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I hate Clayton Kershaw

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Beat L.A.!

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score-Some-Runs.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN SUCKS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Needs more winz!

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hellz yeah, BEAT LA!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

botchy interview…zzzzzzzzz

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I approve of this new thread

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd to the fullest!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little uncomfortable.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Borkin’ overtime, borkout.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the shit can't we get runs when Cain's pitching against the douchers?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Because

Cain’s not very good.

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it effects everyones offensive game?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

read the FAQ, anyone have link?

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/9/15/614892/mcfaq

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in my sig… though there really needs to be a new one. Those are OLD.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain doesn't know how to win

He’s a 3rd Starter AT BEST

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT BEST!

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more i hear Bruce Bochey

The more he sounds like Billy Bob Thorton from Slingblade to me….just saying.

by Matty Font on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

So you're Just Sayin'

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO YOU ARE NOT SAYING!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would that be funny ha-ha or funny queer?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

grumblegrumblegrumbleBustergrumblegrumble

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m gonna kill you now…

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN

FINISH HIM

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Mad Men comes on in thirty-four minutes.

How do I juggle both events?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You live on the east coast?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Central Time. But we live by the East Coast feeds.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

CENTRAL TIME WOOHOO!

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Aug 1, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the best time zone in the world.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Didn’t set the DVR for Rubicon.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 1, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought...

His name was below average LOOGY

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD BLAKE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CARLOS SANTANA

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DOUCHE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember that game

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Orel,

Joe doesn’t like anyone

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, Joe Morgan enjoys seeing a sad Lasorda

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

My hate for Morgan becomes slightly lessened.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wondered if that would happen.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain should do the Wilson thing

The next time he strikes Blake out.

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YES.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone’s walk up song is Shadowplay by Joy Division

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff is my Hero

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY HUFF!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Huffalo!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFENSE!

Andres Torres.

by Chro on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL JON MILLER!!!

GOLD GLOVE!!!!!! HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Water Buffalo!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JON!

“He needs to call a cop because he’s been robbed!”

by TGOH on Aug 1, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d kinda love if Jon just said “Fuck it, I’m already in the Hall” and just started adding ridiculously hacky catchphrases to his repertoire.

by apistat on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does it so emphatically.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD D WILL OUTWEIGH HITTING GAIZ

LOL

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

They use Huff’s foreskin as a tarp when it rains at AT&T park.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Mental Picture

LMAO

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. That’s fucking foul.

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely done, Mr. Huff.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That was nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you martin!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Morgan is terrible

“This may have been luck because he just kind of threw his glove up and it went in”

by TGOH on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Russell Martin.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid azz Russell Martin.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck off, Orel.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

That’s more like it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What'd he say

I have my headphones on now.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bragging about the Dodgers and Piazza.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit the fuck up? I guess he is slouching.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay guys, please score some runs for Matt Cain now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Score for Matt Cain, dammit!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Appprently he doen't deserve it.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Dodgers

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course, no one mentions that the Giants won the first 3 games of that series in ’93

by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Thiiiiiiisssssss.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants need to score 7 runs so we can debut javier lopez.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how Huff made a terrific play

and Morgan goes on to tell everyone that he was on the 82 Phillies.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought you knew that it’s all about Joe?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

cains 1-2 pitch to russel martin = /facepalm

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ PLZ
THNX

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Orel looks like a meth head

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

you know in the days before steroids got big a lot of ball players took amphetamines

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants, score some runz for Matt Cain now.

Thanks,

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRRES

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOLtational Hitting!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG A ROD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Tell me more about this fascinating Yankees-ARod story.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOLE

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Gay-rod lookin for #600

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OH TORRES

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

First time I’m able to watch a Giants game in the past two weeks. It would be the perfect time to BEAT LA!

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

No wonder the Giants have been playing well lately. The jinx hasn’t been around.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

>:(

True, but >:(

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I kid.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh, it’s true enough. I am a jinx when it comes to sports. I still blame myself for the Sharks being swept.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be doing split screen on me for highlights from earlier in the day…God I hate ESPN

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Kershaw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Howie’s underwear

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

smells like paint. Expensive paint.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff

Dingerz.exe

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

please don’t hit the first pitch on the ground

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that sucked

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we win ? Can we win ? Can we win ?

please please please

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Aug 1, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBREY

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OFFENSE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

that inning was like less than a minute long

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL INNING

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain is getting cained

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing new

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO NOW?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG NO WAY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow can’t fucking wait

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG GIANTS BRAVES NEXT WEEK!

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome! make a BLB762 sign!

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so, but I appreciate the support.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is July, it’s July 32nd.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your logic…Can’t wait until July 103…

by wizard5ive on Aug 1, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking pitches against someone who’s extremely wild is a good thing I hear.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be cheating the game.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM GLAD WE DIDNT TRADE FOR A BAT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but

I wish there was someone in triple A who was left handed with power and could come up and provide a spark.

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this team needs a day off.

The bats just got the date mixed up.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

i’d bet the BP tomorrow would be awesome

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s HR
hitting rehearsal

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pods

That was Schierholtzesque

by NHL84 on Aug 1, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice conjugating, there.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow hit it out of your ear

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What the flying fuck was that

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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That eye black is ridiculous

by apistat on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing a lot of that lately.

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is up with smearing eyeblack over half one’s face?It seems new.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems bush, IMO

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Gilmore Pods.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked like a cricket swing

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

..

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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope................not?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, nice curveball.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, nice fastball.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I really appreciate that Matt always wears the high socks now.

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by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Now if only he’d wear the striped ones.

by Natto on Aug 1, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favored by marionettes and payasos.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like solids better on Matt. The stripes are more Zito-esque.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. More suited for a lefty

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you and I are thinking of two vastly different curves here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE RIOT is obviously an upgrade over dewitt

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if the Giants were out partying too much after last nights victory.

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by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ve been spoiled by some recent offensive outbursts, Merope, but I don’t think it’s the nature of this team to regularly bust out.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Wilson deletes his Twitter again

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putting up the ‘Cain doesn’ t know how to win’ graphics

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Theriot

Great pick-up Ned!!

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice sig.

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by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I had to modify it after yesterday.I’m still in mourning.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, it’s the sixth inning already? Seems to be going fast.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain!

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by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY SUCKS THAT’S WHY CAIN HAS SUCKED TODAY

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by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!!

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by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, nice changeup.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SHADOWS

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Joe Morgan

Apparently is a catching connoisseur

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch Rowand

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by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!

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by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that would drop

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that would get past him.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to say "fuck you Furcal"

Instead I was like, “nice play, Rowand”

by TGOH on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Furcky!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott!

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by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahahaha nice

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ht to Garry Maddux

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

good idea, but...

PITCH TO MY POSEY
Eli Whiteside Fan Club

by howtheydidntscore on Aug 1, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

fucking awesome

RUNZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow these commercials are terrible.

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by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

shut up, orel.

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Aug 1, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i went to the first 2 games

the friday night crowd was crazy

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was in 308

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOp of the order….this is the runz inning

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 1, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that was last inning, a 7 pitch inning.

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lwhoops..last inning apparently fell into my couch cushions

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRASBURG

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WOULD LIKE TO BATTLE

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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right!

/huh?/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow where’d that miss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster hanging tough

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe judges guys after 17 at bats… future position in Giants front office?

by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just at Sports Authority, and they only had Rowand jerseys. I was considering getting a jersey, but then I went through all 30 of them (including the kids jerseys), and all of them had Rowand on them. No Lincecum, no blank ones, just Rowand. Needless to say, I did not get a jersey.

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by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They probably don’t sell a lot of jersey’s there.

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by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sports chalet

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOLD GLOVE!

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by Hummbaby711 on Aug 1, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Many typos in the ESPN graphics tonight.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool a quote from Ozzie. That’s relevant.

by Natto on Aug 1, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

half the team speaks spanish. its irrelevant. ozzie is a puke

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah dude…He actually was the one who convinced Jackie Robinson to play baseball, too

by wizard5ive on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

haha I just noticed that Joe Morgan standing is as tall as Jon Miller sitting.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT!

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Baserunner!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE BAT

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HITZZZZZ

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BAT!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bat!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

AMERICA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAT THE BAT!!!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Burrell…why don’t you asshole announcers watch the game?

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT "THE BAT" STRIKES AGAIN!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Your pussy is jealous.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL IKR?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised no pinch run here.

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by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

They won’t pull him with the score tied.

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t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well said

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Jon is the only announcer interested in this game

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

REC'D SO HARD

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Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut

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by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’d be nice to see Pablo get a clutch type hit here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. A hit of the clutch variety.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

please do something GOOD pablo

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG STRASBURG

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

wow thanks, Pablo for laying off that

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

When is Strasburg gonna go play for the Heat?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the least, GOOD at bat by Pablo here

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE PANDA!!!!

PLLLLEEEAAASSSSEEE!!! DO SOMETHING WONDERFUL RIGHT HERE!!!

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It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

if burell gets cut down at home im gunna be pissed

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If you jinx this i’ll be pissed

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by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

if your pissed im gunna be pissed!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn!

thought that was going fair.

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It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Panda

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OK?

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

gah

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLOL

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

LATE CALL WAS LATE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man, that was a perfect pitch :[

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by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw=nasty

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW, what s lider

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

C'Mon Pablo!

You don’t swing at the close pitches?!

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I have the feeling I’m one of the few who somewhat agree with Ozzie Guillen. You rarely see a Japanese pitcher sent down to the minors, though I’m not sure that when they do if they get a translator or not. Many Latin players, on the other hand, are flung into the far reaches of the United States with little more than a per diem and a pat on the butt. Does that mean that every team should carry a translator as well or a cultural guidance counselor? I don’t know. But it’s a legitimate point.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

pitcher = player

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

as an individual who is of Venezuelan descent I must say

I don’t agree. There are plenty of Spanish speakers in this country, especially in baseball. There’s maybe 1 Japanese player on a team. They’re coming from a very different country and know little if any English when they first arrive. It’s strange how few Americans of Asian descent there are in any sport in this country.

by fracon on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I bet you would be hard pressed to find a team

that didn’t have at least a half a dozen or more people who are fluent in Spanish

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say seven out of 25 guys on a given Rookie League team can speak Spanish. What about the people they live with? What about the community they live in? It’s not so simple as teammates speaking the same language.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand

but it is far different than no one on your team speaking your language. Also, the same is true of communities as well, there are far more Spanish speakers in this country than those conversant in Japanese.

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HALF THE TEAM SPEAKS SPANISH. JEESUS

by iCANwatchMOLINAneverCLEANUPagain on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That isn’t necessarily true.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Japanese players are generally coming from successful years in the Nippon league which is roughly as good as our Triple-A, whereas Dominican players have very little track record.

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by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

usually brought over much younger, have to go through the motions in the minors. Just part of the deal, you see Japanese players come over after being successful in Japanese leagues, not showing potential at a young age.

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. And that offsets the point that Japanese are somehow less deserving of preferential treatment (they are more of a sure thing, after all). But it doesn’t offset the fact that these kids are put in a weird situation with little to no guidance.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the same time though, teams are investing heavily in these players, both from latin america and japan. If they felt they would be better off with interpreters etc, they would do it. Clearly it’s just not needed.

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe this argument. Business owners make tons of stupid decisions; just because they do it one way does not mean that it is efficient. Classically, baseball had been particularly obtuse in its business choices.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, business owners make plenty of stupid decisions, but business owners also make plenty of brilliant decisions. Usually the brilliant decisions win out (almost always in a free market)

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is not a free market. Baseball has an absolute and legally sanctioned monopoly.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

but within MLB, it is essentially a free market, and the difference has no impact on this discussion

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball owners also argued that free agency would ruin the sport and cripple baseball forever. They were flat wrong, but would not have changed the reserve clause unless legally forced to do so. I simply do not believe that because they don’t do x means that x is not a good decision is not a valid argument. There are a lot of negatives in that last sentence, but I think you’ll get what I mean.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, i get your point, i just think that in this instance, owners are heavily invested in players that don’t speak the language…if they thought it made sense to hire translators, they would. I don’t really see the big deal anyway, half of this country speaks spanish

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generally Japanese players are few and far between, and come here from a well established high level league. Most latin players, on the other hand, are recruited when they’re much younger and also have less “major” league experience.

How many Japanese players have come here without playing at least a few years in their league?

by apistat on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

as far as Ozzie quotes go, this one barely registers as controversial

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will kill you if you endanger his family; no matter what the penalty is.

by apistat on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely agree. I think it stinks because Japanese players (likely) create a bigger interest, and therefore greater revenue potential…. So they receive preferential treatment. There’s almost a novelty feel to many Asian players in certain markets (Thinking: Fukudome in Chicago).

I think Guillen takes it to the extreme, but he speaks the truth, to a certain degree.

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there are more Latin players in the league. Some like Papi or Vlad Guerrero, are heroes to many white American kids. A-Rod actually faked being Dominican in order to sneak onto that team for the World Baseball Classic. I would say they have “made it,” whereas Asian players are still a rarity.

by Murray, Present on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod joined the DR team because that team was the favorite. Wanted to play for the winner. DR heritage pride was probably second. At least that was what I figured.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s what I meant. The Dominican team was actually better than the American team, therefore A-Rod disowned America just for personal glory. Considering that baseball is “America’s pastime,” doesn’t that show how far Latin baseball has come?

by Murray, Present on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it just means A-Rod is a bitch.

I'm up... everyone move in!

by NastySlurve on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they had classes where they tough the minor leaguers english and all that stuff?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

david Pinto's take

http://baseballmusings.com/?p=55847

There’s also just a lot more Spanish speakers than Japanese in the US

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really more interested in the minor league aspect than the Major League one. It’s a lot easier to figure life out if you’re a millionaire living in NYC than if you’re a nobody making a couple hundred a week in Bumfuck, Iowa.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BULLSHIT

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda took a strike 3?

That may be the first time I’ve seen that.

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I've never seen Pablo strike out looking before.

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by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

call could have gone either way

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

oh its up to rent

OH

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Up to Rent?

Money down the stretch nerds????

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by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

NERBS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It IS the first of the month… the Rent is due…

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by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha Walking Rowand intentionally.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar, no respect. Make them pay

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad to say, I have more faith in Rowand than in Renteria these days.

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

APPARENTLY MARTY FELDMAN IS PLAYING HOME PLATE UMPIRE TODAY!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you seeing what I"m seeing?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

less chance of XBH

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

%, Bitches!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

cmon Rent do it for us

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

we need uribe back

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS THIS THIS

Pray his hammy is healthy.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck! When is Uribe coming back.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Prove them wrong, Rent!

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz avoiding the slugger rowand for someone with less bat speed than anyone in the majors.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d throw him fastballs, I don’t think he can get around on them.

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT IS DUE!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

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by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

GAR!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA FUCK YOU KEMP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!!!

"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."

by DividedByZero on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

GARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU NERDS

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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I’ve seen this before. But the subject line made me laugh

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

ISWYDT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS!

LOL LARS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSS

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

YES!!! YESSS!!! YESSS!!!!!! YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

GARRRRRR

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

never gets old

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONE CHIPS!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

RENTERIA!!!!!!!!!!1

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Money Bitches

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY NERDS

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by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

jump on that bandwagon Joe

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH RENTERIA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HOKY SMOKES WAZ RITE

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WE’RE HATERZZZ

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE HATERS AT NOWWWWWW????? haha oh my

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, ha, ha…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Joe Morgan playing the hindsight game

“I would have never walked him”

Of course he says that after a 2 run triple.

by NHL84 on Aug 1, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair, he was saying Rent was a clutch guy in the past

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Cain

PHYSICIAN, HEAL THYSELF!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT L.A.!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria stroking it

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by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

see, what he's doing is...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how into the games the fans have been this series.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, the crowds have been loud all three games

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

So Eating dinner with my wife, and Rowand comes up and I say to her:

“Man, I would much rather face Rowand than Renteria here, This is pretty stupid”

Lo and behold, Rent hits a 2 run triple.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

it's probably a good thing you said that too, it's a good surprise

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

LOL intentionally walking Rowand

by DFARowand on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Torre

Winning the battle of the shitty managers

by itlynstalyn on Aug 1, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BORK

/dusts off history book and reads about game 7 of the 1997 world series

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain is really not a very good hitter.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

but dingerz

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Dingerzzz!

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Matt Cain is a really good pitcher

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more a madison bumgarner fan myself but I still give cain some respect for the dingerz a few years ago.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks good though in batting practice

/Krukow’d

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk would like to have a word with you...

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by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

eliminated!

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by Hummbaby711 on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He puts on a show in batting practice

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought that was Bumgarner

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him too

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have pinch hit for Cain.

Normally, I wouldn’t as the home team in that situation, but Cain is close to 100 pitches.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't mind, with no real RHB on the bench.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather a 2 run lead with matt cain than a 3 run lead with any person in the giants bullpen

by fantastical on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, there's a day off Monday

so you play one batter match-ups

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torre's reaction to Rent's triple ...

BETTER GET THOSE GOLF CLUBS READY, JOE!!! IT’S GOING TO BE A LONG OFF-SEASON!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NEXT MANAGER OF THE CUBS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not the biggest Rent fan

but the guy can still put the bat on the ball LOL Dodgers.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would anyone not want to throw 3 straight sliders to Aaron Rowand?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Credit where it's due

Rowand has been pretty good the last few weeks.

by apistat on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lefty sliders =/= righty sliders

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by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAN MY NIPPES ARE HARD

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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NIPPLES WHATEVER THOSE THINGS ARE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuttin' diamonds

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ring holders

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smuggling raisins

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other is his HR vs. ATL

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

All is forgiven if it’s against the Dodgers, but all is not forgotten.

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forget who was proclaiming that Renteria was a better hitter than the league average SS

Owlcroft, maybe? Anyway, while I stand by the assertion that Rent’s moments of failure are particularly ugly even by Giants standards, I will freely admit that he is by and large producing. If he can stay healthy, I don’t think we really have anything to complain about at SS.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in this line

pass the crow.

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

man this crow is delicious

TASTES LIKE RIBEYES.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

I think last year he was just so horrendous that people (including myself) can’t get past it.

Also his defense is really bad and when he looks bad at the plate he looks REALLY bad

by DFARowand on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

This year, he’s fine. Last year, he was hurt and should not have been playing.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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by can of corn on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been bitching about the bitching about Rent

No great shakes, but he’s certainly not the problem

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by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

But if he gets a WS game winning hit for us I will be a fan for life.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always believe in Renteria

Sorry. I’m lying. But thanks anyway.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Aug 1, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t not believe.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if I should or should not believe you.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is unclear whether or not I will have it.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they make the phones ring?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh….. you should be shot!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever heard that commercial. I’m taking that that’s a good thing.

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by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS A FANTASTIC THING

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP, JUST STOP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the TV?

lol

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Sounded like an iPhone ringing in the broadcast booth.

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ESPN commercial with Landon Donovan

Yellow Card!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats a good one.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ball looked like it might have fell anyway

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, Orel, blame it on the sun

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lol orel, kemp overrated

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

argh

Nate in left? Come on, Scott has GOT to be able to play LF in AT&T.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

er, Torres in left. POINT STANDS.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is in CF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s in LF

WTF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is always the CF, always

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He isn’t getting paid $12 mil/year to not play center.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish that logic probably wasn’t the truth.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN DID WE SCORE

MY RADIO WENT OUT LOUUUDD NOOOIIIISES

also how

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott IBB

Renteria Triple.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Evening everyone, I hope you all are enjoying some Orel tonight.

by HoosierGiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I loves me some Orel.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the worst Orel I’ve ever received.

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, Matt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Matt

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t know how to win.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MATT KEMP

YOU POS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEMP

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain just keeps abusing Kemp with that fastball.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GO TO HELL KEMP!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, MATT KEMP

"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff

by Hummbaby711 on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

mr. Scully will NOT be your designated driver ...

Look how red he is by 12 noon!!! LOL!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF LOL

context?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

he’s leaving the game in the 7th inning for the bar! :-P

typical Dodger.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh... i thought Vin was a giants fan

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is???

61 seasons with the Dodgers (1950–present) kind of makes you a Dodger … no matter what team you like. lol! so fuck him and his blue pansies!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i disagree, VIN IS THE MOTHERFUCKING MAN, you may step down sir

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha ...

i’m so drunk i didn’t know i was standing. LOL!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA!!! LOLLLLLL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin is the MAN!!!!

look how happy he is

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Kemp

May indeed suck it!

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MR. RIHANNA

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RIHANNA

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk

Matt Cain can go 140 pitches a game!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Not the first time he’s said it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s been such a gorgeous curveball tonight.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball is a strike LULZ

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Kemp? YOU DEFINITELY AINT HAVIN ANYTHING TODAY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

start him in the 8th with Romo warmed up

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was pitch 109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

PITCH 109!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Still throwing 94

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Joe West you blind fuckstick

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A NASTY CURVE BY CAIN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

That was nasty

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD CASEY BLAKE!!!!

that was a fucking beautiful pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BLAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD YOU POS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

109

Where’s Zito?

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN IS ABLE!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake is not

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger fans

have given up on scoring Cain tonight

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT CASEY BLAKE YOU PUTRID FUCK

LOL NOT CARLOS SANTANA LOLOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ok who pitches the 8th???

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

THE

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOWN

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BITCH

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Sweet Tidy Bowl Jesus skipping across the blue toilet water, Cain is DEALING.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Groove or no groove, Romo/Ray for the 8th please.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN finally knows who Matt Mother Fucking Cain is.

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Need more giant runs

5 more would be nice so we don’t have to use wilson tonight.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He's gonna be throwing 100 tonight

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to have Wilson tonight

He is rested.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the sombrero for casey blake by the way LOL 3 K’S

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That's as pro-Giants as ESPN has ever been.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt is sweet like sugar Cain

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i swear to god

someone there is going to comment about “learning how to get the win” and then i’m going to commit the murder act.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

yes he will.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, it's telling you that you have access to espn3.com

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times

must headline writers make that pun? Do they still think it’s clever, or original? I swear to God, I just don’t get it. I used to write headlines, and I know it’s tough, but sheesh, you can do better than that.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, that Cain’t the case.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cain see what you’re saying.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if it gets bumped off the front page by a hurricain warning?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Casey Blake...

Giants best trade option: Bowker for Rowand, NOT BOWKER FOR LOPEZ!
Giants Front Office....Torture!

by Giant Torture on Aug 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

omg not yet

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 0-2 HANGER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres the Giant

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Sherrill and Dotel

The Giants must be terrified with those guys up

by DFARowand on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!

Andres Torres.

by Chro on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw has such a derp face

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain’s out of the game so the Giants can score lotsa runs now…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YES PLEASE TO SHERRILL COMING IN!

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

two gascans getting up in the Dodger pen

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MATTS HAIR

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. Hairfail.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesssss

Soon as Dave mentioned Torres having a lousy night I thought “Now he gets a hit.”

Brain waves.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

APPARENTLY I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THINKING GOOD BASERUNNING THOUGHTS.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres nooooo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLRRES

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Joe

Your opinion is wrong, and stupid.

by apistat on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOOBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF TORRES

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Even if he was going on first movement, that was pretty bad

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Love me some MarriedToTheSea

by apistat on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

forgot his ADHD meds

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yea

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just explained to my wife, the Argentinian who knows little about baseball, that the Dodgers intentionally walked Rowand to pitch to Rent.

She began laughing hysterically, to the point that I thought she might choke.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I am teaching my gal about baseball

she says she’ll learn so when we get married we can move to SJ and be regulars at Giants game

I am in love

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How great is that?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife hates baseball and Grant. Especially Grant.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure if he stopped coming by your house in the middle of the night

she could be more tolerant of him.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOLE

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Can somebody else please bat 2nd

by DFARowand on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria!

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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gar?

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey!

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you mole

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

top of the order sucking

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Andres, why couldn’t you have been on base?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hufffff!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY!!!

dang it torres

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

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by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF DADDY

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you comfortable NOW, Dodgers?

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

see that just sucks for the cameraguy

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Face.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff!

Gotta get in on the act

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BOO

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey getting some respect

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by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna have to dust off the rubber chickens.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Buster

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!!!!!!!! YEA POSEY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Get used to that, Buster

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS because it's obvious nobody after him can hit :D

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh IBB

that worked so well before

by fracon on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Paul does not try to do anything on plays out to him

Just stops are stares hard at the wall.

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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wow Torre loves him some intentional walks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s see what tango tiger says

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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.tangotiger.net/walkbondschart.html

Tango Tiger says : Walk him. Assuming Posey is Bonds.

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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many intentional walks is that for posey?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t have happened if Pat was still in the game

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hanging rubber chickents

Bring em back!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid PA

Money for Nothing comes before Walk of Life, not after! :(

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by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Tsk.

Burrell switched too soon.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Bochy

So now we gave up Pat’s bat and Buster’s protection for a defensive upgrade in LF and a tossup in RF.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

With a late 2 run lead, I like putting in the extra defense

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit torres

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, why was Pat taken out?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

oh... sounds bout right... yawn

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-Fence

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Water buffalo

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate's an offensive liability

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

defense

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He plays defense like you after a case of Keystone Light.

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by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEITH STONE

OOOOOOOOOH YEA. ALWAYS SMOOTH

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuck

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEFENSE

/CLAP CLAP

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensive Replacement with Nate

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

defensive replacement.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of breath.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll ask this again, why was Pat taken out? :)

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ran from home to second, and then from second to home. Dude was tired.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Secret Agent Bochy

by Bar None on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defense

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE RESPONSES

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEFENSE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, Fresno state has none

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s do this bullpen.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Nate :(

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

oh andres why do you try to run on a lefty :(

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, I don’t think Torres would have scored from first on that Huff’s double

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it would have been a runner at third with 1 out

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

But then we have 2-3 with one out instead of 2 with 2 out.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lo

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

l

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haz a sad

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think this ingame platoon thing is working. Nate’s getting all his ABs in late-game situations, usually close, in a position in the order designed to protect Huff and Buster. He’s probably not a valid starter but a concrete platoon would work better than this.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Cain staying in…

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m no longer surprised.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can go 160 easy

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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, didn’t expect Cain to be in the game.

by GrooveGiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not being eligible for either a loss or a no decision, Bochy had to send him back out.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, still Cainer…
No wonder they didn’t score last inning.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG LOPEZ

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck us each and every one.

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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that’s a good change up.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

JAVIER LOPEZ!?!?!?!!??!??!?!?!?!!!? OMG OMG OMG

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of want him in there and see what the fuck he’s got

by HoosierGiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m all for seeing what the fuck he’s got when we’re up by 10 runs against an insignificant team.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

is lopez a submariner?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I am livid with proudess for Matt.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

MORTAN!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEAK HOUSE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORTAL KOMBAT WAREHOUSE

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to go Matt, its a big park, pop em all up

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SO BAD HE CAN TASTE IT

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep it Cain! 5 more outs.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

YQS!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice stretch, Huff

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m partying with SIRMs McKenzy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 more

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Great defensive play.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here

Is Brian available today?

by Josh L on Aug 1, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They say yes, but who knows?

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not according to Amy G though.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on Matt get this guy

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

RM sleeps with Joe Torre.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Both Jamey and Carroll are girl’s names.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT L.A.!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Martin, suck it.

“Giants pitchers stats aren’t good enough down the stretch!”

by TGOH on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

AN UNHOLY COMBINATION

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Joe Martin.

by apistat on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up, Joe Morgan

Didn’t Lincecum have like 3 CGs in the last month of the season?

by apistat on Aug 1, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

But how many wins, nerb?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon Matt finish him

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/Standing for Matt Cain

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by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap. Take him out now

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ovation

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by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

good effort

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

All right Javy, let’s see it

by HoosierGiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT JOB MATT

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T BLOW THIS SHIT.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BS!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

By Matt

Your fate is in the hands of a guy who is here because he throws with his left hand and was not in the minors.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

...Bye Matt too.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LOOGY

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOPEZ

DON’T FUCK IT UP!

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

podsednick v. lopez?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

should have made some better 1-2 and 2-2 pitches cain :(

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Need to take the hate off Matty

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Great game for Matt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Throwing the new guy into the fire?

by Josh L on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez dispenser comin in.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried to skip ahead on my DVR, but I somehow forgot I’m watching it live.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bringing in the lefty for the walk

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, gorgeous game Matt.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, boy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

A fine send-off for Cain. Excellent work.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't wait!

This guy is better than John Bowker and Joe Martinez PUT TOGETHER!

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by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

GO JAVIER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

When are we going to get real and admit Cain might not be it?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

shut the fuck up Donny

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

More of a LOGGY than a LOOGY

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And now for the no decision.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

CHUCK NORRIS APPROVES OF CAIN'S PERFORMANCE!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON JAVIER LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Lopez

Please.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get it

why take him out now? He already threw too many pitches (109) why not let him finish the inning?

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OIC

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKE 1

A NEW PERSONAL BEST

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE 1

WHAT A PITCHER

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez

Your facing Bonds, don’t fuck this up.

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Pods vs Lopez

1 for 3, BB

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Lopez!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS!

Forget my whining and sniveling of yesterday!

Sabean is the best GM EVAR!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA LOPEZ!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOGY FTW!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Lopez!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome to SF, Javy

I think you’ll be ok.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH LOPEZ!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah baby pays off big

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

The LOOGY has looged!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

i like this guy

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yes, you skinny genius

by HoosierGiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOO

2 pitches. I like that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WELCOME TO THE GIANTS

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fastball right down the middle but hey he got on top of it sounds good to me lol.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WELCOME TO THE GIANTS, LOPY!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

THROWS STRIKES

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome trade, Sabes!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

more runs sweep the fucking Dodgers

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

DUMB COMMERCIAL FOR ALCOHOL IS DUMBBBBB

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t this be said of all commercials for alcoholic drinks?

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

captian morgan just looks so douchey

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sailor jerry’s is better anyway!!

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Javy Lopez

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yarr

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

1.1 WAR, to be precise

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat it Pods!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m okay with Lopez now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LETS SCORE SOME RUNS GIANTS!

/ron santos

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SABEZ IS A GENIUS

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SABEZ!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGLIES CAN’T HIT RIGHTIES

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker couldn’t have done that.

by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

heard you pulled over in excitement of burrell yesterday

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My exact words

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahaha

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Pods

if he was on the Red Sox, he’d be called the best lead off hitter in the league

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

if he was on the red sox

he’d be batting .200 cause AL EAST BITCHEZ

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’d still worship him

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-yAy

WELCOME NEW LEFTY IS FUCKING WELCOME!

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runs, plz.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

No! Optimist Panda

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some sort of weird geometric sex thing?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty nerdy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t expect anything else.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For your information

I had a good pornographic joke too but I considered the company.

by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON PABLOOOOOOO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Lay off those high ones Pablo!

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

from raj mathai's twitter
Nate Schierholtz brother Cainan arrested this morning in Danville; hit/run drunk driving; crashing into people/cars. No injuries #sfgiants

by thebighead on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

umm... wut?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no injuries?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeez

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And…?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad there were no injuries.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crashing into people and no injuries?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerf cars are the best!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck. that’s awful.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, nice name

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it that he wasn’t Able… to drive!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure it wasn’t a skateboard?

by www.westcoastbias.com on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that his dad?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did he crash into mannequins or what?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

was he the one wearing a dodgers hat at nate’s major league debut?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHARPIE SHOES

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to swing at the worst pitches.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson's up

I thought they might try to rest him another day and the off day tomorrow

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo hit the ball straight

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LARGE PICTURE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cialis works wonders

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a cup?

I sure hope so.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like an upside down cup

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

How is that not painful with the cup on??

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a baby's arm in your pocket, or are you just happy for the win?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE AB pablo

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo freeswinging is only good when you get hits

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn… what the fuck has been goin on with Pablo, that looked like he had it, but just got under it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fans have been getting really loud for easy fly balls tonight.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

me too, and im not even at the park!

by Unitard on Aug 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just throws me off until they switch camera angles.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow fans at the park are screaming like every fly ball is a HR

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Not knowledgeable

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you get that with the big matchup games…some uneducateders

by wizard5ive on Aug 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that one might have been out.. but it WAS an out

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. He still isn’t getting the hard contact he needs, but he’s been looking better.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it has been looking like he has been trying to take some pitches

I like that. He just seems to be unlucky.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

He just swung at three or four high pitches that last AB

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and one AB proves your point! Yes.

I also just hit an HR in my softball game in my last AB. I am the best softball player ever!!!!!!1

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

He’s been looking gooder

by fracon on Aug 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.... loud contact, but that's bout it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than chasing everything and hitting dp grounders

by fantastical on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven't seen a GIDP in a while

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loud contact is a good thing, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

for sure, just got to find the holes

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine

TWSS

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

dunno if that's good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russell cant catch shit

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

A Rowand walk?

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN WILSON IS WEARING HIS MAGIC SHOES!!!

There’s no place like AT&T …. there’s no place like AT&T!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

4 pitch walk

LOL BAUTISTA

wait.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

So

This is the third time Matt Cain has not given up any runs to the Dodgers.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

But this is the first time he has remained focused.

So its ok.

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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

a 59?

wow

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

yea pretty impressive, especially the 5th time this game they’ve shown that!

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shot a 59 just the other day. Quit on the 12th hole.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

still on pace for sub 90 – better than my best!

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i couldn't even do that in my dreams

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the ESPN3 stream, it doesn’t go to the studio when they say they are.

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

They do play the same commercials over and over, as you say. LOL mature cheese!

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m no baseballtician, but I think the Dodgers could have gotten a guy who was capable of walking Aaron Rowand for less than their #7 prospect and a throw-in.

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by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

that trade was way worse than ours

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by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not just anyone can do it in four pitches

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by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing Martin catches is jizz in his mouth.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

very

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“We don’t do that, here!”

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by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

i like all the “gay” comments on your “favorite teams” list.

i’m just going to say right now that you probably ought to avoid that here if you want to stick around.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAYBE HE’S 5 !!!!

Don't get it?
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by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im 6

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? That my favorite dance move!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Jerk?!

I’m convinced you have ZERO taste.

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats that?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A movie.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have to Torrentz it.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, not really. The Jerk is a dance move, a very shitty, flash-in-the-pan dance move. That idiots tend to love. Just sayin’.

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the one where you grab your foot like you’re doing a quad stretch and then jerk it up and down?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. For some reason I really enjoyed this.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5exALOWB-mU

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah Desean Jackson does it waaay better.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well just sayin. Thats not a flash in the internet pan saying.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

..............

.

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by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

..... dude .....

seriously? lol!

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It's BYE BYE BABY!

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by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither do i, kids these days

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get off your lawn?

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm 22, so my lawn is better than all the LOLD people here

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by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shave my lawn.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWIE, NOBODY CARES

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

deal with it

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M TALKING ABOUT GRASS, JEEZ.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT CARE BOUT UR GRASS :D

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMI

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

deal with it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s grass on the field, play ball!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/walrusman'd

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGAY

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t even subject line it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZING!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

but I’m a crude, crude man

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You love the oil industry?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

too refined for me

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria was pumped after that triple.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent come through again

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT IS HELLA DUE

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Rent!

Accidentally hit SIRM with your backswing! You can do it!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Bring in Sherrill

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

I think we broke Josh Johnson when we faced him.

by fracon on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Martin

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RUSSELL MARTIN!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand with the VROOOOMMMM

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out with a good throw

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

luckily

Russell Martin had other ideas, such as being Russell Martin.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Dodgers Defense

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand out of his mind

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Missed sign by Gar?

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by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLTEL

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

dont worry guys the dodgers have plenty of catching prospects in the minors

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It's fun living in a dense neighborhood

I heard whistles from multiple directions after that throw by SIRM. :)

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

looked good off the bat

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I thought that was a hit when it left the bat

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by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LOLdgers defense.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So Pods goes side saddle according to Joe Morgan

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

not quite on the golden calf

by fantastical on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

man torre should have brought in sherrill

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is 11 for 25 enough to say Ishi can pinch hit?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

UNEQUIVOCALLY YES.

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by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Audio fail.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Ishi

I think he’s been sitting long enough to be the SECRET WEAPON again

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO ISHI!!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JON’S IPAD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, call the game, guys.

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

and not about your iCrap

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoes!

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO BRIGHT

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson Wilson Wilson

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, Joe Morgan is awesome!! :)

by Into the Void on Aug 1, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

did loney look hurt there?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DIRECTV COMMERCIAL, SCREW YOU GREEN BAY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

BRETT FAVRE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwww :( but he played so well with you guys :( and now you do a 180?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he wasnt a total douche i would still love him. he lost me by going to the vikes

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA PACKER FANS, get a life :) and stop wearing those dumb cheeses on ur heads

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, you’d hate steve young if he ended up on the cowboys after “retiring” too.

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would? haha

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL naive

The rest of Football knew he was a douche since 1992

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I still loved him.

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE PACKERS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK AL HARRIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE DODGERS!

theres something we can agree on.

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

this works, haha

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

FUCK THE PACKERS

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

jealousy

aaron rodgers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alex smith (duh).

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

we'll see about that.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not up for discussion. Smith is waaaaay behind Rodgers.

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously? this is a question? really?

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

not for '09

we’ll see about ’10.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might know baseball....

But you obviously are not as well versed in football.

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lawl.

we’ll see.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

we'll see.

where the fuck is bondslegend when i need him.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerkin’ it, probably.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is ridiculous

rodgers is one of the 5 best QBs in the NFL. Alex Smith would start for maybe 3 other teams.

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rodgers top 5?

Smith, in his last 2 real seasons, is about average. Rodgers has been better, no question, but top 5? #youvegottabekiddinme

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

name five better?
brees, manning, maybe brady (but not last year).

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brady for sure. Romo, Schaub. Rivers.

Rodgers is top 10, certainly. Top 5 might be cutting it close.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCHAUB??

Rivers maybe. Romo, no fucking thank you. you’re out of your mind.

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate defending Romo as one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, but he really is by basically any measure you choose to use.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

Top 5 isn’t right at all. Try top 3. He’s been in the same league as Manning and Brees without the receiver quality.

by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololol. No.

Brady
Manning
Rivers
Brees
Romo
Roeardfburger
I’d even say Schaub.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, go look at the numbers and figure in the team. Sorry, you’re wrong. Every one of those qbs you just mentioned have a better running game and a better o-line and only two of them have comparable numbers

Rivers, Romo,and Worthlessburger? Way off base. Schaub has the potential but sorry hasn’t been as good as Rodgers. Brady is the only one on that list besides Brees and Manning worthy of consideration. I stand by top 3.

by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously i completely agree here. Rivers is good, I’ll give you that one, and had similar numbers. But Rodgers has been superb for two years, in a ridiculous situation (thanks brett)

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I think Rodgers is great, his “situation” gets a bit overblown. He has great receivers (Yes, GREAT receivers), a great TE, and a solid line. He walked into an ideal situation.

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A solid line?

Go back and watch the first 8 games again. You must have just happened to catch a few games this past year when he didn’t get completely mauled. The other 14 games were hilarious.

Jennings is a very good receiver, none of those receivers are “GREAT”.

by Mister Merope on Aug 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

a great TE from about the 8th game of last season, yea. Driver (the #1) is LOLold, and jennings is awesome. Love the WRs, not sure they’re great (certainly not as good as brady’s, manning’s, or brees’ WR corps). The line was so far from solid, it’s not really fari

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not firm on Schaub

becasue he hasn’t been in the league long enough. But all the other guys have had about the same if not better short term success as Rodgers, and better resumes as well.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

#Youdon’tknowwhatyou’retalkingabout

Sorry, dude. It’s not even close.

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Packers have a crap Oline and no real running game and Rodgers still produces crazy numbers. He’s legit.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN’T REC THAT HARD ENOUGH.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My comp is kinda slow

Can we get another thread please?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Same

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGREED

NEW THREAD PLEASE

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should get another computer…
Ya ever think of that?
Hmmm??

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re not rich like you…………..

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was rich we’d all be watching this game from a luxury box at the Phone Booth.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just fucking with you

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 386 is just FINE, thank you!

I even have a 14.4 modem!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww my first computer… though I think my first one had a 9600 baud modem… then I upgraded to 28.8 oooooooooooooh!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually a brand new computer. Bought it 2 days ago

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS THE NINTH INNING, DEAL WITH IT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM, MA'AM

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We, the masses, demand 3 more outs.

by HoosierGiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

Finish this!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

/MARLINS MANAGER COMPLAINS

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets go Giants

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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fastball, ass

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoes need MOAR ORANGE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That was strike 2 ump

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

its THE RIOT brain

STRIKES

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Please strike him out.

by Into the Void on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

/trumpet blare

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear God, I'm so nervous.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Ryan Theriot

might be the worst .280 hitter in baseball

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

And I could not be happier that he is on the Dodgers.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a Yuni who can play defense.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

dont get mad, get gLAD.

Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.

Lakers!

by Belgutei E on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanging slider for K!

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wooooof

Struck him out with a mistake!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Got lucky

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

grab some pine, meat

by JonDowd on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD JERK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi ho the Theriot!

STFD

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Thanks Riot

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT THERIOT

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit down !!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Morgan

sounds pissed whenever Orel makes a good point

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Joe makes good points!

by MissingLink on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian!

Strike this fucker out!

by TGOH on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON'S LIKE ....

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweep LA

                  SWEEP LA

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GO WILSON

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

where are the vuvuzelas????

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fewer 3 ball counts please

by MissingLink on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid idiot

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLS

In every sense of the word.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh bloody fucking hell

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Furcal!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a timely double play

by MissingLink on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

2 STRIKES!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He is painting out there

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate when

they put a fact like “Giants 52-1 when leading after 8 innings” ESPN trying to jinx us.

by fracon on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

There will be torture.

And you will like it.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

For once tonight I agree with Morgan….don’t walk Furcal

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The only intelligent thing Morgan has said all night

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does MadBum

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did that miss?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop dicking around Brian

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT MISS JOE YOU FAT FUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike 3

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Weez not looking sharp

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Not enough days off

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when Joe Morgan doesn’t talk.

by Into the Void on Aug 1, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

wow why did loney GIDP?

Los Angeles Lakers, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco 49ers and the University of California Berkeley FAN. Lakers=2010 Champs, Giants= 2010 NL West Champs, 49ers= Super Bowl 45 Champs.

Lakers!

by Belgutei E on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

COME INSIDE WILSON, jeeze

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m wondering this too.

by MissingLink on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK BRIAN COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

See

Should have posted a bottom of the 9th thread.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lol joe west keeping the bias on

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LONEY

WOW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON!!!

FINISH HIM!!!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not working

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORTAL KOMBAT WAREHOUSE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

struck out on ball 4

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks, Loney!

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

YESSSS WE’LL TAKE IT

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 4 again...

Dodgers could have bases loaded

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLONEY!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE OUT

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL thank you for the help james loney

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT L.A.! BEAT L.A.! BEAT L.A.!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LONEY

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is a fucking drama whore

by Bar None on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit down scrub!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

fastballs…don’t fuck with Kemp

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweep LA! Sweep LA! Sweep LA!

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ON YOUR FEET

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

GAS

WILSON HAZ IT

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

fast ball by him…suck it Kemp

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it Willie!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

STANDING

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Standing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM, BRIAN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

/is indifferent/

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 1, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WWWWWWWWWIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YAAAAAY ROWAND

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEP!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEPT LA!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND RANGE!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES FUCK YES

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I have one word for everyone: SWEEP!


"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEO!

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's that LA? 5 straight losses?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Dodgers

You might need this.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Rosebud, bitches.

"It's like having how an offense scores runs explained by creationists." -- Christina Kahrl

by juanboy on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Zito in the background there that gets me everytime.

by MissingLink on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best .gif I’ve seen a long time. My hat’s off to you, Matt.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Los Angeles Baseball Club

You have proven yourselves an inferior side. Good day.

"It's like having how an offense scores runs explained by creationists." -- Christina Kahrl

by juanboy on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEPT LA

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SWUPT LA

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LA

HAS BEEN SWEPT

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That scared me, but EFF YEAH!!!!!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

PEW PEW!!!!!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I haven’t seen that one yet.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one might not be family friendly

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's her name?

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

육지혜

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it heath bell

The better closer has more saves yet again.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN'D BITCH

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!!!!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweepin up blue shit!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Aug 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEP COMPLETE

Suck it Dodgers

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread is about to crash my browser

by MissingLink on Aug 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Look, Ma, Revenge!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEPP

FUCK THE DODGERS
GO GIANTS.
LOVE YOU WEEZY

by scottishgiants on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN BEAT L.A.!

SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT LOLdgers!!!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR ALL YOUR MORTAL KOMBAT NEEDS!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORTAL KOMBAT WAREHOUSE

Seeing a pattern yet?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

full circle, dude, full cirlce. LOL!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 1, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oh my

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm twelve and what is this?

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something Weird

that grandma used to do

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe she still does…

by Into the Void on Aug 1, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

These seem like nice young ladies I would like to meet.

by Into the Void on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are probably grandmas by now

by Murray, Present on Aug 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least put a freaking subject line…
adblock ftw…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, it's not BAD, but it's just a WTF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this thread weren’t disappearing as soon as Grant’s post game goes up, the missing SL would have been a deletable offense.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

It’s not exactly porn- how is it any worse than the scantily clad Asian girls?

by Into the Void on Aug 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asians get preferential treatment!

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might have been an overreaction, but you really should use a subject line anyway.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i mean, someeee people might have an issue with it

i really dont mind it, it’s just a WTF kinda thing

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not really into the scantily clad Asian girls either, but at least those usually have subject lines.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Jones is a badass

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure.

I’ve been pumped about him for awhile now. He’s kind of nerdy too. I love that he learned judo from YouTube videos.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was in San Diego, I had had a "You stay classy, San Diego" moment

It was when we drove past a Planned Parenthood Express.

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

8 BACK!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re in this!

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww yeeeah!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no end!

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm Gallo del Cielo

and I approve of this strange visual experience.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makin' it a regular, baby!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooo...

(O_O)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Aug 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sing it, Tony

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

She looks like someone I go to school with.

by kaliber on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANT BOMB

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers = Vokoun, Giants = Ballard

American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Aug 1, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lol edgAARP interview

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell are people discussing football when the Giants just SWEPT LA?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I just don't understand people.

Why can’t they be more like chickens?

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shockingly...

I can talk football while being elated about beating the bums. Both are good for me.

by SixFourThree on Aug 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Dodgers were a cartoon character right now:

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 1, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

trade deadline Winners!

by Bar None on Aug 1, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

4th place dodgers 8 games back

LOL TORRE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

If only Bondslegend were here

to be irrationally exuberant.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could use some relief after a long season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and back me up in the Smith discussion

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This 1900+ comment thread would kill a lot of computers

by nataku on Aug 1, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BYE BYEEEEEEE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday thread is out for blood

Bowkermania runs wild...in Indianapolis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 1, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAWWWWW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a great weekend

&hearts

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

fail :(

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foamy!

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Aug 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you JUST saying?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LUCKY YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Stood in line for 2 hours in 100 degree weather for this damn thing

by vhants on Aug 1, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 1, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize that President Obama was a catcher.

by nofreetime on Aug 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOTEL! THERIOT! LILLY!

8 games out in the division, 6.5 in the wild card.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I will repeat this in the post-game thread:

You know who knows how to win?

Matt Cain, bitches.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 1, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rest in Peace

you amazing mulleted bastard <3

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers got....

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

SUBJECT LINED, THANK YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not proud of how much I like this.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 1, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS HOW I FUCKING FEEL RIGHT NOW!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

They should have Joe Morgan on the postgame show.

by Natto on Aug 1, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

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