Post-game thread: Giants come back late, beat Broxton and Dodgers
Maybe John Bowker will be a hard-hitting corner outfielder one day. Maybe he won’t. We’ll see in a year or two. I’m pulling for him.
Maybe Javier Lopez will get Adrian Gonzalez to flail at a pitch in a crucial, division-deciding spot. Maybe he’ll give up a bases-clearing double. We’ll see in a month or two. I’m pulling for him.
Until then, we have the day-to-day foibles of the Giants to follow. And today, it’s a good day to be a Giants fan. For the most part. Ah, nuts. Forget the qualifier. It was a great day. The Giants beat the Dodgers. Everything else is secondary. Kind of. For the most part.
It was a serious déjà vu game until Pat Burrell’s homer. Chad Billingsley was shutting down the Giants again. The Giants were leaving runners in scoring position again. It would have been a miserable loss. But Burrell – acquired for Bowker in the alternate offseason reality I’ve created to make this win even more enjoyable – hit one of the more memorable home runs of the past few seasons.
Guillermo Mota was fantastic. Barry Zito was great. The crowd was going nuts, and that definitely came across on the radio. Soon the feeling will return to my extremities.
Sweep this series, you beautiful bastards. Sweep.
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LOL Dodgers
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Mop LA, C-C-C-Combo breaker
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Jul 31, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BEAT LA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEEP LA
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SWEEP LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SWEEP LA
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEEP LA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEEP LA
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEEP LA
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
SWEEP LA
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEEP LA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SWEEP LA
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
SWEEP LA
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
JERK
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You one of those guys always doing the wave, even the third time around?
Start another.
I subscribe to the Bill of Rights.
I like jazz and baseball too.
"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."
Bork Never Sleeps
You’re weird.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If gallo de ciello and pynchon59 have a conversation, watch out.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You dickishness is inspiring, good sir.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this another Vic sock-puppet?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
no, i think this one has been around for awhile.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, it’s not Vic. He did have some conversations with Vic where he talked about how much he liked him, though. So there’s that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So what is it y’all have against the weirdos?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well, I don’t have anything against gallo (your dad, no, formerly baby_tuckoo?). I just think his posts are weird sometimes. He wouldn’t be the first.
Vic may be a different story, but that’s a different story.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I thought you were responding to something else. I see this has nothing to do with my gallo comment. Stupid eyesight.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Gallo is Baby_Tuckoo?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Yeah, I think he decided the Joyce reference was too much
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh… that makes more sense than it being the heavy metal band.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
UNF!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT DODGERS
THE UNBELIEVABLE HAS HAPPEND!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
*happened but yeah
SUCK TI DODGERS SUCK IT PORKSTER BROXTON SIRM SIRM SIRM SUCK IT CASEY BLAKE LOL TORRE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The home run was great but I almost loved the dugout celebration even more. I mean, I think chemistry is as overrated as the next sabermetric nerd living in their mom’s basement, but it’s still fun to watch a team that clearly enjoys playing together. I mean, they were practically mobbing Burrell when he came into the dugout.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think there is something to club house chemistry in baseball
Long season and quirks of the game…is it a big thing..no…but every little bit helps
Chemistry
Certainly has to make work more fun, just like any job.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
Did you see Huff?
He was like Valvano, jumping around looking for someone to high five.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez was really psyched too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t care what ppl say. Sanchy is awesome. Great defensiveman and a great teammate. His bat will come alive.
It might be me projecting this, but it looked like Huff and Franchez were pumped the most – two guys who have spent their entire career playing for bottom dwellers, thrilled to be playing for the playoffs into August.
I like this team.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
LOL J-Mart & Bowker
and of course Martinez wins 15 games next year and Bowker hits 35 homers
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Lol Dodgers fan
Torres, Huff, and Burrell. 3 pieces of shit that turn into gold in a giants uniform.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOL NOT CARLOS SANTANA
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
"shit turning into gold"
same thing I said about half their ballclub, especially the guy pictured above.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
Thx for the subj line.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Pat Burrell bitches!!
finally hitting a homer that counts
by 49erEmpire on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
SIRM
Nothing like some “I Love Lucy” after a Giants win.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
and green it
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Huff & Sanchez
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
by marcello on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Rowand too...
Seemed genuinely happy for Pat. And he was the one who pushed him out of the dugout for the curtain call.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Better believe I’m turning this green
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd so hard
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
rec’d forever
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Jul 31, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrecking ball big time
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
That was awesome.
Alright, I’m out. Going to get my Posey bobblehead now. Later, nerbs.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Just sayin......
Yesterday it was 1-0, I sat down and the Giants scored. My wife sent me out for dinner and they went down 2-1. I got back and Huff hit the double. They went on to win as we all know. Today I was out doing all my errands and got back in the 8th. You all know what happened there.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Saving it for ESPN
Brian Wilson wanted to pitch today but Bochy wanted to give him another day to rest his back. Bochy thinks he’ll be OK on Sunday. #sfgiants
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
The Giants acquired two relievers today and they only opened up one roster spot. Denny Bautista picked a bad day to walk the ballpark.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 5:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Will they have to DFA his teeth separately?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope we don't need him today
With tomorrow being an off day, two more days rest would probably be best. backs are scary Let’s shell Kershaw!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Hitting Posey will result in divine retribution. The baseball gods protect their chosen son.
by Seasick fish on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
According to my sources eric karros broke into tears after the home run and turned off his mic
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Did you see him after the game?
Look like he was choking down vomit when he said the Giants look like the team to beat.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The man is a joke.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He is great when the Dodgers are winning......
Because he washes there balls like none other.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Karros may have been the best of the 3 FOX analysts used. In Cincinnati for Braves-Reds was Kevin Millar. In Boston for Tigers-Red Sox was Mark Grace.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I like beating the dodgers
But Burrell – acquired for Bowker in the alternate offseason reality I’ve created to make this win even more enjoyable – hit one of the more memorable home runs of the past few seasons.
I would like to live in this world.
SWEEP LA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Anyone here gonna be at the game tomorrow?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
I'm gonna try.
Forking over $40 for tickets… wee!
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
If you get one for 40, you’re lucky
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jul 31, 2010 9:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
My wife went grocery shopping
Got home just as Pat was batting. I paused the game, went up to help her put groceries away. Some small talk, some menu planning for tonight. Got back to the game. Next pitch, Burrell hits it out. I’m going nuts. My wife’s like ‘what?’
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Mr. Merope was driving home from bowling and pulled the car off to the side of the road to call me and yell.
That's so cool that he is so careful like that!
he’s a keeper!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
Let's all give a hand to Barry Zito!!
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I don't know him THAT well.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That opens up a wealth of items that are good for me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/shudders
I cannot even remember who linked that. I would love to stab them.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I actually have never seen it (sorry that it's haunting you, though)
I don’t care much about her but I love her fun music—great for dancing!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
Helluva game.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice game, Zito.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That game bore
the Mark of ZITO!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
+109
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
IT wasn’t intentional but they absolutely are that stupid because they did it last week.
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
A fair point.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That would have been monumentally stupid.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
Not in a one run ballgame.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eric Karros said no
Therefore, absolutely it was intentional.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
All 3 weren’t intentional
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
i think they hit him on purpose.
they didn’t want to pitch to posey. it wasn’t one of those “drillings” or “purpose pitches”, it was one of those “pitch around the hitters”, but taken an extra stupid step. they wanted to pitch to burris even with a man aboard. and they got their wish.
burriss got pop?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Because that makes this win even more awesome
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
The special sauce is that Burrell’s home run kept it from being Casey Fucking Blake that beat the Giants singlehanded. Man I hate that guy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
So I was just thinking about how Karros was bitching about how there was no way the HBP on Posey was intentional because they would never put the tying run on base. But that is exactly what the Dodgers did when they intentionally hit Rowand in the last series.
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
And it worked out so well for them that they decided to try it again?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah,
I wonder if the championship ring will look weird on him too.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
BANNED
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Format fail, joke’s off….:(
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a Cardinal Sin.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
It is the theological equivalent of trying to catch a fly ball with one’s crotch, yes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Your fact is a lot more fun!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HAW HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Actaully no
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I hope we destroy them tomorrow, so we can hit Blake. I’m usually a pacifist and against it, but man I hate that guy, and they hit 3 people today.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
wanna bet they warn both benches before the game?
the umps know how to kill the rivalry
Umpires shouldn’t get involved. Unless they start throwing at a batter’s head, just let it go
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
The first two were on 1-2 counts. They did the Giants a favor.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
As of July 1
The Giants have the second best offense in the NL at 5.32 RPG. Rockies are number one with 5.4.
Yankees and Twins are at 5.8 and 5.76 respectively.
Second best run diff in July (+47, Yankees +50)
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Rockies don't count
lol 12 run inning against the scrubs
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Cheaters!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They are 15 runs better than Rocks overall and 20 better than Reds
but have played more games.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
As of August 1?
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Sorry meant since July 1.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
This game =

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Computer generated and not real.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1938849
cracks me up evertime….Double Dragon!
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
First time the Giants have been at least 15 games over .500 since 2004.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Maybe
But I like your enthusiasm :-)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Wow, we’ve played 4 more games than the Padres?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a little strange. They musta had some rainouts or something.
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's go FISH!!!
tiem for 1.5 back!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
by bigboneded on Jul 31, 2010 4:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Barry Zito and G Mota
Know how to win!
So glad i got to watch the Burrell game winner. Thank you Fox Sports Espanol.
Added bonus, no Karros.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
Zito doesn't know how to win.
Left the game behind.
Not a good pitcher.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
It will be sweet when we clear 6.5 games of space between us and the Dodgers tomorrow.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
GO MARLINS
NAME THAT FISH!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
MERCY!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wanda!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Kruk was waxing poetic about Huff just now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it's true
Huff is stoked right now
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Not just Huff, but it seems like Sanchez, Burrell, Uribe, heck… even Rowand was going crazy in the dugout. You know the pitchers seems to get along well, and it “feels” like the position players do as well. Awesome.
You guys are lucky I benched Zito today
It’s the key to him dominating.
So, is it a jinx to bring a broom to the game tomorrow?
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
I think you can break the jinx by beating a Dodger fan about the head and shoulders with it prior to the game.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
But then their injuries might prevent them from witnessing our sweep of them!
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
No such thing as a jinx. You’re good to go
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I would just like to say
That whatever shit happens down the road, this has been a month to remember.

They could be Giants...but not really.
by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
20-8
should have been 21-7
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
20-8
When was the last time we’ve been this successful in a month?
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
2004
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jul 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah
Well then. :/
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they said 2000 on the radio.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i remember them saying “in the year 2000, in the year two thousaannnnnnd”
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Wow. 10 years.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
ah
that’s where that’s from! I was trying to remember.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
July has been a fine month.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Man, it started out like shit though. That series in Colorado seems like so long ago
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
also, congrats to Aurillia and Estes
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
I forgot about that, was there any TV coverage?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wish I could have seen it
Would have worn my Aurilia jersey.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVER IN DOUBT

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 18 recs
rec'd so hard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I feel like making everything green right now.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec’d
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Right back at ya
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
needs lemmings
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
So accurate.
WAY REC’D
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on Jul 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
LOL, awesome.
This is also payback for that Manny homer. As well as all the success the Dodgers have had and the Giants haven’t had the past few years.
BEAT LA
does anyone know where i could watch the burrell hr again
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan
by warriorsalltheway on Jul 31, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
yes!
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 31, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Schadenfreude!!!
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Gesundheit!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/index.jsp?c_id=sf
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
2nd best part of the game
Martin striking out swing to end the game..SUCK IT
by calbearjd on Jul 31, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
with the weakest swings. He must be so embarrased right now.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
he didnt even try
looked like he wanted to get the hell out of the park…and fast
must have a hot date
A hot date.
(Buzz)
A date
(Buzz)
Dinner with friends
(Buzz)
Dinner alone
(Buzz)
Watching TV alone
(Buzz)
All right! He’s going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victorias Secret catalog.
(Buzz)
Sears catalog.
(Ding)
Now would you unhook this already, please? He doesn’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
(Buzz)
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
The Simpsons?
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
context?
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Moe on a lie detector.
Good episode.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Darn, I used fewer words and you were still faster.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS, sadly.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s been a while since I’ve played dictionary foreplay.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I put it on a roving schedule
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ok, it's starting to come together...
Oh, I think I know! Was it the episode where Agents Scully and Mulder guest star?
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Moe. Lie detector.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
David Ives LOL’d
(theatre joke!)
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Boo, MLB Audio - post game cut off mid-sentance
“That’s enough post-game show, we need the bandwidth for Baltimore and Kansas City.”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Had to switch real quick to the KNBR.com feed.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
same here
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
And now, God help me, I’m listening to Mychael Urban.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was for a while too. Then I remembered that I could stop.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
It’s like when you’ve been up for three days and you just want to keep the high going and so you just keep snorting more lines even though you know they won’t really have any noticeable effect… I don’t think this is going to end well for me.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
‘Greatest high of all times’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk just said, “Matt Cain has still never beaten the Dodgers.”
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
OMFG
JeffFletcherAOL
Brian Sabean said the #sfgiants were in “a negative leverage situation” because everyone knew they were desperate for a LH reliever.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But who could have guessed SD needed a bat, right?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Or that the Cardinals needed a SP.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Or that the yankees needed more players, wait a minute
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Well I’d be more upset if I was a Cards fan giving up a good OF bat for a pretty bad SP
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Bowker and Martinez were blocked on this team and we’re still upset about it. I know they wanted to clear some cash to add another starter, but I still think the Cards made a worse trade today than us.
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
and the Dodgers may have made the worst deal of all
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
that one wasn’t great, but I meant the other trade
Thing A
"Correlation between inability to use the reply button and general crappiness of analysis: pretty high." -Sleepy Freud
Dotel?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
they were not "blocked" I'd say
I wouldn’t start Bowker over any of the three guys who comprised our outfield today. Maybe next year over Burrell, but by then we’ll have Thomas Neal, who is real. Bowker could have been a bench player/pinch bat but that’s it. ~swing at slider in dirt
Also, Joey Martinez is awful. That is all.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Slightly OT
Being Joe’s adoptive father, I guess I have shared first dibs on Lopez. I renounce those dibs and await this offseason’s adoption draft.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I CAST THEE OUT!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt Neal is real enough to start next season
His AA performance isn’t exactly wow-ing anyone
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I'm going to use that.
I’m in a negative leverage situation re: sex tonight.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 31, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
bums needed both a bat and pitching
got both….for not that much
in fact, got paid to take lilly
fact is…nobody likes dealing with sabean
which makes him worthless
Then why trade Joey?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
extrabaggs Javier Lopez will be here tomorrow and ready to pitch. Ramon Ramirez not till Tuesday. So Giants don’t have to subtract someone till then.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
The one coming from the Pirates can’t wait to get here, while the one coming from a good team isn’t in such a rush. We need the lefty first anyway.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 5:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Needs a few days rest to pass physical
after taking a liner in BP.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That's nice
Gives Casilla a little more time to pack his things.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I'd be cool with that.
Just seems like Casilla has been pretty invisible lately.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
i think you mean negative leverage situation
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
"That’s not to say Buster isn’t fully committed or all-in. He is. He’s smart and he’s got the advance reports. Anybody who said he’s not ready to catch in the big leagues is crazy because he’s a pretty good catcher, especially throwing." - Sabean 7/11/10
They're saving Casilla for the Emergency Closer tomorrow
he had July 27-28 off
finished a clean 9th inning on July 29 using only 7 pitches
he was not used July 29-30
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
He must have to go over the Trail in a covered wagon
He can pick up some oxen in St. Louis
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Awww yeeeeeeah.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
LOL - Chris Rose interviewing Burrell ...
“I know you’re new to this rivalry… "
Then Pat reminds him that “being from the Bay Area …”
/rose looking for a hole to crawl into
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Chris Rose really, really sucks.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
extrabaggs Sabean said he preferred to trade Joe Martinez and John Bowker instead of lower-level prospects with more perceived upside. …
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
Well.
What an ass.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not an ass
I’m not going to defend the trade. Not because they traded Bowker – I knew they would if they could. But because I was hoping Bowker would be part of a package that brought more than an average left handed reliever.
I will defend his explanation. He gets questioned. He has to respond. What the hell is he supposed to say – “Yeah those are two great prospects we just gave away.”
As I have said repeatedly – the Giants didn’t think much of Bowker. They saw him as a AAAA guy. Sabean just said what is “their truth”. And he put it fairly gently.
Now he may be wrong. Bowker may turn out to be a quality starting outfielder. That is a different issue.
Yeah, that would go over really well.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't it be a better idea to try and trump up prospects that you want to trade?
Not tear them down?
Sabean is an ass. It is not just this quote but a myriad of others.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I doubt he was saying different things about them before the trade.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is the same man
who earlier this season said that he did not know what to make of AAA stats, and that all the good pitching was in the majors.
Yeah I think he could be saying that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
scout, this might matter for fan relations, but its not going to affect the independent evaluation of them made by other ballclubs
It might make other teams realize he does not value his own prospects, and know they can lowball him and offer less then they think they are worth.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I guess my point is
I wish he would just end his stories one sentence earlier, or say nothing at all.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Im sure they explored every available lefty in the league and im sure that every team knew we were desperate and was trying to jack us up. Heck, Seattle wanted Sandoval for Aardsma.
This way, we traded two guys who were not going to be major leaguers here…ever…for a major league player who is our tourniquet until Runzler and Affeldt are back. Had to be done
Then the question falls back to:
Did we really need a LHP? Yeah, it is Bochy’s management style, but I have seen RHP get lefties out. I am against making moves for the sake of making moves.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It's every manager's style
LHP arms in the bullpen are valuable…just as LH batters are more coveted than RH ones…supply and demand
And then you run into a situation where someone like Pablo- a guy who struggles significantly more against either righties or lefties- is up in a big situation, and you lose an advantage. Bullpens should have both righties and lefties
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll defend the trade
We got the piece we needed most, a bullpen lefty. You saw what happened last night, right?
And we traded two guys that we probably couldnt trade anywhere else for something the major league club needs.
What Sabean is supposed to say:
“It’s tough to lose two solid young ballplayers like Bowker and Martinez. They’ve both shown a lot of promise and done everything we’ve asked of them. Unfortunately, due to some untimely injuries, our bullpen is thin right now and we had a chance to add a couple guys in Lopez and Ramirez who we felt could bring some significant help for us down the stretch. We certainly wish nothing but the best for John and for Joe. I’m confident that they’ll both provide significant help to the Pirates as they move forward.”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
If Susan can write it...
Sabez can say it.
…can’t he??
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
The Giants should hire you asap
you are awesome on many levels :)
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
As are you :-)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
BTW
This post appears over on the Dodger site. There also a holes
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
What a bunch of dicks
Giantsbabe is nothing but a sweet, kind-hearted lady.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
HE WAS JUST REC'ING
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Well....
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET A ROOM!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I ALREADY HAVE A ROOM!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I DO TOO
(basement, but still)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I DON'T KNOW, WHY IS THERE ALL THIS SCREAMING?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
because you touch yourself at night
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HEY NOW, THAT'S NOT JUST ME
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
BUT YOU BROKE TWITTER
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT I’M GUESSING IT MEANS THAT YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
either way, i'm still better than you
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
BETTER THAN ME AT TOUCHING YOURSELF?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
You don't seem very drunk right now
For shame…
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Not just at night
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow...why thank you!
What a nice thing to say! :-)
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
you had my back the other day
when you corrected my screen name
and also, your above paragraph reveals an emotional depth and tact. aka: sweetness :) I noticed it.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
Wow. Little nitpicky here.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
i think they are converting him to left field
everyone was asking why he played left on friday nite
now we have the answer….bowker was on the table
More
“We felt we knew enough about Joe and Bowker that it was time to cut the cord in a deal like this,” Sabean said.
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
yeah because then he'll be a Yankee as soon as he starts playing well
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LULZ
THAT’S MY (ADOPTED) BOY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
he really hates his players
i know its a biz….but he treats his employees like shit
i would hate working for him
Except nobody ever posts the second part of Sabean’s comments, because it’s more convenient to just assume he’s a complete jackass
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
He is in incomplete jackass!
There are like pieces of both cheeks missing
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s this simple: He was preoccupied this winter and it cost him. He had personal stuff to straighten out, getting married, and he was ill-prepared to come into spring training. I don’t know how much he threw to get ready. Some of it is our fault because we didn’t track him as well as maybe we should. We’ve got to do a better job eyeballing that.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Plus he spent all that time picking out the right horse
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Right now, he’s got three things against him: His slow start, the mechanical issues and the pressures of Triple-A. But he’s a good athlete and a good talent and he’ll figure it out.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
LOL I didn't even see that part
I just grabbed my part from Shysterball’s page (or NBC page I guess).
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
And LOL "the pressure of Triple-A"
The pressure of being a shitty pitcher who might make his way to AA one day.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
He is clearly just explaining the slow start. Not saying he shouldn’t have gotten married, or that it was a bad choice. Just that it cost him time and set him back a bit, but he will get back on track.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Well he's explaining why Bumgarner's velo was so low
Problem is, his velocity was down midway through last season.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Cut the cord....
Slit the wrists….
Shit and get off the pot….
Don’t forget to wash the hands
"My My, Hey Hey .... GIDP is here to stay."
Bork Never Sleeps
Stop talking!
God, the guy is just such a prick.
Burn
Way to kick Bowker and Joe on their way out the door, Sabes.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
He did no such thing
He expalined – no doubt when asked by the press – why these guys. All he said was they didn’t want to give up what the Giants feel are better prospects. Jesus any GM is going to say that.
Its a business and a damn tough one at that.
All he said was they didn’t want to give up what the Giants feel are better prospects.
There are other ways he could have said it. What you just said for example
How about we made sure we held on to our organizations top prospects and our ML clubs starting rotation?
Calling them “lesser perceived value” is a shot to them.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Most GM's
Most GM’s have a great deal more tact and grace than Sabean showed today. Take a look around mlb.com at the news releases from all the trades that have gone down over the past week. You’ll find that nearly every team made some kind of trade, and nearly GM, in discussing the trades they made, either took pains to be complimentary about the players they were losing, or simply limited their quotes to the players they had acquired.
Only the Cardinals GM and the Orioles GM—and Sabean, of course—had quotes that could be considered derogatory in some way towards the player being traded…
- Of Ryan Ludwick, Cardinals GM John Mozeliak said:
“In fairness, our offense was inconsistent with him”.
- Of Will Ohman, Orioles GM Andy Macphail said:
“To have too many guys in that bullpen that are just one-inning or fraction-of-an-inning guys really wasn’t a good match…”.
That’s it. Just those two were the only ones I could find. All the rest—and we’re talking into the 20’s—we’re first class all the way. Yes, it’s a business, but it’s not impossible to show a little tact and grace. And there’s also no law that requires a GM to give a candid answer to every question. Heaven knows Sabean has made a practice of blowing great billows of smoke when it has suited him to do so.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
We felt we know enough about Joe and Bowker that it was time to cut the cord in a deal like this. And they’re in a good spot."
I don’t see much of a difference between what Sabean said and what the other GMs said. He’s saying that he didn’t want to give up on any prospects that we don’t know enough about. That’s pretty much it.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
GIS for Ramon Ramirez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I saw this earlier
LOL
Read my Cal blog: http://since59.blogspot.com/ Go Bears!
Ryan Verdugo, my adopted son, is currently boasting a 10.8 K/9 for the San Jose Giants. CALL HIM UP!
The new Gorillaz album is amazing.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
No that’s Aubrey Huff.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pat Burrell is whatever MFing creature he MFing wants to be today
A bat, a buffalo, a gorilla,, a baffilla, whatever
I’m a little behind, okay?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey. Any Gorillaz fan is a friend of mine. They’re coming to Oracle Arena at the end of October.
by Uncle Russel on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
I might go to that
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I love On Melancholy Hill
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
and Plastic Beach
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Good song, just saw that they made a video for it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
my first gif attempt

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
What? I think its pretty good.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That dugout looks fun to be in.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on Jul 31, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Woohs! and high fives all around!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL, I was noticing that too
He’s all, “yeah whatever”.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
He was heading up to the plate. Had to focus.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
so good….i love this team
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Very nice
But there was an even better part that wasn’t in the replay… When Burrell was first on his way back to the dugout Huff was waiting rght there looking like he was going to murder him.
From “Over the Monster”
Ramirez was the only one of the “Terrible Trio” of Okajima-Declarmen-Ramirez that actually carried any value, given his improvement as the year has gone on (3.18 ERA in June, 3.27 ERA in July).
Random comment on Bucs Dugout
You probably already know this, but: Javier Lopez is a pretty decent LOOGY who can’t get righthanders out worth a damn. Unfortunately, our manager never realized this rather obvious fact, hopefully yours will.
Jeaaaggaahh
I see a familiar complain among all fans
The players that doesn’t play are the best players the teams have
The backup QB is always the most popular player on the team, non?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought Fangraphs said Lopez was better against righties in his career
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
oh god no, check his splits it’s horrendous
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez’s overall numbers are nothing special this year and digging deeper he’s had more success against righties than lefties, an abnormality in his career (his career FIP versus lefties is a full run lower)
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
oh god fangraphs failing.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It kind of makes sense
I think they’re saying he’s been better against righties this year, but better against lefties over his whole career. Definitely could’ve been phrased more clearly, though.
by RoyaleWithCheese on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
highlight clips are up
Just saw the Burrell HR, thanks to the Fawks signal going out. I see why everyone was marveling over Huff’s reaction. He’s so happy he’s mad.
I'M GONNA FUCK HIM UP!
rec’d, I like how that guy is running along to catch it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The look Huff gives Burrel as he is giving his curtain call is heartwarming. It’s a great moment.
If you didn’t notice, go back and watch. It’s great.
by Uncle Russel on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so happy I’m mad is certainly a level of happiness I’ve never witnessed before.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HEY FUCK YOU
/tears of joy
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, angry, happy dudes

They could be Giants...but not really.
by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Lincecum looks a little bit scared there.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL IRL… for a second I was like “HE CUT HIS HAIR!”
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Lincecum holding a bat?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy riding the hot hand!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Actually, that’s not a bat.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
/pic of Bochy holding his "bat"
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Oh god. Torres is the worst.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder...
If there really was some anger mixed in there. Don’t forget, Burrell’s HR came on the heels of Posey getting plunked—the third Giants’ hitter to be hit in the game. And the ump’s warning after that only serves to let the Giants know that they aren’t allowed retribution. Maybe in some ways, Burrell’s HR provided the best kind of retribution.
I’m not saying it was the main emotion in play there. Just that it may have provided some undercurrent.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Something else that's cool
The two players scoring on the HR were both former Golden Spikes winners.
/now that’s some karma
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Huff is bursting with awesome...
One of my favorite moments in the mlb clip happens about 28 seconds in. Huff looks as if he’s on the verge of an utter headsplode, and he turns—I think to Hensley Meulens—and it looks to me like Aubrey half-screams, half-splutters: “I’M SO FIRED UP!”.
It fired me up too, big time!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
actually
what he said was,
’i’m going to fuck him up.’ He’s talking about pounding on PB when he gets back to the dugout. A baseball thing, i suppose.
by sweetjuxtapose on Aug 1, 2010 4:59 AM PDT up reply actions
This, He definitely said this.
And it was hilarious and awesome. I love that guy.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Incredible win
Burrell bailed Bochy out, though. It was a questionable start against Billingsley, especially given Nate’s success.
I know, hard to complain after a game like this, and we did get the win, so really a moot point. Just adding to the odd managing of Bruce Bochy.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
well we wont see that again
dfa either tomorrow or tuesday
and good riddance
And leaving him in after he walked Kuo on 4 pitches
I was all, “LOL WUT??”
Actually, more just the “WUT” part.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Nate's success
Have I missed it? I’m rooting hard for the guy. But constant roll over grounders to short and can of corn fly balls is not getting it done.
I says to him, I says, “Son, its time for a home run. You can win this thing, just pick out a good pitch to drive, and put it in the LF bleachers.” Pat said, “OK Pops. Sounds good. I can haz curtain call?”
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
I AM PAT BURRELLZ'Z DADDY! (wait, that doesn't sound right)
by bigboneded on Jul 31, 2010 4:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
aw!
I actually said Come on, Pat- DO SOMETHING GOOD RIGHT NOW!!
and it worked! ;)
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
Late, don't care

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on Jul 31, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fox, get this guy off me!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
This is the best day in Giants' baseball since 2003
And I keep saying that every week lately……It’s been sooooo long since we came out on top in games like this….
The only way we lose to the Mets is because of Cuzzi, then Mattinglygate (which I didn’t think we could top), then we sweep the D-Backs, play well against a very good Fish team and now today…
It’s been a great ride and a long time coming…Thanks Giants! It has been fucking awesome to ride along with you…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
Not sure if any of you care but
MLB.com pretends BLB is extremely interested in arods pursuit of 600 “just like everyone else” and watches his every at bat with the greatest excitement and intensity of his life.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Not who, what.
For example:
The clothes in my closet hang on A-rod.
That funny sound from my car’s engine is A-rod knock.
Every time that girl in my Spanish class walks by I pop A-rod.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 1, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Bonds was also rooting for Pujols to break his single record. He would be thrilled to have his records get broken. That’s what he set them for.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If he’s interested “just like everyone else” then he truly doesn’t give a shit. Who really cares about A-Rod hitting 600?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
People would care if he was likeable
or it was a milestone like 700. I know 600 is good but the guy juiced.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Completely agree
The guy is a self-absorbed douche. Nothing likable about him since he signed that ludicrous contract with the Rangers.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, it totally wouldn’t have happened anyway.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It also totally hadn’t been happening since his early days in seattle with edgar martinez… oh wait LOL juiced his entire career.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Listen, I hate A-Rod as much as the next guy, but...
It’s not his fault for accepting a contract. Texas and the Yankees paid him what they thought he was worth. And were they wrong? He has been a top 3 player in MLB every year and he is on pace to challenge the all time home run record. Even though he is a douche, he produces consistently and projects to be one of the all time greats.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
I agree that it was absolutely right for his bank account to sign that contract. In fact, I’d agree that it was also right for him the person. I think it was bad for A-Rod the baseball star. When he came up, A-Rod was marketed as Latin version of Junior Griffey who happened to play SS. He smiled and goofed around and couldn’t buy a beer even though he was All-Star. Then he signed that contract with a team that had no chance of making the playoffs. The only reason people kept paying attention to him was because of the contract. It came to define him. In fact, it came to define that whole franchise to the point that people believed that the contract was preventing the team from contending. His image, his star-potential, has never recovered from that and I think he is genuinely hurt by that occurrence. That hurt implies a level of self-absorption that makes him even less likable to baseball fans and so the cycle continues. So no, I will never say that A-Rod shouldn’t have accepted that contract, but I do contend that the contract will forever define him in a negative way.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
it'll won't happen ...
but i’m hoping and praying that A-Fraud will never hit that 600th HR and retire at 599. lol.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
He is truly one of the most detestable athletes in all of sports
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
I was/still am so pissed he has a World Series ring.
fucking asshole.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
As long as the media still considers Bonds records “invalid,” then the same should go for anything the Yankees do with A-Rod.
My god, he looked her straight in the eye ...
and lied to Katie Couric!
/grand jury member winces
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Hmm, that reminds me
It was the A-Rod contract that really chafed people’s hides about Scott Boras. When we read about the hardbound books on the glory of A-Rod, I think it struck everyone as a little too much. Then A-Rod did become LIghtening Rod for all those things you say.
"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris
In 1998 and 1999
the Texas Rangers won the AL West.
2000 was thought to be a bit of an anomaly.
It is, quite frankly, bullshit, to claim that A-Rod took the money from a team that he thought couldn’t win.
I mean, the man has faults, but revisionist history is no way to point them out.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
What? It's his quotes from an interview. MLB.com is not just making it up.
First interview with Bonds in 2 years for MLB.com. Sure, bonds talked about himself most of the time, but i have no doubt he is interested in A-Rod’s chase. He’ll be the 7th person of all time to hit 600. It’s kind of a big deal and Bonds know how important it is. Especially because his recored is threatened by it.
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
Our long national nightmare is over ...
or at least suspended temporarily.
A-Rod out of the lineup today.
/ESPN furloughs half its staff
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Huff and Burrell

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
When I was a little kid scared of the monsters under my bed, my mom encouraged me to imagine that Fred and Barney were bonking them over the head with their clubs.
I thought that was pretty stupid, even then.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Bah, you know what’s making me mad about the Lopez trade right now?
The Ramirez trade. He’s better, and he cost less than half the talent. WTFH?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Oh, sorry. But he’s right handed. My bad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
My son never uses his right hand for anything. The trick is to cut it off.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope this is not your solution for everything.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Only when drinking......
Or the Pack or Giants lose.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You only THINK he doesn’t use his right hand for anything…
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Dude, he is two. You start that at 4.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
“And when you learn how to masturbate, for the love of God, use your right hand. We don’t need your left one cramping up on game day.”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/Huff'd
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
This makes me smile
Chad Billingsley does not know how to win
It makes me sad to think this was a Matt Cain joke on MCC just 2 months ago, now we’re forced to use it :(
lulz
LOL
is that from true smug LA?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It’s not a Matt Cain joke anymore?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
True, he is currently .500.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a winner, but not a not-knows-how-to winner.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a fun fact
Matt Cain has never beaten the Dodgers in 14 starts.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
there’s a first time for everything
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We usually say “neither” there.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 1, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate this stat because the Giants have actually won games against the Dodgers that Matt Cain has started. So it’s meaningless. Stupid fucking win stat. I hate it so much.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt's record against the Dodgers
He could definitely pitch better against them, but run support would really, really help him get teh W’s.

Though I agree, it’s a truly stupid, irrelevant stat.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I will never bring it up again. Back to my cave.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Nah. It’s not like it won’t come up a few times before tomorrow’s game. I just wanted to point out that Cain has actually pitched reasonably well against the Dodgers (which most people around here probably already know).
They could be Giants...but not really.
Who was the Dodgers J. Johnson?
And jesus, that is just awful RD. 5 straight games with 1 or less run?
WTF
ENJOY THE GAME!
Actually I really, really did…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL AFRAUD
pops up on a 2-2 fastball right down the middle
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
How the hell did that douche ever hit 600 bombs?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
How the hell did anyone ever call this douche the greatest player of all time?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Uh, when he had a 146 career OPS+ while playing mostly shortstop?
I mean, I don’t think he’s the greatest player of all time, but he’s certainly one of them.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he’s currently 26th all time in WAR
so
yeah I think he will break the top 25 by the time his career is over.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So he would have to pass probably two players?
How far away is he from the 25th?
And there’s guys who aren’t necessarily in the top 25 who were shortened on WAR because of other factors (such as negro league players, military service, etc.)
He’s currently about 2 WAR behind Kid Nichols and Joe Morgan.
And he’s also likely to play for quite a bit longer. It’s not like his career is practically over. He will probably finish his career in the top 20, at least.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Eh, we’ll see. He could flame out about any time.
And like I said, there are guys who have had shorter careers (say 10 seasons) but averaged a higher WAR per season.
He’s under contract for a pretty long time. He’s going to get to play.
And A-Rod’s got eight seasons out of 17 at MVP quality, two very short seasons at the beginning of his career, and 4 more at All Star or higher quality.
I’m not sure why you think he’s not an amazing player, but he really is.
The fact that he’s done it for 15 full seasons, with only like 2 years that weren’t really All Star Quality or higher is extremely valuable and puts him over guys who had shorter careers.
(Who are the guys with better WAR averages but only 10 seasons, though?)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Welcome to the Hall, son.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Cousin Yuri.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh hell no, I did it again! I was responding to how ARod hit 600 homeruns.
Buster Posey: Let's enjoy him before he goes to the Yankees.
by rxmeister on Jul 31, 2010 5:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Random OT: Most overrated food item in the past 10 years
My are:
1) Iceberg Lettuce Salad ($7 for a wedge of iceberg lettuce, some blue cheese, and dressing) and
2) Gelato (overpriced ice cream)
Gelato literally translates to Ice Cream in English.
Never understood this just call it premium Ice Cream.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Bottled water
Coca-cola just turns on their faucet and out comes “Dasani”
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You still get your bottled water from bottles?
I get mine from cans.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
awesome ...
kinda reminds me of this picture …

(it has nothing to do with the Giants, but it’s still pretty amazing.) hahaha.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
That game was AWESOME
I’ve been to two Giants/Dodgers day games this season. The first one was in LA where Zito pitched a gem, Uribe hit a homer, but the Dodgers came back late with a two run homer. Today, Billingsley pitched a gem, Blake hit a homer, and the Giants came back late with a two run homer. I liked today’s game more.
It was OK.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone know where I can find the KNBR audio of Jon Miller’s call of Burrell’s HR? I was listening to freaking Kenny Albert and Eric Karros at the time (blah).
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Listen to the post game show and you will eventually hear it, it’s really the only highlight they can play on rejoins.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I betcha if you listen to Marty Lurie’s postgame (that runs what? from now till midnight?) they will replay the call.
Marty Lurie is terrible.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yeah...Just watched the mlb.tv replay of Burrell's HR
I would rather get a blumpkin from Ray Ratto then have to listen to Mongo Albert call a ballgame…
The worst part of the FOX broadcast is we could of had the KNBR call of the HR and the K and K call of the HR….
Karros’ silence spoke volumes though!! LOL!!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
well, that's a mental image I didn't need
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey lurkers
My name is Ray and I gotta go and I gotta go, won’t you join me?
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
but I thought a blumpkin was when you....
oh, forget it.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
The mlb recap
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10465835
The two-minute recap of the game includes KNBR audio (Jon Miller) of Mota striking out Kemp to end the 8th, and of Burrell’s home run.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
awesome thanks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Jeff Passsan
Now, really: This is a Giants team with the sort of starting pitching depth that begged for a deal. Whether it was Jose Bautista or Corey Hart or any other big bat, the Giants needed to wave goodbye to Jonathan Sanchez. The emergence of Madison Bumgarner has allowed them to make such a trade, and yet here the Giants are, in the same place they’ve been the last few years: lots of pitching, not enough hitting and the weight of their world resting on Tim Lincecum and his diminished velocity, plus Matt Cain.
Punching bag face
/soils self
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
People who don’t watch giants games and don’t care about the giants shouldn’t attempt to analyze them.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Also
I love the logic path:
The Giants have a ton of starting pitching!
They didn’t add a big bat at the deadline
Their future rests on only two starting pitchers despite what I said previously!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bumgarner has been awesome
But I’m not exactly ready to rely on a 20 year old pitching later in the season and more innings than he ever has before during a post-season run.
Gavin Newsom to pass proclamation naming July 31 the city’s official Javier Lopez Day! Then comes the renaming of the Embarcadero as the Ramonramirezo! Hip-hip hooray!
/golf clap
They could be Giants...but not really.
I have no idea what you are referring to because of the lack of a subject line so I'll just say this...
I live and die for Hip Hop
This is Hip Hop for today
I give props to Hip Hop so Hip Hop hooray…
Ho…Hey…Ho
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
the odd thing is
I really do think the Giants have enough hitting this year. They’re right around the middle of the pack and the offense they’ve been throwing out lately is a lot better than the one they had earlier in the season. No, they don’t have a Sox-esque offense and they’re still going to drive you nuts sometimes, but between Torres, Huff, Posey and the lesser contributors like Uribe, Renteria, Sandoval, etc., I think they have enough offense.
Not that they couldn’t use an upgrade in RF, but there weren’t any out there that were big enough upgrades to be worth Jonathan Sanchez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't know how this simple concept has escaped me all these years!
YOU ARE A GENIUS!!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This
I enjoy hearing all the “expert analysts” say the giants need “one big bat and will go all the way”. They talk as if sanchez and bumgarner are expendable and do nothing to help the team out and can be replaced easily from the minors. That’s not the case and not even close and committing franchise suicide trading away neal, belt, and bumgarner or sanchez for bautista would do nothing but get the giants laughed at while bautista bats .150 the rest of the year with 2 doubles and 1 home run LOOK AT THOSE DINGERZ!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Peak!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
And in September they could call up Bowker to help with...
Oh.
Right.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1) More then could up. He most likely was.
2) I had been saying all along that I did not think the Giants needed to get a bat because they had enough already, and in September they could use people in the minors to help carry some of the load. Now they do not have that luxury and getting a bat may be more of a necessity.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I agree
It was pretty obvious by the treatment of Bowker that he had fallen out of favor with Sabean (also check the “perceived value” quote), but Neal or Belt have never seen the majors at all before. To bring them up and drop them in middle of what is sure to be a tight playoff run might not help the development the way we want it.
What happens if both of them go 3 for the 30 some odd at bats they get?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Traded to Pittsburgh of course..
Seriously though…sometimes talent is talent. Heyward and Posey sure did okay..
Belt and Neal are not being heralded nearly as much as Posey was
Most of the casual KNBR fan has only heard of Belt in the last month or two and probably do not know who Neal is.
If they come up, do terrible, all those fans will see “Man these guys suck” Then we repeat the same cycle we have been in for years.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Exactly
which is why we hear the chorus of MAN HE SUCKED, HE HAD HIS CHANCE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
160 PAs
is not a goddamn chance.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
can we just cut calbearjd some slack?
D:?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
why?
he’s a moron
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
This conversation is getting cyclical.
80 PAs this year is not enough. He did not have a chance to adjust to it with his new approach.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I guess it's a matter of opinion...we will just have to see
As Grant says…I will wish Bowker well just like I wish Lopez well
I agree with you
Bowker is Todd Linden II
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I had to inflate the numbers for argument sake.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
as well he should
Bowker = not real
Neal = real
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Much like Posey got acclimated last September!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet down the road Sabean takes credit for Posey’s success by that call-up much like he did with Lincecum.
Belt and Neal's bench sitting skills are way better than Bowker's!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you not remember Sabean taking credit for Lincecum?
He actually said, “if we didn’t bring Lincecum up when he did, he might not have won those Cy Youngs.”
Read that twice.
I don't really care what Sabean says...
He can take all the credit he wants…results and actions are what I care about
Nothing...it's just seems like
People are ripping him for the most irrelevant things
He said not so nice things about Martinez and Bowker
He takes credit for Lincecum’s cy young…
Rip him for his moves..not what he says…
I think you're taking things a bit too seriously here
We were simply building off the treatment of young players.
And you rained on my parade. :(
Sorry...here's an umbrella
I can understand the dislike…Sabean likes veteran MLB guys over young prospects…Stoneman on the Angels was the opposite…People ripped him for cuddling his prospect too much.
My barometer is…which of the players the Giants traded away has become MLB players…Nathan and maybe Liriano…that’s it…
Mueller
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Really, Mueller
You know, the AL batting champ guy.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Mueller wasn't traded away...
Boston signed him as a FA…
Also…he joined the Dodgers at the end of his career…there is some evil taint cuz of that
Trust me…I love me the Bill Mueller
He was traded in 2001.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
To Chicago and then came back to the Giant in another trade
Boston then signed him as a FA at the end of the year…
Mueller wasn’t traded away…
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Actually, the real point was you saying that Nathan and Liriano were the only “real” ballplayers Sabean has traded away.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay...
Nathan, Lirano, and Mueller (although he played for the Giants for 5+ years and then signed with BOS as a FA)
I want to see you type this out
The Giants traded away Bill Mueller.
Come on, let’s see it.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY MAN I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL ABOUT THIS?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t directed at you Howie
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That seems like a superficial distinction. :(
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This is all you get: :|
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh-huh
November 18, 2000: Traded by the San Francisco Giants to the Chicago Cubs for Tim Worrell.
This. The Giants traded away Bill Mueller.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLCAL
Fresno State>CAL and it’s not even close
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
DUUUUUUUUDE SERIOUSLY?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
HOWIE, I'LL TELL YOU THIS ONCE
it’s not directed at you. But let’s be serious, Derek Carr is the best QB in the WAC and PAC14 combined
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Whoa, hang on there maestro… there’s a Derek Carr?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
haha, yea dude
not sure if he’ll start, but yep
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well, he’s probably better than Riley.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
D: well, we will see... if so that's not good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No, it wouldn’t be. Cal’s best hope this year really is a Riley Renaissance. My expectations are tempered.
Although, if Shane Vereen goes as nuts as he’s probably capable of, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe it won’t matter how good Riley is.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren’t you excited? College football is coming up…
I bet you’d go nuts if Vereen does go crazy this year… I’m not too sure what’s gonna happen with CAL this year because of their schedule, out of conference games against Davis and Nevada? really?
Miami OHio? first game? AT UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think Vereen might be better than Best, and I don’t think I’m being crazy or optimistic when I say that. And that, at least, is a very comforting thought.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS IT
SCREW THE BEARS, i’m sick and tired of CAL fans being so pompous… :D, but Miami Ohio>>>>>CAL on so many levels
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You really believe that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, here’s what i believe, when i was in middle school all that was goin on was “ohhh CAL is gonna win it all, blah blah blah blah” and it would happen so much i got sick of it. Cal fans made fun of me for being a Michigan fan and WVU fan too…
basically, Miami Ohio is the worst football team in the nation :D, but we might go to Gainseville to see that stinkfest vs. Florida
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’ve said this before, but hating insufferable fans who act entitled to talk about their team all the time no matter how good they are makes it really odd you’d be a Michigan fan.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Insufferable Cal fans
Are why I’m a fan of Notre Dame football and Kentucky basketball
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL NOTRE DAME
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I was asking which part about Miami us “better than CAL on so many levels”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Now we’re back to :(.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
the sarcasm is killing me slowly
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I just thought we were cool, is all.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
we're good
the other dude with the CAL label was getting to me a lil… but u sir, are a good fan
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ROLL TIDE
Suck it Pac 10-12.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
BEAU SWEENEY IN THE HOUSE
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
BEAU SWEENEY IS OUR FUTURE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT, BROCK MANSION
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
YEAH, SUCK IT, BROCK MANSION
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Lies
Andrew Luck is the best QB in the Pac-10 and better then anything the WAC can throw at him.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, ur so full of it, mostly because
Derek Carr is awesome, and Luck is in the Pac 15 or whatever it is now. Fresno state is better
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m not a huge Locker fan, but just try telling most college football fans that Luck is better than Locker.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
but Luck is better than Locker
Locker might be drafted first but that doesn’t mean he > Andrew Luck. I hate Stanford with a burning fiery passion but Andrew Luck is a golden god.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
That may be a little extreme.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
not if you're a fan of the Oregon Ducks
Locker couldn’t have beaten us with Jerry Rice. Luck beat us by himself. Toby Gerhart too, but he doesn’t count.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
lol
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
No, it really isn’t. Mueller is not worth a relief pitcher.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOWER PERCEIVED VALUE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
perceived value is the only way to value a trade
oh, wait. it’s the opposite
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Well he contradicted himself in the passage
If the Giants pitching is truly that deep, why does Lincecum, with a diminishing fastball, have the weight of the world on his shoulders.
I am VERY glad they didn’t trade Sanchez and hope that continues. Sending a guy out every game that can give a quality start is a nice thing to have.
We totally could’ve just plugged Wellemeyer back into the rotation and things would’ve been just swell
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
lol
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Just got home from the yard...
Burrell! LOLgers! Zito! BEAT LA!!
Holy crap that was awesome. I need a cigarette.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Ironically once bautista put 2 runners on in the 8th I went outside to have a moral victory ciggerate and came inside to see burrell hit a dinger moments later :D.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Wow I love the tampa bay rays
John jaso is a fucking stud.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Stanton 2 run HR
Fish lead Fathers 2-0, top 2nd.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Why do pitchers throw high fastballs to marlins hitters?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
CAN I BE THE FIRST TO SAY
I DONT CARE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
NO YOU CANNOT
But you are free to say it whenever.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that'll be my meme... Bowker's gone? DONT CARE
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You mean "maymay"
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I AM A FAN OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I AM A FAN OF THE PREAMBLE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck that noise
had to memorize that in elementary school or middle school
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
THAT SUCKS!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
haha, IM AMERICAN!!!!
also the preamble of PI Kappa Alpha… oh man
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Not all endowed equally, however.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
WE THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF THE MCCOVEYCHRONICLES IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT BLOG, ESTABLISH… nah, I don’t have it in me to do this whole thing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Saw a business today named “We The People”, I guess some kind of a document company.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll say it
the Bill of Rights did more harm than good to the cause of liberty.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Wow...Miguel Tejada steps right into the SD lineup and bats fourth
.267 7 Hr. 39 Rbi…I thought the Giants needed a bat
LOL
Big bat!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Michael kay should be shot
that is all.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Afraud update
LOL FLAILS AT 1-2 SLIDER IN THE DIRT LOL CHEATER
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Michael kay said "Everyone in the world would stop and cheer if arod went back to back here!"
Yeah ok guy.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I wonder if these nouveau hippies realize how stupid they look?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
yay trading deadline passes and we still have
Neal: 2-4, 2 SO
Belt: 2-4, 3B
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 31, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
what is the EL record for 3B in a month, I wonder?
they might both be in Fresno by Monday
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
a lot better than what they used to have at least
by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
stick to tennis, Dick.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping somebody would reply “TWSS” to my comment.
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I was listening to it, and the Padre guys on radio were all cocky, making fun of some team’s trades, like the Phillies, saying “yeah, I don’t know what that’s about, no one thinks they’re seriously in the race, they’re just making moves for the fans to save face.” WOW.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
Fruity padres announcers never cease to amaze me acting like they are the yankees.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Ted Leitner and Andy Masur
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
D:
YIKES. Leitner likes to hear himself talk and Masur, well, I thought he was a rabid Cubs homer. Didn’t realize he’s calling games for the Padres now.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I don’t think Enberg’s bad. He has the bland smoothness of a network sports broadcaster, so he can’t be truly great. But unlike say Dick Stockton, I think he has a better sense of the details of baseball (i.e., knows balks, basics of bunting/hit & run strategy, some minimal fly ball judgment so he doesn’t get excited about routine pop flies, etc.).
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to be a downer but
I’m really dissapointed kuip didn’t get to call the 8th and 9th innings I can’t get enough of the the “OUTTA HERE” and “SWIIIINNNGG and a miss” he does so greatly.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Jon miller who had some excellent calls but I’ll remain a kuip homer until I die to the greatness of his raspy voice.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Negative Leverage Situation
Possibly the second best euphemism coined this month, right behind “I’m taking my talents to South Beach.”
Eh… can’t hurt.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Jayson Stark sez the Gs are losers
At least they tweaked their bullpen, getting Ramon Ramirez and Javy Lopez. But where’s that bat the Giants had to have, needed to find and obviously pursued? This team seemed to be linked to every bat in Rumor Central, from Jose Bautista to Adam Dunn. But not dealing for any of them could turn into one of those critical missed opportunities to go deep into October. “They should have found a bat, no doubt about it,” said one NL executive. “They’ve got the best pitching in the league. Give that team a little more offense, and look out.”
They could be Giants...but not really.
I knew a girl named October once. Never was able to go deep there, or even get on her.
April, on the other hand…….
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
From what was reported If we acquire a bat then we no longer have the best pitching…
durrrrr
Have these people not seen Wellemeyer pitch?
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I certainly haven't.
And I’ve watched all his appearances.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
obvious lie, how could the giants be losers when they're 15 games above .500?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Kurkjian said the same thing
Heard him on ESPN Radio.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
wait a fucking minute
The Giants have the third best AVG in the NL and scored the most runs in the majors in July. WHY do we need another hitter at the expense of our pitching? To me this is just asinine and shows a lack of journalistic research.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
One good thing about living in LA
is getting to listen to the local version of Sports Phone and hear Dodgers fans whine about how Broxton sucks. It’s extremely entertaining.
You also get to know interesting facts, like how he has an ERA over 10 since the all-star break.
He has pitched pretty bad since the All Star game.
But I am ok with it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am adamant about not having any Dodgers on my fantasy teams. It takes all the pride out of winning.
It would take all the pride out of coming in 6th for me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
suck it, Casey Blake
C Blake homered to left (382 feet)
P Burrell homered to left (383 feet)
by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ha
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
yay pokemonz!!! and D: should've gotten him last year
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Good hitters do that.
It’s when bad hitters do that that really bugs me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FATHERS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I would have been ok with a trade for Uggla.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That fucker.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey look Scott Hairston annoys other teams too.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
That fucker.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That fucker.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Hairston HR, 3-1 Marlins
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That fucker.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I got called into work before the game started
So I listened on the radio unfortunately listening to the Dodger station. I was walking outside to do something before the bottom of the 8th and came back in the 9th. The way I realized the Giants were winning: the fans were screaming so loud they were practically blocking out the Dodger announcers. It was awesome.
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Just got back from seeing my first Giants-Dodgers game. Man that was fun! The crowd was going crazy when Burrell hit his big fly and when Mota was closing out the game . While walking out of the stadium, the crowd was still cheering and chanting “BEAT LA”. There were even a bunch of stupid Dodger fans leaving after the 8th, trying to beat the traffic or something. They received some booing, but everything seemed to stay really civil and friendly between the Giants and Dodgers fans throughout the game, which was nice to see. All in all, it was a wonderful afternoon.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the Fresno Grizzlies.
THAT FUCKER!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
I think this was a show starring Marlo Thomas in the ’70’s.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Racy.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh, Donald!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Jerry Hairston seems to be filling in for Eckstein as the most annoying player on the planet.
They could be Giants...but not really.
Its somewhere in the Hairston DNA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dodgers, Padres, Phillies, Reds or Rockies.
Which team worries you the most with regards to Giants’ playoff run?
or...
Dodgers: If I say I’m not worried about them they’ll win 20 in a row.
Padres: Giants haven’t won in SD since the Padres moved out of Jack Murphy Stadium.
Phillies: Scared of Halladay/Oswalt/Hamels. Go Braves. (And saying “go Braves” of course jinxes us against Atlanta.)
Reds: I’m least worried about them, but this is probably because I’ve inherited the national media’s inattention to Cincinnati.
Rockies: They’re going to reel off 30 in a row any freaking day now.
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Morales and Betancourt don’t seem as strong this year.
Street’s out.
At least they have bullpen struggles.
Street’s already back though, isn’t he?
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, apparently he even pitched on Thursday. That injury I guess looked worse than it actually was.
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Phillies.
Then Reds.
Since we’re behind the Padres I didn’t really consider them, but they would be next.
i can't wait to hear shit talked to me when the Reds come to town
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
got no hate for that team, i'm pullin for em
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
agreed!!!!! i just don't want to see the Cards get in it AGAIN
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I also don’t want to face Wainwright/Carpenter in the playoffs. Might be the only 1-2 punch better than ours.
Yea, this is very true, although the Reds do have a pretty impressive pitching staff
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
True that
and i dont think the Reds are going to die down at all, just have to check out that lineup… power with every hitter… so, basically i’d like to see this, NL west: giants, Wild Card: Pads, and NL Central: Reds
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
haha, that's fine once they're in the playoffs
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OH MY GOD
if IF IF the giants and Reds play in the 1st round i’ll do back flips
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i'll do back flips off Bell Tower at Miami ohio...
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
there's going to be a huge pillow there to
save me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HEID!
PANTS!
NOOW!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not sure I would want to play the Padres in the NLCS
I would prefer if no one else from the West made it into the playoffs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just answering this
NL west: giants, Wild Card: Pads, and NL Central: Reds
In that scenario we play the Pads in the NLCS, well, any scenario where two NL west teams make it in.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
True
The Pads would have to win their divisional series first. But I would prefer only the Giants make the playoffs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Haha I love how we win a game against the Dodgers and we’re talking about hypothetical playoff situations.
Well
We are leading the Wild Card and only 2 games back of the Division lead.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There’s also two months left and we were in this spot last year up until late August.
Although this team is much better, still…
LEAVE ME ALONE
I WANT TO BE OPTIMISTIC!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm pretty sure
we weren’t leading the WC up until late august
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yea… true, how bout the DODGERS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I said
No one else from the west into the playoffs!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NO!!! WE HAVE TO PLAY AN NL WEST TEAM!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I SORRY!
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
no sympathy from me!
but let’s go to bulldog brew and grab a beer
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Serious.
I am not a beer fan though, more of a rum and coke, mixed drink kinda thing
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Haha, really? i’m not a big fan of the mixed drinks anymore, one too many hangovers D:
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I have not had a hangover in almost 10 years
:)
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Haha!!! AWESOME!!!!! because i wasn’t too lucky today, had a big time hangover, and felt like shit, first time in a while… prolly cuz i didn’t stick to beer… :D
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah you did not sound like you were having a good time.
If you drink some water you are usually fine.
A hangover is just dehydration.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Brain shrinkage!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The pool was cold!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm better now
and yea, it was pretty much, i just had to eat something, and like you said, get some water… but yep, all better now, LOLBOWKER!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Words hurt.
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
so does the time it takes for someone
to show their potential
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I would have liked a full season though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I guess we ain't
I’m gonna go get some ice cream.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MMMMMMM
ice cream when it’s like 100 outside? i’m HAVIN IT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah
be back later
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh man
Qualls ended up in Tampa Bay? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLORADO!!!!!!!!!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Now that the game is tied they will
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
These homer Padres announcers.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLADRES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You’re right! They were swept by the Dodgers at home on May 14-16.
They could be Giants...but not really.
OK
well, hopefully this is the second sweep assuming the Fish can hold on and have JJ going tomorrow.
extrabaggs
This is just a hunch, but I think Seattle closer David Aardsma was the other relief pitcher the Giants nearly acquired today.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
Was that a real rumor?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Aardsma and Jose Lopez for Sandoval.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
But still awful. i can’t even imagine what trading Sandoval would do to this organization.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
He's the set up guy I called up from teh minors on MVP 2005
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Best. Game. Ever.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
He throws 95 mph and has a KNUCKLECURVE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL KNUCKLECURVE.
You could create such ridiculous pitchers in that game.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
Pitching was pretty ridiculous in that game
Brett Tomko is a 21 game winner.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh wow?
the giants could have had aardsma?
“May 28, 2005: Traded by the San Francisco Giants with Jerome Williams to the Chicago Cubs for LaTroy Hawkins and cash.”
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOLidge
Ryan Zimmerman with the walkoff
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 31, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
He's so fucking bad
And all the national media homers all over still think of him as one of the games greatest closers the game has LOL LIGHTS OUT LIDGE.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
"best starting rotation in the game"
LOL ESPN MONKEYS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL THIS
Hadn’t seen that one in a while, LOL LIDGE!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Look at your first baseman, now back at me.
I’m riding a unicorn.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Aren’t they paying Lidge like $11.5m this year and next year?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
not sure, but i think they have over $100m+ tied up in 10 guys next season
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 31, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
If the mets do not walk off
They might be 2009 giants.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL
And got swept in 4 games but phil cuzzi deemed the mets deserve to win more than the giants since they are from new york.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
If the Giants miss the playoffs by a game, there will be blood.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it all. Now I want a milkshake.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I drank your milkshake. I drank it up
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Yeah, why do you think I want one so much?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
WE WERE IN NEW YORK BEFORE THEY EVEN EXISTED!
/rage
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, no longer above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart!
what inning is it?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I was there!
I was with my girl friend at the time, French, and it was her first ballgame ever. I carefully explained the situation before Renteria’s home run; when it happened, and everyone was going wild, she gave me a wide-eyed look and said, “Did he do it?” And it was then that I kissed her. That is the greatest game of all time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ma petite amie
I should have said.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You said "gf at the time"
so I assume she’s a free agent now? I would like to sign her with an oral contact contract.
[404 error: Shame not found]
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 1, 2010 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Go to France, and she’s all yours!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh
Time to pack for Paris and create more havoc than Liam Neeson and their national football team!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on Aug 1, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Cain was also inhuman before he got hit on his throwing arm by a line drive by adrian giant slaughterer adrian gonzo.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
And we had Winn, Rowand, and Molina hitting 1st, 4th and 5th…
oh god…
as well as Renteria hitting 2nd a lot.
LOL Bad
and ryan garko obtained as a big bat
LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL RANDY WINN STARTING 162 GAMES IN RF
LOL GREAT D-#!!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He’d at least spell a solid lead off option when torres is resting.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I wish this team had 2009 Lincecum and Sandoval. That would be cool
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
Eh. One’s a 7.5 WAR pitcher the other is a 6 WAR pitcher.
2008 Timmy had 1 more K/9, slightly less BB/9, as well as half a run lower in FIP and ERA.
Not to mention a lot of Tim’s great success this year is from the first month of the season.
Yeah, but you can't just exclude the first month...
Also, by xFIP, the difference is really small. just .2…The only really large difference is in K/9. I didn’t say there weren’t any differences. I merely stated that 2008 wasn’t exactly miles ahead of 2010, a bit of luck here and there could easily turn 2010 into another 2008-type of season.
Don’t disagree.
But there’s definitely something different about Lincecum right now compared to what he is right now.
If not, he wouldn’t be changing his mechanics.
We'd be in first by 6 games
With 2009 affeldt the padres would not exist.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This
He also wouldn’t have let the pirates score in a 3-3 tie game in the 8th inning to lose our first game of the season.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oh that's right
I guess I forgot about that game since it was so close and renteria’s defense was on fine display all game. I went to the home opener on friday and the epic rain delay tim lincecum ownage game on sunday.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL
While it does feel like that no his last home run was off jake arietta to straight away center. It was the only run the giants scored that game in which they lost to the orioles and the last time pablo hit a home run. Granted pablo has hit plenty of balls to right that would be gone in all parks but AT&T but that’s life for pablol.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
2009 Todd Helton getting a hit
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 31, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The loss of Lopez has obviously caused the Pirates pitching staff to implode
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
NEED THAT LOOGY YO!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
that time of the month for Gonzalez huh?
by Into the Void on Jul 31, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Humidor Hijinx
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 31, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
his home/away splits are disgusting
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 31, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still wondering why Sabean traded Bowker and Martinez for Javier Lopez
Is it time to get off the Scott wagon?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I seriously think this main Padre radio announcer is coked up.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH HANK
WTF kind of article hook is this?
As Sarah Palin might say, “Hey, ya Dodgers, whatcha think about hitting Buster Posey now? How’d that work out for ya?”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/headdesk
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL
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Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 31, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Reminds me of myself when I spent to much time playing counter-strike while rehabing my knee a few summers ago.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Thanks for the subject line
"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller
t's Posey time!!
Tim Flannery: Make better decisions dammit.
Coked up.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That’s more graphically violent than an Itchy ’n Scratchy bit.
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently
I guess he was at the games to “watch out for dodger giants hostilities”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WHAAA?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a good question
WELL HE’S NOT HITTING EXTRA BASE HITS SO I’LL MAKE HIM A LEAD OFF GUY YEAH EDWIN RODRIGUEZ BASEBALL!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Cause Coughlin hurt himself with some pie or something.
Wasn’t he leading off before?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SHOWCASING
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY FISH!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FRIARS
6-1 MARLINS Top 9th
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
6-1 Fishies
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Shift-A
But watched recap. My sister and parents were at this game. God damn them.
Mota striking out SIRM = basically the best thing.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
big yard
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
the texans have a surprisingly good rotation
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 31, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
rangers
lol stupid names
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
by slackersphere17 on Jul 31, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
HAAAIRSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
They had a 5 run lead..don't put more runs on base
Although I guess he did just hit a 2 run single…fuck
I get the point about not putting runs on base, but miguel tejada doesn’t really strike fear in many pitchers any more,
by panda revival on Jul 31, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate the padres on like, five or six different levels right now
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Come on {Marlins Pitcher}, Quit screwing around
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
to be fair
Nolasco’s been pretty much lights out tonight up till here.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF, idiot
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Miggy.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
A valid statement
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Torture
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Padres are going to win, huh?
Fucking Rockies magic
Ughhhhhhhhh
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Makes you really appreciate our hometown announcers ...
Here’s what the Marlin radio announcer said (paraphrased) after the non-turn of the DP:
(background: 9th inning, Marlins up 6-3; 1st and 3rd, 1 out; ground ball to 3rd (out at 2nd, safe at 1st))
“Whoa did I say Tejada scored? He didn’t … he stayed at third, even though there was no chance of the play coming home. That’s a huge play – the score is only 6-3, not 6-4!!!”
What a maroon!
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Assume you mean Gonzalez, not Tejada?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, you’re right … it was Gonzalez on third (Tejada on first). But I still think he said Tejada. Maybe I’ll check the archive when it’s posted.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Checked the Gameday Audio archive ...
and the Marlins’ announcer did say it was Gonzales who held at third and failed to score on the play with Tejada out at second.
And here are the exact words that followed:
“Wow, that is a break … it’s still 6-3.”
You can find it at 3:08 of the archive.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Yeah, on that play the ball was hit right to the third baseman (forgot who it was), who froze Gonzalez with a glance before going to second. If the ball had gone to a middle infielder and Gonzalez had gone on contact, one assumes he would have scored.
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
(As you say, it would be nice if the radio broadcasters could call all this rather than assume it.)
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, my point was that it really doesn’t matter if he scores or not … it’s the 9th inning and the tying run is still at the plate if the DP isn’t turned.
As some announcers will say (to my annoyance), “his run doesn’t matter”. I will no longer cringe the next time that’s said.
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Was that a nice pick by Cantu?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Cantu isn’t a Marlin anymore
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOLME. Then who was that? and where is Cantu?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
gaby sanchez?
and Cantu is in Texas
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Texas, and wes helms is their third baseman now
by panda revival on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
hairston on deck
i swear to god get venable out or i am going to take like seventeen shits and die.
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!!
LOL PADRES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Only 3 down in the AILC
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
THANK GOD
I will put aside my loathing for the state of Florida. Go fish!
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
and Ludwick!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Spoiler: Lowell Cohn column quote re Sanchez below
Click on the subject line to ignore.
I agree the Giants should not trade Bumgarner, who may be the best pitcher on their staff at this moment. But Sanchez? Come on. The Giants look at Sanchez and see a lefty, a young lefty, a young lefty with great stuff. They believe he will outgrow his inconsistency. Maybe they think he’s destined for the Hall of Fame.
I disagree. I see a 27-year-old pitcher who should be fully mature by now. I don’t think he will outgrow anything. I think he is who he is. He is fine as long as he can throw his fastball. Ask him to get batters out with his curve and his palms begin to sweat. He doesn’t believe in his curveball. He psyches himself out on the mound — you’ve seen him do that.
If you want to be unkind, you might say Sanchez has head-case tendencies. If you really want to be unkind, you might say he never will be more than a No.4 starter. I believe he never will be anything more than a No.4. I believe the Giants should have traded him.
No mention of who would replace him in the rotation, of course.
They could be Giants...but not really.
i think most teams would kill for a 4th starter with a 3.65 ERA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
me or him?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
never?
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. - BLB
If he thinks Sanchez is a hopeless head case, I don’t think he watches too many middle to back of the rotation starters.
They could be Giants...but not really.
I thought he lost the “headcase” tag last year.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
for some players, it would be worth trading sanchez imho. but what exactly was the deal that it was a mistake to refuse?
Apparently
Prince Fielder, Adam Dunn, or Lance Berkman
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/20100731/NEWS/100739913/1057/SPORTS0908?p=all&tc=pgall&tc=ar
They could be Giants...but not really.
It’s just that sometimes taking action is better than being patient, especially when a difference-making, team-improving, playoff-guaranteeing big hitter is the payoff.
Yeah, Sanchez was going to bring that kind of return back.
They could be Giants...but not really.
That's just a long way to say "justin morneau type hitter"
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I agree the Giants should not trade Bumgarner, who may be the best pitcher on their staff at this moment.
/spittake, stops reading.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, I was going to comment on that, but I checked to see if anybody else had first. That was a dumb thing to say.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Makes no sense
If he believes that Jonathan Sanchez is no better than a number 4 starter, which is basically average to below average, then how did he expect the giants to trade him for an everyday player that would be better than average?
Shift-A: I've been gone all day and this is my first internet contact of the day
All I have to say is, YEAH JOEY AND BOWKERMANIA WILL LIVE ALWAYS LIVE ON!

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
by 49er16 on Jul 31, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on Jul 31, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
August- 28 games
http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/calendar/_/name/sf/month/august/san-francisco-giants
What are we hoping for? 16-18 wins?
I’ve done it three times now and keep coming up with 28…
by Into the Void on Jul 31, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
jesus
rockies, braves, (cubs), padres, phillies, cards, reds, (dbacks), rockies
thats like 7 playoff series
Shit that's a rough month
Over .500 teams we face: Rockies, Cardinals, Reds, Padres, Phillies, Braves
Under .500 teams we face: D-Backs, Cubs
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
San Diego’s schedule looks like this :\
http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/calendar/_/name/sd/month/august/san-diego-padres
They could be Giants...but not really.
wow, wtf?
They play one other good team besides the Giants the whole month?
by Into the Void on Jul 31, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Check out their September though.
Pads play one sub-.500 team in September (Cubbies), the rest are contenders
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
The two months are largely switched. Our September looks like their August. Lots of Brewers and Cubs.
Let's bring the...
I like how the Giants (other than Wrigley) don’t have to travel farther than Colorado the entire month. They basically play the NL West the entire month.
They could be Giants...but not really.
The next week is probably the worst
Denver —> Atlanta —> SF with no off days.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
Looking ahead, it looks like:
Sanchez vs Cook
Bumgarner vs Ubaldo
Lincecum vs Jurrjens
Zito vs Hanson
Cain vs Hudson
Sanchez vs Lowe
They could be Giants...but not really.
Of course Cain matches up against the pitcher who is currently the best out of those 6
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
We’re going to hit into 8 double plays in 7 innings against Hudson, which isn’t even possible.
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
going for the elusive fourth out
sadly we’re not up against armando galarraga BUT I STILL BELIEVE
It's Johnnie Walker inside.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jul 31, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought Mulder would be the best of the Big Three and he’s long, long gone.
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, the Big Three
What I thought Foppert, Williams and Ainsworth would turn out to be.

They could be Giants...but not really.
I'm in the middle of cleaning my apt to move
I found a set of Hudson, Zito, Mulder and the elephant bobbleheads. I wonder if they’re worth anything. Probably zilch.
I think there was a time when Mulder was the best of the Big Three.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
THOSE ARE BOTH MY POKEMONZ
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I remember AJ doing that once in his “Lost Season”.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
was AJ really a part of the lost season? I think I blocked that out. No wonder it was so awful and cursed.
Let's bring the...
Wow, I really did block that out.
It all makes sense now. I wonder if he’s long lost brothers with Salmon Torress
Let's bring the...
SUCK IT PHILLIES
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
heehee
check out my sig! :) I am so silly right now!
/3rd beer
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥ baetown415 ♥
Woohoo!
That’s kind of hilarious actually :-)
<3 GiantsBabe <3
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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That didn't work out like i planned
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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It's like this:
& hearts ;
But with no spaces.
♥ baetown415 ♥
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Oh groug...
/swoons
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♥ groug ♥
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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HAWT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
And just 3 beers?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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FUCK. LA
BIG 3: SF GIANTS, NY JETS, MIAMI HEAT
HATED 3: LA Dodgers, NE Patriots, MIAMI DOLPHINS
BIG 3 Players: Dwyane Wade, Brian Wilson, and Shaun Ellis
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on Jul 31, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
AHH!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Walrus sighting
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
adblock FTW
/SFGuy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ratto lining Grant’s (already wealthy) pockets.
by Into the Void on Jul 31, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Ray Ratto! How can I get back on the right track??
You’ll be doing a lot of prospect trading when you’re living in a van down by the river!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I'm still shaking my head at the Pirates
They got a lot for a little and not just from the Pirates.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
...take 2?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
From the Giants I meant
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I'm willing to believe
That the rest of the league/Brian Sabean knew something about Bowker that we just don’t.
But to quote fangraphs:
The Giants didn’t drastically overpay in either case, it just seems like a case of tunnel vision in the Lopez deal.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
I’m glad that they didn’t trade neal and belt for downs I woke up today fearing I might turn on my computer and see that :(.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
All things considered, Sabean’s restraint should be (at least somewhat) praised.
I’m 100% sure that every single person he called in an attempt to make a deal said “Oh, we want Sanchez or Bumgarner”. And hey, we’re leaving the deadline with our rotation intact. There’s something to be said for that.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
If you factor in the Molina trade
Sabean didn’t have an awful deadline.
My Son. Dude hits inside the parkers and takes walks.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I am a Bochy hater and a Sabean apologist.
to me
this is like the clip they play before the NFL draft every year of the Jets passing on Dan Marino and the Jets fan saying “maybe the Jets know something we don’t”
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I love Dodgers fans were so happy when it was 1-0
and how sad they were when it ended 2-1. I don’t care if kids, adults, old people. They were sad and I was happy.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Joe torre said he plans to have the theriot play everyday at 2nd base for the rest of the year
This is great knews I just thought he was going to be a bench player, thank you ned colleti :D.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
*news but yeah i’m pretty cool
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
fail beard is fail
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Total, utter fail?
He’s probably too young to grow a proper beard, but better than Kershaw at least.
They could be Giants...but not really.
definitely better than Kershaw
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I grew a proper beard at age 16
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I gotta say… I agree.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a bad look
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Aug 1, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
and i wasn't here much at all
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
some would consider that GOOD
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
love the fact he thought i was posting all over the place the other day
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Drunk Grant is more sociable.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
More DNWs
But in trading away those core playoff-team members to the Los Angeles Dodgers — and nearly trading Mike Fontenot and Xavier Nady to the San Francisco Giants an hour or so later — Cubs general manager Jim Hendry officially ended all the lip service about historic comebacks and started the clock on 2011.
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/2554794,CST-SPT-cub01.article
They could be Giants...but not really.
Oh wow.
major DNW
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, that would've been bad
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
IAWTC this comment
Xavier nady and ryan theriot… Dear god that could have been ugly bork would have made love to both of them.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
Sabean really wanted us to hate him, huh?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
That is a terrifying “could have been”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I love today's game
I missed most of it, travelling home from San Diego (I love the city, but man it was cold this year – didn’t break 70 degrees once in the two weeks we were there). But as soon as we walked into the house, we went straight to the TV, turned on the game, and the first pitch we saw was Pat Burrell hitting his homer. That was pretty awesome.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
YAY mymclife NEVER MOVING TO SAN DIEGO!
…too many people fall in love with the city I pay too much in taxes for
Awww. I just like San Diego because that’s where my dad’s side of the family (30+ people) has their reunion every year. We rent out this beachside condo complex on Mission Beach just a short walk away from Belmont Park, and everyone just hangs out for two weeks. So much fun.
I probably don’t want to live there, since it’s a little too laid back for me (plus there is a distinct lack of hockey), but I love vacationing there.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
Hockey? Doesnt USD have a hockey team? club hockey :D, but San Diego no doubt is an awesome city, downtown is pretty sweet as well
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Psh, I’m not interested in club hockey. ECHL/major juniors or better is pretty much all I’ll tolerate.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, David Backes
Proud member of the "Doug Wilson for Governor" Club
Fools and Sages
I guess I was right
Sabean doesn’t see anything in Bowker.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Mrs. Sabean?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
dear LOLdgers, Pat "The Bat" says ...

go fuck yourself, Los Angeles.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
lol @ broxton never throwing higher than 92 to burrell
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
the HR pitch was 96 MPH iirc
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
yeah I just took a look at gameday you’re right. He threw 92,94,93, 83 and then 96 on the dinger ball. I guess he wasn’t throwing just 92 just seems like it when I’m accustomed to seeing 97-99 from him with ease.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I am just not happy that I, and apparently the Giants hitters
are in no way intimidated when he comes into a ball game
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I enjoy not feelings like a game is over when the giants are down by a run and its the 7th inning.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
burrell is a pimp ...
on AND off the field.

damn, she’s smoking hot.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Boulder creek native!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow guys
were up late tonight. This one was special because that is what always happened to us prior. Were also 17-21 against the West now.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:13 PM PDT reply actions
Marty lurie is insane
I just went to the store and turned on KNBR and marty is still doing post game LOL OVER WORKED.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Eric karros was extremely pissed off at the way the giants dugout was acting.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I was pissed listening to him.
He gets but hurt when LA loses all the time. What ever happened to keeping it unbiased?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps someone should tell phil cuzzi and c.b. buckner that.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Local I can live with
National I can’t.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
My night just got awsome.
Wife was watching Cris Angel show and now I have Cowboy Bebop on.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions
Cowboy Bebop
Probably my favorite show (anime or otherwise) of all time.
It’s cool.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ed has a FATHER!?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
but i'm so pissed Keanu Reeves is playing Spike in the upcoming live-action movie
>:-(
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait what?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes sir ...
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39486
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to ignore that and pretend this conversation never happened.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i know dude
so fucking horrible.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
One episode strectched into 2 hours?
What kinda crap is that? You can do half the story in 2 hours and finish the other half in 2.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Natto
Only you can make me laugh at a tragedy.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Be excellent to each other ...
what a joke.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
WTF
Your kidding right?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Watched a bunch of Mythbusters then put in my Arrested Development DVDs.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Jul 31, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been at a stupid wedding since 4, so I just now watched Burrell’s homer. There was so much awesome going on in that dugout. I liked the extra footage they showed at the beginning of the ninth. Huff was, indeed, having a seizure. I also think Nate has a crush on Aubrey. :)
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
The entire bay area should have a crush on huffard.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate better learn how to hit like Aubrey
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The crowd’s reaction was basically the same. I still want to jump up and down and give everyone around me a high five.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
i remember and will always remember that
i’ve been home alone all day, and it’s boring as shit, but everything changed when Burrell hit that homer, i just jumped up and screamed “FUCK YEA!!!”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I don’t really remember what I yelled but it was something along those lines. I know a “I FUCKING LOVE PAT BURRELL!” snuck out at some point.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
uh oh... somebody's got a crush on Pat the Bat
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think most of us do after today.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
WHERE THE HATERS NOW?????? i assume that was said during the GDT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You’re such a girl.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Well, yes.
But, what does it say that I didn’t cry once at the wedding, but a home run could make me cry?
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
I cried at the end of TOy Story 3… what does that make me?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m not going to lie, I did too.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
I think that makes us human
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
At least we’re not dancer
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
Me too
That completed my childhood and made me an adult
I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz
yes!!!! IM 22 AND I CAN SAFELY call myself an adult now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I didn’t cry when I got married.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Jul 31, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
My mom said it was weird.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
No. It’s because it’s such a huge production for the bride and groom to spend about 10 seconds with the guests.
If I ever get married, I’m eloping in Vegas.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
Word man
I got married there. It was great.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget
Women don’t exist on the internet.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha, i had to go to my Dad’s wedding, i mean, it wasn’t THAT bad, but some of the shit goes into the whole thing is super long, all it should be is, kiss, now lunch, dance, that’s it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
After I elope, I’m going to have a reception for everyone that’s not at the wedding. But, it’s going to be a barbecue, with buckets of beer and everyone wearing shorts and flip flops.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
OH MY GOD, PLEASE INVITE ME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Beat me to it. Are all the McCoven going?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
This is basically what my sister and her bf are planning. I’m on standby to be a witness.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis who is stuck in the baseball purgatory called extended spring training.
I think I might cry.
TEARS OF FUCKING JOY
Are you single, and if so TELL ME WHY
"Yo Paul, if it hurts, don't swing." - Mike Krukow
Zito: 7 Yrs $126 Million
6 Pack of beer and a month of TV: $70
Sitting down to watch Zito Strike out Helton looking on a Curve four times: Priceless
When my sister got married it was.
1: Walk to the altar.
2: Quick introduction.
3: Short vows.
4: Go downstairs to the reception.
5: Party until 2 a.m.
It was cool.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Your sisters wedding
= win.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
She definitely set a good example for the rest of us.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
you know who cried at his wedding???
pat “the bat”

lol!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
What is this?
And, what was with Karros going off about how Burrell is a “single guy” and how he was going to go out and celebrate after the game? It was weird.
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
What about when he said he can’t react to a pitch and just guesses?
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was weird.
Probably not but I suppose it coulda been a veiled reference to Burrell=gay rumors.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 1, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
i have no idea ...
but it comes up when you type “pat burrell” into yahoo! search. lmao!
i actually have a great story about good ol’ burrell. i went to college in Philly during the days when he and rowand played for the phillies and i met a bartender named sarah one night at a south philly bar and she told me that pat would come in after the game, get shitfaced drunk, try to hit on her, and was eventually thrown out. one night, she decided to sleep with Pat “the Bat” and the best part is that when he came out of the bathroom, he was standing stark naked … only wearing his baseball cleats and holding onto his bat. he then continues to kick his bat onto his shoulder and says, “you’re about to fuck Pat Burrell.” LOL! this is a true story. swear to God.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/files that story away with the Hermione one.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
One of my friends claims to have played strip poker with Ray Durham and a few others in a condo near the ballpark.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
no way! that’s classic!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I was praying you weren’t about to say Ray Ratto.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
That is a visual I do not need.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
True story
When playing strip poker with Ratto, he starts tearing off rolls of blubber as bets after he loses all his clothes.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I love him now.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Pat the Mat-rimony
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
ohiseewhatyoudidthere.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
that you are awesome?
:)
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I think it means
there need to be more women like you.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I may have started crying a little bit with my penis.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just trying to avoid being called a girl.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re going to make me start crying again.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Sad, sad penis.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 31, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Is his penis sad because it's limp or limp because it's sad?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
It’s crying because it’s sad.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
hey ...
i would be sad too if my best friend was a pussy and my neighbor was an asshole.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
hopefully from the upper half of your body
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
My irony meter just exploded.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
"You all are just blinded to reality by your hatred of Armando just as the Bonds haters are." -grm
Oh, that’s a useful invention.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
See, it’s ironic because it’s like what Comic Book Guy says about the sarcasm meter.
I think.
I don’t really understand irony very well.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that supposed to be irony?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Stupid wedding?
That’s harsh
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
THIS WEDDING IS HORSESHIT
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Those are both things that should be shouted out as the couple take their vows
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA!!
Step-Brothers is amazing.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions

LinceCain and pray for rain .... or for someone to take Zito off our hands.
by Lincecain on Jul 31, 2010 11:48 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
lmao!
so much Rec!!!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Jul 31, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Mole looks like he just looked at himself in the mirror LOL FRED
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on Jul 31, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS SPARTA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That was the best win of the past 3 or 4 years. Don’t tell me otherwise
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
i disagree big time
the other week vs. the dodgers IN LA with the Mattingly incident
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
This one was at home with the crowd was going nuts. It was better
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
NUH UHHHHHH THE ONE WHERE IT WAS UNPREDICTABLE COME FROM BEHIND VICT...
oh fuck it, what difference does it make, they’re both wins
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
IDK, as much as I love being at home. There’s nothing better than hearing those annoying Dodgers fans just STFU after Torres hit that ball, and then striking out Ethier.
Dodger stadium was half empty though, and to be honest I rarely hear that stadium making any noise whatsoever
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
They are a lazy group
I went once and it was a great pitching duel. All their fans were leaving because they said it was boring. My friend and I were captivated.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
The Dodger fans who show up to AT&T Park are 10 times more intense, it seems
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Hostile territory I would assume.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLdger fans ...

continuing the "meat/buns" theme of the Dodger Dog since 1958.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
funny/disturbing shit, right? only LOLdger fans.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
…
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 1, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm laughing my ass off too dude... like no joke
like seriously, that pic was so funny
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
dont roll both ways homeslice
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Don’t act like you’ve never spooned your smaller, younger clone.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
ROTFLMAO!!!
i find it absolutely hilarious how they’re still trying to look gangsta.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I just watched the replay and Huff really looked like he wanted to beat the shit outta somebody, just out of pure excitement. That’s not even an exhaggeration
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
Wanted to get his hands on Russell Martin
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
By the way, what is the name of that song that they play at AT&T Park whenever a Giant hits a homer?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
No, not that one. You can hear it in the background of the replay of Burrell’s HR. I’m not sure how long they’ve been playing it but it has been in use for at least all of this season
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 1, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
you know what?
the crowd was too loud for me to hear what song is playing! lol!
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
that's so sick!
today’s game will go down in Giants history. fucking awesome.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
They play this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44&feature=avmsc2
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
This is the right song
and not sarcasm. If you don’t want to listen to it, it’s Gap Band’s “You Dropped a Bomb on Me”. AT&T used to play it for every Giants homer until 9/11/01.
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
He had his shields up.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
No one believes what I say so….
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You're lying.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hmmm, that song sounds way better after a Giants home run
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
"If City play a game against United for 89 minutes, maybe they’ll have a chance." -King Eric Cantona
interesting Belt splits
san jose
bases empty: .355/.462/.574
runners on base: .403/.516/.685
runners in scoring position: .369/.495/.631
richmond
bases empty: .295/.305/.639
runners on base: .459/.556/.757
runners in scoring position: .458/.536/.833
he is money in the clutch
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 1, 2010 12:09 AM PDT reply actions
are you
wearing a strawhat, by any chance?
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Aug 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
ribeyez are risp biased, interestingly enough, so i didn’t include it
by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I read about 30 comments.
Summary: Bowker Sucks and if you all know so much more than Sabean, apply for a GM job!
Buster Posey: He knows the rules!
You know there’s some stupidity going on when I make more comments in earnest than I do in fun.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t be so hard on yourself. Your comments are just fine.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Even if I was adding to it
there is only so much of that I could take.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is buster a lock for NL player of the month?
Or is there some east coast bias fuck that was also raking in july and will unanimously win the award?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
shit, i'll say!
43 hits in July, the most ever by a San Francisco rookie. mark my words … posey = the next “thrill.”
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I bet if A-Rod got 600 they would have given it to him.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Aug 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
King Kong has got to be the most depressing movie ever.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions
WOW you are so anticlimactic with your arrivals
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ATTENTION EVERYONE I HAVE OFFICIALLY ARRIVED
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Which one?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
The newest one. Everyone dies. Except the people who deserve to die. They survive.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah. He deserves to die ( in the movie).
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
wrong movie
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
noooo, i'm pretty sure Jack Black sings in almost every movie he's in
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
King Kong sang
I think it was some crappy song from the 90’s
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
All I remember from that one is that they slid on the ice for an almost insufferably long amount of time.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I hated that movie.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FU!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:32 AM PDT reply actions
NO U!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
STFU
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
this is getting ugly. lol.
When the Giants come to town,
It's BYE BYE BABY!
I will bleed orange till I die.
by (_0_)sega.master(_0_) on Aug 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Sincerely, blow me
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
oh really? you son of a bitch!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
In all honesty, tongue-juggle my sack
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
wtf! ha, go hump Howie's leg
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
His leg is probably the only part of him I haven’t humped yet.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Good to know, thanks for the heads up Lars
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No problem
I just wanted you to know which parts to stay away from
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
good to know there are no issues
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
For one, it’s too close to my feet for your comfort.
And for another, you’ve never properly appreciated the hump-usefulness of the knee-crease.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m pronouncing the second ‘e’ in sincerely for the purposes of reading this comment..
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm pronouncing it using nothing but characters taken from the thought language used exclusively in Tervin-4 in the Ovta galaxy
You may recognize the accent.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I never can place Ovtan accents.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I get confused by the wide variety of Tervin dialects.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, I think that should be Tervish.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Depends on who your thinking at.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
RAWRUNF
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Now King Kong SPOILERS dies so I can’t watch
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT reply actions
Pika broke twitter
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:52 AM PDT reply actions
i was just trying to type something everyone should know :(
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I only check one Twitter account and now I can't
Thanks man :-(
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
INORITE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I always read this as "In - or - right"
Instead of “I know, right”
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET A HUMAN DWELLING CUBE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL FRED!
/clank
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 12:54 AM PDT reply actions
FOR EVERYONE STILL COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TRADES?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
she wasnt havin it with the glasses on
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
hmm... soon, i'll do that soon, she looks more sad without em
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
english bulldogs... they never havin' it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
never ain’t havin’ it
I feel like making that making my long overdue sig that hasn’t existed in the 12+ months I’ve been here.
Haha, i did for a while, but then i was like “fuck it, i want something under my name”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
haha, or else we'll forget about it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m not sure why people would be complaining, neal and belt are still giants and did not get flipped for edwin encarnacion.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SABEZ NOT TURN SANCHEZ INTO HANLEY RAMIREZ…WTF?!
That’s what KNBR sounded like, and the idiot who suggested we trade MadBum for Fielder.
salty balty was a train wreck
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Missed that, only listened for like 10 minutes in the car.
I honestly can’t listen to KNBR much anymore, too many idiots.
i just like listening to stuff talked about that ISNT giants baseball
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yea, like NINERS, warriors, or college football
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
what did salty have to say?
I somehow missed his call, I assume he went crazy over not trading sanchez for dunn or fielder?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Urban didn't want to take his call, left it for Marty
but it was just absolutely going crazy over the fact they didnt get a bat
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Some insane idiot called in and went on this crazy fielder rant like he’s jesus and putting up bondsian numbers. I’m sure he was well aware that he’s slugging under .500 and has 22 homers and 48 RBI’s to go with his horrific defense and speed LOL FIELDER WILL TAKE US ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
this is why i like listening to KNBR, it's hilarious
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
This
Listening to gary radnich be heralded as the greatest sports talk show host in the bay area while not knowing anything about sports or even talking about them never gets old.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Its 1:30. How many people can be on Twitter?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Hot damn the Gorillaz make weird music videos
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Seriously?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
gorillaz are cool... if ur like a baby
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh you are lost, Pika.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
lost in the awesome lyrics of lil wayne? yes
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Lil Wayne is an idiot. His lyrics are meaningless and stupid, his flows are the only thing that makes him listenable.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions
sir, you are so wrong,
Give it time dude
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I've listened to him since Numba1 Stunna
He’s regressed hardcore….
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I gave it to much time. He’s not someone you warm up to, hes someone who you eventually realize sucks at rapping.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
starting to get sick of Cudi, he just absolutely BLOWS live
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Don’t go down this road Pika.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm just saying, i've been to one of his shows, and a few of my friends went to
a few of his shows, everything was terrible
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Everything but the music
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 1, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
::sigh, kids::
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
and I meant all three of you
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
GO BACK TO UR ROCKING CHAIR
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Walt Frazier should help him out
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
GET OFF MY LAWN
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Well I finally make my way to this thread, what a great game today. We started in Lot D tailgating then made our way to the ballpark and sat in the center field bleachers. Great view of Zito pitiching today. There were 75 of us so we made lots of noise and had a good time. For the bleachers everyone was rather civil to each other and general good natured heckling.
Just to let you all know I called that HR. Pat the Bat came up I said he would hit one and pointed to where it would go. The next pitch..boom. You are welcome. :)
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
You know, one thing that was really impressive about the 20-8 July is that the Giants managed it despite 1. not having a single off day other than the All Star Break and 2. playing 18 of 28 games on the road.
I think if you’d told me those two things before July began AND told me that the Giants would go 20-8 in the month, I would have thought you were crazy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
remember this thread?
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/6/21/1529134/the-next-38-games
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
a lot
Molina had not been traded when that post was written
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Remember someone's prediction of 21/17?
Versus 22/16 actual? Way off.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
speedftw nailed in on the nose
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Not to mention a winning record against NL West teams.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
They also managed it while in desperate need of a LOOGY. Imagine what the record would have been in July if they actually had that left-handed relief pitcher!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 1, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL PAT BURRELL HATERZ
wow. Burrell taking a curtain call was awesome. Also, I think I now love guillermo mota
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, who's mind is currently elsewhere
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL
Colorado 34(miraculous walk-offs)-18 at home and 20-32 on the road….hmm
Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.
Nice!
Just got invited to the game tonight! SWEEP LA!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions
I apologize, that was rude of me.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 1, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

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