Andres Torres is a legitimate MVP candidate. Yup.

Wait what? Seriously?

The data doesn't lie. (That's right. Singular. Data is accepted as singular by IEEE, and as a member of IEEE, I will use it as a singular noun. If you feel somehow this is violating the integrity of the English language, deal with it. Now if you'll excuse me, I will go read another paper on quantum mechanical effects on floating gate scaling on IEEE.)

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=nl&qual=y&type=6&season=2010&month=0

4.5 WAR. 2nd in the National league among position players. But you don't care about that. You came here for the video didn't you?

Fine. Here's the Andres Torres Video.I decided to have a little fun with this one. If you like it, great. If you don't like it, deal with it. ;p