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Post-game thread: Giants rally late, can't overcome deficit

A bunch of two-out bloop hit crap with walks and bloops and dinks and dunks that sucks man I don’t care if it’s the Cubs we got to get up for this series get your game face on what in the absolute hell was up with those two out hits but I guess all was lost after the rough first inning from Lincecum but all wasn’t lost because the Giants were able to erase that defecit so it would have been a tie game if it weren’t for all of those ass-faced two-out hits with their ass-facedness and two-outedry mucking everything up and making my daughter cry yeah that’s right you made a little 21-month-old cry with your stupid two out hits well maybe it was the cat that scratched her repeatedly after she wouldn’t stop pulling his ears but that’s beside the point because you and your stupid two-out hits but I digress and what’s wrong with Lincecum I tried to tell you today that there was something up but I couldn’t just write it I had to hint at it and you needed to read between the lines and here we go with a four-run rally in the ninth you know I bet Buster Posey will hit a grand slam this inning I mean he’s coming up third in the inning but he can still do it so I’ll just sit right here and wait for that to happen oh great it’s Emmanuel Burriss against Carlos Marmol that’s a fair matchup and holy crap Burriss got a hit I guess it’s a full moon but whatever I love Burriss and I root for him I just wasn’t too optimistic and here’s Huff and what in the hell that should have been called safe because screw the Padres that’s why and here’s Posey in all his splendor and I’m still thinking grand slam here but OH MAN I love Posey and that double was legit even if the other one wasn’t nice at-bat against one of the top closers in the game and there’s just one out and whoa Burrell singles and Pablo is the tying run and you know it would be a swell time for Sandoval to hit a freaking home run and wait I’ll take an infield hit with the tying run on base and holy crap the winning run coming to bat and maybe things are turning around for Pablo and OOOOOOH REEEEEEEBAY and please oh please and what in the hell is that swing and what in the hell is that swing wow so it’s up to you Travis oh sweet Travis please and dammit just dammit.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 10, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to blame Grant

But really I know it’s just the Giants’ own goddamn fault.

AND WHAT’S WRONG WITH TIMMY?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 10, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

command?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My theory: he’s doing things differently than he has in the past. Whether it be not smoking on his off days, not smoking on his on days, not talking to his dad consistently, fiddling with his mechanics too much, or getting Granted, I don’t know.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the 21 month old daughter part, I blame Grant. Get out of my head, that kind of dialogue should not be shared.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 10, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

I know even now he’s got the 3.41 ERA and he hasn’t been awful, but this team is built on pitching. If Lincecum isn’t an ace – and I mean ACE, even #2-3 starter doesn’t cut it – this team may very well miss the playoffs or not get past the NLDS. When you can never count on your offense to bail your starter out, you need consistent excellence out of the staff, and Lincecum isn’t getting it done right now.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Aug 11, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF BUSTER REALLY WASN’T READY FOR THE BIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont like baseball today

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant’s Ulysses

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

anagram

Ulysses S Grant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah how did you figure that one out?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry: Anagrammatic Genius

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a computer program that does them for me

pretty nuts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol penelope.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got more of the Ginsbeg "Howl" kinda vibe

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly how I read it. I thought it a clever nod at Ginsberg.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2010 5:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ginsberg

Definitely the feel, but if it was, how could he resist starting with “I saw the best arms of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked…”

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 11, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone from Purple Row write this?

by kingofthacove on Aug 10, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s still too intelligible for it to have come from there

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words are spelled correctly, so no

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said dammit, so no.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something about Timmy’s 4-seam fastball.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I know that I shouldn’t be making small sample size judgements and I’m overly emotional now and such, but I think that at this point Lincecum is the worst pitcher on the Giants.

Also WTF Uribe.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

As far as starters go, definitely Sanchez and probably Bumgarner have been worse this year.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 10, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy has been the worst since after his first 7 games.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if he has even been league average since then. His first 7 were lights out. That skews the stats

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a quick glance. More than a hit an inning and about a walk every other inning since then. That’s pretty bad.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

less than a k an inning, too

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERA over 4.

Yep, he’s been bad for a couple months now.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that is not counting tonights game.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

horrific

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does it skew the stats? It’s part of the stats. You can’t just ignore the best part of his season.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's more about trends

If Tim had pitched 20 games, 5 gems and a bunch of clunkers all mixed together, then it wouldn’t be a big deal.

But he hasn’t pitched a gem in forever, and he’s been getting worse and worse. That’s very worrying, especially going forward.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how you define “gem” (or “forever”), but in 4 of his 6 starts in July (the last of which was two starts ago) he pitched 7 innings or more while giving up 2 runs or fewer. His K/BB in those starts was 10/2, 5/1, 5/1, 9/2. They are all gems in my book.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He also had the following starts during this “trend”

June 6, 7 IP 2 ER 2 BB 6 K
June 11 8 IP 1 ER 1 BB 7 K
June 22 8 IP 0 ER 2 BB 7 K

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim's last 16 starts

Actually, he was the Timmy we all knew and loved for his first eight starts. The last 16 though…not so hot.

W L … IP … …. H ….. ER … BB … SO … HR .. ERA … WHIP
6 6 … 99.33 …106 … 48 … 44 ….. 94 …. 10 … 4.35 … 1.51

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 10, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Jonathan Sanchez.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just posted this TLDNR-bait on the "Tim Lincecum: Mildly Great" thread

Since I’ve been travelling between India and Thailand, and not checking the interwebz, I’m a little late to the party, but gonna post anyway, after everyone’s attention has gone elsewhere. :(

Anyway – I think it’s misleading to compare Timmy’s full 2010 stats this year with his other years, or with other pitchers, and say, "Oh stop freaking out, he’s still very good, whadya complaining about, he’s still in the top 5%."

We don’t have those fancy fangraphs wCH etc. stats broken down by month, so I guess to use those stats we to compare performance have to use full-2010 numbers.

But, generally, using full 2010 stats to compare 2010 Timmy to his own past or to anyone else seems pointless to me.

It’s like saying, "Pandas’ been doing xyz in 2010 compared to 2009". Well, as we all know, 2010 has a split in it for Panda: he ripped shit up in April, and has been sad heartbroken mopey-no-power Panda since

Pablo’s career through April 2010
.337/.387/.546 in 884 PAs

Pablo’s the rest of 2010
.242 / .297 / .331 in 367 PAs

We’re all agreed that there’s a problem there, yeah?

As for Timmy, we can also say, it’s been a tale of two seasons. Like Panda, he started out 2010 by even improving on 2009, peeling the paint of the walls, on track for a Cy-threepeat – first eight starts, Timmy had a 5-0 record with 1.76 ERA. But he’s been 6-5 with 4.35 since then, just about league average – not top 5%, not just another average team ace.

So: yes, there is a problem. There is clearly a problem.

I have no idea if it’s conditioning, split fingernail, blister, mechanics messed up from trying to hard to work on pick-off move, hidden other injury, league adjustments, lack of skunk, romantic distraction, or what. But, there clearly is a problem. And, yes: I am worried.

Pre-problem and post-problem comparison:

==
2008, 2009, and first eight starts of 2010 – 74 total starts
==
2.46 ERA
38-12 Record
0.760 Win%
10.54 K/9
2.91 BB/9
0.43 HR/9
0.285 BABIP
6.87 IP/G
63.1 Avg GSc

==
May 20th to present – 16 total starts
==
4.35 ERA
6-5 Record
0.545 Win%
8.52 K/9
3.99 BB/9
0.91 HR/9
0.322 BABIP
6.21 IP/GS
50.5 Avg GSc

People have been talking about how Carlton, Whitey Ford, Maddux, Clements, etc all had down years. Yeah but none of those dudes were comparatively little guys with weird mechanics who many teams didn’t draft, predicting, from the start, thinking that they might have problems with longevity in performance.

I hope, as so many people maintain, that it’s nothing, that Timmy works through it, he adjusts, and he bounces back. The sooner the better ….

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Aug 11, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

NTLDR

Good thoughts and stats. And I think it’s clear to most of us that Timmy is not performing at the level he was before. Why that is, and whether that will continue are the things we’ll keep arguing over, I’m sure.

It’s a good point that other great pitchers have gone through poor stretches and down years. And I’d say it’s also encouraging that Timmy has had a few solid performances during this stretch. It’s not like he’s fallen completely off a cliff.

But clearly something isn’t (or some things aren’t ) quite right. Hopefully it’s just something that he figures out and corrects, or it’s something that simply runs its course.

But I’m not going to apologize for worrying.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

NTLDR

Nice.

In terms of us arguing about it – I am guessing that it may be one of those cases where this offseason, or in a few years, the Giants, or Timmy himself, admits that there was some issue – blister, elbow chips, whatever. I don’t know if it’s pride, or stratego-like trying to fake out the opposition, but it does seem like teams and players sometimes keep information about play-through-able injuries close to the chest, in-season.

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right now, I trust Cain and Zito more than I trust Lincecum.

by Wolvkil23 on Aug 10, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trusting Zito more than Timmy means we’re in Mirror Mode.

Ain't no Posey like a Buster Posey cause a Buster Posey don't stop...hitting.

Giants baseball: We're stupid enough to do that (TM)

by quincy0191 on Aug 11, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

/strokes goatee

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...who has the goatee?

Zito or Timmy?

And when can we activate the Tantalus Field on the Padres, Dodgers, Rockies and Dinger?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 11, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do too

Unfortunately right now, in a completely reactionary way, I’d be thinking a playoff rotation (if the playoffs started next week) would go Cain/Zito/Lincecum. Again, completely reactionary, just thinking of who I trust the most to get a win right now.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Aug 11, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOW GIANTS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So, the Cubs scored four of their eight runs with two out. Ugh.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 9.21 ERA in Fresno through 28.1 innings. Yeah...

by rhys on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy start + 4-RBI day for Posey = ?

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer'd

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I love

Grant’s lack of punctuation, ala Joyce, Cummings, Faulkner.
And Uribe sucked in his last at-bat.
Fuck.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Aug 10, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that at bat was awful

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I recall, he did something like that in Toronto earlier this year in the middle of a big rally.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 10, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That actually doesn’t really resemble cummings.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

howtheyscored is correct.

we baseball people are more intelligent than the average beast.
Can I call it an elongated William Carlos Williams?
Either way, Grant cost the game, as we all know.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on Aug 10, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much depends on a
red wheelbarrow
glazed with rainwater
beside the white chickens

by ir1shgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This poem

Put me off poetry for about two years.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 10, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to know a lot about that poem but now I’m all like WTH

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta read up on it then

But god, did this make me furious as a high schooler. Especially because I think we read it in the same week as The Wasteland.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 10, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much depends on a
dribbling rbi single
with two outs
after issuing walks.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs moar colors.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that he swings for the fences every freaking time. Just get a hit, get the ball in play and keep the line moving. It was annoying.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 10, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine Uribe with a game on the line in the playoffs

Not pretty in my mind’s eye

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blah

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much sums up my feelings on the game.

Man, Uribe and Ishikawa had two ugly at bats right there. Nice going, guys.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 10, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugly at-bats sure, but we’re lucky we even scored off Marmol, let alone had a chance to win the game. He’s pretty nasty when he’s not walking guys. 96 K in 52 1/3 and only 1 HR allowed.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That 9th did surprise me

I was fully expecting a 9-pitch inning

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 10, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CLOSER IN A NON SAVE SITUATION

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 11, 2010 5:18 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Meh.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

you can tell travis had that mindset too

everyone gets so hack-happy…maybe this is why our RISP hitting is so horrible lately

by thebighead on Aug 10, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think travis can’t really hit to begin wtih…

by ldv on Aug 10, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

But he’s always been an all-or-nothing swinger, so this is nothing new.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still frustrating though

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Aug 10, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you could tell that it was clearly a home run swing that he was taking.

In a game, it’s extremely hard to hit a home-run if you’re trying to do it

by Fila429 on Aug 10, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but he was hacking to end the game with one swing…three straight times.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 10, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres did this twice yesterday.

Something about the approach that works most of the time, goes out the window with RISP…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently they get juiced up on emotion and adrenaline and then, well, it sucks pretty bad at that point.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 10, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it's Uribe's calling card to swing on the first pitch in clutch situations

But, christ, it makes me wish for Burrell or Huff.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 10, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring back Wellemeyer

Buster Posey ain't havin it... He aint.

by Caine Black Knife on Aug 10, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 with an ERA under 3.00 at home.

I think.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUPER LUL'D

yeah that’s right you made a little 21-month-old cry with your stupid two out hits well maybe it was the cat that scratched her repeatedly after she wouldn’t stop pulling his ears but that’s beside the point

Hahahahaha

by SixFourThree on Aug 10, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot deserves a LOOGY like my ass deserves an electric portable bidet I mean what the fuck Fontenot that guy is an afterthought what the fuck the t is silent.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 10, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t you realize that Mota only was good for 10 pitches tonight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard throwers need 3 days of rest

fine motor skills are the first to go. SCIENCE NERDS

by thebighead on Aug 10, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy was probably thinking they would hit for Fontenot and Lopez would be facing a righty. Figuring Trammel has managed these games like they’re World Series games, I actually agree with him.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Aug 11, 2010 5:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Where can I order an electric portable bidet? It sounds awesome!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 10, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but with Colvin on deck

in a fairly crucial situation…and I mean the Cubs don’t really have an Adrian Gonzalez to save Lopez for, so bringing him in that spot was as good a time as any

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Grant,

 That sums it up for me perfectly. Except my daughter is 3 months old.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 10, 2010 10:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Thank you bruce bochy for leaving mota in to face eli whiteside of the cubs

Except he’s so bad he makes whiteside look like carlos santana LOL BORK.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

not really

Blame it on the bullpen. They should not be giving up these 2 out hits too.

by Fila429 on Aug 10, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two runs in five innings is just fine.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Aug 10, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not when they were both in 2 outs.

Thats not fine. You need to finish strong and not let these damn rallies develop because those 2 out hits are the difference in this game right now.

by Fila429 on Aug 10, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think six runs or more of a difference than two runs.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Aug 10, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

*is

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 10, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 runs are 2 runs

wtf are you talking about. MLB doesn’t weigh them differently based on when they were scored.

by poopinator on Aug 10, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, 2 outs!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 runs in 5 vs 6 runs in 4...

plus the 2 could have been avoided with proper management

by thebighead on Aug 10, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That bullpen...

Gave up 2 in 5 tonight and 0 in 6 last night’s win.

that’s less than a 2.00 era. in the last 2.

ffs

by poopinator on Aug 10, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The two was the difference in the game.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So were the first 4

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by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the next 2

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by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, couldn’t you say that any of the two runs Lincecum gave up were the difference in the game?

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by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty much frustration speaking but Mota giving up two runs the inning right after they had scored two was just a back breaker. Momeuntum blah blah blah

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like when Timmy gave up two right after the Giants scored two.

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by cheno on Aug 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 runs in the first is the real back breaker

Does everyone here really expect the bullpen to be perfect?

by poopinator on Aug 10, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

not with having to go 5 innings on consecutive nights

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone actually looked at the box score?

Lincecum pitched four innings, not five.

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by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bullpen threw 5 innings.

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by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

I thought some references upthread were to Lincecum’s outing, but all’s well that ends well.

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by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwat

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by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

bullpen threw 5 tonight, 5.1 last night

and 4 on Sunday

(btw, Casilla has thrown 10.1 scoreless innings over his last 7 appearances)

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by hokysmksbw on Aug 10, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a group effort

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's on the team

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Bullpen was fine, team scored 6, and defense played well.

by poopinator on Aug 10, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WIN AS A TEAM, YOU LOSE AS A TEAM

fuck this shit, “Oh it was on the individual” really dude?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In theory yeah, you lose as a team. But individuals blow games all the time. Whether a blown call, an error, bad performance etc. If he had given up 10 runs in the 1st inning would you still say they lost as a team?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not gonna go out there and blame ONE person for a loss, it’s fucking dumb… Of course your points are valid, but i’m just saying i’m not going to blame one person, like Timmy for this loss, or Mota, or the offense, or the umps, a loss is a loss.. The whole team feels it

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIKA taking the pitchers’ wins-losses argument to the opposite extreme. taco.

by speckops on Aug 10, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still not sure what “oppo taco” actually means.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 10, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO ASK FP THEN!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing i wasnt alive, hence i didn’t care… but OK, Timmy lost the game for the giants, oh well, move on

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just sick of hearing the problem was the

bullpen, offense or defense.

It wasn’t.

But go ahead and get all Pollyannish on me. Sure, the “team” lost. The problem was Timmy tonight. Does that work better?

by poopinator on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, Timmy sucked, and so did the team, let’s move onto the next game

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The "rest of the team" outperformed its averages tonight

0 errors
14 hits
6 runs

That’s a win 90% of the time.

Timmy played shitty tonight.. He’s having problems. I love the guy too, but the rest of the team doesn’t need to be dragged down based on your distaste for the final outcome.

This game sucked. I can agree to that.

by poopinator on Aug 10, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Likewise to Mota, he pitched shitty too… Obviously Timmy played like shit, and to be honest? Some of those plays the giants got runs on were pure LUCK, at least that’s what it sounded like…. so yea… BTW this is such a retarded argument we’re having

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the torture is being extended

from the game to the last third of the season. unfortunately i expect a lot more threads like this if the play continues as of late.

/nothing personal to anyone in this thread…just my frustrations of wasting too much time watching history repeat itself

let’s get ’em tomorrow.

by poopinator on Aug 10, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game and yes our pitcher did poorly and we caught some lucky breaks. But unfortunately there wasn’t enough luck to win the game. I had to leave in the ninth to make it to work, so I only heard the rally at the end. I was on the platform yelling “Come on you can do it!” I agree this game sucked.

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by timmeh on Aug 10, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Tim is to blame for the 11 runners left in scoring position?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err

Left on base.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck it, let's just all agree Tim sucked tonight, and so did the giants

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know, but what i'm saying here is just how i feel right now, it's a fact

that Tim just sucked tonight, plus the giants as a whole weren’t awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim should expect at least 9 runs of support every game.

Just like Cain gets.

He got 6 runs of support through 9. How often do they lose games in that scenario?

by poopinator on Aug 10, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like Cain gets.

chasm?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm=CHASM

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

got it

still learning the mcc slang, thx

by poopinator on Aug 10, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sub

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by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOTTA BE OBVIOUS CHASM

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He certainly didn't help

After the extra inning game we really could have used a strong outing from our “ace”.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A large portion of it is on Timmy. 4 IP with 6 ER….Yikes.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 10, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw this I’m playing Sonic Adventures 2.

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by mymclife on Aug 10, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Mario, winner of the Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament. He awaited the next tournament, Brawl. He’d heard several new entries would be making an appearances, from far away lands, and even different worlds. He looked out across the Mushroom Kingdom. Though he was not even from mushroom kingdom, he’d become their champion after his many battles with Bowser, King of the Koopas. Today was peaceful, but his eye caught someone approaching from the side. Peach.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I can’t wait to see how this guy gets through the Spirit Temple in 45 seconds.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

oh geez I forgot he knows the Requiem of Spirit this is nuts

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god how did he do that he just got the mirror shield without stepping foot in the spirit temple

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this worth watching?

i dont know how entertaining it could be if hes using exploits and shit

by thebighead on Aug 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty entertained by all the WTFuckery. But the yelping really is irritating.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...link?

I am intrigued.

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by scout6 on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Omg.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

normal normal normal normal normal normal wtf normal

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by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yeah the whole evolution seems pretty natural until the WTF of WW Link.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WindWaker is my least favorite Legend of Zelda game.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed playing it up to the part I got to.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Collecting the triforce charts/shards

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't think it was bad by any means but its certainly not up to par with the other games

played them all through in a row last summer and WW was definitely the weakest link. GET IT? GET IT?

by thebighead on Aug 11, 2010 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

For Zelda Fans:

The Legend of Neil

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Aug 11, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ocarina was a really good game...

Goldeneye, Ocarina, and Perfect Dark justified my choice of a N64

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

can't leave out super smash

i refuse to play the new ones. give me old fashioned any day and i’ll throw down with ness.

by thebighead on Aug 11, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mario quickly jumped to the side to dodge the charging Koopa Car. Bowser made a sharp u-turn and came careening towards the plumber once more.

“Damn you Mario!” Bowser screamed.

Mario frowned and braced himself for contact with the speeding Car. Bowser smiled, thinking he had his rival, when Mario performed a side smash, releasing a pressurized orb of flame right through Bowser’s vehicle. The Car stopped dead in it’s track, sending the Koopa King flying out from his seat and into a store window.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was tired of it. Tired of being overshadowed by that stupid fat idiot. He was tired of being overlooked, being ignored. Most people didn’t even know his name, simply calling him ’Mario’s kid brother’ or ‘The Man In Green.’

It was getting to him. He was so tired. He simply wanted to be known! Why did everyone see Mario? Why not him! He was something too.

But he also knew. Knew he was doomed to walk in Mario’s shadow until the day the either Mario died or he did. And he didn’t want that. Didn’t want his brother to die, and leave him alone. Because he couldn’t save anyone. He was simply to weak, to stupid, to useless.

He was nothing, really. Just Mario’s brother. Just that. Just nothing.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You left out the part where Mario stops the car, gets out and pisses on the ribboned remains of Koopa’s corpse.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

meanwhile

He keeps blowing up bombs at himself, but he’s not floating around or anything this time, so I don’t know why he’s doing that.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh gosh

time for Ganon’s castle already

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

link?

Also I would like the site address.

SEEWHATIDIDTHERE?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 10, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link?

Exactly!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7WS5v1AOMo&feature=related

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Ignore me up higher.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

These Padres remind me of the 1999 D'backs.

They never seem to lose.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or them.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

buttfuckery

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Aug 10, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Buttfukudome.

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by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted the Giants to win but they didn’t so now I’m sad.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 10, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/hugs both of you.

It will be ok guys, it will be ok.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 10, 2010 10:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What would Walrusman do?

by speckops on Aug 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant with the major jinx.

Also, that game sucked. Losing to a terrible Cubs team with your ace on the hill is not a great sign.

by taliesin on Aug 10, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm declaring the next two games must wins.

Also, I’m hoping the Giants didn’t peak too soon. And, I’m aware that the Giants go through these suck phases, usually right after better than average phases. So, I’m going to try not to stay mad, but it’s going to be tough to stay totally positive. Of course, that’s because Tim Lincecum has become Kevin Correia.

by Every6thDay on Aug 10, 2010 10:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Must?

I don’t know. Should, yes. I’ll be here.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do the fucking Padres get the Pirates for two series in August

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably because the Giants had the easy pre-All-Star schedule.

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by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pissed at the Cub defense for keeping it close enough that I paid attention to the entire game.

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by norcalnick on Aug 10, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this noise.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed, i'm gonna go lift some weights

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i should prolly stop lifting for a while

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw!

That’s awesome, dude.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, thanks man, but think of it this way, i wont be lifting much when i get to school… but you know? you’re right, i’m fucking awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s why you do the work now!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

get work done son?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEA!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

k, we guido'd out yet?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, i can't stand guidos

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

How you liking your ITALIAN jersey?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the one I was wearing earlier today? I love it. One of the first ones I ever bought.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, so i’d say it was a good purchase?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA, BADASS if that’s actually you

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I was as badass as Cassano :/

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what djp?

YOU ARE BADASS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s all this magic inside this time in counts we’re in this thing drama, but I’ve been noticing lately: Every line drive hit by the Giants is right at a fielder. Every ground ball and bloop by the opposition finds a hole.

by Dan from NM on Aug 10, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

As Yoda or Yogurt or somebody once said,

this, too, shall pass.

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by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spaceballs FTW

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKGO recently said it

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on Aug 10, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every ground ball and bloop by the opposition finds a hole.

LOL RANGE

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, a giant fan walks into a bar.

Bartender says, “Cool. But we don’t serve appliances.”

Or tools.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 10, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck i just stubbed my toe son of a bitch

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWIE’S TOE WOULD BE FINE BUT GRANT HAD TO WRITE THAT POST I HATE HIM.

by Dan from NM on Aug 10, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it still hurts!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Grant’s daughter should pick up her toys and be more courteous towards her father’s stalkers

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this is a bad time to tell you I crashed into your mailbox.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you stub your toe and then limp to the computer to tell us about it? That’s kind of funny

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That toe had it coming.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant jinx post conterpoint

I love Timmy as much as any of you, but:

Timmy’s last 16 starts:

IP:99 1/3
H: 106
BB: 44
K: 94
R: 50
ER: 49
ERA: 4.44
WHIP: 1.51
HR: 10

I’m pretty sure this is worse than league average. The Ks are good, the rest is not, or am I overestimating the league this year?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeremy Affeldt with a 4.11 ERA has a 105 ERA+ this year, so yeah, 4.44 would be below average :(

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cut your damn hair already. And throw strikes

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a 3.94 FIP, which is good.

By the way, over Zito’s last 16 starts, he’s got a 4.01 ERA and a 4.41 FIP. Lincecum is still the best pitcher on this staff.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is the formula for FIP?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

2008, 2009, and first eight starts of 2010 – 74 total starts
2.46 ERA
38-12 Record
0.760 Win%
10.54 K/9
2.91 BB/9
0.43 HR/9
0.285 BABIP
6.87 IP/G
63.1 Avg GSc

May 20th to present – 16 total starts
4.35 ERA
6-5 Record
0.545 Win%
8.52 K/9
3.99 BB/9
0.91 HR/9
0.322 BABIP
6.21 IP/GS
50.5 Avg GSc

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Aug 11, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just for the helluvit, I anagrammed "ass-facedness and two-outedry mucking"

CRETIN’S WACKY, GODDAMNED FATUOUSNESS
WASTING, UNFOUNDED, COCKEYED SMARTASS
SON OF A GUN! SMUTTY, DEAD-END WISECRACKS
WONDROUS DEFEATISM STAGNANCY SUCKED

There’s lots more…

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 10, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Those are awesome, think I’m going to start using numbers 2 and 3.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Anyone else wonder how Timmy would do in a postseason game? Even before the recent struggles with command and such this year I wouldn’t have been too optimistic. Now, I’m just downright scared.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I take it that you still have his ’09 All-Star game performance in the back of your head.

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by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

All-Star game is the last thing on my mind.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as we have a 45 year old short stop as one of the key components of our offense timmy will never pitch in a post season game until probably after the 2013 season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent has no range, but a lot of those balls that were hit tonight are getting by Omar Vizquel too.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

But he’s always fucking hurt or nursing an injury and no GM with a brain would have came into this season with him as the starting SS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because there are so many other great options out there. We’ve been trying (and failing) to develop a SS for years now. And there is never anyone decent on the FA market. Furcal was true, but he got overpaid. Sure he’s doing well this year, but do you think he’ll play like this for the remaining years on his deal?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Uribe but his at-bat in the 9th was just boneheaded. I get that he’s trying to tie the game but it’s fucking retarded to try to pull the ball 500 feet on on outside pitch. Made it easy for Marmol.

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely. Marmol was on the ropes and Uribe made it easy for him.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A home run would have ended the game.

But your point remains the same.

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by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, it was 8-6 at that point

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s been way to much pulling out pitches that are a foot outside lately.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Uribe was actually in front of the last two fastballs.

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by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. It frustrates me that he tries to be the hero, ending the game with one swing. Ugly AB. On the same level of the Toronto AB.

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t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marmol had ownage on Uribe. Even if he tries to go the other way he still K’s in that ab. Marmol was blowing it by them once he stopped throwing his slider every time.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the price of the goods:

He has the vices of his virtues and the virtues of his vices. Or, in short, he is what he is. You take all of it or none of it.

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by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man how badly did Uribe want that homerun?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

looked like he was swinging out of his shoes

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really sucks because he swung the bat very well until that point.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

This story cheered me up

It’s on Randy Johnson, and even mentions him meeting Geddy Lee!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the voice of Geddy Lee?

How did it get so high? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know him and he does.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you randy johnson?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 10, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you’re my fact-checking cuz

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 10, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

from the cheap seats

see us wave to the camera

¡Viva los Gigantes!

by SnowLeopard on Aug 11, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait who is this guy he knows bill?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Have we awarded tonight’s Caining? Ubaldo?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

No he doesn’t deserve the award the rockies have bailed him out of 6 different losses.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight was an official L.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Anderson is another good choice

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett anderson = winner

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not today he wasn’t

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I mean

He was the Cain’d of the day winner.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 10, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can make a case for Scherzer too. Hellickson was awesome today.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

rice vagina?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 10, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a shitty game to listen ot while on a long car ride

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

music wasn't an alternative?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for such a fan as dedicated as I.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-4 and still listened to the game, damn, props to you bro!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-6. Somebody didn’t listen eh?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh i did, just not intently when they entered the 9th. i always have it on in the background when ever it’s a blowout. Still surprised by Uribe’s whiffs

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised?

Did you expect him to patiently wait on a pitch he could drive for a single?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://giantsblog.blogspot.com/2003_01_01_archive.html

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Noah :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is even more depressing

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He reached AAA with about 300 lifetime innings of pitching under his belt. That’s counting the minors and college, and he still looked like Nolan Ryan pitching in a tee-ball tournament.

:(
:(
:(

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by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my God Todd Linden

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still on the Uribe bandwagon.

I know the April-May Uribe is tied up and hidden in the trunk of a car in L.A. or San Diego somewhere.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Aug 10, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa bill just said bullshit!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Got back from the game

Tonight sucked hard, I don’t give a fuck about babip. Giants wasted tons of chances again and failed to get people out with 2 strikes some more

by Snack on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Drawing back for perspective . . .

. . . I’d say it was just one of those games a team loses. Sure, it’s easy to point and say “If only X had Y’ed there”, but shoulda, coulda, woulda butters no parsnips, and I don’t think any Giants did anything truly horrid today other than not pass miracles. The team scored 6 runs, which is comfortably above league average. Santiago Casilla did not explode. Otherwise, stuff happened.

If there is an issue, it is as has been considered on a FanPost, to wit, Lincecum’s development. As I noted there, it’s not so much the cumulative numbers, which were and probably still are rather good—it’s the trend (here expressed as opponents’ OPS):

April  .472
May .687
June .705
July .755
August .841
Not pretty.

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by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this when we get worried?

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by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have been worried already. True, it could just be a bad year, but his velocity likely isn’t coming back. So unless he gets more compact with his mechanics and reigns in his command we could be in for a much more mortal Lincecum, even more than the one we have seen this year.

I think he will probably bounce back though. I think it’s a mechanical problem more than anything, since the biggest problem for him this year seems to be the command of his fastball, and leaving pitches up in the zone that get smashed somewhere.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think something may have happened on that throw in the Mets game earlier this year. His next game “looks” okay, but he hasn’t been the same since.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which Mets start? The one in NY? Because if it was the CG he threw here, he had that horrific start in LA right after, and threw those 2 pitches that just went straight up into the air, which was concerning.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early May start in NY. 7th start of the year. High chopper he fielded behind the mound and absolutely wings to first. The vid can be accessed here:
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7929635&query=%26game_pk%3D264274

It’s like the 7th highlight if you scroll thru.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I remember that play.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he will be back to form next year

I am inclined to believe he has some slight, undetectable, injury that only a few months rest will heal.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 10, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than the fingernail stuff, I don’t think he’s hurt. Mechanics is a more likely cause. His peripherals are mostly in line with what he has shown thus far, and his velocity hasn’t dropped off that much from last year. At least I would hope it’s not injury.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I am not mistaken . . .

. . . he switched form mid-game from the over-the-head windup to his prior form. That only occurred to me after, so maybe it was from the stretch, but I do seem to recall some bases-empty no-over-the-head windups. Anyone else?

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by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game; you are correct. He did switch from the windup to the stretch.

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by timmeh on Aug 10, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he abandoned the windup altogether

purely stretch.

and tim says theres no physical issue…obviously you can take that with as much salt as you want, but he claims its mechanical.

by thebighead on Aug 11, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure seems like it’s mechanical

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#52

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

OPS against

Can be very misleading in small sample sizes, as it’s prone to BABIP shenanigans. And “August” is just two starts.

Lincecum’s FIP (same scale as ERA) by month (the last one is July + August):

2.10
3.61
3.01
4.16

Insane, very good, fantastic, solid. I wouldn’t call that a trend, though some might disagree.

Might as well look at some other Giants pitchers:

Zito:

2.76
4.83
3.86
4.51

That’s a similar pattern (though overall Lincecum’s numbers are better). Their first month was by far their best, then a big decline, then an improvement, then a decline.

Cain:

3.36
3.18
4.15
4.17

Again looks like a clear decline.

Sanchez:

2.09.
4.26
4.51
4.88.

Wow that’s ugly.

The moral here is that it’s all pretty much meaningless. If Lincecum’s been declining over the year, than so have Zito and Cain, and Sanchez is in real deep shit. This is the problem with month to month splits – they can create “stories” out of nothing. They are definitely interesting, but you have to take them in context, and realize that almost all of what you’re seeing is just “noise”, rather than meaningful information.

Lincecum is having a down year, though he has still been very very good. It’s scary. It seems related to the velocity loss, though the big decline in velocity was actually in 2009 (when he was unbelievable), and not this year (and definitely not after the 1st month of the season). Maybe the extra MPH he lost was the last straw. Maybe this is the new Lincecum, maybe he’ll continue to decline, and maybe he’ll go back to being the best pitcher in the majors. Which one of these is the most likely option is debatable. That’s the big picture. I think the splits are doing more harm than good here.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Especially this part:

I think the splits are doing more harm than good here.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Point taken.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Uribe, I read he might qualify for Type A FA status after the year. Should we risk offering him arbitration? Not only could he accept, but if he tries to get a deal, do you think anyone will be willing to give up a draft pick for Uribe? I’m not so sure they will be, even with the shitty SS market.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Look what I found

nic cage as everyone

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 10, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE BEEES!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 10, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lawl

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by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

clever

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the one left of Chad was Travis Ishikawa and the one to the right was Justin Timberlake

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Giants lost the lead for the wildcard.

Tied with the Reds and the Cardinals.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 10, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

oh well...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear we’re going to sweep the Padres

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet we get swept. Sanchez will get a hard luck loss. Mad Bum will too. And Timmy will struggle again. :(

The only good thing is apparently the Padres are going to limit Latos’ innings pretty soon, so they are going to lose their best starter to some games down the stretch.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I buy it. It’s all good and well to say it but I think it’ll be really tough for them to do it. Especially if he continues to pitch well.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s going to be a tough call for them.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has missed a couple of starts, so they might use that along with perhaps one more start off.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are in the same boat with MadBum

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by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think if we let madbum go 5-6 innings for each of his next 8-9 starts

it’s not that big a deal. an increase of 140 innings to ~180 i don’t think is unreasonable.

by thebighead on Aug 11, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum isn’t our ace though, so it wouldn’t be as costly to give him a break.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Tigh is pretty fucked up right now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That'll continue for the whole damn series

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by grape on Aug 10, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Tight wtf are you doing?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ack reflexive typing

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is going on here?

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by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i meant Tigh not Tight but my fingers went on reflex and typed the word they’re more used to typing

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also i’m not talking about this game so i’m talking about other things.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay Classy!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 10, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit game was shit

I know statistically Tim’s had games worse than that, but I think that might be the most pathetic he’s ever looked to me. Perhaps I wouldn’t be saying this if the ump calls strike 3 to Dempster, but still, that 1st inning was awful.

I try to be optimistic but damn, he just looks like a “good” pitcher right now.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, GRM is back. In Fanshot form

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont get it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My response

Ok

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by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Acquire Guillen

or call up Belt?

I don’t think either can be worse than Travis right now

by TBRMKane on Aug 10, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

overreacting?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously? Travis, of all people, is the problem?

He’s not the answer, but he isn’t the problem right now.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was said of old by by the wise . . .

. . . If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 10, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That will obviously translate.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would definitely want him to improve on this

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 10, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sustainable.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

JaymeeSireCSN
Renteria to get an MRI on his biceps. Sandoval will play Wednesday.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent and his biceps!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 10, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, the best laid plans of mice and men

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 million!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only two more months to go…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least Edgar won’t take the field for the last couple of months. Expect a DL announcement either today or tomorrow.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good

I’ll take a DL announcement over them forcing him to play hurt like last year.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

don’t blame yourself bill!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I watched the pilot and found it intriguing but also really slowly paced. I’m not sure if I should continue to watch it.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched the second episode

By god is it slow. Also the AV club aptly described most of it as the protagonist intently squinting at things.

I’m going to stick by it until the 4th episode, which is supposed to be good, but it put me to sleep twice already.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 10, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's any consolation

At least it kicks the ass of that atrocious Covert Affairs. I really want to like that show, but every week it just finds new ways of annoying the piss out of me.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 10, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I’m not sure how I feel about the protagonist yet and I feel like a lot of the show is riding on him but any show with a complicated mythology will hook me anytime.

We can agree on Covert Affairs though. I’m very sure how I feel about the protagonist on that show and it is not good.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the only reason I'm sticking with it

Is because of James Badge Dale’s knockout performance in The Pacific. I love me some serialized drama, but I feel like I need to be fed a little more line before I give a crap about the conspiracy. As of now, they just seem very good at killing people in needlessly complex ways.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to watch The Pacific and Band of Brothers too

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 11, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to cut out on episode four

But it was some profound TV. Can’t wait for it to get to DVD.

Now with all this talk about slow pacing and WWII, I kind of want to watch Thin Red Line.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Episode 5 was when The Pacific clicked for me.

Fucking Peleliu, man. Fucking Peleliu.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 11, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta watch Band of Brothers with the commentary of the actual soldiers turned on. Although you should definitely watch it without commentary first

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it, but I don’t mind a slow pace. Which is really really helpful.

I mean, seriously, it makes Mad Men look like 24.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 11, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was very excited in the second episode when someone yelled.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

best part of this game was the brawl in Cinci

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I watched the last inning at my grandparents’ house. Nothing like sharing futility with your extended family.

by Natto on Aug 10, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there any site that has minor league UZR?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m fairly certain there aren’t the resources to do minor league pbp defensive stats yet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I feared. I wanted to find out how Kila Monster is defensively at 1st.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC he’s not very good, but I wonder if he’d be worth trading for even if he plays terrible D. We really need to upgrade 1B for next year. Whether Huff comes back or not.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's that good

but I could be wrong

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
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by Gobroks on Aug 11, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
“I get a lot of ‘welcome backs’ when I go to Atlanta,” said [Javier] Lopez the Giant, who has not donned a Braves uniform in his eight-year major-league career.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Javier Lopez still gets Javy Lopez cards in the mail even though the latter retired in 2006.

“I usually send them back with a note,” the new Giant said. “I really love it when you’re a pitcher and they send you a card with a picture of a catcher.”

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 10, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta fans, they are smart

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 10, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The key take home points from this game!

1. Pablo will never hit another homer again. Never ever, never again not even one.
2. If Timmy doesn’t start being Timmy, and stop being Wellenmeyer cloned, there will be no postseason for the giants, unless you call watching another team on TV as part of the postseason. Timmy should be beating the guys he has been matched against in recent starts, but instead he has been terrible. His ERA post allstar break suggests that something is wrong with him. ( I know, DUH).

by bradleybear on Aug 10, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum is a Wellemeyer clone?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, a Wellenmeyer clone.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else think it’s funny that both Lincecum and Pablo have been among the most disappointing Giants this year?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But laughing at bad things helps one cope. At least it does for me. Otherwise I would have gone postal many many many times by now.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes you do.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the crazies say.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cry a lot. In a corner

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex_Lewis masturbates to cope.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I excessivley clean my house to cope. I hate to cleaning.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 10, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops bad conjugation

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 10, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny as in depressing?

Totally.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

no

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy is a lot more of a disappointment. The wonderkind, drafted 10th and 10th only because teams earlier were afraid of his fragile little bodice.

Pablo came as a pleasant surprise, a much lower draft choice, and he will struggle, and figure it out, but perhaps a lot too slowly for the fans who want to see a playoff team this year, like ME. Timmy is no longer inconsistent, he is Matt Herges 2004 Redux.

by bradleybear on Aug 10, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol. And Pablo was not a draft pick, but signed out of Venezuela.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BODICE

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 10, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_o

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the comic relief, I needed that

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Aug 10, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG OVERREACT!!!!!!! TIMMY IS HERGES!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

PUT TIMMY IN THE BULLPEN!!!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

FOPPERT!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Aug 11, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm

Panda, yes. Tim, no.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT."

by djp4cal on Aug 10, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Waldo.

I think
Waldo has possessed Tim Lincecum’s body. They should do arbitration with him this year, instead of his super two and he would be able to afford a few less marijuano farms. And it would have been more appropriate for timmy to pitch on the grateful dead appreciation night.
a

by bradleybear on Aug 10, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marijuano farms.

I like that.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to order whatever you’re having

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 10, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

a

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll smoke what you are smoking

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Aug 10, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is what bradleybear does to cope.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 10, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, what the fuck are you saying

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't try to make sense of the incomprehensible

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Home from the game. Ugh. Just ugh.

Also, saw the highlights of the Reds-Cards fight. Chirs Carpenter and Yadier Molina can feel free to go fuck themselves.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 10, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I found it funny on the MLB.com comments section that someone called Cueto a pussy for kicking at people, when Cueto was being smothered against a wall and could have been seriously injured.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was Carpenter. He’s an asshole, anyway. Half the Cardinals take after LaPussy er I mean LaRussa.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 11, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy for LaRussa, get it done.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t look smothered to me. He was kicking out at players’ faces. It was a cowardly move, from what I saw

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 11, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they could do that, they’d probably never leave the house.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I don’t like the way bill dealt with this whole thing get over it dude

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i mean wtf hes just like waaaah i did one thing wrong now fuck everything

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Mr. Bill

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 11, 2010 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

/smashes Natto with rolling pin

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BRANDON PHILLIPS
“I’d play against these guys on one leg. We have to beat these guys. All they do is bitch and moan about everything, all of them. They’re little bitches, all of them. I really hate the Cardinals. Compared to the Cardinals, I love the Chicago Cubs. Let me make this clear: I hate the Cardinals.”

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Aug 10, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

But how does he feel about the Cardinals?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Aug 10, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Reds really want a rival

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should definitely check out the highlights from tonight’s game.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 10, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the greatest quote ever.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to not have feelings either way towards Phillips. Now I slightly like him. I guess I hate the Cardinals more than I thought.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 10, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 10, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the honesty really. Rivalries aren’t dead.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Bengie’s not a Cardinal?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whiny tree doesn’t fall far

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 10, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The announcers during that brawl were ragging on Carpenter for whining about everything.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he clears everything up at the end

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- Republik of Mancunia
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 10, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Phillips? YOU ARE AWESOME!

Also, one of my buddies who’s a Cards fan is absolutely PISSED!!!!! Hated the fact Cueto gave Larue a concussion, plus thinks Phillips is a complete ass hole for saying that… Also he gave me the history behind why Tony and Dusty hate eachother, and about how he hates Dusty as a manager and how he thinks he’s a complete ass hole…

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish the Giants had the same feeling about Dodgers. Very few do.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 11, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s one reason why I like Renteria…he hates Russell Martin.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

so two of the teams that are fighting us for the WC got into a fight with suspensions definitely coming? Thanks!

Overplayed memes:
EASTCOAST BIAS
2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh i get it that’s actually a pretty clever way to deal with this whole tigh thing

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

0 stands for the zero wins since timmy's smoking habits have been amped-up, allegedly.

He probably just forgot to go to the oxygen bar the day before his start. Or maybe they thought he was too young to breath in some of that ozone-lite.

by bradleybear on Aug 10, 2010 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

0

STANDS FOR YOUR IQ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

final battle is about to start oh man

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

oh what the fuck i hate it when apollo hallucinates.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

As compared to Baltar

That schtick got old in the fucking mini-series.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 10, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least there’s reason to baltar’s hallucination apollo’s just like ‘omg heeeeeey bright light and womenz i’m lying down hey woooo"

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just you wait

Have you gotten to the one with the pigeon?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on the boxing one. It’s the first plain bad episode in a while.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was kinda lame

Not as bad as the stupid smugglers one in the, i think, second season. Definite nadir of the show.

Also, Romo Lampkin is awesome.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love when Baltar hallucinates. He acts so wacky and everyone around him is all O_o

by GrooveGiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh no I don’t think I’m gonna like this ep

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

One day they hate the cards, the next day they are traded to them and are playing with a cards uniform.

I hate the umps that gave the cards the playoff series against the giants in 87. Striking out Clark on a called strike 3 with the bases loaded on a full count on a ball that was eyeball high. Giants lost the game I think 1-0. Jeff the Hackman Leonard, was the star of the series, although he was no Mark Leonard.

by bradleybear on Aug 10, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

good to know

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really starting to enjoy these posts.

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 10, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fucking theyre sharing a hallucination oh thats good

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

lol “stay off the ropes”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

that .gif was not appropriate sorry.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

So when is Brandon Belt joining the team?

We sure could have used Bowker tonight. He went 3 for 3 with a homer. and a walk. And if, Burriss could get a hit, you know Bowker would have gone deep. The Cardinals will probably get him from the pirates.

by bradleybear on Aug 10, 2010 11:37 PM PDT reply actions  

these posts remind me of KNBR callers

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 10, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't say

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 10, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insightful

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 11, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little lost. Why do you want Burris to get hit?

"Buster's basically a 21-year-old hot-chick that's an old soul" - Barry Zito

by Prussian Creole on Aug 10, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody ever been to five guys burgers?

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 10, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I have

It’s pretty decent

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Aug 10, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best part of Dulles Airport

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Aug 10, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It's pretty good

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by Gobroks on Aug 11, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

They said at the game that Belt had the best OBP in the minors.

by Snack on Aug 10, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

for fucks sake apollo its been like two years get the fuck over it

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by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Not only can he hit and field, and hit for power and average, the guy can run.

No reason to keep hiding the guy in Richmond. flying squirrel to Giants in no time.

by bradleybear on Aug 10, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I assume you’re talking about Belt?

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by Prussian Creole on Aug 10, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will take an Alderson future despite his suckiness this year, instead of a Freddie can not do Sanchez, this year.

6 million a year for this single’s hitter who cannot even hit 260. Hitting about 207 since the allstar break. 6 million. He is only hitting 207 more than I am over that period, and the differential is not worth 6 million

by bradleybear on Aug 10, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

6 MILLION

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 10, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOBIUS GIF

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

kinda reminds me of ......

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Restart

EFF IT. cut the hair, go back to high socks, and try to strike everyone out lol. worked for the past years.

by andrewtotheh on Aug 10, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be pretty sweet actually.

by DrDC on Aug 10, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree 100% about a haircut, but I don’t think he has the confidence to strike people out right now, Dempster was his first fucking k in the game

by Snack on Aug 10, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really think the length of someone’s hair is going to change things? Or is it just doing something different? Chasm no doubt.

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by timmeh on Aug 10, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously. but i actually did like the high socks lol

by andrewtotheh on Aug 10, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually . . .

. . . I have often wondered if, in killer-hot summer days (and even nights in some places), it isn’t a bit of a drag on body temperature. Fashion statement ahead of physical comfort?

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by owlcroft on Aug 11, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would think that on warmer days the hair would hold more sweat and keep the body cooler.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

You lose a lot of heat through your head… I would think insulating it with a mop of hair would be a drag on heat loss. Not to mention that sweat cools you through evaporation and holding more sweat means it’s evaporating less… again, retarding heat loss (have you ever noticed the breeze right after getting a short haircut? That is your head cooling from direct exposure to convection).
I will refrain from inflicting any long hair/short hair pictures of myself on the good folks around here, but I can say from experience that having a big mop of hair is not conducive to staying cool in very hot weather.
Having said that, I don’t think it’s a huge factor.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum should put a cabbage leaf under his cap.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was the style at the time.

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by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kappa?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

…soaked in amonia.

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by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be an invitation to some sort of freak hamster accident?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez, been watching some film from 2008 and at washington, and WOW, his motion just looks so much more explosive. didn’t think it was that dramatic.

by andrewtotheh on Aug 10, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yea i agree with the confidence being an issue

by andrewtotheh on Aug 10, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy quotes

Courtesy of Carl Steward

Obviously, something isn’t right, but Lincecum insisted the issue is purely mental and mechanical and not physical. He’s been inconsistent with his motion through much of the season, and he felt so out of sync with the windup early against the Cubs that he quickly went to the stretch to try and regain some sense of order in his delivery.

“I feel fine,” he said. “I’m not hurting, I don’t feel dead or tired. I still feel like I’ve got my stuff. It’s just a matter of where I throw it, and also staying consistent with my motion. I feel like I haven’t been repeating it well.”

Lincecum said over the past couple of years he’s been trying to pull away from his personal pitching guru, his father Chris Lincecum, and attempt to figure things out on his own when his mechanics go awry. But he admitted after this latest rough outing that he may be phoning home for suggestions on how to work things out.

“I’m struggling right now,” he said. “It’s one of those things where I hope I can figure it out on my own, but hopefully my dad can help me.”

The right-hander said he has so many moving parts in his windup and delivery that when something goes awry, he starts to nitpick on one part of it and neglect other parts. He said he fully expects to figure it out eventually, but understands he must do it quickly with the Giants in the heat of a playoff race.

“You just have to know that you’re going to come out of it and not to get too down about it,” he said. “Obviously, everybody has high expectations of themselves and when things like this happen, you kind of wear it. But it’s about bouncing back.”

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by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

THIS

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong, but I thought he and Chris had worked on his mechanics just before the All-Star break.

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by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Chris said he won’t do it because Tim needs to figure out how to do it himself.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is dumb

It’s one thing for a father to say, ‘oh, son, you need to learn to live and solve problems on your own, because I won’t always be around’… but Chris Lincecum will (likely and hopefully) be around for Tim’s entire MLB career. There isn’t any reason why Tim has to figure things out on his own at all.

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by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Screw you Flannery.

by sanfrankid on Aug 11, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's advice we all should take

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like part of it is that he no longer gets the torque he used to get from his old windup.

by withclubsauce on Aug 11, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve noticed that too.

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by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That, and Kruk is probably right about the lack of a 4SFB.

And a bit OT, but Marshall and Marmol have nasty movement on their breaking pitches. Wow.

by withclubsauce on Aug 11, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Might be the natural loss of flexibility that naturally comes with age

If he’s not, he should probably take up yoga.

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by Goofus on Aug 11, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

ET phone home

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by timmeh on Aug 11, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get why

The Giants don’t fucking hire Chris Lincecum. Only he knows how the fuck these crazy mechanics are really supposed to work. Get your ass to SF and start putting fucking dollar bills on the ground or whatever. Maybe now he needs $100,000 on the ground. Fine. Whatever it takes

And probably the worst idea is trying to figure it out on your own. Bonds used to have hitting sessions with his Dad when he started to struggle.

Kind of mind boggling how the Giants organization is handling it. Bochy says “he will bounce back.” Is he a fucking ball? Is he really going to bounce back. What the fuck does that mean? How about addressing the issue? I’m sure they are doing more behind the scenes but jeez.

OK. I feel better now.

by Bochean on Aug 11, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is a new issue for them...

Lincecum wanted to figure it out on his own and the the Giants did not wanted go against his wishes.

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

Let’s hope they realize that it’s very possible that he can’t figure this out on his own and develop a plan to help him

by Bochean on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that Chris Lincecum wants to leave his family in Washington

And I don’t think he really needs money because Tim probably dishes it out whenever he needs it.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Aug 11, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s the kind of guy who wants to be dependent on his son’s largesse.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s pretty responsible for Tim’s success I’m sure Tim has given up a little dough.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever read King Lear?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Timmy needs more Choco Tacos…maybe some Eskimo Pies and Drumsticks

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since you people are nerds, I believe you like graphs.

With that in mind, here’s a fairly simple graph. It shows a rolling ERA over the previous five starts for each Giants starter this year. Doesn’t tell anything new, but it’s an interesting way of showing the information (or so I’d like to think).

(click for big image)

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by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s confusing as hell.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

looks more like my heart rate while watching that last inning.

:^/

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

SELL! SELL!

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by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell that’s the end? That’s a stupid episode.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:12 AM PDT reply actions  

They bonded

And the Admiral is still a bad ass

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Adama made up for his whole “waaah I’m to blame” thing in the Bulldog episode for sure.

It’s just so maddening. This whole KT/LA stuff does not need to be happening. It died in season two because it wasn’t working. Just let it stay dead for crying out loud.

And oh! The Netflix description made me think that was the last one on the disc but there’s more! I’m glad I don’t have to leave on that note.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I have no idea what you’re talking about. And I thought I would.

Grape’s description doesn’t help – that describes every episode!

by GrooveGiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to be vague because I know there’s one person here is has seen less than I have.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait is this just an extended version of the last episode? What is going on here?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

25 EXTRA MINUTES OF AWESOMENESS

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.jpg

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

Veronica Mars is now streaming on Netflix.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Veronica Mars…is smarter than me.”
“Oh you, stop it!”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Aug 11, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that show was good for about a season.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually liked the Third Season

It’s entertaining. And sassy.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's worth giving the pilot a shot

It’s pretty upfront about what it is.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's about a girl named Veronica

and she’s from mars?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

High school girl solves mysteries with the assistance of her PI father and odd-ball friends.

I know it sounds like the most retarded pitch, but it’s a really good show.

So again is The Middleman, which has an even dumber pitch.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think i might have watched an episode or two

back int he day

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't think anyone watched The Middleman...

W/r/t VM, it is what it is. I have a fondness for hardboiled detective stores, so it’s right up my alley. Others may, validly, find the genre hackneyed, so I try not to force it on anyone. It basically gives an entertaining twist to a good old story. Also, it’s got that bald guy from Just Shoot Me.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I did see a part of an episode and I was so distracted that it was the bald guy from Just Shoot Me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean why? It’s like they said “Hey, this episode is kind of terrible. You know what would make it less terrible? MORE OF IT.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

It was nominated for a Nebula

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaaaaa?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I mean don’t get me wrong here. It’s one of two full episodes of the entire series that I didn’t like, so it’s not a knock on the show. It’s just… that episode… it wasn’t good. It was tacky writing and overly manufactured drama.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND OMG FLASHBACKS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, their whole romance thing never struck a chord with me. I much prefer her contemptible actions in the Anders relationship. Seemed a bit more true to form.

By the by, where are you at so I don’t spoil anything?

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Middle of season 3.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I agree about the KT/LA stuff. It doesn’t work. Fucking square pegs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s kind of the point, though.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I mean, it not working doesn’t work. The whole show is better when they just let them be over it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know what you mean actually. The middle of season 3 gets very focused on unnecessary character development and not focused enough on blowing up toasters.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Didn’t realize this happened post occupation. Seemed like something that was like middle of the second season where they seemed to have no clue on the direction of the series.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking skinjobs.

I will admit that I’m pretty fucking intrigued about the five missing models.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Btw, here’s a BSG-related personal story of mine that you may or may not find intriguing:

My boss had me go to a condo he rents out to let in ppl to fix water damage… anyway, when I get to the condo, the door’s unlocked and I hear people inside. I go in, only to find none other than Gaius Baltar himself sitting on the couch. He explained to me that he was just staying there temporarily while the tenant was out of town. It turns out my boss rents the condo to the actor who plays Helo.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man.

I would have been like “is that the guy who plays Baltar? I better not assume that it’s him. He probably looks different in real life. But it looks like him. Okay, just play it cool. Act like it’s not him and then if he brings it up, you’re in.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, that was exactly my reaction. I was like, man, that really, REALLY looks like Gaius Baltar. Then, I shit you not, I went, “Hey, are you -”

“Yes.”

“Wow, I gotta say I really appreciate your work. It was my favorite show of all time.”

The repair people go, “Oh, you’re an actor? What show?”

He says, “Oh… you probably wouldn’t have seen it.”

As nerdy as it makes me, I love telling that story.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty awesome.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have thought I was hallucinating about Gaius

and my mental stability would have been forever damaged.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also kind of dislike how easy it is for a show to create drama by screwing with relationships. It’s gotten to the point where in a lot of shows and a lot of situations it really just seems like the easy way out for the writers and the showrunners. It’s one reason I always liked Cox and Jordan in Scrubs. They were supposed to be a fuckcouple, but they worked so well that the producers just kept them together. It’s also why I always hated JD/Eliot. They don’t work. They have bad chemistry. The show even got to a point where they were an afterthought and Eliot was happy and JD was growing up but NO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK THINGS UP AND JUST CRAM THEM TOGETHER? IS IT FOR THE HELL OF IT? ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME? JESUS CHRIST.

And while I’m at it: XANDER AND ANYA SHOULD NOT HAVE BROKEN UP THAT WAS BULLSHIT GOD I HATE SEASON 6 OF BUFFY. AND FOR THAT MATTER TARA DIDN’T NEED TO DIE WHY DOES WILLOW HAVE TO BE SAD TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LET SOMEBODY BE HAPPY.

So in conclusion: fuck that noise.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Sitcoms have existed for more then half a century based on nothing expect artificially fucking with relationships. Shit, look at the entire run of Friends.

I loathe it too, but happy couples make for bad television.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO THEY DON’T! FORCING SHIT THAT DOESN’T WORK MAKES FOR BAD TELEVISION. JUST LOOK AT ALMOST THE ENTIRE RUN OF FRIENDS.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I hate it too, but the hoi polloi lap it up. Also, I think that writers just get lazy some weeks.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

So tell me...

How do you feel about season 6 of Buffy?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I never watched it.

My knowledge of Whedon is only from Firefly, and I’m not surprised that Whedon would randomly manufacture drama for the sake of it. Particularly his penchant for killing beloved characters largely for the shock value of it.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whedon also wrote an episode for the US version of "The Office."

true story.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he just directed one?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah ..... you might be right ......

yuup, you’re right. just checked. lol. good call, sir. buffy is awesome. sarah michelle gellar kicking vampires’ asses makes me all warm inside. lol.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just directed one.

Coincidentally, there was a vampire theme in that episode.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

best line of the episode ......

“I’ve never hunted vampires before, I have hunted werewolves though …. one time, I killed one with a silver bullet and before I could see what it looked like, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.”

Dwight K. Schrute, ladies and gentlemen.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Doyle. :(

Also: Glenn Quinn

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

…Whedon didn’t kill Doyle for the hell of it. It was because of Glenn Quinn’s drug problems, so that’s not really a good example of that.

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by groug on Aug 11, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cough Wash Cough

Also, I felt like he killed Penny in Dr. Horrible because he needed a cop out ending.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly, he said that killing Penny was his brother’s idea.

Still, I do hate that ending.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

It ranks up there on my list of cheap endings.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that Doyle was designed to be killed off from the start? Whedon has a whole thing about how he always wanted to do a show where a character gets into the opening credits and dies unexpectedly, because you don’t expect a character in the opening credits to ever die. He wanted to do it with Jesse in the first episode of Buffy, but they didn’t have the budget for multiple credit sequences.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to Wikipedia, it may be some combination of the two.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doyle_(Angel)#Writing_and_acting

Based on those quotes, it seems like Doyle wasn’t really conceived as a permanent character, but Quinn’s personal issues kind of sealed the deal on it after a certain point.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that was exactly what was SO REFRESHING about Cox and Jordan. They were supposed to be an artifically fucked with relationship. That was their express purpose when the show started. But instead of doing something that doesn’t work, Bill Lawrence and Co. decided to do the thing that does work and it worked so much better.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

People have said

Weirdly enough, that the show Cougartown does a good job of what you’re talking about. Apparently after wearing out their shock schitck in the first five episodes, they actually made some real relationship and explored them…

Yes… Cougartown.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to believe this for many reasons.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on the same boat, but then again, I thought the premise for Friday Night Lights was completely vapid.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

And seriously

Buffy is the quintessential example of a show which doesn’t at all adhere to what people think of it.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

And while I’m at it: XANDER AND ANYA SHOULD NOT HAVE BROKEN UP THAT WAS BULLSHIT GOD I HATE SEASON 6 OF BUFFY. AND FOR THAT MATTER TARA DIDN’T NEED TO DIE WHY DOES WILLOW HAVE TO BE SAD TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LET SOMEBODY BE HAPPY.

I’m totally on board with the Xander and Anya thing, because that was a stupid episode full of stupid out of character decisions and stupid writing and it set up mostly stupid things (except that one Anya episode the next year).

But storywise, I have no problem with killing Tara. None. I liked Tara. When she died, it hurt. And from a plot perspective, the point wasn’t that Willow was sad about it, but that she snapped and was fucking pissed and nothing else really could have done that. So I take issue with that statement from a factual perspective, but also I think that killing Tara was an effective thing to do because Tara didn’t need to die. She was essentially a fully integrated member of the Scooby Gang (aw, I just remembered they were called that as I wrote it), she was interesting and she brought out different dimensions of Willow, Buffy, and Dawn. So yes, that is when you kill her, because that’s when it matters and that’s when it hurts and that’s when you feel it and that’s the point.

Though it would have been a lot better if they had had Willow and Tara get back together more than an episode earlier. That’s really the part of it that annoys me, because it does get pretty predictable that “Oh, they’re back together! Oh, now they’re not! Gotcha!” It shouldn’t have happened after a big reunion event like that. It should have just happened, and that’s what would have been crushing about it.

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by groug on Aug 11, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I pretty much agree with you. First that the episode where Xander and Anya break up is a stupid episode that is poorly conceived and written even poorlier. And second that Tara getting killed did make sense. I mean, it makes sense in and of itself. So it’s not specifically that it happened that gets me. It’s that it also happened. Let me try to explain. The whole problem with season 6 for me was that it was just sadness multiplied. Nobody was happy. Something terrible happened to everyone without a single reason for any of them to imagine that it might get better.

I think, for instance, if Anya and Xander had stayed together, maybe the Tara thing wouldn’t rub me so wrong. If the whole season wasn’t such a vast expanse of wasteland, I could probably stomach the individual patches of wasteland a lot better.

Of those patches of wasteland, the Tara one was probably the least worst.

I just… why can’t one measly person be happy?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That said, when I watch the individual season 6 episodes, I tend to more or less enjoy them. When I watch many of them back to back I get really mad, though.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

have you ever been to ComicCon, my good sir?

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maaaaaaaaaybe

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I’m jealous right now.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

GENGAR!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gengar used to scare me, really.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gengar is the best.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy cow. I’m in this line. Very cool, Howie.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 11, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

you ..... lucky ..... fuck.

lol. that’s awesome. my dream is to one day attend ComicCon. did you dress up as anyone? or were you an observer?

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhm… do I need to post another picture of me not dressed up at Comic Con?

Nah, I only went that one time and I dressed in my civvies. It’s a lot of fun. If I go again, though, I’m definitely going to go when I can afford to spend about $500 at the event alone.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha .....

no picture necessary, amigo, i believe it. that’s so sick. dammit! i wanna go next year so bad! lol.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

/unlurk

I’d just like to say AWESOME and I went to Comic-Con last year too, and ran into Elijah Wood, whom I had been in love with since I was just a wee lass.

/lurk

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by MonochromeGarden on Aug 11, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Frodo!!!

was Sam with him?? Haha!

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 11:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Episode of what?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

howie's having an episode?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve really only been watching one thing for a while now.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Battlestar Galactica?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yuppers.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m planning on starting to watch that whenever I get the free time to do so during school. Otherwise known as my attempt to not have a social life.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first two and a half and a half seasons (stupid having a season 2.5 to confuse things…) come highly recommended. I can’t speak for the last season and a half and a half.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

So … seasons 1, 2, 2.5 are good?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It kinda tails off after the middle of season three

But by that time you’re already so invested, you gotta watch until the end. So it’s all good.

Give it a shot.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I’ll check it out.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 11, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 1, 2, and 2.5 are aces. And the first half of season 3 is also really good, but with a few more visible hiccups than before.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The miniseries is a little rough, though. So if you get a little discouraged at the very start, wait it out. It hits its stride almost as soon as the first official episode starts.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oy

88 minutes is freaking golden.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't think i have never experienced a frustrated stream of consciousness from Grant .....

and let me tell you ….. it’s kind of scary. legit and appropriate …… but scary. i would hate to take a walk in his mind and see the things he sees.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 12:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Wait a sec, it turns out that “The Dark Night” is kind of a steaming pile. Heath Ledger is amazing, but the rest of the movie is a noisy mess. Why didn’t anyone tell me the first three times I saw it?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 1:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Explain? There are things I don’t like about it and Bale gets a little silly but I still find it to be a very tight movie.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every scene has something that annoys me, starting with the plan to escape from the bank. The plan is to drive out of the bank with bricks-a-flyin’ and join a procession of other school buses? No one will notice! Great plan. It’s a comic book movie, so there’s no point picking at every plot hole, but it was an obvious attempt at an “ain’t that clever”-getaway, and it was just stupid. There’s something in every scene that makes me roll my eyes. Maybe I just can suspend my disbelief for comic book movies like I used to.

Also, Aaron Eckhart has always annoyed the crap out of me, and he did it in this movie too. I would have rather had Tommy Lee Jones.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen thank you for smoking?

i like eckhart, but different strokes i suppose

by thebighead on Aug 11, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t like that movie, probably because I didn’t give Eckhart a chance. He’s like Keanu Reeves without the earnest effort.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

harsh man

i wouldn’t wish a keanu reeves comp upon anyone except maybe hayden christiansen.

by thebighead on Aug 11, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is a little odd that nobody stops in traffic or anything when a bus drives out of the bank.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, MANY unanswered questions .....

like when they’re at the Harvey Dent party and the Joker pushes Rachel out of the window …… Batman goes to save her, and they smash into the car …. THEN IT JUST CUTS TO THE NEXT SCENE!!! WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE JOKER AT THE PARTY? DID HE JUST LEAVE? DID HE KILL THEM ALL? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

The whole point of the scene was that he was looking for Harvey Dent.

Did you want 15 minutes of him searching the room and not finding him.

Movies can’t explain everything. Go read a fucking book if you want that.

by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2010 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, asshole.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey bro .....

i was simply voicing my opinion. i just wanted some closure to that scene …. and more joker. that’s all.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was overrated

it seemed to take forever

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by Gobroks on Aug 11, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH!

and christian bale uses the deep, rough, and gruff dark knight voice while playing john connor in “terminator salvation.” seriously bale? you couldn’t find a different voice to use?

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s fucking distracting.

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by grape on Aug 11, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

it seriously is!

i honestly still think to this day that Sam Worthington (who played the half robot, half human) should have been John Connor. he is SUCH the better actor and also doesn’t freak out at lighting designers on the set!! lol!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

THAT’S SO FUCKING GREAT!!!!! LOL!!!!! i wish it showed kermit the frog nodding at the end, though.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

here we go .....

a perfect ending. lol!

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I really watched that whole thing. Pretty worth it though.

by DrDC on Aug 11, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about Sam Worthington being a much better actor.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sam Worthington is a crappy actor

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by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have avoided him and Channing Tatum at the box office, haven’t seen either of them in any movies but yeah they look like bad actors.

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

what i meant was .....

at least he doesn’t use a distracting voice like Bale did. his line “him again” in TDK was the exact same delivery he used in Terminator when he goes, “this is John Connor …. you are the resistance.” that’s all.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 11:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Worthington’s delivery is the same in Avatar and Terminator.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying you’re wrong about Bale, but the last person you should be comparing him to is Worthington.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

noted, mr. natto.

duly noted. i actually watched terminator salvation just now …… and you’re definitely right. he IS a terrible actor. i must have been high when i saw it the first time. LOL!

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i actually never saw Avatar. i’m not much of a cgi guy. is it worth it?

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bored the hell out of me.

Fun fact: "Mota" is Bengali for "fat".

by El Person on Aug 11, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah ......

i kinda got that vibe when i saw the trailer. was never interested in seeing it.

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s very pretty to look at. Otherwise it’s nothing special.

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And while we’re at it: I have an alternate response to Mayor of 311’s query in this thread:

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/1/20/729198/ot-movies-and-oscars-and-s#11737630

I think that Bruce Wayne lies to protect Gotham for the reasons that I gave there, but also because, well, that’s how he was raised. When Alfred hides Rachel’s letter from Bruce, what is he doing, really? He’s doing the same thing that Bruce does at the end of the movie by hiding Dent’s guilt. To some extent, Alfred is to Bruce Wayne as Batman is to Gotham. Bruce Wayne was cared for and protected this way for most of his life. It’s natural that he would try to care and protect in the same way.

But also, that other stuff I said.

Yes, that was mildly obsessive, answering a question that somebody asked me over a year and a half ago.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, he’ll probably never see this. So, you know….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that has been efficiently solved.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

but still .....

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

You know it’s a depressing game when people start saying “The Dark Knight” isn’t a great movie and start nitpicking.

by DFARowand on Aug 11, 2010 6:52 AM PDT reply actions  

GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

MY favorite superhero nerd movie ox has been gored. You are all a bunch of meanies!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know it's a REALLY depressing game .....

when you can’t voice your opinion about a movie because there’s some fanboy crying in the corner the whole time because he thinks differently. why don’t you join the conversation and support your argument instead of getting all pissy??

/passes DFA a blunt.

Now smoke this shit and calm the fuck down. lol.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

No no, we’re talking about “The Dark Night.”

by Natto on Aug 11, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even in the Giants took all 4 from the Cubs

Dark Knight would still be kinda shitty

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by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

TL:DNW

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thoughts

1) I would prefer if Rowand got starts over Ishikawa. If you’re really enamored with the idea of a lefty, please start Nate over Travis. Ishikawa is not a good hitter.

2) Zito and Cain. We trust you, we love you. Please win.

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by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 7:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I know all of you dislike Ratto

But this tweet responding to Steinmentz’s nonsense last night is great.


Ray Ratto RattoCSN
  
And to Steinmetz: You just don’t like Cain because he isn’t a thin 6-10 left-handed shooter who can’t rebound or play defense

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by 49er16 on Aug 11, 2010 8:38 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL ratto burn

steinmetz is seriously an idiot. i lost a lot of respect for him last night, because generally his basketball reporting is relatively harmlses

by thebighead on Aug 11, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twat
Chatting today at noon. Let’s talk Biedrins, the schedule and whether Matt Cain is a No. 1 even though we know better.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when people, especially supposed journalists, have to resort to hyperbole to make a point.

I don’t think anyone said Cain was the Giants No. 1 starter. They said Steinmetz’s ridiculous “doesn’t know how to win!” argument was stupid.

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d classify these are pretty dumb too:

A 3.46 ERA is totally fine. No doubt about it. But it’s certainly not great.
I believe Zito has postseason experience, & success no less. Not Cain

The way I read the #1 thing – No, Cain is not the Giants’ #1 starter. But there are only 30 MLB teams and I’d like to see him name 30 pitchers who have been consistently better over the last few years than Cain.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, the Zito post-season experience argument is pretty hilarious.

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some guy responded to it in terms Steinmetz can hopefully appreciate :D

Knocking Cain for his lack of playing time in October is like ripping on Charles Barkley for never winning a ring, if Charles played in just one quarter of each game.

What even brought on his first tweet anyway? Was someone comparing Cain to Lincecum, while Timmy was struggling last night?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. I don’t even follow him, but Brian Murphy retweeted something, and that’s where I saw it. (That was another terrible argument — “Brian Murphy is a huge Giants fan and he agrees with me! Therefore, it’s true!” Or something like that. Guy needs a debate class or something.)

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I just went and read them. If I didn’t know better, I’d think this was a huge chasm:

True No. 1’s can turn losses into no decisions.
Run support, schmun support. Every game starts out 0-0, and big boys find a way to win.
Run support is real, but also a crutch. Cain hasn’t translated to wins. Lincecum has. I’d start Zito in postseason before Cain right now.

This guy is an idiot. I suppose he thinks that complete game Cain pitched against the A’s where they lost 1-0 on an unearned run was Cain’s fault? What about Sanchez’s 1 hit loss against the Padres?

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain should be hitting homers

Doesn’t know how to win…

Would still have Lincecum, Zito, and Cain as my 1/2/3 in the playoffs.

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty bad, huh? That’s why I assumed something happened or was said to trigger the release of all these stupid tweets.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone must have, indeed, called Cain the Giants No. 1 starter. So, my bad for calling that hyperbole. But, I think his reaction is absurd.

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

If there was only one pitcher on the Giants staff that I could choose to start a playoff game right now, it’s Matt Cain.

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by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Cain would not no. 1 on Texas (Lee), Yankees (Sabithia), Phillies (Halliday), Colorado (Jimenez), Mets (Santana), Florida (Johnson), Cardinals (Wainwright or Carpenter), Royals (Greinke), Sox (Lester), Rays (Price), Nationals (Strasberg) and Tigers (Verlander)

Cain would probably be right there for the Braves (Hudson), Bums (Kershaw), Angels (Weaver), and Brewers (Gallardo).

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

  1. Halladay
  2. Josh Johnson
  3. David Price
  4. Cliff Lee
  5. Jimenez
  6. Carp
  7. Wainwright
  8. Greinke
  9. Lester
  10. Verlander
  11. Hernandez
  12. Sabathia
  13. Hanson
    Above are pitchers I would trade Matt Cain + for.
    Below are pitchers that I am not sure I would trade Matt Cain for but are at least as good as him
  1. Kershaw
  2. Romero
  3. Danks
  4. Flyod
  5. Morrow
  6. Lirano
  7. Oswalt
  8. Haren
  9. Hamels

Lets see, thats 13 +9 = 21 so yeah Matt Cain is an Ace

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

22. But yeah.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, I added Hamelin late and changed the 8 to a 9 but forgot to update the total.

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Though

It depends on how you define “ace” – for example, is the 30th best pitcher in the majors an ace, even though he wouldn’t be on the best pitcher on 29 teams?

Cain would be the second best pitcher on most team, so doesn’t that make him a #2?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all semantics anyway.

Cain is very good. Better than most, not as good as some.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there is definitely a fuzzy line where Ace’s become #2’s, I think Cain is in that fuzz.

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this definition

Being the best pitcher on a team does not make you an “ace”. That just means you are not as crappy as the rest of the schmoes on your team.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Blanton was the Ace of the A’s that one year!

My favorite comment from my Philly fan family member when talking about how good the Phillies rotation is Oswalt? Ace. Halladay? Ace. Hamels? Meh. Blanton? FOMRER ACE!

Overplayed memes:
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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you consider that ‘ace’ is short for ‘ace of the staff’, then it’s the best guy on the team. If you consider ‘ace’ to be a certain level of prowess, like having shot down five enemy aircraft or something, it isn’t.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not like “ace” is an empirical term. I think some people use it to describe a #1 starter (the staff ace) but I tend to think of it like you do.

I don’t think Steinmetz used “ace” to describe Cain though. He seems stuck on the phrase “No. 1” – not sure if he means on the Giants or baseball overall. (I assumed it was the latter.)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although the more he tweets, the more I realize that it must be the former…

I’ll be watching Cain closely tomorrow, especially if G’s lose today. No. 1’s need to be “stoppers” after all.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

An Ace

is somebody you turn to and feel comfortable to start game 1 of the world series.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greinke doesn’t count. Dude has a career 57-64 record and a higher ERA than Cain. =\

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greinke is good...

playing for KC severely depresses your stats.

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

(chasm)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greinke is black?!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Put the OP into "I Write Like"

Expected it to be called Joycean, but it came back Dan Brownesque.

Also, it’s Grant’s fault.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 11, 2010 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

If you read it again, it’s all leaden exposition.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Eh, throw in a couple of words in Italian and it’ll say you’re writing like Mario Puzo.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The giants lose to the scrubs and the padres get fat off the pirates

Pretty much season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 11, 2010 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

I slept through most of the game, and I am glad.

The Giants roller coaster is making me nauseated.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I liked the fact that the team kept chipping away at the deficit. Lincecum fucking buried the team right off the bat, but damned if they didn’t keep fighting.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Also

Buster Posey is a stud.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll see how adjusts to being our day-to-day shortstop.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heck...

I think Buster should be the second player to play two positions at the same time.

First player to accomplish the feat: Bugs Bunny

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

If we went down by 4 in the first inning last year, I don’t think I would have even kept watching.

This year, you know we’re capable of coming back. It’s cool.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant

For God’s sake, make today’s afternoon post about how Barry Zito really isn’t as good as we think he is this year.

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

BABIP BABIP BABIP

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some optimism about Timmy

With all the issues and discussions about Timmy’s problems, I think there is definitely something wrong with his delivery. Last few years, Timmy looked effortless when he pitched while this year, he looks uncomfortable and out of sorts.

I consider this to be relatively good news in that Timmy will be just fine once he (and his dad) work out the kinks. This is much better than if he had a nagging injury.

Also, I think these struggles will make Timmy a better pitcher in the long run…the last two years may have been “too easy” for him…maybe he slacked off a little..maybe he lost some focus/intensity. It also will help him to learn how to pitch not just for Ks but to the situation.

Joe Mauer is going through the same issues this year..dramatic drops in HR, RBIs, AVG (still hitting .325), OBS, and SLG….no one thinks that Mauer is not going to be a future hall of famer.

the talent is still there so I’m not that worried

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

No ideas what to write today. Give me something.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s on the short list.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you write it for me?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 11, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I already did

That question would generate quite a few comments

by TBRMKane on Aug 11, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Waiver wire possibilities before the end of the month or something on September callups.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only to not get any at bats because PRESSURE SITUATIONS and PLAYOFF PUSH

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to, but my computer restarted without warning while I was sort of in the middle of it and I don’t want to do it again.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ideas

Playoff contenders talk…who we would want in and not

September call ups

Giants’ pitching staff

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leave your workstation unlocked, and take a 3-bourbon lunch—something (llamas) will come to you.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about August baseball...

The dog days etc…and why we usually seem to struggle (or do we?)…what will happen this year?

I dunno…just throwin’ it out…

by Bochean on Aug 11, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

No baseball topic today

1000 words on how having a child changed your life.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you insist on a baseball topic

Write about how running this blog impacts your view of baseball in general and the Giants specifically.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

1500 words on Howie’s underwear.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It takes a picture.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only wear those on special occasions.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant's birthday?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

is that art from H.R. Geiger?

"Todd Wellemeyer is pitching today? Get out your umbrellas! A shit storm is coming!"

by GIANT stoner on Aug 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same brand as Burell?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Top-8 Buster Posey home runs.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Aug 11, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to see more fan letters from your admirers.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't quite get that yesterday

Was Grant responding to an e-mail that he got?

by calbearjd on Aug 11, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he just pasted an email he got into a comment.

Adopted Giant: Ryan Rohlinger (on loan from Shanghaijim).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
♥BARRY ZITO♥

by kdl on Aug 11, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ways to serve llamas.

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Topic idea

“If you were making a movie about the 2010 Giants and the studio insisted Jonah Hill be in the movie as one of the players, as whom would he be cast?”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Russel Martin. Self explanatory.

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, but if you had to cast him as a Giant

I’d choose Edgar Renteria, just for laughs.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 11, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

click me now

In case I’m not the only person to have no idea who he is, he’s one of these people according to Google images:


You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is that annoying fat kid in Super Bad (funny but overrated) and Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Funny as hell)

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2002 WS CANCELED
Blue Jays want all our player that we don't utilize correctly

by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand's future with the Giants, and whether he should get starts over Travis?

My Son, the best outfielder in the National League.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 11, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rikkert Faneyte is neither Rikkert, nor Faneyte

Discuss

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 11, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

how about an assessment of team strengths versus the teams that are WC/divisional hunt?

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 11, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could write a The Wire fanfiction replacing all of the characters with players on the Giants roster. Front office optional.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 11, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could draw that out for five days too!

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Day 5

Andrew Baggarly – that one reporter I didn’t give a shit about
Henry Schulman – that one reporter I didn’t give a shit about except to think he was annoying
Ray Ratto – The Baltimore Sun building

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 11, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does that make Bruce Jenkins?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That other reporter I didn’t give a shit about.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 11, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pick a day in Giants history

Write the blogpost as if it was that day, full Grant style. Relive a high point or low point or even a regular season game. It’d be a nice way to escape from a bad loss.

Dunno what you’d do with the 80’s references.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Aug 11, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where in the world is Matt Downs?

by Snack on Aug 11, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

It was posted he’s on the 7-day DL. Not sure of the ailment.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Broken spirit

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 11, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also would have accepted: “Down the road from Churchill Downs.”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also would have accepted: With Carmen SanDiego

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

1) No b/c Waldo doesn’t use “world”

2) OK, but it’s a knock of the name I mentioned.

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He ransacked Pakistan, and ran a scam in Scandinavia, and then he stuck ’em up down under, and he pick-pocketed Perth.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 11, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that Grant has been driven insane by one word: "fine."

upon searching the McCC database, I have found exactly 4,511 uses of the word “fine”. 2,899 were in the last 3 months. Of these, my boolean search reveals that 1,123 were used in the same sentences with the words Pablo, Panda, or Sandoval and either “is” or “will be”. Another 1,259 "fine"s were used in the same sentence with Tim, Timmy, Timmeh, or Lincecum, and either “is” or “will be.” In the absence of pre-existing mental instability, and considering that he passed his urine test, I see no other apparent cause for Grant’s loss of control, as manifest by the word salad postgame post.

I think Grant’s road to recovery will be long and arduous, with many relapses. I would encourage his friends and followers to avoid using the word “fine” in his presence or on McCC.

This is science.

And the worst part, those fukin’ douchenozzles over at the MCC get to lord this over us.

by nogooddeed on Aug 11, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Fine.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 11, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

considering that he passed his urine test

Grant only passed the verbal part of this test.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to know.

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe I do!

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fined.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

/reply_flail

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll be fine.

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give me an "e"

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Uribe’s AB in the ninth, a candidate for worst AB of the year?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 11, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Rowand has had at least 100 at-bats that were worse.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and it’s only August. Obligitory: Two (plus) more years.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This will go down as the longest 5-year contract in Giants history.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Longer or shorter than Zito’s 7 year deal?

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also that 7 will in all likeliness turn into 8.

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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

# option vests with 200 IP in 2013 or 400 IP in 2012-13 or 600 IP 2011-13

  1. if 2014 option vests, Zito may opt out & receive $3.5M buyout

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2002 WS CANCELED
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by say hey nation on Aug 11, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval didn't look lost last night in his at bats

I consider that a positive!
I was there for monday and last nights game

Broke the records for Kazoos being played FTW! Also Bill Walton is a big dude!

I hate the Dodgers, Patriots, Dolphins, and terroirsts

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 11, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

He had better results yesterday

His approach still smelled pretty bad. That infield RBI single was just about the worse swing of the night.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 11, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

line drive in the boxscore!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 11, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

and at this point, you just have to take what you can get from his plate appearances now… 3 hits last night? good for him, dunno what that means for tonight

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 11, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

They also passed out the complete lyrics to “Take me out to the Ballgame.” I hadnt seen the verses (the part we sing is the chorus).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting. Why did they do that?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the kazoo and the bobblehead.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why—not when…it explained they were trying for a world record, and you could sign the
sheet as a “witness.”

Not the dumbest thing surrounding the Dead and near-Dead over the years, but pretty dumb.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Aug 11, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

So I have extra tix to the SJ Giants home game this Saturday. General admission. Any takers?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 11, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

There seems to be a three four five rule with runs scored

Bill James showed from his data that once a team gets a four run lead, their chance of winning increased a lot. When the Cubs jumped out 4-0 in the first, it was a bad sign. Just like last Tue. when SF had a 4-0 edge on the Rocks, they won. The fangraph in the post game thread had their odds of a win at 83% (near as I could tell). If this is on the money, then anyone with that 4 run lead has a 5 out of 6 chance to win the game. It could be more than that if say, that advantage was gained in the 8th inning.

by boogalou on Aug 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

meant to say four five six rule

by boogalou on Aug 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They Showed Some Heart

The Giants showed some heart to still score some runs and make it a game, but it was obvious from the beging that it wasn’t going to be there night. Let’s just hope they can win the next two… we need Zito to be on his A game today… Maybe like his A’s days. lol

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by King of Cali on Aug 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The begging definitely wasn’t going to be there.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 11, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed reading this

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

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