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by kaliber on Jul 6, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that inning.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY DJP!!! LOLITALY

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

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by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol pizza?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But pizza is awesome!!

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by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol gelato?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also very tasty.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You keep picking things that are actually good!

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by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gahddammit.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAVE YOU EVEN HAD GELATO CHOP??

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I have. It’s pretty tasty.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET A GELATO!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Hassan Chop?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU

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by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gelato I got in the Campo di Fiori was unbelievably rich and delicious.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously, now bout them dutch? I'm thinkin Germany vs. Dutch?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted Uruguay to win :(

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by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, they looked sloppy today tho

great game regardless

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missing Suarez was huge. Cavani didn’t do shit.

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by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t watch the whole game, but they showed up a little bit toward the end

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desperation Mode.

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by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It almost worked, too.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I know Spain is the favorite still, but man Germany has been playing better than anybody else the whole tournament.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just don’t see how Germany can lose, they’ve been on fire

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a horrible way to play soccer

All the running would just fan the flames

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why they stop, drop, and roll so much.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flop drop and roll!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

1974 redux

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by bgunn on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I’ve been rooting for since USA was bounced. I want Germany to win.

by kaliber on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won't stop until the World Cups over

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know it will continue when the World Cup is over.

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by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, i'll figure out another thing to annoy you with

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. Hooray?

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by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

just wait

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACKS!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres bases loaded, 0 outs, a run in down 5-3 in the 8th… 4 straight singles

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

AVEN SANCTUARY AT THE ZOO

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO SUCH PLACE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Gotta be the butt, Bob”

/newlywed _show

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by bgunn on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free S. Strasburg Jersey

Authentic Washington Nationals Stephen Strasburg Jersey. Details apply

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

eh?

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. mine’s a ballpark makeover for the kids. not nearly as exciting.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Randy Wolf leads the NL in walks and the Giants so far have… zero. Sounds right.

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t see an issue here at all

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our FAIL

> than Wolf’s FAIL.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!!

I see what you did there

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hart 0-3

/Sabean stops answering phone.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Jul 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/Starts dialing like mad after 3 seconds of silence.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clicks subject.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRONG THREAD!!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus you've already mentioned this

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALREADY IN AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THIS WITH SOMEONE, i really don’t care much for Lohan, haha, to me, i couldn’t care less, cool she’s goin to jail, not happy or sad…. arguing with someone who thinks it’s a great thing, that she deserves it

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY HEROIN!!!

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

She got a real lenient sentence on this. She deserves a lot harsher.

by kaliber on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, i just don't care at all about it

saying someone deserves it? Who’s to say that?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

People who don’t have access to the leniency afforded the rich and famous.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just don’t care about someone elses personal life

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actively avoid celebrity news. But I think it’s bullshit that if your famous you get a free pass.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is what it is, money speaks for itself

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

UHH YEA, HELLOOOOOOO

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deserves in the sense that she has fucked up majorly and has absolutely zero genuine contrition.

I don’t care on a personal level, I care that people be treated the same.

by kaliber on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, she fucked up, but to me, it’s more whatever, she’s sent to jail, cool

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCARY

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by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasted talent

Reminds me of Pablo.

So it DOES belong in this thread!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig the new thread smell.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Are there runs in this thread?

womp

by geef on Jul 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

There ARE runs in this thread!

womp

by geef on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww

I posted in the other thread that Corey Hart’s SBNation picture is one of the best there is:

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by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

he looks like someone threw his face into a blender

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by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daniel Nava wins.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even close to as good as Huff's

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always rec'd

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is best

But Hart is top 5/

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by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top five of players who have written manifestos.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inspires run-scoring spree

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like his face caught fire and somebody decided to put it out with a beartrap.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman
  
Gotta luv MadBum. Wolf threw two CBs to strike him out. So MadBum says, “Take this, A-hole,” and Ks Wolf with a CB and slurve.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Copying Miller's riff

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY LEADOFF WALKS FOR THE GIANTS!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

a walk?!

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hump-day

timmy-day?

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum v. Some guy who will throw 7 innings of 5 hit ball.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s please turn this into runz.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, someone just fell from the upper deck to the lower level at the Rangers game.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes. Hope he/she is OK.

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh crap

any word on the person?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t heard anything yet. My friend’s keeping me updated.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schlact said it didn’t look good.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that tweet, too.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow

Hope they’re okay.

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by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy fuck, what?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been taken away from the scene, but no idea if he’s okay or not.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO BUNTING GOD DAMN IT

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

omg walks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Fielder

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The fuck?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

 #Indians and Rangers game is stopped due to a fan falling from the upper deck into the lower level trying to catch a foul ball

by giants92388 on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yikes

hopefully he landed on Bengie

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

WTF IS GOING ON?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

padres tie it on errant throw

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Nats really need to release Errant. He’s lost so many games for them this year.

by morineko on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sucks

Giants have a year where their pitching is fantastically good all over the lineup and the bats are just adaquate enough, and they finish 3rd in the NL west.

The Padres do it and will take the lead in the NL West into the All Star Break.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

C H E A T

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SURPRISED MOLE!

Love it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

How long has Sanchez been doing this hands up thing?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know, but it’s adorable.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it on every inside pitch

Pretty funny.

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I don’t remember him used to be doing it. Seems like a newish thing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLBP

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

2 WALKS IN AN INNING? PINCH ME I’M DREAMING

by Snack on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

i endorse this strategy.

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by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Gerald!

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by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the Randy Wolf I remember from my pokemonz squad.

womp

by geef on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

they were just waiting for me to get here to draw the walks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Underwater Mario music by the organ player.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

S/he played it yesterday too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schooled

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NOES

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Buster no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFF

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE STEAL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Like it

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballsy

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!!!!

(sorta)

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BOO YEAH

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOCKING VROOOOOOM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooof. And then Oooooh.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

And took it easy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOOOMMMMM!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres should get credit for both steals

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

What imaginative way will they not score runs here?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda GIDP

womp

by geef on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats not very imaginative at all

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It won’t be imaginative. It’ll be a DP.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

does it take much imagination to wonder what sort of fail Panda will produce here? probably on first pitch

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE VROOOOOM

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, Pablo, get pissed.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh panda up

i have a bad feeling about this

by chenster on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no, Sandoval….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval double play.

by Snack on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes

Walking to get to Pablo.

Not something we saw last year.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

2009 PLZ

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Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE COMES THE DOUBLE PLAY RIGHT GUYS

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HUGE HUGE HUGE at bat for Pablo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded.

1 out.

Panda.

Ruh Oh.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BASES LOADED

Oh. It’s Pablo.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to laugh in your faces when Sandoval drives a run in.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

....

Well I guess you get to laugh…

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did laugh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But mostly cry, I suppose?

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you catch the breaks. He made contact and benefited from it.

ALSO BASERUNNING PANDA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a baserunning Velez in your crotch!

SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN!

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just finished ironing fabrics for quilt , still 0-0 in the sixth, hmm maybe should go back ironing.

 And Pablo do something dammit.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Brewers.

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by timmeh on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
BREWERS
DEFENSE

womp

by geef on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Rent…Council!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BREWERS

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

We are the luckiest fucking team.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLLLLLLL

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

About time Pablo got a little luck.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL EXCITED KUIP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

well he sure tried his damndest

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Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY US! LOL THEM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU PABLO, wow

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckiest runs ever.

by Snack on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The Brewers cant turn a double play. LOL NICE TRY PABLO

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA

They’re out-giantsing us

by apistat on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Of course! They outFAILed us again!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

The Brewers are a nightmare.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SIX -NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLO HAS SILENCED THE CRITICS!

LOLOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants Way

Scoring by way of fail.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Put the ball in play, Nerds!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

f’in pinch run for panda right now. that was ridiculous

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo sandoval fucking sucks

send him down, let him hit .400, then bring him up when he’s not a piece of shit.

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate you and want you to shut your stupid face

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell em bondslegend

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could say the same thing about you.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

400 lbs?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I’ll take a Warriors fan’s advice on winning.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGREED

I haven’t seen a good warriors team in forever,

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

07?

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

small ball...

i’m over that bullshit, and consistently i’m talking about, they HAD a decent team, but it was handled so poorly.

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know the fans built the team!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They certainly have no experience in watching what winners do.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot of Lakers games on ESPN

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Butler can’t catch a break

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

EDGAR RENTERIA TOOK A PITCH

womp

by geef on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!

and

COUNSELL!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

brewers

renteria-defense,lol

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOL

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

About five seconds before Pablo hit that ball, I called aloud 6-4-3. I was almost right.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

More like 6-FFFFFF!

by kaliber on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

COUNSLELOLOLOLOLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU RENT

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Unproductive out. Of course.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

So guys

Maybe we should actually trade for a shortstop?

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FUCK YOU RENTERIA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Renteria that was useless. 2 pitches and you pop out?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

These teams suck.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, walking Rowand.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent 0-16 on this trip

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i still think this is bad that Pablo couldn’t even avoid the DP there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly

it was an inning double play first pitch hacking. fucking pathetic…

oh wait we got two runs out of it lmao

by chenster on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough call to make

With a very shallow bench. We’re carrying a lot of pitchers, not a good idea to burn a pinch hitter on a position player.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

they play the same position

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am aware.

Doesn’t change the math.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on his way back!

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

IBB to Rowand.

That has to be a first.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand swings at 3 intentional balls

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI SLAM REDUX!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Tsk-tsk.

Edgar was tactically sound, but his body just isn’t doing what he wants it too.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

shut up

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he sucks

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not just flailing

He’s flailing TACTICALLY.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, see above

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the Grand Slam Machine

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

why would you walk rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FORCE AT EVERY PLATE DIDN’T YOU SEE THE GIANTS GAME THE OTHER NIGHT?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have to force Rowand on base he don’t like it.

by Snack on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT A GRANNY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Good God, what a major failure on the part of the Milwaukee scouts.

Also, LAWL Ken Macha.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more comfortable with Ishi at the plate with the bases loaded than I am with Pablo. I can’t believe I’m saying that

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, Renteria, Rowand

…What are “Things that are awful”, Alex?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello, girl in blue

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIKAWA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLO SILENCES THE CRITICS AGAIN!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL BREWERZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s just great baserunning by Panda… nice hit Ishi

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLFLAN

(possibly)

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

how many times can Pablo get lucky in one inning?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BEER MAKERS!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I like aggressive Flannery

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

lol oh man the brewer fans have to be despondent

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fuck. How did Pablo score?

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wheelz, baby

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME OK?!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA POWER

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA BRWERS

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice 2 more

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the failiest rally I've ever seen. Holy shit

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

4 runs!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU EAT THIS EGGROLL!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen enough from the other end not to question it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOL LOL

Sooooooo much fail to go around

by DFARowand on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Shittiest 4-run inning ever.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

now I understand....

sure , Brewer are definitely a contending team.

by ZoomPauly on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo was 5 steps behind that throw

Probably should be responsible for 3 outs this inning.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST ACCEPT THAT SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS HAPPEN

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly I’ve had to accept plenty of bad things.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANKS

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice time for Bumgarner to get his first ML HR.

by kaliber on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

MADBUM

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE THIS THREAD!

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s runs insside!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUMGARNER!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Or since yesterday

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like when we score runs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO MADBUM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wolf must be so pissed

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This is my favorite fucking inning EVER.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

IAWTC

so much lolz

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

MADBUM!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PISSED OFF FUCKING VAGABOND!!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HOBO MOJO!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRBIS!!!!!

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 5 RUNS on 1 HIT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

this inning rules

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFF YEAH!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That Man can Hit!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WOLF FAIL

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH THE BREWEMANITY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Fucking awesome.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MADBUM!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

MADISON MOTHERFUCKING BUMGARNER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

IRATE TRANSIENT!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum up for his 1st MAJOR LEAGUE WIN????

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

dude

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sir

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has to be the luckiest 5 run inning ever.

by Snack on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck off

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yea, it's a whatever at this point

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, agreed.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody call the waaaaaaahmbulance. We’ve got a bleeder.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MADBUMM!!

Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987

by objesguy on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I again ask why anyone would ever walk Aaron Rowand intentionally

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SO MUCH THIS

Even with the error this was the biggest fail of the inning

by DFARowand on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been the second time they would have gotten out of this inning.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGAIN I ASK IF YOU EVEN WATCHED THE GIANTS BEAT THE ROCKIES THE OTHER NIGHT WITH A SIMILAR TACTIC?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

(preemptive “that’s the joke” here)

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you, worse-team-than-the-giants!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we say it again? Craig CounseLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

can't say it enough, actually

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure Counsell is in agony.

He’s got BLANKS on his resume.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This is like that episode of South Park

where both teams try to out-suck eachother

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought this was America!

Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987

by objesguy on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Brewers

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

madbum

1st-rbi,yes

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wolf is going to kill somebody when this game is over

Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987

by objesguy on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

craig counsell

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The manager for ordering the IBB?

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad we're winning

But I like Craig Counsell. I feel like Counsell is what Eckstein would be like if Eckstein weren’t such a rat fink.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Brewers contract fail

“All these old guys had a great year in 2009! Let’s resign ’em!”

2010 rolls around

“Why are these old guys sucking in 2010?”

by morineko on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

come on Bosox , beat those Rays!

by ZoomPauly on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing right about that sentence

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

-1

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF IS GOING ON HERE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are you?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

some RED SUX FAN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please go find a hot air balloon.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm, no

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh. Okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFGuy made a new account.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, so funny when he banned himself

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID HE??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the series, that was it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was self exile to avoid a conflict of interest.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFGuy?

not a red sox fan , just doesn’t like the rays.

by ZoomPauly on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s not to like about the Rays?

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We see that he speaks of himself in third person.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright fellas thats enough

Save them for tomorrow.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
If Bumgarner wins, his teammates have to make it a Gatorade shower. The kid doesn’t turn 21 for 3 1/2 more weeks. (Aug. 1)

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, shaving cream pie.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh nevermind

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a plastic Elvis wig.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of the GWAR look on professional athletes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to figure out what to do with that?

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all

I know exactly what to do with that. But I also enjoy posting on this site. =)

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK IT, underage drinking FTW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF PIKA DOES IT, IT MUST BE LEGAL!

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRAHAM, DON'T LISTEN TO ME IF YOU READ THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS X1000

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Age Has Stopped Minor League players from drinking

Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987

by objesguy on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

if I was buddies with madbum we could totally have our “first beers” together

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drank substantially more prior to my 21st birthday.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Madbum wins, he’s getting more hammered than Lincecum before his first All-Star game.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i totally did not understand that's pretty much what happened until recently

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no

It was “flu-like symptoms”

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain going to tie him up in the hotel room?

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't call me dear please

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh girl

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME.

GIIIIIRL. YOU’RE MY WHOLE WORLD.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me guess, a song?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chi - lites, baby.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Hella old school, though.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happens to us all.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, i didn’t even know

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s surprising that people thirty-some years ago were even sophisticated enough to MAKE music. What with the dragons and witches and gravity not being invented yet.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know of these dragons and witches that you speak of.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

kids

man, be glad you missed the late 70s, when rampaging dragons roamed the US.

It was a scary time to be alive.

Oh, that and the economy sucked. It got so bad that the government had to give Chrysler money.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank GOD i was born in the 80s, i have

no idea how i would’ve survived in the 70s

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget odd/even for gas

That ruled.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are going to get a sequel!

Jerry Brown II: Even more moonbeamier!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR UNCOOL NIECE!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

love the DKs

local ties!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

His comeback will only be impressive ...

If he bangs the Linda Ronstadt of today…I don’t think George Lucas would mind, actually.

by inthesquat on Jul 6, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Five years old, 1977ish, mom is driving around Sacramento during the 1000 degree summer heat looking for a station that even HAD gas, overheating ’68 Mustang.

A MAN SELLING ICE CREAM.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

We had gravity. We had these things called Rolling Stones.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS JUST A METAPHOR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of magical creatures

Beatles.
Who?
Creedence

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention
Magical Mystery tours, magic carpet rides and magic buses

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 6, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Creedence, man, that was groovy.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

so many great bands

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be in trouble if you left me now!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that song.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bow chicka bow wow.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Craig Counsell needs to get the fuck over it already.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I booted a groundball in High School that cost us a game and I still ain’t over it!

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got picked off of first to end a game in high school

Worst feeling ever

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DICK NOSE!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wandered off too far?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It sucked

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

in what turned out to be the last game of one season, I thought I had caught the third out, but it was only the second out, and then I threw it past the third baseman to let in the winning run. had a sad.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hence, lars the wanderer

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

/sigh

There are some things you never get over.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got picked off on a trick play that I knew was coming, but still got picked

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve made mistakes like that in a sporting environment. It feels awful.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

brain cramps FTL!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what you get, Counsell, for looking like a hyperactive squirrel at the plate

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Craig Counsell

Your friend when spiders spin webs on the ceiling.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HEY BREWERS THANKS FOR THE RUNS LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

that 3-hop throw home from just beyond the grass cutout behind 2B by Weeks was epic

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best part of the Magic Inside

It also had Renteria sucking inside.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a Panda double play ball

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a second

Counsell has the coolest stance ever

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d take bernie brewer and Chorizo

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No to Chorizo. I’m holding out for the Bratwurst.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then we can go play with our tomagotchis after watching Titanic for the third time.

by apistat on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magical thread for Bummy is magical

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE

by Yoyo on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course the Padres scored 3 runs in the 8th to tie it.

by kingofthacove on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

mmm… dialup modems

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course the game tying run scored on an error

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift+A

OH HAI GUYS
These Road games always throw me off but 5-0 I shall take it!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ol' hickory throwing a nice game

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
extrabaggs
  
Whoa! Pablo Sandoval wasn’t looking as he jogged onto field and nearly crashed into the racing sausages in full gallop. No, I’m not kidding.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds familiar...

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

didn’t bengie do that a while back?

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm

Doing his best Molina impression?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/buster in bengie’s gear again

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol just caught that

His back was to them.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah, oh Pablo.

by Chro on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW TUBBY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lol italian sausage

drive to win!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

not in south africa, apparently.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s Randall Simon when you need him?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FIELDER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

so, I missed that inning

was that 100% the Brewers saying “here, have some runs.”?

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

109%

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

90

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

With some MADBUM magic

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first two yes

We sorta kinda earned the rest, but it would have been over but for an error.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. Ishi hit once solid, but through a glove. Madbum was the only clean base hit.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!

Smoke on the Water is for Nen only!!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, everyone. If the Dutch win the World Cup, we have to call it honkbal for the next 4 years

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s fine, I think I only say “soccer” once every 4 years anyways.
Like when I say “I don’t like soccer, I’m not watching this.”

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you even know what I’m talking about?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDGAR'S RANGE!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you referring to his kitchen appliance? Because that is the only range he has.

by out machine on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDGAR'S WAFFLE IRON!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

RABBLE RABBLE

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GAR

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Uribe make that play? Does anyone in the Giants’ organization make it?

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

JT Snow!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRANDON FUCKING CRAWFORD

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

CODY FUCKING RANSOM

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Not only does Omar make that play, he styles while he makes it.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literally the best SS I ever saw

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

//shoots ball with a 12 gauge//

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUSTER WUZ SHORTSTOPIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burris

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RENT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RENTERIA'S RANGE

That was done solely to piss off anyone who it pisses off

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HE MADE UP FOR IT!!! SO SHUDDUP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent

Finally does something good.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda grounder fail: ghosts

I just don’t think Panda and Rent would make that up.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough play....

FUCK IT! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

by DFARowand on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

You're a very angry person.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Counselling is available . . .

He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bondslegend

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hairston Jr. thrown out at plate to end top of 9th, still tied 5-5 in washington

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

My me time

is when Renteria is fucking up another play

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m proud of Madison Bumgarner

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed.

Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.

Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.

by beat_la_25 on Jul 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

so are the rest of my pokemonz

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering the level of terror and Foppertism going on around here, this performance is remarkable.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it should be noted that the Giants handled him right.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 walks? Pat Misch wouldn’t have walked three

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nor would Boof!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re Misching the point

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The French are Flopperts

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the angry hobo.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That bobblehead is creepy.

iz no bobbolhed nigh

womp

by geef on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Madbum has been great

but ALOT of line drives right at someone today.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/SAD TROMBONE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And 5K’s.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you

6 shutout innings against a really good lineup in a hitters park.

by DFARowand on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relax

I didn’t say he wasn’t pitching well, just saying he’s been lucky.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, lolstrikezone.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s called baseball

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

91 pitches for Madbum

1 more inning, or not. He is seventeen years old

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Bochy will definitely let him throw another inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, at least one more.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t he on a pitch count?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Zimmerman walkoff home run for Washington

by mlb22 on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

i like that guy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid 4 pm start...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

5pm

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I guess game would be over by now if it was 4 pm

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna have to review this.

How do you get grass stains on top of your shoulder?

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ask your mom!

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that's a toughie.

She’s dead.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouija board!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dear….lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here, you laughing fuckheads.

Mom lost a breast.
Dad wasn’t supportive.
Mom suicided.

Boy, when you shitheads screw up you REALLY screw up.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, sorry dude.

I didn’t really mean anything by it.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not.

Just one of those assumptions that “EVERYBODY loves this joke!”

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess what?

That sucks, and I’m sorry. But on the internet, people say stuff because they don’t know you. That’s kinda how it works.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much THIS, thank you bondslegend

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU!!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got a mother, bonds?

Surte you do.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

say what

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danger, PiKA! Let it go!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no, it's fine, he's obviously confused

and i have good reason to be like this as well, i have a similar story, so i’ll let him go, but this is just the wrong place wrong time for this dude

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, I hate when it does that

So because I don’t know you she’s game?

That’s thin.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Your mom” jokes are NEVER literal

I ain't havin' it

by NuschlerFace on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, I do

and if I had a similar experience to yours I’m sure I wouldn’t enjoy people making fun of it online. But, I also wouldn’t bring it up. And if someone made a “your mom” joke, I would know that it’s the internet and they had no way of knowing it would be offensive. So yeah.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, it’s something some people just get offended too much by, i dont blame the dude but i don’t like the fact of the attacking

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people just get offended too much by,

Let THEM decide whether they’re “too offended”.
Dude.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

K, that's it, i can't take this BS anymore

LIsten, i get it, you lost your mom, SO DID I, 2 years ago, Ovarian cancer, and ya know what? it sucked, big time, my dad’s abusive. So i might take jokes differently than you, the momma jokes? DONT FUCKING CARE, so yea, i’m over it, i miss mom a TON, but i’m not gonna keep bitching about it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's entirely up to you.

But I would never be so wrong as to assume how much it should trouble you.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"

by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I DONT CARE, to me, i’m over it, it’s been a few years, and when did she pass? Because i’ve been over it for a while, and came to terms with it, why? YOU MOVE ON, and this is the internet dude. I can’t understand why someone would take THIS much offense to something ON THE INTERNET on a giants forum nonetheless, that’s it, i’m done, peace bud

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

so you’re here to troll.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 6, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not really going to argue. It’s a tasteless joke, you got offended. I apologized.

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should avoid the internet. It’s not really a nice place.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously dude? just dont

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made it easier, actually.

/lets it go

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I was drunk.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

gritty gamerishness, no doubt

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

starts like this...

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mauer homered for the first time in a looooong time

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

well played mauer

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Headline!!!11!11!1!!

PABLOL hits game winning double play!

by poopinator on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird things happen when you put the ball in play. It’s about time Pablo caught a break on one of those.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside beats that out.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside would have had a double

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside hits a homer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie is gone

it’s ok to doubt Whiteside’s talent now

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAITL

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAHH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

K so I missed most of this game..

MadBum = good? Ishi starts again?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Brewers=fail

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo grounds into a 2 run error etc etc Brewers = AA ball

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manly outing for Wolf.

1-2-3 inning after a 41-pitch debacle.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Huzzah!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leather flashing

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Durty could take a page out of Madbum’s book.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

2 pages

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only Sanchez had control

by Snack on Jul 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Texas is up 6-1..

But that’s cus Bengie isn’t playing

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That must mean Cleveland then. No way you have a big special and take a shit on your home town. If he was leaving, he wouldn’t want to say it himself.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude would be better off just staying in Cleveland

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
Yea, pretty much, Bosh + LeBron… still no championship

So… better off how?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t want to see the ESPN Headline of LEBRON OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG NEW YORK!!!! :)

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

so HE wouldn’t be better off, the rest of us would be better off not having to see the endless stories?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, here’s what i’ll say, LeBron should stay in Cleveland because that’s all that city has, forget everything else i said, it was all being sarcastic

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya

I think it will be him and Bosh in Cleveland.

BORING

by DFARowand on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SI report said this afternoon that Bosh ruled out Cleveland

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll believe it when it's for real

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, pretty much, Bosh + LeBron… still no championship

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’ll make a big production about how he loves Cleveland, but….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda already knew this, but ok

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRETT FAVRE, TIM TEBOW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok seriously

This is getting fucking ridiculous

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

with Special Appearances by Brett Favre, Derek Jeter, President Obama…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

An ESPN writer learned through independent sources about a show on ESPN? WTF?

by speckops on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it. I’m always gung ho for turning things into complete circuses

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

A

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on Jul 6, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

just like here

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jul 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking!! Wade and James sign with New Jersey!!!!

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wade and James Hodgman, 13 year old twin sons of Mr. and Mrs. Herschel Hodgman

have signed up for their first checking accounts at New Jersey Federal Bank

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

God play Panda

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

*good

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has the body of a God

too bad it’s Buddha!!
hahahahahahahahaha

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buddha isn't a god.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is to me

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy got Pablo a shirt that said that.
Amusingly, I said the same thing when I heard

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has the body of a historical Chinese figure with millions of followers and believers in his life philosophy

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/whispers

Indian

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although, Chinese Buddha is fat. Indian Buddha is skinny

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 6, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

impressed

one more inning for madbum!

by ZoomPauly on Jul 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, just no

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Dusty

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golf Clap for Madison Bumgarner

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/claps

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So madison has gone 7 innings in each of his first 3 starts

Timmy/Zito/Cain/Sanchez/Madbum

GET US TO THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS PLEASE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree… THE OFFENSE SHOULD HELP US GET TO TH PLAYOFFS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this pitching in a 5 game series would be fun

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they could GET TO A 5 GAME SERIES

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

clever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/SAD TROMBONE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kuip: “LeBron James took a nap this afternoon”

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

and ate breakfast

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

99 pitches for Mad Bum

does he come out for the 8th? I say yes.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fuuck and nooo

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 run lead

what’s the point?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're right

MLB was a bit behind. still. he’s coming out for the 8th.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDLOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

good cut = rotten result

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

for Panda

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLERIA!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

History’s greatest monster

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NADS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the Rowand I love.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

has a body like a god

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

/swings at slider in the dirt.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

why does anyone ever throw Rowand a pitch not in the dirt?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

RYAN ROHLINGER

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BROCK BOND

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brock Bond has awesome hair.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for saying such a great thing about my adopted son

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s is a very nice boy. He signed my baseball, and seemed embarrassed when I congratulated him about the All Star selection. Or maybe I just have that effect on men.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he was very sweet when I met him.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like (adoptive) father like son?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

70 more double plays

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

281 comments for "LOL SCOTT"

I thought it would be more

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I searched for "Buster" the other day

my computer ’sploded

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo, I wanted Bumgarner to maintain the shutout.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on Jul 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He is still pitching

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dusty Borker

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

why the fuck is he still pitching?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He's awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm uncomfortable with it.

But I understand.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

there’s no reason for it

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's your opinion

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need an adult!

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era

by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

late new thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/6/1555844/thread-trois

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at how everyone thought Madison wasn’t coming in for the 8th.

by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did neither thing happen?

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson

by nogooddeed on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh . . .

LINCECUM’S VELOCITY AAAUUGH

Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.

by oldjacket on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What hurt more?

Zito’s spring training beanball or Madbum’s 8th inning sleeve wiper?

by inthesquat on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

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