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Open Tim Lincecum's Hair Thread

What do we want? A greater than three-run lead!

When do we want it? Now!

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DO THIS THING

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia Question

Cain

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Bwa?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Giants Dingerz pls

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 7, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

they fucking with the roof? wtf!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread has no thematic coherence.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

But if we get a bigger lead

Wilson can’t get a save

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

he still has something in the tank!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

sand and milk

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

PITHY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WE’RE IN THIS THING

by Snack on Jul 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Gar

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

No fair having a tricksy game thread.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent?

I didn’t know he was allowed to do that!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Howie, you sly dog

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S A ROOF!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I do love a good Joel Youngblood story.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump is a big asshole.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Joel Youngblood? Should have gotten Steven Youngblood

by Seasick fish on Jul 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT-AND-RUNSIDES!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

aw yeah.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 7, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Whitey!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Edmonds still plays CF?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He stands in that position, yes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Jul 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I always believed in you Whitey!

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did they play “Sweet Caroline” when Lincecum came to bat?

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The organist has been playing a lot of random things in this series.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

loldrunk

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because good times never felt so good? And he thought they never would?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long hair is girly?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I thought it might be a crack on his hair as well.

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They always want the crowd to sing that at River Cats games. I don’t know why.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJybvepE8M

this was actually pretty cool when I was there :)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum’s dead man stare before the pitch.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

has anyone ever seen lincecum fail a bunt? cause I haven’t

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Jul 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, just saw it

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuhhhhhhhhhhh

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And again

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much guaranteed you’ll see one here

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum has recurring dreams about it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t they not supposed to move the roof mid-inning?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU ROCKIES

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even want to know…

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re down 2-0 right now. Alex is probably referring to yesterday’s game.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, sweet. Thanks.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, throw a fucking pitch. They’re not stealing with the pitcher up.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ve heard about the speed of Whiteside.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m such a nerd, these parks with the retractable roof mesmerize me. It’s just hypnotic when the roof is motion. I have to watch from beginning to end.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus tap-dancing Christ

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for the three run dinger

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Longest bunt attempt I’ve ever seen.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BREWERS!!!!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Brewers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahahahahahaahahahahahhhahahahaah

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BREWERS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

MILOLWAUKEE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

nice.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLincecum

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL LINCECUM NOT HUSTLING.

by Josh L on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Or been running at all.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BREWERS

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL = Brewers

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, whoops. Imagine if that was Bumgarner.

by Seasick fish on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

just wow

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Timmy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

rofl.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA THE LAZY STONER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

/LAUGH TRACK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LINCECUM IS ANOTHER BARRY BONDS= CLUBHOUSE CANCER

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

7 time MVP?

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DA BABE DID IT ON HOT DOGS AND BEERS

NOT BONGS!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the Brewers always this terrible on D?

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Knowing the Giants, it’ll be 1 run.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 outs bases loaded. Crap.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like it’s time for another behind-closed-doors meeting with Bochy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Still faster than Posey

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

How come they’re wearing different unis?

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not aware Posey was a lefty.

womp

by geef on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder he’s always hitting to RF.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh

Just figured it out. Picture is reversed.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAH!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

How do dead guys run so fast?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Andres

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

You know, even with Tim in a jog there, he probably went twice as fast as Molina.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don't bring up Steve Finley

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF man, just drive in a fucking run with the bases loaded and no fucking outs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

There ya go.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually rooting for a GIDP there so the Giants scored at least one run

by nofreetime on Jul 7, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL COREY HART

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CAVEMAN

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not easy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL All-Star

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL HART

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PLUS DEFENDER HUH?1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so happy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU HART

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Jogging stoner

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD THINGS! GOOD THINGS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Hart

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Holy Moley!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEA MOLE

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yah, Sabez! Trade for that dude!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

XD

Yesssss

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey…Feldman?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karlifornia is a hotline vet.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people call me Hardcorey

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you were from Oxnard, you’d be Nardcorey.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for saving my brain from thinking of Corey’s all night until I guessed right.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop making me want citrus.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

First triple of the year

by kingofthacove on Jul 7, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe that loping jog really is just Lincecum’s dead sprint. I know for a fact he’s not one of the fastest guys on the team.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard he was poorly conditioned

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s just inarguable.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wore his sunglasses at night.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

couldn’t see the ball

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart now only worth Rowand

do it Sabes!!!

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Peguero

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's about who I'd give up for Hart

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cory Hart

Plus Defender my ass. Yeah I’m a UZR nerd. Suck it.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HART BROKEN

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Not showing enough Hart!

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HART NOT 'ON'

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH HUFF

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

C H E A T E R

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

boo birds are out

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

auBBrey

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheater

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that's like asking Psyduck not to fuck up

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, 6-4 now with runners at 2nd and 3rd with 1 out. le sigh

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

psst

that’s Corey Hart

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t believe it – no sunglasses.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S DAYTIME, DUH!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sun is clearly out in that picture.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recant my skepticism.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat goes yard here

And that’s 10-1

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He looked awfully small.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

time for a The Bat Bomb

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel for the poor souls over at Brew Crew Ball…You know how it gets here when the Giants get listlessly swept at home

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Four game series, yo.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah? Yay more Brewers!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey 4 games, and the series isn’t over.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This ump thinks that calling balls is for wimps.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh

Strikes.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo me.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOO!!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes me out of the game

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go get ’em next time champ.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Bengie catching for the Brewers now?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully that play helped save us from Corey Hart’s 2nd half collapse.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

C H E A T E R

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster grand slam?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BBurrell

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Cheater

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bust one

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WE MADE THEIR CRAPPY PITCHER LOOK CRAPPY!

HIT A GRANNY BUSTER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, this thread worked like a charm.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/slaps hands

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher’s change music

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The pitching coach asked Macha if he wanted to try something new, and all Macha said was “Give me a Palermo’s….it’s Pizzeria Perfect!”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey, we put Posey higher up in the lineup and he gets put into these situations…who knew.

by CaliforniaBone on Jul 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Capuano, we hold you in our hearts

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris “Salmon of” Capuano

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the beer flows like wine

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey swinging for the damn fences

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER MOTHER FUCKING POSEY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH! SALAMI!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, Posey

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTED

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

JKbezkjb 34kjbvkjbervkjerbv

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SALAME!!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER FUCKING POSEY!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING HELL YESSSSSSSSSS

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

THE DUDE IS LEEEEE FUCKING GIT!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG WHO CALLED IT

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKIN POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTA!!!!!

OMG

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

/farts in Owlcroft’s general direction

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was his mother a hamster?

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did owlcroft say?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just joking, but in this thread he said:

his power factor that of a singles/doubles hitter (with the occasional long ball), not at all notable.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither. I just had one ready.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah.

That’s about what most of us were expecting. Gap power and good OBP.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

From a catcher, that is probably quite valuable.

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS!!!!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Grand salami!

"I wanted to pick a Rockie. But I dislike the Rockies. They're not bona fide." — Jon Miller on the postgame wrap, 7/1/10

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM BUSTER POSEY!!!!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES GERALD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
Still cheering for Kevin Frandsen
John Bowker: One of the 3 best OF's on the Giants roster

by Gobroks on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

THE SAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by deuce deuce on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER SLAM!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER HITS GRAND SLAMS!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OPPOSITE MUTHERFUCKING FIELD

FUCK YOU BRUCE. THE KID CAN PLAY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Boys are icky.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M FIRST

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fucking shit!

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

McC explodes

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
TWSS

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, I’m worried about Posey’s wrist…

by deuce deuce on Jul 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to mention his knee.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention his speed

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy’s I’m worried about Posey in general…

by deuce deuce on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

REC’t

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

has a shotgun

should be Cain

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll work on that

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is back

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster might end up with more HRs than Bengie tonight too

by kingofthacove on Jul 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

wheeeee!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jul 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FALKSDJFA;LKSJFD;ALKHSDGLKDJFS

And to quote my mom again: "Well, that Buster Posey’s hot, isn’t he?"

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but is your mom hot?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your Mom for President

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mom wins.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Buster Posey. That is all.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GET BEHIND ME NERDS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT! STOP CELEBRATING!

POSEY IS A GOOD HITTER FOR A CATCHER, BUT NOT A MIDDLE OF THE ORDER HITTER!!!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't belong here

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good hitter for a relief pitcher too. Toe the rubber.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were wrong

apparently, HE’S A GREAT HITTER FOR A CATCHER

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller Park is my new favorite place.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I got yer pinchrunner right here, Bochy

/grabs crotch
also yer batting Posey 7th and 8th
/grabs crotch again

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

/thrust
/thrust
/thrust

/one more thrust

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch the Giants get shutout tomorrow

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Huff, torres, and posey are actually talented

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey has hit 2 hrs playing first

His catching days are done. bork.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

its the 4th inning.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how good it is!

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster’s grand slam was so epic that Grant tweeted about it.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

mccoveychron
  
BUSTER!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny. This morning on Facebook a post came up for a COL series GDT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Dunn soilo job to RF, third of game, WSH 7 SD 5

by mlb22 on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He soiled himself rounding 2nd?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard to believe that’s his first ever 3 homer game.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When does the Giant’s game start?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

grand salami for posey to RF

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF? Are you in a missle silo?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES I AM

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are my hero, Heimy

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND YOU ARE MINE LARS BARS

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad, right?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it! I’m waiting for Lars to weigh in.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been called worse

Just today, in fact!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaaaaaaat?!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grow up with a name like Lars and it gets rhymed with everything eventually.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larsbucks.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

La Brea Lars Pits

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner, chicken dinner!

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing much

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAMM'S

FROM the land of sky blue waters (Waters)

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got here

But things are looking pretty OK.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER FUCKING DID IT

36 POINTS FOR MY POKEMONZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha my ex girlfriend just sent me the following

(from the mccoven meetup last week) so grant from mccovey chronicles is really cute, but was wearing a ring on his left hand. I had a sad

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This is almost as awesome as Buster’s game tonight.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

How cute is your ex-girlfriend?

by kingofthacove on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s head ’splodes.

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she mixed up Goofus and Grant

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Common mistake

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Huff and Goofus?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Mrs. Goofus

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet your palm is just as cute.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is pretty hot

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And me over here in the eastern half of the nation…damn.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ex

Is quite the cutie, and I think Grant paid her like 20 bucks to say that, she’s pretty pissed I posted this so I may not get confirmation on how much the bribe was for a few days

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Gar!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants

Save some runs for tamarra.

by itlynstalyn on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent's 2nd hit of the inning

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like we’ve all fallen to an alternate universe.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers should be contracted after this series.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ken_Rosenthal
#Brewers, #Giants expected to talk about Hart before SF leaves town. Brewers like J. Sanchez. Remains to be seen if deal can work. #MLB

Just say no

by giants92388 on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

do not want

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for Jonathan, I don't think

But for prospects, I can dig it.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a better RF in Huff

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

slide to 1B and Hart in RF.

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, of course

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell
Torres
Rowand
Nate
Bowker
Huff

NOT WORTH THE PRICE.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart is better than

Rowand, Nate, Bowker.

And Burrell Torres and Huff wouldn’t lose any playing time if Hart came.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE PRICE IS

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Huff isn’t the guy losing at bats in this scenario.

I’m still not into Hart. He’s had like one and a half good seasons in his career.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And an ugly beard

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THINK OF THE HEADLINE WRITERS!

HART LEFT IN SAN FRANCISCO

GIANTS HAVE HART

HART REPLACES GRIT IN OUTFIELD

CAIN IS ABLE

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLINA EATS EMBARCADERO

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUBLICITY STUNT BY GEICO, CAVEMAN PLAYS OF

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We traded for Johnny Damon?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT IT, YOU FUCKS

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK NO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be in this line

But Sanchez still walks too many, and he is not going to be “cheap” anymore. Only 2 more years of arbitration control left too. You’re only losing 1 year of player control in that swap.

With 2011 in mind, I can live with this.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

We are hard on players here. Yet Sanchez is a walk machine who doesn’t win very much, and we all love him. I say get out while we can.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should amend this by saying that I'd rather use Sanchez as a package to trade up

But as a straight up swap, I’m willing to live with this. Not thrilled, but I won’t kill myself over it.

Sanchez + for upgrade is what I’d prefer, though.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We might be dominating the brewers so much that they’ll be forced to trade him for whatever they can get

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this series has actually diminished his trade value

He came into the series with like a 20 game hit streak, and he’s played like shit the whole time.

Go us!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll take Rowand for Hart and like it

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost feel sorry for the Brewers.
/thinks about the Dodgers series
Almost.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I was remembering the Prince Fielder Walkoff HR Revue

Not even close to feeling sorry.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince’s mouth is watering over salami.

Well, I suppose tofu-salami.

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Fielder

I wouldn’t mind dropping an even more crooked number on the scoreboard.

by nataku on Jul 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Posey should hit for the HR cycle.

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I fucking hate them

so yeah.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time we feel sorry for a team, they end up beating us.

See Astros

by kingofthacove on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it, Edgar.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Redgar!

Finally realizes that yes, he is allowed to hit the ball.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

are we watching the right team?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Cracked a beer open for this one (Great White)

finally for a good game instead of a bad one

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

One of my favorites beers

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah

I need to have dayquil more often.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

also grey goose la poire

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

just know whats going on is real

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering for a little bit there

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cracked open an Old English..mmmm tasty for the whole 40 ounces

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is learning to switchhit...

so no prob; may also solve the Middle East problems.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone can, it’s him.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

so why isn't Wheels Whiteside batting second?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

write Schulman, he;ll tell you, and maybe even print your letter!

by mlb22 on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

She looks like a softball player

ahem

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

She looks like she ate the softball.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that there's anything wrong with that

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers fans must fucking hate us after this series so far

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Let 'em.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird how Timmy and Madbum both bat "wrong-handed"

You’d think they wouldn’t want to expose their arms to HBP

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It's weird

but I play hockey “wrong-handed”….so I guess it’s just one of those things.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do some things wrong handed…for instance, I’m right-handed, but I self abuse with a vacuum cleaner hose

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy will now demand that Ish be his personal first baseman

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy will demand a line up that gets runs

/just guessing

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

then why is Whiteside in there?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we could play the Brewers every day

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The new Astros!

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Posey didn’t do the explosion thing when he reached homeplate after his slam.

by deuce deuce on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah I love a good brawl

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted him to calmly walk over to first base punch Fielder in mouth. Then the team could fall down in that starburst pattern.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gives Posey lifetime contract

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is basically the only thing that could make this day better.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it happened, I’d quit my job and move to Cabo. There would be no possible way for my life to match that moment.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to go ahead and quit my job and move to Cabo, anyway. Kthx.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

NINE homeruns in one day for my pokemonz team

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

NINE homeruns in one day for my pokemonz team

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TWICE even!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that make 18 HR?

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Cain was pitching the Giants then the score would be 1-0 Brewers right now.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Please ignore the bad grammar.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

by a walk, passed ball, and a throwing error

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THAT!

HE IS 5!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM 5 AND WHAT IS THIS.

(On a side note, I don’t think I’ve ever used caps this much in MCC. Period.)

by L-Nova on Jul 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINCECUM

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TIMMY YOU'RE NO BUSTER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!!

Oh. Wait.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike zone was pretty inconsistent that AB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike zone was pretty inconsistent that AB this game.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ump wants to help out owners in Ump Fantasy League, gives bad strikezone to try to incite more ejections.

by L-Nova on Jul 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Brewers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well

The Giants scored 7 runs in that inning.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Buster
Buster Posey has the first six-RBI game by a Giants rookie since Rick Parker on 6-8-90 at Atlanta. And it’s just the fourth inning.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

awesomeness.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE ADAM DUNN

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That's one of the dumbest stories

That ever emerged as a criticism of a ball player, IMO.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cannon

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT BUSTER'S DURABILITY AND MUSCULATURE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, f-dot

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

My mom, again: “It’s too bad they can’t use some of those 11 runs for other games.”

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No kidding

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rollover runs!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

O HAI, MRS. MYMCLIFE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars the reverse walrusman?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds, just….gross

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a new sexual position

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YUMMMMAAY

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

smart woman

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day they will determine playoff berths by Pythag differentials....

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

fans only staying for the tubular meat race

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You usually have to pay extra to see one of those.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

or should I say the impossibly large erect tubular meat race

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Too soon?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious but possibly too soon.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

that is fucking hilarious. And terrible.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the score 1-1?

i’m not familiar with that other digit in Giants baseball scores

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

62

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

62

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks again.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

“besides 109”

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

62!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Narveson's ERA

1st Pitch: 5.29
Now: 6.02

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Career ERA?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, just this season.

Which accounts for more than half the IP in his career.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great work, Tim.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the best day of my life.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

STFD

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello Jaymee Sire

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello chaps,

I’m worried about this Lincecum fellow.

Sincerely, very respectfully yours, etc, etc,
speckops

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

“Enclosed, please find the enclosed enclosures.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random tweet from a reporter I follow:
mleewelch
  
Edgar Renteria has more hits than Joe DiMaggio, Willie McCovey, Bill Terry, Yogi Berra, Duke Snider & Arky Vaughn: http://bit.ly/d8uYy

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

this sounds fabricated

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mccovey part is true

Kruk said today on KNBR that Renteria will get some HoF votes

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

many of whom are not alive, unlike Renteria, unfortunately

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah well

DiMaggio spent three years of the prime of his career killing Nazis.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think he was more in the supporting the Nazi killers role… those guys mostly played ball in the service too. Physical Education Instructors and so forth. His final assignment was in Atlantic City.
http://www.baseballinwartime.com/player_biographies/dimaggio_joe.htm

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

that is unbelievably lamer than what I believed before you posted that link.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that. Wouldn’t do to have baseball stars getting blown up. If it makes you feel better, he requested to not get any special treatment.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of them saw combat. I’m pretty sure Ted Williams did. And Bob Feller was reminiscing on the A’s broadcast about a teammate who died at Guadalcanal.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yes. It’s just that many of them got non-combatant assignments.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they’ll put “The Big Kahuna” on the Jon Miller’s HOF plaque.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

In Toronto, we saw him leaving for the ESPN game, he was wearing his hawaiian shirt. All I could think of was “he’s dressed like the bobblehead.”

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey: .325-5-19 in 120 AB, pretty good. :)

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

it would be

if 2 of those 3 stats weren’t retarded

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

keithlaw
  
#notready RT @extrabaggs: Buster Posey has the first six-RBI game by a Giants rookie since Rick Parker… And it’s just the fourth inning.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s hope he doesn’t follow the Rick Parker career path

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Parker…now that’s a name I haven’t heard in years.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does this mean that Keith Law sent a message to Baggs?

/does not tweet

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it means he read baggs tweet, and sent it to everybody that follows him with the comment #notready attached to it.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, thanks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus fucking christ.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Jesus WAS Christ

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is their a sacrilegious limerick in our future?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

day just got worse

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

balls

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some odd reason I always wanted Stairs to play for the Giants.

Still do.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

master of the pinch hit homer

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

tied ML record with that one (Cliff Johnson, 20)

by mlb22 on Jul 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will that guy ever retire?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not until he plays for every MLB team.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the Fathers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in before LoL Cathloic joke.

LOL CATHOLICS!

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

(In before LOL Catholic joke.)

by L-Nova on Jul 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely forgot to eat dinner. I think I’ll mix up some guacamole.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll be right there

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on over! Don’t forget to bring djp4cal and heimy with you.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can come, too. Go ahead and bring PiKA.

Too much?

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering it already sounds like a party that require a lot of rooms, I don’t think it could be too much.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no idea

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a $5 Wal-Mart Take and Bake pizza that was surprisingly good

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap. Now you’ve reminded me that I forgot to feed my kids some dinner. And wouldn’t you know it, we’re out of Eggo Waffles. Now what am I gonna give them?

/will never win parent of the year.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you can find some scorpions

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DELICIOUS SCORPION PIE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scorpion CAKE!

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE > ROCK YOU LIKE A BABY COUGHING

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE CAKE IS THE BABY COUGHING, HEAVE-HO!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve still got the one in a jar out by the trash cans.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve got to have some chicken nuggets or mac ’n cheese in a box somewhere.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain’t got nothin’ but those things for the kids. Too lazy to boil water for them tonight, though (trying to plan a camping trip to Yosemite for this weekend, so I’m a bit distracted).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, I love Yosemite.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We haven’t been since the kids came along. So we’re packing up the tent and braving the bugs. Hopefully, the bears don’t carry off the littlest one.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which campsite?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

North Pines.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend camped right along the river in June, needless to say in the morning the river was running on the high side. Some folks got wet. Last time I was “camping” in Yosemite we stayed in the tents.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The canvas cabin tents would be my preference, but the fella likes to bring out the regular tent and go old-school. We’re right along the river side of the campground. Hopefully we don’t get swept away.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then don’t forget your floaties.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeow! Nothing like camping at Yosemite in July. You, nature and 109,000,000 of your closest friends.
We like to go in December.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, ought to be interesting. It’s not like we’re trying to climb Half Dome or anything. Just putzing around.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bring the seven-layer dip.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to make some dinner but I don’t want to miss any dingerz.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SLID

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, didnt see that play happening

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump wants to get the game over with.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

story of my life with women

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

gawd I miss it so

SIX YEARS ALREADY! WTF

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still laugh at things I forgot about, however it doesn’t feel 6 years old.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ikr

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Pokemonz :(

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart catches that one...........

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Jerry Hairston singles. 1 on, 1 out.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez is always making funny faces

it’s very enduring.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

endearing?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT IS BOTH

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

endearing too

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tourette Syndrome

you could look it up

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed Huff's 1st HR

I’d like another right here

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT PADRES

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lol fake stat

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dustin Hermanson
Matt Herges
Armando Benitez
Tyler Walker
Brad Hennessey

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the name says, “Ma’am, did you know this was in your sink drain?”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many Ecksteins

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still think it’s good for the padres to keep winning… so that they are competitive against the strong dodgers and rockies down the stretch.

by mlb22 on Jul 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home..

Do you guys think Posey is better than Bengie?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh. He’s aight.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!

Read my blog!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Too slow.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d have to see him dodge sausages first.

by scotterduder on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still not faster than Whiteside

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

deficient tits

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the “Have Breakfast/Brunch with the Giants” commercials much more than the “Magic Inside” ones.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

/has fantasy about Matt Cain and waffles

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like breakfast foods. I don’t eat breakfast very often though.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having just stayed at hotels in LA/SD I ate more breakfast this weekend than I had all year.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breakfast for dinner is cool.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do that a lot.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Food is cool.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like breakfast any time. I’d eat it three meals a day, if I could.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy syrup

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats are lucky

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

1B knocks it down, force at second.

2 outs, tying run on 3rd

by kingofthacove on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

i wish the giants were part of the NL Central.

by natey-nate on Jul 7, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Braves could be part of the NL West through 1993 then why not?

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine if the rockies had participated (showed up) in the NL West against Atlanta in 1993…

by mlb22 on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or if the Giants remembered that the season doesn’t end in August, though most other years their win total heading into September would have already won the division.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

’62, ’71, ’87, ’89, ’93, ’97, ’98, ’00, ’02, ’03

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would win 115 games..

If we only played the central.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping this was for the Nats game.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wut

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray Water Buffaloe

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHUPACABRA!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLOOD SUCKER!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys. Just turned on the game.

Buster Posey.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Turn it off! You’re jinxing him!

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck and yes

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not his real name

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geraldine Posey

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A MIDDLE OF THE ORDER HITTER!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster F. Posey, Esq.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and people still worry about Huff in the OF

/rolls eyes

Would Hart have had that?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Case closed!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh c'mon

it’s been play after play.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT LEAST 54 THOUSAND!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN A ROW!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thine eyes decieve you

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart runs and hits like a little girl

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take a little girl

With a .564 SLG

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means nothing

if he continues to remind me of a slow pitch beer league

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE A COUGHING BABY

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Hart is very good.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks prehistoric.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would like to sell you some insurance.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO HOO

PADRES LOSE

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

NATINALS!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum looks amazing.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HOT

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the identical triple-snark.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're predictable

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT.

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M WORRIED

he’s past his prime.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Nats.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Brad Penny Impersonators' Night

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmeh?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Expos win!

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Lookin’ good hippie

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright Natinals

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOO PADRES LOSE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

never seriously thought I’d be scoreboard watching the Padres. just doesn’t feel right.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Dunn either really wanted to beat the Padres or knew I needed a big night on my fantasy team. 3 homers.

by Snack on Jul 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah. Three run jack.

by speckops on Jul 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

When batting second! He is magic

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ replay of Tim running to 1st.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

he ambled his way down there

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loped, I’d say.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hippie

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hustling is for chumps

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul Coffey!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Odds on another Posey HR?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

brb guys powerpuff girls is on

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster Posey is currently the top trending topic in the San Francisco area, above both Lebron James and Lindsey Lohan.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

got sent to jail for 90 days today

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't you know

she’s in jail

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t actually.
 /continues to not care about Lindsay Lohan

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to bookmark lohansgroupie.com

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of the people I follow on twitter are video game journalists.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, she did cause that earthquake.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you pass Lohan in trending topics, you’re doing something right.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Brewer team has a lot of beards.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s like a playoff hockey team

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But watchable.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

we’re 5.5 back in the west?! Losing 7 in a row sucks

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yup.

we were 7.5 back not too long ago

by kezargiants on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looked better

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CALL HIM UP

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Gerald!


Hit another dinger!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

mother of god..

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, childhood flashbacks.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A
Holy crap!
I’d like to take credit for that big inning… It all occurred as I was driving home from school. I considered circling the block a few times, but I was too tired.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m taking credit for Buster, I benched him on my Pokemonz because I figured he’d get a day off with the knee.

by dmunk on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Brewers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Have a night

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Buster know not to go oppo @home? That seems like he’s gonna miss out on a bunch of homers yearly.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Knock 'em off the wall for doubles!

Then we can have Whiteside pinch run.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol brewers

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BREWERS INFIELDERS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It's just one game, guiz.

He’s still not worth the $8 million we’ll be paying him in 4 years.

by Every6thDay on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a 4/4 with 2 homers is worth like 3 mil by itself.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

It’s 11-1. Subtract Posey’s contributions and the Giants are still winning. He’s barley helping the team.

/Cookyman’d
/Vilipheid’d

by Every6thDay on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then it's 5-1

and they probably blow the lead

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

4th hit?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GERALD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster rolls

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER YOU'RE KIDDI..

Oh, single.

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Brewers SS

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo wants a HR here

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HR
Infield Hit
HR
Infield Hit

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

A single?

Send him back down to learn how to GIDP

by DFARowand on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

4-4

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I stepped away from my computer for less than 10 minutes to make guac, and I can’t get caught up with this thread.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Now here i would pinchrun for Posey

srsly

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

put in Ish, good night Irene

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a hittable pitch

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

No RBI for Posey? weak

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread is all wonky for me

do we need a new one?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I have my cursor hovering over “Publish” for when the inning is over.

by Natto on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto, be a dear and start a new thread

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not wearing my glasses

Why are you hoovering the pubic button, Natto?

by Every6thDay on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

shifBUSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.

by atxgiantsfan on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

panda? is that you?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLo

how is there no AC in miler park? Holy shit

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA'S BACK HATERZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

What is Matt Garza doing closing a game?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

How is there no AC there?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Couldn’t get tickets

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP RISING

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GiDP % lowering

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

FS Wisconsin lavishing major praise on Kruk, Kuip and Miller

Calls them “some of the best broadcasters [in baseball].”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just common sense.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 times a week

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I remember when h started doing that again TONIGHT.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he even

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Brewers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT?!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Gar!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Man this is like mlb 10

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

well I may have made 1 or 2 roster modifications

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

VELEZ FOR LONGORIA

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but I did trade somebody for longoria. Forgot who

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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

My starting 8:
Torres, Doumit, Sandoval, Reimold, (modified SS player), Posey, Uribe, Lewis

by Every6thDay on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say this is literally MLB 2010

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL EDGAR

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF IS GOING ON??????

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a bullet

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddam it

Why did Edgar have to hit…

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

there are no other SS options. So get over it.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

After his finger swelling goes down

I’d rather have UUUU there every day of the week.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk trying to make mountain out of molehill

like flogging the freakin Brewers means something cosmic

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hush. The Giants have been awful on the road.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/mutter, mutter

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not able to hear the broadcast so I don’t know what he said exactly, but Buster Posey, at least, is pretty fucking cosmic. One good way to be an offensive star? Hold your own against good pitching and ABSOLUTELY MURDER bad pitching. That’s the Buster plan…for now.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So, who is this team? And can we keep them?

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we please bank these runs and use them in other games?

Please?

Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison

by Badly Browned on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait for the post game wrap when Kruk takes Renteria.

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by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OWLCROFT APPROVES

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by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Andrew "Baggagely", Kruk?

cantz be an accident

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Drunk

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by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

waiter

may i get a doggybag for these runz, please?!?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

When the fuhrer the says we is the master race….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And no Johnathan Sanchez

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE FAT GUYS

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by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FLUKESIDE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Do NL Central teams play less teams outside their division?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Zzzzzzz

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BORING!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELI

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Brewers

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

/giggle

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

poor Matt

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re totally getting shut out tomorrow.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friday, I mean.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to let it slide.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

slide, slide, slippety slide?

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, that’s usually the opposite of what happens when I make a mistake.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU MEEN FRYDAY RITE?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We takin’ it to the Brewers like Edward took it to Bella in book 4!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Would love to see Posey toe the rubber tonight

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Grand Slam & Striking out the side

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

will sex ever replace night baseball?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

gawd I haven't thought of that since my fraternity days

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict we will win this game.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

/Cardinals

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

quiet you!

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is hilarious and a half.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

stat padding

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

PROTECT AND POKE

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by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Protect and Poke?

Sounds like a game to be played with the ladies

by snafu on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we keep this thread forever?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So who is this team and what did they do with the Giants?

I turn the radio on in my car and I about died when I heard it was 11-1. Now I’m home and they scored 2 more lol WOW.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 7, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Posey hit a grand slam!

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard! And a 2 run homer as well, right? I think that’s what I heard. Either way though, he’s our savior.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this week anyways….

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linecum needs to just not swing here

if he strikes out, he strikes out.

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet, Nate will get to play!

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bam Bam!

Good graces again?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

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by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere in Texas Bengie Molina is dealing with the worst case of swap ass ever.

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by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SWAP ASS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that affliction is the reason I do not ride my bicycle to work

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOLD BOND!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar is now #159 in career hits

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 7, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That's somethin'

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

#4 in end of career suck

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re doing to the Brewers what the Brewers did to the Pirates.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

whiteside!!!

and miller park boo birds come out…..

by kezargiants on Jul 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm still stunned that it's 13-1

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

and start tipping change ups?

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or get ass raped by Douglas Murray?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTi9VsDcz1w

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Brewers all know that Sabez is there, and they don’t want to get traded to the Giants. They’re anti-showcasing.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This is your chance Timmy, this is a good place for a homerun

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

13 runs? Posey grand slam? I wish more games were like this.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anything happen when you get this many runs?

Is there a mercy rule? Start playing kickball in the 7th?

by snafu on Jul 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Just stay focused.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corey Hart is going to try to outrun the Italian Sausage

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to the Knickerbocker Rules, there IS one.
8th. The game to consist of twenty-one counts, or aces; but at the conclusion an equal number of hands must be played.

* These original terms are recognizably card-playing jargon. The winner was the first team to score 21 “aces” (now called “runs”, a cricket term), after an equal number of turns at bat or “hands”. This rule, in combination with Rule 15, determined the length of the game in general. The game is now defined to be a certain number of “innings”, another cricket term. In theory, a baseball game could be completed after just one inning, as long as one team scored the requisite 21 runs.

by L-Nova on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

/Bochy gives credit to Renteria for offensive explosion

by DFARowand on Jul 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahha

:(

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know why the Giants scored so many runs tonight

Rowand is on the bench

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

lol not for long

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even the perogies can save the Brewers now

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

CANTALOPE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 7, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TORRES!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WALL POWER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OMG!

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Good lord, this is amazing.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.

by neurofarm on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!?

ANDRESSS

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Like one of those hovering cats!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a certain type of lady over public toilets.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GHOST CAT!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap!

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Just another haha laugher

by ACgiant97 on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Someone is gonna get drilled here soon.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres!

POKEMON!

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my 15 runs

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

your 15 runs?

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by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this would be great if we were playing soccer.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m totally loving this.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHA greatest day ever!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Jul 7, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Id like to see Buster get some rest

For his banged up body

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still only the 6th

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is what amazes me.

"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants sometimes go 2 weeks without scoring this many runs.

by kdl on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

sometimes?

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy the game folks, I’m going home.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys

What the actual fuck is going on…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

you've entered another dimension....

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside scores on a gapper!!!

/Schulman scribbles furiously

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

that ship has sailed

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by nogooddeed on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We must never leave this thread.

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by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally killer

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

JINX

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by satyricrash on Jul 7, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wowsers.
Can we play Milolwaukie every day from now on out?

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by Merope on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to put in the bench players? I say yes.

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by xanthan on Jul 7, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

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