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Post-game thread: Giants come back late, beat Broxton and Dodgers

Maybe John Bowker will be a hard-hitting corner outfielder one day. Maybe he won’t. We’ll see in a year or two. I’m pulling for him.

Maybe Javier Lopez will get Adrian Gonzalez to flail at a pitch in a crucial, division-deciding spot. Maybe he’ll give up a bases-clearing double. We’ll see in a month or two. I’m pulling for him.

Until then, we have the day-to-day foibles of the Giants to follow. And today, it’s a good day to be a Giants fan. For the most part. Ah, nuts. Forget the qualifier. It was a great day. The Giants beat the Dodgers. Everything else is secondary. Kind of. For the most part.

It was a serious déjà vu game until Pat Burrell’s homer. Chad Billingsley was shutting down the Giants again. The Giants were leaving runners in scoring position again. It would have been a miserable loss. But Burrell – acquired for Bowker in the alternate offseason reality I’ve created to make this win even more enjoyable – hit one of the more memorable home runs of the past few seasons.

Guillermo Mota was fantastic. Barry Zito was great. The crowd was going nuts, and that definitely came across on the radio. Soon the feeling will return to my extremities.

Sweep this series, you beautiful bastards. Sweep.

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LOL Dodgers

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

BEAT LA

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT LA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEP LA

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A common train of thought here?

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 31, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It WAS.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

JERK

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You one of those guys always doing the wave, even the third time around?

Start another.

I subscribe to the Bill of Rights.
I like jazz and baseball too.

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 31, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re weird.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been a lot of that going around lately.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 31, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If gallo de ciello and pynchon59 have a conversation, watch out.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You dickishness is inspiring, good sir.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this another Vic sock-puppet?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, i think this one has been around for awhile.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s not Vic. He did have some conversations with Vic where he talked about how much he liked him, though. So there’s that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what is it y’all have against the weirdos?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I don’t have anything against gallo (your dad, no, formerly baby_tuckoo?). I just think his posts are weird sometimes. He wouldn’t be the first.

Vic may be a different story, but that’s a different story.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I thought you were responding to something else. I see this has nothing to do with my gallo comment. Stupid eyesight.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallo is Baby_Tuckoo?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Jul 31, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think he decided the Joyce reference was too much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shudder

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh… that makes more sense than it being the heavy metal band.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm?

You fell in.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweep LA!

Vi Victa Vis

by cicero on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

BRRRRROOOOM!!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNF!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT DODGERS

THE UNBELIEVABLE HAS HAPPEND!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

*happened but yeah

SUCK TI DODGERS SUCK IT PORKSTER BROXTON SIRM SIRM SIRM SUCK IT CASEY BLAKE LOL TORRE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “pork star” and I was scared at the implication.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The home run was great but I almost loved the dugout celebration even more. I mean, I think chemistry is as overrated as the next sabermetric nerd living in their mom’s basement, but it’s still fun to watch a team that clearly enjoys playing together. I mean, they were practically mobbing Burrell when he came into the dugout.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think there is something to club house chemistry in baseball

Long season and quirks of the game…is it a big thing..no…but every little bit helps

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chemistry

Certainly has to make work more fun, just like any job.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see Huff?

He was like Valvano, jumping around looking for someone to high five.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez was really psyched too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care what ppl say. Sanchy is awesome. Great defensiveman and a great teammate. His bat will come alive.

by Unitard on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I 100% agree with you.

Come on, Fred!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easier to say things like this when you beat the Dodgers.

Although that ball he hit in the 8th was hit pretty damn well.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be me projecting this, but it looked like Huff and Franchez were pumped the most – two guys who have spent their entire career playing for bottom dwellers, thrilled to be playing for the playoffs into August.

I like this team.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do, too.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL J-Mart & Bowker

and of course Martinez wins 15 games next year and Bowker hits 35 homers

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Dodgers fan
Torres, Huff, and Burrell. 3 pieces of shit that turn into gold in a giants uniform.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOT CARLOS SANTANA

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"shit turning into gold"

same thing I said about half their ballclub, especially the guy pictured above.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s gold turned into shit actually.

LOLNotCarlosSantana

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thx for the subj line.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell bitches!!

finally hitting a homer that counts

by 49erEmpire on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

and bailing out Sabean, who did nothing for the offense today at the deadline. Imagine them losing 1-0 on a day he doesn’t do anything for the offense other than get rid of a young bat.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIRM

Nothing like some “I Love Lucy” after a Giants win.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

and green it

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

pumped!

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 31, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how pumped Huff was about Burrell’s curtain call.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand too...

Seemed genuinely happy for Pat. And he was the one who pushed him out of the dugout for the curtain call.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff still gritting his teeth in excitement there

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better believe I’m turning this green

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff and Sanchez!!! So enthusiastic!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd so hard

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

insta-rec'd

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Huff

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d forever

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrecking ball big time

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 31, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIXTY RECS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awesome.

Alright, I’m out. Going to get my Posey bobblehead now. Later, nerbs.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HAVE FUN!!!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just sayin......

Yesterday it was 1-0, I sat down and the Giants scored. My wife sent me out for dinner and they went down 2-1. I got back and Huff hit the double. They went on to win as we all know. Today I was out doing all my errands and got back in the 8th. You all know what happened there.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Tell your wife to make dinner and have her do all the errands. That should take care of everything.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 31, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saving it for ESPN
Brian Wilson wanted to pitch today but Bochy wanted to give him another day to rest his back. Bochy thinks he’ll be OK on Sunday. #sfgiants

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota did a great job. Props

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants acquired two relievers today and they only opened up one roster spot. Denny Bautista picked a bad day to walk the ballpark.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 5:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think it was a good day.

Bye-bye Denny!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will they have to DFA his teeth separately?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/prays that Brian is really OK

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t it be nice?

by Into the Void on Jul 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are going to say this every day whether its true or not

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope we don't need him today

With tomorrow being an off day, two more days rest would probably be best. backs are scary Let’s shell Kershaw!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was entertaining.

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

According to my sources eric karros broke into tears after the home run and turned off his mic

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you see him after the game?

Look like he was choking down vomit when he said the Giants look like the team to beat.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably had to start drinking heavily the moment burrell hit the dinger LOL DODGER HOMER.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man is a joke.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is great when the Dodgers are winning......

Because he washes there balls like none other.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And makes every excuse possible for them.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karros may have been the best of the 3 FOX analysts used. In Cincinnati for Braves-Reds was Kevin Millar. In Boston for Tigers-Red Sox was Mark Grace.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t there a time when Krukow did some Saturday day games?

He was too good for them.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like beating the dodgers
But Burrell – acquired for Bowker in the alternate offseason reality I’ve created to make this win even more enjoyable – hit one of the more memorable home runs of the past few seasons.

I would like to live in this world.

SWEEP LA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

oh yeah

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll be there in spirit

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I will.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bet!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna try.

Forking over $40 for tickets… wee!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 31, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you get one for 40, you’re lucky

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jul 31, 2010 9:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

My wife went grocery shopping

Got home just as Pat was batting. I paused the game, went up to help her put groceries away. Some small talk, some menu planning for tonight. Got back to the game. Next pitch, Burrell hits it out. I’m going nuts. My wife’s like ‘what?’

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 31, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Merope was driving home from bowling and pulled the car off to the side of the road to call me and yell.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 31, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's so cool that he is so careful like that!

he’s a keeper!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

My wife was getting out of the shower and heard me screaming in the living room and jumping around . I think she thought there was a home invasion going on.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

how bout 2!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know him THAT well.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That opens up a wealth of items that are good for me.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

not like you know Ke$ha

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shudders

I cannot even remember who linked that. I would love to stab them.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually have never seen it (sorry that it's haunting you, though)

I don’t care much about her but I love her fun music—great for dancing!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

reach around!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Aug 1, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go, Zeets

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helluva game.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice game, Zito.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game bore

the Mark of ZITO!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

YES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 31, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a chance

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell no, they aren’t that stupid

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT wasn’t intentional but they absolutely are that stupid because they did it last week.

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fair point.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been monumentally stupid.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Not in a one run ballgame.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been some Dodger-level stupidity

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Karros said no

Therefore, absolutely it was intentional.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

All 3 weren’t intentional

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

i think they hit him on purpose.

they didn’t want to pitch to posey. it wasn’t one of those “drillings” or “purpose pitches”, it was one of those “pitch around the hitters”, but taken an extra stupid step. they wanted to pitch to burris even with a man aboard. and they got their wish.

by HAL2001 on Aug 1, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

burriss got pop?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pepsi

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Because that makes this win even more awesome

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The special sauce is that Burrell’s home run kept it from being Casey Fucking Blake that beat the Giants singlehanded. Man I hate that guy.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So I was just thinking about how Karros was bitching about how there was no way the HBP on Posey was intentional because they would never put the tying run on base. But that is exactly what the Dodgers did when they intentionally hit Rowand in the last series.

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jul 31, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And it worked out so well for them that they decided to try it again?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berkman looks weird as a Yankee

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah,

I wonder if the championship ring will look weird on him too.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Format fail, joke’s off….:(

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol the giants did not retire a dodgers pitcher today

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That is a Cardinal Sin.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 31, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is the theological equivalent of trying to catch a fly ball with one’s crotch, yes.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your fact is a lot more fun!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actaully no

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda

Hitter’s went 2 for 2 against him, Pablo got thrown out at 2nd.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Aug 1, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope we destroy them tomorrow, so we can hit Blake. I’m usually a pacifist and against it, but man I hate that guy, and they hit 3 people today.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpires shouldn’t get involved. Unless they start throwing at a batter’s head, just let it go

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first two were on 1-2 counts. They did the Giants a favor.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and one was the “hitter” Eli Whiteside.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 31, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

As of July 1

The Giants have the second best offense in the NL at 5.32 RPG. Rockies are number one with 5.4.

Yankees and Twins are at 5.8 and 5.76 respectively.

Second best run diff in July (+47, Yankees +50)

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies don't count

lol 12 run inning against the scrubs

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheaters!

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are 15 runs better than Rocks overall and 20 better than Reds

but have played more games.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

As of August 1?

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry meant since July 1.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game =

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Computer generated and not real.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ghey

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking magnets!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do they work?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1938849

cracks me up evertime….Double Dragon!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

First time the Giants have been at least 15 games over .500 since 2004.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

60 wins

tied for best in the NL.

crazy talk.

by WTF on Jul 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s unreal!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s magic inside!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re in this thing!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We OWN this thing!

too soon?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

But I like your enthusiasm :-)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

*highfive* baetown!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, we’ve played 4 more games than the Padres?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a little strange. They musta had some rainouts or something.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many 4 game series

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go FISH!!!

tiem for 1.5 back!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

by bigboneded on Jul 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

JJ going tomorrow as well. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito and G Mota

Know how to win!

So glad i got to watch the Burrell game winner. Thank you Fox Sports Espanol.

Added bonus, no Karros.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito doesn't know how to win.

Left the game behind.

Not a good pitcher.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be sweet when we clear 6.5 games of space between us and the Dodgers tomorrow.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GO MARLINS

NAME THAT FISH!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA!!!

??

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

MERCY!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

./two annoying middle aged announcers screaming at the top of their lungs with high voices

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trigger

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanda!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk was waxing poetic about Huff just now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What was he saying?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking about how much he cares about this series and how much Kruk loves it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. Can’t wait for KNBR to put the podcast of it up

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's true

Huff is stoked right now

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just Huff, but it seems like Sanchez, Burrell, Uribe, heck… even Rowand was going crazy in the dugout. You know the pitchers seems to get along well, and it “feels” like the position players do as well. Awesome.

by zuma420 on Aug 1, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely the most fun I’ve ever seen a team have.

And it kinda started last year with the attitudes of Pablo and Lincecum, and then all these high-energy guys came in.

I always believe team chemistry is super overrated, but it sure is fun to talk about when you’re winning.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, is it a jinx to bring a broom to the game tomorrow?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you can break the jinx by beating a Dodger fan about the head and shoulders with it prior to the game.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

But then their injuries might prevent them from witnessing our sweep of them!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No such thing as a jinx. You’re good to go

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I *heart* JULY!!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Fuck you Cuzzi!!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

20-8

should have been 21-7

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 8 losses for the month, 20-8 record. Crazy crazy. That is an awesome month of baseball.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank Gawd It's Saturday!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

20-8

When was the last time we’ve been this successful in a month?

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

2004

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Well then. :/

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they said 2000 on the radio.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember them saying “in the year 2000, in the year two thousaannnnnnd”

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. 10 years.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

that’s where that’s from! I was trying to remember.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

July has been a fine month.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it started out like shit though. That series in Colorado seems like so long ago

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

also, congrats to Aurillia and Estes

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot about that, was there any TV coverage?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Karros told FOX not to show any of it.
Such a whiny piece of stool.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 31, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish I could have seen it

Would have worn my Aurilia jersey.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Estes

Who goes on the wall next time, Armando Benitez?

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 5:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

rec'd so hard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right back at ya

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs lemmings

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lemmings who can rockclimb!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

stairbuilders…duh

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Transformice!?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 31, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a ride.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So accurate.
WAY REC’D

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Jul 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

LOL, awesome.

This is also payback for that Manny homer. As well as all the success the Dodgers have had and the Giants haven’t had the past few years.

BEAT LA

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail reply :(

But, IDC!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man, this was just like the Manny HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

except better and not evil

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 31, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schadenfreude!!!

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 31, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gesundheit!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully they will upload it to sfgiants.com soon.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sfgiants.com will have it up in a bit

by panda revival on Jul 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/index.jsp?c_id=sf

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry not up yet

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd best part of the game

Martin striking out swing to end the game..SUCK IT

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

with the weakest swings. He must be so embarrased right now.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

he didnt even try

looked like he wanted to get the hell out of the park…and fast

must have a hot date

by bacci40 on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubt it

have you seen him?

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hot date.
(Buzz)
A date
(Buzz)
Dinner with friends
(Buzz)
Dinner alone
(Buzz)
Watching TV alone
(Buzz)
All right! He’s going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victorias Secret catalog.
(Buzz)
Sears catalog.
(Ding)
Now would you unhook this already, please? He doesn’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
(Buzz)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Simpsons?

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

context?

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moe on a lie detector.

Good episode.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn, I used fewer words and you were still faster.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS, sadly.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been a while since I’ve played dictionary foreplay.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put it on a roving schedule

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, it's starting to come together...

Oh, I think I know! Was it the episode where Agents Scully and Mulder guest star?

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moe. Lie detector.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Ives LOL’d

(theatre joke!)

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

on 3 pitches as well

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL'd!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That inning went by so fast it was great.

I felt like we were watching the old Giants as the other team.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo, MLB Audio - post game cut off mid-sentance

“That’s enough post-game show, we need the bandwidth for Baltimore and Kansas City.”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Had to switch real quick to the KNBR.com feed.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 31, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now, God help me, I’m listening to Mychael Urban.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was for a while too. Then I remembered that I could stop.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 31, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like when you’ve been up for three days and you just want to keep the high going and so you just keep snorting more lines even though you know they won’t really have any noticeable effect… I don’t think this is going to end well for me.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

you are funny :)

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi

I have a lisp, an earing, and I uses to pitch in college.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 31, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Greatest high of all times’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheers to Zito and Mota….strong work

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk just said, “Matt Cain has still never beaten the Dodgers.”

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like the perfect time, on national TV.

SWEEP LA!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG
JeffFletcherAOL
  
Brian Sabean said the #sfgiants were in “a negative leverage situation” because everyone knew they were desperate for a LH reliever.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

lololol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But who could have guessed SD needed a bat, right?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or that the Cardinals needed a SP.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or that the yankees needed more players, wait a minute

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or that the Astros like giving away players.

That’s not right…

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

curtis granderson not good enough. need austin kearns too?
kinky, those yanks

by thewaywardO on Aug 1, 2010 5:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I’d be more upset if I was a Cards fan giving up a good OF bat for a pretty bad SP

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was blocking Jay, who they seem to like a lot.

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker and Martinez were blocked on this team and we’re still upset about it. I know they wanted to clear some cash to add another starter, but I still think the Cards made a worse trade today than us.

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the Dodgers may have made the worst deal of all

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Lilly’s a Type A though, right?

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that one wasn’t great, but I meant the other trade

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dotel?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were not "blocked" I'd say

I wouldn’t start Bowker over any of the three guys who comprised our outfield today. Maybe next year over Burrell, but by then we’ll have Thomas Neal, who is real. Bowker could have been a bench player/pinch bat but that’s it. ~swing at slider in dirt

Also, Joey Martinez is awful. That is all.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT

Being Joe’s adoptive father, I guess I have shared first dibs on Lopez. I renounce those dibs and await this offseason’s adoption draft.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAST THEE OUT!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt Neal is real enough to start next season

His AA performance isn’t exactly wow-ing anyone

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!

by MadBum on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSABEAN

Buster. Posey.

by deuce deuce on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to use that.

I’m in a negative leverage situation re: sex tonight.

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 31, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, that’s every night for me. Women must just smell the desperation.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Pat Burrell is not

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just love playing Pat the Bat.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 31, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

bums needed both a bat and pitching

got both….for not that much

in fact, got paid to take lilly

fact is…nobody likes dealing with sabean

which makes him worthless

by bacci40 on Jul 31, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They gave up quite a few useful players today, actually, between Dewitt, McDonald and Lambo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why trade Joey?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to go Dodgers!

Trade away your entire farm system…so that you can make the stretch run for 3rd!

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies plan to sell, Dodger buy, yet the Rockies will probably finish ahead of them.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Javier Lopez will be here tomorrow and ready to pitch. Ramon Ramirez not till Tuesday. So Giants don’t have to subtract someone till then.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

East coast bias keeping him?

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one coming from the Pirates can’t wait to get here, while the one coming from a good team isn’t in such a rush. We need the lefty first anyway.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 5:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Needs a few days rest to pass physical

after taking a liner in BP.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's nice

Gives Casilla a little more time to pack his things.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista please.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be cool with that.

Just seems like Casilla has been pretty invisible lately.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have invisible Casilla than Danny “High Leverage Situations” Bautista

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you mean negative leverage situation

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10

by kennv on Jul 31, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're saving Casilla for the Emergency Closer tomorrow

he had July 27-28 off
finished a clean 9th inning on July 29 using only 7 pitches
he was not used July 29-30

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must have to go over the Trail in a covered wagon

He can pick up some oxen in St. Louis

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 31, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

canoe at the Snake River

by Bar None on Jul 31, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets dysentery

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww yeeeeeeah.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 31, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL - Chris Rose interviewing Burrell ...

“I know you’re new to this rivalry… "

Then Pat reminds him that “being from the Bay Area …”

/rose looking for a hole to crawl into

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Rose really, really sucks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

reeeeeeeeaaaaally sucks

Thing A

"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud

by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Sabean said he preferred to trade Joe Martinez and John Bowker instead of lower-level prospects with more perceived upside. …

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well.

What an ass.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not an ass

I’m not going to defend the trade. Not because they traded Bowker – I knew they would if they could. But because I was hoping Bowker would be part of a package that brought more than an average left handed reliever.

I will defend his explanation. He gets questioned. He has to respond. What the hell is he supposed to say – “Yeah those are two great prospects we just gave away.”

As I have said repeatedly – the Giants didn’t think much of Bowker. They saw him as a AAAA guy. Sabean just said what is “their truth”. And he put it fairly gently.

Now he may be wrong. Bowker may turn out to be a quality starting outfielder. That is a different issue.

by lexluth7 on Jul 31, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“No comment?”

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would go over really well.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it be a better idea to try and trump up prospects that you want to trade?

Not tear them down?

Sabean is an ass. It is not just this quote but a myriad of others.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt he was saying different things about them before the trade.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the same man

who earlier this season said that he did not know what to make of AAA stats, and that all the good pitching was in the majors.

Yeah I think he could be saying that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

scout, this might matter for fan relations, but its not going to affect the independent evaluation of them made by other ballclubs

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might make other teams realize he does not value his own prospects, and know they can lowball him and offer less then they think they are worth.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess my point is

I wish he would just end his stories one sentence earlier, or say nothing at all.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im sure they explored every available lefty in the league and im sure that every team knew we were desperate and was trying to jack us up. Heck, Seattle wanted Sandoval for Aardsma.

This way, we traded two guys who were not going to be major leaguers here…ever…for a major league player who is our tourniquet until Runzler and Affeldt are back. Had to be done

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then the question falls back to:

Did we really need a LHP? Yeah, it is Bochy’s management style, but I have seen RHP get lefties out. I am against making moves for the sake of making moves.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's every manager's style

LHP arms in the bullpen are valuable…just as LH batters are more coveted than RH ones…supply and demand

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then you run into a situation where someone like Pablo- a guy who struggles significantly more against either righties or lefties- is up in a big situation, and you lose an advantage. Bullpens should have both righties and lefties

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll defend the trade

We got the piece we needed most, a bullpen lefty. You saw what happened last night, right?

And we traded two guys that we probably couldnt trade anywhere else for something the major league club needs.

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Sabean is supposed to say:

“It’s tough to lose two solid young ballplayers like Bowker and Martinez. They’ve both shown a lot of promise and done everything we’ve asked of them. Unfortunately, due to some untimely injuries, our bullpen is thin right now and we had a chance to add a couple guys in Lopez and Ramirez who we felt could bring some significant help for us down the stretch. We certainly wish nothing but the best for John and for Joe. I’m confident that they’ll both provide significant help to the Pirates as they move forward.”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeh, but that would sound almost… you know…. human.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 31, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Susan can write it...

Sabez can say it.

…can’t he??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should hire you asap

you are awesome on many levels :)

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

As are you :-)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw, bae :)

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

This post appears over on the Dodger site. There also a holes

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a bunch of dicks

Giantsbabe is nothing but a sweet, kind-hearted lady.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I saw that, I don’t think anybody responded though.

Typical Dodger fan.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET A ROOM

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT NO ACTUALLY REC’D!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

no esta worth it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE WAS JUST REC'ING

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

SO HE WAS NOT REC’ING?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well....

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dont wanna know

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

GET A ROOM!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO U!!!!! UNF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ALREADY HAVE A ROOM!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I DO TOO

(basement, but still)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

WELL WHAT?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

because you touch yourself at night

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT WANT TO KNOW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT YOU BROKE TWITTER

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT I’M GUESSING IT MEANS THAT YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

either way, i'm still better than you

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

every aspect at life

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don't seem very drunk right now

For shame…

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not just at night

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...why thank you!

What a nice thing to say! :-)

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you had my back the other day

when you corrected my screen name

and also, your above paragraph reveals an emotional depth and tact. aka: sweetness :) I noticed it.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/blushes

Thanks GiantsBabe! :-)

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Little nitpicky here.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think they are converting him to left field

everyone was asking why he played left on friday nite

now we have the answer….bowker was on the table

by bacci40 on Jul 31, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure how I feel about this, we shall see.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m okay. Bowker will get a clean shot at legit playing time. wasn’t going to happen here.

by Bar None on Jul 31, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to Belt.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douche.

Makes sense, but at least not for a RP that isn’t very good.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

More
“We felt we knew enough about Joe and Bowker that it was time to cut the cord in a deal like this,” Sabean said.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least he’s in Pittsburgh where I don’t mind him succeeding.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah because then he'll be a Yankee as soon as he starts playing well

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice middle finger to the guys leaving

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ

THAT’S MY (ADOPTED) BOY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pittsburgh didn't have $150,000

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he really hates his players

i know its a biz….but he treats his employees like shit

i would hate working for him

by bacci40 on Jul 31, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, when he called out Bumgarner and his personal life that pretty douchey.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except nobody ever posts the second part of Sabean’s comments, because it’s more convenient to just assume he’s a complete jackass

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is in incomplete jackass!

There are like pieces of both cheeks missing

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s this simple: He was preoccupied this winter and it cost him. He had personal stuff to straighten out, getting married, and he was ill-prepared to come into spring training. I don’t know how much he threw to get ready. Some of it is our fault because we didn’t track him as well as maybe we should. We’ve got to do a better job eyeballing that.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right now, he’s got three things against him: His slow start, the mechanical issues and the pressures of Triple-A. But he’s a good athlete and a good talent and he’ll figure it out.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I didn't even see that part

I just grabbed my part from Shysterball’s page (or NBC page I guess).

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

And LOL "the pressure of Triple-A"

The pressure of being a shitty pitcher who might make his way to AA one day.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is clearly just explaining the slow start. Not saying he shouldn’t have gotten married, or that it was a bad choice. Just that it cost him time and set him back a bit, but he will get back on track.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well he's explaining why Bumgarner's velo was so low

Problem is, his velocity was down midway through last season.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cut the cord....

Slit the wrists….

Shit and get off the pot….

Don’t forget to wash the hands

"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."

Bork Never Sleeps

by pynchon59 on Jul 31, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop talking!

God, the guy is just such a prick.

by taliesin on Jul 31, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burn

Way to kick Bowker and Joe on their way out the door, Sabes.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did no such thing

He expalined – no doubt when asked by the press – why these guys. All he said was they didn’t want to give up what the Giants feel are better prospects. Jesus any GM is going to say that.

Its a business and a damn tough one at that.

by lexluth7 on Jul 31, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

All he said was they didn’t want to give up what the Giants feel are better prospects.

There are other ways he could have said it. What you just said for example

How about we made sure we held on to our organizations top prospects and our ML clubs starting rotation?

Calling them “lesser perceived value” is a shot to them.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most GM's

Most GM’s have a great deal more tact and grace than Sabean showed today. Take a look around mlb.com at the news releases from all the trades that have gone down over the past week. You’ll find that nearly every team made some kind of trade, and nearly GM, in discussing the trades they made, either took pains to be complimentary about the players they were losing, or simply limited their quotes to the players they had acquired.

Only the Cardinals GM and the Orioles GM—and Sabean, of course—had quotes that could be considered derogatory in some way towards the player being traded…

  • Of Ryan Ludwick, Cardinals GM John Mozeliak said:
    “In fairness, our offense was inconsistent with him”.
  • Of Will Ohman, Orioles GM Andy Macphail said:
    “To have too many guys in that bullpen that are just one-inning or fraction-of-an-inning guys really wasn’t a good match…”.

That’s it. Just those two were the only ones I could find. All the rest—and we’re talking into the 20’s—we’re first class all the way. Yes, it’s a business, but it’s not impossible to show a little tact and grace. And there’s also no law that requires a GM to give a candid answer to every question. Heaven knows Sabean has made a practice of blowing great billows of smoke when it has suited him to do so.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We felt we know enough about Joe and Bowker that it was time to cut the cord in a deal like this. And they’re in a good spot."

I don’t see much of a difference between what Sabean said and what the other GMs said. He’s saying that he didn’t want to give up on any prospects that we don’t know enough about. That’s pretty much it.

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Sabean did the right thing. And its good for joe and bowker too. they’re 27 now. they need to go somewhere they can play

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh

Lower level prospects are what you trade for Lopez. I’ve seen the guy pitch for a few years.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 31, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win!

This is a must for GDTs.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw this earlier

LOL

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by MadBum on Jul 31, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The new Gorillaz album is amazing.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a buffalo, not a gorilla.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that’s Aubrey Huff.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell: “we have a couple of water buffaloes in the OF”

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine! They can both be water buffaloes!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little behind, okay?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey. Any Gorillaz fan is a friend of mine. They’re coming to Oracle Arena at the end of October.

by Uncle Russel on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

I might go to that

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Superfast jellyfish

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love On Melancholy Hill

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Plastic Beach

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good song, just saw that they made a video for it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it didn’t work at first, and also remembered no gifs in post-game threads? maybe i’m wrong there.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it worked

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? I think its pretty good.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks good!

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol I love how everyone goes to hi-5 Sanchez. Just awesome.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dugout looks fun to be in.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like intense Huff

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Huff <3

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by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohs! and high fives all around!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent doesn’t seem to really care.

by Uncle Russel on Jul 31, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wanted to fight Russel Martin.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I was noticing that too

He’s all, “yeah whatever”.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was heading up to the plate. Had to focus.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

so good….i love this team

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice

But there was an even better part that wasn’t in the replay… When Burrell was first on his way back to the dugout Huff was waiting rght there looking like he was going to murder him.

by apistat on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya, i’ve got that on another video, just need to edit and upload

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome headline from MLB.com

Danks out to continue mastery of A’s (A’s scores 4 runs in the 2nd)

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

From “Over the Monster”

Ramirez was the only one of the “Terrible Trio” of Okajima-Declarmen-Ramirez that actually carried any value, given his improvement as the year has gone on (3.18 ERA in June, 3.27 ERA in July).

Random comment on Bucs Dugout

You probably already know this, but: Javier Lopez is a pretty decent LOOGY who can’t get righthanders out worth a damn. Unfortunately, our manager never realized this rather obvious fact, hopefully yours will.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I see a familiar complain among all fans

The players that doesn’t play are the best players the teams have

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The backup QB is always the most popular player on the team, non?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Fangraphs said Lopez was better against righties in his career

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god no, check his splits it’s horrendous

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez’s overall numbers are nothing special this year and digging deeper he’s had more success against righties than lefties, an abnormality in his career (his career FIP versus lefties is a full run lower)

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they got it half right. They admit his FIP is a run lower than righties, but they said the wrong thing.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It kind of makes sense

I think they’re saying he’s been better against righties this year, but better against lefties over his whole career. Definitely could’ve been phrased more clearly, though.

by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please do something about BBBBautista? FFS.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

highlight clips are up

Just saw the Burrell HR, thanks to the Fawks signal going out. I see why everyone was marveling over Huff’s reaction. He’s so happy he’s mad.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M GONNA FUCK HIM UP!

rec’d, I like how that guy is running along to catch it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Aubrey: “I’m so fucking pumped up!”

Thing A

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by sam23 on Jul 31, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The look Huff gives Burrel as he is giving his curtain call is heartwarming. It’s a great moment.

If you didn’t notice, go back and watch. It’s great.

by Uncle Russel on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so happy I’m mad is certainly a level of happiness I’ve never witnessed before.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU

/tears of joy

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum looks a little bit scared there.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL… for a second I was like “HE CUT HIS HAIR!”

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Lincecum holding a bat?

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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 hits in a game will do that

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy riding the hot hand!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, that’s not a bat.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not Lincecum. That’s WalrusMan’s date.

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by SFGuy on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god. Torres is the worst.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

KILL THE BEAST

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this picture, Huff reminds me of that pic of that little kid that looks like he’s yelling and flipping someone off.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder...

If there really was some anger mixed in there. Don’t forget, Burrell’s HR came on the heels of Posey getting plunked—the third Giants’ hitter to be hit in the game. And the ump’s warning after that only serves to let the Giants know that they aren’t allowed retribution. Maybe in some ways, Burrell’s HR provided the best kind of retribution.

I’m not saying it was the main emotion in play there. Just that it may have provided some undercurrent.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something else that's cool

The two players scoring on the HR were both former Golden Spikes winners.

/now that’s some karma

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And our other Golden Spikes winner won the game last night.

We should keep getting those guys.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is bursting with awesome...

One of my favorite moments in the mlb clip happens about 28 seconds in. Huff looks as if he’s on the verge of an utter headsplode, and he turns—I think to Hensley Meulens—and it looks to me like Aubrey half-screams, half-splutters: “I’M SO FIRED UP!”.

It fired me up too, big time!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what he said was>>>

 “i want to fuck them up”. i’m sure of it.

by HAL2001 on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually

what he said was,
’i’m going to fuck him up.’ He’s talking about pounding on PB when he gets back to the dugout. A baseball thing, i suppose.

by sweetjuxtapose on Aug 1, 2010 4:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This, He definitely said this.

And it was hilarious and awesome. I love that guy.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Aug 1, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Incredible win

Burrell bailed Bochy out, though. It was a questionable start against Billingsley, especially given Nate’s success.

I know, hard to complain after a game like this, and we did get the win, so really a moot point. Just adding to the odd managing of Bruce Bochy.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 31, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Only thing Bochy did wrong was bringing Bautista in a 1 run game in the 8th. UGH.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well we wont see that again

dfa either tomorrow or tuesday

and good riddance

by bacci40 on Jul 31, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And leaving him in after he walked Kuo on 4 pitches

I was all, “LOL WUT??”

Actually, more just the “WUT” part.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate's success

Have I missed it? I’m rooting hard for the guy. But constant roll over grounders to short and can of corn fly balls is not getting it done.

by lexluth7 on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I says to him, I says, “Son, its time for a home run. You can win this thing, just pick out a good pitch to drive, and put it in the LF bleachers.” Pat said, “OK Pops. Sounds good. I can haz curtain call?”

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)

by bigboneded on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

aw!

I actually said Come on, Pat- DO SOMETHING GOOD RIGHT NOW!!

and it worked! ;)

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by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late, don't care

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 31, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Fox, get this guy off me!

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the best day in Giants' baseball since 2003

And I keep saying that every week lately……It’s been sooooo long since we came out on top in games like this….

The only way we lose to the Mets is because of Cuzzi, then Mattinglygate (which I didn’t think we could top), then we sweep the D-Backs, play well against a very good Fish team and now today…

It’s been a great ride and a long time coming…Thanks Giants! It has been fucking awesome to ride along with you…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure if any of you care but

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100730&content_id=12831042&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

MLB.com pretends BLB is extremely interested in arods pursuit of 600 “just like everyone else” and watches his every at bat with the greatest excitement and intensity of his life.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure I keep hearing these fellows speak of him but I am not aware of said “arod”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not who, what.

For example:

The clothes in my closet hang on A-rod.

That funny sound from my car’s engine is A-rod knock.

Every time that girl in my Spanish class walks by I pop A-rod.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds was also rooting for Pujols to break his single record. He would be thrilled to have his records get broken. That’s what he set them for.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably knows A-Rod won’t do it.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s interested “just like everyone else” then he truly doesn’t give a shit. Who really cares about A-Rod hitting 600?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

People would care if he was likeable

or it was a milestone like 700. I know 600 is good but the guy juiced.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely agree

The guy is a self-absorbed douche. Nothing likable about him since he signed that ludicrous contract with the Rangers.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it totally wouldn’t have happened anyway.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also totally hadn’t been happening since his early days in seattle with edgar martinez… oh wait LOL juiced his entire career.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen, I hate A-Rod as much as the next guy, but...

It’s not his fault for accepting a contract. Texas and the Yankees paid him what they thought he was worth. And were they wrong? He has been a top 3 player in MLB every year and he is on pace to challenge the all time home run record. Even though he is a douche, he produces consistently and projects to be one of the all time greats.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 31, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that it was absolutely right for his bank account to sign that contract. In fact, I’d agree that it was also right for him the person. I think it was bad for A-Rod the baseball star. When he came up, A-Rod was marketed as Latin version of Junior Griffey who happened to play SS. He smiled and goofed around and couldn’t buy a beer even though he was All-Star. Then he signed that contract with a team that had no chance of making the playoffs. The only reason people kept paying attention to him was because of the contract. It came to define him. In fact, it came to define that whole franchise to the point that people believed that the contract was preventing the team from contending. His image, his star-potential, has never recovered from that and I think he is genuinely hurt by that occurrence. That hurt implies a level of self-absorption that makes him even less likable to baseball fans and so the cycle continues. So no, I will never say that A-Rod shouldn’t have accepted that contract, but I do contend that the contract will forever define him in a negative way.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it'll won't happen ...

but i’m hoping and praying that A-Fraud will never hit that 600th HR and retire at 599. lol.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is truly one of the most detestable athletes in all of sports

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was/still am so pissed he has a World Series ring.

fucking asshole.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as the media still considers Bonds records “invalid,” then the same should go for anything the Yankees do with A-Rod.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

My god, he looked her straight in the eye ...

and lied to Katie Couric!
/grand jury member winces

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 1, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, that reminds me

It was the A-Rod contract that really chafed people’s hides about Scott Boras. When we read about the hardbound books on the glory of A-Rod, I think it struck everyone as a little too much. Then A-Rod did become LIghtening Rod for all those things you say.

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- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 1, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

In 1998 and 1999

the Texas Rangers won the AL West.

2000 was thought to be a bit of an anomaly.

It is, quite frankly, bullshit, to claim that A-Rod took the money from a team that he thought couldn’t win.

I mean, the man has faults, but revisionist history is no way to point them out.

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by DrStankus on Aug 1, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot that the Rangers were good for a couple years back there. My bad.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Aug 1, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

He lives in LA?!?!?!?!

by seaborn on Jul 31, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? It's his quotes from an interview. MLB.com is not just making it up.

First interview with Bonds in 2 years for MLB.com. Sure, bonds talked about himself most of the time, but i have no doubt he is interested in A-Rod’s chase. He’ll be the 7th person of all time to hit 600. It’s kind of a big deal and Bonds know how important it is. Especially because his recored is threatened by it.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 31, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our long national nightmare is over ...

or at least suspended temporarily.
A-Rod out of the lineup today.

/ESPN furloughs half its staff

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Aug 1, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a little kid scared of the monsters under my bed, my mom encouraged me to imagine that Fred and Barney were bonking them over the head with their clubs.

I thought that was pretty stupid, even then.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

total goon on knbr right now

by tomorrow on Jul 31, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah, you know what’s making me mad about the Lopez trade right now?

The Ramirez trade. He’s better, and he cost less than half the talent. WTFH?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, sorry. But he’s right handed. My bad.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My son never uses his right hand for anything. The trick is to cut it off.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this is not your solution for everything.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only when drinking......

Or the Pack or Giants lose.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You only THINK he doesn’t use his right hand for anything…

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Jul 31, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, he is two. You start that at 4.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And when you learn how to masturbate, for the love of God, use your right hand. We don’t need your left one cramping up on game day.”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Huff'd

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez isn’t very good either.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 31, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me smile

Chad Billingsley does not know how to win

It makes me sad to think this was a Matt Cain joke on MCC just 2 months ago, now we’re forced to use it :(

lulz

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

is that from true smug LA?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not a Matt Cain joke anymore?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll find out tomorrow night!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, he is currently .500.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a winner, but not a not-knows-how-to winner.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fun fact

Matt Cain has never beaten the Dodgers in 14 starts.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 31, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a first time for everything

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Ethier tomorrow!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We usually say “neither” there.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this stat because the Giants have actually won games against the Dodgers that Matt Cain has started. So it’s meaningless. Stupid fucking win stat. I hate it so much.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt's record against the Dodgers

He could definitely pitch better against them, but run support would really, really help him get teh W’s.

Though I agree, it’s a truly stupid, irrelevant stat.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will never bring it up again. Back to my cave.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. It’s not like it won’t come up a few times before tomorrow’s game. I just wanted to point out that Cain has actually pitched reasonably well against the Dodgers (which most people around here probably already know).

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 1, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correction: make that TODAY’s game.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 1, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who was the Dodgers J. Johnson?

And jesus, that is just awful RD. 5 straight games with 1 or less run?

WTF

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

ENJOY THE GAME!

Actually I really, really did…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL AFRAUD

pops up on a 2-2 fastball right down the middle

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks so clueless. He gets fooled on every breaking ball.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell did that douche ever hit 600 bombs?

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t lulz

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell did anyone ever call this douche the greatest player of all time?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when Bonds was closing in on the record and I was in LA listening to the radio.

Some caller: “At least after Bonds breaks the record A-Rod will break his record and we can have a clean HR king.”

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, when he had a 146 career OPS+ while playing mostly shortstop?

I mean, I don’t think he’s the greatest player of all time, but he’s certainly one of them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably doesn’t even break the top 25 when his career is over.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s currently 26th all time in WAR

so

yeah I think he will break the top 25 by the time his career is over.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he would have to pass probably two players?

How far away is he from the 25th?

And there’s guys who aren’t necessarily in the top 25 who were shortened on WAR because of other factors (such as negro league players, military service, etc.)

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s currently about 2 WAR behind Kid Nichols and Joe Morgan.

And he’s also likely to play for quite a bit longer. It’s not like his career is practically over. He will probably finish his career in the top 20, at least.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, we’ll see. He could flame out about any time.

And like I said, there are guys who have had shorter careers (say 10 seasons) but averaged a higher WAR per season.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s under contract for a pretty long time. He’s going to get to play.

And A-Rod’s got eight seasons out of 17 at MVP quality, two very short seasons at the beginning of his career, and 4 more at All Star or higher quality.

I’m not sure why you think he’s not an amazing player, but he really is.

The fact that he’s done it for 15 full seasons, with only like 2 years that weren’t really All Star Quality or higher is extremely valuable and puts him over guys who had shorter careers.

(Who are the guys with better WAR averages but only 10 seasons, though?)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But… but…

He’s a douche.

by Uncle Russel on Jul 31, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the Hall, son.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve read an article on this subject, I’ll try and find it.

I never said he’s not good, I’m just offering explanations as to why it was ridiculous for anyone to ever think he’d be the GOAT.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cousin Yuri.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh hell no, I did it again! I was responding to how ARod hit 600 homeruns.

Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.

by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 5:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Random OT: Most overrated food item in the past 10 years

My are:

1) Iceberg Lettuce Salad ($7 for a wedge of iceberg lettuce, some blue cheese, and dressing) and
2) Gelato (overpriced ice cream)

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Gelato literally translates to Ice Cream in English.

Never understood this just call it premium Ice Cream.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gelato is different from American ice cream in that it typically is made with less cream and air. I think it’s perfectly valid to use a different word for it. The price, on the other hand…

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bottled water

Coca-cola just turns on their faucet and out comes “Dasani”

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You still get your bottled water from bottles?

I get mine from cans.

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by L-Nova on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

I get mine from the faucet

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome ...

kinda reminds me of this picture …

(it has nothing to do with the Giants, but it’s still pretty amazing.) hahaha.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That game was AWESOME

I’ve been to two Giants/Dodgers day games this season. The first one was in LA where Zito pitched a gem, Uribe hit a homer, but the Dodgers came back late with a two run homer. Today, Billingsley pitched a gem, Blake hit a homer, and the Giants came back late with a two run homer. I liked today’s game more.

by Natto on Jul 31, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I disagree

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was OK.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSNBAYAREA REPORTS THAT GIANTS OFFICIALLY “BACK IN” ON JOSE BAUTISTA!

Buster. Posey.

by deuce deuce on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know where I can find the KNBR audio of Jon Miller’s call of Burrell’s HR? I was listening to freaking Kenny Albert and Eric Karros at the time (blah).

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Listen to the post game show and you will eventually hear it, it’s really the only highlight they can play on rejoins.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I betcha if you listen to Marty Lurie’s postgame (that runs what? from now till midnight?) they will replay the call.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 31, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty Lurie is terrible.

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by DrStankus on Aug 1, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...Just watched the mlb.tv replay of Burrell's HR

I would rather get a blumpkin from Ray Ratto then have to listen to Mongo Albert call a ballgame…

The worst part of the FOX broadcast is we could of had the KNBR call of the HR and the K and K call of the HR….

Karros’ silence spoke volumes though!! LOL!!

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that's a mental image I didn't need

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by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey lurkers

My name is Ray and I gotta go and I gotta go, won’t you join me?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I thought a blumpkin was when you....

oh, forget it.

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The mlb recap

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10465835

The two-minute recap of the game includes KNBR audio (Jon Miller) of Mota striking out Kemp to end the 8th, and of Burrell’s home run.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome thanks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Passsan
Now, really: This is a Giants team with the sort of starting pitching depth that begged for a deal. Whether it was Jose Bautista or Corey Hart or any other big bat, the Giants needed to wave goodbye to Jonathan Sanchez. The emergence of Madison Bumgarner has allowed them to make such a trade, and yet here the Giants are, in the same place they’ve been the last few years: lots of pitching, not enough hitting and the weight of their world resting on Tim Lincecum and his diminished velocity, plus Matt Cain.

by seaborn on Jul 31, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Punching bag face

/soils self

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd best run differential in the NL disagrees!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

People who don’t watch giants games and don’t care about the giants shouldn’t attempt to analyze them.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I don’t agree with you all that often but THIS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I love the logic path:

The Giants have a ton of starting pitching!
They didn’t add a big bat at the deadline
Their future rests on only two starting pitchers despite what I said previously!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh noes barry zito, johnny sanchez, and madbum are gone in free agency after the year!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner has been awesome

But I’m not exactly ready to rely on a 20 year old pitching later in the season and more innings than he ever has before during a post-season run.

by apistat on Jul 31, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when the Giants are already thinking about ways to limit his innings down the stretch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gavin Newsom to pass proclamation naming July 31 the city’s official Javier Lopez Day! Then comes the renaming of the Embarcadero as the Ramonramirezo! Hip-hip hooray!

/golf clap

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you are referring to because of the lack of a subject line so I'll just say this...

I live and die for Hip Hop
This is Hip Hop for today
I give props to Hip Hop so Hip Hop hooray…
Ho…Hey…Ho

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by manabout on Jul 31, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the odd thing is

I really do think the Giants have enough hitting this year. They’re right around the middle of the pack and the offense they’ve been throwing out lately is a lot better than the one they had earlier in the season. No, they don’t have a Sox-esque offense and they’re still going to drive you nuts sometimes, but between Torres, Huff, Posey and the lesser contributors like Uribe, Renteria, Sandoval, etc., I think they have enough offense.

Not that they couldn’t use an upgrade in RF, but there weren’t any out there that were big enough upgrades to be worth Jonathan Sanchez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if nobody ever makes an out they can score all the runs they need.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 31, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know how this simple concept has escaped me all these years!

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I enjoy hearing all the “expert analysts” say the giants need “one big bat and will go all the way”. They talk as if sanchez and bumgarner are expendable and do nothing to help the team out and can be replaced easily from the minors. That’s not the case and not even close and committing franchise suicide trading away neal, belt, and bumgarner or sanchez for bautista would do nothing but get the giants laughed at while bautista bats .150 the rest of the year with 2 doubles and 1 home run LOOK AT THOSE DINGERZ!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

.358/.425/.789

Bautista in the month of July

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peak!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in September they could call up Bowker to help with...

Oh.
Right.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry...really reaching now...

bad trade because Bowker could have been a September call up?

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) More then could up. He most likely was.
2) I had been saying all along that I did not think the Giants needed to get a bat because they had enough already, and in September they could use people in the minors to help carry some of the load. Now they do not have that luxury and getting a bat may be more of a necessity.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still somewhat of a reach...

Obviously Sabean thought more of Neal/Belt than Bowker…

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

It was pretty obvious by the treatment of Bowker that he had fallen out of favor with Sabean (also check the “perceived value” quote), but Neal or Belt have never seen the majors at all before. To bring them up and drop them in middle of what is sure to be a tight playoff run might not help the development the way we want it.

What happens if both of them go 3 for the 30 some odd at bats they get?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traded to Pittsburgh of course..

Seriously though…sometimes talent is talent. Heyward and Posey sure did okay..

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt and Neal are not being heralded nearly as much as Posey was

Most of the casual KNBR fan has only heard of Belt in the last month or two and probably do not know who Neal is.

If they come up, do terrible, all those fans will see “Man these guys suck” Then we repeat the same cycle we have been in for years.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

which is why we hear the chorus of MAN HE SUCKED, HE HAD HIS CHANCE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

160 PAs

is not a goddamn chance.

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by Viliphied on Jul 31, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT THIS D:

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we just cut calbearjd some slack?

D:?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe later.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, I KID I KID

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

why?

he’s a moron

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 1, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

This conversation is getting cyclical.

80 PAs this year is not enough. He did not have a chance to adjust to it with his new approach.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it's a matter of opinion...we will just have to see

As Grant says…I will wish Bowker well just like I wish Lopez well

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker actually had good numbers in AAA though.

Linden’s weren’t very impressive.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

at prospects getting 30 ABs in a month under Bochy.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had to inflate the numbers for argument sake.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

as well he should

Bowker = not real

Neal = real

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 1, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, they’ll call up Neal or Belt so they can get acclimated to the majors.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet down the road Sabean takes credit for Posey’s success by that call-up much like he did with Lincecum.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you not remember Sabean taking credit for Lincecum?

He actually said, “if we didn’t bring Lincecum up when he did, he might not have won those Cy Youngs.”

Read that twice.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really care what Sabean says...

He can take all the credit he wants…results and actions are what I care about

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, what does that have to do with what I said before?

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing...it's just seems like

People are ripping him for the most irrelevant things
He said not so nice things about Martinez and Bowker
He takes credit for Lincecum’s cy young…

Rip him for his moves..not what he says…

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're taking things a bit too seriously here

We were simply building off the treatment of young players.

And you rained on my parade. :(

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry...here's an umbrella

I can understand the dislike…Sabean likes veteran MLB guys over young prospects…Stoneman on the Angels was the opposite…People ripped him for cuddling his prospect too much.

My barometer is…which of the players the Giants traded away has become MLB players…Nathan and maybe Liriano…that’s it…

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mueller

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really...Mueller...

I thought you would at least go to the Fred Lewis card…

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, Mueller

You know, the AL batting champ guy.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mueller wasn't traded away...

Boston signed him as a FA…

Also…he joined the Dodgers at the end of his career…there is some evil taint cuz of that

Trust me…I love me the Bill Mueller

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was traded in 2001.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mueller wasn’t traded away…

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, the real point was you saying that Nathan and Liriano were the only “real” ballplayers Sabean has traded away.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay...

Nathan, Lirano, and Mueller (although he played for the Giants for 5+ years and then signed with BOS as a FA)

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see you type this out

The Giants traded away Bill Mueller.

Come on, let’s see it.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLCAL!!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY MAN I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL ABOUT THIS?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t directed at you Howie

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems like a superficial distinction. :(

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on :)

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all you get: :|

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

k, that's better than a :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-huh
November 18, 2000: Traded by the San Francisco Giants to the Chicago Cubs for Tim Worrell.

This. The Giants traded away Bill Mueller.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLCAL

Fresno State>CAL and it’s not even close

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUUUUUUUUDE SERIOUSLY?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOWIE, I'LL TELL YOU THIS ONCE

it’s not directed at you. But let’s be serious, Derek Carr is the best QB in the WAC and PAC14 combined

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, hang on there maestro… there’s a Derek Carr?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wears #4 because he loves Favre… uh oh

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, yea dude

not sure if he’ll start, but yep

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’s probably better than Riley.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

D: well, we will see... if so that's not good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it wouldn’t be. Cal’s best hope this year really is a Riley Renaissance. My expectations are tempered.

Although, if Shane Vereen goes as nuts as he’s probably capable of, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe it won’t matter how good Riley is.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you excited? College football is coming up…

I bet you’d go nuts if Vereen does go crazy this year… I’m not too sure what’s gonna happen with CAL this year because of their schedule, out of conference games against Davis and Nevada? really?

Miami OHio? first game? AT UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Vereen might be better than Best, and I don’t think I’m being crazy or optimistic when I say that. And that, at least, is a very comforting thought.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow… that’s a bold statement on Vereen

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BEARS

Suck it Pika

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS IT

SCREW THE BEARS, i’m sick and tired of CAL fans being so pompous… :D, but Miami Ohio>>>>>CAL on so many levels

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really believe that?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, here’s what i believe, when i was in middle school all that was goin on was “ohhh CAL is gonna win it all, blah blah blah blah” and it would happen so much i got sick of it. Cal fans made fun of me for being a Michigan fan and WVU fan too…

basically, Miami Ohio is the worst football team in the nation :D, but we might go to Gainseville to see that stinkfest vs. Florida

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve said this before, but hating insufferable fans who act entitled to talk about their team all the time no matter how good they are makes it really odd you’d be a Michigan fan.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only reason why i’m a Michigan fan and not even one at all now, moreso West Virginia and Fresno, is because i used to go to ann arbor every year and loved everything, the stadium, the tradition, everything

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insufferable Cal fans

Are why I’m a fan of Notre Dame football and Kentucky basketball

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 1, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOTRE DAME

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was asking which part about Miami us “better than CAL on so many levels”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now we’re back to :(.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sarcasm is killing me slowly

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought we were cool, is all.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're good

the other dude with the CAL label was getting to me a lil… but u sir, are a good fan

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROLL TIDE

Suck it Pac 10-12.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

BEAU SWEENEY IN THE HOUSE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAU SWEENEY IS OUR FUTURE

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, BROCK MANSION

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH, SUCK IT, BROCK MANSION

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lies

Andrew Luck is the best QB in the Pac-10 and better then anything the WAC can throw at him.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, ur so full of it, mostly because

Derek Carr is awesome, and Luck is in the Pac 15 or whatever it is now. Fresno state is better

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a huge Locker fan, but just try telling most college football fans that Luck is better than Locker.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… i would see Locker as one of the best QB’s in the country… Luck is a little undervalued around the rest of the country, i mean, just going based off of popularity on that one

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Luck is better than Locker

Locker might be drafted first but that doesn’t mean he > Andrew Luck. I hate Stanford with a burning fiery passion but Andrew Luck is a golden god.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 1, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That may be a little extreme.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

not if you're a fan of the Oregon Ducks

Locker couldn’t have beaten us with Jerry Rice. Luck beat us by himself. Toby Gerhart too, but he doesn’t count.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

No, it really isn’t. Mueller is not worth a relief pitcher.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOWER PERCEIVED VALUE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

perceived value is the only way to value a trade

oh, wait. it’s the opposite

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 1, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

so what so what?

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he contradicted himself in the passage

If the Giants pitching is truly that deep, why does Lincecum, with a diminishing fastball, have the weight of the world on his shoulders.

I am VERY glad they didn’t trade Sanchez and hope that continues. Sending a guy out every game that can give a quality start is a nice thing to have.

by lexluth7 on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We totally could’ve just plugged Wellemeyer back into the rotation and things would’ve been just swell

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

PSA

The post-game wrap is now up on KNBR.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home from the yard...

Burrell! LOLgers! Zito! BEAT LA!!

Holy crap that was awesome. I need a cigarette.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ironically once bautista put 2 runners on in the 8th I went outside to have a moral victory ciggerate and came inside to see burrell hit a dinger moments later :D.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I love the tampa bay rays

John jaso is a fucking stud.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Stanton 2 run HR

Fish lead Fathers 2-0, top 2nd.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice. Nolasco’s pitching too.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do pitchers throw high fastballs to marlins hitters?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN I BE THE FIRST TO SAY

I DONT CARE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Not many people are offended, especially after todays outcome.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO YOU CANNOT

But you are free to say it whenever.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that'll be my meme... Bowker's gone? DONT CARE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean "maymay"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, then i'll say that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM A FAN OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM A FAN OF THE PREAMBLE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that noise

had to memorize that in elementary school or middle school

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT SUCKS!!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, IM AMERICAN!!!!

also the preamble of PI Kappa Alpha… oh man

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to do that as well. It was not easy.

by GrooveGiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not all endowed equally, however.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF THE MCCOVEYCHRONICLES IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT BLOG, ESTABLISH… nah, I don’t have it in me to do this whole thing.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw a business today named “We The People”, I guess some kind of a document company.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say it

the Bill of Rights did more harm than good to the cause of liberty.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 1, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

COMMUNIST

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 1, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh jeebus, you hate the Bill of Rights and Marty Lurie? We’ll never be friends.

by zuma420 on Aug 1, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ribeyez

In AL East to NL West, multiply by 3.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that...

NL West Pitching is pretty darn good…

by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

until they have to face the AL East!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Big bat!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael kay should be shot

that is all.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Afraud update

LOL FLAILS AT 1-2 SLIDER IN THE DIRT LOL CHEATER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Michael kay said "Everyone in the world would stop and cheer if arod went back to back here!"

Yeah ok guy.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even watching, because I don’t give a shit.

I’d LOL so hard if he landed on the DL somehow.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if these nouveau hippies realize how stupid they look?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lot better than what they used to have at least

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. But Enberg is pretty blah IMO.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

stick to tennis, Dick.

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And golf.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping somebody would reply “TWSS” to my comment.

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “dick to tennis, stick” the first time.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you are either dyslexic when it comes to Dick or your mind just gravitates to Dick.

You should probably stop sharing these problems with random people on the internet.

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 31, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn dude

I was hoping nobody would pick up on that.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to it, and the Padre guys on radio were all cocky, making fun of some team’s trades, like the Phillies, saying “yeah, I don’t know what that’s about, no one thinks they’re seriously in the race, they’re just making moves for the fans to save face.” WOW.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Fruity padres announcers never cease to amaze me acting like they are the yankees.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who does their radio?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted Leitner and Andy Masur

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

YIKES. Leitner likes to hear himself talk and Masur, well, I thought he was a rabid Cubs homer. Didn’t realize he’s calling games for the Padres now.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wat

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw…anyone got a feed for this game?

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Enberg’s bad. He has the bland smoothness of a network sports broadcaster, so he can’t be truly great. But unlike say Dick Stockton, I think he has a better sense of the details of baseball (i.e., knows balks, basics of bunting/hit & run strategy, some minimal fly ball judgment so he doesn’t get excited about routine pop flies, etc.).

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be a downer but

I’m really dissapointed kuip didn’t get to call the 8th and 9th innings I can’t get enough of the the “OUTTA HERE” and “SWIIIINNNGG and a miss” he does so greatly.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

aww. who called it today?

by Unitard on Jul 31, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon miller who had some excellent calls but I’ll remain a kuip homer until I die to the greatness of his raspy voice.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

o wow i forgot miller would be here in SF this weekend. i bet it was still awesome tho! i do like kuip’s home run calls the most too.

by Unitard on Jul 31, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Negative Leverage Situation

Possibly the second best euphemism coined this month, right behind “I’m taking my talents to South Beach.”

by Ed Jew on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Smoak got optioned to AAA. Weird?

by GrooveGiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh… can’t hurt.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jayson Stark sez the Gs are losers
At least they tweaked their bullpen, getting Ramon Ramirez and Javy Lopez. But where’s that bat the Giants had to have, needed to find and obviously pursued? This team seemed to be linked to every bat in Rumor Central, from Jose Bautista to Adam Dunn. But not dealing for any of them could turn into one of those critical missed opportunities to go deep into October. “They should have found a bat, no doubt about it,” said one NL executive. “They’ve got the best pitching in the league. Give that team a little more offense, and look out.”

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat the Bat!

At least his statement is “to go deep into October” and not “make it into October”.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew a girl named October once. Never was able to go deep there, or even get on her.

April, on the other hand…….

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

From what was reported If we acquire a bat then we no longer have the best pitching…

durrrrr

by DFARowand on Jul 31, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ding!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, all this speculation gets so annoying at the deadline.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have these people not seen Wellemeyer pitch?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

If we acquire a bat for Wellemeyer, then we still have the best pitching.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly haven't.

And I’ve watched all his appearances.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 1, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well played sir.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

obvious lie, how could the giants be losers when they're 15 games above .500?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kurkjian said the same thing

Heard him on ESPN Radio.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on Jul 31, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a fucking minute

The Giants have the third best AVG in the NL and scored the most runs in the majors in July. WHY do we need another hitter at the expense of our pitching? To me this is just asinine and shows a lack of journalistic research.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 1, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

One good thing about living in LA

is getting to listen to the local version of Sports Phone and hear Dodgers fans whine about how Broxton sucks. It’s extremely entertaining.

You also get to know interesting facts, like how he has an ERA over 10 since the all-star break.

by GrooveGiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He has pitched pretty bad since the All Star game.

But I am ok with it.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are all those runs against us?

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew that. Lucky me, he’s on my fantasy team.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am adamant about not having any Dodgers on my fantasy teams. It takes all the pride out of winning.

by GrooveGiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must not take Pokemonz as seriously as you.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not so much that as much as it is not wanting to root for the Dodgers to do anything good, ever.

by GrooveGiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would take all the pride out of coming in 6th for me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck it, Casey Blake

C Blake homered to left (382 feet)
P Burrell homered to left (383 feet)

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hahaha NotCarlosSantana

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Padres just got Uggla’d

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

homer?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Solo shot to left, 3-0 Fish

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay pokemonz!!! and D: should've gotten him last year

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAYS HOT!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish someone would tell me.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. So Uggla annoys other teams too.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Against the most annoying team too!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good hitters do that.

It’s when bad hitters do that that really bugs me.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA!

by pwoper on Jul 31, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FATHERS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have been ok with a trade for Uggla.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HAD OUR CHANCE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Scott Hairston annoys other teams too.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That fucker.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That fucker.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFF Hairston

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That fucker.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hairston HR, 3-1 Marlins

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

So much for the no-hitter

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That fucker.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got called into work before the game started

So I listened on the radio unfortunately listening to the Dodger station. I was walking outside to do something before the bottom of the 8th and came back in the 9th. The way I realized the Giants were winning: the fans were screaming so loud they were practically blocking out the Dodger announcers. It was awesome.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Jul 31, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got back from seeing my first Giants-Dodgers game. Man that was fun! The crowd was going crazy when Burrell hit his big fly and when Mota was closing out the game . While walking out of the stadium, the crowd was still cheering and chanting “BEAT LA”. There were even a bunch of stupid Dodger fans leaving after the 8th, trying to beat the traffic or something. They received some booing, but everything seemed to stay really civil and friendly between the Giants and Dodgers fans throughout the game, which was nice to see. All in all, it was a wonderful afternoon.

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by neurofarm on Jul 31, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT FUCKER!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this was a show starring Marlo Thomas in the ’70’s.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Racy.

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Donald!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry Hairston seems to be filling in for Eckstein as the most annoying player on the planet.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Its somewhere in the Hairston DNA

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It’s going to be a rough two months,” Sabean said. “It’s going to be two months of playoff games.”

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers, Padres, Phillies, Reds or Rockies.

Which team worries you the most with regards to Giants’ playoff run?

by Unitard on Jul 31, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

or...

Dodgers: If I say I’m not worried about them they’ll win 20 in a row.
Padres: Giants haven’t won in SD since the Padres moved out of Jack Murphy Stadium.
Phillies: Scared of Halladay/Oswalt/Hamels. Go Braves. (And saying “go Braves” of course jinxes us against Atlanta.)
Reds: I’m least worried about them, but this is probably because I’ve inherited the national media’s inattention to Cincinnati.
Rockies: They’re going to reel off 30 in a row any freaking day now.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morales and Betancourt don’t seem as strong this year.
Street’s out.

At least they have bullpen struggles.

by Unitard on Jul 31, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Street’s already back though, isn’t he?

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

O, I didn’t know that!

by Unitard on Jul 31, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, apparently he even pitched on Thursday. That injury I guess looked worse than it actually was.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies.

Then Reds.

Since we’re behind the Padres I didn’t really consider them, but they would be next.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't wait to hear shit talked to me when the Reds come to town

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we’re 2-2 against them!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

got no hate for that team, i'm pullin for em

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither, as long as they don’t get in our way.

But I want the NL West anyways.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed!!!!! i just don't want to see the Cards get in it AGAIN

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also don’t want to face Wainwright/Carpenter in the playoffs. Might be the only 1-2 punch better than ours.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, this is very true, although the Reds do have a pretty impressive pitching staff

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s more solid 1-5 than top heavy.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

True that

and i dont think the Reds are going to die down at all, just have to check out that lineup… power with every hitter… so, basically i’d like to see this, NL west: giants, Wild Card: Pads, and NL Central: Reds

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other thing is they have a really shaky pen, not ideal for the playoffs.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, that's fine once they're in the playoffs

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

good point. I’d imagine they’d be the team to face if we won the west as well.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

if IF IF the giants and Reds play in the 1st round i’ll do back flips

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants play in the 1st round I’ll do back flips. And front flips too.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll do back flips off Bell Tower at Miami ohio...

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's going to be a huge pillow there to

save me

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUUUUUUUUGE pillow?

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEID!

PANTS!

NOOW!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sure I would want to play the Padres in the NLCS

I would prefer if no one else from the West made it into the playoffs.

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s not get ahead of ourselves now..

by Unitard on Jul 31, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just answering this
NL west: giants, Wild Card: Pads, and NL Central: Reds

In that scenario we play the Pads in the NLCS, well, any scenario where two NL west teams make it in.

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or we would play the NL East…

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

The Pads would have to win their divisional series first. But I would prefer only the Giants make the playoffs.

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha I love how we win a game against the Dodgers and we’re talking about hypothetical playoff situations.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

We are leading the Wild Card and only 2 games back of the Division lead.

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s also two months left and we were in this spot last year up until late August.

Although this team is much better, still…

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEAVE ME ALONE

I WANT TO BE OPTIMISTIC!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like optimism too.

I just don’t want my wet dreams to get too wet right now.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

we weren’t leading the WC up until late august

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by Viliphied on Jul 31, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Aug 31 we were tied with Colorado.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was told we get to play the Pads in the LCS I’d be more than happy.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea… true, how bout the DODGERS

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said

No one else from the west into the playoffs!

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!!! WE HAVE TO PLAY AN NL WEST TEAM!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SORRY!

:(

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

no sympathy from me!

but let’s go to bulldog brew and grab a beer

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious.

I am not a beer fan though, more of a rum and coke, mixed drink kinda thing

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, really? i’m not a big fan of the mixed drinks anymore, one too many hangovers D:

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have not had a hangover in almost 10 years

:)

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!!! AWESOME!!!!! because i wasn’t too lucky today, had a big time hangover, and felt like shit, first time in a while… prolly cuz i didn’t stick to beer… :D

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you did not sound like you were having a good time.

If you drink some water you are usually fine.

A hangover is just dehydration.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brain shrinkage!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pool was cold!

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by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm better now

and yea, it was pretty much, i just had to eat something, and like you said, get some water… but yep, all better now, LOLBOWKER!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words hurt.

:(

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

so does the time it takes for someone

to show their potential

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have liked a full season though.

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

AINT HAVIN IT

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we ain't

I’m gonna go get some ice cream.

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMMMMMM

ice cream when it’s like 100 outside? i’m HAVIN IT

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

be back later

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I do too. I still think the Pads will dissolve. We still have to play well this upcoming month tho.

by Unitard on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

Qualls ended up in Tampa Bay? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLORADO!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

they gon cheat again?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t do it against the Pirates LOL

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god Rob Dibble is the worst announcer ever

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

TeHAHAjada.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

These homer Padres announcers.

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLADRES!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THAT FUCKER

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HanRam scores, 4-1

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I know it's early

but have the Pads been swept at home this year?

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they’ve been swept at all.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like they got swept by the Dodgers since LA was like 6-1 against them lol.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right! They were swept by the Dodgers at home on May 14-16.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

well, hopefully this is the second sweep assuming the Fish can hold on and have JJ going tomorrow.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be very, very nice.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 more innings

They haven’t gone on a losing streak, so I think they’re due.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
This is just a hunch, but I think Seattle closer David Aardsma was the other relief pitcher the Giants nearly acquired today.

Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that a real rumor?

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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was something on MLBTR about some crazy deal involving Pablo.

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by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rumor is

Giants asked about Aardsma and Seattle asked for Pablo in return.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aardsma and Jose Lopez for Sandoval.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds better lulz

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

But still awful. i can’t even imagine what trading Sandoval would do to this organization.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neukom would never allow it; too many Panda hats to be sold.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's the set up guy I called up from teh minors on MVP 2005

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. Game. Ever.

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by goGSW24 on Jul 31, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He throws 95 mph and has a KNUCKLECURVE!

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KNUCKLECURVE.

You could create such ridiculous pitchers in that game.

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by goGSW24 on Aug 1, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pitching was pretty ridiculous in that game

Brett Tomko is a 21 game winner.

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by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree

Best baseball game ever: Bases Loaded

Pitcher in pain and looking down after giving up homer…priceless

by calbearjd on Aug 1, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow?

the giants could have had aardsma?

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by DrStankus on Aug 1, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHC 5 @ COL 5 T8 – Derrek Lee three run homer

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome. Go Cubs!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hairston.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/CLANK

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by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLidge

Ryan Zimmerman with the walkoff

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 31, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like the last two days every team we’re competing with has lost.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Brad Lidge so much

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's so fucking bad

And all the national media homers all over still think of him as one of the games greatest closers the game has LOL LIGHTS OUT LIDGE.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The best pitching in baseball with the Oswalt trade” —ESPN bozos

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

"best starting rotation in the game"

LOL ESPN MONKEYS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

o shit, walk off 3 run homer

by Unitard on Jul 31, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL THIS

Hadn’t seen that one in a while, LOL LIDGE!

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awesome.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at your first baseman, now back at me.

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by RDreamer on Aug 1, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t they paying Lidge like $11.5m this year and next year?

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by srpwrd on Jul 31, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure, but i think they have over $100m+ tied up in 10 guys next season

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 31, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Amaro.

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by srpwrd on Jul 31, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Cliff Lee

LOL Ryan Howard

LOL Ibanez

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the mets do not walk off

They might be 2009 giants.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

they won

Remember when they came to SF and they were ahead of us? LOL

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

And got swept in 4 games but phil cuzzi deemed the mets deserve to win more than the giants since they are from new york.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants miss the playoffs by a game, there will be blood.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cue Daniel Day Lewis pic

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it all. Now I want a milkshake.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drank your milkshake. I drank it up

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, why do you think I want one so much?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s fucking amazing.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE WERE IN NEW YORK BEFORE THEY EVEN EXISTED!

/rage

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!

by goGSW24 on Jul 31, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re showing the Rockies game with Rent’s grand slam on CSN right now.

by Natto on Jul 31, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

what inning is it?

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip’s call of that was beyond awesome.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Jul 31, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only game I went to last year

Nuts

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there!

I was with my girl friend at the time, French, and it was her first ballgame ever. I carefully explained the situation before Renteria’s home run; when it happened, and everyone was going wild, she gave me a wide-eyed look and said, “Did he do it?” And it was then that I kissed her. That is the greatest game of all time.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then you obviously fail

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ma petite amie

I should have said.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jul 31, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You said "gf at the time"

so I assume she’s a free agent now? I would like to sign her with an oral contact contract.

[404 error: Shame not found]

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 1, 2010 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go to France, and she’s all yours!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh

Time to pack for Paris and create more havoc than Liam Neeson and their national football team!

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on Aug 1, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want 2010 games.

I’m still in awe of how we won 88 games last year. What a not good team.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum was really really good

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and Sandoval

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain was also inhuman before he got hit on his throwing arm by a line drive by adrian giant slaughterer adrian gonzo.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we had Winn, Rowand, and Molina hitting 1st, 4th and 5th…

oh god…

as well as Renteria hitting 2nd a lot.

LOL Bad

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and ryan garko obtained as a big bat

LOL

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BENCHED

LOL SANCHEZ ACQUIRED AND INJURED

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RANDY WINN STARTING 162 GAMES IN RF

LOL GREAT D-#!!!!

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although, I wish we had 2009 Randy Winn right now.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d at least spell a solid lead off option when torres is resting.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would start him. Oh, my bad.

I meant 2008 Randy Winn, Mr. 5+ WAR.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish this team had 2009 Lincecum and Sandoval. That would be cool

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. One’s a 7.5 WAR pitcher the other is a 6 WAR pitcher.

2008 Timmy had 1 more K/9, slightly less BB/9, as well as half a run lower in FIP and ERA.

Not to mention a lot of Tim’s great success this year is from the first month of the season.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you can't just exclude the first month...

Also, by xFIP, the difference is really small. just .2…The only really large difference is in K/9. I didn’t say there weren’t any differences. I merely stated that 2008 wasn’t exactly miles ahead of 2010, a bit of luck here and there could easily turn 2010 into another 2008-type of season.

by seaborn on Jul 31, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think anyone is disagreeing with you

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t disagree.

But there’s definitely something different about Lincecum right now compared to what he is right now.

If not, he wouldn’t be changing his mechanics.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, all I’m saying is that Lincecum’s performed pretty well. I mean, he’s definitely still our ace and, even when going through these problems, he’s still one of the top 10, or even top 5 pitchers in the National League.

by seaborn on Jul 31, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No disagreement there. I’d still like the old Tim back though.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'd be in first by 6 games

With 2009 affeldt the padres would not exist.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

He wouldn’t have given up a walk-off to FAH KING EX TEIN

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

He also wouldn’t have let the pirates score in a 3-3 tie game in the 8th inning to lose our first game of the season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

we lost our first game of the season to the Braves because Wellemeyer was pitching actually.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that's right

I guess I forgot about that game since it was so close and renteria’s defense was on fine display all game. I went to the home opener on friday and the epic rain delay tim lincecum ownage game on sunday.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that the last time Pablo’s homered?

Because it feels like it.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

While it does feel like that no his last home run was off jake arietta to straight away center. It was the only run the giants scored that game in which they lost to the orioles and the last time pablo hit a home run. Granted pablo has hit plenty of balls to right that would be gone in all parks but AT&T but that’s life for pablol.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Pablo.

Maybe he’ll hit like 10 homers in October, I’ll be OK with that.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009 Todd Helton getting a hit

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 31, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The loss of Lopez has obviously caused the Pirates pitching staff to implode

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NEED THAT LOOGY YO!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Gonzalez walk-off…

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

to complete the walk-off

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ron santos has heart attack

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humidor Hijinx

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy god that was a bomb

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

his home/away splits are disgusting

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 31, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by disgusting i mean LOL

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 31, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still wondering why Sabean traded Bowker and Martinez for Javier Lopez

Is it time to get off the Scott wagon?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I seriously think this main Padre radio announcer is coked up.

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He sounds like he’s got his nose in more blow than daryl strawberry during the 80’s.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

just absolutely dealin’

by Into the Void on Jul 31, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you dare say something bad about Uncle Ted, who’s been through three divorces and has infant children at the age of 60!

(OK, that might be a slight exaggeration, but still he’s an old man with young kids after one or two divorces. Not that it’s a laughing matter…)

by Ed Jew on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HANK

WTF kind of article hook is this?

As Sarah Palin might say, “Hey, ya Dodgers, whatcha think about hitting Buster Posey now? How’d that work out for ya?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

/headdesk

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 31, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn….I’m scared

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Reminds me of myself when I spent to much time playing counter-strike while rehabing my knee a few summers ago.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This seriously bothering me. But I keep watching it.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the subject line

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

t's Posey time!!

Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.

by sanfrankid on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that bad

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coked up.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s more graphically violent than an Itchy ’n Scratchy bit.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darryl Hamilton is an MLB enforcer?

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

I guess he was at the games to “watch out for dodger giants hostilities”.

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAA?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good question

WELL HE’S NOT HITTING EXTRA BASE HITS SO I’LL MAKE HIM A LEAD OFF GUY YEAH EDWIN RODRIGUEZ BASEBALL!

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by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did Jose Reyes hit 3rd for a while?

LOL Manuel

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once jason bay comes off the DL he’ll be hitting lead off you can guarantee it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause Coughlin hurt himself with some pie or something.

Wasn’t he leading off before?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOWCASING

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That fucker.

Buster. Posey.

by deuce deuce on Jul 31, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY FISH!

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Gaby!

Buster. Posey.

by deuce deuce on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRIARS

6-1 MARLINS Top 9th

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

6-1 Fishies

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

GABY!

2 run single! 6-1 FISH!

by giants92388 on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FLA 6 @ SD 1 T9 – Gaby Sanchez 2RBI single

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

But watched recap. My sister and parents were at this game. God damn them.

Mota striking out SIRM = basically the best thing.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s an oil slick under Uggla’s eyes.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

big yard

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

the texans have a surprisingly good rotation

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 31, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

houston texans? i agree

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

rangers

lol stupid names

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

by slackersphere17 on Jul 31, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNOW HOW TO WIN!!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh brother.

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

just intentionally walk adrian please

by panda revival on Jul 31, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

They had a 5 run lead..don't put more runs on base

Although I guess he did just hit a 2 run single…fuck

by giants92388 on Jul 31, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the point about not putting runs on base, but miguel tejada doesn’t really strike fear in many pitchers any more,

by panda revival on Jul 31, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez with the Pablo-esque swing at the ball at his eyes.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Great. 6-3

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on {Marlins Pitcher}, Quit screwing around

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair

Nolasco’s been pretty much lights out tonight up till here.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they face Johnson tomorrow

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t blow this, Leopold.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Geeeez…

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF, idiot

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell was that.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Miggy.

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

A valid statement

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU MARLINS.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Jul 31, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ughhhhhhhhh

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooh — almost turned that.

One more out, dammit.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes you really appreciate our hometown announcers ...

Here’s what the Marlin radio announcer said (paraphrased) after the non-turn of the DP:
(background: 9th inning, Marlins up 6-3; 1st and 3rd, 1 out; ground ball to 3rd (out at 2nd, safe at 1st))

“Whoa did I say Tejada scored? He didn’t … he stayed at third, even though there was no chance of the play coming home. That’s a huge play – the score is only 6-3, not 6-4!!!”

What a maroon!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assume you mean Gonzalez, not Tejada?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have a Tejada…

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, you’re right … it was Gonzalez on third (Tejada on first). But I still think he said Tejada. Maybe I’ll check the archive when it’s posted.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re just that bad.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checked the Gameday Audio archive ...

and the Marlins’ announcer did say it was Gonzales who held at third and failed to score on the play with Tejada out at second.

And here are the exact words that followed:
“Wow, that is a break … it’s still 6-3.”

You can find it at 3:08 of the archive.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, on that play the ball was hit right to the third baseman (forgot who it was), who froze Gonzalez with a glance before going to second. If the ball had gone to a middle infielder and Gonzalez had gone on contact, one assumes he would have scored.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

(As you say, it would be nice if the radio broadcasters could call all this rather than assume it.)

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, my point was that it really doesn’t matter if he scores or not … it’s the 9th inning and the tying run is still at the plate if the DP isn’t turned.

As some announcers will say (to my annoyance), “his run doesn’t matter”. I will no longer cringe the next time that’s said.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that a nice pick by Cantu?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Cantu isn’t a Marlin anymore

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLME. Then who was that? and where is Cantu?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

gaby sanchez?

and Cantu is in Texas

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas, and wes helms is their third baseman now

by panda revival on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

but clearly his spirit lives on with them

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hairston on deck

i swear to god get venable out or i am going to take like seventeen shits and die.

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!

LOL PADRES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 3 down in the AILC

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALL GAME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

1.5 games back!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD

I will put aside my loathing for the state of Florida. Go fish!

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB.tv is great. I can loaf on baseball all day long.

Dan Haren is getting Cain’ed now in Anaheim.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Johnson should shut down the Padres tomorrow

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

and Ludwick!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no!

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spoiler: Lowell Cohn column quote re Sanchez below

Click on the subject line to ignore.

I agree the Giants should not trade Bumgarner, who may be the best pitcher on their staff at this moment. But Sanchez? Come on. The Giants look at Sanchez and see a lefty, a young lefty, a young lefty with great stuff. They believe he will outgrow his inconsistency. Maybe they think he’s destined for the Hall of Fame.

I disagree. I see a 27-year-old pitcher who should be fully mature by now. I don’t think he will outgrow anything. I think he is who he is. He is fine as long as he can throw his fastball. Ask him to get batters out with his curve and his palms begin to sweat. He doesn’t believe in his curveball. He psyches himself out on the mound — you’ve seen him do that.

If you want to be unkind, you might say Sanchez has head-case tendencies. If you really want to be unkind, you might say he never will be more than a No.4 starter. I believe he never will be anything more than a No.4. I believe the Giants should have traded him.

No mention of who would replace him in the rotation, of course.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i think most teams would kill for a 4th starter with a 3.65 ERA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

me or him?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

him

you never.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

never?

It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB

by manabout on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never, at the risk of banning

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

alternatively, chasm at the non stupid logic

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, how many teams would die to have him as their no. 4.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he thinks Sanchez is a hopeless head case, I don’t think he watches too many middle to back of the rotation starters.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember last year when we worried that Sanchez wasn’t an adequate fifth starter? We were so naive then.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he lost the “headcase” tag last year.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

for some players, it would be worth trading sanchez imho. but what exactly was the deal that it was a mistake to refuse?

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Writers always speculate, it gets extremely annoying.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just that sometimes taking action is better than being patient, especially when a difference-making, team-improving, playoff-guaranteeing big hitter is the payoff.

Yeah, Sanchez was going to bring that kind of return back.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez for Pujols, get it done Sabez!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that trade you do. Dunn or Berkman for 2 months, forget it. Fielder till 2012? ok…thats probably a deal you do

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and it’s not something that happens.

I wish the media’s logic wasn’t so…illogical.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just a long way to say "justin morneau type hitter"

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 31, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree the Giants should not trade Bumgarner, who may be the best pitcher on their staff at this moment.

/spittake, stops reading.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is a cute, one-trick pony!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmeh — lost all velocity.
Cain — no killer instinct
Zito — costs too much
Sanchez — headcase

Bummy — godsend

Duh.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m glad that’s all straightened out.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

right there is where all credibility is lost.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was going to comment on that, but I checked to see if anybody else had first. That was a dumb thing to say.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes no sense

If he believes that Jonathan Sanchez is no better than a number 4 starter, which is basically average to below average, then how did he expect the giants to trade him for an everyday player that would be better than average?

by monsterlxe on Jul 31, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner is not our best starter. It’s not even close.

by seaborn on Aug 1, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes me sad

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best of luck John B…

by KrazyKrabMeat on Jul 31, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

29 games?

I’ll settle for 16-13 honestly.

But let’s go 29-0, and sweep SD.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve done it three times now and keep coming up with 28…

by Into the Void on Jul 31, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

31 days with 2 off-days

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

didn’t see the 3rd one…

LOL I kid…28 days

Ok so 16-12!!

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus

rockies, braves, (cubs), padres, phillies, cards, reds, (dbacks), rockies

thats like 7 playoff series

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit that's a rough month

Over .500 teams we face: Rockies, Cardinals, Reds, Padres, Phillies, Braves
Under .500 teams we face: D-Backs, Cubs

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we’ve done good outside the West. And we are good. ACCEPT IT.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Diego’s schedule looks like this :\

http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/calendar/_/name/sd/month/august/san-diego-padres

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, wtf?

They play one other good team besides the Giants the whole month?

by Into the Void on Jul 31, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of road games though

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out their September though.

Pads play one sub-.500 team in September (Cubbies), the rest are contenders

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The two months are largely switched. Our September looks like their August. Lots of Brewers and Cubs.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the Giants (other than Wrigley) don’t have to travel farther than Colorado the entire month. They basically play the NL West the entire month.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Atlanta

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m talking about September.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Im stupid

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he means Septembre

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that. And they end the season here.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

end the season

being the operative phrase.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’ll be over confident.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 31, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i prefer we have a hard aug to a hard sept. were hot now

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next week is probably the worst

Denver —> Atlanta —> SF with no off days.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I hate off-days.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff says off days are for wimps.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

we lucked out a little that Prado is out for the week

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to go to Atlanta so Posey can go 12-16 and Heyward 2-14

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyward will get hurt so he won’t have to face him.

Like he did against Strasburg.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

Looking ahead, it looks like:

Sanchez vs Cook
Bumgarner vs Ubaldo
Lincecum vs Jurrjens
Zito vs Hanson
Cain vs Hudson
Sanchez vs Lowe

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course Cain matches up against the pitcher who is currently the best out of those 6

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going to hit into 8 double plays in 7 innings against Hudson, which isn’t even possible.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

going for the elusive fourth out

sadly we’re not up against armando galarraga BUT I STILL BELIEVE

It's Johnnie Walker inside.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for Zito vs Hudson.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

zito will come in as a reliever. That’s what we do with Lefties now.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought Mulder would be the best of the Big Three and he’s long, long gone.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the Big Three

What I thought Foppert, Williams and Ainsworth would turn out to be.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what they say…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in the middle of cleaning my apt to move

I found a set of Hudson, Zito, Mulder and the elephant bobbleheads. I wonder if they’re worth anything. Probably zilch.

by freesia39 on Jul 31, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there was a time when Mulder was the best of the Big Three.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

THOSE ARE BOTH MY POKEMONZ

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

This is the equivalent of a ref giving a red card to a soccer player faking an injury.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember AJ doing that once in his “Lost Season”.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

was AJ really a part of the lost season? I think I blocked that out. No wonder it was so awful and cursed.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I really did block that out.

It all makes sense now. I wonder if he’s long lost brothers with Salmon Torress

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

nevermind

wrong year.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jul 31, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT PHILLIES

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

check out my sig! :) I am so silly right now!

/3rd beer

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo!

That’s kind of hilarious actually :-)

<3 GiantsBabe <3

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like this:

& hearts ;

But with no spaces.

♥ baetown415 ♥

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh groug...

/swoons

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ groug ♥

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And just 3 beers?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK. LA

BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 31, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

AHH!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Walrus sighting

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

adblock FTW

/SFGuy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto lining Grant’s (already wealthy) pockets.

by Into the Void on Jul 31, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noscript kthxbye.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Ray Ratto! How can I get back on the right track??

You’ll be doing a lot of prospect trading when you’re living in a van down by the river!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still shaking my head at the Pirates

They got a lot for a little and not just from the Pirates.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

...take 2?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm willing to believe

That the rest of the league/Brian Sabean knew something about Bowker that we just don’t.

But to quote fangraphs:

The Giants didn’t drastically overpay in either case, it just seems like a case of tunnel vision in the Lopez deal.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 31, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad that they didn’t trade neal and belt for downs I woke up today fearing I might turn on my computer and see that :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

All things considered, Sabean’s restraint should be (at least somewhat) praised.

I’m 100% sure that every single person he called in an attempt to make a deal said “Oh, we want Sanchez or Bumgarner”. And hey, we’re leaving the deadline with our rotation intact. There’s something to be said for that.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Jul 31, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s so awful that we consider it a win that our GM doesn’t completely screw up.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you factor in the Molina trade

Sabean didn’t have an awful deadline.

My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.

by GiantPain on Aug 1, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

to me

this is like the clip they play before the NFL draft every year of the Jets passing on Dan Marino and the Jets fan saying “maybe the Jets know something we don’t”

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 1, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Dodgers fans were so happy when it was 1-0

and how sad they were when it ended 2-1. I don’t care if kids, adults, old people. They were sad and I was happy.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jul 31, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when they were in 1st place for like half a day.

Now they’re in 4th.

Makes me happy.

by DrDC on Jul 31, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe torre said he plans to have the theriot play everyday at 2nd base for the rest of the year

This is great knews I just thought he was going to be a bench player, thank you ned colleti :D.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

*news but yeah i’m pretty cool

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail beard is fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Total, utter fail?

He’s probably too young to grow a proper beard, but better than Kershaw at least.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I realize that that’s damning him with faint praise.)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely better than Kershaw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew a proper beard at age 16

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Aug 1, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta say… I agree.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a bad look

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

Lots of z’ing

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

and i wasn't here much at all

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEAK

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

some would consider that GOOD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Grant?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

love the fact he thought i was posting all over the place the other day

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drunk Grant is more sociable.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

as was i last night...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awesome.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

More DNWs
But in trading away those core playoff-team members to the Los Angeles Dodgers — and nearly trading Mike Fontenot and Xavier Nady to the San Francisco Giants an hour or so later — Cubs general manager Jim Hendry officially ended all the lip service about historic comebacks and started the clock on 2011.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/2554794,CST-SPT-cub01.article

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

dodged a bullet there

by ACgiant97 on Jul 31, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

major DNW

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC this comment

Xavier nady and ryan theriot… Dear god that could have been ugly bork would have made love to both of them.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Sabean really wanted us to hate him, huh?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Jul 31, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s almost daring us to hate him more.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a terrifying “could have been”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love today's game

I missed most of it, travelling home from San Diego (I love the city, but man it was cold this year – didn’t break 70 degrees once in the two weeks we were there). But as soon as we walked into the house, we went straight to the TV, turned on the game, and the first pitch we saw was Pat Burrell hitting his homer. That was pretty awesome.

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by mymclife on Jul 31, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY UR HOME!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY mymclife NEVER MOVING TO SAN DIEGO!

…too many people fall in love with the city I pay too much in taxes for

by Ed Jew on Jul 31, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww. I just like San Diego because that’s where my dad’s side of the family (30+ people) has their reunion every year. We rent out this beachside condo complex on Mission Beach just a short walk away from Belmont Park, and everyone just hangs out for two weeks. So much fun.

I probably don’t want to live there, since it’s a little too laid back for me (plus there is a distinct lack of hockey), but I love vacationing there.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 31, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey? Doesnt USD have a hockey team? club hockey :D, but San Diego no doubt is an awesome city, downtown is pretty sweet as well

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh, I’m not interested in club hockey. ECHL/major juniors or better is pretty much all I’ll tolerate.

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by mymclife on Jul 31, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good, so are you jealous of me going to Miami OHIO? HMMM??

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I was right

Sabean doesn’t see anything in Bowker.

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by SFGuy on Jul 31, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

what'd bowker do?

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by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Sabean?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jul 31, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ broxton never throwing higher than 92 to burrell

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the HR pitch was 96 MPH iirc

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by jctGamer on Jul 31, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I just took a look at gameday you’re right. He threw 92,94,93, 83 and then 96 on the dinger ball. I guess he wasn’t throwing just 92 just seems like it when I’m accustomed to seeing 97-99 from him with ease.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am just not happy that I, and apparently the Giants hitters

are in no way intimidated when he comes into a ball game

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy not feelings like a game is over when the giants are down by a run and its the 7th inning.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

burrell is a pimp ...

on AND off the field.

damn, she’s smoking hot.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boulder creek native!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

do i have to rec this? :D

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

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by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

Andres Torres.

by Chro on Jul 31, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

Oh, damn. What Chro said.

by non sequitur on Aug 1, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow guys

were up late tonight. This one was special because that is what always happened to us prior. Were also 17-21 against the West now.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Marty lurie is insane

I just went to the store and turned on KNBR and marty is still doing post game LOL OVER WORKED.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t know if it’s been mentioned, but Huff’s face after the Burrell home run: Amazing.

by Wazl on Jul 31, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric karros was extremely pissed off at the way the giants dugout was acting.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was pissed listening to him.

He gets but hurt when LA loses all the time. What ever happened to keeping it unbiased?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps someone should tell phil cuzzi and c.b. buckner that.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Local I can live with

National I can’t.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My night just got awsome.

Wife was watching Cris Angel show and now I have Cowboy Bebop on.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cowboy Bebop

Probably my favorite show (anime or otherwise) of all time.

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cool.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ed has a FATHER!?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i'm so pissed Keanu Reeves is playing Spike in the upcoming live-action movie

>:-(

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes sir ...

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39486

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to ignore that and pretend this conversation never happened.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know dude

so fucking horrible.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

One episode strectched into 2 hours?

What kinda crap is that? You can do half the story in 2 hours and finish the other half in 2.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Natto

Only you can make me laugh at a tragedy.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be excellent to each other ...

what a joke.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

Your kidding right?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by RDreamer on Aug 1, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watched a bunch of Mythbusters then put in my Arrested Development DVDs.

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by troymccluresf on Jul 31, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been at a stupid wedding since 4, so I just now watched Burrell’s homer. There was so much awesome going on in that dugout. I liked the extra footage they showed at the beginning of the ninth. Huff was, indeed, having a seizure. I also think Nate has a crush on Aubrey. :)

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 31, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The entire bay area should have a crush on huffard.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 31, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate better learn how to hit like Aubrey

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not going to happen. I don’t know what Nate’s career arc will be…

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 31, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

prolly not that awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The crowd’s reaction was basically the same. I still want to jump up and down and give everyone around me a high five.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 31, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Mota’s little jump when he struck out SIRM. Eli’s reaction to that was pretty spazzy and good, too. :)

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 31, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember and will always remember that

i’ve been home alone all day, and it’s boring as shit, but everything changed when Burrell hit that homer, i just jumped up and screamed “FUCK YEA!!!”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really remember what I yelled but it was something along those lines. I know a “I FUCKING LOVE PAT BURRELL!” snuck out at some point.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Jul 31, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh... somebody's got a crush on Pat the Bat

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most of us do after today.

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by j14 on Jul 31, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE HATERS NOW?????? i assume that was said during the GDT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have started crying a little bit.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 31, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re such a girl.

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by j14 on Jul 31, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes.

But, what does it say that I didn’t cry once at the wedding, but a home run could make me cry?

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 31, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cried at the end of TOy Story 3… what does that make me?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to lie, I did too.

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by j14 on Jul 31, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that makes us human

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we’re not dancer

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by j14 on Aug 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

That completed my childhood and made me an adult

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes!!!! IM 22 AND I CAN SAFELY call myself an adult now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t cry when I got married.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even a lil?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

My mom said it was weird.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate weddings.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

because you went alone?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. It’s because it’s such a huge production for the bride and groom to spend about 10 seconds with the guests.

If I ever get married, I’m eloping in Vegas.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word man

I got married there. It was great.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

word "man"? haha

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

Women don’t exist on the internet.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is so true

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, i had to go to my Dad’s wedding, i mean, it wasn’t THAT bad, but some of the shit goes into the whole thing is super long, all it should be is, kiss, now lunch, dance, that’s it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

After I elope, I’m going to have a reception for everyone that’s not at the wedding. But, it’s going to be a barbecue, with buckets of beer and everyone wearing shorts and flip flops.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD, PLEASE INVITE ME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it. Are all the McCoven going?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever I can drag out of their moms’ basements.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is basically what my sister and her bf are planning. I’m on standby to be a witness.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.

by j14 on Aug 1, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I might cry.

TEARS OF FUCKING JOY

Are you single, and if so TELL ME WHY

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6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
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by Gloff on Aug 2, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

When my sister got married it was.

1: Walk to the altar.
2: Quick introduction.
3: Short vows.
4: Go downstairs to the reception.
5: Party until 2 a.m.

It was cool.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your sisters wedding

= win.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

She definitely set a good example for the rest of us.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woa, that is awesome, something that i can’t wait to be a part of now… being one of the best men

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great minds think alike! That’s exactly my gameplan. Then after the wedding, we’ll just throw a fun party with a few friends and family to celebrate.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Aug 1, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know who cried at his wedding???

pat “the bat”

lol!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is this?

And, what was with Karros going off about how Burrell is a “single guy” and how he was going to go out and celebrate after the game? It was weird.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about when he said he can’t react to a pitch and just guesses?

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Karros was just mad.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was weird.

Probably not but I suppose it coulda been a veiled reference to Burrell=gay rumors.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 1, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

i have no idea ...

but it comes up when you type “pat burrell” into yahoo! search. lmao!

i actually have a great story about good ol’ burrell. i went to college in Philly during the days when he and rowand played for the phillies and i met a bartender named sarah one night at a south philly bar and she told me that pat would come in after the game, get shitfaced drunk, try to hit on her, and was eventually thrown out. one night, she decided to sleep with Pat “the Bat” and the best part is that when he came out of the bathroom, he was standing stark naked … only wearing his baseball cleats and holding onto his bat. he then continues to kick his bat onto his shoulder and says, “you’re about to fuck Pat Burrell.” LOL! this is a true story. swear to God.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL OMG

Even if it’s not true I could see him doing something that.

/bad images

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is in line with the other stories we’ve heard. LOL.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

/files that story away with the Hermione one.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my friends claims to have played strip poker with Ray Durham and a few others in a condo near the ballpark.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

no way! that’s classic!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was praying you weren’t about to say Ray Ratto.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a visual I do not need.

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by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

True story

When playing strip poker with Ratto, he starts tearing off rolls of blubber as bets after he loses all his clothes.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Damn mental images!

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love him now.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Classiest shit ever.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat the Mat-rimony

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

ohiseewhatyoudidthere.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

that you are awesome?

:)

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by DrStankus on Aug 1, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it means

there need to be more women like you.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I may have started crying a little bit with my penis.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

howie, nobody cares

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, PiKA.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 31, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just trying to avoid being called a girl.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, ur such a girl

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to make me start crying again.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad, sad penis.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s crying because it’s sad.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey ...

i would be sad too if my best friend was a pussy and my neighbor was an asshole.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully from the upper half of your body

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My irony meter just exploded.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

ouch...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that’s a useful invention.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

See, it’s ironic because it’s like what Comic Book Guy says about the sarcasm meter.

I think.

I don’t really understand irony very well.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that supposed to be irony?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

“THAT’S NOT IRONIC”
-Bender Bending Rodriguez

GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm

by groug on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAS IT CHELSEA’S WEDDING?

by non sequitur on Aug 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid wedding?

That’s harsh

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS WEDDING IS HORSESHIT

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA!!

Step-Brothers is amazing.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

HI!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

lmao!

so much Rec!!!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mole looks like he just looked at himself in the mirror LOL FRED

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS SPARTA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

too funny

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 1, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was the best win of the past 3 or 4 years. Don’t tell me otherwise

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

i disagree big time

the other week vs. the dodgers IN LA with the Mattingly incident

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Jul 31, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one was at home with the crowd was going nuts. It was better

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

NUH UHHHHHH THE ONE WHERE IT WAS UNPREDICTABLE COME FROM BEHIND VICT...

oh fuck it, what difference does it make, they’re both wins

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

IDK, as much as I love being at home. There’s nothing better than hearing those annoying Dodgers fans just STFU after Torres hit that ball, and then striking out Ethier.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger stadium was half empty though, and to be honest I rarely hear that stadium making any noise whatsoever

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are a lazy group

I went once and it was a great pitching duel. All their fans were leaving because they said it was boring. My friend and I were captivated.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodger fans who show up to AT&T Park are 10 times more intense, it seems

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hostile territory I would assume.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLdger fans ...

continuing the "meat/buns" theme of the Dodger Dog since 1958.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

uhhh whut?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

funny/disturbing shit, right? only LOLdger fans.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 1, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm laughing my ass off too dude... like no joke

like seriously, that pic was so funny

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You ever have your shit pushed in, homes?

by zuma420 on Aug 1, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

dont roll both ways homeslice

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

quote from Training Day

by zuma420 on Aug 1, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea… i remember that movie, not really tho

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t act like you’ve never spooned your smaller, younger clone.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROTFLMAO!!!

i find it absolutely hilarious how they’re still trying to look gangsta.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched the replay and Huff really looked like he wanted to beat the shit outta somebody, just out of pure excitement. That’s not even an exhaggeration

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Wanted to get his hands on Russell Martin

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, what is the name of that song that they play at AT&T Park whenever a Giant hits a homer?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions  

No, not that one. You can hear it in the background of the replay of Burrell’s HR. I’m not sure how long they’ve been playing it but it has been in use for at least all of this season

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know what?

the crowd was too loud for me to hear what song is playing! lol!

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was too busy jumping around , screaming, and high fiving people to pay attention to the music.

by Natto on Aug 1, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's so sick!

today’s game will go down in Giants history. fucking awesome.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

They play this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44&feature=avmsc2

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the right song

and not sarcasm. If you don’t want to listen to it, it’s Gap Band’s “You Dropped a Bomb on Me”. AT&T used to play it for every Giants homer until 9/11/01.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had his shields up.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one believes what I say so….

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're lying.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, that song sounds way better after a Giants home run

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

interesting Belt splits

san jose
bases empty: .355/.462/.574
runners on base: .403/.516/.685
runners in scoring position: .369/.495/.631

richmond
bases empty: .295/.305/.639
runners on base: .459/.556/.757
runners in scoring position: .458/.536/.833

he is money in the clutch

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 1, 2010 12:09 AM PDT reply actions  

are you

wearing a strawhat, by any chance?

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see ribeyez

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

ribeyez are risp biased, interestingly enough, so i didn’t include it

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, there’s a lot of hilarious stuff in Grant’s trade thread.

by Natto on Aug 1, 2010 12:12 AM PDT reply actions  

anything stick out?

twss….

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read about 30 comments.

Summary: Bowker Sucks and if you all know so much more than Sabean, apply for a GM job!

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Aug 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He said the job was open…

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know there’s some stupidity going on when I make more comments in earnest than I do in fun.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Your comments are just fine.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pregnant batman was pretty cool, other than that no.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

by Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even if I was adding to it

there is only so much of that I could take.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Aug 1, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is buster a lock for NL player of the month?

Or is there some east coast bias fuck that was also raking in july and will unanimously win the award?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

some guy homered once, so he’ll probably get it.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

shit, i'll say!

43 hits in July, the most ever by a San Francisco rookie. mark my words … posey = the next “thrill.”

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet if A-Rod got 600 they would have given it to him.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

would they have given him both the AL and NL award?

by Link on Aug 1, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Joba will get the AL for that one year he was a rookie.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

King Kong has got to be the most depressing movie ever.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

WOW you are so anticlimactic with your arrivals

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

ATTENTION EVERYONE I HAVE OFFICIALLY ARRIVED

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which one?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The newest one. Everyone dies. Except the people who deserve to die. They survive.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

JACK BLACK IS IN IT THO!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. He deserves to die ( in the movie).

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

did he sing?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

wrong movie

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

noooo, i'm pretty sure Jack Black sings in almost every movie he's in

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

King Kong sang

I think it was some crappy song from the 90’s

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I remember from that one is that they slid on the ice for an almost insufferably long amount of time.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hated that movie.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 1, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

FU!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT reply actions  

NO U!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

STFU

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously FUCK U

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is getting ugly. lol.

When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!

I will bleed orange till I die.

by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sincerely, blow me

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh really? you son of a bitch!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

wtf! ha, go hump Howie's leg

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

His leg is probably the only part of him I haven’t humped yet.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good to know, thanks for the heads up Lars

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No problem

I just wanted you to know which parts to stay away from

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

good to know there are no issues

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

For one, it’s too close to my feet for your comfort.

And for another, you’ve never properly appreciated the hump-usefulness of the knee-crease.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pronouncing the second ‘e’ in sincerely for the purposes of reading this comment..

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never can place Ovtan accents.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get confused by the wide variety of Tervin dialects.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I think that should be Tervish.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on who your thinking at.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about UNF?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

RAWRUNF

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAYUR!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now King Kong SPOILERS dies so I can’t watch

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Pika broke twitter

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:52 AM PDT reply actions  

i was just trying to type something everyone should know :(

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT A DOUCHE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Aug 1, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

INORITE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always read this as "In - or - right"

Instead of “I know, right”

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey, screw you

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

GET A HUMAN DWELLING CUBE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRED!

/clank

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:54 AM PDT reply actions  

FOR EVERYONE STILL COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TRADES?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:28 AM PDT reply actions  

she wasnt havin it with the glasses on

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like you need a new one saying that.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, i'll do that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for a no glasses picture :(

Or throwing them away.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm... soon, i'll do that soon, she looks more sad without em

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could see that with the whole eyes thing.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

english bulldogs... they never havin' it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

never ain’t havin’ it

I feel like making that making my long overdue sig that hasn’t existed in the 12+ months I’ve been here.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

should probably do that

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta like click stuff though, I kinda like having blank stuff around me.

That sounds weird.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, i did for a while, but then i was like “fuck it, i want something under my name”

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants pass the Padres, I’ll do it.

Win-win.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds good!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully it’s within the next week!

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, or else we'll forget about it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I better not wait long, or heads will roll.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure why people would be complaining, neal and belt are still giants and did not get flipped for edwin encarnacion.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

SABEZ NOT TURN SANCHEZ INTO HANLEY RAMIREZ…WTF?!

That’s what KNBR sounded like, and the idiot who suggested we trade MadBum for Fielder.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

salty balty was a train wreck

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Missed that, only listened for like 10 minutes in the car.

I honestly can’t listen to KNBR much anymore, too many idiots.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just like listening to stuff talked about that ISNT giants baseball

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea, like NINERS, warriors, or college football

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I wasn’t sure if you were referring to that or politics or something.

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope made the point the other day that the better the Giants do. The more idiots are going to come streaming out of the woodwork both on KNBR and on this here bloggy thing.

And if they get into the playoffs? Text editors and proof readers help us all…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

what did salty have to say?

I somehow missed his call, I assume he went crazy over not trading sanchez for dunn or fielder?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Urban didn't want to take his call, left it for Marty

but it was just absolutely going crazy over the fact they didnt get a bat

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some insane idiot called in and went on this crazy fielder rant like he’s jesus and putting up bondsian numbers. I’m sure he was well aware that he’s slugging under .500 and has 22 homers and 48 RBI’s to go with his horrific defense and speed LOL FIELDER WILL TAKE US ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is why i like listening to KNBR, it's hilarious

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Listening to gary radnich be heralded as the greatest sports talk show host in the bay area while not knowing anything about sports or even talking about them never gets old.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 1, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could listen to some idiot who will say “Let’s trade Velez for Pujols”.

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its 1:30. How many people can be on Twitter?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:35 AM PDT reply actions  

wasnt me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hot damn the Gorillaz make weird music videos

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Lil wayne>Gorillaz

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

gorillaz are cool... if ur like a baby

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lil Wayne is cool

If you’re like retarded

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you are lost, Pika.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

lost in the awesome lyrics of lil wayne? yes

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lil Wayne is an idiot. His lyrics are meaningless and stupid, his flows are the only thing that makes him listenable.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

sir, you are so wrong,

Give it time dude

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've listened to him since Numba1 Stunna

He’s regressed hardcore….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Aug 1, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gave it to much time. He’s not someone you warm up to, hes someone who you eventually realize sucks at rapping.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SUCK AT THE TYPE OF MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO!!!!! :D

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Does he listen to Lil Wayne or something?

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s listenable?

While it’s on mute right?

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

starting to get sick of Cudi, he just absolutely BLOWS live

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t go down this road Pika.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm just saying, i've been to one of his shows, and a few of my friends went to

a few of his shows, everything was terrible

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everything but the music

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The music was terrible dude, you couldn’t hear him rap at all

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

::sigh, kids::

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

and I meant all three of you

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

GO BACK TO UR ROCKING CHAIR

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

was he put there because of his bad facial hair?

by DrDC on Aug 1, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Walt Frazier should help him out

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY LAWN

Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 1, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

UR LAWN? what lawn?????

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I thought I saw some dumb things in the trade thread.

by Natto on Aug 1, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I finally make my way to this thread, what a great game today. We started in Lot D tailgating then made our way to the ballpark and sat in the center field bleachers. Great view of Zito pitiching today. There were 75 of us so we made lots of noise and had a good time. For the bleachers everyone was rather civil to each other and general good natured heckling.

Just to let you all know I called that HR. Pat the Bat came up I said he would hit one and pointed to where it would go. The next pitch..boom. You are welcome. :)

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Aug 1, 2010 3:18 AM PDT reply actions  

You know, one thing that was really impressive about the 20-8 July is that the Giants managed it despite 1. not having a single off day other than the All Star Break and 2. playing 18 of 28 games on the road.

I think if you’d told me those two things before July began AND told me that the Giants would go 20-8 in the month, I would have thought you were crazy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

remember this thread?

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/21/1529134/the-next-38-games

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

The Giants started out 2-8 even, but the ended up at 22-16

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Aug 1, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

a lot

Molina had not been traded when that post was written

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Aug 1, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember someone's prediction of 21/17?

Versus 22/16 actual? Way off.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on Aug 1, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

speedftw nailed in on the nose

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Aug 1, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention a winning record against NL West teams.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

They also managed it while in desperate need of a LOOGY. Imagine what the record would have been in July if they actually had that left-handed relief pitcher!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PAT BURRELL HATERZ

wow. Burrell taking a curtain call was awesome. Also, I think I now love guillermo mota

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on Aug 1, 2010 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

kiss mah ass

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on Aug 1, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Colorado 34(miraculous walk-offs)-18 at home and 20-32 on the road….hmm

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Aug 1, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

Just got invited to the game tonight! SWEEP LA!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m sorry, if you didn’t bring enough for the whole class to share….

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Aug 1, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize, that was rude of me.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

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