Let's get real, you red white and blue nerdz. Fuckng soccer is fucking boring, fucking vulvas, fucking idiot officials, fucking whining players,can't use your fucking hands, no fucking scoring except when you leave the room. Who gives a shit? Watch the highlights on ESPN and you don't miss a thing. Same thing with fucking Tour de France. 100 miles of boring fucking pedalling, for a 5 second dash at the finish. But right now you can check out the great American sport of competiitive eating, from Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition in NYC. Like they even have a tour, a league, all that shit. I don't know about fantasy leagues but its bound to happen. And, Bay Area Ties.
In the past year, champion Joey Chestnut (6 ft, 212 lbs) from San Jose has won 12 events, while the Japanese invader Kobayashi has won only one, and has dropped out of Nathan's, citing contractual conflicts...whatever, you cowardly wuss!!! Yeah, Joey!! Will the record of 68 hotdogs and buns in 10 minutes be broken? How much puke ("Reversal of Fortune") will be generated? ESPN, right now, dog.