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Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked that inning.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
lol pizza?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
lol gelato?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Also very tasty.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Gahddammit.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
HAVE YOU EVEN HAD GELATO CHOP??
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yes, I have. It’s pretty tasty.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
GET A GELATO!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Hassan Chop?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The gelato I got in the Campo di Fiori was unbelievably rich and delicious.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
But seriously, now bout them dutch? I'm thinkin Germany vs. Dutch?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yea, they looked sloppy today tho
great game regardless
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I agree. I know Spain is the favorite still, but man Germany has been playing better than anybody else the whole tournament.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i just don’t see how Germany can lose, they’ve been on fire
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That sounds like a horrible way to play soccer
All the running would just fan the flames
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That’s why they stop, drop, and roll so much.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Flop drop and roll!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
1974 redux
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Won't stop until the World Cups over
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nah, i'll figure out another thing to annoy you with
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HACKS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HAVE SEX IN SOME TYPE OF UNUSUAL PLACE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
AVEN SANCTUARY AT THE ZOO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NO SUCH PLACE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Free S. Strasburg Jersey
Authentic Washington Nationals Stephen Strasburg Jersey. Details apply
I ain't havin' it
eh?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
oh. mine’s a ballpark makeover for the kids. not nearly as exciting.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
So Randy Wolf leads the NL in walks and the Giants so far have… zero. Sounds right.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/Starts dialing like mad after 3 seconds of silence.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/clicks subject.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
plus you've already mentioned this
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ALREADY IN AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THIS WITH SOMEONE, i really don’t care much for Lohan, haha, to me, i couldn’t care less, cool she’s goin to jail, not happy or sad…. arguing with someone who thinks it’s a great thing, that she deserves it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YAY HEROIN!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
see, i just don't care at all about it
saying someone deserves it? Who’s to say that?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
People who don’t have access to the leniency afforded the rich and famous.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i just don’t care about someone elses personal life
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I actively avoid celebrity news. But I think it’s bullshit that if your famous you get a free pass.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Deserves in the sense that she has fucked up majorly and has absolutely zero genuine contrition.
I don’t care on a personal level, I care that people be treated the same.
wasted talent
Reminds me of Pablo.
So it DOES belong in this thread!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I dig the new thread smell.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Awww
I posted in the other thread that Corey Hart’s SBNation picture is one of the best there is:

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Daniel Nava wins.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
not even close to as good as Huff's
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Always rec'd
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Best.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff is best
But Hart is top 5/
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Top five of players who have written manifestos.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
he looks like his face caught fire and somebody decided to put it out with a beartrap.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
hankschulman
Gotta luv MadBum. Wolf threw two CBs to strike him out. So MadBum says, “Take this, A-hole,” and Ks Wolf with a CB and slurve.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
YAY LEADOFF WALKS FOR THE GIANTS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lincecum v. Some guy who will throw 7 innings of 5 hit ball.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Holy shit, someone just fell from the upper deck to the lower level at the Rangers game.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
Yikes. Hope he/she is OK.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
oh crap
any word on the person?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I haven’t heard anything yet. My friend’s keeping me updated.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I saw that tweet, too.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow
Hope they’re okay.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
He’s been taken away from the scene, but no idea if he’s okay or not.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The fuck?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
#Indians and Rangers game is stopped due to a fan falling from the upper deck into the lower level trying to catch a foul ball
...
WTF IS GOING ON?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
FFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This sucks
Giants have a year where their pitching is fantastically good all over the lineup and the bats are just adaquate enough, and they finish 3rd in the NL west.
The Padres do it and will take the lead in the NL West into the All Star Break.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
C H E A T
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SURPRISED MOLE!
Love it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How long has Sanchez been doing this hands up thing?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I don’t know, but it’s adorable.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Does it on every inside pitch
Pretty funny.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
But I don’t remember him used to be doing it. Seems like a newish thing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW SCORE SOME RUNS, YOU BUTTWIPES!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
i endorse this strategy.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Underwater Mario music by the organ player.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Schooled
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
DOUBLE STEAL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Ballsy
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
GROUND ATTACK!!!!
(sorta)
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
SHOCKING VROOOOOOM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And took it easy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What imaginative way will they not score runs here?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It won’t be imaginative. It’ll be a DP.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DOUBLE VROOOOOM
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
oh no, Sandoval….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
VROOOOM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
2009 PLZ
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
I’m going to laugh in your faces when Sandoval drives a run in.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
....
Well I guess you get to laugh…
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I did laugh.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes you catch the breaks. He made contact and benefited from it.
ALSO BASERUNNING PANDA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Just finished ironing fabrics for quilt , still 0-0 in the sixth, hmm maybe should go back ironing.
And Pablo do something dammit.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
HAHAHA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BREWERS
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
We are the luckiest fucking team.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
About time Pablo got a little luck.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL EXCITED KUIP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
well he sure tried his damndest
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YAY US! LOL THEM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Of course! They outFAILed us again!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
SIX -NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
awesome
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
PABLO HAS SILENCED THE CRITICS!
LOLOL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The Giants Way
Scoring by way of fail.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
pablo sandoval fucking sucks
send him down, let him hit .400, then bring him up when he’s not a piece of shit.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 6, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
i hate you and want you to shut your stupid face
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I could say the same thing about you.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I’ll take a Warriors fan’s advice on winning.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
AGREED
I haven’t seen a good warriors team in forever,
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
small ball...
i’m over that bullshit, and consistently i’m talking about, they HAD a decent team, but it was handled so poorly.
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
They certainly have no experience in watching what winners do.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
About five seconds before Pablo hit that ball, I called aloud 6-4-3. I was almost right.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
CREAKING BONES DOWN THE NERB, STRETCH
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FUCK YOU RENTERIA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Renteria that was useless. 2 pitches and you pop out?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol, walking Rowand.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rent 0-16 on this trip
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
i still think this is bad that Pablo couldn’t even avoid the DP there
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Tough call to make
With a very shallow bench. We’re carrying a lot of pitchers, not a good idea to burn a pinch hitter on a position player.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
they play the same position
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I am aware.
Doesn’t change the math.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
He’s on his way back!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Rowand swings at 3 intentional balls
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Tsk-tsk.
Edgar was tactically sound, but his body just isn’t doing what he wants it too.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
shut up
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
he hit the ball in the air to the right side, which was tactically sound
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
He's not just flailing
He’s flailing TACTICALLY.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
why would you walk rowand
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FORCE AT EVERY PLATE DIDN’T YOU SEE THE GIANTS GAME THE OTHER NIGHT?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT A GRANNY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Good God, what a major failure on the part of the Milwaukee scouts.
Also, LAWL Ken Macha.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m more comfortable with Ishi at the plate with the bases loaded than I am with Pablo. I can’t believe I’m saying that
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Pablo ran like he was being chased by a ghost!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo, Renteria, Rowand
…What are “Things that are awful”, Alex?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
ISHIKAWA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
yeah
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLO SILENCES THE CRITICS AGAIN!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOLOLOLOL BREWERZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLFLAN
(possibly)
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
jesus christ panda
you lucky piece of shit
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BEER MAKERS!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
I like aggressive Flannery
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME OK?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
PANDA POWER
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHA BRWERS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
This is the failiest rally I've ever seen. Holy shit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
4 runs!
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!
YOU EAT THIS EGGROLL!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seen enough from the other end not to question it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
yo, bumgarner
hit one out
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
Shittiest 4-run inning ever.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Pablo was 5 steps behind that throw
Probably should be responsible for 3 outs this inning.
Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.
JUST ACCEPT THAT SOMETIMES GOOD THINGS HAPPEN
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Certainly I’ve had to accept plenty of bad things.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
MADBUM
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
I like when we score runs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOO MADBUM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL OH MY GOD THE BREWERS
THE BREWERS!
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
This is funnier.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
so much lolz
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
PISSED OFF FUCKING VAGABOND!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
HOBO MOJO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRBIS!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
LOL 5 RUNS on 1 HIT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFF YEAH!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OH THE BREWEMANITY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Jul 6, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HAW HAW HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MADISON MOTHERFUCKING BUMGARNER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IRATE TRANSIENT!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
MadBum up for his 1st MAJOR LEAGUE WIN????
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
dude
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
im still mad at panda for hitting that DP ball
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
fuck off
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yea, it's a whatever at this point
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, agreed.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody call the waaaaaaahmbulance. We’ve got a bleeder.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I again ask why anyone would ever walk Aaron Rowand intentionally
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SO MUCH THIS
Even with the error this was the biggest fail of the inning
That would have been the second time they would have gotten out of this inning.
by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
AGAIN I ASK IF YOU EVEN WATCHED THE GIANTS BEAT THE ROCKIES THE OTHER NIGHT WITH A SIMILAR TACTIC?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
(preemptive “that’s the joke” here)
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
thank you, worse-team-than-the-giants!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
can't say it enough, actually
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Sure Counsell is in agony.
He’s got BLANKS on his resume.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
This is like that episode of South Park
where both teams try to out-suck eachother
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
I thought this was America!

Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987
Wolf is going to kill somebody when this game is over
Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987
craig counsell
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I'm glad we're winning
But I like Craig Counsell. I feel like Counsell is what Eckstein would be like if Eckstein weren’t such a rat fink.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Brewers contract fail
“All these old guys had a great year in 2009! Let’s resign ’em!”
2010 rolls around
“Why are these old guys sucking in 2010?”
Yuck.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
why are you?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
What?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Uh. Okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
SFGuy made a new account.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
haha, so funny when he banned himself
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
DID HE??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
for the series, that was it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
It was self exile to avoid a conflict of interest.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright fellas thats enough
Save them for tomorrow.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
extrabaggs
If Bumgarner wins, his teammates have to make it a Gatorade shower. The kid doesn’t turn 21 for 3 1/2 more weeks. (Aug. 1)
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Also a plastic Elvis wig.

I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not a fan of the GWAR look on professional athletes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
YES.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm...
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Not at all
I know exactly what to do with that. But I also enjoy posting on this site. =)
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK IT, underage drinking FTW
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
GRAHAM, DON'T LISTEN TO ME IF YOU READ THIS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
THIS X1000
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Like Age Has Stopped Minor League players from drinking
Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987
Oh man
if I was buddies with madbum we could totally have our “first beers” together
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I drank substantially more prior to my 21st birthday.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If Madbum wins, he’s getting more hammered than Lincecum before his first All-Star game.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i totally did not understand that's pretty much what happened until recently
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No no
It was “flu-like symptoms”
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Matt Cain going to tie him up in the hotel room?
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh boy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME.
GIIIIIRL. YOU’RE MY WHOLE WORLD.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Chi - lites, baby.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. Hella old school, though.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It happens to us all.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s surprising that people thirty-some years ago were even sophisticated enough to MAKE music. What with the dragons and witches and gravity not being invented yet.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I don’t know of these dragons and witches that you speak of.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
kids
man, be glad you missed the late 70s, when rampaging dragons roamed the US.
It was a scary time to be alive.
Oh, that and the economy sucked. It got so bad that the government had to give Chrysler money.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Thank GOD i was born in the 80s, i have
no idea how i would’ve survived in the 70s
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Don't forget odd/even for gas
That ruled.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We are going to get a sequel!
Jerry Brown II: Even more moonbeamier!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR UNCOOL NIECE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
love the DKs
local ties!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
His comeback will only be impressive ...
If he bangs the Linda Ronstadt of today…I don’t think George Lucas would mind, actually.
Ugh.
Five years old, 1977ish, mom is driving around Sacramento during the 1000 degree summer heat looking for a station that even HAD gas, overheating ’68 Mustang.
A MAN SELLING ICE CREAM.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hey!
We had gravity. We had these things called Rolling Stones.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT WAS JUST A METAPHOR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Lots of magical creatures
Beatles.
Who?
Creedence
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That Creedence, man, that was groovy.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d be in trouble if you left me now!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bow chicka bow wow.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I booted a groundball in High School that cost us a game and I still ain’t over it!
I ain't havin' it
I got picked off of first to end a game in high school
Worst feeling ever
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
DICK NOSE!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
wandered off too far?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
It sucked
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
in what turned out to be the last game of one season, I thought I had caught the third out, but it was only the second out, and then I threw it past the third baseman to let in the winning run. had a sad.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
hence, lars the wanderer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately
/sigh
There are some things you never get over.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I got picked off on a trick play that I knew was coming, but still got picked
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve made mistakes like that in a sporting environment. It feels awful.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
brain cramps FTL!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what you get, Counsell, for looking like a hyperactive squirrel at the plate
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Craig Counsell
Your friend when spiders spin webs on the ceiling.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OH HEY BREWERS THANKS FOR THE RUNS LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
twss
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Best part of the Magic Inside
It also had Renteria sucking inside.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
In a second
Counsell has the coolest stance ever
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No to Chorizo. I’m holding out for the Bratwurst.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 6, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Magical thread for Bummy is magical
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FREE POSEY IS FREE
of course the game tying run scored on an error
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I personally think the picture of Lindsay Lohans fail inspired the Brewers fail
Alcoholics never prosper!
Shift+A
OH HAI GUYS
These Road games always throw me off but 5-0 I shall take it!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
ol' hickory throwing a nice game
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
LOL
extrabaggs
Whoa! Pablo Sandoval wasn’t looking as he jogged onto field and nearly crashed into the racing sausages in full gallop. No, I’m not kidding.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Sounds familiar...

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
didn’t bengie do that a while back?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Hmmmm
Doing his best Molina impression?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
/buster in bengie’s gear again
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
HAW HAW TUBBY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
not in south africa, apparently.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
he won yesterday too. Having a nice series
Sabean gives Wheeler, Neal, and Posey for him
by aaroncallagher on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD FIELDER!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
so, I missed that inning
was that 100% the Brewers saying “here, have some runs.”?
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
109%
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
90
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The first two yes
We sorta kinda earned the rest, but it would have been over but for an error.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Pretty much. Ishi hit once solid, but through a glove. Madbum was the only clean base hit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Okay, everyone. If the Dutch win the World Cup, we have to call it honkbal for the next 4 years
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
That’s fine, I think I only say “soccer” once every 4 years anyways.
Like when I say “I don’t like soccer, I’m not watching this.”
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
EDGAR'S RANGE!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
EDGAR'S WAFFLE IRON!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ole'
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ghosts
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
BRANDON FUCKING CRAWFORD
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Yes
Not only does Omar make that play, he styles while he makes it.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER WUZ SHORTSTOPIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Burris
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL OK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL RENTERIA'S RANGE
That was done solely to piss off anyone who it pisses off
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HE MADE UP FOR IT!!! SO SHUDDUP
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Panda grounder fail: ghosts
I just don’t think Panda and Rent would make that up.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Tough play....
FUCK IT! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Counselling is available . . .
He is the World's Most Annoying Rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Jul 6, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
/bondslegend
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw "Scott hit the double"
and had to double-take
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m proud of Madison Bumgarner
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
agreed.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Considering the level of terror and Foppertism going on around here, this performance is remarkable.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And it should be noted that the Giants handled him right.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Nor would Boof!
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I like the angry hobo.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Madbum has been great
but ALOT of line drives right at someone today.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
And 5K’s.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL you
6 shutout innings against a really good lineup in a hitters park.
91 pitches for Madbum
1 more inning, or not. He is seventeen years old
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
I think Bochy will definitely let him throw another inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh yeah, at least one more.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Isn’t he on a pitch count?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
i like that guy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YAY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yay
pokemonz
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid 4 pm start...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Oh yeah, I guess game would be over by now if it was 4 pm
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I'm gonna have to review this.
How do you get grass stains on top of your shoulder?
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that's a toughie.
She’s dead.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouija board!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Here, you laughing fuckheads.
Mom lost a breast.
Dad wasn’t supportive.
Mom suicided.
Boy, when you shitheads screw up you REALLY screw up.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course not.
Just one of those assumptions that “EVERYBODY loves this joke!”
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
guess what?
That sucks, and I’m sorry. But on the internet, people say stuff because they don’t know you. That’s kinda how it works.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCK YOU!!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Got a mother, bonds?
Surte you do.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Danger, PiKA! Let it go!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No no, it's fine, he's obviously confused
and i have good reason to be like this as well, i have a similar story, so i’ll let him go, but this is just the wrong place wrong time for this dude
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
damn, I hate when it does that
So because I don’t know you she’s game?
That’s thin.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, I do
and if I had a similar experience to yours I’m sure I wouldn’t enjoy people making fun of it online. But, I also wouldn’t bring it up. And if someone made a “your mom” joke, I would know that it’s the internet and they had no way of knowing it would be offensive. So yeah.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yea, it’s something some people just get offended too much by, i dont blame the dude but i don’t like the fact of the attacking
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
some people just get offended too much by,
Let THEM decide whether they’re “too offended”.
Dude.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
K, that's it, i can't take this BS anymore
LIsten, i get it, you lost your mom, SO DID I, 2 years ago, Ovarian cancer, and ya know what? it sucked, big time, my dad’s abusive. So i might take jokes differently than you, the momma jokes? DONT FUCKING CARE, so yea, i’m over it, i miss mom a TON, but i’m not gonna keep bitching about it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That's entirely up to you.
But I would never be so wrong as to assume how much it should trouble you.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT I DONT CARE, to me, i’m over it, it’s been a few years, and when did she pass? Because i’ve been over it for a while, and came to terms with it, why? YOU MOVE ON, and this is the internet dude. I can’t understand why someone would take THIS much offense to something ON THE INTERNET on a giants forum nonetheless, that’s it, i’m done, peace bud
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, maybe in this wondferful ethical evolution MCC is having (on certain days/on certain subjects/with certain mods) that might be addressed.
I know the difference between wrong and right
Don't make no difference in the middle of the night.
- Robert Cray, "Consequences"
by Snakepitbanitsagasbabycanyoudigit on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ok
so you’re here to troll.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I’m not really going to argue. It’s a tasteless joke, you got offended. I apologized.
Mark DeRosa just got the damn surgery.
Made it easier, actually.
/lets it go
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I don’t know, I was drunk.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
gritty gamerishness, no doubt
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
starts like this...

6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Mauer homered for the first time in a looooong time
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
well played mauer
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Headline!!!11!11!1!!
PABLOL hits game winning double play!
Weird things happen when you put the ball in play. It’s about time Pablo caught a break on one of those.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie is gone
it’s ok to doubt Whiteside’s talent now
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BAHH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
K so I missed most of this game..
MadBum = good? Ishi starts again?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Pablo grounds into a 2 run error etc etc Brewers = AA ball
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Manly outing for Wolf.
1-2-3 inning after a 41-pitch debacle.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Huzzah!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Leather flashing
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
Durty could take a page out of Madbum’s book.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So Texas is up 6-1..
But that’s cus Bengie isn’t playing
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
That must mean Cleveland then. No way you have a big special and take a shit on your home town. If he was leaving, he wouldn’t want to say it himself.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
The dude would be better off just staying in Cleveland
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
lol
Yea, pretty much, Bosh + LeBron… still no championship
So… better off how?
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
don’t want to see the ESPN Headline of LEBRON OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG NEW YORK!!!! :)
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
so HE wouldn’t be better off, the rest of us would be better off not having to see the endless stories?
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Ya
I think it will be him and Bosh in Cleveland.
BORING
SI report said this afternoon that Bosh ruled out Cleveland
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
i'll believe it when it's for real
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Maybe he’ll make a big production about how he loves Cleveland, but….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Kinda already knew this, but ok
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ok seriously
This is getting fucking ridiculous
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
with Special Appearances by Brett Favre, Derek Jeter, President Obama…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
and Tiger Woods!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
How dare the President show up on televison
/rolls eyes
Pandafense!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
OH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YAY!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Breaking!! Wade and James sign with New Jersey!!!!
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
Wade and James Hodgman, 13 year old twin sons of Mr. and Mrs. Herschel Hodgman
have signed up for their first checking accounts at New Jersey Federal Bank
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
He has the body of a God
too bad it’s Buddha!!
hahahahahahahahaha
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Buddha isn't a god.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
Timmy got Pablo a shirt that said that.
Amusingly, I said the same thing when I heard
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He has the body of a historical Chinese figure with millions of followers and believers in his life philosophy
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Although, Chinese Buddha is fat. Indian Buddha is skinny
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
No
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah, just no
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
No.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Golf Clap for Madison Bumgarner
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/claps
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
So madison has gone 7 innings in each of his first 3 starts
Timmy/Zito/Cain/Sanchez/Madbum
GET US TO THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS PLEASE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I agree… THE OFFENSE SHOULD HELP US GET TO TH PLAYOFFS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
this pitching in a 5 game series would be fun
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
/SAD TROMBONE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Kuip: “LeBron James took a nap this afternoon”
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
99 pitches for Mad Bum
does he come out for the 8th? I say yes.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
fuuck and nooo
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
5 run lead
what’s the point?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Nah.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
you're right
MLB was a bit behind. still. he’s coming out for the 8th.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLERIA!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL NADS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SCOTT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
That’s the Rowand I love.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
has a body like a god
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming.--Homer Simpson
LOL SCOTT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
how long until Manny Burriss is called up?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
BROCK BOND
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for saying such a great thing about my adopted son
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
He’s is a very nice boy. He signed my baseball, and seemed embarrassed when I congratulated him about the All Star selection. Or maybe I just have that effect on men.
by kdl on Jul 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, he was very sweet when I met him.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
70 more double plays
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
281 comments for "LOL SCOTT"
I thought it would be more
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Jul 6, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
I searched for "Buster" the other day
my computer ’sploded
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Boo, I wanted Bumgarner to maintain the shutout.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 8-4 with a 2.22 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!
He is still pitching
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
why the fuck is he still pitching?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I'm uncomfortable with it.
But I understand.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
no
there’s no reason for it
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's on timeout due to his poor first half.
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I need an adult!
6/30/10- The Beginning of a New Era
by Bballpitcher2 on Jul 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
late new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/6/1555844/thread-trois
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Why did neither thing happen?
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