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SCORE RUNS, GIANTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BEAT LA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ugh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLDGERTOWN
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
/flagged
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That picture doesn't need a subject line .....
…… because it’s so homosexual. Fill in the blank yourselves, you fuckin lazy asses. ;-]
by orange_and_black_attack on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
OK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This comment fails on so many levels.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
What.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
These types of stickers on cars make them look trashy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree. Also, they totally degrade one of the greatest comics of all time. Public urination is far too gauche for Calvin.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
it's odd that Watterson never sued
or did he?
by Murray, Present on Jul 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
TOM COLLINS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Delicious!
I wish my parents had gin in the house. They definitely have some lemon trees.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
CHEATER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OBPORRES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Nice!
Good eye! Also, cheater.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Isn’t there technology to cancel out the announcing, like what people did with the vuvzelas during the World Cup?
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
They are protecting you from topless Zeets.
by Murray, Present on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Or maybe add in the vuvuzelas over the announcing?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh great, now we get Freddy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
Freddy has been off balance and out on his front foot for the past week.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Jul 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He has looked like shit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I supose you could put it like that.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Jul 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL MOLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So I guess the July offense is gone, isn’t it?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Giants seem to suck in day games after night games.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
fixed
Giants seem to suck in day games after night games.
yes
I never get tickets for those games. They are always tired.
♥ NATHAN ♥ Posey ♥ Eugenio ♥ Andres ♥ Sergio ♥ Travis ♥
not sure about day after night games but
Here’s the day game splits for this year:
20 W 19 L, .256/.319/.393
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
I wish we got Kelly Johnson
Tired of Freddy
Fresno must be pissed
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Well I am in Fresno, and pissed
Does that count?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Okay.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would the Braves want Rich Ankiel? Why?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HE HIT HOMERUNS THAT ONE YEAR
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Because Nate Mclouth sucks
They also add more depth
Dammit
Why would you allow his child-bearing hips on base?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
God damnit Zito
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Holy shit Miggy destroyed that ball
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’d trade Bowker for him.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Too soon
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
FUCK SHIT ASS
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
WOOO GERALD!
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
… and they immediately complement Billingslea for getting back to be bag.
"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
by MonochromeGarden on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
Also, SUPERBEST YO!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nice baserunning by Babs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Eugenio is confused
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I still cant believe that trade
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
I keep thinking that we are getting someone else too, but they forgot to mention it. Like, Andrew McCutchen will just show up in CF tomorow.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Person!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
After Freddy's epic AB
I looked at his stats……325 slugging? 322 OBP? He is approaching Burriss/2009 Diarrhenteria territory….He is bobbing some serious knob…
I had no idea his numbers had gone down the toilet that bad….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
Should be batting 9th,
but gosh darnit he just LOOKS like a #2 hitter…
Sabes:
I mean, I know he [Rent, Sanchez, whomever] sucks, but he’s a prototypical two-hitter so, really, he doesn’t suck.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Did you see the way he tried to go to RF in the 1st inning?
Fantastic #2 hitter
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FURCAL U SUCK
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
"He was called out for excessive window shopping."
LOL Jon.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
Splendid, Zito!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
"Wonder if he's thinking about something else other than baseball" Karros on Kemp
Yeah, probably Rihanna
He knew it wasn't out, and knew Torres was in center.
Why bother running hard?
remember when torres dropped the ball yesterday?
granted it was a tough catch
Yeah Zito!
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Baby, I just want some runs!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Belt question
So if he gets a chance to come up this year, does that mean he’ll get bumped to AAA soon, or is there a chance he goes straight to the majors? Does that type of thing ever happen?
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Wouldn’t he first have to be added to the 40-man?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
This Russian version of the Most Interesting Man in the World that Directv’s got going isn’t working for me.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
But the guy eats grapes made of gold
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And kisses tiny giraffes!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
the giraffe and the dogs playing poker are awesom
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
So if an OF gets hurt now
is Brandon Belt the callup?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
Sebean works out a waiver claim with Dodgers
He’s always admired Anderson’s grit. And that Belt kid hasn’t done nothing yet.
I would love for the Giants to score a run at some point.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WTF does this mean?
* The Royals traded minor league catcher Jeff Howell to the Twins for future considerations according to milb.com’s official Twitter feed.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Cash or PTBNL
But, they decide which it is…in the future?
I dunno
Twins: Give us that catcher.
Royals: What are we getting for him?
Twins: Shut up.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL JPORNY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Supposed to hit it where they ain’t
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
God, everything he hits is squared up, even the outs.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
God damn. I feel like weve hit a million line drives at people.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
Have we ever had a game where we just beat the shit out of Billingsley
and if not, why not
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
when he came out of the pen that one time we beat up on him last year
by panda revival on Jul 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200909130.shtml
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
3 runs through 4, is the best we got?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than Bowker apparently. :(
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So when do we get Kelly Johnson?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
so is zito really gonna get cained again?
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan
by warriorsalltheway on Jul 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
zeeted fucked
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I’m beginning to understand why Philly fans hated Burrell so much – when he’s in a funk and striking out a lot, he just looks so bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
they didn't hate him at all
he was supposedly one of their favorites.
by patneededthetowel on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
they booed him all the time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That doesn't mean he wasn't one of their favorites.
They boo everything. And everyone.
Yeah, but there was always a lot of animosity toward him, at least that I saw, because he had a big contract and he never approached the numbers he put up in 2002.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he had 4 straight seasons in which he averaged a .900 OPS
with a strong OBP. he was worth it
by patneededthetowel on Jul 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, you don’t need to tell me that. I know that. But he struck out a lot and didn’t hit for a high average and he got a lot of shit for it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And he spends a lot of time
funking and striking out a lot.
Play better and you’ll play every day.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Magic Inside
Runs…eh not so much
by allhailtheredwings on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Gross.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUFFUFUFFUUFUF
I’m outta here like Kuip.
by Murray, Present on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Stagnant ass offense!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FUCK YOU CASEY BLAKE
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
looks like that's his 3rd against SF this year
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Not Carlos Santana. Not Carlos Santana. Not Carlos Santana. Not Carlos Santana. Not Carlos Santana. Not Carlos Santana.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I almost hate Casey Blake more than Russell Martin. Almost.
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
if you have to ask, then you’ll never know
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Why don’t you hate Russell Martin? I mean look at him!

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
ok well yes, but what did he arron boone us or something
by allhailtheredwings on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He follows in a long line of douchey Dodger catchers.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
have you seen him?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
my heart can't take this
i’ll go into cardiac arre——-
S I R M
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
makes it look easy
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers and playoff sharks fan
by warriorsalltheway on Jul 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
Kenny Albert sounds like he doesn’t want to do this game. GTFO
by TimLaser and MattyC on Jul 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
If Kenny Albert wasn’t Marv Albert’s son he would be an accountant or work at a library…The guy has the charisma of my shoe…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
H Y M N S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
O L D
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUCK YOU GARRET ANDERSON I FUCKING HATE YOU
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So
Who’ll be pitching the 8th?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
RUNS NOW PLZ
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
OK, lets score two runs, just two
or just rush the mound and take out billingsly
by allhailtheredwings on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
How can commercials be this bad?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
YOUR EMPEROR DEMANDS RUNS BE SCORED!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
First pitch hacks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
First pitch, out of the strike zone,
swing, one out.
YES!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That’s a tough play for him
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Bautista up in the pen apparently
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
EWWWW PUT THE MASK BACK ON
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
This pizza is hot.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
still no score
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Nice game Zito!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
HEED YOUR EMPEROR'S DEMANDS!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Kinda got a Helton goat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Please don’t
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
check your monitor connection?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Zito and Boch getting into it in the dugout? Or is it just me
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
So..
I come in from doing yard work. I’ve been listening to the game on the radio, everythings cool except the Giants can’t hit.
I sit down to watch a few minutes of the game and.. OMFG….why don’t these guys just go down to the Dodger’s dugout and start blowing Joe Torre and the rest of the team. I didn’t think anyone could be worse than Joe Buck.
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
EFFFFF YOU BABS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
But he sure can (pinch) run
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
I can say this about 4 or 5 Giants players.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
PANIC PANIC PANIC
I’M MISSING WHITESIDE’S AB HERE
Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?
Best hitters in the major leagues
374. Everth Cabera
375. Adam Everett
1,546. Eli Whiteside
by patneededthetowel on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
oh god Aaron Rowand is coming up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh. Thought I heard/read it was going to be Nate.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO PLAY-BY-PLAY FROM THE PARK ON YOUR iPod BECAUSE THE FOX BROADCAST WENT OUT ON THE REST OF US.
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
FOX just came back!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
TOO SOON
Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?
by Sammy Danger on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
and then it wnet away again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
picture that is...
commentary…that’s another story
oh well good
then mine is probably working perfectly too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This copywrited tele-DROPPED AGAIN
Fuck you FOX. In a whole new way you ruin my saturday baseball.
Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?
Nice game Nate!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
6-10
and he’s riding the bench?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Time for Sabremetric Chinese!
FAH KING EX TEIN
by Murray, Present on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
How did Rowand?!
Scott!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Scoot!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Scott?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT!
LET’S GO ANDRES!
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
“letting out some shaft”
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
Read BID
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ball in dirt
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I did initially think you were telling me to read twice a day, GAA, but my mind is warped by medicalese.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
huh? I dont understand
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
BID = twice a day, as in Aleve 150 mg BID.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What do you know about Malanase?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
or malanases
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not much. Sounds like an enzyme that degrades polysaccharides (complex sugars). Other than that, I’m lost.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ok. The wife has it. And the meds are stupid expensive (even with our insurance). Just looking for alternative to the stuff the Dr. prescribed.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That sucks, man. I tried using my extensive medical references (google, Wikipedia), but got nothing. Stupid internet not being helpful exactly when I need it!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yup. $200 for a 30 gram tube of cream! Robbery!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy moly. That is shitty.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yup. I was actually wrong. It’s called Melasma (skin discoloration) and the med is Tri-Luma
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh, I am less confused now. Was/is your wife pregnant?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Like 10+ years ago, but incomplete
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm. I was under the impression that there wasn’t much to be done for melasma.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That’s what the Dr. said, but prescribed this liquid gold to her, and said that it may take two months to take affect. I’ll be broke by then buying the stuff. Basically he said avoid the sun and use at least 55 spf sunscreen everyday on her face.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ball in dirt
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SIRM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wheeeeeelz!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SIRM
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Oh well
Sack
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
oh fuck this team
Its like it’s 2005-2009 all over again!
Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?
This game sucks.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WTF TORRES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
runners runners everywhere
but none of them to score.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Did the Dodgers double switch?
If not, Kuo either has to bat or be out of the game.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
it looks like they did not double switch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Let the conga line of walks begin.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Jul 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bautista in.
Pitch well or be DFA’d tomorrow.
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
The same sort of momentum that Ex-Lax brings?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
DENNY
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
John Manuel's take on Joey & Bowkermania
http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/majors/trade-central/2010/2610450.html
They could be Giants...but not really.
joey martinez is a lefty, huh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And fangraph's
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/the-giants-add-pen-arms/
"I AIN'T HAVIN IT." - Buster Posey
/12 straight balls
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Not that anyone cares but my iPhone has been sitting in Hong Kong for well over 72 hours now… Getting anxious
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
it's learning cantonese
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Mine did that too. (3 weeks ago.)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Did it get delivered when they said it would? Mine still says it will be here on Tuesday.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Right on time.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Cool
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ask for a refund. I know I’ll be asking Grant for a refund
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
CARRLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
They are gonna lose this game 1-0 arent they?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OT
Jair Jurrjens should not be allowed to pitch past 6 innings. Ouch, my Pokemonz ERA.
They could be Giants...but not really.
uh-oh
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Was I the only one who had Sanchez on my team last night and was really hoping for a save?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
No. I have him in two leagues.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Anybody else think that Bautista looks just like The Incredible Mr. Limpet?
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Jul 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
they’re letting Kuo hit for himself
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Great.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DAMN IT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You have to be fucking fucking me right now
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
HE'S JUST TIRED
Needs 72 hours of rest.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
IN HONG KONG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fucking Christ...
Welp, hope you had fun as a Giant. Enjoy the rest of your life.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I cannot wait to see our new relievers do that as well
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Obviously the thinking is
to walk him so he gets tired running the bases, right?
hi, just got in from a gay softball team pool party fundraiser. anything fun happen today in giants baseball? :)
:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
youre making me cry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STOP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
:’(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, but Bautista..
is a huge steamy pile of Cow Shit.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
A W F U L
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
fatigue!
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
pitched on July 28 and July 30 and warmed up on the 29th
it was inevitable
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
YES!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP THIS TOAD FUCKERY, BAUTISTA
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
I was about to freak the fuck out. Miller said that Bumgarner had removed his cap down in the bullpen. I thought they were bringing him in, a la Sanchez last night, but he was signaling that Mota was ready.
Mark Gardner.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/RIM SHOT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ugh.
Hopefully this is the last we see of him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I feel like I could be almost as effective as Bautista
Hell, if you want a guy to not throw strikes, I’ll do it for the minimum
Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?
PAIN
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck Bochy for putting him out there down 1
Can you not run Romo out there?
didn’t he have Romo go 2+ (almost 3?) last night?
not saying I disagree that he shouldn’t have brought in bautista.
this guy doesn’t deserve to be on any team.
Romo went 1+ last night.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Hopefully that is the last we see of Denny Bautista.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
extrabaggs
Giants need a roster space, and Denny Bautista just walked Hong-Chih Kuo and Scott Podsednik. Pretty clear where this is heading for Denny.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Baytista is our Version of Sherril.
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
WHEEEE
We just traded for a guy worse than Bautista. Sabean you sly dog you.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
At least Ramon Ramirez should be an upgrade on Bautista.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
my grandmother is an upgrade on bautista
and she died in 2006
why do we have pitchers like bastita
by allhailtheredwings on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
why does Bautista pitch? He'd be better at flippin burgers at Mickey D's
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
can’t we just send him back to the minors?
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
But someone has to leave the big club.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Even if we could, what would be the point?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD FURCAL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD RAFAEL!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
Bautestin the fuck out of my patience!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
OMGZ A PITCHER THAT THROWS STRIKES
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
H Y M N S
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Mota is working on 3 days rest
if he walks anybody by accident, I blame the manager for calling bad pitches
(breaking pitches in the dirt, eye-high fastballs, etc)
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
so relief pitchers never just plain old fuck up in your mind
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
sure they do
hanging curves and whatnot
the issue is fine control withing the strike zone
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
mota makes bautista look like an allstar
Lincecum is our savior
I think you got that backwards...
Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?
by Sammy Danger on Jul 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
An allstar at what?
The ball throwing convention?
You mean the other way around right?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FINISH HIM
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I am going to go make a sandwich. When I come back, the score better still be 0-1.
They could be Giants...but not really.
make a double layered sandwich
and the score will be 1-1
yeah I miss kruk and kuip[
Lincecum is our savior
STFD Guy!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
roster decision made!
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN MATT KEMP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD KEMP
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I’m glad we skipped the Denny’s grandslam
by justhangin on Jul 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I would love if the Giants would score some runs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So Bowker was playing LF in Fresno; does this mean Belt gets promoted to take that spot?
"Bengie Molina - the quintessential double play possibility." - Jon MIller
Sounds like it.
Cause 1B grow on trees in the Giants’ Org.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wtf Gilette? I don't think firefighters care about their deodorant
Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?
So lame
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
Just a stranger on a bus?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
I like dog shit better than Bautista
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
LOL JPORNY
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FUCK YOU GARRETT ANDERSON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Audrey, we need you
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Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
"Taking pitches is for pussies"
-Freddy Sanchez
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yo sanchez, swing for shallow center
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Pathetic.
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YEARGH
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
DON'T BREAK POSEY
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
somehow Jair still got charged for those runs after melky’s amazing throw… wtf
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
OH HELL NO
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HONG!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SHEESH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
OH, IT’S ON NOW
Bowkermania has been freed.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU KUO YOU PIECE OF SHIT
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Not that it matters much
But weren’t two of the HBP’s by the Giants’ yesterday cheapies? ie One a jersey and another the back foot which could have been moved?
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
yeah pretty much. One didn't even look like he got hit
Lincecum is our savior
all of them were pretty cheap
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Too bad there's no Kuip
Otherwise we’d be hearing about some “country hardball” right about now.
Fuck you Jeff Passan
San Francisco Giants. Blockbuster alert! Javier Lopez(notes) goes to San Francisco from Pittsburgh! Same with Ramon Ramirez(notes)! The good one, too! Gavin Newsom to pass proclamation naming July 31 the city’s official Javier Lopez Day! Then comes the renaming of the Embarcadero as the Ramonramirezo! Hip-hip hooray!
(Now, really: This is a Giants team with the sort of starting pitching depth that begged for a deal. Whether it was Jose Bautista or Corey Hart or any other big bat, the Giants needed to wave goodbye to Jonathan Sanchez(notes). The emergence of Madison Bumgarner(notes) has allowed them to make such a trade, and yet here the Giants are, in the same place they’ve been the last few years: lots of pitching, not enough hitting and the weight of their world resting on Tim Lincecum(notes) and his diminished velocity, plus Matt Cain(notes). Another missed opportunity for GM Brian Sabean. )
(Hey. Look on the bright side. At least he got, uh, a couple middle relievers.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
soiled himself
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
What an ass
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Passan.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
PAT DON'T FUCK IT UP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pat,
you should have turned on that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Torre is the Dusty Baker of relievers
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
PAT THE FUCKING BAT!
YES!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
PAT FUCKING BURREL
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
HOORAY!
PAT IS BAT!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PAT BURREL FUCK YEAH
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THE BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
THE BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck Yes!
That just happened!
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
YES YESBYB NFUOHAoeg*FIUCBASJlVOIYFHBGFM FFUCK YES!!! !!!!!!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
Dinger!!!!!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FUCK YES
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
BURRELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
BAY AREA TIES
Bowkermania has been freed.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YES PAT!!!!!!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
WHOOOOOOOOO!
SUCK IT BROXTON!
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Whoa Aubrey looks pumped
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Looked like he wanted to beat the shit out of Pat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Who tied it initially?
Or was that a two-run homer? Running around cleaning.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
2 run shot
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Thanks!
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
2 run HR
Posey was on base
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
aaand thanks!
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
aaaand thanks..
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
>_> and thanks
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
2 run
Buster HBP
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
AND ALSO THANKS
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
109
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Aubrey is pumped!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
BEAT LA!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PABLO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
Did you guys see Aubrey right there?
said something along the lines of “I’m gonna fuck him up!”
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
after the bats homer
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Panda
Bowkermania has been freed.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Panda WTF?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
LOLFAT
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
why is pablo such a bad baserunner
oh well PAT THE BAT
Kevin Pucetas: September long reliever extraordinaire?
Wait, what. My play by play says:
Last Play: P. Burrell intentionally walked
yep ... i trust mccoven more than yahoo
and that is saying something
lol
Sweaty fat guy wishes that happened…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
CMON BULLPEN
DONT FUCK THIS UP
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
THis is exactly where I would use Lopez or Ramirez.
:)
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The Deputy Ops

Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
B E A T L A
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL Broxton!
He should be nicknamed Blown because that’s what he does to save opportunities! Heyo!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Casilla comin in?
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Wow, that was the craziest call I’ve heard Jon Miller make.
He sounded like a 45 on 78
That’d be records for those of you that need to GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
I didn't hear it. Guess he was excited
Lincecum is our savior
Whatever
It’s not like Renteria was going to get more than a single.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
cheesus
Yahoo! is useless:
- F. Sanchez flied out to right
- A. Huff grounded out to first
- B. Posey hit by pitch
- J. Broxton relieved H. Kuo
- P. Burrell intentionally walked
- P. Sandoval singled to right
lol
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
yahoo is just like, some guys opinion
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL JEFF PASSAN
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Randy Johnson Geico commercial
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yikes
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
So,
my MLB audio is telling me I should vote for Meg Whitman.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
MOTA FTL!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Great, no Wilson.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I thought he felt delicious?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Maybe someone ate him!
/Pablo’d
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL'd
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Dammit.
Mota, do not fuck this up
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Romo getting loose in the pen.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If we win I’m gonna smoke some Mota!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
smoke whoever you want. just don’t tell me about it.
Only McCoven not to get one of his comments rec'd in the Post Game Thread after that Epic win over the Dodgers.
by cybermaldonado on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey Huff – “I’M GOING TO FUCK HIM UP”
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuckin’ awesome.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh Pat Burrell is not single, is he?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He is, I think. I don’t know.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.wtsp.com/sports/story.aspx?storyid=109059&catid=4
maybe they got divorced recently though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Huh. Didn’t know that. Maybe they’ve got a special arrangement? lol.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
big surprise
/weird buttsecks anecdote
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Dunno. I remember some hilarious stories about him in Philly, though, regarding his, uh....
late night proclivities?
No words can express how fucking excitting that was.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Karros saying Burrell is gonna get laid.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
just
throw
strikes
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
Suck nuts Blake!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Mota used to be a closer right?
Lincecum is our savior
In the way I used to be a toddler.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You both shit the bed?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
he used to be one of the best set-up men in the NL
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
looks like he is 9 for 32 in save opportunituies
Lincecum is our savior
I'm hoping you either pulled that number out of your ass
or it’s some weird 3 inning save thing.
Finish Him.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Attta way, Eric. Step closer to the ledge. Did you know the Dodgers aren't winning right now?
Oh, you did? Huh. Imagine that. What a shame, too.
That was up there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Don't know about anyone else
But I really fucking hate Casey Blake.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
i hate him so much
flames
flames on the side of my face
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah he is a Billy Ripken
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
and his stupid viking beard
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
LOL LARS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to agree with Marcello’s statement
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
2 more outs!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
1 more out!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
MOTA!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Does Mota have a fat pit stain under his right arm?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
ONE MORE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the crowd is so loud that I can't hear Miller
Mark DeRosa is playing exactly the same amount of professional baseball as his adopted father, these days.
karros doesn't like to admit that
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Most dangerous team in the National League?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINNISH HYMNS!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MOTA
FINISH
THIS
MOTHERFUCKING
GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
STFDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
FINISH HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
S I R M!!!!!!!!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT LOS ANGELES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SIRM~!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
WINZ!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LA, BEATEN!!!!!!!
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
STFD SIRM!
MOTA MOTA MOTA MOTA MOTA MOTA!!!!!!!! SUPER DUPER!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Dance mother fuckers!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
"You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys." - Washington Senators First baseman Dale Long
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
HOLY SHIT THAT GAME
FUCK
YES
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
STFD SIRM
Bowkermania has been freed.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Aw, I missed her.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So did I.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is she and why am I in love with her?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think someone said her name, and it was in another language so I had no chance of remembering it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa
New one? Or has this been around for a while and I just missed it?
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Ok, Mota can stay
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
Yes fuck you Martin
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
HELLS YEAH
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It's very satisfying to steal games in the 9th from the Dodgers
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
SUCK IT RUSSEL MARTIN SUCK IT BLAKE SUCK IT DODGERS YES YES YES YES FUCK YES
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, it’s Denny Bautista
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
NIGHTMARE FUEL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
hahaha
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Which one is Mota.....heh
Lincecum is our savior
What a great ending!!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
FCKKKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAA
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
Who's going to the game tomorrow?
Because I am!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Reckidy rec'd!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
woo! ...wooo! ..wooooah, woooo!!!
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Pat Burrell
Greatest scrapheap signing EVER.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Our real deadline action?
Trading Bengie, signing Pat Burrell, calling up Buster Posey
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading
Seriously.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Swapping in MdBum for WelleMEHyer
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Deciding Aaron Rowand isn't an everyday player
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Way to many correct decisions here.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Ya I remember Burrel used to torch us every time he came to the park like 3 years ago
h
Lincecum is our savior
Beating Broxton twice in like a week and a half rules hard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Broxton = G-men's bitch
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I agree with jponry’s statement
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Mota’s reaction was awesome.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
<3 Burrell
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YEAH

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
HOLY SHIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Had to hide that as I felt myself falling into my monitor
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
This is now a regular.
This is now “my thing”. I don’t have a thing here yet. It is now awesomeface pulling you into sweet acid oblivion.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
"You join a contender"
Tampa’s not doing too bad, right now
The crowd was chanting "Pat the Bat, Pat the Bat"
Awesome.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ah, was just about to post this.
YES!!!
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FAN
“GREAT JOB, PAT!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NO EXECUTIONS TODAY!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I love the bicycle
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces strained obliques
by Giant among Angels on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR EMPEROR IS IN A HURRY - HORSES TOO SLOW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It's kind of awesome to put the Dodgers 5.5 back of the WC
on the same day they trade away a bunch of prospects for marginal replacement level players.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
I wish they had not gotten Ted Lilly.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pat is Bat
And super wonderful.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
holy shit
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The first time I went bowling, there was something about my stance that led my friends to determine I did best aiming two lanes over to the right.
by non sequitur on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
holy crap
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
Torre brought in Broxton specifically to face Burrell too
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOLZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
oh GAWD I hate the dodgers!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! GREAT WIN!
by David Todd Stimpson on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
Ray?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
from across the Bay?
Bowkermania has been freed.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh this is rich!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
"he’s a caged water buffalo, we gotta let him loose,"
lol
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Thanks for the Memories Nabby.
Stealing from GiantBrass

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
NEEDS MOAR FAT
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Also I always love it when Russell Martin makes the last out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
DeRosa add for Dragon speach recognition…Tendon flap gets in way of typing.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Your updated Go-Kart standings
San Diego 60-41
San Francisco 60-45 (2 GB)
LA Dodgers 54-50 (7.5)
Colorado 53-50 (8)
Arizona 38-65 (see you next year)
They could be Giants...but not really.
Hope Dunn's price comes down on waivers.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
The Nats were really stupid not to trade him.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I’d rather have players than draft picks.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Sort of depends on the players, doesn't it?
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
BUT THE WILDCARD WILL COME OUT OF THE EAST
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And we did it without George Sherrill even getting in the game
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
yes
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, we get a Sunday Night game tomorrow?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Miller: Our answer to Karros.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Has to be some kind of programming mistake
ordinarily they’d carry Boston/Detroit
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on Jul 31, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Orel isn’t too bad.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
blasphemy
Things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches. Twinkies. Warriors fans. ...Also, Giants fans; but we'd find a way to blame the nukes on Brian Sabean.
by lurkers UNTIE on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that I have to be professional on the Bay Area site.
I just want to be like GIANTS BANG THE DODGERS MOMMAS IN SUPER CLUTCH PERFORMANCE, BIOTCH! as the headline.
Think I’ll get fired if I do it?
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Attribute it to guest writer "22gigantes"
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes
Unless you put a picture of llamas and attribute it to your boss.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Had to settle for "Giants Are Absolutely Clutch In Beating LA"
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I'd be wary of the Padres, though.
They picked up Ludwick, who fills a MASSIVE hole for them. He’s a plus defender, and hits the ball pretty hard.
On the other hand, they ‘did’ pick up Tejada, in a move that makes very little sense for the makeup of their team. Lolbaddfense.
This
The Dodgers and Padres both improved their teams. The Giants went backwards.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, RHP. 2010 Line: 0 H, 2 BB, 0.00 ERA. CALL HIM UP!
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Giants didn't make a poor (enough) decision that could hamper them going forwards.
There weren’t moves to make that would have been worth it. The moves they made were from within – Posey, Torres, replacing Wellemeyer, etc.
The Dodgers ‘did’ improve, but at a cost. The Padres, however….made out really well for the rest of this season, but will have to do something with payroll for next season. Luddy won’t be cheap.
/SAD TROMBONE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Schadenfreude
Nothin’ like seeing my Dodgers fan friends curse at their team for trading for Lilly and Theriot, then for Dotel, and then seeing their team lose in a heartbreaking manner.
HA HA HA HA HA.
This kinda makes up for Bowker being traded.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
post game
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/31/1598937/post-game-thread-giants-come-back#comments
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

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