Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: UFC 146 Results: Junior dos Santos TKO's Frank Mir

Game Three Thread: Wait...

Let's do fewer of the stupid things and more of the good things. These stupid things are all dumb and junk.

Just win the stupid game.

Comment 1010 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

THRED WAR!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s always the post-game thread.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that count as a jinx? I don’t want to be the only jinxer around here.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game will never end!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's dreamy

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend thinks he’s cute. Is that accurate?

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hokeysmokes is right. He’s very dreamy.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her alltime favorite was Noah Lowry

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have my Lowry shirt…

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That’s not a birthmark ladies…it’s a beee-u-tee mark!”

—Barry Bonds introducing Noah at the 1st K’s for Troops event

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy cow, really? That is so awesome.

Noah was pretty much the dreamiest ever.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Barry was trying to pimp the value of Noah’s jersey during the auction.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreamier than RyRohl?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The jury’s still out.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she told me.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

HOW DARE YOU MAKE A GIRLFRIEND JOKE! MY GIRLFRIEND DIED!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF HIS GIRLFRIEND HAD NO THUMBS?

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then she should just get a grip.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY GRIP JUST DIED!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternate caption: Hart just found out that he’s going to be a Giant.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I toyed around with a few “trade” captions, but it just kept making me feel sad.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You're no Matt Kemp, Ryan Braun.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i still dont like this

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Next!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It's only the seventh inning

sigh

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy manages like my wife parallel parks

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Right into the curb?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

clank, bonk, back, forth, clunk, scrape....oh well, maybe this spot just isn't gonna work

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

your wife parks better

unless there is a trail of broken cars around town I am not seeing

by wcw on Jul 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

competently?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers have scored 1 run an inning last 3.

And there are 3 more left.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Whats the Rumor of Hart to Giants?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DO NOT WANT

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a rumor that Hart will be traded to the Giants.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

whos involved

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only concrete rumor has been Jonathan Sanchez, but I believe that has to be crap.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Wolf and the Ram would never allow it

/nerd

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before or after the Angel takeover?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I guess if you’re talking about the whole firm and not just the LA branch….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was about to say “Angel never took over.” Just one branch.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I want to watch that show. All except maybe parts of season one and everything in season 4 except the finale.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

As short notice incomplete finales go, it wasn't bad.

I especially like the scene with Lorne and Lindsay.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m talking about the season 4 finale. And I’m saying that I do want to watch it. It’s the rest of season 4 I don’t really care for.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The season 4 finale is fantastic.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what?

I kind of want to watch it, too. My memory of the show is fuzzy.

The season 4 finale is the resolution of the Connor story arc, right?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, insofar as his story is over before they bring him back in season 5.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

freaking everyone out

..because we fully expect the ‘throw-ins’ to be Brandon Belt and Jorge Bucardo

by wcw on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody been to ESPN today? just wondering, what’s the big news of the day

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LEBRON WILL ANNOUNCE DECISION EARLY IN THE SHOW!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, well, back to the drinking

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the rest of the show will be LeBron's family tellling us that they are LeBron's family

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-MINUS 4 HOURS AND COUNTING

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way

still a little hyped over it since the warriors play a big role in it as well, concerning Lee

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wouldnt mind getting lee

but sure as fuck NOT for randolph, buike and turiaf

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… well, Buike and Turiaf are both at the end of their contracts

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can't believe they killed Wash.

Damn you Joss Whedon!

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t mind him getting killed off, but man what a shitty way to make him go.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a leaf on the wind

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

*sniffle*

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit. I didn’t get the reference at first. He dies in the movie?! DAMN YOU HOWIE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S BEEN FIVE YEARS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

VADER IS LUKE’S FATHER

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER!

SNAPE KILLS DUMBELDORE

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Dumbledore kills Dumbledore, but that’s really a matter of perspective.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you are really getting into spoiler territory

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my friends sent me an invite to a Facebook group the day the seventh book came out spoiling the fate of the Wesley twins. That pissed me off.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Weasley

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are way too many people who have done either.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Voldemort kills Ron.

WHEEEEE!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not before Ron kills Longbottom.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and me both

It’s sad that none of the people I wanted to die in those books actually died.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Siriusly.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I was okay with most of the deaths.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mind who actually died as much as the offhand way it was executed (no pun intended). “Oh, and X and Y died. Didn’t I mention that?”

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get behind that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Weasley twins thing was borderline cruel.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor George :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't buy his reaction

His existence was practically based around being a twin. I think he would’ve been more distraught. But I’m not the author and I didn’t create the characters, so…

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we really see the entirety of his reaction, though? I mean, it was from Harry’s POV, so iirc, he was sort of going between a lot of things.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was dialogue from George

It seemed way too calm and collected to me.

Of course, I’ve read the book once a long time ago, so take that for what it’s worth.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking at it now and the only thing we get is that he’s kneeling at the side of Fred’s body well after the fact, so we really don’t get his immediate reaction to it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, you researched it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

my roommate has a copy of the book in the other room!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/jponry checks the concordance

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cross-checks with the companion

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I shouldn’t make fun of you for nerbing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m very offended that you made fun of my nerdery :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was picturing you getting all bent out of shape by thehavenot’s comment, going into your roomate’s room in a big huff, and forcibly taking the book before marching back to your own room for some serious cross-checking.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's in the communal bookcase!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pot. Kettle.

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry is black!?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was Thomas Neal the whole time!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was okay with how Fred’s death was handled. I did wonder how my twins would deal with it but they took it alright.

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

That.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn’t like that she killed off Remus and Tonks like that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonks was high on my list of people I didn’t want killed. I would have traded 12 of those Weasley spawn for Tonks.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t all that invested in Tonks, but she and Lupin both deserved better than “AND HARRY TURNED AROUND AND THEY WERE BOTH DEAD LOL”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's who I was thinking of

I just called them X and Y to avoid enraging AndYourBirdCanSing.

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow i didn’t realize this thread came out of a HP spoilers discussion

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It came out of a Serenity spoilers discussion!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would have been cool

is if they went and Summoned a bunch of guns or something and mowed down all the Death Eaters.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROSEBUD IS A SLED

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE CHICK IS A GUY

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the surprise as being a bit lower in altitude.

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAD PITT IS EDWARD NORTON

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the Honeymooners Movie?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

TO THE MOON STANKUS!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

TO THE MOON, ANGELINA!

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBSCURE 80s SPOILER

SHE REJECTED THE NICE GUY AND WENT BACK TO THE JERK WHO KNOCKED HER UP

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karen didn’t deserve Gary…I hope Rick knocked her up again and then she died in childbirth!

Poor Gary…he did his best but I guess his best wasn’t good enough

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST ONCE… CAN WE FIGURE OUT WHAT WE’VE BEEN DOING WRONG…

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finished watching the series a few months back but I haven’t gotten around to the movie yet.

DAMN YOU HOWIE (not actually mad)

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn spoilers.

If we were on NN I’d ban your face so hard Howie.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this MY house. Which is why you’re getting banned.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now where’s that unicorn gif?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll be happy with the decision until football season starts.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go ahead and swing at that first one, panda.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Brewers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool, the Giants used three pitchers to pitch 1.1 innings.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NO LEAVE RUNZLER IN!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Runzler

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Joss Whedon

was really fucked up for killing Wash. I mean, come on.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE: TOO MUCH SPEED ON THE PLAY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOMMM

"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."

by DividedByZero on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RUNZLER

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe I’m missing this. Thank goodness for DVR’s.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Runzler

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey now

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha Runzler.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants offense: Here, have another double play.
Brewers defense: Oh, no thank you, we really can’t accept.

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wait this isn’t good.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not how you do it, Dan.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fuck

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Geez

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Annnnd there goes Runzler for the month

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

fml

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

has Bochy decided that we’ve already won this one?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, that shouldn’t happen.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOCHY

nice move, dumbfuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely not blaming bochy for that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

you’re fucking shitting me, right?

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Room for Bowker!

or RyRohl

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T SWING BUMGARNER

by Snack on Jul 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

left ankle

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hurting your ankle causes your knee to pop out like that?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Highlander

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

way to fucking go, bochy

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You gays, what the hell happened? All I see is “injury delay.”

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Runz rolled his ankle while taking a swing.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

now, now...

all the good big leaguers go to the DL at some point

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler fouled off a pitch, twisted ankle.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler swung out of his shoes and tweaked his ankle or knee or something.

womp

by geef on Jul 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

uhh runzlers ankle after a swing

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNEW they were gonna go with MADBUM

why No ISHI?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

might need him later

by HoosierGiant on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause it was already 1-2

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit

That means Bautista isn’t going to be sent down when they go back to a 12 man pitching staff.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should send him down anyway, and bring up Joey for long relief. They can bring up RyRohl, too.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

as I keep saying. Joey’s ready, and he throws both strikes and ground balls.

by wcw on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

not relief pitcher

Code preserved

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left Knee

looks like it popped. you can see it in the replay.

by m22 on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

he holds his left knee; it got hyperflexed and internally rotated

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers get to hit three more times.

I am one concerned rooster.

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson for the 9 out save.

by natey-nate on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

bring in The Wilson now!

by HoosierGiant on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn't happened yet, it's all dependent on LeBron

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop reading ESPN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did years ago.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the "It's could always be worse" files

Exhibit A: The Warriors

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the Knicks remain mediocre because we will see highlight after highlighter after him if he reaches his full potential and the Knicks actually win some games.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

highlight of**

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Spelling Fail

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ELI

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHITESIDE

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wait why did Runzler hit for himself and then Ray came in anyway

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

runzler injured himself swinging

by natey-nate on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

injured

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno if they were gonna be putting in Ray though

how do we know

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

they weren't

the only reason Runzler hits there is if he was going back out

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct, so he was going back out for the 7th, can't disagree with it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runz rolled over his ankle while swinging the bat.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure it's his knee

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think Kuip is wrong.

by nofreetime on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

^ oic :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

well at least he didn’t walk him.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GRAYSIDE

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

jeez. gets some friggin’ outs already!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Ray – at least he’s not Denny Bautista

womp

by geef on Jul 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

barely

look at his walk rate

by wcw on Jul 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

16 BB in 35.1 IP vs 23 BB in 27.0 IP

Progress!

womp

by geef on Jul 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray’s BB/9: 4.11
Bautista’s BB/9: 7.43

id say an improvement

by natey-nate on Jul 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I never saw Bautista and Casilla again, I would be a happy man.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A double play would be nice

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot Ray was on this team.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re hitting balls hard…

by Snack on Jul 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

G’s living (even more) dangerously.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you guy’s think Cory Hart might be available?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s trade Bautista and Ray for him

by wcw on Jul 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m liking this guy Ray

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, the Durham ship has sailed.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close to the Edge

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m about to break!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the home plate ump is tired of this game. He hasn’t called that a strike all game.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i know how he feels

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got tired of it two innings ago.

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I was hoping to go to a matinee after the game but it does not appear that the Giants are cooperating.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

fastball fastball fastball

by chilibean_3 on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

According to gameday

That last pitch was nearly identical to the first.

by Giant Torture on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Hart

welcome to CHRIS RAYLAND

by Fire Sabean on Jul 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

so thats what a relief pitcher is supposed to look like.

by natey-nate on Jul 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RAY STANZ

When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point

by zenbitz on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, the sex scene in that movie confused me so much for so many years.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So only two more innings of this?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo in the 8th, Wilson in the 9th?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my thought.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO WANT

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesplz.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let Ray stay in I say

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAY FROM ACROSS THE BAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

New trade acquisition makes potential trade acquisition look like player we traded away..

by Fire Sabean on Jul 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Did we do lunch already?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I had ice cream soup.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TUNA!!!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

PBJ

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

burrita

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the female burrito was the taco

/rimshot

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salami sandwhich

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instant ramen.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naughty Dawg. Best hot dog stand in the world.

If you live in San Rafael and haven’t had it, check it out.

womp

by geef on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double double animal style.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfair

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deli ham and turkey, provolone and swiss on a hoagie roll

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Leftover cocoa-spice rubbed pork loin.

My dog was very confused she couldn’t get leftovers.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in a hurry so I had the chicken fajita pita at Jack in the Box. Plus carrots, apricots and a nectarine.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honey nut cheerios and a Dr. Pepper

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was going to have popcorn at the movies.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

carnitas tostada and some ceviche

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had

El Pollo Loco

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that any good?

There is one near me, and I’ve debated feasting on it.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The eight-ball special is good I hear.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 7, I hated it and refused to go back. But I was an extremely picky eater at 7, so take that as you will.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried it once and it was unimpressive.

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe making a pork chop, seasoned

and putting that into a quesadilla

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Ray > Bengie Molina

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

MY EYES

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My scale agrees

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that is surprising how?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

w/r/t grammar

i have to say i didn’t see that coming

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Franchise-crippling trade

As if the franchise needed to be crippled even further

by giants92388 on Jul 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm

David Lee is a fucking great player. The W’s were never gonna use Randolph right anyway.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randolph=POTENTIAL

Plus, i’d agree with this trade ONLY IF, the warriors trade Monta for a SF, a good one too.

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure potential

But Lee has realized most of his potential, and has become a REALLY good player. Probably one of the top 3 fantasy centers. Who knows what Randolph will do? With Amare playing PF in NY, probably nothing.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like i said, the only way i'd be good with this

is IF they get a SF this offseason, a GOOD ONE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy cow... nothing's been agreed to yet, so hence, it hasn't happened

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope Runzler is OK.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Woohoo

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 8, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDREW TOWERS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres <3

by Snack on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

take that Brew crew!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice one, Andres

Thanks, we might need that run.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoah. Torres with the power.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball went a long fucking way.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

haha o jon miller

he sounded surprised it was an upper decker

by chenster on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I like in play runs

z

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

a indeed, my friend.

z indeed.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

i wish i could edit that

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

z indeed

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…that one would have been a splash hit!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

pop out to shallow right in Phone Company Field

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rotational Yardball!

by out machine on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Awesome
Andy Gray si_vault
  
SI Vault Photo (2007): Sgt. Slaughter throws out the first pitch at a Braves-Marlins game. Take that maggots! http://su.pr/2eQZKI

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

that is spectacular

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLtational Homer!

this series is gonna screw up Torres’s approach for the rest of the month

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

"Giants offense had gone stale the last three innings" -Kruk

That’s refreshing to hear. Usually talking games.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s so weird to see this team hit so many homers, even in this ballpark. It’s quite enjoyable.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy looks like he needs a nap.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I need a nap

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Brewers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Inglett

Sacramento native

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He went to Mesa Verde!

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the park?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The high school

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I’m out. Later, gays. And the Giants better not fuck up.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GAYS???

JUST CAUSE WE’RE FROM SAN FRANCISCO?

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Nate grounds into double play.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye sexual

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a bye sexual

I mention sex, she says “Bye!”

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a buy sexual….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to rent.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent? Really?

Edgar is definitely not my type.

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAVE FUN JERK!

enjoy the awesomeness that is Fresno, CA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BYE

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benched.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Nate

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ahh, those are the Giants i remembered!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Double Play

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump dance-double play

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

<3 Andres

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate and Runzler for Hart

by HoosierGiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

better hurry; can't trade a dude on the DL

you trade for him, then you put him on the DL yourself

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

tsk-tsk, Nate

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Every single time the Brewers mess up on getting Huff out via missing a foul ball popup or balk or whatever, he always seems to get on base after it. It amuses me.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He's a pro's pro

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs says Runz has a left knee injury.

/has a sad.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh. No more jokes about his name being RUNzler for a while :(

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swoons replaced by sads.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My observations:

holy shit Chris Ray’s fastball is pretty good

WOOHOOO AUBREY!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

didn't he used to be a closer for Baltimore?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLOSER OF THE FUTURE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SET UP GUY!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol kuip

Lebron james “who cares”

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel the same way.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I forgot about Wellemeyer. I guess we don’t get YEAH JOEY?

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

@#$%!

Wellemeyer, Bautista and Michael Main for Dan Haren

by wcw on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear

FanGraphs is a nice place, but I can’t go there if it makes me look at that.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

boo

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Runz

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Andrew Baggarly extrabaggs
  
Official report: Dan Runzler has a left knee injury. More after the game.
hankschulman
  
Confirmed: Runzler leaves with right knee injury. 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit! Both knees!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman made up the right knee...no credibility here!

:-)

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

he probably heard it from a decent source in Milwaukee

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He heard it from Chorizo.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEND HIM HATE EMAIL GAIZZ

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GOT SCREENSHOTS LETS GO

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEFT KNEE; it got hyperflexed and internally rotated

a good way to pinch the meniscus

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Impressive

Dude managed to hurt both his knees on one swing of the bat!

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty ugly.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck was Runzler batting

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He was the only reliever who had pitched well.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris ray disagrees

LOL putting Bautista in. I almost broke my fucking phone when I saw that

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence my use of the past perfect. Ray hadn’t entered the game yet.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

but it’s retarded that Bautista was in before Ray. And that they’d let a bullpen arm hit.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Jeremy Affeldt can RAKE!

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he shouldn’t have been swinging.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

PITCHING FOR THE FUCKING 7TH INNING

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leaving Ray in: Goofus was right

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s that guy in right—he might be OK.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlos Gomez will become Andres Torres in 10 years

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GOOD THING NATE DOESN'T PLAY EVERY DAY RITE GAYS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Late inning defensive replacement sometimes!

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

good plan!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIND YOU BUT

I’m only gay for Posey. And developing gayness for Huff.

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wha???

Nate plays every day, just not as a starter.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Ray guy.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

CHRIS RAY MOTHERFUCKKA

LOL RANGERS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

actually…who’s in line for the win in this game right now?

by FPTV on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever pitches best, as according to the official scorer.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methinks it’ll be Ray. Maybe Runzler.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone but Zito. I think they should give it to Ray.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scorer's judgement call

If I was the scorer, I’d say “none of you idiots deserve it” and credit Aubrey Huff with the win.

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT WINNERS!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Chris Ray

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked him already in that he helped get rid of Molina. That he’s actually good is a bonus.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I didn’t expect him to be this good, I’ve been really impressed with him.

Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say....Tyreke Evans.
That just happened.

by darkadun on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s hiding a brain slug underneath his cap.

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say LOLFIRED

But we are on the verge of sweeping a series on the road so….. I dunno

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be awesome if he got fired right now?

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe Sabes got Ray AND Main for Molina.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 3 year extension

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

sheer genius

Like whenever the Giants give away prospects for an old dude…. errm yeah.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually even more surprised with Main after looking up his stats

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

decent k rates

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to draft him back when

been a little disappointing, but if any organization can right the ship, it’s Tidrow’s

by wcw on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

heck yes it can

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we call him "Ray Gun"?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That's pretty bad

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Treacle down?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soon, a King!!

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
Official scorer plans to give win to Runzler if victory holds for Giants. Runzler was summoned and got 2 outs w/bases loaded B4 he got hurt.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it. Dreaminess aside, Ray was better.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfect

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be green

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what this is.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAYMAN!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking Rayman dude

do your research on mid 90’s Genesis games FFS

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't he start

On Playstation, or … maybe 3DO?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn

Imagine if all of my useless knowledge could be replaced with like knowledge of particle physics.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Genesis

you lose

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I spent most of the 90s on a Super NES.

We didn’t have a lot of money. But Super Metroid and Zelda: A Link to the Past made up for it.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super Mario Kart = my elementary school days.

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I stupidly stuck by my Genesis for a couple years, then Chrono Trigger came along and made me realize that I was a fucking idiot for having a random console preference.

But Shadowrun for genesis was awesome

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I held on tightly to my Nintendo Fanboism straight through the gamecube.

Do you have any idea how many quality PS games I missed out on?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t get my first Sony machine until the beginning of this year and it was a PS2 Slim.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve still never personally owned a non-Nintendo system. But I know a playstation 2/3 owner who is very close to my heart.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even closer than that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant's boss?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually lucked out with my first PS2.

My nephews from Atlanta came to stay with us a couple of years ago and left theirs here. Not like they cared, though; they asked their dad to buy another one and he got them another one.

I thought about bringing it home for the summer when I realized I would have wasted my whole summer leveling everyone in Disgaea to 999. I also wish Shadow of the Colossus works more fluidly for me, but beggars can’t be choosers.

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

But the only reason I originally snagged a PS1 was because of the ability to mod and burn games for it.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had a Sony machine. Just a Dreamcast, Xbox, 360, and Wii. And technically, three of those are my brothers’.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, all 3 systems are AMAZING

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks at Wii being used as a cup holder

by chilibean_3 on Jul 8, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pretty much use my Wii for GC games. The only Wii games I’ve played recently:
-Phantom Brave
-Wii Sports Resort (for lulzy bowling)
-Puzzle Kingdoms (because I’m a Puzzle Quest addict, and officially hyped for Puzzle Quest 2)
-Mario Kart Wii

I hear Sin & Punishment is good. Might get that.

Kinda hard looking for a used copy of RE4, though. Was thinking about getting either Baten Kaitos and maybe Pikmin 2. Of course, this all pends on if I can find them.

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are some really good Wii games, but you have to sift through a whole lot of crap to find them.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have yet to play a wii game I thought was fun...

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a five-star player!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been some good ones, just few and far between. I liked No More Heroes, Okami, the new Mario games…I’m sure there have been others.

by chilibean_3 on Jul 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muramasa is a lot of fun. DeBlob isn’t popular but got a great reception. Sakura Wars (if that’s your thing).

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Super Mario Bros
Metroid Prime 3
Super Mario Galaxy
These are a good start.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just bought the first Puzzle Quest after seeing the sequel. I remember getting the demo 3 or whatever years ago, wanting to buy it, then forgetting all about it until now.

by chilibean_3 on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wii

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I do

because I switched after the 64. And I don’t regret it at all

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a Genesis kid growing up. I loved it but there were many SNES games I wish I had.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was how I felt during that console cycle. Yea Vectorman maybe!?

by chilibean_3 on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Shining Force and Phantasy Star series were gold.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played Shining Force 2 on an emulator in college.

In the front room of my suite, while they brought in tours.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t in to those types of games at the time, so it was all platformers, all the time.

by chilibean_3 on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

What were the good console specific platformers at the time?

I’m blanking on the one done by the guys that did Guardian Heroes.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game is so fucking awesome.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the one

God those guys were amazing. Have they been up to anything recently (I haven’t owned a console in like 5 years)

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Treasure is who made it

Recently, they’ve made a few games based on the anime Bleach, Sin & Punishment, and Wario World. They make a lot of shooters.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Ikaruga made me punch a lot of things

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just can’t believe that my random preference almost made me miss the golden age of RPGs.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know why I had all those Sonic games, most of them sucked.

by chilibean_3 on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sonics 1-3 and Sonic & Knuckles were great. All the other ones were mehtastic.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spinball was pretty ok.

by chilibean_3 on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But compared to Super Mario World?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best game ever

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, mario game anyways

Ocarina of time is best game ever

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still can't put down Ocarina of time

it’s fucking amazing, i still can play it on a PC

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is awesommeee

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's games like these, between this and Mario 64

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't make em like that

I love MW2 as much as the next guy, but it sure ain’t the same.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really isn’t, i mean, same here with MW2, and even Halo, but i need to be online playing it, Mario and Zelda? nawww

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played the fuck out of Star Fox 64.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGREE WITH THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I FULLY AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT

I may buy a 3DS just so I can play the fuck out of it some more when I am away from home.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like SMW2: Yoshi’s Island more than SMW.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven't played that one

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nintendo knows (knew) platformers

It’s pretty darn good. But that damn crying Mario was fucking annoying.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mario 64 is the best Mario game ever.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still can't put that game down either

it’s one of those games you can keep playing over and over and over

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

I haven’t played a Mario game since SMW2. I really should get on that.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you're probably right

but I never really played that one much for whatever reason

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like comparing Green Day to the Beatles.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROCK BAND

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green Day: Awesome early stuff, OK mid-career, kind of sad in its current incarnation
Sonic: Ditto

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally reasonable analysis.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green Day: Awesome early stuff, OK mid-career, kind of sad in its current incarnation
Sonic: Ditto

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

say it again!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? That’s crazy!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sonic: Awesome early stuff, OK mid-career, kind of sad in its current incarnation
Green Day: Ditto

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just liked Sonic 1

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Sonic Adventures, although that was Dreamcast.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreamcast was by far my favorite system

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still have mine. My mom bought like, 5 discounted systems to replace it whenever one breaks. So I play Power Stone and Sonic Adventures and Crazy Taxi all the time.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAME!

That was the first system i really played online on. Power stone is fucking awesome, same with SOnic, and Crazy Taxi was fun as fuck

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God, Crazy Taxi.

/fails at Crazy Dashing in arcade

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was a fucking madman driving, but i think it helped me get my license

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without Crazy Taxi there would be no Simpson’s Road Rage.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Dreamcast

My roommate bought one in college so he could burn games for it, and we also turned it into an Atari and NES emulator.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zelda FTMFW

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING AGREE, HOLY SHIT YES

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss those old SNES zeldas

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right?? i only had the SNES for like a few years

moved onto Genesis, and Dreamcast by 99

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL dreamcast

so far ahead of its time and yet so forgotten

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still got it though

the 2k series was the shit, and also Sonic was awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

heck yes

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went into a tournament to win tix to the super bowl

for NFL 2k1 or 2k2, but i was given the Titans or something, and it was fucking awesome, i lost tho

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Randy Moss was almost as good as Tecmo Bo on the Dreamscast…god I miss that system…way too good for its time

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it so was

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I have an excuse then

I was still learning how to read at that point in time.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You chose poorly

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh

you’re my age, a girl, and you like sports?! GET ME OUTTA HERE TROUBLE AHEAD

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

calm down, gurl!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGOMGOMG

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can never remember who here is female and who isn’t.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s a hockey gurl too!!! OMG

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t already know, then you’re not ready to.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither do I

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

+109

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Molina trade keeps getting better and better

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Trevor hoffman needs to retire

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

4 SAVEZ AWAY FROM 600

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

he is so done. It’s painful to watch him

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im still not sure about Ray

Casilla came in too with a high walk rate throwing strikes at first. We saw how that is turning out. I fear the same for Ray, but enjoy it right now

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray and Casilla are both useful fringe guys

trade bait at the deadline, natch. Bautista is DFA material, though.

by wcw on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we can all agree on this, but know it wont happen

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

casilla's line is really making me lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

can you do this every game for every batter please

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

R U A WIZARD?

womp

by geef on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUMBLEDORE LIVES!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put on my robe and wizard hat

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

steals wizard hat and robe

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE YOU GO

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GERALD!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER HOLY SHIT

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HE IS NOT READY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WUT!!!! POSEY WITH OPPOSITE POWER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude is awesome.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeezy Creezy

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

holy fucking shit are you kidding me what the fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDS MORE TIME

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerald Demp again!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG BUSTER POSEY

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

So Posey is pretty good?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

not as good as bengie molina

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

might make it as an infielder

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS CRUSHED

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

guy is on drugs

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Busta-Homaaaaah!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster freaking Posey!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OPPO HRS: 3

RF HRS: 1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry, LF

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should we be worried about that?

But wasn’t flappy’s wrist problem manifest in no pull?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his wrist is fine if he's got enough power to crush oppo HRs

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know

But I get worried about our Buster

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hellooooo

he’s hit 3 HRs in this series. Stop worrying.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or is it 4 now?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SO WURRIED

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did pull one of his HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTED!

"I never think I’m a good player or a bad player. This is what I’m thinking: I can play. And I want to play." - Juan Uribe

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER IS RIDIC

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

why does he have so much opposite field power lol

by ldv on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

jndybbhby%^&&*^HBJnuih&*YYB6*O&Y&*G

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval, remember when you used to hit home runs? That was awesome.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerald

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is back on the "Alex Hinshaw lefty" career plan.

by MadBum on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL what the hell, Buster Posey.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fat

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey gays, I'm worried that Posey doesn't have very good power

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm…maybe he should stick to first base.

/bans himself.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY WILL HAVE NONE OF IT

by Snack on Jul 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

What was Jeff Fletcher saying about Posey slumping?

SUCK IT.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT DJP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLITALY NOT MAKING IT PAST THE 1ST ROUND

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S ok, you can make fun of me being a fan of Armenia in 2 years for the Euro

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Lolita?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does anyone think Buster likes hitting in Milwakee?

I duz…

And I still believe we have underestimated his power. SSS or not

by Artimus Clyde on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

trade him so he can hit there all season

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update

Bengie Molina: .256/.311/.326, 3 HR, 17 RBI, 215 AB
Buster Posey: .336/.375/.528, 6 HR, 20 RBI, 125 AB

This has been your update.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Molina

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm, interesting stats

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have the same 3 numbers in their number of at bats.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this update!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

making me lol irl

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you left out mystical magical clutch game calling veteran skillz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun facts are fun

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are his numbers since molina was traded?

still better than molina’s season total.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

before today, he was batting .500 since the Molina trade.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a large amount of fat weight lifted off posey’s shoulders

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

posey is disappointed with his own performance. what are we going to do with him?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta go to a meeting – enjoy the rest of the game y’all.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Peace

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey with as many HRs as Pablo now

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re making me sad :(

womp

by geef on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and happy at the same time

womp

by geef on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey has single-handedly moved my Pokemonz into first place this week! I almost benched him, too; thank God I’m not Bochy!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ME!!! but he's helped it a lil,

just got offered Willingham for Pablo! HAHAHA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Sabean in your Pokemonz league?

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKIN THE BAD TRADES

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, okay, the Brewers will take Posey for Hart, if you INSIST.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

..but they still demand a low-level throw-in. Maybe this Willoughby character..

by wcw on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

still not ready

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome.

Weird, but awesome.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A’s colors are a little off-putting

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

was trying to stay true to the original

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Substitute orange for the beige.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Posey for Casey Blake? Replace Posey with Santana in that equation, and your name will be Ned Colletti

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

banned

no, seriously

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

8.20 ERA. How the mighty have fallen…

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

makes me wish he’d stayed in san diego.

by FPTV on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d feel even worse if you’d ever met him; he’s by far the nicest ballplayer I’ve ever met in person. Guy made me feel guilty to root against him.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Those pitches to Eli were insanely bad.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ish!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

/travis singles image

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

look up

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s actually down for me but yes

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHI!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa

is now 10-21 pinch hitting. Sweet.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

can i get a

LOLOLOL BREWERS?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You can get 1,000 of those.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THere's a BIG problem, i'm not used to all these runs and hits

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

About Posey detractors

I keep seeing people stating that he isn’t going to hit home runs. Dude is hitting them out to right field. He has power. He is going to be a 30+ HR guy.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Not in SF

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

Remember, most men add bulk in their mid 20’s and Posey is just 23.

by Giant Torture on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone post that owlcroft quote again.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to bring in the RF AT&T fence!

just 15 feet closer would mean like 60 more seats — Buster $$$

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey's Porch

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think it’s better not to expect too much from him – as nuts as he’s been this series with HR, he didn’t hit them like this in the minors and if you make that the expectation, all of a sudden you’re disappointed when he comes back to Earth again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

so Bonds’s 70 hr record may not yet be in jeopardy?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they don't need a trade

Just platoon Ishi and Burrell and DFA Rowand.

by Giant Torture on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi 1b vs righties
Posey 1b vs lefties

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

God the Brewers are awful

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

what if I came here for news??

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE AT 11

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hoffman Pokemonz

Hoffman will never save another game.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

and I'm sure Bochy would love to trade for him

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full of gamery grittyness

by Giant Torture on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did the pokemonz reference to fantasy baseball come from?

by mlb22 on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fact that nobody wants to hear about your Pokemons, or your fantasy team

Your own Pokemon and fantasy players are intensely interesting to YOU, but to nobody else.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks… p.s. random

by mlb22 on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

p.s. random

This should be our tagline!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also like your kids. Only interesting to you.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and your porn collection

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm disagree

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the food crumbs you find in your navel

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERA 8 1/2

Probably should hang em up.

"Buster Posey" anagram = OYSTER PUBES

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, so I took him in our NL only league

not going well.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

b/c the Brewers will never win another game.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Fu Man Chu Bro

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I still kind of wish Ishikawa had gotten more of a shot

But oh well.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still kind of wish Frandsen, Flew, Bowker, Ishikawa had gotten more of a shot

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLew got a shot

That’s the worst part of that situation.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol no

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No to which part?

That he got a shot or that it’s the worst part of the situation?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn't get "a shot" with the giants

just no. He didn’t. “A shot” is what the Jays are giving him. Put him in the lineup and leave him there for more than a month.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had an extended run of starting

The year before last (521 ABs). Last year they dropped him after a slump, which was stupid. But they gave him a shot and he showed what he could do.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

one year is not a shot, I'm sorry.

but whatever. It doesn’t matter. They obviously didn’t value having a guy with a good OBP on their team.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we play the Brewers for the rest of the season?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Weezy coming in?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

have these guys quit on Macha? Is he gonna get shitcanned?

Brewers fans have got to be storming the FO right about now

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember the players in Oakland turned on Macha including Zito.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

i didn’t know that

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

posted by a Brewers fan on another board

The Brewers have developed 2 pitchers in the last 15 years (3 if you think Manny Parra counts). You need five. Every year. They had a chance to trade JJ Hardy for pitching and didn’t. They had a chance at Ted Lilly and took Jeff Suppan. They traded pitchers to acquire Scott Linebrink and Felipe Lopez. They’ve drafted 12 high school pitchers in the first round in team history, and one, Jeff D’Amico, has ever pitched for the Brewers. It’s a catastrophic clusterfuck, and instead of going for cheaper, high upside guys when they inevitably trade fielder and Hart, they’re going to go for lower-risk major league ready (aka, closer to arbitration and free agency, aka much more expensive) guys. They’re fucked. If they stopped, right now, and changed course, they could conceivably compete again in 2012. But they’re going to do what every other dumbass franchise does and do their best to compete right now, ultimately hovering right around .500, far away from access to premium players at the top of the draft, and just as far from making the playoffs.

At least the biggest star in sports isn’t leaving my hometown tonight.

by joe t on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have had no really good draft picks but have gotten a lot of great pitching. IMO, it has to do more with organizational priorities than anything else.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 is a pretty decent pick though

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but you don’t have to be pants-shittingly bad or anything to get #10. The Brewers probably won’t end up too far from there this year.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

but Lincecum only fell even to 10 because the other teams were retarded. And IDK about Bumgarner I guess. I’m not sure what the opinion was on him.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL biggest star in sports

with no rings.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering this earlier in the game, when they were throwing the ball around.

by out machine on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This situation is exactly why I was shocked when the Brewers inked Macha as their managers; I’m not sure what happens behind the scenes, but his players seem to hate him after a spell.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

being out of town for 4 days i feel like i missed a million meme’s

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey

He SHOOPS DA WHOOP.

/Oh wait.

by L-Nova on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

So, that ad-blocking strategy for MLB.tv from that guy at Viva El Birdos is working great for me. So refreshing not to have to hear those deafening, repetitive ads anymore.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DO I DO THIS?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can never get enough of that Yahoo girl…why would I block those annoying ads? And can you send a link to the article about how to block them, in case I change my mind?

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/7/1/1548615/i-hate-mini-soda-how-to-block-ads

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s really simple, especially for Macs.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!!!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of name is Viva El Birdos?

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cardinals fans are almost as insufferable as Dodgers and Yankees fans…almost. I give them a break because there’s a 25% chance that on any given day, their trailers might get taken away by a trailer or blown up by the nearby meth lab ‘experiment’ gone awry

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

errr….twister

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just For Men, it’ll make people think you’re not old and lame.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Excuse me, but are the Giants about to win their fifth straight game?

And complete a four game sweep of the Brewers in the process?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you must be in bizarro Giants land.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No to the former, yes to the latter.

El Person!!!

by El Person on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, is it the jinx thing?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cos' it's DEAF EARS, Baby!

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite Hoffman moments

Randy Winn game saving double vs Hoffman with the fireworks thing going off

by kingofthacove on Jul 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Tony Gwynn Jr’s double on the last day of the season to force a one-game playoff against the Rockies in 2007.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him throwing strikes

by wcw on Jul 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more bright yellow football boots.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, ferinstance.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

From far away it almost looks like he pitches in checkerboard vans.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he would if he could.

by kdl on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay closers in non save situation

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

i was kinda hoping ray would’ve gotten a shot at the save.

by FPTV on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit MLB AT BAT put up the Posey HR, i want to watch it before I have to leave for class.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

this

they’re usually pretty quick. using the iphone app

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 8, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. but i’m just getting Torres HR, Huff HR and Fielder RBI single

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

:(

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have it on mine

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Jul 8, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's awesome

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had the "brown paper bag with eye holes in it" concession in Milwaukee

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

1 down

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk just said Posey will get an escort service to the airport.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk – Posey will have an escort service…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

For all the right reasons

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly a man with inside knowledge regarding the game behind the game

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Jul 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Weeks

but, we get what you mean

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was the point

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless

You were implying physical weakness with an intentional mispelling

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

thehavenot is standing

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

One more out and then we’ll be guaranteed a non-losing road trip.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wait, never mind. I forgot this was an 11 game roadie…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Final series score: 36-7

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Any Buster Bombs in this one?

Or is he in a slump?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

just one today

he’s not pulling his weight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, he's streaky.

I love roller coasters…

/throws up

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAMPLED BY BUFFALO

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol posey scratching his chin hair

by ldv on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweeeeeppppp.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweep!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweeperiffic!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

molinist!!

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweep!

Of the four game variety!

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That

will never get old.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wtf is happening in this one?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vokoun stopped the initial shot, Kovalchuk potted the rebound, and then Keith Ballard got pissed off and meant to hit the post with his stick, but instead accidentally hit Vokoun in the head.

And then it was shopped so Ballard is a jedi.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

I saw the saber but thought it was the D putting the puck in. I was confused

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was big news when it happened because Vokoun was taken off on a stretcher and they had to see if he had a concussion, so I’ve seen the actual clip quite a few times, haha.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

woooow that is bad

I don’t follow hockey much as you can tell :/. Plus for some reason google chrome pees its pants every time there’s gifs in a thread.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

ok I see it in safari. Omg that is awesome.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s killing the goalie with a lightsaber.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This gif ends before that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally see the lightsaber.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 8, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It ends right after the missed shot for me

:(

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey: the new face of the franchise

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ FTW

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done G’s. Off to the capital.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Good series, Giants

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a really satisfying sweep

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

DAN RUNZLER WITH THE WIN!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

he's in for a DL I bet, he hurt his meniscus

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that inning. Did it really look bad? :(

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked awful. couldn’t tell if it was a knee, ankle or hamstring or all of the above.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap. Did he walk off the field by himself at least?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

negative

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 8, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. too bad. makes the win slightly less sweet.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we sure . . .

I suppose they could give it to Ray. I think it is in the scorer’s discretion.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just reporting what Jon said on the radio.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulman said the scorer was leaning towards Runzler.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEEEP

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Congrats on the big call-up to Fresno! Now, try not to have a 7.50 ERA after you make your next start.

by rhys on Jul 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

In a four game series?

wow, it’s been awhile.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Prince Fielder

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The girl in the top left falls over for no reason.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because everyone hates Olivia Munn apparently

The old standard.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Attack of the show!!

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course Cain is the one guy who doesn’t pitch when the Giants’ offense goes off.

It’s ok, he goes up against Washington now…

…with Strasburg pitching.

by kingofthacove on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this one

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was fun

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT LOL BREWERS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

One of my favorite episodes.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 8, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

JohnSheaHey
Sending a message to get past 6 innings; Zito hasn’t done it in 4 starts. @C24lefty Boch pulling him was as much punishment he could give. JohnSheaHey

  

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t deserve the win

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Morris would have gotten through 5 there

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t able to follow the game but looking at the box score, sure doesn’t look like it.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I didn’t think he deserved to get Bautista to relieve him either. :-0

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he couldn’t hold onto a 7-1 lead last start, either.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We came oh so close to hanging an L on Ubaldo.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 8, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Haven’t seen that in years

Nice worf work

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jul 8, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The KNBR replay folks have dropped the ball in the past few days.

by Natto on Jul 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

They are having some trouble getting the right audio on the post game wrap

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Postgame Thread Header:

Giants take 4 days of BP to prepare for Strasburg

by mlb22 on Jul 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Tearfully Board Plane Leaving Milwaukee

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Mr. Sabean

Can you please not overpay for Corey Hart?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 8, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

she's so cute!

how can you not listen!?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 8, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean: Fair Enough

/Signs Dye

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 8, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about San Francisco Giants.
Yahoo_full_count

Manager

174246766_ea2fd78204_small Grant Brisbee

Moderators

Sbzito_small Natto

Fawlty_small WalrusMan

Goofus_small Goofus

Howtheyscoredcat_small howtheyscored

Det_7193_small jponry

Authors

09_small JT Jordan

Small steve S

E6dmccicon_small Every6thDay