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SCORE RUNS, GIANTS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT L.A.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this thread have Giants runs?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

beatla!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLDGERTOWN

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That picture doesn't need a subject line .....

…… because it’s so homosexual. Fill in the blank yourselves, you fuckin lazy asses. ;-]

by orange_and_black_attack on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comment fails on so many levels.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

These types of stickers on cars make them look trashy

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Also, they totally degrade one of the greatest comics of all time. Public urination is far too gauche for Calvin.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Watterson doesn’t give a shit about the rest of society.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

amifirst?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

urnot

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Browzah Delay

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOM COLLINS!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Delicious!

I wish my parents had gin in the house. They definitely have some lemon trees.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did gameday break?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Whiteside

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

At the park and am disappointed by the lack of Giants runs.

by Natto on Jul 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SO IT’S YOUR FAULT THEN

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

As are we.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Rose sucks. (Sorry, kdl.)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re entitled to your opinion.

Buster Posey: He knows the rules!

by kdl on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Rose really sucks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHEATER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OBPORRES!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES TORRES TORRES

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

Good eye! Also, cheater.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Rotational BBing!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Karros says Giants are favorites.

OMG KARROS HATES GIANTS

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fox announcers blathering like idiots

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fox announcers blathering like idiots

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t there technology to cancel out the announcing, like what people did with the vuvzelas during the World Cup?

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The past few saturdays the SAP wasn’t carrying ANY announcers, just ballpark crowd sounds. Not today, though. :(

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe add in the vuvuzelas over the announcing?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great, now we get Freddy

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy has been off balance and out on his front foot for the past week.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Jul 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has looked like shit

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOLE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh Freddy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So I guess the July offense is gone, isn’t it?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants seem to suck in day games after night games.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

Giants seem to suck in day games after night games.

by bombs on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re right. The Giants suck.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

I never get tickets for those games. They are always tired.

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure about day after night games but

Here’s the day game splits for this year:

20 W 19 L, .256/.319/.393

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would assume most come after night games.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, we get it Verizon. Kids are just as smart as adults.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

F U Mole

let Torres steal

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fresno must be pissed

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

why? now they get Belt in LF

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I am in Fresno, and pissed

Does that count?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would the Braves want Rich Ankiel? Why?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HE HIT HOMERUNS THAT ONE YEAR

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have to better options than Ankiel and his .280 OBP.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good fastball and a great curve.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously FUCK Chad Billingsley

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BABS YOU THUNDER THEIGHED FUCKER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Why would you allow his child-bearing hips on base?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

God damnit Zito

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit Miggy destroyed that ball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the ball disappeared off his bat.

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d trade Bowker for him.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK SHIT ASS

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerald with the reflexes.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller just freaked me out!

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO GERALD!

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

… and they immediately complement Billingslea for getting back to be bag.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.

by MonochromeGarden on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Also, SUPERBEST YO!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice baserunning by Babs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Remembered to freeze on a line drive

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio is confused

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio was born to run.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still cant believe that trade

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep thinking that we are getting someone else too, but they forgot to mention it. Like, Andrew McCutchen will just show up in CF tomorow.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Person!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FURCAL

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FURCAL

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

After Freddy's epic AB

I looked at his stats……325 slugging? 322 OBP? He is approaching Burriss/2009 Diarrhenteria territory….He is bobbing some serious knob…

I had no idea his numbers had gone down the toilet that bad….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

agree, need another 2 hitter

by oldgiantsguy on Jul 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could have used Kelly Johnson

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be batting 9th,

but gosh darnit he just LOOKS like a #2 hitter…

by D4P on Jul 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes:

I mean, I know he [Rent, Sanchez, whomever] sucks, but he’s a prototypical two-hitter so, really, he doesn’t suck.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FURCAL U SUCK

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

"He was called out for excessive window shopping."

LOL Jon.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice. I like Andres’s D.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

And now let’s score some runs!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Splendid, Zito!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheesus. Kemp’s reaction made me think that was a pop-up. That went to the warning track.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Zito!

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

If you’re into that kind of thing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby, I just want some runs!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Haw.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt question

So if he gets a chance to come up this year, does that mean he’ll get bumped to AAA soon, or is there a chance he goes straight to the majors? Does that type of thing ever happen?

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t he first have to be added to the 40-man?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Russian version of the Most Interesting Man in the World that Directv’s got going isn’t working for me.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

But the guy eats grapes made of gold

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And kisses tiny giraffes!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

the giraffe and the dogs playing poker are awesom

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by DrStankus on Jul 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do enjoy the tiny giraffe.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billingsley has 19 straight scoreless innings. That’s enough.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

So if an OF gets hurt now

is Brandon Belt the callup?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d guess that it’d be Rohlinger or Downs with Pablo getting more PT at first.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sebean works out a waiver claim with Dodgers

He’s always admired Anderson’s grit. And that Belt kid hasn’t done nothing yet.

by Voxx on Jul 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff, Posey, Burrell=Mad Runz

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

A home run would be neat.

by Into the Void on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CLASSY

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I would love for the Giants to score a run at some point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Or more.

Zito’s pitch count is a-creepin’, and the bullpen isn’t spectacular, with Wilson 50/50.

by Voxx on Jul 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Billingsley’s on a pitch count given the short rest.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF does this mean?
* The Royals traded minor league catcher Jeff Howell to the Twins for future considerations according to milb.com’s official Twitter feed.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

probably just some money

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cash or PTBNL

But, they decide which it is…in the future?

I dunno

by Voxx on Jul 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Twins needed some catching depth after trading Ramos.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twins: Give us that catcher.

Royals: What are we getting for him?

Twins: Shut up.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL JPORNY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with this guy.

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with this guy who agrees with that other guy

by bombs on Jul 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposed to hit it where they ain’t

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BABIP'd again

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

God, everything he hits is squared up, even the outs.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn. I feel like weve hit a million line drives at people.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Have we ever had a game where we just beat the shit out of Billingsley

and if not, why not

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

like, physically?

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

when he came out of the pen that one time we beat up on him last year

by panda revival on Jul 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not quite a “beat the shit out of him” kinda game but I’ll take it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 3 of those runs were earned runs against Billingsley

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 runs through 4, is the best we got?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

bleh

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than Bowker apparently. :(

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

rbi-2B last night

just not a good match up

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

booooooooOOOoo

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So when do we get Kelly Johnson?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This game needs more Giants runs.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

so is zito really gonna get cained again?

fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan

by warriorsalltheway on Jul 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

zeeted fucked

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m beginning to understand why Philly fans hated Burrell so much – when he’s in a funk and striking out a lot, he just looks so bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

they didn't hate him at all

he was supposedly one of their favorites.

by patneededthetowel on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

they booed him all the time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but there was always a lot of animosity toward him, at least that I saw, because he had a big contract and he never approached the numbers he put up in 2002.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, you don’t need to tell me that. I know that. But he struck out a lot and didn’t hit for a high average and he got a lot of shit for it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there was the CLANK! factor, too. Philly fans are completely unreasonable and unforgiving.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play better and you’ll play every day.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit. Poop.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFUUUUUUUUU

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Gross.

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you, Casey Blake.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK I HATE CASEY BLAKE SO FUCKING MUCH.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, fuck.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Stagnant ass offense!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CASEY BLAKE

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like that's his 3rd against SF this year

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Carlos Santana. Not Carlos Santana. Not Carlos Santana. Not Carlos Santana. Not Carlos Santana. Not Carlos Santana.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I almost hate Casey Blake more than Russell Martin. Almost.

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you have to ask, then you’ll never know

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Jul 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the female orgasm.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, you know, bad.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you hate Russell Martin? I mean look at him!

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you watched any Giants/Dodgers games ever?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol u

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He follows in a long line of douchey Dodger catchers.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never asked for a subject line…until now.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

douche

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen him?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is the sky blue

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

my heart can't take this

i’ll go into cardiac arre——-

by bombs on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna get Cain’d

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow’s game is going to go exactly like this one.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants vs. Dodgers

you’re right

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH BUSTER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerald says no problem.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

S I R M

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

makes it look easy

fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan

by warriorsalltheway on Jul 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenny Albert sounds like he doesn’t want to do this game. GTFO

by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

If Kenny Albert wasn’t Marv Albert’s son he would be an accountant or work at a library…The guy has the charisma of my shoe…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

H Y M N S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

O L D

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GARRET ANDERSON I FUCKING HATE YOU

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Who’ll be pitching the 8th?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, can we please score a run now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNS NOW PLZ

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

how about some runs

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, lets score two runs, just two

or just rush the mound and take out billingsly

by allhailtheredwings on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

How can commercials be this bad?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

How can Casey Blake?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

july is runs month

by tomorrow on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, fuck Casey Blake

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR EMPEROR DEMANDS RUNS BE SCORED!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HACKING

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HACKIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, come on Pablo. Do something more than that.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY FIRST PITCH HACKING

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HACK HACK HACK

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So Billingsley is going to shut us out again

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 straight scoreless innings and counting…

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

First pitch hacks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, no.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FURCAL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus. And then elation!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FURCAL!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a tough play for him

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FurcLOL

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Man. Rent didn’t know what to do there. First? Second? First? Second?

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

My screen just went yellow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap. My TV signal just went out.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

EWWWW PUT THE MASK BACK ON

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

renteria’s on cloud nine

by tomorrow on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF fox

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

this at bat should be full of lulz

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

schierholtz on deck…

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This pizza is hot.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

still no score

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

whiteside is sooo lost

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice game Zito!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HEED YOUR EMPEROR'S DEMANDS!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda got a Helton goat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Not even dead people?

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

check your monitor connection?

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the other channels are working

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOX went out on me too.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

same

The entire channel was removed from my channel list

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate in, Babs out.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito and Boch getting into it in the dugout? Or is it just me

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably not just you.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we got Bahbuhrah out of there.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MORE BILLINGSLY!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So..

I come in from doing yard work. I’ve been listening to the game on the radio, everythings cool except the Giants can’t hit.

I sit down to watch a few minutes of the game and.. OMFG….why don’t these guys just go down to the Dodger’s dugout and start blowing Joe Torre and the rest of the team. I didn’t think anyone could be worse than Joe Buck.

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

not really joe buck…but sentiments are empathized

by wizard5ive on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

EFFFFF YOU BABS

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE NOW

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hate watching Whiteside hit

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

But he sure can (pinch) run

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto. I feel the same way about Nate unfortunately.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can say this about 4 or 5 Giants players.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I hate Bochy’s eternal hard-on for vetacular catchers.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANIC PANIC PANIC

I’M MISSING WHITESIDE’S AB HERE

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Best hitters in the major leagues

374. Everth Cabera
375. Adam Everett
1,546. Eli Whiteside

by patneededthetowel on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god Aaron Rowand is coming up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. Thought I heard/read it was going to be Nate.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

they changed it to Rowand when the Dodgers brought in Kuo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was announced, but then Rowand.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was, then Torre countered with Kuo, and then Bochy countered with Rowand.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO PLAY-BY-PLAY FROM THE PARK ON YOUR iPod BECAUSE THE FOX BROADCAST WENT OUT ON THE REST OF US.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck a duck. Rowand.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

great scott!

All love and support…….

by wizard5ive on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FOX just came back!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO SOON

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then it wnet away again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not having any problems with it

by wizard5ive on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

picture that is...

commentary…that’s another story

by wizard5ive on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh well good

then mine is probably working perfectly too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This copywrited tele-DROPPED AGAIN

Fuck you FOX. In a whole new way you ruin my saturday baseball.

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU FOX

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Scott.

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice game Nate!

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

6-10

and he’s riding the bench?

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by deadmeat27 on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand is bad

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? Goddamn fawks.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott?

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

How did Rowand?!

Scott!

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by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!?

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by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Scoot!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito looks pissed

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He really is giving someone the stare

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTT!

LET’S GO ANDRES!

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres hasn’t been any good RH this year.

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by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

They should score two runs and give Zito the win.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TORRES

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

“letting out some shaft”

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

TWHS

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by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST A HIT, DUDE

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

And we’re fucked.

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Kuo is abusing Torres.

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by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

yo torres how about a single instead of an 800 foot homer

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MARTIN

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Double steal? hahah

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Read BID

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball in dirt

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by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did initially think you were telling me to read twice a day, GAA, but my mind is warped by medicalese.

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by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh? I dont understand

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BID = twice a day, as in Aleve 150 mg BID.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you know about Malanase?

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

or malanases

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much. Sounds like an enzyme that degrades polysaccharides (complex sugars). Other than that, I’m lost.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. The wife has it. And the meds are stupid expensive (even with our insurance). Just looking for alternative to the stuff the Dr. prescribed.

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks, man. I tried using my extensive medical references (google, Wikipedia), but got nothing. Stupid internet not being helpful exactly when I need it!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. $200 for a 30 gram tube of cream! Robbery!

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a joke in there somewhere.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy moly. That is shitty.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. I was actually wrong. It’s called Melasma (skin discoloration) and the med is Tri-Luma

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, I am less confused now. Was/is your wife pregnant?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like 10+ years ago, but incomplete

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. I was under the impression that there wasn’t much to be done for melasma.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the Dr. said, but prescribed this liquid gold to her, and said that it may take two months to take affect. I’ll be broke by then buying the stuff. Basically he said avoid the sun and use at least 55 spf sunscreen everyday on her face.

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That is some crap medical advice just because it’s so impractical.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ball in dirt

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOOM

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SIRM

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheeeeeelz!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

S I R M

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Slo mo Renteria makes it into 3rd

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

just a little bloop, Torres.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, two-run single up the middle

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS GAME

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TORRES

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well

Sack

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SWING AT THAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Giants. good game

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Zito’s getting the fuck out of here

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This game sucks.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

just plain fuck

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF TORRES

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

runners runners everywhere

but none of them to score.

"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean

by deadmeat27 on Jul 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLtational Hitting!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the Dodgers double switch?

If not, Kuo either has to bat or be out of the game.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

it looks like they did not double switch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed it looks like they did not.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no more Kuo, hopefully Sherrill comes in

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think thats just his face

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that face, then.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mission: infiltrate the Dodgers clubhouse, incapacitate and impersonate Kuo, and blow the fuck up when brought into a game.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the only possible way to redeem yourself.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YAY! BAUTISTA!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Let the conga line of walks begin.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista in.

Pitch well or be DFA’d tomorrow.

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Denny Bautista will bring us some momentum!!

by Natto on Jul 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The same sort of momentum that Ex-Lax brings?

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the towel

THROWN

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Jul 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

great this fuck nut is pitching

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jul 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So like 3 walks this inning

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Neckbeard

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DENNY

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

joey martinez is a lefty, huh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

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by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Didn’t drastically overpay on either move.”

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/12 straight balls

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that anyone cares but my iPhone has been sitting in Hong Kong for well over 72 hours now… Getting anxious

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

it's learning cantonese

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by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it’s learning Cantonese, I really think so!

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine did that too. (3 weeks ago.)

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it get delivered when they said it would? Mine still says it will be here on Tuesday.

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right on time.

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My iPad went MIA for a while. It was eventually re-routed through Japan/Alaska.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate watching the Giants get shutout in person.

by Natto on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ask for a refund. I know I’ll be asking Grant for a refund

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by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t seem to have much luck with these Giants/Dodgers games.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, neither do the Giants.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

CARRLOL

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

They are gonna lose this game 1-0 arent they?

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by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Jair Jurrjens should not be allowed to pitch past 6 innings. Ouch, my Pokemonz ERA.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

uh-oh

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

From 1.35 through 6 to 6.75 through 6.2ip.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dropped him like he was hot

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by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was I the only one who had Sanchez on my team last night and was really hoping for a save?

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by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I have him in two leagues.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody else think that Bautista looks just like The Incredible Mr. Limpet?

Bleeding orange and black since 1987

by TehGreekStallion on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re letting Kuo hit for himself

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Because Bautista is pitching. This is comical.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Bochy claim to play match ups so much, and yet he didn’t start Nate against Billingsley?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Great.

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, fuck you Bautista.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA BAUTISTA

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, none of those pitches were even close.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to be fucking fucking me right now

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S JUST TIRED

Needs 72 hours of rest.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

IN HONG KONG

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Christ...

Welp, hope you had fun as a Giant. Enjoy the rest of your life.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot wait to see our new relievers do that as well

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously the thinking is

to walk him so he gets tired running the bases, right?

by NHL84 on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

get him in a rundown and keep it alive until he passes out.

by sayheybk on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi, just got in from a gay softball team pool party fundraiser. anything fun happen today in giants baseball? :)

by mlb22 on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as we didn’t overpay for horseshit relievers, i’m sure today is a win

by mlb22 on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cries

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well if we didn’t get a big bat at least we can call up Bowker

by mlb22 on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

youre making me cry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

im sorry im sorry… ok, as long as Grant doesn’t tweet Hank Schulman for his opinion, we can at least save face right?

by mlb22 on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENOUGH ALREADY

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

:’(

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

:+%

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU BLAKE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So, uh....

What the fuck is with that beard?

by TGOH on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry, but Bautista..

is a huge steamy pile of Cow Shit.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

so sick of denny bautista, what a fucking clown.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

A W F U L

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god, you suck Bautista

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

fatigue!

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

pitched on July 28 and July 30 and warmed up on the 29th

it was inevitable

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP THIS TOAD FUCKERY, BAUTISTA

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I was about to freak the fuck out. Miller said that Bumgarner had removed his cap down in the bullpen. I thought they were bringing him in, a la Sanchez last night, but he was signaling that Mota was ready.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Gardner.

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they can bring in Mark Gardner. He’s not even on the roster!

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/RIM SHOT

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by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coulda sworn he said Bumgarner.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking bautista is a pile of shit

by panda revival on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU IDIOT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Hopefully this is the last we see of him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like I could be almost as effective as Bautista

Hell, if you want a guy to not throw strikes, I’ll do it for the minimum

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PAIN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

didn’t he have Romo go 2+ (almost 3?) last night?

not saying I disagree that he shouldn’t have brought in bautista.
this guy doesn’t deserve to be on any team.

by sayheybk on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo went 1+ last night.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully that is the last we see of Denny Bautista.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that just made the DFA decision easier.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Giants need a roster space, and Denny Bautista just walked Hong-Chih Kuo and Scott Podsednik. Pretty clear where this is heading for Denny.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Baytista is our Version of Sherril.

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEEEE

We just traded for a guy worse than Bautista. Sabean you sly dog you.

by marcello on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

they just showed the trades on the scoreboard. I booed.

by Natto on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

should have found sabes and punched him in the noggin

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Ramon Ramirez should be an upgrade on Bautista.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t we just send him back to the minors?

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Need to create room for the new guys on the 40 man roster.

by Natto on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. Bowker and Martinez were both on the 40-man, Lopez and Ramirez take their places.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But someone has to leave the big club.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but that’s not what he said.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if we could, what would be the point?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FURCAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD RAFAEL!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bautestin the fuck out of my patience!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you see, Denny? DO YOU SEE?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Long inning is long

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota is working on 3 days rest

if he walks anybody by accident, I blame the manager for calling bad pitches
(breaking pitches in the dirt, eye-high fastballs, etc)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

so relief pitchers never just plain old fuck up in your mind

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure they do

hanging curves and whatnot
the issue is fine control withing the strike zone

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the other way around right?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish the fucker

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I am going to go make a sandwich. When I come back, the score better still be 0-1.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

done

Lincecum is our savior

by kraz88 on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Guy!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job Mota

I would like to talk to you about my pokemonz

by CB30 on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

roster decision made!

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN MATT KEMP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEMP

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad we skipped the Denny’s grandslam

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Classic^

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love if the Giants would score some runs.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So Bowker was playing LF in Fresno; does this mean Belt gets promoted to take that spot?

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats probably why he’s been seen in LF for a few games now

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

(this was implied)

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like it.

Cause 1B grow on trees in the Giants’ Org.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THREE DAYS REST, BITCHES!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So lame

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

then he’d be queasy too

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a stranger on a bus?

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like dog shit better than Bautista

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JPORNY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU GARRETT ANDERSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Audrey, we need you

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

"Taking pitches is for pussies"

-Freddy Sanchez

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MELKY!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

yo sanchez, swing for shallow center

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

RNZ PLZ
10Q

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US BUSTER

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand and Renteria are the only players who can beat the Dodgers

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahh, vintage Giants offense.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YEARGH

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, fantastic inning so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T BREAK POSEY

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

somehow Jair still got charged for those runs after melky’s amazing throw… wtf

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU KUO

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OH HELL NO

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HONG!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SHEESH

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He ain’t havin that.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OH, IT’S ON NOW

Bowkermania has been freed.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU KUO YOU PIECE OF SHIT

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that it matters much

But weren’t two of the HBP’s by the Giants’ yesterday cheapies? ie One a jersey and another the back foot which could have been moved?

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

all of them were pretty cheap

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such douchey facial hair.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad there's no Kuip

Otherwise we’d be hearing about some “country hardball” right about now.

by NHL84 on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Jeff Passan
San Francisco Giants. Blockbuster alert! Javier Lopez(notes) goes to San Francisco from Pittsburgh! Same with Ramon Ramirez(notes)! The good one, too! Gavin Newsom to pass proclamation naming July 31 the city’s official Javier Lopez Day! Then comes the renaming of the Embarcadero as the Ramonramirezo! Hip-hip hooray!

(Now, really: This is a Giants team with the sort of starting pitching depth that begged for a deal. Whether it was Jose Bautista or Corey Hart or any other big bat, the Giants needed to wave goodbye to Jonathan Sanchez(notes). The emergence of Madison Bumgarner(notes) has allowed them to make such a trade, and yet here the Giants are, in the same place they’ve been the last few years: lots of pitching, not enough hitting and the weight of their world resting on Tim Lincecum(notes) and his diminished velocity, plus Matt Cain(notes). Another missed opportunity for GM Brian Sabean. )

(Hey. Look on the bright side. At least he got, uh, a couple middle relievers.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

soiled himself

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a moron.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an ass

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ass

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat shit, whoever you are.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Passan.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a shame Eli started today

This would have been the perfect spot to pinch run for Posey BORK

by NHL84 on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/Ishikawa pinch-runs

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON BURRELL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT DON'T FUCK IT UP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope broxton is off today

by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON PAT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Pat,

you should have turned on that.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Torre is the Dusty Baker of relievers

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE FUCKING BAT!

YES!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT FUCKING BURREL

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The BAT!

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HOORAY!

PAT IS BAT!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeajh

Lincecum is our savior

by kraz88 on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT BURREL FUCK YEAH

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES PAT

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Yes!

That just happened!

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YESBYB NFUOHAoeg*FIUCBASJlVOIYFHBGFM FFUCK YES!!! !!!!!!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Dinger!!!!!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BURRELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES PAT!!!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD YES

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOO!

SUCK IT BROXTON!

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa Aubrey looks pumped

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like he wanted to beat the shit out of Pat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by GrooveGiant on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

REVENGE FOR THE MANNY GAME

by panda revival on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG PAT

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Who tied it initially?

Or was that a two-run homer? Running around cleaning.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

2 run shot

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 run HR

Posey was on base

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

aaand thanks!

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

aaaand thanks..

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

>_> and thanks

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 run

Buster HBP

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND ALSO THANKS

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit they are mobbing Burrell in the dugout

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLbrey Huff’s reaction!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

KARROS IS SPEECHLESS HAHAHAHAHAH

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

And Fuck you Joe Torre

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Aubrey is pumped!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved Huff’s reaction!

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

the dugout is so pumped right now!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He's THE BAT, Nerds!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you guys see Aubrey right there?

said something along the lines of “I’m gonna fuck him up!”

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i man-crush Aubrey

he was beet-red and looked like he was ready to go eat a dodger.

by sayheybk on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

After they hit Posey?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

after the bats homer

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo :(

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Broxton!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Panda.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!!!

oh dammit, what were you doing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Panda, bad Panda.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda WTF?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLFAT

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is pablo such a bad baserunner

oh well PAT THE BAT

Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?

by Sammy Danger on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHER FUCKING PAT!
Oh Panda…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Fat

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what. My play by play says:

Last Play: P. Burrell intentionally walked

by Voxx on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Sweaty fat guy wishes that happened…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, is Wilson okay to come in?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CMON BULLPEN

DONT FUCK THIS UP

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

THis is exactly where I would use Lopez or Ramirez.

:)

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d use Bowker.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Deputy Ops

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Pablo thinks he’s faster than he really is.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda sees Torres when he looks in the mirror.

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

B E A T L A

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was me the other night. $30 for two sandwiches and two drinks. Go F yourself.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell, you're officially a Giant now

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Broxton!

He should be nicknamed Blown because that’s what he does to save opportunities! Heyo!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla comin in?

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was the craziest call I’ve heard Jon Miller make.
He sounded like a 45 on 78
That’d be records for those of you that need to GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He sounded like Alvin the Chipmunk?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

It’s not like Renteria was going to get more than a single.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

cheesus

Yahoo! is useless:

- F. Sanchez flied out to right
- A. Huff grounded out to first
- B. Posey hit by pitch
- J. Broxton relieved H. Kuo
- P. Burrell intentionally walked
- P. Sandoval singled to right

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yahoo is just like, some guys opinion

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JEFF PASSAN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intentional 4-base walk/

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Randy Johnson Geico commercial

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson not available. :(

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yikes

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY’RE PUMPED

especially sanchez and huff

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t talk black to me!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So,

my MLB audio is telling me I should vote for Meg Whitman.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, still no Wilson D:

He must be pissed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota to finish?

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA FTL!

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, no Wilson.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he felt delicious?

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe someone ate him!

/Pablo’d

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL'd

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to watch the 9th!

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Mota, do not fuck this up

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

MadBum

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bum

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got Romo if someone gets on base

by kingofthacove on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo getting loose in the pen.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Mota!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

If we win I’m gonna smoke some Mota!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

smoke whoever you want. just don’t tell me about it.

Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.

by cybermaldonado on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ONNNNNN

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff – “I’M GOING TO FUCK HIM UP”

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin’ awesome.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think he likes these Giants/Dodgers rivalry games at home?

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh Pat Burrell is not single, is he?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He is, I think. I don’t know.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.wtsp.com/sports/story.aspx?storyid=109059&catid=4

maybe they got divorced recently though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

(not that that would stop him from going out on the town, given what we know about Pat Burrell lol)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. Didn’t know that. Maybe they’ve got a special arrangement? lol.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

big surprise

/weird buttsecks anecdote

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your anecdote is jealous!

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No words can express how fucking excitting that was.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Karros saying Burrell is gonna get laid.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, hopefully that’ll get Karros fired.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota should have 10 decent pitches

after that…

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

just

throw
strikes

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck nuts Blake!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

In the way I used to be a toddler.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he used to be one of the best set-up men in the NL

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

’roids

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Him.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

1 OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheesh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That was up there

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't know about anyone else

But I really fucking hate Casey Blake.

by marcello on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate him so much

flames
flames on the side of my face

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he is a Billy Ripken

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and his stupid viking beard

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LARS

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUCHE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE HIS GUTS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to agree with Marcello’s statement

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICWUDT

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 more outs!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more out!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOTA!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

UNO MAS

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

2 OUTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD LONEY

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

One more guys.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

22222222

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

KITSPOOL IS STANDING

Kitspool Jr. is sleeping.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

cornball is standing!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

0-1

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

the crowd is so loud that I can't hear Miller

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.

by oldjacket on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

karros doesn't like to admit that

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS DOUCHE

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

LETS FUCKING GO

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Most dangerous team in the National League?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

SIRM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA

FINISH
THIS
MOTHERFUCKING
GAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillermo!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Yeah

Lincecum is our savior

by kraz88 on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

S I R M!!!!!!!!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT LOS ANGELES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SIRM~!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3

STFD

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LA, BEATEN!!!!!!!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD SIRM!

MOTA MOTA MOTA MOTA MOTA MOTA!!!!!!!! SUPER DUPER!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dance mother fuckers!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THAT GAME

FUCK

YES

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, I missed her.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did I.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is she and why am I in love with her?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think someone said her name, and it was in another language so I had no chance of remembering it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

New one? Or has this been around for a while and I just missed it?

by marcello on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could watch it forever.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HAI

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, Mota can stay

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell Martin.

Kindly suck it, good sir.

by Voxx on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Mota!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes fuck you Martin

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELLS YEAH

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL FUCKING YEAH

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Dodgers.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It's very satisfying to steal games in the 9th from the Dodgers

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GUILLERMO MOTA BECAME A MAN TODAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN SUCK IT BLAKE SUCK IT DODGERS YES YES YES YES FUCK YES

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This win feels SOOOOOOOOOOO good.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

But I am worried about Wilson.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are the best, especially Break-Dance Bear.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a great ending!!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FCKKKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAA

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's going to the game tomorrow?

Because I am!

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTA WINS ON 3 DAYS OF REST

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

haha Miller called Kuo a safety blanket for Torres.

by kaliber on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Wooh!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reckidy rec'd!

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo! ...wooo! ..wooooah, woooo!!!

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell

Greatest scrapheap signing EVER.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Our real deadline action?

Trading Bengie, signing Pat Burrell, calling up Buster Posey

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swapping in MdBum for WelleMEHyer

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deciding Aaron Rowand isn't an everyday player

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Installing Torres as the leadoff hitter.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to many correct decisions here.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beating Broxton twice in like a week and a half rules hard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton = G-men's bitch

Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

by DiegoKing on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with jponry’s statement

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota’s reaction was awesome.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pumped up after picking up his bullpen

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3 Burrell

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooo...

(O_O)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is now a regular.

This is now “my thing”. I don’t have a thing here yet. It is now awesomeface pulling you into sweet acid oblivion.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I came back just to see this.

/enjoys vertigo

♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥

by GiantsBabe on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"You join a contender"

Tampa’s not doing too bad, right now

by wizard5ive on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The crowd was chanting "Pat the Bat, Pat the Bat"

Awesome.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, was just about to post this.

YES!!!

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAN

“GREAT JOB, PAT!”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

NO EXECUTIONS TODAY!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the bicycle

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques

by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR EMPEROR IS IN A HURRY - HORSES TOO SLOW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto

You lucky bastard!
No shut-out AND a two-run bomb!

by Unitard on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It's kind of awesome to put the Dodgers 5.5 back of the WC

on the same day they trade away a bunch of prospects for marginal replacement level players.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Lilly is better than that, but point stands.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they had not gotten Ted Lilly.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat is Bat

And super wonderful.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll even forgive him for going to Bellarmine.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much amazing.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first time I went bowling, there was something about my stance that led my friends to determine I did best aiming two lanes over to the right.

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  


Gifs at Giftube.com


GIFSoup

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Torre brought in Broxton specifically to face Burrell too

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLZ

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude's

a good talker. sounds like a good guy.

by tomorrow on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray?

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

from across the Bay?

Bowkermania has been freed.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

“he’s a caged water buffalo, we gotta let him loose,” burrell, on aubrey’s dugout freakout

by thewaywardO on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Oh this is rich!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that action hero actor was just on No Reservations this past week

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

"he’s a caged water buffalo, we gotta let him loose,"

lol

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.

by BrandonMK50 on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Stealing from GiantBrass

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEDS MOAR FAT

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also I always love it when Russell Martin makes the last out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

My wife didn’t realize he was batting and said “the only thing that could make this better is if Russell Martin were batting right now”. I kindly informed her it was in fact him. :)

"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller

by calpolynate on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

DeRosa add for Dragon speach recognition…Tendon flap gets in way of typing.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Your updated Go-Kart standings

San Diego 60-41
San Francisco 60-45 (2 GB)
LA Dodgers 54-50 (7.5)
Colorado 53-50 (8)
Arizona 38-65 (see you next year)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope Dunn's price comes down on waivers.

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nats were really stupid not to trade him.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily, he is a type A and could net a few draft picks.

by nataku on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have players than draft picks.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what it seems like they were asking, if they had lowered the price a bit, would have been worth it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THE WILDCARD WILL COME OUT OF THE EAST

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT HALLADAY-OSWALT-HAMELS

(not really)

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops

Halladay – Lee Oswalt – Hamels

by marcello on Jul 31, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RUBEN

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saving him for tomorrow!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

or don mattingly going out to the mound

by bombs on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. Is tomorrow’s game the ESPN game? Is that why Miller is with us this weekend?

by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You are correct.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, we get a Sunday Night game tomorrow?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Team to beat, etc.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller: Our answer to Karros.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has to be some kind of programming mistake

ordinarily they’d carry Boston/Detroit

Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!

by Giantsfan4life on Jul 31, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a way to mute Orel Hershiser and Joe Morgan?

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I request Jon only broadcasts.

"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey

by djp4cal on Jul 31, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orel isn’t too bad.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

blasphemy

Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.

by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t have LOL’d, but…LOL!

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that I have to be professional on the Bay Area site.

I just want to be like GIANTS BANG THE DODGERS MOMMAS IN SUPER CLUTCH PERFORMANCE, BIOTCH! as the headline.

Think I’ll get fired if I do it?

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by James Brady on Jul 31, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Attribute it to guest writer "22gigantes"

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Unless you put a picture of llamas and attribute it to your boss.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be wary of the Padres, though.

They picked up Ludwick, who fills a MASSIVE hole for them. He’s a plus defender, and hits the ball pretty hard.

On the other hand, they ‘did’ pick up Tejada, in a move that makes very little sense for the makeup of their team. Lolbaddfense.

by Voxx on Jul 31, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This

The Dodgers and Padres both improved their teams. The Giants went backwards.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

the giants won today …. obviously that means their team improved

by bombs on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants didn't make a poor (enough) decision that could hamper them going forwards.

There weren’t moves to make that would have been worth it. The moves they made were from within – Posey, Torres, replacing Wellemeyer, etc.

The Dodgers ‘did’ improve, but at a cost. The Padres, however….made out really well for the rest of this season, but will have to do something with payroll for next season. Luddy won’t be cheap.

by Voxx on Jul 31, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/SAD TROMBONE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schadenfreude

Nothin’ like seeing my Dodgers fan friends curse at their team for trading for Lilly and Theriot, then for Dotel, and then seeing their team lose in a heartbreaking manner.

HA HA HA HA HA.

This kinda makes up for Bowker being traded.

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

post game

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/31/1598937/post-game-thread-giants-come-back#comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

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