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Does Hart have a hit today?

Or is his streak over?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

JOKE APPROVAL COMMITTEE!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DANGER!!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cites conflict of interest

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

petition to make a TWSS joke

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OVERRULED!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not first!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this game so far.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Update on the fan in Texas.
Josh Lewin reports fan is stabilized, responsive and able to move all extremities.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/claps

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

what happened??

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fell from the upper deck to the lower level.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

how did that happen?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea. My friend just told me that he fell out of the upper deck.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit...

Reaching for a foul ball?

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he fell from the upper deck to the lower deck, i believe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie sat on him?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat me to it

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

was this approved by committee?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone coming?

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S THE SUEDE DENIM SECRET POLICE!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY ARE HERE FOR YOUR UNCOOL NIECE

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAMPAIGN THEME SONG!!

I smell 30 point win!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jello can’t believe his luck.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get him out now

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

watch out Mad Bum! Prince Fielder takes offense really easily!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Trois

sounds sexy

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I just like saying madison bumgarner

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

madison bumgarner

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumga

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

rner

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you're typing

Or do you have one of those whatcha-callit dealies?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re lucky Braun is bad right now

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

0 for my fantasy team

fuck

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MY INTERNET

MadBum is awesome.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wish he wasn't still pitching

there is no reason for this AT ALL. You’re just playing with fire. HES TWENTY YEARS OLD

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t look like he’s laboring, at least.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

I still hate it.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR NOT MADISON, SO YOU DONT KNOW HOW HE FEELS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner has really picked it up here in the last few innings. So composed & calm.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Caption

Torres does have quite the ass.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Braun has had some swings uglier than his t shirt line

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Check out his all-star cast of celebrity models

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

link fail: http://www.remetee.com/

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nickelback drummer! Josh Powell!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf?


YES

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

O HAI

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP integrity of the sport

bring in the video replay!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only skinny girls in wisconsin

true story

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beers and brats!

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like em with a little somethin on em though

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

mo’ cushin fo the pushin!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh always thought that saying was crude

but TBH super skinny girls weird me out

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hold me closer, diamond dancers

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

MADISON!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum is good.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

/standing O

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Good lord, Renteria’s defense is really screwed up right now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GAYS

RENTERIA MADE A PUTOUT!

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws rainbow

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Renteria looks like he’s trying out for the role of Alex Smith in 2007.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not believe he got the committee’s approval

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have an uncle?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DO

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

has he seen the little mermaid?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Round of applause for FFFFF.

Even if he shouldna been pitching this inning.

by Duelling Brandos on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/applauds

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What hurt more?

Zito’s spring training bean ball or Madbum’s eighth inning sleeve wiper?

by inthesquat on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He had some juicy snot rockets tonight

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAD I SON BUM GAR NER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I GARNER MAD SON

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BUM SON MAD GAR NER

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

MADBUM

STANDING-O

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LET HIM GET THE CGSO!

/BORKBORKBORKBORK

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He will go out for the 9th

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no doubt that Bumgarner will pitch the 9th.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

115 pitches

If he comes out for the ninth I will rage

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol he so will though

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, he is

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put away the breakables.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notice the helmet.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

start raging

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum has a 2.86 ERA and a 1.00 WHIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just fangirled at that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

better WHIP and BAA than Strasburg

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

MADBUM NOW DREAMIER THAN DUMB CAIN AND MEEK TIMMY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE HIS BEARD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS WRONG

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU MAKE MADBUM LOOK LIKE RICK RUBIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP MAKING ME WANT TO EAT MADBUM!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUNCH!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not get crazy now!

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNWPS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

,

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wanna play basketball?

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT, but related to this line of thought

A helpful guide to beards!

(Warning: large image is extremely large)

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum

going for the shut out?

by ZoomPauly on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LETTING HIM PITCH THE 9TH YOU FUCKING MORON

GOD DAMIT. WHAT A FUCKING MORON.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Basically, if Bumgarner allows a baserunner he should be taken out

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If that’s the case, then he shouldn’t be going back in.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i guess... bumgarner for offense?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yet no one will be warming up

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo was warming up in the 8th

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really want to keep him in the game..

by Snack on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ROFL Soriano

About to cost me a win

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

the guy is comedy gold

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

PITCH COUNTS ARE DUMB AND FOR DUMMIES

OMG LINCECUM’S VELOCITY CUTIE PIE

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THESE THINGS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi!

Tade for Cliff Lee!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Secret weapon!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift - A

Late but I was listening to the 6th inning on the way home so….

LOL BREWERS DEFENSE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

do you have a note from the office?

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else really confused by Ishi right now?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I am just confused in general

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatcha mean?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BREWERS

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BREWERS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BREWERS DEFENSE AGAIN

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha ha, Brewers.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BREWERS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SIX - NOOOOOOOOO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus.

We should just bunt on every pitch and watch the Brewers throw the game away.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wow

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BREWERS

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

owch

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ow

sub lined

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wondering...

Can we have a doggy bag for some of this delicious Brewer FAIL?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t touch mine! I’m still OM NOM NOMing on it

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see Bumgarner is still pitching.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants are on offense now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

traded 4 hart

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 115 pitches

NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN FIGURINES

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait sending bumgarner out again is just asinine

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

is there any reason to let a 20 year old throw 120-130 pitches in a 6-0 game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you must be from the future

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t have to turn out badly for it to be really fucking stupid.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The result doesn't matter

A 20 year old making his third career start does not need to throw 130 pitches. EVER

by DFARowand on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

prior and wood were both awesome while they were throwing 140 pitches per start

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's 20 years old

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, i remember when i was 20 years old

always anticipating the day i turned 21, fun times dude, remember those days, just 2 years ago?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

came to terms with this

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

25!

cheap car insurance. I cannot wait for that. My insurance is wayyy too expensive.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it that bad right now dude? but true that, 3 more years!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

then there’s weight gain, hair loss and 2 day hangovers to look forward to!

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's pretty bad

I have a newish car that has 260 horsepower. So they assume I’ll get 25 tickets and get in like 15 accidents a year

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, oh boy! and SF Pete? THE HAIR LOSS IS HAPPENING!!!! weight gain? we’ll see… but bondslegend, you don’t drive like a dickhead in ND do you?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

but my car before this was an aveo. So I occasionally like to burn people off at the lights just because I can. Maximas are awesome.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, so you’re a show off!!!!!!! actually i’m thinkin bout getting a truck, i hear the insurance on those things are high

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IDK much about trucks

early 00s maximas ARE about the coolest looking cars there are. Plus trucks get crappy mileage.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i’m a big fan of maxima’s, i got a TSX acura, and love it… but yea, toyota tacoma’s get DECENT mileage

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooohhhh acuras are sweeeeet

can’t argue with a tacoma either. Anything japanese is a plus

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree with this

i mean, dude if it wasn’t an Acura for me, it’d be a Maxima for sure, the sports car works for me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s a stretch to link injuries with abuse, though, and those Cubs teams really were the posterteams for it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it the pitch count or the mechanics?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t Prior using the mechanics he learned from the pitching coach at USC? I seem to recall that his teachings are controversial.

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question.. anybody know?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying that the pitch count abuse created the injuries. And I’ve heard various (and conflicting) arguments about both Prior’s and Wood’s mechanics. So who really knows?

But sometimes, though it never implies causation, correlation does strongly suggest it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, i would really like to read into that whole situation concerning Prior and Wood… because that shit was scary

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

fourth career start

that changes everything

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is just trying not to make the same mistake he made when he took out Posey the other night.

The lesson he learned was: Don’t take these young guys out of the game.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that will be his defense, too

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUST. GO. THE. DISTANCE.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mario music.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Info on fan at arlington

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100706&content_id=12003558&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ow

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would suck so bad

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch, glad he’s ok

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has Schierholtz or Bowker ever looked as good at the plate as Ishi currently does?

I know SSS, but he’s still looking like a helluva hitter right now

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate did look good getting regular ABs before he got “hurt” and hasn’t looked the same since in his sporadic time.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before this SSS he looked like crap (2009)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

just called up Bowker looked pretty good

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRRES

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I was indifferent to sending him out in the 8th

But the 9th? Please tell me you’re kidding Boch

by Josh L on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HEEZ GUNNA GET THE SHUTOUT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRRES

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

KNOW WHAT IM GONNA SAY DJP???

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DURRRR I DON’T KNOW

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUDDUP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAT TRICK ANDRES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone have an opinion on if sending Madbum out for the 9th is a good idea?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hank Schulman thinks it’s a great idea.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MISTA EFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M LIKING THIS, POSEY WITH BASES LOADED?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know, but if you could sneak "poopinator"instead of his name on his jersey I think he would have a better chance

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is loony; flat out nuts

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LEAVE BUSTER ALONE AARON

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Just learning from the other guys.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great AB.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KUIP

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner drives it!

by kaliber on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE OUT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

who was outed?

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by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at Kuip calling Buster Bumgarner.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take the SAC FLY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

raked

poseylicious

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW

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by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA STUPID KUIPER! HE CALLED POSEY BUMGARNER! WHAT A LOONYTARD!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s just drunk.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's the matter with that?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothin!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, that was close.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

thats the OTHER rookie

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurry up with this shit, i need to make dinner

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hurried up with my shit earlier. I should have taken my time.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, not good?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t have a follow up to that because I made it up for a joke. I never hurry my shits. I’m usually in there for like a six minutes minimum.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

fifteen to twenty mins

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 minimum?

Looks like I have some work to do.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL got ya!!!!!

but nice

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at Nate taking pitches!

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, it looks like Nate, but where’s your proof?

by kaliber on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 pitch… oh, there it is.

by kaliber on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off your mound?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone wants to hear the answer to that.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not many ABs, but just in case anyone thought otherwise, Ishikawa has hit better on the road this year.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HOME ROAD ISHIKAWA GARKO PLATOON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

slightly OT

I told my statistician friend about TI’s home road split, and he’s going to use it as an example in the textbook he’s writing. It will be in a chapter about when background information overrules a statistically significant test.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY MOUND!!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that what they were talking about?

listening to radio

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's a radio?

Renteria trotted across the mound between innings

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing that you don’t have to listen to K&K on

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like K&K

but Jon and Dave are very good

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, Dallas Braden is PISSED.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OFF MY MONS VENERIS!!!

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: “The A’s are selling t-shirts off my mound.”

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERLOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

can we call the OT post The Weekly Mermaid?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I support this idea.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about "Getting off the Mound"

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you’ve seen it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They better not send him out after he’s been running the bases for the last twenty minutes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

but what about Bruce Jenkins’s boner?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reaching terrifying levels

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh lord

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

sucked all the blood out of his brain

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolu

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, he’s out of the game!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, wow.

Maybe they just left him in to hit because he’s better than the alternatives.

by kaliber on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/LAUGH TRACK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SAUSAGE COMMERCIAL… HEYYYYY WATCH THE SAUSAGES

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

weeeeeeeeee

Maybe Bumgarner can throw 150 pitches like Edwin Jackson

by DFARowand on Jul 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

JINX

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by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bench!

He’s not going back out, he’s just the best hitter on the team!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Denny Bautista?

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, maybe not so good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as I suspected

He was just working on bunting

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

REASON PREVAILS!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I always felt that including strikeouts of the opposing pitcher in a highlight reel was kind of cheap

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LET US ALL REJOICE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Not so fast, little missy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Standing ovation for Mad Bum!

/stands

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

/ovates

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ovulates

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/inseminates

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/terminates

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

germinates

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sperminates

(thus making up for the last thing)

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/kneels

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is fucking nuts

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

But why now?

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does he bat Mad? and then let him run the bases?

Bochy is like always trying to win the previous game. Through the fucking looking glass with Bruce Bochy.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S JUST SAVING THE BENCH IN CASE THIS GOES INTO EXTRAS!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OIL CAN BAUTISTA

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES YOU FUCKING IDIOT

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

You idiot

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw a strike, ass

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLTISTA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

brilliant

if i enter the game with 6 runs, naturally, i will issue 4 pitch walk.

by ZoomPauly on Jul 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Why this guy, of all guys? Why not Romo? Someone who throws strikes? isn’t this exactly what owlcroft was talking about?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

/LAUGH TRACK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

What do you think Cain was pantomiming there?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s wondering how Bumgarner got run support.

by Snack on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like something to do with fishing.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THE FUCK OUT

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Take him out, take him the fuck out.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

One in the back of the head

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BULLPEN

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jon is so harsh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

What did he say?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just seriously ripping into Bautista.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That’s probably what it means

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The committee DEFINITELY did not approve this.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, what's going on here tonight on the threads....

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ain't got nothin 2 do with THAT.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the …..

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen!

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You see, there’s this famous basketball player that everybody called ‘Magic,’ and he tragically contracted Aids, so that’s why it’s funny!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesn’t actually have AIDS though.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 6, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But have you seen the Little Mermaid?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THEN

AND I MEAN IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BURN.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN A HOT AIR BALLOON!

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it would be pretty tough to get HIV from Magic right now. He actually has no testable traces of the disease in his bloodstream at the moment.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, don’t push it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 straight balls and out

GOOD JOB, FUCKER!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This is all Posey fault..

Bengie would have called for strikes.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Baaaaaad

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol walk rates

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, let’s get rid of Bautista and bring up a SS. (RYAN ROHLINGER)

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

*an SS? A short stop. I don’t know.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were right the first time.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRO NAZI COMMENT

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Bautista

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting (not) method of protesting the umpire's strike zone.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that was bad.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If I wanted a pitcher to walk two straight batters in 8 pitches, I would have just left Bumgarner in.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

what is Damian Moss up to these days?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

i’m a fan

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA BAUTISTA

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HENRY SOSA!?!?!?!?!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently you can't throw at batters

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today’s the last day of his suspension.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Horrific”, says Jon Miller

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

“Total failure,” says David B. Flemming

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, basically.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Eight straight balls for Bautista. And here comes Bruce Bochy. Bad move, Denny. Remember, the Giants will pare back to a 12-man staff soon.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs channeling Goofus

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BROCK BOND=major leaguer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

RYAN ROHLINGER

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cries, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs is Goofus

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMOSEXUALS!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Present!

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What has 8 balls and sucks? Motley Crue?Nope, Denny Bautista!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT YOU DARE HATE MOTLEY CRUE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, they were the best fodder on the wikipedia page for “four piece bands”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard this joke before.

But I can’t remember what the punchline is. Some band with a one armed drummer.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Def Leppard, but he fucked up on two accounts.

They have 9 arms, and they don’t suck.

IRONY MOTHERFUCKER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo showing Bautista how it’s done.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ha!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tossed salad shooter
rimmed shot
rimshot

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inglett

WOLF PACK!

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

These umps want to go home

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

COMCAST

YOUR SHIT, GET IT TOGETHER

womp

by geef on Jul 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Madbum is looking….hobboish.

by pwoper on Jul 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Bautista

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, fuck that.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

One more and we can bring in Wilson for the save

by kingofthacove on Jul 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for that, Denny

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jul 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Good, inflate Denny Bautista’s ERA…he earned that run!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but reliever's ERAs don't matter!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 6, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

shh!

Ginats brass might hear you

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wanted a shutout

meh, whatev

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Win for MadBum!!!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMONEY DOWN THE STRETCH

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOSEXUALS STAND UP

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

//is not at half mast//

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ricky Weeks:

Romophobe

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

CONGRATS PISSED OFF DRIFTER!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Woooooohoooooo

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU MADISON!

doesn’t even sound lolgay

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

what's he saying to the crowd?

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

razz me louder, I can’t hear ya

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Glad to be so wrong about Huff

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Eli and Lincecum are cracking up.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Missed Eli- I have to find this clip and watch again

by vhants on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked the clip I have of it, and it only went on a split second longer, some of which was the graphic transition.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have missed this. What day was this from?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one win in Colorado.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crowd clowns chanting "AAAAUBREEEEEYYYY...."

…so he homered.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, my week is all screwed up with the day off yesterday.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO

I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

hold onto that feeling

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STREETLIGHTS, PEOPLE

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bummed!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: How did he get them to score runs already?

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this one so much

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AGREE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The anti-Bautista! 9 pitches, 9 strikes!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s got pretty good control

too bad about that dingers.exe trojan

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum <3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SAME SS ERROR

SAME RALLY

SAME SCORE!!

CHOREOGRAPHED HOME RUN DANCE

by Fire Sabean on Jul 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Vokoun = Brewers SS

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This is graphic

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is text

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, FP is so stupid

womp

by geef on Jul 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

does he think bum should have pitched the 9th?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“One day he will learn how to finish out a game.”
or something along those lines

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

water is so wet

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FP

Bumgarner needs to learn how to finish games.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Pie for Mad!!

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum sounds like a NASCAR driver

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum’s accent.

/swoon

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. It’s so cute.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the TWANG accent

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The twang is what gets me.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet it does

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, what did I start.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ITALY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FABIO!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK CANNAVARO

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not literally, ass.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUD IT, JERKFACE!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll pass.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shush.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Buster have an accent?

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little bit, he's from Georgia

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

A slight southern drawl.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm, giving me ideas here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/adopts southern accent

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta do it apparently

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s how to get chicks, might as well.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, that was my fault.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh girl

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t call me girl, amigo.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be in trouble if you left me now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The twang is pretty awesome.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hear alot of that out in Ohio

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, sorry Dreamy Dan!

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me no likey.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it, just because i hear it everyday wherever i go in oxford

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate all regional US accents other than my own.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not my fault that they all sound awful.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty much the opposite. Although I haven’t spent enough time in another place for an accent to go from charming to annoying.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love accents. I wish we had more of them.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like almost any other accent in the world. It’s just something about the United States. We’re doin’ it rong.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if xanthan has an accent

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw.

When Nolan Ryan talks about a showboating opponent, and says “That boy is gonna need a bowtie.” It’s much cooler with a Texan accent.

Also hating accents is one step away from hating colloquial words and expressions, which is also a great wrong.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t like the way they sound.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do what now?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, this is an expression that drives me nuts. I have a lot of customers in the south and they all say this.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I say that.

/grew up in the Oklahoman part of California

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably because I talk really fast. I have to make an effort to dial it down a few notches to slow it down. They laugh as they think it’s typical that us cal-ee-for-nuns are in such a hurry.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

those crazy Californians!

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PROVINCIAL CALIFORNIAN!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m replaying his interview just to listen to his accent. And because he’s cute.

Awwww, he’s calling his wife first!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’awwww!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum: Good 'Ole Boy

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Never meanin no harm

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 6, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner should be on Friday Night Lights

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

So Madison has pretty much been better than Timmy so far.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

So basically Bumgarner is an All-star?

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 time Cy Young

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUM 4 FIELDER?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner’s performance so far should allow us to trade Lincecum for a Morneau type bat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mad Bum concluded the interview by saying “…and I just wanted to let everyone know that Magic Johnson having AIDS is hilarious”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FP

Wolf leads the league in walks, but for whatever reason, there was a fire drill at the beginning of the game and the Giants were just swinging at everything

.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

taking pitches is boring

they don’t wannabe the Red Sox

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was an excellent audition for MadBum.

Sabean will turn him into Corey Hart by Thursday. Yup.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would rather give up Sanchez than Bum

By a long shot.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bumgarner’s accent

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Radio?

Yeah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the guy, Huckleberry Hound?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL *SPELLING

*THIS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clicks subject line

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMA CLICK YOU!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I missed most of the game threads.

Edgar Renteria.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I likened him to Alex Smith circa 2007.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shortstopped 8 shutout innings!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner just said that he completely overhauled his slider from last year, like changing the grip and everything.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Madison sounds like Dewey Cox.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That is what happens

When you leave them on the lawn overnight

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP needs to talk faster.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

get him some greenies

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on Jul 6, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH WTF
Peavy left Tuesday’s game with an apparent right arm injury, Scott Merkin of MLB.com reports.

by DFARowand on Jul 6, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

that trade is looking worse and worse everyday

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 6, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know! Another guy named Merkin.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an unfortunate name for that reporter.

Though Richard Merkin would be worse.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MERKIN

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MERKIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL female genitalia cover

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Grown Ups was a

pretty funny movie. It seemed like it was real and just guys hangin out! I recommend it

Likes: SF Giants, NY Jets, Miami Heat, Knicks, Warriors, Syracuse
Dislikes: Dodgers, Lakers, LeBitch, Celtics, Patriots Dolphins, Phins fans
Adoptive Parent of: Travis Ishikawa, best pinch hitter in the MLB

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 6, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait..you like the Knicks AND the Heat?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah long story

from New York so the home town team
My first basketball game was the Heat so I started following them
Then I moved to NV and all they had were Warriors games so I followed them too

Likes: SF Giants, NY Jets, Miami Heat, Knicks, Warriors, Syracuse
Dislikes: Dodgers, Lakers, LeBitch, Celtics, Patriots Dolphins, Phins fans
Adoptive Parent of: Travis Ishikawa, best pinch hitter in the MLB

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 6, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cahill, I'm sure.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random shot of Burrell/Timmy embrace.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

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