BEAT ELL AAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I hate Clayton Kershaw
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Beat L.A.!
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
BEAT LA!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Score-Some-Runs.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT CAIN SUCKS
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yup
Needs more winz!
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hellz yeah, BEAT LA!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I approve of this new thread
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
BEAT LA!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd to the fullest!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
A little uncomfortable.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Dodgers smell like Howie's underwear
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Why the shit can't we get runs when Cain's pitching against the douchers?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Because
Cain’s not very good.
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So it effects everyones offensive game?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Sorry
read the FAQ, anyone have link?
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/9/15/614892/mcfaq
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Cain doesn't know how to win
He’s a 3rd Starter AT BEST
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
AT BEST!
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The more i hear Bruce Bochey
The more he sounds like Billy Bob Thorton from Slingblade to me….just saying.
So you're Just Sayin'
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
SO YOU ARE NOT SAYING!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
grumblegrumblegrumbleBustergrumblegrumble
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
I’m gonna kill you now…
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
CAIN
FINISH HIM
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mad Men comes on in thirty-four minutes.
How do I juggle both events?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
You live on the east coast?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Central Time. But we live by the East Coast feeds.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Why did Bochy call him Lopez?
His name is Lopie!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
I thought...
His name was below average LOOGY
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD BLAKE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I remember that game
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Orel,
Joe doesn’t like anyone
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Haha, Joe Morgan enjoys seeing a sad Lasorda
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I know right
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Cain should do the Wilson thing
The next time he strikes Blake out.
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
I never thought I would ever say a positive thing about Joe Morgan
But……That was pretty fucking cool….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Aubrey Huff is my Hero
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Huffalo!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
AUDREY!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
LOL JON!
“He needs to call a cop because he’s been robbed!”
I’d kinda love if Jon just said “Fuck it, I’m already in the Hall” and just started adding ridiculously hacky catchphrases to his repertoire.
BAD D WILL OUTWEIGH HITTING GAIZ
LOL
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Everything seems to be about Joe...
I don’t know that we’d talk about him as much, if he didn’t talk about himself so much
They use Huff’s foreskin as a tarp when it rains at AT&T park.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mental Picture
LMAO
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Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That was nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Cain is on a mission to win this game
C’mon offense, cooperate…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Joe Morgan is terrible
“This may have been luck because he just kind of threw his glove up and it went in”
Stupid azz Russell Martin.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Fuck off, Orel.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
What'd he say
I have my headphones on now.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Sit the fuck up? I guess he is slouching.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Score for Matt Cain, dammit!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
Appprently he doen't deserve it.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
LOL Dodgers
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Of course, no one mentions that the Giants won the first 3 games of that series in ’93
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
I love how Huff made a terrific play
and Morgan goes on to tell everyone that he was on the 82 Phillies.
Seriously, boys. Time to get those runs for Matty.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
we dont talk about '93!!!!
or ’02!!! or ’97 or ’00 or… ’03. we dont!!!!
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
i think those are work stoppage years iirc
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
kruk and kuip wouldnt bring it up. this is bushleague
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Orel looks like a meth head
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
you know in the days before steroids got big a lot of ball players took amphetamines
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLRRES
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HAI GUESS WHAT GUYS!
A-Rod still didn’t hit his HR!!! OMG!!!
Tell me more about this fascinating Yankees-ARod story.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL MOLE
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
Gay-rod lookin for #600
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
OH TORRES
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
Shift-A
First time I’m able to watch a Giants game in the past two weeks. It would be the perfect time to BEAT LA!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
No wonder the Giants have been playing well lately. The jinx hasn’t been around.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
>:(
True, but >:(
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
:(
I kid.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Ehh, it’s true enough. I am a jinx when it comes to sports. I still blame myself for the Sharks being swept.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I hate Kershaw
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Howie’s underwear
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
smells like paint. Expensive paint.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff
Dingerz.exe
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Well that sucked
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
LOLBREY
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
that inning was like less than a minute long
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
FAIL INNING
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Is it time to start freaking out about the offense again?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
AND DON'T FORGET METS/BRAVES, MONDAY AT 8:00 EASTERN
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Taking pitches against someone who’s extremely wild is a good thing I hear.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
its too early guys
wait for the shadows to go away
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
IM GLAD WE DIDNT TRADE FOR A BAT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, but
I wish there was someone in triple A who was left handed with power and could come up and provide a spark.
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, this team needs a day off.
The bats just got the date mixed up.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
i’d bet the BP tomorrow would be awesome
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
What the flying fuck was that
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Seeing a lot of that lately.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is up with smearing eyeblack over half one’s face?It seems new.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Seems bush, IMO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Gilmore Pods.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
That looked like a cricket swing
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I hope................not?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
I really appreciate that Matt always wears the high socks now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
z

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Favored by marionettes and payasos.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I like solids better on Matt. The stripes are more Zito-esque.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I agree. More suited for a lefty
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
THE RIOT is obviously an upgrade over dewitt
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
late start. no excuses
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ve been spoiled by some recent offensive outbursts, Merope, but I don’t think it’s the nature of this team to regularly bust out.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryan Theriot
Great pick-up Ned!!
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
Nice sig.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Thanks
I had to modify it after yesterday.I’m still in mourning.
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SHADOWS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
Joe Morgan
Apparently is a catching connoisseur
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Nice catch Rowand
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
ROWAND!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
I thought that would drop
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
I was about to say "fuck you Furcal"
Instead I was like, “nice play, Rowand”
STFD Furcky!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
gotta love rowand on defense
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Scott!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
SCOTT!!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
good idea, but...
PITCH TO MY POSEY
Eli Whiteside Fan Club
by howtheydidntscore on Aug 1, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
fucking awesome
RUNZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
i went to the first 2 games
the friday night crowd was crazy
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i was in 308
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
STRASBURG
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
WOULD LIKE TO BATTLE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Right!
/huh?/
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe judges guys after 17 at bats… future position in Giants front office?
by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
I was just at Sports Authority, and they only had Rowand jerseys. I was considering getting a jersey, but then I went through all 30 of them (including the kids jerseys), and all of them had Rowand on them. No Lincecum, no blank ones, just Rowand. Needless to say, I did not get a jersey.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
sports chalet
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine he'll buy most of them to give as gifts to friends and family.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
half the team speaks spanish. its irrelevant. ozzie is a puke
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
PAT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
THE BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
PAT!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Baserunner!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
HITZZZZZ
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
The Bat!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Pat the bat!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
PAT "THE BAT" STRIKES AGAIN!!!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
LOL IKR?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
They won’t pull him with the score tied.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
well said
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
REC'D SO HARD
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
lol wut
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
its not a panda AB
if it aint 1-2
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
it’d be nice to see Pablo get a clutch type hit here
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It'd also be nice to see Pablo get an EXTRA basehit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
please do something GOOD pablo
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OMG STRASBURG
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
When is Strasburg gonna go play for the Heat?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
He'll tell us in an hour-long special tomorrow night.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
At the least, GOOD at bat by Pablo here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
PLEASE PANDA!!!!
PLLLLEEEAAASSSSEEE!!! DO SOMETHING WONDERFUL RIGHT HERE!!!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
if burell gets cut down at home im gunna be pissed
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
If you jinx this i’ll be pissed
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t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
if your pissed im gunna be pissed!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
damn!
thought that was going fair.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Bad Panda
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
gah
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
PABLOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
LATE CALL WAS LATE
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Oh man, that was a perfect pitch :[
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
C'Mon Pablo!
You don’t swing at the close pitches?!
I have the feeling I’m one of the few who somewhat agree with Ozzie Guillen. You rarely see a Japanese pitcher sent down to the minors, though I’m not sure that when they do if they get a translator or not. Many Latin players, on the other hand, are flung into the far reaches of the United States with little more than a per diem and a pat on the butt. Does that mean that every team should carry a translator as well or a cultural guidance counselor? I don’t know. But it’s a legitimate point.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
pitcher = player
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
as an individual who is of Venezuelan descent I must say
I don’t agree. There are plenty of Spanish speakers in this country, especially in baseball. There’s maybe 1 Japanese player on a team. They’re coming from a very different country and know little if any English when they first arrive. It’s strange how few Americans of Asian descent there are in any sport in this country.
Yeah, I bet you would be hard pressed to find a team
that didn’t have at least a half a dozen or more people who are fluent in Spanish
Say seven out of 25 guys on a given Rookie League team can speak Spanish. What about the people they live with? What about the community they live in? It’s not so simple as teammates speaking the same language.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I understand
but it is far different than no one on your team speaking your language. Also, the same is true of communities as well, there are far more Spanish speakers in this country than those conversant in Japanese.
HALF THE TEAM SPEAKS SPANISH. JEESUS
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That isn’t necessarily true.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Japanese players are generally coming from successful years in the Nippon league which is roughly as good as our Triple-A, whereas Dominican players have very little track record.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
also
usually brought over much younger, have to go through the motions in the minors. Just part of the deal, you see Japanese players come over after being successful in Japanese leagues, not showing potential at a young age.
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
True. And that offsets the point that Japanese are somehow less deserving of preferential treatment (they are more of a sure thing, after all). But it doesn’t offset the fact that these kids are put in a weird situation with little to no guidance.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
at the same time though, teams are investing heavily in these players, both from latin america and japan. If they felt they would be better off with interpreters etc, they would do it. Clearly it’s just not needed.
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t believe this argument. Business owners make tons of stupid decisions; just because they do it one way does not mean that it is efficient. Classically, baseball had been particularly obtuse in its business choices.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yea, business owners make plenty of stupid decisions, but business owners also make plenty of brilliant decisions. Usually the brilliant decisions win out (almost always in a free market)
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball is not a free market. Baseball has an absolute and legally sanctioned monopoly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
true
but within MLB, it is essentially a free market, and the difference has no impact on this discussion
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball owners also argued that free agency would ruin the sport and cripple baseball forever. They were flat wrong, but would not have changed the reserve clause unless legally forced to do so. I simply do not believe that because they don’t do x means that x is not a good decision is not a valid argument. There are a lot of negatives in that last sentence, but I think you’ll get what I mean.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
no, i get your point, i just think that in this instance, owners are heavily invested in players that don’t speak the language…if they thought it made sense to hire translators, they would. I don’t really see the big deal anyway, half of this country speaks spanish
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Generally Japanese players are few and far between, and come here from a well established high level league. Most latin players, on the other hand, are recruited when they’re much younger and also have less “major” league experience.
How many Japanese players have come here without playing at least a few years in their league?
as far as Ozzie quotes go, this one barely registers as controversial
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I absolutely agree. I think it stinks because Japanese players (likely) create a bigger interest, and therefore greater revenue potential…. So they receive preferential treatment. There’s almost a novelty feel to many Asian players in certain markets (Thinking: Fukudome in Chicago).
I think Guillen takes it to the extreme, but he speaks the truth, to a certain degree.
But there are more Latin players in the league. Some like Papi or Vlad Guerrero, are heroes to many white American kids. A-Rod actually faked being Dominican in order to sneak onto that team for the World Baseball Classic. I would say they have “made it,” whereas Asian players are still a rarity.
by Murray, Present on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
A-Rod joined the DR team because that team was the favorite. Wanted to play for the winner. DR heritage pride was probably second. At least that was what I figured.
I'm up... everyone move in!
yeah, that’s what I meant. The Dominican team was actually better than the American team, therefore A-Rod disowned America just for personal glory. Considering that baseball is “America’s pastime,” doesn’t that show how far Latin baseball has come?
by Murray, Present on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought they had classes where they tough the minor leaguers english and all that stuff?
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
david Pinto's take
http://baseballmusings.com/?p=55847
There’s also just a lot more Spanish speakers than Japanese in the US
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I’m really more interested in the minor league aspect than the Major League one. It’s a lot easier to figure life out if you’re a millionaire living in NYC than if you’re a nobody making a couple hundred a week in Bumfuck, Iowa.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I've never seen Pablo strike out looking before.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
pandas taking a strike 3. wow
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
shut up Oral, let the HOFer broadcaster lead
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
oh its up to rent
OH
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Up to Rent?
Money down the stretch nerds????
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NERBS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgar, no respect. Make them pay
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
APPARENTLY MARTY FELDMAN IS PLAYING HOME PLATE UMPIRE TODAY!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
RENTERIA IS THE CLUTCH MASTER
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Are you seeing what I"m seeing?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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NOT INTIMIDATING ANYONE DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Squirt it Diarrhenteria....For the love of God!!!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
we need uribe back
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
THIS THIS THIS
Pray his hammy is healthy.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
RENT IS DUE!!!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
RENT!
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
GAR!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
RENT!!!
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
GARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
FUCK YOU NERDS

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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’ve seen this before. But the subject line made me laugh
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
ISWYDT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS!
LOL LARS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSS
MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YES!!! YESSS!!! YESSS!!!!!! YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
GARRRRRR

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
never gets old
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BONE CHIPS!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
RENTERIA!!!!!!!!!!1
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Money Bitches

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
HOKY SMOKES WAZ RITE
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
WE’RE HATERZZZ
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
WHERE THE HATERS AT NOWWWWWW????? haha oh my
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL Joe Morgan playing the hindsight game
“I would have never walked him”
Of course he says that after a 2 run triple.
Come on Cain
PHYSICIAN, HEAL THYSELF!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT L.A.!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Renteria stroking it

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I love how into the games the fans have been this series.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Shift A
So Eating dinner with my wife, and Rowand comes up and I say to her:
“Man, I would much rather face Rowand than Renteria here, This is pretty stupid”
Lo and behold, Rent hits a 2 run triple.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it's probably a good thing you said that too, it's a good surprise
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Joe Torre
Winning the battle of the shitty managers
LOL BORK
/dusts off history book and reads about game 7 of the 1997 world series
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Matt Cain is really not a very good hitter.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
but dingerz
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
But the Dingerzzz!
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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
But Matt Cain is a really good pitcher
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He looks good though in batting practice
/Krukow’d
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Kruk would like to have a word with you...
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
He puts on a show in batting practice
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
i thought that was Bumgarner
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Him too
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
I would have pinch hit for Cain.
Normally, I wouldn’t as the home team in that situation, but Cain is close to 100 pitches.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I don't mind, with no real RHB on the bench.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
well, there's a day off Monday
so you play one batter match-ups
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Torre's reaction to Rent's triple ...

BETTER GET THOSE GOLF CLUBS READY, JOE!!! IT’S GOING TO BE A LONG OFF-SEASON!!!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not the biggest Rent fan
but the guy can still put the bat on the ball LOL Dodgers.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Why would anyone not want to throw 3 straight sliders to Aaron Rowand?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Credit where it's due
Rowand has been pretty good the last few weeks.
I guess he didn't really care...
whether Rent was on 2nd or 3rd really. Scott was scoring no matter what.
MAN MY NIPPES ARE HARD
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NIPPLES WHATEVER THOSE THINGS ARE
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
ring holders
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Smuggling raisins
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he earned about $7million of his salary with one swing
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
This
All is forgiven if it’s against the Dodgers, but all is not forgotten.
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I forget who was proclaiming that Renteria was a better hitter than the league average SS
Owlcroft, maybe? Anyway, while I stand by the assertion that Rent’s moments of failure are particularly ugly even by Giants standards, I will freely admit that he is by and large producing. If he can stay healthy, I don’t think we really have anything to complain about at SS.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
I'm in this line
pass the crow.
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
man this crow is delicious
TASTES LIKE RIBEYES.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
This year, he’s fine. Last year, he was hurt and should not have been playing.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been bitching about the bitching about Rent
No great shakes, but he’s certainly not the problem
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Meh
But if he gets a WS game winning hit for us I will be a fan for life.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m not sure if I should or should not believe you.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It is unclear whether or not I will have it.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they make the phones ring?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard that commercial. I’m taking that that’s a good thing.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
That was the TV?
lol
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Yeah
Sounded like an iPhone ringing in the broadcast booth.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL ESPN commercial with Landon Donovan
Yellow Card!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Thats a good one.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That ball looked like it might have fell anyway
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
argh
Nate in left? Come on, Scott has GOT to be able to play LF in AT&T.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
er, Torres in left. POINT STANDS.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres is in CF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh wait
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he’s in LF
WTF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He isn’t getting paid $12 mil/year to not play center.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i wish that logic probably wasn’t the truth.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WHEN DID WE SCORE
MY RADIO WENT OUT LOUUUDD NOOOIIIISES
also how
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Scott IBB
Renteria Triple.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
It’s the worst Orel I’ve ever received.
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes Matt
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
STFD MATT KEMP
YOU POS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD KEMP
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
LOL GO TO HELL KEMP!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
mr. Scully will NOT be your designated driver ...

Look how red he is by 12 noon!!! LOL!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
WTF LOL
context?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
lol!
he’s leaving the game in the 7th inning for the bar! :-P
typical Dodger.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh... i thought Vin was a giants fan
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
he is???
61 seasons with the Dodgers (1950–present) kind of makes you a Dodger … no matter what team you like. lol! so fuck him and his blue pansies!!!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i disagree, VIN IS THE MOTHERFUCKING MAN, you may step down sir
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
hahahaha ...
i’m so drunk i didn’t know i was standing. LOL!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Vin is the MAN!!!!
look how happy he is
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Matt Kemp
May indeed suck it!
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
STFD MR. RIHANNA
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
LOL Kruk
Matt Cain can go 140 pitches a game!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Not the first time he’s said it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Matt Kemp? YOU DEFINITELY AINT HAVIN ANYTHING TODAY
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I vote this is Cain's last inning.
then Romo-Wilson please.
PITCH 109!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Still throwing 94
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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Joe West you blind fuckstick
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Damn
That was nasty
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
STFD CASEY BLAKE!!!!
that was a fucking beautiful pitch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD BLAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Jon
pointing out. DOMINANCE.
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
STFD YOU POS
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
OH THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
STFD Not Carlos Santana
109
Where’s Zito?
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
STFD
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
CAIN IS ABLE!!!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Blake is not
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodger fans
have given up on scoring Cain tonight
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
SUCK IT CASEY BLAKE YOU PUTRID FUCK
LOL NOT CARLOS SANTANA LOLOLOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ok who pitches the 8th???
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
I'm seriously like...I'm going to need a paper towel and fresh pants.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
SIT
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
THE
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
DOWN
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BITCH
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
STFD
Sweet Tidy Bowl Jesus skipping across the blue toilet water, Cain is DEALING.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
So
Groove or no groove, Romo/Ray for the 8th please.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ESPN finally knows who Matt Mother Fucking Cain is.
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
oh man so many STFDDDDDD's!!
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Need more giant runs
5 more would be nice so we don’t have to use wilson tonight.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I would love to have Wilson tonight
He is rested.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How does Matt Cain you spell Casey Blake? K-A-S-E-Y B-L-A-K-K-E
3 K’s!
/sick burn
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
That's as pro-Giants as ESPN has ever been.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Lame
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
i swear to god
someone there is going to comment about “learning how to get the win” and then i’m going to commit the murder act.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, it's telling you that you have access to espn3.com
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
How many times
must headline writers make that pun? Do they still think it’s clever, or original? I swear to God, I just don’t get it. I used to write headlines, and I know it’s tough, but sheesh, you can do better than that.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I cain see what you’re saying.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT CAIN!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Dear Casey Blake...
Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!
by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
omg not yet
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Andres!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Andres the Giant
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
THE GIANT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Sherrill and Dotel
The Giants must be terrified with those guys up
Torres!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
two gascans getting up in the Dodger pen
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
LOL MATTS HAIR
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
yesssss
Soon as Dave mentioned Torres having a lousy night I thought “Now he gets a hit.”
Brain waves.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
APPARENTLY I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THINKING GOOD BASERUNNING THOUGHTS.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMNIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DAMMIT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOLRRES
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
VROOOOOOOOOOOOBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
WTF TORRES
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Even if he was going on first movement, that was pretty bad
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
I just explained to my wife, the Argentinian who knows little about baseball, that the Dodgers intentionally walked Rowand to pitch to Rent.
She began laughing hysterically, to the point that I thought she might choke.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
I am teaching my gal about baseball
she says she’ll learn so when we get married we can move to SJ and be regulars at Giants game
I am in love
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
How great is that?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazing
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife hates baseball and Grant. Especially Grant.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sure if he stopped coming by your house in the middle of the night
she could be more tolerant of him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL MOLE
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Posey!
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Damn you mole
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
HUFF
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Hufffff!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
AUDREY!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
AUBREY!!!
dang it torres
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Huff!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
BEAST MODE!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
AUDREY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Look out!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
lol
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
see that just sucks for the cameraguy
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
BOO
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Posey getting some respect
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Gonna have to dust off the rubber chickens.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Get used to that, Buster
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
THIS because it's obvious nobody after him can hit :D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I like how Paul does not try to do anything on plays out to him
Just stops are stares hard at the wall.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wow Torre loves him some intentional walks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
let’s see what tango tiger says
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
http://www.tangotiger.net/walkbondschart.html
Tango Tiger says : Walk him. Assuming Posey is Bonds.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
how many intentional walks is that for posey?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Hanging rubber chickents
Bring em back!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Stupid PA
Money for Nothing comes before Walk of Life, not after! :(
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Fucking Bochy
So now we gave up Pat’s bat and Buster’s protection for a defensive upgrade in LF and a tossup in RF.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Meh
With a late 2 run lead, I like putting in the extra defense
dammit torres
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, why was Pat taken out?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
oh... sounds bout right... yawn
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Water buffalo
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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate's an offensive liability
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He plays defense like you after a case of Keystone Light.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
KEITH STONE
OOOOOOOOOH YEA. ALWAYS SMOOTH
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
DEFENSE
/CLAP CLAP
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of breath.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i'll ask this again, why was Pat taken out? :)
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He ran from home to second, and then from second to home. Dude was tired.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Defense
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE RESPONSES
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
DEFENSE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh Nate :(
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
oh andres why do you try to run on a lefty :(
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
but it would have been a runner at third with 1 out
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
But then we have 2-3 with one out instead of 2 with 2 out.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i haz a sad
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I really don’t think this ingame platoon thing is working. Nate’s getting all his ABs in late-game situations, usually close, in a position in the order designed to protect Huff and Buster. He’s probably not a valid starter but a concrete platoon would work better than this.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m no longer surprised.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He can go 160 easy
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not being eligible for either a loss or a no decision, Bochy had to send him back out.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG LOPEZ
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck us each and every one.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
JAVIER LOPEZ!?!?!?!!??!??!?!?!?!!!? OMG OMG OMG
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
NO, YOU WILL NOT GET THAT, WILSON=9th inning
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m all for seeing what the fuck he’s got when we’re up by 10 runs against an insignificant team.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
is lopez a submariner?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
I am turgid with pleeniness for English
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FINISH HIM!


When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
MORTAN!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
STEAK HOUSE!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
MORTAL KOMBAT WAREHOUSE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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SO BAD HE CAN TASTE IT
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Keep it Cain! 5 more outs.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
HUFF!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
SIRM
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
YQS!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m partying with SIRMs McKenzy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Delicious
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not according to Amy G though.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man, Cain reminds me of a young Smoltz
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RM sleeps with Joe Torre.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Both Jamey and Carroll are girl’s names.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
BEAT L.A.!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT LA!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Joe Martin, suck it.
“Giants pitchers stats aren’t good enough down the stretch!”
AN UNHOLY COMBINATION
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shut the fuck up, Joe Morgan
Didn’t Lincecum have like 3 CGs in the last month of the season?
But how many wins, nerb?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
COME ON MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
/Standing for Matt Cain
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Crap. Take him out now
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Ovation
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good effort
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GREAT JOB MATT
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
By Matt
Your fate is in the hands of a guy who is here because he throws with his left hand and was not in the minors.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
...Bye Matt too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Matt Cain
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
podsednick v. lopez?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Lopez dispenser comin in.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
STAND UP AND SHOUT for Cain

It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Bringing in the lefty for the walk
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
Also, gorgeous game Matt.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I can't wait!
This guy is better than John Bowker and Joe Martinez PUT TOGETHER!
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eats innings, hits dingers, plays through head wounds
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
When are we going to get real and admit Cain might not be it?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
shut the fuck up Donny
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
those are good burgers, Dude
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
0.00 ERA
only way he’ll be accepted
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
More of a LOGGY than a LOOGY
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
CHUCK NORRIS APPROVES OF CAIN'S PERFORMANCE!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
COME ON JAVIER LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Please Lopez
Please.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don't get it
why take him out now? He already threw too many pitches (109) why not let him finish the inning?
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
STRIKE 1
A NEW PERSONAL BEST
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STRIKE 1
WHAT A PITCHER
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pods vs Lopez
1 for 3, BB
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yay Lopez!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
THIS!
Forget my whining and sniveling of yesterday!
Sabean is the best GM EVAR!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck yeah!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Yes!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Ooooooh, love the arm angle!
And he does it!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOGY FTW!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
lol
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
welcome to SF, Javy
I think you’ll be ok.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Yay!
The LOOGY has looged!
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i like this guy
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WHOOO
2 pitches. I like that.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WELCOME TO THE GIANTS, LOPY!!!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
THROWS STRIKES
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DUMB COMMERCIAL FOR ALCOHOL IS DUMBBBBB
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
captian morgan just looks so douchey
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yarr

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
1.1 WAR, to be precise
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Eat it Pods!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
I’m okay with Lopez now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
LETS SCORE SOME RUNS GIANTS!
/ron santos
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SABEZ IS A GENIUS
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
sabes just sat back in his chair and took a nice long sip of scotch
“ASK ME ABOUT MY SAVVEY VETERANS”
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
HHAHAHA
this would be ugly vs righty
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
UGLIES CAN’T HIT RIGHTIES
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
battle of the new relievers!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
heard you pulled over in excitement of burrell yesterday
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
My exact words
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahahaha
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Pods
if he was on the Red Sox, he’d be called the best lead off hitter in the league
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
if he was on the red sox
he’d be batting .200 cause AL EAST BITCHEZ
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
they’d still worship him
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-yAy
WELCOME NEW LEFTY IS FUCKING WELCOME!
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
No! Optimist Panda

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
maybe
they came on the same plane?
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Some sort of weird geometric sex thing?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sensing another sequel to flatland!
by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That was pretty nerdy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
For your information
I had a good pornographic joke too but I considered the company.
by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
from raj mathai's twitter
Nate Schierholtz brother Cainan arrested this morning in Danville; hit/run drunk driving; crashing into people/cars. No injuries #sfgiants
jeez
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad there were no injuries.
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Crashing into people...
But no injuries?! WTF?
How do you crash into people with a car
and have no injuries?
Nerf cars are the best!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
what the fuck. that’s awful.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, nice name
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
/golf clap
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I take it that he wasn’t Able… to drive!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t that his dad?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
SHARPIE SHOES
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Way to swing at the worst pitches.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Wilson's up
I thought they might try to rest him another day and the off day tomorrow
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
LOL LARGE PICTURE
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Cialis works wonders
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Is that a cup?
I sure hope so.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
yikes
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
AAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
How is that not painful with the cup on??
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a baby's arm in your pocket, or are you just happy for the win?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
NICE AB pablo
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
I thought that one might have been out.. but it WAS an out
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Pablo's really not looking that bad
i blame karma
hitting the ball pretty hard, making good plays, smiling...
Much better than in June
I agree. He still isn’t getting the hard contact he needs, but he’s been looking better.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually it has been looking like he has been trying to take some pitches
I like that. He just seems to be unlucky.
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Nah
He just swung at three or four high pitches that last AB
and one AB proves your point! Yes.
I also just hit an HR in my softball game in my last AB. I am the best softball player ever!!!!!!1
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Meh.... loud contact, but that's bout it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
haven't seen a GIDP in a while
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Loud contact is a good thing, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
for sure, just got to find the holes
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
fine
TWSS
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Russell cant catch shit
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
A Rowand walk?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
BRIAN WILSON IS WEARING HIS MAGIC SHOES!!!
There’s no place like AT&T …. there’s no place like AT&T!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
4 pitch walk
LOL BAUTISTA
wait.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
So
This is the third time Matt Cain has not given up any runs to the Dodgers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But this is the first time he has remained focused.
So its ok.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
no sliders
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
a 59?
wow
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
yea pretty impressive, especially the 5th time this game they’ve shown that!
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I shot a 59 just the other day. Quit on the 12th hole.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
still on pace for sub 90 – better than my best!
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i couldn't even do that in my dreams
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That's a good thing
Because otherwise he’d start Scott and wouldn’t realize when he’s cold
I’m no baseballtician, but I think the Dodgers could have gotten a guy who was capable of walking Aaron Rowand for less than their #7 prospect and a throw-in.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
that trade was way worse than ours
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
The only thing Martin catches is jizz in his mouth.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
oh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hmmm
i like all the “gay” comments on your “favorite teams” list.
i’m just going to say right now that you probably ought to avoid that here if you want to stick around.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What? That my favorite dance move!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
The Jerk?!
I’m convinced you have ZERO taste.
Whats that?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
A movie.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have to Torrentz it.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Eh, not really. The Jerk is a dance move, a very shitty, flash-in-the-pan dance move. That idiots tend to love. Just sayin’.
Is that the one where you grab your foot like you’re doing a quad stretch and then jerk it up and down?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. For some reason I really enjoyed this.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5exALOWB-mU
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah Desean Jackson does it waaay better.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Well just sayin. Thats not a flash in the internet pan saying.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
..............
.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
..... dude .....
seriously? lol!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
neither do i, kids these days
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Get off your lawn?
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
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BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm 22, so my lawn is better than all the LOLD people here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I shave my lawn.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
deal with it
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’M TALKING ABOUT GRASS, JEEZ.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
TMI
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t really, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If there’s grass on the field, play ball!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
/walrusman'd
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLGAY
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Can’t even subject line it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I like it
but I’m a crude, crude man
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
You love the oil industry?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
too refined for me
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Gross
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
RENT IS HELLA DUE
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon Rent!
Accidentally hit SIRM with your backswing! You can do it!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Yes
Bring in Sherrill
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Joe
loves the vettttsss
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Suck it Martin
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
luckily
Russell Martin had other ideas, such as being Russell Martin.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Missed sign by Gar?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOLTEL
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
dont worry guys the dodgers have plenty of catching prospects in the minors
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
It's fun living in a dense neighborhood
I heard whistles from multiple directions after that throw by SIRM. :)
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
SIRM
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
bah
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
looked good off the bat
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOLdgers defense.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
So Pods goes side saddle according to Joe Morgan
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
man torre should have brought in sherrill
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
UNEQUIVOCALLY YES.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
come on Ishi
I think he’s been sitting long enough to be the SECRET WEAPON again
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
LET'S GO ISHI!!!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Shoes!
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
TOO BRIGHT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
did loney look hurt there?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Joe Torre
approves of the cleats
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DIRECTV COMMERCIAL, SCREW YOU GREEN BAY
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
awwww :( but he played so well with you guys :( and now you do a 180?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
if he wasnt a total douche i would still love him. he lost me by going to the vikes
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHA PACKER FANS, get a life :) and stop wearing those dumb cheeses on ur heads
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
hey, you’d hate steve young if he ended up on the cowboys after “retiring” too.
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL naive
The rest of Football knew he was a douche since 1992
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK THE PACKERS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THE DODGERS!
theres something we can agree on.
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Certainly.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY
FUCK THE PACKERS
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
jealousy
aaron rodgers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alex smith (duh).
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
we'll see about that.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
seriously? this is a question? really?
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
not for '09
we’ll see about ’10.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
You might know baseball....
But you obviously are not as well versed in football.
lawl.
we’ll see.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
we'll see.
where the fuck is bondslegend when i need him.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Jerkin’ it, probably.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
this is ridiculous
rodgers is one of the 5 best QBs in the NFL. Alex Smith would start for maybe 3 other teams.
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Rodgers top 5?
Smith, in his last 2 real seasons, is about average. Rodgers has been better, no question, but top 5? #youvegottabekiddinme
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
name five better?
brees, manning, maybe brady (but not last year).
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Brady for sure. Romo, Schaub. Rivers.
Rodgers is top 10, certainly. Top 5 might be cutting it close.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
SCHAUB??
Rivers maybe. Romo, no fucking thank you. you’re out of your mind.
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Football outsiders actually favors Romo over Rodgers...
Better YPA, and efficiency ratings.
I hate defending Romo as one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, but he really is by basically any measure you choose to use.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right
Top 5 isn’t right at all. Try top 3. He’s been in the same league as Manning and Brees without the receiver quality.
by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
lololol. No.
Brady
Manning
Rivers
Brees
Romo
Roeardfburger
I’d even say Schaub.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Dude, go look at the numbers and figure in the team. Sorry, you’re wrong. Every one of those qbs you just mentioned have a better running game and a better o-line and only two of them have comparable numbers
Rivers, Romo,and Worthlessburger? Way off base. Schaub has the potential but sorry hasn’t been as good as Rodgers. Brady is the only one on that list besides Brees and Manning worthy of consideration. I stand by top 3.
by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
obviously i completely agree here. Rivers is good, I’ll give you that one, and had similar numbers. But Rodgers has been superb for two years, in a ridiculous situation (thanks brett)
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
While I think Rodgers is great, his “situation” gets a bit overblown. He has great receivers (Yes, GREAT receivers), a great TE, and a solid line. He walked into an ideal situation.
A solid line?
Go back and watch the first 8 games again. You must have just happened to catch a few games this past year when he didn’t get completely mauled. The other 14 games were hilarious.
Jennings is a very good receiver, none of those receivers are “GREAT”.
by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
a great TE from about the 8th game of last season, yea. Driver (the #1) is LOLold, and jennings is awesome. Love the WRs, not sure they’re great (certainly not as good as brady’s, manning’s, or brees’ WR corps). The line was so far from solid, it’s not really fari
by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not firm on Schaub
becasue he hasn’t been in the league long enough. But all the other guys have had about the same if not better short term success as Rodgers, and better resumes as well.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
CAN’T REC THAT HARD ENOUGH.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
My comp is kinda slow
Can we get another thread please?
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
AGREED
NEW THREAD PLEASE
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re not rich like you…………..
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I'm just fucking with you
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
My 386 is just FINE, thank you!
I even have a 14.4 modem!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS THE NINTH INNING, DEAL WITH IT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
NO U
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Hands and arms inside, make sure the bar is tightly fastened and get ready for some..
TORTURE.
by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wilson
Finish this!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/MARLINS MANAGER COMPLAINS
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
lets go Giants
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HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
"Wilson taking a little off to get it into the strike zone"
On a 96 MPH fastball.
Damn.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Fastball, ass
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Shoes need MOAR ORANGE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was strike 2 ump
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
its THE RIOT brain
STRIKES
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
/trumpet blare
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ryan Theriot
might be the worst .280 hitter in baseball
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
And I could not be happier that he is on the Dodgers.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’s a Yuni who can play defense.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
dont get mad, get gLAD.
Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.
Lakers!
Thank you
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
wooooof
Struck him out with a mistake!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
STFD
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Got lucky
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Hi ho the Theriot!
STFD
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
i just had a muscle spasm
If you know what I mean ;0
STFD!
Thanks Riot
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT THERIOT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Sit down !!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
BETTER THAN RENTERIA
Git ’er done Sabez!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Morgan
sounds pissed whenever Orel makes a good point
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
WILSON'S LIKE ....

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
Sweep LA
SWEEP LA
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
where are the vuvuzelas????
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
STFBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Torture
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
FINISH HIM
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
FUCK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid idiot
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
gah
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
BALLS
In every sense of the word.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
Oh bloody fucking hell
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Damn you Furcal!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
OH YES
sunday night torture
by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
It's time for Defensive Indifference: The Musical!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
He is painting out there
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
The only intelligent thing Morgan has said all night
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So does MadBum
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Where did that miss?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Stop dicking around Brian
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
END IT RIGHT NOW WILSON
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT MISS JOE YOU FAT FUCK
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Strike 3
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
finish him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Not enough days off
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
wow why did loney GIDP?
Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.
Lakers!
FUCK BRIAN COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
See
Should have posted a bottom of the 9th thread.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
STFD
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
YES!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
SIT!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
WILSON!!!
FINISH HIM!!!!!


When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
It’s not working
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
MORTAL KOMBAT WAREHOUSE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thanks, Loney!
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
STFD!
YESSSS WE’LL TAKE IT
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
why does he throw so many fucking sliders?
by patneededthetowel on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
Ball 4 again...
Dodgers could have bases loaded
LOLONEY!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
SIT
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
STFD
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
BEAT L.A.! BEAT L.A.! BEAT L.A.!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD LONEY
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Sweep LA! Sweep LA! Sweep LA!
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
ON YOUR FEET
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
FINISH HIM WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/standing
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM, BRIAN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My netbook is about to melt bc of this thread
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
WWWWWWWWWIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
ROWAND!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
YAAAAAY ROWAND
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
SWEEEEEEEP!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
HEY DODGERS ....

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
SWEPT LA!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
ROWAND RANGE!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
I have one word for everyone: SWEEP!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
SWEEO!
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
damn
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
What's that LA? 5 straight losses?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey Dodgers

You might need this.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
CAIN FINALLY BEAT LA

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Rosebud, bitches.
"It's like having how an offense scores runs explained by creationists." -- Christina Kahrl
Los Angeles Baseball Club
You have proven yourselves an inferior side. Good day.
"It's like having how an offense scores runs explained by creationists." -- Christina Kahrl

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
SWEEEEEEEPT LA
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
SWUPT LA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
PEW PEW!!!!!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What's her name?
"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
육지혜
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Suck it heath bell
The better closer has more saves yet again.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
CAIN'D BITCH
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!!!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Sweepin up blue shit!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
SWEEP

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
SWEEP COMPLETE
Suck it Dodgers
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
SWEEEEEEEEPP
FUCK THE DODGERS
GO GIANTS.
LOVE YOU WEEZY
CAIN BEAT L.A.!
SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT LOLdgers!!!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
FOR ALL YOUR MORTAL KOMBAT NEEDS!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
MORTAL KOMBAT WAREHOUSE
Seeing a pattern yet?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
full circle, dude, full cirlce. LOL!!!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
oh my
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm twelve and what is this?
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
These seem like nice young ladies I would like to meet.
by Into the Void on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i mean, it's not BAD, but it's just a WTF
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
If this thread weren’t disappearing as soon as Grant’s post game goes up, the missing SL would have been a deletable offense.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
It’s not exactly porn- how is it any worse than the scantily clad Asian girls?
by Into the Void on Aug 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Might have been an overreaction, but you really should use a subject line anyway.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, i mean, someeee people might have an issue with it
i really dont mind it, it’s just a WTF kinda thing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Giants win and a fighter just said "You stay classy, San Diego" on UFC. Fuck yes.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Jon Jones is a badass
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
For sure.
I’ve been pumped about him for awhile now. He’s kind of nerdy too. I love that he learned judo from YouTube videos.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
When I was in San Diego, I had had a "You stay classy, San Diego" moment
It was when we drove past a Planned Parenthood Express.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL DODGERS
8 BACK!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Aww yeeeah!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
There is no end!
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm Gallo del Cielo
and I approve of this strange visual experience.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Makin' it a regular, baby!
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Sing it, Tony
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
GIANT BOMB
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers = Vokoun, Giants = Ballard

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Why the hell are people discussing football when the Giants just SWEPT LA?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I just don't understand people.
Why can’t they be more like chickens?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Shockingly...
I can talk football while being elated about beating the bums. Both are good for me.
I don't know what the hell this is, but I want it on a screen in my home 24/7.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Buster is messing with time and space again.
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Dodgers were a cartoon character right now:
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
4th place dodgers 8 games back
LOL TORRE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
If only Bondslegend were here
to be irrationally exuberant.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
and back me up in the Smith discussion
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Gameday thread is out for blood
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The original and still the best.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
what a great weekend
&hearts
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
fail :(
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Foamy!

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Aug 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
DOTEL! THERIOT! LILLY!
8 games out in the division, 6.5 in the wild card.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
I will repeat this in the post-game thread:
You know who knows how to win?
Matt Cain, bitches.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
by Kitspool on Aug 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rest in Peace
you amazing mulleted bastard <3
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers got....

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I’m not proud of how much I like this.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS HOW I FUCKING FEEL RIGHT NOW!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

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