Open Sunday Pre-Game, Post-Deadline Thread
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 1, 2010 11:05 AM PDT
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PrintThere's got to be a morning after/If we can hold on through the night
I still think John Bowker is going to have a .270/.360/.500 season one day. But it was never going to be with the Giants, Javier Lopez or no.
We have a chance to find the sunshine/Let's keep on lookin' for the light
I'm just thankful that the Giants didn't trade every farmhand on deck for Jose Bautista. I'm glad they didn't trade lice from an anthropomorphic seal to get Jose Guillen.
I'm glad Jonathan Sanchez, Brandon Belt, Thomas Neal, and Zack Wheeler are still in the organization.
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BEAT LA
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
BEAT LA
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Aug 1, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA!!!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Aug 1, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT AL!
/dyslexia’d
"It's like having how an offense scores runs explained by creationists." -- Christina Kahrl
BEAT LA
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
BEAT LOS ANGELES
AKA smog city
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BEAT LA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEEP LA!!!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ear worm
Ain’t nothing going to sloooooow me down. Oh no. I’ve got to keep on moooooving.
I hate you, Grant. You are an evil man and you deserve to have the contents of your underwear drawer swapped out with Bengie Molina’s underwear drawer.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions
Looks like I picked the wrong week to not have seven pairs of buttocks.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 1, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Science is working on it.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to go ahead and second this motion.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
So I turn on KALX to try and rinse that song out of my brain and they start playing ‘Sometimes When We Touch’… I BLAME GRANT.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I am going to break down and cry.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEEP LA
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
SWEEP LA
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Hey America, turn ESPN on, baseball is played on the west coast and one of the teams is fucking awesome.
The Angels?
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 1, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m just kidding, no one hate me. It’s an ESPN joke, I promise.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 1, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I HATE YOU!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 1, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
True...closest they ever came was when the Giants beat them in 6 games in 2002
Remember that like it was yesterday…Dusty let Ortiz go 8 innings and the Giants took home the WS trophy…great memories…
NO DON’T!!!!
2002 WAS REAL! 2002 WAS REAL! WE GET IT!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
you're doing it wrong!
you goin to Jerry Day next monday?
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d be careful with what you’re saying. Sabean can still break our hearts with an August waiver deal.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 1, 2010 11:16 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
very true and very possible. I think the more games we win though, the less likely it is that he will make more moves
by HoosierGiant on Aug 1, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Dream Scenario:
Dunn placed on waivers
Giants claim Dunn
Nationals don’t pull Dunn back
by HoosierGiant on Aug 1, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
This is what scares me
Jose Guillen screams august pick up. Hopefully Kenny Williams claims him to “upgrade” his DH spot
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
SWEEP LA
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
OT: I knew that fair food was bad...but not this BAD
Spam curds. A hit at the Minnesota State Fair, Spam curds are basically Spam and cheese nuggets that are deep-fried. Oh, and they’re topped off with ranch sauce. As if you needed it.
Chocolate-covered bacon. OK, I admit it. I’m intrigued by this creation from the Wisconsin State Fair. I like chocolate. I also like bacon. But together? Call me crazy, but I prefer my chocolate not filled with grease and processed meat. Bacon has about 60 calories a slice, while a tablespoon of chocolate has about 70 calories, so it’s not the worst fair food you could eat, but stick to just one — if you can stomach it.
and for the grand prize:
Deep-fried butter. It’s fat, dipped in dough and fried in fat. We told you about this one a couple of years ago, but we’re still not over it. There’s no official calorie count on this one, but keep in mind that before it’s battered and deep fried, a stick of butter has about 800 calories and 88 grams of fat.
http://www.thatsfit.com/2010/07/28/fair-food-hall-of-shame-the-worst-thing-you-can-eat-at-a-carni/
reminds me of a visit to Australia...
There was a fair type event going on celebrating culinary contributions from nations/cultures.
The Australian booth had vegamite…
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Did the guy just smile when he gave you the vegimite sandwich?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow, just wow.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 1, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t knock Spam curds until you’ve tried them.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Up here in Oregon we have this little treat.
it is great but then you die.
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Yeah then you have one of these for lunch
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Went to Voodoo after the beerfest last weekend. epic.
Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"
I’ve tried chocolate bacon cake. It’s gross.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Bacon maple bars are surprisingly good.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a class project. I think I was the only one who finished my slice though.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Deadline could have been worse, definitely could have been better. Bittersweet, this being a Giants fan.
SWEEP LA!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 1, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions
Going to the game tonight
1-1 on the year
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
Just had tickets fall into my lap…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be the one in the bleachers.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even know yet – my brother just called and said he had an extra. I’ll keep an eye out though…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll look out for you
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
I saw you on the field on Friday. Of course, being in View Box, I couldn't say hi.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
not going today
but I’m invincible.
Undefeated this year, including games against Adam Wainwright and Josh Johnson
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
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and
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Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
/opens wallet
/fly flies out of wallet
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
mine’s got the money, but she did leave the wallet.
Her school said she should study in China this summer, but somebody has to stay home and pay the rent.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Hey, oldjacket,
I’ll send you your two Cats/Grizz tickets anyway if you just PM me your address.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll send it to the email on your profile.
how much do I owe ya?
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
If the Giants win, it’ll be fun. I was surprised Friday night that the ratio of Orange to Blue was about 9:1. (Last year around this time it was very blue) The crowd was pretty electric.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
My voice is still shaky from yesterday's game
BEAT LA!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Your voice did well.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 1, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Sweep LA!
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Here's to looking on the bright side
Time to sweep a series against some bums.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Off-Topic
A women in New Jersey turned 105 recently. Her secret to such a long life,
"Three cans of Miller High Life a day and a shot of good booze at 5 p.m.," Fenton said.
I’ve never liked Miller, but I’ll have to drink three Miller’s a day and a shot of Jack Daniels for the rest of my life.
http://www.northjersey.com/news/99678554_A_study_in_longevity__She_ll_drink_to_that.html
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Henry Allingham: Lived to 112
“Allingham credited ‘cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women – and a good sense of humour’ for his longevity.”
It bothers me when somebody says some version of the “he smoked a pack a day until he was 95” being unhealthy defense.
Congratulations to that guy for bucking the odds, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Or when people use the ‘Spiderman Defense’ to justify their plutonium underwear. Chances are you’re just going to get penis cancer.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Exactly!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
you know you're classy when
you drink high life from a bottle and not a can.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
Psh. It’s really just the sparkling wine of beers.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Andre.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheap champagne, drink it almost every friday
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Favorite T-Shirt slogan:
Life is too short to drink cheap wine.
(Well, one of the favorites, anyay.)
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I feel the same towards beer.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
I get way more out of an extra buck spent on a 6 pack than I do out of an extra buck spent on a bottle of vino.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
yuck, wine is turrible
beer is awesome, specially some sierra nevada
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wine is wonderful.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
if ur smug, at least that's what friends in ohio told me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yes it is
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
wine is nice, I just like Beer better.
S-N can suck it. Their Winterfest is undrinkable.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
fuck pale ale
Actually I don’t mind pale ale. I just mind when 30 of 36 taps are some form of pale ale.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 3:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
yes
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
SCREW U DUDE! Sierra Nevada brewery is awesome
Summerfest, Old chico
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
you know... they have better beer if you come to Chico
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I thought the Celebration Ale was tasty.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bought a 6-pack of Bohemia last night. Haven’t had it in a while. I still really like it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
nooo ur wrong, Franzia is almost undrinkable
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Carbonated horse piss
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
people aren't so into 40s down here.
i’m trying to change that.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
I saw a lady yesterday at a gas station buying two 40 oz Budweiser cans. All I though was, “Classy.”
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
She had “Spirit” tattooed on the back of her neck. Probably your type of gal.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Neck tattoos are often a sign of class.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
well, i'm no lesbian.
but maybe we could be friends.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
When I was in college, I bought a couple of King Cobra because I didn’t know any better. A toothless, homeless woman gave me the evil eye and shouted this slobbery line: “You drink that shit?!”
That should have tipped me off.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
When I was in college
I worked for the Coors distributorship in Sacramento. I would go to work at the grocery stores at 5 in the morning. On Fridays I would go to the Del Paso Heights area of Sacramento to work in a couple of stores. It would always crack me up when people would buy Cobra or Colt45 or Mickey’s 40s at like 10 in the morning.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Drove once out to Victorville for business
and stopped at a Carl’s Jr…Lady behind me in line asked the clerk if they could make her burger medium…
At the 7-11 I go to before work, there are usually a group of guys that buy a couple tall cans.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm, that's giving me some ideas
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Not even sure if Rowand's starting or not
But I’m calling a Scott cycle today. And no, not the one he’s been riding since the offseason.
Chance of this post making me look like a fool: 96.7%
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
I think the chances might be a little higher than that.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 1, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You did not specify which cycle
He has had many the Gamer Cycle
K on slider
K looking
Unnecessary Diving catch
GIDP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Finally, a believer!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 1, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
phillies-nationals
According to the Box Score, Cody Ransom is Philadelphia’s starting first baseman. Amazing.
Don’t know why I capitalized “box score”.
by non sequitur on Aug 1, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps you were actually thinking of the Box Tops and your baby just wrote you a letter?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
RIP Alex Chilton
And Howard started and left the game with an injury.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 1, 2010 12:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Transactions:
Phillies July 3: Selected the contract of INF Cody Ransom from Lehigh Valley (IL). Designated INF Brian Bocock for assignment.
…
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 1, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm 54 years old, I can't take this shit
Zito pitching, the Blake home run
The trade deadline—my hands were shaking, I was sure we were going to lose Belt and Wheeler.
Kuo hits Buster
Burrell hammers one
I’ve been a Giants fan my whole life. It’s time
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
SOME DOUCHE ON TRUEBLUELA TALKED SHIT ABOUT GIANTSBABE
ITS ON
http://www.truebluela.com/2010/7/31/1598899/maybe-the-umpires-were-warning#43385728
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
They're freaking analyzing the payroll ramifications on that blog...
BECAUSE THEY ARE 5.5 games behind…lame
I want to say something to that asshole.
But I don’t want to join a blog devoted to that piece of shit team.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Take the high road.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
The high road is hard to find
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
And not necessarily that smooth of a ride.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
A detour in your new life
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster
The Miller High Road.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty funny headline, though
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Their 4 game losing streak is enough for me
Let them rot.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
All in good time.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SOMEONE'S GETTING THEIR DICK-HOLE SMASHED
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone who talks shit about Giant's Babe. . .
. . . will answer to Gallo del Cielo
(after the 42 other blood vendettas in the queue are dealt with)
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 1, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Somebody buy that man a beer!
Probably best to wait until after the game though…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
the FUUUUUU expression actually fits in nicely at a kiddie party
In my mind this picture was taken when the kids were told Uncle Walrusman had arrived
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Thanks for the subject line.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s alright, only the old people on here had seizures.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I am 12 and what is this
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Cheesus, man. Subject line. I just had a seizure.
by non sequitur on Aug 1, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
about to have a fucking seizure
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
NOT PLEASED.
-10000000
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
you're an asshole ...
i just had one of these …
lol.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Also of note: if Pat Burrell didn’t hit that home run yesterday, there would have been a lot more bomb threats in this post.
Are there subliminal bomb threats in the post? If so, I feel like I should report it to someone.
1 is a lot more than 0.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah it's like a multiple of
oh shi-
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
The first one is always implied.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun fact
The last time we swept LA at home was in May 2004. We beat them 4 straight, with this friendly encounter between Michael Tucker and Eric Gagne in the final game.
They could be Giants...but not really.
That picture makes the whole Michael Tucker fiasco seem worthwhile after all…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually liked Michael Tucker.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
MOTHER TUCKER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i remember he hit a home run or two into the water in Right Field
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Michael Tucker was the only guy to ever
come out of my old college to play in the bigs — Longwood College, now Longwood University. Yay for Tuck!
by mrs. owlcroft on Aug 1, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude hit GS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was at that game
it was awesome to see tucker get in that douche’s face
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 1, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
At the Moneyball filming, there was an actor playing Michael Tucker (from when he played for the Royals). He got heckled a lot.
There was also a fake Jeremy Affeldt. He threw right handed.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
The best part, though, was probably watching the actor playing David Justice trying to throw from RF. I could have thrown farther.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
Maybe it was method acting. The actor was trying to embody his disgust with himself for letting Halle Berry go.
by non sequitur on Aug 1, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
In the actor's defense
KDL has the throwing arm of Ichiro and Schierholtz combined…but he just could not lay off those curveballs
lol he
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
If they were, how on earth would sandwiches be made?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
‘throws like a girl’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, my sister set the county record in the softball throw and I’ve seen her throw out runners at home from center field while standing flatfooted, so that saying might not be the most appropriate for me to use…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought we established this yesterday: kdl = female. howtheyscored = male.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you checked recently?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Strictly in the interest of journalistic integrity, I assure you.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m like Tiresias, only I’ve never not had a penis.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I admit it – I had to google Tiresias.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA EDUCATED
Me, too. And I read Oedipus!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
In addition to the accuracy of the forecasts . . .
. . . let’s at least spell it rightly: Teiresias.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tiresias
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
/grabs howie's crotch
Inconclusive. Need more tests.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/cue enormous subthread
I mean, we gotta get something enormous out of this….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I could be sure about that, if only you posted a picture of yourself.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Well, I’m not going to.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, howie's pretty private when it comes to letting his image show around here...
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
yeah because he looks like Jeff Kent
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It’s like no matter where you go, I’m always coming on to you.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Did that get weird? I wasn’t trying to make it weird.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
haha, i know!!! it's too bad i'll be gone
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
DeWitt!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry.
I meant DO IT!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it bad i really liked him too?
dude had some power and i’ll remember that homer which won the game vs. Oakland
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Durham was a very good player for the Giants.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
wall of famer?
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Doesn’t meet the criteria:
Nine years of play with the Giants, or five years and one All-Star appearance with San Francisco
They could be Giants...but not really.
I really liked Ray-Ray.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
people were a little tired of him when he was traded
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Terrible, terrible people.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously all we got was darren ford
Ray-Ray was a great giant
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
People were tired of Bowkermania too!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hitter
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, he can misplay my ground balls anytime.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You grind yours?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
They hang to the flo’.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
but will you let him clinch your division, is the real question
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 1, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe they can reverse the negative like they did in Pride Of The Yankees
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
burrell going yard yesterday!
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on Aug 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
i posted this last night, but it's well worth it ...
go fuck yourself, Los Angeles.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone posted this yesterday
But I hope that we are up big on LA today…and then send Bautista to "pitch “inside” on a few of the Dodgers.
ahahaha
They could be Giants...but not really.
by esseffgeez on Aug 1, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 25 recs
I wish I could give this more than one rec.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
That’s awesome.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Aug 1, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This should be green, but I’m worried the effect might not be as good.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 1, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever image is here refuses to show up in the thread for me, no matter how many times I reload. Can anyone link it please, I need to see the image with ~20 recs.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I can’t see it, either.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Link
http://web4.twitpic.com/img/138987822-d18a83f4d7d43973b503a1efd8d31c08.4c55c430-full.gif
They could be Giants...but not really.
Dangit
It opens up a page with nothing on it.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
am I the only one who thinks he should’ve gone fuzzy and blue for Beast mode?
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
Don’t see anything…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
when I saw this live yesterday
I could not stop laughing. I love crazy-eyes Huff
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
This hasn’t lost any of its creepiness with the passage of time.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the commercials.
But this is uncanny valley territory.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hmmm
Yeah, disturbing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m not sure why he needs to be shirtless and in a towel. The text would work with him in his catcher’s gear, for example. You know, with his actual body?
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
Referencing the commercial.
But yes, it could be reworked into something not creepy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Just found this on YT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYC3rQ2wzGI
Reminds me:
1) How awesome Shooter was (RIP)
2) How much I hate Piazza (even more than Martin)
3) Stan Javier’s curtain call
4) Me jumping up and down in front of a TV at La Burrita watching Johnson hit the homer…just incredible.
love how pumped dusty is after the double play.
stan was my first favorite baseball player.
"to me, the all star game is retarded."--aubrey huff
That’s pretty amazing.
My first Giants game was against the Dodgers. The Dodgers had won the first two games of the series, and their fans had all brought brooms to the Stick. The Giants ended up winning in extras. I’m pretty sure it was this game.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
Aw, I’m jealous. That looked like a great game, too. I wish I’d seen Matt Williams, Robby Thompson and The Thrill play for the Giants. They were all gone by the time I became a fan.
They could be Giants...but not really.
That lineup was dreamy! Even Rags pitched in that game!
I also remember Darryl Strawberry being super nice and chatting with us. I knew I was supposed to hate him, but I didn’t. :)
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
i was like 9 years old, dont even remember much, probably was getting ready to eat something
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
fuck... sorry, i was looking at the 1997 game :D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
SURE
I’ll tell you what though, i can’t remember shit about being 4 years old
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I was 14 for the my first G’s game. For the B. Johnson homerun game, in 1997, I was almost 20.
LOLOLD
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
haha, OLD!!! but wow, put it this way, i don’t remember the year of my first giants game, but i do remember getting Nen’s autograph and BIll Muellers autograph, Nen when he was with the Marlins… might have been 1997?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
My first Giants game had Steve Carlton’s 4000th K.
Will Clark hit a home run that game, and thus, a young boy found his hero.
Definitely a 10 in agression and mulletude.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember watching this when i was 7, didn’t understand why it was so huge but everyone was going crazy. Kind of the same way I remember “the catch 2” by T.O.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
STILL RIDING THE HIGH FROM YESTERDAYS GAME
too bad I can’t be there today, too.
by ThisIsMyNightmare on Aug 1, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions
subject line
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 1, 2010 12:40 PM PDT reply actions
Nice… I notice Panda’s in the middle of a difficult play.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, Suck it TB LA bastard!
I’m afraid to read the game thread.
I was listening on the radio as things were going great. Stepped out of the car to grab some snow comes right as Kuo hits Posey and I think to myself, "Ha, take that!"
Then I get back in the car 5 minutes later to hear that Burrell got payback in the worst way possible. Ugh.
by Jesse S. on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah, that dude is definitely sucking it.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
YEA, TAKE THAT BUSTER!!!!! haha, fuck off, dodger fans
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
SOCAL BIAS!!!1!!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
A-Rod stuck on 599 milliliters of urine. Update to follow.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He’sine Miami.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh come one, people. That’s a lot of urine.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
URINE THE ZONE
BLOTTO ZONE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So which relievers have been jettisoned? Surely Denny Bautista’s reign of terror is finally over, but I hope they keep Casilla around.
The conventional wisdom amongst the “experts” seems to be that Bautista sealed his fate with those two walks yesterday.
I wonder if they will go with 13 pitchers again when Martinez arrives? That would probably mean RyRohl being sent to Fresno. In that case, I haz a sad.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
I think RyRohl is still safe
Joey being traded cleared one, and I do not see them running with 13 pitchers again. Bautista I think is gone.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yea, i'm pretty sure Rohlinger is safe with his spot... Bautista's gone
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yep
He made that bunt that one time last week
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and hasn't been in the lineup since
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He laid down that bunt that one day!
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope so. I am just extra sensitive when it comes to RyRohl. ;-)
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
like you were with Joey, Dan Runzler, and....
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I love Runzler, but the team does, too, so I don’t have to worry about him. And, I wasn’t that attached to Joey, though his trade does represent a serious loss of eye candy.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, oh my... this is why i don't get too attached to any of the players
Big fan of Ish, starting to get attached to Bond, and always Wilson/Cain
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m kind of attached to all of them, to be honest. I even have a special place in my heart for Eugenio (even though I would like him to play in Fresno).
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
this is why i can't do it, then i get all emotional for someone who doesnt
care about me :D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Are you trying to say that Dan Runzler doesn’t care about me?
LOL.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I just found out that Dan Runzler and I have the exact same birthdate. I’m probably a few hours older than him, though.
Eli Whiteside has the same birthday as my brother.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh, weird coincidence.
Freddy Sanchez was born 20 days after me, but that’s the closest anyone has to my b-day.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I was born on the exact same day as Robin Ventura,
but he was never a Giant, so who cares.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
I was born the same day and year . . .
. . . as Joe Strummer.
suck that, losers
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
no ball players
were born on my birthday/year =/
Oliver Perez is the only one even in the same decade
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
You should tell him that the next time you see Dan Runzler! :) That’s pretty cool tho, i have the same birthday as Catfish Hunter
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m so bored today that I just looked up celebrities with my birthday. The only one on the list I found was Brad Delson, member of Linkin Park!
/Grant says, “fuck Linkin Park!”
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
who? who's Brad Delson? Grant says "fuck Linkin Park"?
i say, “FUCK WHATEVER BAND HE LISTENS TO” :D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wait, I found another one. Jared Fogle — the Subway guy.
Illustrious day.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That's better than Brad Delson
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’ve got Marky Mark, Ron Livingston (guy from Office Space) and the ever popular… Russ Ortiz.
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Aug 1, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Jonas
is exactly 4 years younger than me
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
ha!
Ben Affleck
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Huh. Why would you assume that you were born a few hours ahead?
They could be Giants...but not really.
Well, I was born at 12:46 in the morning. So his window for being born earlier than me is pretty slim.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
But he could have been born at 11:49 pm. In which case you were born a LOT of hours earlier than Dan, not a few. :)
They could be Giants...but not really.
Several?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That reminds me — in case he hasn’t been retaken yet since I left, Ryan is free to a good home.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Also, hi! Does this mean you’re back?
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
HI JIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh
Shields has 10Ks, but Lincecum would kill to have some of the calls he’s gotten, too.
Still, there’s no excuse for A-ROD to miss that pitch right at the knees.
Except for that being a POS part.
GO REDS! TAKE THE DAMN DIVISION
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Your boy
He sucks when I play him and pitches well when I bench him.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Doesn't mean
he’s always going to repeat himself! But that really sucks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Are you really pretty?
Pics or it isn’t true
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Because Pat's Bottle had one more lightning left in it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7oWNTsdG2o
BEAT LA
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Aug 1, 2010 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
OMG
That was amazing. I LOVE the last seconds of it.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Wow
Kerry Wood looks like a child without his beard
Kerry Wood still thinks that a cutter is the surgeon he’ll be visiting this offseason.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
/plays Journey cd
When the lights go down in the City
And the Giants beat the shit out of …
…LA …
by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
oooh I wanna be theeeeeee-ere in my city
Wheeeen we beeeeeeean SIRM
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Oh man rec'd
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
FEELING THAT WAY
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 1, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess what city that song reminds me of?
San Francisco.
by D4P on Aug 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 1, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: awesome commercial for Sunday Ticket, Packers fans talking about their issues with their neighbor, and it’s this old lady who puts a dish on this dude’s porch that says “Dirt Bag” the guy’s porch? He’s a 49er fan
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gracQf60DrE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yes plz
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
DESPICABLE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ME!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It's a Cake with fruit fillings (a lot of Asian cakes are like that)
Not a pie unless there is a crust of some sort…
LOL CHAD QUALLS DOUBLE PLAY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
More like LOL Berkman
He’s been pretty atrocious for the Yankees today.
He’s been clank mitting around the infield as well
But it was a great pickup by the Yankees...
All the experts say that the Yankees and the Phillies are winners at the trade deadline…
LOL at MLB.com comments
GiantHusker wrote:
I believe it was gfanfrom65 who made a humorous remark on Lincecum’s possibly continuing drug use a few minutes ago. I am not saying that he is continuing to use drugs, but he does show a lot of the classic symptoms, e.g. nervously shaking his legs when he’s on the bench, seeming to lose his focus at times, extreme thinness, defensiveness, self-absorption. Repeat: I am not accusing, just pointing out some facts.
So he’s not sayin, he’s just sayin?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SO HE IS NOT SAYING?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL at “self absorption” How the fuck would he know?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Maybe he works with optics?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
All them longhairs is druggies
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Aug 1, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s best not to stop.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, those are also classic symptoms of nothing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That and daytime television.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
white subject lines
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 1, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I love conflation of cannibis and opiates.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It is a good mix, I must admit.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 3, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
HOW THE FUCK DOES SAN DIEGO SCORE TWICE ON JOSH JOHNSON IN THE FIRST INNING FUCK
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
HOw did the giants score runs off of Josh Johnson
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
who do they think they are?
The Giants?
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
BALLGAME!!!1!!1
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 1, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Fathers...
First and third 2 outs…8th place hitter up…no IBB… RBI single…
Johnson proceeds to grounds out…
Fuckin’ San Diego. Yorvit doubles to knock in A-Gonz and Tejeda. All off Josh Johnson, all with 2 outs.
LOL Sabean
Wouldn’t give Yorvit 1.5 million this off season to catch, but gave Bengie 4.5 plus incentives. Yorvit hitting .319 and would have been a great backup when Buster came up.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 1, 2010 1:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Also, if Sabean had been willing to go with Yorvit as the everyday catcher back in 2004, we never would have needed to trade for Pierzynski.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Some asshole.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That covers a lot of players.
Including some in softball leagues.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
For those who saw the game on Fox and listened to Kruk and Kuip, the 22 second video delay was the worst I’d ever seen. It’s like watching it on Slingbox and listening to Game Day audio.
Slingbox generally isn't that bad..
MLB.tv on the PS3 is tho.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Yep, I did,
and I lasted about two innings. Couldn’t take it. I’ll be listening to the TV, and I’ll just be a grown up about it.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never used Slingbox
I used that as an example based on a comment made here in 2007. I’m middle aged and don’t complain much. I tried listening to the FOX guys for other SF games, but they don’t know our players that well. I should have sucked it up with them, but I’ve gotten used to our announcers, who are so much better anyway.
Oh Man.
Bowker had every chance to prove his worth. The fact is, he’s NOT a major league hitter. #sfgiants
EVERY CHANCE I TELL YOU. EVERY CHANCE!!!!!!!!!
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I think that was posted because it was ridiculous, not because JCT is ripping Bowker.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 1, 2010 1:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
No...I was ripping Bowker yesterday...
I’m just tired of the conversation…he may be good or bad but he’s no longer a Giants…
He’s always gonna be a Giants.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I have friends that say the same thing. No matter how many times I mention the fact that he was a platooned starter for 2 weeks, they continue to point out his avg.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you point to Luke Scott and they say “who’s that?”
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I don’t even waste my time going that far.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Going to be DFA’d for another multi millionaire after this performance. Who would have thought that for today at least, Qualls>>>Wood?
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Aug 1, 2010 1:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't keep up with the Y-boys very well
So I’ll take your word for it. I just know ugly pitching when I see it. LOL
Yankees are such whiner douchebags
Every call, they give a J-Lo pouty look at the umpire. They probably think being the Yankees ought to get all of them their way.
Is it just me or do other teams' fans always look so bored at games?
Petco looks so dead – even the fans that are there are just sitting quietly.
fuck the yanks ...
that’s all they do.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Lineup
Torres RF
Sanchez 2B
Huff 1B
Posey C
Burrell LF
Sandoval 3B
Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Cain RHP
They could be Giants...but not really.
no jazz hands?
:(
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Must still be having issues with his hammy.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He is nursing a tight hamstring iirc.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yep
He and Groesch talked in the dugout for a good long while on Friday night. Hope it’s nothing serious.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I like Uribe getting days off, anyway.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
Part 1 of my Scott’s cycledamus has happened, he is starting today. Part 2 would required him to stay in the lineup provided he doesn’t crash into the wall…during batting practice. Many more parts TBA.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 1, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Who dares?
Mychael Urban MUrbanCSN
808-KNBR, let’s get after it. I’m here with P-Con on the Public House patio. JOIN US while we rage!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What a terrible call
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone else see that play in the SD-FLA game?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He jumped off the bag, never had the ball and dropped it before he came down. How the fuck is that an out..
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
…..don’t know. Only one person in that stadium thought it was an out
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the play at 2nd base, where the umpire called Stanton out
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Umpiring getting worse? Or is it we just notice all of their screw ups more with the ability to watch every game with instant replay and DVRs?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know. I am not usually one to complain too much about the umpiring, but this year does seem especially bad. This off season I read this book, and I have a new respect for umpires, though I still dislike them.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Horrible. The FLA announcers sounded like they were fans in the stands.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
They sound like that every single moment of the game
It really lets you know the marlins are an A’s style organization with the quality of announcers they have.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Of course the padres get a lead off triple off JJ
and the umpire is squeezing him like this is yankee stadium LOL WEST COAST BIAS!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Has the zone been that bad? I just started watching a couple innings ago.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I just woke up and turned the game on and saw JJ getting pinched hard after the triple. Upon going back in looking in the gameday it’s been a pretty tight zone apparently the umpire doesn’t think JJ sliders are strikes if they are below the waist.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL PADRES
cant get the runner in from 3rd with no outs.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I like how they went after Gwynn ...
with one out and the pitcher on deck. Not Borked …. uh walked.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Nice play Uggla and Paulino
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
Venable got his clock rung
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahaha ...
padres FAIL!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, Ted
DodgertownUSA
#Lilly: My dream when I signed (after getting drafted) was to pitch for the Dodgers. It took me 14 years, but now I have my chance
They could be Giants...but not really.
Agent Ned's lineup
Podsednik, LF
Theriot, 2B
Furcal, SS
Loney, 1B
Kemp, CF
Blake, 3B
Paul, RF
Martin, C
Kershaw, P
They could be Giants...but not really.
I was talking about him being out of the lineup, not the Dodgers being out of the race.
They could be Giants...but not really.
yes? i just find it odd he’s not back in lineup today. i mean assuming the dodgers didn’t read bill plaschke this morning and give up.
I cannot believe they pluged Theriot into the second spot
Wow I guess there is some mystical force that compels managers to play middle infielders in the No 2 spot.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
When joe torre said in his pre-game interview yesterday that he plans to start theriot everyday at 2nd and hit him in the top of the line up I nearly cried in njoy.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Putting Podsednik-Theriot 1-2 in the lineup
should be grounds for termination.
by D4P on Aug 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
now... why would i want to do that?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I have a magical sack full of candy and toys
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't believe . . .
. . . in the sanity clause.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ear elephant.
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 1, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
AH HA!
There ain’t no sanity clause.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Santa has a huge magical sack because he only comes once a year.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 1, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If we sweep this series, we still have a long way to go, but it's sure gonna feel beautiful.
The Giants were the last team in the majors to lose a game this spring. Here’s to hoping they’re the last team to win one in the fall…
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
by breadfan7 on Aug 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Took me like 4 times to read that before I understood what it meant.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wait... what did you just say?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ME LIKE GIANTS! WANT GIANTS WIN! OTHER TEAMS LOSE! ALL THE TIME!
That’s the version I would have posted on McCoven Chrome Premium if I had a twitter account.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
/shift-A
BEAT LA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
SHIFTAYYYYY BEAT LOS ANGELES
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Great, now I want to just keep yelling this out of the car later.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m headed back to SLO tonight.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Heading*
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I find something really comforting about you driving down the 101 in a convertible yelling “SHIFTAYYYYY BEAT LOS ANGELES!” above the wind.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
just flip off every dodger fan
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Done.
Nearly shin kicked a couple of Dodger fans at the game last night, too.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Singapore
Asia Light!
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It took me forever to figure out what that meant.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Donno if this has been mentioned..
Tyreke caught going 120+ on video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbwlcXlsU6s
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Actually he was racing Curry
Evans was hitting 120 mph from the beginning of the race while Curry was driving below the speed limit. At some point in the video, you will see Curry catching up to Evans AND passing him then he was so far ahead and nowhere to be found. However, by then the writers police has already decided to just let Evans have it.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 1, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
that's funny
because that’s exactly the opposite of how the street race turned out.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
HELMS!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
3-2 marlins THANK YOU WES HELMS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ANDY BERNARD’S COUSIN
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
seriously?
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
Wes Helms and Ed Helms are cousins.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
i like ed helms
wes helms is a dogshit ball player
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
he was cool for a few minutes when the Marlins had the lead
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
lol @ padres radio announcers complaining about the umpires screwing them all season.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
REally?
MLB network, looking at the Wild Card standings, Giants a game and a half up
Announcer: Well the Wild Card, uh..I think its gonna come out of the NL East or the Central. It’s hard to narrow it down uh…I am gonna say the Reds though. The Cards are going win their division and I see the Reds getting the Wild Card.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GO RED LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I saw this as well
“Ya the wild card is bouncing inbetween the NL east and the NL central but I like the reds to win the wild card for no reason LOL DINGERZ SUCH A GREAT TEAM!!!”
Basically what that moron said, what a joke.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
In their defense..
STL and Cinci have ridiculous schedules from here on out.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Cause the rest of the division sucks
The three NL teams with the toughest schedule post all star break
1) Dodgers
2) Giants
3)Colorado
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STL/Cinci combined 1 game above 500 vs rest of NL
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
My Pokemonz really let me down this week.
Cain, you are my only hope of saving face for the week!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There's no trully good time to bring this up . . .
. . . but I have the “Smokey the Bear” song stuck in my head.
. . . prowling and a-growling and a sniffing the air . . .
All I want to do is paint the garage floor. How can I with this going on?
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
Or perhaps better ventilation.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh fuck you Ludwick
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Poor Cliff Lee
10 TOTAL RUNS SCORED for him in his 5 GS for the Rangers.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Hey Marlins
Beat the fucking padres.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
The fish will out slug em though
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
That will put a dent in that pretty ERA. Crap!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim Bowden, everyone!
JimBowdenXMFOX
Andre Ethier had to postpone his interview with us on Fox Sports because he is heading to the hospital for birth of his child
We are trying to get Mrs. Ethier on the phone to cover the birth live….only on Fox Sports Radio…XM 142
They could be Giants...but not really.
…what.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously?
Only in smug ass LA.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
this is a joke right
Wait a second…that's it. That's the melody to funky town. Won't you take me down to funky town.
LOLWUT?!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the turn the Rockies game is taking.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Wow padres
What a bunch of lucky fucking pieces of shit, I swear their luck never fucking ends.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I am leaning more and more towards the "Deal with Satan" theory
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Pretty much this
They made some kind of deal with the devil.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Dexter Fowler may have just killed himself.
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Sorry
to clarify: smashed his ribs hard on the center field wall.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Yeah, I was flying into a slight panic for a minute.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Posted it, then realize my sarcasm or emotion cannot transfer through just the lettering
So went to fix it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Ouch.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap
Right into that chain link part with no padding.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Dear SanFranKid(and he rest of the giant fans)
we’ll try to beat the pads.
but with our pathetic bullpen, its not incredibly likely.
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2010 NL Cy Young!
Brandon Marshall is a Dolphin.....watch out World.
We are pulling for you guys!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Have I seen you around Talking Chop? I can’t remember for the life of me.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
yeah
I was there a couple of times when the Marlins were playing the Braves
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2010 NL Cy Young!
Brandon Marshall is a Dolphin.....watch out World.
by Gatorfan4life on Aug 1, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
release the Hanley Ramirez!
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Brother from Peninsulaismightier!
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
set myself up for that one…
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
it's all good bro
now if you were a dodgers fan…
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah man
GO HEAT!
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2010 NL Cy Young!
Brandon Marshall is a Dolphin.....watch out World.
by Gatorfan4life on Aug 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
MV3!
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a good play, minus the injury of course
Least he left under his own power.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL STREET
SO SHITTY
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Regress Padre bullpen!! Regress!!!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
They have another random bullpen arm with a miniscule ERA that throws hard, it’s as if bud black just pulls them out his ass.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Fuck dexter fowler just stole a game tying 2 run homer.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yeah, spectacular play.
Even if he plays for an evil team. Good to see he could leave under his own power though.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It seems as if every team in the NL west we’re competing against is blessed with endless horse shoe up the ass luck.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
AmyGGiants
Getting word #sfgiants Brian Wilson is good to go for tonight’s game.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Was this real? Does it still exist?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
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"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
:D
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
LOL MLB network
Trying to say you are going live to the Rockies game.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OT
I have a hard time seeing one of our guys do something like this. Maybe Zito?
They could be Giants...but not really.
Zito most definitely.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lowry?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
lol mlb network
“Carlos gonzalez the hottest hitter in baseball without a doubt!”
Sounds like we know who’s going to win the nl player of the month LOL BUSTER WHO?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Buster BARELY has a better OPS..
But obviously doesn’t play in a hitters park.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Also hit .140 points better for average while playing in a horrific line up batting clean up.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Also, check out Gonzalez’ home/away splits.
A perfect example of the humidor effect.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
The Marlins sideline guy
With an annoying NY accent just ripped San Diego fans because they do not care.
I am sure all those empty seats in Florida are just crazy for Marlins baseball!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
Dude is colorblind
Thinks all those orange seats are people.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL at Tejada
batting cleanup for the Padres everyday.
And starting at short stop LOL RANGE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I would like the Marlins to get their act together and beat the Padres
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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yeah
where the hell are Uggla’s homeruns!
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
that's impossible!
he’s reminded by all the Dbags in Florida every day
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
LOL DODGERS
In Theriot, the Dodgers also picked up a guy who won’t be eligible for free agency until after the 2012 season, meaning he could be manning second base on an everyday basis for them for the foreseeable future.
LOL THIS IS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE, PLEASE STAY IN LA!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It's gonna be THE RIOT in Los Angeles for some time
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
And he made some horrific plays at first.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HI I'M JOE GIRADI AND I'M COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN CHECK OUT MY JOURNEY TO COMFORT!
lol @ dove advertising campaigns
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
They DH'd teixeira
Afraud went to canada to try and get some PED’s that don’t show up on drug tests but failed in his search and showed up late to pinch hit and strike out.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
some guys just can't handle the New York spotlight
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I had a hot pocket,
but you would already know that if you follow me on Twitter.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Isn't everyone's?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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You lucky bastard.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This also sounds pretty good.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Pollo Adobo
Brown rice
refried beans
BBQ’s corn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And preparing (chicken) Chile Colorado to put in the Crock tomorrow morning when I leave for work. Can’t wait
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
winner
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Oh yeah? Where is my prize?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Right HERE!
/grabs Howie’s crotch
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want the 3rd place prize
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
sandwich with Korean women
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
We are having a BBQ
ribs and barbeque chicken!
Chips and mango salsa for appetizers
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Quesodilla
a Bellhaven Scottish Ale for gametime
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
quesadilla
smart guy
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
I’ve never tried it before, I have high expectations
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
KFC
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!
I love me some KFC
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Popeyes
but in Nevada we don’t got no popeyes
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Aug 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s hard to find a Popeye’s or Church’s in the valley.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Breakfast for dinner
Scrambled eggs with mushrooms and pico de gallo, eggs, and bacon, and garlic na’an.
Delicious
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
2 run homer danny murphy
please.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
man, off the bat I thought he might have had it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
you and me both........
all up to Hanley
GO:Gators, Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Yankees
he who fears losing, has already lost
Josh Johnson for 2010 NL Cy Young!
Brandon Marshall is a Dolphin.....watch out World.
by Gatorfan4life on Aug 1, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
/petco’d
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Hanley!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Aug 1, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Walk with me Hanley?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And it's up to Logan Morrison.
Fuck some Padre shit up, Logan. Godspeed.
Keep this up, Heath
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
Happy birthday, Mr. B
I threw this together over the last half-hour.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on Aug 1, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice work!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
/Bowker arms
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
Yay fat guy that was on 2nd!
I was worried he would not make it in.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was former Giants great
Ronnie Paulino
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
Pads win
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Stupid baseball
23 hopper through the 2B hole for a single.
Line drive to RF for an out.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 1, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Aug 1, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
I’m not sure if the padres could get any more lucky perhaps they hired kirk reuter before the season started in the front office.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
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