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Thirst!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey

/swoon

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t let up

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

should sub for Posey, Huff

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love baseball today.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORPION PIE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BETTER THAN SCORPION CAKE!!

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by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame this thread

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I created the thread before Torres’s AB. Suck it.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Great drawing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Gahddamn, I fucking love Buster Posey.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You ruined it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

And with your own son at the plate. /shakes head

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has to be good for their confidence

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by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s good for mine!

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cursor must be tired

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HOVERING SCORPION SAMMICHES!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Because of this game

The Giants run differential will increase, which means their pythag record will improve, and then they’ll regress towards their improved pythag, and they will finish the season with many more wins than they are on pace for right now!!

STATS!

by snafu on Jul 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Doctor

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAN CRUSH HAS INCREASED IN SIZE

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'LL SAY!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, thought that said “CRASH”.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

man crash?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the giants stop scoring runs

Because I REALLY need to blink

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

why send him back out there against Lincecum?

take all your stars out.

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend in Milwaukee says he heard that the teams are talking right now, and the deal should be finished before the Giants leave town. :/

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( 

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of knowledge would said friend have actual access to? Affiliated with the team?

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by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He knows someone affiliated.

BUT, TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you heard it from a decent source in Milwaukee eh?

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t talk about those things…EVER!

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU TORCHED HIS ASS

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it one of the sausages?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/applause

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chorizo told her.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooooo

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serial?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only Wisconsin source I trust is the Madtown Bomber.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUDY!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madbomb?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read that thread today. It was pretty fucking epic.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we give up Belt or a starting pitcher (from the ML roster, I mean), I’m gonna be pissed. Basically anyone else is fair game— although I’m not super enamored with Hart, I’m also not super enamored with the Giants farm system.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will have to give up quality to get quality

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

the debate is whether Corey Hart is quality

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say yes

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d trade Sanchez for him

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re going to expect Sanchez, and maybe something else.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez plus Main would be good because it’d be basically Sanchez plus Molina

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t even give up Sanchez alone. If they wanted a package of minor leaguers that didn’t include Belt, I’d do that— Neal or Wheeler plus a few others? Maybe Neal+Main?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m thinking.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be hesitant to give up Wheeler so soon.

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler is supposed to be throwing a legit 96~

according to a beat writer for the Greenjackets. He should be untouchable imo.

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather not, not because I’m enamored with Sanchez, but because I think he should be better packaged to trade up.

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For who though? As long as its not Sanchez plus Belt or Neal or a high prospect I think thats around the right talent to expect back

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can have Rowand!

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deal!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is a good pitcher, and we really don’t have anyone to replace him with. Joey Martinez? Wellemeyer? I think that drop in pitching is larger than what we’d gain with Hart in the outfield.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

By about a factor of 12

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it doesn’t look like there’s much [good pitching] in the minor leagues.

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner is looking mighty good to be matched up against most teams 4th starters…yes not sure who’d be 5th though

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I would rather keep a reliable 1-5. Our team survives off our starting pitching. I figured even our FO would realize that and want to keep it intact.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you DO remember which FO you are typing about…

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the past they seemed to have understood the value of keeping our ML starting rotation together,

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What gets me is when our starting pitcher gives up one lousy run, and the offense gets shut out. I’d rather see a guy play every day that has a chance of changing that than get so hung up on a guy who pitches every 5th day. But my attitude could change on any given day.

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by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about having a pitcher every day that can keep you in it?

We saw with Wellemeyer that every 5th day seemed an auto loss where he would give up 4+ runs.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see more runs. One- and two-run games are useless if the team is shut out.

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by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt one person can change all of that around.

And that is what the Giants are talking about. Bringing in one ML player

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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I don’t like to get too excited about a young pitcher till other teams have had a chance to analyze him and adjust to him. Then if the kid can adjust to the adjustment… then… you’ve got something.

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner is looking good, but he’s already at about 100 innings and his previous career high is something like 140. So he has about 60 innings left? I’d rather keep Sanchez to help keep the rotation a strength, especially after Madbum reaches his limit.

by scotterduder on Jul 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My .02$

We here at MCC overvalue Jonathan.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

butcha still need 5 pitchers… I’d rather have Sanchez than Wellemeyer. oooooooh… Wellemeyer AND Rowand in a package dealio!!!

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan has shown himself to be something like a 2.5 WAR pitcher

I think Yeah Joey could probably be a 1-2 WAR pitcher over a full season. That’s not a huge drop.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be. I think it’s much more likely for Jonathan to exceed those numbers than it is for Joey. And I’m not convinced Mr. Martinez can even do that much.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in this line.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've been waiting for Jonathan to exceed his numbers for a while now

Far more likely is that he is who he is.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. But he’s pretty good and has been improving over the last couple years, so there’s still hope he’ll get better. And I just don’t have a lot of hope for any of his potential replacements.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was actually better in 08 than in 09

Sabrmetrically speaking.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabermetrically speaking? Which stat? Unless I’m misreading the tables, he had higher WAR in 2009. Pretty much every stat looks better in 2009.

Also, while his first half of ‘09 was a bit of a disaster, he’s been pretty good since then.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orly?

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=7507&position=P

2008: 2.8 WAR
2009: 2.1 WAR

2008: 4.14 xFIP
2009: 4.19 xFIP

Jonathan “figuring it out” in 2009 was mostly a myth.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. Why are baseball refs numbers different? Are those numbers just for pitching? Also, his K/BB is about the same (more Ks, fewer walks), but he allowed much fewer hits and runs in 2009 over more innings. I’m surprised there would be that much difference in numbers.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think they base their WAR numbers on different stats (IIRC, Fangraphs is based on FIP. I don’t know what bb-ref is based on)

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I didn’t realize WAR wasn’t standard. Are other stats like that, calculated differently by different sources?

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, more Ks more walks.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Joey is going to sniff 2 WAR. And I think Sanchez is more like a 3 WAR pitcher.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

fortunately

I can’t see the Giants doing this in a WIN NOW move. That’s just digging one hole to fill another. And TBH, I like our crappy outfielders a lot better than our crappy 6th starters.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would not mind him on the team.

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by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say Belt and any one of the current starting 5 is too much quality (unless they’d eat the rest of Zito’s contract of course, but we know that ain’t happening).

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVERMIND

Meeting is supposed to happen tomorrow.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Brasz is waiting for the front page McC story on why trading away good young left handed pitching is just silly.

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in the OT thread already!

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by bgunn on Jul 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

pffft… they’d never find it there!

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

The brewers announcers are really taking this in stride. I guess they’ve lost a game by 20 so far this year, I think

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Will I ever get to watch last week's Futurama episode?

I keep assuming the game’s almost over, only to look over and see it’s the 6th inning.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm gonna have to cut out early :/

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

A bit too topical. Some good chuckles in there, but really won’t age well.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Pablo Sandoval just cut in front of the sausage race on purpose.

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison

by Badly Browned on Jul 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WAS HUNGRY ALRIGHT!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

All these rumors about Hart. MAKE THEM STOP.

/covers ears

by Snack on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY: MEETING EXPECTATIONS

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

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by atxgiantsfan on Jul 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I just now logged on to see the score. The team seems to do a lot better this year when I don’t watch or listen to the game, following online seems to be ok though. Holy shit though. Can we save some runs for poor ol’ Matt Cain?

Also, BUSTER IS A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf chorizo always get owned

by kingofthacove on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

RACIST!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not racist....THIS is racist

If they had the border patrol standing in the outfield the Chorizo would move a lil faster

by snafu on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the weenies-Kruk

TWSS

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Italian sausage in the two hole!!!

I saw the video and it happened

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by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk: "I love the weenies"

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

lol just saw that Buster isn’t even listed as a catcher on ESPN’s Giants 40 man roster page…

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/roster/_/name/sf/san-francisco-giants

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

But strangely, it lists Jason Varitek fourteen times.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

BIZARRO WORLD
I like it here.

I left and it was 4-0. I come back to this.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing-through-fastball!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump is giving me a colon cramp.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And on that note, FUCK YOU

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUDGE DOWN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

10!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So delicious.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of this comment

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea hippie

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this game.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy’s FB feeling good tonight!!!

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He bases most of his knowledge on how good a player is on how good the player is in fantasy.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had no idea Lincecum was close to 10 strikeouts.

by Snack on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

amazing how good Tim can pitch when he knows he doesn’t have to be perfect.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I like when Good Timmy comes to visit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy can’t pitch in the heat and humidity!

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

What a game..

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Quality Start!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey, Rowand

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand hitting for Huff?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Schadenfreude hour at Brew Crew Ball
Hey, four grand slammers and the Brewers are right back in this one!

by SRB on Jul 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants have only scored in half the innings, that’s not bad.

by Mykenk on Jul 7, 2010 10:20 PM EDT

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants record in innings so far: 3-1-2.

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit rowand's in

game over

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s the Giants’ Darko Milicic

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

27-3

runs scored this series.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God Rowand didn't start

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Posey should pitch the 9th

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli freaking Whiteside got two hits, but Rowand and Nate? Not so much.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him, too. A lot. But, I can also recognize his limitations.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t even trying to be funny.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet you were anyway!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just that good?

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And funny!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, when you come over, bring some beer.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any preference?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something to go with guac.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I’ll see what I can find

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corn Head!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Those corn hats are made by Trails End Popcorn

For the Boy Scouts of America

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is only 3-1

In terms of ‘Innings Won’.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Posey doesn't start swinging for the fences all the time

Seems like he slumped after the first HR of the season

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He seems fine. Dude has a gap to gap approach and 2 of his last 3 homers have gone to right.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. 5 trips to the plate, 5 times on base.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

15-1?

There’s got to be some bad karma that comes out of this.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the Karmic vengence for hitting Posey in the knee yesterday.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw

That’s revenge from last year.

by fracon on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

which was done for the stupid HR celebration…it all started from that

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

SUCK IT FIELDER

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game is the good karma (we’re due more) we get from all the bad karma we already had.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

good move Bochy you fucking retard

should have done it two innings ago

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HORRIBLE

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Panda

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Pablo

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

the spread is getting cold

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

random scores

WSH 7 SD 6 F
STL 6 COL 3 (B6)
FLA 4 LAD 0 (T2)

by mlb22 on Jul 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

kingofthacove likes this

by kingofthacove on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randomly inthe NL West, scores.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoooo

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m amused that this was supposed to be Posey’s off day to heal from the HBP.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: swing at everything, Pablo

retarded
/pitcher throws 2 hopper, Pablo fans

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey has put the league on notice.

He is gunning for ROTY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

some dude that throws 101 mph is probably going to win it, or that guy that WCW was right on

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should run for POTUS

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell your friend Posey he’s got a funny name.

(First post!)

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what an entrance! Anyone who can quote The West Wing off the top of tiier head is a friend of mine.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d work for his campaign.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

POTUS should run for Posey

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOW ME YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got yer birth certificate right here

/grabs crotch

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

VAPORS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

3rd best

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip will be slurring his words shortly…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Jesus,

Please explain to me on the rare occasions when Rowand comes in with Torres in, WHY DOES TORRES MOVE TO LF!?

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

life is not just or fair

your pal
the jeez

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeezy Creezy

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't call me Jeezy Creezy

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

more range down to the corner?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never question the almighty, you arrogant snot.

/jk

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand doesn’t hit well enough for a corner outfielder.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OLD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s funny but that’s the actual answer.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey All!!

Buster Posey!! Fuck Yeah!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT Y'ALL

just got here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it’s a bit of a head trip.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re in this thing

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL You

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course the one game I miss 90% of is the one where they score 15

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The magic is apparently back inside, sitting comfortably in the living room.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 month worth of runs all in one night!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

usual crap

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAI GUYZ

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SORRY! I was having dinner!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t eaten yet, because I’m sitting here being loyal to my Giants. Starvation will not even stop me.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to the game on the radio during dinner. Do I get my loyalty points back?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you get loyalty points for that.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how my real issue was that you weren’t here. LOL.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Did you miss me? /awaits the “GET A ROOM” comments

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heimy and Lars were keeping me company.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s good!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be nice :(

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Germany?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

so...

if you’re bochy you have to pull lincecum now, right? This was a real good, positive start for him, no sense pushing it further…

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

agree. i think he should have been pulled after the 6th, but the bullpen has been hammered recently.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

You let him pitch the 8th.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like when the youngins are good. We need more good youngins.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

the young pups

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching san jose giants

Where is Surkamp ranked? he looks pretty good. I wish their was a radar gun for this game.

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think some stathead types here think highly of him (including myself).

I expect him to be Scott Barnes’d though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t make me bust jporny out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER PORNY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BARELY KNOW HER

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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like he has decent velocity because he seems to be getting a lot of swing throughs on his FB. His slurvy pitch looks pretty nice too.

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez + Surkamp for Hart?

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Corey Hart.

Why can’t we trade Sanchez for Nick Markakis? :( At least then I’d be excited.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

now this is an idea… Baltimore fans would riot, though.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez for Heyward!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Jonathan's value is not as high as you think it is.

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by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why are we trading him

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

To improve our offense?

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by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart is not an improvement. He’s Shea Hillenbrand all over again.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish

With Hillenbrand we didn’t really give up anything valuable. We’re probably going to have to give up something valuable for Hart.

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just meant in terms of shitty player masked as an All-Star.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calling Hart a shitty player is pushing it. But he’s definitely not a great player.

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we’re trading Sanchez we should try to get someone good, like IDK Willingham.

Nats could use more pitching. Sanchez, + arm or two and throw in Burriss so he can play for his hometown team.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i object

Accardo was looking pretty good when we dealt him. He didn’t turn out, but a lot of that was due to injuries that probably couldn’t have been foreseen.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Corey Hart really accomplish that?

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he keeps his HR/FB up, yes.

Otherwise, no.

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he will keep up a silly high HR/FB playing half his games in AT&T

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point exactly.

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was just expanding on your point :)

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point exactly.

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again

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by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was just expanding on your point :)

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I'm the Brewers I'm sellin

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by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

He’d be pushing out Nate Schierholtz and/or Travis Ishikawa.

Hart represents a significant upgrade over either.

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by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth the downgrade in the rotation?

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a Johnathan Sanchez upgrade

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by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would not be THRILLED about losing Sanchez, of course

I’d rather not. But I think yes, he marginally improves the team when accounting for the loss of Jonathan.

Hopefully, Sabean recognizes that the deal is better done without Jonathan if he wants to win games while he (Sabean) is still under contract.

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by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

disagree

he’s the next Aaron Rowand, but can’t play defense

plus he’s pug ugly

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by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did I say it was high?

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh

When you said we should trade him for Markakis, who would take a lot more than Jonathan…

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by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to cost more than just Jonathan for Hart too. Might as well get somebody who is good and signed long-term.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart will be MUCH MUCH MUCH cheaper to obtain than Markakis

This is silly.

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by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart is only cheap for this year. He won’t be next year. And then he’s a FA.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am speaking in terms of what you would have to trade for him

Hence “to obtain”.

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by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart isn’t even cheap to obtain though.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grrr

“Hart will be MUCH MUCH MUCH cheaper to obtain than Markakis”

That is what I said.

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I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you said, but you have no way of knowing that. The Brewers price is reportedly pretty damn high for Hart thus far and isn’t likely to drop because they don’t have to get rid of him this year. Combine that with his career year and you have someone who is not CHEAP to obtain by any means.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not cheap

But unarguably cheaper than Markakis, who is younger, better, and has a contract through 2015…

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by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trevor Hoffman?

How the mighty have fallen.

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by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hells Bells and such

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we really trading for Corey Hart?

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope not

:(

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by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BCB seems like they’d be pissed if all they got was Sanchez

by kingofthacove on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That they do.

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by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what they said?

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are the pros and cons?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

pros: might get sabean fired
cons: might not

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pro: Susan promoted to GM.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Con: Susan has PTSD, will require many decades of therapy.

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, dear. It’s always the ones who don’t deserve it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can never have too many outfielders.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need more outfielders. We’re only one or two injuries away from having to call up Bowker.

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by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

random fantasy baseball question:

ichiro for wainwright (non-keeper league) — which side wins that trade or is it about even?

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by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wainwright

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by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on circumstances obviously

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by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd also take Wainwright

unless you need steals, obvously

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro, I would think

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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s fair, but it also depends on the rosters and needs, etc.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the advice

the trade was proposed to me— I’ve got wainwright, other guy has ichiro. I could use an outfielder, but I’m not particularly desperate for steals. Mostly, though, my problem at the moment is i’ve got a lot of my top offensive producers on the DL (Victor Martinez, Tulo, one or two more guys who would be starting but aren’t quite as awesome)… Pitching-wise I’m in damn good shape— Wainwright, Jimenez, Strasburg leading my rotation at the moment.

I’m leaning towards rejecting the trade, mostly because I feel like Wainwright is gonna be a big help in five out of six pitching categories (excluding saves, of course), while ichiro is going to a) not hit for much power and b) might not score many runs given the lackluster offense Seattle has compiled around him. Also, I’m just inclined to gamble on my lineup getting healthy in time for the playoffs, somewhat negating my need for Ichiro.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I would keep Wainwright

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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk is drunk

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by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Water is wet.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moth invasion!!!

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Timmy hitting.

BASE HIT

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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY!

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by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY MAD AT BUSTER STEALING SPOTLIGHT

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

*____*

And Buster walked in his last AB?

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

You should probably stay away for the first 7 innings of all games from now on.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will probably miss most of tomorrow’s game!

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMY

LOL HITS FOR EVERYONE!

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by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

every starter has a hit

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

All the starters have hits now.

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by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TOE THE RUBBER IN THE CITY

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

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I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

chances bochy keeps tim in for the cg?

by natey-nate on Jul 7, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

If he walks a batter in the 8th

he will be pulled.

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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot about the dot-to-dot pages.

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy's Hollywood Upstairs Baseball Management and Storm Door Repair School

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by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good for him, he moved upstairs.

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Buster is now hitting .331/.361/.504

And he now has more RBI than Bengie.

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

And HR

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

the giants really miss Bengie right now

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by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gnashing of teeth

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by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 more HRs too.

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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noteworthy

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look for Buster thoughts on his new blog....wait a minute...

Buster is too busy playing, thinking, and living baseball to be involved in a baseball blog…

by inthesquat on Jul 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I actually always thought it was kinda cool that Bengie had a blog.

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by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved hearing about his mom…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I thought it was a nice idea.

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by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreamy.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

is anyone up in the pen?

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoffman is clearly rattled by timmy.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Holliday is a bad man (but nothing like Buster)...

Just hit his second home run. That makes him 4-4 with a single, double and 2 HRs.

Was just wondering, if he failed to touch home on that HR, would be credited with a triple, and thus hit for the cycle?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

no. it’d be a single.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww…

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

not so, it would be a triple

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by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW I'M CONFUSED

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Cain do you really have to ask?

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL there is no contest.

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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prepare yourself for a 14 inning game that ends 1-0.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denny Bautista walks the only batter he faces

when he is brought in with the bases loaded.

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by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheater

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by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

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by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess bork figures timmy needs to go another inning with a 14 run lead just in case.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

2 LOB

WTF BOCHY???

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT SABEAN

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by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWTIE IS CLUELESS

LARRY BAER LOVES CAKE

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORGET STRASBURG AND VOTTO

Buster Posey, ALL-STAR!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow matt holliday is sticking it to the cardinals, but he ain’t even close to buster :D.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Si, to bad the rockies are still going to score 5 runs in the 9th and win.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats up with all these QVC and HSN ads

almost as bad as last years rally killer carrie fisher ads

by kezargiants on Jul 7, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

we get to keep the runs we dont use

as rollover runs, right? we keep 90% of our runs and use 1.5?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jul 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The giants had a series against houstan similiar to this around the same time last year.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap..

Timmy is gonna pitch in the ASG huh?

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by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

this game was abuse

probably

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by Giant Voodoo on Jul 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Lincecum done after 7 IP. He hit for himself in the 8th because Giants already used 3 of their 4 bench guys. And Uribe can’t hold a bat.

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I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t hold a bat? WTF??? Then put him on the freaking DL and call Bowker or Downs up from AAA. Let the dude get some rest until after the ASG.
Ugh.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK ON THE BRIGHTSIDE

When we trade for Hart, we can finally get rid of that dead weight Bowker has been carrying around.

If he is not part of the trade.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Not like anyone will notice amid the offensive gluttony, but great start for Lincecum: 7 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 2 BB, 10 Ks. Just 98 pitches.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT DOMINANT ANYMORE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRICKY PITCHER

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUTIE PIE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BETTER THAN CUTIE CAKE!!

LOL CAIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUTIE CAIN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your newsletter — I must have it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota pitching

IS ANY LEAD SAFE??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

you shouldn’t eat it, its poisonous.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Watch out, everyone. We could have more fireworks. Guillermo Mota on mound, Prince Fielder on deck. Recall your bad blood file…

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota would gun for him

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Went looking for him in the Doyer locker room

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

a fitting theme song for Mota

‘CAUSE YOU’RE THE LOW LIFE OF THE PARTY
BAD BLOOD
BAD BLOOD FOR EVERYBODY
I’M IN CONTROL AND I BELIEVE

SO LIT UP
LIT UP
LIT UP ALL RIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE NATIONAL FTW!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we all get back on topic and continue the discussion regarding Buster’s dreaminess?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes! Let’s bring this meeting to order!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It would have been interesting to see if bautista walked the first hitter he faced on 4 pitches with a 14 run lead.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

so, I think we might pull this one out

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Depends on if bautista pitches in the 9th.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Savvy Sabes

Pass on the Hart deal. Instead, while we play the Nats, talk to Rizzo and work out a deal for Josh Willingham. K thanks.

A deal you should have made last year instead of getting that Garko dude.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I am in this particular line

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOTA SUCKS.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Walkin’

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ho-ho-hokay, Mota. That's enough of that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING IDIOT

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CRUSH THEM!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Shades of dennys

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

rooty tooty fresh and fruity

wait, that’s ihop

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No,

It’s perfectly fine to nibble with a 14 run lead.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's probably ok to pitch underhand

with a 14 run lead

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Mota just turns his back on Eli.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

/gets traded for Hart

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daaamn

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

That’s cool.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has really good stuff. They should show more games on tv so we can put a visual to the actual numbers.

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably nobody else watching

but Surkamp has 8Ks through 3 innings

by superk1ng on Jul 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Crap

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp

8 K thru 3 IP

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

How many K?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and is it Surkamp?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know but it's thru 3 innings

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF MOTA

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

hey does anyone know how Surkamp is doing?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT MOTA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This is retarded

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Grumble.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL nibbling with a 14 run lead

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes Dummy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Now this is the giants baseball I remember

Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison

by Badly Browned on Jul 7, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I am just a heartless bitch, but I don’t really feel sorry for the players’ wives. Maybe the kids.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel sorry for Corey Hart’s wife’s face

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe he’s even married.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

cavewoman

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s facts like this that make me wonder what I’m doing wrong.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make more money next go around

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

O HAI!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of money?

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Lots compared to some. Not exactly a baseball player’s salary.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must make $18 m per year to ride this ride.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

In that case, I’ll pass. =p

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m holding out for Barry Zito.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a knock on anyone. Im just pessimistic

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What brought that up? I can’t watch the CSN Bay Area feed.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk talking about how hard it is for the wives when there are rumors about a trade.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. Copy that.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can feel it

Not being with your spouse for a majority of the year cant be fun. The millions of dollars can wipe up their tears

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

or CAN it?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

You’re a heartless bitch ;-)

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I actually am, in this instance at least.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catty!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I generally

Can’t feel too bad for people who sleep on piles of money.

I reserve my baseball guilt for underpaid minor leaguers and journeymen.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the ones who don’t even have health insurance.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really fucking pitiful.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really is. I have learned much from Garrett Broshius.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY SO ANGRY?!?!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I’m not. I’m just saying that people make sacrifices every day, and having to move to the next place where your husband’s going to make a crapload of money is pretty low on the list of terrible sacrifices.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

For you.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be honest

That is kinda hot

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The heartless bitch part?

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more like jealousy. LOL.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the hell is mota walking people with a 14 run lead?

by panda revival on Jul 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

HE NEEDS THREE DAYS OF REST IN A ROW TO BE EFFECTIVE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's 36.

He was signed to basically pitch the occasional garbage inning or one batter in a tight spot he has career ownage on.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sick of Mota

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Our suspicions of him being a dodger spy have been confirmed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “Our scorpions…”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone checked on can of corn’s children?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT

CHILDREN OF THE CORN

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

CREAMED CORN'PIONS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY’RE OKAY. I GAVE THEM SOME LEFT OVERS. NO SCORPIONS WERE EATEN.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worked last time

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOTA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 7, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sure this has been asked before but...

Does Corey Hart wear his sunglasses at night?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’t get it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he can, so he can

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota doing his best merkin valdez impression.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh…. Thanks for that visual.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

From Baggs
Wow. CF prospect Darren Ford is in deep trouble. Arrested, charged with theft and false police report. http://bit.ly/db7Uv5

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

and have you SEEN his batting line this year!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Shit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I was all over that hours ago.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL EXCUSE ME!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got home a little bit ago, and I hadn’t heard about it yet so thank-you.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too! And you’re welcome.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when you are absent!

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had bidness to take care of.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no fanshot so no foul. right?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he knows I was just teasing. RIGHT, DJP?

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope so!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to keep a better eye on the prospects.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

It’s the off-season.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying out new career

In case baseball doesn’t work out.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Villalona laughs

Get that weak stuff out of here

by DFARowand on Jul 7, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sucks

but he’s getting replaced by Gary Brown anyways

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 7, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

give him back to the Brewers for Hart

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey guys, it's ok

he’s got an open base to work with

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 7, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ken macha using his setup man and closer to keep the game close.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes a 10 pitch 123 inning

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a tough prediction.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody else look at Rowand’s batting stance and just want to run up and kick him in the ass… or is that just me?

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork see’s the 7 dingerz and 23 rbi’s with “limited play time” and thinks once he gets “hot” the average will be fine.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is not just you.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is definitely not just you.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m usually thinking about his horizontal stance, myself.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

anyone see the leaked picture of ke$ha?

pro tip: you really, really don’t want to see it.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 7, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

two sentence synopsis

Actually, who is this Kesha anyway?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

or what?

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

I’ll have to look up the picture. Something he advised me not to do.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was adding on to your question… who or what is whatever that is… these days you never know.

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, sorry

Pop culture these days just mystifies me. I feel like I’m missing something.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too, I iz old

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not even that old

I just stopped caring.

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by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she’s supposed to be some bargain basement Lady GaGa, or whatever.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what a lady Gaga is… I just figure she’s this generation’s Madonna.

/shrugs

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, it’s not really marketed to me, so I don’t care.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’ basically George Seifert to Madonna’s Walsh

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this analogy.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this line

I really don’t understand her.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's KE$HA, doggone it!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

which wunna deez?

rapping singer
singing rapper

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t look at leaky pictures.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll say.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m probably going to go look at it because I’m CURIOUS now.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooooooooooooooo

you’ll be sorry

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I will try to refrain.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just looked it up because of this, and it re-taught me 2 things.
1. Ke$ha isn’t cute.
2. I don’t care about Ke$ha.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

and also yes

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean this one?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

holy shit

that rules

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

YOU’RE NO PIXIES FAN, BOOOOOO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

she thinks it’s an anti-Pixies shirt

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, she totally does!

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a sec

This Kesha thing … is white?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS IT THE ONE WHERE SHE’S LOOKING ALL BIZARRE AND EDGY??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever stop and think...

what if WE’RE the aliens????

- Her SNL appearance

by Every6thDay on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh you better hurry, according to SFGate: lawn tickets for the local dates of American Idol Live, Toby Keith and Rihanna/Kesha were recently slashed to $10 in the hopes of drawing bigger audiences…

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rowand

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that's pretty bad, even for Rowand

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Adopting Denny Bautista until someone tells me he's already spoken for.

by delorean on Jul 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now the giants pen will try to out do the cardinals feat from last night.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

There is one relief though.

Like they used to say on the more unbiased ESPN of old, “Thankfully, you can’t hit 14-run homers in baseball!”

by L-Nova on Jul 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean

“Triple-A baseball isn’t very good,” Sabean said. “I’m going to tell you that right now. Especially from a pitching standpoint. Anybody who can pitch is in the big leagues.”

by Rowand's Greatness on Jul 7, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OR...

AA

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HUMIDOR

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

just in time

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cardinals pen needs some of this

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE ROCKIES

random 3 run dinger by the rockies, 7-7 now in the 8th :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The cardinals are giving the diamondbacks pen a run for their money.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they turn into pillars of salt.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pillars of suck would be nice. (TWSS?)

by L-Nova on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL Central is bullshit

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

pirates, brewers, cubs LOL FREE WINS.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG FUCKING CARDINALS

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Dexter Fowler.
I hate the Padres
I hate the Cardinals

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

hey

what about the Dodgers? Have you no hate to spare?

by fracon on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will always have plenty of hate for the Dodgers.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always hate you-oo-oo-oo-oo!

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

All hate that isn’t already allocated towards something is always directed to the Dodgers.

by L-Nova on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also hate all those things.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING FUCK ASS

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Timmy’s perma-grin.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

My 8 year old daughter just saw the score

She said “15 to 2? It’s a MIRACLE!”

Poor kid, to be so jaded so young.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Takes after her mom

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did you feed them?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leftovers. And a cookie. You know, to fill in the gaps in their starved bellies.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hurts more when you have optimism.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT EVER GOING TO WIN PARENT OF THE YEAR!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That feels good.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS. Or TWHS.

Whatever floats your boat.

by L-Nova on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OH! WE WON!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ!

THE BUSTER AND TIMMY SHOW!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

: )

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing like a classic.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 HR’s from Buster, 10 K’s from Lincecum… yummy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

We are the anti-cardinals.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

win

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison

by Badly Browned on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Victory.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I will be totally ok with good Affeldt being back.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoo

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Winz!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Its Bob Sapp!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Jul 7, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yaaaay

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa!

I haven’t seen the one with the surrounding crew before

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It got pretty stiff last night.”

Hot.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/fap fap fap

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ENOUGH MONEYS THO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has that whole $6 + million bonus, though.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a fan of this person

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's so hot.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's painfully unfunny though

But everyone gives her a pass because she’s cute.

Her spots on the Daily Show have been awful.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought her first appearance on the Daily Show was pretty funny, though it wasn’t really her doing. I haven’t seen her in anything else, though.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very very unfunny

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish more subject lines were used.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to find a half asian to marry.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every half-asian/white chick I’ve ever known has been beautiful.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND MONEY??????

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, nothing’s wrong with full, I’ve dated half and full but something about those halves….

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hands off my Sister!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find her to be a little obnoxious. Actually I kinda hate everyone on g4.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

D :

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to fit Posey on this somehow

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

No. No one gets taken out.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 7, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PANDA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I like the picture of him in the VAPORS picture better

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a good one.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “LOL” really makes it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

recd

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is really good!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to really hate F.P.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Just starting? That party started along time ago!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but it took me longer to hate him.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jul 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

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Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 7, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

yesss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 7, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 7, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr Rogers is awesome.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

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