me.

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Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, defines you

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it also makes you predisposed to hate the veterans they get traded for.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is me half the time.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the other half the time, you're told..

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

cock sauce

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ach mein gott.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL HAHAHHA

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES! I got this one from my mom before.

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Shit, anybody else from Taiwan here? You can relate to this one

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would pay cash money . . .

. . . for an unshopped image of that.

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by owlcroft on Aug 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why the only minor leaguers i only get attached to

are the players that played for my high school, and actually now? The only person i got is Aaron Poreda playing in the Padres system

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My high school didn’t have baseball players. :(

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL homeschool + all-female college. The Giants organization’s really all I got when it comes to minor leaguers I get attached to.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

all-female you say? Where's this school? :D

well, you went to Grizzly games a ton, hence you got attached to alot of the players

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bahaha. It's in Oakland.

Yeah, and with moving to the Bay next week, I’m going to be going to more San Jose games, which will lead me to being attached to those guys.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, and you know there’ll be more of you getting hooked onto the A+ minor leaguers now…. And oh it’s in Oakland? excuse me while i get a telescope and aim it at the dorm rooms

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, oh, yeah.

HAHAHAHA. Not possible, dude. The campus is surrounded by tall trees.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to want to make sure Howie isn’t in the trees then.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already made sure they’re Howie proof.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wise. Now you just have to keep an eye out for Walrusman’s van.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told security to watch out for that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder why they're doing some tree trimming today

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to when one of the 3rd inning “Junior Giants announcers” has to announce Fontenot. It could add 10 minutes to the time of game.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant’ wait for Kuip to do it!

/SFGuy’d

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pennant Here We Come!

Mike Fontenont Bitches!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Which one would you have

Player 1: .279/.326/.354
Player 2: .284/.332/.402

Both makes $1 million in 2010

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Player 1: F’ing Eckstein
Player 2: Fontenot…

that’s right SD…we have 2 light hitting 2B to your one!

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs says he thinks Fontenot is smaller than Eckstein. Scrappy!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUPPY POWER!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

eddie gaedel

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh noes teh gaes

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eckstein: 5’7" 177 lbs
Fontenot: 5’8" 170 lbs

Which really means they are like 5’5" and 150 lbs

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot was getting a steady stream of visitors as he packed his stuff in the visiting clubhouse. Carlos Marmol walked up to him and said two words: "All sliders."

Will the Cubs remember to change their signs before tonight’s game?

"I hope not," Giants Manager Bruce Bochy said.

Said Fontenot, smiling: "I’m gonna let them know everything."

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

INSIDE MAN

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATIN' GIANTS JUST LIKE IN '51

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEEP KICKING THOSE TIRES SABES.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEELIN’ AND DEALIN’!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT LEAST THEY’RE TRYING, GAYS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot has a 27% LD rate this year

That’s good, right?

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

that means he’s due for regression!

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

it’s 8% higher then Sanchez’s!

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey team Disapproving Asian Jpeg

Can you guys put some motivation together for Travis?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GET TO WORK

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY TRAVIS

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

That is basically 100% what I was looking for, thank you.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC'D

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Andres Torres.

by Chro on Aug 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have not watched him much but

Ishi is putting together a pretty good season

.298/.348/.452 3 hrs. 3 hrs. 17 Rbis in 136 BAs,

Also has 10 2Bs (equals to what he got in 2009 with 363 PAs)

BABIP went from .330 last year to .347…

Reduced his K rate from 27.3% to 19.4 %

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig the Fontenot trade

Sure, independently of context, he’s not the bat that’s going to change anything.

But you really can’t ignore the simple fact that he’s a better hitter than our other middle infielders (other than Uribe).

Regardless of his abilities as they relate to the rest of the league, he improves our team. And that’s a good thing, esp considering we didn’t give up too much to get him.

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by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Roger did say this in minor lines earlier today:
Their organizational depth at MI right now is a little scary.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

fap fap fap
"It could, depending on how it goes," Bochy said. He can also play third base, use him to double-switch, things like that."

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

"he'll come off the bench most of the time"

/starts 60 games

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

with all the talk about benching pablo

why doesnt he just sit pablo and play fontenot tonight?

by ir1shgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

3/4 last night

plus it’s his birthday

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent going on the DL probably forced Boch to put him in the lineup.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

but now we got a guy who can play 3rd base….so why not carry on with your original plan?

by ir1shgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina: He catches Cy Young Award Winners

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ sutty calling brian cashman one of the greatest GM’s of all time. Hey I can spend more money than you I’m a genius!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

some dude on csn

just said that zito is the ace of our staff…what?

by ir1shgiant on Aug 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone on CSN also said timmy is struggling because he doesn’t have bengie anymore and posey doesn’t know what he’s doing and isn’t a veteran and its hurting the team.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol yeah blame Posey for the lack of command and loss of his fastball

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

GDT is now up

Time to mosey on over:

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/8/11/1618614/open-gamethread-8-11#storyjump

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by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHERE TO MOSEY

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by MadBum on Aug 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having two Crawfords was confusing anyway

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 11, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Never knew which box to put them in.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANDA

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by satyricrash on Aug 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

is he VROOM?

he’s been stealing off of pitchers right? Not with his speed… or so i thought i read. But if he has Schierholtz speed, he might make better sense than a Burriss or Rohlinger on the roster play off roster (given there is an injury for one of the 25-man after his Sept call-up).

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Aug 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

belt can hit for average, hit for power, is a good fielder and he can run.

What’s not to bring-up. Or do we Bowker him, and trade him for a loogy.

by bradleybear on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patience

Rick Ankiel was torched in the post season and never the same pitcher again. Rookies always seem to eat lots of humble pie in the bigs, especially after a good month or so. The possible upside isn’t worth the possible downside. Just let the game come to him at his pace. Besides… those are mostly Single A numbers, with a few dozen AA games. Not enough sample size.

by Myemail21479 on Aug 12, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dick Stuart

Bradon Belt is a interesting prospect, but fields like Dick Sturat, better known as Doctor Strange Glove.

by LeRoyM on Aug 13, 2010 6:36 AM PDT reply actions  

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